>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://www.nightreignmap.com/en>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>562201996
>>562304278cute
erg is finished
Zorgawd runs this generalTrish is a loser
thread jee'd
Elden Ring
>>562298227We should eternalize this post in annals of /erg/
ENOUGH TROONPOSTING
>>562304680I gooned (hard) to this yesterday
>>562304680Femboys are worse
>posters who wonpractice, viteazu, cc, pepe>posters who lost and got anally rapedtrash, tinpo, terr obsessed schizo, ERPers
even doe shiteazu got raped by fulgawd after running xher mouth
>>562304747femboys (hetero) are the best
Very well done yes indeed you hit the nail on the head and pissed them off.
>posters who actually wonthose who left>posters who lostrest of us
>>562298227>>562298408bump
>>562304936You really wanna go there?
>>562304680>xhe says posting xher's ugly troon character I see you lack self awareness just like many others here
dreglord on dlc map plz
he mad
>>562305162Ouch
>>562305008Those are the worst of the worst actually
Feebled cursed one you haven't the strength to hit the nail on the head
>>562305162how did trish even find that vtuber? was it shilled here or was trish just looking for vtubers to snipe?
>>562305162
>>562304278Wlyder won
ggs give me the "died at least once to every boss" award
eepy qq...
>>562305112I think the posters who smile and have fun are the real winners every joyful day!
>>562305625naam?
>>562305762girl
>>562305625Gg sir your slop has been servedI wish there was.a benefit to playing generalist rev, beastslop is boriiing
>>562305205whiter, manlier, and hairier than thou muhammad
>>562305697
>>562305767terr
>>562305762Plapping (You) Cupcake!
>>562304770>shit negro trying to sneak xhimself in >>562304936and embarrassed xherself on Manta's stream by 4 barring as per.
>>562305503the latterxhe wants to become an eceleb and the best way to do it is licking other eceleb's nasty, hairy balls
>>562305874gross & that's not me!
>>562306127this
>>562305825>whiter Thanks for admitting you're brown yourself. >manlier>hairierYes trannies like you tend to have hair and male features because that's what you are and forever will be. A man.>muhammed Don't project your insecurity onto me, abdul. You will never be white and you will never be a woman.
but what if marika
Does the game prioritise the newest expeditions?
>>562306469I don't know.
>>562306397NTA but just post hands lmao
>>562305824your build wasn't even that sloppy, my bestial relics are much more optimized
>>562306469Ask chatgpt
>no matchI'll work on my NG+ playthrough then.
>>562306726le nom?
>>562307083nombre del hombre?
>>562307083>>562307362stop brownposting
>>562306694this but grok
>>562307473it's too late; I smiled while doing it and now my flesh will surely darken
>>562307807¡Bienvenido a la familia, hijo!
>>562306678Oh yep I just like having fast ult with rev relic skills its fun
too many brazilians here where are the indians
Say. His. Name.
>>562308373FBI guy
>be obsessed>grief hard>made a retard out of himself namecalling wrong a random person as first post >b-based!!!
we're still in deflecting mode eh?
You did very well. You annihilated them.
>>562308373Remance
gg 2bugsrare faith guardian, if i'd known I'd have avoided the overlap oops
>>562308980
>>562309093tis fine, just easy bugs
>>562308980Trish never stops sperging, it's part of her being, her soul.
I’m q’ing (SEA)
>>562308373Bane?
>>562309364Thats not trish doe thats redtsark
>>562309596naam?
man i love killing albanuggersthe frogs and the women. disgusting creatures.
now that we know that Practice was lurking the gennie all along, there is only one possible reason for hiding his timezone, and that is pic related
>>562309901What?
>>562309998Yeah he was creeping on us the entire timeAnd people like >>562308980 really thought he doesnt threadshit so innocent lol??
xhe is desperately downloading laughing gifs and quoting me I guess xhe is scared
>>562309596My fellow seaGODS doesn’t seem to want to play. Oh well.
>>562309364>>>>>>>>>>>>>her>>562309980oof ouch the edge
>>562304770>third person brown postcinema
>>562309596nasty terr coded post
>>562310623I love you too.
>>562310452name?
>>562307845I got this reference. Very kino. Thanks for making this.
>>562305112>>562305572Truth
>>562310804You deserve happiness
>>562310751Here I guess.
>>562310621>>562310623>1 second apartReal subtle, terr obsessed schizo.
>>562305008Twink boys who are straight are the best
>>562305825you got him there ngl
>>562305874I didn’t post that but I accept! This morning was bad so please plap me like I’ve 3bar’d to save the run!
>>562311092Please post your boobs please please mommy I want to fap to them
>>562310901I can queue for a game
>>562311092kys trish
>>562310597>ow the edgemaybe they should stop being so fucking bitchy to kill and i wouldn't have to hate them so much.anyways, finally got their drip. i can ignore them forever. wasn't that difficult tho, once you learn they have shitty aim if you keep moving diagonally.
>>562310945i didn’t say anything about terr in my post? nice of you to confirm it though lmao. you just can’t help yourself.
>>562304278So is this general just a bunch of drama between "thread personalities" that might as well be name/tripfags?The fuck happened? Was it Nightreign or did it happen before?
>>562311649happened before
>>562311649>The fuck happened?dsg
>>562311649Yes it's a thread celebrity civil war with some erping here and there
>>562311649It was because of nightreign. Anyone trying to tell you otherwise is a bad faith shitposter who only started posting here since nightreign.
I can queue after my run with xao hara im up next. Also shes latinx too omg bestie....
>>562311848kys pedo
listening to monogatari soundtrack rn and it reminds me of how shit eldog's is
>>562311913hi dsg
>>562311649Its the cycle that happens at the end of every game i guess. happened with dog, elden horse, and now nr.
>>562311972hi
>>562311608>thread shitter feels out called out and deflectsCinema.
the only way i could be happy with elden ring
"war" is rich its like 2 schizos picking on trish
even doe xhe deserves it
>>562312296cool webm
>>562311092>>562311848Live yourself Trish we love you
>>562311649Mix of Nightreign and the singular dee ess jeet immigrant stoking the flames of drama that it brought with it. Sad but that’s what it is now and likely will be for the foreseeable future until we slow down enough for the ‘postrophe ‘onsense ‘ost spam again.
when I actually finally activate the dlc summoning pools I am going to have another 1000 hours of coop easy
>>562312296more
>>562312570oh no no no no
>>562312296dagron poewr......
>>562312296ancient
>mass reply fag AKA terr obsessed schizo is awakeget ready to see this cuck loser bend over backwards to defend trish with his life
>>562312614cringe post
uh oh trish obsessed schizo melty take cover everyone
>>562312614infinitely more based post than unrelated cartoon show porn
>>562312131>further confirms it and digs his hole deepertheater indeed.
>>562312763He’s always like that though
what did you mean when you said fc exploits is that real?
>>562312939like chainsaw
>>562312976>>562312939who
>>562312976chainsaw is kino doe
>>562312976I don't think anyone used the ghiza wheel last fm
>>562313173oh you sweet summer child
>>562313214last fc I mean
>>562311848>she
>>562312874>>562312919>>562312763Point that finger back at yourself and don't reply to yourself faggot maggot thread shit-terr
>>562312614Are you trans?
>>562313214what does chainsaw mran
>>562313452>mass reply thread shitter meltyuh oh!
>>562313452Don’t use words you don’t know the meaning of newjeet.
>>562314213my husband and I
>>562314056>>562314112>replies twice out of sheer anger after getting called outLike clockwork.
you can't pacify the thread clapcake
So, on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being "IM A GENIUS", and 1 being "OH NO"how retarded was Miquella?
I hate that in das2 all mages use the same armor because of special stats. I’m eating breakfast right now.
>>562314878>instead of spending his time having sex with malenia he decided to bottom out for radahn1
>>562314970What are you having for breakfast?
I love him so much and he keeps me safe
>>562314354>self narration mode activatedPottery for sure
>>562315012Common fruitBreadStormhawk egg
>>562314878base game: 9dlc: 1
>>562315039>>562314213Stop being gross please that’s really weird
>>562314878I'm genuinely unsure if it was smart or dumb to have like 6+ different factions working without each other's knowledge, and if he was playing 5D chess to cover every situation and outcome or simply scrambling from failure to failure.
HEY
>>562312002 (me)Meant for>>562304495
>>562315245I disagree completely because he calls me warm and soft and cute when he holds me, which makes it the antonym of gross and weird
gg guard counter duchessgood games today but i gotta sleep
>>562315224Post more cute Mickeys please
>>562315375hoi!
sleep deprived and down with a fever, should i queue? fuck the nu-captcha.
>>562312916god i miss him
Why did clapcake betray us?
>>562315708No. Go to sleep idiot whore I hate you
>>562315708twin, let's suffer together
>>562315708naam?
>>562315819what did xhe do?
>>562315667
Thread got quiet real fast.
>What if... the in-between of the Lands BetweenBravo MiyazakiAnyways what was even the point of this pillar.
>>562311913Even doe elden ring has the second best soundtrack of all miyazaki games
>>562314034translation?
>>562310901Then just do cross-region matchmaking and play with chinxo and puerto ricans and me?
>>562315836She lied about everything
>>562314878You can be highly intelligent and still cripplingly flawed. A motif of all of miquella's efforts is fruitlessness, failures, unfinished projects... one too many setbacks broke the little twink until he saw his big heroic half brother claim victory over his sister and became mentally ill (gay).
>>562315560>>562315039yiff in hell
dead queue again, oh well
>>562316076Even doe das darmed dore dour
>>562316436gay
this general is so black and gay its zesty
>>562316224what
>>562316436sad really but i'm going for another coop slop then.
Me level dex and buff chaos blade with dark weapon.
q is alive whenever I queue
>>562316606cum again?
>20th game with pracjeet>Nah this queue is bussin fr fr cuh
damn, i did a quick quit as i was about to fall a hole, and the game fucking crash. i guess because i pressed quit game just as the impact got registered.
>>562316436queues alive today unless you're schizophrenic like trish
>>562315708How are you still having issues with that
>>562316076I’d ask what’s the first but I don’t trust you to not say something retarded
>>562315389Don't use my posts for your own thread shitting retard
>>562316828You got caught, trish. Give up.
>>562316723Great resonant soul.
>>562316828>only ever plays duos on the password >complaining about matching with one person too oftenkek
>>562316985Demon's Souls (og)
>>562316262I don't like furries my husband is just very MaliMali-like! we're happy and you're just sappy
1 outta 3
Why would anyone even queue on duos if not with a significant other? Are you whorish or homosexual which means whorish by default?
cc x practice new otp
>>562316576Sorry I meant to reply to >>562315852Clapcake lied about everything she's not fat she doesn't have big boobs she doesn't have a big butt it was all a ruse
I’m going to make my mmo characters in elden ring
>fat
>run some ed bugs solo to try to find a good strategy for solo depths>come across https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bwmGvvOneY>try the same>the other two bugs remain active during the nuke unlike in the videoAt this point I have no fucking clue how are you supposed to do solo bugs at D4+
>>562317746I already showed my boobs here! You have to add me on discord if you want to see anything else because I'm too shy.
>>562317651Your husband cheats on you because your boobies are small.
>>562317761incredibly chad post by a true winner
>>562317952>I'm too shyFucking larper bitch I bet those weren't even your boobs you're not a real threadslut you're just a phony
are you guys buying the vinyl
>>562317941Of course Im buying 7
>>562318070dude you can make him post his tag IF you tone it down and be nice
>>562317607got game?
>>562317941Best poster hands down
>>562318070She's real and drains my cock almost everyday which lets make high quality on topic posts. We should all cherish cupcake.
>Love Souls games>Can't stand multiplayer with randoms>Friends hate Souls games>Want to play Nightreign>Can't get over the pace, multiplayer aspect, or the uninteresting explorationIs there a mod or something to make it more solo friendly? I want to experience the bosses, but I don't want to get only one shot at them every time and have to do a new run if I fail
>>562318018Reply to the right posts retard chaser you're losing the plot.
>>562318559>Can't get over the pace, multiplayer aspect, or the uninteresting explorationBut enough about Elden Ring
sleepy
>>562317943just hug faldius so you don't get hit by the moth at all times, it's not that hard
>>562318638I think xhe is having a seizure
>>562318754The slow pace is better, it barely has multiplayer compared to earlier titles, and the exploration is alright compared to Nightreign (admittedly weak compared to earlier titles though)
>>562317952he's not wrong you know, what's the point of parading yourself as a hot slut if you're not gonna commit to it?
>>562318559>Love gay sex>Can't stand taking it in the butt or giving it in the butt>Boyfriends hate oral sex>Want to have an orgy>Cant get over the anal molestation or the uninteresting butt cheeks Is there a mod or something to make gay sex less gay?
>>562319081Why do you default to gay shit?
>>562319276>>562319081I usually just suck cock and cuddle
>>562317006Your thread shitting post was converted into an actual accurate contribution silly
>>562318559non-depths is piss easy, even doing it solohowever if you just want to fight bosses you can get something like the boss arena mod
>>562318559Everyone is clowning on your but nexus has some ez mode mods that may or may not help, or just get a cheat engine table for nightreign + seamless co-opCE lets you disable rain damage so you can take your time fucking around and finding outSeamless co-op unlocks all everdark versions if they're available in your progression, solo still available as an option
>>562318559You're a big boy anon I'm sure you can navigate nexus mods yourself
>>562318559Solo expo's give you 3 free revives, one of these being a passive that refreshes after both night bosses and two of them being from shops.That being said just git gud and carry randos.
>>562317761>>562318070>>562318540>>562318559>>562319081I don’t like where these posts are going
>>562319081classic shifty mindset
>>562319542pumping
>>562318295I went and put on a wash, cleaned my dishes and didn’t get a game so I went rando
>>562298227>>562299645Reminder that there are 3.5 people left on the password who just play DoN on the same 3.5 characters over and over again just to then come back to the thread to announce that they blocked each other for the 100th time
>>562320291reminder that you deserve it
>>562320291kek
>>562320291That’s funny as fuck. Drama losers are so lame. Shartreign really mind broke autists.
cc was always dogpoopoo
All right, I will do some games today. Be warned.Outer Wilds was amazing and AI Limit was nice and comfy.
>>562321609Shut up bronylaire no one cares about you
>>562321609namae?
>>562321659everyone loves me though
>>562321702terr
he liked them better when I was younger and they were smaller though
I queued again and didn’t get anything. Fuck you all
>>562321807in your dreams maybe bronytroon
cute, he sleeping
>>562320291Reminds me of ER pre-sote.
Which one of you was this?
>>562324034me
>>562324034WTF is your drip, I wanna see
>>562321609I have OW but haven’t played last the beginning yet. Hope it’s good.>>562321975Jej.
1/3 posting
>>562311649Its the nature of multiplayer games.Nightreign has no lore to discuss because its all non canon "what if"s so the only staying topic is long term erg players and personalities like streamers.Elden Ring was released 4 years ago, base game lore was already a cut mess of vague whatever but SOTE turned the lore into bad fanfiction so there's nothing to discuss.Doesn't help that Duskflop isn't looking good either.
I don't get it
i’m playing mmo today :)
why havent they added SOTE stuff in Nightreign?
>>562325037they're waiting till playercounts drop to ds2 levels of low, then they'll release it to ''revive'' the game
>>562325037If revs get their hands on KLS every run will become obnoxious as shit and the game will superdie
>>562325037Played them with the modded seamless lobbies, they didnt really add much to the game.
>>562324803>>562317761which mmo
>>562325607are there other mmos other than wow or eso
>>562324718Hit the nail on the head. To say things are looking bleak is something of an understatement>>562325037Because that’s too much work and not worth the effort now that they’ve hit the quota
>scramble together 13 win streak with randos>have miserable 14th game with a Pepe tier ironeye having a strange melty>final ring the blue disconnects>game ends and can’t be rejoinedBrilliant
>>562325607FF14. Gotta make sure my cuties have the fun they deserve~
Can I keep blogposting my DS2 run or bad idea?
how do be good at night reign i keep dying to night 2 boss i am solo please
>>562326102sure t's not that off topic
>>562326000Fuck that coulda been me, game been acting up latelySorry.....
>>562326102You have my permission
fc?
>>562326334ok
>>562326334Yes please I'm not sick enough of Limgrave just yet
>>562326334I'm in
>>562326287Alright, here goes nothing. There's this really shit shortcut in lost bastille where I left off that leads back to the blacksmith there, and NG+ adds a red dog because fuck it.
>>562326545>>562326102Shut the fuck up go back to where you came from /dsg/troon
>>562312916brown tranny
>>562326545Straid is finally freed, and you get some lore about how he's a pyromancer sorcery hexer whatever genius who was invited to Olaphis but then nobody trusted him and they froze his ass and persecuted a bunch of ppl because the king was afraid of the undead curse. He has zero clue what Drangleic is. Olaphis is weirdly high tech in some ways? The Helix halberd is from Olaphis and it's pretty intricately designed with a heavy attack that has an inner contraption pop out.
>>562326693This this this
>>562326072cringe>>562325875cool + was watching a guy streaming guild wars 2 and it looked comfy and the pets look very silly
>>562326831The game also puts this shield so out of the way, and it's not a very good shield but I find it to be quite iconic to DS2 as it was used by the warrior class in the beta. Also it makes it into DS3 alongside the drangleic shield, golden falcon shield, king's shield, pursuer's shield, and I'm sure there's a few others.
can someone post that dsg video where xhey search dsg in the catalog and there's no dsgit was kinda funny I'll admit
>>562326334I wanna but I probably won't be able to join until 3-4 hours from now
>my waypoint is almost right ontop of site of grace>think i'm a psykic>site of grace right next to the map stone and i forgot i put it there>back to being retardedfeels bad man
>>562324208Helm of SolitudeHorned Warrior ArmorMessmer Soldier GauntletsGaius's Greaves
>>562326936:(
Wondering about /dsg/ are you? True enough, in any other circumstance they be shitting our threads… Long ago, Fat Janny commanded Saar Trish to purge the souls folk. A cleansing by bump limit. It’s no wonder /dsg/ holds /erg/ in contempt. That aside, anon is by nature a creature of shitpost. And in this regard, the souls folk are no different. They were never saints. They just happened to be on the losing side of a war. But it’s still a wretched shame.
>>562327481Leda!
>>562327481/erg/ posts are so weird
>>562327481Shut up trish no one asked
>>562325287>every runAre you retarded? There would be no way to guarantee KLS in a run, you'd have to get extremely lucky with secondary seal spells.You should instead be worried about needle piercer spam with dormant LGS.
>>562316245Rapedahn lost to Malenia thoughbeit
Okay nevermind I'm leaving
>>562327797from where?
>>562316436click and then download pixiv images before posting them thanks
>was 5000/6000 in depth 4 with randos, mostly just due to luck>end up getting 3 ed fights back to back so derank np>dreglord>np, holy shit depth 3 feels so easy compared to depth 4>carelessley all go down to death knights despite doing stupid damage>do another game>host with shitty fucking intenet>he disconnects>somehow I end up totally desynced in a boss fight can't see any enemies seeing the other player getting killed>he eventually beats the boss because I can revive him over and over without behind hit because no enemies>can't interact with bonfire>he leaves>I leave>3200Deep of night is such a meme. Anyone queuing, I'm fine at the regular fights but I still go down on ED fights so hoping there's some depth 4 sisters here to play with...
>>562318071What's the point of doing vinyl when no one has record players anymore?
>>562318559or, maybe, just maybe, you don't want to play the game>>562327945just consume the merch goy
>>562327880Im gonna be queued
>>562321659You stomped the brony talking about xherself in third eprson>>562321807lol
gg
>>562328167do you even know what "third person" even means lmao?
>>562328167>eprson
oops, I meant cobson
hi
now that the dust has settled. what went wrong?
IT'S /ERG/ FIGHT CLUB, MOTHERFUCKER!IT'S /ERG/ FIGHT CLUB, BITCH!(Let's Get Some Pussy Tonight)>Format: Combat OrdealNumber of Players: 4>Spirit Ashes: ProhibitedPassword: erg>Venue: anyBRING YOUR COSPLAY, YOUR METASWEAT, YOUR LITERALLY (YOU), YOUR RANDOM BULLSHIT GO, YOUR A-GAME, AS LONG AS YOU BRING IT!
elden
>>562329529holy reddit batman
>>562329529reeks of dsg
529brownest post in the thread
>>562329637literal newfag
>>562329529I missed these posts, hang tight a few hours more pls
>2/4
>3/4
Helen gun when
>>562329529popping my p*ssy at the erg fc
>3/4>>562330601Whatever rocks your boat I guess
Whatever flips your burguer
>>562329990>dsjeet thread shitter meltykino
>>562330601trash...
>>562329637you raped her gg
You really struck the truth bomb on the head. Well done, ambitious tarnished
ED Gladius fucked my shit up.
eeeeerm.....
3/4/4
what the fuck someone join or i'll shoot myself
Gg and nyaice to meet you
>>562329529I'll be home in 23 more hours, please save a spot.
>>562332114if you're not actually queued tomorrow at that time I'm going to feel forced to do something really quirky
I need a gf
its been 30 minutes
>dsjeets can't get a fc going love to see it
>>562305162QRD?
erg WE NEED YOUR HELP HELP US PLS XD
its up
>back to 3/4 waitin room
you guys should do 1v1s until a 4th one joins
we are in a match
>>562332997many such cases>>562330906>burguer
>>562334183ruler
>>562327573Even though that’s a /dee ess jeet/ immigrant post >>562327945Plenty of people have record players, it’s a burgeoning business that’s seen a good deal of resurgence these days even, the better question is who’s to buy a vinyl of something that’s so subpar
>>562327945Third worlder or don't have many friends? Call it
>>562334358But /dee ees jeet/ immigrants wouldn't use eldie ring fanart
1/3
Come on guys, I wanna use the Zweihander now
>>562335335Hold on boo I had to take a work call, brb piss break
>>562335369hi
gg 'del
>>562335335noob web desu
gah
>>562336070out fucking played
>>562324742>me when grafted gs dropped day 1
>>562336070raped
>>562336070
>>562331980creepy...
>>562336070>nothing personal k-aaaaargh
Picture this : a Soulslike where you play as a soldier of the British empire
>>562337626fag
>>562337626https://store.steampowered.com/app/4054220/Unleash_The_Avatar/
>rapier>bloody helice >curved gs>beast warrior>lagrancid 'lub glad I didn't join
queue?
>complaining about curved gs
>rapier>bloody helice >curved gs>beast warrior>lagkino 'lub glad I did join
helice w the shield crash bleed poggy
1/3 billion
>>562337949dsg
3/4
even doe there are 1.45 billion dsgers
>>562337626Based, it would be like Jack's game, but he's British. >>562337814>>562337795>t. colony-victims
>>562338520Woahhhh Scary Wojak Dude Im Like So Friggin Scared Right Now !!!!!
>>562338520tel aviv impressed
I joined queue.I have time for like 1 to 3 games.
>>562338520just stop man this is so embarrassing
>>562338914>le negro reactionHoly cattle>>562338647>xhe doesn't know
>>562338520wooah so badass
Haven't played since January. Has this game got any content updates yet?
>>562338839Someone is dodging everything
>Skim thread>See posts complaining about "browns" again. >Unironic posts about colonizing.This place is a shit hole.
^ lol
>>562338974hate to break it to you but if you're out here posting "scary wojaks" then you are straight up cattle yourself
>>562339159Give me like 5 mins I'll come back I promise
>>562339228ok sarjeet
>>562338520There's nothing cool about colonizing. Leave the indigenous alone.
are crossbows any good for base elden ring
>>562339314I'm gonna take a leak then
>>562339543Yes
>>562339543No, they get no scaling so apart from the early game it's only for status / artillery
>>562338520>>562337626Posts that made the /dee ess jeet/ falseflag like nobody’s business nice work thanks for proving it would be kino
>>562340342>>562340165why d9es nt it have more rape"? miyazaki ?
>>562340165>samefagging this hard out of desperation kinda cringe bro
Young tarnished you hit the nail on the head very hard with flaming ambition, very good very good, you've made them seethe.
still 3/4, I guess someone is taking a shit
>trans fc
>>562340342>>562340618Don’t respond twice faggot maggot you already overplayed your hand this is embarrassing for you
>>562340618>terrjeet is a leftroonTypical
>>562341207>thread shitter schizo meltdowntheater
You made them overplay their hand, very good. Nicely done.
>>562341036still?
>>562341302yep
>>562341302we had 5 matches and now it's back to 3/4
>>562340165 (Me)Oops I'm a bit on the brown and retarded side haha this was actually meant for >>562340618 and >>562340342
>>562341290>self narration already startingKinography for sure
>>562341254Are you surprised? He’s always going on about black penises. Of course he doesn’t like to be reminded his goats were The Raped.
>>562341559Why is lero like this
>>562341559>5 year old webmgrim
>>562341639lerolero
>>562337626I would play it. Would be cool traveling around and fighting everything from Boers to jeets to Gurkhas to injuns. Sadly it would be met with the same brown meltdown we’re currently witnessing.
>lerowhy is terr so obsessed with this cuck
IM BROWN IM BROWN YOU KNOW IT ELDEN LORD
i just overplayed my hand and was sent flying well done victory is yours
>>562341892i did this
>>562341892giwtwm
>>562341589>suddenly mentions black penises out of nowhereWeird. Keep your fetish to yourself next time thanks.>>562341865We know, deviljeet.
I'm gonna eat something gonna be back if the fc is still up
Ok I'm going back in for more bullshit backstabs xoxo
>matchmaking has been cancelledWell I guess that's all good night everyone good afternoon rya [\spoiler]
imagine if everyone in elden ring was a hot futa girl and moids were extinct
>>562336070I wish I was there.
>>562342048>>562342063>>562342108>>562342149wtf...
https://files.catbox.moe/njxhif.jpg
>>562341990 (me)and just to be clear im this brown retard here >>562342043 (me) and here >>562341498 (me)
>>562342183WHY DIDNT GOD MAKE ME A SUPER HOT FUTA FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>562342043>projectionClassic
>>562342179Uhhhh duel then?
>>562337814What relevance does this jeetslop vaporware have
We bullied the shit out of Fulghor.Marais's sword is nuts. And I was only witness to it. No one should hav all that power
You ended them justly. Well done.
>>562342183I expected a nice picture but instead I got nonsense.
ggs fc>>562342534ill pass
>>562342746It wasn't THAT bad
pumping
>>562342746is it over already?
Well I think I’m the blocked. Which is sad since I think the blockers where the ones throwing my games
>>562341207>>562341254don't reply twice terrtroon obnoxious thread shitter no one likes you
>>562342183All futards go to hell btw
>>562343112take your own advice obnoxious faggot retard kys
>colonial empires trigger terrnoted…
What if instead of pornography they started posting nice things?
You can't find games at d5 anymore with no pw
>>562342746I would come to the fc's but I suck too much and I'm new and I can't emote or show respect properly
>>562343327please
>>562342183>not Futa Rev x Reclusebimbotrash
>>562342260>>562342313>terrjeet replying twice again out of sheer frustration yup it's kino
>>562343452I'm turboshit at PVP and I still had fun, hop in sweet cheeks
>>562343452I am doodoo at pvp and I still have fun, you should try it anon, there's no real pressure
ZestyDuck
>>562343327>>562343460here u go >>444700709 >>562343452i started joining when i had 40 hours total
>>562343618Cute.
>>562342183>futa recluse and not futa revI puke.
Well I am officially done. An undertaker in the hollows decided the best course of action at D5 to dying once to red lobster was to run past the entire thing. Shout out to a certain person always disconnecting and ruing 4 of my 50+ streaks, people throwing my games and the zdps faggots. I fucking despise playing this game at this point and I hate everyone on the password. Goodnight, hope you’re all miserable
I'll give it a couple in case another anon finishes his chow and someone else caves in
>>562343618really good doggys
>>562343490>only one person hates meClassic
>>562343970Game FUCKING crashed
>>562343452just spam block to signal friendliness
>>562343603>>562343591picrel: when we make basically the same post within seconds of each other
>>562343970I'm back and ready for more
>>562339228Sounds like Reddit is more your speed. You should go back.
wex dust chads…
>>562344536I'm still waitin, 2/2
>>562343273xe misses the dutch empire so much, can't blame xim
>>562343439werks on my machine>>562343273Very telling considering he's supposed to be Dutch, least obvious brown immigrant giveaway
>>562337626>>562341750definitely has potential, but what would the actual gameplay look like?
>>562343970I'll definitely try to join a fc if it forms again some other day but not tonight sorry
>>562345053* Anon will remember this.
>>562343880Ugly
>>562343931Lmao thats on you for not blocking that laggard
Anon you hit the nail on the head
I don't like elde nring
>>562344930sekiro but youre sean bean in sharpe
>>562345204
>>562343931Whomst and who-ith?
>>562345994naam?
>>562345994q'd
>>562344846>>562344928Don't reply to yourself twice thread shit-terr no one will ever love just hang yourself already
>>562344930>>562345793Try Rise of the Ronin and go full European Sabe/Bayonet and greatsword build.
>>562344846>>562344928>>562345326>>562343273Made him cry profusely here victory is yours
Welp, it's official. There are 20 instances of Dreglord in my history. Making Dreglord 1/5th of all my expeditions. I would start dodging him, but his fight isn't as stressful as balancers.
fc status?
In all seriousness, how could an ER2 work? Taking in consideration the lore and everything that happened in 1?
Somebody post the blocklist so I know who to block in D5.
I feel dirty attacking people that are already fighting
>>562347437This is okay to do What's not okay to do is to attack when someone is drinking their physick
>>562347437me too but it seems customary
>>562347063drop the erdtree in lothric
>>562347063>implying mike cares about the loreroru.>make a bunch of random creatures and architecture>write some vague incoherent shit>"seeketh yon zanziring, bambieshart... the mimsy broves outgrathe... hehehe...">sloptubers adlib your "lore" and fans call you a genius>raugh
>>5623470615/6
saaribart forgaive me
>>562342669Yeah we did, Fulghor should be free on paper outside of some conneciton fuckery like last time we had the same team vs Holy horse.
You can riposte me after breaking my guard poodoodoo
>>562348103Practice dodged a game before this tje faggot
>>562349078What Nightlord + Name check?
>>562347437I combat that feeling by attacking people that are already fighting
>>562349123Does it matter he dodge like 50 games a day. Could probably name everyone
>>562348502I know, but those feel less satisfying than regular fighting for me!
I do think practice dodging so much on the password has become an issue
What are you guys talking about? I haven't see Practice dodge anyone but Augur. But at the same time, I've only seen Augur come up once in the last 17 day. So I haven't seen Practice dodge in 17 days.
>>562349572I think him seed checking has been an issue for a longer time
Maybe you should Practice Dodging
>>562349818I dunno if it’s him but typically when I get a connection error his name has been in the recent players. Think he done it twice for balancers in recent memory
okay have to stop, don't really know any weapons besides the scythe so I'm pretty boring, thanks for the fights, will stay for longer next time
>>562349572I think the map and nightlord checking is a bit unbased. Does make me lose a bit of respect and turn my brain off a little when in his games. Kinda feels like when sneedger was about
>>562350034It's possible that was me, Creasy. I've dodged them 4 times in the last weak or so. But I dunno.
>>562350192Nah you weren’t in the recent players, certain it’s him. It’s a bit annoying that he can dodge then reload the game and get a game straight away too
This deflection mod is really fun. Fights feel more engaging when I'm not flopping around all over the place
>>562350335It makes sense that he can join a game quickly. When he dodges, two players are dumped back to the roundtable, and go back into queue. It doesn't take long for the game to load. Just have to wait for steam to update the cloud, and it takes like 30-60 seconds to return to the roundtable, where the other 2 are waiting.
>>562350525She is cute
>>562350525
>>562350525Make her eyes blue or green and make her less asian>>562350765This tbqh
I still gooned to this
Please don't taint the brazilian griefer's reputation any further
>>562351293don't impersonate me nigger I gooned to this
>>562350669what did anon mean by this
>>562347910Pretty much. Hit the nail on the head.
>>562350925Red eyes matches better with the red on the clothing though
>>562263990Damn, climbing out of D4 was super easy, I feel like I can carry with a lot of bosses now too, my only loss was against ED dogs, honestly I was expecting a lot more of suffering
>>562338520lol imagine being proud of being the descendant of rapists, /pol/cels are not human
>>562351920Good job undersisssy *slaps your slut butt*
>>562350525No bullshit this is genuinely the most repulsive character I've ever seen what the fuck were you thinking
>>562352147why isn't there more rape in elden ring
>>562350925>IS THAT AN ASIAN PERSON?! AIEEEE! SAVE ME MARIKA!
>>562352290because you're not the target audience
>>562347063Elden Ring 2 will either be Dark Souls 2 2 or something like Dark Souls 3>REMEMBER TEH FIRST GAEM??!?!?!?>MOHG!!1!!>RADAGON!!1!!!>MARIKA!!1!!!>dung eater is back!111>HEOLSTOOOOR wait that was in Nightreign that's a spinoff>STORMVEIL>WE GO BACK TO LIURNIA, I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW IT>I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW RADAHN AGAIN>I APPLAUDED IT FOR BEING DIFFERENT>IT BROKE NEW GROUND!!!!!!!!1111!!!!
>>562352558Honestly, I don't know if Fromsoft has any new ideas in them. The descent down Siofra well for the first time is their peak. Where do they go from there?
>>562352558reddit
>>562352227I just want to talk about the game why do you have to be so cringyDo people like you spent their entire day masturbating or something
>>562352329Get better taste is all I'm saying.
>>562353465do you queue on the password
>>562353465Cutie
>>562353497And your taste just happens to be exclusively white women.And you just have to inform us at every possible opportunity that you dislike everyone who isn't white.
>>562353465don't reply then, fag
>>562353465>Undersissy in a trance when she sees BWC
>>562353670>exclusively white womenYou don't know that, though, but yes, it correlates with my race as it should (because that's normal). Meanwhile, your obsession with yellow foids is not normal and basically a fetish.
>>562353647No, from what I've seen anons are really good but there's tons of drama and autism so that shit is not for me, I already get annoyed when I hear somebody spamming pings. Also, there's an Undertaker already there and it triggers me when somebody else picks her
I'm brown and I like all women :)
>>562353868You sound like you would sperg out after every run like creasy so good job saving us the trouble.
>>562353868>spamming pingit's just creasejeet with his sensitive ears but i understand, good luck anon
>>562353465Only the brown ones.
>>562353857>You don't know thatBut I identified a pattern, and made the best guess that you were one of those kinds of people. Turns out I was correct. You're a whiny crybaby racist. It's one thing to have a preference, and another thing to exclude all else and call everything outside of your preferences a fetish. And then on top of that, bring your weird hang-ups about race to us, and bother us about it.
>>562353927We know terrjeet, you have to widen your options because high-quality white women are out of your reach.
>>562353465>Do people like you spent their entire day masturbating or somethingterr obsessed schizo sure does. if he's not accusing someone of being terr he'll be ERPing with the tranny posters here
>>562354310You tell em' bronybro
>Kai Cenat teases his return to streaming in a new IG storyholy shit the return of the king
>>562354483the elden lord
What is it with dsjeets and blacks?
>>562354483>btfo'd every bloodborne tranny by calling the game badKINO.
Cute fc
meow
>>562354063>>562353981See this is the kind of shit I want to avoid I don't want to see>[My in game name here]jeet is doing [fake ass shitpost] everybody!Also to clarify to me spamming ping is when you ping like 5+ times every single time you want people to follow you or just in general having to ping for every single time (I WENT DOWN REVIVE ME IMMEDIATELY) which honestly doesn't happen that often in D5 because everybody understands where to go and what to do but every once and then there's sperglord chinks that do it and make me want to throw the run which I never do because I want to respect everybody's time
>>562355041you seem upset
>>562352147You just described every third world country in the world though?
>>562355041we alr have enough essayposter coomplainer it's okay you can play with randoms
>>562355041plapping this undersissy so they get addicted to pwcawk
>>562353465trish obsessed schizo sure does. if he’s not spending every walking moment talking about trish he’ll be asking for and talking about bibisi and “gock” pics.
>>562354241>>562354358got his third person talking ass
>>562354559They wish were they black, but they’re just brown, so they have to live vicariously through internet famous blacks. Explains a lot about their psychology. Expect the return of ‘bbk’ tier lists soon.
>>562355539even though trash spams porn and got banned for it, nice falseflag attempt though mass replyjeet
>>562355151You say this to everybody>>562355306Yeah, sorry, you guys probably have enough players anyway
Why does this schizo keep bringing up xher's beastiality fetish?
>>562355710>schizojeet feels attacked and immediately shows his bare brown asslike clockwork
>>562355710you just sent that freak flying into orbit with this massive truth nuke well done
>>562355539Truth nuke which demolished samefaggot thread shitters nicely done
>>562354129>no replyHoly fuck you demolished the village dee ess jeet retard everything you just said was pure fact
>>562353715finally a good post
gg you just sent my mass replying threadshitter jeet ass flying into a kino melty great work victory is yours
>>562351293You’re really weird dude
>>562356363Best post so far, not reading the melties above
Can you idiots go one thread without tribalistic shitflinging? Just once?
>>562353857>creasyjeet melty because I don't spam my yellowfever fetish in the notEurope medieval game Get a grip, dude, this is embarrassing.
>>562356574it's dsg culture saar
>>562356574Yelling at each other is part of the dance before we make love with each other
fie fie tarnished
>>562356029>dsjeet bronwoid projectionclassic>>562356617meant for the yellowfever cuck known as creasyjeet defeding xhis fetish like xher life depends on it >>562354129
>>562355539>>562355913>>562356029>>562355692>>562354483>>562354358>>562353715>>562355883You're the worst poster here by far
Dude spammed xhis yellowfetish so hard xhe had to get tandwrangled and banned for it. Embarrassing really.
>>562356925>poster (singular) Try again.
>>562356925you just blew the brown threadshitter known as deviljeet the fuck out with this brutal truth nuke and now he's having a meltdown well done
I think that's enough fighting for me, friendsHave fun
>mass replyjeet has found a new boogeyman now that terr leftgrim
>>562357524gg it was fun, see you next fc if that happens
>>562356363>>562356468This this this>>562356807>>562356925>mass reply Dee ess jeet thread shitter meltyCinema for the ages
>birdsaar is good for demon prince saar>all flasks gone and 3bar'd lol
>>562357532>>562357261don’t talk to yourself weirdo
I think I'm gonna be d4 for the rest of this game's existence
gg suicide dragon
>>562357932play pw for easy carry
>>562358098I do not want to get carried
>>562358303i started playing from d3 and have learned a lot from my indian friends here
>>562269881So here's my build for everyone who askedBeen doing duels for a while, won all of them. But that one player I want to beat? No, this won't do.
>>562356807Huh? Sorry, I was too busy actually playing the game.Well basically, your post is retarded, because you equate him posting his video game character from the video game that this thread is about with "yellow fever spam". There is not equivalency or connection there. Hell, his character isn't even like super asiany either. But you just saw a vague resemblance to asians and shit your pants.And as for the notEuropean game. That's a lie. Because all of the souls games feature an asian starting class, including Elden Ring. And even mix old Asian culture in with European culture. So you're basically just wrong on all fronts and mega retarded. Why do you even waste your time posting at all.
>>562357959Minor shit kept killing me that run. Reminding me that I actually don't like the game, and I'm only playing because of some weird dopamine rush it gives me.
>>562358575you shut that chud down sis
>threadjeet just got his shit kicked in by creasyif you laugh...
>>562358709The other anon is right. You're the worst poster by far. I can't stand the racist whiny fuck head. But somehow you get under my skin more than he does.
>>562358686huh.. practice...?
>>562358801No. Creasy.i don't think Practice posts in the thread. Or if he does, he's good at hiding it. A bunch of Minor shit kept killing me. Like when I approached the death ritual bird, he just happened to angle his swing at me, while targeted on another.Or as soon as I begin my skill against Caligo, that's when she wants to shoot her breath directly down on me. And the skill animation is long, so I just have to sit there and watch myself die.
daily creasyjeet humilation ritual
>>562359042oh, he posted yesterday
fun fc
>>562358575I mean you’re partially right, but the games setting is still obviously European derived, just with other elements as is common in the fantasy genre in general. Not disagreeing on the rest.
>>562358793Out of curiosity, which “poster” do you think he is
>>562357683Of course. And please level up your HP poodoodoo
>>562359498The one who is always like "you demonlish them" and "you annihilated them" and "you shut them down" and that kind of stuff. I don't know what his name is. He's always responding that way for some reason. I can't tell if it's sarcasm, or he's genuine, or if he's trying to instigate, or what his motivations are for those posts. Not knowing what he's about makes him more annoying.
>>562359501oh my tranny
>ARRRRRGGGGHHHH>OOOOUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHH>WOOOUUUURRRRRGGGGGHHHHH
>>562359853He completely obliterated your chink ass. Well done, victory is his to claim
I like creasy
>>562360289yeah me too
>>562359853Ah, well in that case, I can assure you it’s more than one of them doing that at this point
>>562355041Don’t worry you’re way too normal for the PW
>>562360223This made me laugh can’t even lie LOL
>>562360289>>562360331You're only saying that because my win rate improved. Would you like me if I was still blog posting my D3 losses?
>>562360897yeah I would
creasy won btw
I like terr
>>562359281He's such a clown, but a entertianing one to say the least.
>>562361217Creasy is somehow the only one to lose to trish, talk about bottom of the barrel threadcow.
>>562359501That was so epic I aint even mad
>>562361291>>562361394>Still harping on thisLet it go.
>>562361646>still seem upset, and never admit to wrongdoing. Classic creasyjeet.
>>562359501ok I actually will level it before next time, sorry!
>>562359413>but the games setting is still obviously European derivedI never said it wasn't. But the anon is trying to frame the matter as if Asian people shouldn't exist within the setting at all, due to the fact that the setting is primarily European derived. So I highlighted the game's inclusion of Asian people and Asian culture in order to disprove that notion.If you've had such conversations about race in media before, then you've probably heard people assert the idea that you can't just put races other than white in medieval European settings. That's the argument that the anon is implying, even if he hasn't said it outright.
>>562361826>jeet jeet jeetClassic thread shitter spamming buzzterms.
>>562358573Fucking hell, I actually beat every player so far, except the one I actually want to beat.
>>562362273>>562361646Terrtroon tends to get uppity at these hours I wouldn't take him seriously if I were you
>>562362125I didn't mean it in an agressive way, it's just that 36 vigor is too low if you consider wr're using max level weapons
>>562362464Just more buzzterms, this time pointed at someone different. You're no better than him.
>>562362273>post-defeat creasyjeet seethe
>a entertianing
man I love slop
>>562362173Don't argue with him he doesn't know what he's talking about. The Souls game was never purely European-derive just heavily influenced by European elements I mean, we even had an Angkor Wat in DS1.
trish won, creasy lost
>>562363276You're right. And it's not the references that are Asian. the game itself *feels* asian down to its very essence. The Demon's Souls remake shows us what a group of westerners would do with the same material. The Demon's Souls remake feels western.
>>562362173Well, I would argue that they usually shouldn’t, but if it’s explained that it’s the result of natural world building and what not then it’s not too much of an issue, I assume most of those people are taking issue with settings that look like modern NY while adopting the aesthetics of a medieval time period or something.
>>562360918the crystal gem from god3
>>562363802That's from bloodborne
ggpost
>>562363276You didn’t read the post if you think I said otherwise. Having elements from other cultures doesn’t change anything. >>562363689>The Demon's Souls remake feels western.I don’t think that’s a fair comparison at allThose “westerners” were ideologically compromised and did weird shit like race swap certain characters. Give it to a group like the Westerners who made the old Elder Scrolls games and you would have a better picture.
>>562363708>Well, I would argue that they usually shouldn’tThat depends entirely on how authentic the setting wishes to be. If they want to be taken more seriously as historical fiction, then sure. But if they're just making a fun little story about knights slaying dragons, then no, race doesn't really matter.>I assume most of those people are taking issue with settings that look like modern NY while adopting the aesthetics of a medieval time period or something.This is how they present their argument at first, until I challenge them enough, backing them into a corner, when they finally just admit they don't want any non-whites in their stories.
Elden ring is western
>creasy still sperging outNever mind, the other guy won. Just stop, dude.
>>562364132Tell me something I don't know
>>562364195White women > yellowesp in Fantasy
>>562363945Race swapping was only 1 among a thousand bad decisions they made. You can't just hand wave all of their poor decisions because of race swaps.
queueing ergazpacho
I like [insert threadcow here]
>>562364290some people will not like to read this.....
I really suck at melee.
>>562364173Don't talk about yourself in the third person obnoxious brown thread shit-terr
>>562365137just blackpilled losers like Creasy yeah
>>562365209Is she okay?
>>562364109> race doesn't really matterIt depends on how it’s presented. At a certain point, I do expect a level of real life synchronicity. I’m not going to tune into a feudal Japanese themed setting to see assorted races dressed up as samurai for example, but I admit at that point it is up to personal taste, I just don’t think most of that stuff is made in good faith. >>562364335Nobody is doing that. The point is that those people never went into the project with the intention of making a good remake. It would be like me pointing to some other extraordinarily bad product from Asian developers and going “so this is what an Asian media product looks like…”
>>562365519No, she lost to omens...
>>562365619Oh
>>562365519Got into fights with those hulk bears. That little dash they do always gets a hit off on me.
>>562365209Did you just get used too?
>>562365598>The point is that those people never went into the project with the intention of making a good remake. This is wrong. bluepoint has some of the most well trained 3D artists in the industry, and they employed every technique they have in producing the game. On a purely technical level, Demon's Souls looks and sounds amazing. *Purely* technically speaking. What you fail to realize, is that to them, their Diablo-looking version of Flame Lurker looks good. To them, their grotesque version of the fat officials looks good. They tried their best.>I’m not going to tune into a feudal Japanese themed setting to see assorted races dressed up as samurai for exampleSo then you're vehemently against Naruto?
>>562366834It isn’t wrong. That’s all they did, they slathered it in a brand new coat of paint and called it a day, and in the process also largely screwed up the games aesthetic appeal and artistic integrity. Everything is *really* glossy and high definition and I’m sure they’re more than satisfied with the product they ended up putting out, but as most here would and should agree, they fell short where it counts, and that’s presumably why they’re now being taken apart for scraps. No clue where you’re going with this. >So then you're vehemently against Naruto?Not the same thing, no.
>>562366834this is what it looks like when you argue for the sake of arguing
>Zorban actually showed up in my recommendedI can't believe this guy made it
>>562367872you'll make trish jealous don't say that
anyone queuing?
>>562367872you’ll make terr jealous don’t say that
>>562367872When is he going to start uploading yt highlights? He's ngmi.
Not reading anything itt is there really someone defending the bp remake?
>>562352147>jeet self awareness: zerocinema
>>562367794You say you know that their intent was not to make a good remake. But now you're saying that they're more than satisfied with the product they put out. How can you say that their intent wasn't to make a good remake, and also say they're satisfied with their work?>Naruto?>Not the same thing, no.It is an example of what you said: "a feudal Japanese themed setting to see assorted races dressed up as samurai for example"Just replace samurai with ninja.
>>562368272>Doesn't read.>Says something ignorant.Checks out.
>>562368272no
>>562366834>They tried their best.No, they didn’t.
>Executor two barred at phase one>Ironeye six barred and somehow had 0 flasks by phase 2, he spent like 90% of the fight at like 1 hp>Wasted a bunch of flasks trying to revive them because I have never interacted with those craters while he's in a powered state since I'm only used to melee>Choked once at the delayed double stab hitbox>D5 players btwI should uninstall
>>562368602They did. They just have western tastes that conflicts with the source material.
>>562368392Because a good remake is not something that detracts and takes away from the source material. And that’s what we got, because it’s clear they didn’t care for the original. They went into it to put their own spin on it and revamp it in their vision and we got a lesser product for it. That doesn’t mean they aren’t still proud of it.>It is an example of what you saidIt’s not, but I’m not opening that can of worms, anime is its whole own topic.
>>562368759*modern western tastes
>>562355710When did I get banned for it?>>562355716Theres not really any drama just we have 1 deranged player who plays the same build all day, everyday and griefs. weird individuala
>>562368752Ive found its pointless to revive pubs in most situations. 90% of them will die again seconds after getting picked up. They can learn the fight with someone else, you have to play for you.
>>562355710you’ve spammed porn and other assorted off topic nonsense before too and been banned hundreds of times for it so you don’t have a leg to stand on
>>562367848We have a lot of those types here for some reason People who are obsessed with seeing/hearing themselves talk Very strange behavior
>>562369532>>562369656calm down son
So is this how the Pw dies? Every run is creasyjeet and practice? Grim
>>562369807you feeling ok?
>>562369338>They went into it to put their own spin on itThough unverifiable, this is easy to believe. However, this can be due to their own hubris as artists. They believed their artistic vision will improve their product. So saying they put their own spin on it, doesn't prove that they didn't intend to make a good remake. Let alone even touch on the idea that they're "ideologically compromised".>It’s not, but I’m not opening that can of worms, anime is its whole own topic.It really is. Because I said that the necessity for racial demographics to reflect real life, depends on how serious they take their setting. If they don't take it very serious, like Naruto, then it's no big deal. But by YOUR standard, even Naruto needs to be all Asian.
>>562363276>argumentative retard doesn’t readMany such cases
>>562369968im good wbu
Friendly reminder I mindbroke practice so hard he broke his vow of silence just to namecall the wrong person. Genius
>>562369851I'm going to bed soon, but i'll probably queue for a couple games in the morning
9 days between one fc and another...
>>562370103This is depressing because I really enjoyed the headcanon he was an ESL who doesn’t even speak English
>>562357959>you now remember when zane, bjark, and dingle were griefing the password with mainhand greatbow
>>562370421Thats diff because they were so retarded theyd actually r1 with it instead of using a normal weapon>>562370394Nuh uh hes been stalking us the whole time! Just curious I made him tip over just now
friendly reminder trish cheats his relics
>>562369978The only way you’re willing to mince words like this is if your definition of a good remake is different from the one I laid out, and in which case, fair enough, but then there’s not much more to say at this point, you don’t know for a fact and.m neither do I but we do know what we’ve been given and it’s not a particularly pretty picture imo. It’s more than fair to say that they were compromised, yes, and likely even looked down on the original to some degree. The race swapping alone is evidence enough, and also points to them caring very little for the original. The fact remains they strayed from the template, and that it’s an inferior product despite any technical improvements. >It really isIt’s not, I wasn’t factoring in anime for the reasons I said before.
>>562370636Luv its /erg/ everyone brings their best CEkino to the table here
>>562370103>muh reputationLmaooooooooDelusional asf
>>562370629>I would never talk shit about anyone for no reason unless they were rude to me first>zane, bjark and dingle are all retardedcrack station crack hobo trying not to let his fake nice persona slip challenge (impossible)
>>562370103weak attempt, trash
>>562370103Friendly reminder this is the extent of erg password as of now, three mentally ill people running the same three characters over and over again
>>562370791Yeah I take that back I miss zane and dingle. You shouldve said zorbjeet and dingle they were the actual griefbows
>>562370791you owned him good job
>>562370740Stop replying to yourself trash, you already exposed yourself last threadPretending to be someone else and talking to yourself is a mental illness. Get some help.
Oh wow theyre so mad trish won. Cinema
>there are shitters in this general defending trash
Can someone post trish and creasy's steams please?
>>562370791What is a crack station?
>theyre so mad theyre bringing up totally unrelated stuff
You exposed that fraud. Congratulations, the spoils of war are now yours to claim
>>562371071take your bets>trish talking about xherself in 3rd person>dsg shitposters enabling current lolcow>trish's duo
>>562370687I'm not mincing words. You're just not getting that the results one produces, don't necessarily inform you of their intent. What a good remake is to you, and their failing to reach it, does not prove that they intended to make a bad remake. You're reading too much into it. Assuming they have ill intent due to some vague "ideology".>It’s not, I wasn’t factoring in anime for the reasons I said before.It really doesn't matter what you were factoring. You made a generalized statement, and by testing it generally, I've revealed a discrepancy. Now you want to make vague allusions to nuances that you won't specify to try an avoid addressing the discrepancy.
you can be mice
>>562371296Thanks anon-sama. Justice always prevails! >>562371342>Every post I dont like is XPure schizo kinography
if trish is so beloved, why can’t she find a game in pw unless she’s playing with her boyfriend?
>>562371471cheesed to meet u
>>562371572I played a couple games solo today look up. There was a newcutie revAnd because theres mostly creasyjeet and pracshit left
>>562371342Pepe falseflag.
>>562371572uh oh… trish sisters… where are we when she need us…
>>562371471you'll have to pay me copyrights for that sentence, ergistani
Zorgod won. Lolcow lost.
>>562369564Yeah i don't know what was I thinking I should have done it solo, I revived that fucking Ironeye twice at three bars and he went down so easily, I have no idea what the fuck was he doing, I think the Executor also failed like 90% of his parries, fuck me
>>562371678I find it interesting how Trish swears she's not a threadshitter, but she periodically uses the threadshitter's lingo.
>>562371875Its just a way of people calling the N word
looks like a good relic at first but it's actually shit
Is it funny how most of the time trish says something, it’s always about practice?
>>562372103Not true and the only time he said anything was to namecall me and wrong. What a retard.
>>562372103he's obsessed with le winstreak that no one gives a shit about. the irony is he knows he gets carried half the time so it means nothing.
>>562372467Only half the time? Id say thats a pretty good record. And true tinpo carries me usually he so clutch~And you dont need to care, winstreaks are just to have fun with something at stake. Whats yours?
>>562370863schrodingle's box
>>562372467and yet people still play with him all the time while your idol needs her boyfriend to get a game, how strange.
>>562371342>dsg shitposters enabling current lolcowTalk about irony
>>562372103It's just whoever pissed him off last.He went a month straight mentioning Pepe atleast once per thread, before that it would be Zorban. Now (for the last 2 weeks) it's been Practice. He will repeat the same thing for atleast 3 weeks now.>>562370103>>562299412>>562300110
>>562372653>So obsessed he quoted the wrong post awardEpic
>>562372573if you didn't care you would stop obsessing over someone breaking it. block him and do it again if you care so much.
>can’t refutei see
>>562371413Last response since frankly this is way more time than this topic warranted or deserved and the thread is descending into its usual shittery, last word is yours if you want it>don't necessarily inform you of their intentExcept they absolutely do, especially when they’re this blatant and overt in caring about how little they retained of the original. Mind you, this isn’t unique to Bluepoint and DS either, it’s a very common trend among remakes and why people (understandably) tread with caution when they hear about them, very frequently they’re handled by people who haven’t a clue what they’re even ‘remaking’ and are really just there to make something else entirely and actively look down on the product they’re remaking as being ‘dated’. There’s nothing vague about the ideology in question, it’s very noticeable and has been present in numerous media over these last few years especially. I’m not saying that this is solely why it’s bad or that it was motivator for them to make it bad, just that it being present among them played a big role in why it ended up bad, unknowingly or otherwise. >does not prove that they intended to make a bad remakeAgain, only true if you disagree on the definition I outlined, and in which case fair enough, but that’s the end of it.I’m avoiding it because anime and race aren’t nearly so uniform and clear cut as they are in other media by its very nature, especially when it’s far more prone to fantastical ‘features’ to begin with so of course it follows and makes sense I’m not talking about it in the same vein as a tv show or video game. It’s that simple. (Though I will say Naruto in particular played it super loose with its aesthetics and whatnot, especially later on, so still not the best example either).
>>562372753Thats exactly what I been doing And only reason I cared is because he griefed which is considered rude by normal people. Not here tho.
>no double green base chalice for duchess unless you go full greenFUCK
>>562372694Curious how pepe also griefed?
New and Official /erg/ Tier list:Won Tier:ZorbanCCPepeViteazuPracticeSkorvanCreasyLost Tier:TrishSimp Tier:TinpoWho cares tier:Everyone else
>>562372670/dsg/ always does this since their thread culture is centered around shitposters and avatarfagsnoxtroon, pmask, nezuk, madison, etc every single one of those attention starved faggots are enabled by themthey don't care about becoming lolcow themselves as long as it makes the thread more entertaining or whatever (see: gr*** ugly inbred face, humiliation webms, blacked spam)
>>562372860nobody obsesses this much over a grief. i blocked a couple of griefers ITT and never posted about it again, you've been obsessed for weeks because of le streak. that only makes you more annoying on top of the common knowledge that you're a shitter.
>>562372994fact check status?????
>>562372994Where is my official /erg/ terr list, though? I wanna climb terror ranks
>thread devolving into schizo non senseWell im out threadjeets gonna queue with my darling>>562373041Ill do whatever I want block me if you dont like
>>562373154YWNBFP
>im outyou're not>i'm going to queueyou're not
>>562372994boring list desu
>>562372694this is sad, when will he becomes a better man… oh wait
Damn, trish stirring the chicken coop so hard
>>562371875A lot of people use it ironically in fairness
>>562373154be nice to me
Defending trash this hard and yet never helping him get a game, how strange. It’s as if these people never exist.
Did they ever explain what the hell is going on here?
>>562373939If you're not making headcanons you already lost the lore battle
>>562373824S-Sorry.. if you put it like that..>>562373865Ive been mostly playing with streamers or tinpo nowadays. If the pw takes longer than 5 minutes im out
>every NR streamer magically jumped to 110 concurrent viewers and stays thereSo fucking sus
>>562374330except trish lol
>>562374421Trish doesnt viewbot yeah
Im ready to hear that truth btw
>>562374515neither do the rest
>>562372994I'm legit worried tinpo might be a grooming victim
>>562373824We’re all nice to you>>562373996So true this is why every woman is pregnant with Godfrey’s spawn
>>562372857>last word is yours if you want itI'll take it.>Except they absolutely doNo, not necessarily. If you step on an ant hill, is it your intent to ruin an ant hill? The ant might see it that way, because from its limited perspective, all it sees is a giant foot ruining the entrance to its home. But in reality, you were just passing through, and didn't see the ant hill. It was of no concern to you.As for the actual remake: While, yes, it's believable that they thought their own vision was better than the original, that doesn't mean they intended to make a bad remake. Whether I agree with your definition or not doesn't matter. What matters is how THEY see their own work. If they see their own work as an improvement, then their intention is to make a good remake. Regardless of whether or not they upheld your definition.>and actively look down on the product they’re remaking as being ‘dated’See here, is where you're conflating things. "Dated" in what way? Graphically speaking, the game *is* dated. But you probably mean in terms of social sensibilities. Like "there is not black representation, it's so dated. Get with the times." I can kind of see how they would think that. Hence the race swap. But thinking that the lack of representation is dated, does not translate into thinking that Selen Vinland's character design is dated. You're conflating the two things.As for the Naruto stuff: You are oddly giving anime a free pass, and your excuses make no sense. It's "far more prone to fantastical 'features'? What? TV shows and videos games are all highly fantastical as well. Or they CAN be if the creators so choose. I guess it's pointless to ask now: but why do you give a pass for anime to be fantastical, but don't give tv shows and video games the same pass? That seems very boomer of you.Ultimately, I think you've built up strong rational walls to protect your biases and prejudices, and you don't even realize it.
>>562316216Did you IP log me by any chance?
>>562374636Yup, trish is on the right but brown. Just put a wylder helmet on the kid on the left.
>>562372994>no terr on the wonned listalmost based
>>562373996Fine. Its Godricks goon cave.
>>562375047gem
>theadshitters have nothing to add if theyre not seeting over tr*shSad general
>>562374802No, I actually didn't queue today at all and instead did some jolly fuckery in regular ring. Bone-chilling amount of brazilians out today
>>562375083It would be inaccurate if he did that
>>562373008Nezuk and Madison we're cool doe
>>562376289>terrjeet delusions
>Go back to my mage after doing melee>Shitting on bosses without even tryingReally puts into perspective how easy magic is lmao
>>562376428I find ranged really hard, specially with Recluse, I'm so used to dodging shit in melee range I always get clipped, Ironeye is pretty easy though he has a free out of jail card
good morning erg!!
>>562377161>>562377161>>562377161
>>562377105Actually good morning zoraya
>>562376289>ESL>>562377181It really wasn’t the time to do that buddy
>>562377653We're at bump limit on page 10 it's the perfect time
>>562377456
queue up
>>562377653dumb newfig
