>Overwatch 2026 Spotlighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8Sgnn72e9Y>Animated Short | "Reign of Talon"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch2J2Xuu3VI >Another Life Story Time with Olivia Le Andersen and Kerem Erdinchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP3Pba3mo7M >Vengeance Comes Story Time with Chiara Preziosihttps://youtu.be/zB_nnscVC4w>Season 1: Conquest Trailerhttps://youtu.be/Oji19FJjP74https://youtu.be/Jxli-VIX8fw>Latest patch noteshttps://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/news/patch-notes/>Comics, short stories and musichttps://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/media/>Overwatch Esports 2026 Viewership Rewardshttps://esports.overwatch.com/en-us/rewards>Official Hero Statisticshttps://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/rates>ScheduleSeason 1 Rebrand w/ FIVE (5!) New Characters - Out now!Juno Mythic Weapon & Mythic Mercy Skin - Out now!Mei Mythic Skin - Out now!>Overwatch Wikioverwatch.gamepedia.com>Stadium HelpUse the in-game build helper; it auto suggests the most popular builds/items globally per hero>Overwatch Dev Trackerdevtrackers.gg/overwatch>Overwatch Esportsliquipedia.net/overwatch/Main_PagePrevious Thread: >>562138657
>>562271749
Heroes I should play if I'm a diddyblud?
>>562271749T H U S S
Key, it's Hiriko
G4H owns this thread
>>562272084He lowkey mogs clav ngl
Is there a actual reason I shouldn't like Awkward outside of him being a Jew from Jewistan?
>get the good tank>win>get the bad tank>loseThe support experience
>>562272174His advice is shit because it's predicated on having GM level aim.
>>562272174>>562272301Never mind I looked at his twitter and remembered this clip https://x.com/awkwardOW/status/2017251459289526423?s=20
>>562272174Should listen to this guy instead
the kiriko brought you donuts
>>562272084>unfortunate or good play, call it
>>562272458trvke
>>562271981Venture
Total Mercy Death
wake me when the underage discord troons with their le epic streamer bait leave
>le shitpost gang reduced to shilling "funny" meme streamers after being told to fuck offthis ain't it chief
Serious question, How do you counter orisa?
>>562272595
>>562272774Click on her head
New Queens Street is the Kings Row of push maps
Juno owes me anal sex. Or five bucks.
>>562273198she literally removes her head hitbox with shift.
>>562272774Cut her off from her heals.You can also laser her down with sym.
the kiriko dance
kill venturds
Angela Ogundimu
how do you as a man not have 50$ for rankupacademy
>>562273323You’ve been able to headshot her when she’s Fortified for like 2 seasons now retard
kissu
I want to eat out Venture.
>>562274323No you cant you fucking idiot.you dont even play this game troon.
>>562274323Isn't that 6v6 only?
Last lootbox from Sigma
>>562274557>they didn’t carry that over to 5v5Well that’s fucking gay
I'm plat 4 and I just got put in a match with 2 silvers and a bronze on my team
I find 99% of the april fools stuff really unfunny and reddit and I wish I could turn it off
>>562275683d _ _ dg _ _ e
>>562274323>>562273198>>562274885>retarded anon when "click on their heads hope this helps!" is wrong
>>562273198I want to see this Sombra without the hat
Junker Queens feet in my face
>tank (winston) on overtime attack literally jumps out of the payload>nobody near him to keep it upnicefucking braindead tanks.
>>562277114why should the tank be on payload duty? that's your job supportsissy
>>562268729
>>562271981
>>562277743
DEATH TO JUNO
>>562277114Were you all dead or were you retards that thought “yeah the tank should be on cart duty”
>>562277325Because it's overtime. EVERYONE should be on the payload
>>562277325>win teamfight but almost wipe>winston jumps off to lose instantly just because he wanted to m1 a completely irrelevant mercy
I'm shorter than Hanzo
>>562279254why are you a woman
>ERM WINSTON HELLO YES YOU THE DIVE HERO AND OUR SOLE TANK, YOU ARE OUR CART JANNY
Jose, explain this
>>562280053You have to stay on the cart when you are the only one on it during OVERTIME, timmy.
>>562280108Kowalski, translate this spic gibberish.
>>562280108jajajajajajaja
>>562280108this isnt really funny at all.t. south american
>>562280142Why is your dive tank forced to be the cart bitch? Get your fruity ass on it, weaver.
I need healing!I need healing!I need healing!
>>562280053>no one else nearby during overtime>jump away>"uh no, it's my team's fault that happened"This is why you don't leave a monkey in charge of Overwatch.
>>562280142>>562280658Why the fuck would any or you not be thereAnd don’t say “we’re dead”, I asked earlier if that was the case and got no response
Rape everyone as Sigma and leave.
>>562280658This but niggerfist
>>562280752You're making excuses for losing the match and not thinking, monkey. You're using the same logic all shitty dive tanks use as well when they jump in solo with zero communication outside the LoS of healers and then come to 4chan to write a blogpost how your team didn't back you up and you kept dying.This is why Talon and Null Sector as winning, dumb monkeys.
>>562280341Have you ever played against jose
>>562280983I dont know what his tag is so probably not.
>>562280421>>562280752You never won a fight just by the skin of your teeth and had only 1 cuck remaining? of course not, you are a troon that doesnt even play this game.
gm hanas
>finally decide toupdate from w10 to w11>game suddenly doesnt stutter anymore and doesnt randomly drop in fps>can now aim way betterI was being held back all this time
>>562281821#ad
dont fall for w11 propagandagame work perfectly fine on w10 still.
>>562281821Nice try Nadella (not really)
>>562281821>>finally decide toupdate from w10 to w11No one with a brain would do this.
>>562281934A battle damage Sojourn skin with loose hair would go extremely hard.
>>562282072Needs a more crude aug skin that doesn't try to blend parts of it look more humanlike.
>>562277842
What's an easy DPS meta character to play?I've been playing Mei but she feels useless when everything has a dash to get out of your primary range or ultAlso feels like she sucks on attack
>>562282463echo
>>562282463Use your wall and your icicles more
>>562282313
>>562282463>Also feels like she sucks on attackYou place your wall to help your team push up or to seperate the enemy tank from their team, so no it's very useful.
>people are STILL desperate swapping to Torb in console UnderwatchGenuinely just gut this garbage unfun hero on console. Literally zero braincells required but maximum valur
All these faggot youtubers telling supports that damage is more important than healing are ruining my games
>>562282561icicles can be good due to no fall off damage but its hard to actually trade hits with people far away specially if they're hitscan, icicles just travel so slowidk how to use wall offensively
>>562282570
>>562282886most supports just stack behind their tank and spam healing on him
>>562283272
>>562282072>>562282247They shouldve given us something like that after the Talon attack. Battle damage and exposed cybernetics of the injured heroes
We need more male and omnic heroes.
>>562283853I wish they weren't afraid to show bodily injuries and blood.
gm illaris
>>562283952Would Sojourn even have blood? Shes just a robot with human characteristics.
>>562284124Most cybernetic people have fluid in them. It keeps the parts cool and running.
>>562284264like the androids from Alien>>562284061good morning Illari
>>562284061>>562284901i think my pylon was destroyed
Tracer if she stopped running and ate at Greggs every day.
>>562285234>no pubesyikes
>>562283851
>>562285234>no pubesperfect
>>562285234ew
>>562285489good nyight
>>562285234Finest rose in all of Albion....
>>562286123good nyight..
Not only is Anran hard to hit, she fucking blinds with her ability.
Why are Juno players so toxic?
>>562286620They are Mercy mains.
>>562286620estrogen
>play 225 games in 12 days to finish all challengesAre you fucking kidding me?
>make loads of mercy and kiriko shop skins for paypigs>the heroes infest the loot box reward pool Can I have other heroes, too? It's not much to ask, Blizz.
>even in the shitty meme mode all dps plays like absolute shit and supports are giga low IQ overpoweredHow is that even possible? Like how can you balance a game so bad?
>>562286268
>>562287185They are probably vibe-coding it all these days.
>>562284061My pylon is swollen
>>562286770you only need 225 games for the three throwaway titles
>>562284061hopefully she gets nerfed next season, terrible designed hero.
Briggers when Hana tells her to stop working out and eat more
>>562287804Hana might be on to something....
>>562287804ew
>>562287804>eat more>thin waist
>>562287995>>562286036
this woman owes her sweaty fat tits in my mouth
>>562288321Calm down Marzia
>>562288040overwatch humans are bioengineered to store fat in all the right places
Some people think its misogynistic to want to see all the characters in Overwatch raped. Not at all! I also enjoy the thought of men being raped, in particular Emre, Wuyang and Mizuki. I consider myself an equal oppurtunity rapist
>>562288663that's a bit fucking gay and dangerously based
>play 1 game>enemy has a sombra>quit and play a different game
>three mercy mains on the team>pick ram so they can't even pretend they were doing anything>blame supports for the lossThis is the best April's Fools event ever.
>>562285234>>562287804The world could always use more slampigs!
bro these captchas fucking suck, how am I meant to know this shit
>>562291053What's a captcha?
>>562291053ZAAAAAMN she (the thuss) hid those????
>>562291053That’s the digger
>>562286620junobros... what changed?
>>562290525They got Hana too
>>562293005I always say "wp juno" when I'm Juno and I do a good job.Confucius said: "Treat yourself how you want to be treated by others."
>>562293287>https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/overwatch_gamepedia/images/c/c6/Juno_-_Well_done%2C_Juno.oggare you the juno?
>>562293274NERF THIS!!!
>>562293506YES!
behead symniggers
I... I have been made an April Fool of
>>562280767I've been playing Junker Queen and dva mostly, but Im thinking about branching out and learning Sigma
These new brig voicelines makes me hard
>>562294203Fitting, don't you think?
>>562288321Lost my virginity last week and i'm very disappointed at how tits feel and taste
You can be on a 10 loss streak and people will ask you but are you having fun
>play lifeweaver as the solo support>receive this again and againit really is that simple (also hit lvl 325 on the bp I need help)
>>562287258
>>562295718BIG if true, congratulations despite your disappointment.
the juno did not bring you cupcakes because sir wilhelm ate them
>>562296057wilhelm you fat fuck
>>562296131His maintenance calories must be colossal
Juno should have been younger than Illari. Maybe 17
>>562225885i take it back torb is so fucking fun bros
>>562295718You're probably gay bruh
>*the entire team endorses you
Juno should be a 35 yo hag with saggy fat tits
i love playing the cosmetic role and flipping the tank coin every single game
>>562298273Every role is cosmetic thanks to EOMM.
>>562297649that niche is filled already
I'm so pathetic and weak.
I hate Hazard's dialogue so much
If forced 50 is real then how come I lost 17 out of 23 games today?
Please dont take April Fools Emre away from me
>>562299161but he has that dog in him?
>>562299161https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/overwatch_gamepedia/images/c/c6/Hazard_-_Well%2C_if_it_isn%27t_Hana_Song._Face_of_the_MEKA_propaganda_machine.ogg
-30% for losing an afk with a guy that kept disconnecting seems kind of harsh dont you hink blizzard you fucking nigger jews
>>562299096you can jack off to that you know
I love my wife The Lena
Hazard takes over every game I see him in
>people metafagging in april fools alreadythis community deserves to die
>>562302457same, i hate tankwatch
>>562302457The people who play him don't play him for his looks. With dva players it's a coin toss if they are a flexing mercy main who sits main and tries to matrix everything or a killing machine ready to jump and delete you the moment your kiriko wastes suzu.
>>562302407We’ll bang, ok
>moira ults>hog hides behind the ulting moira
>>562302632It's a grind and wins count as double.
Face my mace, mace to the face
The Kiriko
>AI slopCouldn't be me.
i'm going to get plat this month.
Lena's oiled up grippers
I'm level 160 should I bother going for max?
>>562307239are you talking about the battle pass? then sure why not, you're almost there anyway
Oh Pharah chan
>>562307637I'VE NEVER LOST
>>562308067Brigittes POV
>>562308067Whiteboi POV
>>562308067why you posting this old meme every thread
Lena's freckled rosy cheeks. Lena's toned tummy. Lena's thigh gap. Lena's salty knickers. Lena's perky bosom and buttocks. Lena's cute upturned nose. Lena's breathtaking amber eyes. Lena's chest freckles. Lena's puffy minge. Lena's armpit sweat. Lena's hip dips. etc.
Can I please win one game?
>>562308731YEAH!
>April Fools mode is open queue slopwhy do they do this
>>562302632For me it's rocket jumping around like a spastic retard as pharah
>>562310038Why isn't it just 6v6 open que format? 5 tanks is cancer
the game gets less fun the more you rank up
>>562308774Not until you get over your autism and start using voice chat to order your retarded teammates around Tell people to group up. To not play out of position. What heroes to switch to to counter the enemy comp.
well that explains a lot
>tank on dva and support on ana on attack>go hog and mercy on defense>mercy pocketing their duo ashe >ashe blows up instantly>swaps to reaper>mercy doesnt swap off>hog literally does fuck all the entire gamethat was pretty fucking miserable ngl
>6v6ggers still seething
>>562310645>zen go mercy we need more healsI don't miss my silver days.
>>562307637JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABO-*HURRK*
>masters elo>hog going 9-8 to doomare these players actually real people or just androids that got placed high with the reset?
>finally get the Winston's Only game>their team stays as a full pack>constantly only have two people on my team because people keep quittingWhy are you fuckers playing the meme mode if you don't intend to even try and play it?
>>562313643They don't want to play the meme mode they want the stuff you get.
when's the next reset i need to luck out on my placements
>>562314195hot.....
>>562313964next year
>>562314195this but also with Freja, Brigitte and Lena
i love juno's juntoes
Average ball player
quite legitimately baffled i won that the dps gap was fucking insane
>>562272174I wouldn't say don't listen to him but a lot of what works for awkward won't work for you. particularly his zen stream from a couple years back where he would basically just let his whole team die and then 4v1 until he got to like masters lol
>>562317326>emre>sym>ball>gold-platunsurprising, those heroes win games simply by breathing air
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxz-055QD6QHero 51 Gameplay Trailer on April 9 @ 9am PTSeason 2 Launch Trailer on April 13 @ 10am PTHero 51 Motion Comic on April 13 @ 12pm PT
>enemy playing Sigma>literally unkillable>friendly playing Sigma>dies to a wet slapWhy
>>562272174
this season went so bad i'm at the same rank i started with
>>562320514start abusing meta heroes bruh
>drives start in 1 week
losing a close game is worse than losing in a stomp
>>562298752Okay so why is /owg/ saying her tits aren't as big as Domina's? Just look at her milkers.
You're so cooked!
>>562272174He makes money with scamming people with fucking overwatch "coaching" lmao. How much more subhuman can you be?
>>562321942it feels worse but id much rather have a close game in the first place
>>562322650There's an error in this picture. Her breasts should have freckles.
>add genji that did the least damage in the entire game to flame him>genji battlenet picturelol
>>562320871emre is balanced, I am not boosted
>>562320381Bodied that freak
>>562302632>he's not abusing double torb, ana, ram, mauga and brig
>>562295858
>>562272405Lmao the comments.
I'm number one!
>Mercy onetranny on the team>LoseConstant recognized
>>562324615That girl does not have the leg strength to achieve this.
Venture if they real
>ball, fist hog on the team>loseconstant identified
>>562324745Briggers isn't struggling much for some reason..
>>562324940erm you aren't allowed to notice that
>winning>SERVER CLOSED DUE TO AN UNEXPECTED ERROR>get kicked to the menuthanks.Fuck you blizzard.
>>562324940Hello metalrank Illari how are you doing
>tank picks any of the nigger nonsense characters like doomfist>pick one of my worst characters and troll until we lose
>>562324940>>562325613#justsilvertoidthings
what's the proper way to deal with "i need healing" spammers?
>>562325007because hana thighs are comfy
>>562325856Don't heal them
>>562325562>>562325679xisters please, projecting this hard is bad for your neo-vagina
Someone post a replay code for one of their games. I want to see what /owg/ gameplay looks like
>pick doomsissy (not trying to win)>team can't or won't carry you >get mad
>>562326151sorry man patch reset all my replays
>>562324930wrong
>>562327031needs bigger bazookas but yes this is more like it
>>562324930this is what the dps doing less damage than your lifeweaver looks like
>>562302632actually lynch the people who play this fucking game man
I look like Juno irl
>>562328265PLEASE live in london
>>562328265Do you have a gock?
>>562328265will you racemix with me (i'm italian)
>>562327161True but otherwise it's good
Why is Venture's tooth like that?
>underwatch>play reaper>teleport into the middle of the enemy team, watch them stumble around and stare at your shade for five seconds>don't actually teleportMakes me laugh every time.
>>562328993
>>562328993>Why is Venture's tooth like that?Because they're retarded and never visit the dentist. Has literal rocks for brains.
>>562329506An archeologist can afford a good dentist. Are they Bri'ish or something?
>>562324930>>562327031Venture looks and acts more like Ana Frango
Greetings!
>>562329829Fixing a chipped tooth isn't even expensive, they just apply a goop and shape it to match the tooth and it hardens, done in like half an hour.
>>562329875moon faced bitch!
>>562330180She's got 2 moons on her rear
>>562329829>>562330072I think it's more there are no dentists on ancient dig sites
>>562329875I am owed a Juno wife.
>>562330439Good thing they left the dig sit and came to civilization to fight. There's plenty of dentists here.
>>562330558Well that's definitely map dependent...
>>562327031oh come on this woman is too hot
>>562329875 hi juno overwatch from overwatch!
>>562330783The (smug) The's
>>562330783let anran in
>>562331240She doesn't really fit the the's vibe, sorry. She'll have to start her own group.
>>562331240let's see the results of her surgery first
I can't wait until the Artemis program finds the glorps
>>562331769If you can't get a human gf you def ain't getting a glorp one.
I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF ROADHOG WHAT A DOGSHIT CHARACTER TO PLAY AGAINST OR EVEN WITH FOR A MATTER OF FACT
>>562332002Shut up
What does one have to do in order to get a brig gf irl?
>>562308256YIP YIP YIP
>>562332006i just quit the moment I get hooked I don't care, just not gonna play is all
>>562332269Be called Hana for a start.
>>562332269be inspiring
>>562332269too perfect to be real
I want to wrestle Brig naked
>drives starts in 6 daysWhat the hell does that mean?
>>562333869ranked matchmaking goes to shit in 6 days
>>562333869from what i understand a lot of quick play players will flood ranked
>>562332527what inspires you?
>>562329875Martian toes walking barefoot on the beach!
>>562334084>>562334613Surely it can't get worse than it already is
>its another episode of having a fucking Mercy (already a huge handicap) pocketing a worthless dps the whole game (auto loss)Kill all Mercy players. Delete Mercy. Behead Mercy. Roundhouse kick Mercy e-girls into the concrete.
>>562334665Lena inspires me to try my hardest even when I suck with her.https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/overwatch_gamepedia/images/5/5c/Tracer_-_Perseverance_is_my_middle_name.ogg
>>562335043you're cool. dont come to comp next week.
I don't know why disguising as a bush and hiding on the side of the map and then killing bastion when he walks by is so satisfying when you could literally do just this when she had permastealth but never would because it's a retarded way to play
Lena inspires me to jack my dick off
good night lenasgood night sloanes
AFFECTIONATE NIGGAS
someone explain kiriko's low winrate to me
>>562337019this is just a theory but>mercy/ana gets banned>people are forced to play kiri
>>562337019>more players = more bad players = bad win rate>failure is usually healbotting instead of flanking
>>562337019Everyone and their grandma plays her.
>it's another episode of team can't press their W key with their dive tankWhy do I even bother.
>>562337019Crutch hero. Played suboptimally by a lot of her playerbase. Often swapped to when losing. She has like 50% pickrate in GM+. They wouldn't play her if she was worse than Mercy.
>hardstuck gold support in main account>make new account >placed gold 1 >made it to diamond but remember losers queue is not real
Illari is so good in the event mode
>>562339090GIWTWMnot the backstory though just the body
>>562339307Hot.
A question to my support bros. I finally started playing ranked. I placed in Silver. It's not too tough, I'll climb easy but I am confused by the Support character climb. A lot of tanks and dps don't know how to use cover or disengage so they tend to die. How do I, as a support deal with these retards? Do I try to healbot them out of bad positions or do I just ignore them and focus on dps? I could play "correctly" but since teammates don't, it creates an odd dilemma where playing correctly feels bad. I'm not blaming them, I'm making mistakes too but this particular dilemma is confusing me.
>junker queen ordering me to cum cum cum cum cum cum cum for her
>>562339941
>>562339889pick moira live in the enemy backline and only heal when people are critical and near you 99% of the time healing the hog playing choke isnt getting you anywhere
>>562339889Tard wrangle as lifeweaver or outright kill them as zen
>>562339090it'll never happen, but i desperately want her to stay this way permanently. she's the best she's ever been
>>562339090IS THAT AN AREOLA ADVERTISER SAMA
>>562306642You fucked up your shit post sis.
>>562339889Don't let them die if you can help it but you are probably better off killing squishes to force a win generally.>>562340441Don't do this Moira is the dark side and will make you worse at overwatch in the long run.
Hero Academia Tracer looks retarded stop using her.
>>562340884I'm sure all three people that do will be devastated to hear this.
Hero 51's silhouette changed between the initial reveal and this week's. Goes to show they're always iterating.
>every game is hitscanwatchWhen will that faggot Aaron abolish 5v5?
please it's april 2nd drop the unfunny voicelines
>>562330072>>562329829Venture is obviously retarded, if not completely mentally unwell, they can't even decide what gender they are and acts like a pre teen child while shoving a massive rocket drill through random people's body cavities
>>562341479DRILL GO BRRRRR!
>>562341479two more weeks pookie
>>562341479DEAL WITH IT
>always that one faggot who votes for the worst map in the pool
>>562341479SERVING FACE
>>562341802you just know that guy is in this thread, probably one of the replyfaggots that constantly tries to stir shit
>>562341802and its always circuit royale.
>>562341802Flashpoint is fun thoughoweverdesubeit
>>562341939Circuit Royal is good thought. ashefag
>>562339889If they are lost just let them die and try to kill someone they are distracting so you get a trade. Don't put yourself in danger for them. Don't be the kiri who dies trying to TP suzu her critical ball. That still happens in plat.
>>562342109It's a widow map not an ashe map. Pls no ban widow.
>pick ana crit perk>get zero headshotsi shouldn't be allowed to play this game
>>562342390>That still happens in platoh no
>>562341905what does this meanis this a euphemism for serving cunt or something
>>562342771Yes it's the same thing
Please stop picking mercy on my team please stop picking mercy on my team please stop picking mercy on my team
bruh i did my placements for the first time ever as support, got placed into diamond 4 and have lost every single game since like absolute stomps
>>562342771it's the nicer way of saying it, yeah.
>>562342528GTAB
>>562342750That shit happens in Masters
>>562341479That much work needs more than a day of being used
>>562342916i won every single placement, got dropped into diamond 2, and now im barely hanging onto plat 5. i think ive won exactly two games. i don't know what the fuck i did to deserve this
>Play event mode>Enemy team is actually playing the game>My team picks 4 dps and just spam hello as they die 100 times>Event challenges are the most horseshit faggotry I've ever seen outside of Korean MMOs
>>562324454good mornyan
Only 12 more days until season 2 (2026)
where are my heals
>>562344581would be easier to heal you without you letting the tank walk into our backline
>have absolutely worthless DOG dps that are getting hard mogged by theirs the entire game>basically have to carry my team on my back as tank while playing Hog into Orisa>win first point of Illios but get washed on second point because there's no cover to play around>swap Mauga last round and run down their out of position Sombra and Soldier that my dps never shoot or get diffed>barely fucking scrape a win and it's because my supports knew to pocket meI'm tired, boss...
>>562343865oh moons, i haven't finished my battlepass
>>562343821good mornyan!
>>562344791>stand ready for my arrival worm
I need healing
Juno Glorp
I want to cum inside mercy
I want to cum inside mercy mains
can I play mercy if I'm a straight man?
>>562345473this but Ashe
>>562345590>thinks about playing mercy
>>56234502312 days is plenty of time to knock it out if you do dailies and weeklies. Plus they usually do 2X or 3X XP on the last weekend.
>>562345750I just want to see what it's like ok
>>562345903i-i'll do my best!
>>562343821>>562345043what is this gimmick
>>562345446>Oh, good. Another freak from space...>Zlorp glorp florp..! "Nigger"!>What did you just call me?>Ouuyuauo ouay ouau apuoau.
>>562346290who taught her that word?
>>562346164Do your best
>>562346463Roadhog
>>562346463Hana having a heated gamer moment.
>>562345590You after 10 hours on Mercy
which of the april fools changes do you think they actually want to implement?
>>562341802I make sure every map has a vote. I'm so tired of everyone wanting to play the same 5 maps. I like Flashpoint and Push.
Akande Bartalotti
I have Route 66 fatigue
>>562346972What is it with this game's playerbase and gravitating towards the worst maps in the game?Every single time I queue it's Junkertown, Dorado, and Route 66. I've even seen a whole lobby vote for New Junky City when the alternatives were Eichenwalde and Shambali once.
>>562345590Yes but the induced AGP effects are irreversible
>launch overwatch>"maybe later">close overwatch>repeat every few hours
gn hanas
genji's underwatch change brings up a question i've had for a while, why does he need his ult to just take out his sword? it's not an energy blade that needs time to charge or cool off or something, it's just a piece of metaldoesn't really make sense
Is EOMM real or a schizo myth?
>>562347338>tfw urge to bullet hose is stronger than AGP urgeI cannot be a cute slut, I must hold w and mouse 1 on Orisa
>>562348961Very much real
>>562339889This is why I used moira to get out of bronze/silver way back in the day. You can pump out enough raw stats to outheal the bad positioning but you can also dps enough to carry games. Your other option is to just play someone whose healing is pretty passive like Wuyang or Mizuki and hardcarry
>>562347586good night Hanas
>>562347586Gn friends who are scared to admit just how much they like being pretty girls
>>562349409Most of this thread is trans or eggs who haven't cracked yet right?
>>562349409>>562349491
>havana>attack>enemy on hog, mei, ashe mizuki and juno>my 2 DPS insist on playing ashe and hanzo doing zero damage and feeding hog ult because they damn sure arent hitting squishiesyeah i just left bro. id rather spend 10 more minutes on kovaaks than spike my blood pressure over this shit ass ranked mode.
Ana and Pharah? Quite literally handcrafted and built by Jeff KappaLANparty to be used as breeding sows for Mercy's huge fat futa penis.
>>562350067Don't you dare tarnish the greatest show by posting it as your lame ass reaction. You're nothing but the dead guy from the opening of the show.
this gonna sound like a dumbass question but uh... do you guys look AT the crosshair or past it while shooting?
I got bored at work today so I sketched some anran feets. Been playing her a lot lately and she’s super fun. In my headcanon she’s super flirty with wuyang regarding her certain racial preferences, and how she would never, ever, ever date someone like him.
>>562346672I hope this is a preview of the mercy rework, hexing people is cool. I could see a world where they replace cat grapple with a giant ball of yarn. Reapers is cool, maugas alt fire is cool, genji may be getting a rework too
>>562350910>if youre not a tranny you deserve to be dead
>>562346672none because theyve had so many cool changes that couldve been made into perks over the course of OW2 and almost none of them have made it in. they gave mei a weird ass jump pillar instead of the april fools patch that let you put walls in way more useful shapes. same with winston cycling through bad perk after bad perk when letting him hold his bubble is right there.
>>562350910
I might be the worst OW player of all time
>>562351041what makes them anran feets specifically
>>562346672If genji swapped sword and shurikens I would become a genji main overnight. It fits perfectly, and I never play him otherwise. Apart from him, idk. Ram is great, but it’s still not good enough to make me play tank.
>>562351985Me deciding that they are anran feets. Was gonna add a qoh charm but I guess I forgot LOL
>sassy mercy says "Good work!" every time I diefucking WHORE
I'm genuinely hurt by Blizzard's sales strategy with the Voidwalker bundle.>tease a really cool venture skin for a year>the concept doesn't survive hitbox comparison>convert the skin into a hot topic mall goth direction>still a massive hit with venture players>finally confirm that it's releasing, it's going to be in game>venture players rejoice, the small community has never been happier>it won't be purchasable until the end of the season>once it's finally purchasable you can't get any of the extras (only venture has mentionable accessories) without spending SIXTY DOLLARS on the bundle which gives you four bland skins that are barely relevant to the aesthetic of the venture skinnow I don't even want it anymorethey're taking advantage of usmaybe it's because I'm not used to being the target audience for skins
>>562352317you can buy things individually in the hero gallery
>>562351947sup Gunface
>>562351947I play on console. Ive seen the worst.
mmm
>>562353189actual goobersquad compthey game was either the funnest game you've ever played or the worst game you've ever played
>>562351947No that's me
>>562353189>Venture’s profile pic is obviously female>”erm she’s actually a xir!!!”>say she’s a female in non-fag countries thoWhy are they like this?
Is BNet down for anyone else?
>>562349409I'm not afraid to admit it I'm just afraid to start the process
i dont know why i even get on this game anymore. tanking makes me want to kill myself, matchmaking is 50% snorefest stomps and 50% literal unwinnable matches, and the state of balance is so fucking atrocious for no reason at all. i thought it was just because it was the only game i could run on a 1030 until i upgraded. now i guess its just sunk cost of this being my first "real" FPS in high school 10 years ago...
>>562271749Does they/them know how to work they/them booty?
>>562354231
sex with The Lena
>enemy DPS was venture/tracer who just wombo combo the whole team every fight
>>562354398venturd is unironically the most broken hero in the game but thankfully only a few shitters play her
Get several fags spouting bible verses on text chat more frequently today. WTF is happening?
>>562354801there was a minor happening in normie in regards to christianity recentlymay be related to that
>>562351947I'm completely new to shooters and am still in bronze, I'm definitely the worst.
>>562354231Both of Ventures hands on your knees for support. Thussy ass plaps.
>>562355381AIIIEEEEE JANNY I CAN SEE AN AREOLA AHHHHHHHHHH
>>562355609we love Lena's areolas here
>>562354231They do
>>562355275it's okay just do your best :3
>>562355381Lena's fresh ready-to-eat muffin
>>562355774Yeah!
>>562271749echo needs a buff "high burst" "fast TTK" is just potential. always possibly but never is.damage buff aint it.
i give up
missed tracer titty
>>562356934bro your archive?
>>562356934They were so perky like you wanna cup your hands around them.
I'm fat and retarded and can't aim what dps do I play
>>562357493Congratulations you are perfect for Ana, continue losing games so the data shows that she needs buffs.
>>562356934>>562356934artist was rly
>>562357493torblearn turret spotsspam an angle
When one of the two faggots who are level 900 on Orisa and only play qp join the match
>>562357493emre
>>562357493you're probably overqualified to play Junkrat
>>562272301Who should we listen to then?
>>562357974shallowgod
drives next week? hell yeah, I'm gonna ruin so many ranknigger games
>>562357493Venture obvs
>>562357974that one reaper main from this general
VENTURE FAPS
>>562358549what exactly is nonbinary about xer? that's literally just a woman
>>562358710>>562358549Any pronouns chick, she plays a enby in a video game but she isn't a enby
>>562358549is this eskay
>>562358549the mexicans that are all hips no ass like this are freaky as hell
>>562358950You could've just said mexicans are freaky
i love this motherfucker
>>562359051que onda
>>562359301Olivia..
>>562359340You know Olivia's freaky, even just the way she moves her hand when she says Hello does things to me
engageclose distanceoff angledisengage
streets are saying the new girl is moroccan
>>562359831She’s not coal black.
>>562359831looks canadian
>>562359875Neither are Moroccans thoughbeit
dps please do something
>>562359831That's just brown Cammy.
>>562359831She's Bermudan
I had the buy tab open ready to buy the new venture skin, but nah celestial is just too damn good to unequip. Feel bad tho since i bought a juno skin this season so now i'm contributing to the slop feast
WHY ARE ALL THE SKINS I WANT LOCKED TO OLD BATTLEPASSES
in the crib doing what the fuck ever on tank.
i missed niggalow webm posting
>>562360637cute onahole.A cat is fine too.
scaredy cat?
>>562360802>typical kiriko cant help but DPSfag after a tank instead of playing with her teamsupportfags couldnt even handle heal botting and yet they have the power to decide entire games
>>562359831I thought it was barbados
>>562348961Very much schizo myth
>>562359831we already have a character from Denmark
>>562361507>denmarkat least say hollandget your memes right
>>562361583meme?
>>562361865denmark have different nafrismoroccans are in france and the low countries
Junker Queen stinky feet
Since switching from playing hitscan to flex DPS i've realised how braindead hitscan is and how much of a shitter most hitscan players are. It's the only set of heroes you can play and win games on with zero knowledge of how to play Overwatch. Just run around like its COD and ego duel eveyoneCass, Soldier and Emre are unironically lower skill than torb/venture/junkrat
>>562362843actual overwatch players have been saying this ever since they increased the hitbox sizeshitscan heroes are extremely easy and are all busted
>>562362843yes shooter games work like that
>>562362843No one disagrees with you. The thing people disagree about is whether it's a good thing that long range instant damage should be strong at all times always or not.
the reason hitscan is easy is because it's 2026 and most people playing first person shooters have previous fps experience. a normie newfag who never played a fps could easily figure out how to play venture and torb within an hour, but it would take him hundreds of hours to not be completely useless on soldier.
>>562365093
>>562337324healbotting has somehow lead me to a 6 winstreak though i do try to get damage whenever possible but mainly have just avoided flanking cause my last few teams have like negative space
>>562362843This is a trvke that hitscanfags will never acknowledge as fact.A Hanzo stomping a lobby of good players is way more impressive than a Widow doing the same.
>>562363305WHY is Genji not in cancer
>>562366724It really depends on your rank.In everything below Master it’s a tossup whether your team are suicidal retards that need to be babied or not.
>>562367025no one believes this
>>562367131yeah its gold was just kinda copying what i saw in the karq vid of him vod reviewing the pro kiriko players, though wasnt really just healbotting but learning when to disengage and when to or not let a teammate die on a losing battle
>karq
we love karqdaddy here
>>562368534Better advice for golds than le based chud awkward
>winning trendIt's about time
If I avoid a teammate will that person still show up as an enemy?
>>562369003of course and they even sometimes show up in your team
If a Genji ever gets uppity just call him corny and he’ll recoil like it’s a racial slur
I've been neglecting anran, she's quite fun
>>562369139>of courseAlright, good>they even sometimes show up in your teamson of a bitch of course
>Tank does nothing as Hazard>Tank switches to Doomfist>LoseepicLove my tank being completely worthless playing worthless heroes that do nothing.
Hazard is op right now though
shut the fuck up troon
>>562370561>>562371774Illarimetaloid melty
>>562372385bodied that freak
is he still saying hes not the constant despite dying 13+ times on support?
>>562372903'fraid so
>>562345043
still a really weird feeling. no clue how i won the havana game CQZ8EN
>>562373334the dommy mommy of all losing streaks awaits
>>562373334I also keep getting really easy games. what is blizzard planning?
>>562373721>>562373334enjoy our weekly dose of eomm.
>wrecking ball otp literally just playing like shit feeding and doing nothing>ask him repeated times to change that its not working>"bro dude its just a game calm down xdd">playing fucking RANKED
>>562368534What's wrong with him?
Why do shitters expect their tank to 1v5 for them?
>>562374601shut up and go create space
>>562374601because you are playing a role capable of 1v5ing, if you can't that's lowkey a skill issue
>>562375152Strange, then how come it's the dps always carrying in OWCS? Retard.
>>562375330but what does that have to do with the price of tea in china?
>>562375152Show your Masters+ rank tank game where you 1v5 everybody buddy
>>562375753
Oops wrong picture my bad
>retard thinks random scoreboards mean something
this was an esy one too fuck these dps chuddies
funny how little it takes to induce a tankie meltie
>>562376024>>562376126>>562376271>>562376426Wow it’s crazy that the rest of your team obviously contributed
uhh buddy it says grandmaster damage right there respect your superiors
>backfill >DEFEAT the second i get character select thank you blizz
>>562376505What team i was 1v5
>>562373334>3 lose streakhmm
DPS gap? no problem
>>562373251
champ lobbies? i carry that shit
>>562376729Erm sweaty you having double the dmg of the enemy dps clearly means it was akshually a tank diff and your tank 1v5'd. Get carried loser.
>4 lose streak nowyep
>keep getting mercys on my teamMAKE IT STOP PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
>>562370561Maybe they should buff/rework them then instead of rotating the same 3/4 tanks in the meta forever.
dps least impactful role btw
>>562377339honestly cassidy could NOT do that without the rein making crazy space
Stop spamming random scoreboards, you're clearly pulling them from somewhere to spam here because of the old drives effects on the names.
Time to turn off chat again because I'm trying to learn in QP and yes I will be totally shit, an agent of EOMM, someone who needs to turn their monitor on, whatever you want to call it. Don't want to deal with me? Leave bitch, it's QP.
Uhh yeah from my sharex files dumbass
>>562343821>ultra blue monsterI knew Mercy was shit with no taste
>>562377454Sombra sending /owg/ pics of her in her Nicole Demara cosplay
why are you having a meltie over a free to play cartoon game
>>562377698some people just have random meltdowns when i post my awesome scoreboards
Why do these scoreboards never have the owner playing a bad character? Where's the ball carry screen shot
>they have a widow>we have a sombra>our sombra literally never flanks and instead frontlines like a soldier or somethingTank diff tho.
he either paid blizzard 60$ for name changes or he pushed 6 different accounts to masters cant tell whats worst
>>562378331Because idiots hyperfixate on matches that went well for them to stroke their egos and to cope, honesty is not on their agenda.
>>562378331Oh you want balls, got you senpai
gm briggers
>>562379012>didn't outperform anyoneThis isn't a carry
>>562379429Highest mitigated is a carry and it's a great number too
>>562379509Means nothing on ball when he's unkillable 99% of the time anyways.
tanks are so fucking shitthey literally have 0 game sense.
>>562376905
>>562379926
Legit what am I, as a solo tank, supposed to do against Orisa/Ana/Mei/Bastion other than hardlock Zarya and hope it works?
>Play two relative stomps in a row while trying to get the hang of Ram>third game puts us against Seal Team 6 with the JPC/Orisa special. I'm thankful she's permabanned in comp.
>>562380507sigam
>>562379012>ball vs widow Ashe and zenThis is staged
>>562379509Numbers literally mean nothing and only tards focus on them.
>>562381052Sounds like cope there boyo.
>>562381052and yet the team with the better numbers wins 95% of the time. curious!
>>562380507>zaryalol, shitters always fall back on zarya without thinking then get rolled
OWCS just went live on Twitch if you needed to farm hours for the esports box
>>562381238They do that because Zarya counters everything and is the only tank that doesn't get fucked by Ana.
>>562381697If you're not getting healed on Zarya and the enemy focuses you, you're not countering anything. Either you're playing wrong or your team isn't supporting you and picking Zarya in that instance is outright bad.Orisa doesn't care about Ana and to a certain extent neither does Sigma.
>>562380076
>>562381153It's called understanding numbers and statistics while not being dumb enough to put value on them. It has been explained many times, but people that aren't very bright wants to adamantly believe that if say a healer has bigger healing numbers they are blameless.But clearly you're both stubborn and not very bright, while frequently using numbers to cope.>>562381202Hopefully for your sake that's a joke.
Initializing Lenaware…Scanning for presence of Lenalove Lenalove detectedConnecting to the Lenaverse…Connection established
WHY DA FACK DOES WUYANG DO SO MCUH FACKING DAMAGE
Lenabox
>my dps aren't hitscan>theirs are double hitscanUh oh...
>>562382257>WHY DA FACK DOES WUYANG DO SO MCUH FACKING DAMAGESo I can carry my shitter DPS players with him.
I'm horny.
>>562382092Cope it was, gotcha.
>>562382630Let's start by you explaining how high damage mitigation or high healing numbers means you played better. Then I'll explain why you're wrong. If you have the balls for it and don't chicken out.
drops are livehttps://www.twitch.tv/ow_esports_jphttps://www.twitch.tv/commanderxhttps://www.twitch.tv/unter
>>562382793We pushed the objective number higher because of my mitigated damage and thus won the game. So numbers say we won. Some people just can't grasp this concept. Higher number always wins.
>>562382904Answer the question, don't dodge it.>explaining how high damage mitigation or high healing numbers means you played betterOr to simplify it for you if you struggle>how does higher mit/healing = better player or better performance?
>>562382081
>>562383179I just told you but you ignored, maybe sensing that you are wrong.
>>562353490i saw a post on twitter that said something like "its funny when people try to misgender venture on purpose because its literally impossible to tell what they were at birth so they all say different things its actually so ninbinary affirming" or something like that as if literally everyone who plays ow hasnt called venture she by instinct atleast five times by now
>cursed with the no aim widow againI'm getting tilted...
>>562383332even LIP has off days
>>562382631Good Morning Hanas
>>562382631i say this to myself everyday now thanks to you faggots
>
>every hero added in the last three years can fly, dash, jump 20ft or fucking teleport
>>562383269So you're too stupid to answer simple questions, alright. I'll explain how you're wrong anyway, so you can plug your ears like the manchild you are and ignore it, never learn and remain an idiot.Let's use healing numbers, as it's the most misunderstood and diretly proves your "Higher number always wins" wrong since very frequently a team with lower healing wins.Healing numbers depend on your teams heroes, enemy heroes, map, mode and how your team plays and the enemy team.If the enemy does more damage, especially just shooting the tank, that means there is more room for healing (i.e. inflate numbers).If your team is better at not taking damage or play heroes that won't soak a lot of damage that means less healing. This includes divers/flankers like a Sombra, Genji, etc. which will heal from healthpads more.Barriers will reduce the amount of healing required.If your healers are constantly harassed by divers and never peeled, that reduces the time they can focus on healing.Some healers are easier to inflate numbers with, especially ones with aoe healing like Lucio or Mizuki, this also depends on if the team plays closer to them, etc.If allies can self heal or there are more sources of healing, that reduces the amount of healing healers can do.Big healing ults also inflate healing very easily by huge amounts.These contextual conditions go on for quite a while, so considering the word count limit I'll stop here, but you get the gist.Next, a healers job isn't to heal, it's to prevent deaths. A healer that prevented 20 ally deaths when it counted with their heals did their job better than a healer with higher healing numbers that just let their allies die because they were too busy chasing some Genji they didn't even kill or shooting a Hog.You want healers to heal only what's necessary. They should also deal damage, not healbot. If your healers had high healing, but low damage, either they or their team played poorly.So you're dead wrong.
Notice how he himself started talking about healing numbers when nobody posted a single support game. What a loser!
>>562384412Concession accepted, but what was to be expected from a mentally immature retard. By all means keep coping.
>>562383257
Doo is proud of that "concession".
>>562383913Stats absolutely do not matter especially if you don't understand them.Notice how the only ones going on about stats are people that want to blame their team or to try and delude themselves into how amazing they were.But next time you go into a match where you think your tank sucks ass and doesn't do their job, but they have high damage mitigation or something, you're not allowed to think they're bad using your own stat logic.
just behead all tankoids already
My tank never sucks because i'm the tank.
>muh statsi've thrown matches and afk and gotten high stats
stats do not matter unless they go into extremes (20-3 or 3-20)Tanks do dictate the flow of the game however
>>562384519Nobody asked for your salacious crumb-ass opinion
Should have known its the bully victim typing essays nobody is reading instead of playing the game kek
Every pussy in this game should unbind their S key until they learn how to press W.
>>562384461
qrxudaddy said stats matter doebeit
>>562384749Why did the team with higher healing and mit lose this match, that shouldn't happen according to you >>562376941Why did the team with more kills, damage, mit lose this match, which shouldn't happen according to you >>562376548
>>562384954higher kill number and lower death won both matches doebeit?
>>562385067Nice cope and dodging of the question. You're also bad at math. >>562376548 Blue got 133 Elims while Red got 126. Blue got 51 deaths, Red got 47.
>>562385272?neither tank got 133 elims though?
If I want to heal in stadium are the only worthwhile choices really just Kiriko or Moira?
>>562385363brig pack build is the best healing build in the game
>>562385349So now your next goalpost is "Only the tanks elimations and deaths matter in terms of stats"? In the case of >>562376548 it doesn't matter than Ram got fewer deaths, did more damage than Doom and 10k more mitigation than Doom because Doom got 6 more Elims?Nice cope. What's your next goalpost you'll move?
>>5623854796 more is in fact, a bigger number. If Ram had the bigger number he would have won. Basic math.
>>562385363Wuyang also works with Streamline build.
>losing a game because you just have that one dogshit player that can't stop feedingI LOVE TEAM BASED GAMES!!!!!!!!
>>562385534Cool, so your goalpost is "The only stats that matter in the entire match is the Elim count on the tank and the tank that gets the highest Elim count always wins".So why didn't that happen here >>562376024 , we're all waiting for your next cope and goalpost you'll move.
>>562385745What didn't happen? You actually think blue won that or what?
>>562385836So you double down on>"The only stats that matter in the entire match is the Elim count on the tank and the tank that gets the highest Elim count always wins"is this correct? Now let's see how many people agree with this cope.And in other words, every single match your team lost is because of YOU on tank, every single time. Because you failed to get the highest Elim count.
>>562385967No one said that but you.
>>562386071Nice cope. You're also clearly not familiar with the process of elimation.If someone holds up 3 fruits and you say you only like 1 of them, then someone removes fruits until only 1 is left that means the remaining one is the fruit you like. Pulling some "I never said I liked apples" at that point is cope. The only alternative is that you've been lying and didn't mean a single thing you said.But you're not very bright, so coping and moving goalposts is all you know how to do.So again, concession accepted, midwit.
gm hanasgm lenas
>food analogy
>>562386413Seems to be on the level of what your midwit brain can handle. But maybe even that is too complex.Concession accepted, thrice. Now cope some more.
whens the new season coming out so I can steal 10,000 coins worth of skins and bundles from streamers again
>>562386508>whens the new season coming out
>>562384716Judy sex
Hes going to keep seething and replying isnt he.
I thought I was hot shit until I spectated this sombra and realized they were playing with a handicap
>>562386852Sombertards do be like that
>>562384831
>>562385363No healing. Just torpedos.
So anyway, yeah higher number wins.
Who has the best death face
>would have easily won a game if we didn't have a feeding echo>deaths in the double digits unlike everyone else>inevitably lose since we're always 4v5>"feeding echo enemy mvp">fag types "sybau its qp"
>>562387787ez
>>562388096when I hear any variant of "chill it's qp" I quit immediately
>>562271749Don't ever use this ugly mysterygender for the OP ever again I swear to god
Never hear that because i don't play that QP crap here.
>>562387231good nyight
>>562389432good nyight..
>>562387339nude versionhttps://files.catbox.moe/1t87j8.png
>>562388336I was gonna say Torb but this might be it. Or even hamsters.
>>562389554
>>562388557it's not a mystery at all, it's just mental illness. as to her geneology, there's the true mystery
Seize the sol as they say!
no one says that
>>562390030nobody fucking says that
I say that and I look like that
moreweth on Soldier: 76
I look SO much like Juno
more like truno am I rite
>>562390030the nerf hammer is going to hit her broken ass hard next season
stadium and juno saved overwatch
>juno mc of the new comicspacekings keep winning
I miss hero mastery
>>562391962she fits the "naive newcomer who has to prove herself" protagonist role
>>562391774how would you rank the asian women in the game
>>562391774>>562391962
>only play mccree>reach hero lvl 69i'm at an impasse. do i ruin the meme or play something else
>>562392443>>562392513sorry lena
>>562393557>Tracer is almost pushing 30
wtf since when?
>lose first battle>team staggers until game is over
>>562393768it's overwatch
>>562392513Juno obliviously walking up to Doom Slayer cause someone told her hes been to Mars
>>562392513Juno will soon be replaced by superior hag Domina
>>562390062>Carpe diem (/ˌkɑːr.peJˈdi.əm/ ) is a Latin aphorism, usually translated 'seize the day', taken from book 1 of the Roman poet Horace's work Odes (23 BC).[1]
>>562395745I hope Domina and Scarlet from FF7 kidnap you in your sleep
>>5623948206v6 only
I will only play girls I want to marry. NO, I will not switch to Zarya. NO, will not switch to Winston. I will only tank Domina or D.va or Junker Queen.
>>562396419based? yeah i think this is based
baptiste's perks are garbage
>>562395745talon lost
Why does the Support role gets most of the attractive heroes and Tank gets the least? Seems unfair
>>562396790are you an aimlet or just a fucking retard?
>>562382242what happens in the online Lenaverse?
>>562397010>JQ>Dva>Rammatra>Maugafaggot
>>562397465sex with The Lena
This game is the easist to rank up, how can you be stuck below masters?
>>562397207perks just feel like nothing compared to what some of the other supports get, particularly Ana
>>562397736what if I want to go on a long summer evening walk along the beach with my Lena? can I do that in the online Lenaverse?
>>562396147Damn that's how 6v6 bros play? that sucks
>>562398121>This game is the easist to rank up, how can you be stuck below masters?Incorrect, Rivals is. You can reach GM with 40% winrate.
I actually love April fools Junker Queen. It's so stupid
Clippy in Overwatch
>>562396419I play like this and look like this
>>562399225>Need help selecting a hero?>Pick your wife
>>562399225Some players unironically need some clippy popup tips during matches for how to play.
>>562389926
>>562398714this looks weird
>>562399425It's because they previously had monthly ranked resets with no placement matches, so they made climbing really easy.Eventually they slapped together placement matches and didn't make it complete resets, but didn't fix anything else.So now you have a situation where you can reach Grandmaster or even Celestial by just playing enough matches since you gain more ranked points from wins than you lose from losses, so even 40% winrate players can reach GM with enough matches.Also, tanks in Rivals gain fewer points on wins and lose more points on losses than the other roles because the way they calculate points gain/loss is skewed.
>>562399425Lemme guess, Mobile game typa ranks where you start at bronze 5 no matter how you play and ranking is about playtime and not skill?
>>562398714Is it fair that age is a factor that contributes to this? Never played Rivals but the few times I played Valorant I was always teamed up with multiple squeakers. Overwatch has the older playerbase between the three shown.
>>562399803Any normal ranked distribution should be a noticeable curve and not flat. If the largest group of ranked players is in Grandmaster outside of people that don't play ranked, your ranked system is broken.
>>562399696>>562399723knew that game was bollocks from the first 10 seconds of gameplay reveal
>>562400580Overwatch has The LenaRivals doesn'tI think the choice was obvious anyway
>>562400685correct as always, fellow Lenalover
>>562398121Oldfag accounts get fucked over by EOMM.I've known people who were hardstuck plat for ages on their old accounts, made a new account, and instantly got placed in masters/GM once they did their comp placements.
Wake up. We have to survive for another week and a half.
>>562386852people here will see this gameplay and blame you instead of the sombra because you're le only constant
>>562402468I don't understand how this can happen if they're supposedly resetting ranks.
sometimes, when I see a bad player who genuinely tries, I endorse them so they'll motivated to learn how not to suck ass
>>562402562spicy latina wife butt
>>562402676lmao the rank reset shit has always been a blatant lie that they tried to cover up by saying its only a "soft" rank reset afterwards
I need the deets already why would you make people wait a week.
>>562402676>>562403001They reset the actual rank but keep the hidden MMR intact, so all it did was make games at the start of the season even worse.
>>562403079I love brown women
>>562402751Same. I feel bad when I check and they have like a 2 endorsement level. Like they’re not toxic at all but people are reporting them constantly for being bad.
>>562403079She’s Deadlock so she’s gonna be a “antagonist” maybe. Please don’t just let her be another snarky asshole.
i have become diff, destroyer of tanks
>>562404290>Please don’t just let her be another snarky asshole.she'll be sassy or stoic. what other personality can they really give her?
>>562404404submissive
>>562404290>DeadlockThere's so much shit called Deadlock now I always do a double take.But she has the Pharah company logo, so she's not likely to be Deadlock, especially with that more military look to her.
>>562404404horny nympho w womb tat
The two leading theories about where she's from are Barbados or Morocco.
>>562404827she's from my bed though
>>562404290People are saying she's actually Helix like Pharah because of the logo on her shirt
>>562404827Moroccan women are hot so it makes sense
>>562404613>>562404992I missed the logo. Then that means she doesn’t have to be an asshole. PLEASE let her be cute and nice.
i can't kill this fucking hog
>>562405643
who up gamin their hope
>>562404827It's probably the former since she's not dressed in one of those trashbags that nafri women wear.
literally what is the purpose of hero sr
>>562404827She’s already been Chiikawa’d. That was fast.
So my guess is the horned character is a support since we're getting a dps. After that the tank. Then the trenchcoat robot will be dps, followed by the last one as support.
>>562407279>mizuki will have two women seducing him to be good (kiriko) or evil (hashimoto bitch)the porn better be good
>>562405423I have the feeling she'll be like a female Bap, she has the same look as him, GI Joe action figure.
>>562407561It would be fitting if the hashimoto bitch didn't act like a bitch, since the supposedly good one Kiriko does. Like a charismatic evil/asshole character.
>>562408452Kiriko is very nice to Mizuki though. He is the one ticking her off.
>>562408664Except when nobody's pushing the payload...
Juno has landed!
>>562409719On muh dick
>>562409719Ugly bitch
Clustered comets!
I'm begging you, please. Use cover
>>562410687(Hanzo): No
>>562410687heal me
The
>>562411000Hana
>>562409853
>>562395745That's literally me
>>562412336hello??? please become my wife now you fat titted cow
>>562413238Keep talking to me like that and I will
>>562414209>>562414209>>562414209new
>>562397010Because mostly women play support.
>>562383913so your telling me moira is the best support in the game
