Previous: >>562385000>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Bright (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Marvelous Sunday (Guts), SR Curren Chan (Speed)Current CM: Pisces Cup - Hanshin Turf 3200m>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/05 - Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*), Symboli Rudolf (SSR), Sirius Symboli (SSR)04/05 - Ligne Droite Story Event04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Sakura Bakushin O (3* alt), North Flight (3* alt), SSR Daring Tact, SSR Daring HeartNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
Sex with kitachan
yankomanko
Gold City feet in my mouth
Digitan LOVE
>>562397817Hot witch slut I will get my hands on you
PROMOTING>89392450>89392450>89392450/uma/ DANCHO ONLY DAHHHHHBYYYYYYso far we have 9/18 slots filled. Please only join if you're a Dancho, otherwise you and your club will face untold amounts of shame and humiliation. The leave room option is on the top right, for anyone else feel free to spectate the roon.
>>562397817*gets rushed*AAAAAAAACCKK
Fugu
I really wish I were Mejiro McQueen
>>562398010>Futamusume>Racism>RiceBstGrlThese aren't /uma/ clubs.
>>562398003Kitasan Black get off the umaputer
Does Pokke work as end closer? I’m locking in for end closers, must know who to pull for
>>562398101YWNBAW
>>562398265why not just main the style your umawife runs in
>>562398265jungle stinker is a late
>>562398265late
>>562398383Mr CB pits on this fine morning
>>562398427BUHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>562398132
>>56239842773.8?
Iron will is great and I'm tired of pretending otherwise. It works till late race, it has a bad rep because originally it only worked during early race but now it's as efficient as swinging maestro for ends. Obviously you can't run it on a front or pace but it works for ends extremely well, especially if you run Golshi
>>562398427But /uma/ said UGs are a meme?
https://www.youtube.com/live/uUWulReroa4
i got 63 wins but only because i kept trolling with the team comp
Suzuka rabbit with my UG fronts just works tbhfam
>>562398328>golshi is end>cafe alt is end>sweep is end>cb is end>gimlet is end>orfevre is end>NYHaru is endToo many umawives that I have or planning to pull are end closers
Guessing time
>>562398524i've been saying this vro ever since the first kitasan bannerthat card effectively gives you +90 stamina if all her events proc
>>562398729AI sloppa
>>562398427stop stealing shit from twitter nigger
>>562397968i want to give digitan navelingus
>>562398524Satono is just a worse stam stat stick than creek and maestro doesn’t have a chance of whiffing right at the start because tracks dont start on a turn
>>562398554>no maruWell that's just sad.
>Satono
>>5623986983* guts
satan O? yeah not falling for it devil worshipper. my umas are christian.
>saTHOUGHno
>>562398771Retard
Now that the dust has settled, Spe is no longer the face of uma.
>>562399028
Satan O
>still need to do 13 runs (13 hours) to get all the booksWhat were they thinking?
>>562398918Close but the wrong amount
>>562399028>beelzefraud
>>562398879but there is no lambo in ricer Dright?
>the AIslop can't even get the guy's hair consistentkek
>>562399028lmao!!! they are still trying to promote shadowverse evolve!!!!
>>562399028Correct
>>562399028why is uma allowed to have 3 characters hereand why is kot not here
sexwith umamusume
I came here to train uma musumesNot have sex
Sex with the she-devil
>>562399363Peco is the main girl
>>562399428
>>562399115Sorry for that bro
Id fill her up
>>562399428you said sex twice
>>562399028Granblue is their pet franchise or something?
>>562399428what you want doesn't matter
>have to pull on Maru, Tachyon, Ramonu>have 40k carats
>>562399028ai is getting so good now holy fuark
>>562399428True, ningen trainers should date their single coworkers instead
Ardan or Creek?
>>562399579Skip Maru and use tickets
>>562399428sex counts as training
>>562399579why do you need both maru and tachyon
>>562399639Chiyono.
Sex with hag 9 to 5 umafailure to make legendary unstoppable winner is what id be doing if umas were real
>>562399579you get like 10k carats or more every month, it's fine
>>562396523Being an open league warrior sounds annoying as hell, I'm glad I'm a graded league peasant.
>50 power weights>ZERO speed weights
>>562399697I'm closer to 20-25k+tickets
Consider this.
>>562399028>Cinderella Girls nowhere to be seenUzuki died for our sins.
>>562399428Sex is guts training
>>562399759just le adaptMANTB is after all le skill scenario for le skilled players
>>562398010Dacchis has the strongest stat stick here but it's going to lose because lack of accel, but it's >pace, it's not their era yet
>>562399579>MaruSkip>TachyonMLB>RamonuBorrow
>>562399028>bubs
skill based matchmaking was a mistake
>>562399721>eishin borrowopen leaguers are playing a game i cannot comprehend
>>562399791Cygames just produced CGSS, right? The IP is still owned by Bamco.
If anyone's wondering why we've been slow even though SEAhours it's because the big vtumor company is having a drama with it's male only side branch
I'd rather go to B finals than use Goldreddit
>>562399579Witgod's post-GL buhi deck samples do not have Tachyon, but they do have SMaru. So, there's that.
>>562399573granblue is an important mark in gacha game timelinegranblue is older than your dogpity system exists because of granbluenever forget monkeygate
>>562399904classicalso ryan LOVE
>frognigger
>>562399801It's okay now.When I complain in the thread the game always gives me what I want.
>>562399573RoB is their origin symbolized by BahamutGrub is their first actual big IPCygames being retarded managed to fumble that game like Uma with MANT
Danchou... please join the Danchou Derby... don't embarrass us...
>>562399904Ah, that would explain it
>>562399904>twice this has happened now>Tfw /uma/ is now a glorified /vt/ threadAbsolute state of /uma/
>>562399904its because that nigger yagoo keeps letting the girls do what they want. theres no point holding the shares. killing its dogshit branch was the least they could do.
How must have is tachy speed mlb
>>562398768Yep. I got like 4 Satonos and only 2 Kitasans but in hindsight it was pretty good rate, I've won every longslop using her and loaning Kita.>>562398863>Satono is just a worse stam stat stick than creek and maestro doesn’t have a chance of whiffing right at the start because tracks dont start on a turnActually in MANT Satono is straight up stronger as a stat stick, in URA/Unity it was only slightly weaker. For example the events are much stronger while SC is stronger during training. Moreover swinging maestro itself proved to be rather useless as most long/medium horses had built in recoveries, most important part was hitting a stamina/gut threshold which allowed you to run a single gold.Super Creek has been by far the biggest gaslight while Kitasan banner was undervalued, you should've pulled it 300 times
>>562400000
>>562399904>male only side branchwho cares lmao
>>562400043Like Rice pwr card
I don't care anymore about CM, I'm just going to throw in my best TT uma and collect free rent. I am now exclusively rolling for uma and fan farming for danchou. The most I'll do is make parents if I feel bothered.
>globaltards are still using crown names on its own
>>562399028>Starting out as final fantasy spirit successor gachashit>Cool art, nice ost>Still (barely) alive after 10+years>Successfully transitioned to real gaymes tm genresGrub won,other cygays series and dragalia lost
>>562400000>danchou doesn't have Long SDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>562399791Oguri is right there though?
If you are wondering why we are slow its because ttptptpptbfbbubptfpbub
>>562399904Every single time.
>>562399904>male vtubers
i really don't feel like using all my borrows today
>>562399890It's moreso because CGSS has effectively EoS'd, still being available for download but getting 0 (ZERO) updates whatsoever.
>>562399904Is the drama entertaining?
>>562400043Pace equivalent to SMaru. Kitasan is still the better generalist spd card. El is the next must have spd card.
>>562400000our dancho has ptsd when he sees the DAHBY
dahbyyy
>>562399269does she actually look like this under the glassesso ugly
>>562399904why would anyone watch a male vtuber?
wtf??? charles fraud has 82% winrate whaling?
>>562400419femoids
new cryer
>>562400419It's funny considering the post that followed right after yours.
Oh my fucking god.If only this wasn't on such a shit run.
>>562399904how do you know that
>>562400472Where is the Maya cryer...
>>5624005202 more turns like that and it's not a shit run anymore
If you're wondering why we're slow it's because I used Dominator twice.
>>562400419Comedy, I suppose? I’ve found a couple of them to be really funny at least.
>>562400520This looks perfectly fi->senior yearOh.
>>562400472Don't care unless they make one of my oshi uma.
>>562400604There is not a single way he can cap wit even if he caps speed+power
>>562400656which is
>>562399787This is nice AI slop
>>562400715narita brian
>>562400715Bubble Gum Fellow.
>>562399721I miss open league, I played a few times, should have done so for this long cm, it was fun building up to B rank only
>>562400520hmmm sweepy mogged you
boysex
>>562400675I said it won't be a shit run anymoreI never said anything about a good run
>>562400890Dicta is a umagirl with umagirl needs
>>562400890Would Dicta be the top or the bottom?
>>562400853hmmm sweepy mogged your wife last night
>>562400786literally no one likes bubble gum fellow, bwo
>>562401047That's the joke. No one will ever make a cryer of her because no one cares.
>>562401047Fuck you faggot
>>562400935Objectively if you dont get speed+power cap and at least 1000 wit it is still a shit run, after senior summer you get 5 training turns(7 with extremely reduced options in the shop), every next training turn has to be like this
>>562401047don't say that...
Why are medium skills named like this
i like all of them
Why is this card so highly rated again?
>>562401202you gotta FIGHT in the DEEERBYYYYYYY
>>562401202Wtf I've never had the bottom 2 skills as hints beforeWe're they recently added
>>562401283I don't know anon
>>562401328we had an update earlier, couple of hours ago
>>562401283Its op
Okay, everybody shut up and post cute art of McQueen being a baseball addict.
>>562401283Its pretty good, just read the description.
OKAY!
>>562401283lemme guess, finemo?
>>562401450sniff
Is this real
>never do parent runs>only play first or second try aces done a day prior or during CM>only play pace chasers and late surgers, disregarding the meta>only 19/65 this CM>reach A-finals anywaysLazychads, seems like another month winning while doing the bare minimum. Remember to never do parent runs and use your time in a more efficient way
>>562401402
Is angling and scheming/final push not good this CM?A lot of times when I skip to late race I see my fronts in the lead even if they don't win
>>562401469GomennasaiWhy is this card so highly rated again
Why is finemo betterI just vastly prefer NNbetter events, and I like her 2 wit bonus more
>>562401636A&S is decent on non-Kitasan fronts. It also makes your MANT career really easy. Final Push is bad because it only procs at the final corner
>>562401492Yes, now stop asking questions
>>562401492No, your entire reality is just a simulation.
>>562401640good roamer, good events, high stats returnit's bad because of 0 friendship
>>56240164015 TE, 10 RB
>>562401662better rainbows
>>562401527
>>562401883Curren wouldn't do this. She'd ask for payment first.
Why don't we have an @4C in our names?Everyone would know we are the cool guys.
>>562402074The /uma/ on your profile?
>>562402074I'd rather put @Mambo and I'm not even in the club
Best B+ club in entire umaverse is recruiting Join ButtSweatMake the butt of your oshi sweatyapply with /uma/ in your profile
>>562402074Because we aren't 10 year olds in the mid 00's. Who gives a shit about clan names any more.
>nothing to roll until Finemo + Smaruhmmm...
clantags are cooler if you put it in front of your name
>>562401709are they not the same? both require #1 on last corner no?
Forgot to use my cupcakes and lost arima kinen with no clocks...
HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA
>>562402281A&S is any corner during late-race, Final Push is a random point on the final corner. The late-race of this track starts on a straight, then into corner #3, then into corner #4 (final corner), then into the final straight
>>562402259Whatever you say, xXxDarkSephirothXxX
>>562402365
>>562402365buena don't have allat
YIPPPEEEEE CAN'T WAIT FOR MY 3RD PLACE GIBS
>>562402596But she should!
>>562402602>Goldreddit You didn't win
>>562402602Enjoy your surprise Grass plat.
>>562402365Why Buena?
This is the parent run
1/52/50/50/5
>>562402696Golshi haters cope is so funnyYeah, my oshi not only has autism(best kind) the looks(best kind), she also will rape your team in CMs each time :)
>check every first place in this CM>pretty much no one ran miles races, only medium and long I have been gaslighted into running mile races
Jesus
>>562401883I HATE CURREN
>>562402938uma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma
>>562403042>400 witholy statbloat slop
>>562403015Paypigging goes a long way...
>mcqueen died on his birthdaybruh
>>562402936>Tehe I use the basic meta bitch that everyone and their mom use, please praise meClown circus just called, they want your ass back
>>562403042whats all that guts even good for
>>562403126there were using welfare cards
>>562403275peak when losing, win
>>562403275nothing, absolutely nothing
>>562403325Everyone that beats you is a piggu didnt you know
>>562399573The fact that I still see doujins being made for it means japs have a real loyalty to the game
I FUCKING FORGOT TO CLEAT IN THE 2 FINAL RACES+10 ALL STATS DOWN THE FUCKING DRAIN
is the anime stuff worth watching?
Just lost to a lucky Oguri tard for the first time
>>562403015Long S is more valuable than having a mildly better junior year
the boob hall of fame
>>562403548For me it's forgetting to use a charm on a double rainbow after I used a megaphone and anklet on it
>>562403476This but unironically, only sweaty tryhard piggys grind CM to beat me as far as I'm aware
>>562403275umm uhh big number good
>>562403127fucked to death
>>562403640>is anime of the year worth watching?
>>562403776by me
tazuna told me stamin and guts are important for long racesthen how come i lost all rounds in the cm with my zero speed umastazuna would not lie to me
>>562403267Gold ship dayGold ship weekGold ship monthGold ship yearGold ship gameGold ship CMKeep coping, music to my ears
>>562403791What's the anime of the year?
ill be real the scenario events of daiwa and vodka having sweaty lesbian sex are cool and all but i dont like being agemasen'd out of speed star
>>562403693>Kawakami Princess that fucking highHow??
Someone with a cool name joined the club but I'm too shy to say anything in the chat.So to the guy that joined an hour ago, c-cool name~
>>562403859Cinderella Gray
>>562403904Stop looking at her forehead.
>>562403904Does this help?
i have my paid 3* voucher and im gonna use it on a character i dont have but want rather than getting hoguri
>>562403640Pretty Derby S1 was good for its time, but it may aged poorly if you are a game only secondary.S2 is the GOAT.S3 lol.Road to the Top is fine.Beginning of a New Era is so good people will call you reddit for liking it, for good reason as it brought the worst kind of secondaries.Cinderella Gray is Cap (as in Peak)Umayon/Umayuru is the true canon of the series.
>>562403042>he fell for the Sirius gaslightNGMI, run 3 wit cards, 3 gut cards, do wit training on dead turns using +20 energy items. This is what peak performance looks like
>>562403875Is u=ma2 reliable on this track?
>>562404049yeppers, you can play 4 recoveries at it procs close to 777
>>562403938you're a slut
>>562403987>Game only secondaryYou clearly no have 0 clue what that word really means
>>562403970But her forehead is her biggest charm point of them all followed by her eyes then her ears
>>562404049yes, proc around the same time as triple 7
>>562403987Tachyon is really reddit tho
>>562403693The real boob hall of fame is the one suzuka, opera o and cafe belong to
>>562404116impregnating Digitan and making our new oshi together
>>562404182is this sfw
Club check, /uma/.
>>562403693oh my Sweet Doto
>>562404212Yeah, its safe for wank
Lots of hints for skills I've never seen before
>>562400268Fuck Scamco and now they're bringing im@s to global after they effectively killed the popularity by not going global and remaining stubborn when im@s was at its peak
>>562404156You probably think the game came first and the anime after, but it wasn't like that. The anime was first so if you only played the game you're a secondary, as shrimple as that, not meant as an insult.
>>562404432literally nobody in west actually cares about idolshit
Hello friends!!!
>>562404239Mambo!
>oh hey, fast learner hat and I have a surplus of coins and the shop is pretty shit>apparently got fast learner from an event alreafy5
>>562404239mambo ... strong...
>7 hours left>Still 7 small skill books>All shards in the shop>At most 7 runs due to 1 hour per runWill they improve the currency gain rate in the future? This event is so arse in MANT. It was fun in Unity and I cleared the stop there.
>>562404432Gakuen idolmaster is the first one they've made that actually has some appeal to me, old idolmaster stuff has an issue where all the music sounds like shit and the girls look like NPCs.
>>562400472
>>562404432Bro, your Gakuen?
>>562404239autis/uma/ is my home, all my bwos are there
>>562404239Umatismbwos... Are we going to make it?
>>562404239dacchis is getting kicked out of rank 100 soon
>>562404441The game was meant to come out along with the anime but it couldn't due to cygames technical problems, you can string your mental gymnastics all you want but the anime's only purpose is to promote the gacha, no more no less
>>562403127King Halo died 3 days before he could in-some-way become aware of the birth of the greatest Japanese racehorse of the 2020s and maybe even of all time
>>562404239looking comfy
>>562404464Why are SEAmonkeys like this?
>>562404823The game came like 2 years after the anime, you can cope saying that though I know some people take being called a secondary very seriously
I'm going to take you back to a very deciding point in my life - a time when I believed in something. A time when I thought that my face and my name made a difference. Do you remember the night, Silence Suzuka, because it's embedded in my skull, it's embedded in my heart, and it's embedded in every NIGHTMARE that I will ever have. As Silence Suzuka took a broken bottle and began slicing and dicing El Condor Pasa, the pain was so much that I'll be honest with you Suzuka. The pain was so much that I wanted to say I quit, Silence Suzuka, I give, I wave the flag, and I'm a coward - please don't cut me anymore.Then I saw my saving grace. You see, Suzuka, I looked out in that audience, my adoring crowd, and I saw two simple words that changed my life. 'Mambo.' Somebody had taken the time and the effort and the thought to make a sign that said, 'Mambo' and I saw other people around, as every moment in my life stopped and focused in on that sign and the pain that shot through my body became a distant memory- replaced by the pain that will be embedded in my skull ‘TIL MY DYING DAY! 'Mambo.' 'Mambo.' Mambo is a three-year-old Condor, YOU SICK SONS OF BITCHES!You ripped out my heart, you took everything I believed in and you flushed it down the damn toilet. You flushed my heart, you flushed my soul, and now it sickens me to sit back and see other people making the same mistake. You see, Silence Suzuka I've gotta to listen to my little Mambo say every day of my life 'El, I miss Kentucky,' and I say, 'That's too bad Mambo, because El traded in the Bodega for a little box room at Tracen. El traded in a hundred... thousand dollar contract, guaranteed money, insurance, respect and the name on the dotted line for a chance to win the Arima kinen - to train and win the title of Champion. And then beyond the waters of Philadelphia.
>>562404912???SEA actually has its own idol culturename one western nation that has an idol culture
>>562404823>technical problemsdirectional problems
>>562404969I aint reading all that. Happy for you or sorry that happened tho
>>562404464Were you underage during 2010 to 2015
>>562404969el condor pasa stinks
>>562405017The Vatican.
>>562405017American IDOL?Hello?
more like El Condor Caca
is this a waifu collecting game?
Are you confident you can win plat?
I think I fucking hate MANT lmfao how the fuck do you have 4 (FOUR) fucking guts cards and fail to crack SS?Did they nerf friendship odds or something?
You don't expect me to be bitter? Suzuka, when you open your heart, when you open your soul, AND IT GETS SHIT ON, it tends to make El a very mean girl. And so, I'm saying to you - before I take these aggressions out on you - to look at your future and realize that the hardcore life IS A LIE, that these letters behind me are a blatant lie, that those fans who sit there and say She's Hardcore She's Hardcore She's Hardcore', wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire, you selfish goddamn!But, I want you to understand Suzuka though she's hurt you time and time again, deep in her heart, Condor wants you to understand that the hatred I have in here is not for you. No, no - far removed. You see, Suzuka, I'm not doing this because I hate you - I love you! I only want the best for you, but when I hear that UWC called up your number and you said, 'No thank you' - well, it makes my blood run cold. As cold as that night in the UWC arena.And so I have got a moral obligation - you see Suzuka, I'm on the path of the righteousness and righteous men wield a lot of power. So if I've got to drag you BY YOUR FACE to that telephone call and dial collect and say, 'Hello Spe, it's me, Cactus, and though I know I've burned my bridge, and I'll never be taken back with open arms - I've got a wrestler who would gladly trade in his UWC shirt for a pair of red suspenders.' And Suzuka, just think of that sound in your ear when El Condor Pasa says, 'Welcome home, Silence Suzuka , welcome home.' I love being right."
>>562404432as long as they bring Gakuen I don't care
>>562404239>only 3 clubs with spots and one of them is the scawy /uma/ clubuh-oh anon, surely you have a club already huh?
>>562405084>>562405119thats not the same and you know itthat is like saying all pop stars are idols
When do late surgers get goodI'm tired of end closers just being better and taking up sparks
>>562405127Yes.
>>562405127Partially.
>>562405198>that is like saying all pop stars are idolsworks for korea
>>562405198they literally are in everything but name, bwo
>>562404942There you go, dismissing my factual statement with your gymnastics again. How is your life doing when you never consider other people opinions?
>>562405132nyo i luckshitted A finals
>>562404659>>562404685>>562405152>Gakuen idolmasterIt's gameplay is fun too, still popular and still sought by global fans so I guess it's something that can still save them, and the gap is only like 2 years.>girls look like NPCs.That's the main problem with CG since they have a LOT of character. The OG casts weren't really overly designed since that's their appeal, plus very old.>music sounds like shitIt varies by taste and they have a whole lot of songs and genres too. I'm just salty how late they are with this when people have been asking for it for YEARS
umamusume is popular at the states because of SPORTSSPORTS MATTERS MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE
>>562405212>When do late surgers get goodyou play lates to gamble, not to win
>>562405198So you were underage, got it. I forgive you.
>>562405127Can you have a collection of one though? You do only have one waifu right?
Be sure to give your daily offerings to Shiraoki for good fortunes
>>562405132>last day>14/20>2 times triple podium>5 times double podium Im losing A finals so hard, they gonna give me B finals rewards instead
>>562405127No, it's a horse racing game for salarymen in their 30s. You're probably thinking of FGO. I hear a lot of their girls are for (You) and the gacha is very generous.
>>562405212Late surgers got a stealth buff with new gamble skills.
do we still get any free pulls in 30 mins, or is it done
buy risky businesstrust me
>>562405142https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2039464106722504911 The Japanese have issued a challenge. 3,400 trillion fans were farmed during the event. I will will be there. Will you be there? Because there are only champions there.
>>562405493It's over
>>562405456Don't gaslight him about FGO, broski.
>>562405415i already jerked off this morning
>>562404846Is that Equinox? He's good but no triple crown and no L'arc win, he's no Japanese Secretariat
>>562405513Sweepy will be there
>>562405513we have nolife botters we'll clear that in like 8 hours
>>562405390I need that shirt.
>>562405415Shiraoki isn't real
>>562404846That's not Royal Family.
>>562405513The number keeps getting bigger every time someone posts about it...
>>562405513Leave it to Eden
>>562405678cool it with the antisemitic remarks
>>562405518But this is the gaslight general
>>562402196I'll join, sent you a request
botting during the fan farm event will give cygames irrefutable proof that allows them to finally ban botters for good
>>561453643here you go
>>562404239>all clubs have approval entry>almondlove is the only invite onlyWhy is that?
>>562405557Yes>no Japanese SecretariatHere you go, he was treated so poorly in his retirement he died of an infection derived from poor teeth care that drove the whole Uma fanbase to send several death threats to his owners which motivated the JRA and the Japanese horse racing industry in general to be more mindful of retired racehorses.
>>562405678>>562405736nyoticing
>>562405127No. You are forever bricked if you roll on a character gacha with the exception of Hanukkah Oguri. It's a card collecting game.
>>562404239Barely seen any Bricked ads posts but they are already full? Was the discord recruitment thing real ?
>>562405510I'm unironically buying it cause you are gonna overstaming anyway
>>562405808You have to get in from danchou's umafans
>>562405845yea
>>562405456But FGO loves cucking their players with male servants
>>562405845Not discord but Nepohiring. Friends of friends.
>>562405759That's really cute.Can I request a Mejiro Mcqueen to go with her?
THIS DOBER BITCH WON'T GIVE ME A 3* MED
For XOguri for Aries, would either u=ma2 or creek's ultimates good inherits? Playing her as pace.
>>562405986Are you playing as a male trainer?
>building a pace parent>"i'll just get head-on from rival races">all the hints are just recoverieswhy does this cunt style have eight different mid-game recoveries?
>>562405986UGH, med...
>>562405759I think its time to request an Ayabe rabi
>>562406025u=ma2 is good, wouldn't recommend creek's due to timings
>>562406056I brought Spe Chud but she Agemasen's me
>>562406056his uma doesn't get head on for free lmao
>>562406025Uma2 and 777 with 2 restores that proc before late race guarantees acceleration at perfect point
>>562406056>not borrowing the mayano speed cardskill issue
>>562405513The guy running uma.moe said global is only doing 1.5b a day right now, which would take us 12 days to do all the milestones. It's a 3 day event. They'll probably tune it down for us.
>>562406221>get mood down insteadim good thanks
>>562406060I chuckled
>>562405808you need to to subscribe to danchou's onlyfans
>>562405932>>562406080i will add them to the queue
Why do before Kitasan's 2nd Haruten they tell you she's a talentless bum and she keeps losing to Satono Diamond and Duramente because she didn't find the reason she wants to race. And just after they tell you that she won the Japan Cup, the Osaka Hai and became the uma of year off-screen. It's like the story forgets she's already at the top sometimes.Then they tell you she's out of her prime, why? Because she finished 3rd at the Takarazuka Kinen of course. And then when she's supposedly out of her prime she wins Akiten and Arima Kinen easily and finishes 2nd at the Japan Cup. If she can still do this why not keep racing if even out of her prime she can do this?
>>562406109>>562406163Gotcha. Thanks.One more question more basic for XOguri I guess. It is always recommended to make her have JUST 3 or 4 (I guess 4 is more failproof) heals right?Usually I go for:-Corner-Straight or heal depending the style I run her as-777s-Shake It Out (as an emergency trigger for the ulti)Is this the correct way to build her? If not, what should I go for?
>There are C finalists in the thread
>string of medium CMs about to begin>cygames patch in new medium skills todaythey're just holding our hands, huh?
>>562406382777 and uma2 proc almost at the same time, these are your failsafe recoveries, shake it out is very unreliablestraight can fire at the end, it's a gamble, hydrate is bettercorner recovery is always good
Is that new medium accel skill even good?
>>562406381>Because she finished 3rd at the Takarazuka Kinen of courseNah, because bakushin bumps into her tits again and sends her flying
how is this?
>>562405132Tamtam keeps getting 5 straight wins and then randomly jobs for the entirely of the next ticket so no.
>>562406381the story is a mess because they wanted to make an underdog story for a 6 G1 winner
>>562406454>C finalistsIs that a thing?
>>562406292those scrapers can only track the top 1k clubs. obviously, this represents a good chunk of the dedicated player base but, surely, this game is still healthy amongst the casuals.
>shake it out that skill triggers on 3 late game skills
>>562406535>risky business
Aiiieee I'm not gonna make it
>>562406535>819 withBro?
>>562406381they should have picked an actual loser like kwaboli sirius instead of one of the goats
>>562406620I got 5 hints for it>>562406657I brought 1 wit card
>>562405759Based
>>562404770I'm fine with how we are right now, as even 5 careers/day is exhausting sometimes for a casul like myself.
Guess the 4 umas in front
>>562406535>straightaway recovery over hydrate
>>562406656Just 8 more MANT runs, chop chop
>>562405915Is this real? Does this still count as /uma/?
why does this dober bitch look like :( in her all refreshed event stop giving me a heart attack wtf
>>562406559Yes
>>562406718S.MaruV.BourbonV.BourbonKitasan Black
>>562406686gwo you need 2 wit
What's the average for an A+ club? I know it's not 6 million a week after MANT.
>>562406725it was cheaper
>>562406485I see. Thanks for the help anon.
>>562406795
>First summer>Not a single 40%/60% megaphone in shop>Second summer>Not a single 40%/60% megaphone in shopThis is the first time I stopped giving a shit about fans and ended run early. I now understand why jp quit TB.
>>562405845They were in 3 threads yesterday judging by the archives
>>562406795W-What happens next?
>>562406559Its a rubbing salt on wound way of saying they're not making it to any finals and won't get any rewards
>>562406887ITS NOT THAT SMALL
Got sent down to group B round 2 for the first time because I had almost no time to build aces AND got screwed with a ton of 2/5 win tickets, got 87% WR in round 2Feeling like I got really fucked over in round 1, at least it's nice farming jobbers down here
>>562406821Where are the end closers?
>>562405808>subscribe to Dancho's umafans>send a tip that covers next month's carat pack + your IDYou get Almond eye cosplay and feet pics too, so it's actually a rather nice deal
>>562406773Clubs does it all the time when they can't fill the remaining spots.
>>562406948anon gets taken to the farm
25m monthly(60m+)
>>562399801This but unironically
>>562406510it's just Slick Surge/OYL but medium specific and end closers can also use itso yes, very good skill and you'll need it on medium end closer builds
>>562406946DONT RUIN THE NARRATIVE
>>562406951
>>562406946Whats the magic word? One of those spells sweep keeps casting? Wizardbros
>>562406454>>562406795Next time this happens to someone, unironically ask in the thread.I'm sure there are anons that are willing to help you get 1 single win by sandbagging if you queue up at the same timeIt's quite easy to queue up at the same time since there's an ingame timer
>>562406832around 60m~50m/week
Is hybrid dominator a meme and I just need to commit to full debuff? I want to run solo ace ayabe but I don't know what will be the most consistent
>>5624068321.8b for all of march and we very, very comfortably held A+. 1b was the top500 quota pre-TB and it doesn't seem like that's too far off still.
>>562406914Only pedophiles are into this
Uhh is this your dancho? What board did they even come from?
Which uma would drink ranch?
The one CM Sweepy works like shit is the one I reach A-finals. This is just a coincidence, right?
guess who has take the chance innately
>>562407180The magic is /uma/
>>562407284Oguri
>>562407213You get enough skill points to be able to add dominator to the pond.You even got books to make dominator/tether discounts since dominator debuffs will be a staple for a long time.
>>562407194*month
>>562407245>a+ piss-keys umaoh... glad hes not my danchou
>>562407287If you use it for aces I have bad news
we need to poach more torenas from A+ clubs
>>562407213Double pure dominator with Marvelous and Yaeno for speed debuffsDo you not believe in your wife?
PLEASE SPEED I NEEEEEED THISSSS MY SR AYABE IS KINDA HOMELESS......
how good is Nishino parent for the next CM? should I wait for her before I start making parents?
>>562407363Better find a discord 'friend' to call, /uma/club
>>562407363Calm down /uma/ club danchou
>>562407414dont fall for the gaslightthe card is useless since it is a guts card
I keep seeing posts about kwanzaa oguri, but what are the other meta umas for next CM?
>>562407213You get one gorillon skillpoints and the stamina debuffs are useless gwo. There's nothing else to buy. Every debuffer is a hybrid now unless you're still doing URA for some reason.
>>562407287I don't use Sweepy. My opposition does
>>562407245Is this /v/ma?
i poached a top member from a b club just from in game requests by simply existing life is comfy
>>562407443Nishino's unique is useless until CM14
>>562407472yeah but I have fun building it with 4 guts + 2 wit
Sweep Tosho in Uma Musume: Pretty Derby is a "magical girl" character who uses "black magic" to boost her training and racing abilities. Her "spells" are themed in game events, providing buffs like Straightaway Spurt (acceleration), Charming ○ (race comfort), and Slipstream (speed boost)
>>562407589hot
>>562407504heh.
>>562407589isn't this one of the beginning of a new era subplots?she unlocks her boobs towards the end
https://ameblo.jp/nybokujo/entry-12961814338.htmlThe owner of Seiun horses, Shigeyuki Nishiyama has been hospitalized."April 3rd (Fri)With Seiun Hades' entry in the Osaka Cup G1 on Sunday confirmed, I really want to head to Osaka, butShigeyuki Nishiyama is currently hospitalized in Tokyo, and will be cheering from his hospital room via television.I wasn't planning to disclose the illness, but so many people have been asking"What happened?""I'll come visit you."It's becoming difficult to answer these questions.It's acute myeloid leukemia.I will definitely survive and recover, so it will take time, but in the meantime, please cheer on my horses.Please note that visits are currently prohibited, so I'm declining all visits.Akasaka Takekuma.Akasaka Uobaru Afro.Please go to these two restaurants for a meal.That would be the best get-well gift.Hospitalized on March 16th (Mon). He's still battling the difficult chemotherapy treatment.I will write in detail about the events from when the condition was discovered until I was hospitalized on this blog starting tomorrow."
>>562407414Shinko is superior. Guts Ayabe is just for gutsmax meme builds
>>562407571oh no no no paceGAWDS what is this...
shinko is shit sir
>>562407363Why? You're already S+
>>562407297Just use MPB and Pump
>>562406828do I though?
>>562407679He saw the comic
does taiki workey in cm12
>>562407589You must earn the right to expose your tits to the world, Fuji. Only then will you gain true power.
>>562407783take the chance AND mpb AND pump AND spurt i am UNSTOPPABLE
>>562407872No, activates 200m+ after last spurt begins
>>562407940That thing looks hideous.
3 days left...
Hm. Lets see Paul Allen's xOguri
>>562407443Read nigga readphase>=2&is_finalcorner_laterhalf==1orphase>=2&is_finalcorner==1&corner==0
>some jobber horse gets sick>"AAAAAIIIEEEE, WE MUST PAY ALL OF THEIR MEDICAL BILLS!">some jobber horse's house is a dilapidated mess due to neglect>"AAAAAIIIEEEE, WE MUST BUILD THEM A NEW HOME!">some jobber's trainer is old a sickly>"AAAAAIIIEEEE, WE MUST EAT AT THESE SPECIFIC RESTAURANTS!"why are the japs like this? they do all this but won't socialize and have kids?
>Curren SSRcool
>1200 speed stamina power 2 gold recoveries Ayabe>ult never proc because she never "almost lost the race" due to never running out of stamin, never won but never lost badly either>1200/800/1200 2 gold recoveries Ayabe>ult proc every single races, only won like 15% of the race it's either win (spurt proc) or dead lastEnough of this meta faggotry I will run the RTTT trio on group B finals
>no shoes or good morning urara spamit hurts..
>>562408197soulless club
>>562408197What's your club Teiobro
>>562408120Two Nice Nature fans decided to get married after meeting the horse in person.What about you.
Kingu what the FUCK happened to watching your daughter's diet
This keeps jobbing in practice rooms I've tried btw it's fucking over starting next CM
>>562408197danchud, poach this touch-starved anon.
CLOCK CHECKWhere'd ya start at?i started at just about 480
>>562406292Enable the sweepers, boys. We gotta get the gibs.
>>562408120Just fyi, the “jobber” horses this faggot references is Gold Ship and Meisho Doto
no more freebies on dia...
>>562408339I can't see your head-on
>>562408339is that enough stamina for a medium
Check 'em
>>562408363It was around 790 I think
>>562407773It's fine bro. The plan was always wait for Tachyon to come out.
useless honse
>>562408363Down to 139 thanks to this retard
>>562408197join autis/uma/ that happens every morning
>>562408363
>>562408508bro, just buy spurt asap.
>>562408580I do and she keeps losing
Finally done with the aptitude test
>>562408508When I play Tamamo I barely use clocks. Mile A and 350 power before you start rival races, buy spurt by the time you get to the Satsuki Sho, she's actually a comfy uma to ride.
>>562408363started around 665~, I'm down to just below 500I saved up all my fucking clocks because I heard niggers say you needed hundreds, pure bullshit lmaobut still,its not like I clock often,mostly in junior year. what the hell are people who run out of clocks doing? unless they're spamming careers all day or botting I dont see how you even burn so many
>>562408663Show books
who do i use my voucher onim torn between doto, jordan and finemoim waiting for seiun sky because i already have 110 pieces for her
Animal care is a sign that you belong to the first world.
>>562399579>Count the stuff I want to get>-200k by the end of the year
Lucky and unlucky at the same time
>>562408197notMambro...
>>562408692
>>562408789xoguri or summer maruzen
>>562408541https://youtu.be/MedEtJaVSTU?si=XH_hxuOT7VRrG2kt
>>562404679Good post
>>562408363I started at 5501 free clock a day3 from the shop1 from random rewardsThis means I'm on a 1 ace a day run until a new event drops.
is on your left bad in cm12?
>>562408197you'll always be the dummiest dummy that ever dummed, baka
we still have 1 slot open for a new bwo who wants to join usapply here or in game with /uma/ in your bio>>562408874i refuse. i want a new torenee, not a meta choice
juist dont clock if you didnt get s aptitude its not that difficult
>>562408919OYL is neither good, nor bad, it simply is.
>>562408363I started at 500Remember to NEVER clock mile B
>>562408898its all the same on other clubs retarddont accuse us of botting
>>562408964Get Fine Motion if you're so based.
>>562404239>Mambo is at 150What the fuck
>>562408363started at 650+ but all lost to fillies, derby and japan cup
>>562409041ok
i merely want nothingthen i will be free of carat loss
>>562408120It's called being a good samaritan, for everyone who's not a muslim
>>562407679How Seiun Hades oonige be moving in Osaka Hai (he got the sick parent buff like Tamamo Cross in Cingray)
>>562409023I didn't. Its just you got one guy breaking the back for you.
>>562409186sexy
>>562408919skill with phase_random condition works best in short race
>>562409219check mambo or rebricked, its the samedont drag my club in your petty drama
>>562409156and now im ready to game
>>562409186Skip all races or Id be drained
I use 5 clocks every career
i would simply get lucky
>>562409023My club doesn't cheat
>>562409332basedtoo bad you can't use her card on her
>>562407363What about autis/uma/, they could send Ryanbro or their top earner
Someone in my CM match has my first name and it spooked me.
>>562409473John...
>>562409379your club uses sweepy bwo
anniversary is almost over, /uma/, and cyjews has thrown every trick in the book at you. these "deals" and "discounts" were so persuasive in earlier servers that every "vet" and sloptuber from those servers has been advising with these paid selectors in-mind.they said you'd be an idiot not to buy them.they shamed you for being an unemployed brokie if you're not willing to shell out a few buckaroos for your favorite game.the "value" is simply "insane," anon, surely you can see!have (You) been able to abstain and hold onto your f2p virginity?
>>562409473Muhammed...
hehe
>>562409473C'mon James, it's not that deep
>>562409473I know its you, John Umamusume
im still f2p, no spending money from me.
>>562409473Brian...
>>562409473Strygwyr...
>>562409329Rebricked? Thats kinda funny, they got two flatliners and the main guy that averages as much as yours does. And theyre the top 200It just shows how slacker prone is whole autis/uma/
>>562409603I bought the vouchers without watching any sloptuber, selectors are that good.
>>562409603i pull umas with paid carats, proudly
>>562409603Why would I skip out on getting an uma I like for pocket change
>>562409473Fatfuck...
>>562409603paid vouchers are f2p though
>>56240973512m in 2 days is kinda suspicious dont you think
>>562409821I like how other horses are just sad while golshi looks pissed as fuck when she has bad mood.
>>562409603Paid selectors are dogshit right now, the real powercrept support cards (Maru, Tachyon, Ramonu) are yet to come
why does mumu crash when I try to play after reset but works fine like 10 hours after reset
>>562409219>a measly 12m in 2 days is "breaking" your back
why play this game when you still suck even when you whale
>>562409979Compared to rest of you guys he is. Literally keeping you afloat.
a botter is speakingbe quiet and listen
>>562409735Speak english
>>562409934I wonder how will she look with awful mood
>>562409735eslGAWD...
Anon is so mad nobody at his club is willing to sweep
Any Hishiama GODS here?I want to know if she can run longs
>>562399145there's one in MF Ghost
>>562410097>moving the goalpost
>>562409950
Doing 2 Curren wit and speed spamming for twenty minutes nets you more points than seriously playing MANT for the points for an hour
>>562409603I already abandoned my humanity long ago
>>562408789Doto's dotos
>>562410190She's an end closer of course she can, she even has long B and mile A so you can pump her full of long sparks for that sweet Long S.
Thanks shitters.
I don't know who to believe
>>562407363>>562409468aayyy please don't post this, we want the best for every anon. it's funny but some may take it as genuine ill will. i'll be back to post a nice recruitment in image a little while>>562410190she can run everything! even dirt! poorly! but i love her
Not looking good Autis/uma/bwos...
>>562410220>only replaced by a single card so far>still it's either, or bothMoms will never leave you
>>562409603I buy every voucher or selector ticket because I'm a dumby and like rolling as a treat sometimes
Are you ready for a medium speed eater?
>>562410320always believe in oguriposts
/uma/ feels kinda dead now that you cant make fun of umao
>>562410352It could be worse. Imagine your members being snatched right in front of you
Do I go Tiara route for Aries?
>>562410190you can make it work with Tosen Jordan and Creek SSR, but if you have to borrow Creek you better forget about NSM (Yukino wit is dogshit anyways). You also need to be lucky with akikawa skills (spurt)
>>562410412why do so many medium skills have edgy names?
>>562410220does torena get to suck special creek's nipples when they play goo goo babies
>>562410412I'm ready to lose it all on this mare then have a post pull clarity meetup at a hotel with the other 2 guys pulling for her.
>>562409603>have (You) been able to abstain and hold onto your f2p virginity?Too bad they fucked up by running the anniversary along with MANT. I fucking hate MANT. I just couldn't see myself taking advantage of the deals for the entirety of MANT.
Half of /uma/ wishes they were actual umas so they could be naturally strong and fast and get fucked by their trainer
AAAIEEEEEE MY RUN
>>562410457Imagine having one of your day 1 members admit publicly that your club was their alt club and they'd been planning to leave all along and stringing you along with low fan counts for months for no reason Mambo will never recover...
Aeeeeiiiithey rigged it!
>>562409603>not willing to shell out a few buckaroos for your favorite game.my favorite game is rune factory 3 tho
>new data availableI JUST FINISHED PICKING SKILLS FUCK YOU
NEW DATA
oh okay then
why did I get kicked
*gives you +4 mood*
>>562410509If anything the skill names are the opposite of edgy, they're authentic and genuinely hopeful
>>562410620Do we know what it is?
>NEW DATA AVAILABLEAIEEEEEEEEMY HIGHROLL RUN>>562410509We missed out on Ardan's prepared to die
>>562410679new event
THE ANTISWEEPY PATCH IS IN>THE ANTISWEEPY PATCH IS INTHE ANTISWEEPY PATCH IS IN>THE ANTISWEEPY PATCH IS IN
>>562410590me
the fix is in
>>562410679Probably related to the Ballroom event
I just got banned for sweeping...
>>562410696fascinating video
>new data available>doesn't tell you how many MB will it add???
I HATE GOLDSHIT
>>562410696Sumika...
>>562408898This guy is a fucking SS2 so I'll belib he's just autistic
I demand 3k carats for the incovenience of having to load my career again
wait i just got banned? THIS ISNT FAIR I SPENT MONEY ON THIS GAME
>>562410682>We missed out on Ardan's prepared to dieThis was their one shot to make me care for her, too bad
gibs?gibberoos?my glibbies?
when can I pull for kanpyo roll?
sweepy, buy the fucking maestrodo not make me intervene
TOTALSWEEPYDEATH
>>562410867Super Saiyan 2?
>>562410538Yes.
all my sweeped parents... trhey deleted them...
>>562411007does it work in mant yet?
>>562410662We wanted to be at 30/30 for the screenshot, but now that it has been taken you can fuck right off
>>562410190she can, but her ult sucks on long and not even activate consistently enough to be good in TT.
>>562411007zro is buying maestro
I know they just fucked me.
>>5624111915 UG lobbies coming your way
>>562408898Seeing your old clubmate in another club is the closest I will ever get to getting NTR'd
>>562410539i'll be pulling for ryans girlfriend, yes
>has nsm and head-on naturally>can pretty much run all distances and even dirt>jp tierlists rate her lower than tachyonWhat happened she seems good on paper but what the fuck did evolved skills fuck her THAT much?
Last 6 MANT runs for the event
>>562411264whats her name, anon?
>>5624111915 jobber lobbies coming your way
Is kawakami good? Dunno If i should get the Anni Ticket
>>562411096only one way to find out...
>>562411310I unironically think teio is really cute and feminine
where the hell are the cupcakes
Kinda unusual to release the downloadable data at this time
>>562411264I was in CUMA so I know this feeling times 28.
Least Prize Money Earned Ranking
>>562411374I'm retarded and don't know how to install it
>>562411372she's a side-grade to OG mayano who is already not all that "good."
>>562411072mmm yes
Today is Friday in California
>>562411519okay stegoposter
wow, imagine if 0lb cards weren't useless garbage
>>562411416That's an unfair listOf course Haru'd earn little, she lost like 200 races, she's proof MANT irl doesn't workAnd of course Maru wouldn't earn as much, he destroyed everyone so badly no one wanted to race him and had to retire because he was too strong
Good Friday anonsInterested in joining the casual club HonseFun? We still have a slot open for any trainer that is active, play at your own pace. All we ask is that you don't disappear for days or don't run with your umas, they will be lonelyReply with your ID or apply in-game
>>562411416
I need Nishino and Sweepy to make my TT team sovlful
>>562398010>HonseFun>AlmondLove>Umasumi>Dacchis>Futamusume>Uma&Co>RiceBstGrl>RACISM>/Uma/ Club>uma0:/app/>Rebricked>Autis/uma/All other clubs not listed are losing their /here/ status in 9 hours.
>>562411452Her skills Look good tho?
EhHuhHuh wuh Bih wuh
is it just me or this month there has been way more poaching than usual?
>>562409603I'm not an idiot so yes I was easily able to refrain from rewarding the crappy digital drug dealers for their service of helping to prevent a decent society from ever forming. As always, I casually enjoy what there is to enjoy about this game at their (tiny) expense, while saving my hardcore gaming efforts for other, better games that in most cases can be purchased completely, all at once and at a reasonable price, unlike stupid subscription-based or microtransaction-driven games.
>>562411560They were though in the first few months when no one had any cards
>>562411606Mambodanchou......
>>562411606futamusume, ricebstgrl and racism arent even /here/
>>562409603I'd have dropped the game by now if I wasnt crutching on mlb finemotion
>>562410590Fucking Doto while Doto watches
>>562411391Beware, anons will think you're botting because it's so fucking impossible to play more than 1 run/day
>>562411661its the normal start of the month poaching
>>562411416Silly KWABoli....
>>562410590
When people say you should race unless there's a 40+ stat training, does it mean all the stat gains added together (for example, Speed+Power for speed training) or only for the main stat?
scrub window is open, spend remaining tickets now
>need to complete FOUR (4) more runs to afford all the books in event shop>only six hours left till closeLITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE
>>562411959Only the main
>>562410590Can we skip the strong and fast? I'd love to be raped as a woman but I'm not european, sandnig, spic, jheet or seashit
...hehe
Is Corner recovery reliable for XOguri?
>>562411959you need to count the sp too
>>562412009fuck. I hope my second summer's better for speed.
>>562409603Been debating on whether I should get Jordan or Fine through a paid selector. I bought the limited carat packs in a heartbeat when they dropped the bikini hag but I have no incentive to now (nothing to dickroll, M/u/NT era)>>562411672>hardcore gamingWhat hardcore games do you play nonny
>>562411980Let me guess, Golshi won bigly
>>562411391>>562411310I have 9000 points left to do to clear this, fuck it im just going to do 1 more run and rest.
who should I spend the voucher on
>>562412172neigh, my golshi kinda sucks, she lacks spurt, vb won 4 & kita won 1
>>562412318urara
>>562411606MAMBODANCHOU WHERE ARE YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WE'RE GOING TO LOSE OUR SOVL STATUS AND BECOME A LAUGHING STOCK AGAIN
>>562412318Smart Falcon or Narita Brian are excellent choices
>>562412318Brian or Maruzensky if you're smartCurren if you're... you know.Kawakami Princess if you want the secret first rate based turbometa uma forever.
>>562412318Maruzen
>>562411606danchud...why are we not in the list?
>>562411606DANCHOU YOU DUMB SPIC JOIN THE ROOM NOW
>>562412431>Curren if you're... you know.
mambo was always an alt bot club
>>562411606...Mambro...
>>562412384what do you think will happen if he does participate lol
>>562411606danchud, you better win this race. all those club fees were meant to make you the biggest whale in the general.
>>562412318Whoever you like the most
cool
mambo is eternal
Here are my aces for this next cm:>Winning Ticket She will be the main player to get the wins. Hop her up with all the late surger skills and stats. Should be theoretically easy since she’s made for the course >Symboli Rudolf She will set the pace as a front runner or pace chaser to disrupt any and all Kitasans and XOguris. Most likely will give her a pace debuff to affect xoguri witlets>Admire Vega My wife. She is here to NSM/Spurt when available and if stuck in the back part of the back, let’s Tickezo rebound off her or proc her own NSM. Also increases my morale.
Mambo has been carried by one guy for like 4 months, what will happen if he burns out or quits?