CHAOS! CHAOS! EDITIONPREVIOUS CHAOS: >>562255898SPOILERS AHEAD, PROCEED AT YOUR OWN FRISK.-THE NEW, NEW GAME!>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1671210/DELTARUNE/>https://deltarune.com-THE OLD, OLD GAME>https://undertale.com-The Old Game's Demo>https://undertale.com/demo-THE DOG'S STEADY STROLL BEGINS TO WAVER>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/>https://deltarune.com/#news>https://web.archive.org/web/20240815033908/http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqn3p9-PURCHASE A CONFECTIONERY>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/undertale>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/deltarune-MORE FOR ME, ME!>https://undertaleqa.tumblr.com>https://undertale.com/alarmclock>https://deltarune.com/sweepstakes/-THEY WATCH, WATCH YOU! CAN'T YOU HEAR THEM LISTENING?>https://pastebin.com/WG9u1fvH-THE PAST IS A DISTANT PLACE. LET THESE WORDS GUIDE YOU AND YOU MAY CATCH A GLIMPSE>https://pastebin.com/g2JqH6Ba>https://utg.vidya.pics/-TAKE AN EAR, FOR WE HAVE MUCH TO SHARE>https://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6-THE WRITING PAGES>Current: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZaYVvltQ_Rmf-ggszf1bwmYDW2NUcfpTYU7JzfyMhVE>Old: https://writebin.surge.sh-THE WATCHING PAGES>https://pastebin.com/UJpBYSEE-GAMES, GAMES!>https://archive.is/iSiFg-IT'S RIGGED I TELL YOU! RIGGED!>https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//utg/-EMBRACE CHAOS>https://rentry.org/utg-font-THE MADMAN PAINTS HIS FACES>Current: https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/87031452-9445-6936>Previous: https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/87014223-3106-4870>Current: https://magma.com/d/3B5chWd0Vh>Previous: https://magma.com/d/QiFH9rWyRh-AN ABANDONED BOX OF TOYS. OH, IT REMINDS ME SOMETHING OF MYSELF>https://utg-pippins-ocs.neocities.org-CONTINUE THE CRIME SPREE! UEE HEE HEE! (paste the current whiteboard links)>https://pastebin.com/rTN8SxAw
can he do anything?
Prostrate yourself completely before your fan base, Tobias.Or at least lie convincingly from this point onward...
>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 3?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
>>562284732I didn't notice it last thread but I love the Jevil-themed OP text
apple fools
>>562284732i really like this Op. well done whoever did it
>>562285874i think it should be legal to euthanize people like that.
>>562284732Praised be fresh bread!
>>562285874why aren’t they fat
>>562286340they're plenty fat.i love the budding warts on his arm while her arm looks like a travel map listing bad decisions.
>>562286101at least they have love and not LOVE like you
>>562287075they do?wow.how come i am not jealous of that?
>>562286101>i thinkGood one krautsie
>>562287510you didn't think?SAD.try harder.
>>562287573>n-no urekt
>>562288108you're a faggot and that's okay with me, but please stay on your longitude.
Toby if he knew how to talk to people
Toby told me chapter 5 will release when 5 more poster post their dicks, thats why its called chapter 5
>>562288837> Chop & tear 5 childrenCoolvit with the antisemitism Foxboy
>>562288621i still can't believe the entire espana-sphere pisses itself when it could just make a fan translation.
>>562289009Way to add fuel to the flames.As long as Toby is such a corporate zombie in his way of conduct, people will continue to shit on hypocrisy like that as long as it takes to get anything.Actions speak so much louder.
>>562289109>actions speak louderyeah, let like making your own fan translation.then ACT if its so much louder or be silent.
>>562289206It's a battle for soul vs corporate greed. An eternal battle you are on the wrong side of. People ironically want the soul back.
>>562289324anon, you can't expect people to cater to every shitskin language.my language isn't covered either, there will be mods.translation is hard work and we all would like to have deltarune this century, you dumbfuck.
12-oz Fave
>>562289383Resorting to insult me because you know I am right. It's ok, I respect it.
>>562289406I dont understand why americans use 12 and 16oz as the normHere in europe we have 333ml which is less than 12oz if you dont need that much or 500ml which is more than 16ozI thought americans liked their big jumbo drinks but they are smaller than ours
OUTTA MY WAY I'M DRUNK AS HELLI'LL BLOW YOUR ASS AWAY LIKE bump is shaped like a deer
>>562289530you are not.>resorting toyeah because that's so unlike me.
>>562288925It's telling that everyone is fatter in corpotale
>>562289903You know just telling them the truth would help that fox. Landing your true reasons. Owning up your past. Telling them it won't happen. People will move on and forget only if something meaningful like that happens.Just being for real and true to yourself.
>>562290098good attitude to have.i just think the spanish can complain all day, in the end they should put that enthusiasm to create a mod of their own to make the game "ES SPAN LOL" also known as "spain-ish"
>>562284732Hooman!
>>562290542They have something to play. It's beside the point to argue that. It's not about any translation for that matter. I don't understand how you can't understand that.Fed up with hypocrisy, everyone is.
>>562290542Its not the spanish complaining, its latinos
>>562290753toby has a vision, he knows how the japanese language works and the english language works.he knows the power of their words and their connotation.he can't do that with a language he doesn't know.plus it'll delay the developement of the game even further.imagine how much shorter developement would be if he didn't do the whole weeb-shit thing.struggle against the powers that be all you want, in the end he is not gonna budge and if you want to see things become reality, make it yourself.its not hipocrisy. its simple favorism.
>>562290880don't they speak spanish?
Claiming that he knew Japanese when Undertale was translated, downplaying the work of the actual translators and relying on people to fan translate his statement into Spanish which was then of course misrepresentative was such an unenforced own goal it's insaneIt's like he's never tried to calm down a race war before
>>562290892Try again. And in proper English, please.Also parading Toby's points of his own apology isn't convincing anyone. Rather, it is a lost cause actually.
>>562286934yo kraut, dad /w extended family often took me to high end, fine dining places. I had to pretend to like seafood will it's the msot rancid shit I've ever eaten, I had to pretend I'm full when my body still is like ''k did we start?'' and the most expensive meal I've eaten was like 200 bucks total. It's pathetic how fast food tastes better for like 5% the price. Each time, these cooks have done something to my tastebuds.Done something, i'm going to focus on Doomer again today, to relieve trauma. Can you guess it?
>>562291080well go cry and be petty, but you'll be mad and won't get your way.you are too old for tantrums.>>562291179i would appreciate the gesture but satiating food is not found in high-end restaurants.try the middle-range o low-range.you go for the high brow places to boast or to treat someone.Man lebt ja nur einmal. Genieß' es.
>>562291383what is your opinion on aggressive women / femdom?
>>562291383Weak sauce, Bruder.
>>562291504's okay, but so is normal dom and in contradicting to passion, so is romantic love.i know, its shit-tier taste.
hello hello
>>562291000The correct term would be spanish speakers then?Imagine if a japanese game with no english translation was attacked by americans, would you say it was the "english" complaining?
hey guys!(how’d we hit image limit last thread)
>>562292238no, the japanese wouldn't care.because the japanese don't have thin skin like that and they honor western culture (mostly english and german) to such a degree that they often learn the languages.
>>562292982Toby had to make a Japanese translation specifically because the vast majority of Japanese people speak exclusively Japanese
The very first build of DARKHEART published by Tory Fox, still nostalgic for me. (P. S. No, nothing changes if you choose any other choices in the WORLD_CALIBRATION sequence. Only easter egg was inputting "DELTARUNE" as the world's name, for some reason.)>https://youtu.be/Nk8jt4Uv3jo
>>562293250yeah but he doesn't have to make a spanish version.i don't understand your problem here.
>>562292982>they honor western culture (mostly english and german) to such a degree Fucking hell lmao, weebs are so delusionalJust because the japs implement elements from european and american culture that does not mean they can speak english or german; theyre alongside the anglos the worst group of people when it comes to learning other languages in the world
personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
>>562293361But you said the Japanese often learn the languages because they honor western culture
>>562293456yeah, so?can't the spanish speak ingles?
>siivagunner's warioverse rip didn't include any of the old megalovanias keno madegoddamn historical erasurethere should have been at least reanimation and planktolovania
>>562293486>He fled
Would Kraut be less of a secondary if Underrune had official German translations?
>>562293604go back to /trash/ nonce. shouldnt have been a gotepedo
>>562293950there's an unofficial one.now i can say i played it twice to true pacifist ending on both languages.
I love fish
the ayatollah will demand an official iranian translation to allow japanese ships through the strait and faced with doing anything other than sucking tiny jap dick toby will kill himself
>>562295023it shall be done! (developement delayed by another half year per chapter *raughs*)allah be blessed.
paws real bighorns real bigears real bigeverything real big
>>562287297you're irony poised that's why
>>562295023To be fair the Iranian literacy rate in Arabic and English would lead to some interesting Underrune takes
>>562295658*AND Farsi. Mike, edit that in! I am EDUCATED on WORLD LANGUAGES! Mike...I'm not...a stupid gaijin...no! No! It's over...I'm just...an American piggy...Mike, put the pig ears and tail on me. Yes.
>>562295658Memri TV show about how Sans is a djinn and Allah shall smite him
>>562293330asgore is cute. i like his fur beard
>>562291067Its because he's lying and exaggerating the input he did for the japanese translation.
Go back and finish your previous thread before /utg/ is deleted for flooding
>>562295658>even more hate for suselle.hell yeah.
I looked through the sprites of deltatraveler for... reasons, and I found this unused sprite of kris fucking dying
Will the translation controversy survive this week?
>>562296801b-but... *sniffle* we can't post our fuzzy cwitters there...
>>562296973They will ship Kralsei tho' and it's ok and straight as long Ralsei becomes a tranny, iman approved or something shia idk
>>562297117god, i hope not.i want people to stop pissing themselves so we can go back to arguing about ships and off-topic shittery.
>>562297235i think parkistan was the place where men (adults) hold hands casually but will throw you off a rooftop the moment you're gay.what a lovely world we live in.if they would ship kralsei, they would do it non-sexually, because only infidel dogs like faggotry.what a whacky religion.
we should talk about my oc jimothy the pippins who is a pippins stronger than all the others but was sealed away for being too powerful and is battat's long lost cousin and has a sword that can slice through anything even unbreakable shields no matter what
>>562297237>shipping yumyums
Goat son
>>562297369In Iran if youre gay you either get a free sex change or get killrd
>>562297520>free sex changehow progressive of them.
>>562297502ships are so yumyum *gobbles up an entire boat in one bite and gets an enormous ship shaped belly*
>>562297520>free sex changeHow agressively progressive
I've had enough of this FUCKING MIERDA I WANT TO EAT THE NEWSLETTER
Undertale's Core is DeltaruneHometown is just the Matrix reality "fell into his creation" is Gaster getting stuck in his dream world because was too depressed from the Underground
>>562297829>because wasbecause he was>from the Underground's overcrowded cave systems
>>562297829Welcome to the goddamn Deltarune Circus
If Toby had just finished his game by 2023 instead of getting sidetracked for half a decade with vtuber collabs he wouldn't be in this mess
>>562297516>g.jpgdo you think he gets called "g" by his mates and the nickname gets mistaken for "gangsta" by his mom? and then toriel says "GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED" because she thinks he's living the thug life chud life? and then kris asks asriel goat brother for "dank weed" which toriel overhears and goes "GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED" at asriel again? and asriel gets grounded so much and so hard he has difficulties creating a social life, which toriel mistakes for homosexuality so she goes "GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED" again? and then asgore be like "son, i am a point" that asriel captures in tf2, a violent game that which when toriel sees asriel play makes her go "GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED"? and then asriel start going to monsterchan on the interwebs to discuss goat and monster superiority over humans, and asriel makes such bad posts that monsterchan puts a range ban on the entirety on hometown, which toriel figures out was because of asriel, so she once again goes "GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED" at asriel? which doesn't do anything at this point because asriel can still sit at his computer and shitpost about racial matters while indoors, so toriel comes up with a new plan to level up her "GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED" -spell? toriel gathers all the darkners into castle town to provide enough energy for her super charge up of "GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED", but it was too much power in the spell so everyone on the planet died, the end.
>>562298998Asriel became a multiversal being with many different hypostases just to metaphysically escape being grounded
Rally
>>562299318>>562299567ralseo
>>562299567>>562299621Ral-Ral
>>562299735real-sei
>>562299968Begsei
>>562300157deltarunetomorrowsei
>>562300230excitedsei
>>562300381:3 -sei
>>562300468:3 freethinkersei
>>562300613:3 inthechatsei
>>562300669:P -sei
gaysei
>>562300979Ralgay
>>562300880>>562300979>>562301053IAM GAY
>>562301403I am eepy. I'll go lie down.
>>562301542G'night
>>562301542okerest well fren
>>562301403
Do you guys think this thing is secretly really important or what?
>>562302263I think it'll probably appear in Deltarune as a gag with Themes & Such implications about how character XYZ sees Toriel or whatever but no actual narrative relevance
>>562302263Toriel having a soul installed into Kris in hopes it would protect him from harm would probably be too blunt and Black Mirror-ish for DR, but it'd be an interesting twist.
>>5623022633D Toriel is her version of Omega Flowey, a Vessel created by Everdraed She will be the final boss of weird route
Are TVfags finished with just absolutely killing the thread today?
>angy
>>562302778Imagine the ants
>>562302882
i just think utg would be in a better place if development of the game had played out like hello neighbor
>>562298964god that cosplay was so fucking cooooool
>>562303667Please repost better shit if you're going to shitpost.
>>562303729it's not a shitpost if i believe it
>>562302778how is it any different than spamming goat pictures?
>>562303707Definitely the best I've seen
you think if noelle didn't have her mom breathing down her throat she'd probably dress closer to something like this
>>562303891Goats don't use a bot to use the image thread up 12 hours before the thread will stop bumping, for one. I could list a lot of reasons why we are superior but that's an easy one. Just bizarre behavior, who does this shit?>>562259962
>>562303931She'd have poofy hair at least
>>562304153noelle afro
>>562303847Everyone knows Toby "the Gaijin" Fox is a two-faced liar anyway. No news there.
>>562304191As big as the forest at the edge of the map in Mantle
>>562304328joseph bulkin.............
>>562303667don't forget the gay erasure of noelle.
This image makes me feel a deep melancholic nostalgic and I don’t know why
>>562303931if she ever was going to dress like that her mom breathing down her neck certainly isnt going to stop her. look at that rebel
>>562303931noelle is the type of person to talk with people online about how much she loves "teh baconz XD" and then start crying and apologizing when she finds out they're muslim
heartbreaking: fanart of your older fave takes away all their wrinkles and body shape and makes them look like a 20 year old
berdly with snake bitesand wings stained red by manic panicand nevershoutnever on his myspace pageand a gir stick and poke
>>562304750Unless your fave is Gerson or Carol, this is a fake post
>>562304837Berdly discovering Mr. Bungle and derailing every conversation into how much of a musical genius Mike Patton is
>>562305072imagine
>>562304930why are milf and dilf appreciators so oppressed
>>562305186>there's an area in Cyberworld that replicates this landscape 1:1>Noelle wanders there by accident, not realizing where she is at first and why there's this blooming pastoral area in Internet City at all>then it hits her and she starts hyperventilating like crazy>Kris' objective is to guide her through the area with her eyes closed, as she refuses to open them>the best part? there's nothing in the area because there's the Internet's down and the video never fully loaded
>>562304057>Goats don't use a bot to use the image thread up 12 hours before the thread will stop bumping, for one.how does doing it manually make it better
fuk u
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
>>562305750Because it's real people making real posts. If you want to read bot posts I hear reddit and twitter is good for that these days. We don't need 4chan to be 95% bots too. Also goat post sessions last for like an hour and don't use the entire image limit at the start of the thread.
goatdarkner shut up
Why does he consistently get incensed when people do the same shit he does
i'll become a goatposter too then we'll have an actual problem on our hands how about that
>>562306075Name five examples with archive links to go with them.
Why are all the threadshitters fat and in their 30s
>>562306307I'm 28.
>>562306342*38
>>562306307Broccoli heads can't afford double cheeseburgers like 30 year olds were able to 10 years ago. It's sort of tragic actually.
>>562305936"real posts" of the same images, over and over, every day. And then there's the times you just post uncensored porn.
>>562306307im rail thin and only just turned 30 :(
>>562306530>im rail thintenna, that was 10 years ago…
>>562306510Five examples with archive links, please.
>>562306530that was 100kg ago
Game softlocked just as Kris is about to play the piano in Chapter 4. I suspect it was because I was pressing [MENU] too fast? Not doing it so quickly didn't softlock it the second time
>>562306307I may be fat and in my 30s but I'm no threadshitter
>>562306843>he says this despite being on the toilet right now
>>562306641what are you even asking for? are you genuinely trying to deny that doesn't happen? while posting an avatar that you've posted many times before?
>>562307106He’s having Krautsie-level dementia
>>562307106I mostly wanted to see if you could actually point to posts you had a problem with or if you're making it up in your head. Find a single instance of me posting uncensored porn, go ahead and look for it.
maybe tasquefatty was right
>>562307390I wasn't talking about you specifically, retard
>>562306307I'm nearly in my 30s, do I also need to get fat to threadshit or is that optional
>>562307668>And then there's the times you just post uncensored porn.Who specifically were you talking about? Kind of sounds like a direct statement to me.
the games we play
>the family's fighting again
i don't really care about you guys as people with lives, ages, interests and other things can we talk about actually interesting things instead?
>>562307815BAAAASSSEEEEDD
I think I shall play some minecrap
>>562307747I was responding to a post talking about all goat posters as a whole, with yourself included. "You" refers to the unit.
>>562307851This isn't even a fight but I keep trying to make it one.
If I've dropped my BMI from 33 to 28 do I still count as a fat threadshitter
Why doesn't Tenna talk to Kris about Noelle? The kid needs a girlfriend
>>562307815I didnt realize this was new for a second. I like the tenna gifs you made
>>562308030them's fighting words
>>562307961how do you expect me to talk about something interesting while also not talking about my interests what do you take me for sisyphus
>>562308024You're not really good at this are you?
>when your sister comes back into existence but the darkness affected her body and now she has the fattest GYATT you've ever seen
>>562308281darkness goes to your heart, not your thighs
>>562308138If you fight me I will cry and give up immediately.
>>562308162i take you for a sissy pussy
>>562308191you've run out of things to say? we can be done, it's ok. this was drawing out too long anyway.
>>562308380is oke, we can undress and kiss afterwards
>>562308390you'd be at least half correct UwUnot that there's anything wrong with being a good boy
>the unemployed anons are erp'ing with each other again
>>562308431I asked you to post any kind of evidence and a direct question about your statements and all you came up with is "I wasn't talking about you, but I was talking about the other goatposters which includes you, but also you're a retard" Like what am I supposed to follow up with anon? You aren't giving me anything to work with, ergo you are bad at this. Get some practice on kraut and get back to me.
>all of this because doomerbutt can’t handle some TV action
>>562308465Can we do it before also?
>>562308895do what now? :3
>>562308943You know, it. Posting goat.
>>562308567the foot fungus has escalated so badly that it has infected their brains
>>562309076oh my lord! lewd!
Why didn't Toby just use his Ralsei doll costume billions to fund world peace? Is he stupid?
>>562309270pornography
Goat panties
>>562309456the pornography has already breached our defenses!
Oh that's right the formal gametesting for chapter 5 started yesterdayIn all this hustle and bustle and Race War I totally forgot
>>562309489>>562309516It's getting hot in here.
I'm threadshitter, /utg/'s Grim ReaperDerailing threads like it's India (Bang)I'm not a creature that'll eat ya (Nah)But I'll leave ya petrified, PeterRemind peeps of MinesweeperSpam goats then you seeth in the page 10I'll find your general, I'm a general readerNow the thread is mine, it's finders-keepersOh, hi, I'm Threadshitter (Hey)So nice, nice to meet ya (Oh)Is that the time? It's time to leaveAnd tick-tock, tick-tockDoom, doom, doom (Ha, ha)I can't stop singin' this bloody tune, tune, tune (Yeah, yeah)It's gonna make my brain go doom, doom, doom (Ha, ha)I can't stop singin' this bloody tune, tune, tune (Yeah, yeah)(Doom) Doom,doom, doom, doom (Ayy)
>>562309953This goes hard.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFOUs58nrM0
>>562309636gotta go now, hockey on the tv about to start, cya laters
>>562310242See ya around, have a good day goatbro.
>>562308791The boomer fears the newfangled colourvision technology
Crazy Fave's Auto Dealership and Youtube Stunt Channel
>>562298998high effort shitpost 8/10
>>562309094>
>>562310658clicker always sounded racist to me
>>562311328That's what Pippins call Zappers to rile them up
clicka
fucking dicersneed to be put back in their box
Stiff-button, dead-battery clicka ass
>>562294235keno is based THOUGH
>whimsical John Williams score plays
i painted a pink lil shark character and it kinda reminds me of susie
Is this supposed to be Berdly's dad
>>562312183That is a shehttps://toby.fangamer.com/comics/grillbys/Also there's the looks exactly like a big blue Berdly schoolteacher lady from the anniversary
>>562312183Berdly's Aunt Drunkina
>>562303667This guy posts on /v/ btw
>>562312175>Susie as a shark creature who can't really leave water for long, so Kris learns to swim to hang out with her more>he wait for her on the shore sometimes with a full backpack of sandwiches, knowing she hardly ever goes out to town and doesn't get a chance to taste much of anything other than fishIt's such a simple thought, but it warms my heart
>>562312528Now is this also a bird or a leezard
>>562312852
>>562312852>Susie the shark Yeah I could see it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfnHKKuKGKg
>>562313053It really is Susie-like, great job
>>562312419Then put some fucking shoes on stupid ass monster
Sharksie
>>562312419Toriel doesn't have anything on under her church gown
>>562314073sharksie's skin would squeak when she walks
>>562312175i would like to see the little shark character if its not too much trouble i mean
>>562303891well you see posting the same image of ralsei for the 500th time with the message "gote boat" is cool and funny and contributes to the thread.the tennaspam with "it's seal" was unfunny and cowardly, out to destroy thread harmony.
>>562298414 i hate vtumors said AU alphys
>>562313053>>562314470
>>562314325Ehmmmmmmm acktshually shark skin is rough
>>562314491>mad about gotes on boats from 2019 https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/266018416/#q266046393
>>562314325Gently petting Sharksie's warm rubbery nose with only her head sticking out of the water. She snorts dismissively but does not move away.
>>562314603*burps in your face*
>>562314934SHARK SKIN IS LIKE SANDPAPER ITS NOT RUBBERY AIEEEEEEEEE
>>562314603ive pet a shark but i dont remember what it felt like you could be lying
Toriel is so mad at Asgore because every time he tries to apologize to her she can smell Carol's vagina on Asgore's tongue.
Toriel is so mad at Asgore that she feeds him to the Sharksies.
>>562315054Susie had rubber ducks in her lineage
>>562315089that pathetic waste of oxygen should be me..
>>562312932lizr
I really hope that the playtest doesn't take 2 or 3 months to be complete.
>>562315294Alphys but green...
Fave becomes a Brown Lantern
>>562315056you’re mixing up stingray texture with dogfish (the small touch tank sharks) texture
>they're arguing in the old thread still
>>562315465The playtest will be three weeks but add console cert and the Japanese translation and we're looking at 6 or 7 months
>>562315816highly likely as i pet both in the same day. aquatic creatures are all so confusing to me
>development is going well
I bet anon's skin squeaks as they walk
>>562316214fave's thighs get sore because they rub together constantlyfave isn't sure why their thighs are so large compared to the rest of their body
>>562316214I am the LeatherKin.Give me your face for a lampshade.
>>562316323Fave is built for breeding and/or fat
angle n debil
>>562310658>one of the last women alive>immune>gaywelp, was nice knowing humanity and all that.
>>562316726>Straight survival skill issue is somehow the gays problem
>>562316657dat angle acute
>>562316726god, who approved of that
i miss spamton
>>562314325>>562314603>>562315056>>562315816>>562316072Fun Fish Fact #429: Shark skin is made of teeth!https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fish_scale#Placoid_scales
>>562317251probably the coolest little fact i'll learn all year tbdesu
>>562316998a jew named "Neill Druckmann" whomst'd've has twitter spergouts about le maga and stuff.>https://youtu.be/6Z8FR0ydnvQ
>>562316726you act like the girl with big arms wasnt getting taken to pound town before our very eyes. you arent afraid of girls with big arms, are you anon?
>>562317720everyone fears the gorilla.
>>562317830i for one welcome the strangulation and pelvis crushing
>>562316072no shame in enjoying multitudes of nature's splendor
I want Susie to grab my hair and force me down to her pussy, but yelp when my tongue presses against her.
>>562317985i want susie and ralsei to have a nice time in ch5 while i am "busy" with noelle.
>>562317960perhaps a bit greedy. im sure poseidon wouldnt approve
Why is Toby Fox such a gigachad?
>>562318160not a concern for the sand guardian, guardian of the sand
>>562318224for some reason he makes brown people seethe because demanding them to work on what they want themselves is as offensive as holding orgies in a church.
>>562318354dude guards rocks all day, i doubt much could bother someone so simple
>>562315897The Japanese translation is finished, and rating/certification didn't take that long last time
>>562318224Tenna said this to the pippinses
>>562316323Fave needs to lose weight
>>562297965My name is Gaster. I am your BITCH.
>whiteboard deadfml
>>562318650canon
>>562319634drawring isnt my area of artistic expression sorry
>>562319634https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/87031452-9445-6936A link to it, in case people forgot.
>>562319634>the retard shelter collapsedshame.
>>562320262but where you will live now
>>562320324flathead flats.
>>562319634sorry anon i am busy playing garrys mod
>kraut doesn't like the one thing that consistently produces original content for the threadtelly
>>562320541what does it produce?
fave has just been sat listening to nyan cat for the last 10 minutes and feeling nostalgic. fave wants to go back to 2012
>>562320578original content for the thread. can't you fucking read? lmaoo
>>562320734fave wants to go back to 2012 and caution past fave against stretching their earlobes
>>562306641If your pictures were /utg/ oc and not reposted fuzzycwitters you'd call them mid slop. Stick to bartending, Doomdoom
>>562321130Don't reply to me with such mid posts.
>>562306307i'm 32 but i don't identify as a threadshitter and i'm not fat
>>562321285>hands hidden and drawn poorlyWow, it's worse than snowdinbunfag's art. Truly 1 drawing of someone's actual fave is better than 100 drawings of trendchasing femboy furry goonslop. I'm just glad artschizo isn't around to tear the shitty art you repost into shreds. That guy was a real savage.
>tp gain reduced outside of ???what is ???
What the fuck happened in the previous thread?
>>562321736Baby don't ??? meDon't ??? meNo more
>>562321834silly little april fools day prank, haha
>>562321834Berdfag forgot to turn off his name before doing a little trolling and self deleted.>>562254672
>>562321834Tennas and Such
>>562321834tsumari
DeltaRune is really about rape. All of the themes and plot and characters and humor are all just in service to the RAPE.
I can smell the schizonigga fear from chapter 5 raping and gaping more threadshitters
Doomy seems to deem himself the arbiter of what can and can't be posted in /utg/. I'm not sure if it would be sadder if he micromods or if he's actually a janny.
humans rabu
>>562320901like what?
I have always said people are allowed to post whatever they want in the goat thread.
hey, you.be funnierbe more whimsical you fucking jerk
*unless it’s summer shart island asrielfag (based)
>>562322559i will try
Susie made Ralsei eat her out during the part of Chapter 2 where they separate from Kris.
>>562322183doomer has his moments for an irredeemable faggot.putting other faggots in their place.
>>562322642whats it like?
>>562322423>>562322441>>562322669
Make love, not war
>>562322815why not both?
>>562322721Ralsei was very slow and delicate, but because Susie is a virgin she was surprised by how good it felt.
>>562322441Me...
>>562322676based gaychad
>>562322815Peace sells but who's buying? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jnZMW8C6wA
>>562317208BUT IS YOUR [ayy]M GETTING BETTER?
i miss tenna
>Rift of the Necrodancer is getting Spider Dance and likely Muffet as a character"Muffet appearing in Deltarune" stocks have reached an all-time high
>>562322441
>>562323108I'm just surprised that Toby acknowledged a western indie dev at all
I already said this awhile ago but I'm that anon who was getting their lil sis to play undertale, we ended up finishing the pacifist route but I think we're finally ending the playthrough now, she got up to the undyne the undying fight and she's refusing to continue on after we killed her, she ended up crying so I don't think she wants to continue on the genocide route so I think we're done for a while, she was so excited to kill them all too
>>562322550sorry this is the tvthread, stop posting your offtopic oc.
>>562322483drawings. duh
Toby hid someone’s bsky comment.He is not taking this well right nos
>>562323415any you could point me to?
HE'S SO CUTE, I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
>>562323426>faggots upset a rose is too symbolical for rapechanged in the matter of 3 days>spaniards demanding a translationeat shitdidn't know toby had the same interest in pissing people off.
A Toby just flew over my house
>>562323169did she cry because it was sad or because it was hard
>>562323426>stimmyfags need to lie alreadydamn, controversy passed quick honestly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGnyQ7uJoSkthis is what dating undyne would be like
>>562323792I expected about three days and that was only because toby made the mistake of reacting at all to it.
help me whiteboardjanny. erase this blue line and you will be rewarded with 72 virgins in heaven
When the demon plap is splurtingAnd the plap is splurting brightplap up your splurt for the plapy fightWhen your splurt is slowly plapingAnd your plap lost its splurtplap up your splurt and face the plapLet's plap 'em dead into the splurtCome plap me into the splurtWith your splurt as the plapWhich shall splurt you the plapBecause I'm plapping you in the splurtWith your splurt as my plapWhich shall plap you the splurt, through the plaps
>>562323806>Alphys gets hit with the Kinniku Buster every nightIt's not fair bros
>>562259962At 216 replies this is the most replied-to post in /utg/ history, beating out >>130000000 (159 replies) and https://archived.moe/vg/thread/261332230/#261372413 (149 replies)
>>562323137
>>562323963whoops that was me on accident sorry I erased it
>>562323071THEN SHOOT BETTER!!!
>>562324075thanks baby
>>562324060
>>562323735Sad, she got super attached to the characters over the past few weeks so actually killing them got to her, I'll see if she wants to continue on in like a week time but seeing her cry over it was surprising desu, she was so hyper this morning to kill them too
>>562324015and all it took was 2 really dedicated autists posting over the course of several hours i want to be mad over it but quantity has a quality of its own
>>562323970gem
>>562324015Bot posts are fake engagement, I remember the actual posts that got the most replies from the real /utg/ when the thread was still alive.This is about as impressive and cool as that guy that refreshed the booru thousands of times. https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/402352831/#q402363085
>>562323469you've been pointed to them already. they're on the whiteboard. it's a public drawing interface.
>>562324518You keep saying bots but you have literally no evidence of that. It's just something you made up.
>>562324428its fine and I'm happy for tennafags and I hope they don't stop posting sexy tennas for fear put of making people mad. it was just a goof
>>562324015It's even more than the 188 Sans Posts
>>562324403that's really sweet
i'm still sad at sweet cap'n cakes for having no lasting impact in the gamemaybe if they had been a bit more involved in snowgrave
>>562324582Was there a single intelligent reply? It was just a bunch of AI spam. I'd hate to imagine the real human being doing that.
Is doomer really this much of a aids ridden faggot or is this a berdfag false flag?
>>562324428By my count it was at least 3, I posted fish Tenner.>>562324518You're so insistent on people having fun being botposting it makes me think you're projecting. A single thread April Fool's gimmick sounds less botty than posting the same images and canned responses day in and day out, but what do I know? Keep feeding attention to your fellow balding euroid/amerifat 30+ year old trolls, that'll show them to stop replying to you.
>>562324754They simply suffered from the same thing all the other Cyber World NPCs did which was having nothing to do and especially no scenes with Queen
>>562324645>soulful community content >>562324015>robotic threadshitting annoyance
>>562324757how is a photo of tenna with a variation of >it's real less of an intelligent reply than a photo of asriel with a variation of >gote
>>562288621I mean, how is Toby going to push troon shit in languages that don’t have gender neutral pronouns?
>>562324561>he tries to advertise the usefulness of his meta-community>he posts mettatroonyou were so close to convincing me.
>>562324561>posting my unfinished doodle to reply to threadshitter baitpls no ily but no *kisses your forehead* you dont have to live like this
>>562324518real oldfigs reminisce about the times when the thread was five times slower than it is now
>>562325002you're right... im better than this...
>>562324645i'm howling at this retarded shit, thanks anon
>>562324015Is thisIs this the dossier
>>562325012im a newfag and i reminisce about this
>>562324869the rest are all common enemies, the addisons had spamton to piggyback off, the rest of npcs are just one offs, werewerewire wasn't that relevant to begin with, and somehow tasque and swatch got away with it to some degree eventough they're the same...i wonder why...hmmmmmmm
>>562324371I love kiddos!
>>562325190It would be if I cared about and could keep track of thread personalities but I don't and I can't
>>562324869Chapter 2 was so poorly designed. The game improved so much once he had a team.
>>562325438chapter 3 was awful to play
>>562324963If someone drew Asriel being raped as a baby would you like that more
pedo sans who came a bit too late to do the joke be like: >>562325314
>>562325486chapter 3 has horrendous replay value. tedium: the chapter
stupids
>>562325486Chapter 3 was way more fun than chapters 1 and 2 to actually play because it had actual area design and exploration instead of just hallways with cutscenes
>>562323426kwab
>>562324963that wasn't me I usually the dreemurrs on the whiteboard
>>562325509not really.but i can imagine you have that on standby.
So I found out today that Toby hates browns and wants them all to die. What's up with that?
>>562324869That's not really an issue exclusive to the Cyber World. The weather duo were about as memorable as the SCC, and those two didn't even get their own music, nor did they get dialogue portraits so you could actually tell which one of them was talking when they're both on-screen.
>>562325340Are there cocks in your files
>>562325554Exploring to find the tropic of love was a massive waste of time. Not even remotely close to capturing the feeling of playing the original Zelda.
>>562325559i personally dont understand the togore-shit but that's alright.
>>562325571But you posted it before. Why wouldn’t you like it now?
>>562325694Only ones that were uploaded directly into the thread before 2017
Wow I just found out that Toby pissed off Latinx America and Al Andalusia, what happened?
>>562325720I like him. what's there to understand lol
>>562325509anyone saw that comic of hyper futa toriel raping baby asriel multiple times? i hate how fucking ugly they look in that comic
>>562325801The Spanish inquisition happened and caused the game to get delayed again.
>>562325702Producer-san had to cut the fun gang sex scene along with most of board 3, sorry.
People complain about the zelda segment in chapter 3 and ignore the fact it's literally just reskinned normal gameplay and has MORE interactive elements than the overworld.>Your team members actually walk around and do things.>Dialogue happens in real time as you do things.>Fights happen by bumping into enemies just like the usual dark worlds>Has varied puzzles also like the dark worlds
>>562325827the why>>562325726but, but, but.put a sock in it.nobody cares what you think.
>>562325889I’ve only seen what kraut posted and admitted was him.
>>562325950i like the zelda parts the rest of the ch is shit tho
>>562326028>deflectingtelly
>>562325702my problem was even the zelda dungeons were more basic than even the simplest of zelda dungeons.like if you're going to do an homage at least put a bit more effort into it so it actually feels like i'm playing a zelda dungeon
>>562325801The Latinxes were slightly annoyed about no merch in South America and then the Undertale world tour didn't have any South American concerts and then Toby made a post about how OFF has a Japanese translation despite it also having Spanish and Portuguese translations which made it look like he's absolutely obsessed with Japan at the expense of the entire rest of the world (which is true) and psychotically racist (not necessarily true but slander is fun)Then he made a post where he said there's no Spanish or Portuguese translation because he doesn't know those languages even though the Japanese translation was made before he knew Japanese which didn't go over so well so now there's a race war on
>>562324697I know right? I was around her age when I first played undertale too so I wanted something for us to play together since she's one of those kids that play roblox mainly, I don't want her growing up playing only that when the rest of her siblings grew up playing actual games so I'm trying my best to introduce her to games I think she'll enjoy, I even got her to play ecco the dolphin of all things.Her crying during it reminded me too much of myself, I wonder what the hell she'll be like when she discovers all the undertale aus or even deltarune, I'll try and get her to finish the genocide route before I get her to play it but I'm thinking it might be a better idea to get her to watch a youtube video of it instead, I'll try to do it before chapter five comes out so she'll have time to be excited for it too
>>562326028You mean you didn’t post that rape drawing?
>>562326160which one? you gotta be more precise about that.there's a lot of rape in my folder.
>>562326115this.I've been saying this for days now the issue isn't that toby doesnt know spanish or cares abiut his autistic MASTERPIECE but it's jus that it's extremely annoying how much he sucks up japan every waking hour and how hard he tries at being japanese
>>562326221The one we’ve been talking about silly
>>562326109Even the original dungeon theme slapped harder than glaceir did. Maybe it's an effect of trying to recreate a nes game that's still supposed to feel like a video game does when Deltarune is barely more complicated than the retro games that inspired it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMssCMqMHuk
>>562326118its sad that she cried but that shows you know she's going to have fond memories of undertale for life lmao. it's very sweet of you to show her games, I wish my siblings did that for me as a kid.
>>562326314i don't know what you're talking about.i'm just having a chat.
>>562325950>interrupts what you're doing to make you play guitar hero>interrupts your guitar hero to make you play jump manNOTHANKYOU
>>562325950The only problem with the Zelda segment is no save files combined with the stress of having to do a perfect run of it and not fuck up the minigame at the end just makes it an entirely unenjoyable experience. Also no save files and more interactivity spikes cortisol because you have to replay the entire board just to see what would happen if you pick the bow vs the body spray.
i wanna have sex with sans
>>562326115Maybe if Latinxes want concerts and merch they shouldn't live in crime infested shit holes with no infrastructure and the money to actually make providing these services profitable.
>>562326406It’s ok grandpa, let’s get you to bed
the whole game should have been the zelda parts like the entire game is just one big retro styled game where you walka round solving puzzles and fighting battles in a retro-- undertale, I'm just thinking of undertale. never mind.....
>>562326115I didnt actually care lol
>>562326409Guitar Hero even had three buttons on the easiest mode that could be played by babies. It was way too easy to clear.
>>562324015Now THIS struck a nerve
>>562326441why are you talking like the US is some utopia that never sees crime or murderer?
dopamine: resistedserotonin: inhibitedcortisol: spikedIt's gaming time.
>>562326532you want to play shovel knight? >>562326563i remember getting gh3 as a kid and straight up falling asleep whilst playing bulls on parade easy mode. should've gone with 4
>>562326681as a mater of fact yes shovel knioght sounds great right about now
>>562326681Sabotage was also criminally easy. Rap Rock didn't really need that much representation for not having a Linkin Park song.
>>562326416>Also no save files and more interactivity spikes cortisol because you have to replay the entire board just to see what would happen if you pick the bow vs the body spray.This is me, I just want more save points
>>562326668i didn't mention murder and i'm not american baka
is saving and loading the same as time travel?
>>562327065murder is a crime, idiot
>>562326668Chile murder rate - 6.3Argentina - 3.8Paraguay - 7.6USA - 18.6
Undertale/Deltarune?
58 filtered kraut and kraut orbiter posts
>>562327097Not according to the Chrono games. It's either magic or an insane rogue AI using technology to collect data and brainwash npcs, canonically.
ESL Berdbrap got fed to the Argentinian dogs
>>562327374dude you cant say that. chrono is in my backlog and has been installed for like 4 months
yall just be sayin shit
>>562327529its called a verbal tic
>>562327376cherdley
The Spanish translation debacle isn't addressing the real question though, what’s the canonical dialect?
>>562327097I think it's more like how saving and loading actually works, all the shall we say "objects" and "variables" are rolled back to where they were when you saved rather than Frisk/Kris getting plucked back to a previous point in time
>>562325669Lanino and Elnina are way more memorable than Shit Crap'n Cakes
>>562327614English
>>562327692it could stand to be more like an uchikoshi game where the player's own learned experiences play in to the narrative
Fave found an old peanut under his desk, he took out the hairs sticking to it and ate it. It was soft(or so he says)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRH8ij6-Icw
i tried to impregnate fave but all of its ovums ate and chewed up my sperm alive
Kris Beam!Kris Flash!Kris Crush!
>>562327097It's a very particular kind of time travel
>>562327969>*walks off with an ovum-shaped belly*
>>562327969>the eggs dodge all the sperms>instead of a pregnancy, fave now has full TP
>>562324015WE DID IT!
>>562327968you got anything in 3/4?
What if Gaster's real name is Gabriel and Michael is his ex boyfriend that he had a falling out with
>>562327968goes hard
>>562328169I typed in "deltarune waltz" and got thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cDRvSa3bfk
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
>>562328020Kris Munch!
>>562327968>entry of the gladiators carnival motifYeah, more of that.
>>562293452I'll post this here too fuk itgod I'm bored
>>562328492this is pretty. thanks much~
>>562328670very nice
>>562328670cute, spideer is making me think of a literal deer tick
>>562328592FUCK I had a picture of Kris and Catti as itty bitty children eating pie and Kris has an entire tin in their mouth or something but I can't FIND IT I've MISPLACED IT and it was one of my FAVORITES
Toby Fox twitter bullying still going strong. When will it stop?Should Toby apologize and start seeking localization options?
>>562329064deer tick Noelle offering you keylime pie at her baked goods stand
>>562329172toby does not negotiate with terrorists
>>562328670That cunt in the skirt looks tight
>>562329190>the color drains from Kris' face after she asks if they get it, mouth currently full
>>562328670>carol actually being a motherthe idea makes my stomach feel weird
>>562329190idgi
>>562329621keylyme disease
>>562329621Deer ticks transmit an illness called Lyme disease, which can be very serious if not treated. It was named after the town of Lyme that had the first recognized nasty outbreak. Imagine betting fucked up so hard by a bug the disease gets named after you