Previous: >>562197434>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDMain Story Act 1, Finale Part 1 now AvailableCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Satono Diamond (3*), Mejiro Bright (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Zenno Rob Roy (Speed), SSR Curren Chan (Wit), SSR Marvelous Sunday (Guts), SR Curren Chan (Speed)Current CM: Pisces Cup - Hanshin Turf 3200m>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/05 - Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*), Symboli Rudolf (SSR), Sirius Symboli (SSR)04/05 - Ligne Droite Story Event04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Sakura Bakushin O (3* alt), North Flight (3* alt), SSR Daring Tact, SSR Daring HeartNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
ugh, a pedo thread? i’m so done with moids
Anyone clubs where danny is not a LEECH
>>562214532Tama-chan...
>~A rank>don't flatlineAlmondLove is looking for an active like-minded Almond Eye appreciator. Post your ID for an invitation
what do I do bros I qualified to A group after beating shit umas I'm not ready
4 days until Fuji Kiseki!
Kitachan Sex
>MANT saved UmaApologise
>>562214782Beleeb in your umas!
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/8z1pCvhttps://jiggie.fun/8z1pCv
>>562214532>this ugly dogshit op is ok>but 10/10 AI pure sex imagine is no goyou really need to kill yourself /uma/ troons
so why did they make training power so hard
>>562214776On cooldown 162153239251
>>562214918>slop
>>562214776>~just let it go amigo...
My club was falling apart and dooming after our high earners left so I posted the TM Opera stamp and left too.
>>562214648thxcan i get more opinions on this?:should i get moxie + leaders pride / restless / radiant star
>>562214490>Always thought Air Fryer are a huge meme, which they kinda are as the "technology" itself is old as hell>Finally get a cheap Xiaomi on sale for the hell of it>Been mildly obsessed with it since, making just about anything I eat in there, including pan based dishes like fish and what notHell, even bakery stuff works fantastically in it, the only thing that you can't easily do is soups and the like, for that you obviously still want a pot.
>>562214650please marry me mejiro
This month is gonna suck so bad. I can already feel it
Mambo!
>>562215096Which club got nuked
>>562214532
Why are all the A+ clubs that are recruiting the ones that are drama infestedfuck
>>562215231why do you think they are drama infested they are whorehouses
>>562214991and slop is one bajillion times better than this stinking horseshit >>562214532 >>562215208
>>562214976Sent
Digitan LOVE
>>562215231>>562215309Rebricked is the /uma/ whorecrackhouse
>>562215096Autis/uma/bwo...Rebrickedbro...
>>562215231just join an A club and force it to be A+It has worked before, hehe
>>562215136You think its a good investment? I'm thinking about buying one
Aaaaaaah my club mates are all getting insane numbers of fans and I do like one run a day I feel like an underperforming employee
>>562214976>that resumeDANCHOU....
>>562215202Rebricked top earner got poached by /uma/club
ButtSweat, a casual B+ /uma/ club, is recruiting! You wa Shock, I am sure.The usual "try to play" requirement stands; if you're flatlining for a reason, just let us know in advance that you're travelling or whatnot, all good.We talk in-game! Some of us (not me) are good at the game and even give advice! What a joyously cooperative environment. There is also talk of butts and such, at times. Naturally.If interested, reply with your user ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile!
>>562215096mambro...........
>>562215494Sniping is bad manners
/Uma/ Club: the club the movie based on the bestselling novel has room for one S-flavored toreina! It could be (You)! -Reply to apply!>reusing recruitment imageaeeeiiiii, i will make a new one later if we still need it
is it true that the almondlove dancho has sex with old men in almond eye cosplay
>>562215128I would not take RestlessMoxie+leader pride/ Radiant star are valid for different reason (midgame vs late game gambling). Pick whatever acceptable to you.
Mambros...
>>562215662You have to pay the OF to watch
I think this longslop will be the peak MANT experience meanwhile all CM onwards will just be inflated stats and billion of RNG skills.So, it's better to take a break after this CM desu. Just hope my club will allow me to flatline
>>562215660Your dancho leeches
>>562215660>leech danchouTell your Danchou to kill himself first.
Autis/uma/ danchou will play Magic the Gathering with you on Tabletop Simulator if you join us
>>562215768Danchou! Kick this one!
>>562215662My OF tier only gives me access to the solo videos
>>562215773>>562215816He pays everyone a salary anon. You're not gonna convince people to leave, it's not an umaoooo situation
>>562215506is this true bricked bros?
Lates have nature, paces are getting thisWhen is it Golshi's (ends) turn?
>SMaru sweepy setup failing runs more often nowwhat happened.....also someone share their setup so I can front load my fans for this month
>>562215847what the fuck can I leave and join again?
>>562214976NOOO TEIOBRO
>>562215768Almost. All CM onwards are going to be XOgurislop. i'm not looking forward to that
>>562215773BOTOCAUST DOKO? BOTOCAUST DOKO? BOTOCAUST DOKO? BOTOCAUST DOKO? BOTOCAUST DOKO? BOTOCAUST DOKO? BOTOCAUST DOKO? BOTOCAUST DOKO?
>>562215895What's the country with the lowest average wage where this would be a viable tactic? Could I pay some Africans $10 a month to get 200m fans?
>>562215660were you shiteres not at rank 800 or some shit with uma co
discord banned me for calling a character wife, can I do it here
bite your Tama today
>>562215660>carat giveawaysWait, why don't we have that, Dancho?
i guess you could say rebricked is bricked again
>>562216090redo healer type shi
>>562216086no
>>562215895>umaoooo situation QRD?
>>562216086Yes, unless it's Cafe because she's my wife
>>562216090tama is soon gone.............
>>562215773>>562215816i had some things come up this month and it was frustrating falling behind on MANT release, I let the club know I wasn't making it in March and I felt bad about it, no need to rub salt in it silly guys>>562216071you must be confused with another club
>>562215687went with Moxie+leader pride
>>562216001Club members get exclusive access to my Steam Friend code and Moxfield
A+ club minimum is TWO(2) MANT(TRACKBLAZER) careers a day.
>>562214976DANCHOOOOOOOOUUUU WHYYYYYY
>>562216212Danchou flatlined for months in an S club, 10 people left at once, Danchud quit. I dunno what's happened to them now. Pretty sure the club is dead.
>>562215981https://pastebin.com/mMszMJs5kinda curious how this works actually here
>>562216268>things come up this monthThat's how it all begins
>>562215660I do 20 mil a monthBeg for me and I might switch
>>562216442>link 404d
>>562216259No better way to go out
>>562216491>pastebin deleted italright then, i guess i need a pastebin alternative that isnt retarded
>>562215471Personally I think it's some of the best 87€ I've ever spent, especially for a kitchen device. People always say "make fries with less oil than in an oil fryer!", while I refuse to use oil period, yet my food comes out tasty all the same, including fries or fish sticks it's great. Not only do I save on time, but money for oil and the included cleaning. The only oil being used is what's a part of the food itself, nothing else is needed really. 180c for 12-15min is one hell of a default setting my device has, works on just about anything.For context: Xiaomi Smart Air Fryer 6.5L <- The one I have. Been thinking of ""upgrading"" to some expensive Ninja one since, but the prices there are obviously a whole different story, especially as I want one with more space than my current.Fried UmaMusume.
My CLUB is not RECRUITING because we all pull our weight :)
>>562216268>wasn't making it in March>still does 55M which is more than 95% of /uma/ ever didWhy are you answering retards again, danchou?
>>562216597Literally catbox
>>562216152Danchou is poor
>>562215136It's so simple yet life-changing
Okay /uma/Where should a danchou be interms of fan count?
>go with only 1 gold hammer to TS climax because the shop always has hammers>check>5 hammers >all silver
>>562215904nyes
>>562216732Just start an OF like almondlove's
>>562216640>>562215471Air Fryer + Rice cooker is the goated combo
>>562216960AIYEEEEEEEEE
>guy in my lobby brings a rabbit Suzuka>my Kitasan slingshots off of it and winshoisted by his own petard
>>562216960Oh damn, I've seen that guy a lot in CM rooms
>>562216960No one can stop /uma/club...
>>562215136>Always thought Air Fryer are a huge meme, which they kinda are as the "technology" itself is old as hellHonestly same. After buying one I've never cooked ever again using the stove unless cooking omelettes and quick fried eggsIt's such a leisure to go back to whatever you're doing and leaving the air fryer cook your food by itself. Cleaning and washing it is kinda a hassle sometimes though because of all the oil. I think I save more in overall bills too if I rely on it rather than cooking using the stove.
>>562216947A leader should lead the way by example
Hello /uma/ I hope you aren't dealing with gay club drama this morning.
>>562216640>>562216976Maybe I'll get a basic one. Already got a rice cooker (my beloved kitchen tool)
Good night friends!!!
>>562216960rebricked really are tasteless huhsending their spies to other clubs againwatch out for this guy /uma/club
>>562216976Air Fryers are GOATed but rice cookers are a Japanese psyop
>>562217087>/uma/club...>cuma two??
>>562216976>Air Shakur + Rice ShowerIs this actually the best combo?
>>562217207Free protein!
>>562217246Danchou is weird like that. He likes to change club names.
ah jeez ah FUCK
>>562217246>>562217330>not realizing its an April Fools jokeanons...
>>562215687>>562215128>>562214648>>562214106thx everyoneshe is winning
I fucking hate you /uma/
>>562216960Watch out for the traitor umafags
>>562217437I didn't even do anything
>>562217341I had to do it, I NEEDED the carrots
>>562217431It's not the first time he's done this. Unless you're a newfag
So now that the dust has settled... is Bricked the meme club now? Has Mambo redeemed themselves? Is autis/uma/ dead?
The real April Fools is everyone claiming they'll do their best this month
>>562217437samebut probably for a different reason than you
>>562217479Because /uma/ bullied umaooo, /uma/ club has to poach from other clubs now.
>>562216830Mom shilled these to me a lot, which confused me. Then she reminded me that we used to have pic related in the 00s, and it started to click. Old established tech, overhyped by modern marketing.>>562216976The modern kitchen can be so small and portable, it's great. Except if you need to feed a family gathering I suppose, or need soups/sauce etc.>>562217095>leaving the air fryer cook your food by itself.Honestly the most amusing part for me, especially as I refuse to use extra oil on anything. Literally kids safe in that regard.>rather than cooking using the stove.There is some math you can do here, but at the very least it save you time and effort.>>562217137Get a Ninja on sale or something, they're the market leader if you will, at least here in the EU, or some china shit like I did.
>>562214532Everyone is pulling for Nishino Flower right?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXQodvtHuq4
semen retained, right?
>>562217662i want to fuck the dirt shotacon
>>562214532GOATED OP>>562214816Im gomenasai, I thought Trackblazer will kill Uma, are people masochists?
AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSS Xoguri DEAD LAST HAHAHAHAHAHAA
/uma/hjong is recruiting! Post ID or apply with /uma/ in your profile. 20 million fan quota (which is just about 1 run per say). We have an optional discord to organize daily jong games on Riichi City.
>>562217581Autis/uma/ isn’t dead yet. Autisdanchou will whore himself out to make ends meet.
>>562217903Invite me to your discord! I want to play umajong
>>562216716yeah but its just a really long string, no need to download a .txt file onto your pc unless you want my dolphin porn>>562216597try https://hastebin.dev/manomaseru.apache
>>562217903>discordno thanks
>>562217903821539269355Still on cooldown, but I need a new club.
>>562217903I think you guys killed the other umajong club
>>562217994Apply to the club then!
>>562217892You won't laugh like this when she rapes you next CM
>>562217868The money there is "combined" from all servers - unless someone posts a breakdown we don't know how Global did
>>562217903>Riichi CityTell a believable lie. Anons only use MS and hate RC
>>562217903>Riichi City
Hooray!
Since this is relevant again. Posting clubanon's hard work.
:(
>>562218053We beat them in jong and they were forced to remove their jong identity.
>>562217762IT'S OVER
My favorite part of the month is club drama
>>562216640I really should get one. I've been hearing a lot about how easy and beginner friendly they are
>have oguri and tama end and one shitty front runner>both perform awesome 3/5 win rate>add a good smaruzen>suddenly both go 9 /8 th constantly?????????did i jump up to harder opponents now?
>>562218176>autisuma in A+
>>562218054I can't make the quota...And no one on 4chan uses the clients I like...
>use 3 clocks before the first summerit's already fucking over isn't it...
Am I the worst trainer? I wish at least my club would fuck me as hard as everyone in CM
>bad predebutreset>bad shopreset>bad inspireset>bad summerreset>somehow lose races you shouldn't lose or lose any of the crowns and drain all 5 clocks for no reason because fuck youreset>also 1 hour longThis shit is so assIt's gambling game I know, but did it really have to take 1 hour?
>>562218176we need to remove some of the A+ clubs
>>562217892She's saving her strength to rape you thoroughly next CM
>>562218192take the training retard
>>562218071Why does Korea hate Japan?
>>562218176#clublist needs updating, get to it
so if I get the Fast Learner hat I should only pop it right at the very end, right? or how does it work?
>>562218176Rebricked is most likely going down to A this month. Mambo too.>>562218385They hate each others
>>562218385idk probably that they were under occupation less than a hundred years ago
>>562218407remove rebricked, autis/uma and mambo on A+
>>562218447pop it as soon as you get it and buy any skill you may need with max hints
>>562218317>>562218070should i buy the selector ticket to get her? i have base oguri already>>562218176since when we have this many clubs
>>562218385iirc both the cn and kr versions were mismanaged by their publishers
>>562218176remove rebrikced
>>562218176>>562218407>>562218486the rentry itself is updated. probably just forgot to do the image version
>>562217903Do you host rooms in amatsuki?
>>562218526It's either fronts/XOguri/Ryan(If you wanna gamble) for your choices next CM.
>>562218176rebricked shouldnt be here
>The key to early training Kitasan in Junior is to swap her from Front to Pace so she can consistently win even the G1 mileWish I knew about that earlier
>>562218176delete rebricked from the list
>>562218738this but uma co and mambo
>>562218214My pro gaymer tip: Fish Sticks box says "Oven: 12-15min at 200c circulating air"? Do exactly that in the fryer. Check how they are in 12min, otherwise let them cook a bit longer. In my device 12m at 180c results in perfect sticks, but this obv varies. The thing defaults to 180c 15min when set to "manual", which I found to be perfect for most things.Go back to your PC and let it cook, enjoy your food when the shit thing rings at you from next door.
>>562218513can Fast Learner disappear if I get a training fail or something like that?
>Single pull on Mejiro Bright's banner>Kawakami dupe>Single pull on Satono Diamond's banner>Akebono dupe
>>562218385Everyone in Asia hates everyone else, it comes with the territory
>>562218838No
>>562218176why is rebricked on the list?
>>562218838No, fast learner can't disappear.
>>562218685No, only Riichi City. We got fed up with Mahjong Soul and their stingy rolls.
>>562218385>6m vs 27munfair comparison. nips have more subscriptions, more scamchas, a more expensive tier of selectors and step-up gachas
>>562218806fuck off rebricked
>>562218781>>562218873is rebricked really full of non-anons now? what happened?
>They added keiba boom mechanic for other countriesSekuyretariato...
>>562218738 >>562218781 >>562218873very organic seething samefag
>>562218732Bourbon is so fucking pretty
>>562218781>>562218873>x:48:17>x:49:20
>>562218732Oguri looks so fucking retarded
>>56221895815 people left but theyre still able to be 30/30 last month, make it make sense
>>562218781>>562218738>>562218652Autisbwo...
>>562218959>Sekuyretariato...>yI fucked up
>>562218891I'll check back next month if you are pulling in randoms to play on the better client.
>>562218959https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhQ5678cJU8
>>562218918how is that B+ club of yours faggot ? lmao
>>562218975>>562219021>>562219107rebricked samefag
>>562218958they are recruiting from discord
>>562218486Mambo is still A+ though
>>562219040
>108 speed>1 speed cardI hate training umas for long
>>562219238Not the first to do so.
Anons, looking for clubs, be careful not to get trafficked into umapyoi slavery.
>>562219234no wonder your club is about to fall to C lmao
>>562219176rebricked will be B+ soon and disband
>>562219176rebricked is B+
>>562219326Assuming you're using 4 wit, she actually caps speed consistently granted you're not using a low priority speed or SR card
Is it fine if I flatline until Nishino comes out
I woke up one day and suddenly thought Maruzensky was the best thing to ever grace my eyes. I have no idea what caused this feeling but I don't deny it.
Love my fellow almondbros :3
>>562219394Chilling in umasumi
>shitter clubs fighting with each other while /uma/club keeps slowly stealing their top playersThis needs to be a class war not a brother war...
>>562219620fuck off rebricked
>>562219394We should be working to free those enslaved, lest it happen to us and nobody comes to rescue us. Trainers have rights and I will not stand idly by
>>562219620>rapes you thoroughly
>>562219620Preach
>>562219620This would have never happened if umao was still here
I remember there being a post where Mambo and Rebricked were saying which was going to drop out of A+ first
stop posting umas pointing up and saying retarded things!!!
>>562219473It's more like she gets raped even with taking the lead in the junior year races
do i have any chances of making group a finals?if not then which is worth a rebuild the most
>>562219421>>562219417we are 567 retard
>>562219738rebricked dropped out of A+ lol
How do I turn almondbros into almonddaddies?
7 and I rape every A+ and above /uma/ club 0 and I rape every A and below /uma/ club
>>562219750It may be retarded but it's true
>>562219821rebrickedtard bro...
>>562219712>562219786Unfunny version of this https://x.com/tonyrigatonee/status/2039323440990097772
>global making cyjews infinite money but they still aren't speeding up QoL shitWhy are they like this?
>>562219773>long A
>>562218276Anon, it's like 1 run a day. If you play daily, it's like 660k fans each day. If you play every other day, just do 1 and 1/2 runs.
>>562219620When will they steal Mambo's top earner? That would probably start the Mambogeddon
Chiyo's butt
I really love Dragon Ball Z, what /uma/ club is for me?
fuck off rebricked
>>562220076where?I just see a black void
>>562219927>>562219951>Make a ton of money doing the bare bones effort, just like any other company out there today>HUR DUR WHY DON'T THEY WASTE MONEYThis is why all of you are poor.
>>562220087/uma/club
>>562220021Nobody wants Mambotroons in their club
>>562220021Just make sure they aren't the highest anon left to poach
>>562220087Aspic/uma/
>>562220153
>>562220146it is her shorts
DESTROY THE POACHERS
You will pull for the strongest dirter Copano Rickey, yes?
go dacchis go
>>562219993yeah so what
You didn't fool me. I used a mirror.
>>562220087/retard/club
>>562220413>paceslopnyo
What's the better option when running MANT and following the Race guide?>G3 Niigata Kinen w/Rival or G2 Rose Stakes w/Rival>G2 All Comers no Rival or G2 Kobe Shimbun Hai w/Rival
>>562220586Brickey is a frontgawd though?
Love when you can tell early when a run's just going to suck.
>>562220586Rickey is a front
>>562220339
>>562220797this but when they see how much cum I shoot
>>562220854Just because she CAN be run front doesn't mean she should be. She's meant to be pace.
>>562220898
Post big tits Dia
>>562220413>>562220909she's a feng shui schizo?
>>562221118
JUST FIVE MORE DAYS IT'S BEEN TOO LONG
Just lost to this absolute fucking chad
where are the A+ lobbies
B+ club Basashi needs new members, we're pretty chill so get in here try to do a daily career.Join today, and I'll tell you the secret to doing well in CMs that other clubs don't want you to know.Send a join request to 850734315 or reply to this post with your friend ID and I'll send you an invite.
>>562218196>CLASS PROMOTION: 6>CLASS DEMOTION: 5>CLASS PROMOTION: 6>CLASS DEMOTION: 5>CLASS PROMOTION: 6>CLASS DEMOTION: 5I AM GOING INSANE!!!
God I hate MANT so much
>>562221454Desu wa!
>>562217687I can get one for 90 home money. I think I'll get that one.
>>562222050Tail Held High
>>562221968I've been in that position for a very long time now and it feels awful. I'm a full 1million over the Class 5 promotion but never enough to keep Class 6 retention.
>>562221989finish your two level 5 facility run negro
>>562219773You could try to make a runaway Suzuka to catapult your fronts.
>>562215349the op image is sovl
I'm a casual player with a spark and 1.9 rainbow crystals, what future card should I pull for?My only non event/shop MLB's are Kitasan Black, stamina Satono Diamond and Guts Matikanetannenhauser. As for my priority/enjoyment it goespace>medium>front>long>mile>late>end>sprint
>>562215349>zoomie doesn't understand the reference
>>562222256pull on this*unzips umapants*
>Game freezes at final result screenFUCK YOU MY DOPAMINE.
>>562222050Good luck with whatever you're going with, and enjoy your frying experience!
>the op image is sovl>zoomie doesn't understand the reference
>>562221762holy highroll
>>562222256Tachyon speed for paces
>>562222437Thanks!
>>562222475we got it retard
>>562222454cute boy
>>562222454Sir you have to think of the advertisers
Sorry danchou, I submitted a single Job Application.
literally one is shitting in anothers headyou are both subhumans for even posting the op is anywhere goodslice your throat>>562222563no you didnt gasp your mental illness yet i had to visualize it for you single digit iq subhuman
>>562222454Looks like a boy to me
>>562222256if you're a big front guy you might wanna save for maruzensky speedhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30107-maruzenskystrong front runner speed card that can work at lower limit breaks. you can't avoid the light hello/tachyon banner as you need Light Hello at least at 3LB. But you have plenty of time to save until then
>>562222256Tachyon speed is an important meta card coming out some time around the end of June which has a Pace and Medium focus, so maybe consider that one:https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30101-agnes-tachyon
>>562222665>s you need Light Hello at least at 3LB.No you don't.
>>562222256Balls deep in Tachy (speed)
>>562222454Woah man, you can't be posting things like that. It's invasion of privacy
>third worlder schizo ramblings
>>562222454>the scenes about this on RJ01261731my dick exploded 20 times over
>>562222454Anon….
>>562222780
Yayy, not too shabby. I don't think she has a good inherit but a nice general mile parent at least
>>562222256Tachyon is definitely a must pull even if you're not a pace main. She's a scenario link next scenario and her banner is with the scenario specific pal card. It's a win-win. I'm personally dumping all my carats in there.
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE A+ LOBBIES
>>562222724Cute image.
>>562222719Yeah, you do. You want that 10% Training EffectivenessMLB is just frivolous
>>562223027Sex with boys (female).
I'M GOING INonly Oguri has actual stats
>>562220549OLIVE DELIGHTS
here's your f2p uf rank
am i reading this right? Pace only needs to roll for like 2 cards for the next year?Tachyon(SPD) and McQueen(WIT)?
Don't you just love it when card events giving important gold skills don't trigger during a good run?
>>562222563don't respond to the monkey
>>562223127
>>562223127This is the 7th time you post this
Thoughts on this parent deck for XOguri? Creek for Maestro for Corner Recovery hints is key, Rob gives me Righthand hints, Ryan for Nimble Navigator and medium skill hints, Kita and Windy to drag me through actually winning races + Kita has some decent hints, and then borrow Yaeno for Playtime and THH.
>>562222780meant for >>562222289>>562222223
>>562223257looks good anon
>>562223215no it's only the 2nd time
did i miss the club drama
>
So this is the power of (fixed up) sweep...
>>562223336scroll up
I don't get it...
>>562222925She pretty cute, when she shows her weak side.
JP bros are we rolling?
>>562223127im just not sure how youd use team sirius it feels schizo
>>562222549>>562222701>>562222724>>562222890Sounds good to me, thank you very much anons!>>562222665Maruzensky is the front I like to use the most, so that wouldn't work for me. Still thanks for the suggestion!
>>562223410Not cute enough.
>>562223342check the deck and their profile, might be someone trying to get more f2ps into group A
>>562223410tranny artstyle
>can finally use firm course menace next CM>but literally everyone will bring it so it's basically mandatory >stuck using my LB2 Top Road with no race bonus since I'm permastuck borrowing yeppers wit for NSMI miss Unity Cup solely for easy access to NSM, it's just so powerful
>>562223336We're killing clubs
>>562223506it wasI kneel
>>562223373Is that a Rebricked schizo?Why Rebricked of all clubs to have a meltdown?
>>562223410she needs a proper hag body
>>562223536I still dont know, if I want to get LB1 yeppers for NSM or cope with random nimble navigator from Finemo. I got the 2 selectors for it
>>562221762I HAVE THE EXACT SAME CARDSIT COULD HAVE BEEN ME
>>562223639crazy how they dropped by far the sexiest uma in year 1 and never managed to top her design
>tfw ralkos hasn't logged in in 4 daysAnyone know a whale adoption center with decent reviews?
>>562223506>barely luck out and get 3/5 wins>get 0 wins round 2>can't even qualify for B finalsTruly devilish
>fronts stay in the lead for the whole race>0.0000001s before late race>pace nigger crashes into the front pack and destroys the victory cheer/resplendent red ace spots>pace nigger falls off like a rock anyway because >pace>some end nigger winsFUCKING PACE NIGGERS STAY IN YOUR LANE
>>562222454source?
>>562223554Which one first?
>>562223750no...
Round 1 wr status?
>>56222394592% WR saar
>>562223945
>>56222394550%Owari da
>>562223945about 50%
>>562223945until this morning my wr was at 80%
>>56222394587.5%Much better than I expected.
>>562223945wr of what? the 3 umas % combined or just the best one?
>>562224245I don't know what that creature is, but I'm going to pick it up.
>>5622239453/30
Just want to take a moment to appreciate how goated Grass Wonder is. Not only did she win the Arima Kinen without using a single skill and starting late on E+ stamina, but she also luck sacked the hot springs ticket. She then went on to not lose a single race before becoming my first uma to reach S rank.
>>562223945like 75%
>>562223303Guess I'll send it then, thanks anon.
>>56222394587.5%
>>562224375I would love to lick the cheeks of ass wonder
>>56222394590%
>>5622230840,2,1Way too high for something that took me 1 run each
wtf flashy landing procced as an endfirst maya win of the day with tamamochud behind me by 1/2 L
>>562224293
>>562224375She's an underrated uma.
/uma/ is getting too uppity for round 1 results.
>>562223945kinda tanked today from 90% yesterday
>>5622239450%
>>562224686Very cute. I will now stroke its exposed belly.
>>562224854my smexy punny wife ludolf-channy
>>562224752It would be horrible if an Anon were to put me in my rightful place...
>>562224876>He thinks he gets to belly rub the never exposed belly
>have to play the takamatsunomiya kinen again for curren's staraaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>56222394526/40 I meantTurns out I can't really math
>>562225383no one's forcing you to get the whore stars, anon
>>562225529But I want her to be mine
>>562225318bwo your other 10 races?
Are club points only really used for the somewhat useful cards that we get with new story chapters? We had McQueen's card early on and only now we got Team Sirius.Do we get any future ones?
>YOOSH IKUYOOOOOOOOOOO>*actually wins*wait what
>finally have a dream about umamusume>make out with some random uma>not from the game or show, but she's hot>wake up way too earlyI think it's time to create a tulpa again...
does it matter which specific races you use the hammers on?
>>562225884John Pork???
>SLOP IMAGEpost ruinedpost ignored
>>562225923yes, G1s give the most stats
>>562225923Nyo, as long as it's a G1
First one to pick one from El, Grass, Spe gets to decide my next sandbag career.
>>562225782Stego cute
>>562226165el
Do you guys use clocks on non-G1 races? Have I been a retard for using them on whatever races?
https://x.com/0abetakun0/status/2039294485893693710?s=20
>>562225782After carefully reading between the lines of your posts and running a comprehensive pattern analysis of your picture history, I am starting to consider the hypothesis that there's a non-zero possibility you might ilke Stego.
Feeling sleepy? Not thinking about queueing for CM as soon as reset hits? But anon, your winrate is so biiiig and thick, surely you can queue at reset, right? You're not skipping it out of fear for the SS teams of Kitasans and VBourbons, right? Surely your last minute Gold Ship can win, right?
Poor Falco...
>>562226254I did at the start of MANT but stopped because it drains way too many clocks, use them on G1s only
>>562226292silence, brat in need of correction
Wowie Trainer they should be calling you Ass Wonder instead haha do you really walk around campus like that all day? How do you even manage to not get sexually harrassed every minutes like this? *SLAAP!*
Do we like Vivlos
>>562226171Fuku-san...
>>562226254for every style other than pace, save your clocks for essential triple crown G1s.for pace and only pace, you can blow some on junior year races.
nyoooooooooom
>>562225782
>>562226451not particularly
>>562226289I'm not stego-anon, I just felt like posting a spoilered stego to attract him, and upset schizos for funsies.
>>562226451ruined by the faggot
>>562226513How did you get your Kita this wet?
>>562226165>Event chain is not only activated early but its also successfully completed
>>562223717jjust dontuse NSM on this track???dont gimp your deck
kingu love
>>562226937I want to fuck her breathless in front of her mother.
what do G3 races even do? should I ever run them? what about G2?
>>562225909>againMind sharing with the class?
>>562227061Are you playing MANT? Don't ask questions, run those fucking races. 30-40 at a minimum for a decent S+/SS uma.
>>562226641not a single thought going through that head
6 scarlet, 5 kita and 3 maya winsthe stamcows will show their wit deficiency soon in round 2...
>>562226937Oyakodon
>>562227150I just don't get what they DOlike why would I run some rando ass crappy G3 race over getting a rainbow speed training?
Besides Osaka Hai we will have two G3s, one of them being a trial for NHK Mile Cup
>>562226937I want to fuck her mother breathless in front of her.
>>562223827Kunitworo on X*tter
>do mile G1>2nd>retry with clock>9thI fucking hate MANT so much
>>562227348your mile A?
But I'm not even training Teio...
>>562226937I want to fuck her breathless while she’s wearing a paper bag with a picture of her mom taped to it.
>>562227259Woah there buddy, you're getting dangerously close to questioning the narrative. Don't do that!
Got my SSR Race 2 voucher
>>562227259Shut up and stop asking dumb questions, go and run your G3s and G2s you disgusting slave. BRING ME THOSE FANS!!!It's all about the epithets, also funny points to buy shit with in the store. https://gametora.com/umamusume/nicknames
>>562227259they give you money to buy shit in the storeskill pointssome statsskill hints or a little extra stats (from rival races)
>>562227315Oh I thought it was a single panel from a hentai not the entire thing
>>562227262It just hit me as a globab but japanese horse names aren't usually very japanese at all huhhow do they even come up with these names, stuff like tokai teio or matikane fukukitaru should've been the norm
>>562227259It depends on the training. If, in Senior year, when you *already* have banked a bunch of buffs, taking a double or triple-rainbow training > running a G3. But unless you have>anklets>megaphones>lvl 2+ training facility>40+ stat gain without buffsit's better to run the race.
>>562227801Rule of cool
>>562226937i want to fuck her breathless but she's an uma and no doubt has far superior lung capacity to my own
I've lost to a furry and feel filthy
Caring Umamusume...Upbeat Umamusume...Cheerful Umamusume...cute how they include them in the team photo
>>562227918Sei-chan…
>>562227801Japs like to insert other languages (especially English) into their things. Just check songs popular in Japan and you will notice that many have English words in their lyrics
>challenge Taiki Shuttle on daily legend races>pick Haru >remember too late its not a dirt track
>>562215506they cant keep getting away with it...
>>562214776I'm in this club! Which makes it a good club automatically!
>>562228245Missing all the deranked clubs
post something cute
>>562228335sounds like a club full of fags then
>the track she blazedKINO?
>>562228403
>>562228245holy shit kek
I wish I were Mejiro McQueen so trainer could massage my ass while I read
>>562218385>Japanese people absolutely love gook games like Nikke or BA>meanwhile Koreans hate every Japanese gamesWhy are they so cucked?
Did you know that in oomah moohsoohmey trainers who meet their trainee's parents have a 90% chance of marrying their trainees? Did you know that traveling abroad together increases that chance by 10%?
annoying as fuck when you're already done with your aces, parent runs take too longdefinitely not grinding for the star pieces
>>562228835I'm just gonna do some runs for TT and hope I get enoughDon't know if I'll manage though 2 runs a day is already too much
>>562228579Post Mcqueen's trainer
LADIES AND GENTLEMENPLEASE WELCOME THE GREATEST FROM THE LAND OF THE RISING SUNTHE JAPANESEOOHMAHMOOSOOMAY!
>>562229004
Ardan is seriously pretty
>>562228647It all started with Confucius...
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>562229089>>562229089AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE delete this post I can see the JP spoilers behind
does Fast Learner still apply at the end of the career after you finished all the races?
>>562228969DAH
>>562229154Enjoy your ahead of schedule hand fetish
>>562229054https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpJ0bbw725g
>>5622292342 months till DAHBY btw
>>562228969I didn't they knew they spelled it that wayGuess it's the only way TO spell it really
CUTIE PIE WITH SHINING EYESCURREN-CHAN
>>562229380She's called Uokka
>>562229054EVERYBODYU U U U U U U UEVERYBODYU U U U YAAAAAAAAAAYU U U U U U U U U U U UMAU U U UMA U U U U U U UMA
>>562229380You didn't question them pronouncing Vodka's name as Uokka?
I didn't realize a fresh account starts with 30k Carots right nowI got Diamond on my first set up pulls and have 14k left over, do I just spam on the support cards now? It's a card based game not character, right?
do you waste clocks on mid careers?
>>562229380 (Me)holy strokeI need to eat..>>562229439naruhodo
>>562229537Why not? I got over a thousand still
>>562229537i have 800 clocks and im likely never using them again
>>562229537No because I don't lose.
>>562229537one anon suggested me to use them only in important races like the crowns or the tiara, you risk low results compared to gambling but i prefer to save my clocks like that
>>562229054>THE JAPANESE OOHMAHMOOSOOMAY
>>562229231>>562229231>>562229231>>562229231>>562229231HELPPLEASE
>need to sleep for work>can’t fall asleep>work in 4 hours Uuuuuuuuuugh I guess I’ll do cm runs
>>562229765nigger just use the fast learner item when you get it
>>562229765You have to use the item before the last race and it applies to the post career skill shop
>>562229765your last chance is before the final climax race, all items are lost afterwards
>>562229765nyo
>>562230104
>>562229686Here's some eldritch knowledgeHere are the races that have worthwhile epiteths Also I still would recommend doing hopeful stakes Victoria Mile but they're optional on triple crown
>>562230104stop posting highly attractively and well drawn huge tits
>>562230104nipurus!!!
>>562230104ANON NYOOOOO
>>562230104SEXO
What the fuck is this?
>>562230104AWOOGA
>>562229765yes you use it anytime you want for a 10% discount on all skills in the skill tab, this applies even on the post career screenbut obviously you use it before the career ends, in fact theres no reason to hold it, use it the moment you get it so any skills you buy (now or later) get the discountif you can get through career without buying any skills, the better as you're holding out for out for fat savings at the end
>>562230104ADVERTISERS GET DOWN
>>562228808Flash...
>>562230247Seems to be the career events for unity cup, Anon.It says so at the top.
>>562229324A super cute
>>562230162that looks extremely useful and i see now why anons run the niigata practically every race, thanks anon, i'll save it
Why does this always happen on TT umas and never on my ace runs?
>>562230162what site is this
boysex
youre late
>>562230104Artist is hahakigi btw
>>562228969UOHHHka…
>>562230930Hahakigi the goat of uma porn
>>562230893i just got back from work...
>>562230930no shti sherlock reverse searching is piss easy
>>562230104H-Hot
>>562228969funny dog stride
>900 wit by senior yearunironically how do i get more guts>yeppers for NSM>finemo for nimble and right handed>NN for OYLwhich wit card do i even drop?
>>562231059You say that, but there is a staggering amount of anons who don’t use that feature
>>562231026I don't remember how that is my problem... now scroll up to >>562219712
>>562229502In Japanese they call vodka wokka which sounds almost the same as uokka
>>562214532you guys know that the OP image is a reference to THAT Sonic "porn" comic, right?
Which club exploded today?
>>562231220you drop yeppers because finemo gives nimble nav as a hint and the card offers literally nothing outside of nsm
>>562231395b-b-but le goomble...
https://exhentai.org/g/3801709/dbdb97ea4e/https://exhentai.org/g/3865412/2c3a0ee109/https://exhentai.org/g/3704502/0e44a5f1a6/https://exhentai.org/g/3107837/a071844b99/
>>562231227I read >T..trainer... so bald todayand I felt the curse of the witch crawl on my back
>>562231263>>562219712aww. adorable i want to hug dicta striker...
>>562231331Still blows my mind that the baby was the artists’ oc self insert
>>562231553Get in line, we all do >>>/a/287169598
>>562231542Nothing wrong with that...
>>562231542being bald is fine anonyou dont have to pay for shampoo anymore
I call upon the knowledge of the anons! Who is the most tsundere uma?
furawaa was a woman who may have become a mother to me.
>>562231978
Who should I invest in?Ayabe is cute, but Tamamo is fun, and I only need one more ace for this cmWhat do
>>562231974dober
>>562232095>>562232094pranked
>>562232101Choose whoever is hottest to you
MOOOUUU - Daiwa
Are you ready to meet the big 3? Whales, piggies, lucky sweaty metafags?
>>562232094I'VE BEEN BAMBOOZLED
>>562231952Being bald is miserable. You have to shave your head every morning or your miserable hairline will start showing
>>562232095Yes, stop calling me onii-chanCall me "danna"
Odds I shotgun my last set for 30 caratsEvens I don'tDubs I pull my credit card out and buy Tosen with the selector (and don't shotgun my last set)
>>562232214not when youre norwood 7then its only once a month
>>562232101her
>>562231974dependsDaiwa is the most tsundere in the sense that she changes modes most frequently in a really annoying Louise de la Valliere way.Dober starts off the most tsun and eventually becomes dere towards the end of her career.
I legitimately do not understand how the same uma, with the same deck, with same parents are>1200/1100/1000/560/840vs>1150/900/800/450/600Like what the fuck did I do on the other that I didn't on the second oneI keep reading everywhere that trackblazer is "consistent" but it feels like I'm praying that predebut and items to be in my favorpraying for shit is anything but "consistent"
So who won today?
>>562232474me you disgustingy filthy turd
>>562232101I don't knowOne has tail nine, and one has sturm and drangI wonder who's stronger...
>>562230676uma.guide the agenda planner
I like this new gold ship artist
>>562230676https://uma.guide/agenda-planner/
>>562232468It's consistent if you're lucky>>562232554>>562232639OH NO OH NO HE POSTED IT OH NO THE AUTIST IS GONNA HAVE A MELTY
Umas that would accidentally show their electra complex and call me daddy?
>>562232328Daiwa is schizoDober is a woman
>Found a newbie that looks like he went all in on the Top Road bannerinteresting
>>562232912>newbiemore like reroller
>>562232912>New guy with nothing but NTR and Kita>Still makes a better uma than the dude from last night that's been hyper casually playing since D1
What is the answer to your lobbies looking like this
>>562232639>>562232554I wanted to give this a chance despite the naysayers because it looked nice from the screenshot, but goddamn did a retard slopcode this shitThe checkboxes don't actually check, you have to click the + next to the name??Then I tried zooming in for my tiny boomer eyes to see the races that it selected for me and the epithet selector disappeared
>>562228441cfs love the fusu
>>562233025Would the Top Road banner be the one to reroll on? She's only good for one scenario isnt it?
>>562223945Messy percentages, but 50% with 9 wins and 11 wins on both Round 1 days. I've gotten a VBobo 3.0 set up to hopefully get more than 1 win in a day, but I'm at a point where I'm being dumb using my 2LB Laisu for Maestro and borrowing speed Mayano for Restless and getting improvements are too small, I just hope I scam in A Finals while I prep for Aries. I've considered rebuilding that Kitasan but she still finds ways to win and mostly battles other Kitasans/fronts, and I'm not really interested in using more clocks for Kitasan lmao
The friendship variance is crazy. Sometimes you get everything to rainbows on your junior year, other times you're stuck with a 0 friendship Creek or Motion
>>562232468Luck. The 2nd is the consistent result, the 1st is when the stars align>b-but everyone in CM is built like the firstSome are always luckier than others, it is what it is, before you post that UF oguri again, you need to stop being disingenuous, that requires both time and luckTL;DR luck is a skill, skill issue
>>562233094zooming past all those chuds with my ends
>>562233165
>>562233134so do boys
>me (frontwagie) when i see tamamo/gold ship on the left of my screen when late race starts
>>562233112I mean you can fold open to see what it requires and + to forcibly add it that seems like a good way to do itand for the epiteths after zooming just scroll down grandpa...
>>562233257Verxina though... hmmm...
Fuck, I love peanut butter
>>562230104>still up
>15% speed and 15% power>basically 20% speed and 20% power on a highrollfurawaaGODS our ug virginity will be broken soon
>>562233429FAT
>>562232680>>562233224What the fuck do I do if I'm a lucklet thenMy summer are so shit 60% of the time>no rainbow>whistle>no rainbowSometimes the shop doesn't even give 60% megaphones like fuckLike what's the solution hereJust race it? seems like a bricked run ngl
>>562233290>when it's my own Tamamo/Gold Ship
Is Barcarole of Blessings good on Late Surgers?
>>562233401
>>562233658good on everyone
>39 races>maxed statshow? there's almost 0 training here
>>562233763>what is summer
>>562233572What an evil-looking creature...
>>562233541If your run is bricked abort it
>>562233803
>>562233763Max legacies on a 20% speed 10% power with no concern for wit is more than enough
>>562233515I wish I could eat all day...
worst thread i have seen in a whilesasuga dogshit op thread
>>562233891What a cute-looking creature! Also it's nice to see that some thought was put into the choice of the background umas.
>>562233792yeah but he's racing, how were the friendships filledextrme luckshitting predebut? that's almost impossible
>>562234073> some thought was put into the choice of the background umas.
>>562234143it's not unheard of if you don't prioritize the training facilities and only click where there are most umas exclusively and highroll summer
>>562233891stop posting this cringe shit
>>562234001Look what you've just summoned into my game. Put the peanut butter jar down.
>>562232597Agreed. Hope his stuff gets translated at some point.
>>562234258
>>562234267You remind me of a female friend who goes fat-spottingalso NYO!!!
I have no idea how end closers work.
>>562234258dont say that...
>>562233541>Sometimes the shop doesn't even give 60% megaphones like fuckalways keep some of the +40 ones around, they're cheap and useful if you get unlucky
>>562234469rape correction to Sweep for behaving like a kusogaki and rape correction to Scarlet for allowing it
>>562233682hehefucking with Verxina is always fun
>>562234346i dont know half of the charactersthis is a shit post and off topic
>being so flawed you need "correction"
are there any open clubs? im leaving mine since its dead leader quit 2 weeks ago was just waiting the month out for the carrots.
>>562234612
>>562233541MANT operates under 4 layers of RNG and if you're unlucky in any of them your run is just over, nothing you can do
>>562234690that's why ultra sweats judge as early as first inspo or at least by classic summer
give donuts
the stamina requirements in this game piss me off what do you mean 600 stamina isnt enough for a medium race even with 3 stamina skills
nyo... the french teio of darkness........
>>562234659yeshow many fans per month?
>>562234426>fat-spottingFat people make me sick. There's no excuse these days when there are fat jabs to compensate for their disgusting lack of self-control.
the morning after a date with tazuna she hands you a stamina training application and shuts the door in your face
>>562234838What track are you talking about anon?
>>562234813yanko gets fuck all for getting 2nd place in dubai
Did they ever make Inari Two?
>>562234838Are you actually surprised that in a game with a stamina cap of 1200 (that raises over time) that 600 is not enough for the 2nd longest race type?
>>562234967Id give her some for trying her best...
>>562234967
>>562234761I quit at the end of predebut if the bonds are ass
What was sweepydev's april's fools?
>>562234426>You remind me of a female friend who goes fat-spottingI wonder if it's an insecurity or not having been to zoos enough in their childhood, or a combination of both
>>562234967Nice horse of the year lmao
>>562234965Very cute.
>>562235007Thats your job trainer.
>>562235103
>>562235014considering that i win every medium race in career with like E+ stamina, yes
>>562235072I kneel
>>562235395career has 400 hidden bonus stats
>>562235073he told us bugs would be fixed last week
>>562234001Would
>>562235490LOL
>>562234896usually do 2 or 3 runs of mant each day. 1-2 mill a day. guess 30-50 mil a month.
>>562235395Career gives you +400 to every stat for free so the races aren't complete slogs where every runner runs out of stamina by the start of midrace. You need 400 more stam, 400 more guts, and 400 more wit if you want that level of true stamina because all 3 impact your actual energy usage greatly.
How do you play MANT without Sirius or Riko??
https://github.com/SweepTosher/umamusume-sweepy/commit/d632e5b3d3286204ef2eaff7aaa3749871914450
bwos, does it make sense to do a mant run for fans farming? And buying all the glowing sticks to drop on kinen, dahby and nihongo cup? Or is URA still more efficient?
>>562235651Better
>>562235651put another card in its place
>>562235667in mant you can do parent and fan farming at the same time
>>562235667MANT until they let us use clocks on URA
>>562235103Oh it's both for sure, but we all have our problemsSometimes she even video calls me to show me these creatures since I don't live in AmericaAlso an excuse to get more Walmart footage
>>562235592ok thats very good drop your id
>>562235014>race type called medium>it's not actually mediumokay??
>>562235213out of that whole book of uma hand grabbing this one is the cutest imo
>>562235697>>562235728I would press Rest a lot more
>>562235651Fuku Speed SSR will carry you in early races as long as you click stats that matter early on or get stats that matter from your parents. You have a borrow slot, if you think Riko is mandatory or something then borrow her.
>>562235651I wouldn't really say Sirius is that greatyou kind of want it now because of the gold being gold in longslopino but I don't see reason running it beyond that
>>562234952team trials
>>562235772>a girl of medium tit size>a cock of medium sizewhat DID they mean by this?
>>562235857And still get better results
>>562227801they ran out of japanese names many decades ago
>>562235768264840249145im still under the 24 hour cooldown to join a club
>>562236036>agnes
>>562235913my wife tachyonand me
Post your round 2 face!
>>562234657I hate to say it but the Dia propaganda is working on me
>>562235913Your brain on futa
>>562236143
>>562236036i dont understand ass enjoyers
>>562236180???
>>562236143YAAAAAHHHHOOOOOO LET'S WIN THIS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are you ready?
remember to do your sprint races for 150 carats
>>562236195Self-report classic
god I want her so fucking bad
Not doing great this CM. Currently doing golshi/taishin/top gunMy top gun can't win. Should I make an XOguri or NN debuffer with Stam Siphon?
>>562236312I... I have to do gameplay... BY HAND!?
>>562236143I went in early hoping the whales would defeat me into an easy B group and I ended in a lobby with a bunch of new players and ended up in group A
>>562234838Simple math anonThe longest track in the game is 3600m - 1200 stam is needed probablyHalve that. 600 stam for 1800m, a mile btwMedium is somewhere in between
>>562236264
>>562236380she's like 10
>>562236143here's my round face
>>562236429out of 10!
>>562236385Xoguri pace and gambledebuffers don't really be doing much
>>562236596I hate this.
I'M GOING IN
LET'S FUARKING GOOO
Drama?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Good Lord please tell me there's a faster way to get the special shekels I'm gonna have to take a day off work just to get all the books
if any of you find me in a lobby let me win so I go to B finals
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>562236743>FalcoBased
>>562236727Nyo
It's all daijoubu...
>>562236098told my clubyou should get an invite soon™
and just like that, i dont have to try anymore this cm
it's so fucking over
safe
Falco event will give a FREE SSR Scout Ticket
>>562236876>>562236848>>562236881how did you do 15 races in 4 minutes?
>0/5 Time to REBUILD
1 anon who likes playing the game is welcome to join UMADash. Please and thank (You). 30m and such
>>562237020Skip
It's all S+/SS holy shit
2/3s soul>>562237020brother i just did one race and won it
>>562235772It is the medium. Mile is not a full category, it's basically an exact length that acts as a divider between Sprints and Mediums. It just happens to be a comfortable distance and have a nice clean label so some tracks are set to hold 1 mile races.
>>562236824Why would they give only four days and all during the week for this ._.I can't afford more carats if I don't work...
later PUSSY
I find amusing that the same deck gave me an S+ on the last attempt
I'm so in,cya whales lmao
>>562237038>112Poach some members and get S
first ticket, easy swag
>>562237105They're sadistic. You need to do like 40 MANT runs to be able to afford everything.
>maruzen 1st whole match>in the latest of last second oguri spurted literally out of nowhereWhat the fuck?If it wasn’t my oguri I would be really mad
>>562237105Don't worry about the books, they're not worth it right now and you get loads for free later.
bro........
>Taishin beats me>checks stats>sees pic relatedthe FUCK is THIS STAMINA
>>562236727The books are insanely overpriced and not even worth redeeming unless you already play that much naturally, they will throw tons of them at us for free soon enough and they will never again be your bottleneck because it's very expensive to even apply hint books to an uma.
>>562237105It's cause it's half TP. Get to work!
>>562237224I lost to an XOguri on day 1 with 586 stam
>>562237218Oh, someone I know for once.
>>562237224he got lucky on downhill witchecks
haha
Well fought Umadash anon
>>562237176Poaching bad, seek us willingly. But yes, S is what danchu wants
lol
ez gg
>>562237224GUTSGAWD
>>562237105Cygames hates giving you anything for free. You should understand this by now based on how miserable the inspiration system is.
that was fucking easy
>>562237216my oguri was 8th ninki btwand s+
>>562236143does my face have to be an uma face?
damn respect tot his guy
>>562237224You thought the people posting about stamina gaslighting were gaslighting?
>>562237105It's 5 days and it is trivial to earn all of the rewards that actually matter in that time. You do not need extra banners and shoes, and the books are frankly also whale-tier filler.
place your bets
Me? Well, I BELIEVE in the peak
>>562237527i say ney
>win first 2 against whales>lose next 3 by a head each time, my uma with BADwhy do i play this game
>>562237527>ryanhead loss
HWO THE FUCK DID I GET LATE START EVERY FUCKING ROUND
Let's go I guess
>>562237212You literally conceded yesterday that you were wrong about this, why are you pretending again? I already bought out every item worth having in the shop and I've only done 9 runs. I could buy out all the filler shit that doesn't matter without even half of the 31 more you're claiming it takes.
>>562237527It's over
>>562236868thanks
What happened /uma/?? Not so uppity??
I'm getting gapped
>>562237662>>562237692>>562237606next ticket then...
>>562237750
easily the hardest I've been raped from all CMs
>>562237638not pictured: my nose buried in between her toes
>>562237686Uh oh, schizo melty!
>>562237686Then why didn't you answer the original post in this chain describing your secret tricks?
>>562237750I actualy watch my races
>>562237527Ryan win
oshi bwos I made it first ticket!
>>562237848the secret trick is understanding basic math>>562237838cute low effort bait, have the (You) you're so desperate for
>first race of the day>SS's in lobbyYeah I'm getting fucked this cm
THANK YOU CAP (AS IN PEAK) AT LEAST I'M GOING TO B FINALS
>>562237848He's some schizo who makes nonsensical passive-aggressive posts to get into arguments just so he can claim he's "won". Best to just ignore him.
>>562238012>>562238012>>562238012
>>562217435thx for building her with me /uma/!i dont get how these 2 >>562237216lost to spe chud tho
>>562237883I would hope so, anyone not making it first ticket is never winning finals anyway.
>>562237940Confession accepted.
>>562238019You don't need to reply to yourself to pretend you're right. Go ahead and tally up the math that shows it takes 40 runs to buy out the shop, I'll be here laughing at you when you have to admit the simple numbers don't line up.>>562238153Already accepted yours retard, you can spam that it takes 40 runs all day long but all it shows is that you can't do basic math.
>>562238283You don't even play the game.
Haven't been on /uma/ for a while since I got banned, why is everyone talking about SS rank uma like they're some kinda monsters? Shouldn't that be UG? I'm F2P and based on my runs SS is basically the baseline for a viable uma, like A+ was in Unity.
>>562238342concession accepted that you need ad hominems to avoid the fact that you were wrong about basic mathunlike you I actually do play the game, which is why I know it doesn't take 40 runs to earn what you can get in closer to a dozen.
>>562238369UGs are like SS's were in Unity. Either absolute colossal beasts...or, far more likely, improperly made TT slop.
>>562238342Ironic, if you played the game you wouldn't need to be told it doesn't take 40 runs to buy out the shop because you'd already have bought out the shop and be nowhere near 40 runs.
Now kith
>>562237218weakest Goldship
Man fuck this game, for the past 2 days ive been getting 2/5. today its 5/5 4/5 5/5 its been the same umas.they only work when its a guaranteed b rank
when I win in cm it should give me 100m fans discuss
>>562240419>when I can face good players I lose, now that I only face losing players I winare you surprised? If anything it's embarrassing to get 4/5 in B rank queue
