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D(r)ive Edition

Previously on /hdg/ - >>562351460

>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?
HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and Xbox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/
https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt

>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?
Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/


>LOBBY HOSTING
https://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png
>MODDING
https://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png

>INFORMATION RESOURCES
https://helldivers.wiki.gg/
https://helldiverscompanion.com/
https://democracy-hub.net
https://helldive.live

>MAJOR NEWS
Feb 10 Machinery of Oppression https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj5JS68ny14
Mar 17 Entrenched Division https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3zP5GWoQi0
Mar 17 Roadmap https://twitter.com/helldivers2/status/2033907671036743796
Mar 20 Uncover the Truth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn_uyAaJ3Z0

>LATEST PATCHES
Mar 17 1.006.100 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/541133047968301984
Mar 25 1.006.101 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/507356684541232939
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>>562454419
all i ever wanted was a cute girl... a cute girl to farm samples with. is that too much for a diver to ask for
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>>562454419
Get in
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steam://joinlobby/394510/109775245074501724/76561199108851031
hd1, d12-d15 whatevs
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>>562454618
All a white diver like me needs is a black bot brat by his side. Everything else will fall into place.
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someone get the horse
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That horse? My Liberty loving Ugly Bastard BWC.
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Alright /HDG? what loadouts do (You) like taking to each faction? Primary, secondary, support, and strats
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>>562454601
airsoft larp kit
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>>562455490
dont ask me how. just know that i wear two armor sets. and i take double edged sickle + vitality booster. fire does not harm me.
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>3 shitskin bakes in a row
Working overtime to overcompensate for your irrelevance huh
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>>562455490
Liberator, senator, eats and bfgl, eagle cluster and OPS. and either the steeled veterans set, the HD1 set, or parade commander with the officer's cap
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>>562454601
>rainstorm
KINO
I got a mod that's supposed to make the rainstorm audio effect much louder. It's great, when it works, which is not all the time.
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I always wondered what our victory walk to the confetti elevator would be like...
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>>562455490
For bots
>AC
>Strafing Run
>Orbital gatling barrage
>Leveller
>trident
>shovel
gas grenades
For bugs
>Cremator/AC if rupture strain
>MG sentry
>Eagle airstrike
>EATs
>Trident
>loyalist
>gas nades
For squiggas
>AC
>MG sentry
>orbital gatling
>strafing run
>trident
>warrant
>dynamite
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>>562456371
wish we could walk around more of the ship or that it was bigger cus it feels quite small in 3d space but looks like it should be quite large
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>>562455490
>BUGS
plasma punisher/sweeper
ultimatum/veto
pyrotech nades (almost exclusively for holes)
EAT
FRV
Napalm Eagle/Guard dog/ Jump pack
HMG (if PP) GL (if not)
>BOTS
Censor/Diligence
Grenade Pistol
Dynamite (can one shot cannon towers which is really fucking nice)
EAT (Leveller if cyborgs)
AMR/LC
Strafing Run
Jump Pack
>SQUIDS
Lib Carbine
Senator/Warrant
Dynamite
MG Sentry
N-EAT/EAT
Stalwart/MMG (if Stalwart, bring EATs, if MMG bring N-EAT)
k9 dog/Guard dog
yes this one is metafagging but when squids get out of control you will be thankful for bringing it
>>562455559
extremely brown
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>>562456371
>He forgot to stop vibrating his atoms before getting off pelican 1
baka brah
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>>562455490
>Primary,
Whatever is closest to level 25
>secondary,
Anything except melee
>support,
Anything I didn't choose on the last mission
>and strats
Same as above
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>>562456591
Nothing wrong with using what's good if you're having fun anon
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>>562456589
The super destroyer is actually quite small. If you exclude the frontal wings which seem to just be machinery and guns, the habitable space is tiny.
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>>562456797
i just don't like relying on it or teaching others to rely on it. I think it's worth it on the squid front though because I'm frankly sick of overseers that warp through terrain to sweep your legs, mechs that rush through building etc
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Is there some way we can eliminate Joel and this retarded galactic war system and come up with something better? Holy shit endgame is so annoying and I cant use any currency for shit other than the blob station.
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>>562456371
>Sparks fall directly on top and near the missiles
I'm no expert but that seems like an extremely bad idea. Do Swedes think this is fine or is it part of their "Satire"
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>>562456371
Can you still get out of bounds like this or have they patched out all of the fun?
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>>562456995
no. you vill go on a major order to kill 1,000,000 terminids to collect gas for the 67th annual invasion attempt of a backwater squid planet. and you will pretend there is player agency.
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>>562456995
No. Now sit there and be impressed by the satire.
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>>562457038
Obviously not welder or carbon arc trained
This shit is cringe I dont look that way on my ship.
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Is it rude to throw Giga grenades at the generators on bricks missions in public games when I get mad
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What passives can you stack besides the elemental resistance passives and PP? I know Fortified, Eng. Kit and Servo-Assisted don't work
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>>562456589
webm related
>>562457038
The maintenance crew also weld without any sort of welding hood.
>>562457107
I'm using noclip, I don't know if you can get down to the lower deck without.
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>>562457257
>>562457319
Niggerish and brown
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>>562457510
Im white
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>>562457173
No the satire is fine but let me pay for time limited augmented strategems with the currency at least instead of capping everything.
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is it me or is the breaker spray&pray actually busted? seems just as strong as the breaker but just has more ammo
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>>562457510
I will continue to have fun
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new mod just dropped
https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/12185?tab=description
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Here's the zombie horde of the Mindless Masses after using cheats to spawn all enemies as voteless. The warp ships actually stopped dropping off voteless once they reached this mass.
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>>562458149
So like few minutes maybe less of arc thrower and its done.. sad.
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apc doko
frv customization doko
cultists doko
lobby doko
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>562457962
yeah, garbage just dropped
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>>562458149
What a shit game honestly. I wouldn't have bought this if you told me this is the theoretical maximum number of units you'll fight at once
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>>562458429
this site is 18+ btw
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>>562457962
As a person who jerks it to furry porn daily that looks kinda shit bro ngl.
I will stick to abdoslop.
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>>562458557
i enabled the filter just to hide garbage when i scroll through mods
coomtards have zero taste
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Sex and Violence are the DNA of video games. Anyone disagreeing is mentally ill. Consumed too much alphabet propaganda. Or just actual faggots (all of the above)
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>>562457962
>just
its pretty old already, gramps
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>coombrain calling anyone mentally ill
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>>562458547
The spawn cap could be different depending on mission type or subfaction.
Though the biggest swarms I've gotten are from recursive alpha commanders, so maybe them spawning their own units breaks the spawn cap somehow.
I'm gonna go test this on a bug bricks actually, see how many bugs pop out of the breaches over the course of a mission.
Still a disappointing horde size for a horde shooter. Maybe one day the cheats will develop to the point of allowing us to adjust spawn caps/rates.
>webm not related, but interesting.
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>>562454419
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>>562459148
They crash the game after a while
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D10
bug

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3/4
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3/4
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>>562459265
>>562459269
trooncord
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discord lobby
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>mentally ill people getting butthurt for being called pedophile or zoophiliac
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>>562459269
full
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>>562450636
Off now, will set up in a bit. I have I think up to d8 unlocked but I just tend to have more fun in d6. Maybe if I dive with decent players and not blueberries I'll have more fun.
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>>562459412
nigga it's people left from the previous lobby you schizo
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>>562459256
The voteless or alpha commanders?
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>>562459702
Alphas
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Man the spear is so fucking bad. Low rocket count, doesn't always guarantee a kill, still has janky aim lock for elevation / structures what the fuck is arrowhead doing over there? Clearly it's not their job
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I genuinely hate the bugs as a faction. I hate their reinforcements. I hate their speed and range. I hate the fucking hunters/stalkers. This faction deserves to die
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>>562460283
Fortunately they are ftl fuel. Every one you kill contributes to the next galactic war.
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>>562460006
How would they know. It's not like any one of them ever touches the game
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>>562459973
That sucks. Kinda raises the stakes on, "Oops, all Alpha Commander!" bricks missions now though.
And bugs seem to have the same spawn cap.
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>>562459412
pathetic
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>>562461279
I remember seeing more, try D10 and being close to a heavy nest, don't replace spawns
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wtf
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>>562461279
How many kills would an orbital airburst barrage get here?
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>>562461560
why did you post a selfie troon
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>>562459689
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775245081097412/76561198059803942
help a noob out eh?
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alpha commander lobby doko
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>>562462695
Like 15, maybe. OAB is bottom tier trash for a reason.
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>do 50% of the objectives and side objectives on the map myself
>J4 is lagging behind surrounded by a bug breach
>double back
>rescue him
>give him my last stim
>he warp packs through the city wall and leaves me behind
>get rushed by more bugs so I need to back up further
>J4 calls in the extraction then kicks me for being too far away
I genuinely wish death upon all console players.
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>>562463210
Full?
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Excuse me, autists. For bugs, what counts as explosive and what counts as acid, I frogot.
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>>562463210
failed/full
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>>562463904
Bile Spewer artillery and Spore/Gloom/Bile bugs detonations are explosion damage iirc. The vomit is acid
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>>562460259
A lot of potentially cool armors missing any type of mag pouches or any sort of utility thingies makes my autism flare to no end. Look at the Steel Veterans set to see how cool the details look on them, the knife of the heavy set, the nade on the medium one. Too bad they got meh passives. The PH 56 Jaguar especially sucks, and I would also add the Light Gunner, Drone Master and Combat Tehnician, but they are tehnically non combat personnel armor? Don't even think this argument works. They got cool designs that I would love to wear but they look so barebones. Like I get the "hurr durr Helldivers are expandable, average lifespan of 1.5 microseconds so we don't give them too much gear", but when you think about what weapons we are using, would it that bad to give us some utility? Fuck Sweden and fuck Swedish logic. Anyway here's my sniper build drip.
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>>562464285
Well the mod I posted is trying to add that sort of stuff to the sets, but the latest update got random-slapped by file warning quarantine apparently because Nexusmods is a joke.
https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/12569?tab=description
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>>562463779
Ye
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>>562464275
nvm https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Damage#Damage_Types everything's acid now (except for the bomb projectile itself)
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>>562463904
Doesn't Bile Titan vomit count as explosive?
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ty for replies autismos, I will now only ever use 1 meta armor type because I hate bugs and am a retarded MO-Monkey
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>>562464763
KZ warbond finally has a use.
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>>562464904
Just use the desert stormer medium set 5head, it's 10% less resistance but you get 20% throw range to go with it and don't look like shit
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>consistently best team performance with the Epoch in D10 on every front with both /hdg/ and randoms
>still think it sucks ass and could be slightly better in everything in order to be more fun and I'd rather be using another weapon
High IQ feel
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>>562462774
>I-I-I-I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I
still pathetic
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>>562465149
Hmm, no.
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>>562465149
Actually, you take 20% more damage by using Desert Stormer instead of Acclimated.
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im an still workshopping the best way to introduce the bugs to the cleansing fire of super earth
its a solid tie between belt fed and handheld with dog
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>>562463210
2 more openings
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Who tf gets hit with spewing attacks?
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>>562464434
I like most of the designs, some do need work on overall color cohesion and reducing some of the overall busyness, too much isn't always the answer, but it's got great potential and a cool direction. Much better than some of the things that Slophead has shipped for sure.
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>>562465294
I could already tell you were high IQ posting something that fucking tasteful.
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>>562465294
Have they fixed the overcharge alert and visual tell so that it actually syncs up with when you're supposed to fire?
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>>562465428
The Cremator is really damn good, but it's also really easy to get carried away and burn through your ammo super fast. You have to be good at scrounging for ammo on the map, or stick with your team for Resupplies.

>>562466091
That was literally one of the first things they fixed about it last year...
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CHOBBY YOKO
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>>562466218
only a shitter can get carried away and burn through cremator ammo
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>>562466218
>but it's also really easy to get carried away and burn through your ammo super fast
when the diver starts laughing you need to check yourself
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>>562465767
I want a black enforcer helm like when it gets dirty in-mission
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>>562467251
you're both fags
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>>562467251
oh my god
https://steamcommunity.com/id/squeakycube02
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>>562467251
doxxing is more gay than the faggiest tranny crossdresser. Post your own account big man so I can ban you from any lobbies I host. But you wont, PUSSY!
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>>562465294
28 baby bunnies minimum
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>>562467526
Gucci Slippers
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>>562466980
You may just get it one day, in a slightly different form, if the preorder stuff becoming available statement is true.
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>>562467526
>>562467294
yiff in hell
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>>562467251
>she/her
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>>562467526
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197981581568
here
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>>562468063
Now I really am starting to believe the schizo tranny discord meme. Change your name and I'll post mine.
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why can't super earth put usable hash marks on the optics
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>>562467862
Two more weeks
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>>562467884
no, you're worse than even furfags
genuinely get a grip, homo
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>gets outdamaged by an SMG
What went wrong?
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>>562468796
Its balanced around volume of fire, brainlet
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>>562469056
>Its balanced around volume of fire, brainlet
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>>562467862
it's just not the same anon
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>guy throws 380mm barrage
>it lands on a pouncer
>it jumps back at him and he dies
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>>562468796
>fires more than 70 rounds in a single burst
>shoots at a target more than 30 meters away
>attempts to damage a target with AV2 or AV3
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>>562469124
>No argument
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>>562468796
>is the best weapon to fight the goofy illuminate exosuits
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D10
Whatever

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>>562469389
2/4
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>>562469389
3/4
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>>562469389
full
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>>562463210
3/4 again if anyone here wants to do some fast missions
currently on d8
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>>562467862
>if the preorder stuff becoming available statement is true.
and when was the last time they brought this up other than the xbox launch damage control comments?
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>>562469349
i still think it should be able to move during fire, even just slightly
>500 mechs just keep piling up infront of you while their goofy ass corpses keep blocking more and more area you can shoot on the oncoming mechs
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>>562469349
I prefer the heavy machine gun for squids in general, it can deal with everything but the leviathan.
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>Elden Ring took 5 years to develop
>Helldivers 2 took 8 years to develop
Took these lazy fucking swedes 8 years to make a game that just randomly generates tile sets. Lmao swede work ethic is something else. What the fuck do they do all day?
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i can handle the tesla towers but giving MOggers the 380 barrage is too far
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>>562473832
AH is unique in that they are are the worst examples of a already bad group aka Swedes. Pilestedt admitted years ago with their failure of keeping Magicka stable and working.
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>>562473832
ER is a dogshit mishmash of prior game mechanics in a sloppified open world format but normalniggers aren't ready for that conversation
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>>562474629
>t. seething Sven.
I knew you'd start shitting blood at this post.
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>>562474670
note how you did not call me wrong
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>>562474774
>Bro, making generic tile sets to be randomly generated was way harder!
Your swedish arrogance is showing, Sven. Come back when your studio makes a game so good it wins GOTY and its DLC is so good it changes the rules of the system and gets nominated for GOTY again.
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>>562474958
Not him but
>implying the GAs aren't rigged
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>>562475251
WELCOME


TO HIGHGUARD
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>>562475251
>Its only rigged when the side I'm rooting for loses.
>>562475294
>Whatabout thing that nobody voted for? Checkmate, libtard
Brain dead
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>>562474958
>muh reddit award show
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>infinite chain of bug breachs
>no one has napalm orbital
>have to make them despawn to finish the objective
lesson learned i guess
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>>562475351
>The rewards only matter if the thing I like won!
Yes, anon. Nobody ever voted or talks about games. You've cracked the code.
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fromslop apologists need to be publicly executed. only then can the gaming community heal.
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Notice how people who get filtered from fromsoft games never have an actual argument.
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>>562475337
it was a fucking joke faggot, take the dildo out of ur ass
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>>562475604
>I was only pretending to make a retarded point!
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>562475671
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Notice how "people" who ride fromsoft never have an actual argument.
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>Tried to be clever with "hurr durr durr remembuh hi gard???"
>Gets humbled
>Trying to pretend he was just pretending
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>>562475576
Sekiro is my favorite game of all time, I’ve beaten Mortal Journey with Demon Bell + Charmless, and even I think L2denRing is sloppified garbage that doesn’t deserve to be anywhere near as successful as it is. It’s all the worst parts of the Souls games with none of their, well, soul. I beat it once and couldn’t bring myself to slog through the open world again, I just went back to actually good From games instead.
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>Gets humbled
cope
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>>562475874
>"Why don't you like Fromsoft games?"
>"ERRHMMMM ROLLSLOP!!!"
>"Okay, what does that mean?"
>"UHMMMMM UHHHH MMMMHHHHH........... FUCK YOU! YOULL NEVER BE A WOMAN!"
This passes as you having an argument?
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>>562476030
not detecting an argument there
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>>562475997
See: >>562476030
>Using soul as an argument
Oh, you're mad because you're getting old and jaded and things have more than 5 pixels.
>>562476083
Exactly. People that dont like fromsoft are just people who jump on a bandwagon and can't formulate their own opinions without spouting meaningless buzzwords like: >>562475997
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>>562476182
still not detecting an argument. seethe readings are off the charts though
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>Anon calls out Arrowheads laziness
>The Arrowhead dicksucker defense-force (ADD) out in full force
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will you fucking niggers stop replying to this stupid cocksucker baiting people about elden ring in a general about HELLDIVERS?
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>play coop game at the highest difficulty
>players are generally uncooperative
>game is playable anyway, but it sucks because it's both boring and frustrating, since the uncooperative chimps are also prone to killing you randomly
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>>562476356
I'm winning tho
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>>562476269
An argument for what? I think you forgot what youre mad about
>>562476356
They don't even know what my original point was. Tribal-brained anons.
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>>562476287
disdain for fromslop niggers and their ilk does not equal support for arrowhead. I will advocate for both to be killed
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>These threads usually: "MAAAAN... FUCK ARROWHEAD! LETS CHEAT SOME SC!!"
>"Right? Look at how lazy they are compared to <insert game company here>"
>Entire thread: "NOOOOOO!!!! ARROWHEAD ARE GOOD, ACTUALLY!!!!"
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>>562476580
Nobody said that or agrees with you, schizo.
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>>562476580
meds
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>>562477035
>We totally didnt go full throat-goat when you DARED to compare our Swedes to another company!
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>>562476182
I told you why Elden Ring is bad with no buzzwords.
The open world sucks.
It’s too easy to get broken builds and mash L2 until you win (Moonveil, RoB, Mimic Tear) because of this the vast majority of Elden Ring players never learn fundamentals or how to do anything except spam L2.
The design of most areas is uninspired and most dungeons and copy pasted repeated assets.
The PvP is probably the worst it’s been since DS1 and invasions are the worst they’ve ever been period.
Game sucks.
Sekiro is an infinitely superior, refined experience.
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Just took a massive shit and I feel 5 pounds lighter
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i hate this general so fucking much
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>>562477469
Indian coded post
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>>562477602
are you telling me white people don't poop?
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>Dude managed to kill me in heavy armor and my fully undamaged mech with arc bullshit
Why is this thing so underwhelming vs enemies but so fucking OP on players
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>>562477279
>no buzzwords.
>slop
>soul
Words that mean nothing other tham "thing I dont like because I'm not supposed to like it"
>The PvP is probably the worst it’s been since DS1 and invasions are the worst they’ve ever been period.
Oh, youre a redtranny, no wonder you hate it lmfao. What happened? Mad you cant dunk on some guy with a pve build with your minmaxed pvp build anymore?
>The open world sucks.
Put blinders on if the thought of free-will is overwhelming to you.
>The design of most areas is uninspired and most dungeons and copy pasted repeated assets.
Because obviously the games with endless hallways are way better, right?
>most dungeons and copy pasted repeated assets.
>Sekiro is an infinitely superior, refined experience.
You never played either game
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>>562477743
Divers have 50% exdr, with 100% on limbs. Divers have 0% arc dr everywhere.
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>>562477773
ds2sotfs is the better game and where ER got its best mechanics btw
you are normalcattle
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>>562477930
>Dark souls 2 out of nowhere
Youre so mad youre becoming delirious.
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Niggas will bring up Dark Souls 2 like a vietnam vet having a PTSD nightmare
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>>562477773
>he hates From PvP
Back to r*ddit, typing “red man bad” will get you more upvotes over there buddy
Beating the game with Seamless Co-op doesn’t count by the way
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>>562478231
Whenever someone says the PvP is "bad" they always talk about invasions and never the arena. Isn't that fascinating?
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Hellden ring 2
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Not gonna lie, I just played with some bug pubs for the major order and these guys are pretty chill even if we die alot. I played them while drunk off my ass too so, I was at least a decent teammate. What's with the hate for these guys again?
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>>562478296
Why would it be fascinated? Both Elden Ring’s invasions suck (4 person limit, no purples, no covenant invasions, host ganking with two yellows means no co-invader) and the arena they tacked on eventually sucks too (same arena every time, empty circle, only mode still alive is duos and then only barely)
I won’t even bring up fight clubs because they’re fucking dead and buried
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>>562478486
>Why would it be fascinated?
Not reading the rest of your esl post. I'm sorry you lost izzat to 3 random niggas because you're too bad to pvp with people that want to pvp and build for it.
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>>562478231
>Seamless Co-op
by far the worst thing that has ever happened to a fromsoft game and i can guarantee that it has stained every title that they'll ever release in the future
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>>562478842
Must suck to not have friends.
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>>562477973
>your average terminids-only player
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>>562478626
I’d shit on you with halberd + offhand axe spacing 20 times in a row and make you mald so hard you have to pull out backhand blades kid
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>>562478842
lol no friends babby bitch boi. come join me I'll be your friend

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775245068597339/76561127991360678
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>>562479020
>"I'd totally beat you up!"
Holy shit, you need to be 18 to use this site.
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>the insecure coopfag actually has seamless cope images saved and ready to be posted
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>>562478917
Wish I had Elden Ring on PC but I've already beaten it and it's DLC multiple times.
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>Redtrannies all complain about the same thing that people have memes about how they all behave and talk
I don't think pointing it out is the win you think it is, anon.
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>>562478476
>What's with the hate for these guys again?
Buck broken bot slaves, MOnkeys and JOEL cock suckers are mad that bugGODs have free will and won't spend time on the obviously rigged and railroaded gaylactic war. They are jealous of our nonchalant spirit
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>>562478917
where did the bad red man touch you?
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>>562479051
no thanks, hserrabranca
you should set up your profile
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>>562478917
You didn’t beat the game.
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>>562479182
>Gets mad when he gets denied izzat (He lost a 1v3 even after using CE)
>Uses a rape analogy
Indian coded post.
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>>562478932
I play all factions, equally
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If you used any of the following:
>Mimic Tear
>any Spirit Ash
>Summoning
>Seamless Co-op mod
>Moonveil
>Rivers of Blood
you didn’t beat Elden Ring. Do a fresh install and start again.
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>>562479410
Based. I used to be a botdiver but turned squidiver.
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>>562479410
>that drip
I know who you are
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I would feel bad and invite her friends on board
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>>562479503
Fromsoft multiplayer is only fun with a friend, otherwise it's meta or pvp build slop. Change my mind.
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>>562479646
He won't (cant) because invasions are an izzat farm. Why do you think reds stack every single buff imaginable and use cheat engine to give themselves 99 of everything in the game?
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>>562479531
there's no such thing as a "Squidiver", you're still a botdiver at heart
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>>562479706
Invasions are so fucking gay. They always have been since Dark Souls 1. The only time they've ever been fun is in DS2. And these motherfuckers wonder why gank squads exist.
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>>562479706
>everyone that kills me is a cheater or top 0.1% metafag
you cooptrannies are hilarious
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>>562479725
I think squids are challenging in a fun way compared to bugs and bots to be honest. They allow a bit more variety in solo dives.
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>>562479948
>Redtranny trying to pretend cheating items isnt extremely prevalent among invaders and pvpers in general
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>these retards are STILL talking about elden ring in the helldivers general
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>>562480159
post a fucking lobby
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>>562480159
I wanna kill some goddamn squiggers.
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>>562480159
Sven got mad that i pointed it it took Swedes 8 years to make a game that randomly generates a tileset vs 5 years for Fromsoft to make a handcrafted open world game
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why does seamless coop make people seethe so hard
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>>562480274
hey buddy guess what? no one gives a shit about your gay little debate except you and the guy baiting you. now shut the fuck up
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>>562480472
>Debate
I don't think that word means what you think it means. I was posting about how lazy Arrowhead is and everyone jumped at the chance to defend their izzat and started talking about something completely unrelated.
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>>562479261
>He needs to have 3 summons and the bluefags on call so the big mean red dude doesn't threaten his izzat
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>>562469389
gg
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That April update can't come soon enough
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>>562480793
>He needs to fight 3 people who build for PvE instead of going to the arena
Thats crazy bro, why not?
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>>562480878
>new biome
honestly fuck those, give us new side objectives and mission type.
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>>562480878
What variants are we hoping for?
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>>562480974
New stealth squids who pin down divers and show the impaler what tentacles are really used for.
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>>562480974
Bug woman who rapes you.
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>>562479878
Every single time I invaded someone in a fromsoft game I was 1v3ing and outplaying metafagging groups with mind games or ganks on sub-optimal builds.
Nothing beats the high of hunting down other people for sport like the beasts they are.
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>>562480878
I want my Illuminate Cultists and I want them NOW.
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>>562481180
>It happens so rarely his brain hasnt become desensitized to it
Self-reporting shitter alert
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>>562481152
Stalker that rapes you yes please SWEET LIBERT
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>>562481251
Why would I stick around for people to further optimize the meta? I invade and coop the first 10 or so days of a new release after soloing the game, and then never touch the title ever again after 100%ing it, because it always devolves in pure broken unbalanced slop.
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>>562480974
Squid woman who rapes you.
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>>562481450
>"Why would I stick around for people to get good enough to make the game challenging?"
You indirectly admitted the whole thing is for you to farm izzat with no effort on your part.
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>>562481530
>Random trash mob can kill you under a second
Cool game.
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>>562481532
What? 1v3 is inherently challenging.
I'm one player against three. And it's always around release, we all have the same knowledge.

If anything sticking around more is detrimental to everyone because I'd just turn into a sweaty tryhard in search of highs that are never coming back as the game dies off and more and more uninteractive broken builds cement themselves into the collective meta.
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>>562481474
I would take an evil as shit Illuminate waifu desu. She wouldn’t even have to threaten to rape me.
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>>562481694
>What? 1v3 is inherently challenging.
You dont want a challenge. You just want the izzat points for beating a 1v3. You said this because you stopped because you dont want people to figure out the "meta"
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>>562460259
nice fanny pack fagboy
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>>562481836
>he doesn't have a tactical fanny pack to keep his emergency spaghetti in
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>>562481792
I'm not figuring out the meta either retard, I'm just playing off vibes in the first few days and then leave.
That's the only genuine way to play fromsoft games, everything else is always uninteractive garbage that wastes everyone's time as people lose their creativity and sense of wonder and whimsy.
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>>562480903
>He needs to fight 3 people who build for PvE instead of going to the arena
The average fag you invade is a dude sitting in the bonfire with his summons waiting for an invader to blender with their rivers of blood and magic spam.
I invaded in Ds3 because i loved those 6 players brawls you could have at pontifs and the ringed city, losing those extra player slots for a mid open world was not worth it.
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>>562479410
>all
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>>562480974
its gonna be the gloom titan that leaked a little while back
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I think the Cultists will be the next subfaction. Because it seems what ah is doing is making the Illuminate three factions in one
>Advanced aliens
Appropriators
>zombies
Mindless masses
>demon worshiping Cultists
The Cultists, or I guess Clergy.

Personally it all honesty seems like a big waste of time. And I would have preferred if they stuck to their original vision of the Illuminate.
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>>562482038
>losing those extra player slots for a mid open world was not worth it.
The world doesnt revolve around you.
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Being able to walk with the maxigun makes it so much better, and cooler. They should make that a feature.
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>>562482630
And what, make it fun? Nuh uh uh
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>>562482630
That's what your FRV driver is for.
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>>562482630
>WYNM?
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>>562481938
Projecting
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>>562454419
The truck is actually good if there was a map to actually drive it. Too much rocks and bullshit. I wonder how bigger vehicles would do.
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>>562481724
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>>562482718
Retardening
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>>562482720
The GATER moves just fine, it has enough grip, torque, clearance so it feels good
The Bastion is a fat turd that can't move at all
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>>562482720
I'd prefer a smaller 2 man vehicle desu
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>>562482954
I'd kill for a mongoose in HD2. Just put it on a 2 minute cooldown or something and it'd be perfect.
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>>562482954
>>562484079
Hammerbros...
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Lobby doko
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>>562480841
I wish divers wouldn't flail like dodos and land on their head whenever they fall for more than half a second
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>>562456591
>>562456937
doesn't seem very metafaggy to me, it seems pretty generic (non-derogatory) if anything
i'm frankly just glad to not be seeing eruptor/ultimatum in every loadout
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>bot or squid MO
>gotta fuck with the numbers so that this is down to the wire wouldn't want them winning too early

>bug MO
>fuck it just have all the invasions in the first two days they deserve a little break
What causes this?
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>>562485336
bugchasers spam death threats if they are faced with any modicum of challenge. Its why rupture strain was taken offline for 5 weeks after they released them.
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>>562485478
okay but making the swedes piss themselves in fear is pretty funny tho
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>>562485358
Its so obvious they coded bile titans to fly towards you. I'm convinced they tried the same with Factory Striders but it for whatever reason made them fly straight into the air and glitch out and they gave up.
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>>562485358
The most obvious malicious bullshit is with the roaches.
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We're gonna kill the cultist god and he's just gonna fuckin elbow drop us because Sweden
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>>562485358
y'know I wonder if they didn't fix the inverse explosion for the quasar explicitly
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Why are we sending the DSS with ordnance on Hesoe? We ain't taking that shit
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>>562486058
because the goyim are dumb and deserved to be called goyim
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>>562486058
So I can see the host of this rando match rack up over 6 team kills with bad 380s and sentries
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>>562485570
Every big enemy is coded to fly at you on death. They tried to pull the same shit with the squid mechs but forgot to turn collision on it so it does zero damage. Even AH's attempt at being malicious is plagued with bugs
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>>562486058
Because we always send the DSS to the planet where we want the Blob to congregate.
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Are AT mines even good
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>>562486324
Not really. They can be fun during Hulkamania and that's about it.
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>>562486324
on predditor strain yes because stalkers set them off
you could also take gas mines but those become boring after awhile
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>>562485336
>What causes this?
AH is on vacation again, so they shipped a barebones MO to pad for time.
Any time you ask a question like this, know that the answer is almost always AH laziness.
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>>562486324
never mind AT mines, anti personnel mines are useless
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>>562486058
Don't care. 2x 380mm + Walking Barrage + Nappy Barrage on every objective until I get bored (I won't)
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>>562486895
They're good at team killing
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Somebody post a lobby and spare me from the plebs
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>>562486895
anti personnel mines should do heavy pen and have 60 secs cooldown
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>>562468305
not realistic
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>>562486324
all mines except gas are shit because they desync and become invisible in multiplayer and enemies will thread the needle and sprint through them when they work properly
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>>562478842
It's almost like the co-op was desgined in an absolute shittest way because FromSoft became hacks and went from experimenting with online functions to refusing to change anything about their online formula in ER where it just didn't fit at all.
It was alright for actual levels like in previous games but there's zero reason to play with friends or randoms outside of bosses because if you ever want to explore anything you're cucked via retarded fog walls. And it's not like you'll get invaded waiting for a boss anyway since all it takes is entering the arena to make the invader go away.

People didn't flock to it because red man bad like every single absolute retard like you seems to think, they do it because the coop design was fucking abysmal and there was zero reason to play it (while also invasion got limited to just invading coop worlds).
In ideal world ER would have Seamless Co-op like online from the start with working invasions but FromSoftware got lazy and retarded while shitting out their open world copy paste slop.

Do you defend AH's lazy retarded decisions too?
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>>562479410
>26k turrets used
>almost 4k accidentals
ay caramba
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>>562486259
The mechs have no collision on ragdoll, but they do also explode about a second after death, and that can kill you when the mech flies itself into you.
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>>562487994
Retard. There's no reason to use gas after the fire changes. Incendiary mines are the best mines
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>>562486324
Alexus forgets they even exist when in regards to adding new heavies to the game. Like, warstriders didn't set off AT mines until a patch about a month or two ago, and Voxes were added and they don't set off AT mines either. So no, AT mines are absolutely dogshit.
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>It's a "your random pubbie teammate gets their mind blown when you kill an impaler by baiting out its melee attack" episode.
I like this episode.
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>>562488010
Yes, elden ring is dogshit and so is the seamless mod. The worst of both worlds. Missed Potential: The Game, and Easy Mode Normalfag Hugbox: The Mod
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>>562486324
okay on bots
-1 gem slot tier on bugs and squigs
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>>562488010
>>562488803
>t. Asshurt red that cant win 1v3's without cheat engine.
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>>562488275
fire changes didn't affect fire mines guccinigger
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>>562478842
truth nuke
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>>562486324
>Are ... mines ... good
No. Never. Every single one of them are worse, useless versions of Eagles/Orbitals
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>>562488763
>It's a "your random pubbie teammate calls you john helldiver" episode
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>>562488985
You're not gaslighting anyone guccifaggot
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>>562489416 (YOU)
ESL moment. I'm going to sleep
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>>562488856
I like how everyone is just having a conversation around you at this point because nobody wants to bother with you anymore
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>>562479878
>the only times invasions have been fun is when the invader cannot heal unless he's a faith build
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>>562488856
truth nuke
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>>562489521
I like how I still live rent free in your mind.
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>>562480841
looney toons shit lmao
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>>562482630
it's called the mmg with an ammo pack
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>>562484079
>if you accelerate up an incline it flips backwards and squishes both of you
>if you turn while moving it flips over and squishes both of you
>if you run over a pebble the tires all pop
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>>562489918
>if you get off while it's not completely stationary an Arrowhead employee comes to your house and kills your dog
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>>562490051
3/4
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Goddamn I hate Obtruders.
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this nigga getting obtruded lmaoo
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There seems to be an obtrusion going on lmaaoooooo
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>oh boy an opportunity to post my waifu and get my attention-fix
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I hate niggers
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I hate buggers
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I bait huggers
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i LOVE nuggers
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>>562456589
Somewhere in there is the DO's sauna... and likely suite.
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Someone in there is DIO-sama
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>>562490051
Become sex later.
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>>562493136
El Sex...
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double-freedom sucks... what a waste of SCs...
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>>562458149
yep, its chainsaw time
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>>562458149
holy kino
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>>562494956
That'll be $4 + tip
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>>562495053
does the saw even have any cleave? I thought it locked you into a pseudo-glory kill vs a single target once it made contact
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>>562464285
its why i really like the tacticool modded armors because they fit how an elite military force would look

>muh grunt fant-
swigger dev headcanon is irrelevant
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>>562495124
*unzips tip*
;)
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>>562495136
maybe for the bigger targets
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>>562494956
It has the highest durable damage ratio of all ballistic primaries, at 50%. So it rapes alpha commanders, stalkers, bot vents, bug butts, squid mechs, etc. Think of it like the eruptor where if you take it you need a reliable secondary like a talon to blast little guys.
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>>562494956
To think people were unironically lobbying to get it nerfed because it can blow up a alpha commander head with one shot
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Now that I know the joy of taking things that blast open the walls of a town so I don't have to find the entrances to enter or leave, I feel constrained whenever I DONT have one of those things
The shortest path between two points is a line and I'll be damned if I let super city planners decide how I make my way to an objective that I will die in 0.2s at anyway
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>the tacticool modded armors ... fit how an elite military force would look
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>>562495419
It feels like it was made to be used with an MG or the memegun, it's kills all the troublesome chaff that the bullethoses kinda struggle with
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>>562495728
I'd probably die immediately the next respawn because I'm too busy laughing to fight back holy shit
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>>562495961
cant believe riot ruined jinx
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>>562495218
I'm... so sorry anon
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>>562495728
should've dropped behind cover bozodiver
>>562496137
eh, harley quinn copypaste -> bpd doomer isn't so bad
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>stratagem is really cool and useful
>can't bring it because it's as good at killing teammates as it is enemies
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>>562496680
I don't care, I'm still bringing cluster bombs.
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>>562496680
Host your own lobby
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>>562494956
It works if you treat it as a support while using a Stal or MMG as the primary
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>>562496680
wear robot arms.
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>>562496824
>it works as a primary if you don't use it as a primary
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>>562496816
I don't care about not getting kicked from lobbies, I care about not being a prolific teamkiller.

>>562496836
It's arc dog, what now?
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turns out the stim pistol's great
it just needs someone who can actually fucking aim
saved my ass 5 times over
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>>562497345
>It's arc dog, what now?
nah its fucked, and fuck you for bringing it.
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>>562497410
update the kemono
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guys my hb t4 sent me this how do i interpret this?
https://files.catbox.moe/e6wtjn.mp4
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>>562497345
>It's arc dog, what now?
Host a lobby here and tell everyone to bring arc resist armor
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>>562497471
the materials are fucked on certain biomes and need to be fixed
you'll get it in 2 weeks
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>>562497410
MOD LINK FOR THIS ARMOR PLS
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>>562497546
Go whole hog and go with a full Arc Attack setup. EMPs, arc thrower/blitzer, arcnades etc.
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>>562497505
now he sent me this, help
https://files.catbox.moe/605nmy.mp4
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>>562497546
>fire lobby
>brap lobby
>arc lobby
>piss lobby
Has anyone done a breaching hammer lobby?
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>>562497864
I don't like this
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>>562497447
But I'm not, that's kind of the whole problem.

>>562497546
That kind of helps but still feels bad that I just can't bring it at all under normal circumstances.
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Any lobbies going?
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>>562497959
this is the last thing he sent me, i have no words
https://files.catbox.moe/2qyt48.mp4
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>guys please watch my off-topic garbage
kys
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>>562497410
MOD NAME PLEAAASE
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>>562490051
ggs that was a special advanced kind of retardation my degree did not prepare me for
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>>562498383
GGs. Except for the host who's a FAT FUCK.
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>>562490051
GGs
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>>562488275
retard lol
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>>562467251
We NEED to be BETTER men...
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>>562459148
spawns were heavily reduced since launch
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>>562499117
+Izzat
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>>562499008
>>562499080
ggz frens, let it be known that I am not rotund
https://files.catbox.moe/ezpctw.mp4
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>>562467384
>dev
LOL, holy fuck we got a live one... let me guess its making a game that involves dithering and ps1 graphics.
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new warbond tuesday
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>>562499779
It looks lame, weird space suit shit. If they made a belt fed or rather belt charged plasma cannon that would be cool though.
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>>562499779
sir its easter holiday
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>>562499956
Man, crazy that they release a trailer for a warbond a week before release. Now I know swiggers are work shy bastards, but surely easter weekend isn't a 2 week long affair... surely?
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>>562500071
i must have missed the trailer then
>inb. this strategem is currently locked
>inb. this Gun is currently locked
>inb. this skin is currently locked
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>>562500071
scandics have a week-long holiday on easter I think
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>remember the time I tried dancing like michael jackson
>the revulsion in her eyes
>yell out at the mental anguish I'm feeling
>neighbours hear and tell me to shut the fuck up

Anyways, what's the next warbond gonna be? I hear something about a mech-theme?
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>>562500163
Well I think it's safe to assume he meant announcement, like narrowhead have done with every warbond. There's no need to ham up the autism.
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>>562498383
Well anon, you either now have a girlfriend/boyfriend or a wrecked friendship.
Have fun with that.
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>>562500170
What a piss take, absolute reddit country taking a week off for Jesus lol.
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>>562499432
Video evidence of the fat host sucking in so much air with a single breath that it gives my diver barotrauma.
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my tummy won't stop being sad about yinglets
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the "4 EATs" tranny in this HD2 official discord has to be the most rancid subhuman I've ever seen
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>>562501164
don't know who that is, don't care who that is and neither should you
why would you bring di*Cksword retardation into the thread?
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>>562501197
nta but he's talking about the most prolific nerf tranny and glazer in the #Armory channel
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>>562501402
Didn't he just explain he didn't care?
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>>562501402
ok? thanks for filling in, but why should you care and why should you bitch about some tranny here?
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>>562501164
>>562501402
complaining about discordtroons doesn't make you any less of a discordtroon
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>>562501402
I wouldn't be surprised if that troon turns out to be Gücci Ślippers
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>>562500927
If you're actually having some kind of autistic hyperfocus flare up and you want to do something about it, go make some art and/or talk to people who care about yinglets instead of /hdg/ anons who'll just get pissed off at you or ignore it.
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>I don't care...like AT ALL
>but let me make a post about how much I don't care
>look I'm so epic and stoic, please give me (You)s
really niggers?
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>they're (masculine) off their (masculine) meds again
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>please get angry about some nobody mentally ill faggot with me please please please
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warbond when?
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>>562501994
the indians here couldn't stop themselves from farming izzat, they had to put up a mask everytime they make a post and make it more interesting than what it actually is in an desperate attempt to appear "cool". It's really pathetic when you think about it.
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>>562501402
See what you need to understand about troons like this is, that they want the playerbase diminished to about 5k concurrents under the false assumption the devs will then finally only listen to them and for no other reason than it wants attention. That's why it's probably got one of the highest post counts. Best just ignore it or better yet, avoid pedocord the ceo is an israeli so assume all your retarded shit is in a hard drive in tel'aviv lmao.
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>>562502209
I just want the game to be fun again
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>>562502110
2 weeks at least
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>>562502487
if your fun is reliant on weapons feeling like shit rope yourself dickhead. How you make this game fun is retardedly high spawn counts and everyone knows it. But it's probably buck broken because consolefags and narrowhead wont just do the needful and lower the settings on the shitboxes.
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>>562502701
the way you make the game fun is by having individual enemies be balanced, then once it's fun you can spawn more of them to make it harder.

just holding down M1 and everything dying is boring as fuck. there used to be something interesting going on with each enemy type but much of that is gone because the weapons are just too good. it destroyst the gameplay.
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>game goes eos
>people make modded private servers with uncapped enemy counts
>maxigun goes from ap 3/3/3/0 to 4/3/3/1
How likely is this to happen?
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>>562502871
Considering the amount of fags who can't even finish a D10 mission, very.
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>>562500927
I just found out that my girlfriend (male) is fully aware of yinglets and their lore and maybe might be into them?
What conclusions can I make from this information about them?
I thought only super duper groomer weirdos like yinglets but (s)he is pretty tame compared to other degens.
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>>562502848
You're an idiot, and seeking perfect balance with over 80 enemy units will never happen. More enemies = more decision making in a shorter amount of time = more difficulty.
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>>562503006
the story is not that fetishy, really. they're just some weird little rat bird snake things that are cute for how much they suffer and my stomach can't handle it.

>>562503054
somehow, magically, at launch, they had everything perfect. literally all they need to do is just roll back. you're the idiot.
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I honestly like the way the game is currently balanced around the 20% of actually viable weapons and stratagems.

Now, instead of nerfing them, they should give buffs to the rest of the 80% arsenal to make them fun.

This way, all the RR and Ultimatum metaslaves stay happy, and all the other people who wish to use their underpowered weapons become happy.
Literally everyone wins.

Why can't sw*des just do this?
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>>562497505
>>562497864
>>562498383
telling him being gay ironically is still being gay
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supply pack should be nerfed or at least ""nerfed"" tho
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>>562503261
they have done nothing but buff weapons for a year, you will never be happy until the game is instagib.
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>>562503162
>at launch
Yeah it was so good it was streamer bait for the first few months then died down to like 5-10k concurrents before the 60 day patch/plan. I'm so glad troons like you didn't get your way and won't be getting it any time soon.
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>>562503310
back to the discord with you nerftranny
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>>562503310
just make the wearer unable to supply themselves

>>562503332
people have shit taste in video games, they made something really good and genuinely good design repulses people, just look at crimson slop.
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>>562503375
t. supply pack welded to his back
>>562503392
>just make the wearer unable to supply themselves
that's what I meant by ""nerfed""
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>>562503162
And the game wasn't hard even at launch. You're hallucinating, bit like what gender you are nerftranny.
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>>562503520
bait
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>>562502848
>there used to be something interesting going on with each enemy type
that stopped happening when they released the war strider with no ap3 weakspots like the multiple glowing vents it has that were obviously designed to be weakspots
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>>562503314
No, just give more extra clips/magazines for shittier weapons or good quality of life improvements.

Like, give a reason for the peacemaker to exist. Maybe make it a secondary with no recoil, give it an extended magazine and double the amount of spare mags.

This way it doesn't instagib anything, but still has a fun use if you decide to use it.
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>>562503520
it wasn't braindead boring thoughever
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>>562503006
It's a fun harmless fantasy comic for anyone who's not immediately scared off by the topic of identity fluidity, you don't have to read anything more into it.
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>>562503693
kass is not gender fluid he's a man who lost his humanity, pretty much everything he goes through is a violation of some sort, it's trauma porn.
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>>562503585
It certainly is not.
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being a paypig doesn't prevent you from being a liar - in fact it makes it more likely
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>>562503803
played bugs
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>>562504098
full
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Gonta kill bug
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>>562504019
Crazy you need to purchase an always online game. I'm just saying you're full of shit because I played at launch and it was not some perfect equilibrium of balance and fun, weapons felt like shit, eagle cluster bombs couldn't kill a group of warriors lmao and then eventually everyone was locked into breaker, shield gen pack and railgun. Literally no build diversity was boring chump.
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>>562503803
played nothing but bugs i presume
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I especially liked the random "you didn't do any damage"-mechanic.
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>>562503801
Didn't say he's gender fluid. Also, no one is entirely in control of their own identity, like categorically that's just impossible when it hinges on how others perceive you. Not that being turned into the other sex and another species against your will isn't trauma, but leaving it at just that is a bit reductive.
>>
NOT
HELLDIVERS
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>>562504924
uh oh
melty
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>supercitizen paypig is retarded
nobody said it was perfect lil pup. crazy how you will purposefully not understand what is being said so you don't have to engage earnestly, I wonder why that is
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>>562504586
That still happens.
>ground fire
>orbitals
>eagles
>RR
>etc.
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>>562504924
you VILL dive wizh a full team of bird-brains
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the Deadeye SUCKS, what the fuck were they thinking with the reload speed?
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>>562506187
oh boy it's the agp tf comic you swear isn't an agp tf comic despite saying you have gender dysphoria and the main character changes species and gender, whoopee!
>>562506248
it's the price you pay for a slugger with a smaller magazine
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>>562506248
>surely there isn't a retard out there who would bring a meme secondary like the Ultimatum with this gun
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>>562506658
I do, it can breach colony walls and being a perfect panic button
>b-but crutch
go farm izzat somewhere else jeet
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>>562506962
>D4
>mission failed
>Crushed by pelican
>Timer ran out
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>>562506962
>this is pelican-1 preparing for touchdown
>watch where you're standing
>the helldivers did in not watch where they were standing
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>>562507138
>what is solo diving
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>>562507334
bro it's d4
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>>562507376
they turned up fleshmob spawns plz understandru
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>>562506658
>>562506919
ultimatum is so situational that it balances out how powerful it is, example of good design on a new weapon for once.
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>>562507376
D4 on squids is somehow harder because there's more room in the spawn table for actual hordes.
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>>562507138
In that anons defense, d4 squids are genuinely harder than d4 bots/bugs, it spawns hordes of zombies, fleshmobs and even the occasional harvester while the other factions won't even break out the commander/devestators regularly at that point. Let alone heavies, these are fucking mission objectives at d4.
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>>562507469
Bro, your support weapon with ‘rape fleshmobs’ mode?
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>>562507334
What's the point of playing this game solo?
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>>562507590
squids never were designed for lower difficulties, the other factions have special missions and enemy tables for low difficulties but they realized they nerfed the difficulty so hard that they didn't bother doing anything special for squids
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>>562507486
bait
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>>562507590
>D4
>harvester
Are you telling me the Illuminate don't even gatekeep harder enemies behind higher difficulties?
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>>562507710
brown
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>>562507743
Yes.
There are fleshmobs on D1 squids.
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Steeled Veterans sucks ass everything here is useless why do people keep shilling it
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>>562507908
muh senator, muh bolter
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lower the difficulty
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I only started playing around Cyberstan but I do think the squids are the most fun faction to fight at this point, I really like the mech sub-faction. I'm not sure why, maybe the feedback at seeing walkers and the mechs getting hit by my autocannon does something for me. I think they did good with making the mechs so gangly and odd moving, you feel the impact of shooting them. It's fun.
The drones are a bit annoying but nothing a drum fed liberator can't fix (I will accept other suggestions, but I only have one other warbond (democratic demo).
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>>562508112
You can actually hear their units nearby and they don't spam you with AP4+ gear checks and ragdolls every 5 seconds
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>>562507790
but enough about you
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>>562507908
Senator was good for killing hulks, but now crutchtimatum can do it as well.
Incendiary breaker was really good once, but then they nerfed fire.
Incendiary grenade is still decent if you mainly want to use your grenades to run away from chaff enemies.
Dominator is a decent weapon and pretty cool.
Libconc is worthless.

The armors are awesome and the main reason to get the warbond.
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>>562508652
libconc is good for predditor strain and it has good durable, paired best with a libdog tho
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>>562508743
If it has to be paired with something, then it isn't a primary worth taking.
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>>562508825
untrue and also not what I said
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>join squid mission
>realize mid-game that this one chink's stratagems arrive instantly despite complex plotting and that our reinforcements never go below 20
Subtle cheating on a PvE game is next level pathetic.
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>>562508971
He's not cheating, his Super Destroyer crew is chinese.
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>>562508971
the chinese have no morals and think nothing of cheating
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>>562508630
>"n-no u"
brown
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>>562507743
harvesters are the squid equivalent of chargers and chargers start showing up on D4. they even have the same "kill the X" mission on D3 that introduces you to the enemy type

>>562507812
>There are fleshmobs on D1 squids.
only in very limited set spawns around specific objectives. they don't appear in patrols or in UFO drops
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>>562508971
>run side by side with some chinkoid to the next objective
>he never has to stop to recover stamina
>just continues to full sprint
>while wearing heavy armor
They're soulless and have no shame.
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>>562509303
Chargers are just thermite-bait, harvesters are the bane of pugs.
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>>562508971
I hate chinks and their antics so much.
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>>562507634
>why solo tho
to get good enough to keep up with my kid, working out strageties, stuff like that
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>>562508112
>The drones are a bit annoying but nothing a drum fed liberator can't fix (I will accept other suggestions, but I only have one other warbond (democratic demo).
MMG is pretty much the one size fits all solution to every problem the squid front throws at you, even mechs and harvesters. The open backpack slot is great too, you can for example use it to have another, lower rof MMG that is ridiculously good at auto aiming at overseer heads.
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>>562509647
r u playing on the ps4
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is this the often spoke of but never seen... gamerdad?
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>>562509276
>"n-no u"
no u
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>>562509732
I wonder what happened to that retired dutch guy who advertised his BC2 clan, he must be dead of old age by now
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>>562509718
i'm no consolefag - this is my sons old linux desktop and he's done some black magic to it, it will play games my laptop won't touch and I can't figure out why. so proud of him
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>>562510192
Steam's proton stuff does all the work.
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>>562510192
So precious.
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>>562508971
How much you can cheat a game is essentially part of a game in ching chong brain, be it gambling, board games or whatever. "He who cheats better is the best"
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>>562509395
continuing to run with an empty gauge feels like it's faster than to slow down and regenerate stam, why I hate the griefer pick that makes you lose health from low stam
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>>562510789
>the griefer pick that makes you lose health from low stam
Dead sprint haters are retarded.
If you take it with Vitality Booster it takes like 2% of your health per tick.
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>>562511007
>go from running for minutes to having to slow down all the time or lose half your health in seconds
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>>562511007
still not worth it considering that 2% can mean the difference between life and death in medium armour
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Heavy adreno-defibrillator against new squids is a pretty good armor.

The only thing is that you'll start noticing a lot of bullshit can kill you twice over even with a bubble shield on top of you and a stim going, which is completely insane.
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>>562511094
>>562511141
>lose your stamina and die
>lose a tiny bit of health to get to cover and stim
The choice seems pretty obvious to me
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I've had mostly pleasant experiences with our chinabros from the far east
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>dead sprint
>2 hdg autists with the stim pistol
I'm thinking based.
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>>562511178
>Heavy adreno-defibrillator against new squids is a pretty good
It's shit in every possible universe. This thing already has a serious limitation (the body should not be damaged), it should not revive you temporarily. This armor should respawn you once with 25% hp.
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>>562457126
i know what kind of man you are
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Pubbies are especially dogshit right now. What gives? Dadgamers on the weekend?
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>>562508971
>>562509562
Why do they even get thrown into EU hosts, no way they can't find something closer.
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>>562485358
>add buffed supa flamenwerfer
>burning enemies just happen to launch towards you on death, setting you on fire
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>>562512002
>people still think enemies set you on fire
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>>562497546
I remember the all arc lobby here, good times
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>>562511814
If you're on the DSS planet, then it's the orbital bombardment's fault, if you're not, then it's just non-MO pubbies being extra retarded as usual.
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>>562500170
just friday to monday
kids have a week off
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>>562500520
>for
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>>562500520
All of europe has at least 3-4 days off (1 week if the last day of easter is on friday) FOR Jesus christ
Sorry we are not third worlders
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>>562511178
it's literally broken and will kill you prematurely when you reach low hp when you otherwise would've survived
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>>562511178
just wear democracy protects
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>>562511248
I have a supply backpack surgically inserted into my anus and I never have this issue, I just stim.
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>>562511876
Like all things brown. They yearn for the EVROPEAN spirit.

And possibly also because they're faggots that don't like competing cheatfags.
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*being the best armor in the game in you are path*
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>>562512841
It's not PP thoughever.
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>>562512871
>he said pee-pee
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>>562512841
This shit can unironically tank a direct cannon tower shot
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>>562512841
Sorry, I don't exclusively fight bots.
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>>562512841
>in you are path
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*is the... huff hufff... best armor... huff... uhh time to stim... best armor in the huff... hufff... game in your... huff... I NEED STIMS*
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>>562512926
Pee-pee? Are you sure? PP couls stand for poo-poo as well.
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>>562512675
Only applies to medium and light, works fine on heavy.
>>562511704
>+50% arc res for harvesters and teslas, and retarded friendlies
>+2s on stims
>ebin last stand
Nah, it's pretty good.
>>562512708
>just wear medium armor with a shitty passive
Lol, lmao.
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>>562512841
Against bots, sure. But i would never take it against bugs or squids.
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Pair this with Eruptor + Supply backpack and you can finish D10 bugs before your team leaves their spawn pods. Heavy armor is a clutch.
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The balance of the game is pretty fun right now tb h honestly. Most enemies feel pretty decent and the only real change needs to be to fix the useless weapons and some strategems.
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>>562513449
>>+50% arc
Shit
>>+2s on stims
Med armor
>ebin last stand
With a non-100% chance and absolutely useless shit driving you into depression because you're wasting your time and you're going to die anyway.
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>>562513449
Is it really fucked only on light and medium?
I always run heavy and figured most anons were just retards that didn't understand the passive or parroting some retard sloptuber.
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>>562513449
it applies to all of them because of the passive, why do you think the heavy is exempt?
DP at least works
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>>562513731
Last stand can be pretty usefull IMO, same with the 50% arc resist. The stims are fine.
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>>562513652
SAAR...DID YOU JUST SAY USELESS WEAPONS AND STRATAGEMS???? SAAR YOU NEED BUFFS???? MOTHERFUCK BLOODLY BENCHOD THE GAME IS PERFECT, ARROWHEAD CAN DO NO WRONG, LOWER THE DIFFICULTY BEFORE I REEDEM THE DOX SAAAR CHINAAL CHUTIYA KUTTA!!!!
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>>562513731
It's the best armor to bring against the subfaction by a mile for facetanking everything without moving, so it pairs really well with the maxigun. 50% arc makes it so you can just rush harvesters, stim duration is really good, especially on heavy.
The revive passive is just a bonus whatever passive that you get if a retard TKs you.
>>562513765
Yeah.
>>562513767
Probably because they only playtested the heavy version and didn't check medium and light and adjusted their numbers.
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>>562514001
evidence?
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>>562507908
It doesn't suck. It is average except the incendiary grenade, which A-tier.
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>>562513449
The armour is bugged dogshite.
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Just had a big ass burger and garlic bread and a glass of goat milk, also I will be having a steak party tonight. I'm living the dream
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>>562513652
there are not useless weapons
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>>562513652
>useless weapons
such as?
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>>562514001
B-01 would be better since you get the same armor and can move faster, unless you really value last stand that much.
50% arc resist may as well be nothing.
I've only tried it once on squids because I thought it would be funny to survive for a while with a supply back pack, but then I quickly found that I'd rather be dead.
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There are weapons whose usefulness are so niche you have to build your loadout around it to compensate, and there are weapons who are outclassed by weapons in every metric. It you don't want to call that "useless", fine. But don't act like a Jootuber and call them HECKIN UNDERRATED.
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>>562514378
This man SHITS
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If I see you with defib adrenaline in my lobby, I will shoot you.
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the laser smg next warbond will be the coffin nail for every other smg. literally talon 2.0
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>>562515272
That would be futile because they will revived.
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>>562514915
Idk what kg means
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>>562515367
not if they get gibbed
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these guys unironically have the coolest soundtrack in the game and very fun to fight against as long as there aren't more than 3 at a given time, they are my favorite enemy to fight
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>>562515453
a kilo is like 22% of a lb
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>>562515453
cucklogramm
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>>562515453
It means 9 quarter pounders but someone took a big bite outta one of them.
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>>562514915
source?
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>>562514915
>only goes up to 100kg+
Do leandivers really?
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>>562515864
https://files.catbox.moe/zeyp5a.jpg
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>>562516051
oh.
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>>562513607
>armor shitposting went from Light is a crutch to Heavy armor is a crutch
>clutch.
oh
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>>562516101
Would you marry her?
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>>562516160
you can't marry an inanimate object
computers have no soul
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D10
whatever

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775245151731266/76561197999417031
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>>562514785
50% arc res turns arc headshots oneshotting you into 20-30% max hp damage from harvesters, watchers tickle you, lighting spires can't oneshot you so you can just walk up without destroying them. So it's not really nothing, it's the difference between standing still and/or walking in, and having to move out of the way.
+2s stim is valuable in general for health and stamina, and it's the most valuable on heavy armor.
Medium armor doesn't really give that much mobility over heavy that you give a shit about it, especially on quick repositionings.
Resuscitation is a gimmick, especially with the forced legs crippling, but it's not even the reason why you'd bring the armor in the first place, so it's just the icing on the cake that lets you use all your stims and all your resources before dying, you can even kill someone that TK'd you, and it works fine on heavy armor.
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>>562516296
2/4
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>>562514915
>highest option is 100kg
I'm not fat I'm just tall and not a twink
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>>562497410
Squi'th defector diver wife...
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>>562516383
why not just run butcher armor and not walk into area hazards
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>>562516383
Well I ain't getting hit by any arc source that isn't a one shot through 50% resist. I only get hit with big dick electricity like arc throwers or k9s, so the spite revenge kill is the best point you've made and has my interest.
I disagree with the mobility. Heavy armor is like having asthma so the bonus better be worth it (bulwark).
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>>562516296
3/4
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>>562514915
>no option for underweight lanklet
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>>562500927
it's not your "tummy" that's your axewound clotting up and trying to close itself
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>>562516296
full
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>>562516986
I would never mutilate myself, my man
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Been having fun with the Re-Educator lately just wish it had a more distinct gas effect to go with the weapon's name, a longer duration or maybe making enemies more likely to deliberately target one-another.
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>>562516827
I wear heavy armor to facetank everything thrown at me while killing it. It's a romantic feeling.
Like holding someone down while ripping them apart with your bare hands as they try to get you off them and kill you in return and you are getting swarmed.
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>>562517456
you're posting about some fucking agp transformation comic in the Helldivers general, much like an actual tranny on discord will talk about his agp dysphoria antics in the general chat of an official game's discord server so im not convinced you're far off
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>>562517795
hey, you guys were the ones posting yinglets first, I only looked it up because I saw it here. you hurt my heart by posting that shit here.
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I will keep running crossbow/eruptor until they reduce the obscene bug hole count you need to close in some of these outposts.
Seethe, dilate or call it a crutch. I really don't give a shit.
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>>562516051
nice
very nice
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nobody asked
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nobody cares furfag, take a long walk off a short pier
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>>562517563
butcher armor is heavy armor
>>562518041
>>>/aco/9145604
go and stay go
>>562518087
you gave enough of a shit to post about it unprompted
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Not vidya.

>>562518087
Good.
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>>562508971
How do i avoid chinks? Does changing the steam download region help or does the matchmaking systems have no region lock by default?
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>>562518761
>the matchmaking systems have no region lock by default?
uh region lock is hecking racist u chud
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>>562518761
Stop joining pubs.
Host your own and kick chinks on sight.
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>>562518993
>host lobby, call in sos
>in the middle of a fight when the yellow menace joins
>kills me and a pub with his ABRL while we're doing SEAF artillery to save us from two fleshmobs
>other surviving human being on the team calls us in
>bucktoothed insect blows that guy up right after we land because he's shooting voteless right next to him with the ABRL
>roll my eyes and kick him
Apart from their soulless cheating behavior they have terrible ping because they're on the other side of the fucking planet and I don't want to deal with it
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>>562518041
shut the fuck up you retarded ratnigger jesus christ
genuinely end yourself and take that trash with you
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>>562519519
I'm pretty sure that's a kobold
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>>562519887
a rat is a rat, no matter what they call themselves
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AAAAHHH IS THAT A BIG FUCKING RAT SAVE ME SIGMAR AAAAAAAHHH
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>>562520075
LOOK OUT IT'S A FUCKING RAT OGRE
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>>562520075
sigmar balls
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>>562512841
I will say this every time I see this armor posted, that passive should have for the siege breakers armors
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OI AZUMGI TRYIN SHOOTIN' THE BUGS WITH THE SLIM END OF YER RIFLE WAZZOCK MANLING
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>due to no bug invasions we'll end up taking the planet before hitting the required mission extractions
If only they made some mechanic that could prevent a planet from being taken instead of just bumping up the resistance a bit.
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You faggots will talk about anything but Helldivers, won't you
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>>562520774
first time posting on this website?
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>>562520771
You know thinking about it the goal is literally to have scientists look over their ruins so why would taking the planet not give us a win?
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>>562521445
that would be unrealistic
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>no plasma grenade
>no plasma guard dog
>no plasma turret
>no orbital plasma cannon
>no eagle plasma strike
>not even a plasma mech
new plasma warband wen?
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48 blue strats.
19 red strats.
18 green strats.
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>>562521965
>call in orbital plasma cannon
>gunners charge it up too long and blow up the super destroyer
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>>562522124
kek
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>>562522124
sorry sir, doing my best
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>>562522065
nothing wrong with that.
>nooo, we need another variation of redditbarrage with different sfx
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>>562522124
should be a thing. When it explodes it put all stratagems on cooldown while the crew is putting out fires in the destroyer.
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how does grenade replenishment work? is it +2 per pickup for everything except giga grenade? I noticed i'm only getting +1 from giga. Any grenades i can get +4 per pickup?
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>>562522660
frags get 4
just about everything else gets 2
pyros get 3
knives are a full refill
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>>562522718
perfect, thanks
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>>562522660
frag grenades get 4, pyrotechs get 3. Most are 2.
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>>562522660
we seriously need a ship upgrade that lets us fully refill nades on resupply
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>>562522828
thanks, perfect
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>>562522525
>Nooo we need another veriation of the redditgun with a hecking backpack!
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>>562522065
Honestly surprised there aren't more greens coming out desu you'd think making some variation of an existing weapon into a turret or emplacement or tower would be easier to come up with than making a new orbital or eagle that stands out
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>>562522872
lower the difficulty
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>>562522983
yes
blues require more from you than just inputting the stratagem code and sitting with the dick in your hand for 30 seconds
barrages are for niggers
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>gas turret
>gas pistol
>gas mech
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>>562521965
>plasma guard dog
I sense teamkill potential nearing that of the K-9
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>>562523147
Ahh yes.
The redditcoilless.
The peak of skill and player expression.
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why would I lower the difficulty when I can just increase player power instead lmao
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>Eagle Full Salvo mode
>eagle dumps all remaining munitions in several passes and then returns for rearm
would probably crash the game from having 2 500s, airstrikes, clusters, and napalms at once but would still be badass
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>>562523323
only shitters need handicaps to unlock victory endorphins. Get gud
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>>562518087
I love bug holes and their number is not enough. There should be more nests on the map.
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>>562523146
im going to cheat in more SC actually
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>>562523353
now that is just plain retarded
>giga strafing run on 1.30 cooldown
basically the orc in not shit
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>>562523524
>strafing run but 150 meters long
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>>562523568
the two working eagle starts are already better than all other reds
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>>562523147
Strafing Run exists so you're wrong.
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>>562521965
>thermite
>could be neat
>would lose all its dmg from drag
>would lose all its dmg from drag
>would lose most of its dmg from drag
>plasma would explode in the guns like the patriot's missiles did on launch
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Orbital Laser but it draws a penis in the ground
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>>562523524
>basically the orc in not shit
try that again elrond
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>>562523812
>drag on a plasma projectile falling from orbit or shot from a plane going at supersonic speeds and also falling to earth
it makes sense if you're swedish
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>>562522065
>reds added since launch
1 (one)
>blues added since launch
19
>greens added since launch
17
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Illuminate ships but they drop my race traitor overseer wife instead.
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>>562523489
>I love bug holes
Yes, democracy officer. That man right there.
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>>562486324
yes
in HD1
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>>562523672
>strafing run
>airstrike
>napalm airstrike
>500kg
>cluster bomb
The eagle has tons of strats that work, what are you talking about
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if i brought nothing but barrages would i have fun
has anyone done an aoe mod that shows the outside range or the math on the safe distances for all of them? (should be its aoe+the aoe of the projectiles themselves so prob 35-40m for most of them ig)
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>>562524057
whoops im retarded
that's
30 blues 7 greens because i started counting the backpacks and vehicles as greens for some reason and forgot that the gas mines weren't in at launch
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>>562524278
>gatling
~26 meters
>airburst
around 28 but the ricocheting shrapnel will go as far as 300 meters
>120mm
35 meters
>napalm
50 meters
>380
ditto
>walking
probably closer to 35 meters on account of its pattern
those values are for flat terrain only though
if it's jaggy the shells might impact ground at an angle
OPS has a 18 meters range if you're standing
gas and ems are like 25 meters
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>>562524278
Just check the wiki, it usually lists what the safe distance is
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Lower the precision strike CD to 30 seconds.
There you go, I fixed it.
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>>562524481
rad, thankyou
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>>562524034
one has to go through the entire atmosphere and the other is traveling so fast that it'd disintegrate

:^)
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lobby doko
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>>562524278
for the barrages, safe distance is typically 50-65 meters
everything else you can play around
cluster strikes require kissing your ass goodbye
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>>562524756
>cluster strikes require kissing your ass goodbye
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The Warrant is so good against the squid-only Illuminate, it's ridiculous. I am routinely getting 150-200% accuracy, how is this possible? The rounds aren't exactly explosive.
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>>562525047
I don't recall if the Warrant's projectiles have penetration but if they're hitting multiple targets in one shot that usually jacks up the accuracy stat
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>>562524920
>thinking the high ground will save you
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>>562525282
you still get wrecked by airburst but you can unironically use a hover pack to usually survive a cluster thrown at your feet
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>>562525282
>first time getting orbarb'd
cute
if orbarb-chama decides you die, you will die, no matter the distance
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>>562524224
>500kg
>working
you cant be serious
>bugshitter
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When will they add Mini-Eagle Storms as a Stratagem? Could have as high of a cool down as Orbitals (or a bit less depending on its strength)

>Bomber Squad is basically just 4 Eagles that choose targets in the area similar to ORS
>Strafing Run/Rocket Pod Squadron are Eagles that continously attack an area for some time, pinging allows you to tell them which enemy to prioritize
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>>562524920
Not clusters but when I realised you can Hover Pack to pretty consistently avoid Stingray's attack runs and still stay directly in line with them it became a brief addiction
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>>562525047
It's probably not the Warrant, but rather some sort of shotgun or AoE support weapon like the arc grenade launcher.
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They should add an Eagle-1 alternative called Hawk-2
uh
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>>562525282
I killed someone with an orbital airburst from 70m because it landed on the side of a rock and ricocheted across the map. It barely even kills anything most of the time too, gas strike or gatling barrage are just way better and also way less dangerous. God I hate sweden. Airburst strike used to be somewhat useful before they put destroyers at the edge of the map
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>>562524920
>bomblet snipes you mid-air due to MSC
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>>562525657
>MSC
Mulet Systeme Complet?
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>>562525451
Lower the difficulty
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>>562525451
The Raped
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>>562525724
malicious swigger code
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>>562525758
the 500kg consistently doesnt even kill chaff blops.
you have to be a bona fide newfag to not see the disparity between now and back from the patch that fixed the projectile
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>>562525895
Works on my machine, have you considered learning how to throw your stratagem balls?
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>>562525497
I see, i wish there was more clarity on how the accuracy was actually tracked. I've just been rocking the Scorcher, AC, Warrant, and termite for the UFOs. I'm mostly rolling around with the Warrant to kill all the flying bullshit before they start tracking me, so I would assume that's where most my kills are coming from. Pubs are kind of s nightmare against this subfaction at 7+ difficulty so I've been experimenting on one man army load outs.
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>>562525984
>Works on my machine
i know, just like it did last week when you picked the game up
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I just want the exosuits to be viable in the bot front.
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gn hours
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>500kg redditor bomb in 2026
Just use eagle airstrike retard bro
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>>562526112
>just use the stratagem that can't even reliably kill the most basic of heavy enemies
No thanks.
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>>562526073
I want an exosuit with a twin-linked laser cannon and a ballistic shield that can tank at least 5 turret shots.
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>>562526273
but enought about the 500kg
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>>562526273
That's why you use normal airstrike, to actually kill things
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isn't the airstrike and cluster bombs functions reversed? I thought irl cluster bombs were meant to be AT because there's a much higher chance of getting a direct hit and penetrating armor
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>>562526495
>>562526579
If the eagle airstrike is so good, why do I never see anyone use it?
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>>562526668
irl cluster bombs were meant to level airfields
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>>562526790
>Why does the average braindead retard follow trends instead of using what's actually good?
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>>562526790
probably because it's one of the first strats you unlock and by the time you get to endgame it's boring
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>>562526790
the game is so piss easy now you really dont need more than two strats and most people got tired of the same ones over and over again. i rather bring some meme orbital than bore myself to dead
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>>562526790
Probably in parts due to it being a very early unlock so people 'move on' from it, it not being as visually flashy as the 500kg, or people not learning its attack angle whereas the 500kg is a lot simply, coming in from behind you and pubs still underthrow it and whiff.
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give the one-two a couple extra mags and it's good
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hello gamers
divegrass is on the menu again
playing against /gfg/ - girls frontline general (request by the thread)
in ~40 minutes:
https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague

later during the day we're playing vs /mongirl/ - monster girls fan team (not to be confused with /mggg/)
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Cyberstan forced me to take non-Eagle strategems and I have to say I don't use them anymore. They're outclassed by orbitals and skilled use of support weapons.
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>>562527193
I'm never giving up my eagle strafing run but cyberstan taught me to love the smoke strike. It's so damn good and no one knows.
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>>562525451
Your right.
Only shitters don't know that the 500kg is a glorified persuasion strike.
The actual projectile boom part does more DMG and has a higher AP rating than the explosion itself.
You basically have to hit the thing you want to kill with the bomb to do most of the DMG.
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>>562526954
>>562526970
>>562526983
>>562527021
Sounds like a whole lot of copium and muh feels
The attack angle is precisely why people don't take it by the way, nobody needs to delete a line of enemies, they need to delete a blob of them.
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>>562527193
cool story bro
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>Shitskin discord shilling their virtual shitskin sporstball game.
The jokes write themselves.
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>>562527124
hell yeah
>>562527262
didnt the cyborgs literally see through all smokescreens
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>>562526668
Nah. Clusters are anti-personnel. Dumb bombs have both sufficient KE and explosive oomph to get the job done for anti-armor, and bomb sighting has come a long way.
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>>562527193
eagle strats are high uptime, but weaker. that's the whole point.
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>>562527265
bile titans can survive being directly hit by two 500kgs
>>562527283
>Sounds like a whole lot of copium and muh feels
but enough about you
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>>562527124
CAM ON DIVERS!! SCAAAR SOM FAKIN GOOOOOOOOOOLS!!
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Guys where can i find a google or excel sheet for weapon damage?
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>>562526821
its the opposite. cluster bombs are for wide area attack. damage from conventional light bombs against airfields and especially runways was typically easy to repair and wouldn't put a runway out of action for very long, so they ended up making "cratering" bombs that were supposed to blow deep holes in a runway that were impossible to repair quickly
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>>562527630
The wiki in the OP retard fren
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>>562526821
Nigger, cluster bombs will scratch the asphalt at the airfield
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>>562527407
The smoke is to prevent vox engines, tanks, war striders, devastators etc. from bombarding you with rockets and ragdoll bullshit. Cyborgs charge right at you the moment they see you so it's not as effective against them but the main draw of smoke is to drop it on top of objectives or large groups of enemies so they stop shooting at you or to reposition. If you drop it on objectives it lets you do them a lot easier
Although sometimes if they've already seen you they'll just track you through the smoke, and sometimes they'll only keep firing at your last position. Blame it on swedejank, it works most of the time though.
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>>562527835
the bomblets in pic where shaped charges
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>>562526821
That's a low iq simplification, cluster bombs can serve multiple purposes.
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>>562522558
>level 6 ship upgrade to give the gunners a charge up bar like the railgun has to reduce chance of gun exploding by 10%
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>>562527802
nah

i saw one sheet witht damage at 25m 50 and 75m something like that
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>>562527630
same place as the source of your image
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>>562527932
ok, give me the fragmentation mine cluster bomb already
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>>562527539
>>562527265
500kg is an earthquake/bunker buster bomb. it's really for blowing up structures. if you don't get a direct hit, all it does it throw some dirt up, shown in game by low aoe damage and inverted cone hitbox.

you can't direct hit on biles because there's no collision on the bomb and the titan body is high in the air. same with harvesters.
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>>562528049

we can trade , give me a link
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give me more arc guns
five me more arc strategems
total teamkilling loadout
lighting chaining between 5 enemies then zapping a teammate is the funniest shit.
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>>562528216
sent :)
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>>562527969
The wiki has inner, outer and shockwave values too
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>>562528278
orbital arc strike for maximum teamkill potential
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>>562528112
>you can't direct hit on biles because there's no collision on the bomb
What.
Yes it has, that's why it gets stuck in bodies and terrain sometimes on the way down.
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>>562528278
They need to make the arc thrower more like the flamethrower. No charge but a continous arc of lightning for a long period. Would be nice if they buff the sterilizer too.
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>>562528278
Considering that most people take arc wepons against squids where you're most likely to have teammates with armor that resists lightning damage i don't see how this teamkilling will happen.
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>>562529095
>teammates with armor that resists lightning damage
I don't recall ever seeing this happen in a public lobby
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>be alone doing side objectives while the other three do the main stuff
>one of them dies
>no one immediately reinforces them
>wait a few seconds
>still nothing
>they start spamming the button
>still nothing
>30 seconds pass of this before I cave and reinforce them across the map
Why does this happen?
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Are these degenerates intentionally not fixing the forest biome that stops your stratas?
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>>562529547
Working as intended, change(lower) the planet(difficulty)
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>>562527124
starting now vs /gfg/
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>>562524034
plasma loses cohesion extremely quickly
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>>562527124
winner of this match gets custody over eagle-1
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>>562527124
soccer is for faggots and faggot countries
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>>562530214
t. country with no culture
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D10
Whatever

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775245172191716/76561197999417031
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>>562529808
Nigger it's fictional video game future weapons. It does whatever they say it does.
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>>562530390
2/4
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>>562530390
2/4
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>>562530390
failed
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>>562529507
My guess, they all think "someone else will do it not my problem lol"
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>SÄÄÄÄÄR YOU HAVE NO CULTURE SÄÄÄÄÄR
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>>562530390
failed to join
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obby oko
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D10 regular ass bots

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775245173308924/76561198005075969
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With this armor and vitality enhancement you can survive the epoch overcharge explotion
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>>562521965
>no plasma grenade
Honestly weird they havent done it already
>no plasma guard dog
Like the scorcher or the purifier?
>no plasma turret
I feel the laser one is the "energy based" representative
>no orbital plasma cannon
How would that work?
>no eagle plasma strike
Same as before
>not even a plasma mech
Mech need so much love at this point
>new plasma warband wen?
I want another control group warbond, give me the experimental stuff again, the weird stuff, the dangerous stuff, I dominate the Epoch already, I wanna that rush of learning to use a self exploding weapon.
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>>562531628
you can survive the epoch overcharge by not using the epoch
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>>562531562
2/4 where are (You)
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>>562531628
Just learn to use the epoch and you dont need to worry about self exploding, they have made it far easier than when the epoch was new, the noise is higher, the red bar is far more clear now, or just keep and eye on the rods.
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>>562529547
Isnt that the point of the forest biome? Just orbitals in any case.
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>>562531942
>>562531702
Is just a fun fact you niggers, I bet you can't solo d10 bots
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>>562532175
What does that have to do with anything? Why are you so mad about it?
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>>562531562
fvll
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>>562532267
He cant use the epoch.
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https://nitter.net/helldivers2/status/2040444809219916065#m
>Most of the the devs are laserlets
>Udi's favorite is the arc thrower

No wonder most of the strats in the game are shit, they literally don't even use 90% of them.
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>>562529285
Maybe it depends on the timezone? I'm playing from Europe and i see people with lightning resist armor against squids all the time.
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>>562532439
I haven't been paying much attention to other people's armor, but every team almost always has a Siege Ready fag
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>guy brings k9 and tells everyone to not run in front of him
>dome him
>you have been kicked
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>>562531398
real hug emote
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>>562531628
you are correct amigo i also test the rail gun

i can imagine this works great with the purifier and other plasma weapons
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I stopped playing after the super earth defense stuff, what's the new meta loadout/warbond?



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