Previous: >>562268008>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDMain Story Act 1, Finale Part 1 now AvailableCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Satono Diamond (3*), Mejiro Bright (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Zenno Rob Roy (Speed), SSR Curren Chan (Wit), SSR Marvelous Sunday (Guts), SR Curren Chan (Speed)Current CM: Pisces Cup - Hanshin Turf 3200m>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/05 - Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*), Symboli Rudolf (SSR), Sirius Symboli (SSR)04/05 - Ligne Droite Story Event04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Sakura Bakushin O (3* alt), North Flight (3* alt), SSR Daring Tact, SSR Daring HeartNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
april fools! haha got you anon
>>562283186evil
>>562283186doto rape
Teio!
>>562283186rape dotoposters
horses should not have breasts
I got you 1 million fans today!HAHA APRIL FOOLS DANCHOU
>i'm the only anon satisfied with B finals
>>562283257KILL the flatliner, danchoe
Odds and I get a pound of deep fried fish for lunchEvens and I get sausage and cheese rolls from the baker (there’s a 2 for 1 deal on Thursdays)dubs and I get both
>>562283343No killing. We're here to break records not rules.
>>562283336My trainees would not be satisfied with B finals.
>>562283336maya is so fucking funny
>>562283336The phrase “it’s just a game” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you’ve lost twice. There’s always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.
>>562283186Doto's huge fat tits! Cute!
>> 562283273i use nyopera for all my paces and dober/ryan for my lates
>>562283463>>562283273I goofed up…
The Aries cup is the Satsuki Sho, you're taking your oshi to the classics, right anon? You will make your oshi a triple crown winner, right anon?
I hope I'm not sharing this thread with any B finalists
>>562283572I would if the dumb broad didn’t have mile g
>>562283336Hoarder F2Ps should be humble and just take the Group B pill. Slow and Steady boys.
>>562283572I flubbed Dahby tho so it's impossible
I hope chiyonoposter gets molested by fat indians
>>562283572I'm running Oguri, Fuku and no clue who my third should be.
>drop fuku from deck>spend 3 clocks on hanshin juvenile fillies
>>562283608Dogs would do well to remember their place in the hierarchy
>>562283642We will get another dahby, the previous dahby was a warm up.
I think Trackblazer stinks!
I fell asleep after gooning it to Kitachan
Good early morning
>>562283646I hope fat Indians get their lives together and stop being so fat.
>>562283660>he went against Shiraoki-sama's will
>>562283646Chiyonoposter does NOT play the game
>>562283572golshi took everyone's kikukasho, it's impossible
>>562283729Be sure to get some proper rest later!
what are must use medium parents?
>>562283763mashallah pearlhabibi it is fortuitous that you could grace us with your presence of this beautiful Thursday morning
https://youtu.be/7lY5r982rSg?si=xzI2ycurAk8EAj7i
>>562283787But I already fell asleep? That's my rest already
>Time for my daily humiliation ritual>Actually win a race by a distance against S and S+ Uma with my shitty Vampire RiceI wonder what kind of devilish RNG happened for that to pan out the way it did.
>>562283793A&S + NY Opera for frontsu=ma2 + NY Opera for pacesPump Iron + Moving Past for lates
>>562283336I'm satisfied with B finals since I'm a dumb lucklet with a shit deck
>>562283793depends on the track, no must use for cm 12 besides the usual accel, red maru is must use for 2400m cm later and is also decent on 2200m
>>562283832Anyon...
Is kitasan black just a walmart Katsuragi ace?
>>562283868If youre getting humiliated, make a decent end and use vamp rice pace + one late double stamina siphoners.
>>562283913The opposite
Are we getting S3 remake along with Cingray S2?
>>562283832>>562283895WAIT THAT WAS 9 HOURS AGO???I've literally been doing fan runs the entire time...what...
>>562283775>this year's libra cup rerun (kkksho) will introduce miss victoria as winning concertlast year didn't count, if you win aries, taurus and libra your oshi can become a real triple crown winner
Classic yearEarly SeptemberNot a SINGLE FUCKING SPEED RAINBOW
>>562283959where is speCHUD...
>>562283985it counts if you won it with your oshi, the triple crown system is really convenient that way
>>562283936Yeah that's what i mean, kitasan is the opposite which makes her walmart
The only way for my Kitasan to not get overtaken in the last straight is to activate Blast Forward and Radiant Star
>>562283870>tfw i have NY Opera, Dober, and a 3* Pow 3* Stam Rudy grandparent ready to go
>>562283608My first tickets were 0/5 and 1/5, had to add Golshi for a fighting chance and then got 2/5 twice. It's over. The gap between my jobber team and the rest is immense.
>>562284053
I'm about to blast forward into kitasan if you catch my drift
>>562283832>>562283969What are you talking about? Am I too Muddleheaded to understand you or its something else entirely. >8 hours of fan runningMaybes its you that needed to sleep
you should stop being horny all the time
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>>562283913No Kitasan Black is walmart Ryuuko Matoi
>>562284086I don't have Blast Forward because I am bad at being lucky with skill hints.
>>562284216Speaking of
>>562284214GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>5622841313* Pow... 3* Medhow the fuck do i write 'stamina' in place of the fucking word 'medium'
>>562284273Haha, this anon is big DUMDUM!
>>562283927That does sound kind of fun, might as well see if I can get something decent.Checked out the race, it seems like the Bourbon and Brian gassed out thanks to the rice debuff and the goldship just... never went vroom for some reason.Funny stuff. This game truly is an RNGfest.
OH SHIT MY ASS MADE IT TO A FINALS ON ACCIDENT BECAUSE MY LOBBIES WERE WORSEFUCKSHITMY SHITTER LUCKLET ASS IS GOING TO BE FOOD FOR THE ACTUAL GOOD AND LUCKY PLAYERsFUCK
>>562283660>set to pace>never clock the fillies again
>>562284198I don't know anon...assume you were the guy saying he was gonna goon to kita-chan in the previous bread...but true I should rest but chrono updates in an hour and I want to make a good first impression in my club
Biggest ears are cutest ears.
>>562284342but A finals 3rd place is as good ad B finals 1st place, enjoy the ride
Haru's slow metabolism event is the hottest
I don't think I'll be able to get all of the hint books...
Guys you told me, you promised me, long CM was supposed to be kino, where is this longkino?You said it was all about skills and stats, a CM where it really shows how good your as a trainer and not some rngfest like the sprintslopBut... you just build an average End Closer and they win, it doesn't matter how good is your Front Runner, Pace Chaser or Late Surger, an End Closer will be able to win anyway, no matter the stats, no matter the skills
>>562284409im not even going to be able to finish the tickets
>>562284409hahahaha stupid dumb Rice
>>562284086Lets see your kita
sweepy stop crashingwhy are you even crashing in the first placeI switch to Unity and you do just fine
>>562284445Forgive me for not botting
HOWTHERE WAS AN SS KITASAN AND CHOCOBO WITH ACTUAL GOOD BUILDS AND THE HORROR SS GOLDSHIP AND TAMAWHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO THEM
>>562284379>silver>>562284428Nobody said that, mile cms are the real kino (as in peak)
>>562284504the raped
>>562284468There's only so much AI can do...
>>562284428>long CM was supposed to be kinowho said that, long is the worst CM to prepare for unless you're a whalemile > medium > sprint > dirt >longslop
>>562284370Yes, that was me >and I want to make a good first impression in my clubSo you're doing fan runs for more than 8 hours..? Now that's just sad, or is this some elaborate April fools joke again?
>>562284504she has If Losing, Win (forma de 400m)
>>562284551>Taikislop
>>562284468>lazy sweepy bum>>562284504>headlinerShe does same the thing as Smaru but slightly worse and Opera lategame is much better.
>>562284504SOREWA
>>562284409>>562284431They really should have boosted the rewards for every test because the previous one you could zoom it in 30 minutes, now it's such a slog.
>>562284463And humiliate my self infront of everyone? Neigh
>>562284428I think Kitasan wins where the pack is stretched so far the fuck out that the camera can barely fit even the second place uma look pretty interesting
>>562284667But we shant know who you are, dont be a wuss.
>>562284672>Fronts win if they widen the distance to the rearmost umasbig if true
>>562284635It's not if losing because it works in 1st too
>>562284504>ChocoBoWaow
>>562284726But he'll knowHe'll know we all laughed at his uma
>>562284342my lobbies were in fact not worse...
>>562284639Taiki?
How long until we get 5 more gold crystals? I have a 1lb stinko and no other 10% race bonus speed cards....
> Worried about winning since my first round was sketchy at around 7x%> Qualified first triesBananablessed
>>562285005no....
Cmon sweepy, why do you do thisAll I want is to autopilot that aptitude test nonsense
Fusu
>double front experience
>>562285005>>562285046turbo?
>>562285021One special fortnight
>Have 600 stats>next runner up has 300 stats>lose by a neckTraining Late Surgers and End Closers is a humiliation ritual.
hehe
>>562285101is that 600 on power
What is the most sovless this CM? Gold Ship, Kitasan, or Bourbon?
>>562285101Meanwhile>Golshi gets to have the blocking hazard of a pace chaser with the stat multipliers of an end closerits so easy to get undefeated careers with her
>>562285160Across the board...
No TTL but I'm actually running out of skills to buy for most runs since we don't need heals anymore.
>>562285173Tamamo Cross
>>562284798Does she play FF
Is Long C enough for Kikuka/Tenno Sho Spring?
Festival date with KitaHugs with KitaKisses with KitaUmarriage with KitaUmapyoi with KitaKids with KitaHappy life with KitaI LOVE YOU KITACHAN!!!!!!
>>562285240Fuck. You.
>>562285024They should have released the 2nd anni skill patch at leastWhy are we supposed to be ok with our umas having dogshit innate skills for another 8 months just because the developers didn't understand how their own fucking game works?
>>562285173The one that i dont have
>>562285257If you have 900 speed, sure
>>562285257No.Source: Mutating Taiki for this CM
>>562285173Stamina siphoners + 1 ace with a third siphon."i'm gonna make all your effort worthless because fuck you"
I don't like Kitasan.
>>562285268chuddyRAGE
im ending with like sub 400 guts on my medium ace runs do i have to use fucking riko wtf
>>562283336I've accepted that I fell behind the whales and minmaxers and can't compete anymore so I'll take my B happily
>>562285280They got cold feet after the Suzuka domination
>>562285268>golden THH>unique is goldship but mid-late>daring strike abuser>innate spurtPut Nimble on her and she eats Kitasan whole.
>>562284624my entire existence is an april fools joke, I'll have you know
>>562285257yes if you outstam with a gold skill
>>562285346Suzuka never dominated anythingAll she does is gas to other suzukas or pace up the fronts and pacers
>>562285375You could've just said you started after Scorpio bro
>>562285375>>562285346Suzuka is an enabler, not a winner.>t.smaru
>>562285280sorry but sloptubers are asking for things that won't dethrone their meta umas, you should wait EIGHT MONTHS.Hopefully you bought xoguri
Whats your biggest account brick /uma/?I didnt use this feature until last month. I was afraid they would update the store, but found of the future update more of a massive discount dream glimmer. Buying those SR tickets is recycling 100% I keep getting those Ryan SR card fuck. I could have MLB Agnes Tachyon by now, still at 1LB)
4/20
>>562285346At least I want Spechud to be usable for the Derby, her unique is top tier after rework
>>562285349Her unique is Golshi's unique?? I remember trying to read the text of her skill and kept wondering where or when the fuck it did what it didDamn no wonder she's gotten her reputation, i chose a good uma for the paid selectorI need to get CB i keep gravitating to end closers (Sweep pls come to me)
>getting all these 3*>absolute shit greensAIIIIIIIIEEEEEE
>>5622854453lb yeppers ssr even considering using a crystal on that shit
>already 692k on a fridaywe're doing at least 710K this week
>>562285471Y-you tamamo'd your selector?You do have a suzuka and taiki, yes?
>>562285445After getting all your SR and R to MLB you will get so much cleats you won't even know what to do with them
>3 golden tickets converted into 30 golden cleatsSugoi
what bullshit am i getting
>>562285529You can farm themIt'll be a little slow, but it's not like selectors are also that common
>>562285569Kitasan is coming
>>562285445I missed one rainbow crystal somehow. I think that's about it. Now I need to run a million races to get the books from the event, not sure if I can make it
>>562285529>using your selector on daily race umas
>>562285569Yeppers
>>562285529YeahI managed to eventually get most of the debut umas except for Oguri (got XOguri first lol), Mackween (20 stars away) and RaisuI... actually still have the free selector they gave to every new accountI started this account reroll during the first Kitasan banner
Why does nobody use sandbag urara in this CM? Isn’t it perfect strat here?>everyone struggles with stam, you can just make honse for meduim races with fuckton of power and accel and win>pack is very close to each other, so pace chasers become viable even though they dont have proper acceleration skills>front runners are fucked because the game itself won’t allow them to put enough distance between them and everyone else
>>562285586>>562285597Fair enough>>562285613How about NY Opera then? She never gets her daily race.Also speaking of stuff, you should selector after Nishino if you intend to pull for her.
>>562285639I never got the point of this strategy.
>>562285639anon...
>>562285639Why is the bed so small
>>562284504>IF LOSING>WIN
>>562285639Huh? Doesnt front urara not work as long as there is another front in the room? This is the Kitasan+Chocobo CM
lmao>>562285593already at MLB>>562285605
>>562285639that's not how it works
>>562285639nobody ever post this dude's art outside of ehentai but even then it's incompleteI wanted to see Cocon umapyoi
>>562285596I only have 30k points remaining, I dont know where to get 30k points to clear things that are relevant. I'll probably just target the 10k so I'll not burn out. Heard theres alot of events this month
>>562285683NY Opera came at me during her banner
>>562285639Smartest Uraraposter
>>562284739You might already be losing and you just didn't know it yet
>>562285639You mean brick urara? Fronts will just eat her.An ace? Yeah nah...NY Urara won last JP whale CM exhibition though. League of heroes, smt like that?
>>562285471their uniques are similar but not the samegoldship's unique is "if the race is halfway over and 6th-9th, activate"for tamamo is "if race is halfway over, you're 6th-7th and you can pass someone, activate OR if the race is halfway over and you're 2nd-3rd on a straight, activate."Despite the extra conditions Tamamo's unique is stronger than Goldship albeit it lasts a bit less, and it works if you run her even as pace, unlike Goldship that pace chasing is trolling. I would say Tamamo is an upgrade to Goldship, but Goldship is more braindead easy to build.
You need to get the umas you wantI used my selector on smart falcon
>>562285689>>562285690>>562285709>>562285725Not the counter-taishin front urara, just sandbag urara. There is max possible distance between first runner and the last one, the game will force all umas to go slower to accommodate that-> less stam consumption and tighter pack due to slower pace -> your opponents with uncapped power use restore skills, you use accells -> win
>>562285829that's not the uma I want
>>562285727uhhh, retardbro?
>>562285829I'm torn between Chiyono O and NY Opera. I like Opera more but Chiyo has Maru in her career and she's pretty cute herself
the uma musume design director has to be a woman. only a woman would release such unsexy umas
>>562285969Bro stop talking about Falcon like that
>>562285969faggot
Brian is so cool
>>562285969
>>562286021this was made by a terrorist btw
>>562285893who told you this
>>562283969When are they going to release Bouquet?
>>562285370Now you made me feel bad, hopefully you settle in well wherever you are anon.
don't you think our danchou is a tad too ruthless? He kicks the low earners even if they are not actually flatlining.Mambodanchou would never!
>game gives me 4 mood downs in a rowActually fucking retarded
How are the next scenarios going to be better than TB? Don't get me wrong, it's atrocious 1 hr slop of just get lucky bro™ but how are you suppose to get as many skills as this scenario in the future?
I'M ULTING!
Snippety-snip. I got a new hat. Snippety-snip.
>>562286194They directly buff shit. Skill points on training is directly buffed which instantly lowers the gap between MANT and scenarios where you train a lot. URA even gets a buff with a brand new mechanic where you duel with Happy Meek, and part of the rewards of that is a huge dump of skill points and exclusive skills that you can turn into sparks, including a skill that when turned into a skill hint literally gives SP on top of the hint.
my danchud is a GIANT PUSSY that won't kick flatliners
>>562286194>How are the next scenarios going to be better than TBThose with shit aptitudes are back to being playable, and you get secret events>but how are you suppose to get as many skills as this scenario in the future?Off hints from your TB parents
>>562286219Your ankle?
Whats your excuse?
>>562286194MANT will remain THE place for parent farming until they nerf it
>>562286334I'm cosmically unlucky with both runs and parents. 700+ careers and nothing to show for it
>>562286413literally me
>>562286361How will they nerf it?
>>562286334>oguri
>>562286193You can earn it moods back by racing if its before summer just kill the run
>>562286448remove affinity bonus from all non-G1 races
>>562286181Allen danchou threatened that he would leak my youtube playlist if i didn't hit the unity goal
>>562286334i have cancer
>first race in Junior year>all 5 clocks used alreadyi hate this game
>>562286146never feel bad for telling it like it is
>>562286505You still get to pick and choose the G1s, so all your parents have the standardized route. And G1s get buffed affinity wise.
>>562286496I can't kill runs because of the stupid event
doing dirt instead instead of senior triple crown is gooder right?
>>562286084This is how it has been working for agesI am testing this rn(not with 0 stats urara tho, she is b+)Runs without sandbag my kita finishes in 3:12.0Runs with sandbag my kita finishes in 3:13.5-3.14.0
>>562286594yeppers
>>562286580Doing it anyway
>>562286594Nyo
>>5622864480 affinity for non g1+3 affinity to G1sIts actually good to do G1 only parent runs in MANT since you can use clocks incase of fuckups and those rainbow training during summer is so OP
>>562286671except you need races for SP and for hints...
>>562286194We will be using MANT parents for skill hints until they nerf it down to G1 being the only races that give affinity. Now work on those 9* spd parents so I can borrow them
>>562286703SP bloat in future scenarios will solve that
>>562286569RETARD
spechudders...
>>562286671I mean, all my parents always are full G1s or bust.Idk why you think that nerf reinvented the wheel.
>>562286727MANT isn't relevant in future scenarios either, so there's still no point to doing G1 only parents in MANT
>>562286594It depends
I'm playing dia and she's so damn good in career with that ult wtfis this what ogurifags are enjoying
why are you here instead of playing the game?
>>562286962building a factory
My current Japan Cup rival is Tokai Teio, who is said to be invincible. Should I run the race, or should I just uninstall the game?
>>562286962Taking a bath
>>562286962I played the game all day, only just closed it. Cut me some slack
>>562286962I'm playing the game
>>562286962You can do both anon
>>562286781For people who hasnt even started making one, they should give it a try. You get to earn event points while doing the minimum like this shitty free test
>>562286984Hire someone to break her leg
>>562286984In the Invincible show, Invincible's dad regularly beats him up. So just bring Rudolf.
bottom falcon
>>562286984attack her weakpoint for massive damage
>>562287089Fracture time
>>562287045got me thinking about a wobble Teio edit
>>562287013...?Why not just use the steam client?
>>562286984Break a leg
>>562287045Kek is there a new season airing this year, I havent checked yet. I almost forgot it existed, glad he dumped the nigress
>>562287151nta but easier to detect botting on the desktop client
>>562287151sweeper
>>562287021do not
>>562287151he's botting anon
>>562287151hehe...
>>562286962Out of borrows rn, will do oguri run for dirt epithet and long TS later
hehe....
>>562287151I'm using a VPN and for whatever reason the mobile version has a more stable connection than the Steam versionalso, heh
>>562287182
hoho...
STOP LAUGHING
so who have been the cm11 villains, the front runners or the end closers
Just got a tachyon 5* speed 3* power parent for my oguri with 3* barcarole NYopera grandparent and no amazing whites, it is trash right? 5* speed is useless unless I go solo speed card I imagine
is there a point in botting seems kinda homosexual
>first turnYeah it's gonna go to shit isn't it
oh no no no teiohogs what is this???
>>562287383the true villains are frontkeks with debuffer runaway suzuka
>>562287353sorry...
>>562287353
>>562287383Fronts. End closers can be blocked. Fronts just fuck off and win.
>time to farm the event points>just gotta put podcast an run buncha URA careers, no biggie>???>it's MANTBlazer onlyWhat the heck!? I'm screwed!
>>562287404teiobros our response???
>>562287383faggot with debuffer(s)
>>562287383The micropenis chud
>>562287437just play MANT like URA anyon buy everything every 6 shop reset and only race g1s
>>562287402Prepare for low A+ rating
>>562287437you can do the same, just hashire hashire umamusume in a braindead way while watching something on the side
Top 3 chuds of umamusume
>>562287501>2 turns later Pearl gives me 3 uma stan hints + 1 from Agnesscrap that, it's gonna be low A
Well are you?
Look how happy!
If your uma can run sprint g1 races, how come the example schedules ignore sprinters stake and do all comer instead?
>>562286962fatigue
>>562287393The foundation of good umas is parenting, their base is strong with botting
>>562287583Probably lazy guide makers. Just run sprinter stakes.
>>562287565it's me im showy
!
>>562287383as an honest golshigamer, I seethe about vbourbon+kita+runaway suzuka
>>562286747currently G2 and G3 count toward affinity and incentivize winning them too. without these affinity for non-G1 races, it means people can make parents in MANT with much easier time. it's even ok to lose G2 G3 races and still get good parents
>>562287583My sptint-mile schedule has sprinters stakes idk
this is a gorshi game yet the timeline isn't even there yet to give her, her own story chapter
>>562287383Me(each of them got to be first with other two taking 2nd and 3rd)
>>562286962I just finished a run...
>>562287779Because they need to get Just A Way into the game
1-9 keep grinding0 sleep
> Trying to speedrun MANT for the event> Set myself to only click speed and wit and rest via Riko and piggu cards> Pick angling plus recoveries early> Only run G1s> Skim the shop as fast as possible only when it restocks, enable auto use of stat items> Still takes like 35-40 minutes> ~1900 pointsShit
>>562287982sweepy finishes a run in like 45 mins and gets around 1700 coins
>>562287982Unless you're using Hachimi, phone would've probably made it 5 minutes faster since the pc client is inherently slower. Not too bad
>>562287982>skim shop as fast as possiblekek he doesnt know
which do you grabg1 race vs lvl3 double rainbowg1 race vs lvl2 triple rainbow
>>562287982
>>562288115what yearwhat are my statswhat g1 am I skippingwho am I trainingwhat are my cardshow much stats do I get how's my inventory/currency
>>562288054has anyone been banned yet for this?
>>562288101Tell me then
>>562286962I am in my manchild minecraft phase againAlso MANT is kinda ass
>>562288115If it gives more than 60 total stats i just megaphone + bracer it no matter when it is
Blessed with feet from my mission ssr, umazing!
>>562288175they'd have to ban 90% of the playerbase so no, we pretty much have herd immunity because everyone's botting
>>562287982LABUBUHI ROKU NANA HAHA
As of just now, I have a level 35 Ardan SR. Could I probably get at least $3000 for this account?
Cygames! Kill Sweepy now!
do i use the 60% megaphone if it's just for one training only
>>562288054I cant get sweepy to work on mant, how did you do it
>>562288251That's nothing. I have a level 45 Ardan SSR.
>>562288226>90%more like 30% or less. Even in /uma/ it was only around 30%. I doubt normies know about botting
>>562288226>90%5% at best, the majority of the players are phone users. The ones interested in botting are in the top clubs. The reason you don't get banned is that the 1% of players who are also botters are big pigges and suck tranny discordmod dick.
>>562288226is it hard to set up?also there is no mant support yet? at least according to the github
>>562288273I do this often, granted I'm not poor and have at least 2 for summer
>>56228822690% of the top clubs and 90% of /uma/ at a certain time of day, maybe
>>562288327>is it hard to set up?not really, just copypaste shit onto a terminal. no need to go full autismo on configs if you're not planning to make an ace
>>562288289Yeah but mine's level 35. But I understand that 45 is a flashier, more popular number. Maybe like $2800 then I guess
>both sites are brokennyo...
If my Final score for Round 2 is 1 Win 14 losses, should I bother spending the 30 carats to try for Group A finals?
>>562288325>>562288226>>562288324>>562288361we have a fully automated bot but no 60fps 4k resolution mod?there was one for jp and it look AWESOME with it. used it back in the day
>>562288439I thought chrono was always 'broken' on the first day, moe updates at reset
>no ban during the .5 patch>still no ban this 1 anniv patchThere will be no bansLmao dumblets, shitters and poorfags cope
>>562288458I think we doIt's hachimi or somethingthe bot is sweep
Rebricked (A+) has three spots available for April if you're looking for a club. Ignoring the shitposts, we're really just a comfy chill club, so don't be scared to join! >25mil monthly (up 5mil because of MANT)>don't flatline (unless you already hit 25m)>that's literally it Reply with your ID or apply in game with the magic word in your profile
>>562288530>hachimijust checking it out looks like it was made by a nipand last update was july 2025 so probably no global support
>>562288598>25 mil>ChillThat's like 2 runs a day... literally slave driver material.
>>562288707>Noooooo i dont want to play the game but i want to be in A+ clubdo your dailes or go to a B club
Are you guys gutsmaxxing for cm12?
>>562283186I saw that the OP was my wife Meisho Doto, I must Post upon this thread to say that I love Meisho Doto! I love you Doto!!!!
>>562283259That's not how it works, Ulala.
>>562288787I'm relaxxmaxxing until the next scenario
you will join brickedno other A+ club is recruiting this month
>>562288834>A+
>>562288834/uma/ club is recruiting
>>562288449No
>>562288787nyo
>>562288834but i am already in
>>562288598cute kingu
>>562288834nuh uh
>>562288887>>562288832when should we gutsmaxx?
>>562288923In 5 minutes
*coughs blood*
>>562288834are they still A+? might actually join them
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAGet absolute harpooned you fucking whales
Suddenly sped up there, didn't we.
>>562288923when you feel like hitting your stat targets is too easy
>>562288975the RAPED
>>562288834I like my comfy B+ club.
>>562288871I thought they poached some guy from Bricked
I'm running short on kikuka sho sashes, should I level up Mcqueen or Spe first?
>borrow NTR>get worse power than fuku borrowthe fuck is this card
>>562288923If you have 9* speed 9* stam parents and FM + NN
Anons help me out, I don't know what I should use my SSR ticket on. MLB one of the guts cards, or bring Smart Falcon up one stage to 45?
The confiest B+ club in the entire umaverse ButtSweat is recruiting recruits.Get in
>>562289032Spe because she has C Mile
>>562288787I don't knowI have some test umas before I actually try for CM12Run with them, I need to see how bad it is931986119319861193198611
>>562288982Chrono graph is not showing but the rank should be okay. They're still A+ but it's day 1.
>>562289020And what club might that be
>>562289060save ir
>>562288832same
>>562288279what specifically doesn't work?it works out of the box for me, just setup races and move some item priority around
>>562289108Mambo
>>562289098How are the other A+ clubs doing?
>>562286361>>562286671But pre-nerf MANT parents aren't affected no? How will the future scenarios make better parents than that?
>>562289234their affinities are affected
i miss the sprint cm, actually building with funny skills instead of losing because of the You Need To Be This Tall binary stam requirement thats the most affected by your walletbring back sprintkino
>>562289234by shitting out even more skills than MANT already does
>>562288909her socks are so lewd
*clears throat* AAaaaAAAaaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa
>>562285286>>562285306>>562285371zero clocksyes I cheated with Nimble Nav, hopefully Tenno Sho Spring doesn't fuck me in the ass
>>562289364It's the garters
gn
>>562288982Join us and I'll give you top secret tips and tricks for how to win chanmi
>>562289390as long as you outstam it you're good, dunno about arima tho, maybe first year is easier to get
keep Kitasan energy low to prevent her from going AAaaAAaaaaAaa
>>562289478I might skip Arima Kinen on classic actually, thanks for reminding me anon
2 slots, i havent recruited in discord in forever, mainly in game function. we averaged 60m last month aiming for A+. come join if you play mant.
>>562289472ah yes the well-guarded secret of having ss rank end closers
sex
Wow, losing all the group A monsters has done wonders for Clean Cleats, who had a collective 10% win rate during the first two days.
How am I supposed to train without clocks? Where is the clock stimulus package?
>>562289602your fuku?
me on the left
>>562289536>RiceBstGrl>not Rice
>>562289568>562289568Good morning, thank you
>>562289464Good night
>use Marvelous card on anyone that's not a late>get the gold>use it on a late>constantly Agemasen'd
>>562288909>>562289364>>562289405https://files.catbox.moe/r5mmax.jpg
MY CLUB... MY CLUB IS IMPLODING...
The training application items are garbage right?
>>562289706mambogeddon NOW
>>562289664I knew what this was before opening the link, and I still opened it
>>562289536Isn't this a dickcord club that recruits outsiders?
>>562289729
>>562289593Bejiro Baker...
>>562289536beware newfriends, di*cord club
>The training application items are garbage right?
>>562289754>>562289793its less trooned out than optional discord clubs here
>>562289664where is seiun's cock
>>562289664I didn't know what this was and despite the warnings I still opened it
>>562289716yes, unless you're floating on resources>>562289803too expensive
oh no no no ricebros ovr repvtation
>>562289716Yes
Mambo will outlive /uma/
>>562289803I buy them on discount or when I have shit shops. Getting summer level speed rainbows during Climax can save your run pretty hard
My work colleague saw my King Halo phone wallpaper today. He didn't say anything but I could tell he thought it was weird.
>>562288909I like that she tries to show off like Flashu but has no assets, truly a third-rate uma
>>562289902Remember us even if we quit the game, mambros
King Halo? Sounds pretty transmasc
>>562289664isnt this the person that drew that self insert mcqueen
>>562289914Yeah that was me, Tanner from HR. No I didn't care about your chinese cartoons I just frowned because I got a whiff of your GAMER stench. Fatty.
>>562289108Basashi.
>>562289539wtf how did you know my secretsARE YOU A SPY
>>562290002no it's futa sloppa trained off of a blacked artist
>>562290035Grim
>>562288909Sex>>562289949Sex
>>562290024horse MEAT
>>562289914As he should. That's why you should pick WINNERS like Grass or Spechan as your oshi instead of the G1less fraud (non-GoldGen G1s don't count).
I fucking love gambling and destroying these whales.Dude had all MLB SSR cards. None were welfare ones.
>>562290081tastes GOOD!
Post horsehttps://x.com/i/status/2039644982022418808
Do I get MANT bonus stats if I clear Osaka Hai + Tenno Sho Spring, but skip Senior Takarazuka Kinen? I did it on classic year. Please no oguriposters, I'm begging you /uma/.
>>562290119Does Uma meat taste like ningen meat?
Rebricked got one of their top earners poached by /uma/club, how are they gonna stay in A+
>he is still boasting about "destroying" "whales"
>>562289949Kingu is actually premium sized, but suppresses her size in her racing fit
>>562290186wtf stop doxxing
Rice is very smart
my aces are always in bad mood for cm wtf is this a thing
umas (horses) are just really big and dangerous dogs
>>562290245Treat them better
Feeding my coworker so she gets a fatter ass and tits
>>562290254but Seiun Sky is a cat
>>562290213Unfaithful hopsluts deserve to be doxxed.Imagine betraying your bwos and danchou for a measly 200 increase in carats.
ANYTHING to block kitasans huh nice going sloptubers
>>562290245Drank too much Kale juice
>>562290245you did good the previous round?It can be the game stabilizing your winrate.
Tama is a yapper.
>>562290314She wishes
>>562290267>>562290329I see, it's just stupid cyge devs being stupid
>>562290379She said NO PICKLES
>>562290353But that's good! I love hearing her talk.
>>562290013Bullshit. Men don't work in HR. Also I'm not fat.
>>562290419Giving Ulala my dickle.
>>562290186>CUMA TWO
>>562290013Motherfucker what are you doing in a chinese horse girl racing simulator game general?
haru heberara
Wait a secondWhy uma mobiles are human sized?
>>562290492Licks
I want to train King for CMs, but there are only three slots
>>562290183It's okay to eat umas. They're not people like us. Plus they'll do the same to us eventually, once they realize they can easily overpower us. Except for a select few lucky men who will be used as sexslaves, everyone else will become cattle.
>>562290353yappers?
>>562290604Kingu can run in every cm
>>562290489I am following >>562289914
group B is so comfy, my Oguri keeps on raping the competition with 5L
>>562290547Because it's more complicated and more expensive to build smartphones especially for Umas, indeed if you see when they call with a smartphone they put on speaker
>>562290547Unc, when was the last time you actually held a phone near your ear? It’s been wireless headphones with mic or speaker for like 5 years now
>>562290351that's just unfair
What the fuck is that graph? Graphkino
>>562290186we've been A+ every month, that's not gonna change
>>562290721Oonige ahh
>>562290547You think they can keep them in their pockets if they are gonna adjust the size for umas?
>>562290492Haru best wife, I must continue ulala bloodline
>>562290678If you're in group B, you failed your honses
>>562290730Yeah cause you recruit from discord, you kick 12 people last month yet somehow you're full again? Where the fuck are they coming from and barely anyone accepts your recruiting
>can't get 5/5 in round 2 like previous CMsIt's over for me...
>>562290730How did you fill up so fast?
what late surger to I run with my 2 fronts in cm 12.... I want to have sex with all 4 of Dia Flash Dober and Rudolf....
>>562290820you don't decide what my and my umas' success is
>>562290721This is probably what chernobyl scientists saw on their meters, as the reactor suddenly shit out enough energy to power an entire continent in under 20 seconds
>>562290864which discord are they recruiting?
>>562290321How the hell should it work if the track starts on a straight and there is literally no way to block kita who procs focus+groundwork+taking the lead+blast forward
>>562290797Ulala is dead
>>562290983watch Chernobyl if you haven't, it's pretty good
>>562290678ah yesthe famous uma, Tracen Academy
>>562290864they're from here, you can check the members profiles yourself. do you have any proof we recruit from discord or are you just dramafagging and shitflinging?
>>562288226>I, mouthbreathing mongoloid, bot, therefore everyone botscmon mate just accept your machine roots
>>562290321They do work as front runners.
>experimenting with Long C dober for parent runs>end up with a usable aceUh, does anyone know if I need a white recovery to account for Nice Nature?
>>562291058Nah, shes going to the cafeteria atm
>>562290864Do you have anything to back that up?
>>562290797I'd rather fuck her papa
GuysI love umas
Does anyone have a mant schedule for sprinters?
>>562290943I am actually John Uma, and I do.
>>562291138>stamina + guts > 1200 and 2 goldsminimum
>>562291138she's already overstam. you only need about 750 stam for cm12
>hardstuck at 18k>still no medium Sthis game fucking hates me
>>562290917Looking at growth rates and aptitudes maybe it's just between Dia and Dober. Dia has the easier career since she actually has a unique, but Dober has better growth rates.Dia obviously wants both MPaB and Pump, but what would the second inherit on Dober in addition to Pump be?
>>562290864Don't use Rice for club drama
>>562291196forgot my pic
how to do faster mant runs so i can buy out the shop? i take like 90 minutes per run for 1.7k points and i need better points per hour
>>562291152>>562291104they recruited from VF discord
>mission complete master we have successfully blocked kitasan and she is now dead in a ditch we will now die and do nothing and let the end closers take the wi-
>>562291363you're so stupid lmao
>>562290943Being in group B is relaxingI somehow made group A and then proceeded to mald as I missed first entirely in my first two sets.The thought of not even qualifying for finals flashed through my head.
>>562291167This is what I use
SESX
>>562291289autism
>>562291462rude
>>562291196That doesn't make any sense. >>562291225Thanks anon I'll take midrace.
>>562291462Just a based honse
>>562291273i'm putting shadow break on my dober
Winning flop
>haha I'm going to use natie first in MANT as a joke>SS+>2 weeks later>never reach SS+ ever again>let alone SS?What happened?I can't fucking reach SS What the fuck
>>562291289>>562291462>>562291497>>562291503Unironically how could you stop Calzone from raping you.
>>562291497>>562291503no no, it was a compliment
>>562291574Bouncing falcon
>>562291238Not only is this a buhii but a soulless one.
>>562291606She doesn't know anything about sex
>>562291506Yeah that sounds solid, might just do that. I have a 7* power Brian lying around anyway with medium pinks on both grandparents, so I'll just add her, thanks anon.
>>562291574no one moves like this
Gold City feet in my mouth
>ines fujin is a groomerWhat the fuck
thank you golshi
Given her history you'd think there'd be more Sirius mindbreak art
>>562291380thanks
>>562291643its the new everything has to be overanimated and bouncy for the low attention span neurodivergent zoomers trend
>>562291662Amen
>>562291558gweo ur MLB NTR? blochacho ur MLB fuku? zro ur MLB NN??? oh no no no wait jro ur MLB finemo?? dro ur MLB creeke?? klochacjo ur MLB uuuhhhh idk biko??
So what's stopping me from making a URA Runaway Suzuka and fucking frontfags (soulless) in CM12?
>accidentally made to A finalsI am so fucking cooked. I was hoping it'd be B so I could get matched with fellow shittersNow I'm going to be food for the whalesI'm going to get bronzeFuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>562291814Nothing, oguri buhis can either go runaway+ dominator or double dominator
>>562291606>stopBut I want to get raped by her?
imagine Agnes Tachyon
>>562291847ogurin, group A finals 3rd placer is silver
>>562291767This is hentai animator doing uma vids retardbro
>>562291860Alright thanks anon, I'll do a 1200 power 1200 wit + TTL + Groundwork Suzuka
>>562291892I would rather not
>>562291640I will take her first time then
>>562291938They dont even have the decency of animating smut of the umers too
>>562291863>want to get rapedthen it isn't rape then is it
>>562291892Tachyon is a fraud and would lose to opera o.
>>562291892doing what?
>>562292109ewwww someone made Hayahide ugly
>>562292109Wolf with a big head
Do you get the boot trophy with Daily legend races?
Did any notable Tachyon and Opera O children duked it out? Shame their offspring ain't present in modern racing
>wake up>look at curren>go to sleep
>>562292163yeah
>>562292163Yes. You get the trophy and the 100 carats if you first won it, so doing daily legend races you missed will give you 250 carats each.
>>562292037Hey, don’t ruin it
Your response?
>>562292007There are 3 kind of western animatorsThe NTR blacked addictThe Lolichad And the Normalfag thst doesnt do use "le problematic characters"Sadly this fag is the latter, so Umaporn never ever
ewwwwwwww
>>562292176Tachyon's grandkids sometimes pop up in races
>>562292240Ah I see I need to visit my cabinet of severed uma feet to see which ones I missed.
I've ran out of clocks. This is where the real MANTblazer begins.
>>562292249let's make a football team
>>562291938both of these things can be true
>>562291643dancho bounces on me like this
>>562292292>numberfag event
>>562292348I'm at 90That's half what I started with.I am dreading this
>>5622922491. Get on one knee2. Propose
Uhh currenbwos where is her event?
>>562292348MY FUCKING VILLAIN
>>562292249Fight to the deathI can't dieUrara needs to learn to run properlySquare up
practicality says the gold shard in the aptitude shop is a waste but collectortism says I need it
>>562292407right here sis
>>562292348i haven't clocked out ever since i started training for cm12
Aiiiieeee you're not Satono Diamond
should I drink cafe with milk?
>>562292348420->280 since the start of mant, kita eating theough clocks like crazy unless you get angling and focus early. Will fo parent runs for a while for next cm so will restock some clocks but still
Just 3.5 months to go
kitasans thighs cool slightly clammy pale white
>>562292519
I started at 480 clocks and I'm still at 480 clocks
just 2 more weeks until we get the clock care package bwos...
>>562292645just as dangerous
frontniggas when they queue into other frontniggas
I hate MANT, when are we getting the idolfag scenario
>>562292720Roco sex
Thoughts?
Out of curiosity, when attempting to get aptitude from G to A/S is there a cap to high you can get it up to?Like how many of the aptitude should you have on the parents? As much as possible?
>>562292608Bests scenario ever, I almost dropped the game during unityslop
>>562292780What for?
>>562292780None. Head empty.
>>562292794Best worst case scenario is you need two sparks from G to A
>>562292780Sex thoughts
