Queen of /wpsg/ Edition>Released ServersTurtle WoW - https://turtlecraft.gg (Vanilla+)Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en (BBC+, Classless, Reborn Classic+, Custom Classes/CoA, Epoch)Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (TBC, WOTLK, MoP)Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (WoD on Legion client, Legion content coming soon)Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive)Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)>Active GuildsTo join a guild, post your in-game name or ask for the name of someone online.<Branded> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire realm, crossfaction, raids at 18:00 GMT (server time)<Evil> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire realm, crossfaction, raids at 20:00 GMT (server time)>BBC+https://github.com/ascensionhandynotespoi/HandyNotes_Ascension_POIhttps://bronzebeardmaps.pages.dev/>TurtleAll Turtle addons (copy & paste github links on the launcher) - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddonsMisc - https://database.turtlecraft.gg | https://talents.turtlecraft.gg | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtletimers.com>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creationshttps://pastebin.com/9C4nXnUC>Previous Thread>>562150375
im so fucking hard right now keep posting this slut
yeah sorrysylma is still and will forever be queen of /wpsg/ even in death
>felyx>hokum>valndaar>raino>sigvul>gargulAll these faggots simped for an Indian tranny
>felyx>hokum>valndaar>raino>sigvul>gargulAll these faggots got catfished and simped for an Indian tranny
>>562357650><Branded> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire realm, crossfaction, raids at 18:00 GMT (server time)><Evil> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire realm, crossfaction, raids at 20:00 GMT (server time)The raid times are reversed. Branded raids at 20:00 GMT. Evil raids at 18:00 GMT.
Hey guys did you here that Felyx, Hokum, Valndaar, Raino, Sigvult, and Gargul are FAGGOTS who got catfished and simped for an Indian tranny?
>things are heating up in the gay nigger community
>>562358689Why are you posting sissyhypno?
>>562358689Which one of these anons is "secretly" Rasknitt the AI Slopslut?
>Evil, the supposed "raiding" guild all simping for an Indian AI slop spamming twink>Branded, the supposed "ERP" guild too busy helping new players get their attunesReally makes you think.
>Raskizzat
>>562358909I think Rasknitt is Nanky's alt. Just a hunch.
>>562357805SYLMAAAAA
Rasknitt is Elaynna.
Rasknitt is Torzag is Jib.
>>562358689oops forgot to crop the pugs out of this image
>>562359324this is what killed her
Rashnitt stands for Rashjeed LOL
Rasknitt more like RaskJEET
>rasknitt starts posting when it's morning in india>rasknitt stops posting when it's night in indiaWell at least he's on a good sleep schedule
>>562358909It's Elafi
>>562359685molten core opening day was a movie
jibbed for her pleasure
Flag simped for Rasknitt and gave her loot from MC.
>playing shitty pservers instead of retail or anniversarylol enjoy your europoors
>>562357870>>562357920Not beating the erp guild "allegations" are you there <Evil>?
>>562360287
>>562360448>retail or anniversary
>>562360503average pserver euro/chink
>>562360171dont post this.... so many lost... quit to never return... its sad
>>562360448I wish I could but every server is polluted with mutts, spics and chinks.
The new Warlock & Rogue class weapons from quest chains starting at Timbermaw Hold (available July 3rd for Ambershire), they're currently both bugged on Nordanaar proving once again that its the test server
>>562360961garbage retail tier items, turtle sucks ass
>>562360961Why did they make the items naxx tier
>>562360961so hunters, priests, warlocks and rogues get epic weapons from a thematic quest because ............................and the rest?why not wait until you finish these for all classes before releasing them
>>562361120hack devs that got surpassed by SoD
>>562357650Fuck off attention whore
>>562360961Class weapons are a cool idea until you realize they either invalidate most/all other weapons in the game or they suck and aren't worth getting.
>>562361772hot
>>562361772Why would <Evil> worship some pajeet from <Branded>? >>562357870
Hello sirs fresh image of my character, has anyone AI slop request
why would you make fun of an AI slop poster by making your own AI slop
>rasknitt stocks are sinkingSELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
>>562362269because they're all made by me (kerillian's owner)
>>562361062>cthun level boss>cthun level loot
Why doesn’t <Branded> have any loot drama?
I know you're reading this thread.You lost.I won.Just a reminder.
>>562360961>rogue class weapon>it's a fucking swordretarded
>>562362868because pugs take all the loot
>>562362914>temu sylma
>>562362971Daggers rogues have been op for far too long
>>562362868Branded's loot drama is, uh, "different"...See >>562362914
>>562362914on second thought maybe I won't play with /wpsg/ guilds
>>562362959>>562363016
>>562362868because they can’t raid and don’t get any loot
>>562363042>evil has loot drama over pixel swords>branded has loot drama over pixel "pussy"we are not the same
>>562362959Should have been a dagger that can shift into a sword instead of two swords.But if they are two swords why not give them a set bonus to encourage players to use them together?
>>562363016Daggers don't do shit anymore, devs hate rogues
>>562362914Why are you pretending to be me schizo
>>562362914>file.png>>562363417>file.pngtandrok...
>>562363337>Daggers don't do shit anymoreHow come the second best dps in k40 is a dagger rogue then?
>>562363193who fucking cares, it's a pve serverand even then they can tune numbers if shit is brokenby that logic flavor trumps everything and daggers are mainly a rogue weapon
Do you think Rasknitt and Tandrok use the same shitting street?
>>562363634>supposed to be the best single target DPS class>only secondlol???
>>562363508
>>562363731Retard
>>562363075only smart post in the thread
>>562363731genius
uh oh stinky
>>562363702>One is an indian AI retard and the other is the ALPHA BULL guild master of <BRANDED> There's no comparison.
>alpha bullfailed male
>>562364276tandrok...
No you don't get it. I really am a FEL ORC BRUTE in real life. Your women should watch out for my Big Orcish Penis. Feel intimidated, boy?
You guys joke but Tandrok really does say cringe shit like this in guild chat.
Let me explain <Branded> to you.Right now, <Branded> has a clique of mentally broken trannies who are constantly online. These include Permalocked, Meradith, Rackbride, Nyssara, Dathran, and Tandrok.Despite being a clique and grouping together, they don't get along. Tandrok and Rackbride both shitpost each other in this thread and in /heals/. Rackbride does it by posting about how "that orc" (meaning Tandrok) is a bad dom, and invented a whole story while masquerading as Nyssara of how bad orc erpers were and forced her to quit (protip she didn't quit). Meanwhile Tandrok has figured it out and started hitting back. Meanwhile Dathran is playing both sides against each other, joining in on the shitposts because he doesn't like either doms. Hilariously, the subs in the guild are well-behaved and don't start any drama (outside Moonroar, who wants to be Rackbride's one and only), but do play into the drama by refusing to do shit about it. Permalocked knows what they're doing and refuses to kick them or intervene. But it's all these "doms" acting like little bitches.Long story short, that clique of faggots have invested so much time into their shitty guild that they don't have any high level alts in <Evil>. And these are the psychos you want to avoid.That said, I do believe some <Evil> people made <Branded> alts. But they'd also just do the needful, jerk off, and that's that. They aren't the ones engaging in all this dumb drama shit. I also think some of them have backed away from <Branded> because if you look at the roster there are a ton of inactive low level characters where they got their nut and split.
Dear Branded, what are your raiding hours?I don't ERP but you guys seem cool, does this rule me out?
9 am tandrok back to work, those old ladies arent gonna scam themselves
Peaceful swimming post with my horse
>>562365846based neutral party anon, what stops you from joining evil or branded?
So Tandrok is actually a skinnyfat indian right?
>>56236542820:00 GMT Saturdays and Sundays
>>562366519>that late on sundaysNigga I got work monday
>>562365846I don't even want to see your butt.
>>562366626Then you should be asleep right now
>>562366760>he doesnt have tomorrow offA certain holiday americans don't celebrate perchance?
>>562366912Good Friday isn't a day off from work.
>>562367067In first world countries it is
>>562367192Oh yeah? Name ten.
>>562366641it's over...
>claims to not be prison gay>only ever erps with female toonslol
>amerigoylems don't get friday freelmaoooooooo
Good Friday is a public holiday and a day off work in many, but not all, European countries. It is widely observed in Germany, the UK, and Nordic countries, but it is a regular working day in Belgium, most of France, and not a statutory holiday in Ireland.
Argentina has Good Friday as a public holiday.
>>562368208>the argentinian tranny is trying to larp as a first worlderay dios mio
>>562366912You don't have a job Aecheur and you're already in <Evil>
>>562365896I dunno, i'm thinking of joining one of those though. especially when there was some clique behavior and butthurt at me in my guild >>562366641Time to race change to male dwarf and join a dad guild
>>562369384>haha wouldn’t it be silly if instead of being a gross freak i played the game normally with normal people
Rasknitt is a short, balding brown man in real life.But in Turtle Wow he’s a sex clown.
why this bitch got her feet out
a guy in my dad guild brought his dad to raid todaygrandpa guild
In my first DMR run ever I was the youngest person at age 30. Had two 60+ year olds and the run took four hours
>>562371752nelves are warcraft's hobbits
>bought mats for an item that doesn't exist in turtledamnI just wanted my wicked moonstone ring for shadow damage
>>562367192Brasil is first world now? Nice~
ikyk and idc
>>562368143Yeah France got jewed out of most of their holy days beeing days off in the glorious (jewish) revolution of liberal enlightenment.
still banned on twow for dindunothn twow is racis against us green folks
>have an itch to level a prot pally on ambershire>realize that as a tank i typically need to lead groups>and get expensive shitty flasks and consumes in raids>and that my gear is the gear that matters most because if i did>worse yet this will all apply to every other retard on this classi hate gearing up as is, dragging groups down as a tank sounds even fucking worse
>>562387923prot paladin (and ret) are the least in demand classes on twow. they're also the most obnoxious to gear up and get consumes running for
>>562389758That's only because everyone already has a prot paladin to do lashers.
>>562389758Are Holy Paladins even in demand?
>>562390691Anything that can heal is in demand, except maybe holy priests because they only bring healing.
>>562390570ok?>>562390691yes. pic related is 99% of fagadins on twow and they all want to be onions ret with prot offspec (heh i don't heal silly billy - i haven't even learned the redemption spell). druids are also in a similar boat and want to be tankybearboi furrynigger extraordinaire.anyone who heals is literally chad amongst incels and it's a chads market
>Play shaman have to do quest to be able to play my class>Play mage or warlock class quests give really good gearI'm starting to think not all classes were dev'd equal in original wow.
>>562391240The problem with healing on paladin is managing 2 gear sets, why would any one want to do it, that and despite sylvans blessing really helping balance out, feral is just better for leveling and being a tank means you can reduce retards getting you killed by like 1%.
>>562391425>why would any one want to do itif you want to raid you either heal or you aren't getting a spot, especially at this stage on amber. it's just that simpleor be one of the umpteenth retniggers standing around in sw with soulforge begging for a raid spot. the amount of paladins that simply refuse to carry any healing off set is staggering and never see the inside of the raid (pugs that don't make it past the first boss not withstanding)
>>562391425>The problem with healing on paladin is managing 2 gear sets, why would any one want to do itYou're a hybrid, this is expected of you. You're in luck as a Paladin as well because they're the only class which can use int/spirit Plate gear. As a priest you get to have all your shit stolen by the other caster classes.
If all dps players disappeared overnight nothing of value would be lost
>>562391425jfc it just never ends with hybrids. its not enough that they have the easiest time leveling with all the qol shit they have, getting to do comparable dps to pures whilst also retaining their insane utility kit and so on, but the expectation of carrying some gear for their different specs is a little too muchwho am i kidding, it's just healing. they have no issue carrying tank and dps sets, but ask one to heal and its the end of the world
Turtlewow if it was good
hey bro let's grind prebis! mc is launching next week and we can't be caught slacking! my consumes? yeah i prepared them already
>Level as a tank or dps for 300 hours>okay now heal>have no experience>get flammed>go back to what i knowit's probably why so many warriors also refuse to tank
kino is back
You. Join. Now.
>>562393283This is why you practice. You queue up as both tank and healer, it's not difficult to keep some offpieces while leveling. There's gonna be times a tank has already queued and you get to heal. No need for healing/tank talents until the mid-50 dungeons where you should start working on your pre-BiS.
How would he fare in Azeroth?
Bloody Bhenchod Shaman Cunt Faggot Bitch
>>562393782mid diffed by tung tung tung sahur
>rogue, warrior, paladin, shamanbrown>mage, priest, warlock, druidindian>hunterwhite
I would ironically play World of Brainrotcraft and main a Burbaloni Lulliloli.
>>562393782WTF is this real?
my level 67 bombardilo crocodilo
>Bumpbots
"BRO I PLAY TRALALERO TRALALA FOR THE CLASS FANTASY">*crits you with 3k tum tum tum*"BRO DID U KNOW CAPPUCINO WAS AN ASSASSINO IT'S SO LIRILI LARILAFUL">*1v5's you in a brr brr batattlepimground*"NAAH BRO I DON'T PLAY THEM BCS THEY'RE BROKEN THEY'RE JUST SO CROCO-">*does 11k damage in 2 cappucina ballerinas*
>"ugh Shimpanzini Ananasini">deletes half hp with tung tung tung crit into sahur>"is so fucking">mob kills self on cocossino shield>"dogshit to">globals a mob from 100 to 0 in a capuccini crit>"level man">heals to full after the 5th mob and continues brr brr patapiming shit>"like dude">smacks lips>"i had to run across">twerks>"ALL OF BARRENS">steals Chickini Jockeyini Tralalerini>"TWICE!!!">collects welfare check
That's funny.
we have a meltie on aisle 3melty on aisle 3clean it up jannies
What classes does <Labubu> need?
>>562397316Lala WHM
>>562396374>Shenna is using bumpbots on /wsg/ to keep her server alivewhy does she keep doing these evil schemes?
>>562397316Shimpazini Fire Maginis
><Please My Hotspot> will never clear Bombardiro Ballerina Trippi Troppi Tralala Lirili Larila Tung Tung Tung Sahur Brr Brr Brr Lirili Larila Bri Bri Bicus Garamaram Boneca Brr Chimpanzini Lirili Capuccino Ballerina Capuccino Cappucchino Cappuccino Tung Tung Tung Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Tung Tung Tung on hardmode.>You are here.
uh oh sloppa poster meltie
>wpsg is now being used as sloppa training datadid we win or lose?
Anons in this thread will cry about pajeets then unironically be from other shitholes like Turkey
>>562393638>>562393782>>562396262>>562396636>>562396914>>562397316>>562397721These made me laugh
>>562384206France has the most paid vacations
>>562400086don't let anyone take the fun away from you zoomzoom (i don't mean this as sarcasm)
Steal a Sulfuras
HD coom or vanilla coom?
>>562401784'nilla
>>562401784for me it's vanillathe HD version's babboon ass is too much
Is Moonwhisper Coast a fun zone to level in?
>>562402891Its kinda bland and the banana shape doesent help. I dont know why turtledevs insist on boring "collect 10 bear asses" quests when everyone hates them.
>>562403363spirit of 'nilla as 'nilla did everything correct, enjoy it
>>562405891silence pig
>>562405891yeah
>>562391594>especially at this stage on amberit's too late dps bros....no reason to roll on amber....
>>562406367It's always hard being a DPS.
>>562393283it is pretty annoying because as a tank knowledge is the most important thing, but I just want to experience some things for the first time on my owninstead, every expects you to either have 20 years of experience or watch a youtube guide before hand
uhm... guys?
environmental storytelling
>>562406775I like silly gravestones
>>562402891i really love the zone's aesthetic, music, and overall vibe. the landscape is filled with lots of little details hidden away. one of the better custom zones in my opinion.
>>562406775why she got them big tiddies boy did you install a virus in my world of warcraft
>>562406775Any mod like this but for goblins?
>>562406775>a bucket of cum
>>562391345what are you talking about, warlocks have to do quests to get their demons
>>562408925and they got quests that give them cool loot. it's not all stick it's carrot to.
>>562391345>play warrior>have to do quests to get defensive stance, sunder armor, taunt, berserker stance, intercept>play paladin>have to do quests to get ressurection>play hunter>have to do quests to get pets
>>562409108Whirlwind axe makes up for anything they put you guys through,Paladins get weapons aswell but i don't think anyone cares about the fist, still it's nice to have.hunters are fucked honestly 1-10 without pets is shit. rok'delar is atleast cool but yeah not cool blue items for you.
>>562409295>Whirlwind axe makes up for anything they put you guys throughand it's a massive pain in the ass to getyou get it at level 30 and it tells you to farm level 38-39 elementals for hoursthen at the end it's the cyclonianbasically impossible without 3-4 warriors grouping up or a carry
>Whirlwind axeliteral boomer unc shithttps://database.turtlecraft.gg/?quest=40722https://database.turtlecraft.gg/?quest=40565
>>562409547I mean isn't it an elite you're meant to do it with other people.giving it to you at level 30 is a blessing, if it was given at 40 and you were level appropriate for the mobs, you might not give a shit the fact you can get a weapon that good 10 levels before you should is pretty beneficial to you if you have the means, which are just being in a guild with a bored 60, or gold to buy the stuff off the AH.
>>562405891>reportedKEKAPOOO
I guess it's confirmed
>>562406562Not really, any time in a dungeon I've said "first time here, let me know if I'm going the wrong way" while tanking people just told me where to go. And in raids the raid lead is going to give you your assignment and warn you if you have to save your cooldown or something.
Patch G from the HD project keeps causing my game to crash even with vanilla helpers and dxvk in the right placesjust Patch A is fine
>>562411610Are you using the launcher?
>>562410157yeah
>>562411726No, should I be? The game launches fine and I can look at some of my characters but trying to look at one in particular instantly crashes
>>562411949Yes, you need a launcher of vanillahelpers.
>>562409831whoa this is kino does turtle have any other quests like this?
>>562412054for*
>>562412205>>562412054gotcha, I've just been running WoW.exe since I didn't see a point to the launcherthanks
Are there any servers doing a progression reset/expansion soon?Or... Which are easy to get into in 2026 (for a former Cata only fag)?Any good comparisons someone can post/link to, please?Do I have to be a gooner to enjoy the game?
>>562412324Epoch
>>562412324We mostly play on Turtle Wow, its permanently on WoW classic (no expansion) and doesn't reset your progress. Turtle started a fresh server 8 months ago and progress through classic wow content, there's also a whole lot of original turtle content, we get Naxxramas in 6 months for exemple.>Do I have to be a gooner to enjoy the game?No, but you have to be to enjoy the thread I think
Jesusthe character models are fine but some of these HD weapons and armor are comically badthank god you can pick and choose
How do the custom models even work with HD patch
Whatever you do, don't eat this.
>>5624160572% crit is pretty good, no?
After trying both, while the HD gooner mod has nice thighs, I think I prefer Anon's curvy body modjust looks more fittingplus the fem orcs oh my god
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWdNd4Pv-6oWhat are you guys listening to / who are you thinking of while leveling to 60?
>>562416541>plus the fem orcs oh my godshow
>>562416802
>>562417108Tits are too bigNice cake though
>>562417108>"EY CUMSKIN">"HOW BIG DAT DIHH BOI?"how do you respond?
>>562417365t-thanks>AY YOU AIGHT>HE CUTE
>>562417365I wipe out my flacid small human cock for her to judge while saying nothing.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nC1r3_9dmBo/wpsg/
>>562417365Y-you too.
>>562413006Thanks>>562413078Alright, cool. Thanks
>>562416587Are you Jib?
>some guy in world asking a hunter pet question>his name is inspired by an eceleb>decide to not link him petopiaDEVILISH
>>562418494Who?
>>562416587Usually the default game music, but that's also a nice song.
god I wish this mod was real
>>562416587Darude - Sandstorm 10 hour EXTENDED Edition (Looped)When playing Rogue it's Linkin Park - Crawling In My Skin (Looped)
>>562417108>t.
>>562419267playing as big tiddie woman in a game is the least harmful type of degeneracy
>>562417108This looks so ass
do I get signing bonus if I join one of the /wpsg/ guilds?
>>562420395Evil has healthcare and lootcare packages for its members
>>562419603I do see the ass.
Going to make a caster or healer to raid with WPSG, not sure yet which never played on turtle so I have a couple questions.>How is Balance Druid & Ele Shaman?>What's the easiest healer?>What's the easiest caster?I
>>562421636PaladinPaladinPaladin
>>562421850I kind of wanted to roll helf paladin to see if they had cool custom quests, but paladins might just be some of the most irritating fuckers to have ever existed so I'd rather not roll on.
>Queue for dungeon >Dungeon pops>HS close to dungeon>Healer drops>Middle of nowhere, HS on CD, 15 minutes in queue looking for a replacementHow much int/HP+ gear do I need to heal dungeons? I'm fucking tired of this shit I'll just buy gear of the AH and queue heals if that's what it takes.
I hear evil has too many priests, should I join branded instead?
>>562366519I would join but I have to raid on nord at that time, not skipping K40 for MC.
>>562422349You. Join. Gulag. Now.
>>562422349I'm friends with aecheur, i've not joined the guild yet or discord and we only communicate via Minitel.He told me most of them were holy when I asked him about it, Hope that helps.Anyone know when evil raids?
>>562421636>>How is Balance DruidMid>>Ele Shaman?Bussin>>What's the easiest healer?Resto shaman>>What's the easiest caster?Frost mage / SM/Ruin lock
Most fun PvE healer?
>>562422940via whatminitel?
>>562419092>not in barrensfake webm
>>562419092It is on retail
>human warrior>hardcore mode>slow & steady>vagrant>travelling craftmaster>boaring adventure>heroism>brewmaster>exhaustion >enough painkillers to kill an elephantYep, it's /gotdivorcedandshetookthekids/gaming time
Esfandbros, how are we feeling about pala changes?
>>562423920unironically the most convincing reason I've heard to play retaillink it
>>562423721It's an old french thing.
>>562422940why don't they just respec
>>562420521free blowjobs is not healthcare!!!
>>562422349NO, NO, PLEASE JOIN EVIL, PLEASE WE CAN BARELY FILL WE TAKE ANYONE
>>562425230ick, seems kinda desperate...
Haven't played on Turtle since 2021ish, I don't care about pvp balance or pvp progression or whatever, is it worth rolling on the new pve server or should i roll on the new pvp server if I just want to fuck around with other players in the open world and BGs?
>>562425390If you really want the open world pvp you need to roll on the pvp server.
>>562425390>new pvp server
>>562425390Nord is still alive but no new playerstelabim is practically deadambershire is poppin' with, for some reason, a million "new to wow" players joining recentlyyoutuber must've made a video or something on it
I just finished leveling through thalassian heights for the first time and i gotta say i like it, pretty zone, quests make you feel narratively involved, picks up exactly where warcraft 3 left off so it doesn't feel tacked on, i actually went there as a nelf after teldrassil not a high elf so i was pleasantly surprised so many quests involve night elves going out of their way to help high elves, exactly like my character is doing, making me feel more involved and purposeful. And it just has some good writing and narrative ideas, like making an arcane golem to help tge withered elves addiction and then the archdruid gets disgusted by its very existence, that was very cool.Island of eternal autumn is also very pretty.Just all around excellent, kudos to turtle devs. If the rest of the OG zones are this quality or better this might be just the all around best iteration of world of warcraft for me.
Is there an addon for turtle/vanilla that shows ingame or lets you check in game what drops each mob has, preferably with % chances?
>>562426764Pretty sure pfquest has this
>>562426764yeah atlas loot does it, i think pfquest like other anon said also shows drop rateshere's an online atlasloot for you and anyone else interested https://mrdobby92.github.io/TurtleAtlasLootWeb/
>play AB all day as a priest>barely get any honor because i'm not doing damageWhat were they thinking? I swear playing as a healer sucks ass in this game.
>>562427212You get honor just for being near people who die thoughever
>BG as hunter>Run out of arrows
>>562426932>>562427085Didn't found it in pfquest but pfextend does exactly this on hover, thanks.
>>562427749Find, not found, my ESL friend.
>>562427879Kill you are selve
>>562426160Nord gets new players, guild chat/discord is constantly flooded with noob questions about new zones and talents.
>>562428072
>>562427212Honor from HK is split equally depending on the amount of players nearby within the same group.If you are not grouped, for example in WPvP, the honor is awarded depending on the % of damage you did to the target, that % is then further distributed depending on the members in your group.
>>562427879Didn't founderedered.
any sudaca can tell me which base in AB is supposed to be "gold mil"?
Thoughts on BM huntard?
>>562428072>>562429151>samefagging twice over a simple basic word errorMust be banana server players. You're obviously not playing the game.
>>562409547Whirlwind Axe wasn't really intended for you to do at level 30, it's why the axe is way better than anything you can get at that level. It also wasn't originally a warrior quest but that's a whole other can of worms.
>>562430338The only obvious thing here is your mental illness. Now please be killing you are.
>>562429160Either the gold mine or the gold mill, a complete mystery.
>>562430186trash brainlet bait
>>562430616>new to 4chan>endless debate over a simple errorWhy bother learning a second language if you are going to lash out at any critique? Why bother learning anything? Alas, I am talking to a bot.
>>562431093Damn :(
>make toon on amber>light leather is like 1/3 the price so it's no longer good gold maker early on slow and steadyfuck
>>562431160You're mentally disturbed and you will never be well.
>>562431565You came here during or after 2016 and you do not fit in.
>>562431879Keep imaging things in your head, believing them and then acting upon your deranged beliefs. This sad life suits you.
shut the fuck up
>>562431160>>endless debate over a simple errorGet some self-awareness, retard.
>>562422243>has the ability to heal and get 30x faster queues>still refuses because even an inkling of responsibility is too muchAlso the healer was waiting at the entrance and it would've taken you 10+ minutes to get there. You're the problem and you don't even realize it
>SHE WAS 1700 YEARS OLD
>>562432078>>562432570>generic 14-25 year old newfag narcissist who came here after 2016
Religion in WoW is so fucking boring. Even WHF has the Chaos God's, different Elven pantheons, human founding father warrior myths, Arthurian legend, a Rat God who fucks over even his own worshippers, etc. WoW has..... The Light... And.. Uhmm... The Spirits and... That one elven Moon Goddess ah yes...
>>562422243>30 minutes later >I'm still not in the dungeon>i've been waiting for 45 minutesRight I'm just not going to do dungeons anymore, this is stupid. people moan about PVP sets but the truth is PVP doesn't waste your fucking time.
>>562434228Thank you for letting us know you joined in 2015, newfag.
>>562434694You gotta form a group in world.>>562434769You will always be a 14-25 year old ESL newfag who came to 4chan after 2016.
>>562434694follow up, >>562433027 did you miss the part im asking about HP+/INT gear in my post?
>>562422243As long as you have + int on all your healing gearset and they're within 15 levels of your level you'll do fine.A geared healer just has to drink less so that makes for faster runs, not very important usualy.If you're 60 should also easily pick up 1-200+ healing from thóse healing gearpieces. But it's really not a big deal, + healing is only there to help you downrank your healing spells more effectively. My priest almost exclusively cast rank 2 flash heals before the recent patch where you get mana back for cycleing between different healing spells.
>>562423448They do the same thing, look at bars and press their fastest heal spell.Priests are faster because shields are instant, druids are slower because HoTs are slow and healing touch is a 3.5sec cast.Shamans chain heal autotargets so they always have better effective healing than other classes.Paladins are mostly assigned to just spam the tank ad infinitum.
>>562435267we need to go back to the days when meters didn't count priest shields. it ruined the fun of heal sniping.
>>562435267Clueless
>>562434843>>562434869I'm not forming a group and I'm.not gonna be a cuckie healsissy either fuck this server I FKING hate these healer faggots so much just fking queue and lemme get my loot fsggoty caged and plugged sissy FAGGOTS "WAAAHHH I PRESS RAID FRAMES WAAAHHH IT'S SO DIFFICULT WAAAHHH" kys DPS is 100x more more difficult than your women whack a mole job KYS KYS KYSSSSSS I'M DONE WITH THIS FAGGOTY ASS GAME
>>562435051Thank you anon. >>562435651Lmao
>>562435651You're more embarrassing than those two(?) defensive ESL niggers.
>>562435651Bald male human ret paladin hands wrote this post
>>562427638You're bank pet from SnS?You're stack of 8k arrows in bank?Anon...
>>562434228>proving my pointGet some self-awareness and improve your reading comprehension, retard.
>>562430186People hate message me when my cat eats them in BGs. It's a great spec!
>>562435651nothing says HIGH TEST ALPHA MALE like crying like a bitch over your 3 hour queue because you exclusively play the role middle aged women play
This is how my healing triage usually looks like:>tank>druid who innervated me>mage who gave me water (go wild with your AoE bro I won't let you die) >caster DPS>Warlock pets>Hunter pets>Hunters>Melee DPS>Ret Paladins>Human Male Ret Paladins
>>562422940<Evil> raids at 18:00 GMT on weekends, and typically has impromptu ZG/Kara10/ONY on weekdays at the same time.
>>562425390there's only like 500 people on the pvp realm. 499 of those are rogues camping newbies in the starter zone. i would only recommend the pvp realm to the most twisted and sick psychopaths (mainly as a containment zone).
How come any American I meet on this server is so chatty and talkative? The difference from 21:00 my time to 02:00 (prime US time) is staggering, literally no one speaks out during EU times
>those FFX-2 references in BalorThat alone is enough proof the entire twow team is trannies.
>>562429160>help lumber mine>help stable smith
which of the 2 guilds is better to join if i'm just leveling?i think it'd be comfier to join a guild with a bunch of other newp players (currently level 15)
>>562436976Mine is#1 bar nothing>PoH target for big healing numbers>tank>solo target that is low and needs a shield>rank 2 flash on something that's not fullDon't blame me, Shenna made me do it.
>>562437372brandeds gchat is slightly more active but it tends to be mainly focused on degenerate masturbation topics
>>562437597damn.i used to be in FMC last year and it had that shit but it also had just had a talkative chat in general where you could bicker about whatever.
>>562437372Here's a current snapshot of the 2 guilds (Evil and Branded, respectively)
>>562437984>AI goonslop spammer is in evilguess i'm joining branded
>>562437984>50% are AFK in stormwind
>>562436863this guy plays a twink in the 50-59 bracket killing clueless levelers, take what he says with a grain of salt.
>>562437984When are evil shills going to learn that /who includes <Evils Bane>
No a whole rock of salt.
>>562437984ummm evil had 25+ people online on Ony raid thoughever
>>562437736I tend to yap a bit in /g but there's little reason to play my main desu, I dislike pvp and the bawxes pays for most raid consumables so even farming isn't really that importatn.
>>562437736>it had that shitIt does not compare to anything in branded
>>562437984Except a lot of those players are in <Evils Bane> and not <Evil>.
does leatherworking give any good gear while leveling or is it always outmatched by random drops?
>open thread due op imageJesus hell, I thought /xivg/ was bad.I will never join a guild in any game made by you weirdos
Get your SRs in!https://raidres.top/res/SEC9XM
>>562440173That picture was taken moments before Jib sat up in bed and seeded them both.
>>562440060There are good LW/Tailoring/BS leveling pieces, but they'r all BoE so unless you're aiming to make crafted BoE epix you can always just save your money and go mining/skinning as usual
>>562440283>spic guild
Onyxia is unironically impossible to pug now
>>562436997Thanks king, didn't want to ask aecheur again, I'm making good progress on my character looking forward to playing with you all!
>>562440919Where did Aecheur touch you?
>>562437372I would recommend a leveling guild but if I had to choose between Branded or Evil for leveling I would choose Branded because they have other people leveling and will help you out on quests and dungeons if asked whereas Evil doesn't and won't.
I added all the GMs to my friends list so I know when none of them are online and I can say nigger in world chat
>>562441732GMs can be online but hidden from /who and friend lists.
>>562442018yeah but if they're hidden they're not going to ban me because they know I'm based and they can say they were offline when reddit cucks get mad at them for not banning me
>>562441543No nothing like that, I'm not avoiding him its just he's told me a couple times already and I've forgotten them because I play while drunk.I didn't want ask him again in case he thought I wasn't be sincere.
>>562442135i have invisible rogue alts everywhere powered by AI who are constantly checking all communication channels for no-no words and taking screenshots so I can blackmail the entire realm if need be, good luck buddy
Secret tech for getting into dungeons quickly as dps>have an alt that is a tribrid>queue as a group with them queued as all roles>your queue will pop instantly>leave the group on the character you're not playing>the rest of the group will naturally immediately requeue, and you can now leech off the queue of the healer/tank that is left
>>562442653that's so smart
>queue black morass>see the healer and a dps are in stormwind>see them get on a flight path>leave group
>>562445479Some faggots are the most disrespectful time wasters, it's incredible how many fuckers queue dungeons from the other side of the world
>>562445479>>562446094it's just a game, incel, get a life+touch grass
>>562445479>>562446094>my time playing 20 year old MMO is incredibly precious and i cant just tab out and goon or kill some mobs while i wait
dude did another b8 reply 20 minutes later because he didn't get any (You)s for the first one lmoa embarrassing
Now that we got to do Timbermaw Hold twice, what do you guys think about it?
>>562448369meant for >>562448125 >>562446208 >>562445479
When's the next mommies and mammaries open beta?
Survival profession is pretty cool. I went Mining/Enchanting and so far I can use the green Survival torches/lanterns to kickstart Enchanting and Mining's copper bars for making said lanterns.The ranged pull for pallies is big, the net is fun and you can make a decent amount of starter gold by selling the wood from the trees
>>562435051>thóse
>>562449793He's not entirely wróng. His reddit formätting is hella gay and you're suppósed to use ''heal´´ for mana efficìency at 60 once you have gear with dêcent +healing.
>>562450271why rank 2 flash heal specificallymost efficient for its cast time? any other priest tips?
>>562450715Snipe kills on low HP mobs with your wand/Holy Nova for Spirit Tap activation, makes a huge difference in dungeons you basically will never have to drink
how do i join branded.
>>562451054Been trying but it feels so bad when you miss and just wasted more mana
Can't believe people are still playing Turtle WoW these days. Are there really no good private servers?
>>562452714
>>562452714wtf is this terrible aislop
I just seen the twitter post about the goblins and BE, is that already implemented or is that a change coming? What happens to our toons that are already goblins do they automatically switch over?
>>562454034retard
>>562454034yea its already implemented
>>562452714Turtlewow is a really good server though dunno why contrarians pretend it's not excellent.
Based?
>>562454718me when I lie
>>562454718contrarians will find something to cry about, my favorite is when they claim turtle is p2w
>>562455118A mage or warlock in a raid has an active interest in their group getting water or summons because it decreases the amount of time spent waiting for the group to get mana or to arrive wherever. A mage doesn't benefit at all from giving some random retard in the city water, so it makes sense to charge for the time they spend making it.
>>562455531>mages are jewsWelcome to 2004, Anon.
>>562451902get on your knees and beg for it
>>562456032/kneelhow do i join branded
>>562456783more importantly what classes do they know?
Property of Evil
I learned the Redemption spell! Im already in the top 20% of smortest paladin players yay!!
>>562460762What kind of guys is she into?
which leveling guild should I join bros
SMOKE CRACK OR DIE BITCH
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>>562466313do you have good gooner mods
>>562466313I'll give $0 to nublizz
>>562466553You will come back on your knees begging to pay that subscription when we announce Classic+ and Asmongold goes "D00D THIS IS SO BIG DICK. BLIZZARD IS SO BACK BABY. WOW IS SO BACK! BRO I CAN'T WAIT TO PLAY THIS D00D!!"You always come back for more junkie
>>562466313its posts like these that really make me hope people get paid for them and arent being "ironic" blizz shills to make epic r/4chan screenshots
>want to play tank shaman>everyone wants healer shaman because they can click windfury and chain heal>realize ill either need to get carried for gear or be undergeared compared to dps on either serverwhy even fucking bother
ding 35
>>562468020Put on the dress, cow.
>>562466313Why are you even here? Don't you have some colleague's breast milk to steal or something?
>>562468020Nigger 99% of guild recruitments include them asking for a DPS shaman
>>562468020>want to play tank shaman
>>562468031gz
>>562466791nigger i haven't played wow since legion stfu and even that was just for 1 month
been gooning for the past 5 hours to h-games my head is spinning and my room smells funny time to go to sleep
>>562470497You never messaged me on discord.
>>562470497what h-games
Pearl...
>>562472550Karryn's prison and tales of androgyny
>>562472054huh? i think you are confusing me for someone else>>562472550most of it was spent replaying summer memories from scratch with the dlcand a bit of succubus affection
Man, Stormwrought Castle is really cool for new content.
>>562472898its kinda impressive how good the custom content is these daysi remember when they first introduced things like crescent grove and tirisfal uplands and they fucking sucked
>>562472810cringe troon>>562472868based shotaking
>>562462274DO NOT REDEEM
>>562475210Putting aside the grafix glitch, where the fuck even is this>purple grass and trees>elf ruins>broken big tent from outland???
>>562475957It's Moonwhisper Coast.
>>562476108Ah a turtle place, interestingSometimes I wish that server wasn't so fucking shit so I could give it a go and see this stuff
still a good amount of levelers on Amber? was thinking of rolling a human (tank) warrior and checking out the new leveling dungeons
>>562476575I found group for the 4 newest dungeons in less than 10 minutes each time. Even did Dragonmaw Retreat twice. But I'm leveling on Nordanaar (pala tank).
>>562476575Rolled there two weeks ago and have found groups for every leveling dungeon between 1-40 without a problem as dps.
>>562476575yes but you want to play paladin, not warrior. it does everything but better
What happened to chuckers of sneed, I am out of ze loop
>>562478798disbanded over an officer doing scat ERP with <Branded>, survivors went to a new guild called <Homestead> you might think I'm joking but I'm not
>>562481273do we have the logs?
how the fuck am I still seeing retards jerking off under a tent in front of orgrimmarwhat is wrong with them
>>>559698975 Holy...
what's the most fun to play class
>>562483621BM hunter
>>562481463there were most certainly logs of something
>>562481463>logs
>>562482356It's not about getting efficient rested xp it's about sending a message
>>562483621Human Female Warlock
I play Evil Human Male Retribution Paladin (Basically Death Knight but with Holy powers) but he's secretly good and he keeps a notebook and if he puts yuor name in it he's going to KILL you and RAPW your filthy dog mother bitch cunt and he wields a katana like Moonviel from Elden Ring and he's a secret top wizard at Dalaran School and Master Ninja from SI:7 and he has a Blood Elf girlfriend but he has to kill her bcs she's secretly Burning Legion and now he's on to get.revenge against the Scourgy King his name is Bjajeetaja should I join Evil or Brandon wjicj guild will let me Arpee the hardest???
lol
>>562488224My Latin American King, we would love to have you in Evil, preferably having you roleplay your ideas out during the raid. Whisper Aecheur during European times to get an invite, we'll get you sorted out.
how do I join <Evil> ?lvl 1 maniac btw
>>562450715Flash 2 because it's cheap, and the resulting 900-1400 is a good number in a raid with 6-8 others spamming the same type of fast heals trying to keep dps alive.Anything more is a waste of mana unless it's a major raid damage mechanic, or targeting the tank, as there will be a lot more healing coming the targets way anyway.When I had worse gear I used flash 3
Are there any long standing (vanilla,tbc,wotlk) servers that focus on social/RP content with a small but close-knit community? Or is Turtle the best I can get when it comes to human interaction?
>>562482356You do get rested exp from tents at the same rate as taverns, the only problem with them is that it stops a lot earlier than the taverns.
>>562483621Mage.Rouge is also kind of fun but not really once you start stat-checking everything or vanishing.Mages always have a play, you could always of lived if youd of played it better.Also you have the best QoL in the game.
>>562488224
>questing in Westfall>level 20 warrior with Fiery weapon followed by a 60 priest killing level 14 mobs>level 28 mage AoE farming level 12 gnollsWhat the fuck is wrong with Turtle players holy shit
i am a human Male Reitributon Paladin of the HOLY LIGHT it's God basically and you cannot stop God ok?? anyway i always top dps sometimes also use a shield and be the tank is really good im a KNIGHT not a fcucking CLERIC OK!!!!!!???? DOnt ask me to heal because i wont i wont heal if you ask again youll are banned
>>562498095t. seething undead rogue
>>562496737>"STOP HAVING FUN"
>>562498349It isn’t fun to do that though.
>>562496737didnt they recently ban boosting like that? i know its against the rules for a higher level to help a lower level in hardcore but im not sure about regular accountsi always call jannies on those motherfuckers because 90% of the time theyre chinks
>>562498996its bannable offense if you're HC or PvP flagged
>>562499017never been banned in my whole life and I have played turtle since 2018
>>562498996You can play up to two characters at a time as long as neither are PVP flagged or hardcore.But honestly it does just ruin the game when you are doing a quest and some level 60 clears it for his level 10 when the two of you could have easily grouped up and cleared it and had fun playing together without some level 60 character babysitting.
My name is Mexicanostraza and I'm God gift to humanity; Arthas Top Guy; I send Light Meteor on my foes and kill disgusting War Mode no shoes 10 lvl bellow me in Ashenvale. LF Tank & Heal for Scarlet Monestary Armory
>>562490749Turtle is basically the only RP-PVE community. Epsilon is pure RP and more like Second Life.The Nordanaar server has around 100 roleplayers on it. The community is close-knit. Ambershire has fewer, and quite a few of them are in it for ERP only, but there is a fledgling community there. Both are quite welcoming. Nordanaar has more events and more guilds dedicated to roleplay. But either option is fine.
>>562489762give me a location and a time
Anyone knows how Vampirism in Turtle Wow works?I slapped on a 1% enchant just to check but I'm not seeing any healing from it, direct dmg, dots, wands, nothing.And I was able to see a 2 hp heal from my Siphon life in the combat log so I feel like it should show up even if its tiny amounts.It is a chance proc or something?
>>562501457I'm a purist, I only have parsetranny stats on my gear, nothing superfluous like that.
>>562501457it should just be that % of damage done. maybe its a rounding error? worth reporting or asking about
I really like trolls and shamans.
>>562501457As far as I know, health gained from vampirism doesn't show up in logs or as floating text. It's just an invisible heal. I haven't toyed around with it much myself though.
>>562502632Just open the logs with notepad and you will see it plain as day
Thorn Gorge dayPlayed one gameLasted 23 minutesWe won+386 honorSo I need to win 50 more games to get 20k honor?Back to Arathi Basin I go
>>562504864No
newfag heredamn i did arathi basins and i got alot of exp. i actually like it but i assume doing too much of it while leveling will get me
>>562506852*hit enter too fast-doing it too much of it while leveling will get me too much exp and i outlevel my quests
>>562506942Outleveling quests is no issue
>>562506852Does it matter what level your quests are?You can always do green quests if you find the stories in them interesting or whatever.Or you can move on to the next zone and get new yellow/orange ones.One of Turtles features is that green quest exp falloff is a lot lower than on live, so it's not quite as much of a waste of time as it otherwise would be to do them either.
Is it me? or does it seem like on turtle healers are in more demand than tanks while leveling?I'm leveling prot paladin and my queues are all really long.
>>562506942keep doing quests for the gold and gear rewards, also there's no penalty for doing lower leveled quests
>>562507947Yeah Enhance beeing able to tank helps a lot with the tank draught, since every shaman levels as enhance anyway, at least to level 40.
>>562506942Quests within 25 levels of you give full XP and don't go grey. It's handy I'm on slow and steady and even I've out leveled zones, but I also due AB for fun to break up questing, I can only imagine how absurd it was before the rested XP and Dungeon XP nerfs.
>>562508087It was never all that much, even the dungeon exp was only the same as a normal player would get without rested.The reason it got nerfed is the stupid bug where people agro with a 60, leave the party, tag with their level 14 or whatever, then kill with the 60 (inside dungeon) for full exp for the level 14.I don't know why they didn't just fix that so that exp always considers everyone in the instance part of the sharing. But it's the abuse niggers who got it changed anyway.
>*hit enter too fast>no issue>no penalty>Turtles features>It's handy
Why does Scanning the AH take so long aecheur?
Hows the turtle pop right now? my client bugged a few months ago and I couldn't fix it. Then the Blizz DMCA hit it.I'm aching for Wow and was wondering how it was holding up. Last time I checked was at 5k online.
>try out Thorn Gorge>vs 5 paladins>afk outI wish Dragunovi would get murdered.
>>5625112054832 online right now
>>562511205>Pic rel Ambershire>Evil 8 online>Branded 5 online
>>562511378>8 onlineEvil only has 3 online if you don’t include the 5 from Evils Bane
>brandoid seething
>>562511619
>>562511357>>562511378Awesome, good to see it's still holding up. I'll try re-downloading it and see if that works, thanks anons
>>562511798>tater on your pizzahmm haven't thought of that one before
everyday anon wants to join a turtle 4chan guild but their numbers never go up.
>>562512226I'm socially awkard and plan to join when I hit 60.
>>562512226I always assume they plan on becomming Evil or Branded top supersoldier when creating their character and then give up at lvl20 once wc/deadmines is cleared once
>>562512226It's called shitposting by newfags, anon.
>>562511345>5 paladinsso a free win because they are all retardins?
>>562511345Get fucked, we won.
What classes does <Evil> need?
AI won. It’s in the quest text and the fan art. I hate this stupid reality.
>>562512729kys
What classes does <Evil> need? Currently leveling a shaman, protection warrior and hunter.
>>562512767At this point AI is significantly better than all these fucking "modern" woke writers anyway so I can't complain
how much do you reckon people will pay for a fresh leveled lvl 60 with rank 11 purple pvp gear that is equal to T2 and the r11 epic mount? shouldn't be more than 50 bucks considering how easy it is to get to r11 with the new system?
i saw that.
>>562513441helldivers bro...
>>562455479Turtle is objectively a p2w server though since you are able to buy goods and services that give you tangible advantage with real money such as remote ah/vendor/banking etc. Now you may argue that those don't count since there are slower ways to earn (some) of them like Slow n Steady, but same logic applies to p2w gacha games where you are technically able to earn the advantages p2w whale gets just by grinding for a long time as well
>>562512767>It’s in the quest textSo no different than the unedited ESL roulette over the past four years?
>>562513023Clueless
>>562513746Who do you think you're fooling Blizzjeet? Back to your cuck general
>>562512729>>562512971plz focus on clearing deadmines or wailing cavern before thinking if you want to DPS or Tank for C'Thun
>>562513835>thinking I provide shekels to Blizzard if I dare to criticize Shenna's jewinglol, lmao even
>>562513746name one (1) wow server that is not p2w
>objectively>jeetuh oh newfagGPT is fighting amongst itself
>>562514112p...p...p-poci-AACK
>>562514106You really need to dilate back Blizzjeet you got boring a long time ago
>>562514176>SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR DO NOT INSULT INDIA NUMBER ONEYou're a brown subhuman sadly....
it's almost 5pm and i still didn't get out of bed... i miss her... i wonder what she's doing right now...
>>562514315uh oh another 2024 newfag is throwing a fit
>>562514205Says the SAAR playing on pserver which has in-game cash shop straight out of retail. Don't worry, all your donations will be used well in funding Shenna's middle-class lifestyle while turtle devs keep recycling content from retail for true "Vanilla+" experience
What spec should I roll for leveling a druid on turtle? I hear feral is considered the smoothest solo experience but that you'll have difficulty finding groups since there's so many of them.
>>562514106its basic rhetoric for turtle shills. just notice how they attack you with whatabout and projection within seconds of each other. all while unironically shilling their ai replacements itt.
>>562514471>the subhuman cannot comprehend that you can simply - not pay for anything on turdleimagine if you didn't have breakfast today
>>562514671>you'll have difficulty finding groups since there's so many of themSurely you can flex bear tank or heal for dungeons anon?
>buy remote repair bot>suddenly start doing 20% more DPS in raidAnd people say Turtle isn't p2w.
>>562514879I don't mind tanking at all, in fact I usually prefer it to dps, but I also hear there's a shitton of tanks leveling at the moment so the queues aren't as free as one might think.
>>562514837You can play gacha games as f2p as well retard, that doesn't change that they are designed to be p2w just like Turtle. How fucking dumb are you?
>>562514448Turn on your monitor
>>562515304uh oh 12-25 year old newfagGPT is throwing a tantrum while complaining about AI LOL
>>562515016>I also hear there's a shitton of tanks leveling at the momentNo, tanking is still not popular, and druid is also not popular, you'll have a niche within a niche don't stress too much
>blizzjeet is having an actual meltdownKEKYPOOPY
>newfagGPT breaks down and keeps repeating the same linessasuga
Cla'Ckora dies tonight
only trannies hate ai
Are there any TBC or Wotlk+ servers around? Surely some Russian dev has to have tried their hand at that
>>562515829Stormforge has heroic versions of their BC raids with added mechanics, extra loot, etc., but that's about as far as it goes.I want to say that new-ish Wrath server, the Whitemane one from last year maybe? has some "plus" features but I think it's mostly again related to raids.
>>562455479Kek, you struck a nerve
>>562515554>unc>tranime pedo brownYikes....
>>562516293>newfag spewing out every buzzword he can12-25 year old newfag nigger having a freakout D:
>>562516440>pedo unc continues his melty Oh dear....
>>562516525>pedo uncthis could be half of the people here
>>562516525>newfag keeps using the same words over and over as if they affect anybody in the real worldThese LLMs are not the best.
>>562516781pedo unc you need to stoo looking at the mirror fr
>>562516891>ugh I keep spamming pedo unc like a harry potter spell but he isn't writhing on the floor in pain!!LOL
>>562357650@grok make them all Futas
>>562516959sounds like unc pedo really sticks with you unc
>>562516959she spams because she thinks she "wins" the "argument" by getting the last word
Turtle WoW is pay for convenience, you don't even make more money if you have a repair bot or auctioneer bot or bags. If you really think lasher farm is the best gold maker, then I have bad news for you.
>pedo unc is crashing out so hard he needs to reply to himselfnegative rizz
turtle wow is great. excellent even. it's the best pserver ever.i love all the new zones and the new quests that feel more like a direct sequel to warcraft 3. it's heading in the direction i wish the official game had headed in over 10 years ago. i love turtle wow.
World_of_warcraft, futa_is_bigger, futasub, male_on_futa, hands-free
gratz to the guy who won the argument
>>562517512i wake up shaking
Aecheur it took me 3 hours to do a full scan of the AH? did you send me a joke addon?
New update just dropped
>>562517512>it's heading in the direction i wish the official game had headed in over 10 years agothis but unironically, WoW should've added more to the world that was already there rather than making every expansion add a new continent spreading players further and further apart
>>562518740but i don't want to make other players feel safe i want to rape them...
>>562518942all they did was copy everquest yet again in that regard (expansion = new continent)
>>562518942while i agree i gotta say the map is very incomplete without northrend.
>>562360961As an aspiring warlock, tell me, does the quest for this start inside the new timbermaw raid?
>>562519324Yes
>running Deadmines as Prot Paladin>two mages in the group>5+ mob pull>they both spam Frostbolt>no sheep>no Arcane Explosion>no Flamestrike Earlier I saw a mage AoE farming a single mob with Blizzard as well... I'm not in the habit of telling people how to play their class but... Jesus Christ...
whoa im going to roll a rogue right now, what race?should i make a fiery enchant skinning knife?
>>562519358Excellent thank you. As a follow-up question, what should an aspiring warlock such as myself have in terms of gear to complete the raid? MC gear good enough?
>>562519536Kara40 gear at the moment.
talent calculator been down for YEARS
nightsaber druids are so cutepspspspsps
after 6 days I got unbanned briefly, i log back in again and immediatly get banned again lmao. they told me this would happen. what should I do now, buy a new PC just to play on turtle wow? This never happened to me before with anything.
>>562520265TELL ME YOUR SECRETSYOUR NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY SECRETS AAHAHAH
>running Deadmines as Holy Priest>prot paladin in the group>5+ mob pulls every time without waiting for mana>no marks>no LoS>no Blessings>no ConsencrationEarlier I saw a paladin burning his bubble on a single mob as well... I'm not in the habit of telling people how to play their class but... Jesus Christ...
>>562520364bro in all honesty I don't know what the reason for my ban is, except for they matched my digital fingerprint with somebody who broke the server rules, but what that person did is not explained to me. I made posts about this on the forum, on reddit (idgaf), on discord (messages got deleted by somebody who is not a GM but rather a jannie lmao) I asked them if setting up a 2FA would help me in this situation, no answer. I wrote the twow support email twice, first they respond stating they don't handle ban appeals via email second one is ignored. Only one GM was semi helpful in this matter sofar via DMs on the forum and got me the brief unban, but also wrote if I log in with the same setup I'll just get auto banned again, which I did looooool like what do they want me to do?
Join <gulag>.Legion in 2 weeks.Now.
>>562521037I play on tauri a bit since Im banned on twow, but I only do pet pvp battles. is gulag a pet battler guild?
every female helf or nelf with feminine name is plapmeat, you might not believe me but literally walk up to them and start rizzing them up, 9/10 will suck your dick
>>562521330not me!!
>>562521330until i find you
>>562521330Tandrok....
every nelf would be considerably improved with a 9ft long futa dick
dranei are hotter than any elf and it's why turdle is forever goonergimped.
>have a feminine name makes them a real woman
>in this videogame you can be anything you want>"i want to be a woman :)"
>>562522379unironically what is wrong with this?
>>562519536PUGs don't take anyone below T3.5 because the server is full of Kara40 geared people.Any guild might take you there in T2-2.5s depending on how strong AQ gear is for your class, the actual loot inside is generally AQ40 level.
>ask mage for water>he gives me level 45 water>punch a hole in my wall
>>562522453nothing, xister.
>>562519536>>562522589The secret boss (where you can get class weapons) is currently harder than any K40 boss.
>>562522674>Surely anon will post stat-comparisons between them and their mechanics to shore up his allegation.
look at the ass on that one
>>562522897that is a child
>>562522075This, so much this.
My first impressions on any player is strictly based on whether their character looks good or not and whether they can write in a coherent manner or not, and it is usually quite difficult to change my initial opinion on them.
>>562522379It’s only gay if you’re ERPing witth men or doing things like having monsters rape you in modded Skyrim. I goon at female characters with my female character, which I suppose you could say is some sort of transbian groomer behavior, but to me it seems more like an acknowledgement that you’re a man piloting an avatar
>>562522767Your post makes it obvious that you haven't killed the boss.
>>562524159>having monsters rape you in modded SkyrimWe need this but for turtle wow and also include other players
It was over the day when I made my nelfie priestess and saw her do the cute jumping on the spot thing while smiling and having her breasts jiggle in 2004
>>562521330can confirmt. not tandrok
Running SWC a million times just to get my warlock the caster set but it's ok because it looks cool
>>562521330can confirmt. owneroftheodrok
ey Tandrokspill the beans and tell us which <Evil> members you plapped, aside from Theo, we already know that
>>562525028>felyx>hokum>valndaar>raino>sigvul>gargul
>>562525345orcs are so lucky...
>>562525865Those are all men??
>>562525345mmm licking her feet before band of orcs comes in to fuck her every hole and impregnate her humie belly
I am officially announcing my transition from sub to dom.
>>562525345Where's her dick?
I am officially announcing my transition from dps to healer.
>>562525345mobile tauren baby birthing factory
>>562520994>they matched my digital fingerprint with somebody who broke the server rulesYeah, YOU
I am officially announcing my transition from <Evil> main to <Branded> alt.
https://github.com/Kelsidavis/WoWeeif you're a dev that contributes to wow private server projects, this should be on your radar
So... I either raid with the antisocial sociopaths or the most degenerate dogfuckers out there?Thats it???
>>562526696No it's antisocial sociopaths AND the most degenerate dogfuckers
I am officially announcing my transition from straight male to femhelf sissy faggot.
>>562526696They're both subhuman tranny coomersI just pug and stay away from all guilds it's way more fun
>>562526696Join normal guilds and come here to shitpost instead.
>>562526656It's vibe coded shit. If you were actually part of wow private server dev community, you would know that. We often joke about that project whenever the tranny is advertising it.
>>562526656>recommended specs: Nvidia RTX 4080 and 64 GB of DDR6 RAMAaaaaand it's dead. If I can't raid with my <Los Cruzadores Escarlata> Philippino bros I won't use this!!
>>562526823same :3
>>562526895can't pug without getting gear first
if you're not in <who did it> you don't actually have a guild
im now offically announcing my transiio n from norcschizo to amberschzio
>>562527171I've joined pug MCs with people below 60 in greens
>>562527432Did that group finish MC?
>>562526696>the most degenerate dogfuckersThey're cowards who are larping, don't bother.
>>562526696just join a chill dadgamer guild with crestfallen 40+ year old divorced men
>>562527563yes, after 3 hours
why is my wife naked in durotar except for a red facemask and red shirt and red panties
>>562527171Then get gear.You can easily do 300+ dps from dungeon gear which is enoughPlus T0.5 gear is buffed so you can try getting a couple of pieces
>>562527171how do i get gear?
>>562528606pug
>>562528703but i need gear to get into pugs?
>>562529398yeah
>>562528404what's T0.5
>>562529524ZG gear
>>562529524Dungeon set gearGet AtlasLoot so you can see dungeon drops
Why are /wpsg/ players always noobs?
>>562529965I'm not.
I'm going to hit 40 soon on my shaman, I'm still in full leather gear.Is it worth farming dungeons to get mail gear? I've noticed there's no crafted mail sets until like really high level.
>>562519614>>562522589>>562522674Thank you for the insightful information.
>>562528347mankrik your wife has been dead for 22 years, its time to let go
Where is Beaten Corpse's husband?
Where is Heroic Strike Rank 1?
human or helf for mage? I am aware gn*me is probably mathematically superior but I will never play gn*me
>>562526195I don't think i've ever made a warcraft human futa image
who was in the wrong here? I never got the chance to reply back because by the time he got that paragraph out I was already with a new group going through the dungeon.
>>562534414youre both in the right, and both in the wrong
>>562534414you're being a little bitch, people are often qued for dungeons on both continents at once. if you have to wait the 15 minutes it takes to get to any dungeon just go get a snack or post on wow private server general to kill the time
>>562534414Depends on the dungeon.But since they took a theramore port they are likely in the right.
>>562534749an AIslopping pajeet huntard player saying I'm wrong only makes me more confident that I am right
>>562500547>You can play up to two characters at a time as long as neither are PVP flagged or hardcore.wait what the fuck this is turtle right? right? when did they allow multiboxing? last time I played this was against the rules
who is the best wpsg warrior and why is it Flag?>Belwynnbullied by trannies>Johntankmanbullied by trannies, fag>Fuutankfaildom>Elaynnalmao>Bassylmao>SilkfagLMAOmeanwhile godemperor Flag has Sulfuras AND Thunderfury, has the most charisma and most threat ever achieved by any wpsg warriorHOW DOES HE DO IT
>>562535117Flag, Chromagus has aggro on a Mage please taunt him back instead of posting on the thread
>>562534880He is a DPS cuck who queues across other continents and he is the person you kick to find another DPS who is closer to the dungeon.
>>562534414>because by the time he got that paragraph out I was already with a new group going through the dungeon.lmao dpsissies in shambles
>>562535290you can't taunt chromaggus
Here we go again.
>>562534749Gimme 5 more minutes and those toes will be covered in fresh nutslop
>>562535117you forgot about Yarrick!
>>562535918*plap*
evil LOST
>>562534414Depends on the dungeon.Personally If I can work out I'm waiting for more than 15 minutes for you to show up, I'd walk also.Don't ever tell anyone you're reason though, and if they bother you merely say "kid wokeup soz" anyone who pushes further than that can be ignored.
This is <Evil>'s 9/11.
>>562534414>finally assimilated by thirdiesbased.
Waiter! Waiter! The logs please.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9KhPA5QEWcCheck out this track I made with AI. Perfect for gaming — give it a listen!No pressure to support, but if you're hitting TWoW today, give this a try in the background. Enjoy!
>>562526563nu uh i dindunothn' im inocnt dey jus be racyis agains us green skinned folk
>>562534368>>562534749Little piggies in my mouth
>>562536403If I die then the fight goes clean, I see that I'm the problem.
>>562537192cant tho, since imnstill banned
>>562534414You sound very mentally unwell and pathetic honestly. You're most likely using this as a very desperate attempt to have any sort power since you are powerless in real life.
>>562537676But i am keanu reeves from fortnite i have all the pwoer
>>562536403Nobody cares and it wasn't a big deal you dramawhore.
>>562534414What I don't is no one likes walking to dungeons, why not not let the queue teleport you into the dungeon? or let people use the meeting stones as summon stones?
>>562537676joining a different group and immediately doing a dungeon instead of waiting 15 minutes for some random retard is a power trip, lol okay
>>562538413proved his point rather well
>>562538480you were going to make this exact post no matter what I said and probably didn't even read what I said
>>562538569ok
>>562538205Just get a warlock.
>>562537978>be an inconsiderate asshole>cause problems for people>they complain about it>"OH MY GOD STOP CAUSING DRAMA"Every time.
>>562539013>huge nothingburger>"MY LIFE IS BORING I NEED TO MAKE THREAD DRAMA"Every time.
>>562539245>>huge nothingburgerThat's for the people you wrong to decide. Being dismissive of their concerns only makes them madder and their "drama" more justified.I hope you learn empathy one day.
>>562538745I wish i could it's the least played class despite being one of the most useful ones. Do you have any idea why?
So this is the power of Evil...
>>562534414If you can’t bear waiting ~10 minutes for travel time before each dungeon, then you’re playing the wrong version of WoW. Go back to retail.
>>562540091Oh noes 1 wipe in a 1hours:45 minute BWL clear, because Flag got anxious and pulled before everyone had time to get scale cloaks and stuff on...It's over!
>>562534414Rasknitt will seethe at you. Rasknitt will insult you. Rasknitt will samefag. What Rasknitt won't do is explain why people 15 minutes away from the dungeon deserve to be in your group more than the people already at the dungeon.
>>562540337nyo :3c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5L7PMTNRbU
If anything, the real problem with todays BWL run was that we dropped a full fucking Shaman T2 set with only 2 shamans in the raid.We're going to be floating shaman gear soon if this continues.
People asspulling 3 bosses and causing wipes, more gold spent on consumes, more gold spent on repairs, also sucksIts not our first raid we shouldnt have oops i pulled the boss moments
>>562540769Lads… I think we should give Elekkow a second chance…
>>562541181nah fuck that bitch
>>562541181Elekkow....
>>562541181LOL
>>562541551Delete this NOW
>>562541181“No!”
>>562541551>acheur number 1 caster dpsPerhaps we treated you too harshly
>>562541551Shut it down. Now.
>>562539979No I don't. I play warlock and it is fun as hell, no idea why people avoid it.
>>562540769>new shaman had to leave mid raid because of family stuff>didnt roll on boots because he didnt want to ninjafelt bad for him desu
>>562541551HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>>562542229I mean it's more comfortable enteding mid-raid tier because nobody will get mad at you for winning all the tier pieces that drop and still performing worst in your class because the rest of your gear sucks.
wow I did'nt know wpsg raided? what class do you guys need?
https://chronicleclassic.com/instances/f99473a9-d3bd-4f00-a3e9-566d8d478dad
I am straight but I am developing a crush on one of the male characters because my character is female
>>562541551>>562542536>Therin fell from #1 to #6
>>562542519Whatever you want to play, the raid currently has a lot of holy priests but that's the only thing that's anywhere near capped for a 40 man setup.
>>562542536Imagine if I had a real trinket.
>>562542229You're laughing. Zul's baby momma is asking for child support and you're laughing.
>>562542519<Evil> needs:- Engineer Goblin- Melee Scythe Warlock Female Human- Fist On-Hit Effects Gnome Warrior- Summoner Trinket Spam Undead Mage- Beast Master Hunter Dwarf with a Monkey- Empath Night Elf to queue up songs on the Discord Music Bot fitting the current mood
>>562544269good thing i have a croc, i'm safe
>run dungeon several times>see the same items drop each time>none of them are what I need
evil should introduce a parse based loot system
>>562542958>>562544269I'll probably roll a hunter or warlock then, i'll flip a coin or something.
>>562544269FACT: This post is 100% true.
what's the fucking point of the new fishing traps if they have NINE minutes cooldown???
>>562545047We got new fishing traps? What they do?
>>562545196they trap fish
>>562545278
>>562545047well you just put them out and you auto get a fish? seems pretty good to me.
I HATE Branded!
I want to join Branded, but im shy...
>>562545047Doesn't require fishing to use, additionally you can place a trap on stonescale pool and fish normally with the rod, then collect your trap once the pool dries out and basically 2x your fish.
>>562542536filter to bosses only to see the REAL dps
>>562545930nyo...
Do I get my deposit back if my auctions don't sell?
>>562546416lolno
>>562545930>trash doesn’t countWhy?
>>562546452WTF THEY'RE FUCKING STEALING MY MONEY WHY USE THE AH AT ALL?
Hey, I want to start playing turtle wow, I've decided to play Druid; would you guys recommend horde or alliance? Also, at what level should I join your FC? Thanks <3
>>562546567because if you're not flooding it with TRASH at outrageous prices that just makes my search take longer it will sell and you will get your money back
>>562546782FC?footie club?
>>562546782You can join Evil at level 1 if you want
>>562546868I need pay just for you to undercut me?
>>562546782>FC you should join <Branded> at level 1 and never ever join <Evil> because we don't want faggots like you in our guild
If you don't play a male character you are gay
>>562547017This post has been fact checked by real American patriots: TRUE.
>>562546961>>562546990Thanks for the free (You)s suckers!
>>562547216
People asking for guild invites on the thread is annoying we need to bring back the /who g-"guild name" in the OP, fix the raid timing + give gulag a shout out because they're cutiesType /who g-"Guild Name" to see who's online, then whisper anyone for an invite. If you search Evil, sort by "Guild" (not "Zone") to filter the list.<Branded> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire realm, crossfaction, raids at 20:00 GMT (server time)<Evil> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire realm, crossfaction, raids at 18:00 GMT (server time)<gulag> - Tauri, Evermoon realm, Alliance>>562546782The difference between taurens and nelves is minimal, be yourself anon. You can guild up as soon as you unlock the whisper button, which is level 5 or 10
>>562547391alright who made this post, branded or evil
>>562546974>>562546990>>562547391Alright I'm gonna get to level 10 first before asking for an invite. Thank you.
>>562547532>female characterplease don't
>>562547017Even undead male?
>>562547532Elaynna...
>>562547391It's not GMT, it's 21 GMT/BST, whichever is active at the time.
>>562546567Just undercut nigger, unless you're some kike who loves pricefixing the only profit on these places is to move as much goods as possible as quick as possible.Allways list 5% below the current lowest, 15% if it seems current listings are awkwardly high.
>>562546961He misstyped he wants you your your CL
>>562547953What do you mean by ‘active at the time’? Just using server time for the OP guild raids would be less confusing, miss me with this GMT nonsense
>>562548459I mean whether daylight savings is currently being observed or not. (Which happens on a different date to the US switching it)
>>562548578So is branded at 21:00 server time or 20:00 server time, currently?
<Branded> more like <Disbanded>
>>562548945LOL
I can't pick up a class to finally start and have fun. Why am I like this bros?
>>562549318Play druid or paladin, do a bit of everything. I'm the same and with druid you're a discount warrior/rogue/Priest in one and paladins are very fun on this server as I can spam dungeons as heal or tank
>>56254883021 bri'ish time, which is sometimes GMT and sometimes BST (I don't know if the server does that change or not so I don't want to say server time, but if it does follow that change then it's server time)
>>562539523You're a bad faith actor pretending to care in order to troll.If you actually gave a fuck you would have brought it up in guild or in discord not here.Nobody falls for this shit except the tardest of tards.
>>562550550Server time is UTC.
>>562550585>>>>discord
>>562550585>bring it up so I can see your name and sic my trannies on you
The reason i gave Flag every legendary is because he lets me plap.
>>562550585>bring up problems anywhere with your name attached>get harassed out of the guild like you know whoNo thanks.
>>562550585kys retard
>>562551692>get harassed out of the guild like you know whoElaynna?
>>562539245Its not a nothing burger, we just learned that one of our guild member killed themself irl because of this bad pull, blackwing lair is a serious matter, and guild drama even more so. you're being insensitive and inconsiderate
>>562552716Not him but Silkfang was gkicked for talking about the officer channel, <Evil> does not have a history of taking criticism well.
tauren players are the fucking worst
>>562553632Yeah, it we were gossiping about (you)r sorry ass before Silkfang ruined everything for us, are you happy about yourself? Now there is a 500 gold fee to enter the officer channel. The money doesn't even go in the guild bank! I saw [Redacted] giving all this money away to a <free use> night elf stripper at Goldshire Inn, and LET ME TELL YOU he didn't need any rested XP. Are you proud of yourself? Was it worth it? You tell me.
I just stole all the gold from Evil's gbanksorry but you deserve it...
<EVIL> OWNS <BRANDED>
Whisper Aecheur to join the new guild <C'Thun Won't Divide Us> we already have 9k gold in the guild bank
>>562554337branded members probably get turned on by things like that
>>562554432If you did you wouldn't feel the need to say this to get people to stop killing you.
>>562554432Yeah not probably. He's jerking off to it right now.
>>562554337OH NO NO NO TANDROK SISTERS???
>>562554337>those titsUm, Fs? Why are you using the lewd mod there?
>>562539523There are no "concerns" about a random wipe in a otherwise smooth farm raid, just like there were never anybody caring about "loot to pugs" or any other of your attempts to astroturf discontent.Just drown yourself in a vat of ascid you fucking jeet.
>>562554381Sent ;)
>>562553632>SilkfangNo he was kicked for trying to take over the guild with a bunch of fucking coordinated friends from his own discord, spamming garbage here in the thread, because he was the only one of them that actually played the game.But thanks for proving that you're not in the guild I guess.
>>562555215>revisionismAecheur even apologised for kicking him so why are you trying to pretend it was for a good reason now?
what classes does evil need
>>562555514Empathy classes.
>>562555389Aecheur cares about thread content above all else
>>562555514remedial english
>>562555389What's the point of pretending? He and his friends had prepared Aechurs dox in their little discord group, planned to demand silkfang be made GM after aechur was kicked for beeing a "tranny chaser zoomer" or whatever I can't remember what their meme was, then posted that shit everywhere.But had to back down when Silkfang got his account and all his characters banned by Turtles mods because they don't tolerate doxing and harrassment.
Anyone playing on chromiecraft?
>>562556019FUCK NO RETARD*rips your fucking head off then pisses in your skull*GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
>>562556108>>562556108>>562556108
>>562556092I'm sensing a lot of hostility
>>562556161>t.
