Previous: >>562168536>NewsAgent Record | Starlight - Billyhttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/44378132Agent Record | Promeiahttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/44377604Version 2.7 Special Programhttps://youtu.be/sK_s_MXs89M>Newest Trailer/Teaser/Character demohttps://youtu.be/LSEz6KT026khttps://youtu.be/01YuCEPTK8c (EN)https://youtu.be/aTS5xPu_H5Q (JP)https://youtu.be/Sq9VtAEBTcM (EN)https://youtu.be/NgROC-BlRQo (JP)>Upcoming Events for 2.7https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/en-us/news/163253Chronicle of Simmering Flavors 03/25 - 05/05All-New Program 03/24 - 05/05Special Disaster Control Squad 04/03 - 04/20Old Friends, New Commissions! 04/15 - 05/05"En-Nah" Into Your Lap 04/15 - 05/05Adventure Footage Freeze Frame 04/22 - 05/05Charge! Battle Against the Negative Reviews 04/29 - 05/13Advanced Bounty: Area Patrol 04/10 - 04/15Data Bounty: Combat Simulation 04/29 - 05/04>Redeemable codes (claimable in-game or online)https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemptionZENLESSGIFTZZZCUTENESSZZZGIGOZZZ27CHAMPIONZZZANIMATE>Resources and useful linkshttps://rentry.org/zzzlinkshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Friendshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Guilds>/zzz/ OP pastebin (use this if making new thread):https://pastebin.com/PzbMf13P
i mean.. the other one IS vandalized..
Bibian
ritual posters already claimed the other one... my bibi thread....
I love little girls
I love my wife Aria!!!!
>>562201093that means this one is more pureno ritualposters!!!
>>562200971bibi love
>>562201093Can't post on both threads that fast...
choices
>>562201003Watch schizos bump it and the tranjan purge thid one. Bread and butter of /zzz/ threads
a random mibibi post amongst bibian and idols
>Yenless Yen Zero
KEK LUCIA KILLED THE OTHER THREAD TOTAL VIVIAN VICTORY
>>562200756https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=viviam+song+zzz
does the new battle trial have a badge i can get a clean number on realistically? or am i skipping this one?100M was a nightmare last battle trial.
A thread was made and posted (with a better OP) before this, why are you retards using this one? It's gonna get nuked.
You may hate ritual posting, but i will never hate Aria and Bibi fags!>Cissia fag>Orphie fag>BILLY fags>all of the Aria fags>Jufufu fag>For me it's (Yu) fag and the other Nangoners>Harin fag>Nekomiya fag>Bibian fag>Twiggy fag>Anby fag>Lucia Elowen fag>Alice fag>Shunko fag>Yenless Yen Zero fag>Zhao fag>Piper fag>Mibibi fag>Yidhari fag>Pulchra fag>Nicole fag>Yixuan fag>Machine prections using AI fag>Ellen fag>Burnice fag>Norma fags>Yanagi fag>Ramiel fag(s) (the legions fizzled out)>Spanish Jane Doe fag>Sales fag..>Seed fag
I want to slam my face into her tits and then rim her ass.
Horsey is afraid of threads with characters that are for (You)
>>562201689>use my vandalized thread!!!! fuck you retards!!!
>>562200756Bibi
Again a thread was already made and posted, why are you guys using this one instead?
I think Vivi is cute too
>>562201093>they moved herebibi won
>>562201892same
Bib
>>562201820What vandalization? The OP just put "Yenless Yen Zero", a harmless ritual post, what is your problem? Why does this one single phrase trigger this general so much?
Agent for this?
>>562201705Cissia fag... sloppy... blowjob...
yyz vandalized threads are only acceptable if bread baking is exceptionally late.
>>562202043Lighter
>>562202026I think somebody here genuinely believes "Yenless Yen Zero" is some sort of salespost.
Soon
>>562201879I don't like slop Burnice.
can't have a yyz bread without a proper bottle pic
>>562202043Dialyn
>>562202026Autismos are easily triggered by words, you can tell who they are right away.Ride or dies know how funny YYZ is, we have been here through the good times and bad times.
bang this boo!
>>562202063Yeah I only make 'em when nobody else does
>In just 2 days Endfield's new loli outsold Nangong, the latter of whom had 2 years of hype and VH level astroturfing backing her up.What can Hoyo learn from this?
>>562202043Zhu Yuan
>>562202371We need a red riding hood loli obviously
>>562202043Corin
>>562202371>Matching sales with the third character of a 3 piece puzzleThat ZZZ even though it's the abandoned child still can hold it's ground
>buzzwords salad he doesn’t even understand lol
>>562202181Harmless ritualpost is an oxymoron.
never let a snecko go to waste
>>562202290thread didn't even hit 750 before you spergs rushed ops again
>>562202371She CARRIED that btw
ORAL sex from WHICH agent??
Promeia is cool
>>562202586i think the yyz earlybaker is a faker
>>562202001I'm mesmerized by bibi's beauty
There better still be leftover AOD merch in Tokyo
>>562201489>>562202026>>562202371>>562202495
>>562202665Cissia
>2 threads>YYZ shows up here>thread devolves into shitposting and raging by a single MtF 38 year old
WHAT if you had an Anby buddy to just hang around with?? What would you do???
>>562202026Xhe envies that Minty became a loved thread celeb while xhe just got doxxed for spamming Miyabi AIsloppa like a year ago. Same tranny behind spamming AIcharts
>>562202685She'll look good once I mod the stupid cape out.
I hope I'm not late
>>562201705Nice!
>Monthly reset finally.
Don't fall for the tranny's tricks when xe tries to get you to compare the angels poor revenue to that of m*les.The angels are void hunter level. Compare them to shunko and mibibi where they're only getting 1/6 the amount.
>>562202861Half of /vg/ is a gender dysphoric 30 something.
Banyue big cock
>>562202995Shishou!!!
>>562202865I would still prefer to hang out with Belle
>>562202665Hugo
>>562202995>AI slopperish
>>562202371Total Yidhari Love
>>562202865reenact sex scenes from porno films
>>562202865I'd try to get as close as possible, grope her and coerce her into having sex.
I approve of this years april fools.
WHICH agent would POOP on YOUR CHEST???
I came to a video of robot Aria...
>562203035>insane schizo sperg outThe idols mindfucked your pinoy brain this bad, damn. I wonder how you are gonna handle a loli-sized void hunter, this is a mizubear game after all.
>>562203256Cissia
>>562203218I don't. I miss my faggy milkers.
>>562203297based clanker
>>562203218I've failed every one I got so far, though I used to watch some anime back in the day
Anyone thinking?
Started playing and got someone called Nekomata on the Nangong banner and got some wolfman on standard.I'm not sure how I'm supposed to feel about this.
>>562203434nyo
>>562203434
>>562203463You won
>>562203463Neko cancels out the gay fur so you're ok.
>>562203434think?
>>562203434nah
>>562203434Nah. Not worth it.
>>562203047>>562203256This is what happens when you remind the local schizo xhe is pushing 40, jobless and still living with xhis parents all while seeting at fake children for 18 hours a day.
>>562203463Sounds like you lost the 50/50, your next limited is guaranteed. Neko can replace Billy on your Cunning Hares starter team. Lycaon a stunner I still use to this day.
>>562203397I got Tatsumaki so far, pretty easy.
>>562203397I only know Speedwagon
>>562203397i got ryan gosling and put it "literally me" and it worked
>>562203330Horse king... you're too easy to trap.>Miyabi was not pdoslop and didn't validate you>same with Shifu>same with Shunguang >same with Ramiel>same with Sunbringer>same with Joyous and Dan and Vike and Arche and SwordmasterYour autism crippled you. Waterkuma definitely got fired and Atwo got promoted after the infamous disaster of 2.6
>>562202665Soukaku
Just release Cissia already
>>562203830That's amazing.
I'd eat Vivian's vomit
>>562203849truth nuclear holocaustbut also naming that many void hunters in the presence of a tourist like horsey means nothing to him
I need her so badly
>>562203589i dont know which mental ilnesses our thread schizoid had but even trannies give it a rest once in awhile. Our cute and funny girls live rent free in this persons mind 24/7 and he spams his inner retard monologue here.I wish he had friends or would join a dicksword to go spam them all day instead.
>>562204168She's a criminal
Who wants to tell horsepedo? They already attempted void hunter level powercreep and shilling on aria, she still failed. Everyone is looking forward to Ramiel instead.
>>562203589>>562204209Samefag
>>562202816
>>562204384>Everyone is looking forward to Ramiel instead.Who
>>562204317A sexy criminal.
whos more racist?jane towards clankers or lucy towards thirens
We're not getting an April fools...
>>562204424go away youre so weird and annoyinggrow up
when's the dusky dark skinned TOPS lady gonna be playable
>>562204168
>>562204501Would Rina be a setplay character? or a puppet character?
>>562201705Work is busy today....
>>562204519You're not fooling anyone
>>562203609Um, Sunna is currently dying. I think we need to rush it a bit...
>>562204168>>562204704you just know
>>562204801The tightest...
I love my bnuuy wife
>>562204985My daughter Sunna greets me like this every day
>>562205182No ERP, anon
>>562205273I impregnated your daughter.
>>562205426Just stating a fact...
>>562204704I really hope these 2 are not the same character even though they most surely will be, but I really want the white winged girl infinitely more.
>>562205225
>>562204501Imagine zzz fighting game...
>>562204801It really is, been working 12+ hour shifts every day these past few weeks, commute from work to my home is an extra hour by the time i'm off too..
>>562203639As someone just starting out, which of the banners available now are good to roll on? Because I know nothing about these characters.
What would a relationship with Ellen Joe be like??
>>562202861I'm here because I'm new to ZZZ but I don't get in general why anyone is here on /vg/ instead of on certain place that's a lot more moe and allows for hiding users by tripcode
>>562205773fathari
>>562205732Just 40 more years and you can enjoy the last 5 years of your life in style!
>>562205426>not denying Hot...
>>562204704They should make her part of a true rival faction. We have too many damn BFFs in this game. It wouldn't hurt having a rival group that actually rival and hinder us in our own endeavors, rather than just meddling in fate of the world bs. We could have had a proxy rival with a recurring side plot, but that aspect of our identity seems lost since the Mayor enlisted us. Certain factions have the capacity to do this from time to time, but we'd have to pull a heel turn to really get some of them on our asses. We don't know her exact motives yet, but Raviel stealing the W-engine could act as a good starting point. A faction like this can be involved in the plot as little as much as the writers demands and they can still be gacha bait.
>>562205865I would be in prison
>>562205729I don't want to because whenever i do i get depressed
>>562205865You'd have to feed her a lot.
first for ratita
>>562205865
>>562206001Eh!?
>>562203173do real girls actually likes to reenact sex scenes from porno films?
>>562206195I don't think it's common but they exist.
Boss Nicole
>>562205865She'd please old men for money behind my back and blame me as soon as I discover.
Now that ZZZ is in the top 10 are >we still using "machine prediction using AI" as a cope or nah?
>>562206539Someone needs to tell Nicole that this outfit only works on elementary school girls or flatties.
>>562205732Hope you get your rest. I have to commute more often and that's like 2+ hours on top of a 9 hour work day.>>562205658>>562205938I wouldn't even know the answer to that, stop asking me weird things
>>562206659I think we need more for (you) males, a period tracker and more incest so we can be on the same level as LADS
>>562206659Yes it's AI slop, and yes you still are a jeet/SEAmonkey.
>>562202685Promibi
>>562206748Why would we need an ovulation tracker?
>>562206870LADS has it
>>562206870You don't see the vision, an ovulation tracker that tracks the agents, not (you)
>>562206935I've never heard of it, is there reproduction based gameplay in it?
>post an almost 50k DA score with full m0w0>you used meta teams so it doesn't count!!!why is /zzz/ like thisdo they honestly think scoring well with premium teams at m0 doesn't require skill?
>Human milk has the highest concentration of Lactose (milk sugars) among most mammals, making it super sweet like melted ice cream.>Women are also efficient at turning their dietary calories into breastmilk at an 80% ratio, making them efficient milk producersWhy are female agents allowed to get away with not becoming prized dairy cattle when they're basically built for milking? I personally recommend starting with Nicole and then Rina to compare the differences.
>>562207103When the vaguepost hits it’s like I’m back on the Ferris wheel slurping down Cheetos
>>562207103only trannies talk about meta on a single player game, be like the rest of us, pick a character and shitpost
>>562206659It's actually more grim now with how low the global revenue is One bad banner for China and we're doomed
>>562207245> I was expecting the "Stream"God, I need to get off this site
>>562206729Sorry, you're just too sexy.
For those of you ever thinking of making a new account. I have done so in the name of science by only doing MSQ stuff (a slight bit of secondary stuff to get character levels), and I have just finished Chapter 1 in a little under 9h so use that as a barometer if you are thinking of doing it. I have been able to get 3 S ranked characters and 3 A ranked characters to level 40 in that time with 4 of them having BIS W slots. I have been able to put together 5/6 of my 2 teams, and will have a guaranteed 50/50.I will -probably- be through with Chapter 2 sometime around midday Friday, just spit balling. So that's just to give people an idea how long it would take, about 20 hours if you have some idea as to what you're doing.
>>562204425>>562206659>>562206748>>562207282
>>562205182>>562205658>>562207402
>>562206729Fucking slut.
>>562207542man choosing between promeia and billy.png
>>562207434Koleda was my first S rank
>>562207542Can you PLEASE stop posting this picture of me? Is making me deeply uncomfortable. Thank you.
>>562207434I have a friend who was thinking of playing, I'll send them this.
>>562206659Was wondering why we weren't getting flooded on today on the 1st of the month.>wuwa lose to nikke>genshin below LADS>uma musume beat HSR againyeah they're in the other threads for sure since all 3 are above wuwa againbut its fucking fake gay nigger chart bullshit so fuck off
>>562206729>2+ hoursDamm
I wonder if NEPS is even giving cissia a salary considering how she'd still try to do straight up crime of breaking in and squatting where people liveits like pay for her apartment already she is already low maint as it is enjoying conbini food
>>56220754285% of the thread would do what that fat ass does in that music video
My captcha asked me to name that pokemon with fucking CIRNO...How many 2016 tourists is this going to filter I immediately though to myself
>>562208808>refresh pageNo one
>>562208808My only knowledge of pokeman is gen 4-6 & gen 8
>>562208996I played 1-3 then didn't touch another one until 6.
Why are we flopping? Serious question
Are you guys throwing rolls at Cissia?
Which agent gets visibly frustrated over failing to answer late 00s-early 10s weeb captchas
>>562209435angels of delusion
>>562209484Yes, my Seed requires a partner. I can't guarantee her though, so we'll see how it goes.
>>562209435>>562209484>>562209501AAIIEEEE STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS I DIDN'T COME HERE FOR AN INTERVIEW
>>562209501sunna in her ult
>>562209435the story is badthe gameplay is not up to the standard you would expect for a company that got their start in arena battlersnew designs are very hit or missthere's a lot of competition
>>562209501Lucy
and what do we think of LUCIA ELOWEN?
>>562209501fufu
>>562209435Chinkland soured a lot of people.
>>562209435Because Cissia is not here>>562209484250+>>562209501Cissia
>>562209501Aria
>>562209580I laughed.
>>562200756bibi
AAIIEEE I CAN'T POST ON 8TH STREET OR MY IDENTITY WILL BE REVEALED
>>562209819I will cum tribute her.
snecko is very popular
>>562210417Who the fuck is posting from Reunion
>>562210553to draw... but to roll....
>>562209484Not a single one desu
>>562206539i love nyangong nyah!
only seed haters will not roll (there arent many of them)
what if we DO have a timestop "VH" tier support that just stops stun timers for a decent window
>>562210807We hate seed, we will roll.
>>562209484No. She is weird and annoying
Benless Bone Bero
>>562210847Honestly that'd be very cool, VH shouldn't be limited to being brainless dps characters.
/zzz/ finally admits it loves Seed Seedington Jr.!
https://2ch.life/gacha/src/6682950/17750644900410179931.png
>>562210847You know they can get around time stop BS easily, in HI3 HoF Kiana can only use it every 30 seconds and has to build up stacks to reuse
>>562210997Post that webm
>>562211229
>>562210997>"Seed, make a heart with your hands with you want to give homeless asshole a tongue bath!"
>>562210417>3 shitleans that post a lotMaybe I should join them
Aria does no damage...I don't have her signature.But I have Nangong and her signature and Yuzuha.In the current SD against Thracian only 26K
Notice how much more peaceful the threads became now that Wuwa is flopping? wonder why that is
>>562211556Switched the team to>Shifu, Lucia and Nangong Instantly managed 35k score
>>562211881did you just get here
>>562211881It's actually fucking insane how slow all the mhy threads are due to wuwa not being above 2/3 or even 1/3 of the gamesabout the only loud one is still eula schizo about black tier asses making mihoyo games flopping
>>562212289Tits made to store my smegma.
>>562212163He's literally me.
>>562211229https://files.catbox.moe/4x7adt.webm
>>562202371This is the final blackpill>Are lolis bad?No it's just zzz>Is fanservice bad?No it's just zzz>Are feet bad?No it's just zzz>Are males bad?No it's just zzz>Are furries baduhhhh maybe
>>562212289hey, cissia. i have an egg (sperm) dispenser right here.
>>562212743true
>>562211881Still puzzles me why they spam their shit here instead of /gig/, these two games have nothing in common other than being chinese
>>562212995because ZZZ and Wuwa are somwhat close in revenue, they have never gotten close to genshin so they dont even tryTLDR; small dog syndrome
Was a Lucia rerun already announced or not, i don't follow zzz news much nowadays
>>562213205Nope
another SD S clear with all m0w0 with shit discs and being bad at the game
>>562213304>100% metapag lineupis that supposed to be impressive?
>>562212737I'm so lonely
>>562213690uh oh engineroller melty...
>>562212737
>>562213809>>562213839huh... there may be something to nyotice...
I literally look like Nangong Yu.
Left or right??
Saintontas is laughing at us...
a-shuo > howlbut only because i hate waking howl up at night
>be Lycoan>incredibly powerful ties to several organizations>knows the mayor, phatheon, and also one of the members of the background shadow groups>incredibly well trained, can fly an airship, knows how to get through locks, understands humans, knows how to convince people without violence, and is bi>never once loses his cool, integrates into every fucking coalition without issue, deeply devoted, always polite, incredible vocabulary, and head of a maid service comprised only of women>because he is bi>has positioned himself as the fulcrum between several go-betweens, meaning he's constantly aware of what's going on>saves countless civilians>have an eyepatch because biName a more kino life.
>>562214498
>>562213809>>562213839Having sex with the mentally retarded is illegal?Wait, is it? I never actually checked desu
Nicole sexo
>>562214493neither. i'm allergic to dander
>>562214703AI generated shitpost just like his favorite game assets, dialogue and characters, wowzers!
>>562214493Pulchra.
WTF you told me that ZZZ was dead and they would announce EoS by April so I stopped playing 3 months agoNow I missed on the idols because /zzz/ misinformation, fuck you
!!!airA efiw ym evol I
>>562214493right.then left.
>>562212737>I'll never have this
>>562214138
Waterkuma must be contemplating suicide now, he'll forever be remembered as a bbc cuck pedo whose most beloved faction was a complete failure
>>562206659man, wuwajeets are gonna be inssufrable this month
>>562214493Left but only as long as she keeps the mask and voice filter on
>>562215371This
>>562215357shouldnt have tried to push the yuribait angle
>>562215357>gets paid to draw loli for a living>titfucking hags irlyour skinnyfat brown ass would mumble and stutter at him face to face
>>562215325KEK
I want a gf like Seed so much bros...
>>562216221The preschool is right over there anon
Chinatsu's tight butthole
oh shit isn't the tiger girl a good breaker?
I love Seed
>>562216221You do not. They're usually gross. I mean if they're REALLY cute like Seed, sure. But realistically, any seed-like girls are coddled and swooped up upon very quickly by faster and more handsome dudes. They're also high maintenance.
>>562204501Who would be a shoto in a ZZZ fightan?
>>562214498https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Za61CS7I1Hs&t=1shttps://files.catbox.moe/bf1cwc.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/g3u7lz.mp4
>>562216464Pulchra? She's pretty good at M6 yea, and that's a great engine for your supports
>>562216464usuable only if she's M6
I curse you with the concept of Saintontas micro-penis
I still have to resort to Lucy since I don't have Chinatsu, Astra or Lucia, only Yuzuha for anomaly...
We ran out of Seed gfs, sorry.We have Soldier 11 gfs in stock, however. Will that do?
Saintontas blowjob
>>562216564I didn't get her because fuck her, i wanted to play the giant robot, and now i'm in deep need of elecro dps
>>562217236What else is in stock?Harin is a safe fallback.
>>562217236do you have an offer if i take one of each?
I have max enhanced support, rupture and anomaly w-engines. Which w-engine is the best from the ones left (attack, stun and defence)? All of them seem ass from their descriptions.
>>562217604Steam oven is good for stun, Brimstone is good for attack.
>>562217786Oshit forgot to mention that I was talking about the BP
alice postin
>>562216358chinatsu...
>>562216837so it's people like him that tell me that zzz combat sucks?>why can't i do anything?isn't Romuel like the 4th boss that uses the purple flash gimmick?
>>562216464put steam oven on her and watch that stun bar fill up while your attacker is on-field.m6 is great and makes her a good support.
Okay, I admit it, I masturbate daily to Nicole Demara.
