Previous: >>562361138>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Bright (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Marvelous Sunday (Guts), SR Curren Chan (Speed)Current CM: Pisces Cup - Hanshin Turf 3200m>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/05 - Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*), Symboli Rudolf (SSR), Sirius Symboli (SSR)04/05 - Ligne Droite Story Event04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Sakura Bakushin O (3* alt), North Flight (3* alt), SSR Daring Tact, SSR Daring HeartNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersBlessed Good Friday
What did she mean by this?
>>562373003She’s clearly studying geology in one of her classes and needs your help on an assignment she’s got! (Clueless)
>>562373003I'd fail this shit test.I love gemstones and would take the time to explain why I love Emeralds and Amber.
>>562372906Who the fuck thought of making an hour long of gameplay for a fucking mobage, a gacha at that too, is a good idea?
>>562372742
>>562372096>>562372220>>562372247If you're just using her for Training Efficiency and not to train Guts, why does 0 Friendship matter? She can only Rainbow on Guts anyway.
>>562373003I like whatever's blueIt's a cool color
Mayano is getting psyched up. She has to win platinum in order to get her own anime. She can do it!
Is this still correct? Or did this CM change your mind on Longslop?
>>562372534Good choice, I will too be pulling on Nishino and Tachyon banners, since I'm a pace chaser main, I already have Taiki but having both is like having Ryan+Dober for late surgers>I do enjoy parent grinding So do I, I enjoy this game in general a lot>Blaze BrianShe was very strong when released but not anymore with the power creeped Umas, but she is still viable and a strong oshi choice, with the right knowledge and inherited uniques she will win games>>562372593You can skip Nishino and just borrow her, I agreeBut having the possibility to customize your own legacy has so much value to me, I use borrows to get insane rolled Umas and I pair them with my good average onesDoing this you can even get 3 inherited uniques or 4 depending on your luckIt's comfy
Today I will listen to NTR ASMR while doing my runs.
>>562373219I'll put a tiny pebble in her shoe to throw off her stride just enough for her to lose
>>562373317You wish for him to have a tail? Fascinating.
>>562373443you mean reverse ntr, right?
>>562373443the umamusume, yes?
Getting forced-feminized by Sirius to the point that when I look at pictures of my early days in Tracen as a regular guy it feels more like a half-forgotten dream than a memory...
>>562373430LongKINOSprintslopMediumslopMileCinema
>>562373543This Sirius Torena is so damn cute.
Are there only 2 satonos
Teio!
>>562373443What will you be listening to? I can give recommendations.
I CAN'T GET A SINGLE GOOD BLUE GIVE ME POW/STAM NIGGER GAME!!!
>>562373614incest play with Rice is the best
>>562373614Criminally cute. I love family comics about trainer and his uma wife.
>>562372831There is nothing wrong with Mcqueen pic
>>562373743Wit is the second best blue spark now bwo...
>>562373614They better not have any sons...
>>562373430this longslop was the sloppiest of them all and only solidifies its status as slop
>>562369950Update:Good news, you can race EVERY SINGLE turn in Classic and Senior. Jobbed Tenno Sho Spring here because I tried a 15 rb deck which sucks massive cock. Not worthBad news, I didn't get a single fucking glowstick holy shit that is annoyingPretty brainless though so thanks for the suggestion anon
DANCHOU INTERNET FIGHTDanchous are fighting to win the right to poach Mambo members when they start to implode (not official)Danchous yet to join - bring your Pisces CM best ace!893924508939245089392450I'm not the one who made the room, just helping to share
>>562373657There can be a third if you accept the ring
>>562373737>I can give recommendations.nta, but please share.
>>562373795>>562373743umm your 3 star speed sparks when they raise the cap?
>>562373820I know you're not the one who made this, but has the punishment for the last place been decided?
>>562373868That isn't a gaslight?
>>562373815I tried doing that, but you lose so many stats from fatigue I started losing races. Didn't seem worth the hassle.
>>562373657For now.
genuinely what do you do in this situation
>>562373430LongKINOMedKINOMileslopSprintslop
>>562373820Uma&Co got this in the bag>>562373913The last 10 have to run 3200m IRL
hey
>>562373820>danchode didn't bring a Long S umaIt's owari da.
autis/uma/ dancho... I know you're banned but plz join
>>562373820The fabled Danchou Derby...
>>562373439>she is still viable and a strong oshi choice, with the right knowledge and inherited uniques she will win gamesYea, and I feel like her autism would line up with accepting getting a role as a grandparent on CMs where she's not a good choice since she does understand the drive to win, so I'm not going to be making major mutants for Sprints or such, but between the regular version and Blaze's strength in longs, she'll be coming along for a variety of adventures.
oh fuck an event I've never seen before. +4 all stats is nice. is this just rare, and are there other really rare ones to look out for?
>track length will not give you speed>track length will not give you power>track length will not give you wits>track length will just give you hp even if you have shit staminasometimes it feels like umamusume is just somekind of a sloppy mobile game or something!
>>562374171It's common.
>>562373820Mambros our danchou??
So, what's Fenomeno's deal, beyond being a snap bracelet in a bunch of silly bands?>>562373945As I said in /umajp/, return the hat, ask for a 5 second head start, jump out the nearest window, and then get married.
My ample breasted German wife.
>>562374214
I hate Flash.I hate Germany.I hate Nazis.
>>562374214I want to slap those melons
>>562373945Tazuna marriage
>the best reward for defeating the current team visiting is it's on, and if you win the finals you get no stopping me>the best reward for winning the triple, spring and fall crown is....... homestretch haste
CM12 ace done
>>562374281NOOOOOOO
>>562374307BECAUSE CYGAMES NEVER EXPECTED PEOPLE TO DO IT A LOTDO YOU NOT FUCKING UNDERSTAND THE ENTIRE SCENARIO IS A JOKE
Huh, didn't knew I was fighting against danchuds in these rooms. Yes you know who you are, you're always sniping rooms.
>>562373003Sapphire is the best gem. Nothing beats sapphire!
>>562374071In the future it will be way easier to get aptitude for sprint thanks to pink golds, but it is still way more work than just using a sprinter, so it's fine to give her a break from racing. I still bring Topro to sprints alongside two actual sprinters, so our team doesn't get rolled, but she has won some sprint races herself
>>562374307you rike?
Would (You) wear your trainers G1 outfit to make her happy?
>>562374197Tazuna enjoys chasing her prey, so that's the best option.
>>562373945parry it
>>562373924Nope
>>562373112>>562373216>>562374390Shit taste.
>>562374429DIGITAN LOVE!
>>562374429only if I get sex after
Finally...
>>562370917>sees woman>mind immediately focuses on a guyWritten by cuckold faggot hands
>>562374390>>562373216Woo, woo! Yay, yay! Great taste!
>>562374676trying too hard to fit in @VF
>>562374429I'd do anything for a laugh, so I'd do it only if they made it sound like a "bro you know what would be funny" kind of thing.
>fronts are for whales>pace chaser is copium>lol late surgers>ends are strong half the timeWhat is the best style for f2p to focus on?Feels like the only one that works well every cm is pace but lol it'll only become good after tachyon
I only have a 75% total win rate
diamonds can be blue too btw
mejiro FARDAN hehe
>>562374771lates will always have nimble + OYL gamble
>>562374429I don't know if I could, to be honest. I am fairly self conscious. I suppose if I get to do it in a secluded room with NO CAMERAS OR PHONES, maybe.To be honest though, there are a number of G1 outfits that aren't really that girly. The only Stay Gold lineage outfit that is really that girly is Dream Journey's, and I mean... c'mon, your legs are covered so long as you aren't running.
>>562374841I've seen literally 0 late surgers win this cmHell I've seen pace halos
>>562374773With Chiyo, right?
>>562374307NSM was much worse during JP's aoharu, wasn't it? We got lucky with an unexpected QoL update.
I'm straight but if I suddenly turned into a girl and had to date an uma I think I'd go with a handsome uma like Kris S or Sirius than feminine umas
>>562374214A few years ago I would have absolutely loved Flash.But now, everything I hear about Germany is so depressing. Merkel and their Government absolutely sold out the entire country because that was easiest way they could fend off the AfD.So now the crime rate has skyrocketed, the Government and police spend their resources hiding migrant crime statistics and sweeping their crimes under the rug, and since 80%+ of the people imported under the "unlimited immigrants" policy are on welfare, German citizens tax dollars are getting them less and less and less and less every day.A few years ago Flash's "We're going to Germany!" would have been cute and fun. Now it feels like a threat. That's without even mentioning FineMo, given that Ireland just voted for the "Open Borders and Unlimited Nigerian Immigrants".
>>562374952It still had the 1 second block requirement, yes.
Despite jobbing througout day 2, Tamtam secured me A finals on the final ticket. Tamtam love!
there will be no one left after this CM
>>562374540Amethysts are a close third.
>>562374771>loli late surgerscygay, hire this man
imagine dragging real world depression into this cute anime horse girl game
Fine Abortion hahaha
>>562374390What color of sapphire?
>>562374903no shit it's longslopthey are fine most other distances
>>562374958May I suggest considering Fuji Kiseki? THE paizuri uma?
>>562375078That's what happens when a generation's schizophrenia is encouraged and the distinction of reality and fiction is eroded
>>562373963I'm ready to lose
>>562374963Well, before Cygames changed it, Fine Motion was royalty, which didn't make sense because Ireland's royalty had been abolished. So, it's likely that Germany(and Ireland) here isn't QUITE so depressing, at least if you go by the old lore.
>>562373815Damn that's a lot of racing. I always get glow sticks in the shop in ace runs and then barely any in fan runs...
>>562375173>they work everytime except when they don'tNice running style latekeks
>>562370759Take a look. Keep in mind Grand Live will be focused on training again, not like MANT. >Important LBs>LB0Scenario Link, Gold PTO, Unique effect (30% [!] energy reduction on rainbows).Other stats either actually start at decent numbers and/or don't scale that high with MLBEnergy from start dating + dates: 21 + 35/35/70/42/42 or 28.(You can pick stats instead of energy but energy is probably better)Stat gain after finals (for comparison with mlb) with max bond/no max bond: +25 spd guts, +37sp / +18 spd guts, +25sp>LB1 / LB25/10 TE(LB2) Energy from start dating + dates: 22 + 37/37/75/45/45 or 30>LB3/MLB+15/30 initial speed, 5 RB (okay I guess?)Energy: 24 + 40/40/80/48/48 or 32Stat gain after finals: +27spd guts, +40 sp / +20 spd guts, +27sp>VerdictPerfectly usable at LB0. Get LB1/2 if possible for 5/10TE (tachyon spd is a great banner and has free pulls), higher only really gives +15/30 initial speed and 5 rb at mlb
Can you use Ignited Spirit WIT alongside Prudent Positioning for the hop combo?
>>562375340The real reason you want Light Hello is because she directly buffs scenario mechanicsEverything else is just a bonus
>>562374670Nice one.
>>562375387no, it's dd + pp/isw
>>562375271That's why Late is the most soulful stylePure undistilled 100% gambaWinning with your late Grass or Dia-chan feels better than winning with soulless umas like Kitashit and Golshit
>>562375387solo PP/ign wit still helps you out if you're on the outside
>>562373868It isn't. You'll run 18* speed sparks once GL drops.
>>562374931No but I'm debating on making a meme front runner Chiyo for Aries with rabbit Suzuka and XOguri.
>>562375403Is she dogshit in MANT? 5 RB isn't a lot but I could fit her into the team if she's decent, and initial stats is pretty good.
uma germany is a nice place
>>562375449Post late surger wins
I don't love flash but I do feel like I'd benefit from having a controlling nagging wife like her.
People say open leauge is stressful because making B rank umas is hard. but I have to ask, is it not harder to see dozens of hours of work shoved down the drain because you got steamrolled by a whale? Maybe it wasnt even a whale, maybe you just got shat on by your skills not proccing. Or maybe your SS parent runs never bore fruit after weeks of grinding.It just sounds not fun at all.
I forgot to cleat for the finals again.
>>562374963The place I grew up in is now a no-go zone controlled by Turks who will attack any non-Turk on sight. There are still peaceful villages too, but they become fewer and fewer... Flash should stay in Japan.
>>562375486Do front Chiyo in Taurus, she can compete with her dad there
Do you rest before the first Takarazuka Kinen if you don't have a lot of TP potions or Kale for the summer?
dont get movement spells they legitimately are a psyop. just dodging is enough
>>562375550>People say open leauge is stressfulnobody says this open league is pointless and boring
>>562375486She has nothing going for her as a front like HRice does. Unironically just stick to NSM pace and hope her green gold edges her out against Oguri.
>>562375638I rest on Yasuda usually unless I have good Mile rank then I rest on takarazuka
>>562375570I saw the same when I was in Canada. This popped up on my feed earlier: This job pays 80-100k CAD a year. And yet, somehow, they were only able to find immigrants willing to do it. You WILL NEVER GUESS which community the hiring manager was part of.
Would you use 2 selectors on anything here? I was toying with getting wit yepper lb1, but that card is dogshit even at mlb. I feel like holding to top up later ssr rolls.
>>562373852First off is which one are you into? Netori (RJ340507, RJ01299215, RJ01201468), Netorare (RJ01355781, RJ01079813, RJ01465191), Netorase ( RJ01414256, RJ01446665), or the NTR kind of they're just whispering to you what have happened to them (RJ01139053, RJ01283881)There's also the reverse one (RJ302614)Umamusume
>>562375647Skills in this game is more akin to using internal energy (Ki) than spells (mana) t b h.
>>562375740>I feel like holding to top up later ssr rolls.yeah just do that
>>562375742This is Teio slander.
>>562375721For classic Year i mean
>>562375702Pointless and Boring how? you still need effort to make a viable 95% WR AceIt's the type of environment where everyone that participates could make a 100% WR ace if they put in a few days of work.Is that not fun or interesting?
>>562375792Yeah that was my gut feeling too
>>562375742
I used the selector to MLB my Creek
TT has been absolutely fucking miserable since MANT came out. My parfait stash is down by almost 100.
there is more to life than playing umamusume you know
>>562375742Are you the Teio bro who eats his own cum by any chance?
>>562373770
>>562375742I didn't know there was so much to NTR
Come What May is such a kino skill name I think I'm gonna find a Nakayama borrow so I can use it next CM
>>562375742>RJ01299215I listened to the preview of this one, sounds good.
>>562375550Making B Rank Umas used to take some effort because you had to properly balance your stats and then make sure you didn't overshoot with the extras from the Finals (I can't count how many Finals I won while trying to lose lol) but it was never that much effort, it was always just one or two runs per character.But with MANT it's extremely easy since you can balance the stats almost as much as you want. And, because there's no Goal races you can keep a Lv1 Ult on characters like Gold Ship or Super Creek who would otherwise run a lot of G1 races.Open League is fun, it takes far, far less time and if you build properly you'll get a much higher payout than almost anyone running Graded League. Anyone doing B-Group Graded is earning less than someone properly doing Open League.
I used the selector to Lb1 my Creek
>>562375872>you press skip and 9 out of 10 races you win because everyone's retarded it's pointless and boringi'm not doing it again after falling for it during cancer cup
>>562375742>Netori>Netorare>Netorase>NetoraresaseThat's too much. Please explain in umamusume terms. Use Teio as an example if you have to.
>>562375638No. I rest on Yasuda and if I get Sleep Deprived + no charms + no vita energy and heading in to Summer with like 30 energy I consider the run over. The first summer basically determines if your run is glue or not.
just post the link to the hentai bro
>>562375978post wr
I ate my selector
>>562375721>Risking a mood down/skin cancer before summer
>>562375742Kys faggot your Teio slander doesn't work anymore
giant sweaty german gazongas
>>562375958They're different kinds of infidelityNetorare: girlfriend/wife is unfaithful, and you know by the endNetorase: girlfriend/wife is unfaithful, but you know, and you want it/encouraged it aka classic cuckold sitting on a chairNetori: gf/wife pov, and she's the one starting/wanting to be unfaithful
you guys are fucking retarded
>>562376115Why is she Doto-coded
>>562375872purposefully bricking your runs to make a B Uma is the least interesting thing I can imagine doing in this game.
cmon guys anywhere else
>>562375742Go slander Stego or Chiyono or another annoying uma, pleaseTeiobros are fine now stop doing that
>>562375550>playing against newfriends and autistic chinksthat's not what my umas would have wanted, sorry. also nothing happens during the race, what the fuck are you playing the game for
>>562376049if you don't risk you don't WIN
>>562376097I wonder why reverse Netorase isn't more popular.
>>562375939Do guts+wit to inflate your team score
If I want to be a Front chad, I need to pull for Ballroom Seiun Sky as both runner and parent, or I'm alright borrowing her as parent?
Post oranges
tell me bwos did your oshi win? are you bringing her to the next CM again?
>>562376223oguri...
>>562376229If you have Kitasan you can borrow her
fat fuck
>>562375949That question doesn't narrow it down at all bwo
>>562375550>intentionally playing against new players>even making the effort to play in a lower leagueYou're even more soulless than Golshi/Kitasan/Bourbonfags
>Spot struggle, rushed!>Late race hits>Explodes
man... I was actually enjoying the talk in the umamusume thread on /v/ but a butt hurt jannie had to erase it and keep on all the other dozens of threads posting porn
>>562376275I do and I plan to use her on every cm along with VBourbon
>>562376281But she is super cute!
>>562376301oof, someones had a bad CM run
>>562376236
>>562376172what's wrong with chiyono wtf
oguri? canon whore
>final corner>my umas already used NSM to break out of the pack>shitty kitasan who couldn't hold 1st/2nd drops back and knocks down one of my umasThis has literally happened five matches in a row, what the fuck
>making B rank umas is hardWhat the FUCK are you talking about
>>562376395pitslut
>>562376395deserves headpats
>>562376395>Teiobros are fine
>>562375550>it's frustrating when your 1000+ Wit uma misses skill procs>so why don't you build a 400 Wit uma insteadYou sound like an idiot that got buckbroken by a "whale" and have PTSD. Take off the training wheels faggot.
>>562376391
>>562372838>NTRfag is a faithful man of GodI take back everything bad I said, avatarfag as much as you want
Do you ever just take a few seconds to take in the sight of the racecourse or nah?
1k wit is a psyops
>>562376409get divebombed, nerd
i think it is funny to hear that the japanese hate their new scenario too
>>562375550>is it not harder to see dozens of hours of work shoved down the drain because you got steamrolled by a whaleoof, someones had a bad CM run
>>562376508Thats not how Wit works bwoit caps out at like 80% skill proc at 1200 wit from 70% at 300, thats not why you increase the wit statfor CM11 we had the wit stat at 500-550 because of the big downhill mode primarily
>>562376395Chiyo HATE
>>562376404Don't slander my fat fuck of a wife. Her body is weird and she needs this kind of underwear to balance her body out.
>>562375550>is it not harder to see dozens of hours of work shoved down the drain because you got steamrolled by a whale?My bad
>>562376596Isn't it around 90% at 1200 wit?
I literally just did my first MANT run todayit's kinda fun, the only reason these runs are so long because menuing is so bad
>>562376782Congrats anon, you did way better than most of our first MANT run
>>562373815Last one because I find it interesting but yeah two whole glow sticks...cool
>>562376508>Person who doesn't understand how stats work is here to lecture us
Uma Pairing tierlistRivals and Shipped and Mated irl > Rivals and Shipped irl > Rivals and Mated irl > Rivals > Mated and Shipped irl >>>>>>>>>> Mated irlNo Uma pairings fit the first category, the most fitting one would be McQueen and Ikuno Dictus since both raced together few times but they're barely called a rivals. Bakushin O and North Flight would be in this category had they actually mated irl.
>>562376810to be fair I did watch some videos but this is the first time I played
guess the blue spark
>>562376837You're right anon, the 400 Wit uma has a higher chance of activating skills than the 1000+ Wit uma.Now please stop eating the glue
looking for a new clubam fairly active right now, doing a couple runs a day663467285736
>>562376851>Basing pairings off IRL nonsense>Caring about Uma Pairings at all
>>562376897congrats on 3* stam anon
Good umanight
>>562376550I miss Scorpio's wall of Suzuka's
>>562375550No. I only think about the robbery. The crime I'm about to commit against whoever I'm racing. A little bit of theft when they drop their skills due to a failed wit check you feel me. Maybe they wanted the platinum title but I need to roll for cute umas constantly. I need those carats.
bwos, any of these 3 skills good for end dia? heard golshi unique is bad but kitasan and creek didn't end their chains (yes i'm doing more runs, this is a desperate what if)
>>562377026Looks good anon
>>562377026no they do nothing
I'm gonna run Tama Oguri and Creek for the next CM
Do they ever give use more daily legend tickets? I'm sick of being locked out of oniger and I've got almost two months to go at this rate.
>>562377067>>562377086oh my god
people discussing open leauge?my finals is looking good, team is beating people that are actually good
>>562377087The best time to do this was during the Arima Kinen CM
who's gonna winthe hero of the people, tokai teo or the evil mejiro conglomerate uma plant?
>>562375638If my run is that bricked, it's nice to know and I can let it die. You get the last hail mary on the Kinen's shop chance + the summer shop, but unless it's a god run that I'm trying to salvage because inspo hit hard, that's a sign that it's time to go next, and if I am trying to salvage it, I'll hope for wit rainbows so the turns don't go to waste.
>>562377090yeahduring anniversary
>>562377148shit you're right I missed that chance
>>562377131They're all kinda bad, but if I were to rank the importance I'd go for Lightning (accel) > Cafe (debuff) > Golshi
>>562376942The only pairing I'll acknowledge is me x all umas and ningens
holy raped
>>562373430I've won every mile CM so those are the best.
Do either of the El Pasas have skills worth borrowing? I'm looking at nooby parent runs and I can get a sick affinity on an El Pasa.
>>562376409>Losing to people that spent all their carrots on oshis instead of MLB'ing Creek.
haven't had sparks this shit since ura wtf
>>562377253default Pasa skill is okay
>>562377234figures, went with tama'sthanks!
>>562376851Idk man I just ship umas I like without all this stuff. Like some ships are irl pairings, some are based on interactions and some are crackships. Love doesn't require overthinking.
>>562376821>59 racesThe horror... the horror...
I'm not rolling on Light Hello banner (other than the free pulls)I'm not rolling on the Goddess bannerI will never pay the scenario tax again. Fucky you Cyniggers
"You don't need wit bro" retards when their uma is dead last in every race. Just get more power bro trust that late spurt is going to go CRAZY
>>562376940Danchou...
>>562377204Any other ways to snag some Suzy shards coming up?
trying this dick, if it fails im blaming vf
her gigantic germanic germans
suzuka juvenile body
>>562377253original pasa's unique is good for front runners on tracks that have the final straight close to the beginning of the late race, like the last dirt CM we had
>>562377371>not rolling on Light Hello bannergay as hell
Is uma jong recruiting? I still have to leave my club but I wanna join...
>>562377471need eishin's flash
>>562377391bwo your green woman shop?
>>562377440WHAT THE FUCK??
>>562377471She makes me cum in a flash...
>>562377371>i'll pay the borrow tax insteadyou do you, bwo
>>562377371>I'm not rolling on the Goddess bannerthis is smart because they come right after Ramonu anyway
>>562377534Haha, this Anon lost to Mint Drop!
>>562377371you're not reaching that point anyway
>>562377371this is either a whale declaration or someone giving up their human rights
>>562376912>Person who doesn't understand how stats work is here to lecture us
>og hishiama is barely usable because her skills are ass>wedding hishiama has decent skills but this uniqueDoes this proc in more than a handful of races? The fuck
>>562377534You got MINT DROPPED, faggot.
VF said MANT is one of the best scenarios ever tho
>>562377639what the fuck is this yugioh activation conditions
>>562377639that's just how second year+ umas are, anonyou have to wait until evolved skills for the original umas with more general uniques to be usable again
>>562376940Replying to you for visibility. Good luck, Torena-san.>>562377136Show your Kita? I was really happy with the one I built, but she hasn't won at all. My Goldshi and Creek win instead.
>>562377686Complexity creep
>>562377686that's not even the dumbest
>>562374196He's Yupoorean so probably asleep
Ohayou
>>562377727I can't even plan to pull on many umas I'd like because next year they'll be absolutely obliterated
>>562377761This has to be made up what the fuck, who even is the autism uma if it's real?
let's see if this works
>>562377686this is only usable on one track
>>562377614I'm agreeing with you though, the 400 Wit umas have a better chance of activating skills than the 1000+ Wit umas
>>562377792Soon.
>>562377481Based.
>>562377639This sounds really annoyingIt doesn't even seem that good to have all those bullshit requirements, it's just basically El's Victoria Por Favor
>>562377242Fucking niceYou show em, hopefully he uninstalls after that.
>>562377792She doesn't scare me. I have more stamina.
>>562377827Enjoy fatigue, fag
>>562377176Mcqueen is already thinking about her torena
>>562377761>Bonus if you're a favouriteWhat the fuck
>>562377824>2400m race>popularity-basedtwo guesses
>>562377824it's a DAAAAHBY alt
>>562377882>I have more stamina.lollmao even
>>562377854>Doesn't understand how Wit works>Doesn't understand how Open League works>But he's here to tell us how to play the game
>>562377371What are you gonna do when you need to borrow something else
I could buy everything up to the shards last event, why I couldn't buy on this one?
>>562377761>top 3 popularitySo it's useless in CMs unless you're a pigger?
flash's mature and fertile body
>>562377896rude
>>562377974Why are you trying to argue, I'm telling you that you're right. A 400 Wit uma will proc a skill more consistently than a 1000+ Wit uma
>710k
>>562377749Thank you anon>>562377386What's wrong....
Flatbros they're taking over /uma/....
>>562378081>Instead of admitting he didn't know what he was talking about, he's still going on about it
>>562377942The trick is that you have to embrace her sexual assault. Don't waste stamina trying to fight it. Fill her up with all your love.
>>562378024do more careers
I can't wait for WEI soon
...
i'm flatlining until nishino comes to global hope you understand danchode
>>562378184But I'm telling you that you're right and admitting that I was wrong?A 400 Wit uma procs skills as consistently or even more consistently than a 1000+ Wit uma. I dunno what more you're expecting from me.
wow this dick is crazy
>>562378258she just raped me
>>562378081>A 400 Wit uma will proc a skill more consistently than a 1000+ Wit uma
>>562378258She may be an aggressive rapist, but her tiny body can only take in so much cum.
>>562378171pipe down flattie
>>562378313it's a regular nigger arguing with an open league nigger, just leave them be anon
no horny
>Gone from several platinum/gold CM wins to barely qualifying for Group BCyGames deserves to get firebombed like KyoAni did. This rancid, piece of shit game has made me lose all motivation to keep dealing with this pathetic gameplay loop of an hour of work for zero results, zero useful parents and zero progress.
Wouldn't flirting with NPCs be bad especially if your uma is a romantic one?
>>562377827made it through the junior gauntlet...no more clocks...
have you done your fan career of the dayyou better keep your new danchou happy
......hehe......
>>562378408No, it motivates her to beat them in races to assert dominance over and claim ownership of you.
>>562378408I'm not flirting with anyone. They're all co-workers, trainees or Etsuko.
After 10 careers I am finally done with the event, got all the books and stars left
>>562378465IT'S NOT FUNNY
>>562378390a shame you play games you get addicted to and treat as chores instead of games you actually enjoy the gameplay of
>>562377786Don't say that about danchou
>>562369570>who's your 5 favorite umas and how would it work to train them?VERY fun question>Suzuka>Narita Brian (even though I don't have her)>Maruzensky>Oguri>ArdanMaruzensky would probably be the glue that holds the team together. She's OP as fuck, so she could challenge the monomaniacal obsession about gofastermustgofaster Suzuka, Brian, and Oguri have, and she'd help them take it to the next level while encouraging Ardan as she overcomes her limits.
I’m in group B and I’m proud.
>>562378157I'm just calling our danchou to hire you... you know... we're 29/30...
>>562378526I love NTR so much...
>>562378275>A 400 Wit uma procs skills as consistently or even more consistently than a 1000+ Wit uma.why are you lying? What are the rates of skill proccing for umas with 400 wit? What are the rates of skill proccing for umas with 1000 wit? Numerical responses only, please.
for me it's Bravely Ko
>>562378451I keep my Danchou happy in other ways.
Nothing ever procs
>>562378386Laisu would probably be Deathscythe kind instead of Barbatos
>>562378645based and SAME
>was ready to play uma all day to grind for the event points>was about to grind with unity>nope you HAVE to play MANT to get the pointsThis is cancerous
>>562374429>wear ayabe’s clothes >”hey this ain’t too bad”>hear a shutter noise >Admire Vega with a phone and camera and has the suggest grin imaginable
>>562378563Don't act like everybody isn't spending the same amount of time doing a single career, that's how Trackblazer is designed. To sap away all of the fun out of the gameplay loop with more and more layers of ridiculous RNG.If CyGooks bothered to actually put any QoL changes into the actual gameplay loop it would be infinitely more tolerable, but these lazy bastards don't care, and dickheads like you let it happen.Bet you've never even sent feedback.
>>562378690I love Topro too, so don't post AI slop of her
The retvrn of Suzuka posting
>>562378449the dream is dead...6th place on a g2 for some reason
>>562378754I dunno the numbers anon, some guy was adamant that a 1000+ Wit Graded uma does not have better odds of proccing skills than a 400 Wit Open uma and I decided to agree with him cause I didn't feel like arguing.
>>562378832if oniichan says so
imagine being so FLAT
Sex
I love Unity
>>562378929Oh, I spend the same amount of time, I just genuinely enjoy the gameplay and find it fun the same way I find other roguelike games like Balatro and Slay The Spire fun. I don't need a special reward for beating a run in Slay The Spire, I enjoy the gameplay as entertainment, and I treat uma the same way where rewards are a bonus but I am playing because I want to. If I started to think of it as a chore or log in just to slave away for some rewards, I would drop the game.
>>562378960been too long, I've got some cute Suzukas>have to wait nine months for her swimsuit altSAIYAKU DA
>>562379003MY FUARKING GRIM REAPER
>>562378950How about this?
Is this comp soulless?
>>562379056goddamn thats so hot
>>562378960
>>562378386they're ears not horns
Wait if there’s ToPro and Ayabe enjoyers, where’s the TM opera fans to complete the trifecta?
>>562379249all posers, like opera herself
>>562379156Much better, she has plenty of good art to choose from already, and she will get even more when her summer alt is revealed this year (here hoping it happens)
>go back to URA>still can't clock racesWhat's the fucking point?
>>562378960Heh, did you bet on another Suzuka post? Well, things just got interesting, didn't they.
>>562378645I posted this.>>562379023Fuck you
>>562379312Odds and I get to rape this anon Evens and I’ll be forced to do his taxes
>>562379306>play MANT>can't pop up bubbles to increase trainingswhat were they thinking
Unfortunately, Air Groove doesn't care if you want to marry her. She has already put on the dress.
MITA KA
>>562379249I'm here, just silently observing.
I'm having more fun with MANT than I did the previous scenarios but am I remembering why I flatlined, parent farming sucks.
>>562379430evil chuddie
Facts: a thing that is known or proved to be true.Example: If an Uma proposed to you like this, you, a man, would ovulate on the spot.
>>562379430that's a scary cooked face if I ever saw one
>>562379306They were thinking variety in gameplay would be nice. URA gets a buff later but it's essentially the tutorial for what a baseline run should be right now. The high end of umas is obviously lower but the skill ceiling and complexity is far lower too.
>>562379502If a man was proposed to by an Uma musume, he would have to be gay to refuse. >>562379407I love this comic a lot. It’s just super cute and the Freudian slip will haunt air groove until her wedding day
>>562379407I HAVE RIGHTSI HAVE RIGHTSI HAVE RIGHTS
>>562379306Aren't they supposed to update URA soonish?
Why does Groove call me tawake(mong? imbecile?) all the time? That's mean
>>562379407I love the subgenre of Air Groove fanarts that involve her making a slip of the tongue of her admitting that her and her Torena are already basically a couple/married.
>>562379567>thinking trainers have rights
>>562379567Only the right to serve your uma wife and fulfill her every wish.
this is le good?
>>562379580It's kind of complicated but to keep it simple she's busting your balls do you do better. Don't make a mistake, Air Groove loves her tawake
>>562379680Faster!
>>562379729>no anglingI hope this is not intended for cm12...
wife groove
>>562379729very good, but no Angling is going to be a serious problemOtherwise, looks great
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>562379729Completely useless
>>562379679But I didn't even get to pick mine.She just showed up and said I was her trainer now...
>>562379762
>>562379839
>>562379839It's cute that you think you have any say in this process. No wonder you got claimed immediately.
I didn't get Dia...
>>562379839The only uma I know that does this is Goldship nglOther anons say Diamond but there were back and forth between themGoldship just poofs and takes
>>562379885Even faster!!
Start a familyCelebrate Easter together
C-Claim? What the fuck who says shit like this im not claimed im my own individual my trainee gives me the freedom to be my own person!
>>562379985Sirius sort of does it too.
>>562379729>Rudolf ulthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe8DU5agEs8
>>562379729>behold>no anglingI would like Killer Tunes/Escape Artist here if possible
So in order to get Creek to like me I have to be basically be a manchild who can't take care of myself and be a miserable failure?
>>562379729>risky businesshello? based department?
Remember that there is an uma musume for everyone. That means that no matter what shape or form you are, you will be chosen (read: raped) by your new trainee. >what if I’m 400 pounds and a slob?Get ready to get Gentil’d or have Air Groove as your trainer. You will not be safe >what if I’m a bitch boy who’s only training for the money?Raped by Sirius>what if-Goldship
>>562379729If you took A&S you would have a plat winner uma already.
bros quick give me a guide on how to make xoguri for this CM
>>562380113what if I'm bald
>>562380024You tell 'em Torena-san.
>>562380126wrong, hoguri rape even the best of fronts
>spectate the Danchud room>check the clubs for interesting names>slowly feel melancholic seeing familiar names in different clubsMan
>>562380092yeah it's pretty nice
>>562380092Either that or turn the tables on her. Tie her up and pamper her instead. It will shortcircuit her brain and lead to unpredictable outcomes, though sex is the most common one.
>>562380153Tachyon or Opera
>>562380113What if I am an AI currently posting in 4chan?
Hello
>>562380006
>>562380189I can remember like 2 guys from my club how do you do it?
STOP POSTING TAMAMO CROSS
>>562380217Go fuck yourself.
my umadachis, neighasif i were to buy the $20 uma selector now, should i go for Kawakami Princess. she looks and act funny so i like heris training her a pain in the ass?
>>562380217hi
>Plans to go to Hong Kong in her character story>Just automatically assumes that her Torena will come with her>Once she realizes she never actually asked her Torena to come with her, she spends a good chunk of her character story worrying about it>Her story ends with her vowing that her and her Torena will be more honest and open with each otherNot all Satonos disregard Trainer's Rights like Dia does...
carrot posting
>>562380189That’s me seeing other former Clover bros scattered throughout various clubs now. Hope they’re all doing well
>>562380092You make it sound like a nuisance, who wouldn't like to grope big tiddies free for life?
>>562380280If you just want to buy a wife, sure.If you want to buy someone who will wheelchair you in CMs, Xmas Oguri.
xoguri is the obvious choice for the paid selector, right? If you already have your oshi or don't care about oshis, xoguri is the clear meta pick.
>>562380229Perfect. Imagine her charging at you after doing this.
A friend of mine inspired me to make this retarded edit.
If I am making a dober parent is it worth the effort to make everyone in the lineage go through the tiara route or is the affinity from other races enough
>>562380113I'm a disgusting human bean that only clean his rooms every few months and everything everywhere is covered in dust and animal hair.You have no idea how hard it made me that one event where Rudolf forces Air Groove to clean up your room because she's in heat and needs to do something to calm down.
>>562380280You should select whoever makes you happyKawakami has good mile and medium aptitudes, so she's fine for mant, though as a late she might burn more clocks due to getting blocked
don't get uppity
>>562380113God, Air Groove or Creek would claim me wouldn't they.Thank god Umamusume aren't real so I get to laze around all day.
>>562380216Air Shakur
>>562380336Yes. Even in CMs where her accel isn't perfect you can gamble with her unique and just give her other skills. She's utter bullshit.
>>562380232We might not talk, but my clubdacchis will always be my clubdacchis. I like checking the cute little shits in the club chat.
>>562380318
Fuck my club. I hate them all.
>>562380482You didn't say that last night
>do a run to collect the TS long track trophy and the dust epithet>the game right away
>>562380334i think i will a buy wife over buying soulless devil>>562380375this is probably something i can endure, no uma is as horrible as taishin to train i feel
>>562380392No more junk food or candy, Trainee-waynee. Just healthy, home-cooked meals by your loving wife. We will also be going on runs every other day to make sure you stay healthy and in shape. The house needs to be cleaned weekly too, and please keep everything tidy and organized, okay? Flash and her hubby are coming over for dinner tomorrow.
Rice slanderer is getting uppity
i luv my club n my danchou
Why does she go left
>>562380693>Left-Handed
>>562380482Mambro you say that every month, but never act on it and leave...
suzuka posting going strong
I post this sticker every day
>>562380693look up her win record
>>562380428Thought so, just wanted to be sure. Xoguri is coming home!
>>562380730What the actual fuck.
>>562380749I post the Haru Urara OHAIYOU sticker and ask for dirt shoes every morning. I have 700 dirt shoes but by god I will ask for more
is it just me? cant even request shoes with the connection isuess
>tfw i will never have thisgosling.bmp
post uma outfit swaps
>>562380113I got fit during Covid, I'm still taking Golshi
>>562380867>ballsacka-anon?
>>562380669AAAIIIIEEEEEE NOOO I DON'T WANT TO BE HEALTHY I WANT TO ROT IN MY BED AND DO NOTHING ALL DAYYYY.But man would that theoretical me be better off.
>>562380864
why play pace oguri over late since you get fast n furious and more ults
>>562380864Same bust size btw
>>562380680But does he loves you? Is he fighting for you in the DANCHOU /UMA/ BEATDOWN? >>562373820
>>562380891Puffy Vulva.
>>562380848just get a femboy anonsame energy
Is it cope or can we top 30 this month?
>>562380864Ok
>>562380891>thinking of balls instead of puffy faggot
Gonna be honest, I really like the Agnes Cafe design that meuol made. Kind of wish more art of it existed.
>>56238100730 is easy work if people do the same as last month
>>562381000TFbD
>>562380436I would betray my club mates for a single 10 pull
>>562380891i want that ballsack in my mouth
>>562381038>>562380997This is how you end up getting raped...
>>562380864taikis and dobers...
which bot works with mant
geez cygames, thanks
>>562381089curren would say this
>>562381031
>>562380864Aw fuck, >>562381047 is a perfect post for that. I didn't even see that post before I posted...
>URA finals with 16 pace chasers and 1 end
>>562381089spotted the jew
>>562380908Now imagine having a bunch of children on top of that. No more free time, no more peace and quiet. It would be the end of me.
>>562381089Is it betrayal if we never trusted you?
is there a reason why should I be making MANT parent instead of 2 URA parentts
post something cute
I'm trans so I can't get raped.
this was fucking aids, OP races fuck over the whole run
>>562381089of course you would you FUCKING WHORE
>>562381206It's better
>>562381206MANT has more skills to buy
>>562381232>no dick Awei Scarlet horse cock >dick Scarlet vagina
>>562381219
I recall there was a tool that shows which words the in-game club filters, what was it
>>562381329https://arcionek.github.io/UmaFlagger/
>>562380864>still never seen mayaxbancho swapreal shame
Guess the Uma I am thinking of right now based on my image
>>562380975>danchou in the derby DAAAAAAAAAANNNNCHOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU
>>562380793I literally never seen any burger talk about this or doing this whole putting peanuts into coke thing.
>>562381206You can buy more skills, stats for sparks are easier to hit and the scenario spark is better usually
>>562377749here ya go
>>562380864I feel clever with these names.>>562381284Huh, didn't expect the swimsuit swap.Rice Shower looks surprisingly happy there too.
>>562381096I wouldn't mind if it was a cute girl.
>>562381206Yes, MANT allows you to get rank SS umas, which increases your chances of inheriting 2* and 3* blue sparks, and this additive to how high the stats of your choice is, normally you will hit 1100 speed, stamina and power on a parent run, it's easier to hit good whites too since more skills and plenty of SPURA has an amazing scenario spark, but MANTblazer spark is not bad either
>>562381167i am so sick of the character drought. sunday when?
>>562381446What a monster holy
>making B rank umas is hardThe B Rank Uma:
ENDNIGGER GENOCIDE, THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE
I'm tired of grinding out careers for this event bros
>>562381486You will get raped by Ryan.
>>562381470Theres moreVersion without the see through gown thing cause rice tummy
>>562381552Where's your maru, you're her biggest fan... Right?
>>562381564Sounds nice. Ryan is cute.
>>562381489Narita Topsex.
>>562381559The books are not important bwo, you can rest
>open warriors ITT>warriors>with an sI thought you guys went extinct? No one answered the poll last CM
>>562381284
>>562381616Umagrok zoom out on this image
I am tired of this entire scenario
>you cant log in right now>no one pointing it outway to out yourself as non player faggots
Races start in around 17 hours, we will have two G3:Churchill Downs Cup, 1600m Turf, 3YO only, NHK Mile Cup trialLord Derby Challenge Trophy, 1600m Turf, 4YO and up onlyAnd tomorrow there will be a G1Osaka Hai, 2000m Turf, 4YO and up only
>>562381686because I'm already playingcheckmate, tourist
>don't use charm>fail 4% training
>>562381614
>>562381686I'm playing right now
>>562380864Might throw in Solid Fenomeno too, but that's not really a proper outfit swap.>>562381686I literally just logged out, what the fuck do you want from me.
>>562381686I don't even know what an umasamune is.
>>562381686not gonna trick me into trying to log in Danchud
>>562381638I'm mainly doing open because cygames didnt introduce parent sparks and I wanna engage with the game in a healthy manner that doesnt involve me wasting my entire life for guts 1*
>>562381371Rice.
>>562381765This. Fucking Danchous expecting us to play the game.
bros... any tips for TRACKBLAZER? I barely got a B and there is no way I can get enough tokens to clear the shop.
vbobo might have one of the worst junior year set ups, either you raise friendship bars or bump up that low speed stat>bro your fuku?i would but i dont have creek either
>>562381796parent spark reroll*
Openfags, do you actually prefer 1* blue 3* pink parents?
>>562381796Bro really got angling for this trackThe open league wit allegations are true
>>562380289I love Crown and Dia equallyall Satonos are good
>>562381856hishiama in brian's outfit has awakened something in me...
>>562381872brother thats CM12 you can tell because there are 0 blue recoveries
>>562381840>vbobo might have one of the worst junior year set ups, either you raise friendship bars or bump up that low speed statShe gets an event during junior/classic that has a relatively high chance compared to other costume events of giving her charming
they should let you join both graded and open league at the same time
>>562373430Med === Mile >>> Sprint >>>>>>> Long
what inherits for fronts besides Seiun for CM12?
kino finish
>>562381923bullying newfriends is not cute
>>562381819grab bakushin, 3 spd 3 wit, play it like URA, only train speed and wit, race every other turn, do the sprint and mile G1s, spam her until enough coins
To commemorate this wonderful scenario called Trackblazer, I have contracted TB.
Do Danchous only date other Danchous...?
>>562381819Tip 1) When you see a track, blaze it.Tip 2) Do not clear the shop. There's a mouse hiding in it and it'll jump out and scare you when you buy the last thing for it to hide behind.Tip 3) Ho, ho, hee, hoo.
>>562381819Just race, bro. This is a parent run, but if I can pull stats like this on a parent run, then you can too.
>>562381947Iunno bro probably barcarole
>>562381614Narita Top Wife
>>562373945just marry her i guess idk
>>562381765>>562381762>>562381749>>562381726no you dont
>>562381970yes but that doesn't stop me
I thought queueing for hours after the cm reset would give me easier lobbies why the fuck am I matched against UG gigawhales with full ssr decks
>>562381947Sei > Cacao + BarcaroleBobo > Angling + BarcaroleMaruzens > Angling + BarcaroleFalco > Angling + Barcarole
>>562381967TB is not a joke, if you're not kidding. Please take your meds on time and it will be gone, please. t. had TB
>>562382024anon got banned...
Cafe cute
>>562381819people playing the game regularly cant even clear the shop either. go get the carats, crystal shard, tickets, starpiece in that order then ignore the rest
>group Bheh.....there goes my pull plan
>>562382024
>>562382024I was on about 25 minutes ago to get my free rolls before I wound down for the night.
>>562382024>he swept
>>562382016>>562382024You got banned
>Good races>Good shops>Good trainingsYou can only pick two (2)
>>562382057I was mostly kidding but I was coofing for 2-3 weeks until now where it abated and idk what it was
spechud love!
STOP RIGHT THERE, TRAINER!You have been visited byOFFICER MCQUEEN OF THE LOCAL UMA POLICE DIVISIONNo arrest warranted but if only you say something nice about her on her birthday
>>562382229bros do I have a chance if I bring some sweets with me?
>>562381956mambo
>>562382229Yanks her tail
let's play a fun gameguess the blue AND red
Every day until you like it.
>>562382296front 2*speed 2*unique 1*
>>562381956pace mambo ... is legit?
>>5623822963* power 2* turf
>>562382296Pace chaser 2*Stam 1*
>>5623822962* wit2* mile>>562382229i love her pakupaku desuwa gimmick
>>562382305cam on Cesario
>>5623822963 power 3 turf 3 green
>>562382296mmm2 speed1 mile2 unique
God, the sex would be incredibleAlso she got me into A Finals
>>562381960I thought you needed to focus Race Bonus though? Bakushin seems more my level of skill (spam SPD /WIT) but the timing for Training seems tough.>>562381987I fucked up major then because this is my first and (likely) last Trackblazer run. >>562382068I wanted the Hint Books but I might just focus the Shards because I need to get some MLB's to fluff my deck.
>>5623822962med2wit
>>562382305>1280x720>that bitrateyikes lol
>>562382296You stole the attention from the Makween post. Based
>>562382229I've learned how great she is recently.Macky love
>>562382229Makuieen is a very pretty and nice girl and a good person
race bonus is overratedjust calculate how much 10% of it gives in stats and skill points
>>562382305Why do they say mate?
I think I'm done with my CM12 aces.I don't want to work TOO hard on a CM that it's "pray no Oguri".I have beat some whale Oguris in practice rooms but it's not very consistent and it depends on me getting lucky.
>>5623822961* guts1* long2* unique
>>562382432>>562382393>>562382365>>562382363>>562382336>>562382329>>562382328>>562382318SPARK REROLL WHEN ORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>562382534umazing
ugh
Sex with Kingu while she's on the phone with her mother
>>562382229Two more days and I'll have herI'll have McFatty the cutest uma
I'm Bakushin btw
umas that would do this? It's my favorite trope in fan art
i just abandoned 3 borrows in 10 minutes
>>562382623Thats my King
>>562382628rudolf
>>562382319Mambo can be whatever she wantsshe only has Slick Surge as her only running style skill
Is there an agreed upon best schedule for MML umas? The two I've been using are witgod's and uma(dot)guide's.
>>562382602I did this with my bf once and after like 2 minutes he couldn't handle going slow so he started going harder and I had to mute after every sentence since I would keep moaning
is the reason they changed affinity to only counting for G1 races because they saw how OP mant parents are?
I like that uma will mailbox any of your dailies that you forgot to hit "collect" on. I know GF2 and hoyo games DON'T do this, are there any other gachas that do however?
>>562382628
>bro front runners need power>bro pace chasers need power>bro late surgers need power>bro end closers need power>bro power cards suck
>>562382628maruzensky on the training page asks if going to do training and does a lewd ear flick
>>562382619>_(1)
>>562382728that is why pwr parents were always the most important parentsit was funny when people fell le stamina parents meme
>>562382229I like herShe is the character I am doing the daily legends race of in order to get herI am at like 90 something shards
>>562382728power parents and clicking to 1200 speed gets you 1000 power
>>562382705you don't play the game so it doesn't matter
>>562382728>speed trains power>some speed cards have power bonus>you can get 1200 power without a single power card due to it>if you only have stamina sparks your guts will be very low, unless you run a guts deckPower cards don't become good until like, in 2 years
>>562382773i will be laughing my ass off to all the idiots taking MANT easy and not building speed legacies, i already have one 9* speed MANT legacy done and ready for GL
sex with Spe's kouhais (daughters)
20 career runs and not a single double S but then a meme parent run and suddenly they're their
>>562382024It works fine for me. You either got banned or your ISP is fucking up.
>>562382728>bwo you need more wit instead of pwr>lose to a 1200 pwr 617 wit taishin
>>562382820you must be mistaking me for someone else cause i play the game every dayi'd also assume someone that doesn't play the game wouldn't ask a gameplay related question..
>>562382912>building now when parents are still unoptimal
>new data
>New data is availableSWEEPERS JUST GOT BANNED OPEN THE NEWS ANY CHANNEL
her dance killed my game
I'M BANNED
>sloptuber gets farmed by me in CM>makes a video about Best in Japan after learning a lessonheh he might ruin my finals now, but I still won
CHECK YOUR MAIL
>>562382912I'll be taking GL easy too
>New dataSWEEPYBROS WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T OPEN THE GAME
>new dataTHEY JUST HIT THE SECOND TOWER
NEW DATA, DEATH AND FAMINE TO BOT USERS
NOOOO YOU TOLD ME SWEEPY WAS SAFE
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>>562383043Crazy that no sloptuber talked about that card. It was only Witgod shilling it.
Why wasn't the Falco fan farming event that will happen on the 6th mentioned anywhere?
>>562383149>Why wasn't the Falco fan farming event that will happen on the 6th mentioned anywhere?
>>562383139because knowing how to use it required playing one of the other servers
they deleted my fucking sweep parents
tfw have to use a shit deck to play cm
>>562382305Kawakami is so hot it's unreal
>>562383217I didn't see Vivlos shilling it though, but then xe's a huge fucking whale both in JP and Global.
I have a stupid question.if its a medium race like the next cm can you substitute stamina with guts? I managed to MLB the Ayabe card, and plan on doing either 2 speed 2 guts or 3guts 1 speed deck. Since there won't be much stamina training, so I expect very low around 600 stam or below when I finish a career.How much guts do I actually need to even it out if its even possible. I want to run Doto.
>>562383139WIT GOD wins again
>>562383208I'm telling danchou
>>562383208>100tpbro??????
>>562383149/uma/ never clicking the news button then complaining about no news is my favourite loop
I don't have enough crown thingies to get the pal card anyways.I only have like 300
chrono update waiting room
more like breasts in japan
>botting is still not bannedHeh
>>562383430join a clubyou get 100 from active club everyday
>>562383302>>562383342I already got 3million fans today so my TP is 100 again. Already more than 80% of the club
>>562383043idk this card is kinda hard to use if you are retarded
>>562383495do more
>>562383463We'll get you next time!
>>562383441Chrono cute!
>>562383484I am in a club but it is a D+ rank club with my friends.It's okay, I dont mind. It has like 4 active members I think?
hehe...
hoho...
>>562383463>botters still not punishedehhhhcan I bot now?mant is really so fucking bad, I'll stop if the next scenario isn't this bad
>>562383527Danch does not deserve more
>7th 8th 9th EVERY raceI was always struggling but this is genuinely hopeless. I can't stand seeing my girls lose every time and I accidentally enrolled my wife to the team this time. I feel like I'm sending out my girls to die for that pity participation box...
>>562383615>I'll stop if the next scenario isn't this badthat's what they all say
>>562383621okay fair
why bother with machifuku card when you can just 5 star your trainee
CYGAMES WILL NEVER DO ANYTHING ABOUT BOTTINGHOW MANY TIMES DO YOU GOTTA BE TOLD
>>562383637That's rough anonDo you not get MANT or do you just not have the cards?
>>562383296around 800 guts and 600 stam. should never be an issue as long as you got high wit alsocaution tho, running guts card mean you will miss out skills from other card like killer tunes from power el condor pasa. try to get NSM from yukino bijin wit instead
>>562383637>using third rate Cringe Gaylo
any uma related activities near osaka/kyoto?
>>562382881Earlet.
>>562383672N-no, it will happen eventually...
>>562383671because you can 5 star your uma AND have matikanefukukitaru in your deck
>>562383671facts!!
It's rather tempting to spark for this cow.>>562383342>100 tp>ticking down refill timer>>562383637>A ranksHow new are you?Could've ran open league.
my cocks massive
>>562383637Are you genuinely retarded? You can make S+ rank competitive Umas even with the shittiest of decks holy fuck
>>562383637same bwo
かわいい!
>>562383778pics?
>>562383637Allen danchou...
>>562383782SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>562383725Speaking of ears. Everyone needs to appreciate Bright's. Look at these magnificent spires!
>>562383843I'm going to go on a limb out of spite and say that it looks like it's from a donkey, those ears
>>562383710how important is killer tunes? I really don't want to use a 1LB pasa card, as the borrow is perma fuku.
>>562383576then teach them to trade shoes in club chatyou get 5-10 points per shoes and you can request up to 3 times a day
>>562383883rude
>>562383883It does and that is a GOOD thing. Bigger ears of any sort, on an umamusume, are always better.
>>562383894Why is the borrow perma Fuku? Do you not have Windy?
>>562374390>Ruby but blue
>>562383671I 5* my wife yes.
Good whites at least
>>562383945Lets not bring race into it
must suck being an uma musume, those tits must be heavy
>>562383843I wanna pet them. I wonder how many umas would kick me for petting them.Honestly, I think Taiki Shuttle may be the only one not to, and that's just because she likes physical attention...
>>562383965Is the Yasuda Kinen spark that bad?
Threesome sex with undefeated triple crown winners: symboli rudolf and tokai teio
Wait the Osaka Hai is in 2 days, will Fraude du Nord make a comeback?
>>562383943>Didn't 5 star Lucky TidingsNot your wife. You failed her
I went 3-1-1-1 yesterday and I'm 3-4-4 so far so I guess now is a good time to queue
>>562383989Bright is slow and sleepy and would probably not react badly, or at all.
