Previous: >>562385000>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Bright (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Marvelous Sunday (Guts), SR Curren Chan (Speed)Current CM: Pisces Cup - Hanshin Turf 3200m>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/05 - Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*), Symboli Rudolf (SSR), Sirius Symboli (SSR)04/05 - Ligne Droite Story Event04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Sakura Bakushin O (3* alt), North Flight (3* alt), SSR Daring Tact, SSR Daring HeartNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
Sex with kitachan
yankomanko
Gold City feet in my mouth
Digitan LOVE
>>562397817Hot witch slut I will get my hands on you
PROMOTING>89392450>89392450>89392450/uma/ DANCHO ONLY DAHHHHHBYYYYYYso far we have 9/18 slots filled. Please only join if you're a Dancho, otherwise you and your club will face untold amounts of shame and humiliation. The leave room option is on the top right, for anyone else feel free to spectate the roon.
>>562397817*gets rushed*AAAAAAAACCKK
Fugu
I really wish I were Mejiro McQueen
>>562398010>Futamusume>Racism>RiceBstGrlThese aren't /uma/ clubs.
>>562398003Kitasan Black get off the umaputer
Does Pokke work as end closer? I’m locking in for end closers, must know who to pull for
>>562398101YWNBAW
>>562398265why not just main the style your umawife runs in
>>562398265jungle stinker is a late
>>562398265late
>>562398383Mr CB pits on this fine morning
>>562398427BUHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>562398132
>>56239842773.8?
Iron will is great and I'm tired of pretending otherwise. It works till late race, it has a bad rep because originally it only worked during early race but now it's as efficient as swinging maestro for ends. Obviously you can't run it on a front or pace but it works for ends extremely well, especially if you run Golshi
>>562398427But /uma/ said UGs are a meme?
https://www.youtube.com/live/uUWulReroa4
i got 63 wins but only because i kept trolling with the team comp
Suzuka rabbit with my UG fronts just works tbhfam
>>562398328>golshi is end>cafe alt is end>sweep is end>cb is end>gimlet is end>orfevre is end>NYHaru is endToo many umawives that I have or planning to pull are end closers
Guessing time
>>562398524i've been saying this vro ever since the first kitasan bannerthat card effectively gives you +90 stamina if all her events proc
>>562398729AI sloppa
>>562398427stop stealing shit from twitter nigger
>>562397968i want to give digitan navelingus
>>562398524Satono is just a worse stam stat stick than creek and maestro doesn’t have a chance of whiffing right at the start because tracks dont start on a turn
>>562398554>no maruWell that's just sad.
>Satono
>>5623986983* guts
satan O? yeah not falling for it devil worshipper. my umas are christian.
>saTHOUGHno
>>562398771Retard
Now that the dust has settled, Spe is no longer the face of uma.
>>562399028
Satan O
>still need to do 13 runs (13 hours) to get all the booksWhat were they thinking?
>>562398918Close but the wrong amount
>>562399028>beelzefraud
>>562398879but there is no lambo in ricer Dright?
>the AIslop can't even get the guy's hair consistentkek
>>562399028lmao!!! they are still trying to promote shadowverse evolve!!!!
>>562399028Correct
>>562399028why is uma allowed to have 3 characters hereand why is kot not here
sexwith umamusume
I came here to train uma musumesNot have sex
Sex with the she-devil
>>562399363Peco is the main girl
>>562399428
>>562399115Sorry for that bro
Id fill her up
>>562399428you said sex twice
>>562399028Granblue is their pet franchise or something?
>>562399428what you want doesn't matter
>have to pull on Maru, Tachyon, Ramonu>have 40k carats
>>562399028ai is getting so good now holy fuark
>>562399428True, ningen trainers should date their single coworkers instead
Ardan or Creek?
>>562399579Skip Maru and use tickets
>>562399428sex counts as training
>>562399579why do you need both maru and tachyon
>>562399639Chiyono.
Sex with hag 9 to 5 umafailure to make legendary unstoppable winner is what id be doing if umas were real
>>562399579you get like 10k carats or more every month, it's fine
>>562396523Being an open league warrior sounds annoying as hell, I'm glad I'm a graded league peasant.
>50 power weights>ZERO speed weights
>>562399697I'm closer to 20-25k+tickets
Consider this.
>>562399028>Cinderella Girls nowhere to be seenUzuki died for our sins.
>>562399428Sex is guts training
>>562399759just le adaptMANTB is after all le skill scenario for le skilled players
>>562398010Dacchis has the strongest stat stick here but it's going to lose because lack of accel, but it's >pace, it's not their era yet
>>562399579>MaruSkip>TachyonMLB>RamonuBorrow
>>562399028>bubs
skill based matchmaking was a mistake
>>562399721>eishin borrowopen leaguers are playing a game i cannot comprehend
>>562399791Cygames just produced CGSS, right? The IP is still owned by Bamco.
If anyone's wondering why we've been slow even though SEAhours it's because the big vtumor company is having a drama with it's male only side branch
I'd rather go to B finals than use Goldreddit
>>562399579Witgod's post-GL buhi deck samples do not have Tachyon, but they do have SMaru. So, there's that.
>>562399573granblue is an important mark in gacha game timelinegranblue is older than your dogpity system exists because of granbluenever forget monkeygate
>>562399904classicalso ryan LOVE
>frognigger
>>562399801It's okay now.When I complain in the thread the game always gives me what I want.
>>562399573RoB is their origin symbolized by BahamutGrub is their first actual big IPCygames being retarded managed to fumble that game like Uma with MANT
Danchou... please join the Danchou Derby... don't embarrass us...
>>562399904Ah, that would explain it
>>562399904>twice this has happened now>Tfw /uma/ is now a glorified /vt/ threadAbsolute state of /uma/
>>562399904its because that nigger yagoo keeps letting the girls do what they want. theres no point holding the shares. killing its dogshit branch was the least they could do.
How must have is tachy speed mlb
>>562398768Yep. I got like 4 Satonos and only 2 Kitasans but in hindsight it was pretty good rate, I've won every longslop using her and loaning Kita.>>562398863>Satono is just a worse stam stat stick than creek and maestro doesn’t have a chance of whiffing right at the start because tracks dont start on a turnActually in MANT Satono is straight up stronger as a stat stick, in URA/Unity it was only slightly weaker. For example the events are much stronger while SC is stronger during training. Moreover swinging maestro itself proved to be rather useless as most long/medium horses had built in recoveries, most important part was hitting a stamina/gut threshold which allowed you to run a single gold.Super Creek has been by far the biggest gaslight while Kitasan banner was undervalued, you should've pulled it 300 times
>>562400000
>>562399904>male only side branchwho cares lmao
>>562400043Like Rice pwr card
I don't care anymore about CM, I'm just going to throw in my best TT uma and collect free rent. I am now exclusively rolling for uma and fan farming for danchou. The most I'll do is make parents if I feel bothered.
>globaltards are still using crown names on its own
>>562399028>Starting out as final fantasy spirit successor gachashit>Cool art, nice ost>Still (barely) alive after 10+years>Successfully transitioned to real gaymes tm genresGrub won,other cygays series and dragalia lost
>>562400000>danchou doesn't have Long SDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>562399791Oguri is right there though?
If you are wondering why we are slow its because ttptptpptbfbbubptfpbub
>>562399904Every single time.
>>562399904>male vtubers
i really don't feel like using all my borrows today
>>562399890It's moreso because CGSS has effectively EoS'd, still being available for download but getting 0 (ZERO) updates whatsoever.
>>562399904Is the drama entertaining?
>>562400043Pace equivalent to SMaru. Kitasan is still the better generalist spd card. El is the next must have spd card.
>>562400000our dancho has ptsd when he sees the DAHBY
dahbyyy
>>562399269does she actually look like this under the glassesso ugly
>>562399904why would anyone watch a male vtuber?
wtf??? charles fraud has 82% winrate whaling?
>>562400419femoids
new cryer
>>562400419It's funny considering the post that followed right after yours.
Oh my fucking god.If only this wasn't on such a shit run.
>>562399904how do you know that
>>562400472Where is the Maya cryer...
>>5624005202 more turns like that and it's not a shit run anymore
If you're wondering why we're slow it's because I used Dominator twice.
>>562400419Comedy, I suppose? I’ve found a couple of them to be really funny at least.
>>562400520This looks perfectly fi->senior yearOh.
>>562400472Don't care unless they make one of my oshi uma.
>>562400604There is not a single way he can cap wit even if he caps speed+power
>>562400656which is
>>562399787This is nice AI slop
>>562400715narita brian
>>562400715Bubble Gum Fellow.
>>562399721I miss open league, I played a few times, should have done so for this long cm, it was fun building up to B rank only
>>562400520hmmm sweepy mogged you
boysex
>>562400675I said it won't be a shit run anymoreI never said anything about a good run
>>562400890Dicta is a umagirl with umagirl needs
>>562400890Would Dicta be the top or the bottom?
>>562400853hmmm sweepy mogged your wife last night
>>562400786literally no one likes bubble gum fellow, bwo
>>562401047That's the joke. No one will ever make a cryer of her because no one cares.
>>562401047Fuck you faggot
>>562400935Objectively if you dont get speed+power cap and at least 1000 wit it is still a shit run, after senior summer you get 5 training turns(7 with extremely reduced options in the shop), every next training turn has to be like this
>>562401047don't say that...
Why are medium skills named like this
i like all of them
Why is this card so highly rated again?
>>562401202you gotta FIGHT in the DEEERBYYYYYYY
>>562401202Wtf I've never had the bottom 2 skills as hints beforeWe're they recently added
>>562401283I don't know anon
>>562401328we had an update earlier, couple of hours ago
>>562401283Its op
Okay, everybody shut up and post cute art of McQueen being a baseball addict.
>>562401283Its pretty good, just read the description.
OKAY!
>>562401283lemme guess, finemo?
>>562401450sniff
Is this real
>never do parent runs>only play first or second try aces done a day prior or during CM>only play pace chasers and late surgers, disregarding the meta>only 19/65 this CM>reach A-finals anywaysLazychads, seems like another month winning while doing the bare minimum. Remember to never do parent runs and use your time in a more efficient way
>>562401402
Is angling and scheming/final push not good this CM?A lot of times when I skip to late race I see my fronts in the lead even if they don't win
>>562401469GomennasaiWhy is this card so highly rated again
Why is finemo betterI just vastly prefer NNbetter events, and I like her 2 wit bonus more
>>562401636A&S is decent on non-Kitasan fronts. It also makes your MANT career really easy. Final Push is bad because it only procs at the final corner
>>562401492Yes, now stop asking questions
>>562401492No, your entire reality is just a simulation.
>>562401640good roamer, good events, high stats returnit's bad because of 0 friendship
>>56240164015 TE, 10 RB
>>562401662better rainbows
>>562401527
>>562401883Curren wouldn't do this. She'd ask for payment first.
Why don't we have an @4C in our names?Everyone would know we are the cool guys.
>>562402074The /uma/ on your profile?
>>562402074I'd rather put @Mambo and I'm not even in the club
Best B+ club in entire umaverse is recruiting Join ButtSweatMake the butt of your oshi sweatyapply with /uma/ in your profile
>>562402074Because we aren't 10 year olds in the mid 00's. Who gives a shit about clan names any more.
>nothing to roll until Finemo + Smaruhmmm...
clantags are cooler if you put it in front of your name
>>562401709are they not the same? both require #1 on last corner no?
Forgot to use my cupcakes and lost arima kinen with no clocks...
HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA
>>562402281A&S is any corner during late-race, Final Push is a random point on the final corner. The late-race of this track starts on a straight, then into corner #3, then into corner #4 (final corner), then into the final straight
>>562402259Whatever you say, xXxDarkSephirothXxX
>>562402365
>>562402365buena don't have allat
YIPPPEEEEE CAN'T WAIT FOR MY 3RD PLACE GIBS
>>562402596But she should!
>>562402602>Goldreddit You didn't win
>>562402602Enjoy your surprise Grass plat.
>>562402365Why Buena?
This is the parent run
1/52/50/50/5
>>562402696Golshi haters cope is so funnyYeah, my oshi not only has autism(best kind) the looks(best kind), she also will rape your team in CMs each time :)
>check every first place in this CM>pretty much no one ran miles races, only medium and long I have been gaslighted into running mile races
Jesus
>>562401883I HATE CURREN
>>562402938uma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma
>>562403042>400 witholy statbloat slop
>>562403015Paypigging goes a long way...
>mcqueen died on his birthdaybruh
>>562402936>Tehe I use the basic meta bitch that everyone and their mom use, please praise meClown circus just called, they want your ass back
>>562403042whats all that guts even good for
>>562403126there were using welfare cards
>>562403275peak when losing, win
>>562403275nothing, absolutely nothing
>>562403325Everyone that beats you is a piggu didnt you know
>>562399573The fact that I still see doujins being made for it means japs have a real loyalty to the game
I FUCKING FORGOT TO CLEAT IN THE 2 FINAL RACES+10 ALL STATS DOWN THE FUCKING DRAIN
is the anime stuff worth watching?
Just lost to a lucky Oguri tard for the first time
>>562403015Long S is more valuable than having a mildly better junior year
the boob hall of fame
>>562403548For me it's forgetting to use a charm on a double rainbow after I used a megaphone and anklet on it
>>562403476This but unironically, only sweaty tryhard piggys grind CM to beat me as far as I'm aware
>>562403275umm uhh big number good
>>562403127fucked to death
>>562403640>is anime of the year worth watching?
>>562403776by me
tazuna told me stamin and guts are important for long racesthen how come i lost all rounds in the cm with my zero speed umastazuna would not lie to me
>>562403267Gold ship dayGold ship weekGold ship monthGold ship yearGold ship gameGold ship CMKeep coping, music to my ears
>>562403791What's the anime of the year?
ill be real the scenario events of daiwa and vodka having sweaty lesbian sex are cool and all but i dont like being agemasen'd out of speed star
>>562403693>Kawakami Princess that fucking highHow??
Someone with a cool name joined the club but I'm too shy to say anything in the chat.So to the guy that joined an hour ago, c-cool name~
>>562403859Cinderella Gray
>>562403904Stop looking at her forehead.
>>562403904Does this help?
i have my paid 3* voucher and im gonna use it on a character i dont have but want rather than getting hoguri
>>562403640Pretty Derby S1 was good for its time, but it may aged poorly if you are a game only secondary.S2 is the GOAT.S3 lol.Road to the Top is fine.Beginning of a New Era is so good people will call you reddit for liking it, for good reason as it brought the worst kind of secondaries.Cinderella Gray is Cap (as in Peak)Umayon/Umayuru is the true canon of the series.
>>562403042>he fell for the Sirius gaslightNGMI, run 3 wit cards, 3 gut cards, do wit training on dead turns using +20 energy items. This is what peak performance looks like
>>562403875Is u=ma2 reliable on this track?
>>562404049yeppers, you can play 4 recoveries at it procs close to 777
>>562403938you're a slut
>>562403987>Game only secondaryYou clearly no have 0 clue what that word really means
>>562403970But her forehead is her biggest charm point of them all followed by her eyes then her ears
>>562404049yes, proc around the same time as triple 7
>>562403987Tachyon is really reddit tho
>>562403693The real boob hall of fame is the one suzuka, opera o and cafe belong to
>>562404116impregnating Digitan and making our new oshi together
>>562404182is this sfw
Club check, /uma/.
>>562403693oh my Sweet Doto
>>562404212Yeah, its safe for wank
Lots of hints for skills I've never seen before
>>562400268Fuck Scamco and now they're bringing im@s to global after they effectively killed the popularity by not going global and remaining stubborn when im@s was at its peak
>>562404156You probably think the game came first and the anime after, but it wasn't like that. The anime was first so if you only played the game you're a secondary, as shrimple as that, not meant as an insult.
>>562404432literally nobody in west actually cares about idolshit
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