Previous: >>562283186>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDMain Story Act 1, Finale Part 1 now AvailableCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Satono Diamond (3*), Mejiro Bright (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Zenno Rob Roy (Speed), SSR Curren Chan (Wit), SSR Marvelous Sunday (Guts), SR Curren Chan (Speed)Current CM: Pisces Cup - Hanshin Turf 3200m>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/05 - Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*), Symboli Rudolf (SSR), Sirius Symboli (SSR)04/05 - Ligne Droite Story Event04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Sakura Bakushin O (3* alt), North Flight (3* alt), SSR Daring Tact, SSR Daring HeartNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
Digitan LOVE
Mambo!
gyaru shika katanhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=JQyNTKyMODw
Frontkeks are getting uppity again, how do we put them back in their place?
>>562297350just accel them
5 more days desuwa
Did any mambo mains quality for finals A? Never saw one win
>>562297350Just overtake them.
>End closer hit a perfect radiant starillegal desu
>>562297292When are they getting Yanko to sing that song
>>562297365I cant die so early in the morning
What's up with OG Maru? How come she autowins anything?
Well, this might be the second easiest CM so far with my soulless F2P comp
Guys, I need an advice.I'm a free-to-play poorfag, and in this event obviously I won't be able to buy every useful item on the shop (the hell were they thinking to let us play only 5 days with Trackblazer only?).I'm not sure what to let it go.... anyone knows if the hint books will be always this scarce in the game, or if they will be more takeable in the future?
>>562297350You put us in first place where we belong while you rot at ninth.
reminder that the game will only get worse from now on
>>562297554The books are in the shop every month
>>562297350Remind them.
>>562297554>free-to-play poorfagYou should work harder and clear the events. Hehe if you must.
>>562297554They get updated once a month in the shop, you should be able to buy them with friends points.If you want to get the best of this aptitude test, only get the carats and the shards. Then the cheapest books.
How am I supposed to do parent runs in mant? Just race all G1s possible and speed through everything else?
>>562297594how can i trick a jeet to send me google gift cards
>>562297626Id run for my life too if I saw that monstrosity with freak proportions behind me
>>562297672run g2/g3 just like how you do it in URA parent runs. for shops just buy everything every 6 resets.
>>562297391We'll be getting Mackie shards soon from the event, i hope you are not doing her daily race...
>>562297538Better than working something I should be doing desu. Way better actually, I desperately need to be pampered and umapyoi'd by the gentle deredere umas.
>>562297602Yeah, but only a few of them - it takes a fuckton of time to raise decently some abilities' hints.I hoped they would be more obtainable in the future.Thanks a lot for your answer anyway
>>562297269KILL THE FUCKING FLATLINER HE DOES NOT LOVE MAMBO
>>562297350Remind them they have 1 year left to live
>>562297350
buy the fucking glow sticksfucking slaves
quality of this thread was plummeted alot, not seeing much good gooning material anymore
>>562297763I already got all of the shards from the test shop. If you mean the Osaka Hai rewards, then those will give her garbage alt's shards.
>>562297416she's doing her bestmun!
>>562297554eventually they start raining books but i don't know when
How many guaranteed stats do you get from the twinkle series racing and epilogue?
>>562297638Ok perfect, I should be able to take in a few time all the Caraats, the shards and the Uma Musume's star fragments - starting by then I'll take the books I will be able to afford, starting by the cheaper ones.Thanks a lot for your kind answer
not telling
>>562297958post her umanko stats and skills
Honestly, I think I'll take Narita Brian and Symboli Rudolf's stars over the books in the aptitude test shop, it saves me 20 days of daily legend races to achieve both and the books are too expensive
>>562297672the same as ace runs except your deck is worse, you click hints instead of good trainings sometimes, and maybe race a few more times than normal
Rice rape
Give me libertyGive me fireGive me a whole year without any strong horses so I can farm winsOr I retire
>>562298041ei ei mun!
>no one ever gives a shit about a trainer being kidnapped in Gold Ship's story>mcqueen: how unfortunate, you're on your own?Not even a report to Tazuna or the higher ups?What?Did I miss a page?
Rice still hasnt spooked meand nishino flower is a must have
Again, Anon, Dia or Kita? Pick your poison.
>>562297994At 50 rb and with the big hammer each race is 20 of each stat and you get a bonus 10 in each stat for placing first in the series. So 70 total.
reason why dd is a dogshit skill for double front
>>562297769Id drag you away from work and make you finish what you started if I could
>>562298135Trainees kidnapping their trainers is a regular occurrence and is something that Tracen unofficially endorses.
>>562298130>pacemore like based, the late race velocity skill spam meme is real
>trapped in group A because I got lucky 3 wins and cannot even qualify for group b finalsim gonna leech in the club now
>Twinkle Series shop refreshTHANKS OBAMA
the small hammer is better than big hammer...
>>562298058(you) rape
>>562298147Just hope that she spooks you if you're rolling for Nishino
>>562298283hope you paid the 30 carats for an extra attemptliterally get lucky once to get B finalsif you don't you get absolutely nothing
>>562298262More trainer x uma pairings = more future uma students = more funding from Japan
>>562298296@gruma, is this trvke?
The biggest oversight with Kitasan Black is that she's unbelievably sexy. I can't go on a hour of my day without thinking about plowing that tight horse ass. I'd kill a man in cold blood just to spend a minute with her crotch grinding against my throbbing manhood as she whispers terribly dirty things to me in her cheerfully ambiguous accent.
>>562298327YES!
>>562297923The orb has spoken
No! Nishino, please...! Not again...!
>>562298262tracen did their research and found that the rate of kidnappings increases when nishino flower is on campus
almost at max followers!
>>562298283Ganbatte. I was in your shoes until finally I got lucky. It's monumentally shit that you can be too good in round 1 and get sent to group A and then fail to qualify for any finals. It should just kick you down to B finals.
>>562298514Buhi scum
>>562298283I got lucky 3 wins too and got reverse swept twice after being up 2-0 by end closer faggots. You can do it if you play in lazy wageslave hours anon, I believe in you
Day2 will be better
>>562298667but anon...I am a wageslave......
>>562298565I just got a lucky parent, got like 400 followers the past two weeks because of itstill only getting 25-30 borrows from my support card per day because it's kitasan
>run so bad I made an A rank Kitasan
Be careful bwosThere's a cracked long S Bakushin in group AMy Golshi just barely edged out a win
how marvelous can a damn sunday really be
>>562298186You're supposed to use it with PD. PD+DD lets your front be the one blocking instead like that Smaru otherwise DD just leads you into a block like a retard.
>>562297554We actually got skill books way early than JP server. Just have fun bro
>>562298790Physically impossible to make anything lower than S in mant thoughbeit
>>562298863you'll understand once she gives you a paizuri in her magic dimension
>>562298790>A in MANTon god? no cap?
>>562297672If you dont give a shit about white sparksYes, I just pick up those speed weights and 40-60% bonus along the way.
>>562298804>long S bakushinhow autistic you have to be to make that?
>>562298863
>>562298790Not A+?Are you sure?Flat A seems bullshit
>>562298864Isn't DD the one that makes you swing out
>>562298895>>562298987what the heck?? is THIS what it's all about???
Super Creek is serving
I just realized any honse can do a McQueen suicide run in MANT
>>562299131was there anyone who couldn't before?
>>562298892>>562298927>>562298927My parents suck so my Kitasan often suffers from either low stam or low strength so I haven't been able to get her to S rank, fell behind with the team sirius card and the rng wasn't good on both summer events, ended up with Kita having +B and C skills by the end of senior year. Somehow she still won the twinkle series.
HOEH
Turbo...when...
How do I change the test type for the Aptitude test bwos?
>>562299204Their objectives are usually further into the career, Kitasan for example has a few more turns to meet her fan goals
>>562299283bwo....
>>562298892Nah, I made A honse too. A lot of mood downs, COMPLETELY empty summer both times, etc
>>562299290I see, so you just waste a few extra turns huh. Stop posting umas pointing up acting like their smart or you'll get raped.
Finally I got every SR from the pool MLB'd
https://poal.me/2y91j3Whats horse pussy like compared to a ningen pussy
>>562299204you can clock a raceyou can't clock a fan
>>562299396Their'ye*
>TT ace run>KSB didn't give me Professor>Finemo didn't give me Speed StarWell god damn. Is she even better than my old A+ Ace (Has Radiant Star)?
>>562298892Have you tried Urara without a buhi deck as soon as MANT is available to everyone
Rebricked (A+) has three spots available for April if you're looking for a club. Ignoring the shitposts, we're really just a comfy chill club, so don't be scared to join! >25mil monthly (up 5mil because of MANT)>don't flatline (unless you already hit 25m)>that's literally it Reply with your ID or apply in game with the magic word in your profile
>>562299517I see, I made a mistake. You should get raped for that
>umadash is S-rankwhat the FUCK
>>562299539facing off against higher rated opponents also gives more pointsshe's better, but you should still remake her when you have the time with more golds
what parents for medium
>>562299635Thanks
Please stop posting lust provoking umas
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>562299636NYOpera and the best accel parent your uma can use.
>>562299623oy vey! deploy ze /uma/club agents....
>>562299608I'm not sure I follow...
>>562299636moving past / pump some iron / A&S for accels u=ma2 for tachyon
>>562299681>he said that posting the biggest succubus
Please...just let me pop multiple hints...
>training fronts>digitan shows up and gives me free uzbekistan>training lates>digitan nowhere to be seen
>>562299686I am saying this
>>562299737nohere is your +6 speed or whatever
For the event shop, the priority is:-Rainbow, Gold shards>Skill books from most expensive to least>Whatever else you want
>>562299734there's nothing on herit's like a straight line everywhere and I won't be convinced otherwiseI'm a visual learner btw
>>562299717>>562299690for ryan specifiallyso late medium
>>562298397Thoughts on if she was 2-3x larger than you?
Say it
>>562299830>ryaneither memebuild with dober, or get two velocity inherits
>>562299734
>>562299797POPPING CLOCKS TO KEEP HAVING MORNING SEX WITH MEEKU
i think ill just retire to open league until MANT ends
What's the best mile+medium schedule?
>>562299716You are getting raped
>>562299756>not getting it from a rogue pearl event
>>562299797I was asking a question but lost my train of thought. Is this right? I'm pretty low on event points.
>>562299830Dober's and Rudolf's and Oguri's and NYOpera's and may Gold help you build a Ryan ace.
>>562299896hahahaha
>>562299896you won'tpussyyou just want attention
>>562299912you either run Triple Crown route or you're Mare
>>562299841Still would.
>>562299896it's extremely easy to make A finals though
>>562299841>that smileHow is such an innocent smile seducing me? This makes it even better though blow jobs would crush my soul
Go eat something sweet.
>>562300130fuck you N
>>562299841bet she'd feel really good with my entire arm up her coon
nani? yasen?
>>562297416I came across one with a 36% winrate. I was really surprised.
She is so fucking adorable
>>562299987I'm what?
>>562300130Is KFC covered in honey considered a sweet snack?
>>562299875memebuildwhy
why do ccs not even play the game
>>562299912The triple tiaraNHK Mile/Yasuda/Mile ChampHanshin J.F/Victoria Mile/Double Queen ElizabethAutumn Tenno, Japan Cup, Arima Kinen (IF Long B)Fill the rest at you pleasure
What do we do about the dotoposter problem?
>>562299841standing_cunnilingus
>>562300229i think it's way too much acceleration, you're going from 0.4 to 0.6. personally I prefer having two velocity inherits but you do you anon.
>>562300231xhe already spends 10 hours a day on jp give xhe a break
GUESS YOU'D BETTER GET WELL SOON!
>>562300210bend over
>>562300401nyooooooo
How consistent is OYL proc in long races?
>almost forgot to do sprint missionsGet your 150 carats anons
>>562299826my image of Suzuka was forever tained when I found out that Marinka did lewd and yuri ASMRs
so did people realise that sasami gives the most sp out of any card yet
when i grow up i wanna be just like tokai teio
>>562300306what dotoposter problem?
>>562300571oh no how terrible, got any links?
>>562300335what if your ryan is in 5th so she can't pump?
>>562299997Based.>be Kitasan’s trainer>while her height is still something you’re getting used to, she’s more or less like your everyday uma>one day, after some pretty rigorous Guts training, Kitasan wanders back over to you and kneels down>she’s done this before, where she anticipates for you to pat her head>it’s cute so you don’t mind it at all>however, as you reach up and out towards her, she pulls you in to a massive hug>her long arms, slender yet firm with muscle, wrap themselves around your back>face pressed in to her chest and with her head resting upon the top of her head, you can really feel the heat coming off of her>she squeezes you a little tighter before letting go standing back up>”Alright! I’m recharged and ready for more training, Torena!”>her wide and bright smile is almost in complete contrast with the deep red her cheeks are flushed with
>>562297836which one?
I ship Dotoposter and Chiyoposter
>>562300543I'm getting my Curren star pieces
>>562300703 i didn't really consider the problem since most of the rooms are vbobo/smaru + xoguri + 1. if you're concerned about that then go ahead and get dober as inherit, personally i don't believe in it
Basashi is looking for 3 members this month.No quota, just trade shoes and be active. Flatliners get executed at the end of the month.Send request with /uma/ or post ID for invite
>>562299481And yet I clock Curren"sisters" all the time...
>>562300536don't
>>562299623Soon...
>>562300916>No quota>Flatliners get kickedSo there is quota
You are in group A finals, right?
>>562300916What counts as being activeWhat counts as flatlining
Spent 3 hours trying to figure out how to play modded BroodwarI still need to kick like 5 club members
>>562301020The cosmonarchy thingy?
fuck you danchudANOTHER FLATLINED DAY FOR YOU
>>562300793
>>562301008
>>562301074i will never kick him
>>562301008Is there a way to listen to soundposts on mobile or is this my punishment for phoneposting
>>562301074based aquintis
>UmaDASH AND Dacchis are S clubs nowTB finally killed global...
>>562301058Yeah, that one. Binge watched some youtube videos and downloaded it. Windows defender gave me a warning but it seemed to be a nothingburger.The first mission is giving me a headache
>>562301125you don't kick anyone nigga
>>562301120gentildonna would not cry
I LOVE YOU DANCHOUUUUUUUU
Why is Seeking The pearl such a menace in MANT?
>>562301008Yeah? And I am going to eat shit because I was just lucky today for some stupid reason
>>562301204why did i read genitalonna
>>562301319She isn't. Taiki Shuttle, Nishino and Akebono in mile tho
invest in Med-Long schedule
>>562301319i’m gonna be seeking her eggs if you’re picking up what i’m putting down
>>562301008It's really easynow, to not go 3rd, that's hard
seems like S rank is 90million at a minimum per member
>>562301385can confirm nishino flower rapes me on the daily
maruzensky cellulite
>>562300686you can easily find it with google, I mean, it's not some terrible secret or anything
>>562301527she’s a runner
Why won't they let me do aptitude test for Unity this is bullshit even if I need to do 2 unity runs to get MANT scores it would still be 20 minutes faster
end the chain early and get playtime is overor take the energy nuke and get it's on?
>>562301756PTO
>>562300987>>562301010Don't be off more than 2 weeks and your monthly fan curve should have a positive slope at the end of the month
>>562301008yep, but pic related will be me at A finalsonly one 3/5, one 2/5, a 1/5, and a 0/5
>>562301008oh ye-yeah totally
>expected nothing from MANT and wing it>got into A finals>got 3 stamina Oguri with mediumI have no idea how to react to this
I've decided my teams for the next 3 cms, can I finally use redshift again for pace?
>>562301974cm12 no, cm13 yes
BROS, CAN SHE COMPETE IN ARIES CUP?
I get how to make SS runk now but how do I make Ug
>>562301974Not Aries, mandatory in Taurus
Year2 will be better
>>562302009>stamina to spareIf you don't queue into a front heavy lobby, yes.
>>562301385nta but seeking the pearl is usually my biggest threat in the junior mile races. dober and sirius in comparison are jobbers.
>BROS, CAN SHE (win button metaslop googoo baby ahh userbase uma) COMPETE IN ARIES CUP?
>>562302043Seiun Sky is so FUCKING C U T EFUCK
>>562302009whyd you buy gourmand you dumb nigger
>>562302009>gold recoverywhy tho
>>562302043>making the ichiban girl do the #2 signevil
>>562301008my hero tamachud carried me
>>562302001Red Shift is so fucking worthless, what a garbage skill. If the final corner doesn't start within 50m of the last spurt, it's almost a complete waste of SP. The number of tracks it works on are practically nil.
I deserve to be raped by kitachan, I need it
>haha yes i will have enough energy for a wit click next tu->Lovely Racing Weather *musical note*
Kitasan wouldn't rape you
>>562302678B-but its rape festival!!
Hello friends!!
>>562302782Hello pedophile
>takes back the energy she gave you earlier>+1 Prepared to Pass
Dia warms the penis, but Kita definitely warms the heart
>>562301008Barely made it in, my WRs are almost as bad as they were during Aquarius
>>562302782hello babydacchi
>>562302483There must be something wrong with me, everyday I am craving Tazuna and Maruzensky more and more. I'm getting hungry
>>562302782
>>562302896based Santa Biwa player, good on ya for not giving up
>you can still get stat on your capped stat after racedumbest shit
>>562302774>>562302629>I WANT TO BE RAPED BY KITASANThat's not how it works you fucking idiot. You can't 'want' rape, otherwise it's not rape. Because of your stupidity I hope you get raped by Ryan.
>>562302934>adult women fetish
>>562303007raping Teio while she can't fight back because of her fractured leg
do you guys go for walks?
>>562303106
I dont get itWhy is Ramonu that granny looking hag is a top 2 beauty uma and its canon?!https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-ZogfsBsq40?feature=share
>>562302934I think that’s implying the exact opposite, actually
>>562303007I CAN AND I WILL, GO ON AND STOP ME YOU BASTARDKITACHAN RAPE MEEE NOW
If I want to build an xoguri for BOTH of the next medium CMs, do I not take uma2? and I take... uh... red shift? for the second one?(I'm a lazy fuck and starting to get burnt out)
>>562303225Bourbon is so fucking pretty
behold the 3 hottest umamusumeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbprhhrQ3rI
>>562303208ramonu is so fucking ugly
>>562303225Take 777 and uma2 for both, redshift+sfv (both of them) also for cm13, look for a maruzensky/taiki parent with a tachyon grandparent
>>562303225oguri looks so fucking goofy, it's impossible for her to be sexy
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
Apparently jobber hours just doesn't exist anymore. Went with the usual SEA and jobber hours and everyone that I fought with are still with SS umas
>>562303414Bow, that is why she is sexy tho
This fucking dogshit game.
>>562303115Yes, every day. Where I live it's practically part of the culture.
>>562303478nick valentine lookin ass
>>562303490SEA jobber hours is 6-7 hours ago
>>562303519won't miracle cure heal all conditions at once?
>>562303519bro your nice natie 2nd chain?
>>562303490SS is base level for uma rn, S+ aren’t functional
>>562303478Prove it.
>>562302975She may have only won once so far in Round 2 but it makes it all worth it
Is there any club recruiting a poor refugee like me?
>>562303570I also queued around that time. I still fought with SS umas. Only difference is few fronts>>562303625>S+ aren’t functionalI'll accept my Group B then
>>562303664My club did good last month. Im sticking with them.
sakura pitono o
>>562302009You need nimble/NSM to catch up to good Fronts, you don't need Gold recoveries either
>>562303664Basashi has 3 free spots. Comfy B+ club.
*gives you +5 mood*
>>562303650why are you using brian instead of tickezo
>>562303906Noone likes Tickezo.
>>562303683I fought with some A+ mixed during that time, maybe theres just alot of overlapping queue and you got the worst of itMaybe you queue with californians while I queued with actual SEAMaybe the priority is geographic location first instead of total rng. Does anyone know?
>need speed>Creek shows up on stamina for the 7th training in a row>Kitasan nowhereP-please creek stop...
>>562303527damnthat's wild
europeans will really say shit like "yeah in my country walking around outside is part of the cutlure"
>>562303963You can always count on mommy.
>>562304067americans be like “i’m american!”
>>562300571>Super Creek, the mommy character>VA does a lot of mommy ASMRMy image of Super Creek has improved.
>>562304067Muh walkable cities wouldnt complain about gas prices now right?
Americans will be "So imagine a burger"
>>562304164
I honestly want to impregnate Super Creek
>>562304067It legitimately is in some countries though. It's always been weird to me how little most Americans move and how they use their cars for even the shortest distances.
>>562304264I could go for a burger right now actually.
anyone notice that playing umamusume pretty derby practices mental arithmetic
>>562304067FATASS
What are they plotting
>>562304478No not really. I don't think.
>>562304537how to un-clone themselves
>>562304618which one is the real one
>>562304450If it wasn't scheduled to rain until Sunday I'd be grilling
>>562304683that’s part of their discussion
>>562304478Keep playing Umamusume and you might even be able to add and subtract numbers with three digits.
>Finally get around to reading Winning Ticket's story>It's a new day!>Oh look, today I get to Legend Race Tickezo!>Dahby came in second by a distanceSNIIIIIIFFFF. Smells like shattered dreams.
>>562303664>Unread bubblesI hope you remain clubless.
Thread is deader than my grandma
>>562304892shoutouts to this poster’s grandmagreat lay
>>562304849Noone can do that. That's like trying to calculate with letters or %. You can only ask Grok for that.
>>562303527>Walking>Culture What does that even mean? It's not "culture" to fucking use your legs like evolution intended. Jesus Christ please get a real hobby.
>>562304992I can smell the grease in this post
>>562304992Are you retarded? It means that lots of people are doing it. So much so, that it's considered typical for a country.
Let me guess.... You NEED more....
>>562304992ok tanner hope your private medical supplier has a clearance sale on mobility scooters soon
>>562304968I have to get someone else to ask Grok for me because I don't understand these newfangled computers
>>562304537Whatever it is we will stop them
>>562304441It's because in America walking a mile to the store is like walking through a mile of hell. Zero shade, no trees except scraggly ones cut back by landscapers. Cars and trucks zooming past you constantly going 70 mph so you have no peace and the air smells like gas. Also sometimes there's no even a sidewalk.
wholesome sex with umas
>>562305181Get off the internet and back to training, Wonder Acute. How did you even figure out how to get here?
what are the stam reqs for cm12?
>>562304067>muh walkable city>grabs a 15 minute metro instead of walking for 20 minutesThat's what gets me
>>562305383900+2 golds
aieeeeeee dober took my UG virginity
>>562305065>>562305118>>562305156>When you have no identity whatsoeverAt least black people make shit up about being kings of Egypt. Can't you guys do that instead of talking about walking? I'm sure Finland or whatever has some kind of actual culture... Right?
>>562305429>UGh!
>>562305436>Finland
>>562305576kek
Be nice to the retard now
>>562305429She looks so bratty about it even there...
>>562302001>>562302041What do I use then?
>>562305576UG... men...
hehtwo rounds of 0-5B group here i come
Why do doberposters desperately crave dick?
>>562305436Obviously there's a ton of aspects in every culture. Noone said that this is the only thing that defines their country. That Anon also said "practically part of the culture", so it might've just been a figure of speech.I genuinely don't understand why something like walking gets you so mad. Are you okay, Anon? Do you want to talk about something?
>>562305765Dober, would you settle for my SS...
>>562305780You need a win to enter B group gwo
Happy Birthday, Lala! May you one day realize that Orfevre isn't that cool and you don't have to worry about embarrassing yourself in front of her.
>>562304450
>yikes men>masturbates to her trainer a lot>makes smut about it too?
>>562305912Don't try to dodge the question you perfidious slavic dog.
No, you are not a torena. No, you can't marry nor have sex with the uma. You are a grown ass man. So start acting like one.
Someone's upset they got rejected
>>562305429>>562305765disgusting moids
>>562305953Correct, also Happy Birthday Lala-chan
>>562306054>grown ass manMaya don't look
>>562305920ugh, so desperate
>>562306027It's okay, Super Creek still loves you.
What the fuck is going on?
>"Alright, I won't goon today, I'll fan farm for dancho!">"Lets open the uma thread">search catalogue for "um">first result is arknights general>picture of some anime girl's stinky stocking feet as OPs-sorry dancho... it'll only be an hour this time, I promise...
>>562305436fat fuck lmao
>>562297135Oh Haythere, anons.Our club has one free spot, please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
pace or late c. oguri for next cm
>>562306263whiter than you, ahmed
>>562306130>>562305765
What crown name got the most concentrated amount of torena cock lust
dober looks like she has nice soft thighs
Because of that post, I will go for a walk
>>562306336pace
>>562306189The usual. Some fatso mad about people walking, Dober posters craving cock. Stego Anon really, really, really loving Stego.
>>562305996Womem dropping feministic and misandristic views when entering a relationship is not unheard of
>>562306375Taiki isn't a slut
dober really isn't as bitchy as you guys make her out to be in her career
>>562306534we reduce all characters to only their most noticeable trait
>>562306375After race paizuri
I wish I was Mejiro McQueen so trainer would use my sweaty clothes to masturbate in front of me
>>562306534i know this yet i will continue doing it
>>562306534i’m well aware but i think the flanderisation is funny
>finally replace my 1.5 year old usb cable>phone charges 20% in 30 minutes againTime to do MANT fr fr
>>562306520no they usually get worse and just abuse their boyfriends and then go online and find reasons to justify their behavior instead of addressing anything. god i hate women.
>>562306534Most avatarfags don't even own the umas they post with
>>562306385Nice ass, but what the hell is that thing in the mirror
Can we go back to club drama? Thread is very gay right now
THE DIRECTOR JUST TURNED MY FREE PULL INTO A SATONO DIAMONDTHANK YOU DIRECTOR
Need Kitasan wife
>>562306789dober impregnation is the manliest thing you can possibly ever do
dober dober umanko lover
>>562306674>>562306335stop posting goonbait content in the uma thread you evil tempters
>>562306835
>>562306789Air Groove breasts in my mouth
>>562306789Brown hours
>>562306735you ok pal?
>>562306534yurinigs love pushing that angle
>>562306350giwtwm(right)(male)
>>562306835>digitan FUCKING explodes again
>>562306534Next you're gonna tell me that Oguri doesn't constantly lie and gaslight her trainer
>>562306735Only really happens to extremists and not all of them either. Usually the logical part of the brain does not resolve the contradiction of>all men bad>this man goodIn favour of feminism Depends on power dynamics also
Who likes unsucked cock more? Dober posters or the Mcqueen poster?>>562306734Pretty sure the problem is the phone's battery bro...
hello let me in!!!!!!!!
>800 stamina shitter only loses to me by a nose because i activated inherited hungry pulsestamina is a meme
>>562306935It's called cumming
>>562303350I thought redshift only worked on CM13, not 12?(Not that it matters considering that guys question)
>>562306350I'm stealing this gif
>>562306940of course she doesn't
>>562306957she’s so stupid, i love her
>>562306835Digitan wouldn't survive this
>>562305986Here are all the burgers I've unlocked so far. I should stop feeding Nakayama my umasanpos and unlocking more but that would delay her outfit even harder considering she's not on a TT team.
>>562307073Don't say that about Tazuna
>>562306940She doesn't
Seriously, is Taurus really the fucking only cm where redshift matter? I'm fucking rolling Nishino flower after all
>>562306835WHAT WAS THISFUCKING JANNIES NUKING IT FROM THE ARCHIVE TOO
>>562307026777 and uma for both (CM12-CM13)AlsoRedshift+SFV (both of them) for CM13 (doesn't include CM12)I breaked down that post for you Ogurin.
>>562307001Ehhh nyo don't thnk so, this thing still has 90% battery capacity despite the rough treatment. It's been 1.5 years since I got this phone too.
>>562304129googoo dada
>>562307180dozo https://x.com/eufosama/status/2020492064916648068?s=20
>>562307206SFV doesn't work in CM13 though?
>39/40 in group Bso many people fell for the guts and race bonus memes
>>562307001mCqUeen posters are innocent, I however, am not
>>562304129can someone explain the mommy kink to me? is it just code word for diaper fetish or is there something else going on here?
>>562306896This but with Winning Ticket.
>>562307157>>562307068..wait
>>562306803I'M GONNA CONGRATULATE MYSELF SINCE I THINK THE DELETED POST TOOK EVERYONE'S ATTENTIONCONGRATS, ME!
>>562303906I wanted to run the sisters together again in a proper CM (not the dumpster fire that Aquarius was) since I only just got Brian off the all-uma banner, Taishin is the +1 here. Also I didn't want to deal with Tickezo's F Mile so early in the scenario for a track she's not going to shine in. I'm definitely running full BNW for Taurus v2 and Virgo v2 and probably a few more along the way.
>>562307461
>>562307628congrats on the epsatono island invitation
>>562307461I keep mixing up ayabe and doberexcept dober is cuter
I was promised Mambogeddon but it was Bricked who got hit instead...
>>562307713Mambo actually kept A+ which is impressive
>use 7k carats + 16 tickets for Satono Diamond>Rice Shower Vampire Sex outfit>Symboli Rudolf my goatWell... i don't think i want to go any further.When the next good card to MLB will be out?
thoughts on o
>>562307439I think most people like it as a form of gentledom in a weird way. Letting her be in charge, trusting her and giving yourself to her in a very vulnerable state.
>>562307713So you're saying Bricked got bricked?
I buy skills based on how cool they soundFighter? Cool, buySlick Surge? Cool, buySlipstream? Cool, buyAll I've Got? Kino, buyA Little Breather? Uncool, no buyCorner Adept? Uncool, no buyPrudent Positioning? Uncool, no buyStudious? Nerd, no buy
>>562307687>epsatono island invitationwhatis there... something I'm not aware of about her?
>>562306789After Mambo became the most sovl club with Matikanetannhauser release, there is just a severe lack of drama.
Dober posters do you shave?
>>562307816You're not SpechudYou're just Vodka
>national burrito day >no burrito deals near meFuck chipotle for killing the burrito ecosystem
breast in japan
>>562307439It stems from the lack of love received from the mother figure. These people yearn for the warmth they were never given in their childhood and wish to receive it from a significant other! That are they were super spoiled and miss the feeling because they either became dependent or turned 18 and now their mom openly says the wish they were aborted and want them our of their life now that they are adults. Think about the rise in single mothership and the increase of mommy fetishists. Idk, I am yapping
>>562307868No, my boyfriend likes a bit of hair.
>>562307889Go back to Mexico, spic
>>562307868pubes once a year, at the start of summer
>>562307925Mambro...
>>562307889SEXO SUZUKA
>>562307386>in group byou're so lucky anon. This is the very first time i get group A and i haven't won a single race, i wont even qualify for B finals.
>>562307945>he doesnt like BURRITOS bro you could have green skin and still demolish burritos, what level of /pol/ are you on?
>>562307906Thank you, Chiyo-sensei
>>562308071We call them wraps in the civilised world bwo
>>562308054win 2 races -> retireit's that easy, no reason to suffer through 2nd round if you are getting B finals anyway
>>562307945burritos are not mexican anon... they're amerimutt...
Fun fact and PSA:There's a cap on how high you can take your max energy, 120.
>>562308054This happened to me in JP once. I didn't even want in group A that time, but my umas pulled off a miracle and won 3 times despite being much worse every time. I wish you could go for B even after that.
>>562308139not quite the same
>>562308139Wraps absolutely are not burritos
daiwa shartlet iku wa yo
Imagine the smell
>>562308219This is NOT okay.
>>562308209>>562308221It's food wrapped in a cylinder, there's no difference
Yamanin Zephyr
>>562307889>cosplaying slim character while being fatWhy
>>562308219musume
So, do I save for El Condor Pasa Speed SSR or do I keep gambling like a moron?
>>562307823Watch her bond story
>another run without medium S
>>562308139Key Differences:>Temperature: Burritos are almost always served hot, while wraps are often served cold.>Ingredients: Burritos traditionally contain Mexican-style fillings (beans, rice, salsa, seasoned meats). Wraps typically use "sandwich-style" fillings (cold cuts, cheese, leafy greens, dressings).>Tortilla: Burritos use large, strong flour tortillas that can hold substantial, heavy fillings. Wraps can use a wider variety of tortillas or flatbreads, often thinner.>Folding: Burritos are tightly wrapped and sealed on both ends to prevent leakage. Wraps are often rolled like a cylinder, sometimes leaving one or both ends open.>Cultural Origin: Burritos have Mexican-American roots, whereas wraps are generally considered a modern "All-American" or international creation designed as a lighter, portable meal.
>>562308408nigga it's a year away
>>562308343Her voice gets me hard.
>>562308341By that logic, cereal is a soup
>>562308367bro have you ever been to a con?
If I wanted beans I'd eat brit food
>>562308341spring rolls fit in this description
Sometimes I marvel at how much having literally nothing to buy in the shop for a whole year can fuck over your run
>>562308528different kind of beans lad
>>562308408>Eru Condoru Pasha>Pasha>shaIs that a gundam reference? I KNOW they have the SA sound they use it in "saru"
So like do y'all wanna fuck horses or somin?
Dumplings and burritos are the best kinds of food. Meats, cheeses, and veggies wrapped in dough are all a person needs to be happy. Even better if there are sauces mixed in.
>>562308519I haven't, is it true that after the con is over there are orgies with cosplayers?
>>562308618yes pasa is normally written パサー
>>562308657yes but you're not invited
>>562308447I can go to a wrap shop and order a toasted wrap with beans and spicy meat right now though.Slightly different breading is not enough of a differenceI don't care how a wrap or a Mexican wrap gets folded it will taste the same when eaten
>>562308383Pretty
>>562308640eh
Today I learned /uma/ sucks at... eating?THIS MAKES ME KINDA WORRIED ABOUT YOU GUYS, how are you bad at EATING? Do you only eat like 3 things ever?
>>562308253I care more about the taste if I’m being honest
Baked beans as bread filling... Yum
>>562308341el would say this after dipping grass wonder's sushis in guacamole
so where can i check this values witGOD is talking about? they are not in gametora.or did he pull that shit out of his ass?
>>562308737don't say that...
>>562307889i asked my ex gf to wear thighband pantyhose for me once and she looked at me like i was a creep and said those were made up by anime nerds as some hentai thing...
>>562308851??????
>>562308478
>>562308851Retardanon....
>>562308798multivitamins have ruined the western world
>>562308851huh?
>>562308851https://gametora.com/umamusume/compare???
>>562308798obese/teiobro generalI'll have you know the paypig posts are quite literal...
>>562308914my ex wore them without watching anime or being a weeb at all, I think your ex was being retarded
>>562308560>30 racesgwo...
It's astounding how a bad summer can fuck over your run
it's up>>562308851Whatever is given by cards' perks isn't shown by the game client when you check the cards' attributes
>>562308798But I eat more than 3 times a day...
>>562308851Anon...
>>562309012well she was a woman so what can you do? i should try dating femboys like you i guess, at least they know how to dress.
>>562309021dober moment
>>562308798I basically only eat rice with chicken and some veggies and have been doing so for over a year. Exceptions if I go out with friends or on holiday, that doesn't happen often though
>it's another kale juice without muffin from the start to the end of the game episode
>>562309050fat fuck
evens I do two runsodds I do my reps
Reminder that the best /uma/ could do with a carefully curated run in every step that had charming turn 3, good cards and all friendships capped predebut was an A+ uma
>>562308798I don't eat fast food garbage like mexican or street foodI usually prepare my own food because I'm quite good at cooking, I don't know what the fuck is a taco or burrito but I make a crazy stewshine
>>562309207reps of what
last day to get this right handed demon
>>562309226Speak for yourself, best I can do is a B+ uma
>>562309142Just force reporter races
>>562309237>look up stewshine>fictional dish from love liveOkay man you can larp a LITTLE LESS intensely
>>562309251wtf i pissed myself...
>>562309250Don't worry about it~
imagine all the torenas trafficked to epsatono island, never to return
>>562309384she's so pretty wtf
>>562309251
>>562308798I usually go on a loop if I find something delicious until I crave for something new.
>>562308798>mashed/boiled/fried/deep fried potatoes>rice>pasta>braised beef/beef patty/steak>salmon>pork cutlet>ham sandwich>green onionThats literally all I eat. I avoid everything that is not that or a combination/variation of that
fuck, it's always speed when I get a 3*
>>562309390RudeI was a guest
>>562309251Is she ok?
>>562309123bwo your sp...
>>562309226That run had the absolute worst summers I've ever seen, I remember anons burning whistles and it only getting even worseAnd no SSR chains ending too, that made me laugh so hard
I have learned to appreciate this ningen woman for her clutch mood up after races.
>>562309484You should be training instead of posting on Umachan
>>5623094813* Speed is gonna be important soon. You will use it to uncap Speed past 1200
>>562308657Modern cons are more like corpo promotion than lets be an idiot in a cosplay type of deal. You can get a quick fuck if you are good looking, but that said its not a good idea to go solo.
Getting 130+ speed from summer double rainbows with NTR makes me cum a little.
F2Pbros... I cant believe Nice Nature brought me my 1st SS with some crazy highrolls even with that dogshit Dober on my deck.
Danchou... Gaman dekinai...
>>562309369You said the same thing about beef stroganoff and symphogear
>>562308560>>562309541where are yall niggas getting the guts fromi always end up with like 450 gutseven with ~30 races
>>562309626Man that sucks
>>562309656Bro what is that piece of trash deck
>>562309673No, you can Google beef stroganoff right now and be told immediately what it is without a single mention of the anime, horrible comparison.
>>562309704are you not buying all the +7 and +15 stat ups in the shop?
>going to cons>having ex-gfs>being marriedFucking hell everyone in /uma/ is moving forward but me
>>562309735Cant do anything with 1LB Tachyon and Windy
>>562309594Who the fuck sleeps like that?
>>562309704buy all manuals and scrolls and get lucky with epithet/race bonuses
>cap Speed and Power before the Twinkle climax races even finishMaybe I should bring a third Wit card instead of 2 Power cards.
>>562309704sometimes the game just feels like giving you a shitton of guts
>>562309704buy them guts books nigga
>>562309815I'm here with you
>>562309815My wife cosplays anime characters for me
I accidentally made an ace golshit while grinding that shitass aptitude eventNow I'm thinking do I replace my CM oshi uma with her who has a high chance of winning the finals or do I just gamba with my oshis? Is the CM title worth losing my soul?
>>562309704you should be getting more than enough from buying books and scrolls
>>562309815Its okay man, im a 37 year old virgin, dont think anyone here's doing worse than me. Can't even buy sex since its illegal in burgerland. (Being a wizard is overrated shit sucks)I thought mabye the AI memes would save me but the bubble is already bursting and all the biggest companies are terrified of sex anyway so ill probably die before robot wives are real
I wonder if dying their inner ears a different color is something they have to upkeep frequently or if it's like a tattoo
>>562309815im a wizard
>>562309918Just say goldshit is your oshi temporarily, problem solved
>>562309815we're stuck in this hellhole together bwo
>>562309918Just think of it as another dimension Goldship.
CONDOR PAIZURITEKI WA NASHI DESS
>>562309815No, I'd say my life is falling apart the most. I will not elaborate.
>>562309983>whores>illegal in americawhat the fuckjust drive to another state if you're scared, check forums online so you don't get scammed
>>562309996dyeing*
>>562309815i'm a NEET and i've never been in a relationship
I didn't realize this general had Golshi Derangement Syndrome.
My oshis? Christmas Oguri, Valentine Bourbon, and Summer Maruzensky.
>>562309815it's important to remember that when people on 4chan talk about girlfriends/wives, the girls they're talking about are always fat and ugly
>>562310131condom ruins it
>>562310197How new
>>562310205so are the anons talking about that. the funnier part is that they're also poor and unlikeable
>>562309815it's important to remember that when people on 4chan talk about girlfriends/wives, the girls they're talking about are always men
>>562310278...what?
>>562310278
>>562310205But I like fat chicks and STILL cant get a girlfriend...
>>562309569Same, just wish the mood up happened after the mood down from over racing.
>>562310205Fat girls prefer normalfags, the kind of girl that would pay attention to a 4chan dweller is the thin eating disorder suicidal girl that would stab you if you break up. Or that's what usually happens to me
>>562310278You're right, Matikanefukukitaru is old and busted and we should all switch to Matikanetannhauser
>>562310338sounds like I struck a nerve lmao
Are you fucking kidding me
>>562310205>>562310338You can just feel the bitterness oozing from these posts
>>562310278don't say that...
>>562310278how did this bot get past the captcha
>>562310338I might be poor but don't call me unlikable, my friends love me and there's a guy in my dms from like 8 years ago begging me to talk to him again.
Does f2ps even have a chance next CMI feel like puking...
>>562310205Your gf should be the most beautiful person to you (or at least not perceived as ugly)
>>562310353can't wait for the orange one to keel over dead, or even better, publicly hanged
>>562310137>>562309996Doubt it's anything intensive like a tattoo otherwise Journey probably wouldn't have either switched colors or dropped it entirely (completely unsure, and I don't think they mention it) for her Holiday outfit.
>>562310278You forgot the chiyo image.>>562310205I went outside once and some morbidly obese 25 year old started doing the hair wave thing at me, I never felt more insulted in my life.I am neither black nor fat.
>>562310278Based we HATE Orfraudve here
>>562310426>spoiler>it's more than onceAnon I...
in my mouth
>>562310642Oh noooo a SS uma what can I do without muh premium cardssss
Alright, group huddle.I can either hit Wit, and get pic related or I can take these stats into Arima Kinen(Senior) with B Long for money and the 9th crown.What would /uma/ do?
>>562310664Samesies but I was talking about Golshi.
>>562310665Why the fuck did I say Holiday? Christmas outfit.
>>562310426>keeps attracting BPD womenYou need to fundamentally change who you are in order to fix this
>>562310531it's true though. prove me wrong right now :^)
>>562310721saying this
>>562310642>medium Ait's trash
>>562310762What about the skills of that lol
>>562310540Holy shit I actually did it
>>562310642she doesn't even have medium s bro
>>562310762now let's see the skills
>>562310818that's a shit run so just go for it
>>562310278I didn't even realise this post was talking about Trump before reading the replies, I just thought it was a colour blind retard that thought Golshis outfit was orange
>>562310130I hate that I know who you are.
>>562310818>senior year kinen>that statlineit's over
>>562310838The psyop is working on you
Always feels weird to see people mad at goldship, shouldn't you be happy that a f2p unit is strong? Remember last scenario when taiki and suzuka were meta and not only were they premium they LITERALLY NEVER HAD A BANNER?
>>562310868gratsknow there's a title for getting 10 plushies in a session, good luck
>>562310838>>562310665
How are people even getting good parents from runsAll the umas that came from my runs are guts dogshitThe fuck am I suppose to do with these
>>562310986gold ship is a gateway uma and will always be hated because of it
>>562310278Fine, be this way. More Suzuka for me
>>562310986it's because she is le reddit or something
>>562310642How the fuck do we have more whale complaints in MANT vs the previous scenario when this scenario is comically f2p friendly YOU INTERACT WITH YOUR SUPPORT CARDS FOR A GRAND TOTAL OF 16 TURNS
Newcutie... You weren't there during CM1 and CM2, specifically CM2. She just raped everyone.
>>562310868grats
>>562310762https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/image/SJ_wzsEZmyy2aE_cbD4SPQ/Having a field day with that huh
My Oguri shat herself and seems proud of it...
>>562310986Goldship was used for the first 5-6 CMs in a row with good results, it's a retard easy uma but not cute and adorable like Oguri Cap
>Like Biwa >Everyone say she is bad>Gets a xmas alt>It's still bad>Next alt looks like assShe deserves better
>>562310986uma rollers should be rewarded and have their fun at least, because there are few umas who are always goodseeing the same uma all the time gets boring, and you build resentment getting beaten by the same fucker all the time
>>562311128yeah and these 8 summer turns are ass you end up with a A+ umaso you do need good cards
>>562311282stop pretending to like ugly umas for attention
>>562311321>uma rollers should be rewarded
>>562311324You literally can use an entire F2P deck and shit out constant SS or better, yes you need good summer luck but so do whale cards, no difference therePeople spam examples every goddamn thread
>>562311282the mecha alt is good THO
Hello Tazuna
>>562311347i like plushies...
>>562311351>uglyjust say you don't like glasses you dumb faggot
It's time...
>>562311008peak mare body
Surely nothing bad will happen
>>562310861>>562310905Just from SSRs:Corner cunnysoir - OPStraightway restoration - OK(idk if needed with 1200 stam)Unruffled- guaranteed stam restoreBest in Japan - GoodFast and furious - GoodBigger picture - uselessSo the argument is irrelevant
>>562311498deio sdebbu da
>>562311498The Teiobros group keeps increasing in size
>>562311464I don't like big headed white haired umas with an awful hairstyle that look like 70 year old grannies
>>562311498>Anonymous 04/02/26(Thu)12:28:45 No.5623114981746035640990364.png (248 KB, 473x364)File: 1746035640990364.png (248 KB, 473x364) google yandex iqdb waitIt's time...>>562311498I sill haven't done any
>>562311351Gayest post in this thread
>>562310642Is kita+finemo considered whale these days? Tbh tachyon wit wouldn't even be that big of a difference here anyway
I'm still learning how to play MANT and I have a question to the sages.When do you decide when its a good idea to stack your training items on a non-summer? I always fear I won't get lucky in my shops so I hold onto them for summer
>>562309729>>562309815I'm not saying you can't go. Try to experience it as some cons might be better than others, but from my experience its like everyone has their own "party" to be around, and not integrating with outsiders.
>>562311434bro you can get this dogshit SS uma with f2p cards! but please PLEASE don't look at the skills.... also PLEASE stop noooticing that the whale decks are 3 whole ranks ahead than the best f2p high roll.... it's all the same I swear!
>>562311639kita+finemo is very easy to obtain for someone who has been playing for at least a few months and not dickpulling
>>562311612you will NOT find grannies with that much hair nigga, besides it being hard with hair loss occurring at that age most people do not want to take extra care of their hair when they are getting older.
>>562311651Its literally vibesJust gotta trust your gut while keeping the race schedule in mind
if you dont have big vita or green juice skipping one of the tkarazukinen to rest is often a good choice
Now that we experienced round 2,what was the CM11 gaslight?
>>562311639bwo inflating your score with Guts does nothing, if you can't max Power and Wit don't bother Gutsmaxxing
>>562311651double-triple rainbows that would result in 40-50+ in the main stat increase after rainbows no, don't skip G1s this only applies to G2/G3 turns or non racing turns
>>562311651double or more rainbowsor the usual 40+ statsAs long as it isnt a g1 turn
>>562311498
>>562310868Why is this 40 year old woman interested in toys from the plushie machine?
>Ug umas are so scary bwos!!!>look inside>mile corners, medium corners, long cornersI thought I screenshotted the skill page fuck
>>562311128boobs too big
>>562311651>When do you decide when its a good idea to stack your training items on a non-summer?When you have the energy for it, the rainbows are good and you'd be skipping a random G3/G2 + you don't immediately need currency to buy something.
>>562311776nothingthey were all truefronts are a menacestamina is horrid like any other longslop, but cranked to the maxends are creeping up to the frontline before lateracepacers and lates aren't terrible, but definitely not amazing
>>562311854anything past SS is diminishing returns, for sure
>>562311612>He doesn't like big fluffy white hairI don't even want to know what you find attractive.
>>562311818plushies are the best
>>562311776>what was the CM11 gaslightYeppers wit for NSM
>>562311818I like plushies...
>>562311670I have a friend who found a cosplayer girlfriend in a con, and others who invited me before. But I'm too much of a poorfag for it, I might go next year or this year though. I'd like to take pictures with Uma Musume cosplayers.
>>562310909>>562310936It...its not so bad... I won all the races...I got all 9 crowns. I just didn't get any rainbow speeds during summer.
I wish the voice section of an Uma's profile will tell you where they come from even after you unlock them. There's one that I know has to do with racing but I have yet to come across it naturally (again, because I apparently did once probably when muted) and I really want to freaking see how she looks when she says it.
>>562311854Rank is and will always be an estimation of power. Build matters way more
>>562312014Honestly that is that only way if you have this i know someone who knows someone type of deal as you can go with a group. Going solo imo is not that enjoyable.
>>562311702>dogshit>capped speed power witIm gonna put a stop to your retardation with skills, thay argument has been awful since day 1. Here are some popular whale cards>nice nature wit (used for race bonus and almost never on late surgers)>biko speed (literally sprint skills)>NTR (gold green skills for specific races)WOW SURE IS CRAZY GOLD SKILLS HERE, ALMOST LIKE THE MODE ITSELF LITERALLY LOADS YOU UP WITH SKILLS ALREADYYou know when you need one specific gold skill like daring strike on vega? Thats your fucking borrow slot.So yes im NOOTICING im NOOOTICING that you are a fucking retard with no argument and are just mad that your runs are awful
uh oh getting nyoooticy
>>562311776Everything was a gaslight
F2Pchads are getting uppity
>>562312162Based and Germantittypilled
>>562311854The only ones who care about the shiny ranks are casuals who don't have any idea about how to win a CM
>host CM12 lobby>double dominator + xoguri>debuffer nice nature, blocker suzuka + xoguriyou guys are going to be begging for longslop when next cm comes around
>>562311498Unlock her naked, don't want to destroy your resellable clothes after you gain 400 pounds instantly.
>>562311702>bro you can get this dogshit SS umaContradicting statement. Also, Uf, not SS>but please PLEASE don't look at the skills....The skills are ok, corner accel is like second char ult on final corner tracks, best in Japan is also good, so at the very least it is decent >also PLEASE stop noooticing that the whale decks are 3 whole ranks ahead than the best f2p high rollWhat exactly are you talking about? UF is highest rank so farL2p noobbro
is this the best agenda then if you can run the stamina intensive longs?
>>562312375Host your lobbies here faggot nigger
Any homeless anons? I'm getting jittery
>>562311776XOguri is only good at medium
>>562311776the F2P-whale gapBoth the floor and the ceiling were raised so nothing really changed. in unity whales got better overall stats, but most people have the same important skills like NSM, it's on. Here it's reverse, people have more similar stats, but bigger skills differenceto get NSM you have to borrow yukino bijin, which is shit waste of a borrow slot. there's Daring strike too and you most likely have to borrow to get it
>just lost to an end closer Doto oshigod
>>562311498>wasting 150 shards on Teio that you could've used to upgrade her into a 4* uma once you eventually free pull her
>>562304537Clubpocalypse Part 4 (with qol updates this time)
>>562312375I have joined a couple of open lobbies and my TT AMOguri destroyes these garbage teams so I already feel next CM is going to be comfy as hell
Do you enjoy your uma game on most days
>>562312513Doto is unironically strong this CM. No one just shilled her
>>562304537CUMA part 2
>>562312542What if I want to train Teio right now and I don't want to wait months that Teio spooks me?
>>562312629She requires heavy mutating to not goof up
>>562312663Nobody wants to train Teio. All Teiobros have gone extinct ever since their repvtation got nuked.
Is there really no other option besides bringing double dominator and a cracked ace (probably XOguri) to win medium CMs?
Schedule for Medium/Long only umas?
>>562312853Actually the Teio repvtation issue was resolved when a Curren poster exposed the lies behind the Teio character assasination Teioposters are cool now
>>562312629I don't understand why she's a natural pace chaser when her unique works more as a late/end
This CM my Doto only proc'd her ult once in 20 races
>first summer>0 empowering megaphones from the shopThat's an abandon
>>562312898You do Medium/Long G1s and do G2s/G3s when you can. How the fuck are you niggers confused about this shit? Even dementia patients think for themselves better than you.
>>562312872yeah, there's no chance to win if people in the finals do the same as in roommatchjust getting to the A finals is the goal if you dont have Xoguri
>>562312872if you have a front runner like this you can win, if you are a f2p/shitter then there is no hope,
>>562312872I thought fronts were good too?2x front oguri? Plus then you can give oguri NSM since if the fronts dont have a huge lead they'll just give her a guaranteed proc
>>562312629Doto has mile F, that in itself is a major dealbreaker. Cafe is also good this CM and was shilled, but I saw maybe 2 or 3 cafes across 60 races
>>562312981Is she a pace chaser?
>>562313034That's not how epithets work.
>el condor pasa has 10% wit growth>grass has 10% power growthis… is el the smart one…?
>>562313120If you do the G1 Mediums/Longs you'll get the epithets bwo
thoughts...?
>>562313119Yea?
I am not your bwo.
>>562313061>muh fronts are whales >when there isnt even front cards in the game yetYou guys really won't give up on this gaslight huh?Longslop is about to be over, damn near anyone is going to be able to cap speed/power/wit
>>562313285Whales will cap all 3 while also having high guts to outduel you
>>562313179Agnes tachyon has 0% wit growth.
>>562313259*kisses you*Yes you are bwo
>>562313259sis...
>>562311032i have not got a single 3* blue in like 60 runs on this scenario
I don't think I have it in me to grind parents in MANT.
>>562311032Either get lucky or have no life
>>562313550Your aces become good parents in MANT retard
>>562313063it's incredible how PEAK Maruzensky is
>>562313550A parent run and an Ace run are basically the same nigger. Just do parent runs when you finish your Aces
>>562313438yeah she’s dumb
>>562313671>>562313775What's with this retard melting down?
>>562313671You still need to farm for good skills like Uma stan or Groundwork
>>562313309Overrated reddit shit family >>562311032You simply have to be lucky. They really need to put in spark rerolls and locks already
>>562313841Probably just parroting some advice or knowledge they have no actual idea of
Maru love
>>562313841Calling someone a nigger or a retard doesn't mean a person is melting down Reddit sis
>30% wit growth
Mant setup is super easy1. Get 50rb(optionally 60)2. Get as much training effectiveness as you can while keeping 50/60RB3. Adjust borrows in a way that caps 3 of your stats(yes, take the fucking 9* wit on front if you can’t arrange 1200 wit with training)That’s it. What is supposed to be the fucking problem here? You can absolutely do that with F2P decks, it will be a little more complicated because you need to keep 50rb, but if you spend like an hour tinkering card setups in gametora you will get it. What the fuck is your problem? Does all this seething come from unity faggots that cant do anything even slightly more complicated than clicking bubbles?
how do i gutsmaxx
>>562313309WAN WAAAAN
>>562313841It's a common problem with newfags. They think that they need to insult others in order to fit in.
>>562313971She's a programmer
AIYEEEE I CAMT BUY THE ANKLE FUKKKK
>>5623140033 guts 3 wit
>>562314003find an uma with speed and power growthget 3 guts card (good ones)add 2 witand use your KSBpress guts rainbow stacking when it gives more spd/power than spd
>>562313971>software engineer>math genius >strapons finemo bussy dailyActually smart tho
>>562314229>2 speed 3 gutsbwo your ryan is going to be retarded
>>562314229>RyanI hate that she's actually strong because I will never train her
Maruzensky is so good and sexytoo bad she falls off a cliff in terms of meta relevanceBut that shouldn't stop me...
>>562314276>>562314318oh ok i was running some retarded shit thenty
>>562313971Is that the juicetin gif?
>>562313309Fenomeno has a GREAT design but I hate that she shouts so much and acts like such a bottom around Goldship. A cooler and serious "deters people just by glaring" personality fits her design more.
>can't reach 50 RB because my Creek is 3LBMan... This game is taunting my wallet.
>>562308798I eat fine, i'm just very very very picky with veggies and fruits, i don't like most of the greenies and i HATE salads. But i found a way to eat different things and 5 times at day
>Around the same time fronts get S. Maru, paces get Tachyon and ends get CBLatebros...? What do we do?
>>562312513Jfc if I had 10 end sparks I'd do that. My pace Doto hasn't won a single match and lates suck this time around.
>>562314445Smaru is still fantastic currently Her speed card doesnt immediately kill her, especially since leaders pride is a free skill in MANT
>>562312962Doto is definitely not that good as a pace chaser, its the same deal as Rudolf. Both work better as late surger and end closer.
>>562314585you're on dominator duty, bitch
>>562314229i hate this game
>>562313971Dumbass nerd I'd bully you if I had the chance
>>562311545fucking shit rainbow RNG from classic summer to the end of career but whatever this surely is enough for now.
>>562314585Believe in the heart of the dice
>>562314585Wait for the OYL buff
apparently there is such a thing as too little wit even for end closersthis is fucking useless
>>562314445More for us haglovers
>lose by nose/neck>clock>win by 3+ lengths>repeat 5 times per career
>>562314665its ryanover
>>562313671>waste an hour on a mant career>1* guts 1* turfthey're le good parents bro
>>562312898I dedicate the whole of junior year to grinding friendships and only doing two races to clear the goal (one g3 and hopeless stakes). Then I just add whatever medium and long race I can put on the schedule as long as its a g3 and above race. >If training badrace>If training good and not a g1 racetrain>Very low to no energy rest unless its a g1 and you have an energy refill on hand since you can trigger race fatigue if you race with zero energy Take my advice with a grain of salt I'm just another third rate torena
I ain't even mad at this point. 2LB.
>>562314861What is this argument? That applies to every scenario
>>562314751>400 witBro this is URA “must get” line for wit, tf are you thinking
Nice game, fags
2 Speed, 2 Wit, 2 utility has to be the biggest gaslight of all time. I have no trouble hitting at least S speed if my Uma has a Speed boost, but if she doesn't I'm always stuck at A+.The true bread and butter has to be>3 Speed (helps Power, too)>1 Stamina (Super Creek for Swinging Maestro)>2 WitIf you're running Maruzensky or Bakushin (outside of Witmaxxing) then bring Mayano's SR for Focus on Front Runners with Speed Boost instead of a Speed card..
>>562314751Unity cup ahh stats
umaruzensky
>>562314665ALWAYS GAMBLE HAHAHA
>>562314751brother anything below 680 is unusable
>>562314950okay einstein thank you sir
>>562315018Hishimboli Krismazon S...
>>562314585your mlb natie bwo??
>>562313993the actual frustration will come as in actual performance in CM, what you are seeing here are just early confusion over the mechanicsF2P players will be quite disadvantaged compare to those with more relevant skills due to having better cards
>>562314950genuine torena issue
>>562315018Hishiama if she was Amazon sized and not a shortstack
I love farming parents in MANTBlazer.
>>562314942>>562315015>>562315079>get 1200 in 3 stats and 700 wit or it's a brick broman fuck you cunts
>>562315071The game is making fun of you making you think how it would've been with an ankle and megaphone
>>562314930the difference is that in previous scenarios they only take 25 minutes and you can sweep them instead of having to waste your own time
>>562315171it's ok to sacrifice a little power, because your wit activates accelsit's ok to sacrifice a little stamina, because your wit activates heals
>>562314751zwo ur MLB natie??? glochacho ur MLB finemo???? gno ur wit press????? ur wit weights????????
>>562315104>>562315135I'm glad I could help you guys!By the way, be careful about chasing Hot Topic! You would it helps give a boost to fan growth, but it only makes it easier to raise your friendship with the Director and Reporter!
>>562315171But.. this is just how it works bwo?We don’t make the rules, umas under ~800(730+savvy/style S) wit will just suck ass
>>562315193Except the entire argument is both your ace and parent run are the same thing so your time spent is the same>sleepyNever mind man why do I try to reply here
>>562315171>wtf my Uma has 1200 Stamina, Power, Guts and Wit but 400 Speed. What do you mean she's losing to the 1200 Speed 900 Stam, 750 Power, 400 Guts, 500 Wit Uma???
sleep tosho
>>562315174yeah didnt risk it with them fuck this game
wit is overratedcorrelation is not causation
>>562313671Thanks for the heads up I'll make a Pace Maru ace so I can have a parent for Taurus
>>562315549You are just bad at math
>my trainer dated his "collegue" again
>>562315143Ever since MANT I had to start buying double circle and gold skills in parent runs, because fuuuuck having wider spread chance if I can't even get the whites I want after spending an hour on a run
>>562315549t. G Wit
>>562315549correlate this causation*unzips umapants*
>>562315549>correlation is not causationyou don't know what that means, it just means that if A and B are correlated then A can cause B or B can cause Aif high wit is correlated with good results then high wit obviously causes good results, because good results can't cause high wit
>>562315549Power feels more overrated to me
>>562315549I mean, what else is there to consider?spd and stamina are non negotiables guts is so sothat leaves power vs witand mid power high wit is better than high power low wit because wit is easier to pump
>>562297554Skill books refresh monthly. You get enough fren points from team trials tk buy them. Events such as this aptitude test and anniversary also allows you to buy hint books.
>>562315646>>my trainer dated his "collegue" againYIPPPEEEEE MOOD WENT UP I'M SUCH A LUCKY UMA MUSUME!!!
>>562315549>>562315687or it means both A and B are caused by a third C, but that also doesn't make sense here unless C is just "is good at the game"
Mabye MANT is good after allAll of the arguments ITT about hating it are awful, like /uma/ is almost sounding as dumb as twitter
I love playing the same 10 horses for 4 months because the others can't run miles
yea that kinda happens when you dismiss any of its flaws with "it dont count I got SS rank gwo"
>>562315815Mant is fun, f2p friendly, and produces good umasbut it takes too long and I want my uma stories back
>>562315809C = swiping
>>562313775>>562313671>your aces are your parentsyour skillpoint gain will be worse and so will be your white sparks
should I just give up on this CM? nothing seems to work
>>562315883bwo didn't you learn about mutating during the last 2 unity CMs, you were being prepped for this
>>562315947give up
>>562315883mile aptitude is overratedonce you're out of junior year it doesn't matter, and in junior year you can just do OP mediums instead of G3 miles and it's not all that different
>>562315947you're still above 50% bwo
>>562298892I've managed a B+ with both Urara and Fine Motion. Don't underestimate a f2p player with retardation
>>562316091>>562316091>>562316091
rape nishino flower
I LOOOOOVE wasting a 1 hour run because the creek chain didn't finish or senior summer sucked mant is shoooo good
>>562316095h-haha
>>562315646>MANT comes>Trainer isn't dating his colleagues as much anymore>Uma is having to run multiple days in a row and all the time now>vacation comes, and it's just weighted training with bitter juice and megaphone shouting for 2 months straight
>>562315927Yeah, horrible white sparks on this Ace run, completely unusable Parent, might as well just transfer it
>>562315071Ryan feet...
>>562315947Ummm your Ug bwo??
>>562314947My gutsy Scarlet duels them and eeks out wins by narrow margins. It is fun to watch.
Spe would say this
>>562316198>speed sparkUseless>turf sparkUseless>style-specific white sparksUseless>recovery white spark post-long CMUselessBut hey, at least you have corner adept and groundwork!
Why are my SS Front Runners falling to 5th place at the finish line, while my A+ Late Surgers zoom up to 1st and 2nd?
>>562316659Post them next thread and ill tell you
>>562310762I fucking hate that you can never ever again get tge previously free cards. You didn't start from day 1? Fuck you, you will never get the Marvelous SSR
>>562311748>not dickpullingSo not me. I only have FineMo and only on uncap 3
>>562316519we're talking about whites bwo, Pinks, Blues and Greens aren't gonna be any different done on Ace runs or Parent runs>Front specific whites are somehow bad on a Front Parent
>>562314229nambaz biggurest of her summer was rain bowless dogshit
What's the reason to pick Urara as one's trainee when there are a lot of umas out there begging to be trained and are ready to be wives?
good lord
>>562317481Single father routeYou're expected and encouraged to go after one of the hags
>>562317481I want to fuck Urarasexually
lmfao kitasan is actually really good for kikukasho and i think seiun sky is the most broken for it and playing pace is generally retarded
