.>Longsword mains>I have a question about Monster Hunter!https://pastebin.com/D3zuHuqK>MH Stories 3: Twisted ReflectionOfficial Website: https://www.monsterhunter.com/stories3/en-us/Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2852190/Monster_Hunter_Stories_3_Twisted_Reflection/Announcement Trailer: https://youtu.be/XszCdDNI-ls Launch Trailer: https://youtu.be/7V_hk6TLVkQ Animated Trailer: https://youtu.be/uM6pjBnv5Ig >MH WildsWilds Info: https://www.monsterhunter.com/wilds/en-us/Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2246340/Monster_Hunter_Wilds/Event Quests: https://info.monsterhunter.com/wilds/event-quest/en-us/scheduleTU4.5 Trailer: https://youtu.be/i78PJfed9Mo TU4.5 Changes: https://info.monsterhunter.com/wilds/update/en-us/Ver.1.041.00.00.html/mhg/ Lobby Info: https://i.imgur.com/M7MmPid.jpeg>MH WorldWorld on Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/582010/Monster_Hunter_World/Iceborne on Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1118010/Monster_Hunter_World_Iceborne/General Info: https://pastebin.com/PKeD8Smg>MH RiseRise on Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1446780/MONSTER_HUNTER_RISE/Sunbreak on Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1880360/Monster_Hunter_Rise_Sunbreak/General Info: https://pastebin.com/rewGysVq>SpinoffsNOW Season 9 starts on 19 MARCH 2026: https://monsterhunternow.com/en/news/season9announceOutlanders: https://youtu.be/jxq8elAsD-Q [Open]>Older Game Emulation and Multiplayer/Frontierhttps://pastebin.com/fYyeU0kY>Databaseshttps://kiranico.com/>Where does /vg/ play?/mhg/ Wilds squad: RL9XQ7VMPost the game, platform, room code, and password (7243/rage)NOW /mhg/ Friend Codes: https://pastebin.com/XP6sttUq>/mhg/ OP Templatehttps://pastebin.com/K3FHwGprPrevious thread: >>561967090
plappies
>>562113217it’s unironically best if you stack up monsters in regions that match their elements and then get elemental bingos with their gene slots, this way you can squeeze out extra element damage. for example, a Zinogre or Astalos in a Thunder element region, then arrange all bingos to be electric for maximum Thunder dmg.
>>562114942dont care
>>562114976no one will miss you if you hang yourself
focus mode bad
I love huntresses
>>562114942>>562114295Thank you. I kind of assumed this was the case because I didn't find much use in multi-element monsters the times I tried. Seemed better to just have a diverse party.
>>562115494shut up
>>562115610
Playing monhun on acid
>>562115158BAUBAUBAUBAUBAU
>>562115345sharpness setting too high
>>562115862I'll try toning that down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEvx1-e7K9E
>>562115428i do as well
>>562116616esl
>>562116279what ps6 game is this?
I miss having hunters as buddies from Stories 2, Corbin is right there too
>>562117538dont care bro
>>562117609I don't care that you don't carestop posting
>>562117883nope you stop posting
Autism is not beautiful.
>>562115862But gunners don't sharpen, lol!
>>562118385LOL!
I just found out my Handler does more dope than I do!
Dragon Rey Dau or Normal Rey Dau? Which one looks cooler to you people?
comment: mega barrel bomb x150retweet: barrel bomb x80like: HP x10
>>562119048top one looks like Espinas so that one
>>562119062oh this was supposed to be first
One thing I really appreciate about GU is just the sheer variety of content you have access to. You've got all the standard village/hub/arena quests but you also have prowler and deviant grind not to mention all the styles and arts to check out. I always appreciate the side content in portable games like the treasure quests and farm in FU or the rampages and anomaly quests in rise. I think that stuff is a lot more interesting than side content in most mainline games though I will say wilds has definitely focused more on side stuff than probably most previous mainlines with the barrel bowling and fishing and what not. I'm not really sure that stuff is as in depth as something like prowler though
Day x of soloing every quest in MHGU using guild style GS. Last time i just completed every G2 quest.I'm currently about 8 quests away from completing every G3 quest, and the grind is getting to me. I don't think i like the hyper monsters at all, nibelsnarf took me 43 minutes because i forgot cool pots, khezu carted me within 3min, and when i'm done with these i still have a shitton of hyper quests left to do in G4. But the climb is steady, therefore we keep going. When i get to Fatalis, or the EX deviants, i'm sure i'll look back to this and think it's not that bad.
>>562121110>nibelsnarf took me 43 minuteslmao how the fuck? what does your head look like?
>>562121110Are you excited for Duramboros-Agnaktor in the arena?
>>562121342>>562121110lmao i meant gear not head*
>>562121342>what does your head look like?fucking lmao stealing this one
over the year, i enjoyed seeing newfags become skilled with their weapons
>>562119048Steel Rey Dau
I can definitively say swaxe is the sexiest weapon to use. Just from being able to back slash with axe mode.
>>562123776which newfags got best at which weapons
>host quest>Inform everyone who join to just idle so I can take on the monster with maxed scaling
>>562124256Garbman at everything
>>562124256As*** at Hunting Horn
anyone here have a 7800xthow does wilds run on it? will probably finally buy it during the next summer sale
>>562126017im not new thoughi just fucking suck at the game
I've had Seregios on my team since since basically the beginning of not-Kamuraand he's probably the strongest monster I have even still well into the desert. I think MAYBE my Stygian has the potential to become stronger with that crazy egg move but it's crazy how strong Steve is despite just being a sharp bird.Also does anyone else forget ratha exists? I only remember him when he shows up in the cutscenes or I accidentally click on him to switch monsters.
>>562126228huh
>>562124706>Join quest>this retard wants me to stand to the side and not play the game
>>562126228forgor pic
>>562126421how are you rank 999 with a thousand hours and are still garbage?!
>>562126516i'm >built different
>>562126516Being good is a requirement to have fun with entertainement
>>562126575You're built incorrectly
>>562126623>dude puts an entry on having fun
>>562126623only if you're a speedtroon
>>562124256V*** at CB
>>562126841it's fake fun aka nu-fun
>>562124256S*** at GL
>>562124256ddub
Sex with Jin'ouga
>>562124256not me
asstrid is cute
>>562128026>When Analxgoras enters the room
>>562114537>trying to learn a monster attack>do 5 hunts with monster>realize monster rarely uses said attackwhats the point of it then?
>>562126048anyone?
nice thread huntards
Sub 10k for milds
>>562128865Try asking in the Steam forums maybe.
>>562128865I forgot that they removed the benchmark tool from steam because it's so outdated now, what a mess
>>562128718to catch you when you least expect it
>>562124825he said newfags doe
>>562129204>it's realLETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
>>562131252And it'll probably reach as low as World is rn before expansion
>>562121489My head is the smug one with the straw sticking out of its mouth.My gear is just the classic Neset set with HG earplugs, Windproof (lo), Crit Draw, and Focus. 893 def thanks to the armortalon and armorcharm.Most of these quests are sub 30, sub 20 if its a good matchup. I just really hate nibelsnarf>>562121485Absolutely not. I didn't know it existed since i haven't unlocked it yet, Duramboros is another monster i don't like fighting
>>562121485Oh it's a key quest lmao, yeah i did that one already. I thought it was a hyper duramboros and hyper agnaktor
>>562132535Those skills are shit for damage but it definitely seems like it's mostly a skill issue. Nibel is actually a monster that jobs hard to GS specifically because of how often it just sits around doing nothing. I'll give you some tips:1. When it's half submerged in sand and generally moving around but not attacking, aim for the big nose on the snout. This means predicting where it will move to next which is pretty easy if you just observe where it's headed. 2. When it pops out of the ground and it's sitting there dazed and upright, do about one full combo (maybe two if you're close and have the time) and then get out because he'll do his spin tail slap right after. 3. In general just be on his sides because if you're directly in front obviously he chomps you and if you're directly behind he will do his dust breath aoe I assume you already know about the unique bomb interaction? Also if you see his dust plume shooting up from underneath the ground he's about to charge so get away from it.
>>562128865I have it, runs fine for me boss
>>562128865it runs the game just fine
>>562126228You don't cart that much when you're with me I noticed. You also have a respectable solo AT Arkveld time
>>562135731Aiteann
>>562133623I appreciate the write-up but there's no reason for me to ever fight nibelsnarf again, aside from maybe that one DLC quest that has 60% of the HP of the one i just fought
>>562135816i didn't do a practice run the night it released, carted twice (forgot insurance) and haven't tried solo again since thenif AT/Guardian mode didn't favor element i would have been screwed because i never learned how to offseti think it was easier than AT Jin challenge
>>562136501Well that's the problem with your thinking. If you're afraid to grow, learn, and experiment because you can't handle frustration, you'll never become a better player. I'd at least suggest using better skills but you don't seem like you're open to change. With just a few different skills and some slight adjustments to how you play you could cut your hunt times in half but maybe you like spending 40 minutes on nibelsnarf so what do I know
>>562136575What I'm saying is you're not as bad as you think
>>562136986i have to commit to the biti believe exactly 0% of what i post and you should too
yall so cute
>>562137123oh....
>>562137887 *slaps you* I'm NOT. THAT. INNOCENT.
>>562137913except you should believe this >>562138008 because i defintely said itit's something i say on the regular, actually
>>562129204Jesus. Knew this would happen after the final rotation of festivals. Its going to get dangerously low for the next 12 months.
>>562139687that's fucking gay
>>562139891what famicom game is this?
The MHS3 models in rise mod actually replaced the Apex Monsters with deviants. This is by far the best mod.
>>562139891I'm not there to hunt with my wives....
>>562140534They belong to the gunner now
>>562140760Everybody wants the manly hunter.
>>562140760>>562141358you mean to the archer?
The gunner is taken...
>>562141720Lol. Lmao even.
>ranged>manlyLMFAOOOOOOOO
new kino just dropped not gonna watch it
>>562142008let me guessprobably cheated a way or another like most speedruns in MH?also most likely the event one not the vanilla one?
>>562142008>dos DROPPED
it took me days to find the guard level needed to block this attack since its so rare. Magnamalo also has a rarer attack I'm not going to bother covering until high or master rank. I really need to switch to pc so I can manually figure out all this stuff more easily.
>>562143416The fact you have a desire to this impressive, you are probably more passionate about monster hunter than half the fags here.
>>562143416I actually really like the way you've formatted this. It's clean
oops. >>562144109 meant for >>562143416 also good job >>562143416 anon! i could never get into mice but i'm sure someone will find it useful.
>>562144928proud of u doj for being proud of anon
Who cares? Rice shitmons' movesets are only there for decoration. If they all had 1 move or 100 moves the game would play the exact same.
>>562139862no homo
>>562145181proud of your shitpost doj
can someone give a non shitpost rundown on the doj meme?
>>562145850Doj is a notorious PCheat sperg who has been active for many years. Most notable for creating a really obvious falseflagging persona he named "Darren", where he pretended to be a nintendo fan. Was finally caught with hard evidence against him just a couple months ago, and has been melting down ever since.
>>562146007who says he hasn't just left the general
>>562146007alright thanks anon.
>malzeno's life succ move is called bloody banquet and not scarlet feastcapcom's translators are so fucking stupid
>>562145850it's just another retarded namefag here
>>562146551bloody banquet is cooler
>>562146551which one is based off of touhou
>>562136871I just want to complete every quest, i don't care about minmaxing. >Well that's the problem with your thinking.There is no problem aside from nibelsnarf existing as a concept. He's ugly>If you're afraid to grow, learn, and experiment because you can't handle frustration, you'll never become a better player. I just pointed out one quest that took longer than usual, i don't know how you turned that into not being able to handle frustration. If that were the case i would have quit long ago lmao. If i need to improve either i'll improve, or i quit. And i'm still going>I'd at least suggest using better skills but you don't seem like you're open to change.I'm not a fan of building sets so as long as i kill the monster before triple carting, it's all good. >With just a few different skills and some slight adjustments to how you play you could cut your hunt times in half but maybe you like spending 40 minutes on nibelsnarf so what do I knowI don't mind it for the occasional quest, it's a challenge for a reason. If i really cared about hunting times i would go online and hunt with others, that easily cuts times in half.If 40min quests become the norm i'll probably switch things up but until then i'll keep going, swinging big swords around unga bunga style
>>562146079He literally spends every waking hour in this general. He's responsible for 90% of the posts about mice, milds, ghouls, and NOW.
>DeletedKek
why does mh now want my locations at all time so much
>>562147954So Rathalos can visist your house.
>>562147954probably for driftsmelting so that it knows how far you've walked when the app isn't activescopely said that they will never sell your location data, for what it's worth
I hate having such retarded autism>Cant make myself play switch from XX to GU because the helmet I use is one of the event quests that got canned in the western releaseLife is pain
>>562143416not bad, you got a talent
when is it my turn to be doj
Anyone down to help me beat the timed quest?Got it down to 23 mins. Can't seem to do better than that...
>>562147125Well presumably you're forcing yourself to go through the game using guild gs (despite not being very good with it) to prove to yourself or others that you have learned and reached a certain level of skill but if you're taking this mindset into hunts and just barely scraping by using all of your potions then what's the point?
>Monster Hunter World>only explore a continent
>>562143416this is fucking amazing. this information is so useful, so helpful. thank you, truly thank you.
>>562149716at one point the new world was just a continent
>Monster Hunter MILDS>Its mildBravo Tokuda you're learning
Guardian Brachydios
Why was Capcom particularly lazy with Rathalos for Stories 3?>skyscale rathalos babies are just shrunken adults despite rathalos babies having a model. even dumber is the wilds collab features a baby skyscale rathalos pendant using the regular rathalos baby as a base>dreadking rathalos is a lazy recolor unlike all the other deviants. it has none of the prominent body features like the actual dreadking model
Why is Namielle so much stronger than Yama despite being introduced way earlier? I got honestly really close to killing him on a second attempt and every time I fight Namielle it's just him using his strongest move first time, every time. Yama doesn't do his inhale attack until he's taken a lot of damage.
>>562151128In terms of difficultyYama > Velkhana > Nami > Ibushi/Narwa
>>562150984Brcasue despite everything, Everyone is a rathian enjoyer, but are mandated to suck off rathalos.
>>562149415are you in the lobby?
>>562151128Extra impact for the demo, maybe? It's not like that's the only instance of difficulty not following the story, see Narwa/Ibushi being unlocked in the second area, and Velkhana, another pushover, being in the very last one.
>>562151128Probably because they want you do it last.You alreadly get a taste of Yami, as the tutorial and the normal version is just meant to be the full thing nothing more.I'm pretty sure a lot of jrpg often make the super bosses in the first areas much harder.
>>562151265Yeah I'm the wilds squad lobby
>>562151554should i hop on?i can help make the hunt longer
>>562151265>>562152390THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
>>562153642wasn't meprroud of u doe, doj
>>562156395Okay deedub
I am a Hirabami. I accept it.*floats around*
when i go for dumb risky moves i like to tell myself 'i am a hunter!' and cheer when they succeed
>>562156395proud of your transition doj
do you guys get irritated when you could almost use one of your strongest attacks/combos but the monster recovers just before then
>>562158064I treat it as a learning experience for timing/placing attacks in the same future situations. (I will continue to miss every time in the future as well.)
*ahem*monster hunter
>>562158212I wish I could use my stronger attacks more, I don't like it when I have to learn specific moves or precise positioning to do it, at that point I might as well be memorizing parries from sekiro
>>562158408
>ran out of mega potions
Anyone mind assisting in Wild's Proof of a Hero? I did it with support hunters on my main, but I desperately don't want to do it again like that on my alt.
>>562158721What weapon do you use primarily? I ran in to the needing to fixate on positioning/direction/animation timing bit because of how annoying big bang is in world.People jerk off tcs, but at least tcs doesn't instantly fail if the monter's head wiggles a little bit too far during knock down on the setup hits.
>>562145850lurk moar, you stupid newfag tourist
>>562159106good morning doj
>>562158890but wilds plays itself and monsters die in 2 hits and do 0 damage and are stunlocked forevereally and wounds literally break mechanics that haven't changed since dos and you have infinite restock and there's no tracking and focus mode bad and
>>562158953I'm not exactly a hard carry but I'll run it with you if you want company
>>562160015and what?
>>562160281Let's Rock and Roll buddy
>>562160281who's this semen demon?
>>562160520>monster attacks once during the entire 14 second clipbaby game
>>562159034CB
>>562160479bro...
shagaru love
>>562149665You're reading way too much into this, it's just how i like to play the game. Having all odds against you and then winning anyway is peak gameplay for me.For others it's minmaxing builds, going for the fastest time, or playing with friends. To me it's challenge and checkmarks. If that's really that hard to understand then i don't know what to tell you
>>562160618Chud blade...
>Turn off Sekiret's auto pathing>Mon ran away>Jumped on the chicken >Chicken still auto run toward the mon ?????? What the fuck? Also what is with the new captcha?
>>562162709
>>562162036he can fly you know? duh
>>562160520guard points are the coolest mechanic in monhun
>>562162546april fools
>>562153642>>562162709carryGOD doj does it again
>>562162951what kind of foolery are you trying to peddle
>>562162946>/po/ doesn't exist
>>562162709top right huntress reminds me of a tuber that makes one video every four months
>>562163512
What's the artian bonus and gog infusion I need for elemental HBG? Is it the same for melee weapons?
>>562164110pretty huntress, thanks for sharingit's just the same hair + a big schnoz that were similar
>>562164212it's not the same and not intuitive enough to summarize/regurgitate quicklyyou should look up a guide yourself so at least i can't get blamed for spreading misinformation
>>562128718imagine LETTING the monster hit you >"oh he rapes me but not all the time so its ok"no sissy you dom that motherfucker until youre the one raping
have you considered not participating in or perpetuating rape economy
I recently swapped an earplugs talisman I was using for a 2 attack 1 latent power 2:1 talisman and I somehow cut 4-5 minutes off my hunts. I'm doing everything the same, so it's weird shit is dying so much faster.
>>562147954You need to have background location on for the cat paintballing mechanic
>>562162941...on planet CAGtourist.
I forgot just how unfunny this weebsite can get
I'm having more fun with GU now that I'm not rushing to high/g-rank and instead just taking my time fucking around hunting monsters and crafting different weapons in low rank
>>562166305Wow you’re having fun playing the game? No freaking way
>>562165732wow its so weird that increasing attack and affinity increases damage output
>>562166373Yeah! :)
>Rathalos gets more power by gaining bio energyWorld tempered makes zero sense do they absorb it like frogs do with water?
>>562166473that's not how tempered works at all in world or wilds
>>562166305NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY NARRATIVEE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BURN YOURSELF OUT AND THEN WHINE ABOUT GU HAVING TOO MUCH CONTENT SO I CAN CLAIM MICE IS BETTER!! I CAN'T I JUST CAN'T WITH THIS IT'S TOO MUCH FOR ME RIGHT NOW
tempered means they survived being burned by the flames of the lava in elders recess
>>562166473>human gets more power by eating protein and training IRL makes zero sense do we absorb it into our muscles like your mom does with cum?
>>562166160remember last year when the april fools joke made the entire sote unusable then like 2 weeks later it got hacked and was offline for like 3 weeksfun times
>>562166656i don't even remember what it was last year
>>562166656it was actually pretty nice when everyone moved to the .moe site
>>562166923doge
Doj, the Hunter KingAyako, the ArchivistAira, the QueenCallie, the ScoutLily, the CheaterSeph, the PedophileAny other cool titles our players have?
>>562167307Doj, the Brainlet Frostcraft LancerAyako, the TrannyAira, the Rajang FuckerCallie, the Cart MagnetLily, the Monster TicklerSeph, the Demon Drug Dealer
I love the /mhg/ awards
Wtf
I hate the /mhg/ awards because I didn't win anythingfuck you deedub
I enjoy asmr while playing Monster Hunter.
I love the /mhg/ awards but I wish I were in a different category...>>562168906I think you have the wrong person>>562167307>the Archivistwhat is the reason for this?
>>562167307Tokaru, the racist
>>562169124prooovesfs?
>>562160520are you ever going to move to w*lds?
>>562169124What kind? Do you play MH muted?
You know, i can play movie games just fine but there is something about Wilds's walkie talkie just grind on my nerves for some reason
>>562171986For me it's the knowledge that they spend excessive time on endemics yet you never see them in regular play cause of the seikret so they made those idiotic walking sections in order to show them off the most tedious way possible
>>562171986you don't like the character interactions, the themes, the plot development, the worldbuilding?
>>562172404I hate that the NPCs keep trying to gaslight me with "WOW LOOK ANON, FUCKING AMAZEBALL THIS SHIT IS THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD" i turned my camera and it was just some bogstandard jungle scenery shit >>562172482No, getting kinda annoyed at this indian sasuke kid actually. Something about his face poked at me the wrong way
>>562172382my wife bishu-tenko-chan!!
>>562172728you are not aloneNata is universally hated
>>562172728capcom and the monster hunter team are a small company, you can't expect them to have a good story about adventuring into wild territory and discovering flora and fauna while cool shit keeps happening, its freeking impossible
>>562172854why can't ghouls look like this in game
>>562172382
>>562172382this would be awesome but also suck if the actor is dogshit at it
>>562173579I think the implication is that Ichinose would be the vtuber? I might be misunderstanding
>>562173645oh I'm retarded
>>562173137uhh yeah nevermindmaybe somebody who actually has the bishaten armor set will chime in
>>562174409that's a man
>>562175801I love huntresses
>>562175801palico in front is screaming>GHOUUULS!
>>562176116NoJust No
You are obsessed with gohuls, ghouls and gobuls, accept it
>>562175801omg it miku
>>562176815That's just like your shitty opinion man.
>>562175801>Miku HuntresseNormally I would call you an axe-wounded HRT brain melted pedophile tranny but you like Miku so you have earned a day of peace from me.
上昇している。https://youtu.be/Dne1FCwK3C0?si=me65kY_YdjefRxyW
>>562179786>watch video>skip to 30 seconds>see palico/palamute healthbar>close video
>>562180321TA rules started to die with world and IB PC release. I think rise and SB had some loose rules but not sure about wilds. If you know the logic for the armour augments it's also easy to spot people with impossible gear here and there in SB.
>>562180865TA was very popular in world and IB retard. cheating in the bis gear is not against TA. cheating in impossible gear is. TA didn't really die until wilds killed all love anyone had for this franchise's gameplay
>>562181527TA declined with world already when pierce attacks did most damage at exact 60 fps so console plebs weren't able to compete
>>562145850Mentally ill retarded namefag who likes to make a fool out of himself by posting runs that he thinks take skill.
>>562175801buncha animals
>doj
>>562182556>cute>unwashed
Alatreon in P3rd is harder than IB
palicos? sexed
I will never ever play xiv
>>562185565have you lost your mind?
>>562185565why does my song fucking suck
>>562184141kek please tell me this is a joke. i literally beat p3rd alatreon on my second try. it's incredibly lenient
>>562186291take your pick from one of the spare songsThunder Rolls (Pulse)https://youtu.be/ARQNFi9KSC4What Angel Wakes Mehttps://youtu.be/-3JbbFL-aksLocushttps://youtu.be/OCj8pqVqa1MRise (Pulse)https://youtu.be/ZGaq09a6wZMAmatsu Kazehttps://youtu.be/2iQ27LRIotkWhite Stone Blackhttps://youtu.be/rID_7sEkAQw
>>562185565The FFXIV soundtrack has to be one of the worst videogame soundtracks I've ever heard. Every single time I've been sent a song and told it's sick it's the most derivative, generic and awful shit.Also they blatantly ripped off Powerman 5000 of all people with Fiend and got called out for it by the band
>>562186432not saying it's hard but IB is definitely easier with how lethargic it isfinding openings for head hit is a lot more skill expressive than elemental nova shit
>>562167589I've never understood what the pokemon have to do with this list
>>562187027is eScape the only good ffxiv song or something
he wears his little egg shell..:baw:
>>562189691adorable
Dead ass general wilds to blame??????
>>562172728there's a female nata mod, isn't theremakes it a little more tolerablethink there's also a mod that just erases him from cutscenes and cuts all of his lines
eu posters are at workna posters are asleep or eating breakfastoce posters are going to bed and doing their last fap to their monstiefu
>>562189691:DDD
Rathian sex
>>562189691Okay that's cute
I just wanted to bring to everyone’s attention that there’s a mobile Capcom Card game called “Teppen” that ran for 9 years but just EoS today and died. However they have made it into a offline game now and everything is now free but you only have till the end of April to download it from the app store before they take it down permanently. There’s a lot of cool Monster Hunter cards in it among other Capcom things and the gameplay is pretty unique and interesting.
>>562192781knew of this game when it was like street fighter shit, but i'll download it nowthanks
i will never forgive teppen for vorsphyroa
>>562185565Based but I wasn't in the list so I'm jelly.
>>562193716*******...
>>562193671Explain
doj winned /mhg/
>>562194056since frontier was never officially localised the romanization of a lot of monsters is just transliterated katakanathey decided to include frontier mons in teppen so the official name they gave to ディスフィロア (Disuforoa) is Vorsphyroawhich is fine or whatever it's their prerogative if they want to rename Valfalk to Valstrax or Arshvelt to Arkveld but those are determined and announced pretty close to the same release timeDisufiroa didn't get renamed for like 10 years
>>562188217yeah that's why there's seven different versions of it>>562193716the list of hunters/huntresses i wanted to use is way longeri'm actually annoyed i didn't assign any for zecla because xiv plot is actually completely devoid of any sex appeal
>>562195321who even are you? what was your reasoning behind pairing songs to hunters?
>>562187623Alatreon is one of those monsters that gets nerfed every game, which makes the IB version filtering shitters even funnier
>>562171986It's the yanking away of controls and forcing you on these walking/talking bits that annoyed me and then the endemic life is pointless. In World you caught stuff to decorate your house with them, here it's like oh hey a shitty animal that awards 6 guild points. Also, the brown child is just awful. The brown people are primitive retards, but somehow even more primitive than the ones in previous games, because they don't even know what a weapon is. Let's eat beans and cheese bread on the floor in our underwear!
>>562195553sounds like Astrid activity
Post images that activate sleeper agents
>>562196901
>>562195321Explain the logic for how you grouped hunters together
>was trying to selfharm by binge drinking and spamming league games but ended up winning everything and got mastersmonster for this feel?
>>562197338Tzitzi ya ku
>>562145152kys spammer retard
>>562145152Love yourself gunner cutie
bro really just replied to a post from 13 hours ago
https://x.com/DailyMHOST/status/2039112272308506889?s=20
>NOOOOOOO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO REPLY TO POSTS THAT ARE AN ARBITRARY AGE!!! THIS IS A CHATROOM!!!!! NOT AN IMAGE BOARD!!!
>>562145152I like your screenshots
>>562145152you're a friendless faggot with no personality and you will die alone :)
>>562197779have the whole album for free brotherhttps://litter.catbox.moe/jecxhh.zip
>>562198060Based!
>>562185565
>>562197338congratulations on masters anonyou really should treat yourself better
>>562167307calie is a warrior though
>>562195553i like frens and i like xiv music>>562196646she do be giving femlala energy>>562197251it started because some songs had like one lyric that made me think of the huntressaira thinks she's a queen beeseph and sephiroteudaimonia is like pandemoniumkaiju is literally vamp fatalecalie posts duna love a lotlukan and susano are both turtles (also only non-vocal song on the list)then i made the full list of songs i wanted to usei avoided the expac openings/endings because they were too plot specifictook some vocal songs out because they fucking suck (ARR Leviathan, Eden Titan, Good King Mog, etc.)then mostly it was just trying to match vibesthe list is grouped by xiv relevance and not by huntressesgeneral primals, HW content, SB content, etc. down to EW postgame and DT content which i've never actually played (yet???)
RITUALPOST TIERLISTS tier>he isn't a solo hunter (RIP)A tier>how to fix wilds?/remove focus mode>is this the worst game of all time? B tier>>/mhg/ catlolisC tier>and he will come/don't lose hope ichinoseF(orced) tier (these are all the same person)>he isn't a soles hunter>screeching legiana>mizutsune roar > theme>playing monhun on acid>sex with mizu/zinogre
>>562114537What's your favorite monster to hunt /mhg/? Tell me what game has the version of the fight you enjoyed the most and what weapon you main or like using against it
>>562199517>no "Nice thread huntards"false listfalse prophet
>>562199197>Callie lorelet
>>562199315Pure, unadulterated autism. Very funny
/mhg/ Awards 2025Welcome everyone for this year's awards! Without further ado let's get right into it.>Most Salt Mined Award9* Tempered Gore !>Doxxer AwardBl*cked spammer from PC for doxxing aiteann/ariel>Doxxee Awardaiteann/ariel >PC Mod of the Year AwardThat mod to make Nata white!>Cutest Hunter AwardAnaxa>Cosplayer of the yearMy wife Jes!>Cutest Couple AwardZext and Thecla! >Pervert of the Year AwardIt was close, very close but the award goes to Mush!>Shitposter of the Year Award |~(°-°)O from PC dethroning blackedfag for the first time! Congratulations! >Tranny Freakout AwardDethroning Shiina from its 2 year consecutive win is.....Ayako from PC!>Saddest Farewell AwardTalula left us to never be seen again....>/mhg/ crush of the Year AwardIt was close, we had a lot of newcomers and veterans on this category but will it be the old or the new? And the award goes to.....Jade!!! >Rent Free AwardLiving without paying a single dime, this year's award goes to.... dwdante/ubel/whitelinkx/behemoth cope/eudaimonia/deedub owning several properties on shitposters heads! >Rivalry of the Year Award Everyone who participated in the dosha challenge as that was the only moment the game was competitive >Avatarfag of the Year AwardMarcille poster >Cuckold of the Year AwardThat anon who uninstalled Wilds and when he tried installing again he lost the save in the cloud lol
>>562167307>Lily, the Cheaterqrd?
>>562199617This is a common mistake, I don't blame you. "Nice thread huntards" isn't a ritualpost, but a guy placing bookmarks at certain moments in /mhg/ so he can easily find them back in the archives. The exact purpose of the bookmarks is unknown.
>>562199315>grouped by xiv relevance not by huntresses woah i’m still right next to my wife truly we were meant to be together
>>562199793>Nutcase of the Year Award or also known as Jaerick AwardGhoul spammer schizo! >Unexpected comeback of the year AwardMLX!>Most Boring Player AwardWhen you play with her you are sure to have the most boring hunt of your life. No comedic value and nothing to learn. Just pure boredom. The award goes to.....noicie from PC! Congratulations for winning again! >Most Popular Clique AwardYou want to join this hunter's quest? Well you can forget about it because those spots are reserved. The award goes to Seph!>Most Hated Hunter AwardOur resident spammer schizo!>Ousted Cheater of the Year AwardWormy for using cheating camera mod! >Most influential Fan Club AwardAira fanclub!>Most Popular Squad AwardSlayer>Hero of the YearThis is the highest award that can be bestowed on an /mhg/er and this year it was a very difficult assessment but the award goes to.... Anthony for keeping the squad together! And with that we end the year 2025 with all of these memories. See you in Pragmata!
>>562199591copper blangonga, with longsword
>>562199693? you're the lorelet, calie is one of the warriors
>>562199828qrd lily is a rampant cheater
stop posting my name
>>562199591>favorite monstershagaru! it's cool, pretty and scary at the same time, i will enjoy the wilds version most in the dlc ;) but as of now i prefer rise version
>>562199793>>562199914>mentioned 6 timesI won this one hard
>>562199949Never seen him cheat but idk
>>562199936nope Callie is NOT a main character no matter how much you cope she is a background Scout regiment character; respectable but not that important
>>562199315>>562193716this is actual, real autism. good lord. go touch grass immediately
>>562199591GU Valstrax, Adept CB
>>562200170sup lily
why is zecla so cute?
>>562200387both are attractive
>>562200352I'm not, I'm not denying your claims either but I personally just haven't seen him cheat, cheat how anyways?
@ayako @gym tomorrow (eta 10.5 hours from now) get your monsties ready
>>562200387thecla is cute but zext is a faggot who badmouths people behind their back
What is happening in this thread lol
>>562199517you forgot the >PS3 graphics posteralso soles hunter has said that he only ever opens /mhg/ to post soles and then leaves>>562199793>Tranny Freakout Award>Ayakoindefensible!>>562200242autism is not such a bad thinganyways I will always support effortposting>>562200387thecla is a mysterious figurealways appears when zext is online and always stays closebut hardly says a word and has no presence in the thread>>562200615I will be ready
>>562200790discordfag spamming their trash again
>>562200860>you forgot the >PS3 graphics posterthat's >is this the worst game of all time? >>562200931that's my discord server totally unrelated to /mhg/ but we come here in a group to funpost sometimes
>>562200931may I join
>>562201024fuck off you waste of air
>>562201149nope
>>562200738>is this the worst game of all time?oh yeah
>>562200738Deefaggot should get badmouthed
>Actually admitting to being part of a trannycord that coordinates shitposting in the generalThe clique isn’t sending their best today
>>562201412you're mad
>>562199591Mizutsune from Rice, with every weapon conceivable in the game
trustworthy sources claim ayako is @crystalhealslut on X, this true?
>>562201478Dilate
>>562201589yeah
>>562201504Neat. Forgot about the old AI instructions for these figurines
>>562201657that's crazy
>>562201504SAAARR BEAUTIFUL SAAR
>>562201589noI don't play ffxivis this trustworthy source the same person who keeps saying that I'm FQ?they are confused
>>562200231>t. Lorelet
>>562202201fanfic, not canon
>>562201589>cute sounding name>open twitter>most cumbrained moid account everdon't know what I expected of an xivtranny
>>562202560>crystalhealslut>crystal heal slut>cute sounding nameare you sure you're not also describing yourself?
>>562202560>slut>cutelol?
>>562202660the girlies have coopted the healslut aesthetic long ago and made it tasteful, only a future rapist permavirgin moid sees "slut" and thinks "WOW I CAN HAVE SEX WITH THAT"
crystal/krystal is like top 3 prostitute names
men trying not to be disappointments to their mother challenge (impossible)
can we please talk about monster hunter? i like zinogre
>>562203148This hits hard because my mom just died and this is how I feel.
>>562203148foid foid go away increase my cortisol another day
>>562203352I'm tired of the electric dog
>>562203515OK hasan
>>562203352I hate zinigger. He’s ugly, he’s shilled (has literally been in every game except milds since his introduction), his gimmick completely destroyed MH, etc
>his gimmick completely destroyed MHthat was worlds though
>>562203352peaked in P3rd
>>562202969>tastefulch*ice feminist garbage
>>562203352Zinogre's only contribution to modern civilization was adding the Fanged Wyvern category. Every single one that came after him is better or more interesting, except maybe Great Girros and even then Girros looks cooler
zin is a good fight but also a gateway drug to terrible tastes and decisions
>>562204206retarded incel kys
>>562204337>t. idiotic libfem
trust me there is no political divide around wanting all men to be killed
>>562204860take your husband's last name for me
Monsters before zinogre >Super agile, break his wingarms to cripple him>Fast and powerful but becomes vulnerable to damage when enraged >Durable everywhere unless you break its shell to expose the flesh underneath>Monster becomes more or less dangerous depending on the area type>Tail is more vulnerable to bladed weapons than the headMonsters after zinogre>HIT THE GLOWING PARTS TO MAKE IT FALL DOWN!! HEAD IS 75 HZV FOR ALL DAMAGE TYPES BTW>HIT THE GLOWING PARTS TO MAKE IT FALL DOWN!! HEAD IS 75 HZV FOR ALL DAMAGE TYPES BTW>HIT THE GLOWING PARTS TO MAKE IT FALL DOWN!! HEAD IS 75 HZV FOR ALL DAMAGE TYPES BTW>HIT THE GLOWING PARTS TO MAKE IT FALL DOWN!! HEAD IS 75 HZV FOR ALL DAMAGE TYPES BTW
out of good comebacks i see
https://www.youtube.com/live/6Ezpy7ppD_Ybeen watching this guy attempt to fix rise with Vibecoding and its getting kinda good actually
>>562205171Lol you know I was actually thinking recently about how often zinogre's design cues pop up in monsters introduced in games after his debut so it's funny you post this but it's ridiculous to pin this on zinogre when this all started with rajang. Zinogre only took the power up form farther but rajang introduced it
>>562205485tl;dr
>>562205649Removed Wirebugs and made you run significantly faster outside of combatalso using some other mods from other creators like talismans after every fight
>>562205589? rajang doesn't have a powerup form until 4th gen faggot worldtranny
well of course capcom is gonna make more monsters like Zinogre he's been the most popular monster for like 15 fucking years
>>562199906a couple songs i picked because i noooooticed huntresses are frensi literally don't remember anything about Sophia lore or Equilibrium's lyrics rn but i gave it to Saeko because she and Seph are frensi don't think Saeko exemplifies balance per se or has trauma related to finding her father bleeding out on the seashore
^ adult man btw, typing like hes an 8 year old
>>562206232based bc i do the same
>>562205741NOOOOO YOU CANT REMOVE… BINGBUGS… well maybe you can…
>>562206113You're too good for this thread cute xiv autism poster but I appreciate you
>>562206883I dont like him hes got pedophile energy
>>562199315May I see your huntress and WoL? I can show you mine if you show me yours
>>562207395it's astrid
>>562207610I still like seeing side-by-sides... I made one a long while ago and I think it's fun to see people's characters across game dimensions.
grown men talking about showing each other their digital barbie dolls
>>562207965I like seeing Ken dolls too :)
>>562205795His enraged form is his powered up form. He gets several new moves while enraged which is unlike monsters before him. Furious rajang is in FU and it ultimately started with rajang no matter how much that enrages you
>>562207395i played for almost 4 years but my account's been inactive for at least 2 yearsi don't think i took a single screenshot the entire time
>>562208137>He gets several new moves while enrage...no he doesnt
>>562208218It is SO over
>>562208264So you've never fought rajang got it. In any case rajang was literally designed as a super saiyan analog he is quite literally the poster boy for powered up monsters and set the stage for later monsters like deviljho. I don't even know how this is controversial
Now that I think about it, did the concept of a variant even exist before rajang? All I remember from gen 1 is subspecies. Rajang invented the power up form clear as day with this fact alone
>its a black monkey who turns gold when angry just like saiyans THAT MEANS HE HAS A POWERED UP FORM HE RUINED MONSTER HUNTER>>562208754>whats that another dball z reference? THIS MEANS MORE POWERED UP FORMS HOLY MOLY
>>562208137Imagine literally making shit up about games you didn’t play just to defend the honor of itchynose’s deviantart oc. No, rajang doesn’t get several new moves while enraged in FU. The only real similarity it has to zinogre is that you can end its enrage by breaking the tail and that’s several steps below hitting glowing parts for free knockdowns.
CRIMSON FATALIS GETS ARMOR MODE WHEN HE'S BELOW 50% HP THAT MEANS HE RUINED MONSTER HUNTER AS SOON AS MH1G
>>562209168this but unironically
had eye surgery recently and my vision is still a bit blurry, can I still join the rooms? I might cart here and there tho
>>562209257>can I still join the rooms?No. And if you still join and I figure out who you are (I will in as little as 2 hunts), I will make sure you'll never be able to play with /mhg/ again.
>>562209257no one cares if you cart
>>562209257Unintentional fumbling just makes the hunts more fun
>>562208754I actually checked and rusted kush was before that but I think the argument still stands >>562208880Yes I think rajang was very clearly when they started wanting to go for a higher power level with non elder monsters and that of course led to zinogre among others. I don't see it as an issue but you'd have to be braindead to not realize rajang was the start of this. We had other new monster designs like narga, tigrex, garuga, etc that weren't powering up
>>562209547>I actually checked and rusted kush was before that but I think the argument still standsMHF1 Garuga is one eared garuga
>>562209672Yes but it was only retroactively considered a variant. Before that it was just garuga
>>562210002well retroactively we have decided that zinogre is the posterchild of powerup monster and not rajang so too bad
>>562189691Someone kill that thing before it grows up to be even more annoying
>>562210103I don't even see how powered up forms are a bad thing. Rajang, zinogre, deviljho, magnamalo, etc have made the game more fun and interesting.
>>562210804Not Zinogre
>>562210804>magnamalo>fun and interesting
>>562210134>not hard just annoying
>>562211063yes and scorned magna in particular is one of the most fun monsters in the series
>>562211168nope
>>562211840*slaps you*
Magnamalo is the best monster in the series and no one can convince me otherwise.
not mainline creation = badunderstandood???
>open Wilds>try to come up with a layered armor set i actually like for over an hour>give up and the close gameThis has happened 3 times now. Like, there's stuff I actually wanna do in the game itself but I get stuck on this for some reason. I think I'm just gonna say fuck it and start wearing full sets or something.
>>562212350That's Malzeno actually.
Am I crazy or is the lightning armor new for kirin in fourth gen? I genuinely don't remember dealing with it before now. I do like how it's basically the same as white fatalis lightning armor though. It kind of implies elders can learn from each other and grow stronger
>>562205485>attempt to fix riseWhat is there to fix? Or is it just an irrational hatred of Wirebugs? Try to learn the maps instead of whatever the fuck this shit is, this was one of the actually fun things about Rise and made huge maps actually feel good to traverse when compared to World eventually turning into having some thing automatically carry you to the monster, and Wilds just completely skipping the midgame entirely with the Seikret.
>>562213028huntress?
>>562213464Yeah, except I don't wanna look like a slut so it automatically disqualifies a lot of the armor pieces in the game.
>>562213723>wildsjust wear male armor
>>562213723I don't get this; you generally have to go out of your way to get the slutty look everyone uses. And if your idea of 'slutty' is a bit of thigh flesh just wear the male armor versions, I guess. There's a ton of armor options in this game.
>>562213028this happened to me in rice
>>562199517I knew this general is dead the moment solohunter tigrex is no longer posted.I only come here once in a while to remind myself how bad things can truly get.
>>562214002>>562214037I still wanna look vaguely feminine but not be lightly armored because I'm using Lance and wearing rags while using a big ass spear and shield looks retarded. I also just want some closed helms, but many of them either have monster parts that clash with the rest of the set, or the one I like the most, guardian fulgur, has those fucking blue streaks that completely kill the ability to match it with other sets.
>>562214114What's with these shit captchas recently? I don't know who half these fucking characters are because I never got into this slop. I only knew who megumin was because retards on this site spam her nonstop
>>562199517What about >i love huntresses
>>562214663Dunno. Either way i hope all the discord clique subhumans that are shitting this place die a slow painful death.
>>562214114Isn't he gone for like less than a month? He also took breaks before, no?https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/558988605/#559012629
>>562115345Is that Preston from FO4?
>>562213450Mice melt
>>562214510holy agp
>>562215971I still have no idea what the fuck agp even means. Keep the tranny stuff to yourself.
I mean we all know immersionfags don't really give a fuck about immersion and are in reality aestheticfags but I do find it hilarious how little shit gore gets from them. What the actual fuck is gore shooting at me? Apparently the dark aura around him is caused by his scales but what exactly are his blasts made of? It's not fire or dragon element or any known element for that matter and how the fuck would it make sense for him to be spewing endless scaled from this throat? It really is just unnamed black magic and immersionfags just accept this shit with no problems because his design isn't showy and is fairly bland (when not transformed). It's the funniest shit and I say this as somebody who actually likes gore
>>562216278I guess it's supposed to be handwaved as fine because gore technically evolves into an elder and they get to use magic with no issues but I just think the hypocrisy is funny
>>562214663April Fool's
>>562214114>>562215219>sissy/acked spammer disappears at the same timenoticing
>>562216278i like to imagine that its effectively spit, just very dense, explosive, and filled with the virus
>>562216536ah yeah that makes sense
>>562216278you sound like a faggot honestly. maybe you should've been complaining about kushala summoning storms in dos if you wanted anybody to take you seriously
>>562216278the aura and gassy stuff is scales, so that means the stuff he is spitting at you must be gore equivalent to hairballs
>>562217271It’s an actual tendie still seething that Rise got shitposted about for its entire support period
>>562216776Kek i could probably believe that if it looked like any of the other spit attacks monsters have like the gypceros poison spit. It doesn't even move like spit. it's really just magic or at best "scale blasts" which is funny to think about because that means scales would be constantly be building up in gore's throat and probably kill suffocate him to death if he didn't blast them out lol
>>562217271I don't care that gore has no real logic behind his magic. I'm only pointing out hypocrisy. It's fine when kushala does it unironically because he's an elder
>>562217494you're just as much of a faggot as him, buddy. maybe you should be playing monster hunter instead of obsessing over which platform it's on.>>562217629gore literally doesn't have a classification, and shagaru is an elder dragon. hence it's allowed to do stupid bullshit because elder dragons do stupid bullshit.
>>562217378that's just an assumption though i don't believe it's ever confirmed his blasts are scales even if we can probably assume they are and regardless it still doesn't make sense because then they should act like seregios scale shots and not magic blasts that can explode and do all kinds of wacky shit
>>562217772kek already way ahead of you>>562216463It's just handwaved away of course. What's even the point of the demi-elder category? Just call them elders if the differences are negligible
>>562217987because they want people to be able to fight gore earlier with the other upper tier monsters without having to award elder dragon parts.
>>562217987my current head cannon is demi-elder is something that can grow into elder dragonthe problem is not all gores become shagarusso demi-elder being bad depends on what they classify chaotic as
>>562218130Well there's the real answer. That really is all there is to it and thus immersion one again ultimately kneels before gameplay
>>562218418No it's really just >>562218130because otherwise why would their age matter if they can effectively still perform magic? basarios is young gravios and we don't call it a demi-flying wyvern.
the tung tung tung sahur collab will save wilds
Think about teostra and lunastra they're both considered elders despite being different forms of the same monster so really there's no reason to consider gore, chaotic, and shagaru as not all elders and the only logical reason for demi-elder is just the gameplay loot drop differences. The classification does imply they'll be introducing more demi-elders soon
>"why I never hunt AT Rey?">try 10* with non ADHD riddled weapon>get fucked by aftershocks and its new super aoe quick blastyea I remember why
Hikage will return in Monster Hunter Wilds' expansion.
>>562199315okay, now explain the others
why doesn't /vg/ have the anti newfag captcha
>>562220846itndoes it's just chance based for aprol fools
>>562218734Gotta hand it to Capcom, they suck but it could so be much worse
>>562221042I can hear this gif
>>562220846anti newfag captchait got some post 2007 stuff tho
i just know a fujo drew this
>>562220018Esl
>>562222656thank god this means I'm not an american
>>562219910Ok? Who cares?
>>562221979Cute drawing but I don't know who he's supposed to be
>>562223656Thats me the ceo of getting fucked in the ass :3
>>562223656It's sono
>>562223462You apparently
>>562223961who
>>562224442a cutie hunter
>>562224249This but Portable 6 when they revamp Tundra
they put a /mhg/ reference in the captcha
>>562227012my boy raul
>>562227012Raul da goat put some respect on his name
>>562227012never played fallout so ill call him ted
>>562227012my beautiful wife
>>562221979>tfw no fujo gf to draw your hunter for you>tfw she won't draw her huntress and your hunter togther
>>562224249My waif
>>562228317Nobody wants to fuck your hunter, K****
>>562228585who
I don't understand whats the point of healing and the rock paper scissors system in 3 if enemies start the battle with the AOE yellow skill that one taps the team...I just reached the Somnacanth, there is no skill involved...i just start and get knocked on my ass. 2 was not this much of a clusterfuck...I am scratching my head over the mechanics of this game. Is this one of those modern pandering to the people who love obnoxious "difficulty"?
>>562229167To be honest that just sounds like my experience with stories 1 endgame. I guess they just expected you to grind a lot more than I was willing to. I don't know jrpgs and turn based games in general just kind of suck
monster hunter
>>562228528>extremely slow and telegraphed attacks that only exist to be free damage for valor LSwhat a fucking kusoge
>>562231932sounds like wilds had to be fast
>>562231932Yeah thats why they gave her a fuckton of health. Shes basically Milds monsters - inflated punching bags.
>>562228309>tfw no one to draw your hunter full stop
>>562228528now I am remembering my flight with Gammoth where all I did was attack her back legs with aerial insect glaive and it took 35 minutes. I'm so bad at this game.
>>562224249You got me. You dick.
does 4u not have the character import feature that fu and gu have where you can restart the game with your old potions and shit?
Chat is stories 3 good
>>562199793>Cutest Hunter Award>AnaxaAs it should be
>>562232728Yes.
>>562232728No.
>>562232728Maybe...
>>562232728I don't know
>>562234046-100 cute points due to mushjeet stink
>>562234046why so low res?
two players took voyeur pics of my huntress' crotch while she was in her idle animation and sent them to me
>>562232728Short answer: yeah, it’s good — but depends what you expect. What people likeReally fun gameplay loop – turn-based combat + collecting and customizing monsters (“Monsties”) is deep and addictiveBig improvement over older games – more polished, bigger world, better systemsCool visuals & animations – very flashy, anime-style, high qualityLots of content – easily 60–100+ hours if you do side stuffOften compared to a better/more complex Pokémon-style RPG DownsidesGrinding later on can get annoyingStory is hit-or-miss (some love it, others find it weak or uneven)Combat can feel slow/repetitive sometimesNot super beginner-friendly (a bit complex) Overall verdictCritics scores are around 8–8.5/10 (≈82–85)It’s considered one of the best in the Stories series, but not perfect. Should you play it? YES if you like:Pokémon / creature-collecting gamesTurn-based RPGsMonster Hunter world & creatures MAYBE NOT if you want:Fast action combat (this isn’t like mainline Monster Hunter)No grinding / super casual gameplayIf you want, tell me what games you like (Pokémon? Elden Ring? Persona?) and I’ll tell you if it’s worth it specifically for you
>>562234927It's milds
I haven't joined the luxury in like 2 months should I even bother at this point
>>562235254what is the luxury?
>>562234997so relatable sister
>>562234997would you like a third?
>>562235635Auto correct for lumu (room)
>>562228528>Valor LSkys fag
Have a lovely day
>>562237720Stylish hats
>>562237720>THREE GUNNERSmhg has fallen...
>>562238572I use all weapons doe
>>562239703gammoth sisters....
>>562239802you should use swap horn for buffs when you play HH instead of carrying two different gogmartian elements
>>562240174I bring 2 elements for the simple reason that I don't wanna go back to camp if I need a different one for the second monster and I'm not skilled at HH so I'm not gonna tryhard it with a swap hornand I don't wanna make even more loadouts
do not lose hope, /mhg/
I like Wilds, it's a 7 out of 10 game with some 8 and 9 monsters in it. It's just not really a Monster Hunter game
>>562241087Much like Rise and Tokudien 2
>>562241087Best I can do is a 5
what should i draw
>>562241962your favorite monster
>>562241962my favorite monster
>>562241962valstrax passing artemis 2 on the way to the moon
>>562241942so it really is astrid??
Since offsets build up stun on the player, so should blocking. If you block too many hits in a short period you get stunned. It's only fair you should be punished for doing the right thing.
>>562241962My hunter
free challenge ends in just under an houranyone still going for PBs?
>>562239703Fated Four... And Gammoth's husband...
>>562241962Seconding >>562242235
>>562241962i also agree with >>562242235>>562242465not solo PBs and I think any group that wanted a fast time already got it
https://streamable.com/wpozfl
you got niggas joining the squad and play on their own lobbies, oh my days it cannot get gayer than that
>>562243061kek
>>562243061a classicthey always bomb right at the player
>>562243061
>>562239703The only reason I don't think this combo works is because glavenus is already doing the sword thing so doubling up on that with goss feels redundant but I really wonder what a fourth gen goss would have played like
You DID get your Arkveld Trial done right?
>>562242465We are about to get all challenges back on cycle so I am not worried about a PB. Ran him a few times over the weekend averaging 12 mins. Will chase a sub 8 TAwiki later.
>>562244937Yes I got 20 minutes with a sloppy Hammer run :)
if you want to show up on the leaderboard screenshots then you'd better join the squad!
>>562245051I shan't
>>562244973>TAwiki in WildsI mean, good luck but how does TAwiki work with stuff like the giant thunderbug or other guardians randomly showing up?
>>562245145that's okay!
>>562245281You just follow to the next zone and lure pod him ASAP. Its 50% chance anything shows up and even lower that a turf war engages if you lure pod quickly. TAwikis are pretty easy in Milds on challenge quests and 9-5s in HG. The hardest part is if you have played any MH prior and ever used any mods before you are forfeited. Except there is no actual TAwiki scene thanks to Japs nuking 90% of runners in SB then eating eachother early on in Milds.
>>562245014When do pendants usually get released. The only one I ever was interested in doing was this recent one and I skipped all the others.
oh noooooo what will we do without the speedrunner scene....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *WHEEZE* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
post killscreens
What's the bestest GU longsword that isn't Valor
>>562246302adept
>>562246090Yeah its pretty gay and finally going back to the older gen days where its just randoms posting the occasional TAwikis for themselves. World brought it so many faggots and clout chasers and its finally over for the most part.
Refresh my memory /mhg/, what ended up happening to the (Kulve Tartoth?)weapons as of master rank? I have three god roll Gog Hammers (Fire, Dragon, Ice) and wonder if it's even worth it to go for Lightning and Water? Gog RNG will be irrelevant in Master Rank no?
>>562246302Striker is quite strong at endgame hunts in GU but Brave is just in another league.https://youtu.be/nrmAzPARcnU?si=3nRknCw03tQGDg7z
>>562246413kjarrs ended up becoming the best elemental weapons in the game because of the high stats and built in crit element but everything else was useless
Sakura Slash my beloved
>>562151265>>562153642Let me know if you're down for trying "Proof of a Hero" Since I got all event talismans at A rank, figure that would be my next goal.
>>562246395Who would even watch speedruns for monhun anymore? Back in the day it meant something because some hunts could take 30+ minutes but now everything dies in under 10 minute so who gives a shit if some goober kills it in 4 minutes? It's not impressive anymore even aside from all the cheating. Nobody cares
>>562246413>>562246703pretty sure Kulve got an MR quest that made the HR weapons obsoleteor could you upgrade from Taroth to Kjarr weapons? I can't remember>>562246992sure I'm down
>>562247125kulve got a MR version that allowed you to upgrade those HR weapons and kjarrs were the only ones worth using
>>562247103>Back in the day it meant something because some hunts could take 30+ minuteslol lmao what the fuck are you talking abouteverything died in 5 minutes in every monster hunter game ever with optimised play save for shit like solo siege hunts
>>562247103Technically nobody is watching them anymore. There's a few channels that upload slop and get 99% of the views and actual WR TA would get nothing. Again the scenes dead and I am glad it is but I like doing TAwikis for myself and my own PR.
>>562247279>he's a g*nner die
>Back in the day it meant something because some hunts could take 30+ minuteshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvzTse1WAA0lol lmao even
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb3BdaDf3jISkillful classic mh gameplay
>>562247125Oh dude awesome. I'll be in the lobby
>presenting speedrun footage as regular gameplaylol. lmao even.
>>562247407Obviously I meant for the average player. We literally had an anon say he took 40 minutes to kill a nibelsnarf in GU yesterday. In wilds even a total shitter can kill pretty much every monster under 10 minutes and only the lowest of the low dirty scummy slimy worm shitters take longer than that now
>n-no that doesn't c-c-countretard. not even deserving of a (You)
>the topic is speedruns and how unimpressive they supposedly are compared to speedruns in old games>wtf why are you posting speedruns
>In wilds even a total shitter can kill pretty much every monster under 10 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHkjQE-nzioHere's my contribution to the cherrypicking party
>>562247407I member when me and wife Blanche would hunt these monkeys in the lobby
>hunts used to take long for the average player so speed runs were impressive but now hunts are fast even for bad players so nobody cares>uhh actually speed runs in older games are on par with regular gameplay now so it's the same LMAO
>>562247929If you can't kill a monster under 10 minutes in wilds you deserve to be euthanized. It's that simple
none of you are good in any monster hunter
>>562248012>Search clashing fists speedrun on youtube>Nothing even resembling a speedrun time from anyone except a group of 4 gunnersWhat the fuck were they feeding monsters in 3U
>>562248242What am I looking at?
>>562248284oops meant for seph, jazz, and aira
i can kill any monster with any weapon in exactly 10 minutes and one second
>>562248419[glass him]
>>562248242so why do people seem to love this huntress slut when current huntresses are frowned upon?>>562248363clashing fists Brachy had insanely bloated stats, regular G rank Brachy speedruns seem to take about 8 minutes
>>562248242thekite right? Those curves look familiar
>>562248554>when current huntresses are frowned upon?furfags from /amhg/ mostly.
Started playing World a year after release. Wish I got in sooner. Didn't realize this series stopped being handheld kusoge for Japanese public transit commuters.
>>562248385our girl Blanche commissioned a set of artwork of her huntress getting fucked by every monster in World as well as an armor set based on that>>562248631yeah
>>562248754So this is the adult oriented manly content worlos watch hmm...
>>562248864I don't believe you, where's the evidence
>>562248554>so why do people seem to love this huntress slut when current huntresses are frowned upon?during world days huntress hornyposting and attention whoring was accepted and widespread. people openly lusted for huntresses and huntress posters in threads and in game so stuff like this was fine and commonplace and those huntresses were grandfathered in as being good since then the thread culture has shifted in the opposite direction
>>562248884Prefer to use Worldsperm myself
>>562249025Silence morlog nobody asked you
>>562248864Oh those were commissions? Thought the guy was just drawing his own OC>>562248972https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=thekite+monster_hunter+
>>562246132
>>562248631>blatantly not his artstyle>those curves look familiar>>562248864>still trying to spread this provably false bullshitat least try to make the samefagging less obvious>>562248972there's nothing but evidence to the contrary. the kite just happens to have an OC called blanche and he doesn't even take comissions on his monster hunter pieces all of the art with none OC characters were auctions for people to insert their OC into his art
>>562249527proud of u doj or whater
Mhg is arguing about who drew their furry degenerate oc huntress porn. This is what wilds gets you. Reject wilds reject tokuda
>>562249527I thought one of the rise characters was auctioned
imagine there's no morlos...it's easy if you try
>>562249804The stories were hot. I wish I was a huntress who gets fucked by all those beasts
>>562249874some of the "your OC here" art is auction but he doesn't take outright commissions for it. he draws the piece and then auctions off the character slot and all of the auctioned pieces include OCs that are not the character this anon insists is our blanchethe kite's OC blanche however does appear in almost every other piece almost as if it's his OC and he's using her for her purpose or something
>>562249527>blatantly not his artstylePardon me for only looking at the ass, which does look similar to his style
>>562250158i would slay you where you stand before i let a fellow hunter fall into such darkness. one swift strike my carving knife into the back of the skull
>>562250158I would watch
>>562250452another body on the pile a true cleansing of hunter blood
>>562250525im a monstie doe
>h-hunter?! these human bodies...what happened?!>these? oh these aren't human. they became beasts so i did what hunters do
Hmmm... I wish I could unsee
You are a greater nest cumdump. Accept it.
>>562246302for me, it's guild style for every weapon except SnS
>>562250158unironic agp
I wish I was a huntress who gets a swift carving knife into the back of my skull
>>562251325*stabs you*
>>562251446*guhs*
New wilds update is adding gay sex to the game, and Mpreg Congalala.
>>562251595>mpreg>not mizu
actually they're adding clutch claw and you'll clap
>>562251729I would, but only as a april fools joke.
why can't it ever be normal happy smut between a hunter and huntress, huh? Even have some obvious happy pairings to do.
>>562251729give every weapon a clutch claw like hammer and lance and i'm fine with it
every weapon should have at least one offset, at least one perfect dodge buff, at least one perfect guard move, at least one hyper armor counter, at least one clutch claw gap closer, at least one pre-wound opener
>>562252550And they should all be switch skills on the same slot and have a bar you have to fill before you can use them
Do 'inflict rate up' genes stack of you have a small and medium or do they just overwrite each other?
You think it would be better if they did really cheap spinoffs but churn out a ton quickly like pokemon in between installments or do you prefer stories in between big games?
manually reminding /mhg/ of monhun puzzles
>>562253008who?
>>562252550That sounds good on paper but I'd rather have very distinct and unique weapons instead, sometimes being limited is part of the fun and focus mode is perfect example
>>562252826small/medium/large versions of the same genes don't stack
>>562253687vull!
>>562247125Once again, thank you so much
why don't they just put the meat down?!>>562253815you are welcome ghs
>>562253573for a second I thought this was regodoramarugomo lol but honestly it does kind of look like topudegiraimeru
I enjoy having Es Penis on my team but I feel like Dreadqueen Rathian is going to be a strict upgrade because of the severe poison.
vgh I need it so bad todayim talking about a monster of course
>>562254834would it honestly kill you to just get a boyfriend? seriously have sex
>>562249527I agree regarding blanche but that literally is kite's art loljust an older style
don't do itt. sex haver
>>562255206>*munch* nooo don't partake of these oats *munch* they're dreadful t.oatmuncher
>>562241962draw oatmuncher >>562255393
>>562253687the blurriest huntress
@AYAKO @LURTCHMONSTER HUNTER NOW IN 20Oh Lurtch is sleeping
>>562255889please refer to me as A*ako in public I don't want people to know that I play monster hunter now...
>>562253687>>562254162>>562255889proud of u doj
>>562253687Damn that looks fucking dope
evens bedrottingodds wilds but actually i found a meme relevant to current /mhg/ meta but it's multiple images and i'd rather stitch it together on pc than with rando site/app on phone
>>562256474But you have to go in public to play NOW… so that’s always
Rare ry*m* sighting in NOW
>>562251874male female sex and relationships are so boringI always skip over any part of a doujin that is just a guy and a girl having sex
>>562257681I'm joining ryo's hunt
What do you guys even do in Wilds at this point?
>>562251874too many sex pests
>our first 10* togetherMomentous occasion
>>562258017I'm currently trying to get more armor spheres for defense and then work on getting gogma parts for Gog/Soul. It's just busy work.
>>562258017I just hunt things with friends
>>562258118we are UNSTOPPABLE
>>562258017I still haven't beaten omega or anything past that
>>562258270idk why but my pics aren't attaching right
>>562258017TAwiki!
>>562258423>if only you knew how bad things really are
>>562258017I still need to transcend my gog pieces
Do you not wanna do wroggi or something…
>>562258765I'm not getting it... I'll relog
Alright same. I posted him before tobi as well
>>562258017ERP
>>562258895flawlessthis is my last token btw
>>562259221Okidoki you can post all you havePara HH plus para DB is funny
>>562259392oki okijust shitmons now though so if you want to save tokens that's fine
https://youtu.be/ey6Qll1t4RsIt's up
>>562259580Im still nearly maxed out on tokensKillscreen ruined by cactus
>boughteded mildsheard the milds high texture pack bugged? should I download it anw?
>>562259724ah I seethen I will paintball this wild zin and then we will be done
>>562259957Good huntsId do the same but he’s barely out of range
>>562259908It's not bugged. It is just massively nerfed in terms of resolution. The current hi-res pack is just a little (20%) better than 'high' while the old hi-res pack was like 4x higher than the vanilla 'high'
>>562259908>buggedNo, no it works as intented. That isn't to mean that the textures in it are better than you can get in the base game, quite the opposite in fact, but it's not bugged.
Just coming back to the game since January. Gog's final phase is more annoying that I remember.
>>562260542>not hard just annoying
>>562259908There is no high texture pack anymore.
>>562169930I dunno. Why, do you miss me?
>>562260628wasn't said
>>562260132another massively successful day of hunting!I don't know what I'm even going to do with all these riftborne partshave a good day doshi
>>562260628The meme doesnt work for Gog nigga hes a literal training post and overwatch shooting tutorial
>>562260542learn to do the p3 start boulder tech and the blast bow tech
>>562260628I didn't cart or fail the quest but using the laser guns, while goop is exploding everywhere and he's swooping around isn't as fun as fighting AT Arkveld or even something like 10 star Rey. Feels like literal slop. Granted I already found him pretty boring in 4U after the first couple runs.
9* Rath is fun when you don't get hit.
Metsu Shoryugeki
>>5622613619* Rath hunts itself and does 0 damage and dies in 3 hits (8* dies in 2)
>>562261539
what in the fresh hell
>>562262967please invite me to the discord
>>562260928>tech
>>562261976It dies in like 2/3 minutes not hits goober. And yes technically it cant do enough to kill you.
>>562260784is there something you're looking for btw? I'm almost done with my zinogre riftshells, just need like 5 and I'll probably get those during the outbreaki have about 80 paintballs still
ALERT ALERTNOT A DRILL2ND OUTLANDERS TRAILER IS HEREhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ey6Qll1t4Rs
>>562263856I just can't bring myself to care unless it comes to other platforms.
https://monsterhunteroutlanders.com/events/cbt2recruitment/en/pre-register NOW- erm, OUTLANDERS
>>562264075>have to grind social media followers even before the game releases vgh...the trve monhvn experience
>>562264054Forget platforms, I don't even meet the beta test requirements because apparently you can only participate it on one iPhone model that isn't even in the standard numbered line and is 7 years oldTime to finally ditch my iShit and get a high tier Android phone i guess
>>562264371That's insane if it really doesn't work with the latest iphone
>>562263856Dragon girl waifu
>>562264863>time to go wildmy fucking sides hahahaha they did this on purpose
>>562264863Easily the ghouliest character shown thus far
>>562264371>>562264765are you actually illiterate or something
>>562265003>he unironically fell for that
Time to Monster Hunter Rise to the occasion and go Monster Hunter Wild(s) to save the Monster Hunter World
>>562264863>odogaron is a dragon now
>>562265003It's just worded badly. I assume it does work with the latest stuff but it's worded like it only works on one old model. Just bad marketing on capcom's part or tencent I don't know who's handling this shitshow
>>562265126Her hair is like a long dragon tail that reminds me of Shyvana desu But yes all wyverns are dragons
world sequel announcedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Koal9n78fY
>now >puzzles >outlanders I'm not playing on my phone >stories 3 I'm not paying $90 for a spinoff (more than double what the original stories game cost by the way) >wilds LMAOmonhun is really in a slump
>>562265487stories 3 goes for $57 doe
show me how successful you can be.
>>562265423is that an artian greatsword in the thumbnail?
>>562265805kek still too much unironically they should never have charged more than $40 for it
>>562265423kek i giggled out loud
>>562265423heh
>>562265805that doesn't include the obviously mandatory STORY dlc for monhun STORIES 3
zoh love
i do not believe we'll make it.
>>562266327i love zoh
Hello everybody, I hope you're all doing well. I was just thinking about our favorite monsters. How we all have that one monster we've hunted hundreds if not thousands of times. How we love them dearly. And do they love us back? I think so. Maybe it's all in my head but I feel like once you've got a bond with a monster they start throwing you better rng, or if they're feeling frisky they might manage to trip you up even when you know all of their tricks. So I wrote a short thing about "playing favorites". Please enjoy and have a good night everyone :)>Does this hunter fancy me?>Or is it out of spite?>He flounders into my abode>Raring for a fight.>Long have I put up with>And often have I slain>An ornery hunter, ten or thou>But for him I wouldn't deign>What, to him, are my sharp strikes?>If not a kiss to snout>He prances, dances! Like it's courtship>With no care about our bout>Does this hunter fancy me?>Have I grown soft to men?>To never smash that oaf beneath->Oh, here he comes again!
>>562266012it looks beautiful but it's a shame it seems even more braindead than Now somehow and will probably jew you more too
>>562266415good choice, it's really cool. i want a frenzy zoh gore magala hybrid in the dlc
>>562265487After 5th gens success they've gone full retard and over saturated the market with MH. I am so fucking sick of these games.
>>562266556>jew you more than Now100% as they have energy systems and gacha waifus which are effectively new playstyles locked behind paywallsi feel like they're trying to do "Genshin but Monster Hunter" in which case we'll get time trials that are impossible to clear without paypigging in some waybut if I get to free hunt and meaningfully grind and hunts takes a couple minutes at least, I'll be content
>>562266714I think it's fine but what I find strange is how little they deviate from the monhun formula with the exception of puzzles I guess. They really should be trying out way wackier ideas for spinoffs. It's so uninspired and leaves you wondering why you'd play any of these over real monhun
Target audience for this guy? Twink homosexuals with bear fetish?
https://poal.me/z87sghhttps://poal.me/z87sgh
>>562267063omg it's literaly me
>>562265232nta you're either tech illiterate or simply illiterate. its a common phrase to type <MODEL> "or newer" to specify the minimum requirements.
>>562266551>ten or thouSeveral parts of this sound awkward but this line in particular confuses me. Do you think thou is short for thousand?
>>562267253not him but at times it's used like thatalmost only ever in literature and songs
>>562267192It sounds strange because right before that they specify multiple android models and then only specify one ios model. Like I said you don't want to be leaving any kind of ambiguity here. I'm not even the original anon who seems confused but I agree with him it's strange wording
>>562267063Is that a fucking accel axe
Crazy random Lanky girl archetype
>>562266551this is really nice anonthe third stanza is wonderful
>>562267192i can see how it would be confusing as worded currently but the alternative just looks sloppy (traditional meaning)iPhone XR or newer (iOS 17) or newer
>>562267351From my understanding that's primarily a modern interpretation of thou which would clash with the clearly shakespearean flare the poem is going for
>>562267419Looks cuter and cooler and better than any milds character
>>562267524>a literal ghoul
>>562267453actually the "With no care about our bout" is pretty awkward I think it's weird to have alliteration out of nowhere
>>562267419ackshually dragons eat dog treats
we love ghouls roun' ere
>>562267384pretty sure they just decided wyvern ignition GS is popular and are making multiple GS in this version have the rocket boost animation
>>562267524you take that back
>>562267741LOL
>>562267253>>562267523Thank you for the feedback and yes I was using it as a shorthand for thousand since I've seen it used like that a fair amount of times. I do see how it might be confused for thou (you) though!>>562267453Thank you>>562267598Oh the repetition there wasn't the goal/intentional but I kinda liked how it sounded so I kept it.
>>562267741ghoulish
I didn't even notice until now, subspecies CONFIRMED
>>562265423prowler but human? human sized palico with boobs?
>>562268104Vull...
>>562267253some of you are so mean and hypercritical lol overall it was pretty good especially for a 4chan poem
>>562266551>>562267453this is such a weird samefag man stop it
>>562268298>insane cope
>>562268217It's okay! I do not think the post was mean and I appreciate all feedback. I do just write for fun but it's always nice to know what people think so I can better understand how the writing may be perceived.
>>562268217it was suspiciously goodhe's a furry for sure
>>562267996oh boy sure can't wait to waste all my energy tokens on rathian, pink rathian, gold rathian, radiant rathian, rathian EX, super rathian, rathian (forma verde)
Why are you retards shilling a gachaslop phone "game"
mhg is full of fairies
>>562268421>rise out of nowhere
>>562268298I'm sorry I don't really reply to my own posts unless I have to make a correction to something or I'm posting the answer to a riddle. I'm sorry if I upset you.
>>562268395nothing wrong with that
>>562268217How is that mean? If they're posting it, they have to be open to criticism. It's in everyone's interest for them to get better if they're going to be posting their poems regularly. They seem like english isn't their first language either so it'll only help them grasp more of the nuance of the language
>>562268518kek
>>562267785>>562267889your just jealous
>>562268336oh no im sure that this general that's 24/7 talking about gooning and trannies and Trump and anal sex and is constantly trying to troll each other and spam unfunny pastasSUDDENLYMIRACULOUSLY unites in choir, 10 men strong, praising a shit "poem"it's TOTALLY not 1 guy samefagging himself 5 times because he is mentally ill
>>562268682i'm just a fan of the written word, passionless loser
>>562268682porn and poetry are both art
Average solo Alatreon clear time? Is sub 15 mins shitter territory?
>>562268682that guy has been posting poems since before wilds even released and all you retards were shitting up the threads even worse than worlosits not his fault you're a ultranewfag who wasnt here when he started lol
>>562268739this guy loves the bible everyone post bible quotes!!
>>562268868soloing it at all puts you above shitter you know how many people got filtered
is /mhg/ really that starved for new monhun that it's looking forward to a gacha?
>>562268739I got you bro genesis 10:9He was a mighty hunter before the LORD; that is why it is said, “Like Nimrod, a mighty hunter before the LORD.”
>>562268994i actually do find the bible's prose interesting, i take from it for a dnd character and i take some of the stories for my own writing
>>562268682Well again... I'm sorry if I did something to upset you. I do archive my stuff online but I thought it'd be nice to still share them here. Maybe people liked the riddles more than general writing since riddles are more interactive. I didn't think it would be an issue, sorry.
I changed my mind this guy is cool>>562267384Idk is it? Haven't played Explore
>>562269426nta but it's fine even as awkward as they may sound at times they're a hell of a lot better than 90% of the slop that gets posted here
>>562269494...is that who i think it is...fucking hell LMAO mhg leaking into real life
>>562267384looks like just a weird greatsword>>562269620kek
>>562269620KEK i can see it
>>562269426do not apologize to what is likely a namefag or avatarfag getting mad because someone other than themself got a whopping 3 replies (2 of which were critique)keep doing you
>sees random redhead>OMG ITS THE GUY FROM MY BARA PORN
>>562269763the devs definitely camp this general and that shit is on purpose I just know it
my bowels are rumbling! you know what time that is /mhg/! time to sit on the toilet and play some Rise!
>>562269909this implies you play with your shit you fucking indian
>>562267419lmao is she eating fucking scooby snacks
good let it die i didnt like mhg anyway
>>562271210>>562271210>>562271210