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>>562068669ORANGE WIFE
Where are the muscular Kitasan arts?
MAMBOGEDDON MAMBOGEDDON MAMBOGEDDON
I'm outgrowing my clubbut I can't leave because Danchou is still stronger than me
>>562068709Does it taste like strawberry milk?
How dumb would I be if I pick this game up for the yuri?
Actual retards play this game
>>562068867Don't say that...
>>562068709Anon...? Get that checked
>>562068875Then I guess you'll just have to seduce your dancho and then kill him in his sleep.
>>562068954I've never run into so many new players as I did this CM, using 2 free cards and whatever SSRs they managed to getSome of the decks were incredible, I'll remember screenshots tomorrowKind of miss that phase
Digitan LOVE
I created something. It's just fun watching laisu snipe random wins.
>mambo still top 500
>>562069038shut up, danchou
>>562068954Yeah, that second vBobo is probably mine.
>>562069238What could women possibly like about Mayano
>>562069174Mambodanchou...
>>562068867kick ze flatliner danchud...
if anyone sees a wild groove in CM, know that it was me
>>562069293women like the little sister types in general
Real Mambo hours
>>562069293Women aren't that different from men
>>562069372Motherfuckers go out of their way making the best debuffer instead of spending the same energy to make an equally strong ace
Which club dies in April
>Running more Uma Musume for Pisces>Get one with S in long>check stamina calculator>not enough stam>run it anyway in practice>it winsGood enough for me.
>>562069462what's the problem here? they're both valuable
>>562069513believe in downhill mode
the fuck do you mean i get to fight this while i have S+she somehow overtook runaway suzuka before the late race
i like how opera has her theme music playing when she shows up
Why did cygames not use an already yuri coded uma for their yuri pandering instead of using Bakushin who has had no association with yuri and why with an uma which there is only a thin association with. Its not even in character for Bakushin.Who ever idea this was needs to be executed by firing squad for being an utter retard.
Even Golshi can't corrupt this priest...
>>562068782this horse has issues
>>562069469Mambo hopefully
>>562069559>no victory cheerDid she win at least?
>same uma>same card>same parents>schedule>ace worthy vs abhorrent dogshitI really don't understand this scenario at all, the second one didn't even cap speed ffs
>>562069462I'm just here for the love of the game bro, especially rewarding when it makes you seethe
>>562069559>no victory cheerall that effort just to make glue
Another month of being a BIG spender and singlehandedly keeping Uma afloat.
COMIN' THROUGH>COMIN' THROUGHCOMIN' THROUGH>COMIN' THROUGHCOMIN' THROUGH>COMIN' THROUGHCOMIN' THROUGH>COMIN' THROUGH
>>562069559those are some awful stats so I assume they rolled fast learner and good inspiration
80% winrate, this is my best day one ever. 50% felt good in the past. TB really is an equalizer I guess.
Was he a fatty during his racing career or what is the reason for these fat jokes?
>>562069578Get out of there it's gonna blow!
>>562069559>785 wit>no victory cheerLiterally a free win for (You)
>>562069612they took the podiumwith kitasan + tamamo
>>562069572it’s a yuri game, chuddygo play chinkslop if you don’t like it
>>562069614Shop RNG
>>562069673Can't say it's an equalizer when a lot of Round 1 entries are A+
IKUDE >:D
>>562069690don't think he was that fat, just very lazy and unmotivated and hated swimming
Heh, easy A+...
>>562069559>1200 stam (useless after 1050)>1200 power (scam stat)>704 guts (will still lose duels)>785 wit (fucking kek)>no victory cheerthis seems like a blocker but then again, she'd actually have high Wit in that case, this is just Team Trial trash
what should i get from mcdonalds
>>562069780They should stop being lazy and get in the pool
>>562069853A shake.
I can't remember the last time I made an Ace that I was satisfied with. Scorpio maybe? Virgo?Like, I know what I need to get a serviceable one, but I haven't been able to put together ace, where all pieces came together for a long ass time. It's always missing something, either stats, aptitudes or missing skills. I'm not even asking for perfect 1200/1200/1200/600/1200 monsters, just something with S aptitude, passable stats and skill that I need to win.
>>562069853a burger
I'm done with the trainee aptitude test
>>562069853McChicken™ Menu (Large) with a water bottle (soda is overrated) + 20 McNuggets™
>>562069614Shop RNGLuck is a skillThey weren't kidding when they said this is the highest skill(luck) ceiling scenariolmao
>>56206985320 nuggets and medium fries
>>562068909Its too late to pick up the gameTry being day 1 on im@s globalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzBAo72t938
>>562069915you absolutely demolished those wings!
>>562069915buhi chama...
>>562069690just lazy
>>562069915All you really need are the shards, the carrats and the tickets.>b-but the book-Scam.
>wins my first CM raceHow can i not love her?
>>562069956A lot of it is no doubt luck, but you can mitigate it but just racing a lot, timing your purchases is also a big part of it, anything that can't help you right now you leave for the last turn available, in case you win a race that gives you a lot of new shit to buy
Horse raised by witchers
>>562070027Heh lazy fuck
>no one else brought fronts>my fronts win>someone else brought fronts>my fronts losehmmmmmmm nyaruhodo now i understand why people shill end closer gaming
>>562069614No one is saying it, but it's still the same shit, good summer or bustNothing else matters
>>562069909All retired horses should look like this
This cm is easy i don't know why you guys are having a hard time with it :)
>>562070208please touch me buhigod
>>562069462A debuffer takes 1/10th of the time it takes to crank out an SS+/UG ace with distance S
>>562069972are we getting gakumas or the old shitty imas
>>562070208Are you running her late or end?
>>562069164rice gets hard earned wins
>>562070161Who's that supposed to be?
>>562069469My club because me and 2 other high earners are leaving. Well, one of them is quitting outright
are you guys grabbing Radiant Star for the 2000m CM too? is playtime over good on a late surger? i could get that from the yeppers card
>>562070314me
>>562070208COMIN' THROUGH
>>562070335Mambros...
>>562070349Radiant is so expensive I only grab it if I have nothing else.
>>562070349just the white version for gambling
>>562070335Mambro no...
Never gonna understand this inheritance system.I've got parents with 4* Mile/14* Long and double circle with affinity maxed out the ass, out of like 40 or whatever careers I've gotten Long S TWICE and Mile S 12 times.
>>562070208GREASE LIGHTNING PORKIN' THROUGH
buhi players think they are good at this game baka
>MINNA! IKUYOOOOOOOO!>7th, 8th, 9th
>>562069778
>>562069883oguri looked very relaxed in the hot spring, thoughguess he didn’t hate water but just the exercise or smth
>>562070208>TamamoYou did not wing.
>>562070469Right or left?
>>562070395>sterile horse>doesn't understand inheritance
Tamamo Cross is evil
>>562070395You were simply unlucky
>>562070450Bathing is not swimming
>>562070492
>>562070450she likes the warm water in her cavities
>>562070529yeah but some horses just fuckin hate being in the water in general
>>562070395That's why I always take one long aptitude because I know RNG will somehow fuck it up and get that single spark instead. This has happened so many times already that I lost count
>>562070450So it would seem
>>562069972>Its too late to pick up the gameI don't quite understand the gameplay yet but is it really that impossible to play the game as 2026 newfag? Is it that much of a metafag game?>im@sI seriously doubt im@s have any yuri or is yuri-friendly at all
>>562069563I wish more umas had their own themes. A few do, but I want more.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOm78qv8MHA
>>562070492My bad...I didn't mean it like that, it was the first angry image in my folder.
>>562070675you can start but you should at least buy a starter account from taobao for like under 10 dollars
>>562070521kiss the rickey
>>562070751But she is a dirter...
>>562068909There's only like 1 yuri event a year (though the scenario currently has some yuri story events).>>562070675try the game out and see if you like it and then buy a starter account with at least max limit break Kitasan Black
>>562070815Kiss dirtlers!!
>>562070492STOP POSTING THIS RUDOLF IMAGE
>>562070375>>562070385okay what about playtime is over you guys didn't say anything about that what do you think about playtime is overi think it's useless for a latesurger but it's such a good skill
>>562070675>I seriously doubt im@s have any yuri or is yuri-friendly at alla day after the english account on twitter made the post an army of troons are already saying the game is for lesbians and everyone saying otherwise are tourists
>>562070893it's a generic white skill, it's always good>i think it's useless for a latesurger but it's such a good skillare you counting on being permanently 9th on the actual CM?
>>562070857cute plus sized wife
oreng cafe
>>562070893>is velocity skill badI didn't really think I had to answer that one.
>>562070894I'm tired torena
>>562070893nuh uh im still playing so my playtime is not over
should I mlb Kita or Finemo with the SSR ticket? or 2lb Creek and then crystal her to 3lb?
this must have been a fun race
>>562071084finemo
>>562070208Post deck and skills
>>562071095>Soulless metaslave vs SOVLFVL oshi player
>free nimble navigatorI promise I will NEVER EVER say anything bad about Teio again!
>>562071084Get that Kita to MLB asap
>>56207020820-0
>>562071084finemo is better for mant at mlb than kita and you can just mlb kita once she is back to being an auto include with the free ssr ticket we'll get at the start of grand live
>>562071080it was over before it even began
>>562071204I've yet to see NN do a thing this CM, it's a real shame
>my trainer showed up with a woman
>>562070675It's possible, but it will take some time before you are equal to older players>yuriNot that I hate yuri but if you came here after seeing the ballroom event, then just know that it has the most concentrated amount of yuri in the entire game (and while that's all fine, the problem lies in the execution. There there are instances of characters acting very differently when compared to their personality outside of the event). Majority of career stories are focused on other things, often on the relationship between the trainer and the trainee
Team Sirius dates do not exist!
isnt idolmaster for (you)? the cygames funded doujins sure made it look that way
>>562071353Does the date chain trigger in URA? I wanted to try the card outside of MANT, but the event never triggered.
>>562068909The only true way to play this for Yuri is to play as a female trainer because most of them either only see you as a trainer because it's sportsfagging or they love you for whatever reasons.
I immediately abandon the run if a facility levels up but that facility isn't corresponding to any of the cards in pre-debut. That means the run is already bricked
>finally get to meet my torena>she's a girl
>>562071490what about the aptitude test?
>>562071325>(and while that's all fine, the problem lies in the execution. There there are instances of characters acting very differently when compared to their personality outside of the event).You niggers keep saying this but don't give actual examples outside of name-dropping Ardan. And the bitching is always about Ardan.
>>562071353Look who conveniently showed up the next turn after I complained.
>>562068834In what lens should I view Bakushin O - North Flight latest blatant yuri shipping?Is it le evil degenerate satanic pandering that will scare off chud ojisan uncs, or is that a harmless CGDCT kino homage to IRL Keiba lore?
>im gonna bring gokldshit for the 11th time in the row for cm lol :DDD>haha f2pgawds am i rite oshicchuds btfoo xdd
>>562071539>And the bitching is always about ArdanIf you want, I can also bitch about Kris S focusing on Cesario when Cesario is not even in the event, but that's more of a bad "writing" critique than "uma is acting ooc"
>>562070807shall not fall for it
>>562071594it’s a golshi world
is everyone dead?
>>562071594Believe it or not it is my first time (and probably last) using GolshiI started before CM7 so the only long CM between then and now was the Arima Kinen one which I didn't use her.I like to use umas that aren't my favorites once to give em their chance to shine, so I'm using her this time.
>>562071594I am merely throwing the goldship the comes out of MANT because I'm farming parents for urara, it's not going great bros, send fucking help, why the FUCK is the spark always 1*guts
>finally get to meet my torena>he is a moid
>>562071963Our transformation into /umajp/ 2.0 continues
>>562071963It's 7 in the morning on a Tuesday I'm about to go to worknot everyone is a neet
>>562071963I'm dying to suck no Doto's nipples! suck suck lick sluuuuurp glug gluc smack sip sip nibble
>>562071881Mr Cock Ball got a weird face ratio, and I'm surprised nobody is talking about it.I mean, c'mon, all of you saw her in MANTBlazer events. She looks extremely out of place during these, it's like her face is a static porcelain mask.
>>562071579Why didnt it happen tho, I googled it earlier about that. Saw the mile champ damn that was a tight race
>>562072006Uraratard, why the FUCK are you parentfarming in trackblazer?
>>562072054have a nice day at work anonremember, always take a shit at work so you get paid to do it
>>562072075reasonable post
kawaii whorren chan!
>>562072031I want to fuck you so bad I can't stand it. I will rape you!
>>562072031wrong gif bwo
>>562072091She's stunning I know
>>562071579You're a fucking idiot for thinking anything but "HOLY FUCKING KINO SOVL"You have polnigger brain rot otherwise
>>562072106>Why didnt it happen thoThere were better stallions available
>>562072174she wants to go all night long with her torena i see
>>562068669
Characters only get 2 alts right?So this is Bakushin second and final alt.Both of em look good too. She is lucky
>>562072381>Characters only get 2 alts right?until they release a 3rd alt for someone, yes
>uma no one ever posts
>>562071594so sad that /uma/ is permanently mindbroken by Gold Ship after the first two CMs
>>562072262Her body is kino, look at that assAbsolute peak outfit
Any good CM12 guides?I don't want to fish for better CM11 uma anymore.
>>562072106Sprints and Miles are disrespected in Japan, it's all about Medium races. So they likely didn't want to combine two horses that specialize in short distances.
>>562072481XOguri > Fronts > Lates
>>562072473why is she cross dressing tho
...
>>562072381What will happen after everyone got a 2nd alt
>>562072473Cute dyke
>"Hey Trainer want to hear a joke? Trainer rights!"(She heard this "joke" from other older Umamusumes and dosent understand the meaning behind it, what even is Trainer rights and if there is also trainer lefts.)
>>562072031>2 hours later
>>562072557Is this gonna be the infamous 3 XOguri 3 V.Bourbon 3 S.Maru era?
>>562072598EOS
>>562072598they will make a 3rd alt
>>562072440I like Daring Heart but I don't like talking about Uma I'm not TOO familiar with, especially since I've managed to dodge every single one of her cards (except her newer one which I haven't used yet), and she's not playable so I can't even talk about her story.That said I will always shill her song at every single turn.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4Wr1sj02L4
I'm never training an end closer in this scenario againfuck this shit
>>562072075
agnes tachyon va is a wrestler ?!
>>562072505Why are they like this?
>>562072613I wonder who taught her that...
>>562072713Ironman is meme wrestling (animals have won the title before)
Whalesamas do I want to buy the anniversary carat packs on cygays store or on play store for the points?
>>562072027Hello, intern here. I was too lazy to do it again after accidentally deleting it.https://files.catbox.moe/2iqpkl.mp3Summer Jordan[sound=files.catbox.moe%2F2iqpkl.mp3]
>>562072736マイル...sexo...
>>562072915shes just asking for it
>>562072915>>562072736Who is this SEX?
this or mile ch? I have an anklet but I don't have a horn, nothing good in the store, 125 coins
>>562072746the biggest slut in tracen is nishino flower but only a select few know
>>562072910Thank you Jordanbro
>>562072564>>562072612seamonkey
>>562072707also reasonable tbdesu
>>562073130Gran Alegria, I think
>>562073130Gran Alegria
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>562073152I would do mile ch, you're on track to cap speed.
>>562072915The 2019 mares are the generation of sex
Two days until the shop resetI sure can't wait to get more copies of Marvelous Sunday and Dober from SR tickets!
>>562073217>>562073231Thanks. Another sprint made, DELICIOUS
God I wish this golshi got good skills too but no, otherwise it would've been a good grandparent
seriru likes to shill gran alegri, bet he goons to her
>>562072598Battle Royale to death and the last standing Uma will get 3rd alt.
>>562073152I'd take thatThats 70 stats
>>562073130https://www.youtube.com/shorts/P7TNCchSd58She's part of the 2019 mares generation
>>562072598El still does not have a second alt after 5 years
>>562072613Mayacchi probably understands that kind of joke but would still make it to imitate the older girls making it.
>>562073152It's a good training but nothing that you can't get more of later, race gives you an epithet and more stuff in the store so I'd do that
Where's my S long...
Imbecile
>>562073152>skipping 70 random stats + 60 SP for speed you don't need
>>562073602Right here.>turns 360 and pulls down pants
>>562073162no problemo
>>562073467Get in line, bitch
Fuku needs to get a summer alt next!
Dont really feel like cooking a proper lunch today so I think I'll just throw some french fries into the air fryer and some nuggies (vegetarian) in the pan
>>562073709Rice is so sexy
>>562059860I enjoy Sayaka's game thats why I appreciate Nishino Flower
>>562073602Sorry, I ate it :)
>>562073709Rice shower would never just after her Onii-sama.
>>562073709Rice is so evil
>>562073708Whats your take on Air Fryer?
>>56207366970 random stats?
>>562073467Fuku, Urara, and Ryans are the release day 1* umas without a second alt.Groove, El, Vodka and Scarlet are the release date 2* umas without a second alt.Suzuka and Rudolf are release date 3* umas without a second alt.
>>562073843I prefer Air Jihad, personally
Jeez I couldn't even post in the thread right. I truly give up
>>562073890And Air Messiah? She's plenty cute.
>he didn't use his selector to get Yeppers
>>562073906Creek should solo stamina on 20% growth Uma, drop Cafe.
>>562073906nice npc bro
>>562073906take the comfy pill and run 3 spd 1 stam 2 wit
>>562073765I haven't gotten a late (You) like this since I wrote smut on /akg/Thanks.
by first summer I just wanted to see how bad it would go
>>562073398Does he shill her the same way he shills El?
>>562074134Tamamo Job...
>>562074007I'm glad she's your type, but I dont like her hair color or glasses at all. Think the green and yellow on her race wear kinda clash as well.Also if you plan on asking me about Air Shakur next I hate piercings and really dont care for her either.
making gold kids with gold ship
>>562074145no idea but he always has her as tier 1
>>562073906I use 2 speed cards and I can cap speed every single timeWhat's wrong with you?
>>562074168Thanks for rolling with the joke
>>562074074she has 5 race bonus I'm good
>>562074245I don't know.
>>562074134Sometimes some umas are meant for glue. fucking rng tilted way too much towards getting a horseshit run
>>562074193I'd do this but my favorite gold clan Uma would die during childbirth.
>>562074245>just get lucky
>>562074168Jumping into this conversation and yeah Air Messiah's hair color is bad and her racewear is DOUBLE BAD. She also needs a different style and color glasses but it seems she just likes color clashing no matter what she does.
what do lvl7 umas do? is it jsut fast learner?
>>562074245>>562073906He's using Fuku.
>>562074241That’s because she’s actually extremely busted in sprint/mile. Basically the Chrono equivalent for it at the moment
>>562074267Air Groove on the other hand..... I get it
I want to post race massage an Umamusume
>>562073398There must be something wrong with you as a human being if you don't
>>562074359Can't be helped. The real horse had booger-colored hair and orange glasses.
>>562074418bubblegum fellow's alt absolutely thrashed her in the last loh
>3lb El power>3lb Vega power>2lb RikoAre these worth using the selector on to mlb/3lb?
>>562074435I feel like a lot of them would decline because they're self conscious about how sweaty they are.
>>562074409>>562074314The whole point of Fuku is to highroll>>562074241Reliable accel in your kit makes you an instant tier 1
>>562074359>>562074168But I like it...I really fucking do...
>>562074576The sweat is the best part
what about Air Mygerd
>>562074629I also like her hair color. You're not alone.
Oi oi oi Ayabe-chan have some mercy, give me a break, you didn't let me sleep at all last night, and my back hurts....
>>562074629I mean, you know what they say, "there's an Uma for everyone". It's fine that you like her, there are people that like Air Shakur and Ryan.
I have sp for only one more skill to take for end closer in this cm.Inside scoop or straightaway adept?
>>562074585That's impressive and very nice. Oh my god it even checks about your positioning and racetrack.
>Agnes Digital ExplodesOh. So that's why Bacius made that gag. I get it now.
Consensual rape perpetrated by Tokai Teio
>>562071594>11th time in a rowwere you the golshi bringer who i dumpstered in the sprint CM finals? that was pretty funny
>>562074585And on shit roll he's effectively run 1 speed card on 0% speed bonus Uma.I will take third speed card in this case. Fuku can still act as roamer
love Air Shakurh8 Ryansimple as
>>562074585tummy+mare makes her s tier
>>562074676Yeah but the average person. Let alone average girl would feel really self conscious about someone being near them while they're really sweaty and potentially stink.
>>562073843
HEY YOU!yeah YOUcome up with a cool uma name RIGHT NOW
>>562074850A new cryer!
>>562074850
>>562072557it's xoguri and 2 dominators, there's no point in building useless "aces"
>>562074758Being presented a positive pregnancy test with pride from a beaming Teio
>>562074924Just Right
>>562074924Roach
pretty sure you build 1 front 1 pace and 1 dominator, no need for two debuffers.
>>562074924Evil Industry
first time playing how did I do?
Yamamin Zephyr fans?
>>562074924Haru no Kiseki
Hello umabros is your game fun
>>562074924Neck Yourself
>>562074924Jiren.>b-butJIREN
>>562075025Need this granny
biggest fish buhishmael has caught
Why is mood still randomized? Isn't there enough rng already?
>>562075083100% no100% not casual friendlyGet out while you still can
>>562074924Haru Urara II
You guys ever thought that maybe one time Taishin was being particularly negative and Tickezo finally and enough of it, snapped, and called her a nigger? You'd think it'd be Taishin that would drop the bomb but if you really think about it, her general demeanor (that I love very much) means that she's never really hiding her power level, but Tickezo? You'd never see it coming from her, which is why I find this scenario one so interesting to think about, what about you anons?
>>562075083No also dont call us bros as we are all xirs
>>562074847As their torena I would have dealt with their sweat beforeBeing torena is having perfect excuses
>>562075083>here for the girls, concerts, and the storyYeppers>here for the PVP and metaIt's absolute dogshit
>>562074924Pierce the Heavens
>>562075232ask Grok
>>562075151ahahahaahhaahahhaha BUHIII
>>562075079There's already Kinshasa no Kiseki
>>562075232You're a nigger for thinking Ticket would say anything like that. She has a heart of gold and a chest full of dreams and would never stoop down to that level. MIdget lover
>>562075232Niggers don't exist in the Uma world because it's a perfect utopia, so I can't imagine Ticket saying niggerYou however my friend, are a stupid gorilla nigger for even thinking about this scenario
>>562074924Only FansMac DonaldsBurger KingSteve Jobs
>>562074924Real KindnessVehemenceVirtueDouble Light
>>562075232Ticket is incapable of getting angry at taishin because she's so puny and tiny and pathetic and uwaaaaa TAIIISHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
>>562075083game is frustrating and unfun and the playerbase is full of faggots
>>562075374I know
>>562074924Oedipus Complex
>>562074924Mein Pferd
>>562075083nyocome back in june
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHaKNGtehYk
>>562074924Part Timer
>>562074924gnosis spark
>>5620751519th to 1st goldship stylehttps://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?kv=25f3258c51c2
>>562074924Did nothing wrong
Why cant cygames make good designs anymore?
>>562075765they want you to quit
>>562075765You're just gay or hate change or both
>>562075765its infested with feminists who hate men bro
>>562075809That is a really cute hat.Who is this?
>>562075686kitasan makes an illegal move at 2 seconds
>>562075809This is only good design that cygames have made recently
>>562075765Here’s your (You)
TAISHIN TESTO!!!!!!
>>562075845Marche Lorraine. Orfevre's daughter.>>562075887Logotype is also great nigga shut up.
>Luckshit it to round 2Cafe I fucking KNEEL
>>562075845snake
>>562075083How about you try it and find out? You can only know if it's fun if you try it first hand instead of asking salty poors who can't even get a plat title and impulse roll on umas wasting their stash because someone posted an ass shot.
>>562075151why the fuck would a buhi run NTR here over any other whale card, the fuck
Does digitan’s story have any romantic undertones
feels good man
is kitasans unique also good for pace chasersfor TT
>>562074924Ginga Uma Eiyuu Densetsu
>>562074924Thousand Birth
>>562075992Read it and come to a conclusion yourself
>>562076024if you're not running any fronts for that distance, it can work
>>562075992If you consider fixing her to be romantic, yeah. Otherwise you're just bros.
>>562074924Dark Menace
When is marvelous sunday coming out so I can play your game
>>562076165roughly a year from now
>>562076165On sunday
maya will be the first to get a 3rd alt
>>562076165>>562076207what are you gonna do if she releases on a monday?
>>562075947I can't belive Orf has such a cute daughter.I'm assuming she's a very nice girl but the puppet is mean?
>>562075951>3 meta horses lose to one schizo and her imaginary friendNow this is podracing
>>562075765Cygames is POZZED nowIs that what you wanted to hear?
Say is one of you lads this guy?C-can you open some slots please?
>>562076327I dont care about black mob umas
>>562075951>pace Rudolf>fast and furious>literally no accel
>>562076289No, Marche is shy, so she talks to everyone (except her childhood friend, LoY) using the puppet
>>562075083>game where you make hundreds of rolls, so seeing 5% failure is not an uncommon event, and also pray that other hundred of independent low rolls go in your favor>one bad roll may as well turn all your 30+ minute effort wastedWhat do you think?
>>562076289> can't belive Orf has such a cute daughter.Lala...>I'm assuming she's a very nice girl but the puppet is mean?No she just uses the puppet to talk for her so she can actually communicate because she's shy.
why is setup page so laggy now, sweepydev?what did you do?
>>562076327I don't care, I'd still fuck the negress Uma
>>562076289yeah the puppet says neigher a lot which leads to many hilarious situations
>>562076276you know what they sayone day monday tuesday yes muteki no hyper mindsomeday holiday everyday it's marvelous sunday time
>>562076464>>562076468That's incredibly adorable.
>>562076454I just grabbed all the skills in hopes she could be a parent. If I chose late you'd be saying >speed star>late
>>562076416>no /uma/why would you think it's someone here
>>562076468
Thank you tama chan
>>562075765
>>562076468>Stay Gold>Address: EarthWhy is she like this?
>>562075083idk is playing a slot machine fun?
So it's still have a good summer or run is bricked?
I forgot to use a hammer before semi finals
>>562076604TM opera O if she was depressed
>>562076327I'm tired torena...
>>562076604Genshin Impact ass looking design
>>562076618Yes, actually, gambling is the best
>>562076468>My strongholdOrfv is such a dork.
>>562076683>Don't get cucked by rivals and burn clocks or run is bricked>Have everyone show up during summer or run is bricked>Have a good shop or run is brickedI hate this fucking mode
>>562076683it's also have good shops and a good junior year and good race rng
>>562076705Make the hand darker and add some QOS tattoo
>>562076728Where are the pit and side cutouts
https://x.com/RacingPost/status/2038938803226689604?s=20lmao
>>562075920UWAAAA
>>562076854>Albert EpsteinWhy did they give the horse the name of a pedophile?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSFqFQi6hVA
What the fuck is the point of having a followers limit???Look at this nigga 794656169246 BoboShe is perfect yet I can't follow him because of the following limitHe probably has like 30 niggas who quit the game a year ago following him still
>>562075083I have fun playing it but I also have the autism that makes me find joy in spreadsheet games like football manager
>>562077132Personally i remove everyone from my followers who has been offline for 3 days, and i check every day
>>562076854>whoops my finger slipped
I wish I had a cute little sister to have sex with and prank my parents that I got her parents for April fools so they could excuse the sex.
>>562077464>prank my parents that I got her parents for April foolsI don't get it@umagrok explain this
alright time to play mahjong until reset
i wonder if theres an anon that knows every uma by their pits
>>562077586room?
>>562077574pregnant*
>>562077621nyoo I gotta grind ranked to get back to expert after deranking.... jade room is full of meanies
>>562077690get back to master* I am le retard
>>562074924Donot Redeem
>>562074924Second Avalon
If an uma isn't running, are they really alive?
>>562077464why are only childs like this
>>562077008noticing a trend here, nishino flower HAS to be the ring leader
>classic NHK mile cup, 400 speedYeah I can win this>Seeking the PearlI cannot win this, training it is, it's double rainbow too. Speed is not 450, I'm not confident without that against seeking/nishino on a mile track
My long CM umas all are almost 1200/1200/1200/600/700 and I lost to 1000/800/1100/500/900 without good skills.I'm this close to just drop the game. I am not going to try to make new umas I think. Either they win and I get at least to 2nd round A, or I lose and quit.
>low powerAm i cooked?
>>562078079see >>562078058
>>562078079You're fine
>need to run full 5-6 SSR decks to improve my TT horses>none of them finish their event chain 3 runs in a rowIs this what the game is going to be from now on? Hope I get a high roll on stats, races and events happening otherwise the run is over?
>>562078058I lost to a XOguri yesterday with 586 stamI'm still mad
>>562078058My friend crashed out as he sent me this pixelated ass picThe Manhattan didn't even have 1k speed according to him
>>562078218Here's the cap, the only thing sent me after crashing out then he went offline to take a break pace oguri btwlmao
>>562078218tell your friend that End Closers are simply better and he should pick a better running style next time
>>562078218>>562078372Show this specimen to your friend
>>562078218>>562078372uh ohsomeone's going to quit
>>562078058why not run double front
its called pisces cup because we are the fishes swimming in the rainy wet turf
>>562078535Nothing wrong with two fronts17/20
>>562078058If you're losing this much then it's really a matter of running style, if you're running Paces, Lates and single Fronts then you really shouldn't be surprised by this result
can someone explain to me how this is working? this is my breadwinnerdid I just luckshit?I refuse to believe this is working without early-start, spurt and THH
>>562078815Am I supposed to use only end closers? Why?
>>562078769May I see that Maru my good sir
>>562078872A no groundworks gambler (sparked everything but that). She keeps bullying kitas.
>>562077020It really is inspiring.Whether an act is fully nice, or just kind of nice.And whether it truly is random, and not just done in an unusual pattern.Turbo truly is a genius. Tracen students will undoubtably keep this in their minds for the rest of their lives.
>>562078838Uma Stan
>>562078993Thank you, impressive
>>562079075Apparently its an unreliable stamina uma and she can gas out if im unlucky.
>lowrolled wit with 3 wit cards>cope groundwork triggersIt's a start.
>>562079132I guess you could've gotten Restless to make her more reliable? Still, 40% WR is good
>>562078838uma stan and nimble is enough to compensate for the lack of spurt with 1k powerbut your are still luckshitting because you're hitting both at the right time again
>>562077464Would Kitasan make a good little sister? Could you keep up with her extroverted and outgoing nature? She’d constantly drag you out to the family festivals, you know? You’d never get a quiet moment on the estate when her and Dia decide to make you their third member of their expeditions (walks through the woods and hikes up the mountain).
>skibi rizz 67 goonmaxxed jesterflexing moids
>>562079075Oh right, if you want to highroll one, its doable. >>562079210Lacked like 15 points. Its why straight is double circled. By the time i got more stamina input it was too late.
>>562079251That sounds terrible.
mambo
>>562078993deck?
I hate everyone with MLB Creek and Finemo
omatsuri mambo
>>562079251I'm gonna get raped on those expeditions aren't I
>>562078870They have better accelerations and they have consistently better speed modifiers than every other style at every point of the race except for the very start. If position keep weren't a factor Ends would literally be the meta for every single race in existence. When they have the advantage of consistent strong acceleration Ends will inevitably beat every other style. For this CM only exception is a really strong double Front setup (with Kitasan obviously) since in this case the Fronts can actually build up a lead by continuously overtaking eachother, and even then it's not a certain thing.
>>562079424have you tried not being poor
949575059495750594957505
>>562079383Posted above. My decks changed over the time though, she was early MANT. Kita is MANT when i knew how to run it better.
i kneel...
>>562079515i dint have the spechud card and creek mlbpost maruzens deck
>>562079583the mejiro maker...
>>562079625See >>562079321
>>562079583Holy Mejiro Maker
>>562079251It would be a nice change of pace sometimes and it gets me hard just thinking about Dia seeing what our relationship is like. I think the lord knew what kind of evils I would commit so he only gave me ugly older siblings.
>>562078730IT'S CALLED PISSKEK CUP
>>562079625>i dint have the spechud card and creek mlbYou got Windy?
>>562079457Your muscles will be in a way. Yeah.
>>562079012>>562079230This is the one I thought would be good enough but she kept jobbingIs it because of the 900 stamina? I guess 2 other whites recoveries aren't enough to compensate against 1k? That doesn't explain not having sprut+TTH+daring strike but winningI'm just confused
>>562079706*pisskek high
>>562079769yes
Anyone here started joining CM12 lobbies? What are most used umas or running style?
MANT is a good example of the idea that:people will willingly master something they enjoypeople wont bother learning how to play something they find boring
>>562080012nah bro i'm in cm13 lobbies
>>562080012XOguri is the absolute meta of CM12
I FUCKING HATE VBROWNBON YOU CAN'T EVEN WIN SHIT YOU ARE JUST BLOCKING MY KITASAN CHAD FOR NO REASON
How much of a dealbreaker is the power on this Maru? She also has Radiant StarYes I took some bad skills, I'm not used to building fronts
>>562080071>Bro she's the absolute meta of CM9>Bro she's the absolute meta of CM10>Bro she's the absolute meta of CM11>You are hereNot falling for it. Fuck off.
>>562080012we're making CM14 aces now qwo
>>562080012I have already finished preparing for CM12.XOguri + 2 dominators or XOguri + 2 fronts is the meta.Lates can win, tDober is the best one.
Kitasan is ass I made a shitty S+ taishin and started winning instantly and got into group A
>>562079505Make a smaru of your own if you got her anon.Bourbon triggers cacao kinda early while smaru bullies fronts just at the right time.
>>562080232>weanon there will be no one left after CM13who is this "we"
>>562079920should use selector or crystal on creek? or is her swining m skill enough
Guys I think I'm getting filtered by MANT......
>>562080297Why did people even fall for Kitasan anyway? Front is the enthusiast style ever since the patch dropped.
>all 3 gold skill chains complete>long s, uma stan from inspiration>shops vomit 60% megas and anklets that I cap out inventory and also a decent amount of recovery/charms>absolute worst fucking summers ever and no decent cope turns eitherFuck man.
>>562080145*uses your ult*
>he fell for the frontrunner psyop
>>562080231bait used to be believable
>>562079819brother umalator is freethat golshi is ass, she has iron and has no swingingnothing is as good as swinging for this trackthat goldship is only theoretically better, she is not hitting the highroll which is failing the spurt
>>562080145kitasan has NO GAMEluckily my scarlet activated red ace and won
endpoors crying about fronts again
IM NOT GETTING ANY SCORES????????? HOW
>>562080145My Vbobo wins though
>>562080372This uma would beat a Ug ranked Oguri on longslop btw
>>562080372>non-standard>summerA-anon....
>>562079819Unironically a guts issue, if that Golshi enters a duel with anyone else she's getting trounced, get some late race velocity skills too please
Decided to ignore the gaslights and understam with 900 stam, 1 gold and radiant star, and it ain't working
>>562080640run was dead so i bought skills for legacy hints
position keep is so utterly garbage in longslopcygames go watch the fucking horseraces again, do you see a 12L gaps between the horses?
>>562079819Golshi NEEDS NSM. You run Golshi because she has all the midrace you want but you need a secondary accel.You bounce off the fronts that failed to top 2.
>>562080145uma musume is bobo game
OpeAya cute
>>562080145works on my machine
>>562080756https://youtu.be/Xk-LDqd_zeA?si=Wvj5TAv34nXZDKC8&t=66
>>562080756>do you see a 12L gaps between the horses?yes this actually happens
I love my wife (Taishin) and her workplace acquaintances
>>562080954NOT LONG
frontslopendslop
>>562080756this issue isnt a pdm thing btw
sweepydevafter buying items, it sometimes clicks the back button (bottom left) too fast and the click doesn't registerit happens when buying multiple +stat items because the animation takes longer
>>562080756Just last year Sovereignty gapped the second place by 10L and Magnitude by 20L
>>562080458>>562080709>>562080804So it is spurt rate due to bad recovery, no nimble/nsm and duelingFuuuuck, I don't have my own creek so I can't borrow yeppers
>turf triple crown champ>somehow have dirt sparks and all her good kids are on dirthuh!?
>>562080954>>562080973>>562081037>>562081054this is how midrace should look like
>Locking the /v/ thread after hitting the bump limit>404 it after
>>562080973my favourite part of IRL races is where the second horse starts catching up to the first horse early in the race but then all but halts to a stop for 2 seconds and has every other horse run past it before picking up the pace again
>>562081078You are in trouble anon, what can i say. Yeppers is trash at any level so...if you just have one...
>>562081096That's because they all buy midrace velocity.
>>562081078should've rolled for yeppers
>>562081096Mile and Sprint kino look like this
uhm when is the daily reset? we switched time in europe i am confused now
STOP HAVING LATE STARTS
https://youtu.be/SS42yIDQX6s?si=4DCvjDS9TbCH9Ex9&t=5
>>562081305In 34 minutes
STOP POSTING MAYA
do you copii?
>nsmMayano will be broken again after MANT btwFree NSMloliGODS win again
Damage report.
>>562080145>YOU CAN'T EVEN WIN SHIT YOU ARE JUST BLOCKING MY KITASAN CHAD FOR NO REASONVrvtal trvkeShe's there to enable my end closers.
Worst character in history, Mayano Top Gun
>>562081315I actually verified if she didn't have the gatekept skill because she just got 3 late starts in a row
>>562079701>be Kitasan Black’s older brother>you’re more or less the black sheep of the family>never cared for singing, dancing, or the festivals at all really>Father poured all his attention in to Kitasan, which you didn’t mind considering that would mean he’d stop hounding you about “being ready to take over” and “learn how to be a leader”>all together, life is pretty mundane and normal for your above average family>except one single thing>your relationship with your sister>it had started when you were both young, she’d often cling to you, rubbing her cheek furiously against your own and never letting you go anywhere without holding her hand>you chalked it up to that just being how she was>social, nothing like yourself>however, as the years went on, you began to notice differences in her actions and attitude>you’d often find her lounging in your room, half dressed and with an almost enamored look in her eye>while sitting for dinner, her tail would idly flick towards you, sometimes even landing squarely in your lap>it all came to a head one Friday night where you decided to binge drink while playing some online games>you were half lucid when she came in to your room>the convo was hazy and all you really remember about it was how hard she was breathing>then, in and instant, she straddled you in your chair, forced her lips against yours, and sealed the deal until morning>after that, much to your dismay, your morals had crumbled and you found yourself desiring her like a man would a woman>Kitasan had stopped being your sister and was now something far more>perverse>sometimes she would be the one to initiate, but more often than not, you were the one pinning her beneath you>she was more than strong enough to throw you off of her, but she didn’t>she never did>now, here you were, on a hike with your sister and her best friend>Dia hasn’t said anything yet, but from how hard she is staring, you’re certain she knows
>>562081446incorrect, top cun
>>562081204>>562081272I will simply accept the loss and land in B finals for being a bad trainer
>>562081343More like https://youtu.be/vw-WJkJK210
sweet doto won a race bwos b finals secured yaaay <3love at first sight indeed
>>562080012starting the next cm xoguri on pace is the meta
Time for URA Bakushin.
YOOOOOOOOOSHIKKUYOOOOOOOO
>max friendships>max energy>3 whistles in the inventory>only 2 single rainbow trainings in the summergonna throw up
>>562081315>>5620814924th in a row just now, I'm not joking
>>562081550What fronts and ends you got anon?
I think part of me has already accepted that I will never finish these
>>562081343This hits different in the context of horse racing.
>>562081507That's the stuff
>>562081174He deleted and likely banned this guy AFTER locking it then just deleted the whole thread.He quite literally woke up seething holy shit.
kekall I ever wantedrunning her in MANT is so ass
>>562081507do any umas have human siblings?
>>562080145Hey Kitasan, do you see me?
It's Curren Chan's birthday today. Say something nice about her!
>>562081174why do /v/ mods want to police so much
>>562081831THEY DO IT FOR FREEEEEE
>>562081179my favorite part of irl races is when jockeys and trainers have to lock in 1 of the 4 only specific racing strategies that exist and can't change between them or do something different on the fly
maybe game bad after all
>>562081507pretty good stuff, good job anon-kun
>>562081856>D mileOh god is that an Aoharu Opera
>>562081905When's she releasing the Balding Bastard Birthday Bukkake video?
I feel bad matching against S rank umas. My test rooms were filled with UG whales so I assumed everyone will have SS+ at least
>>562081831Unc has a hate boner against umamusume
>>562081343why don't they just spin up another bot
>>56208141315/20, losses have only been to goldships
>>562081931I want Teio's hot sister NOW
speaking of NSM, is it still mandatory in JP? How do they get it?I guess Mayano is still viable as an ace since she gets it for free?
>>562082021SS+ is mostly for players with good decks. Average f2p or casual player is getting S or low SS
Daiwa Scarlet (age 12)
TRIUMPHANT "IF LOSING, WIN" PULSE
>>562081949IRL horses are kinda dumb.MEANWHILEhttps://youtu.be/6ll4-OiLn4E?si=TNy5Ta1RHfkWyAwe&t=61
>when gold ship uses his Target Speed (0.25) buff, she jumps about 6 positions forward>when any other uma uses any skill that gives Target Speed (0.25) buff, they just run in placemake it make sense
>>562082156>low SSI mean S+, pardon me
yada~!
>>562082236golshigame
>>562082148They have much better skills but yeah Mayano is still viableThe real problem is that all the cards that give it are dogshit
this is kinda evil to make you do for MANT, you can only do like 17 races total
Is Tamamo's unique good as an inherit for other ends?
>>562082331i dont think you get itthe way you get this trophy is how cygames intended the scenario to be played
>>562082236>Tamamo uses Daring Strike and Tail Nine>shoots up to where the fronts are
>>562081856almost 3 weeks of MANT and niggas still can't train umas without mile aptitude... just search a medium/long rotation big dog, the only difference is running two or three optional OP races for points during junior year
>>562082236>angy anon doesn't understand the concept ofskill durationmany such cases
You can add desu wa to the end of any sentence and it gets better, desu wa.
>>562081174Every time a /v/ thread gets deleted we get swarmed with these retards and their brown twitter/discord drama bait about Bakushin or discord mods or whatever the fuck drama gets discussed over there I wush they banned them from posting here when they delete these threads, /v/fags have been nothing but a plague of newfags these last few days.
Do you pre-load a TT race so you don't overcap RP at reset, or do you just take the hit and let your refresh sit at ~+30 seconds after reset?
>>562081905She is my favourite uma, and the cutest imouto an overweight, balding ojisan could ask for!
who else overstammedGODS
>XOguri sucks for this CM>she's my best Uma
>>562082430half of all Turf G1s are Miles, not running them is unbelievably retarded
>>562082481>nepo uma is a real epithet
>>562082558I wish I could do this to a trainer-san.
>>562082530Dont worry, she dominates the next one.
For my sanity, I'm going to start having break days
>>562082481>overstams>doesn't take risky businessmake it make sense
I HATE GOLDSHIP
Apparently I never had the chance to unlock her claw machine event until now
i hope your uma gets rushed and whiffs her recovery
>>562082645what is she doing
>several Umas with under 900 and one gold managed to be firstonce again the STA requirements are nothing but gaslight
>>562081872vodka talks about her brothers in her career iirc
>>562082748she's looking at the floor to see if the ground work
>>562082459unfathomably true, desuwa
>>562082781Enjoy your sub 50% final spurt rate LMOA
>>562081872curren has an actual brother, but still calls you onii-chan
Trackblazer made me realize I have gambling addictionI should stop pushing it when the game is clearly not giving me a chance to make good umas
so does daring strike even do anything on end closers that are not gold ship or tamamoi want to drop this shitty card already
>>562082781Radiant Star son
>>562082787ah, thank you for clarifying
Second one is better even tho it's a witlet right?
Blast Onepiece is such a funny name for a horse
>>562081872Probably. It would make for great story telling, if nothing else. Cause there was that one side story with the human girl who had an inferiority complex due to her uma friend just being better than her by virtue of what she was born as.
>>562082860nimble navigator is far more important
>>562082331There's actually quite a bit of leeway. I'm pretty sure this route wasn't the most races I could do either as I didn't keep a tally and just went with my gut.
>>562082914How the hell is her guts so low
>>562082558>sending 18+ young adult men for the purposes of marriage
>>562083048first one was using power cards + stam sparks so no guts
>>562082842what a slut
>>562082645Delete this.
i had forgotten just how bad longslop is
>>562082694Putting Maya in chasity so she can't spurt.
global niggas be like>bro but what about the spurt rate bro the 100% true and real umalator told me 1200 stamina 2 golds and radiant star got me to 100% spurt rate bros what is happening then complain about losing to some A+ shitter with uncapped speed and less than 1000 stamina but 1200 wit
>>562083148KWAB
>>562081413Two losses to SS Tamas.
>>562082558>drawing yourself getting framemogged by a womanAre all artists low T or something?
>>562083148COMIN' THROUGH>COMIN' THROUGHCOMIN' THROUGH>COMIN' THROUGHCOMIN' THROUGH>COMIN' THROUGH
>>562082585Not as retarded as taking 10 mile sparks, burning 20 clocks a day, and shitcanning four in five runs for what, 10% better stats?
>>562083148>SSUGS
what is framemogging
>>562083184skill issue desuwa
>>562083296I can hear this card and I hate it.
>>562083353titmogging but for dudes
>>562083353Zoomer/alpha brainrot speak that millennials adopt ironically to make fun of how stupid it sounds
>>562083148She's so fucking cool bros
>>562082459
>>562083547evil horse
>>562083558shit
>>562082459I like cocks desu wa
I like the silly sfx that plays when Tama does that one hand wave animation
Hate sprintslopHate mileslopHate mediumslopHate longslopHate dirtslop
>>562070807SIR THE WALLS ARE CRUMBLINGTHE PROPAGANDA IS OVERCOMING ALL DEFENSESSIR YOUR ORDERS SIR"...surrender. Owari da. Welcome our new tomboy overlord"
>>562083420uchi to yarou ya...
>bro going out of your way to mutate your uma into having A mile is better than just running medium and long bro think about all the potential items you can buy with 300 extra shop points during junior year bro >is that Nishino Flower? AAIIIEEEEE save me Akikawa I already wasted 100 clocks in 2 weeks
these "pace chasers" sure can't chase the pace to save their lives
>>562074924Orange Porridge
>>562083676what do you like then?
>>562083702https://youtu.be/_aWPEhb94yA?si=F54KT5BUBlxj_WW-
>>562083736I still have 900+ clocksWhat are you niggas doing
>only 3 days left to do a billion runs just to clear the stupid aptitude shopLiterally the most dogshit event in this game
>>562083813my wife Meisho Doto
>>562083147
>everyone here has TamamoYou fags told me she wasn't good and a waste of carats
>>562072626more like two years. You have to patiently work your way in for this ojou-sama
>>562083914Just get the carats and rainbow and gold shard
It kinda doesn't matter if you have good cards if you're a true lucklet huh
>>562083890My clocks are gone bro
>>562083979i got her from the free pulls bwoyeah i got kitasan from the free pulls too
>>562083979I don't have Tamamo or OG Oguri
>such a non-event I tapped through the usual results screen before even realizing
>>562083890My clock count goes up
>>562083736you can consistently win the mile races if you're not a complete retard, at worst just take the loss if it's a G2, even with B Mile you don't need more than two or three clocks to win all the good Mile G1s
>>562083979She's very cute so I rolled her naturally.
>>562083736
>>562084308>not winning dirt with D aptitude
NOOOO I WANT THE FLUFFY MEJIRO NOT THE MISANDRIST REEEE
>>562083979I love Tamtam and she was kind enough to come home in 80 rolls
I am unbricked
I'm losing motivation
Does Speed Star work in CM12?
t-thanks..
>>562084609Kind of. Better than in CM12.
W-woah
>memories of wanking sodawhat did she mean by this
>>562084545>the end call iconSOVL
Im so nervous about CM that I got the grumpy dumpies and my mom is mad at me for making the bathroom smell bad...
imagine if uma's were based off real horses
Ough... Savior run...
>>562084527I swear I've seen that exact tweet before
>>562084837i copy pasted it here yesterday
HOLYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQHoiq8QulU
>>562084842She's a good cow
>>562084527Wait, you mean Japanese uma fans can also auto translate English tweets to see our weird posts? Oh no no no no umasisters we're being observed...
>>562084837Its the drunk Misato meme
heh
what's the bonus shard in the career this time?
>>562083979but Tamamo is free?
>>562085025the sword cuts both ways
Stop posting this
You didn't forget, did you, anon?
>>562083979I sparked and then she spooked me on the free Kitasan rolls
>>562084693
>>562084917Who are all those ugly guys supposed to beMe? Us? Toreina-sans?
I might have to skip the carats and tickets in order to get the shards and books from the event...
>>562085165Guys how do I improve my Goldship?
>>562085209You want to tell me you don't look like this?
>>562085239Get the spurt and NSM for starters.
>>562084530She's not a misandrist, she is a classic tsundere with a sheltered upbringing and she is adorable.
is sirius for gutsmaxxing only?
>>562085239>No spurt>No long S
>>562085239Gwo your spurt and nimble nav?
>>562085413Orengji...
>https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2038994870417920433did this start 13 minutes ago or did I miss one day??
>>562084917It's umazing how the original VA can still do the voice
>>562085239For which CM?Get rid of pump and moving past if CM11.Get NSM.Get NY TM Opera ult.
>>562084530
>>562084559install sweep
finishing day 1 with a dogshit win rate, guess it's b finals for me (also man I was hoping my bobo would do more but inherited kita unique is so weak)
>>562084530spoken like a true moid
when does tallying start?
>>562085498#lookatcurren
>>562083979Always do the opposite of what Uma says
>>562083979I rolled and didn't get her, your fault
>>562084917It's criminal how there's 0 crossover or apperance of Tamamo Cross in there
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?
>Digitan failed a 5%I might not cap speed
>>562085635I play this game to escape the reality of cruel and judgemental women... I want my trainees to be nice and silly and friendly... Who is this character even supposed to be for?
>>562085498It just started today.
>>562085880It looks like you got brocked
>>562085880Luna-chan dropped her best jokes
>>562085891For me. I am wanted by every woman that lays eyes on me. It’s a nice change of pace to be hated for once.
>>562085891retard
>>562085891Fans of Shakespeare’s Taming of the Shrew
>>562085880POTENTIAL HAPPENED
>>562083979You won't miss much. She is PIA to train with Mile B and outright unplayable with Mile C>But but you get her to mile AAnd miss out long turf and end closer roll? Fuck this scenario.
>>562085209it's an accurate representation of the old men who bet on horses
>>562085891Me, I like cruel and judgemental tsunderes
which umas would buy all those tiktok advertised temu junk items?
>>562085891devs forgot you are the only person who plays the game, sorry
>>562085884Nevermind I am safe
>>562085891
>>562085897>Seiun SkyWhen is the daily legend race for her
>>562086178Fuku
>>562086263Sex
>>562086253Is this for Aries? Your wit...
>>562086369Group B finals does not require high wit
>>562074924Shifter's Clutch
>>562086506https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcbeVYq8I04
>>562074924Last Train Home
new thread>>562086980>>562086980>>562086980
>>562087015nope
>>562087015Fuck off
make a real bread
>>562086186Apology accepted.
>>562087160>>562087160>>562087160Dozo
Oh god. Not HER in sprint as well...
What kind of mental illness even prompts the troll bakes.
