>>561968605>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/
>not sucky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJZtVH9z6bI
>not a child
Majsoul Enemies Room 77799(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=77799notips noreds
>>562089652Wow...
wwyd
>>5620901453p
>>562089863I suddenly wonder if there was ever a popularity poll for Mahjong Soul and if she probably ranks number 1 or close to it
>>562089931started
>>562089652zamn
>>562089931why are we all on so many points
>>562090265that's a deal inshimocha was waiting for 3 6 pit costed me only 5200toimen was iishanten
>>562090145the client
>>562091179
reading the dojin work manga while watching the anime and it’s strange how much was changed
>>562089863...She's reading all the scoring hands and tiles as ASMR?
>>562091995People that are into ASMR are into weird shit like that
>>562091267Honestly souzu overflow and that 5p were an indicator so pushing it was kinda correct even if it dealt inMaybe discarding 45s but that's a bit too extreme against toimen
>>562080094She's drawing the most important parts
Made it to adept in Mahjong Soul after playing for a week so I thought I was good but I've been getting rekt in silver rooms. I can get riichi and open hand ron pretty reliably but I keep being the one who puts down the winning piece for others. Is there a way to avoid this or am I just getting unlucky?
>>562092836>streaming on pomfwew
>>562093430
>>562093430tldr when someone else riichis or does 2 calls give up on your hand and just try to play tiles other people have played so you don't get ronned
>>562093430try putting down different pieces
>>562093430https://files.riichi.moe/mjg/books%20(en)/Riichi%20Book%201%20%28rb1%29.pdfRead this book. Pic related is taken from its chapter on defence.
>>562089931bg
>>562089931gg
>>562089931gb
Majsoul Friends Room 47947(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=47947Standard
>>5620952392/4
The man who laundered money and evaded taxes (in Minecraft)
>>5620952393/4!
>>562095239Started!
Remember to use male characters in ranked to trigger troons because they're like kryptonite to them.Bonus: you will also tilt most japs you encounter.joseph-4.png
https://data.givedatato.me/don't know why this is supposed to be amazing, maybe ling anons can use it
>>562093671
>>562096267wtf i love shitpisstama now??!
>>562096462we already have mfg dump at the repo
>>562093671Is adept really considered intermediate? I am so flattered.>>562093735So when someone's close, throw so you don't lose. Got it.>>562093998I will save this pic and read the book. Thanks.
>>562096501trying too hard, be more subtle
>>562096267I also saw this xeet
stop kanning
>>562096581adeptchad....I....
>>562096581no, you're at the left end
>>5620957373/24?
Adepts are so cute. They're like cute little virgins trying to get laid for the first time.
>>562096603you are right i doubt anyone will look at this little faggot and consider it to be a man
>>562096267Joseph + Fate ron animation will tilt your Jap opponents enough to get to saint
>>562097802you will never be a real woman
I FORGOT TO DO LAUNDRY
>>562096581>I will save this pic and read the book. Thanks.Be sure to skip the chapters about setting up tenhou. Also, there are more books in the repo if you're looking to improve.
>>562098056uh oh lingjeet melty!
Don't skip the Tenhou chapters
>>562098451I'm going to SegaMJ
>>562098063Chop chop
I skipped the whole book
>>562095239gg
>>562097802who is this etopen looking mf
Only read the Tenhou chapters
>>562095239gg Sorry only had time for one
this is mahjong thanks to frankhttps://x.com/date_a_info/status/2038994731263508726
whats the nip equivalent of the riichi book
>>562095239>check wall>even if I didn't open it was never going to happengg
>>562098829Crow book
>>562098801distasteful.
>>562098829There are like 15 hundred RB1s in japan that's how the pros make their money
>>562098801pedophile
I should make a mahjong team,buy the best players with money I get from crypto scamsino sponsors and take over m-league
>>562098952>*breathes in*
>>562098437>lingjeetswing and a misshere's a fact: you will never be a real woman
>>562099062heeeeeeeeeeeeey cutie
>>562098952and?igarashiharuna-6.png
>>562099062No one here wants to fuck the cuties, we just adore them.kujouriu-12.png
speak for yourself
>>562099363Mutsuki is not loli, she is hebe.
>>562098801don't mind if I do!
>>562099093I imagine every M League team operates at a loss, they just do it for publicity.
>>562096267In case you were wonderinghttps://amae-koromo.sapk.ch/player/121390697/9
>>562099486not brown enough for me
>>562099565>current rank: adept 3
>illyas strawberry donut...
>>562099565what sort of severe autist names themselves numbers?
>numbers
>numbersletters
>>562099960the kind that tends to troon out and hate males in games because it reminds them of themselves
>496
>>562099565>deranked in 2024gold
>>562096267>use a Completely naked live2d womanWhat about a half naked child?
>>562100205you belong in prison
>>562100329
How do you even derank in gold room? It's literally the exact same thing as silver.
>>562100519I actually did before reading ze book for the 3rd time
>>562100597just one more time bros, anything to not think about the game.
>>562096267/mjg/ says this exact same thing thoughever
>>562101117connect the dots
>>562101771aru-2.png
>>562102095congrationyou done it
>>562102095I don't get it
yeah i'm thinkin' total aru rape
>>562102095good post
between mahjong, gachaniggers, umamusume and poko, /mjg/ has turned me into a full-blown gambling addict.
>>562103445i dont even remember the last time i played poko with mjgprobably dokolympics
would you fuck over your fellow mjg anons in the Espoir?
>>562103079>aru
>>562103079is this arus momma?
>>562104018aru big sis
I like Hannah. She's the only one with any meat on her.
>>562104147
>it's le bad... on purpose!Cant believe I watched this garbage.I liked it.
?? >>>/a/
>>562104718/a/ general sir
>>562104718I was enlisted to survey its potential of being /mjg/core.
>>562104837Of course its a general. What else would it be?
>>562104982An Admiral
/a/ team this year in league
https://x.com/MahjongSoul_EN/status/2038873936101077272
>>562105079It's called video game generals, not video game admirals though?
>>562105724Scroll up.
amaekoromo-5.png
>>562105475What an odd thing to say.
>SAOummm kakek pt2 bros?????
>>562098801>Date a preschool
>>562098801men in business suits came up with this title btw
The next poko collab will save mahjong
>>562008137Join us! I'll host another room next year.https://stream.wotos.eu/
>>562108169They always said that if you do what you love, you'll never work a day in your life
>>562108182You don't like the daganronpa collab?
>>562108713Why only four characters? Couldn't afford two more?
>>562108267I can’t make a career off doing little girls though…
Kakek pt2 in November
>>562109554You just lack the connections
oh yeah we're getting the flexing cats tonight
>have to get them prescribed>have to get them from the pharmacy >have to take them every day twice a day
I buy my substances from China with crypto
>>562110002iM@S Shiny Colors decided to merge all the idols in a group togetherSo here's Koito Super Saiyan God
>pragmata has gone goldI will play in Gold in honor
>>562110481my fuarking hero
I molested Koito while on the train
>>562110559Where will you even get your mods for this game, nexus is gonna put that shit on lockdown
>>562110968The most trustworthy source, sketchy catbox links on /v/
Why?
>>562113392honitsu
>>562111116Those were the best, especially in prag threads
>>562113392Clear honitsu.
>>562113392honitsu force. no dora in a normal hand, no way to incorporate it unless you just them back to back, it's very early, and you have 3-4 blocks that a normal hand would also use
>>562113734>>562113916>>562113947I thought it was honitsu, but should i really force a honitsu on east 1? I tend to think i should just win quickly with fast hands unless my hand can become high value is that wrong?
>>562114485>unless my hand can become high value like honitsu
>>562113738
>>562114625I think of high value as 7k+ is that wrong
>>562114485the only thing that's keeping you from honitsu being the fastest thing is a pair that can maybe draw a red 5 and that's not that valuable
>>562114485In east 1 you just go for best EV. Honitsu won't slow down your hand much and with chun it's 3900 minimum, whereas without honitsu you're looking at a 1k hand that isn't much faster.
>>562115248>>562114920Hmmm naruhodo guess only thinking of easy hands is a bad habit of mine then.
My tummy hurts
>>562116623Good post.
>>562091220
>>562116623>le...baggy sexcive!
Backrooms | Official Trailer HD | A24
>>562117484Zoom zooms are going to shit, cum, and piss their pants over this
kill all zoomshits
lol unc melty
>>562117597I don't think they give a shit about movies but I could be wrongthey care more about youtube videos
>>562118793I'm a "zoomshit" and I only watch anime movies and re-releases of the classics like Lord of the Rings. Modern Hollywood is so shit I see no reason to spend $40 watching some 6/10 movie.The last new movie that I watched was the F1 movie and it was shit. The Holdovers was probably the last new movie that I genuinely enjoyed, I like to rewatch it every year around Christmas as it's a Christmas movie.
>>562116623
>>562118793people say this like zoomers are incompatible with longform media as if zoomers didnt cynthia-7.png single youtube videos longer than the average movie daily and entire anime seasons in one sitting.its just that the west hasnt made a movie worth watching in 10 years, what fucking movie could a zoomshit even care about? the minecraft movie?how about another failed AI movieclips tiktok clone hollywood, im sure itll work this time.
I pretend to not see it
>>562119228>>562119380yeah that's what I said, you're not going to go see the shitty backrooms movie in theaterscompared to when I was a teenager and I went to see the resident evil movies in theaters with my friends just because they were video game movies, without ever having played RE
>>562120043Kek i remember that sentiment, like it was a duty for every gamer to watch a movie of a game, re,hitmanThen again Timothy olyphant hitman was pure kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQHoiq8QulU
Done buying two (2) (dos) fortune charms
>>562122373what for
>>562089931Are these beautiful women single, married, starring in JAV?
>one anon is dying >another anon is getting divorced Is this the worst year for mahjong?
>>562122735Wageslaves are the real victims.
Shan't renew my fortune charm until Fu Jew stops giving me shit hands.
I'm getting married
>>562122735Oh shit, we have our own asapin now
>>562117496>404ichihime-2.png
I wish I could marry a japanese JAV star
I'm getting mated
>>562123561Forgot my emote
>>562123608Men can't be mated
>>562123795
>>562123915
>>562089863
>>562122735you can't have normal life playing mahjong
>>562124373But I'm a approaching 30 virgin neet?
dubba-ru-ru-ru-ru-ru-ru-REACH
>>562122735>getting divorcedis it the anon with a child
>>562125163Yes, he's in couples therapy right now, so the financial rape is soon. He fell for the Asian woman stealing your seed and money trap
I wish my seed was stolen, it's clearly for a bricked account
>>562125259reproducing at all is an accomplishment
pei. kon nikki jimbiyo!pei. kyoat's ketta ka cha!
doko
>>562124543In what world is that normal?
do these portable mahjong mats always become uneven over time? what are good ones to by?
>>562125875Earth
Look at the bright side, he can play in league nana, maybe even captain his own team, cuck fuckulo
>>562125259Is that the same wife who declined the higher paying position all so she could wring more alimony from anon? She must have planned this months in advance.It’s rough out there…
Did divorce make ASAPIN stronger?
>>562126794No? Every appearance he has he has a post game melty or massive mistake
Yay!
>>562125259>>562126413You anons must understand that this is how you get into couples therapy. It has been scientifically proven that genetically women are emotional creatures, which is what's supposed to make women good mothers. A mother not wanting to leave a child for a long period of time is normal because it feels very bad for her on an instinctual level, even if it is the better choice for that child's future logically speaking. That's would be the same as her asking you to buy her flowers every day. It doesn't make sense to waste money like that, right? It's the same but on an emotional level. To be in a healthy relationship everyone needs to play their role. From my understanding she's the one that already has higher wage anyway so she even has a higher ground even on the logical level. And even if more money could improve their living situation and/or future, the child might have the chance of ending up emotionally deficient and growing up like his father. What anon should do is man up and work on himself to provide for the family.
>>562127171*breathes in*
You guys know too much about some dude in France
>>562127123Snake creampie
Hi guys I'm new and can't wait to play as my favourite SAO characters
>>562128398Snake feet in my screenhttps://vg-mjg.github.io/MajsoulData/#/characters/20000112Click
>>562128162Just like with Christine-chan what people know is because of the respective parties oversharingFrankly I'm content to think of all of you as sophisticated mahjong bots but to each their own
>>562089652
>>562089863I cameI wish it's longer than 15 minutes
>>562129101HolyIf she’s this puffy imagine her loli form
>>562089863It’s 15 minutes of her teaching you how to play mahjong after you hit your head and got amnesia
>>562091995When she whispered "Hou-tei" in my left ear
>>562130131For me it was DaisangenI shot out 3 big ones alright
>>562089863now give me Fu Ji ASMR
>>562130438Just win a hand with lots of yaku
>>562130438https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwEL-1Lukdc
>>562130438https://mjgbooru.com/post/2349
MAHJONG!
I pronounce it az-murr, but ASMR people react like I just killed their dog when I say it.
I pronounce it aeseemeerre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEQInzRHxwM
>tranny
>>562122735>unironically dying or divorcingheh, losers.
>it's my Friday >work day is going extra slow evens roundtable odds something else 0 kms
We got time travelers in this bitch?
>>562132201For the employed your "Friday" is the day before your weekend
The Satisfying Death of Sneaker Culturecynthia-7.png
>>562132252And? Today isnt the day before the weekend
>>562132501It is for me because it's my weekend
>all last, 3rd place>drop chun dora late in the game >gets ponned>I start folding>dealer sweats knowing it's his last turn and needs to win (currently 4th)>he deals in and diesSometimes, 3rd place acceptance is just fine.
Where is the collab i wanna ROOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL
>>5621336384 weeks
the last two collabs tells me they want more women into the game. I dont believe is working
>>562133717Are you focking kidding me? Why???
>>562133873Actually maybe 3 weeks, it's usually end of April
>what I wantKirito, Asuna, Sinon, Suguha, Yuuki, Alice>what Yostar would pickKirito, Asuna, Lizbeth, Silica, Klein, Agil
>>562133717it's in the 22nd
>what I want Anything but SAOPlease just be a shitty skin collab
>>562134396>Anything but SAOHeres another 4 gay males collab for you saarHope you enjoy.
I want Kirito (female)
>>562134591Wait in havent watched SAO but there is a female kirito isnt there? Is SAO trans coded? Wheres hayasaka?
>>562134531Jokes on you I have almost all the males in the game
>>562134934YIIKES I WAS TALKING TO A FAGGOT LMAAAAAO
>>562134934Proof?
>>562134853why is hayasaka tranny coded again? she’s a biological woman
>>562134982You have the gayest post here with that yikes drop
>>562136783Not as gay as your account full of max heart males , did you enjoy hearing their bond voice lines? lol lmao even
>>562134934If you main Joseph then you're okay
>YIIKES
>>562137035only a limpwristed chink or a tranny gets triggered my males
>>562090440anon do you never see the character polls that get posted here every month or so
IM YIIKING OUT
>>562137035troon detected
I heard intense screaming and then a loud bang a few seconds later and it turns out some soccer hooligan was shot 10minutes away from memahjongichihime-966.png
>Escaped last because toimen drew the rigged ippatsu
>>562134934BasedWho do you main, who are you missing and who have you bonded?
>>562138479murrica?
>>562138792No, it was the first time I heard someone getting shot anywhere even somewhat close to me
>>562138889Something similar happened to me. This world is going shit so quickly.
>>562138932why is sprout so mean
>>562138775Akagi and Washizu, do a re-run already
>>562089863Play 7:46 then 7:27
The Akagi collab tileback is still the best tileback
>>562140403https://youtube.com/watch?v=iR9uEja0dOc
nigger
>>562138479damn…
He probably deserved it
Someone once got drive-by'd on my street>t. burger
>>562138479Sorry, that was me
years ago a (burger) cousin of mine got sick and didn’t go to school for a day. it got shot up
>>562137718>>562138465Have you seen women on the Internet playing mahjong? They all use male characters and men use female characters its easy to understand you fucking homos
This faggot sounds like a kid, no, he's definitely a highschooler going on 4chan from his school computer.
Saw someone in my street crash their motorcycle, flew to the sidewalk, and died. It was new years. There was also that one time I heard a loud crash sound I thought it was a gunshot, looked outside the window and saw a motorcycle collision, 2 guys immediately dead.
>>562142421Did you not fucking know that the characters are sitting on your lap while they play? How else do you think you can get that view of the table where you can see their hands from above? You have a fucking MALE on your lap You Are Fucking Gay.
>>562142838I should buy a motorbike.
>>562142421It's the rc shillI can tell from his typing style
One time I saw a guy deal into dama chiitoi in the first row.
>>562142421He's either brown (retarded SEA gachanigger), a chinkoid or a tranny.
>>562140382
>>562143694soulless dama
>>562089863for me it's 118.mp4
Half of mjg league streamers are dead to Russian drones
>>562142840Or... You're standing besides them or behind them, looking over their shoulder?You need to stop forcing your headcanon onto everyone you autistic faggot. Oh yeah everyone is just sitting on everyone's lap at the mahjong table, right? No. You're fucking retarded.
>>562144148>Or...You type like a redditor, opinion invalidated.kujouriu-12.png
>april foolscan't wait for a day of the site being unusable again
>>562144097make that your profile display hand
>>562144306I'll keep my double yakuman sorry
>>562144364NPC behavior
>>562144294I wouldn't mind if the gimmicks were actually fun or interesting in any way but they just keep getting more and more reddit.
>>562144453I dunno if that friendly is even in my logs still
>good shape diseasethe what now
Happy April fools /mjg/. This is your sanma April Fools males only koko roomMajsoul Friends Room 82843(3-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=82843Standard rules
>>562144558Being allergic to penchans and kanchans is cringe
>>562144618>Standard rules>sanmachoose one
>>562144558pinfudrone disease
>>562144276aieee i kneel
>>562144618started
>>562144558be aware of these common mahjong diseases>good shape disease>toitoi disease>chiitoi disease>pinfu disease>tanyao disease >riichi disease>dama disease>gonorrhea
Announcing the April Fool's Speed Tourney!>WhatStandard no-singups speed tourney, play as little or as much as you want, rankings in the lobby.>Where:Lobby # 372244>When:For the next 24 hours.The winner will be announced at the end of the tourney and presented with an official Tricky Trickster certificate! See you all there!
When does this site become unusable for a day for their April fools gimmick?
>>562145248Who? Why? And how?
>>562145248I should have known better
>>562145248nice try not falling for it
There's no such thing as a bad dama, just an unfortunate tsumo
Mentanpin is what mahjong is all about.
>cut the wrong tile>never get into tenpai>guaranteed 4th already
>>562144618kektypical sanma
>>562144558Why would you even discard 3m? A good shape consists of two heads, no?
>>562145969wait no, i’m retarded and forgot what Uzaku-sama said about heads
>>562145427leaving points on the table
https://youtu.be/O7rcWYbX020cynthia-7.png
>>562125929cut a yoga mat into a smaller square
>>562146147Leaving points or saving a stick when someone else agaris?
Have to play another game because I didn't win any fucking hand
>>562146461leaving points over time of course. everything you do in this game you look at results over timedama is an easy way to avoid gambling and save your weak mentaru but you're leaving points on the table in the long runit's the same in poker, you're scared money
You can't even spell value
luckshitter yapping
>>562144618i hate this game, i don't even like mahjong anyway
>>562144618gg, thanks for the quick gamesnice suutanki
>>562144618>>562147110>>562147121gg
>>562144618GG
I should have won my first game but no shimo had to luckshit baiman from 4th. Fortunately won my 2nd game without luckshitters.
>avoid 4 times>gain 3k>needed one game onlyIt's just that easy
>bet my riichi stick>someone tsumo right after>it happens multiple times on every gamehow do I even cope with this
saw a cute kid today igarashiharuna-10.png
>>562148250just do negative EV dama to protect your weak mentaru
>>562148250by playing 400 more games to figure out if it's variance
>>562148258
Saki collab announcement in 5 ( SAO was reverse aprils fools)
>>562149689how much you wanna bet
I camehttps://x.com/MahjongSoul_EN/status/2039175931357532303
Man fuck those stupid english yaku names, who uses that shit.
I do. They are easier to remember
>>562150187YAGOOOOOEY
All simples
>>562150347I do because I learned how to play on mjg
>they are easier to rememberSure hows your mixed triple mambo jambo twister sequence, im sure its easier than ''sanshoku doujun" or something
mixed triple chowrobbing a kung pao chickenron! omurice
Majsoul Friends Room 85678(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=85678roomu
Riichi
For April Fools' mods should enable the /mjg/ emote script globally.
>>562151291UOOOOOOOH MEGUMIN SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>5621512912/4
>>562151480>>562151686I dont understando
I admit I enjoyed the Patrick’s tourney
>>562125259Anon should keep the kid and demand alimony from the woman instead.
>>5621512913/4
I am SO sick of getting run over like this. I really am tired of other people's actions costing me sticks, whether its the tiles wall, or life in general. Tired of going negative over irrational riiching ( or kaning) not based on fundamental reality. If people are going to blindly "push the tanyao nomi" even when it doesn't make sense, then they should be blocked from the silver room. The apes/seal clubbers, etc.... are ruining things for me. Take away their accounts, and send them back to flipping burgers. I HATE losing my rank points. This is not a joke. The consequences are serious. I just expect the world to bend to MY will, not the other way around. I refuse to accept/adopt/ or adapt to other peoples "stupid" THEY are supposed to modify their behavior, not me. I AM supposed to WIN. If I weren't so fuming mad/ furious right now, I'd be on the floor crying. The way I see it, the "table" keeps breaking the "rules". We "agree" on certain probabilities/ tile deviation, I rely on it. Then the wall, and the people in the table, go and do something different. They break the "agreement". THIS IS BULLSHIT.
>>562151291still need one moreplease join
>>5621523411-9 go to bed0 join
>>562151291started!
>>562151846tanyao nya
trickcal colab leaked
>>562153356I want to kill this creature
>>562153356I want to fuck this creature
>>562153356I want nothing from this creature
>>562153356I'm this creature
how am i supposed to concentrate
Just here to thank you guys for the Koshimizu ASMRYou are good people
Rogeryagiyui-3.png
>>562154090(You) don't
>>562154090be gay
>>562151291gegeback to 3/4!
>>562151291sorry i have to goggs
>>562151291gg my connection died at the ned
>>5621512913/4 again
>>562154861IT'S NOT WORKING
>>562151291startedhave fun
The MKULTRA Iceberg
>log out as dog>wake up with one less friend a tale as old as time
>>562151865>names
test
>it has begun
>>562157581mortal kombat?
dokooko
https://x.com/m_league_/status/2037529873808519430 he actually won his medal by seating? It's fair.
stop playing asura and make a room
>>562155142you became a twink that fucks illya, very straight
is this a doko game
is SEX with FAT, UGLY, BALDING OLDER VIRGIN PEDOPHILE MEN a doko game
>>562151291gegeback to 2/4
>>562151291GG .. YAKITOKI
>>562151291GG. Sorry I got kinda sleepy that last round.
>>562159413loliconcons are pure /mjg/
>>562151291it was a state mandated 1 turn dama for improvement, doesn't countGG
>>562159569they don't want you to know this but you can dama every hand
>>5621512913/4!!!!please join
>>562151291started
>>562159993nice soundpost bro
>>562159568
I came. https://youtu.be/D_eynZwVNhU
>>562160538the whore
I've dama'd every hand in this friendly btw
>>562160538kan 5s and get the 8s rinshan, riichi waiting on the 6s for suutan
>>5621512913/4 again!!thanks for joining
Fuck this game
>>562160913uh oh melty
Making a quick coffee, will return if it's not filling in a moment.
>>5621512913/4...please join
>>562161078started..
>>562151291started!!!
>startedMy coffee...
Well gee, I don't knowcan someone help identify this alien?
>>562161636>names
>>562161636I don't watch anime
>can't participate in april fools because I have a passlol..lmao even
>>562161636Stealth Momo
>>562161636Hitori Bocchi
>>562151291gege
>>562151291I have a problem sorry
she has a name?
>>562164637SEX
>never have to verifyI see, so only today I don't get any captcha. The joke's on me, huh?
>>562164637SEX!
If you cancel you get a normal captcha? They should have committed, not like I know any of these though
>>562164637eh?>40k captcha
On April's Fools day, you are allowed to post hentai on /a/
the great filter
>>562161973fuck, is this why I haven't noticed anything different?bravo, mods
>a cat is fine tooI made it!
>>562165508unironically half the thread wouldn't be able to postand that's a good thing
You now remember the SAO collab
no I don't
>>562166601My memories are...off
>tfw too good a poster so I'm missing out on april foolsIt's not fair
>>562166823KINO
>>562167621Why is the Fejita Kana staring at me like that on her birthday instead of being happy?
>>562167701She knows what you did on november 3rd 2025
>>562167701She knows she only has 1 or 2 years left being an idol efore she has to switch to JAV
>>562167621is that a ni-
>>562167935Don't worry, in two years she'll be my stay-at-home trophy wife.
April fools be like
>>562168005it's motokirara fuji
>>56216818430fu 3han1000/2000how is that hard
>>56216818433011002100
>>562168310you're right, i ignored the ipponba in>>562168296
how do I stop being a faggot
>>562168005Yes that's the ninja on April 9
>>562168752have you tried not being a faggot?
>>562168812Hmm...nyo
https://x.com/RiichiCity_EN/status/2039183471885889859
>>562168913You cant just poorly blur out the amos logo frank
>>562168913strip mahjong is real..
Name: ShivaniCV: Takahashi MinamiBirthday: October 1stHeight: 154cmStyle: Tight player, always chasing big winsFavourite Yaku: Fuukaasetsugetsu, Kachoufuugetsu
>>562168947he didn't even blur the other one
>>562169023>more of this "energy" bsLast time we had an "energy believer." What the fuck is energy in RC lore?
>>562169023>I'm Usetsumi Tsukimihuh?
>>562169856lmao no wonder the energy bs sounded familiar, frank just fucked up and reused her intro
>>562169023>https://riichi.wiki/Local_yaku#Kachoufuugetsu_/_Fuukasetsugetsuwhy
mahjong soul character lore: she just showed up out of nowhere and decided to play mahjong
>>562170028That's also anon's lore!
>>562170028That's literally how all the collabs start as wellJantama is essentially a universal filler episode where the gang visit a shrine and play mahjong for a while
>>562169856>>562169912And they got it right on the post insteadPirate from the Drowned SeaAhoy! You must be the new captain, aye?I'm Shivani—sailor of the Pushpaka!So, where's your ship? Take me there already!
>deranking whale gets free winscan you not do this in my game?
>>562169023>>562170363>indian characterfinally
>decided to uninstall mjs to move it to another disk>literally only let me uninstall the launcher and not the gamekys Yostar
>think there is no way this guy has a hatsu pair they are waiting onwhen I have a hatsu pair thus they are safe*record scratch*
>>562170618stop trying to remove our spyware gweilo
Next character leak
>>562170952Ready to colonize.
>>562171039mi negra esposa
>>562170952>>562171039ntr coded
>>562166823
>>562171008
https://mjgbooru.com/post/8083
>>562171573
>>562171451hot
Huh?
>>562171573why is everyone looking?
>>562171719whatt he fuck is this a reference to?
>>562171719bravo fletjimoto
>>562171760They can't afford to join in (didn't buy the charm)
brb buying fortune charm
>>562171765A game called Mahjong Soul
>april fools gimmick is already forgottenwell at least it didn't foreshadow the whole site dying like last year
>>562172254>see westoid cartoon character in the captcha>click cancelsimple as
>>562171765じゃんたま
>>562172385*じゃんたまん
*Gintamaamaekoromo-0.png
>>562172457**じゃんたまにゃ
>>562172547https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjY_pDNWF5AGintama
just derank me already instead of half assed shit like this
>>562173216Where are you at anyway?
>>562173250kekspert 3 going adept at this rate
>>562158164Seriously?Isn't there a cash prize for winning these titles as well?
>>562173626imouto love!
>>562173395Calm down furfag
>>562169023>SAO collab>anons dying and divorcing>Frank releasing a good character for onceyep, it's the end of /mjg/
>>562169023We want the Marine audience
>>562174280>>anons dying and divorcing>divorcingwhat did I miss...
RC doko
>>562174529Being on /mjg/ for the past year apparently.
>>562174529don't ask about summer camp
>>562174420
>>562174148I'm tired of losing, it feels like I haven't improved and no amount of RB1 can fix it.
>>562170309I'm more complex than that.
>>562174731Come on even the drunk hag anon that had melties every day reigned it in
>>562170339It's like that subspace emissary fanfic
>>562174731Stop playing Hannah. Her sexoness is too distracting. Trust me, you will rank up in no time playing any other character
>>562175156The occasional melty is fine, so long as you don't go full "look at this shit haipai (it's a normal haipai)" autist
>>562175306I mean I respect the guy for cracking it down and hitting his personal goal at least, even if M1 isnt exactly a lofty goal to aim for
I remembered to say "Rabbit rabbit rabbit"If my luck continues to be shit I am going to pick up ferreting
>>562174731>and no amount of RB1 can fix it.That kind of shit doesn't matter if you cant properly apply the knowledge.
>rage about haipai & stuff>use efficiency trainer every day>easy road to celestial
>>562161636It's crazy how this manga has been bad for more than three times as long as it was good and it's still going somehow. One of those cases where you're better off just watching the anime instead, even if it does mean you never get to the mahjong arc.
>>562175427That's nice and all but it's bunny bunny bunny, one more month of bad luck for you
>>562174731>improved>in a luck gameohnononono...
>>562175427It's surely going to work this time Anon, the magic of mahjong will shine for you too!fujitakana-4hahi.png
>>562175004What's your lore, anon?
>>562175306You could also reduce the number of public melties by keeping a journal of your ranked games and venting there
>>562175306Anyone who rages about shit haipai simply does not know enough about the game to know a hand looking like this when you're dealer especially is normal
>>562175646You forgot your Hahi!, but don't worry I've got your back:Hahi!fujitakana-4hahi.png
>>562170952>>562171039if they add chocolate at least I'll have something to use the rolls I saved for the collab
>>562175675Isnt one of the most shitposted people in this thread some vtuber that blogs about his ranked shit
>>562175743Hahi is not allowed.
>>562175794Hoe...Gachapen...fujitakana-5hoe.png
>>562175681this might be the most auto fold hand I have ever seen. How can one manage to draw a hand with so few paths to victory but also having not a single redeeming quality at all
>>562175650The stars guided me.
>>562175487>has been bad for more than three times as long as it was good>he can't self-insert as tomoko in her popular phasefiltered, zako
>reading shitters endlessly raging about muh copebot results
>>562175867Its redeeming quality is that almost any tile you can possibly draw will improve it, and also that if you have a slow haipai then others at the table most likely do too. There is a good reason why every copebot on the market will murder you for folding from haipai.
>>562176038>I got an S rank it means I played well and DESERVED to win >Doesn't acknowledge the fact the time they fucked up were the most critical moments
>>562176120>and also that if you have a slow haipai then others at the table most likely do tooand what is that assumption based on?
>>562176120Is that a thing? That if you have a strong haipai the odds of others having the same is higher too?
>my hand is slow, surely everyone else is too>shimo riichi turn 2
>>562176189Because every single time I think I've got a fast haipai someone else has an even faster one.ichihime-2.png
>>562175487filtered sadly, meanwhile I pray that the manga continues all the way into tomoko entering university
>>562176278there's always a bigger nyagichihime-1.png
>>562176276>my hand is slow, surely everyone else is toowhat kind of logic is that?
>>562176695The actual inverse of how the logic goesThat's why you almost always kyuushu, you destroy someone's really good hand
>>5621769109 terminals is a good haipai though.
>>562175779I'm not saying you should make a blog out of it. That would defeat the purpose of not making it public.You should just keep track of your placements and jot down anything out of ordinary that comes to mind, good or bad.Being exposed to all your melty posts in place would probably make you grow bored of writing them so you would do it less and less, and seeing the positive ones would remind that you enjoy the game (assuming you enjoy ranked).
I started March in Expert 1, I am now in Adept 2I won't act like it's not a skill issue but the amount of times I had to discard one of two risky tiles and I guessed wrong is a bit aggravating
>>562177151>had toDid you? Or were you pushing when you shouldn't?
>>562177151The problem is that you guessed. If your hand is not worth fighting for, fold, nigga.
>>562175427>third and also all my good hands got fucked overI need a judgment call, are the rabbits safe? It's not a 4th which is a marked improvement
>>562177252>>562177293I don't think a mangan-class hand is that worthless, especially since I have a lot of trouble getting to tenpai to begin withLike, turtling is fine until I'm the only player not in riichi and the number of safe tiles in my hand is 0, or someone has a non-obvious wait like a worthless wind
>>562177151The worst part for me is drawing the deal in tile right after someone calls riichi or getting the improvement I needed for tenpai but the one I will discard will surely deal in, and I'm too retarded to just give up the hand.
>>562177391Anything other than a 4th is a win. Get back in there champ.
>>562177426If it's mangan then yeah, I push that no matter what. Sometimes you'll get unlucky, but you have to understand that and accept it. You can post here to ask and see if there's something you could have done different or if it was a digital deal in.
>>562177494I've got things to do, we'll determine the rabbits' fate laterAlso WWYD? Going out for a bit so the answer will come later than usual unless a stalker posts it
>>562177846GOD DAMN ITIgnore the tips
>>562177428>riichi on draw 4. two-sided wait>end up dealing to a very late riichi houtei haneman on a closed waitcan't say it didn't tilt me>>562177498nah I do accept that I'm a shitter and highly out of practice, four shadow realms in a row aren't a case of simply bad luckit's just that sometimes I get in this type of situation and I'm genuinely sure the discard is fine but I get btfoI just need to take some Ls to get back up
>>5621778469s, I don't trust 3p suji. or I do knowing what the deal in tile actually is
>>562177846Tempting, but I'd drop 9s to be safe
>>5621782694m is safe because it was discarded by kamicha. 5p is safe only to one of the players and not the one in riichi.
>>562178269classic aida yon kenkujouriu-12.png
>>562177906welcome back, we awaited you
>>562178269Dunno about that. B- meaning you seriously lack basic efficiency. learn about it, only takes you few minutes.
>>562178269but then there are times when I'm just a cretin>>562178467see my thought process was that the 8p isn't a good discard here for the riichi, but the 8p on the left and 2p on the right had me confident that 5p suji will passno clue why I stuck onto the useless 1m here, in hindsight>>562178940I feel like that's the case, but I also don't know this bot and whether it counts on me having to chase bigger hands because I'm far last; it was introduced when I was taking a break from rankedagain, I think I just need some bowel bashing to be derusted
they're getting harder
*cough*
>>562178327>>562178453Should've habbeebed9s and chasing with the wider wait is the safer (cowardly) option though
>>562180438What's that?
>>562180491Ah shit that was the wrong mortal roundIt was 99.99 to 0.01 for 9s : 3p though, same with ponning 9m
Local shotacon crow consumes fried fishhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uysD-ZmNyxM
>>562180716mahjong?
>>562180716you will never be flet
so this years april fools is just guess the anime character?
>>562181260I got the silhouette of a car for one of mine
if i dont refresh i wont know what gay aprils fool even they have
Quick, hit the bump limit so we can drag anon kicking and screaming down with us
>>562181595/refrain/...
>>562180551ancient meme
why would you want to play in the harder room for your rank instead of the easier one
>>562181689So true!
>>562181689i bet you think tameronning is fine as well
I much prefer tameronning to wildronning.
>>562181689Because even shitters can get lucky? I'd rather lose fewer points if I'm going to get fucked by RNG.
>>562181659No, not that. I mean that "game"
>>562175427yuzu yuzu yuzuyuzu-0.png
YUZU MENTIONED!!!!!1!
I like this year’s April Fools/pol/fags OUT and 4chan must return to its roots
>>562182727The current captcha?
>>562182826based
>>562182841Ah I see. I'm phoneposting on some 4chan app so I don't see that
>4chan appI want soundpost and emote script support.No, I'm not going to use a browser.
>>562182826/pol/ IS 4chan's root, thoughever
>>562183039What I use has soundpost support. I don't know what emote script is
>>562183108>thoughevershartroon newfag opinion
I got pedobear for my captcha
>>562183164>I don't know what emote script isnewfag
>>562183317What is it?
what’s with the recent trend of calling newfriends fags?
>>562183403when you type the emote name, like ichihime-0.png it shows the picture
>>562183473type what?
>>562183473I...I never knew that was thing...Where can I get that?
okay but how about a koko
>>562183420This is what happens when you fail to weed out all of the blood sprouts and they grow and choke out all of the nice sprouts.
>>562183586The repo like everything else???
>>562183586you have to find it in the repo...my newKING...
>>562183696Can I find a Mahjong gf (female) on the repo?
>>562183791unironically yes the subfolders have everything from research papers to doorknob licking
>>562183696>>562183749I never noticed it was there. Thanks for the spoonfeed
>>562183878why are your filenames like this
>>562183565deez nutsthis post was brought to you by the amaeleddit gang
because I'm a free thinker.
I don't thinkamaekoromo-0c.png(the "c" stands for cross-eyed)
>>562184001To the play the part of a cute newfagI forgot to turn off randomize filename
>>562184481c means chilean
about to download this shit having never played mahjong who is the tallest most stacked waifu i can acquire today
>>562184760This 196cm high baddie
>>562176017
>>562180716mucho texto
>>562184760
>>562177906
watch your back nyagger
>>562183586>filenamea proper general would have told you to lurk more
There's something about the drumk's manner of speaking that really ticks me off, can't put a finger on what though
https://www.alban.co.jp/products/detail/843Now that's a good one
>>562185305what does this accomplish
>>562185415cheating
I'm such a good poster I almost never get captchas.This April fools sucks.
>>562185016>tallest female is only 176 cmgrim
>>562185485hannah should be like 250cm tall
toyonechads ww@?
>>562185801at least it's not atamahane
>>562185539Hannah is actually really short and only 16It's fucked up, I know
>>562185539250m*
>>562185539and weigh 300 kg
>>562185970>only 16Out of 10!
>>562186249Delicious thighs
>>562186436what the fuck is that cat
>>562186512You were not supposed to look at it
>>562186436cant believe washizu got so desperate for unyuuu time that he turned into a cat
>>562186436
>>562186123I go to the gym everyday so my body can withstand cowgirling Hannah, in case she ever becomes real
>first captcha quiz i got right was thisits over i am a gachanigger
>>562186512That's no way to talk about Haruna like that
>>562186702
>>562186436why is she wearing the bra on her bottom?
>>562186832I would force yuzu to do with at my birthday party (shes the only one who came)
>>562186832yuzupits
d o k o
do these portable mahjong mats always become uneven over time? what are good ones to buy?
>>562189032>unevenwdym
>>562189081I'm guessing he mean wavy, anon should iron his mat from time to time
>>562189032>>562189394Don't iron your mat that makes mustard gasaru-4.png
>>562189081i was thinking of buying one of these mats, but seeing how wavy they get is making me have second thoughts>>562189394can you really iron them without any problem?>>562189737hmmmm
>>562189872idk what these shits are, just buy a junkmat
>>562189872these ones are shit
Why I Season My Junkmat, NOT My Tiles
>>562186436me on the left
Why settle for 2nd when you can earn 4th?
>>562190451Why settle for chanta when you can earn no yaku?
>>562190451Based fucking retardDerank already
>>562190168cynthia never recovered after this
>>562190451quite an unlucky scenario but it looks like a +ev push
d... k...
onkey ong
>>562188839>>562191618its over
I'll do it later
>>562191947KAAAAAAAAAN
aru-3.png
>>562193078At least yours didn't ask to make a pinfu hand
>>562193078>cheese p____>in my /mjg/
>>562193078>a vegetable is a plant or part of a plant used as foodAll of them
>no verification>no funny captchas>again
>>562193191more likely than you think
>>562193191You call that cheese pizza? Here's a proper one.
>>562193078they arr rook the same
>>562193548Is this monaco or indonesia
>>562193719monaco is a game silly aru
>the april fools joke is me
>>562193719It's loss.
>>562193819
>>562193819Happy birthday anon
>>562190168I've been getting into his videos, they're pretty good.
>>562191947sha
85+ average on mortal for whatever that's worth, I want to dieLast year I was on track for saint, now gold room is callingI'm at the end of my rope. I just don't know what went wrong, bad luck can only take you down so far, right? I don't think I'm playing any different. Am I just a shitter that got really lucky for 100 games?
85+ average on mortal for whatever that's worth, I want to dieLast year I was on track for saint, now gold room is callingI'm at the end of my rope. I just don't know what went wrong, bad luck can only take you down so far, right?I don't think I'm playing any different.Am I just a shitter that got really lucky for 100 games?
>>5621940892026 jade is looking harder than ever, all of our new saints had to win it in gold.
>>562193191
>>562194089Lemme guess, F2P?
>>562194331go back to bag faggot
>>562194089and how much have you played? I drudged almost 200 games below M2 baseline, dropping about as low as that, but eventually persevered
>>562194585only if you go back to /pol/ you cocksucker
Majsoul Friends Room 40041(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=40041
>>562194675Only 250It's just incredibly frustrating, I'm not playing any different but my placements have fucking inverted from last yearIt's a cop out to blame it all on bad luck but it really feels that way
>>5621951583/4
>>562190451Positive EV push in the city btw
>>562195158started
stop giving fu jew your money
>My curse on anon is workingYosh
>>562195809interesting how rc made the exact amount mjs lost last month
>>562195905plesae stop
yamete kudastop!
Reddit archive and it's attempt to fit in never fails to crack me up and never question their IQ
which male character in mjs has the most naked skin?
>>562195809EOS soon
>>562196072The SAO collab will fix that
>>562195158gg I'm gonna go watch Dorohedoro
>>562197520stream it
>>562197135sammir
>>562197943no
Ho! One more time, I'm back with a new rhymeHey! Here we go againHa! Turn it up my friendNo! We don't stopHa! We rock the spotNo! We don't quitGet ready, oh, this is it!
>>562195158ᵇgs
>>562195158I should have skipped to have a chance at 1st, my badggs
>>562195158ggs
>>562195158g
>>562199486kitakita7s
>>562197462I really hope the SAO collab is very unsuccessful in hopes we get something better in the future
>>562199486Honitsu time!
>>562197520Oohhh, thanks for the reminder to catch up with Dai Dark again
>>562199486pei nanoja
>>562199547>>562199579>>562199876
>>562199486Discard the sanma
I forgot to buy the new steve outfit. What are the odds they’ll rerun it?
>>562200174What the fuck is she doing?
>>562200174what the fuck this was at least a nagashi...
>>562200213>>562200515Failing a chiitoi
Nakadashi
I want to collect all captcha
>>562200849here's an impossible one
>still no Madoka collab>SAOthat’s it, I’m not spending money on this game anymore. I’m going to delete my account and become a nyagger
>>562201104only 4
>>562201136>Madoka collabPls no i have saito chiwa fatigue
>>562201371You failed, there's 3 of them.
>>562174834>ちゆもChiyumo? What could that mean?
>>562201447chumo
>>562201446I know my otonokos lil bro
>>562201104All of them
>>562201104pink one, the rest all look like men.
>>562201523I see. Maybe.
>>562201104Astolfo (M)Hideri (M)Zero (F)Ryuuko (F)Yukimura (F)Kenjiro (M)Only hard if you never watched anime I guess
>>562201808>Yukimura (F)
>>562194306This is true, with how rampant mortalbotting and wallhacking is there is zero point in playing ranked, and Yostar won't do anything if the cheater is a paying customer except maybe reset their rank
I came.https://exhentai.org/g/3868918/a9c5c1804d/>western
>>562201104>no Hideyoshi
b... ..k.
>>562202751
>>562202023the only good western i’ve seen is https://exhentai.org/g/3309435/4bd81ab747/ which was made by an /a/non
>>562195809Collabs suck and people probably noticed game is rigged
How am I supposed to show all the prospective captains how far I've come since last year if there is no April tourney?
>>562203354
