Previous: >>562068669>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDMain Story Act 1, Finale Part 1 now AvailableCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Satono Diamond (3*), Mejiro Bright (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Zenno Rob Roy (Speed), SSR Curren Chan (Wit), SSR Marvelous Sunday (Guts), SR Curren Chan (Speed)Current CM: Pisces Cup - Hanshin Turf 3200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/632/03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards03/12 - 04/15 - Paid 3* & SSR Selector available in Carats Shop03/12 - 03/24 - Free Daily 10-Scout03/12 - Flying Run-Up! Story Event03/22 - Satono Diamond (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Marvelous Sunday (SSR)03/23 - First Anniversary Part 303/23 - Agnes Tachyon, Narita Taishin, Narita Brian legends races03/26 - First Anniversary Part 403/26 - Mejiro Bright (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SSR)03/26 - 04/05 - Pisces Cup - Long/Right/Spring/Heavy/3200https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Sakura Bakushin O (3* alt), North Flight (3* alt), SSR Daring Tact, SSR Daring HeartNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/Custom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
>long slopShan't be partaking
>>562087160Curren is kind of cute
>>562087160I HATE CURREN
there's already a thread
>the nauseating urge to bend the knee to become a sweepycuck
next scenario when
I chose not to buy Masterful Gambit or Pressure, so I lost...
>4 threadsincoming janny melty
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>>562087457Resistance is futile
Mambo!
>redditshower[-]
>>562084917Tamamo Cross doesn't end with "O"
Hello and Good night friends!!
>>562087306Huh… Wonder who’s behind this post…
when will sweepy learn to use clock again?can't you just add a 1st place check after race, sweepydev?
>>562087457sweepy doesn't even fucking work"3 is not a valid selection" or some bullshit
Digitan LOVE
Any races?
My idiot son bakushin just lost in the Taiki Shuttle legend raceHow do I make a better Sprint Bakushin to murder Taiki Shuttle? How do you do Sprint MANT?
Digitroon HATE
i need yeppers to finish her event chain in junior year or my hanukkap jobs every mile race
>>562088014>How do you do Sprint MANT?Get Mile A then train more.
>a fucking donut
>Bakureddit
>>562088014You've gotta BAKUSHIN further beyond!
>>562088187Should I try a GUTS deck
What ever happened to the EraUma guy? Did they stop updating?
>>562087292rape shantposters. total dominance over shantroons.
I wish I were Curren Chan
>>562088014Why don't you make a Curren instead
What's sex with Maruzensky like
Have a thinko 'bout this Shinko
>>562088339Then you'll use what skills?
UMANCOUmamusume: Make a New Curren, Oh!
Also is Bakushin better as Front or Pace? She has that Keeping the Lead / Staggering Lead skill...>>562088465What skills should I use?
1 day until Fuji Kiseki!
reminder: curren chan is a certified virgin and is saving herself for a saudi prince.
I lost to clones...
>>562088412>WhorrenShe'll be even worse, instead of racing she'll be taking feet pics to post on her UmaFans account.
>>562088014The way I you do a sprinter in MANT is the same way you do a sprinter in any other scenario, you train then race occasionally. Only do rival races, try to get achievable epithets if possible.
>>562088597im the saudi prince
how do you add more umas to the umalator?i'm using the VF one but want to add more aces in, it just says Uma 1 and 2https://kachi-dev.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/or do you guys use other ones?
>failed a 1% trainingI'm so fucking sick of this game
>>562088648you are brown
>>562088626Curren Feet...
Good morningSlept long, but it was one of those 50 dreams in one night so you wake up tiredWell nothing a breakfast can't fix!
>>562088014I made Sprint Maru to farm her. Late start on the corner here the track isn't the same as sprint CM where it start at final straight.
>have 6 sparks long>have 6 sparks end closer>still decided to S both pace and mediumI hate you goldship sm
>feeling confident because I have two S-rank Umas to help me, plus A+ Umas with track-relevant skills>S-ranks barely eak out third, while the A+ perform just as wellWhy is my overall performance identical to my A teams in previous CMs?Can I use URA to produce a new team, or am I stuck with MANT? I want to create a dedicated debuffer, and a new ace.
>>562088454
the roommatches for the next medium CM is daunting to play with late surgers. it's all christmas oguri and front runners i run dober and grass wonder and the chance to win is extremely miniscule. only grass wonder can afford to get NSM since she has On your left already. but that's apparently not enough to beat niggas who rolled for christmas oguri
>>562088607Fuku what are you doing there
>>562088773Because this CM S+ is the new A+
>>562088607your team might as well be cloned
>>562088861>"oshi gaymen play who you like bro :)">your favourite umas are aids to play for the next four months, you've picked a strategy that halves your winratewhen are evolution skills coming
>>562088773Psst, the word is 'eke'
>>562088648If you use the VF gaslight simulator you should ask at the VFcord for support
This woman delivered me the sex she owed me
>>562087160Happy birthday!
Cygenerous!
>>562087160KAWAII
>>562088648What's the need for more than 2 honses? I use that one also since I just need it for stamina check anyway
give me the chocolate bobo
>>562088735curren wears her socks for a week straight to cultivate the smell and increase their price on fetish grey markets
>>562089329is princess a good speed card?
*gives you 30 energy and playtime's over!*
>>562089126My oshis? XOguri and VBobo.
>>562089525Nooo…
Am I cooked, chat?
>>562089329>over 800 speed by end of first summer>3 speed cardsanon...
Why couldn't I just get 1200 speedand Long Sand Straightaway Spurtand Daring Strikeand
>>562089329you had a speed collar for her to wear, right?
Should I wait for Power Daiwa before start training pace XOguri?
>>562089301>>562089445to simulate more conditions? for example 2 aces+a debuffer?anyways if you guys use other simulators let me knowits infuriating theres like 4 uma simulators floating around seemingly maintained by different people, cant these fucks make up their minds
>>562089608>lateYou goofed up
>>562089070May you tell me how matchmaking works?If I go all out and try to make a SS Uma, would that raise my odds of winning? Or could I be sneaky and make a B Uma with great skills?>>562089143Thanks.
>>562089608gwochacjo making mile meico zoto
UMAPYOI?YOOOOSH, IKUYOOOOOO!*gets pregnant during her peak*
>>562089625Damn, how can hags even compete
>>562089329>3 speed cards on a 15% bonus uma
>>562089728you dont need another uma to simulate debuff, just add debuff skill on existing uma to gauge the other one. the simulator ignores positioning requirement
oguri a dirty bitch
>>562089905holy
>>562089754Don't quote me on this but as I understand it, matchmaking is completely random for the first 2 stages, only in the finals is your grade/winrate(?) taken into account.
>>562089754matchmaking is random
>>562089523Could've been worseHas a reliable center stage which makes the spark show up more frequently>>562089817 >>562089645*chu*
>>562089754It's random
>>562089126i feel like it's the beginning of new (soulless) era of christmas oguri and vbourbon. i will still fight with late surgers and endclosers tho, all CMs i won are with them|evolution should come during grandlive if they bother to fast track anniversary 5 month earlier than schedule like they did for unity
>>562089754You make the best umas you can. There is no hidden matchmaking. You fucked up with A+ umas.
Apparently the April Fools collab even has a special site and goodshttps://makibao.umamusume.jp
are we still talking about im@s
>max out Riko, Tazuna, Super Creek or RiceWhich one bros?>Inb4 Harikite ikkouAlready maxed
>>562089781Maya wouldn't say this
>>562088861Sirius Wit soon
>>562090282Fuck off with your culture war bullshit this thread is about horse girls you worthless nigger
Is ELO a gaslight?
Curren is lucky my hagwife can farm her shards, I wouldn't have done it otherwise
>>562089126>Halves my win rateSo if i played fronts and ends this cm I'd have 160% wr?
>>562090543Winrate elo is the gaslightIt's SPENDING elo
>>562089760WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT HUH??? DOES IT LOOK LIKE SHE HAS AN APTITUDE FOR RUNNING MILES? ARE YOU DENSE OR SOMETHING???? TYPICAL NEIGHER BEHAVIOR I TELL YOU. FAGGOT
>bwo you HAVE to pull on Tachyon speed she's the next OP card!>bwo you HAVE to pull on Light Hello she's MANDATORY!hmmm noStill using KitasanStill maining ends
>>562090543What's that? Extra long orgasm? I orgasm pretty quick.
>>562090640This is real
kek wit is such a meme stat
>>562090634this. its not based on winrate but cards
>>562090640Tokino Minoru?!
>>562090640https://files.catbox.moe/ydqo3y.mp4
>>562085540>>562085430>>562085412>>562085360Sucks game didnt cooperate with me
>>562089946>>562089962>>562090040>>562090114Back to the MANT mines, I suppose.I don't care much about CMs, but at the same time I hate seeing "Lose" over and over again when I only want to claim my carats so I can get new cute girls and one of the few consistently good support cards.I love & hate this game so much.
Front Runner is a valid style
I want to dress up Stego in ill fitting frilly dresses
Would it be insane to try and max speed on 1 speed card on a 20% speed growth Uma?
>>562090916Fronts are the most rapeable style
>>562090698>Still maining endsAre you planning on pulling wit Mr. C.B.?
>Pre-debut charming from Anshinzawa >Pre-debut fast learner from Digitan's lucid daydreaming eventThis run is about to be cancer I just know it
>>562090987nyo, it's normal. granted you're bringing 4 wit
>Forcing me to chooseAieeee>>562091059light some incense and pray to whatever deity be it your jakartan devil or Our Lord and Savior
>>562090916this is probably the last time I bothered with fronts.
>haha light hello is an old undesirable hag way past her prime>26 years old
Are we training the CM12 aces on the mile/med/long schedule?or just mile/mediums to not die on the kikuka and spring tenno
What different phrases would a Daiwa Scarlett plush doll say if you squeezed her?
>>562090661Doto wouldn't say this
>April fools>regular ass Uma>then sakura chitose oWhyLike bitch is barely even in the game she has what, a 2*?
I just learned Tosen Jordan's career has a body swap skit with Bakushin.Holy fuck I'm so hard right now.
>>562087160>Curren and her trainer met each other when she was a child crying because she got lostMarked beyond belief
>>562091496you can't be this stupid anon...
>>562091534who marked who?
>>562091487>Aaaah MOU!
Why is Light O like this?
>use cheat engine to speed up the game>finish MANT career in less than 30 minutesThis game has too many loading screens, transitions, and random events
>>562091487ichiban
>>562091826she looks like オオ = Oオ = O = King
I should take Lady path if not training for long right?Or should I try my luck with Tenno Sho Spring?
>>562091704I am but I do get it but also she's not even cute
>>562091534Demonic trap
>>562091018Nope, already have SSR Ayabe for daring strike and sweepy for spurt.
Say kawaii kawaii Curren Chan!!!!!
>>562091826She's retarded (charm point)
>>562091996YES BUT WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO GO OUT OF HER WAY TO DO THAT INSTEAD OF JUST DOING AN 0 LIKE EVERYONE ELSEWHY MUST SHE ALWAYS BE IN STRAIGHT LINES
>>562092183>WHY MUST SHE ALWAYS BE STRAIGHTshe HATES the gays
tei O
are you ready
>>562091728Curren remembered the moment she saw torena. Torena didn't, then she started her demonic schemes and manipulation while getting away with it
>>562091996oh that’s pretty funnycute autist
>>562092501
>>562092504YES. I'm pulling for Fuji even if I have to go to pity.
FUCKING NISHINO FLOWER STOLE MY CURREN SHARDS!!!!
>>562092016but she fits with the O in her name so who cares>>562092183Ibis Summer Dash is a straight lineShe is bad at "curvy" things
>>562092682Teehee~
>>562091826>>562092135why does she have a down arrow in her hair?
>>562092682THE RAPED
>>562092682
So team sirius can ONLY rainbow after you unlock the date and after the final date?
>>562092682What happens if you lose this?You don't get the shards?
Woah
>>562092760that's just free space between her hair and her tail
>Forget to do legend races thriceShould i join Rebricked?
>>562090640ears too short
>>562092858Explode
Why isn't tamtam in the retarded looking horse april fools collab?
>>562092848you get less shards
>>562093054She doesn't have オ in her name
>Finally get a 5 stack in a run>But she already failed a 4% training before and I had to waste an infirmary turn>Dirt also didn't even get to B let alone A>But also Creek and Almond Eye also no showedI wish I had still had 15 borrows daily because I would've quit this run on the first training failure.
I want to have sex with teio…
>>562093162this isn't the jp thread
>>562092682sis its like 3 statues per shart you have 1.5k at this point right
>>562092843is can randomly gain buff when you train with it too
>>562093315woaw I don't see anything like that in gametorathanks dotofriend
>stackedlol
>*Steals your mile wins*
>>562093162>those skill pointsliterally how many skills do jp umas have? are good skills gonna cost like 1000s of skill points later or something?
finalcornerbros we are so back
>>562093394what the FUCK is jp doing to their horses damn>>562093423like 7k iirc, but that IS around 1 or 2 scenarios ago
>>562093419Wife...
>>562093419why is this roastie so strong
>>562093423The worst part is that it's not even good. Also my highest, and I haven't even hit US yet, is 58 skills.
>>562093495nahtoo deep
>>562093495Is it her time?
>>562093273I don't have curren so I can't use statues.Every shard I miss is an extra day of daily legend races, and there are a few other umas I want in batch 2.
What's up with this vague new 1 day star piece event? Do I need to run with the girl I want pieces for, is there a checklist of races you need to beat to earn stars, ect?
>>562093495no we arent. final corner uniques are permanently dead. hope you rolled for mummy creek.
>creeknigger doesnt finish her chain1180+bofa is enough right gwos
>>562093495retard
allow us to introduce ourselves
>>562088718>Failed a training that specifically told you that you can fail itWhat, do you think you're the special little boy that the rules don't apply to? Stop clicking 1% fail rate if you're going to throw a tantrum the 1% of the time you get a bad result.
>>562093920is enough but now RNG will fuck you more for only 1 gold
>>562093786you beat the tatsukkkkkkmiya kinen (the sprint G1 in spring) for a c*rren pieceif you dont care about curren just ignore it
>>562093945me and who
>>562093920*bofa procs 30cms after the gate opens on your finals race*
>>562093834wtf, so my dober is useless? why the fuck did I roll for her then?
>>562094028>do you think you're the special little boyyes. hmph !
>>562093495I bring 2 dominators and what else?
>>562090778Yeah who needs skills to trigger or faster speed for the majority of the race or unique buffs for things like downhill efficiency and avoiding rushed
>>562094198Me on the right
I got a crystal and a SSR selector. What do I do here?
>>562094401you're so stunning
>>562094248uhhh gwo we rolled for dober to show our solidarity with women's rights activists not because shes actually good...
>>562094473Fine Motion and Kitasan MLB. Easiest decision ever
>>562094348another dominator
>>562093834This is about the next CM? Mummy is good there?
>>562094248Dober ult doesn't fire at final corner
>>562094248just 50 cms until she's the universal late surger ss++ parent bvvo
>>5620941741 curren piece? Is it at least repeatable? No wonder they didn't advertise this one, actually nothing.
as the club's top earner I'm setting a bad example...
>>5620948265+2 each day
>>562094248don't worry qwo... dober is going to be a god tier parent.... any second now....
hehe you guys are DONE FOR when i get my hands on sweepy and her gold intense gaze (applicable on all distances)
>>562094248dober stans should just roll for the camping skinrolling for parents is and always will be a meme
I'm planning for building ooniges once MANT is over but are there even cards to roll for besides Maruzen Speed and Wit bourbon for fronts/Oonige beyond that? With Ramonu and Tachyon/Kita it seems like you still have 2 slots for flex cards but i can't seem to find more specialist meta cards for fronts until way later
>>562093920I'd rather take 3 white recoveries than BOFA desu, that shit is so inconsistent
>>562094473probably Kita and FM to mlb
Which Golshi is stronger
>>562095070The rape score is the same for both
I love when people draw this scene because they give her all kinds of baffled faces and it's incredibly cute. Bonus points if they draw the laugh afterward.
>>562095370>Iron Willlmao
>>562095116Speed Xmas Mayano has Restless
>>5620953702nd one has more POW (the muscle stat) and thus is stronger
>>56209439070% is enough.
>>562094390>avoiding rushed
>>562095558its 70%*14
>>562095490>have her at lb0>only rerun is with GL scenario card late in the scenarioi am fucked
>>562095370>Iron Willwhy?Radiant is right there if you have no better things to buy
>>562095748Only 1 skill actually matters and 70% is enough.
>>562091826She's making the katakana for O
Cygenerous.
>>562095052>Target: All enemies within the field of viewStupid brat, I'll just debuff her vision
>>562095370Left. Long S is needed.
I will NOT roll for anything until Summer Golshi/Mcfatwe're done
>Mile C umaRun them on miles anyway or embrace the unfairness of MANT and do mediums/longs only?
>>562095998Boobies.
>G1 turn>cant resist clicking training button>see the huge ass wit training rainbowi need to stop doing this to myself
>>562095998She's so incredibly sexy
>>562095923genius
>>562095370Left looks nice except for power but those skills really are lacking + you had double circle on miles. I'll go with right despite the non-S since you have +120 in there anyway
>>562092183Because she's an idiot.
>>562096181To be fair if it's super massive, like a triple wit rainbow and you have spare megaphones, and it's a G1 you don't need to do (Victoria Mile in Triple Crown route) then go for it
>>562096112use grandparent pinks to push Mile up. Trying to get more than a mediocre uma without running miles is very hard
I've completely missed every single discussion about NTR and Fuku.I wanna ask if either of those produce better highroll results compared to Kitasan
>>562096108>Summer Golshipeople have stopped respecting debuffers after like CM3
>>562096331it was japan cup and I was at 0 energy so it would had not worked at all anyway
>>562096181>+80 stats towards attributes you want & 1/4th towards a facility level, or random G1 giving you +15 stats to a random attribute and +1 trash hintGuess I'll take the Queen Elizabeth clear
>>562096393Fuku is for highrolling since her specialty priority is 0. If you don't want to risk not capping speed go with NTR.I'm Fukulet and NTRlet though so take my advice with a grain of salt
>>562096529i'm rolling because she sexoin all honesty im probably not using her aside from TT farm
>>562096393>highrollYes. Topro has stronger rainbows and fuku is like half a rainbow on anything.
Hi guys can I get some Matikanefukukitaru sound webms?
>>562096615>80 statswoah sonwe are talking about wit here
having to use the same deck for every uma in this scenario is cancer, having to rely on inheritance RNG or rival RNG for skills is fucking awful>run going super well>instantly goes into the dumpster because somehow none of the 10,000 sparks worth of straightaway spurt activatedxdd
I should have rolled for fuku what the fuck is this
Ok what does Fast Learner actually DO in MANT? Because I don't feel like I'm getting new skills or even more hint levels over not getting it
sloprunnerslopchaserslopsurgerslopcloser
Hopefully April fools is something cool and not something gay like a fake age verification prompt.
NN wit is a shit cardfuck all gaslighters
>>562096746>i'm rolling because she sexodisregard what i said then.
>>56209683210% discount on skills, same as in every other scenario
>>562096832Fast Learner has always made skills cheaper. That's all it does. The cost of all skills is discounted by like 10%.
>>562096832anon?Fast Learner is skill discount
>>562096838sloprunnerslopleaderslopteenerslopchaser
>>562096929>>562096981oh well that's different, I was wondering why sometimes skills seemed to just randomly cost less in some runsThe game never worded very well what it does
>>562096823Don't forget the +30 stats you get off her event chain once every 50 careers
>>562096663is there a compilation of the umarabis?
>>562096817it was worse to get spurt in unity unless you gimped your trainings by taking sweepy (who still has RNG) or hishiama who needed the right hint to proc
>>562097061>+30Anon...
slopchuba between her tits
>>562096108uuuhhhh bwo your nishino flower roll???
>>562096817You can feel the better inspiration rates now that real MANT parents are out though.
At what rank does Team Sirius become good? I can't afford MLB
>look at GL decks>it's all just speed/wit>only long maybe takes SuperCreekare guts and power cards just etenally shafted?
Stego is a cellistOrfevre is a ViolistFenomeno plays BassDream Journey and Nakayma play ViolinGoldship plays the Tuba.
>>562095707what the fuck is wrong with her face
>>562097453asian girls use these freakish filters, I'll never understand why
>>562097357nyes
>the shop when I save hammers
>>562097357p*wer doesn't become a staple until tamachud's card
>Urara in MANTI'm tired boss
>>562097357Guts cards don't have good skills You run at most 1 pow card for the skills
King raped me but no one believes me
>>562097357The problem with Guts is more that unless your uma's stat is specifically designed to take advantage of it like Tinyshin, it will never be as useful.
>>562097547Forever Young mogs all other wit cards right?
flower raped me but no one believes me
>>562097553last shop odds are skewed towards hammers and light sticks, it's been confirmed
>>562097119the sweep speed SSR helped me create several platinum gold ships, I prefer that since it usually fires right at the beginning of a career so I know right away whether I need to reset or not. in trackblazer you have to play all the way through either one or both inheritances before you know if you're fucked or not which is a substantially larger waste of time
>>562097453eyelid filler + 6 gorillion filters
>>562097709Her mother does because she bitched at her on the phone about how she's a bad rapist
>>562097784I'm sorry to hear that. It's truly a shame that trainers are considered second class citizens and don't receive the respect we deserve
>use up my remaining CM run now just to see what different timezones is like>lobby still filled with A+ shittersIf you're in this thread and lose B finals you should actually feel ashamed.
500th fast learner run, will we get medium S in 3 turns?
You might call them meta, but they are actually my Team Trial umas.
I'm sick of free 1-pullswhen do we get free 10-pulls again
This is my CM 12 Ace
>>562097693I ran her oncenever again
>>562098050Tachyon gives us 100
no curren stars for me I guess
>>562097084Yes, here you go:https://mega.nz/folder/Au10FJBL#ifquZCBkg2UkxVpc8GFtVw
>>562098050
>>562097547You know I keep seeing this posted and I don't understand why Duramente is called Generic when she's not, she's hyper foucsed on End and she's quite literally only useful stat wise (because of her skill point bonus and how she functionally works even at 0*) if you're not running end. There's a reason why people still prefer to run Shakur over her right now.
>>562098047>finally get spooked by eishin flash>it's her valentine alt with her chungus cleavage covered upwhy would they do this
HOLY SHIT IT ACTUALLY HAPPENEDLET'S GOOOnow to not throw
>>562098179the currency in this game is the most overpriced shit in the world. combined with the abysmal spark system, cygames will never get a dollar out of me.
>>562098176Thanks
>>562097357deck in grandlive seems very fixed? tachyon, kitasan, light hello, fine motion. that's already 4 slots unchanged, u borrow 1 more, leaving 1 actual free slotso what will be the difference between builds in grandlive? shit ass high and low roll like unity?
>>562097774>4 dirt skills or 2 generic skills>skill point bonus 2Yeah kinda
I'm just gonna pick up the rolls and shards in the trainer aptitude
>>562098260what are your plans to beat the XOguri menace with her?
Uma Slopume Sloppy derby
>>562098649sounds like uma blowjobs
>>562098329Because you are poor and I have disposable income. Who cares if they're expensive? I can afford them.
>>562097774Yeah. You should not pull any wit cards because they'll be mogged when forever young drops in 3 years
>>562098565The plan is VERY simpleWe ball.
>>562098741ok
I wish horses were real
>>562098329>baby asking for gibs couldn't pick a cheaper hobbykwab
>>562098741
Did en get free carats and a donut
>>562098741Don't get too uppity now, Marie Antoinette.
>>562098741zamn...
>>562098857You wouldn't believe it.
>>562098741Buhigod
I would be more impressed if whales spent their money on merch
Average carat buyer:
>do race>11th>retry>1stwhen you're brocked...
You geezers should be calling them peers, not hags
>>562099229shut the FUCK up tamachud
>>562099229Maruzensky would still be like 10 years older than me
How do people reach 1k stamina with just creek and no stamina sparks?What the fuck
>>562099332hey...
>>562099310t-t-thanks curren chan...
if there ever were to be umamusume 2my biggest change as lead chud of game development would be to make each race distance simulation more accurate to the actual racessprinters actually sprint straight out of the gatelong distance races actually fight over the paceumas are now allowed to make contact too
>>562099383use stamina weights if I'm already capped on speed and high enough in power
>>562097975All the A+ shitters (Unity) are pushing the S+ shitters (MANT) into Group A.Some of those teams are gonna struggle to get a single win in Group A Round 2, so it's possible they won't make it to the finals.
>>562099441nobody wants to see their oshi get elbowed in the face
>>562099551speak for yourself
OHAYOHORSE, MY NEIGHAS!https://snep.pw/uma/umayonhttps://static.snep.pw/video/yon/ep10.mp4https://static.snep.pw/video/yon/ep08.mp4>>562068709Peak Teio post
didnt know this HAG was so dominant
I love natieI love fukuI love machitanand I don't care if it makes me reddit or twitter or cringe!!!!!!
What an excellent first shop!
>>562099229They're prunes, Tama, not pears.
>>562099672Woah, that is OUR word ningen, you can't say that!
>>562090543what's wrong with ELOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up4WjdabA2c
>>562099871Oguri you need to STOP talking to Rudolf
Gold City feet in my mouth
Fuji, as in mountain.
oissunew month, new quota!
>>562099938Which umas would say this in public but tell us to call her a filthy neigha lover in bed?
>>562099672Sometimes I get really bad headaches and my cum turns a bit green
>>562090543you mean does it exist as a mechanic for CMs? No, I don't think so.
I LOVE MAAAAAANT!!!!!
What the fuck happened to you
>>562100081Fuji, as in sex.
>>562090916the purpose of a race is to go fastwhy would I want to be in the back with the losers
>>562100204gassed
>>562100204Read what her unique does
>>562100204just turbo things
I just wish it didn't play like 3 animations every time I press a button.
Tactical Tweak is so fucking pissdog
>>562091487her HUMPH
support cards being able to not finish their chains is an absolutely diabolical design choice, man
this or Arima Kinen?
>>562100385it was less of an issue when you didnt race every turn
McQueef must have scared everyone off because I've never seen this side empty before.
>42 racesThis is actually a disgusting high roll. How do people even do this? This guy probably had like 10 turns of training and all of those were 6 uma rainbows or something.
sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sadwasted my 2 whistles at round 1 because I thought I needed a wit rainbow even though I just needed to click wit once and then amulet for rest I'm so stupidterrible stam anyway and I didn't get maestro creek didn't show up for a summer so it's okay...no kita either
>>562100529Yeah if they fixed that and made the S aptitudes able to be inherited from the start the game would be significantly more fun.
>>562097357p*wer cards are a complete meme until tamamo cross
>run late>>562100639how the fuck did he get wit that high
>>562100540arima kinen is part of at least 4 golden epitets
Urara...
>>562100540You used the megaphone therefore you train, sunk cost fallacy
I can make SS Runk now but how do I make Ug
>>562097547>>562098189I've seen this version posted as well, which I think was made by an anon here.
>>562100529You rike?That only got fixed in JP last month.
>>562100880>I think was made by an anon here>/uma/ is at the very topoops
>>562095998Kita negra tiene mas colores del Ñublense que del Colo
>>562100893explain further
>>562087160HBD Curren! Me on the left (terminally autistic)
I was transported to open league
>>562100893They've actually changed it so that support cards always finish their chains now?
>>562100676>>562100893it’s fuckin killing me man, finemo completed her chain in 1 out of my 5 last runs and she gave me p2p in that one
anon, you were far happier when you didn't have meta cards and accepted your aces were heading to B finals. So I'm going to reset your account in to a brand new one.Keep on dreaming anon.
How much speed debuff is C and B in distance?
>>562101201-20% and -10% iirc
>>562100817I understand why cygames had to make Urara retarded because she never won a race professionally, but boy, it seems cruel and I feel bad for her, she's the most hopeless character. At least with Bakushin you can believe she can take some academic wins, given her position
>>562101189that really doesn't change anything about trackblazer being ass 80% of the timewho the fuck thought of this shit?yeah it's easy with oguri or maruzen, but some umas are completely fucked over if not unuseable what the fuck was the thought process behind this scenario?
>>562094473fine and kitahow is that a question
Sinc ethis CM is a bust, give me the rundown on the next CM and what do I need to make Digi-tan work.
Are they going to give us more than Free Test or what?
>>562101460inherit pump and moving past, rest is whatever
>>562089126dia raped me
>>562101347We must kill the three goddesses for this cruelty
>>562100781He posted on twitter that he ran 12 wit sparks and 6 power sparks.
>>562101394>yeah it's easy with oguri or maruzen, but some umas are completely fucked over if not unuseablevery, very few umas are egregiously disadvantaged. Curren Chan probably has the worst time, since you need 7 Mile sparks to get her to A, but the vast majority of umas can flourish in MANT.
>>562101189Thank you, Anon: Dispenser of Happiness
>>562101596then how the fuck did he get stam that high?
>uma JP did a collab with Makibao>Tamamo, the horse it was based in, isn't part of the collabare they retarded
I'm glad I rolled for Tamamo
>>562101762i got her 2 times uninvited
>>562101394I'm fairly certain I've seen someone hit a UG Urara in MANT with gutsmaxxing and turf mutating
Is there any reason to run Daiwa Scarlet SR wit instead of Agnes Tachyon SR wit in MANT? Does a jump from 53 to 58 RB really matter?
>>562093419With the way she's been owning me she should change her name to Seeking The Clocks or Seeking The Cock (because I've been getting RAPED)
>>562101756that collab already happened 5 years ago
>>562101610it is still assmutating fucks with your rolls for the distance spark you actually wantlot of uma uniques are garbage outside of their preferred distanceyou know umas that weer always bad at racing? well now they are even worse, like ryan
>>562101756it's april fools and the joke is that it's all the "o" girls
make a training room i need to test this one
>>562101723The thing as people getting 1k stamina without stamina cards and sparkspure luck
>>562101867Daiwa is only slightly better, but I'd say Tachy makes up for it anyway with her SP bonus. So with the 5 extra RB she's 100% better. In total you're looking at maybe 100 or so extra SP granted you're using hammers on G1s as well
Ok but when am I going to get good RB on cards I would actually want to use normally?
>>562101723NTA but Ikuno gives you a lot of stamina for a guts card. Not sure about Chiyo though, I never used her
>>562101997Why can't you make it yourself?
>>562101756What do you mean, she's right there in the middle, short and white haired.
>>562101347>Teenager is smarter than little girlIt do be like that
>>562101997if you don't have groundwork you can forget about her since she doesn't have TTL
>>562100893>>562101023>>562101136>>562101186No idea if it actually makes a noticeable difference, but they increased the rates for support chain events and also the date start event for Pal/Group cards (still need orange bond).
>>562100893me when I lie
>>562102035Well..
>>562102035That's the best part anon, by the time Speed Tachyon comes out, we won't be running MANT anymore anyway!
>>562101982Teio is Tei O?
>>562101997287795952877959528779595Leave Maruzensky to me.
>>562102206They need to add this to global at the same time.
>>562101347i like it when other characters wearing urara's outfit, it's cuteespecially the serious cool types
>>562099229>geezersSpeak for yourself, I'm only 24. Almost every Uma currently is older than even the thought of my existence. Will change when we get more Uma's that are in JP but not any time soon.
can we manipulate the event borrows? i dont het a good long parent
I ACCIDENTALLY HIT NEXT INSTEAD OF CLOCKING THE OKA SHO BECAUSE I GOT MEDIUM S AND WAS EXCITED UFCKFU FKFCUFKUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK WHYYYY MY SHIT IS VFUFCKING CURSED
Punishment for failing me in CMUmas are put into the slide
>>562102389
>run is bricked because I can't get Sirius training to start halfway into Junior yearwho the FUCK thought this was a good idea?
>>562101347Urara's career feels like you're taking care of a Make A Wish kid
>>562102515retarf
Curren Cute
>>562102312i thought vega is supposed to be shit?>>562102180how does she get ground?
>>562102663legit fucking brickde I placed third in eeded IFJIIRST 2ND FOR THE SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOP I'M NOT RACING 4 IN A ROW WITH NO HEALING ITEMSSS
>>562102027I see what you mean. In some runs maxing the friendship of wit cards proves to be a fucking pain (sometimes LB3 FM just doesn't get there) so I was thinking maybe to bite bullet and pick Daiwa for faster and better wit buttons and more consistent runs. But thinking it deeply, I'm also running Marvelous SSR welfare and Fukukitaru as borrow, 2 cards which you don't need max friendship, that gives more relief to the other supports so Tachyon should be the pick
>>562102609If you're using WitGOD's guide then the answer is objectively him, he thought it's a good idea
>retarfHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA RETARD
>>562102206this really makes no difference nowadays, agemasen supports stopped being released after first anniversary and friend cards can already appear after first training with them onceobviously it's good for us if it came out right now but otherwise it's the cygames classic of releasing an important update 4 years later
>>562100540Thats a though one.Assuming you didnt flub the triple crown, the arima will give you +15 to 3 random stats + 50 or skill points (I dont remember how much SP you get from races), 100 shop coins, a chance for new items to appear in the shop, and a chance at a skill hint for besting the rival. It will also cost you 20 energy.I say, it comes down to your inventory, how bad do you need the shop coins and how prepared are you for Summer?
>>562102609dudes here will pick the highest highroll gamble deck they can find then complain they lost the gamble
PLEASE GIVE ME A SINGLE CUPCAKE I BEG YOU
I thought the CB WIT card was only useful for End Closers so I was gonna skip it cause I'm a Late Surger main, do I actually need it? I was gonna save for Speed Tachyon
>>562100540You can still race Arima Kinen in senior
>>562101997Your S.Maru is never going to make it. You need to borrow Kitasan's Victory Cheer if you want a shot at winning. Even if you stay 1st place you have no accel and will die.>>562102779Vega is awful because her unique almost never works, but this is Longslop. Whoever gets Nimble/NSM + Spurt wins.You get Groundworks from Smart Falcon power card or inherit. You might as well just borrow the Smart Falcon card since it gives you Prudent Positioning / Center Stage anyway.
>>562103115You need to race it twice for all the epiteths
>>562103032MANT is unfortunately a giga gamble scenario, it runs on luck way more than unity and ura did because of the shop so you might as well go all inI have seen past step 1 of Fuku's chain a total of 3 times in all my runs, she always fails fucking step 1
>>562103061here you go bwo
why is my trainee getting race fatigue when I'm only doing two in a row? she doesn't have a condition or anything
>>562103221I ate this, thus it is no longer available
>>562103089use gametora and see what the card doesit gives spurt and the gold is daring strike, who can use thede skills?
>>5621032910 energy
>>562103291You're racing at 0 energy
Just lost to this by 3 lengths
>tfw you always feel the need to just keep 3 master hammers in reverse in case rng fucks you the ENTIRE run and you have none to use in the finals>they show up for finals anyway and you wasted points you could've gotten earlier>>562103291You raced at 0 energy, I'm guessing.
>>562103291Your energy is at cero you abusive fuck.
83521094CM 12 lobby
>>562103330>>562103357aww shit. they thought of everything.
>>562103313Okay yeah its just End Closer skills so why were people saying its a good generic? Clearly its not
>>562103089CB wit is an end closer specialized card, if you don't play end closers you skip that banner and be done with it. Interestingly enough, she gets a re-run alongside Super Creek later on, so if you don't have creek that banner might be actually good to take since banners with 2 actual good meta cards are a rarity
>>562103359F like boomers say>>562103195You don't need to go full retard just because the scenario has a bit of RNG, but uf gambling is fun for you then it's alright
>>562103419>good genericLiterally no one said that. If you are an Endfag, you get CB card. If you aren't you skip.
>>562102725It’s true!
>>562103415good thing is that racing at 0 energy is a much smaller chance to get something bad compared to 3 in a row
I would rape Curren.
>>562103413aids lobby holy fuck
>>562102502pls reply
>lil bro thinks he could physically overpower any umalol lmao even
AYABE MY BELOVED
>>562103419Ramonu is the generic one. You go Ramonu + Bourbon/Finemo/Nattie/CB depending on the style
>>562103125> Victory Cheer>veeeeeeeeery slightly
>>562103419Only retards would say that, the generalist good wit card has always been Ramonu. Tachyon is good if you run paces and medium races, you still need light hello and we will get free rolls so you can make your choice there, if you have KSB MLBd and want to F2Pmaxx you can borrow her and wait for Pasa speed, by the end of this year we will start getting god tier cards back to back so you better save some carrots and avoid getting gaslit.
>>562103413Both Oguris managed to fail their unique37255059
>>562103125>Vega is awful because her unique almost never workswhy do you niggers always say thisit ALWAYS procsand the best use case is on longs, which is why it's strong and sucks other places
>>562103797>no victory cheer>absolutely fucking nothinggee i wonder which one wins! not like you've had like, two weeks to test it or anything.
Will you roll on this banner?
>>562103125funnily enough I've had races where my smaru whiffed cheer and fucking ran down the lobby anyways
>>562104047I already got my Creek so no.
Endfags are gamblersFrontfags are no-life nerds and sweepy usersI read in Robinson Crusoe that you need to embrace the middle station of life and avoid the extremes, pacechads and latechads are the most suited to achieve happiness in their lives
>>562101997>No long S>no TTL>No groundwork but took cope Focus>No Victory Cheer>Second Wind (does nothing)try againDon't get solo dodging dangerBorrow some high groundwork spark parent
>>562104159I'm a frontfag that does 1 run a dayI simply use my lb1 falco or borrow a bukshin guts
>>562103995dont carezero efford and went 3/5 3/5 3/5 yesterday with endsoguri game
>>562104047By this banner arrive I probably have like 4 selectors and could just brute force to MLB Creek
>>562103892ResultsLast one 64283414
>>562104276What about Maruzensky and CB?
>>562104248>went 3/5 3/5 3/5 yesterdayWho's gonna tell him...?
>>562104047No, the next support I'm rolling for is wit Ramonu
>>562104192> Borrow some high groundwork spark parenthow does this workgreen 3 star vbourbon?
>>5620999382bad it's mine now as well, dirty neigha!>>562100094Spe
>>562104159Latefagging is the most miserable high stakes gambling style, even more than end closers. Pace chuds are the most privileged baby mode style the game is tailored for them.
>>562104248>3/5 3/5 3/5Oh bro...You are so fucked in day 3. Anyone with SS Umas were going 90% WR.
>>562103891I'm trying to save up my carats for Light Hello mostly, Tachyon would just be a bonus. I should be fine as long as no must-have Trainees block my path
>>562104047I have creek 0LB since she's not needed outside of long for a long time and preferred to roll my account for FM. But I know she will be mandatory in medium races later on so waiting for that banner looks good to me despite not running End closers aside of Goldshi and Hishiama. It's a strong banner, similar to the FM + Maru one
>>562104356I need Grass to look at my penis like that
I'm about to try MANT, what am I in for?Decks? Uma? Thoughts?
>>562104607Hell, and one hour of your time wasted.
>>562102609The run isn't bricked. Stop being a brainlet and move the late September training onto late january
>>562104607FunMight take 3 or so runs before you start getting it
HOW DO I CHANGE EVENT PARENTS REEEEEEE REPLYYYYYY
>>562104293Results
How it feels to be F2P during CMs
>>562100803I see two in the list and it's optional for both.
>playtime's over gets inherited>uma stan AND groundwork from unrelated events>only get four white sparks (they're all shit):(
>>562104607Racing. Anything with at least 50RB. Oguri. None.
>>562104461didnt aim for plat anyway fuck longslop
>>562100094I don't think raceplay works when human women can just randomly give birth to umas. It makes them more like a mutation than a different species entirely.
>>562104448Pacechads are highly intellectual since they don't need to grind through parent runs looking for specific sparks and can enjoy their free time nurturing their minds in other activities
https://youtu.be/W8dXOz_XZL8?t=240Uma for this depressing feel?
surely no one fell for the "Ramonu is enough to cap wit bro" gaslight right? you didn't skip FM right?
>>562104916Begone with your paceaganda. Lates and Ends are the patricians choice
Do I dare to free her?
>>562104047yea
>>562104916Your Head-On gwo???
>>562104975I have her almost MLB'd through free selectors, FM account rollers keep winning
>>562104720I don't even understand that tab
>>562104607Very confusing at first but you'll get itI recommend playing it like URA except you race to buy items and gain stats and from epithetsTry a mile-medium uma and better if she has longI think its fun but exhaustingDeck is 2 spd 2 wit and then 2 flex depending on what youre running. Race bonus 50 minimum
We already know /uma/ is a Late Surger colony
>>562105025Never, she stays in gay baby jail
I just had a MANT run where I didn't have to use a single clock onceSSR fuku is truly the god card
>>562105025Teiobros are the best posters in this general now you can join them
Am I gonnaneedagolden recovery for Aries cup?
>>562105138not my fault they made all the sexiest umas late surgers
Remember when Seriru said fronts are good???
>run late surger career>run out of clocks before senior year>end up losing 5 races, 3 of them G1sthis shit fucking sucks man
>people that didn't roll for Fuku will waste 30k+ carats in MANT just to buy clocks
>>562105138>cute cafe >wife nature >epsatano diamond>Luna Hmm I wonder why people like lates
I use every style except for fronts
>>562105367t h i salso I barely have any ends so that comes with it as well
>>562105262True and real.
>>562105267The game recognizes you're of poor upbringing so you can't make good fronts.
longslop becomes to enders of zion you fucking goy runners
need dick as mcqueen
>19/20May tomorrow I'll get 20/20
>>562102206>If the bond gauge is 60 or higher on a support card the chance of events to unlock dating will increase significantlyWasn't that already the case?I know there have been times where Riko and Tazuna have failed to start dating until Senior year, but while annoying that was still uncommon. In URA and Aoharu I usually didn't get them to green until 8-4 turns before the end of Junior year, yet most of the time I would still get the unlock dating event before the end of Junior year. A lot of times I'd unlock it within 3 turns of hitting green.
>>562105016Endclosers are NSM, spurt degenerates with the most baby mode F2P taylored trainee in the game, with an innate gold recovery, a unique that makes her essentially an late surger and viability from mile to long. Late/pace chads, we rise
>>562105138What the fuckUs lateGODS were massively oppressed at launch, what happened
>finally got a Biko Pegasus dupeAt this point, should I bump her up to 3lb with the selectors? I've heard people say she's not a bad speed card and the only other good one I have is Kitasan (there are a couple newer ones I got spooked with but I'm not sure if they're as good)still don't have a SINGLE Fine Motion or Super Creek lol
>bro you NEED groundwork + 3 greens + early lead + fast pace + final push + playtime's over + focus + angling or else fronts are useless >bro you NEED straightaway spurt which only way of getting is a 50/50 chance in SSR's sweepy first event, a support with 0 starting friendship and worse stats than her SR version or else ends are useless >bro you NEED on your left and Dober's unique, both skills that work in like 3 tracks in total or else lates are useless meanwhile pace is inheriting plancha and getting head-on (optional)
>>562105319big if true
me on the right
>>562105170Oh no, my finger slipped...
I only play fronts and latesThey need to be the highest position be it frontline or backline
>>562105749Based!!
>>562105749More like fat fingered it lmao
>>562105749bricked
>>562105749eww
>>562104391>he wants to run fronts but doesn't know how groundwork autism functionsgo into https://chronogenesis.net/friend_search or https://uma.moe/database and find a Kita or NY Opera with groundwork sparks. For ace runs, the immediate parents matter the most (pic related, the bourbon here with 3 groundwork has a very high chance of activating)Afterwards you run that borrow with a statstick parent of your own.If you use chronogenesis you'll be able to max affinity, if you use the other site then it's search function is better.If you're going to run fronts long term you want to get groundwork parents of your own, preferably with front related whites prudent positioning, ignited spirit wit, dodging danger etc. This will involve different decks than you'd use during ace runs, and a different playstyle where you aim to get 1 stat to 1100, the other to 600 while getting hammers to buy skills.Every legacy that has a white for a skill increases your chance of generating that spark.It's aids but it's worth it unless you're a turbo casual in which case go be a normalfag outdoors and then spend your life playing league of legends or something.
>>562105747me on the right (out of frame)
Why are lates already schizo posting? Their winrate can't already be that awful in Day 1 Round 1
>>562105749BASED
>>562105585People started playing the game and realized that their favorites umas happen to run as Lates
>>562105650>meanwhile pace is inheriting plancha and getting head-on (optional)We are only getting better with time, you can't stop us
Frontniggers are the worst. They will do bullshit like Suzuka catapult to win and they're only Frontfags now because Bourbon came. The fact that SEAniggers like the sloptuber always goes here says it all. Frontfags should be sent to concentration camps.Pacefags would be based if Ogushit did not exist. hurr durr lets give this faggot Speed/Power bonus, Gourmand, .45 velocity unique to make her the most sovless trash at the start of the game and then give her an alt that either has the perfect accel or can get good accel by gambling when recovery hits hurr durr don't even have to worry about Stam. Fuck you Oguriniggers. Take Oguri out and this becomes based.Latefags are the true testament of gentlemen. It embodies not only oshi (King, Dia, Taunhauser) but the art of gambling. They must seek unique ways to win and are for the culutured. Endfags are Goldshitfags so they are shit. Kill them all. But remove Goldshit and they become decent folk.
>>562105138>people used to say /uma/ was full of late mains because they are the most f2p style, just gamble and win>turns out /uma/ is full of piggies and is full of SS fronts with 4 MLB SSRs
Just stop giving your personal "schizo" any attention, ignore and [-] them, maybe even do the silly R-deed.
>>562105749Why would you waste that when you could have just farmed her daily legend race? You should have already had a bunch of Teio stars if you aren't new
>>562105879how do i check my own bourbons gw percentage and how high should it be?
>>562105749Be careful, you may gain 200lbs within the next few months
You are not a front main, retard. You are just a metafag. In a year when we get more cards you'll come to pace/lateGODs and larp that you've always mained those.
>>562088280a CUMMED ON fucking donut
>>562106064https://chronogenesis.net/affinity_calculator
>>562105650Exactly, Pace Chasers are just always useless (for now) so they dont need to get anything.
I almost feel guilty for waiting to queue now
all this meta talk just makes me believe graded league was a mistake cygames should just ban certain skills during CMs and see what fucking chaos they create
>>562105749>dropped his hot pocket on the unlock buttonIt's Teiover
>>562106031But that's what I did. I only needed a few races because I already had a lot of star pieces from the daily shop.
>>562106031maybe he's aware blue Teio is meta for the next CM
>get S in mile, medium, and turf but not longWell...she'll be good for a later CM I guess
>>562106229a Oguri with 900 stamina + gourmand is gonna steal your win 4 days from now and you'll remember this post instantly
>>562106242I wanna fuck the shit out of helios, and lovey dovey palmer, but holy fuck her ""localized"" text is cringe as shit.>ACKTUALLY HER JP IS CRINGE AS WELLI know, but I can't understand that, nor can 90% of japan, so it's less cringe to me.
>>562105749Waste of star pieces.You just know she's gonna spook you on your next uma pull.
some of you are alright, go long and make big boy money
SEI!
>>562106272post tama deck
>>562106005>people used to say /uma/ was full of late mains because they are the most f2p styleOh yes, the "MLB a subpar wit card only because it gives you OYL or be in borrow jail forever" style is the most f2p friendly style, whoever said that is a retard>turns out /uma/ is full of piggies and is full of SS fronts with 4 MLB SSRsThis is the elephant in the room
>>562106537spe
>>562106174bro what is this shit? do i have to fill it out manually? cant i just select my trainer id, desired horse and let it display?
>>562106537>lust provoking image
Any professional schizos want to weigh in on whether or not event chains are really finishing less than they used to? I'm losing my mind.
My Danchou is freaking out because 10+ people are still below the quota...
>>562106680it is normalit just feels worse because you are spending more time in a career
>>562106467
>>562106680They aren't. You're just using more SSR cards now.
Do they call her Spe-chan because she's, you know, special?
you guys can say whatever you want about her but I still want to have sex with spe-chan
Be there or be square
You guys have remembered to wish a happy birthday to Hishi Miracle, right?
>>562106725>good-small-goodare those her 3 sizes? just show the numbers bro
>>562106531Even within the golden generation there are better breeding targets than spechud
>>562106537gold ship booty
https://poal.me/n8fiuahttps://poal.me/n8fiuahttps://poal.me/n8fiuahttps://poal.me/2491amhttps://poal.me/2491amhttps://poal.me/2491am
You get 60 pierces when you roll uma dupe or first time on off banner right?There is no negative if you unlock yhour uma with shards?
>>562106610>Was given a screenshot that highlighted the one button he needed to pressStick to end closers
I can't get over how this outfit makes the booba seem bigger. If I had Taiki I think I would spent at least 15 minutes every day just staring at her.
>>562106847still not building my pisces aces until his guide drops
What's the best overall schedule for mile/medium/long? Not counting g2/g3 just g1s mostly
>>562106963
>>562091765>>562091986>>562100419And how would you get the Daiwa doll to talk?
>>562106610this is what 0* wit inheritance does to a mf
SEASON COMES BEFORE EPISODE YOU FUCKING WHOR-AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH
>>562107063sticking my penits into her vagoober
>>562107063There's a button inside her chest which you squeeze to activate.
>>562106907sex
is guts deck a MANT meme? feels like you'd get no good skills
I want to groom Shakur into being the perfect abusive partner so I can try to fix her
fourth run in a row, no ttl
>>562106954i dont even see that uithat site is such a pile of dogshit sasuga crap jp uma page
>Reaching 0 energy>Stockpile multiple charms>Training at 0 energy several turns in a row during summer """break""">Afterwards force feed kale juice WITHOUT a cupcake to go with it I'm a monster.
>>562107331
>Fail 12% during summer
oh my fucking godWHERE IS NO STOPPING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEskill sucks anyway right haha
>>562107094>noooooo why dont you understand this utter dogshit website on first glance which i use on daily basis for month??? i understand it so why not you????
I'm Bakushin
>>562107387>Chiyo run>Fuck all speed rainbows all year>5 turns left (including finals)>Stockpiles with horns, ankles and talisman>Every single turn had at least 1 speed rainbow>Save the run by forcing a ton of high tier trainingsFelt nice
>>562107387Oh wait no i had a spare energy drinkSo race one turn at 5 energy right after summer break of 0 energy
>>562107504>No firm menace>No right runner
>>562107013>Debut YearFururity Stakes > Hopeful>Classic YearTriple Crown > NHK Mile Cup > Mile Championship > Arima Kinen>Senior YearVictoria Mile > Spring Triple Crown > Autumn Triple Crown > Arima KinenYou can toss in Yasuda Kinen or Queen Elizabeth Cup whenever you have energy to spare and there's no good trainings
>>562106537Combined total IQ of 5
run so bad i got 3rd in ts
>>562107746probably a better borrow than some shitty gamba skill
>>562107472>get slacker for no reason right before finalsTAISHIN YOU TINY FUCK
ayabe deserves to suffer from chimerism for being a bitch just so she has a breakdown when her baby is not even related to her but her absorbed twin sister
>>562107607I got a migraine event just before i planned to feed her kale juice without a cupcake so she goes from Great to Normal nowThis is my karma
>10 wins in a rowI think I've found the perfect time for matchmaking.
>>562107921How the fuck. I had a run where I went in with 850 speed and still won.
Why are Christmas Hogs winning even without angling?
>>562101970Fair enough, Kitasan is pretty ass on miles unless you a) get her to Mile A, b) have another unique that works, like Oguri or NY Opera, and c) have 300-350 in all stats.
>>562107943Cope with Nimble then borrow TopRoIf you haven't gotten head-on + nimble and maybe CW/CCW handed parents then start working on them. Next CMs are three CW, two CCW and 4 firm 1 good condition
>having to use 2 clocks on the junior race
>>562108108>Next shop refresh i got a lucky charm after a 5 energy race on top of a lucky double rainbow i can burn my spare megaphone on for 6 zero-energy active turns in a rowNow this is trackblazing
>>562102258i.e. Tei-over
>>562108257I knew I was forgetting something with the firm course menacethe 60 speed is too much to not haveat least I have cope aces for now and can redo my kitasan since she is the oldest one with this in mind
>>562108337Funnyroo
>>562108314Spanish speaker (latin americans) are like fans of Yuri content, they inject themselves everywhere without being asked to, completely unprovoked.
>>562108290You guys dont expect to use 2 clocks every junior year?
>>562108183Why would Oguri use Angling
>>562106242I fucking hate zoomas so much
>>562107023aaaaaaaAAAAAAA
>>562108152no ttl, no gw, no swinging so i just kinda threw it away just to finish my dailiesalso i was curious what happens if you lose, disappointing to say the least, it’s just the same “this wouldn’t have been as fun without you toreena-san, you’ll surely win next time” bullshit like ura and aoharu
>>562107813Cool thats what I thought too, ty. though fitting in Yasuda kinen and queen elizabeth is usually tough...
>>562108576fish yummy!
I hope Pace Mayano works (default, not wedding) for Aries. I have an S in medium but nobody talks about her.
>>562108719
>>562107972This happened to me and it was so painful I never skipped the item again. They're cheap enough anyway
Do we like Taiki Shuttle?
Nyo...
After i started using Team Sirius my wit values fell into the toilet even though i didn't even switch out my one wit cardI dont know if im just running into a coincidence or somethinglike easily 200 points lower than usual
Hey so is bakushin gay or not? This isn't bait, please answer seriously. I just can't seem to get a straight answer.
>>562108906But of course. Who doesn't like to be hugged by someone close to them?
>>562108850
>>562108906I like her you know whats if you get what I'm putting down
>>562104751I want to post the Bakukek image I have, but you hit too close to home, anon>t.0 platinum titles since launch
Tamtam...
>>562108943
>>562109025...Heh.
what do
>>562108906yes des
AAAAHHHH I'M MAKING MY OWN TRAAAAACK
>>562104864holy shit, are the only CMs you'll be happy with Medium CMs?>long CMs are longslop>sprints a gamba cancerslop>miles are more gambaslopmake up your fucking mind, niggers.
>>562109127That person? Me, her toreina.
>>562109121Fellow F2P jobber here, it will happen. Sprints/Miles are a coin toss.
Taiki is literally retarded.
>>562109275I don't help meta slaves.
>>562108943marked
>>562109275unless you can juice it with a megaphone and/or anklet I'd say no
>>562109312>xoguri debuff slop
>>562109275Train. Mile epithet can be sacrificed
>>562109275>ClassicJust race.
Do you guys ACTUALLY keep 2 gold hammers or less after senior year on the assumption you'll have at least one more gold hammer to buy?
>slop: long, sprint>not slop: mile, medium, dirt
>>562109496Yes. I always gamble on there being 1 gold hammer in the final shop.
>>562109460I already got S+ and SS with another uma (my kamioshi)
>>562109496I keep only one. It's trade off stats vs skill points anyway.
Yep, looks good to me
>Win the TS Climax Long>Win the TS Climax Dirt>Win the TS Climax Sprintyeah, I'm not wasting my time doing this for 500 carats
>>562109496I keep 3 cause I don't like gambling
>>562109312I'd rather take random chances at winning than "don't wanna run Hanukkah Oguri? You lose", yes. And longslop is longslop.
>>562109496Generally yes. I used to force 3 golds beforehand, but the final shop almost ALWAYS has at least 3 hammers of varying levels, and the difference between an artisan hammer on a climax race + a master on a G1 and a master hammer on a climax race + a hammerless G1 is very small. It's a gamble worth taking.
>>562109570Move dirt into the slop category and you're correct.
>>562109714the smartest of uma
>>562109720What about your team trial girls?
>>562109121I only have (1) plat title from Gemini. I might lose a lot but I’m having fun (and I won’t make it easy against the whales)
>>562109570Medium is worse that the other 2, sprints are fun
>>562109496I get three because I've had too many runs where there weren't any gold hammers in the last shop
>>562109720There's a weekly mission for Sprints right now so technically it's 650 carats. Do it NOW or Curren is (not) going to rape you.That being said I'm procrastinating doing the Long one.
>>562109720you can do dirt and sprint at the same time
Mediums are slop now that Xmas Oguri is in it.
>>562109850so diligent...
We love dirt.
Shinko Windy is evil..
>>56211004510rb chan is just kinda angry
>>562109858they'll probably end up with mile or medium finals if I'm trying to make a good one, that's the problem with this dumb modeif I can make my own track I should be able to choose my category of finals
>>562110029her tits arent that hugeher thighs arent that bigshe isnt that diligentshe isnt a cute girl next doorshe isnt a cute dog next door
>>562110041I want to see more of her, the anime teased her perfectly
>>562110045Kawakami should destroy her like she does with Sweep.
>>562110045...
>>562109826dirt is fun, it’s just a mile with a bit more flair
>>562110174>her tits arent that hugethey are
>>562110174And you're not a boy nor a girlhow about that, Finecuck? Huh?
>>562110174she's actually that and THEN some more!
>>562110237Yeah good point, dirt is ok I guess.
>>562110045>>562110228
Umawife for umalife
>>562109275>person gets TRIPLE RAINBOW + SIDE STUFF ON SPEED>gets told to RACEthis right here is the actual problem of this scenarioIt literally goes against the entire fucking gameplay concept of uma musume, OOK OOK GRUG MONKEY IS SUPPOSED TO CLICK ON PRETTY SHINY RAINBOWS
>>562110386I like this kusogaki.
>>562106862Yes!
>>562106740that's really good for only 45 RB, the "50RB or deck is trash" has been kind of oversold. Do you not have Cafe, or did you just want Bright's Pressure skill?
is the mr. cockballs banner the last creek card rerun?
whistles are too rare. every time I use a whistle, I regret it.
>>562110453All of them being my wives, of course.
>>562106963post Super Creek, lol
are we going to get a bumper crop of clocks at some point? I don't think I have 3.5 months worth
>>562109994you don't get two trophies (?)
>>562110651Slut.
>>562110323>>562110379>she's actually that and THEN some more!SO I WAS LIED TO!? THE PROPAGANDA LIED?? NYOOOOOOO
Will you send out shitty umas today to allow weaker teams to get a win?
>>562110772No, I did that yesterday
Is groundwork on end closers a meme of any kind or skip?
>>562107063talk to the Curren doll instead. THAT would sure get a rise outta her
>>562110734I'm just treating them all equally. Nothing wrong with that.
>>562109496I've had one run where I only had 2 gold hammers everShit sucked
>>562110680
I can't get meisho doo-doo to mile B!!!!!!
>>562110029I will rape Kita>>562110174I will be raped by FineMo.
>>562110962How do you even get raped by someone with no genitals?
>back to back events that want me to do 10 runs minimum (10 hours) in less than 10 daysNo wonder japs burned out
Je crains que cela ne fasse que quelques semaines que MANT a commencé.
chat im gonna pig out and buy the selectors unless you talk me out of it right meow
remember to skip all the races with goldship in it
>>562110962Do not have sexual relations with the Umas. They are your trainee and should be treated as such.
Tried making a TT/Bullying Taiki Shuttle Legend Race MANT Bakushin.How'd I do? (Has Radiant Star below)Deck was probably not as effective as I hoped.
>>562109781you fuckers made a cacophony of bitching during Capricorn, remember that shit? I think you just like to complain, and nothing will actually make you happy.
>>562111049>guys cant be raped by woman haha silly you>>562111096NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>can't treat thisOh so she's completely fucking worthless now, may as well spam training to end of year.
MOOD AWFUL
>Mile - Medium - Long schedule gives +270 stats>Medium - Long schedule gives +230 statsIs the difference in coin gain also substantial because 40 stats doesnt seem enough to warrant killing yourself getting Mile to A and surrendering sparks needed to get Long S
>>562111096Would Lememe treat me right?
>>562109475so......sprints are shit, miles are shit, mediums are shit, and longs are shit. You're consistent, I guess. Why do you play this game, again?
>>562111071And the japs had to do all of these without any foresight and manually buying and using all the items in MANT shop manually one by one. I don't blame them for being traumatized and exaggerating their MANT experience
>have to rebuild to include ballsroom seiun sky inherit before finalsdo frontKEKS really????
>>562111257You can spend SP to get rid of it in the skills menu can't you?
>>562111096I cannot believe I woke up from my coma and now I'm Fr*nch
these any good, esp for Rudolf?
>>562111128I too am being haunted by the Cygames demon (intern)
>>562111257You buy it away with skill points, silly ass.
>>562111376frontPIGS get piggin'
>>562107237Meme decks are for tt and ug/f epeen flaunting. They're not practical in cm.
>>562108973Its because you are doing less Wit trainings. The Sirius dates usually replace what would have been a mid wit training turn.
>final shop refresh
>>562111447Blue rose works well with Rudolf’s ult so take that one
>>562109496I buy gold hammers whenever I see them (assuming I can afford it etc) and after I bank 2, I buy/use any more on the next G1. There is usually -not always, but often- at least 1 gold hammer, and if there's no gold hammer there's usually a silver hammer. It's rare that there's no hammers at all in the last shop refresh, but it's not rare at all for there to only be one.
Will you pull for him?
>>562111376Ballroom seiun is kind of a meme
>>562111396>>562111454TIL. This has been a horrid abomination that took like 6 attempts to get the dirt races done we needed for that one mission set, and now I see another one has popped up.
>>562111521Should've spent all your gold hammers before then, then.
>>562111554>him
>>562111554I'm pulling for Fuji and I also really like Seiun so maybe.
>>562111554gay
>>562111530What about this one, any good if I run her as a pace/medium?
>>562111554>Bakushin, Seiun, Fuji Kiseki>Full boygirl CM team
>>562111494isn't TT all about skills though? or do you just mean literally fluffing your team rank number
>>562111554I don't like men
>>562111592Orenji... why her?
>>562111554Umas can't be trans.
>>562111481>actually have MLB rice somehow >dont have windyFucking sucks, id have to borrow NTR and her gold skill doesnt even work here
>>562111634You could but you best have at least 800 stam + gold just in case. If you lack the stamina you won’t be able to spurt
>>562110915>outstretchedarmspepe.jpgvery nice
Got me a golshi with my kitasan.
>>562111720Because Haru was my only dirt horse so I had to use her as a parent.
>>562111096Sacré bleu…
I wish smaru wasn't meta, I love this sloot
>>562111710Dober...
>>562111592please dont abuse Fuku like this
>>562111784I ended up with 1146 for some reason, so there is that. No gold tho, so all I can get is whites.
>>562111665I love the boy umas but Bakushin isn't one of them. I don't even think that her new ballroom alt over on JP makes her a boy uma.
>>562111863>I wish my favorite horse were worse.........why?
>>562111704You still get plenty of skills. They most likely ain't winning a race, but witgods don't care about winning, just proccing their skills for points.
>>562111837>just realized I pulled Taiki >I've been using an awful horse for no reasonPain.
>>562111554What makes her so good?From what I can tell original seiun unique is better for most races, and kita unique is better for long.
>>562111931Oh then you’re fine-might as well take it then
>>562111978so then people will know I'm using her out of love and not meta...
>>562111554Depends on how easy it is to access the umanko through her boy shorts
>>562112075Just use your Maruzensky Expert title and people will know.
>>562111986there's not enough Devilman Pose Taikis in the world for someone like you
>>562112181>>562112181>>562112181
>>562112042>Follow random witLord schedule>Get my 2nd best Luna scoreThanks for the help on the skills, anon! Need to remember the advice for next time.
>>562112192I have been playing for about a month and truly loathe the gameplay, but this is the only game my friend plays so I'm trying to socialize. Forgive me...
My stam friends were never together and the shop decided to cuck me. Jordan went Agemasen. I'm still grinding for S long but is this usable in the meantime? Is any of the welfare SSR stam cards better than Cafe missing one copy for MLB?
>>562112320Just make friends online dummyWhy drag your soul through something you don't enjoy
>>562112252o7 i wish you luck Rudolf anon
>>562112446Mejiro Bright SSR is pretty good, but you might have problems running her because she's only 5RB, getting to 50 might be a challenge.
>4 sleep deprived>4th comes with night owl
>>562112598Because we've been friends for 15 years now and I'm trying to do things that interest me less in hopes he's willing to put more effort into things he likes yes.Give and take, yadda, yadda. It does help the girls are super cute, I just hate roguelikes and this game is roguelike dailies into pvp sweating.It is still fun to watch my kitasan black rip away from everyone or agnes tachyon lock the fuck in.
>>562111184But I got Plat at Capricorn and it was the easiest preparation for a CM so far by a mile (the irony!), even if I jobbed it wouldn't have felt like a waste
>>562112817*he likes less
Is rice vampire's unique good this CM? Seems fun and mean especially if you can run her with the cafe SSR for giga stamina drain.
>>562107237Guts Baku gives you guaranteed GW, and a really good Sprint skill. Its such a shame Baku can't use it.Grass gives Angry Feet for Late/Ends on mile. Upcoming Bamboo Memory gives an okay Velocity gold for them as well.Ticket give OYL, but IDK why youd ever use that over NN.But yeah, outside of Front sprint and Late End Mile there arent any guts cards that give usefull golds.Still, as long as you use an uma with 2 good potential golds, along with at least 1 spd or Wit card that gives a good gold, I think you'll have plenty of good stuff to spend SP on. MANT gives a lot of hints for mile and Medium races.
TELL ME ABOUT EL CONDOR PASA WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE MASK
>teiofags
>>562106847>shitting on oshi players as it's badcan this subhuman hang himself
>>562111554>himI've seen that futa porn, Seiun is a girl with a vagina who can take King to the hilt
halofags?
>>562114440https://desuarchive.org/a/search/text/dipey/page/2/
>>562115205Feels like if you were going to engage in that mental illness, the better option to pick is FineMo
>>562111182For TT don't do double circles, every different skill gives points, for legend races she's berry good.
>>562106963I hope for you you are doing your legend races
>>562107813If you don't run Yasuda Kinen you can't get the mile epithet with NHK mile cup and Mile Championship