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Bing
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Students who have brown nipples?
>>562075553You'd think Karin but she has pink nipples.The answer is all the pregnant ones.
>>562075553digusting, never post again
>>562075462Neru!
>>562075553Moe and Izumi. Probably Saki too
>>562075553
>>562075462imagine being a millennium turbo nerd irrelevant mob and you have to see this group of giga stacies parading around with sensei
>>562075772How did they even get admitted to begin with?
>>562075730GAWDDAMN I LOVE AKANE
WHY HER FOREHEAD IS SO BIG
>>562075851Probably Neru's connections (aka Rio)
>>562075851Same way the chads and stacies always get into nerd schoolsathletic scholarships
What does AR-1S not have an AR-15 as a gun?
ENTERthe most talented structural engineers in kivotos
Which pinkhead will win in a fight?
>>562075994>WHY HER FOREHEAD IS
>>562075851Karin only has math issues and Toki had Rio issues.
>>562075994full of hopes and dreams
>>562075994>Hina experiment subject #02
>>562076049I don't see how Hoshino's shield can withstand a punch from Mika.
>>562076046>I CAN'T READ
>>562076049Hoshino is sure to win with her superior speed.
Marry your students.
>>562076205that's says aris
>>562076205oh yeah english totally mixes up L and R
>>562076079this picture made me smile three times.First was because Toki is there2nd was when I saw how Neru hidden herself, and third time was when I noticed Yuzu was also there
>>562075462>all these fuyusgodamn are there any alternatives?
>>562076049her
>>562075553all of them are pink
>>562075772C&C club is always open for new members, it's just that Neru deters the new childs
>>562076152>>562076228How will hinafags recover from that interview
>>562076368Just look up the clears from the previous run, anon
I would cum my pants if Hina had brown nipples
I'm waiting for the monthly shop reset so I can UE30 my Koharu before trying himis UE30 Koharu enough for purple torment?
>>562076567
>>562076049They both will lose to my dick
pat pat pat pat pat
redeem
>cats give you toxoplasmosis >rabbits give you myxomatosis >foxes piss on you>wolves rape youDogs truly are man's best friend
>>562076792White woman*
>>562075851Neru and Akane can definitely manageKarin can probably manage without big issuesAsuna can just luck guess every question for the testsToki fools around (now without Rio) a bit too much but she's the kind that can get things done last minute
>>562076792Especially if you have peanut butter if you catch my drift
>brown student>bright pink nipplesGUH *splurt* *spluurt* *spluuuuuuuuuurt*
>>562076792Dogs are dirty and Haram
Image featuring a Blue Archive character, peeing
guh *spluuuurt*
>>562076792>friend
>>562076927>dogs protect you from mudslimsThey just can't stop winning
coom in Nozoom.
/bag/ stands for bird archive general
>>562076792Sorry but i've already marked by a cat
>>562077000There are Muslims who own dogs, do alcohol or other drugs, commit crimes and other haram things, funnily the only consistent thing is they all avoid eating pork, so a pig likely would protect you better than a dog
>>562076825No, I wouldn't consider white women my best friends
>>562076261we're done here
When are we getting a pig student then?
buy pakeji goy
>>562077185Kek
>>562077101/bag/ actually stands for Basketball Association General
>>562077260Who is she? Gehenna Rio?
>>562077236never. why would you even want that?
Currently 10:30 Japan timeOne hour left
>>562077236Bro, your Izumi?
good god the new youtube player on embedded videos is so fucking bad it has to be an april fools joke
>>562077375this, kek
I guess I'm finally getting a Reisa too for those 4 left.
>>562077194>what the engineer's put onto the display after hearing "Aris"
>>562077459You get ui?
>>562076825>women like to cheat on you with your best friend>dogs are considered men's best friend>therefore women have an urge to cheat on you with your dogit makes sense when you think about it
>>562077236Yoshimi
>>562077375imagine the toilet clogs
coom in doomrope in hope
>>562077504this is your best one yet! !!!!!!
https://x.com/meraWRESTLING/status/2038134326328713613Kasumi's VA btw
>>562077487Ya
>>562077236Izumi
https://x.com/nonateeb/status/2038971716664496631
>>562077538You mean Sumire Uesaka
>>562077538Hina better watch out
>>562077538Damn, Hina's getting a surprise next time.So, did she teach Megu how to throw Hasumi around or was it the other way around.
>>562077525You say that every time
>>562077538
>>562076567There is no purple torment
>>562077728No I don't, you must be going crazy.
>>562077375>>562077503Imagine her black, constipated shit mixed with her ass hair....
>>562077538why did she do it, bros?
>we are accelerating TWO weeksI don't have enough Seias for this
>>562077482Back to your grave Scott, you were so desperate to make that epic maymay you changed her name to something completely retarded. You could have just gone with Arisu which would have been fine but instead you had to double down on retard because that's who you were. Your soul is with the devil now.
>>562077538Hina doesn't care about literal whos like Kasumi.>>562077720
>>562077491
>>562077874For greater glory
>>562077789oh, I meant red, whoops
>>562077375that's a sheep
>>562077904So what are they cutting short? From what I saw in pyro planner I saw one week when nothing was happening but idk where is the 2nd week coming from
>>562075462>>562076754>>562076792>>562076887>>562077037>>562077101made for sensei dick
>>562077504My favorite one is pic related. I wish the boobies weren't so coony.
>>562078031The idol rerun
>>562078065Same except this one is my favorite by far
>>562077989why is there a baby seia next to her?
>Kim's master plan to shorten the gap between Global and JP is, padding JP with dead weeks that are cut down for GlobalCan't tell if retard or genius
>>562077909>ScottAre you seriously retarded or did you miss that it's been Aris since before this even had a global client?
>>562077916Then why doesn't she just let her break the law in peace?
>>562077980It's a Madagascar Horned Hog
>>562077989Give me the child and we gucci, brown seia
I don’t think anyone genuine would think it’s not Alice
>>562078192I guess Hina just hates her voice and justifiably so.
>>562078170Retard JP always had dead weeks because content is released on a monthly schedule
>>562077904how are we accelerating if the banners date are exactly the same as if it was predicted in pyro planner
>>562078219Weird ahh nigga, why are all blue-hair posters so weird
>>562078252AL-1S -> Alice. Not sure why this so hard for some to understand.
What do you do in this situation?
>>562077909>>562078189>>329429204
>>562077720>
>>562075851>>562078328what is this face trying to convey?
>>562077980That's actually a fat, nasty pig with smelly farts. I understand why nexon would create a student like that though.
>>562078089Noooo... I need those trinity mats
why is no one talking about the new story?
>>562078445nobody actually reads the story
>>562078089Of all things why would they cut a limited banner, and idols of all things?They really should have cut the 3rd week out of occult society, losing out on trinity mats and i.Mine elephs sucks.
>>562078401It's a face cats make when they take a shit
>>562078368
>>562078445Nigga I'm still at work
>>562078337It's Alis actually desu(pronounced Alice)
Alice owes me hebe sex
>>562078572sexo
>>562078587oh nonononono
>>562078587>to prove that it was definitely Scott's fault I'll point to Zunko, which was localized to Junko
Kinda wanna raise my own Toki since I dickrolled for her, but I can't in good conscience justify spending 900 extra ligma to get her to UE50, and I'm not sure she'll actually be better at UE40 than my dHina at UE50.
Thirty minutes until we see who's taking over for Sora
Momoi
>>562078445You already know everything about it since 5 months ago
>>562078510be careful not to trigger schizos
Can a man be happy with a yuri or futa student at least once in his life? Make it real John Nexon
>>562077236They made an entire school for it
>>562078587jambalaya...
>>562078716Green Midori
>>562078787I'll allow for one yuri kiss before I slide my dick between their lips
329429204
>>562078401"Why is this faggot not railing me yet?"
>>562078406> I understand why nexon would create a student like that thoughI don't, she should fuck offthere are no scraps in my scrapbook
>>562077236Your gehenna?
>have to wait half a month for the side story to be added where we see Kaya and Fox Squad working out in the prison yardIt should have been tomorrow>Starting April 15, 2026 (Wednesday) at 11:00 AM, the mini-story "Kanbara Misuzu's Melancholy" will be added.
>>562078857IndeedWhy is there a ? for "stop minors drinking alcohol"
>>562078962people really like to mess with kei's hair
>>562078863rena when i put catnip on my dick
Her name is Junebug
>>562079061but who is julybug?
>>562079061who is augustbug?
>>562078939It's legal of they're cool enough
This place is full of faggots. Those gookako posters? Faggots. Those muh story posters? Faggots. Those kasumi posters? Faggots.
>>562078939working as intended
>>562079061what about septemberbug?
I accidentally sent a racist reel to a guy from the army whose messages I've been ignoring since 2024....I really wanna kill myself rn...
low cortisol students
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING BANANA FAGGOT
>>562079165does /bag/ find this sexy
>>562079140what are we then?
>>562079140Bold words for someone in peeling distance
what revived the hype? we're in dead week
>>562079172https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qm1xrjX-92I
>>562078065that's the most important part
>>562079140Bananazoos poster on point like always.
>>562079259
Five minutes leftUnfortunately I'll be at work so I'll have to miss the first few hours
>>562079283Do it Hina, sit on sensei's face
They should be required to compensate us (739 + 150) x 7 + 350 AP per week of acceleration.
>>562079284>He thinks this is a dead weekYou have no idea how busy it's about to be
>>562079061
She will kill trillions
>>562079236sexy seia
>>562079341
>>562079283I love this woman so, so much.
rolling for my wife. wish me luck bros
>>562079140
>>562079693>29kGrim
what are we waiting for?dumbasschise.png
>>562079531>no sensei collar figurine includedwhat's the leash for then? don't say your dick
>>562079693>29kGod speed nigga, hope you get her early
>>562079531of secondaries
>>562079927she isn't shupo tho
>>562079818>>562079924not too bad. i'm sure i'll be fine. haha
What's the problem with those secondary haters? They don't want 'irrelevant' students to get tons of fan art? Bunch of niggerfaggots
>>562079956>tho
>>562079994why is she so poochi
>>562080067Retard
>>562080057>niggerfaggotHaven't heard this word in many years
>>562079956you're not wrong but you can't gaslight the uncs here
>>562080046Eh could be worse, hope you have your fes rolls planned out
>>562080046I'd always consider below half a spark a success
>>562079693why are you being so contrarian for 0 reason?
>>562080226https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/561483928/#561490552
>>562080403Retard
>>562080118>>562080402>>562080402made for sensei dick
I'm ready for weekend now
>only 16k pyros leftI'm not going to make it /bag/ time to kill myself (account)
>>562080567tits too big
>>562080567sexpot bukiher thighs are too small for the size of her hips
>>562080578There's a solution to that.
There are no retards here
>>562080598All those donuts have to go somewhere
>>562080673never did see him
Put bHoshi A1 vs their D1 sHanako, their sHanako obliterates my team. I HATE PVP.
>>562080578Just be lucky, you only need 120 pyros per banner
>>562079284Japan's racism towards niggers attracted a lot of Argentinians who are even more racist and discovered BA thanks to Momoi's racist memesMomoi saved BA
>>562080673True, we're all conceptional individuals.
Jumby my beloved...
sora rape in 24 hours
>>562080867Its not rape if I consent to it
Are we getting April Fools with the other servers or later?
>>562080750I have most luck mirroring Hanako's position somehow I still don't get this season
>>562080809what is blud even on about
>>562080632Her thigh meat migrated to her tits
>>562080809Koreans outcompete them bigly in this regard
>>562079189You'll bond over racism
>>562080120Don't bother responding to Midoritards.
>>562081020Don't know about the beaners but racist Momoi memes did in fact play a part in me getting into the game.
Read the new story
>>562081191I still haven't read the previous storyor the main story
>>562081231I can't believe you...
Who to use for Red torment if I don't have Fuyu or wet Dog?
reviving this dead thread with hina deadina
Momoi but she is a Combine soldier
>>562081389borrow dHina like everyone else
>>562081385well I read most of it just not allI'll finish vol 5 and read vol 6 eventuallyand skip through v1c3 whenever it's required to progress further elsewhere
WAIT SUBARU IS USED FOR BLUE HIERO?!You fuckers told me to skip all WHs as fast as humanly possible.
lmao Hina can't sleep on a bed properly because of her big dumb horns
>>562081589Mitsubishi isnt from WH
>>562081589Subaru is not from WH, anonchama
>>562081390Hina snoozina
crossing my fingers for Kaya to appear
I now that one scene is supposed to be emotional and whatever but the harmonica is killing me
>>562081619Retard
TWO
>>562081729we're never getting fox squad, fucking rip
This is a lot of mats I will be needing for Arisu and Kei...
>>562081589She has the same terrain affinity than Shiroko.Same armor even.You don't have a reason to use her unless you're weird or you really like her
>>562081790nothing wrong with me
>>562081859You don't need to max her ex dumbass
>>562081817wumbo
rare sumomo
>>562081589you meant fuyu and yes she's good there but anything works really, it's hiero
>>562081729>vol 7 >parody of the Shawshank Redemption >subverted because Kaya becomes the leader of the Seven Prisoners when she tunnels herself outFUND
>>562081930oh ye?? watch me max her EX then R E T A R D
>best Toki is my club is UE50Anyone with UE60 on EU? My friend code is BFSSLOSJ
>>562081148It's not the racism part I'm worrying about, it's explaining why I've been ignoring him for 2 years.
>>562082160pointy
>>562082160>slopkeeping my toki to myself
>>562082319Anon i recently connected with a guy I hadn't spoken to since highschool because he saw that I play BA.2 years is fucking nothing.
>>562081390
Kinda surprising Iroha isn’t already on her second alt
>Misuzu story tomorrowDid they already have that planned when they showed her or did they just react really quick to people liking her? She only showed up for 5 seconds
>Shoddy Magical Girls T2 with Kuroko can do 20m damage>Main team with iMari and S.Mika can do the remaining damage with a borrowed FuyuDamn, this was PLAT in JP? Did people really skip magical girls?
is it just me or has the doujin scene kind of slowed down?
>>562080867based sora lover
>>562082540>tomorrow
https://x.com/i/status/2038673482620559588Is this safe?
>>562082540These things are always planned, it's going to connect to vol 7
>>562081895THREE
>>562082448Wish I had friends that play ba...
>>562082550magical girls didn't see that much use here given the second team you listed was already enough for a 1T
>>562082464>>562082374>>562082282>>562082160>>562081660>>562082113>>562082010made for sensei dick
Why am I struggling to finish this. I read the boss and I don't understand what I'm doing wrong or why I don't have enough damage. Time out I only have 47 mil hp left basically Yes I kill all the little guys
>>562082160>Lowplat TA>Gold GA
quieres?
>>562082760Are you hitting the cores after the extra damage taken debuff gets put on them?
>>562082760Also I have tyuuka I just don't like her and don't see how's she different than kaede here when she fucking counts Reisa as a unit to move
>>562082760record your try and watch it, you probably miss some orbs or you overbuff, slowing the rotation.
>>562082767>dismissing someone in needthat won't look good at the pearly gates bwo
>>562082550GA are easy to plat on JP
>>562082716My Mika is UE40 and I'm not using lick my balls to get her to 50.
sensei (pbuh)
>>562083027
SNSE
>>562082858Eeeeh I might not be. Thanks
Sensei tries to go for the mother route without unlocking the mantle first
>>562082978Don't take it too close to heart, I don't have any friend slots left anyway
>>562082550>imari and probably kokonaYou did not beat the raid
Akane Love!Hail Murokasa Akane, for the Hour of the Maiden is here!
To spell Blue Archive you need to write HIVDo what you want with this information
>>562083207Reminder that the way this debuff gets applied is if the core gets hit by 2 core attacks in the same wave/cycle.If youre spending your aoe too early to delete mobs, youre missing out on that +100% damage taken debuff. Rio helps with giving you enough AoEs to make this happen but wave 4 will be rough without a second aoe student picking up the slack. At that point you're better off prioritizing the mob cleanup since wave 5 should be defeated by just shielding your students.
5 minutes left
>>562083307Get with the time omoi we play mewgenics now Isaac is old and busted
>>562082853>>562083004made for sensei dick
>>562083634Don't call her heavy!
https://x.com/Blue_ArchiveJP/status/2038993713922511054
>>562082160She will be ue60 tonight, and really, to think my own clubmate would complain. She is more than enough to one team torment.
https://x.com/i/status/2038956208347132251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgWZFmwMSLchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgWZFmwMSLchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgWZFmwMSLcsora in 1 minutes
THAT'S A NIPPLE ON FULL DISPLAY
>>562083582Genuinely thought I was supposed to kill them all instantly. I thought it was more optional or hard to do the bounce. This makes a lot more sense. If I need more Aoe does uhhh Momiji work ??? My Saori is only 3* and no one in my club or friends has ReiThank you so much lol
SEX NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>562083983SHE'S HERE
HOLY SHIT SHIBA
SORA IS SO SMALL
I'M A DOG?
fuck your toki borrows, I need Fuyu UE50 borrow on NA server
>>562083772sex
Where is Serika?
>>562084334Mentioned
>>562083158Looks like I'd have to watch a video for timings and shit to pull that off.
Serika mentioned
The bowl is bigger than her face (not forehead though)
>>562084247as a proud Toki owner, I also am looking for some Fuyu to try out, but on EU. The ue30 one on my friendlist can't kill the red relic with one cast, which delays the groggy and ends in wipe
Yes... eat! Eat more!!
Massive ramen.It is now ASMR stream
https://bluearchive.nexon.com/events/2026/04/dokidoki
>the gulp soundI love those
that was a lot of...noises
>>562084616>>562084614>>562084551You have to eat ALL THE EGGS
>>562084506the slim ones always eat the most.t. slim sensei that everyone asks how I can eat so much.Also she has another 24hr shift in a moment.
>>562084618
>>562084551
suddenly singing shiba
>raided by retards
>>562084618I don't know how to feel about this, I call dibs on ShiroKuro
>>562084247I have ue30 take it or leave it
AIDORU SORA-CHAN
>>562084618Finally I'll get to fuck Hiero
>Male on stream
https://x.com/i/status/2038956070295818310
NO WAY
>>562084618bros...
>>562084618Kek. Finally a good global april fool
That was greatI wonder if there'll be more throughout the day (there usually is)
>>562084618WHAT THE FUCK
Amazing.
>>562084875Finally, an onahole big enough for my dick
>>562084618FUCK RAT
>>562085003It is marked as 前編 first half
Guys... I think Koharu is very below average in this raid for torment. If you aren't borrowing or have your own UE40 iMari or Kokona you might be fucked.
Shiba Seki owner got a 3d model before your favorite student...
>>562085114She can still heal it to full with NS+EX
having no single target healer is a cancer
>>562084618Does this mean raid theme remix in 12 hours?Please
>>562085223No she didn't. All my students have models except Momiji and Meru
Looking forward for the cd.
>>562084762>PicTaking 10 strength for 1 turn for 3 is kinda shit, honestly, you can only play it if you have either pyro or Stampede
>>562085098>Tsun Chesed>Yan HieroHoly shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d7CCOo2eSwThis is sex
>>562085439>xhe finds this cringe shit funny
>>562084618>ShiroKuro are yandereswhat the fuck
She's pregnant with my child.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JV2Lk2HV0H0
>>562084618what the fuck
>>562085265Chinatsu, Hanae, Serina, SAtsuko, etc
>>562085223BTw replying again but the REAL issue is that Shiba Seki has a figurine already, and most of the other students don't. >.t went to Vancouver and was at GameStop, asked if they had any more blue archive figures and the lady said they had him of all fucking things lol
>>562084618cringe gimme decalolies dating sim instead
>>562085624
have you tried not being a joyless faggot for once
Shiro > Kuro > Binah > Chesed > Hiero > Goz
>>562084618where are my beloved hovercraft and geburah?
Fated encounter with Binah-chan
>/bag/ suddenly wants to fuck bosses
>>562085682>1st April thingYou are cringe
If Sora is shorter than Shiba Taishou, doesn't that make her really fucking tiny?
>suddenly
>ramen bowl is bigger that Sora's forehead
>>562084062Rei and dSaori are best in slot for purple tiph since their aoes are perfect and they have cost rebates baked in. With Rio you can make it work without having both but as you go higher you're going to have slimmer margins for error or teamcomp/investment gaps.If you have enough cost banked from before the wave starts you can even have nozomi fire a train at the debuffed core.I also put my dps strikers on the leftmost slots on the team select screen (far right from the girls' perspective) since it'll place them physically closest to the core that Ill be debuffing all raid, its not much but it gets more autoattacks in during that damage window.
>>562085819No? Have you seen how short he was in the anime?
>>562085752how sad does your life have to be to find this funny?
>>562085781I always wanted to. I'm still waiting for my Princess Geburah Was telling a guy about this game recently and how all the deca bosses are pure sex
>>562084618>New event is about dating menI want a personal apology from all the people who called Uma woke last thread.Yes I'm talking about you momoifag.
>>562085781we fuck bosses every fucking month
>>562084618sigh...*unzips*
> Fuukakek is an UmafagThe absolute state.
>>562085752Maki got kekek...Even Binah couldn't resist the senseicock
>>562085995I want an apology from those faggots that claim BA isn't promoting homosexuality.
>>562085752I want Chokmah
>>562086053>Binah preparing to nuke strikers to clear the way to Sensi
Bag, we are waiting?
>trying to doompost about a april 1st eventthe absolute STATE
>>562086232>/bag/ hooked up to brain jars discussing it
>>562085098I would
I HATE APRIL FOOL'S DAY
Why is this game so badly designed? Every boss either has red or yellow attack type.
I'm going to FUCK Goz
>>562084234>>562084551>>562086003made for sensei dick>>562084618k-kawaii...
>>562084618HALO MEANS FUCKABLE
Maki and Binah shippers lost
Will Akane actually be able to raise the 9 kids I'm gonna have with her?
Palworld apparently is also doing a lmao ironic romance VN/galgegood job, global
>>562085936Funny ?
>>562085995hiero and all decca prophets have halo therefore they are girls, shiro and kuro are girls as well
>>562085995Cute bosses are all girls though
>>562086509They did it last year as well
>>562086306>a april
>>562086418Goz is a smug mesugaki
Another victory for Nexon. Made the faggots in the thread seethe over an April Fools
When I started I was thinking Binah, but that Cheese was cute as fuck.
GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
March ends in just a few hours, reminder to give sora your raid coins, /bag/.
>>539919037reminder
>Sora taking a break is treated as nothing but a jokejapanese salarymen truly have it hard desu
>>562086343my wife...
>>562086713I can almost see it...
>meanwhile Date A Live
The link for the digital merch on the webpage is broken, here's the link if anyone is interestedhttps://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?board=3218&thread=3409052&allBoard=1
I have no idea about your game, only know a couple of things from the anime. Is anime sensei how he looks canonically?
>>562086626Tourists seething over BA wins is a universal constant
>>562086884No
>>562086872ABORT
>>562086884No. Sensei is (You)
>>562086884Not even remotely
>>>/v/736090106>>>/v/736090203We need to be telling this fag to fuck off more often when he comes to /bag/
>opened video>male voice>closed the tab
>>562086872Imagine having to search this in google
>>562086884no + anime sensei is the least "sensei-like" of all of them
>>562086924If I'm a Tourist, then you're an H1B sensei, lol.
>>562086884I look like this actually.
>>562084618If no one is fucking Goz, I guess I have to
>>562085781baggots drew raid bosses as girls in the aggie once and iirc many wanted to fuck shiro
>>562086884It's just one of the various appearances, he's different in every official media.
>>562086713Sauce??
>>562086884Sensei is canonically the player, there’s different designs in different official media and no direct design in game
Valkyrie needs to get to the bottom of this Shiba Seiki business. Girls come in, order something, faint and then wake up at the Schale lounge with jumbled memories and symptoms of coming down from a drug trip. This "Shiba Seiki" establishment is also affiliated with the same Abybos that owns and operates the helicopter that flies girls to the Sensei island. Now we know the real reason why Sensei wanted Chief Kaya dismissed and imprisoned on trumped up charges.
damn they probably won't ever be able to top the jtf mob chan vn, we peaked too early bros...
>>562086884Sensei can be wathever you wantA woman, a shota, a futa, a black futa, a black shota futa etc...
Imagine Saki insulting you with the rudest Finnish swear words in existence
>>562086884go look into a mirror - that's what sensei canonically looks like
>>562087214jtf mob chan VN could only be topped by a VN with various different mobs
Personally, I think it's B.
>>562075462Akane secretly has the biggest breasts in C&C. Just a tad larger than Asuna's. You can see this by ripping the chibi bunny model and compare side by side.
I'm impregnating this craving robot womb tonight
>the keychains are randomNEXON WHYbut I'm gonna buy 3 and hope I get Bina and Kuro.
Oh FUCK i forgot to clear out my pull tickets from the magical event...... fucking had 57 left
>562087084
>>562087252something can't be a futa and a shota at the same time RETARD
>>562086884This is literally me, btw
>all those posts with 0 repliesfeels like we're being raided by bots or some shitreminds me of /int/ threads
>>562087084Oddly specific, likely projection
>>562087294B though I believe there's precedence in general for A type clothing
>>562087294A
>>562086884No Sensei looks like this
>>562087402Let me guess, you're one of those guys who's never been to a single offline festival but still calls himself not a tourist. Classic thread retard, lmao[-]
Bait (poor)
Bait (master)
Sorry, I'm never going to be a fan of human sized dog people, sorryThey're either regular animal size or they don't exist. Half the joke with them is that they're just regular ass dogs standing on two legs inappropriately wearing clothes. When you humanize them you fuck it up.
>>562087576Is the insistence on "they/them" pronouns for Sensei a trannyslator thing?
>>562087767He's a big guy
>>562087856>>562087856>>562087856>>562087856
>>562087770No, you're just retarded. There's no gendered language used in Korean to refer to Sensei, and the devs said "Sensei is you, so whatever you are is what Sensei is"English is the only translation that actually makes mistakes and uses gendered language (such as "sir" for Sensei)
least obvious raid
We love tourists here
DIE /BAG/DIE DIE DIE DIE
>>562086872
>>562087916Let's be honest Sensei is very obviously supposed to be male.
>the /bag/>the the the
I'm a Nexon employee, I'm a tourist.
i found out why theres a raid, limbus is having a blue archive april fools event
>>562088090Trannies seethe because they know we’re right
>>562088157They already did a BA parody. You sure?
>>562085662>admitting to liking BA IRL in leafland of all placesyou're a braver man than me
>>562088157is it funny at least
>>562088157Why are there so many babu parody this year? Grub is doing the same shit too.
I'm sensei.My pronouns are they/them, because I Koyuki cloned myself 250 times to finally be able to answer all the damn momos.
>>562085223Nuh uh
>>562085662>$70cadDamn bro, that's like, at least 4€ right?
>30 shipping for keychainsNEXON deserves to die>>562088275Why would I give a shit. My interests don't mean anything
Surely they'll make Sora playable someday right? Right?
it's not the 1st of april even
>>562087916Sensei's character doesn't work unless he's a man.
>>562088382marryandreproduce
>>562088275Real people don’t care. Only trannies and other fags would get mad about you playing BA.
>>562088263pretty sure judging by their thread screaming about baggots>>562088340it feels like BA shenanigans in comparison to their fucked up world, make of it what you will
>>562088502It is. Both in Japan and Gookland.
You have 15 minutes to pat before it's too late
>>562088382Epstein year
>>562087916You're right. Korean doesn't have any gender hints, but some of Sensei's habits are distinctly male.
Stop replying to troon baitFocus on Sky sex
>>562088658are you implying they post in /bag/?
>tfw you’re having an emotional moment with a student but you can’t help but stare at her chestgoddamnit
>>562088863her fault for having such sinful body
>>562088645It doesn't look like it's BA related at all apart from "teacher"
https://x.com/i/status/2038957452952207843
>>562088738
hina gogurtina
>>562088645why is she saying fwom like this but appropriate normally, makes no sense
>>562088445quick someone change that paper for the job application one
>>562085624>this video is private>>562083983Oh no… *those* bestiality artists will be at it again
>>562088724Probably the most obvious would be the rabbits getting uncomfortable with (you) being present while they bathe in barrels.Every character winds up treating sensei like a man or surrogate father anyway, anyone believing sensei the character is anything else is in denial about the obvious appeal for the male-dominated target demographic.
>>562089071
>>562088724Or reactions to what Sensei does. Nobody's going to tell me Moe would throw an incendiary at female seeing them naked in those barrels.>>562088825No? Why would I?>joke content is released on April 1st in timezones where publishers/devs live>/bag reacts to it
>>562084618Sex with Goz
>>562082160Nigger how you find me
My canon wife Fuuka...
>>562089218>>562089142Anons, if you were like a 15 yr old girl and your at least 30 yr old teacher saw you naked and bathing in a fucking barrel since your homeless and smell like crusted shit from an ass... You're gonna be uncomfortable regardless of gender. I'm saying this as a male Sensei truther
>>562089136I want to chill out and drink caffeine with male Hare
Nah
>>562089073shes forcing it
>>562089440Why would the Chef complain about the seasoning
>>562089440There is a different reaction in locker rooms and bathrooms when its all same-sex. People still can crave their privacy but the severity of their reaction is way more when it involves the opposite sex as an onlooker, which is why coaches for sports are often going to be same-sex, and if not they will be entirely separated from the players.For them to be comfortable with each other's nudity and close proximity through sharing a bath but to have such a violent reaction to sensei can only be that of the opposite sex.
>>562084618Chesy...My beloved...
>>562089748Girls don't like to be reminded they smell. Yeah it may be hot to us but she doesn't want to be reminded she smells like pure BV yeast and probably dried period blood
>>562090090
>>562087252
>>562089839Their reaction wasn't as violent as you're making it out to be. They didn't kick Sensei out, it was more like an annoyed "wait why are you here anyway" kind of thing.
>Fuyu comp requires her to be at least UE40OOF, good thing I checked before spending resources on her
>>562090090God Hina is so small
>>562089980>posting your own artCringe.
The dog got a 3D concert before your favorite students.
>>562087316sex with idun-chan
>>562089967Them being self conscious about it is a sizable amount of the appeal.
>>562090346I don't draw thoI just like Renge
>>562084618Claiming Binah as my futa wife
>>562089014GOOKokona…
>>562090191>making murder faces and throwing incendiary in your direction to make you leaveSure, not violent at all.
Sounds like a lot of cope to twist away from how the story obviously portrays sensei as male
>>562090346wanks his own drawing twice too in the aggie OP
>>562090517Mhm, sure.
>>562075447It's purely unintentional but Hina may as well be a robot protecting Gehenna. Even if she wishes to leave she is just too spineless to do it. All that power yet she has no power to achieve her own wishes. Sad.
>>562089980Cute renge
Akane's vagina...
>>562088671Ah I see, so the elites want fresh meat huh.
>>562090596>she is just too spineless to do itThe issue is that she has too much sense of responsibility to do it
>>562089839>For them to be comfortable with each other's nudity and close proximity through sharing a bath but to have such a violent reaction to sensei can only be that of the opposite sex.Or maybe it's because they've been friends for ages and know each other well. They all completely trust and like each other, being through the entire school dissolvement together. Imagine if your male teacher or coach, who you already don't like too much saw you taking a bath. Would you also, not have a panicked reaction to them seeing you naked ?Anon. I'm gonna reveal my power level a bit and say I USED to be a teenage girl myself. I'm not anymore, and I'll never be again but even when I did sports we never appreciated having an adult in our space. Whether or not she was female or male.I remember in 6th grade this girl got fully naked in front of me in the changing room, but as soon as our teacher came in to check on me she ran to the little stall since she was shy. She didn't care about me but since it was an adult she couldn't trust or knew she got anxious. I still believe in male Sensei above all but it just shows you don't understand what teenage girls are like very much.
>>562090589Just checked but I didn't see any lizard posts in the aggie thread? Was it something else?
I want a new Slumpia raid boss
mari booty
>>562090740The second island won't build itself
>>562085995Anime and Japanese media always were woke, the fact you just discovered anime and adjacent media has gay people, transsexuals, and even black people just shows how much of a tourist you are, but given you're a fuukaposter I'm honestly not surprised
GUYS WATCH OUT DONT MISPELL BLUE AS BLEU IN GOOGLE I GOOGLED BLEU ARCHIVE AND EVERYONE WAS french
Join the 41% and hang yourself
>>562090776I'm a guy but I believe this. /bag/ just has too warped of an idea of what girls are like.
Hey
>>562090772Gehenna was fine before she arrived, it'll be fine if she leaves.
>>562091082What was Gehenna like before she arrived?
Every single interaction that Sensei has with the Students is proof that Sensei is male.
Funny to see the kinds of freaks that come here seething over BA. A bit of a waste of their short remaining life, but it’s not like they could do anything better.
>>562090772That is such a nonsensical and individualistic excuse.It would've been a lot better if she's got some form of attachment with prefect team's members or whatnot but the relationship between the prefect team's members are as acquaintances at best.
>>562090772Sounds like an excuse to not go after what you really want. Weak.
a potential good template
>>562091209The xbox hueg sHanako shirt is hard to explain away too.The only people that pretend it's not obvious are the kind of people that are capable of getting an olympic gold in mental gymnastics - they're not going to be convinced otherwise by any posts here though.
>>562090958>>562091256Why is it always momoiposters who are the worst?
Mobs raping me.
>>562086484She can raise 11 kids without a problemAkane was born to be the perfect housewife
huh? what's up with the seething?what set them off?
Looks like that struck a nerve
>>562091192Well, they were under the Thunder Emperor, so not that good. Let's ignore that for now. It just irks me that you have a school with supposedly hundreds of years of history, but it falls apart if one girl that's been there for a few years decides not to show up. It's ridiculous.
>>562091303It's very sad.
bros?
>Shitting on actual troons is le badYou can always just leaveOr maybe even kys?
https://x.com/yuba10ri/status/2038995925310537762
Nice thread, /bag/gots.
I FUCKING HATE WOMEN GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY /BAG/
>>562091590Unironically, they don't understand her character and only like the memes. They don't read her momos or genuinely like her as a character..
>>562087298That's because Akane is a cow
NOM NOM
next thread will be worse
Why are we even humoring this? Does doodle sensei look female to you?
>>562091974What if I want to talk about Blue Archive instead of hating people
ITS HER
I love women (2D)
>>562091371
>>562079531We can combine them!
>>562092142Fair. I don't know what people have to do with trannies though.
>>562090776My only exposure to the coach-player dynamic for teen girls specifically is secondhand through my younger sister, both from when she was a player and now that she's a coach. Her experience lined up a lot with what my experience was like as a guy, that being general indifference but preferring to stay private from others regardless, my personal bias and having 2 anecdotal data points to extrapolate from wont line up with everyone's experience. Maybe the type of sport also has an impact on how one would perceive it too, its not like im going out of my way to seek out more anecdotal evidence.
>>562092198you cant just post a picture of me anon what the fuck
seia reminder
>>562092160Answer the phone, nigga.
>>562092160Zundamon
what does a nigga have to do here to get a (you)
>>562092537who
>>562092724Both Reisas
>>562092698you already know how this works
>>562092698dozo
>>562075553Pink nipples that are rare. Most people have dark or brown nipples
https://x.com/i/status/2038997687094452653
Fun fact: I have pink nipples
>>562086550I usually assume anything with a halo in BA is female, which is weird when I see people calling the deca prophets male pronouns or Japanese people making parodies where the prophets call themselves 俺
>>562093223Saar...Please control yourself...
Remember that Waka IS a raid boss
>>562093306that's not a fun fact at all
>>562093223there's something so beautiful, sexy and feminine about light pink nips...
>>562093223I can't believe I'm typing this sentence but you made me check my nipples
>>562092842>lust provoking imagesubjectivea normal picture of niyaniya is already lust provoking to me
hi i play every other day instead of daily sometimes every 3 days
>>562093328The thought process is simple>cool robotBoy>cute robotGirl
Goz love
>>562093442made for sensei dick
Fun fact: my wife is super cute.
Did they REALLY need to add 2 mobs discussing about bullet callibers in the middle of the fucking history?
>>562093582But Chesed is a cute ball
>>562083983>maledownvoted
I LOVE MY STUDENTS
>>562091974They’ll definitely do it eventually like the rest of then
>>562093651Chesed is a cute ojou ball that summons an army of cool robo simps to protect her.
>>562093223pink nipples run this thread
>>562093223I just checked. You lie.
c108 will have Sora and Shibaramen bestiality contentI didn't ask for this
https://x.com/i/status/2039009132905390559
Ibuki...
>>562093871Drill hair, Dohohoing, Cheesed student...
Nobody wants to see that shit, bro.
>>562094000You can choose to not look at it
The monkey meltdowns are always funny. The evil lolichud game really broke them.
I did not need to see that
>>562094202https://x.com/LowRes_Sensei_X/status/2038688535876866218
the image slots...
the nipple slots...
>>562094293
>>562094202i feel like iroka wouldnt wear a pencil skirt for longer than a dayshe is so fucking lazy she'd just go with a long skirt, sweat pants or shorts having to fix a pencil skirt all the time is annoying and she wouldn't enjoy dealing with that longer than 5 minutes you know im right
>>562094202Where are her horns?
>>562094469>irokawhat kind of fucking stroke just hit me
It's Katie
now what
>>562094742>377Nice
>>562094742That's Maple, sir
> 377It's an April Fool miracle
it's 376
>>562094520GUH... Iroha licking icecream is extremely erotic
>>562094882Iroha is erotic in general. Eroha, even.
Can we have a RaidBossThread?
>>562094807Maple is from Red Winter, sir
>>562094967it's akane's birthday
HinaMating press
Don’t forget Koyuki’s birthday
FUCK KOYUKI
囧
Don’t forget Beatrice’s birthday
>>562094992I can't get syrup from that one so she doesn't count. The pancakes must flow.
No more meme threads
>>562095212In the BUTT
>>562095212Maybe I will
>>562094293Gogurt time
don't milk your students for sustenanceit's a conflict of interests
More meme threads
>Hiero GA ticket csn now be used on fesSorrh Michiru...
the next thread will be goodi can feel it
MichiruCunnilingus06.png
is there a gear farming planner for normal stages that just lets you manually put the amount of stuff you want and then show you the most efficient way to get it? without putting in specific students like the normal planner
akane bread
Which Student has the best pantyhose?
>>562095639hina, not evne close
>>562095639Rio
>>562095612Yuzutrends
>>562095747>>562095747>>562095747
>>562095639Fubuki
>>562087576This is actually a really good design.
>akane_(blue_archive) bread >No posts found.it's over/bag/ eos
>>562095682hina doesnt even wear pantyhose you fucking nigger you cant even fucking tell the difference between pantyhose and thigh highs you turbo nigger kill yourself
>>562095639Nagisa
>>562095639Moe
>>562095639sexy seia
>>562095639Kaya
>>562082760Cores receive a damage boost debuff when their skills hit other cores. Since you're using Kaede and Rio, you can add other buffers to the team, such as Hare Camp, Aru Dress, or Seia Mizugi.
