>Overwatch 2026 Spotlighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8Sgnn72e9Y>Animated Short | "Reign of Talon"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch2J2Xuu3VI >Another Life Story Time with Olivia Le Andersen and Kerem Erdinchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP3Pba3mo7M >Vengeance Comes Story Time with Chiara Preziosihttps://youtu.be/zB_nnscVC4w>Season 1: Conquest Trailerhttps://youtu.be/Oji19FJjP74https://youtu.be/Jxli-VIX8fw>Latest patch noteshttps://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/news/patch-notes/>Comics, short stories and musichttps://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/media/>Overwatch Esports 2026 Viewership Rewardshttps://esports.overwatch.com/en-us/rewards>Official Hero Statisticshttps://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/rates>ScheduleSeason 1 Rebrand w/ FIVE (5!) New Characters - Out now!Juno Mythic Weapon & Mythic Mercy Skin - Out now!Mei Mythic Skin - Out now!>Overwatch Wikioverwatch.gamepedia.com>Stadium HelpUse the in-game build helper; it auto suggests the most popular builds/items globally per hero>Overwatch Dev Trackerdevtrackers.gg/overwatch>Overwatch Esportsliquipedia.net/overwatch/Main_PagePrevious Thread: >>562017562
Hey, it's Kiriko
>>562138739
i played 6v6 for a while for old time's sake and now 5v5 feels kinda soulless
Your scope, ma'am
Put the shekels down, I wanna see you play Legend of Cali.
>>562139165I love Ashe
>>562138873Cole Assidy. Smart assidy
Cute Juno!
>>562139324I want her to do this to me
>>562139764n.n
DPS niggas will literally see me on 100 health as tank and attempt to race me to the nearest big health pack when our healers die. i dont think they realize they will passive heal to full health faster than i will.
>>562139764she looks like she fucks horses
>>562138873SAMF
>>562139948Fuck tank niggers, that’s why. Kill yourself.
Lenabros... We've lost.
>>562138873>ancientfags start bickering
>inches away from big health pack>life grabbed away
>>562140241zased........so fvcking zased.........
having a water college and a fire college in a sci-fi setting like it's avatar the last airbender or something is so god damn dumb
Average juno contribution
>>562139409Cutest Juno...
>>562140265Those are some sad asses.
>>562140840Lena's comic still the best in that regard
>>562141026Nice bubblebutt.
>>562139479How does one get themselves into a situation like this?
>>562140265Love how you can tell the artist used sticker assets because the perspective is off. If it is actually correct, then tracer is probably at least 2 heads shorter than Juno>buh buh Juno is floating!No she’s not.
Speaking of Life Grip I had a female girl Anran seething at me in QP the other day because I dared to grip her away from a 1v1 against a Cass that she was losingAnd then I saved her life again next round and she cried, again. “don’t. lifegrip me. ever”We won and she was mid, whole team was defending me
>>562141026ZAMN
>>562141226>a female girlas opposed to...?
>>562141206by asking Mei to leglock my head
>>562138873not addressing the the name change in universe will always be the most bitchmade shit ever. it didnt even have to be some drawn out scene just a "yeah bro i changed names to lose some heat". even making it so mccree was some fake evil twin brother who locked the original up and stole his name and ruin his reputation, before being killed in an epic off screen fight too cool to be shown or some dumb shit, would have been better. at least when shit like this happens in other media theres SOME kind of explanation like pic related becoming shazam because hes technically a different person anyway.
>>562141226stop groping women against their constent you fucking chud
>>562141359In 2026 you have to clarify because trannies infest everythingIf I just said girl everybody would still assume that it’s a troon
>>562141462This is what it means to be mindbroken.
I'm feeling recon dps that's going to copy Quinn from LoL with the bird fish.
>>562141574i thought this was fan mad. they really just decided to reuse the widowmaker Cammy assets to make Cammy but worse? gotta squeeze 10 heroes out somehow i guess...
>>562141701She looks better than Cammy.
>>562141558No it’s just cultural rot
>>562141701>see a beret>conclude they're reusing the widow cammy jesus christ can this place get any stupider
There are people out there who will spend $20 on this skin
>>562141701You saw the first 5 we got, did you really think it would get better? Not to mention before that we had fucking Wuyang and Freja.
it didnt feel like an uphill battle
>>562142292You were the one your teammates were carrying then
>>562140581
>>562141253
>>562140581What the fuck is this format.
>>562142703
>>562142719One made to be viewed on mobiles from a place where nobody has pcs at home.
>>562141574I need her
is this covid related?
>>562141401mccree/cass being a reformed criminal changing his name fits nicely into his redemption arc leaving the bad in the past it’s honestly a waste they didn’t
>>562141401Changing his name at all was retarded and pointless. People still call him McCree, even Jeff still calls him McCree.
April fools desktop icon?
why is it always the moirafags talking shit?
>>562145295The voices in your head aren't real.
STAY SAFE WITH DICKY
>>562145295biggest numbers breeds biggest ego
>>562145295they get big numbers with the auto-play character so they equate it to skill which inflates their ego
I'll take a breeder
>when they see your penor
>>562145612But the voices ARE real.They tell me to eat my veggies.
>>562145295They’re dumb and bad.
>>562146323CRANCHCRANCHCRANCH
>>562146283Give Kiriko her normal eyes back and this'll be perfect.
>>562146481best i could do. will open photoshop and fix if provided the material
>mfw owg starts posting sloppa
>>562145295They're smart and good.
>>562146702haha, oh nohttps://files.catbox.moe/gvrvsz.jpg
Moira unironically takes more skill than every hitscan character
Demoted 2 full ranks today because of shit tanks just running in 1v5 and LOS’ing my heals. Is there genuinely any way to deal with this, or should I just play dps instead
Somebody will fall for that shitty bait.
5v5 is so boring if you don't feel like playing tank if you roll a niggerbrain hazard or doomfist or something it's just a waste of time
>>562142446i had the best stats in the game
Cage Fight is unironically my favourite ultIt just feels so good to trap all the jumpy uppity heroes in gay baby jail and it combos with lots of other ults really well
>>562147357I haven't played 5v5 since they introduced 6v6, I just don't have it in me to go back to that mode where half the teams strength is based off a single player.
>>562147189https://youtube.com/shorts/GmkKyS9KYv0
>>562147357Hazard players are on average way better than doomnigs, who literally dont do damage and dont tank.
>>562146702Slop> futaFucking vile
Sojourn canonically sends Juno to twerk for new recruits
Overwatch would be 100% better if they added a penalty for spamming jumpSeriously, there is 0 drawback to just spamming up, just bind your wheel to it.its stupid.
>>562147750there are a lot of drawbacks outside of silver
Fall back! Fall back! Fall back! Fall back!
>>562147878No? There arent.
my hands feel weird and i can't really get a good grip on my mouse so i'm just going to play moira
>>562147623>tank tries to 1v5 behind a wall and dies>it’s my fault for not shooting harderYeah I’ll just play dps and ignore these faggot ass nigger tanks from now on, thanks
I avoid saying I need healing as Ashe because she says it in a mean way
>>562148021Spamming jump makes you easier to hit against competent players because it makes your movement predictable.I fucking love it when boosted moiras do that let-right hop thing.
>>562148363I've learnt to deal with that easily but its still annoying because you know they just want to get an easy way out by spamming jump like retards.
>>562148324i don't ping at all because i don't know how
>>562147616please please please don't be hitscan
>>562148901How about projectile sniper
>>562148901Fuck off, support players deserve to die.Projectiles are for troons who cant aim and need extremely large hitboxes with spammable fire to make up for their lack of skill.IE: 90% of support characters.
>>562141574>OH BOY GENERIC HUMAN FEMALE #5356beyond the trench coat omnic in the back whos likely ram/zen related, im guessing all the interesting designs will be saved for tank. ironic considering thats the role they clearly give no shits about gameplay wise. at least OG overwatch girls had different builds and frames going from tracer to brig to zarya but thats not a thing now that we gotta push skin slop for asian whales to go into debt buying.
I really hate how fucking huge the weapon viewmodels are in this game, like they take up a third of my screen get the fuck off my screen god damn
>Get a mercedeztranny>LoseThe only constant
Angela Ogundimu
>>562149001>insta-kill to any non-tank because it's a projectile>hair can be used to root the enemy while you can still moveDo it, Blizzard.
should I get a gold or jade juno gun?
>>562151537gold looks better
The recruits are fucking dead.
>>562152034by snu-snu
who the fuck voted for new junk city
Pretty sure Widowmaker raised her leg 3 times in a row during her dance emote.
>>562152034Great!I hate overwatch!
you just know when this is over Juno is gonna eat out Hana for two hours straight
>>562152770MEhttps://youtu.be/M7AtxMBc2TA?si=z60R0n7vvvHJQhZz
>>562141574Zoomer DEI hire GI Jane
I'm only interested in how the characters would react to being raped
>>562147616>>562149001Wait, did I miss her official reveal?
Modern /owg/'s forced memes are so weak.
>>562153526More like a teaser, they just tweeted this image out saying the trailer would be april 8
>>562152770I always vote Flash Point.
status?
>>562152986
>Hamster NEVER fucking contests the point even though im literally removing 2 people from every fight (my elmins literally triple the enemy team and the other DPS)>Team keeps losing the point regardless of me taking out 2 people before a fight because the tank is never there to secure the point.>Sits AFK in the other corner of the map just waiting to push people around, usually dies>"GG impossible with people who dont want to win" this motherfucker literally OTPs the fucking hamster, plays like a fucking shithead on ranked and blames everyone else.Yet, me, who is actually trying to play, gets hit with a loss because this shitty game is literally unwinnable without a fucking tank. Good thing im fucking muted because i would've gotten banned by how hard I would be insulting this absolute fucking waste of space.
I feel like he listened to my exact criticism which came to him in a dream, she looks great.
>>562154587I feel like this Mei is literally perfect
>>562154654Agreed, I dislike how far he went into hamplanet land with her in last few months, just too far into 'this isn't attractive, it just kind of disgusts me'.
>>562154723It'd be nice if we could get more Mei skins with less clothes on, she has sprays that show her dressed down and she's clearly not fat but they're scared of "breaking silhouettes" still
>>562154587That's a little too slim and long limbed for a convincing mei, it looks like every other blender model now.
>>562147518t. moira player
everyone that plays this game is so mean
>>562155552if she had her arms up in the air like she was going down a rollercoaster hill she'd be every Flats thumbnail
whoever told my tranny ass to try juno earlier...he was right, I'm melting people with my final perk...
>>562138657>battle-passcomplete>eventsover>april foolslooks like shit, what a slow next couple of weeks,
>>562155597lmao
>>562154047my bf bought me 10k coins I still haven't spent any, no good skins to buy yet
>>562155614And you were saying you couldn't aim.
>>562155643Yeah, I'm busy with deadlock rn because this time of the season sucks so hard
I genuinely can't win a single gameHoly fuck
>>562156541Playing after a long loss streak just show the EOMM you love losing.
>>562154587>>562146894>>562138907well I guess I need to jerk off now
gm briggers
>>562157308>Anran = Tifa???
Turning chat off in ranked because I don't need a Mercy nigger bitching about my tanking, holy fuck why are they ALL like this.
>>562157721the chink who made that has 0 clue.
>>562141574>mid-air turret or automatic dive bomb drone that reacts to enemy line of sightor>remotely control drone to do recon shenanigans or ping intel
>>562153804I love her already
>>562158080>automatic dive bomb drone that reacts to enemy line of sightThis shit is gonna make OW feel like fucking Ukraine
Love losing because if nothing but pure tank difference.Literally destroying their backline and my nigger tank is on the ground because he cannot play around a zarya despite having two healers on him.
I finished the battlepass a last week and got all my lootboxes from the junkrat event. I hated playing Rivals and couldn't stand it for more than a handful of games, and deadlock just isn't clicking for me. I don't think any other game is going to fill the same hole OW does for me. I just wish there was more to do.
>>562158827Get a job, Heard it has a good monthly battle pass.
>>562127949
I failed the captcha test I'm a fake 4channer
>Bastion doesn't get banned>retards still feed him >lose because nobody knows how to counter him or just straight up walk into his turret mode.Why are bans fucking random, holy shit, Oh I knowIts to force me to lose fucking games so I keep playing like a fucking idiot despite the fact my team is the one feeding the one fucking stupid hero I want to ban.Oh but that pharah ban sure is useful :)
>>562158709Whatever it takes to scare off russians from EU servers.
>>562159205is this bronze
>>562158827watch anime
>>562158946
>>562158827You aren't Champion 1 yet so there's alot more to do though.
I win more games when I dps as support but I also get flamed more
>>562159335This is literally high plat.You expect people to not walk into bastion yet they fucking do.
>>562159385
>>562155301My God those tits are big. How do they look so mid in her other skins? How does she hide those udders?
Anran is so fucking annoying to go up against
got my first 5k death blossom
My suzus are so bad
>tank is doomfist (lmao)>tracer waltzing on team literally nobody paying attention to her>tracer solos doomfights>WTF WIDOW CHANGElollmao, sure.
>>562159773
>israeli flag on my team>lose all will to even tryJews deserve to lose.
>>562160203I cant even remember the last time I got one above 2
>>562161019It's literally all zoomers and children doing it to get this exact response.
>>562161019fucking retard
>stadium ranked>play tank>your counter gets picked>literally can do nothing, can't earn enough to do anythingWOW SO SMART BLIZZARD AMAZING DESIGN
the kiriko brought you donuts
>>562161787>play meme mode>get memed on
>>562162195
>didn't get endorsed because the other support is a moira greedily stat farming all the heals
>>562162308WAY WAY WAY too many people think scoreboard is law
L-long Hana?help
>feel like we lack damage>wonder what the other DPS is doing>symm pick vs winstonxDDD
>>562162195I don't see any French Crullers.
love losing completely winnable games because my team is even more retarded than the enemy.
The Lena
>>562162909Yeah!
>shitter on your previous match that you lost is now on the enemy>get gets carried hard>my team is even worse than the worse>he all chats thinking he is hot shit.
>>562162448>winnable game>tank throws tantrum because one support has half the healing of the other (the one glued to his ass 24/7)>other support cries that he has to solo heal>we get rolled because everyone tries to force swaps and changeIn which rank do players understand that having a support with the dps is good?
Truth nvke:Hog is one of the hardest tanks to play at a high level.
>>562163815so is mercy
domina and orisa are the only tanks i think are fun to play. i wish i could enjoy hog.
nigga used orisa and fun in the same sentence
>get endorsement level 2, able to talk again>play a match, literally dont say anything>cant talk again Nice, only because I picked widow and was actually killing people.
>>562164078Just:Learn2hook.Make your M2 explode as close to your target as possible for maximum damage (if you’re at the right range and angle you can do stupid stuff like oneshotting Reaper)DO NOT treat your E as a heal, it’s predominantly a damage reduction tool, while you’re huffing it you get damage reduction like Mauga’s shout. You don’t use it after you take a lot of damage, you use it while you’re taking a lot of damage.
NO WAY SOMEONE ACTUALLY HAS THIS TATTOOED ON THEMSELVES..
>>562164632I really really really really hope this is AIslop
>>562164632>>562164675Just looked it up. Its real. Imagine getting a tat of the worst OW skin in history. Imagine it being poorly done and shitty on top of that.
>>562164632How do I know this is a fat woman?
>literally deal all the damage on a final fight on the point as anran, land an excellent ult, everyone in flames.>ashe frags all my kills because she is literally AFK standing still shooting>NOBODY is even looking at her direction>misses bob and dynamite, end up killing mercy myself as Anran because this faggot cannot aim>enemy mercy types "goated ashe, wish i could pocket u" ??????????
Ashe hitting 1 (one, singular) shot takes more skill than Anran killing an entire team
lol sure.
If you report people for being mean you're a bitchmade faggot
>>562160868
>>562167153
Fuck it, I still choose to believe all the promises are still happening.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKXS_YA9s7EEspecially now that we're getting our second wind and the cash is flowing again.
>>562138657Venturd was a success
>>562168142Yeah bro, and I'm sure the Overwatch anime is happening any day now.
Weebs won
She's blackSo what kinda high jumping ability will she have?
>>562168648quarter circle forward K
>play tank>they have ana/zen>you don't have kiriko or bapI love not being able to play the game!
>>562168575Is this Hog's real face????
>get diffed by the enemy dps>doesn't matter because they have the retarded support I avoided last gameI love playing the cosmetic role
>>562169018tank different
gm hanas
What's the best hana skin?
>>562167252
>>562171742Blacked Cat
>>562171742Porsche
>>562171843
how about we remove all auto aim abilities from the game
>>562172502
>>562173026
A cock in each hand and cum on my face.
>>562173497
>>562173860We know Jose
>>562173914
>>562168142I'm only interested in how the characters would react to being raped
>>562173026>saw huge futa dick and balls from thumbnailIt's already over for me.
>stomp match>ggIf you do this, neck.
it's a tank is scared to hold W kind of day
Brown woman sex
>>562174654
>>562174993>play tank>try to take space>weaver yoinks me>PROTECT YOUR TEAM TANK
How much have you guys spent on the entirety of the Overwatch franchise? I’m talking digitally and physically.
>>562161632it's zoomers and "women" going mental over the israeli flag
>>562175118
people will say it's not a tank diff
that is the bigmost hat i've ever scrongled a view of
Please blizzard stop giving me fucking dps that can't hit anything dear god I am so tired of being unable to do anything because this game somehow expects me to 3v5.
>>562174994Please PLEASE let her sound cute
>>562175591imagine a bratty sombra
>>562175378
>>562163568>try to learn pharah>do shit>friendly talking trash>match up with guy talking shit as enemy >did decent, 2nd best >we win>repeat his trash talk with LOL :DDD
>>562175591you will get your monotone military speak and you will like it
>>562175360>it's zoomers and "women" going mental over the israeli flagIt's more that when you see it you know you either have a jew or some zoomer nutcase on your team, so they are almost guaranteed to be 1 ton shitbags that need to be carried.
>there are "people" who willingly vote for push maps
>>562175668good nyight
>>562176259good nyight..
Domina has the worst ult in the game.
Domina's like never banned on Plat Console for some reasonPlayers here mostly ban the unfun instead of the blatantly broke like Hog
>>562176310
>>562176554She's not broken, Winston hard counters her. Hog otoh should be banned every game unironically.
>>562175625
>>562175969I want her to sound sweet and soft spoken
>>562176643My team bans domina when I am on mauga but lets sig through.
>>562176554>blatantly broke like HogReally nigga?
>>562138873he can drop the name but he can never drop the allegations
where can I read the rest of the overwatch comic for free? I'm not paying for that shit
>>562177598the battle net app
this game has the worst balance out of all competitive shooters.
>>562177862which is funny considering there are "balance" updates every few weeks
>>562138657
I'm hardstuck silver 2 as dps unironically
>>562178349All that matters is that you're having fun.
Does this help with reports?
I love my newest wife so much, hopefully she hasn't caught the gay like so many others.
>>562178349Is it a not-killing-enough or a dying-too-much problem?
I was hardstuck Gold 3 in 6v6 for weeks until a couple of days ago, then I went on a non-stop winstreak right up to Diamond 4, where I've stabilized. No idea what changed.
the juno brought you cupcakes
Reminder that hitscan wasn't this oppressive in 6v6 btw.
Playing on console is so gay99% of my games ob final defense some faggot always swaps to Torb
>>562179268Play 6v6 then
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/overwatch_gamepedia/images/f/f4/Wrecking_Ball_-_Self_assessment%2C_lonely_rolling_ball.ogg
>>562178825Probably dying too much, very often i go 45 and 14
>>562178714Dude. I already called dibs.
We need hot looking low skill heroes so these brown porn addicts wont pick sexy female heroes even tho they can't aim in ranked.
>>562179720sombra, anran, vendetta
>>562179152She's so cute, I wanna make love to her.
>>562179720Someone seemed a bit peeved
>>562179949>sombra vendettaperma banned>anran>ugly
>have a cat on my team>we are either going to stomp or get stomped with zero healing
That Freja perk that gives her a 2nd Updraft in exchange for verticality should also reduce the cooldown by 4s. There's no reason it should still be on a 12s cooldown when its height is drastically reduced
just 1v1'd a ballnigger with emre, life is good
>>562179504Elims aren't a great indicator because they're shared between everyone who dealt damage to the target. A really good Widow will have way fewer elims than a mediocre Mei. I guess it would be best if you posted a replay code, but I'm at work rn so I won't be able to check until later anyway.
Wheres underwatch
>>562178714Can’t wait for the futa porn
Has the Aprils Fools event started? Where are the patch notes? I haven't played in a week or so.
>>562177862>this game has the worst balance out of all competitive shooters.No, Marvel Rivals is 100x worse and will never be topped in terms of shit balancing and design.
Guy who has only played overwatch:this game has the worst balance out of all competitive shooters.
>>562180215>That Freja perk that gives her a 2nd Updraft in exchange for verticality should also reduce the cooldown by 4s. There's no reason it should still be on a 12s cooldown when its height is drastically reducedWhy are you picking that perk at all. With the minor Momentum Boost perk you gain the same vertical lift if you don't press a directional input as if you picked the major Rising Winds perk. The heal and higher vertical gain is much better unless you have absolute faith in your healers.
>>562181419Anyone playing MR expecting and wanting it to be balanced as a serious shooter is doing themselves a disservice.
>>562181816Forgot the text.While i see how frag cannon is better, 9 to 91 is insane considering how fun bomb voyage is. Same shit with bastion yea rotary cannon might be better but damn HE shells are way more fun.
>qp>enemy has a soldier>this guy has insane aim, practically never misses>every time he kills me, he never misses a shot on my head>watch replay>literally the only times he misses are when people are behind objects or very far away>must have like 70-80% weapon accuracy>has this weird tracking "movement" where any character with a dash or something his camera jerks towards them suddenly, doesn't look organic>there was this one time my mercy just spawned at the second point and shot at him for a second before retreating, the soldier's crosshair snapped almost perfectly onto her through the wallEither this guy was using some kind of aimbot or we have a rando QP warrior with top 500 level aim. I know which I'm leaning towards.
>>562182105>Same shit with bastion yea rotary cannon might be better but damn HE shells are way more fun.Feels very situational. I hate pushing into HE bastion as a squishy because he can just blast me behind cover.
>>562141574Brown Sion(Dust of Osiris doesn't count)
>>562182309Crossplay is allowed in quickplay, right? the updated console aim assist is fucking crazy and worse than Warzones. Could be that
>>562181936There is more to balance patches than making a balanced game. Stale meta and nothingburger changes isn't something even casuals like, they want something new to be excited about, increasing a hero's damage by 0,1% doesn't excite anyone. The MR devs just fail absolutely everything in terms of design and balance and have dropped the ball for over a year. They suck.
>>562182105Bomb is if you're bad at aiming and just play Junkrat as a spambot. Cannon is for players that can actually aim and lead shots.
>>562182309>>qpnobody cares
>>562183868>qp>nobody caresThe funny thing that the people that say this care the most. Play like shit, throw or w/e to the point ally 1 get annoyed? It's just QP bro. But if said person 1 then afk's because why bother when allies don't try to win? Said "it's just qp bro" player will smash the report button and demand that others report them.
>>562181125>Has the Aprils Fools event started?Not yet. Prob wont go live until 9amPST
my mission to get every support up to lvl 50 has enabled me to fool around with mercy and m*ira whenever I feel like not giving 110% effort
>>562178349Better than one of my friends (hardstuck bronze 1 dps)
Son...
>>562176589
>>562186983>29 0 0 TracerMaybe stop flying all match and help your fucking team by killing tracer?
>>562187412tracer is hard to kill if she doesn't want to die
>>562153526>>562153804they also leaked her April Fools spray
>>562187491Then neither dps can blame anyone else on their team if a gal with 175 hp has 0 deaths.
>>562153804I love stupid long braids
>maining dps>can't hit shit (I'm washed)>high cortisol>when there were no role limitations then teams would have like 4 dps already and lose fast as fuck>losing>maining supp>don't have to aim that good, playing Ana and Mercy>make actual impact on team>never streSS just fly around and provide>turn the games around with a revive>that fast heal perk from Mercy is a clutch>winningidk healers are based, not sure why are they regarded as a "girly" role. I don't have enough care or time to put into learning to be an optimal dps (something that is overtaken by teenagers on adderall and redbull).
>>562187640It's very easy to statpad as tracer when there is a team diff.
KWAB
>>562188445Ah yes the famous kill everyone and don't die statpadding tactic
>>562147189The best support if you don't give a shit about your tank will always be zen
>>562187910
Love all the shots of Juno in the new comic. Will be gooning for weeks
>Use orbital ray once>Get 9 assists What is this no child left behind ass affirmative action ass every student succeeds act ass scoring system blizzard lmao
>>562188232Supports are way more forgiving. A bad flank on kiri is zero risk to you while on several dps it is a death sentence
>>562189823so what, the games are meant to be fun right?
>>562189908No.
>>562181419Marvel Rivals feels more fun than Overwatch because it doesn’t take itself as seriously. The characters are louder, the abilities are crazier, and matches feel more unpredictable, which keeps things exciting. Overwatch is more polished, but it can feel repetitive and a bit too focused on balance. Marvel Rivals just lets things be messy in a good way, so it’s easier to enjoy without stressing too much. Marvel Rivals is not just a hero shooter, it is a more chaotic and entertaining experience overall
>>562190261Is this copypasta or something lol
>>562190261
>>562189603Too bad its in this retarded korean webcomic format
>>562190261>Marvel Rivals is not just a hero shooter, it is a more chaotic and entertaining experience overallI have AIslop fatigue
Finna make the push to Gold 2 tonight. Wish me luck anons.
>>562191173Ganbatte
>>562190261who asked wang? who?
kiriko doesn't wash her asshole
>>562191856ok maybe I actually do like her then
>>562191856dirty doughnut
>>562191856Mmm chocolate donut
>>562191856She's just like me
>>562190261>Marvel Rivals feels more fun than Overwatch because it doesn’t take itself as seriously.Nice joke. They're still trying to push esports and shit hard and if you go to /mrg/ or whatever you'll get constant people going on about rank, ranked and most players take QP super seriously.>The characters are louder, the abilities are crazier, and matches feel more unpredictableThe game is boring as shit because healing is so overtuned nothing dies, healers almost all have big aoe healing ults, tanks are boring and barely even tanks so it's just torture to the point no one wants to play it. While triple healer isn't OP, it's pretty popular and makes matches even more of a chore because shit dies less.Hero kit design is ass, shallow, one note and homogenous. Abilities are not crazier, it's just a vfx shitfest where it just becomes visual clutter to the point it's worse than any meme about it because the chinks have no idea to make the gameplay readable (you literally have 3 bubble abilities which almost look the same yet do different things like healing or damage).Marvel Rivals is by far the worst hero shooter I have played and with the worst devs in terms of sheer incompetence. Zhiyong's ability to fuck up for a year straight needs to be studied. If not for the Marvel IP that game would've been long dead.
Support mains who shit on other support mains are the worst
>>562193421Nah, I'll always shit on Mercy/Moiratards brah
>>562193421zen swap I am solo healing we need more heals
>>562193647Based
kek
>>562194043Shame it's not real desu
>>562194043woah, that sucks
best/worst ow educational channels?
>>562194043I wish people would just not bother with this shit now
>>562194043Juno as Martian
>>562191661I want a bj from those lips
>>562194638Juno is literally Starfire
>>562194638Miss Martian*
>>562194789
>>562195294Letting gen pop on the internet was a mistake
>>562194043Would rather have Marvel if OW were to get anything comic book related
Hammydaddy
>>562194043kek got me
a healbot weaver might be the most frustrating thing to have on your team
>>562195294Juno would do that
>>562197245I got him to level 15, did a horrible pull and haven't locked him in since out of shame
>>562199382it's like crack when you get multiple saves in a matchpulling a teammate before they explode by lena's bomb, falling off a cliff, orisa spinning their assholes etc.
when are they going to reveal the new brown girl
>>5621998308th of april
>>562199930thank u
Juno and Lena are for young, foolish love that will fall apart. Brig and Illari are that forever love
>>562200826rude
>>562199382A bad pull sucks but it happens. But almost all weavers I see intentionally play like an AFK Illari turret.
>>562200826the painful truth
Illari is an overpowered faggot hero but you are not ready for this conversation
>>562201707It's the power of love. Love empowers teammates like the sun empowers life
>>562201707April Fools, right?
>>562201707But enough about Mizuki
>enemy tank overextends and dies>type "wtf heal your tank?" in match chatand it's a gg
When does the april fools game mode start so I can escape shitty team mates? Just had a hazard go 13 - 6 versus the enemy zarya with triple his elims and actually useful abilities. God damn hazard is so dogshit.
rape
It's annoying how you can't endorse avoided teammates
>>562204671Just endorse enemy then fagot
>>562204671Why would you want to?
Can there be one hero shooter where poke isn't the meta forever at all times?
Which female character is the most NTR-coded?
>Still need to wait 1 hour and 12 minutes for the april fools modeRape the guy who manages the xitter account
>>562207073your mom LMAOOOOO
>>562207070Every fucking match on both sides with this shit. Every game. The only fucking game that doesn't do this shit is team fortress because sniper is the only poke character and everyone fucking despises him
>a draw doesn't give you anythingso i just completely wasted 15 minutes you're saying
>>562205415When you like someone but your hero pools are incompatible. Like Tracer and Mercy.
>>562207441You had fun.
>>562207793i wanted to alt f4 after the first failed round.
>>562207465Just play another character? Like lol, imagine having a "hero pool" and not just playing who you need
Guys... Where the fuck is the april fools event?
I mirrored a doom and we both just lamented in chat about both of us having double poke dps. Except my poke dps went 10 - 14 and his went 30 - 6.
>>562194508I watch emongg, spilo, and awkward
>>562208891is this argentinian serious?
>>562194508I watch Forsen
>>562209129I also like dafran but he isn't really 'educational'
>>562208275what does that hand gesture mean...
>>562200826Lena already has a couple and she's into women. Illari has too much emotional baggage and wouldn't be a good partner.Brigitte and Juno would love, in their own way, but the relationship would be nurturing.
>>562208846I am going to lose it. This is so fucking dumb.
>>562209597it means her cock is bigger than yours
>>562209597Anti-Korean slur
>>562209784>mercy/catThrow comp rip in pepperonis
>>562209312
>>562210163it's broken into rein though
>>562210561It's not broken when your dps are retarded and do shit like chase an emre into their spawn while we're defending last point and your soldier pops his ult to try and win the 1v1 and still fucking loses.
>>562141574Where was she revealed?
>>562209642I would fix Illari. Sometimes she'd go too far and hit me and say mean things. She'd bring up I'm a middle class white boy who's never felt true pain and then she'd see I'm trying to hide the fact I'm hurt by her words so I try to leave and she'd try to apologize and stop me from leaving but we always come back together, sex it out and cuddle it away and we both know she could do better but she's too used to me so on and on we go with this cycle until she dies too young on a mission and because she took an unnecessary risk, maybe because she was a good person or maybe it was because our difficult relationship gave her a deathwish and I'm left alone blaming myself and when I find a better partner in older Kiriko I will never stop remembering our broken love making my new gf feel like a second choice. I cannot open up to her about my guilt so she leaves me and I'm left a sad, broken, quiet old man because I dared to love a broken woman
>>562161787>pick safe tank>mirrored>he fucking styles on you non-stop>no help from team>"tank diff"
>>562211068They revealed her on fucking TWITTER??Not a Battlenet article, not a YouTube short, on the fucking child porn site!?
>>562211485>Is it child porn if it's an image of a child?
>none of the first six new heroes have prosthetics
>mfw Overwatch was a mistake>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwcJNsoY50E
>>562211485Bro they were spamming actual child porn to game awards /vg/ thread and you're calling tw cp site, kek.
Lena owes me feet pics.
What am I supposed to do against a hog when my supports wont get off mercy lifeweaver
>>562212783Bastion
>>562212591There's moderate here for that. It's encouraged on Twitter.
>>562212020Mizuki
>>562213017Is it in his story that he lost that arm? I haven't read it, yet. If not, it's just a design choice.
>>562212897I'm on tank
>>562212783Epstein battlebot
>>562213189Mauga destroys Roadhog unless you're on a map like Ilios Well
>>562213189Orisa
>>562213189Don't listen to these jews saying mauga or orisa or zaryapick jq and show him who rules junkertown, jq is so thin that fat faggots shots miss her almost point blank
>>562212873WICKED
>>562213438I took mauga and he literally stood still in my ult because he could outheal it with a mercy my dps wouldn't shoot
Freaks from space
No way
>>562213189Domina shits on hog, shield takes away all his value and you just boop him back if he tries to run up on you. Plus she has crazy sustain with shields and passive
>6/10 new heroes are non-white>next 3 are a jap, omnic, gookGrim.
I just want to play doom but he is so fucking bad and every match my team never picks anything to synergize and the enemy team keeps counter picking with meta characters and I want to fucking die. I am so fucking angry I don't want to play counter watch for fucks sake.
>>562213808It's a favourable matchup for Mauga, if your team was that bad you were never going to win unless you were able to hard carry
>>562214509Unless you are literally him nobody on either team has any fun in doom matches
>>562214509Play 6v6 you stupid fucking buthole fisterIf youre not good enough to carry on tank you shan't be playing 5v5
Cum on each hand and a cock on my face.
>>562214509>synergize>trannyfist
>>562215127average mercy player
>>562214673It's not enough to be literally him. He's the kind of tank that requires your whole team to play around you to just be viable
>>562213808>I took mauga and he literally stood still in my ult because he could outheal it with a mercy my dps wouldn't shootWhy the fuck are you shooting the Hog over the Mercy as Mauga.
>>562215342Because I'm in my ult and she can heal from behind corners? Are you dumb?
>>562214881You can't carry on doomfist if you've got retards on your team doing shit like playing emre going 0 - 5. Playing cree and doing less than 500 damage over an entire match. Combine this with the fact that doomfist has plenty of very strong hard counters that already fit into good comps. You NEED your team to back you up or you wont win versus actual carry tanks like Zarya and D.va.Go watch high level doom players and count how many times they win when they get moira/mercy for their supports if a comp that retarded even happens for them.
>>562216125So you did a misplay and you're not very good, get over it. It's not even supposed to be used to lock in enemy tanks like Hog either.
>>562214509>>562216612>picks doom>wants his team to pick around him>most likely on maps and situations where doom isn't good on eitherYou go on about your team adapting to you, but you can't adapt yourself.
>>562216698You are assuming so much just to shit talk me because that's all that happens on 4chan. It could never be the two useless supports on mercy and lifeweaver.
>>562216910>want to play doom>well you shouldn't pick him because he's bad in basically every situationOkay I'm glad we agree.
>>562216959Maybe you should stop cherrypicking excuses to deflect with. Or don't and keep deflecting.
>>562216612>"g-guys, please carry me, I'm a sad tranny faggot who likes retarded heroes... p-please"
>try fun mode>everyone is sweating on their mains, not even attempting the fun stuffyou know what? fuck the sprays I'm, not bothering
>>562217103>You are assuming so much just to shit talk me because that's all that happens on 4chan
I saw that :3
>>562217191We don't sign our posts here.
>>562217092What you didn't get is that you almost certaintly don't adapt your playstyle to your team and the maps but probably monkeybrained into doing the same thing over and over.
>>562217238>>562217103
>>562217270>>562217238
Just pick Hazard instead, he's similar to doom but actually good
I always love to imagine that doomfist complain posts are made by the same guy called getquakedon, his main motto is crying about this retarded champion (that always had a retarded kit) but somehow tried to convince others that doom takes skill because muh movement.Cherry on top is him crying about s9 hitreg changes as if they weren't made tailored for 2iq doom players
>>562217503So you're the same clown, figures.
>>562217595>championOpinion completely disregarded.
>>562217624>>562217238
>try meme crosshair>aim actually improvesblack magic
>retards falling for reply guy shit this badlyYou need to go for a walk or something.
The main thing that makes doom ass is that he relies on the enemy team to empower his punches and/or their supports to be asleep at the wheel or he just rotates cds and does fuck allwinston and hazard are just better picks right now until they release the rework
>>562154047
>>562218085>they're already whitewashing her
is domina overpowered
>>562218250>doom punches in>sees death>immediately jumps out without doing anything>repeata millisecond of space created
>>562218250oh so just like zarya
>>562218250Is doom better into mauga? He cooks hazard and monkey.
>I'M GLOWING, AREN'T I?
I got chat banned because this game is filled with thin skinned faggots
>>562218250>>562218691is ball the healthiest gimmick tank?
>>562147124cope
i deserve a mercy ekitten as a silver dps player
>>562148050the only mental capacity i have is to hold right click so i'm just going to play moira
>>562218870cry about it
>>562218250No you don't get it doom is the strongest tank in the game and if you can't 1v9 you're just bad or something. No I've never played him why do you ask?
>>562219165shes just going to leave you for a diamond ashe i fear
>>562156541maybe just git gud?
>>562218691Zarya is fundamentally different in several ways
>>562218870Did you say the T word to a mercy player lol
>>562218719If you are having trouble with mauga you should switch to a gameplan of trading their backline and ignoring him completelyHe's cooked without attention from his supports, so you need to kill them or at least distract them or shield off their healing
remove the fucking googly eyes
>>562219909What if he waits for it and runs and stomps you? I do that when I play mauga into doom.
>>562220081Pray to god your team is shoot at the supports while doom distracts the enemy team for 0.01 nano seconds as he is made of paper and is about to die
>>562218870turn your chat off if you cant help it
>>562220050Suggest you get over it now because they're here for 2 weeks.
>>562220081DependsIf your health is still fine then continue to distract for your team as long as you can while staying in los of your supports, get a pick if you can but if you can't then no big dealthen boogie to cover in space you control and get healed, do this immediately if you are low (half or below)Your team should be taking advantage of you having all of this attention, comm when you are initially going in if you canits okay to play slow as tank, staying alive is your #1 priority at all timesAlways have a cover plan, a good rule of thumb is "do I have a place to hide from a well placed dva bomb?"If you don't then you are not in a good spotCorners corners corners
I wish I were Mercy
>>562219352bro your damage orb on e? bro your shift into the entire enemy team?
>>562222317You wouldn't have time to shitpost on 4chan.
>>562222523where's anran
>>562222619
>>562126116You're in luck because Dave is doing an LTG hate stream rn
>>562222619the council only permits meta heroes
>>562222619who?
instant deathinstant death unavoidable i was dodging and still got instantly killednothing i could do
>>562218351
>>562174850Same, lol.
friend is about to hit GM on a new account even though he's been low diamond for 2 years
>>562218719not if he decides he wants to shoot you all game
If we don't move the payload, I'm gonna get mad.
>>562223880Doom is pretty bad at all tank match ups. I don't think there's another tank in the game he beats in the 1v1. His gameplan is just distract people until you run away and hope your team does stuff during this time. Farm empowereds when you can and still don't get a kill because your punch gets interrupted by a million different abilities.
>play mauga>enemy ana keeps nading me>kiri on my team doesn't suzu me a single timeI hate the subhumans who play this game
the april fools voicelines are kinda sovl
>assume the April Fool captcha is just automatically wrong>see Speedwagon and type 'Speedwagon'>correctAh, I spelled Kyubey's name incorrectly, then.
>Friend request on steamHoly shit how desperate you have to be to send a friend req on steam to some random mercy buddy if i was a girl i wouldnt let you fuck me anyway.
april fools kinda sucks this year
Bonk! Go to jail!
>>562225771Yes you would you fucking slut
>>562225771>be soldier bvll>rape enemy team>your mercy is sending you friend request>enemy mercy too
>>562225771I invite to group and friend req anyone I have a particularly good time with, it's normal
>>562226058dont expect people using frontal lobe here
>>562225771How often do you think about getting fucked as a girl?
>>562226294The egg is there but it is yet to hatch.
gg no heals
gg no space
>>562226294A few times a week, why?
gg no damage
>>562225885Illari can hit every enemy at the same time or heal every ally nearby by shooting at her pylon, Mccree has almost 0cd silver bullet, orisa has built in cat flight with her ult and uhh soldier gets 25% speedboost, only to his shift btw, and only when he gets a final blow and uhh it resets when you die.
I deranked back to plat might actually uninstall the game for a few months
gg it aint gonna suck itself
>>562226294Y... you don't? Like let's uncirclejerk for a moment and be serious. Do you really never wonder what it'd be like if an alpha male bend you over and started fucking you like an animal and how it'd feel like if he pulled you up by your chin and look down at your eyes while pounding your pussy while you tell him your pussy is his? Never? Not even once?
>>562226294Probably more than average
>>562227228Didn't read the post, I love Freja
>>562227327based
good night frejasgood night lenas
gn the hanas
>>562227228Nah, never appealed to me. I just like fucking, I don't mind getting aggressively fucked but really as long as my dick is getting bounced on or penetrating of some sort.
>>562226926Illari is moon knight big kek
I'm new. Will the dance emotes ever come back to the shop? They're cute
gamers in 2026 be like, i want dance emotes
>>562228880This is not an appropriate outfit for a 40 year old woman
>>562227910>>562228018hush little baby
so many trannies playing this game but none of them are sitting on this dicksays a lot about the state of ow
so we have to play with this dogshit reddit nonsense for 2 weeks? shit should be like 3 days max
Is emre white?
>>562230059Is the Pope a jew?
Hi there
>>562230110But he looks white
freja was made for penis
>>562230059Freja would never date outside her race
Freja dates exclusively outside her race
>>562218378No, but she can be pretty annoying.Doesn't stop her from catching bans all the time, lol.
WHY IS TANK SO STRONG SOMEONE SAVE MEEEEEEE AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>562231070Tank is literally the weakest role in the game
>>562231070just shoot them they're so big
>>562231132but Samito said the opposite and he's famous and stuff
>>562231318No fart no point.
>>562231318i like no farting please keep up the good work
>>562186987
>>562231472Do you have the original audio from her cosplay? Her saying nerf this
Juno owes me anal sex.
>>562231472This... so much this...
probably some oversight but the french name skin for venture use the female form (marcheuse)
>>562231670Just is anal only too
>>562231649https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH10efX7Pnghere ya go mate
>>562231670
>>562191719It was a success. Thank you random Kiriko.
just had a ranked game where two bots would run into corners, not do anything and diebut i am the only constant
>>562232627>but i am the only constantDas rite.
>>562231132Tank is the single most impactful role.
>>562231779what would it be then? I don't speak french
I want to know more about her immediately and whether she fucks white guys. This is crucial.
>>562233512>she fucks white guysOlivia now has a strong competitor...
>>562233512They're really going all in on the waifubait. They realized Venture type characters don't sell
>>562233708I'd fuck Venture too
>>562231779ne parle pas francais
>>562233512>boring military type like pharahfemcel
>>562178271
I am taking the torbjörn pill.
how are you level 300 on your main and in silver
>>562231905Perfection, still made me laugh.
>>562234331
>>562234489I play video games for fun
>>562234585quit acting like a faggot and answer seriously
>>562234489https://x.com/feebytv/status/2039380023157674393
>>562234585>for funAka I just goon to the character even though I'm way to retarded to play her
>>562234489I haven't found the right crosshair yet
Echo is an assassin character?Feels like a lot of work with no room for error for an single elim.
>>562228880>40yo woman >Dresses like thatgo home, hag, you are drunk.
What if we made Overwatch but bad?
>>562235949they need to include hero banning in these meme modes if they aren't even gonna try to balance itsome heroes are just too strong and when you see them every game it gets boring fast
>>562235949but that's the 6v6 mode
Why are some heroes completely worthless or supremely op in Underwatch? Ram is a literal raid boss while Hog hook basically doesn't work.
this is the day i get over my ranked anxiety
>>562235789quick reminder that old people just wear what they always wore
>>562236769You get comp points (CP) even if you lose wdym ranked anxiety
>>562236769how about you stop being a tranny
I can't stop thinking about that farting Moira video
unbelievable
>>562236352Ram is just good at living. Ram players always get baited into punching and die. Just be a good little block bot.
So I got a chat ban. How can I tell until when?
the kiriko dance
>>562237572say nigger every game. when you get banned, you know when you got unbanned.
>>562237343A sip for the parched
I used to be a dpschud but now I only play Juno and Kiriko
>>562237917zased...
>>562237881I was only dropping nigga. Insta comments tier phrases like 'ayo these niggas getting they ass beat' when we're stomping the enemy team. And asking if some of my team mates have various disabilities.
>>562237917Holy shit same but i also play mizuki but rarely
kissu
Reapa do be lookin' goofy
>Kiriko April Fool's mode>Eat your heart out, Mizuki.What does that mean?
>>562238907>"You will never be Nipponese"
>>562237917Congrats on your transition
>>562235949>What if we made Overwatch but bad?
>>562239491Just play comp. The queues are instant.
>>562239608if you are a metalkek
>>562239491But that's 5v5.
>>562240029
>these april fool's lines
I have been met with greater success upon returning to dps. Fuck tanks, seriously. The entire role needs to be removed or reworked, hate every game depending entirely on one player. Anran is fun though, I get to ignore my team and fuck around with their healers. I haven’t played truly flank dps since launch genji but it’s pretty fun. Her ult is shit though, idk why she gets to do like 130 dmg while others get point and click oneshots. Kinda fucking gay ngl. The power creep is insane in this game and needs to be addressed before it dies. Anyways I got bored at work today so I sketched Lena feets and a tight uniform helmet girl during a meeting, then Mei after the meeting
>>562231616good mornyan
>>562240604good mornyan!
>>562239491this is just gay baby jail for rivals refugees who still refuse to click on a character in the left column
>>562233708They just went too far with Venture by piling up a bunch of elements people find unappealing and then made it a "they" so they can't lean into either more male or female style clothing, which makes it a very awkward character to make traditionally popular skins and visually appeals to almost no one. Impressively poorly thought out.
>>562240191a chicken fried this rice?
>>5622397796v6 metal rank deathballs clashing on king's row is soulful overwatch
Xin chao!
He really is Halo
>>562240937Juno has landedon my dick
>>562240191The writing was always bad for the dialogue in this game.
>>562240937why is her face so round
>>562240937She owes me.
>Tank picks Hamster>Does nothing on the objective>We loseHamster fuckers need to be hanged immediately
>pick ball>have to keep getting off the objective to fetch health packs because support shitters too busy DPSing>losegreat game. its so fun having supports decide every game
We love Illari
>>562241048She's an alien.
>pick a tank that doesn't play with its supports>"why arent my supports playing with me?"just behead all tankoids lowkey
>>562241259smartest ball player
Big mei...
>>562240937Goodbye!
>>562240937gn junos
>pick tank>sit on objective>dont get healed>leave objective to get heals>"durrr why no play with supports"support is such a spiritually female role of overwatch that they're incapable of taking accountability for anything LMAOOOO
>>562240937Ugly bitch
What is a good support for ball?
>>562242053didn't ask for a self-appraisal.
>>562242121You shouldn't enable most retards that pick Ball, Doom or w/e because they don't know how to play those heroes, but Kiriko.
^ niggas say shit like this and then wonder why their tank doesnt enable or listen to them btw
>>562241379
>>562141026holy cringe
>>562242391Maybe tone down your ego and learn how to play before bitching about others. Almost every single Ball or Doom player have no clue how to play their heroes and just jump in solo, have zero awareness, stay too long and only rotate back to their team to beg for heals. They fundamentally do not understand what they're supposed to do.
>>562242521MARS ATTACKS
>>562242121Moira so you can go ball to ball
does juno even do anything
stop making juno cry
i know its arcade but come on fucking try its like im the only one playing
I might let you make me Juno
nyaa nya nyaaaaaa~
>>562242729>maybe tone down your ego>learn how to playkeep proving my point please. just in case anyone wonders why their tank is the most passive fight aversive person on the team, its because they havent learned to ignore little bitches like this who get pissy when someone doesnt play a different role (that they never played 9/10 times) how THEY want instead of just adapting.
>>562213420Plap
>nigger reaction pic
>>562243763damn bratty cat needs correcting
>>562243797>plugs his ears so he can keep blaming his entire team while pretending he plays perfectly>doesn't realize his ego is leaking through his earsYou go ahead and keep throwing matches then, seems to be working out well for you.
>>562243851>continues throwing a fit like a woman who knows shes wrong
>dont heal the tankWhy are we losing?
>>562243851
You have got to be genuinely braindead retarded to vote for new junk city over suravasa
>>562244343>tank runs in alone into the middle of the entire team while the enemy isn't distracted and gets blown the fuck up>WHERE ARE MUH HEALERS?????>WHY ISN'T MY TEAM HELPING ME????????kek
>>562244497Yeah must be a me issue when I stand and block for my team while my inbread ana has double the damage over her healing
It's always a hearty lel when shitters complain about things that self-report their low rank and they don't realize it.
niggarillios be quothing like the above
I don’t heal tankniggers. I’m here to dps. I say this without a shred of irony
>>562244583>Yeah must be a me issueCorrect. I could ask you how to play Ball and you wouldn't even be able to explain it because you know you would out yourself if you do. So instead it's easier to bitch.
WHERE ARE MY HEALS???
your heals are supplementarya good Winston like me doesn't need them
>>562244267>ego >ego>egoif you dont respect me , im not respecting you in anyway shape or form. simple as. no "ego" involved. people got way too comfortable shitting on tanks so they can rot for all i care, win or lose i can always requeue in 15 seconds .
I have a free battletag change. What should I change it to?
>>562244312no idea of what are you talking about nigger
>>562241024Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh shoots aliens and doesn't afraid of anything.
>>562245604HanaOgundimu
>>562244497>tank runs in alone into the middle of the entire team while the enemy isn't distracted ... you mean the tank becomes the distraction? and pulls aggro expecting his team to capitalize on no one focusing them?
>qp>have an illari>9/10 times this means you're about to lose because they'll miss all their shots and do zero healing
sorry poke slop is so prevalent that people think every tank should play like sigma
-Your favorite character-Their favorite Rock Band / Guitar Hero song to play
you should be able to telefrag with sym
>passive aggressive non replyThis is the only place I ever see this shit
>>562246503AsheProbably something like Knights of Cydonia or Livin on a Prayer
Smashing!
>>562246110>and do zero healingprotect her pylon, retard
When will they canonize the McCree/Ashe hatefuck?
>>562246110I genuinely just lost to an Ilari who I for the first time ever was a player I suspect to be using an aim bot
>>562247470>hatefuckthere is no such thing, anon.
>>562244678Thats why I play zen who is basically designed to do that
>>562247696Zen ult does a ton of healing if you use it at a good time so you can even statpad the scoreboard and mindfuck numbernigs, it's great
There's isn't a single good map in this game
>>562249498Thermonuclear TRUKE
>>562248142400 HPS is no joke
Is Kiriko spammer happy that she belongs to Mizuki?
>ruins lore so much that it takes years to fix
>>562250763>muh loreImagine being a grown man and caring about the backstory of a multiplayer shooter.
>>562250856Im autistic
>>562250906Acquire test.
>>562250906Sorry to hear that bro.
Why is doom the only tank who can't damage while blocking? Even ram has his ult to do something if he blocks at the enemy during it. Meanwhile doom's ult literally disadvantages your team for using it.
>>562251495Doom has always been a throw pick.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>sombra ult doesn't delete mizuki ultLMFAOOOOOOO they will do anything to shill this hero
I'm so sorry.
>>562247141Even tho it’s cliche, Ashe seems like a Barracuda gal
mace to the mace to the mace to the mace to the
>>562250906based
>>562253148Based on what?
>>562251495>Why is doom the only tank who can't damage while blocking?Who is this SIgma hero now again
>>562247470>thinking he ever fucked asheHe's a clanker fucker, anon.
>>562245968The 101 of flanking and diving is to do it when enemies are already engaged, because it leads to split attention so you're not focused and you can fulfill your role to disrupt. Your primary job isn't even to get kills.If you don't grasp this, don't play dive tanks let alone divers at all.
>>562245434>if you dont respect meYeah, ego. You think this is about you when all you're doing is walking into matches to repeatedly throw while blaming others. You're the kind of player everyone on their team hates and the enemy loves.At least pick Genji or some shit so someone more competent gets the tank role from you.
>>562253420Sigma doesn't have a block he has a defense matrix.
>>562254039So does Doom if he takes the perk and the block is intended to block a big hit, wait for cooldowns or to empower your punch. Stop complaining because things function differently.
Echo is the cutest and most perfect overwatch girl
>>562254397You're leaving out that he can attack with his shield out.
surely they won't keep le funny googly eyes for 2 weeks again, right?
why doesn't Illari's voidwalker gun have the meter on the gun? i miss it
>>562257123bonk go to jail
Well after a 3 hour rage fueled session I am back to exactly where I started my rank today
sometimes when I play this game I can't even tell what's happening. it's like my eyes have input lag
>>562257216I must be the only illari player that never looked at it because I never even noticed.
Just trying to have fun in the throwaway silly mode but of course there has to be try hards sweating running comp teams
How long does April fools last?
>>562255040truthnuke
>still no balkan heroes>still only 1 eastern euro hero
did they already turn off the googly eyes?
>>562258043April 14th
They really made the titles absurdly grindy to get
>>562259910You don't need to get all of them you know
>>562259150i bet they'll add a polish one eventually
Ever heard of the rabbit in the moon?
>>562260353Love D.Va
>>562259493ty i was worried it might be just one day
underwatch mauga has no counter
>>5622613622 weeks cause Its 30 games to unlock everything. There would be a lot of hate if they limited it to one day or just the weekend.
getting only winston in the meme mode made me wish they would also allow for 2cp to show up in quick play but with a lower chanceespecially in 6v6
>>562261362holy fuck these look nothing like the characters, like compare this to the first le sserafim collab and its night and day
>>562262432They're both dogshit.
>>562262432Im confused at what youre upset about?
How do I stop my tank from picking hog and my supports moira/kiri into mauga?
>>562262898DAMAGE DAMAGE DAMAGEOFF ANGLING
>>562262898when they shoot your tankyou shoot other teamhope that helps
>>562262432It's just a drawing
>>562263463>>562263463>tank dies instantly while mauga is full health and they proceed to run the rest of the team overHow is it you niggers will say that the tanks only job is to not die but then tell dps advice to let your tank die?
>>562261534doomfist literally counters him
>>562262898Kiri is good into Mauga metaloidIllari.
>>562263813thats why you click heads so they're dead and can't shoot your tank dpsnig
>>562251495are you counting rein's major perk to do 50 damage every 6 seconds as "damage while blocking"
stop shooting the tank
time to raise my APM
>>562264571I literally asked this question earlier from the perspective of tank and everyone said mauga is a free win into hog. But now I'm asking again from the other side and suddenly it's not the tanks fault at all. And it's never the supports fault either obviously.
keep shooting the tank
>>562265058Who said Mauga was a free win against Hog? It’s a rough matchup but Hog can still get value through fucking with Mauga’s backline and hooking him into his team/out of his team’s sightline.
>>562265058any discussion that revolves around headcanon scenarios mixed with feelings is pointless, post a replay vod code or fuck off
Just made it to gold from plat
gaming4hope reviving overwatch (2) ... and you are all goonin over characters?
>>562266345Why is he so tiny, is it a punishment from God?
>>562265443see>>562213438>>562214619>>562265519I know I'm not the problem with my tank feeding doing shit like this.
>qppost and complaints discarded
>>562267942Great. This is exactly why I would never post a code here. It's always some excuse.
>>562266345My GOAT gets punished every game by his shit teammates throwing
>>562267942Who asked?
>>562267123How can there still be people who don’t understand how high noon works when it’s the most infamous ult in all of Overwatch?
>>562268029qp is literally (LITERALLY) worthless if you want actual feedback for a litany of reasons, retard. double retardw.
>>562266345>>562268073Who are you and why do you keep advertising yourself?
>>562268174I post a comp video you'll say it's not high enough rank. I post a champion video you'll say my shoes are the wrong color. There's no end with you faggots.
>>562268281okay retard whatever you say
If only you could mod this game in the same way as MR so I could replace trannyko with a good looking female
>DPS has more kills and damage than enemies>Supports have more healing >Tanks have more damage and mit >Still losewhat do you even do in this situation
>>562268221Retards seem to love giving people who don't deserve streaming careers money because it's "funny" apparently
>>562240771
>>562268281This is le epic 4chan though so don't even bother to take anything seriously here
>>562268513I don't. I'm just here to vent. The limit of this thread's advice is "don't die and click on their heads lol".
>>562268221you dont know gaming4hope and you are in /owg/thats like saying who is trump on a /pol/ thread... has your brain turned to mush?
>>562268431Kiriko is cute what do you mean.
>>562268491
>>562268631I'm here to talk about the game and domina's fat tits, not some fatass homo.
>>562268586woah almost like individual players playing different heroes on different maps with different comps have different things they do wrong holy shit!better whine about teammates in the casual game mode where they're off role or playing drunk with friends on 4channel instead!
>>562268631fuck off to kiwifarms with your epic lolcows
>>562268773(you)
>>562268784he is reviving your game and you dont fucking appreciate him? how about you fucking respect him and subscribe to himthats the very least you could do
>>562268920subscribe to my cock
>>562268862keep crying about qp lil guy you'll be champ in no time
>>562268962suck my cock G4H is literally higher elo than all of you, put some respect on his name (while also feeding his kids)
>>562268967I could post the exact same opinions word for word from champ players and you would make up something to say anyways. Like my shoes being the wrong color or whatever.
>>562269134Facts. Listening to Gamin4Hope's GODLY advice has finally released me from being hardstuck Master. Hopefully more people will realise his good gamesense soon...
>>562268920Christ you're just so unfunny, it's lolcow humor that was stale 15 years ago unless you're living in a hell that you need something to point to as 'look, this guys is worse than me!' as your parents desperately wait for the sound of the gunshot for the wave of relief it will bring. Go make a thread on /v/ for your epic gamer faggot moments.
>>562269168you're fucking retarded that you can't internalize this >>562268773 and think qp is a reflection of anything when it's the casual mode, nothing you say holds any value brother
>>562269134BASED Heil Hitler
>>562269541You really are retarded. Here's your last (you). Now reply to this with some more drivel.
>>562269482Gonna cry lil guy?
>>562269661btw you've yet to post anything coherent, try again
>>562269669It's okay if you have nothing to say, I can tell what I said landed exactly where it should.
smells a bit underage here
>>562269779G4H would carry you and still pray for you... go fuck yourself.
>>562269958smell can't travel through monitors
>>562269958Why don't you ask them to explain "hitscan" again. That is always a laugh.
Why are wrecking ball and Junker queen disabled on underwatch?
>>562270189Made the game lag like a real bitch
>>562269990>TripsHoly TRVKE
If they combined Emre's current state with his Underwatch changes I think he'd be perfect Maybe keep jump height tied to Siphon Blaster and leave grenades as-is
>>562271749>>562271749>>562271749new
WHY DOES WUYANG DOES SO MUCH FACKING DAMAGE
>>562280608tank diff
