Previous: >>561875304>Season 3 trailer:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSbCMA9Nevk>Patch noteshttps://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=2425>Season 3 plans:https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=2380>Wavu Wikihttps://wavu.wiki/t/Main_Page>Glicko2 rating + player searchhttps://wank.wavu.wiki/abouthttps://ewgf.gg/>Terminologyhttps://wavu.wiki/t/Jargonhttps://wavu.wiki/t/Notation>Moves Datahttps://okizeme.gg/https://tekkendocs.com/>Tekken 8 Character Overviewshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/18cSl4qrcTDBl9zXJzY3luSCOlU29FCjlzZu3vKJAGz4/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.d9pfldn0wai>Tekken 8 important moves for each characterhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/15iC2duCQLb0EoqBXyMkjWffiFE_IDLaenVBA6kS2bM4/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.au9001x0inqv>Fundamentals guide for Tekken 8https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nqDOVDcVWeDrWc05sk5di4rLt2xWUBi2DkjxrxalgbI/edit?tab=t.0
finally
charlie charlie kirky
Finally jfc. So my question was:Without bullshitting anyone. What was your highest rank in Temu 8 all seasons, or even S1 or S2 if you stopped playing?I can say myself, I never played ranked. But I'm curious. If you want to know: I can sometimes beat TK and TGs but I can struggle too, so I'm probably a Blue shitter.Someone answered GoD1, that's actually impressive. Which character? I should probably add, which region and character? I feel like with enough grinding GoD0 should be achievable by someone in TE if you labbed enough MUs.
>>562020462hes right you know
ClaudioKilledTekken
so did lobbies die permanently?
>>562020462You can't do anything against this PoS character. I tried the whole SSR duck shit and it's literally impossible in a real life match scenario against random mashing Lidias. But the lab rats will tell you there is counterplay to her crap. She even has 360 tracking moves and options the shitty Nipponese devs inserted into this garbage to make sure the people that paid for her are happy (and lucky!) to get wins on you. Put her in the trash.
its uphttps://x.com/saaya_minase_/status/2038513072512634883
>>562021183why would anybody want to play that garbage ass game
>>562021183Asking this in the year 2026 of our lord after S3 is so funny, I don't know why. Yes I know, but still, it's funny.
>>562021183there is a RUSH lobby up
sucks we could have a tekken game but NMH chose otherwise
we're all gonna play Pokemon Champions, made by a goated ex-SOULCALIBUR developer
Reina players only want to hear one thing and it's disgusting.
>>562021183we're playing deadlock bruv
so how do they fix tekken in season 4?
>>562024469eos
>>562024469fix what? the game is perfectly fine right now
there's nothing to fix, as the patch notes said, they will continue with the direction of ikeda's vision
>>562024469tekken 8 has no flaws
Dogshit AIDS
oh i see........
why you chopped uncs still coping in here?
>>562025621it's fun to shoot the shit
>>562024469back to basics
scared, potter?
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i'm glad i'm not a gambler
>>562025621not chopped and not an unc
r8 my menu screen
Can't stop listening to Judas by Lady Gaga....
scooby snacks are a deus ex machina
sicoby snacks
damn nobody told me professor utonium's voice actor had a stroke
/tekdead/
3.00.02 in 2 weeks. everything will be fixed. players will be listened to
t8 will be fondly remembered as a top tier lewd game
we will have to wait for the kuni patch to see if they will make any improvements at all or quadruple down.
7 days since I uninstalled Tekken 8. I feel nothing towards the game.
>>562035940You made her ass look enormous
genuinely nothing redeemable about this bitchnigger game
tekken 7 lobby uproom name tekgenxbox na but every region welcometype tekgen when you join or get kicked
>xbox lmao
why are you afraid of randoms when you're playing on xbox >>562040346
way to out yourselves as dumb 24ers
>>562041007your lobby isn't even up
I just got home from my job!!!
I'm playimg Sekiro and the combat ain't clicking with me. Should've bought Nioh instead
>>562040346>no crossplay>xboxLmao
>>562035940HOLY FUCK MY DICK JUST TWITCHED
>>562043996I had a blast with nioh 3 earlier this year!!! But now I have two jobs and I can barely play anything!!! I have 14 hours in crimson desert!!!
kuni save me kuni save me kuni save me
it's a shame the xbox anon didn't actually make a lobby
Why did haranivger kill his franshise
>>562046058tekken fans don't deserve shit. plain and simple. if you did, he would've stayed until 9 like he intended to.
>>562026981forgot to say, ggs everyone
i'm having a blast with myteam in 2k26
my birdwife 'ka
>>562020341>What was your highest rank in Temu 8 all seasons>America 3. >TK with Kaz and Zafina on Season 1. Bushing with Azu, Hei, DJ, and Jin >TGS with Kaz and Zaf on Season 2. TG on Hei and DJ. Emperor on Azu. Dropped Jin.>TG with Kaz and Zaf on Season 3 thus far. Emperor on Azu. No Hei and DJ yet.I've noticed people on this ranks are just as clueless on matchups and throw breaks as I am, they also don't launch punish half of my stuff and I don't launch punish half of theirs.The key thing to not demote thus far has been to just never let them press, plus frame em into frames into casino, etc. The oposite is true for them oc, as If they press I'm fucking dead as well lmao. Been getting enough wins to stay at TG but not enough streaks to promote and I guess I won't til I learn the matchups and get good at throw breaks or everyone just ranks up once the pros get to GOD 8 or something.
>>562047459i’m having a filter md5
>>562047935Interesting. Where's America 3? Latin America somewhere? Do you get matchmaking with America 1 too? From EU1 I can only get decent "playable" connections with East Coast America 1.In these ranks yeah, people are gonna be playing the ranked meta which is what you described. Super toxic 50/50s non-stop. It's so sad. No one bothers to play movement and Tekken because everyone is afraid of the offense of the other opponent, this is what these retarded devs don't get. It's not until there is a meta installed in a competitive game that you can gauge if your game is worth something or not. Here, people are reduced to making the opponent's life miserable because they're afraid of being put into that stressful situation on their turn. Rarely you find good-willed players who try to play neutral, and it's because Tekken 8 hasn't corrupted their souls yet, and if they continue to grind or learn, they'll just because another fucking bot masher.This game is a twisted social experiment.
>>562046058The funniest thing about Harada's sudden departure is that most people truly believe he's innocent. I've been reading here and there that he was either coerced into leaving Namco or that him leaving was a sign that he didn't agree with Nakatsu and Murray's visions for Tekken 8 or whatever the fuck this retarded community is trying to make up in their own mind.This to me, takes the cake. Tekken 8 is then truly deserved. And Harada is of course laughing at this whole situation. He's laughing and with money in his pockets!
>>562051000you can set the pace with jab strings if your opponent is mashing too hard
>>562051375You can't even do that against many players or characters, because they'll just throw their next CH low launcher or armor move or whatever and you'll be just sighing at the whole situation.The thing is that they're playing the meta and getting "skills" at refined flowcharts. So the more they play, the more they develop intricate play-styles where it's part mashing/part fighting game skills/part janken. If they know how to combo and play their character? Even worse.
>>562051589they get hit with the mid before they can chstuff like drags 121
>>562051000>Rarely you find good-willed players who try to play neutral, and it's because Tekken 8 hasn't corrupted their souls yetHell yeah, but it's also character dependent I'd say. I know Kaz and Azu have godawful poking so with those two I usually end up in a neutral whiff baiting situation against the characters that can't just fly towards you with their bs.Coincidentally, the characters I hate the most on picrel just stick to my dick and never let go, string on string onto power crush onto low poke into ch, etc. I just hold back and pray lmao.
>>562052570>heihachi>full setlmao
>>562052691Bro just SS lmao
>>562052950*b4 ch launch for 100 dmg*
>>562053151>b4Bro just SS lmao
blud sends fraudfina friend requests
>>562052950which direction do I step heat b33
>>562053304*112 wallsplat into 80 dmg*
Tekken 8 is not a 3D game. It's a myth. Stop playing in Practice mode. When you leave the cavern, it's only nuclear bombs and psychopaths everywhere.
>>561987130You say that but I've been a waifu player all my life and I see those people worth less than even pajeets..
>>562054067You have nudes of yourself on this website, who are you to mock pajeets or even weird ERPers? I'm gonna remind you again what you should be doing instead of breathing air!
>>562054236Yes.erp is for losers and niggersmy nudes are hot and awesomeNow I must create a new trans flag colored Lars outfit.
>>562053496>heat b33>-12 obWhy would you want to step if you can block and punish, if you know it's coming?>>562053501Only if you're glued to the wall and on a straight angle. Warrior instinct 112 is busted tho.I really think people having meltdowns over Kaz, DJ or Heiachi are just trolling desu. Like, there's waaaaaaaaaaaaaay bigger bags of shit to take care of.
>>562054324>my nudes are hot and awesome
is it morally wrong to bully your newcomer cousin with lee?https://streamable.com/j86903https://streamable.com/tuy7sk
>>562054790blud dropped a 40 streak on his own cousin :skull:
playing season 3 lee is morally reprehensible
damn fraudix you still play this abomination game
>>562054790that editing gave me the cringe..but uh..you shouldn't. I mean you can show him moves if he's interested but all you are doing is frustrating him and then you get a guy who quits after a month.I usually fight noobs with a random character I just know a couples moves on.. or just fight em with 1 move on arisa..
imagine paying for 4chan and speaking about cringe..
>>562055087Yes.
>>5620550874chan pass is less than what i spend on eating out every weekend, quite a no brainer desu
>>562056469>The gastrocnemius BULGING on the right legMffff... Reinatroon, stop!
it’s my birthday twins and it’s depressing
>>562054067>>562054324>>562055041>>562055610kill yourself
>>562059039morning anon
>>562059239morning it’s my birthday, killing yourself would be a cool gift
>>562059396happy aging day orbit kun
>>562059436i dont want to be old im 30 now which means im finished i might be the one killing myself at some point in the next 365 days
>>562059624Life after 30 is a slow-motion suicide without family. It's all the negatives of getting old; watching your friends drift away as they start their own families, your parents and siblings getting old and die, watching everything in your life slowly putter out as the magic fades; without any of the positives of things like family or community to shore you up. Everything rots away and you're left with the bleakness of oblivion, no hope of anything continuing. Anyone who has experienced considerable ageing among his family members (or already in himself), knows how blackpilling it is. It's really rough, once people pass their early 50s (or sometimes even sooner) you start to notice the slip-ups, forgetfulness, the declining of fine motor skills, the difficulties understanding new information. Human existence is a tragedy, there are so few years that you are allowed with full mental and physical strength. Your peak years are mostly wasted with education, where you have barely any control over your own life, because you have little to no money nor autonomy. Add to that the time spent sleeping, working, hygiene, housework, shopping, appointments, visits to the workshop - what do we have left? Everyone who has to work for a living basically leads a precarious existence, regardless of whether they are a simple worker or a well-paid employee. Before they have built up a comfortable fortune and a well established understanding of the world, the body goes downhill.
>>562059824some say we peak at 33 and then life is not worth living after that.
just take estrogen, do anti aging surgeries and jerk off in your room all day trying different make up looks
>>562059927Nobody young believes that, it’s cope. Humans peak at 18-21.
>>562059824Fuck off with this materialistic doomposting. You're supposed to age and fucking die with more knowledge about this place and be at peace in your mind. People can still take their own lives if they're too unhappy or suffer too much. Just ride the riger, or read Cioran. Everyone is stuck here, might as well boot up Tekken 8.
My life never peaked so I pretend I'm a late game scaler like Kayle
>>562060065most athletes don't even peak at early 20s anon, that's too early to achieve anything
>rigeryou mean ridge racer?
>>562060209bruh kayle and quinn are the only 2 top laners i know how to play anf they're diametrically opposite
when asked i will have to say im 30 now which is terribly sad and worth ending it all, the good thing is that i have no friends or social circle so no one will ask.
why do i feel more tired when i sleep 10hours and feel great when i sleep 7/8 hours
>>562060716circadian rhythm
im doped up
Capcom Won
Koei Tecmo Won
i love men
fighting game players lost and will keep losing until the end of time
cotw would have made a great dix
this is even worse than an office job because he ain't even getting paid for this
>>562062928trustfundie faggot is still carried by bryan in season 3 what changed exactly
>>562063093literally nothing changed, the game is still the same as it was season 2people are just getting burnt out and being melodramatic about it blaming it on season 3
i have faggy tendencies
wish I had rich parents that set me up for a life of doing whatever I wantI'd be TWT champ then
>>562063468talk about a fucking loser we ve got a winner id be doing drugs and licking blonde leggy models assholes all day on a boat somewhere
fuck u talmbout unc
>>562059436It's not my birthday but you should still kill yourself.
It's a shame the hottest character in the game (lidia) is also the most braindead, autopilot scum character ever made
>>562063468i'd spend the rest of my life in academia
i want… to… LIVE!!!
i should kill myself
just find a chinese gf you will be fine twin
>>562063981>this>hottest
>>562064205tranny core
>>562064253totally
>>562064457Hilarious how Tekken fags how to mod their games to look like this
>>562064675your sentence doesnt mean anything dix faggot nigger monkey faggy fag
>>562054067Nah most of them are really fun people to be around. Definetely way above any pajeet. Admittedly I don't hang with the ERPers much. I stick to the milkers since I admit I like jerking off and being sent stuff to jerk off to.>>562064205>>562064457Thats a good reminder.
I'm so confused by the Lars changes. I played him starting with S3 and only just now read the patchnotes and.. I don't get it. The wind effect on b2 is cute, kinda helpful I guess. Does more damage than b1 at least. Not as good as AKs 3,4 but whatever. The uf1 tho.. why?Got the wind effect on the other side, alright, but the string is garbage. Who uses a -12 mid mid to catch someone walking one specific direction that does absolutely nothing. Not like the shit ch launches like on zuya. It got a cancel that does absolutely nothing. First hit is still -12 and it's -5 on hit. Haven't seen anyone walk me right anyway. They walk left.I guess it's just like on Arisa. New move is just a throw away to be forgotten. >>562064967Nah dude.. they are in constant e-drama and that is obnoxious af. I can't stand these 4chan communities and their fucking screeching when they e-date someone and shit goes downhill.
>>562064675Yeah, DOA and even VF have actual lingerie for their female characters on the actual game
>>562065028I don't join the drama. I just jerk off. So I never hear or see it.
>>562065028kill yourself
I'm an obese 30 year old virgin and i love lili
>>562065095fuck u mean.. the entire thread is constantly filled with people beefing each other and anons running rampant. The shit on their cords is even worse.
>>562063993id spend the rest of my life with you
>>562062928The existential life crisis Tekken has brought to people.And we probably have TMM and PhiddleDix trying to change carreers or games for their "community".
>open thread>anime
>>562062928based M fucking people's lives and careers up
https://x.com/i/status/2038763964696346807we're all playing this uncs
wrong we're playing goatedlock
is mina a hore
>>562062928no sympathy for slaves, at its core everyone is just clout farming as far as i'm concerned
>>562066367Wrong thread, bud. This thread is for the best game ever made, not some trash slop.
>>562066435she's arslan's previous home city
>>562067198>best game ever madethis isn't silent hill 2 general tho
I am a slave summoned by Satan not to create evil but to make me suffer senselessly for no reason.
It looks the ranks are finally healing. Nearly as many Tekken Kings as Fujins.>>562067389literally who? U mean the movie? I watched that, was cool. Very spoopy when I was younger. This is a vidya general tho, me luv.
imagine calling a game that gets 3 updates per day a slop while playing a game that gets 3 updates per year and each update is more broken than a kid's early access game on steam
certified loverboy?
I've been pretty depressed for 20 years so I'm just managing it day by day
low test hurensöhne tekken 8 ist so ein schwuchtel spiel
i love leo
>>562066435Probably, she's aware that she's hot and she's willing to do anything to get ahead so
>>562067389pure sex outfit
>>562068243troon core
i'll disappear soon twins
VF6 is removing that juggling system right?
>>562069137i take jewpills for that ill probably end up with parkinsons or Alzheimer's when i ll be old but hopefully i won’t live long enough
when do things get better?
that's the neat part, they don't
>>562069896tomorrow
>>562069896
I've got like.. the worst luck with opponents today. One went afk, one quit, 2 has a 83ms delay with 3rb frames.. Just gimme a match man, c'mon.
>>562070103stop posting this ugly retard
I want a cute trans girl to flirt with me in the office.
>>562070182you act like you can hold down an office job
shat too hard and tore my ass
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK I DIDN'T KNOW THEY KNEW EACH OTHER???https://x.com/i/status/2038934337870295245
>>562070308id love to hold you down
I want to be a woman
>>562070493They got married?Looks like I need to win EVO Japan to have a chance bros…
>>562071223u'll get rekt, anon.. sorry..
>>562071284kill yourself
>japanese animation
Tekken 8
>japanese animation forum
>>562070493>rangchu plays bears >gets married to a cute >chikurin plays lili and clive >gets married to a cute kaz bros i don't feel so good...
>>562072385let's see keisuke's wife
>>562072947what’s up guys mainmanswe here
>Marvel Rivals players using macros to execute “abnormal combo sequences” will now be banned as “letting a machine do the work for you is absolutely not skill”learn from this, murray
if only capcom had the same mindset and removed modern controls from sf6
i love feminine men
>chinese game>combating cheating
>chinese gf >soon
bro took the whole made in china way too seriously
>>562073801how would they even detect hardware level macros that look exactly the same as doing something legitimately from the game's perspective?
Still playing bloodborne
>>562074148the same way you can tell someone is using macros on tekken, you look at input timings, average them and ban them on month after
>>562074250>make macros that randomize the lingering input timingswell that was easy to get aroundalso how do you differentiate a macro'd TJU and non-macro? both will need you to do a triple just frame that always looks the sameonly thing that would change is how you let go of the b2 but that should be easy to randomize or just create variations for itonly reason you can detect people using macros currently is because there's no incentive to hide itit's like saying "yeah it's easy to detect autoblock bro just see if they always block in the same way" and then you find out about cheat softwares where you can randomize the timings and adjust block percentages based on hp/timer/round count etc and it becomes really hard to tell if it's just a good player guessing well or someone bottinginsert the pic of airplane with red dots here
This battle was nice. I finally am seeing some progress with Lars.I wonder how he kept seeing all my db4s tho. They are 20f..
Slowly working off my negative winrate.. we getting there bros.
https://play.sooplive.com/atl/292849087https://play.sooplive.com/atl2/292849137STL day 1
>>562075870
IT'S OVERR
all fighting games are dogshitaccept your reality
>>562074731cheaters tend to be stupid and do not bother hiding shit like that
>>562075090Loli my friend, how are you :)You recorded gameplay footage?
>>562076179Why would I record gameplay footage? I mean.. if u wanna watch my matches, just find my online replays ingame.
I don't have T8 installed sadly. You usually post some clips
>>562075090hello i am red ranks will you play with me and teach me tekken
>>562076592You can watch noob paul lose all hope at winning if ya wanna.
>>562076592God damn u, cause of u I mistagged. That was supposed to go to this >>562076349 anon. I mean, I'm getting a bit tired but you can play me if ya wanna. I have a tiny bit more in me
>>562076753i take that as a no...
>>562076592who do you play?
>>562076847I just said we can play Teggen. You just have to gimme a steam invite and then make lobby and I'll come. https://steamcommunity.com/id/AnimeIsFuckingTrash2/
>>562076969ah that was for me well i got stuff to do atm anyway so you can rest i'll hit you a request later when i'm home>>562076939clive
>>562077164>clivego fuck yourself
>>562077220i played ff16 with my cousin and clive really grew on me
>>562077164I sadly won't be up for much longer.. probably be in bed in like 2hrs.. but maybe another day.
>>562077507whats your timezone?
>>562077681he's swiss
>>562077983
Wtf chikurin married that female Japanese king player
Salami tried to shill to every fighting game company, they all denied him and now he's full boomer larping
chikurin is 37, I'm slowly closing in on that mid 30show do I find a wife
Use dating apps
>>562070493yjk she's thinking about her future here
Salami should've just turned shill like majin obama if he wanted to be a japanese larper trying to work in its game business
>>562078921she's super desperate
but he was a shill for almost a decade, he's a charisma void that failed in video production, making fighting game infos and streaming
and being a podcaster
you're telling me the genius that put FTTAWSBFTMA in a video for people brand new to the game struggles to find an audience???? it can't be!!!!
>>562079229that's a boy
>>562078921>>562079014..She's married and pregnant already. You guys missed out.
>>562079480pregnant yes, but married? no proof
>>562079537i'm the husband
im murray
its not fair bros why do these bear and lili faggots get married while i'm stuck pewgf niggers in ranked
in this economy?
>>562043996>I'm playimg Sekiro and the combat ain't clicking with me.Filtered.
the chad lili player vs the virgin kazuya main
>>562060065Men peak at 24 because that's when their test peaks on average, DESU. This is not cope because I'm approaching 2 decades past that peak anyways, 3 years makes no difference for how fucking over it is for me.
>>562079978you can not like a thing and still recognize that it resonates with many people, grow up anon
>>562063993god you are such a faggot
IT'S UPhttps://youtube.com/shorts/mmOeS9MHPiQ?si=QMXjpJquZ5CBZU5R
>>562080243god i wanna fuck your ass so bad
>>562080243What does that have to do with anything?
if you pretend b1+2 is not a button then I guess Devil Jin really has no midsgood thing he does have that though haha
>>562078453He married world's first pro horror gamer Celina?
if you pretend that there are no lows in the game then your character really has no lowsunfortunately you don't have to pretend when you play nina or kunimitsu or jun or lee or reina or shaheen or jin or raven or fahkumram or feng or azucena
post it to the feedback discordthese characters have no lows.
no homo but i love femboys a lot
sneed ball run
shaved ball run
>>562056469id marry that
i havent seen the episode yet ive been jestergooning
i have found that potential niche account cute chinese gf who lives in europe but im too much of a chad to engage and jestermaxxx like a faggot
im not sure if i should take a quick neet nap that will transform into a 5hours nap because im on jewpills or play GT7 on my PROFESSIONAL
>>562086117yellow feverfags in europe must have it rough.
gran turismo 7 saved my life
>>562086632i go to japan twice a year im good regarding that problem, but in general id say im a loser who cant get it regularly because of the heavy dose of antidepressants constantly in my system.
i love watching heatsplozionz destroy the bitrate on my twitch stream
>>562087068kys?
>>56208741424ers love unwatchable piece of shit games i forgot, i’ll kms
are there any old tekken games being played via rpcs3 or any arcade emulators that have netcode that's as good as even tekken 7? or is it all extra delay frames compared to t7
>>562086918how much are round trip tickets to japan? i need to go before it’s too late
>>562087414ok brb
>>562088218you need to stay where you are
>>562086918>because of the heavy dose of antidepressants constantly in my systemif you know the problem why don't you fix it? you have agency in how you feel and don't need medication to get better. get extensive bloodwork, address your gut health and nutritional deficiencies, and wean off the antidepressants (plan for as long as you were on them)
>>562088218900€ to 1100€ from France in summer time was there last summer in june and again in september and going again end of may
>>562086715>two faggot grifters talking to each otheralso infuriating for max jewd to try and pretend like he wasn't a major instigator behind devs doing this.
>>562070493>world champion >EVO champion>pro>cute waifuHe won in life. He is living the best of lives. Literally.>>562067389peak
>>562088532im not addicted to them per say like i can stop cold and feel weird for like two days and that’s it i just do it for fun and to fight boredom between my 2 yearly months in japan
As dogshit as this game can be sometimes its still fun more oftent han not
>>562090241kys
>bought and enjoyed EA FC>bought and enjoyed NBA 2K>bought and enjoyed PGA 2K>already bought COD months agoi'm slowly turning into a gun and ball dude
blud got into cod during the worst cod game ever oh no no no
>>562091080yous just a nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM7AKydOV70I am playing ranked againI think I will go for God of Destruction and then go back to Lee
>Eidos Montreal Cancels 7+ Year In-Development Title That Cost Hundreds of MillionsThis is what's going to happen to Tekken 9
downloaded 7 two weeks agostill haven't launched it btw
didn't ask btw
im trans
The world has been getting consistently worse since 2007
or maybe your unmedicated adhd has been getting consistently worse since 2007? most of the best games are now post 2007
>>562087950It's all unplayable. Even T7 was unplayable, we just pretended it wasn't for 7 years.
There are like 4 good video games released post-2007
>>562092778we'll see it even earlier with VF6
>>562093594This is the way. To be a fighting game fan.
if I had a ditto irl I would make it transform into asuka
anyone kindly share their creamapi? i forgot to make a backup and now everything is locked
Quick play is now just full of smurf faggots that refuse to rank up to their actual rank.
that sounds like me lmaoI'll go to ranked in december maybe
yeah bro I'll give you my creampie
>>562095485noticed that as well, ranked was way easier.
>>562095485Lies and slander.I swear I can't rank up any further.
>>562095485i don’t like ranked and refuse to play it. sorry not sorry
>>562096807Same.
ranked matchmaking has been super fast, did they change something?
every firefox update makes it worse somehow
>>562097218Same for quick play. I can barely alt tab and browse anymore.
i didnt lose a single ranked match from the final ruler rank to tekken king
>>562097760that was my experience in season 1. i can only imagine how wack ranked is now
I didn't lose a single hair this morning :)my secret? I have no hair to lose
you also didnt shower this morning
yeah but i'll do it tomorrow for sure
if you don't shower before bed and after waking up, you're gross btw
i found that my hair falling problem stopped when i switched to shampooing only twice a week. which is what chicks do but it works well for my man hairi also uninstalled tekken 8 the day the season 3 patch went live so that could be it
haven't changed my bed sheets since last year so it would be pointless to wash myself just to sleep back in the same sheets, i also main reina if it's relevant
>>562098475i want to shower with you
>>562098535i don't even play reina lol
havent changed my bed sheets since last year is the new i havent showered in a week
>>562098667what if we played together
I start getting itchy if I don't wash my bedsheets for a month
>>562088341but they love americans in japan
>>562095485Its always been that way
current game rotation:>tekken 8>slay the spire 2>ea fc 26>nioh 3
is reina for rape or femdom?
>>562099276troon nigger core
>>562093594i disagree re: t7, it's still very playable with five bars. possibly less perceived input lag than offline ps4
>>562099276gun and ball gamer
im a worthless piece of shit
anna would love to eat you up
let me sleep all night in yoursoul kitchen
i am serious and dont call me Shirley
gran turismo 8
A lot of modern fighting games feel overdesigned. You can feel the developer's hand everywhere. Systems layered on systems, constant nudges pushing you how you're supposed to play.They're so busy trying to be spectator friendly eSports that they end up worse to play and watch.
>>562101619kys
>>562101619yep
>>562101619no lie detected
Does anyone have that Moonlit Wilderness mod? I'm not paying 10$ for that shit.
i do
i don’t
havent played since clive
tekken 9 will use denuvo
>>562102219fatfuck is getting lonely and trying to crawl back to the community he abandoned
money can't buy happiness when you're green
money be green
>>562102219please be 2 hours of aris shitting on the game based purely on aesthetics
https://x.com/ScrawtV/status/2038422679095545956
>>562099276brownest game list of all time
>>562102219Aris always looks like he's in a Saw movie.
gun and ball general
nah you can't duck electrics bruh
never noticed how much my neighbor looks like jeffrey epstein
ok but consider just having sex
with who? you?
the guy below my post
sex is mid
sex is A tier at best
Starting to think women pity me
women are disgusted by me
farted merlusa playing d7
I used to hate K but H showed me what a truly malevolent game director looks like
>>562020045dead game
Can we go back to classical Tekken? People that came with late T7 and T8 would find it slow and boring.
lemme boot up my atari and play tekken 2 and pretend to enjoy it
>>562109827https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCkOsHZ087obut it's quite fastjust because beginners don't see dashblocking as "things happening" doesn't mean it's slow
harada is short
They're poor...
>>562111232meatcels... why do we keep losing...
capcom is so far ahead that bandai simply stopped competing and is now cutting losses
just die tekken
who's even against becoming one with the machine nowadays?
did they remove bryans taunt jet upper or wtf is going on here? i've wanted to see how difficult that shit is but even if i hit everything with 1 frame it still doesn't work
>>562091561Nevermind, uninstalling again
i want to become one with a man (leo)
yeah they made taunt +13 nowbig nerfs for bryan mains
>>562091561Nice track. God damn shame what nu-shitcom did to her in dix...
>>562111536Forward on the frame it hits, one frame neutral, back and 2 on the same frame. That's all I know
Sega Won
>>562112329yeah thats what i did
>>562112074It's so goodIt sounds just like old Shin Megami Tensei music
>>562112689evidently not
>it's so good>it sounds like anime
>>562113064maybe try opening your slant eyes
>>562109827t7 and t8 are the slowest and most boring thougheverbeitapproaching is too dangerous in t7 because of low parry and counterhits so high level became a kbd wankofft8 pokes do zero damage, combos last years with heavy scaling, 200 hp and recoverable damage makes rounds last long unless you die instantly
>>562111536you’re hitting 2 one frame late. there can’t be a b and b+2 input, only b+2
that's a macro
My mom said all the real hood niggers stopped playing Tekken and moved on.
>>562111536Hahahahaha the Reina cheater can't even do tju with a macro
no that's pure arcade kino sound dummy. anime sounds like thishttps://youtu.be/C9oo-ZPB5oI
>>562111536Youre one frame slowTheres not supposed to be a frame of back only, its supposed to be back and 2 on the same frame after the 1 frame of neutralI had to solve 20 captchas to make this post btw
>>562113882he's trolling you, he's known around here (cheater and macro-er) auto duck and stuff
my mom also said that so its probably true
>>562113415>>562113882ok, what now?
now you stop posting this non sense and we go back to praise sf6
IF YOU ARE A REAL NIGGA YOU WILL POST PROOFS THAT YOU CAN TJU RIGHT FUCKING MEOW
>>562113994exactly what i said, you’re hitting 2 too late. you should only see b2 with no b input before it. practice taunt b4
>>562114708nigga said practice the macro
i'm so sorry bryan players for ever disrespecting you... you were right, this is literally the hardest character in the game. how the fuck could i ever do this to you guys.. i'm so ashamed right now
fraudix i knew you were stupid but i didn't think you were genuinely retarded
>>562114842i forgot he’s a cheater. but why would you post yourself with a bad macro?
>>562114708ok, i just did it. the b2 was 2 frames tho. anyways if anyone ever lands that on me in a match i will literally hold forward and let them win the match, then rematch and do it again and then suck his cock. k bye
>>562115509>the b2 was 2 frames thoit wasn’t. the 2 just means you held it for a frame after hitting it
why is that guy still here I thought he was a day 1 tourist
practicing tju is literally more addicting and fun than playing tekken 8
https://youtu.be/9ow7KfdoiRg
Who the fuck are these people trying to fool? This dude played like a total retard.I weep for the state of this game, man.
im so sad feel bad for me even though i never tried and hurt other along the way
same
it's unfortunate that there are people who still play tekken 8
>>562117242I got tired of Street Fighter 6. I got everyone in the game to a high rank and they all play the same outside of two characters.I'm just jumping from kusoge to kusoge.
>>562117620you will find t8 is the least kuso
How do I stop being fat fuck? Excersise and diets dont help.
>>562117928getting sick helps
>>562117928>Excersise and diets dont help.why would you lie like this
>>562118587maybe he's following a bulking diet while exercising, he would indeed get fatter
i never seen shrek 2that is changing tonight
blacklisting any god of destruction alts
>>562117928Unless you have a chronic illness or hormonal imbalance, weight is almost entirely dietary. The average person can easily just eat less refined sugars and consistently lose weight.
>>562117928cigarettes
it doesn't hold up
I just can not win
>>562117928diet better
tekken won
why did they decide to rape this legacy fujoshit no pun intended series out of nowhere?
>>562119610why do they keep making these 2D flops, no one wants them, not even the anime addicts, they should have made a 3D game
>>562119610They seem unable to make a modern Legacy of Kain game
shadow labyrinth made billions btw
>>562119610this series is just zelda but gothic vampires. how do you fuck up such a simple formula
hooooooly shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
>>562120390You make an adaptation of an unpopular comic book that included two OC donut steel characters everyone hated.Also you remove all the puzzles and exploration.And you fuck up the controller support.
>>562120390soul reaver 2 was just a movie with token gameplay and defiance was devil may cry with vampires. in addition to whatever the hell blood omen 2 was. they already couldn't stick to a formula.
>Vow to stop playing Tekken 8 and make content on it>Proceed to make daily spergout videos of you crashing out over the game ever sinceWhat did Blackheart89 mean by this?Tekken might be my favorite fighting game franchise, but it easily has the worst content creators in the FGC and its not even close. Too insulated and deeply autistic.
nobody knows leo stringsyou can just press the entire match with xim
NOT ONLY
>>562117928how often do you shit? what color is it? where do your poops normally fall on the bristol stool scale? after eating are you often gassy or burpy? do you get gassy or burpy hours after eating? do you wake up gassy or burpy?
>>562120692It's hillarious. He got so mindbroken by a troon he made a video using a high pitch to "mock" (rent free) him.
that's it, i'm buying forza horizon 6
>>562120572i’m finna mash: the character
>>562121254that sounds a bit based tbqhwy.
>>562098483women do that but they also have the sense to condition more often and not condition their scalp so their hair still looks good. Only shampooing twice a week with no conditioning means your hair is going to be frizzy/oily most of the time
>>562121254I'm /pol/ and even I was deeply embarrassed by him getting absolutely mogged and dogwalked by a troon. I hate T8 too, so getting me to cheer on the Tekken 8 tranny shill is quite the achievement.
Blackheart still playing Tekken 8That game is his life
>>562086632theres alot of chinese girls in spain
there are*
hellowhere is kunilast year's dlc released by now
sybau
i got nothing to post about what can i post about
6 month gap between mary sue and kuni
talk about your day vro
I wonder what dumbshit 4chan will do for April Fools dayMaybe combine /v/ and /vg/
got 500€ for my birthday today
>>562122664BlockheartLose? Block.
>>562123726Happy Birthday man
not one day goes by where the internet doesn't collectively shit on tekken 8https://x.com/NulowTK/status/2038723908937879760
It's not my Birthday, i lied to sound cool
>>562123803thanks twin i just turned 30 so im finished but it is what it is
i went down on a sheman on that one vodka fueled summer night
>>562123868>get hit by literally everything to the point it looks like you might be holding forward>game bad actuallyis she supposed to be rewarded by getting pushed back to neutral for getting hit or something?
I say that
letterbox people are the scum of the earth the normiest pieces of shit you could find and i wish nothing but the upmost misery on these larping faggots
i wanna go to europe when’s the tekgen meetup
EVERYTHING SUCKS.
i havent showered in a weekEVERYTHING SUCKS.
claudio is some horrifying cheap bullshit i am not running that back
>>562102219what a bunch of losers and JoeyFury
the Marduk main is the biggest one there
i pleased my boss today EVERYTHING ROCKS.
>>562126582cool post nigger monkey
t-thanks UwU
deadshit game
almost got my promo but i ran into a wifi kazuyafucking mishima tax in this nigger game lol, such a free character. zero skill involved at all
didnt ask but pleased to know
someone here has to play this goddamn gameyou can at least read my blogposts
I was playing against some FR guy and it was laggy and he was playing like an italian with it and I was thinking about making a joke about it something like>when something something something you know and then the picture in the post would be the theatrical poster for The French Connection and that would've been mildly funny perchance but I don't have enough creativity to pull it off so maybe you can just imagine I did something like that and imagine it's funny I think that works tooif it's not funny then that's your fault not mine
went to anor londo too early and only have a +4 zwei
blud accepted a wifi and then blogcried about it
Using cheesy chars like Lars/Victor/Clive doesnt compare to someone that takes an ounce of execution. I thought going full retard neanderthal unga was supposed to be fun
im finna pleasure meselfs on shemale porn
>>562111232No reason for people to be this rude in the comments
Using cheesy chars like Queen/Rook/Bishop doesnt compare to something that takes an ounce of execution.I thought going full neanderthal unga was supposed to be fun
Guys, Lili is the Principality of Monaco!!
wheres my chinese gf?
>>562133642the less you know the better
i seriously dont understand how these shitty games attract investors if these investors are so retarded why dont they fund me
this why isn't just street fighter, mortal kombat and tekken on infinite loop for 30 years
I logged on to Tekken 6 today for funFound some matches, most had bad lagThen I got a rare good oneAnd accidentally picked a fagLeo was his name, no idea how to useBut nevertheless, the match beganI found his df1, db4, and tracking df3, they would help me not lose.I started kbd'ing a lot, I practically ranMixing in pokes and whiff punishes, the occasional lowI whittled down his Jin's HP, round after roundThankfully he didn't get too close, to mix me with a throwI won with pure fundies. Afterwards I think his Bryan pummeled me into the groundBut I didn't mind, it didn't strike a mental blowBecause I knew that Back to Basics, had finally been found.
I ran out of shit to talmbout :(
>>562136417>I logged on to Tekken 6 today for funNo you didn't, liar.
was with a woman in an elevator and through my peripheral vision I could see her glance briefly towards me and instantly she turned away in disgust
>>562137218tranny core
>>562137265sorry to hear, wouldn't wish it one anyone to be in the same elevator as you
>>562137465>it one anyoneESL detected
>>562137465>onesorry pal it looks like you made a mistake so now all my misery will fall on you instead
i have got needs
>>562137265she turned away instantly because you flustered her with you good looks and charm
>>562117928Here's what worked for me:>100kg fat slob, zero muscle>800 cal a day diet for about three months>Didn't care too much about protein desu. I was maybe hitting 60gs a day? Prob less>Bumped it up to 1200 cal a day by month 4 when I started doing a shitload of cardio. Basically ditched my car and walked - jogged everywhere.>By the end of year I was pretty close to my weight goal of ~70 kg>Bumped the cals again to 1600. Got less nuts about cardio>A year and a half after starting I was pretty lean, still zero upper body muscle but lean and with nice legs due to all of the jogging. Close to 60kg.>Then I bumped up the cals again to something more normal, about 2200 per day and started lifting. I also started caring more about protein and trying to hit some 90 grams a day of meat and animal based protein. Mostly eggs and beef (I hate chicken and protein shakes, yuck).>Two years later and still pretty lean but my arms are getting thicker slowly. I'm about 68 Kg nowadays. Feeling pretty good ngl.>>562119430>Unless you have a chronic illness or hormonal imbalanceThose do not exist really and are just a gigacope from pharmaceutical jews to sell you ozempic and/or other bullshit. Fat people that parrot that shit are just cattle and they fucking deserve every single gram of extra adipose tissue they have.>>562118853He's a fat fuck, he's been bulking for ages lmao. I've never seen bulking and cutting strategies work for regular, non bodybuilding, types. We usually just it as an excuse for eating shit and buying a gym membership for like a month. The only way to loose weight as a fatty is to just go nuts and cut down on everything or just accept defeat, fatmaxx and die at like 30.
>>562137723>>562137876i kneel and apologize, i should have worked on my insult a bit better
not reading all that faggot
wish ymfah went back to breaking bethesda games instead of making shitty sleep-inducing dark souls 2 videos
lil bro thinks im gonna read his novel
twunc fag posted talmbout his whole lifestyle and shit
>>562138142That horrible image alone made me not want to read your post.
>>562137723>ESL detected
>>562137218i hate DUDE BEWBS artists that cant properly proportion anything you can barely call that kuni
hey guys here's my life story except the text is green and i'm insulting you along the way, read carefully!
>>562136417Can't be. Uncs told me T6 was peak Kekken n shit.
he was right about fatmaxxing
will you jestermaxx again or stay alone forever?
Life a modern blunc is shoosin betwin deeze two opshawns and then getting bombed and seeing your family die and going "wow just like in my social media feed!" frfr
>>562138142massively cutting calories was the only way i lost weight too. like 600 calories a day like you said, and overestimating what you’re eating. i think people are just naturally very bad at counting what they are eating
>>562123726>500€Dang you can get like 50 street hookers for that amount around here. Or 10 of the non fat ones with full teeth. I'd get the busted ones personally. Imagine an entire month of daily sex. With some extra for a nice one every 15 days or so. That might cure me from tekken.
>>562138861wonky proportions have soul
>>562139114lingblud...
>>562139114what about having a job and playing nba 2k?
>>562139114i look exactly like the top right pic just sayin
should i play tekken or watch shrek 2?
im watching dont look up while playing gt7 on my ps5 professional
i wanna feel huge femboy balls in my hand
If i see more than three (3) april fools garbage i will off myself clean
better not to look into a mirror then
rendezvous with rama was tuff but the sequels look like slop im scared but i will try them
>>562137218It's insane how you can get away with shrunken legs growing out the hip and gigantic fucking deltoids
Blackheart pretty much destroyed passtroon with this one desu... Guess we won't be seeing that clown around here for a while.https://youtu.be/U9RhbcJdP9A?si=qwAVh6QMWSKLAqWn&t=126
Morning anons
>>562142892kill yourself
>>562142892>No 4 leafsJust a copycat
im chopped
>>562144281n skrewed
>>562141920Why are many Tekken players going to Deadlock? Like what's the appeal of that game specifically?
Paul Wall
>>562144781it's really on the youtube audience of sajam and diaphone, kinda millenial tumblr-esque audience thar jives with the artstylei don't see smash fans or tekken fans playing deadlock much at all
>>562143228Henlo orbit-kun. >>562143762Who would be insane enough to wanna be a copy of me? Everyone hates me after all.
>>562144939*only
>>562144939I mean I feel like many competitive junkies just go back to their old drugs to cope from Tekken's current state. From LoL to Overwatch copies or something.
just finished my BBB (breaking bad binge)the final season antagonists are so goddamn lame and forgettable
>>562142417He kinda lost me with this one.Is not nerfing Alisa really as bad or worse than buffing Law?
>>562142417in-game alisa looks like something out of mvci
>>562145146are you dumb? deadlock is too new to be considered in the same category
>>562146387Morning reinatroon, hope you're having a nice day. >>562142892Kys.
>>562146387Deadlock is the same as Marvel Rivals, flavor of the month shit for the zoomer-streamers. But there is a point where I've seen many people, even friends, just leave Tekken for good and go back to their old drug. CS, Overwatch stuff, Apex, you name it. But none of them were playing SF 6 or were interested in DOA or SC or anything as these games are dead anyway.Hell even FrameWhisperer went back to WoW... Imagine that, that's sad.
I miss this nigga
>being a mazerate>criticizing tekkenframe has no self-awareness
guys i lost more than 30 times in a row but its ok because i dont know the character, right?
I went back to my comfort game (deadlock)
my comfort is unironically League
My comfort is tekken 8 !!!
i dont have comfort
>>562144781it's dota 3
Anons what does Lars do after lightning stomp and ss 2 lightning smoosh? Is there a guaranteed followup or is it just oki? And what's the oki?
>>562150448don't care. kys
>random name with some numbers, no sign of thuggery >check twitch>of course its another niggertimmies just dont care about d8 anymore
>>562150553But it doesn't matter if you care, I do. I need to learn Lars. Gotta get better.
>>562150864They never did. It's a game for autistic browns and darkies.
>>562150928I don't care if you care. I need you to kill yourself. I hate you on an ontological level.
i dont like the current amount of animes in this generalcan you turn the passbot off already
>>562152534>animes
he's a pass user, unlikely he'll get banned
Why would I get banned? I didn't do anything
I miss my alissa wife
Why do none of you cunts play lars..If I were to ask about Zuya hellsweep wallsplats I'd have a team of mathematicians here giving me exact angles and combos with sidestep distances to make sure that shit always happens..
im a failure
>>562156982>Why do none of you cunts play lars..You're the only guy playing T8 here....
>>562159706Nah, I got at least 3 guys from here on my list that play Tekken8 u dumb cunt
That triggered you that much huh. 3 people is barely anything
>>562160194I don't think you know what the word triggered means.
Dude pulled that number out his ass.
>>562156982Yeah, I wonder why nobody but a literal anime brain rotted fag plays a cringe goku-haired power ranger that shits electricity all over the screen while shouting shit on japanese, oh he has a pink haired sexbot gf and is also swedish for some reason lmao. Even for anime fags, Lars and Alisa are just too much. Kaz is kool tho.
Every single criticism regarding TTT2 can be immediately solved through Solo vs Solo format:Absolutely ZERO exceptionsSolo TTT2 is, by far, the most balanced and legitimate Tekken experience ever conceived so far and it's not even a contest.Solo TTT2 corrected the sins of T5DR: i8 jabs for some characters, plus on block df1 for some charactersSolo TTT2 corrected the sin of T6: superdimensioned Rage damage (+30% base damage)Solo TTT2 gave us a massive roster with their character identities absolutely RESPECTED (clearly-defined strengths AND weaknesses), with their movelists properly fleshed out.Even the issue you mentioned, Capoeira CH b1,4, is IMMEDIATELY solved through Solo format because Capoeira had an identitarian weakness (erased in T7): the incapacity to properly structure combos on his/her own. Capoeira depended on the TAG PARTNER to structure the combo for him. Without the Tag partner, there is a massive ~40 damage reduction on every single one of his combos, and a massive reduction on wall carry, even more considering Capoeira will have more than a hard time even TRYING to put the opponent on the wall because the only option would be b3,3 and he gets locked inside RLX to do it. Capoeira cannot properly structure combos by himself/herself in Traditional Tekken: atrocious juggle potential. So, what is actually a game-breaking, free win button in Tag format, becomes just a powerful button in Solo. What would be a 130 damage no walls to Death Combo in Tag format, becomes less than 90 damage and no walls in Solo format.Abominations like Roger/Alex unreactable tail sweep are IMMEDIATELY balanced through Solo format: what would be a devastating Tag Assault combo, now becomes what it was SUPPOSED to be from the beginning; a mere mini combo because the only way Roger would be able to convert it is through df1+2 bound into b1+2,1+2 ender.
The main issue of TTT2 is, unfortunately, the Tag mechanic broke the game, even though it is a beautiful mechanic with an universe of possibilities for creativity, technicality and player expression. The Tag mechanic, particularly Tag Assault, gives the user unrestricted access to devastating damage/devastating carry at ANY given moment. It completely skews the risk-reward of moves like a monke hopkick, for example. Say you got completely destroyed in neutral, the opponent has a massive lead on you, but he needs to seal the deal. He decides to go for an ultraconservative low poke.Got your panic hopkick blocked? Pay 25~40 damage (You were already dead anyway)Did your monke hopkick manage to crush the low? Now the opponent pays 85~135 damage, depending on the tag team you are playing. And he's dead. You stole the round through monke launchers. All thanks to Tag Assault.The people who criticize TTT2 have absolutely no clue what they are talking about and are completely misinformed by revisionist mainstream influencers. It is literally the absolute best Tekken we ever got in terms of balance: all it takes is to dismiss the Tag format and play Solo vs Solo.
ok but tekken 6 still da goat
>>562160518Skill issue.My weeb friend plays tekken for Lars but he's a casual player. He started cause of his naruto outfit. Max isn't even a giga weeb like lacary and plays lars.Lars is way less weeb than kazuya and jin.
>>562160781if i see two paragraphs or more, i assume a bot wrote it
it should be easy to guess who wrote it
>>562162989the nova of seiken?
Is Lacari a Kick streamer now or dead forever
i thought he killed himself
he's off in cunny heaven
I wanna go to cunny heaven too
>>562163094considering he thinks solo tag2 is the best tekken and the use of the word "monke" like a third worlder, probably
>my Eczema breaking out againNice job Murray
>cat scratched my sofa while I was away
>>562166961Hellsweep the fucker
Just had to fight a Lidia with Lars.. this has to be the biggest FUCK YOU to Lars I've ever seen.Lars has to gamble with mid-highs on block to get some poke damage in while that cunt goes for tracking mids nonstop into true mixups.. I have never once before felt this "you are playing the top tier of our character type while I'm at the bottom" before. I had it in T7 with Eliza against akuma but this.. this is worse.With Arisa I can evade those Lidia mixups for the most part but Lars can't do that. He can't move and doesn't have a good armor move. He doesn't even have a parry like Arisa.
I just got ass raped by a GoD2What are you faggots doing?
People really don't like Alisa huh, I picked her up again for some fun and because I missed her cute smile but I noticed people one and done way more when I play her even had a Yoshi and Claudio straight up plug, I don't even play that gimmicky, pretty funny cconsidering I usually play Ling which I thought people would hate more to fight but honestly on Ling I have rarely have one and dones or plugging.
>>562168382love yourself
>>562171620Depends on what you are fighting. The Tekken God Supremes+ will rematch you. Some blue ranks might rematch you cause they don't know any character.. for them all is the same aids. Anything from bushin to Tekken God will tug tail and run.They never learned how to do dash blocks so they feel like they are unable to ever approach and then run away. They wanna do their range0 mashing which Arisa makes impossible.
>still playing this dumpster fire of a gameKill yourselves
>>562172025love yourself
>>562171620It's her stupid design. The obnoxious moves. Her irritating voice. Everything into one. She doesn't look "cute". Only autistic trannies think she's cute. Cute is any other female.Xiaoyu gets a pass, but don't worry many players hate playing against that as well because you basically have to stop her doing random bs.
>>562171620She's just really broken in season 3 now. No point in fighting her.
whiff/block punishing with xiaoyu ub3 always feels good
>>562160593Find a better hobby, Nova
>go to /g/>it's infested with subhuman retards posting shit like "vibe coding general"grimI remember when that board used to be good a decade ago
>go to /tekgen/>it's just passfaggot and his buttbuddies posting their blogsgrimI remember when this general used to be goo-oh wait
damn bro you're right we should discuss kazuya's frame data and nothing else that's sooo interesting
i love the word “grim” it also fits my life perfectly
i lowkey wish i could lick my nipples
*balls
A legendary battle of armored robots.. I've never seen so much armor in such a short duration.>>562172432You are the gayest man on the planet>>562172593You are the stupidest man on the planet
>>562173769love yourself
>never seen so much armor in such a short durationaverage king player will out-APM (armor per minute) that by himself
>>562173849end it all
>>562173849But 10 in 16 seconds is still pretty good.
>>562173941love yourself
ft10 with afterschoolsophie loser gets raped and called slurs
SF6 and Tekken 8 share similar design philosophies: systems driven, aggression heavy, funnelling players into pre-baked decisions.But SF6 presents it on a fresh canvas with coherent art direction and a clear understanding of its players, while Tekken stacks it on top of legacy.
Novaseikan is capable of explaining why this game is nonviable in coherent English which sets him apart from 99% of the fanbase
woke up had breakfast, popped 4xans, launched GT7 on THE PROFESSIONAL
jeremy vs nova who wins?
>>562175872kys?
>>562175538I'm still waiting on watching that faggot play any match. Any day now.
>>562175913my money was also on jeremy
i need to sniff huge and low hanging femboy balls
>>562175948https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UTI2BlyeWYit's up
>17 minutes of autismseiken doing 18 minute long jin combos because ling keeps doing nothing but launch punishable shitthats not good gameplay
tmm would go 0-20 against that ling thoughbeit
God I wish Arisa was as brainrot proof as mishimas.. I miss playing DJ with 4 moves. That shit was a dream come true.. Arisa's 10f punish, -20Arisa's 12f punish, -20Arisa's 13f punish, -200Arisa's 14f punish, -20And that's not even a joke cause they are all non jailing highs. On shitshimas I can just braindead mash 1,1 like a retard cause duh that jails and then with a 100f window hit confirm the 2. Fucking amazing.
>>562176650love yourself
jail yourself
i peed myself today... to see if i still pee
i pee in the sink to feel freedom and subversion
I focus on the stainthe only thing that's real
im playing the game slower now and lidio seems free as fuck. there are so many ways to blow her up during ff2 or h&e mixups
didnt ask but thanks for the information
anon finds out that in the "just guess correctly" -simulator you can win if you just guess correctly
i forgot this bitchass subreddit dont play no game
>>562177851kys
>>562178010kys nigga
>>562178064i just might
I'm smoking weed right now.
It's uphttps://youtu.be/t3CnuAJD8BA
my piss gathers in a plastic bag shits fire not using your dick lmao
There are jannies getting diamonds of the slightest slip of nipple in random on topic images but a thread full of piss fetish is cool..
i used to piss in water bottles when i was a weed addict during my uni days, fun memories.
I was born without a dick
my piss getting redirected in a bag is not a fetish you bigot many see it as discomfort i see it as qol
>>562176251Posting only clips of himself to look good.Still dropping combos...Hiding his name and of the players.Kek what a pussy.
AYYYYjust bein' honest
lol novaseiken would 5-0 all of you faggots in here
I just sucked a mans dick
i love le mans and gran turismo
Yuno Miles' sealion song is addicting.
Gran Turismo 7 (and pills) saves my life every single day
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
i want femboy balls on my nose
The general is so shit that at this point there's nothing one could post to make it worse
>can't make it worseTekken 8 is great
WEGgen 8
i wish i was new i wish this was my first my month but oh well
i made a wish upon the stars ~
>>562181435Can’t believe we’re never getting a stream with him and Harada ever again bros…
>>562181427i wish lili shit down my throat
this is… comfy
Why do you tards keep calling it "D8"? Are you all retarded?There is no joke in the letter D..
you know what would be comfier?a playable tekken game ive replaced my tekken addiction with weed, nicotine and maladaptive daydreaming
>>562181626you have anons telling other people tp kill themselves, this is not the /comfygen/ that i fell in love with
>>562181427I'd go on the Lili or Xiaoyu path
ling pooping in my mouth
>>562181696ive been shitting on murray's abominations for years here now there's a passfaggot actively enjoying the slop he puts out
tekgen was so much better when we weren't forced to see that ugly ass reina
>>562181696Am I not good enough of a shit magnet? They all just hate me and you can enjoy your threadn.
>>562182030people sexually harrass me every time i post
tekgen was so much better when rip called that kuni a nigger
>>562182149it's crazy that every single one of us here have a chance to torpedo rip's professional career by sending skybound that n-word clip, but i'm too good of a person to do it
it was the same shit, I just used 3 personalities back then instead of just 2
what career?
he didn't say nigger it just sounded very similar and he forgot what he said
he probably says it at locals at least twice per night but nobody cares
chinger changer was max's excuse
>>562182030love yourself
dood still bans you if you type ninja dagger
tekken tekken tekkenohhh anna piss in my mouth tekken tekken tekken
>streamers>2026
welcome to the king of iron fist tournam- NEGAN!
i cant do this anymore
I hate getting old. This sucks.
>Dualsense pad player>I have better wavedash and ewgf on P2 side than P1what the hell
>>562182131Well I can't help you with that.. my power over anons is limited, you know. But at least I'm still playing and posting like normal. Maybe you need some fun friends to play tekken with..And if you are really desperate, post my Arisas instead of your Rainas and you suddenly won't get any pervy replies anymore..
I see
that mom mod of coffin of andy and leyley is pretty kinowould recommend if you're into fucking your hot mom
when are you giving up on Nina Steve?
i'm tired all the timedo i have cancer
>>562184209it's more common in adhd than cancer, unless you're also losing weight very quickly, then it could be cancer, but you're fat (as fuck) so nothing to worry about except going to therapy
Had a dream Epstein was in my house and taught me how to do my bed and teased me to study history because my grades were bad
https://www.techpowerup.com/review/amd-fsr-5-scarlet-cortex/amd shows the dlss 5 competitor (yeah it's as bad as it sounds)
slop framesslop samplingslop upscalingsick of this shit
>new captcha that asks you the name of anime charactersfucking hell
>>562185734nightmare fuel
oh right it's april fools time for the whole world to be cringe
no it's notAHAH GOT YOU
>>562185734and newfags still won't admit that it's an anime website
remember last year's april fools when they rolled out that funny meme patch for T8that was a good prank
>>562186774as an april fools you mean lmao
>>562184102Nevah. She's me mum!
^ this is the passfag btw
im outside your window, murray
>>562186881
https://x.com/sin_nl7/status/2039129678737215751sequel to the optimal heihachi gameplay dropped
People actually cheat in ranked.I didn’t think it was true but I ran into several last night after hitting Tekken God. Fucking sad.
>>562187121This clip was so gay that it made me look into the Victor playerHe has 60 defense and over 10k games played. First fighting game, he’s an OSU zoomer.This is the new target audience. Hyper competitive retards who brute force wins via flowcharts and nothing else.
>>562188175you have to also keep in mind there's a lot of cheaters that you play against but won't clock as cheaters because they cheat more intelligently instead of blatant retard scriptsthey might even be decent at the game by themselves and use the cheats to get that extra x-factor to get ahead in clutch situations
>>562188585I just don’t get it. You pick the only video game genre that’s pure competition, 1 on 1, infinite skill ceilingAnd you turn on auto duck / auto launch like nobody will notice? How fragile does your ego have to be? The psychology behind it is insane.The three players I played who were auto ducking were playing King.
>>562188746>blud forgot RTS
>>562188824I didn’t forget RTS, the industry did.But you’re right yeah StarCraft is tight
who do i play based on these metrics
another nigger roach had the audacity to enter my establishment
>>562187121I think my favorite part is the shitty crooked Genbu KBD that went nowhere before he stopped pretending he plays neutral
>>562188746it's the classic "elohell" mindset of people who don't know how to improve so they just say "I deserve challenger/GoD/divine/global elite/whatever" and turn on cheats because obviously they would totally win if the game was fair and balanced and you weren't a cheeser who doesn't really play the gamethis way they'll just level the playing field so they can achieve their "true rank"
>>562189083You just know they’re League players, every time. I play a ton of fighting games but desu Tekken is the only one where there’s blatant cheaters. Probably because it’s slower paced and easier to digest, makes the losses feel worse to the casuals or something. I don’t get it.
there's literally no legit players past bushin. everyone's using at least timing scripts to hit slightly before you do.
>>562188878tkkn
TEKKEN doesn't deserve Clive.
victor players be like yo my mindgames kinda clean
>>562189272league don't have a cheating culture because riot sued every cheat maker into the ground, stop lying
at midrange I delay every button I get tempted to pressI counterhit all daymuh timing
>>562189624It’s more about League players having giant glass egos despite playing Dota for toddlers Everyone I know who is good at League has shown weird behavior in other games while not being good at anything but League. Cheating in WoW, buying prestige hacks in CoD, etc It’s all anecdotal though ofc
i have to ask riot for permission on what i run on my pc due to their anti cheat
>>562189830yeah? never encountered a single cheater in league or valorant so they're based for that
>at midrangeI slide in with my fullscreen plus on block move into stance mix into stance mix into stance mix into stance mix into stance mix
NEW>>562189935>>562189935>>562189935
Yes you haveVanguard notoriously doesn’t even work lol
>>562189272Tekken has bad anti-cheats and the scripts have been accessible relatively easy since T8's launch. It was the same in T7.I mean, it's tough because like the other anon said, sometimes you can never be sure if someone is truly cheating or not. Unless their name is Fariborz and they do it blatantly for fun to troll players.Having a percentage based blocks on lows for example, is truly insane, because you can fake that you are really good at blocking lows, seeing lows or have godlike reads.Ultimately, you just have to beat them, and if you can't or have some doubts (when looking at replays), just block and move on.
my sister reproached my for talking about poop and insects and occasionally pedophiles all day, says it affects her mental health. the rest of my family agrees. i told her it's to break the ice of daily awkwardness and that all humor is in some way related to taboos or disgusting things. who's in the right on this one?
>>562189272i have never played against a blatant cheater in tekken 8. either this is exclusively an EU problem or you’re allcoping faggots
the world needs to end, drop all the fucking nukes at once
>"that plays the game for you... april fools!"That's not funny. I've seen the future.