>>562317980>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/
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Hannah won.
>early threadOP needs attention.
>>562413726Sprout's never getting her thread...
I think artchan SUCKS
>>562413652Know your place, furshit
>you will never be eaten by hannerWhy even live...
>>562413969ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh?
https://youtube.com/shorts/MgERs2GEZ0Acynthia-7.png
>get 4th a few times in a row>despair>immediately win enough 1st and 2nds to be exactly where I was before I lost the other gamesTime to repeat
>>562413726stop this retarded memeOPS DON'T GET ATTENTION BECAUSE NO ONE GIVES (YOU)S TO OPSin fact, there's not enough individuality in an OP to even feel like a (You) was directed to oneself
>>562414109he meant that OP needs medical attentionfor being a retard
>>562414064That's not even her game, what is she screaming about?
>>562414064>loud hedgehog ripoff
>>562414392a37-888.png
>>562414109Do you need attention?
Do you know Oyashiro-sama?
>>562414887I need a nursing mahjong handjob from sprout.
How do you even recover from this?I'm in despair
>>562415231play more
>>562415231despair is the stepstone for ultimate hope
>Adept 1 rank or aboveHow about expert 1 or above instead
We could have had a trannynegro collab instead
Do the mahjongsoul story segments count as VNs?
I'm grinching the sao tournament
Haruhi collab doko??
koko doko
https://youtu.be/wzmlUqClDgw?si=01uto-nARjq1EiGMcynthia-6r.png
Looked up SAO plot on Wikipedia and it’s literally Spy Kids 3
For me, it's Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over
>>562416879Don't talk shit about Spy Kids.
>people here spy on kids
>>562417224
babbys first if you die in the game you die in real life
ggs
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NcQuwwo6Ef8
>>562417224I glare at kids publicly.
>>562417526But that's Battle Royale (1999)?fujitakana-6.png
.hack > sao (I've never watched sao)
>>562416361Jokes on you I jerked off to her yesterday.
>>562417669Now that was a borefest
>>562417758Oh opposite day!
>>562417565fabricated log
doko
>>562417958It's what I thought when I posted it but I wasn't sure
when do we sing up for the tourney?
>>562418173You need to type /register in the lobby
>>562418059unless you can't modify logs like that one fuji one anymore, if it's legit he farmed this out with four accounts for probably days.
https://x.com/denfaminicogame/status/2040076546933948927 how could MJS drop the ball on the easiest collab of the year
>>562418367where lobby?
>>562418173/register
didn't they start blocking the chat after the four winds tourney
>>562418493It was posted a few hours ago
>>562418173type /register in the lobby then fill the form
lobby? huh??
nisioisin saved the LN medium
>>562419051Take the elevator to the ground floor and ask at the reception.
Divegrass manager here, reminder that we'll be having an enemylies match against /uma/ at 8:20 PM UCT. After that we'll have a match against /bag/ at Sunday 5:00 PM UCT.Also I'll be using this post as /mjg/'s Proof of Interest in participating on the next vg/ League so please reply to this post with a positive reaction.
>>562419582 (You)Sorry the match against /uma/ is tomorrow not today at 8:20 PM UCT, forgot to mention that.
>>562419582
>>562419582>enemylies But those are our sister generals.
>>562420083Sometimes you need to be rough on your siblings.
>>562420360tomorrow at 8:20 PM UCT
>>562419582if we win? hype.if we lose? you probably dont even use 4han.simple as. kujouriu-12.png
>>562419582>>562419778>>562420468IT'S UTCIT'S FUCKING UTCUNIVERSALTIMECOORDINATED
>>562420801>Eastern Standard Time>Central European Time>Greenwich Mean Time >Australian Central Time>Universal Time CoordinatedWhy?
/mjg/ is so competent compared to the other generals on /vg/./mjg/ has its own imageboard, its own repo, its own website, ways to post images beyond the image limit and multiple images in a single post, its own league and tourneys.truly the strongest community in the west.
>>562421212and no mahjong
>>562421296That's just par for the course on /vg/
>>562421109>>562420801>UTC is not abbreviated "CUT" to avoid favoring either English ("Coordinated Universal Time" -> CUT) or French ("Temps Universel Coordonné" -> TUC) speakers. The International >Telecommunication Union (ITU) adopted UTC in the 1960s as a neutral, international compromise, ensuring a consistent abbreviation across languages that aligns with existing scientific, technical "Universal Time" variants
and I have a job
>blah blah blah le 4han le repo le booru le LOOK UPON OUR WORKS YE /VG/ AND DESPAIROnly the most attention seeking general on 4chan needs to try so hard.
>>562421109This abbreviation comes as a result of the International Telecommunication Union and the International Astronomical Union wanting to use the same abbreviation in all languages. The compromise that emerged was UTC, which conforms to the pattern for the abbreviations of the variants of Universal Time (UT0, UT1, UT2, UT1R, etc.).
>>562421296We're all secretly training to dominate the upcoming SAO tourney
>>562421482
can we start posting tournaments in swatch time
>>562419582It's time we show our might
I cry I pray mon dieu
>>5624214821s
>>562421482>>562421497>didn't want to offend the fr*nchEnglish is the only language you need to learn to speak with the civilized world
/mjg/ has such a poor sense of time and direction. Though it has brought me good memories.
favoring either european or burger timezones is simply unfair to either group of anonsthe solution is to only use SEA timezones on /mjg/
>>562421873Englishmen are the least civilized men I've ever met.
>>562421824dosent cutting 9s give more acceptance?
>>562421985Migrants don't count
>>562421496heeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy cutie!
>>562422013Draw 7s and you get a 0679s group, also 9s is more likely to hit ura if it becomes your headIn most situations, 1s is the better cut
>>562422259>anglo-saxons don't countMy celtic and gaelic are getting rusty.
>>562421496We aren't even trying. It's just in our nature.
>>562422429Gauls are basically FrenchOnly Picts are true Britons
>>562422656kek
>>562422656SEXSEXSEX
>>562422343i see thank you, i keep forgetting to think about future shapes and maximizing ura but im not sure how important that is in most rounds
>>562419582umapyoi!
>>562422429boy am i glad we got english and not the other abominations
>>562422831this is what living in a swamp for a 1000 years does to a mf
>>562422759>he cant see how 1278m is worse than 12m
>>562422831>gweilo>gweilet
>>562419582By the way shouldn't /mjg/ have two golds and three silvers? Other /vg/ league teams seem to have two golds and three silvers.
>>562422656That eye is scary
>>562422831kurwa pobl
>>562422831Cornish is okay. You can learn it after two weeks in the local pub.
>>562422962gwrach
>>562419582Why are you using a "5:00" timecode and p.m.? That's not how it works
>>562422831>woman = beanhuh…>son = mac>is Macdonald just another form of Donaldson??
>>562423115would you prefer 5.00 instead
>>562423140>mr bean is now the new ywnbaw
>>562422968For these matches we're using LN3 rules which used 1G2G2B (an invitational that was held recently) but the VGL council still hasn't decided whether or not we'll use 2G3S or 1G2G2B for VGL 26
>>562422942i remember reading it in RMS but i forgot it
>>562422968The most recently tested ruleset used a GSSBB setup, and as a result we're currently on that one tooIf the used ruleset changes the medals will change accordingly. It's likely that the wiki pages of other teams haven't updated to reflect this, especially when there hasn't been a VGL using bronzes yet and it's not confirmed for the next one either.
>>562423272Don't post this cailleach.
>>562423184how about 1700
FIVE HUNDRED HOURS
>>562423363military time doesn't use a.m. and p.m.
>>562422831>daughter = merch
>>562423184you either say 5 p.m. or 17:00 UTC, not an abomination of both
5:01 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFGMQZyvnmY
>>562423349You take that back.
Queue memesura 17:50 AM UTC
>>562423436How are you supposed to say >>562423587 in PM then?
>>562423436what if it's 5.30 a.m.
>>562423731I'm not available until 0pm though
we should use babylonian (24 hour) time5pm is𒌋𒀸𒀸𒀸𒀸𒀸𒀸𒀸
In order to fix /mjg/'s problems, I propose we stop using numbers to represent time and go back to medieval times and say around evening or just after sun rise
I NEED to get pregnant.
>>5624237312/4
Just say X number of hours from now. Problem solved.
>>562424042How many bongs is that?
>>562424042But even in medieval hours they kept time?? even monks had their hours in prima ters sexta nones
>>562421212>no mjg clientit's over
>>562424172it's around the third call to prayer
>>562424042We should use UNIX timestamps.
So? Did you confess to your mahjong crush?
it was already a solved problem https://gwil.garden/internet-time/
>>562424412My mahjong crush doesn't play mahjong anymore
Dressed for Everest to Sit in an Officecynthia-7.png
>>5624237313/4! 635535
>>562424473What happened
>>562424563you can't post this...
>>562424563
We should simply use french revolutionary time and divide the day into 10 hours, each hour is 100 minutes and each minute is 100 seconds
>>562424612His post ended in 0 and he killed himself.
>>562424612SanmaMadeHimQuit
>>562424612What eventually happens to all of us. I barely play anymore, but I'm still active in the thread.
>>562424118It is too late your ovaries stopped working 5 years ago when you hit 40.
When I take breaks from mahjong, I stop opening the threads as well. It's only fair.
>>562424454>prominent adopters of internet timeCNNPhantasy Star OnlineNation1, an online country run by childrenPopular messaging solution ICQAn online country run by children? How do I enter
>>562424873If you don't play mahjong... what do you discuss on Mahjong General...?
>>562425269>On this last question, an arbitrary boundary of 25 years of age and under was eventually established, although the variables of this boundary were widely discussed.I can still get in
>>562425487The doujins I cum to
>>562425692Why would you discuss Doujins on Mahjong General...?
>>562425487transformation fetish porn
>>562425847Which jyanshi are you transforming into?
>>562425893Hannah
>>562426056
>>562426056I suppose that was the answer I expected
>>562426056shame, you only reincarnate as a rat if your past life was extremely morally dark.i pray god may one day forgive you.
>he's below 25 years of ageOut.Now.
I'm under 25 because it's still 2012
>you must be a christmas cake to post on /mjg/
Only 6 million? Caladbolg can pulverize way more.
>>562424563gg..you can delete this now anon
>>562427603For the record I didn't post it, I'm not into brats
Extremely easy WWYD today. Getting this wrong implies a systematic failure in your mahjong fundamentals.
Brats? I like them grilled.
>>562427830you made me underthink and I got it wrong
>>562427830i got it incorrect
>>562427830I got it wrong but I was gonna drop the right answer anyway because im going for a meme hand
I hate wwyds without bakyou, I refuse to do them out of principle.
>>562427830This is way too hard.I keep on thinking, and nothing good comes to mind.
>>562428105>>562428232>>562428239>>562428396Do NONE of you even bother trying to understand complex shapes?>>562428326Hopeless-tier cope.
>>562428543I saw the sequences and I ignored them, I'm going for suukantsu.
Majsoul adversaries Room 63767(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=63767tips nyashi
>>562428543but the bottom text specifically discards the idea of it being a complex shape, i got it wrong because i thought about it as a complex shape (overthunk it hours ago)
>>562428543It's not about complex shapes, it's how much value do I really want.This could be a great value bomb if you mememaxx, but maybe I want to hurry up and just get my riichi on the table and settle for a mangan.
>>5624278308p looks safer to keep than a 3s turn 7
>>5624286613/4
>hit by a dealer baiman>immediately put in a situation where I must push thus causing me to deal in morerigged game
>>562428326This is why Uzaku books aren't very interesting to me. Bakyou book 1 was probably the best book I've read so far
>>562428824Literally only 1 discard there can give you your "maximum value mangan">>562428938Why are you thinking about sakigiri when there's not even a bakyou?
>>562429264If there's no bakyou, then why mention the turn?
>>562428661artist doko
Anons will complain that bakyou-less WWYDs are too boring when they can't get them right.Do you also think you'll be good at calculus even if you don't know the times table?
>>562429568yes
>>562429264But why would I want a mangan, when this hand could turn into a baiman?
>>562429568I still don't know my 7 and 8 times tables and I'm thirty
Man this shit is so retarded how am I expected to not deal in when im getting constantly ass reamed
>>562429706Or a yakuman, even*I'm so mentally roastie'd up...
>>562429706>>562429859Oh my fucking god, you think this is a question about how to get either baiman or suuankou?What is this brainrot?
>>562429835>folding as dealer ever
>>562429568The issue with uzaku wwyds is>the hand shapes are so complex they happen in practice once in one million hands>any bakyou considerations can easily destroy/sway the result anywayThey're peak theoryfag books. If you want to be another hopeless troon, you can flex how you get all 300 rightIf you want to actually climb, you listen to books of players who play ranked, climb Tenhou, and have bakyous you will frequently experience in ranked.
>>562427830>got it correctone saint account btw
>>562430102I don't want a shitty riichi, tsumo, pinfu, tanyao, iipekou with maybe ura3 if I'm lucky.I want more.
>>562430170holy cope
>>562430152I dont. Its just that my dealer hands are so shit that it ends up hopeless
I'm going to call that hand for tanyao nomi. Since there's no bakyou, then I will assume I'm 70k in lead and it doesn't matter what I do with it.
Will there be a Hopeless update today?
>>562430331Say what you want, I'm climbing in Saint with my mindset, because I read actually relevant material to online ranked. I don't need Uzaku books for that.
>>562430540They're already saint in their mind. Why bother?
>>562430152Yeah... folding...
I'm celestial mentaru and I don't play this game.
I am Saint in all ways but rank
>>562430951>>562431002Nice cope lmao
>>562431140It's not cope, it's an unrealized truth of this world.
I played two hanchans and neither of them were fun
>>562431779Welcome to jade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVUlBs6DIyw
>>562432391holy autism
I DIDN'T PEE BEFORE PRESSING STARThimekawahibiki-6.png
>>562432549Do it in riichi to come back to a deal inhimekawahibiki-1.png
>>562432549Bro your empty wide lipped Gatorade bottle?
>riichi chase>immediately deal into a wait that is fucking abysmally trashman why do I even care I just need to go with the flow if I lose I lose
me playing this friendly
>my fetish is becoming popular >just enough to get to women's head>not enough to be everywhere in mainstream media
>>562433153blueberrybros...
>>562433153what is it?
Hope = GoneMarbles = LostLuck = complete fucking dogshit
>>562433268Big soft tummies.
Much like your average skeb artist im not drawing
There is no right answer for a wwyd, you are just playing the odds.
>>562433498Kek
>>562432549This but poopI have a whole poop ritual before every match
>>562434101EVERY match?!
My 3D printer has a poop ritual before starting a print
>>562434351Actually, not every match, only before my first game of the day
You have to be able to play under in optimal conditions, improving your C game is as important as improving your A game
>>562428661GGs
>>562428661gg
>>562428661ggsactually nvm, I dont have another one in me.
>>562435029>Doxxing anons just because they wonFor shame
Kinda weird this shit happened twice in one game. What are the odds? sad I missed the Suushiihou but beggars cant be choosers in this scenario
>>562435221Bizarre
>>562435221realized I cut this shit off but it was also a chanta
>queue sanma for the dailies>game is over in e2peak mahjong
I think that my IQ is too low to play mahjong at the highest level. Of course, studying more could make up for my current faults, but... the problem of me failing to recognise possibilities at times will persist I think.
>>562413482My fuarkin heroes...and ransei I guess
How did Steve become the main character of MJS?
she didnt
>>562436469you lack discipline and mental fortitude, you simply are not retarded enough for inherited intelligence to factor into this.
>>562436469If you adopt a self-defeating mentality, sure.
Ronsei is made to get raped, constantly.
>>562436469Just know that fake akagi lost. Flow will always win.
>>562436469Sister, your pattern recognition?
>>562436469Mizuhara has an IQ of 80 and she's a consistent luckshitter
>>562437406She has better jade stats than everyone here
>>562437589Look just because my deal-in rate in jade is like 18% doesnt mean anything...
>>562437589You are aware of the concept of luck, yes?h
>>562436904>>562436942Testing what patterns you can recognise in a given time is how IQ tests work, you can still fail with new patterns even if you study the problems present in various IQ tests, right? And IQ plays a major role in recognising new patterns, yes? How could this be a question of mental fortitude or attitude?
War of the Coprophages cynthia-7.png
I'm so unlucky that it's incredibly lucky to be as unlucky as me
>>562437787I can only see the two, mental fortitude and attitude, having a role in studying each new pattern you failed to recognise.
I want to switch my main to the character I always wanted to main but I have rotten shit luck with that one. I even bought an outfit. It's not fair.
>>562437787I agreed with you, though. Shallow retards like you don't deserve to climb metaphysical mountains, you always want the assurance that you are capable of doing it, without putting in the work you are required to do it. You always come up with these excuses and self-limiting prophecies without actually digging into what any of them mean, you just want to find excuses to give up and never sacrifice anything. Then give up and perish the thought. You are an embarassment to humanity.
>>562438912im on the opposite end, i want to buy one of the outfits in the store but i know my recent good luck will dissapear the second i get itits a struggle being retarded enough to believe in this
>>562438912>>562439289Just do it. You only hyperfocus on the regular bad luck when you already think you’ll have bad luck. It’s a self-fulfilling prophecy
>>562438912Just pick random with her and one other
RC doko
>>562439241
>>562437787if you want to skip the giant list of endless embarrassing copes for your own persistent, avoidable, and continuing failures upon yourself, you can go straight to saying you just dont care about mahjong enough to excel in it. its the only truly self deterministic shallow effortless justification for not engaging with the challenges you face that you have genuine agency over.i would prefer if you made it something funny like saying you already have the ability to reach your goals but you are just too lazy to do it, but i understand the joke will haunt you because you wont truly believe your cope.
Wait, you anons thought I was joking about being able to reach saint with ease?I could do it in maybe a month of work if I gave shit, it's not an exaggeration, pay me a monthly wage and I'll show you.
>>562440475You are already a saint mentally
>>562440712T---two?!
I get the same mortal ratings as saints so I'm actually better than a saint for league since a saint captain can first pick me
I HATE NIGGERS
>official yostar tourney is the only tourney we're getting all yearhow the strongest mahjong community in the west has fallen...
>>562438912If you truly wanted to main her, you wouldn't even care about the luck. I changed mine from a luckshitter extraordinaire to a lucklet and I didn't regret it for a moment.
My Chinese powder didn't make it past customs
Collab when??? Where is the collab???
>collab art only features mjs characters>still no characters announcedyep, it's outfits only
>>562442368Dunno, there was some april fools prank announcement but it surely couldn't be "that"
>>562442082Damn… can you at least get a refund from them?
I cum much harder when I slap my dick instead of stroke it.jinwu-12.png
>>562442528Keep us updated, Binzyn
I didn't ask.kujouriu-3.png
every haruna main must know the magical 3 letters to truly unlock her flow
https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=47835Yorokobe, shounen...
uh oh janetroon melty!
>>562442528>>562442617Slander! I use a lolinco
>>562442765Proof?
>>562442513Well actually it never left china they just send to back to the seller. I'll find out I guess
>no 1st in 20 gamesI like to just watch.
>>562442830You’ll just have to take my word for it.
I just got this game and I have no clue what's going on and the tutorial was like 3 pages long but the starter resources are like 10 pages long and the intermediate resources they link are like 30 pages long and I was really just interested in where those reaction images I see everywhere come from and
>>562443195you should stop while you canit's only downhill from here
>>562443195
>>562443195If you just like the images then you should come over to /doko/!
>>562443195Ignore all of that and just clack some tiles.
>>562443195Welcome
>>562443195If you see the riichi button pop up and it shows you a wait with tiles left you don't have to click the button :)
>>562443195Click ranked match, then bronze room, then 4 player east. Do this repeatedly until you know what a yaku is and what a completed hand looks like. (No, you don't already know these things.) Don't worry about shitposting in this thread until you've accomplished this.
>>562443195>reaction images I see everywherei hate crossposting niggers so much its unreal
Just play with bots and 300 second turn timers, don't play with chinks while learning, you play 100x more hands against bots. Bronze room is hell
>>562443731bots skip ron you tho
>>562443195There's something everyone knows but few talk about.Most players online use a training tool such as this one https://github.com/shinkuan/AkagiThe sooner you start using it the better.
>>562443650Sometimes kujouriu-12.png is simply the best reaction image I have even if I'm not talking about mahjong.
>>562444020mson no
>>562444020seriously now, what was her problem?
>>562443731might feel like a good idea after being filtered by the 1 in 20 smurf but probably just breeds ranked anxiety.
>>562444138some call it satan, others call it faust but its true name is angelina-0.png
>>562442528Xister... You were always destined to be a sissy
>>562444336If you don't know how to play the game just seeing more hands is all you need. You don't have to even look at other players and the bots discard instantly. It's the best way to learn how to build hands
>>562444336if you're getting ranked anxiety in bronze you need to find a different hobbyyou can't even rank down until you hit adept 2
>>562442665wtf I didn't notice it was tonpuuggs
>>562444637Thanks for the game!
>>562444593There's the famous baggie who looped novice 3
https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=28002Join, or else...
shitterbros...
I'll never forget that time my expert teammate got a 92 mortal ranking in the same league game a random shitter saint 3 got 81.I'm basically a saint just for remembering it.
>>562442082Does it give you superpowers? Luck for the next 4 generations?
>>562443650my sekrit klub...
Are we being raised by shamiko
I mahjongedhttps://exhentai.org/g/3872658/bdaa989bb6/
How do you find a direction in life?I haven't done anything yet and I'm 30.Surely watching more anime and playing more mahjong will help, right?
>>562445884listen to your parents, free tutorial
>>562445884I got a job at 26 and just go to work and home ad infinitum
How can you verify that the wall generation in Mahjong Soul doesn't favor one user over another? Spoiler: you can't. The only thing you can verify is that it hasn't been tampered with after the wall was generated.
>>562445884Dogs don't have direction and they live alrightBe like dog
>>562446039If the wall favors a player you tileshift and take their draws, just like in real life
>>562446039*calls a tile*now what?
>>562446039If the wall favors a player you tileshift and take their draws, just like in real life. If your toimen always ippatsumos on riichi, you pon their riichi declaration and when you draw your next tile you know their exact wait
>>562445884I wouldn't know.I turn 30 in 2 weeks and I've done nothing with my life, I work a part-time wagie job and that's it.
>>562446209>>562446281Holy shit, look at these bots.
>>562446257They generated the wall knowing you would call that tileYou are a puppet dancing to their whale song
>>562445884Are you a virgin?
>>562446281>>562446209Oops I didn't cancel the post fast enough, gomen
When is anniversary?
>>562446442Hell yeah, I'm a wizard.Some girls tried to have sex with me multiple time, but I always turned them down because I didn't feel a spiritual connection even if they were pretty.
>>562446776>spiritual connectionYou could've just said you're gay.
There is zero reason for the tile generation system to be this opaque, the only reason why the public consciousness hasn't reacted negatively is because Mahjong Soul employs professional players and e-celebs as shills.
>>562446910i only feel spiritual connections with lgs
The only game with accurate auto table wall building is marujan
GG
>>562447298but "accurate with auto table" means "biased"
>>562442472The winners of the SAO tournament get the characters + outfits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2GQ9Zr7Apgmirai-12.png
You can force toitsuba on an autotable by pushing in tiles at a specific time
>>562448368Maybe in Saki
>>562448102
>squeezed out expert s*nma in a couple games to snipe anon playing >gold>he stops playing s*nma>hasnt played s*nma in weeksyou BITCH get back in there this yellow smear on my account is disgusting
>>562447272same but it’s generally frowned upon. not to mention illegal
>>562448583Come to Jade, I'll play with you
>>562450163no way, you arent a jobber like him youll rape me dead
>>562450082true love will never be illegal to the heart, laws made up by hags and jews matter not
I'm in love with an embryo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prjI8z56xQQ
No thing is illegal, as long as you aren't found out. Or are rich enough.
Declaring a win by saying mahjong is illegal
i hunt for cuties in my free time heeyyyyyy
My mahjongsona? Steve the kool.
dokoKan
/doko/, /doko/,you can call me /doko/No dama! No m! Hiding in /vm/!Hidden secret, very few can find meHear your kokos getting filled inside me!I'm thinking doko, doko (kohkohko!)I'm thinking doko, doko (kohkohko!)I'm thinking doko, doko (kohkohko!)I'm thinking doko, doko (kohkohko!)
>>562451654>>562451841>>562451916>>562452375>look mom! I posted it again!
bravo eurokeks
I MISSED THE YUYUYU ROOM
Some of you really play with alters? what are you trying to hide?
>>562453137Like /fgoalter/?
>>562453137I can't play magic without my big titty Liliana of the Veil alter
I was going to ask a question about scoring but I was able to figure out the answer on my own. I feel very smart now.
Majsoul aware of each others existence but not on a first name basis Room 37061(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=37061tips nyai
Is the evaluation trolling me here?
>>562455547started
>>562456331looks fine what else are you gonna discard
>>562458091nta but 3 kanji looks safe to me
im eating pizza
>>562458342how? 3m looks like it can deal into dealer also tho
>>562458434Proof?
>>562413482did they start revealing the collab characters during the tournament last time? i don't remember
>>562458486its gone
another day, another 4th
>>562458479he dropped the 2. if I wanted to bait someone onto dealing, I rather drop 3. I believe is easier to discard from corners.
>>562458706im afraid that's not how it works
>>562458939you will be afraid for a while then. In any case, >>562456331 show us birdhag wait. I'm sure is a safe.
I had pizza on Tuesday and Wednesday (I got peer pressures into getting an XL)txt STOP to no longer receive these blog posts
>>562459161Pressured*
>>562459161STOP
>>562458706Retard
>>562459343Thank you for your transaction, you will see a $4.99 charge on your next phone bill, please mail us a certified letter of you would like a refund in the next 14 days
>>562459061it's probably just a cope deal in post. people have such a hard time grasping that just because it deals in doesn't mean it's wrong
Do you still pay tenpai payments for rounds that end in a nagashi mangan? If the dealer is in tenpai do they still stay as dealer, assuming a non dealer gets the nagashi mangan?
>>562455547GG
>>562459491>of
>>562459697you dont
I don't remember the first one, but if dealer is in tenpai they do get another round
>>562455547gg, nice survival & fun all lastroom is still open if anyone else wants to play 1/4
>>562459161maybe you should start a blog instead
stupid fucking hag refusing to die made the retarded ninja luckshit into 1st
>>562455547Good game nanosesu
>>562460024closed
And to the shrimp, God gave the concussive plasma cannon.Ron. Kazoe Yakuman.
>>562460764Shrimp???? Where?
>>562461052He fell in the rice and got fried.amaekoromo-7.png
>>562461052>the most evil emote in the game, after the Epstein files reveal.
Majsoul Friends Room 34001(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=34001
>>562442665>>562442161
>>562460190I don't play Hoshino
>>562462834thanks for the update, im on the edge of my seat here
If I started a mahjong blog, would schizos find it and link the posts in the thread for me? It'd feel too much like attention whoring to advertise it myself.
>>562463047Yes, that's the only reason I know anon has a cunny room and is overweight
There is a fine line between consideration and hesitation. The former is wisdom, the latter is fear.
>>562463047Only if you also post crossdressing pictures of yourself
They call me... The troon of houou
thats the saint of silver room to you, scum.
>>562442665I would've joined immediately if you had a vn image
[TERRIBLE NEWS] /jong/ could not make it to the finals of a VR chat Riichi tournament none of you knew about
>>562461767Looks like no one is up for playing friendlies. I'll try playing another time. Room closed
>>562464012vod doko
>>562464130Damn...web we closing kokos now, mjg really is dead
I'm at work
I'm busy anons. it cant be helped
the yoshi's story ending song sounds like the yoshis are singing "iipeikou" repeatedlythought that was interesting
https://youtu.be/SGPhkTMaiHs?t=115
>>562464631yep that's the one
>>562464631the aaaaaaaasshoooooooolethe aaaaaaaasshoooooooolethe aaaaaaaasshoooooooolethe aaaaaaaasshoooooooole
>>562464871
https://youtu.be/ozg_7T8hJYY
PekoMama Reacts To Down Bad Nousagi Fanart and Shows Her New Outfit【Hololive】cynthia-7.png
>>562465282
blacks belong in camps
>her name is kuro >she's dark skinned >the black pokemon is named blackyWhy are japs like this.
>>562466961You won't believe what nigger means.
>>562467083That's Japanese for run away!
>>562467174So true, Aru. So true.
Collab doooko i need to rooolllll
Ei come back here!
Monte Negro
>>562466961chill out with the racist remarks EOP, her name is chloe
Reminder that only demons get upset when being called by their true name.
tsirkeve tsirkeve tsirkeve
workanon
Cool it with the deadnaming
>>562467661>t. sir keve
CuteCunny is a dead name
>names
>>562468349It's not his name, it's moonrunes because he kneeled to yostar for a tournament he didn't even make the final table for
>>562468584its the name of a different anon now
I changed my name to moonrunes because I got on the telly too many times and people started nameposting me.
if old names are up for grabs i'll be the new k*******
I just realized it has been a while since the last real melty in the general, k*n is dead!
I have melties every day I just don't post them
open hand value should of halved
I've been holding back, could've gone on a day long melty after deranking.
>>562469270melty doko
>>562469781MY FUARKIN HEROBREAK THIS NIGHTMARE
>>562469654It already is without riichi and tsumo
RETURNING TO THE WORLD OF FATE | Fate/Hollow Ataraxia [PT 1]cynthia-7.png
Bravo burgerkeks
>4th place opening their hand in south 4 when I'm building a monster hand
Frieren and the Politics of Deceptioncynthia-7.png
>someone chase riichis you and 4th place immediately deals into it instead of folding and letting you battle it out
I miss scrimblo anon
>you riichi in a comfortable 2nd place, dealing in to a baiman and getting sent 4th
CATS
Bravo. Bravissimo.terasakichihori-1.png
What do Hannah's tits feel like?
>>562473973like bags of fluff
YUZU is SEX!
SCRIMBLOOOOOO
BigHelper
what killed /mjg/?
>>562475305it's the annual pre-league doldrums
will Fu Ji step to TO league?
>>562475557He can't be the divegrass manager, blender slave, and league TO
>>562475557Hopefully not
>>562476150he can if you also throw in stream janny
>>562475557What about Fuji... Takana?
room number 75057steve anon i summon youhttps://youtu.be/SRmCEGHt-Qk?si=EyvpaGap-2f1xdta
>>5624768932/4 the peeker appeared
>not posting the link
>>5624768933/4 the hero arrives
>>562476893started
Divegrass managerYostar tourney finalistTO of the most successful regular tourney in mjg historyStreamjannySaintBlenderslavehe is being groomed for league TO
>>562477831>forced>cheated>wrong>botted>sucks
>>562476893I get off work at 8:30 this is fucked up making me miss this room
>Missed the Steve room again
>>562476893GG
Majsoul Friends Room 86473(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=86473room
>>562476893Thanks for the game
>>562476893ggnya!
>>5624803023/4
Somebody tried to add me but they have too many friends
>>562480302started
>>562480560yeah it's intentional, I've had his request for weeks and he keeps leaving emotes on my profile
>>562428661
>>562416361I can't believe it's already been 20 years
what's one of your least favorite things about modern cars? for me it's
>>562428661>>562480812
I'm going back to listening to my schizo brain
>pei nomi in s4 kringe
I am heavily caffeinated. Time to queue and have a meltdown.
>>562481205explain
See since im playing the cat instead of nadeshiko im sure to be less cursed now. I lose every other game because I get the drunk hag
IT'S MY DEALER YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FOLD
>>562484628I can have the best waits in the universe and they will never ever be respected and ill lose to some retarded dickhead waiting on the final 1 pinzu in the wall
Syphilis Is Evolving Like Never Before.. In Michigan
>>562484816I wish I could have sex
>>562484816Should've wiped out those Aztecs
>>562484816i live in michigan
>>562484816Homosexuality is wrong.
>>562480302gege
>>562480302gg
>>562480302ggs, thanks for the room.
>>562485498So is it actually MahjongSoul or Mahjong Soul?
sword shart offline
>>562485669It's Jantama
it's sparrow soul
>shorter than ichihimehow do I cope
>>562485946you're a woman, it's uwu kawaii and a status symbol for you
>>562485669intern-kun forgot to hit the spacebar
I've been shorter than Ichihime ever since the accident.
How I sit down at the average fateslop table.
I'm having snacks.
I'm having WT snacks.
>>562487192why is this hag in tears over 2nd place
>>562487192fivesome with those 4 bitches
>>562487248that's her thinking face
I'm feeling lucky, I'm going to retain until I get a 4th.
>>562487498are you sure?
>>562448102What the...
>>562448102>AI>my dick is reactingAnons, the future is grim...
M1 loopers > Saintkeks
Pretty Woman (1990)
>>562487786why it looks like garbage
>>562448102Maybe in individual frames it doesn't look so bad, but it's always going to be uncanny valley when it's moving....
>>562448102AI girlfriends will be real in our lifetimes bros
I can be your Ai "girlfriend"
Even if AI girlfriends became real and physical, you would NEVER enjoy them, because society would deem it "low status".We are social animals and the only things we can enjoy are scarce and envied by others.
>>562488150report that botting dog
I will climb the stair paved in the skulls of my opponents. And then I will end this nightmare.I will finish riichi mahjong, for my family, for my friends, for my teammates, for my captains, for TOs, for /mjg/, and for all the anons that will come after me.Even if it costs me my life, I won't let anyone else suffer what I had to endure. I will end the loops once and for all.
If AI girlfriends were real and physical I'd be taking AI generated gooning to never-before-seen levels
I pretend to be a shota for my AI girlfriend
>>562488345On the contrary. AI girlfriends will devalue women, and so you will find them easier to get.
M1 Loopers subplots must be crazy now that I think about it.Probably real life Homuras and possibly even more tragic characters.
>>562459697>Do you still pay tenpai payments for rounds that end in a nagashi mangan?Yes. Nagashi payments are separate from tenpai payments, and they will both trigger in sequence. If multiple people somehow get nagashi, each of them get a mangan tsumo.>If the dealer is in tenpai do they still stay as dealer, assuming a non dealer gets the nagashi mangan?Yes.
>>562488686AI boyfriends will replace you too.>But don't women want a REAL man who can PROVIDE and so on?Just like men, women can be attracted to useless people who are nothing but sexy. Universal Basic Income will remove all reason for women to be "dependent" on men.>What if there isn't UBIMillions will simply die out. The existence of AI girlfriends means that we've already accomplished the majority of Artificial General Intelligence, meaning 99% of the population no longer has the ability to economically support themselves compared to superhumanly efficient AI workers, without the government actively keeping them alive.
>>562488150S+ MAKA (only 90 mortal)
>>562488345Girls Frontline proves that you are absolutely wrong and retarded.We'll have billionaire deviants with robussy armies and they'll popularize having sex with them behind the scenes.You'll end up paying robo-prostitutes more than the average woman.
>>562489139He has 95+ every game
>>562489017I'm better at chatting that a chatbot, though.I'm also way better at rape.I'm the top 1% that is going to make it.
>>562489392Does it mean women will become trad again?
>>562489567No, they'll compete with you to have sex with the robots.For children, we'll have bots collect the sperm, then the women will end up fertilized by them as well.No more direct sex between humans, only proxy-sex via bots.
>hyperslop dystopia fanfic hoursi guess ill take it cynthia-7.png
>sperm collection>not iPS cell-based breeding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyiptJcY9hAI want my own Motoko
>>562489827Sperm collection is going to be the lie fed to the goyim for their ethical idealslop, in truth everything will end up thrown away and fed to the fish, it will be iPS cell-based breeding behind the scenes.
>>562489696Robots wont give them the ultimate pleasure women seek. Children.
>>562490494Cry******fe won't want to hear that
>>562490494There are single women out there who visit sperm banks just to become single mothers voluntarily.
I did it
My unpopular opinion? Turn all women into tiles.
>>562490981fuck you
I just wanted to give my thanks to 200.pdf anon as it has been very useful.
>Japanese use the same word for blue and green>Celestial is blue and adept is greenHow do they tell which is which?
snotheihkja dayad foip oipaf jktahksning agohiah faophrejk noaast maklsdmfking lmklelk plamkay ariojpiopiioohcioppiowejklsfjdi icitpiopy
seanig hours time to sleep
>>562491008I remember this onehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/wP3dvP8YZVo
I love watching Tsuchida play
I love women
>>562492013I also love the women you love.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl8Z7Dl7P9A
>>562452697>No damawrong
>>562492110Average detective melty when he finds out the average expert 3 from /mjg/ scores 95 on moral every game, but they are legit just that good and not cheating, they just don't care about ranking up to celestial.
Kyaputen has MENTAL BREAKDOWN and accuses team of cheating
what is a looper? who is steve
>>562487192
>>562488686It’s wild how the societal “power” imbalance between the sexes is so steep that the only ways to reverse women’s leverage are a large-scale tech revolution or nuclear fallout
>>562492578what is love?baby don't hurt medon't hurt meno more...
>>562492742We built society for women.This was always the endgame, together with turning men into women.We've finally rebuilt Eden on Earth, and it fucking sucks.
Bad Apple!! but it's played on the YouTube Homepage
>>562490004BLAME! was so kino its completely sold me on our dystopian future takanashihinata-7.png
Nihei is a hack
PLONK!
>>562493057yeah...
>>562493057He never recovered from his daughter saying he should make good manga like SnK
>in the next 10 years sex robots will become a huge societal problem>in the 10 years after that severe gene editing of your children will become a huge issue>10 years after that we'll be straight up cloning peopleI want out. I didn't sign up for this. I just wanted to clack tiles and have a family and not see Brave New World become reality
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Fvh32fQ8nNIcynthia-7.png
>>562493382Wishful thinkingThe future we are headed for is Demolition man but gayer
SEX ROBOTSEX ROBOT
>>562493382none of this will happen because WW3 will break every technological advance in half
>>562491229what did he mean by this
>>562491229>Midori and Aoi are the same wordAre they?
>>562491229In Japanese culture, Novice and Celestial are treated as equally divine states of being.The Western mind cannot comprehend this.
>>562493942no they call ao (blue) as go which is green on traffic lights
>>562493989their traffic lights are blue thoughbeit
Better not to start. Once started, better to finish.
>>562494029no retard
>>562494057That's my sex life
>>562494057This for every anime I liked
>>562494057I gotta stop assigning myself projects with short deadlines
>>562493057I liked Sidonia...
Is it true you can get banned for emoting in ranked (段位)?
Perchance
CHUPIKI
kill yourselves
woah
did you really kill yourselves
I killed /mjg/
We all got turned into human mahjong tiles so we can't post any more.
>>562475557We can only handle so much attention whoring at one time
Oh? You are not a dekinai? Prove it by becoming a diplomat and organize the may vs mjg tourney
Strong Thermal Emission Velocity Enhancement
>can feel the tsumo not coming in my pinfu riichi with the music playing>change track>instantly tsumo
>>562475557why do you want to give an attention whore this much attentionit's going to go to his head and he'll declare himself the god of /mjg/he's looking at this thread and jacking off as we speak
stop replying 7 hours post
>>562498315/register
/register
>>562498315
>>562498410>>562498424>will I be streamedWhat a whore!
I'll be claiming my 2 scrolls from round 1
i will win the tournament and gain the respect of all of /mjg/
>>562498531
>>562498572context?
>>562498791Cheaters.
>>562498791It's /mjg/'s dark past. Bottom of the iceberg stuff. Best to not dig it up.
>>562498819Chilean miner and sucky are not one of them
>>562494445Yes. Japs get really mad when you emote
>>562498864who and who?
The Dark Secret Behind League 6.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrNh-ybDnmg
League doko
>>562498315>>562498410>>562498424What is a mini-scramble?
>>562498791attentionwhores getting attention by other attentionwhores
>>562499101a round of qualis
Windows is so bloated holy, even as a VM it takes up too much space. I need to use the winutil command again
>>562499404>he doesn't have a spare 1TB SSD for his VMngmi
>SSD for VMngmi
>>562499404..you just wanted an excuse to post that image didn’t you
Eventually one of these positive EV push deal ins has to work outEventually
>Got all the bagsWake me up when the collab starts...Actually nevermindhimekawahibiki-12.png
What should I do if I run into a fellow anon in the tourney?
>>562499826Isn't there a bag you forgot about?
>>562500007emote excessively
>>562500007Win.
>>562461767>even galkochans panty is not enough to lure sweaty mjgiggers into friendliesits over
ichihime-0.pnghttps://youtu.be/akKBo8WvpYI?si=P3r19BruHT-KWLDG
>>562500279ass too fat
>>562500441it's never too fat
>>562500279I prefer the oujousama
>>562500441Silence!
im abstaining from friendlies until i rank up
>>562500279Maybe I’d join if you offered some of what the mangaka liked to have
>>562500485>>562500554forced meme
>>562501043It's recognized by at least 3 people therefore it's not forced
>>562501110as forced as the washizu one
>>562501110hahahahahaha no you schizo triple alt newshit
>>562501136So not forced at all
alll waschizo ever wanted was to feed little girls sweets but this society puts supervision where its not needed
Back in the days we had actually good forced memes like Helper Cat, now those were the times
someone should keep a history of all ritualpost in mjg history but exclude sheentia from it
>fatkagi>wapedofucking delete /mjg/ if this is the state of "memes" from now on
>>562501526it's the meta /mjg/ memes
now all we need is JKenjoyer Kaiji
need forced memes for saki characters
TSUOM
>the courage to drop your forced memes
>>562501740chonbo
>>562501708At least you got to feel really cool and epic for about 1 second.
"New haipai, new me." Could this be the secret to iron mentaru?
The secret to an unwavering mentaru is being dead inside.kujouriu-12.png
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9bIWSL3c6M
>>562501708 Just cut haku here. It's a hellwait with five draws left, your winning chances are basically nil.>but my yakuman tenpaiYakuman or senten, makes no difference when this inevitably goes into ryuukyoku.
mentarurentaru
>>562502634>indog league>look inside>f**nch
>>562502828Indonesia is Canada of SEA
Majsoul french breakfast Room 60292(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=60292tips inyai
test am I still banned
>>562503109just stop posting the ritz kodomo cunnyshiroko-7.png
>>562503206So, whatever.
https://youtu.be/3tgK55aTl4I?si=6mjiznyaxSIi4tktcynthia-6r.png
>>562504035
>>562503206(C)had mahjong enjoyer vs copebotting (S)hitter
>>562504054This is my flow music.
>>562503075if it dosent fill ill join in an hour
>>562504129how is this mahjong you spamming mongoloid
I can't join a notips room.
>>562504183its 1/4, so you got timeichihime-0.png
>>562499404>>562499562Imagine forcefeeding her into obesity and then pinching her flabby belly while licking her armpits during sex, after the facesitting sessions (*sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiif* mwahhh!).
>>562498791four winds tourney
>>562504492Which TO are you?
Four winds at the four winds barTwo doors barred and windows barredOne door let to take you inThe other one just mirrors it
>>562504236>he still expects newfags and tourists to respect culture and place they invadebetter check out this noire le purin le balance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6Q_FjIPqFQ
Stop Playing Toi-Toi Like This (It’s Costing You Wins)cynthia-7.png
>>562504236Don't you know if you post a shittily edited emote anything you say is mahjong adjacent now
>Troon_Feng
Uh oh, melty!
>>5625030753/4
>>562504860Cute Nowaru
>>562503075>match in this room has started
>>562503075started
>>562504860I've spent the last 30 minutes looking everywhere for a picture to match the energy of yours without it being another dessert.I've been slowly spiraling down the realization that I'm an extremely boring and sad individual that never saves whimsical stuff and at the same time your picture is a relic of better times.My favorite yaku is pinfu or something, kill me please.
>>562506749if you are in the room right now emote 3 times
>>562506749>My favorite yaku is pinfu or something.There's nothing wrong with this. If you can get pinfu without the game forcing riichi nomi on you at the last second you're having a good game.
>>562506749>he cares about one upping anons with imagesARE YOU FUCKING TWELVE
>>562506749my favorite yaku is pinfu as well
>>562506914>seamonkey opinion
>>562506914
>>562506914>matchingIt's not oneupping, I was trying to add value to his soul the same way he did for me.
>>562506914I see your kakek-8 and raise you a kakek-10.
>giving Kakeks attention
I post the kakek to end all kakeks, have sex with her and end my turn.kujouriu-12.png
>>562507092that thing has at least 3 STDs anon
sex with crazy midari
>>562507216What's a little gamble?
>>562507216But think of the sloppy eyehole...
Could Mahjong fix her?
>>562507428>spends the whole match rigging the wall to give yumeko yakuman and intentionally trying to deal in
>>562506979that was one of the worst posts on the thread thus far, what fucking value did it add for you>meta posting>off topic posting>non mahjong image
this is why i hate kokushi
>>562507745Pudding:DDDdd
>>562507745>ignores the whole threadyou are the problem
>>562507745You really saw a cute purple haired anime girl balancing a pudding on her head and thought "damn this is so wack and lame?"It made all the other schizo retarded low effort sheentia shitposts make sense. But is it pudding or butter? It's a yellow cube, it could be anything. It's also a really outstanding picture on its own. Like who draws that? Are they ok? Why would they think of that? How was their life? What led to it? And why does anon like it? Is there a deeper spiritual meaning to it? Also why is he posting that for off-topic metaposting? I have so many questions, but I kinda get it, even if not really. All I know is that it feels more like the old internet when almost every picture was some weird cutesy japanese nonsense.
why does Ju say porn instead of Pon
>>562508356hes a little mentally... /damaged/
>>562508427calll me a porn addict and get one more dama
>>562508356I like it when he says "niggers eradication protocol" when he rons
>>562508330you don't seriously think THAT was the origin of the butter on head meme? did you discover the internet yesterday?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/f-A989FqyxI>It's also a really outstanding picture on its own.>weird cutesy japanese nonsense.that's like literally every baggot shitpost on /mjg/
>two xenias with the same new skin>both have been getting first row riichis all gamefu ji... youre not supposed to be THIS blatant about it
>>562503075ggs, very fun gamesI would play another but I have to go shoppingamaekoromo-8j.png
>>562508660>comparing kamige with gookgachaoh lawdy, zoomers are mental
>>562503075ggs!
>>562503075gg, thanks for the fun gamesnot my finest hour suzumiyaanju-11.png
>neptunia>kamigeNext you'll tell me you're a Riichi Shitty fag.
>>562503075wrong person got murdered TWICE and feline thing got away for free?ggs
>neptuniathis is beyond boomerigarashiharuna-8.png
>>562508660Butter dog is from 2020 so it's probably a ghetto rip off of the highly aristocratic japanese purin headbalance.
>>562508865>dogshit opinion baseline the post
neptunia was made at a time when sega was a part of the console war, it's impossible to understand todayransei-6.png
>>562509373it's older than the majority of nu/mjg/, give them a break
>>562498864>Chilean minerI wish. AUS mining company anon, hire me pleasekuro-2.png
>>562506749I feel you
>>562509373I'm so glad consoles will eventually all die to the Steam machine (chimera PC for retards).
>>562510030>>562510030>>562510030
last
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