# Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245># News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[APRIL 2026] Decay and Burial being developed simultaneously, whichever episode gets completed first is the next major update. It's currently looking like it'll be Burial.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=537755982024934503# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious demon summoning session: >>562332471
Sex. With sisters.
Noelle!
>>562459042Necrophielle
>>562458847Indeed
First for Andrew getting cucked by Six Eyes.
>>562458725
>>562459365>bad nemlei sex gameI hope not
andrew did nothing wrong
>>562459782
>>562459365>nemlei sex game>leyley hug shitty>retarded yeah renee>burial hate julia
>>562453206Can't be. Ashley's perfect pale body is so cute, I'd love to live with her in a trailer park and mate with her all day long. She is trashy but in an endearing way.
>Anon develops new fixation>Makes it everyone else's problemmany such cases
>>562459782>Andrew rejects Ashley, she loses her will to live and (almost) becomes a prostitute>Ashley rejects Andrew, he makes sure she meant it then murder-suicidesYin and Yang.
>>562459953>state don't bait
>>562458847Bratty sisters take it up the shitter!
>>562460687That sister has some BIG fukken sisters
>>562458847Exactly. Fuck she's so perfect, I truly would love to mate with her, I don't care that she's a cannibal murderer. I'll do anything for her!>>562460687Save that for the aco thread
>>562460734>>562460760Indeed. Sorry I missed the nips
>>562460848
>>562460848>>562460874What makes pale girls like Ashley with raven hair so attractive? I love the combination of pale skin and black clothes and accessories. If I could, I would take Ashley to live in a small yet comfy trailer park.I wonder what she'd be like as a girlfriend if she didn't have the life and death problems she has in the game. I bet she'd still pick fights with everyone like in splat
>>562459365keep parents thing sex scene
>>562459365>ashley andrew handbreak uh, accurate?
>>562460874I know her ass isn't actually big but I always like it when artists give Ashley a dump truck
>>562461628I wish nemlei drew barefoot Ashley more often
>>562461628She is hiding a well formed, proportionally shaped ass. With potential to be slightly bigger with a better diet.
>>562462004Just imagine how hot she'll get if she is currently malnourished and already got awesome fat tits ®.
>>562461118The contrast but considering your obsession with pale skin i'd take you're not white
>>562462713cringe
>>562462713based
https://x.com/GonadLad/status/2040156159181767011/photo/1
>>562463076Amazing
severe lack of teen renee art
>>562463076peak
>>562463076This hurts the Leyley
>>562463796It's okay, she's tough.
>>562463076Douglas being there makes no sense
>>562463918Can we talk about how Ashley does seem to possess super human strength for a minute? She was able to sever the neighbor's limbs with one motion.
>>562463796Yeah this drama queen brutally murdered multiple Leyleys
>>562462715Yes but there's white and then there's this level. Are finnish women this beautiful? I mean USA women tend to have some color to their skin or the usual tan most modern bitches get.>>562464750Must have been difficult for Ashley to grow up when she started becoming a hormonal teenager or getting her period. It must suck if Andrew had to walk her through that.
>my brother tells a story about my sister walking out of the bathroom fully nude>feel an immense pang of jealousyI used to be normal before these threads
>>562466357You are going to have to duel with your brother to the deathWinner gets the sister
>>562465820>Are finnish women this beautiful?This is how finnish women look like
Goodnight, /calg/. Have a sisterful weekend
Still can't believe this is realAndrew literally decided he'd kill them both because Ashley refused to give him pussy, literally because she *said* she wouldn't, even.If he’d actually pushed for it instead of being a total coward about it, she would have been like "sure, fine, if it's so important to you."After he just threw a hissy fit after they shared a vision and practically cornered Ashley into saying "Lol don't worry incest is gross, that vision was completely insane."Not days or weeks later. Literally 30 minutes prior. What a retarded piece of shit
>>562466908This is actually how males act IRL
>>562466908This is crazy to me, after seeing how developed Andrew's character becomes throughout 3A, having him do this feels out of character even though it's technically "in-character" in Burial.
They did NOTHING wrong!!!https://youtu.be/BwOG1dm-RyY>>562466592That's what I mean, Ashley's beautiful raven hair can't be finnish in nature. She must be jewish or slav.Also would
>>562466805Good night
>>562467109It really makes it look like all he wants is to use Ashley as a onahole, meanwhile Ashley doesnt care about sex and just wants to stay with him. It really makes him look like a total piece of shit
>Ashley was born either September 21st 199X or June 12th 1960Renee wasn't kidding about that time machine, was she?
Someone is drawing picture of the Grave siblings as jewish, and they are posting it in public in philadelphia
>>562467817happy wife happy life
>>562468162Ashley looks like she got makeup on. What a SLUT!
>>562467817>the "good" ending will involve going back in time to prevent Nina's deathBRAVO NEMLEI
>>562468307He has done it multiple times.
>>562438825 >you missed the prompt rise and fall of a brotherHe took it all too far. But boy, could he play guitarThis took me way too fucking longYou didn't see anything shut up shut up shut up
>decay>andrew beats and rapes ashley>burial>andrew beats and rapes ashleythe illusion of free choice
>>562470021It just proves that Andrew is quite based! And honestly a bpdemon like Ashley needs to be tamed by rough penetration of her anal cavity
>>562470516More like tamed by rough penetration of HIS anal cavity
>>562466592I see at least seven woulds and three more who are noticeably good looking
>>562470998Get some self worth man...
>>562462715>>562465820>>562464750>>562466592how many times do I have to repeat until your stubborn ass learn?ashley graves is NOT fucking finnish, let alone, extremely pale as snow due to the monochromatic art from the gameashley graves, just like the rest of tcoaal cast, are inspirationally britishspecifically, the city they live in, the poor condition that's pretty common around uk with low infrastructure, and most importantly, their names, who they are naturally and traditionally english, like the Graves surname for example
>>562471148>ashley graves, just like the rest of tcoaal cast, are inspirationally britishThis doesn't make her sound prettier anon>specifically, the city they live in, the poor condition that's pretty common around uk with low infrastructureackshully it looks like eastern europe
>>562471069For the record the good looking ones are front row, rightmost; second row, leftmost; and second row, second from the right.
>>562471251>ackshully it looks like eastern europeThis. I don't see her taking tea with Andrew at any time. They feel more like slavs or jews in Reenee's case
>>562471539There are alot of ashkenazi in post-soviet countries
>>562462713Nah, the first guy was right, this dialogue it's embarrassing.
>"I love you, Anders. Don't you ever forget that..."
>>562471797right? sounds terribly ooc>>562471836FVARK
>>562466592This is the military, what about the alt tumblr girls of the land?
>>562471903They all look like blonde mongols
>>562471836Renee is so lucky
>>562458847Based
>>562458847ashley wouldnt dress like a whore
>>562473762Doug would say something like "it's beautiful" or "it's nice, but I don't think that's your color" instead of demanding she admit she actually wants to fuck her boss like Andrew does
>>562471727Guess I should be flattered someone saved my shit.
>>562471539I have been saying they look like Jews for 2 years now. Plus the fact that they are greedy, neurotic, intelligent, and can summon demons first try. Not to mention the fact Renee was in on an conspiracy between the government and a soda company to starve 100 to the brink of death and then harvest their organs for money. Oh, and the life insurance fraud too. The Graves are not just Jews, they are THE Jews.
>>562469080wut song
>>562476082>Starve 100 people* I swear im a white american. Im just tired.
>>562472539Could never get a bead on this guy. He looked genuinely happy to see babydrew and his soul was also happy to see him, but he couldn't remember his name? Sure, he probably only forgot because he was going through the worst day of his life, but that's still kinda weird.
>>562476126That's the album cover to The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust by Bowie, one of the greatest albums of all timeBut the song I quoted is Ziggy Stardusthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na8xgu-KLAk
>>562477537He loved his kids he just had early onset dementia
>>562458725>When your lil' sis won't give you sex.
>>562471251>>562471539if the graves are from eastern europe, then they shouldn't have english names in the first place, you dumbass morons>>562471727>>562476082and they aren't jews either, cuz if they are, then they shouldn't be poor as wellholy shit, I swear this place is full of uneducated retards who knows jackshit about history
>general so dead people have to reuse the same exhausting off-topic discussion a lot of timesI genuinely hope this new update will manage to get /calg/ off from this constant humiliation
>>562477537He must either be profoundly delusional or barely sentient.He's depressed to see them still alive in Episode 2, but his soul is always happy to see them, but all he cares about when Ashley's about to become a prostitute is that she's arguing too loudly with Andrew about it. He was willing to take the kids to the store to buy Ashley her birthday muffin but not just buy her something himself. He wants to come clean that they killed Nina and try to get them some professional help (the correct decision) but immediately and enthusiastically agrees to the exact opposite plan when Renee overrules him. I don't think he even forgot Andrew's name, he just tried on a nickname and it didn't land because he had no relationship with his kids.And unlike Renee his soul is snow-white, which means he must have genuinely thought everything was going okay and not just been outwardly coping. Absolutely baffling what if anything goes on in this man's mind.
Every time Ashley smiles, the world gets a little brighter.
>>562435953Ashley said it in the context of Andrew not paying attention to a woman's breasts, so it was clearly meant to be a homophobic remark.
>>562466908It's meant to be a joke ending. But I think it should've been a Tardrew vision, because for a first time player it spoils Andrew's deep sexual attraction to Ashley too soon.
I'm afraid I may have just found the perfect song for the parents.
>>562479654Tell us what happened lad
>>562479654I'm not redownloading TamperMonkey just for soundposts
>>562480756>>562481023Forgive me, I forgot that the troglodytes on modern 4chan don't soundpost anymore. Here's the song in a format you can parse: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdmkRESod9Y
>>562481023My tampermonkey sound doesn't work
>>562481071I hated the popup for being obtrusive and I hated the random updates opening new tabs which made me think I had downloaded malware
>>562481071>that songyou think you're real funny huh? i chuckled
Every time Julia is, the world gets a little cuter.
>>562481023>>562481089Back in my day we used GreaseMonkey, what happened?
>>562481725Greased too many Monkeys, I'm afraid.
>>562479654>AU were Renee took her medsI blame Renee's mom for all of this. Should've kept her on her meds.
>>562482845Why does being a better mother hinge on looking like a hentai MILF?
>>562459365>handbrake ending women issues Many are saying this
>>562459365>burial hate julia Andrew is going to kill Julia in Burial :(
>>562482897
How do I achieve this with my sister?
>>562481725Italians made the word grease offensive and the blacks made the word monkey offensive.
>>562458847She said no so we have to drive off the bridge now.
>>562484406Shame this might be the only Ashley femdom we might ever get in this game
>>562485703There's more!
>>562485703>>562485864
>>562485703This bitch loves getting on top
why the fuck do you want to listen to some trashy-ass fan theme songs when you can simply listen to peak remixes of tcoaal osts instead like these ones belowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMN5_Wnlzmshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDdyCHu3Qe4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JywZN-5RARYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw1mrNel3uE
>>562485864>>562485985>>562486104I meant Decay seems like the only case. I doubt cliffhanger or burial will have Ashley femdom, if anything Burial seems to go to Andrew taking the more dominant role and possibly raping Ashley
>>562485864Look at this face. He wants this BAD and Ashley still manages to keep fucking it up. Why does she always reach for the nine iron to make a six inch putt?
>>562486308nice
How psychic are sisters? I think my sister knows I've thought about smooching her. She's been acting kinda weird...
>>562460232Teenley is an anal princess
>>562490850Shes probably acting weird because you pop a raging boner around her
>>562490850Weird how?
I have a feeling this is from decay part 2.Andrew destroys a leyley plushy in his dream and it results in a TV turning red and showing porn, likely related to this.
My first exposure to incest, direct or not was Tony Montana and his sister in scarface
>>562492395Nemlei has to be doing some dickish trolling then to mix up the pictures of the devlogs so then it's even more ambigious what route they are in.
>>562492395Oh shit! I remember this scene, what is nemlei playing at with us?
>>562490850Women know intrinsically when you're considering bending them over the couch and breeding their sistussy.
>>562492607>>562493020There's also this from one of the previous devlogs, it's likely also part of the same sequence
>>562492395>>562492607If I had to guess it would be Decay and Andrew may be put into Ashley's mind via LU, possibly, and this could be part of that sequence. And Andrew continuing to be an asshole about the Leyley scapegoat instead of actually trying to understand or empathize with Ashley seeing as she is supposed to be the only thing he really cares about in the world will result in the bad end.
>>562463076I needed this. Just finished the Coffin of Andrew and Renee mod and Jesus fuck that Ashley memory. Shit’s more upsetting than base game. I wanna run back to vanilla and pretend that whole mod was a bad dream. Should’ve just watched the incest vision scene
>>562493638>Just finished the Coffin of Andrew and Renee mod
>>562493638>even playing that trashNext youre gonna play the coffin of Ashley and douglass
>>562493638>just finished being a fucking retard
>>562493638Reddit is down the hall pal.
>>562493638>Ashley memoryW-what happened?
>>562493941Not the holocaust, that's for sure.
$666.66. they split it two ways, meaning that the $666.66 is composed of bills and coins that can be split evenly into two equal amounts.the smallest number of coins and notes that could accomplish this would be:x6 $100 billsx2 $20 billsx2 $10 billsx6 $1 billsx2 quartersx2 nickelsx6 penniesa very strange assortment of currency to be carrying
>>562493638Shill elsewhere, i'm still not downloading your mod, Gayshart Shit.
>>562493941Nothing canon so it doesn't matter.
>>562493750No thanks.Also Jesus fuck I wasn’t expecting such a commotion. What’s the deal with the mod? Is it better that I regret it?>>562493941Arrested as a child while Andrew just stands there frozen with Renee yelling at him and dragging her away
>>562494181I must reiterate anon >>562493832 statement
>>562492395First he destroyed the plushie inside his mind. Then he will destroy the plushie irl (by raping Ashley). Screencap this.
ANDY aND LeyLeY!! ANDY anD LEYLeY!! ANDY AND LEYLEY!!!!!!
>>562494802Daughter!
>>562494802Andrew and Leyley and never Ashley.
what’s the Douglas one like I didn’t even think it was realalso why everyone get pissed when you bring up the Renee one
>>562494802Schizoley my beloved
>>562495018>also why everyone get pissed when you bring up the Renee oneMaybe you should lurk moar, or better go back where you came from?
This could've been them if Andrew just kept it in his pants.
>>562495104Would Ashley chill out with Julia if Andrew was honest?
>>562495104*AHEM*
>>562495063I been lurking enough no one talks about it
>>562495018>also why everyone get pissed when you bring up the Renee oneApart from just being dogshit that doesn't make sense even as fanfiction, the creators happen to be the moderators of r/CoffinofAndyandLeyley, who not only use the subreddit as a vessel to shill their retarded fetish fanfiction even above actual game news, but have also organised a reviewbombing campaign against the base game.
>>562495191May that continue in perpetuity.
>>562495104Imagine a world where Ashley offers Andrew to her femcel friend Julia
>>562495268There is no such thing as a femcel
The razor is like a sirenCalling me to siphonThe sanguine from my bodyEspecially when I feel shoddyThough the scars will fadeI will STILL get shadeSo I will refrainFrom enjoying pain
>>562495241And also they made the mod as a way to get publicity for their own original game which is just a copyright distinct Coffin. Graveyard Shift are just hack pieces of shit all-round. You wanna copy the themes? Whatever. You wanna copy the dynamics? Who cares. You don't need to ALSO ape the artstyle AND the overworld presentation.Pic Related is from their itch page.
>>562495408My sister has fucked 6 guys and even gave her asshole to a one night stand, yet she asked me with a serious face "Anon, am I a femcel?"Women delenda est
>>562495436Derivative Shit
>>562495521Holy fucking shit I think it's time to start persecuting sisters en masse.
>>562495521Why did you let your sister become a whore?
>>562495180A better question would Julia put up with Ashley if Andrew stood up for her.
>>562494776Raping Ashley would definitely destroy her view of Andrew as a safe object
>>562495521Your sister is a WHORE
>>562495521Let me guess, you have an older sister?
>>562495436>>562495581Lmao, I can't believe I did one of these for LiminAce but not Graveyard Shit's game demo. I dub thee an Ib-class Coffinlike.
>>562495521I don't know why you know that. All I know is that if my sister told me that i'd probably vomit on the spot.
>>562495978Actually shes only 17
>>562495408>>562495521Femcels can get pumped and dumped, albeit only by tarskins in severe cases, but can't get a stable relationship. Very bodycount is literally a sign of being one.
>>562496007>I dub thee an Ib-class Coffinlike.This feels like an insult to Ib AND Coffin
>>562496042You're joking, right?
>>562495241That actually makes a lot of sense. I just wanted to fuck the mom. I was expecting something else from it, now I get why everyone’s bringing up reddit. kinda gay tho, never seen that stuff personally so I didn’t even know it was reddit shit. regardless, yeah it sucks. just didn’t like seeing them fuck the characters up in a way that made me have to watch lil Ashley in painAlso the art is way off style and the tension is sterile
>>562496121Women do not get to label themselves.
>>562496149Nah
>>562496121I could write a whole dissertation but I refuse to be ragebaited.Incel = Involuntarily CelibateIf you have a bodycount above 0, you cannot be an incel.Women can have a bodycount as low or as high as they want because you are the arbiters of sex.Women therefore cannot be involuntarily celibate as no matter how fat and ugly they are, there will always be a man desperate enough to have sex.If women cannot be involuntarily celibate then they cannot be incels which means they cannot be femcels and femcel as a concept is literally attention seeking foids wearing my culture as a costume.
>>562496007I feel like I’d rather get blasted in the balls by a battering ram than go from that Renee mod to an OC game by the same people. Who the fuck is buying this? Who is it for? Cuz if it’s for Ashley and Leyley fans that tried the mod wouldn’t they not want it after?
>>562496125You're right. I meant it derogatorily. Kouri and Nem forgive me!Btw, got any more busts or just that one cropped from the original?
>>562496248How did you manage to fuck things up this badly? My older sister also dated a lot of guys, but I couldn't do shit about it. Meanwhile, what were you doing while your sister was being whorish?
>>562468162City of brotherly love, indeed
This is what happens when brothers don't stake their territory out.
>>562494018I said this before: for historic reasons, Coffinland currency works around dividing round numbers into thirds. That $666.66 is actually just 2 $333.33 bills, or perhaps 20 $33.33 bills.
>>562496459Flirting with her twin
I've only just realized how much of a rat fuck scumbag Andrew truly is. He doesn't have any sprite that looks genuinely sad ever. He looks nervous, upset, shocked, pissed, but never sad. He looks sad in like one CG and it's just sad for himself because this retard fucked up his own life
>>562495656How could I have stopped her?>>562495978Yep. Older sisters are WHORES.
>>562496416>Btw, got any more busts or just that one cropped from the original?Just one Ibley and one Garrydrew, I'm afraid. These are actually the originals, I just combined them into one picture when I first posted it.
>>562496750You're just now realizing this?
>>562496750
>>562496926
>>562490850>look intensely at your sister's lips>she picks up on it>"wow, is she psychic?"
>>562496750???
>>562496971
>>562471836Sorry, dad. I should've just shoved the dildo up my ass instead of killing youhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=8eNoms9wsGc&pp=ygURc2ltb2xlLm1hbiBseW55cmQ%3D
>>562459365No TFIDF implementation.
>>562466908>>562467109>niggas learn what april fools is
Don't call me that.
>>562497136>he thinks it's just an aprils fool thing that will be removed or changed to be a brain tumor vision and not a permanent addition to the main game
Sorry, Andy, but in real life the depressed homo gets the girl
>>562497117Because it doesn't need to be more complicated.Word nearer the middle = more common.That's all you need for a threadly word cloud. TFIDF would make sense if it were a cloud encompassing all /calg/ threads into one but as it's just for a single thread each time it would be fairly pointless.
>>562497315Ashley would let them spitroast them just to get andrew jelous
The amount of genuine game discussion has skyrocketed since the devlog, but so has the amount of baiting/trolling in these threads.
>Andrew in 80% of the bad endingshttps://youtube.com/watch?v=aHpLapZ1odY
Legitimately Ashley just needs therapy and confidence building exercises.Andrew needs divine intervention to become anything resembling a real human on the inside
>>562474087Because Andrew is based. Can we stop pretending like he wasn't right? How would you react if your girlfriend started putting on lipstick (something she hasn't done for months) before meeting with another man? He just didn't know that wasn't her intention and Ashley doubling down didn't help.
Andrew is a broken person who is near irredeemable. But never forget it was Ashley that broke him in the first place. The problem is that /calg/ can't have a nuanced conversation about Andrew's character because their love for Ashley blinds them to the reality that Ashley brought Andrew down to her level, Andrew wasn't always like this.
>>562498502They both just need hugs and to learn to care for one another without fear. And to have sex with people that aren't their siblings.
Remember that "trolling outside of /b/" is always only a button away
>>562497508I'm surprised the artist didn't draw it, given their other works.
>>562498743Yes. I've been contemplating and I think we're being too harsh on Andrew as /calg/. They're both sad little kids who need growing up. Yeah a lot of depends on Andrew and he's the man but I think some of us get very emotional about it.
>>562498810Where's the troll?
They just need to kiss!
>>562498921I meant cuckposters
>>562498954I love this artist
I thought we all agreed that the game took place in New Jersey, and that the reason Andrew and Ashley are dark haired is because Phillip was actully a second generation Italian-American, who's original name was Gravetti, but changed it to Graves to sound more American.
>>562499141Headcanon that their real last name wasnt even graves originally but they changed it because they were in a grave situation
>>562498502>But never forget it was Ashley that broke him in the first place.How, by simply existing? It was Renee who didn't want to do any parenting and dumped all responsibility onto Andrew. The whole stint with Julia was entirely Andrew's idea. You could argue that it was Ashley that forced him to kill Nina but again that wouldn't have happened if Ashley got actual parenting.
>>562499141>Italian-AmericanYou wot mate
>>562499386>How, by simply existing?By being a little shit that constantly took advantage of Andrew, knowing Renee would abuse him if he didn't do as she wanted
>>562499684>AU where Andrew and Ashley become the coffin-verse's equivalent to Noel and Liam Gallagher
>>562499386My reading is that Nina's death was the catalyst for every single thing. Their mutual secret was the initial thing that made them more codependent than they should've been.
>>562466908>No damage to the bumper after smashing through a stone barrierThey don't make em like they use to
>>562499934Played their first gig at 6FU and Julia's a groupie >>562409427
>>562500325Hacklei you hack!
>>562458725>Previous demon summoning sessionAlso lol OP. I just noticed this.
>>562500363I love this artist as well
>>562500363
>>562498502Playing the blame game doesn't mean anything once the cards are on the table, buddy. The factors that led to the crimes they committed are a footnote against the crimes themselves, barely even worth considering. It's not like they can go back in time and fix any of this.
>>562500325>>562500426>Cheats:>Auto Repair: On>Armor: OnOh yeah, it's environmental damage time
>>562500535Huge perky tits small waist wide child bearing hips tight ass pear shaped baddieshley...
Are we playing the "picking sides between the siblings" game after so long? Last time I've seen this retardation was at least a year ago.OUR HEROES™, it's simple. All the things you blame on them happen because the story has to happen.
>Faith in the Lord is something I can never have>Faith in my sister's gonna set me free>You're my lover>I'm your brotherhttps://youtu.be/1YmMzXntb_w?si=UKtGUZpdtwoKMXPF
>>562500363>Ashley wearing a Blur shirtThough desu, it feels it would be the other way around.
I'm starting to get the feeling that you guys actually want to see Andrew have sex with his sister
>>562501570What gave you such a crazy idea?
>>562501257I don't think either of them would care enough about bands (or music in general) enough to buy what little clothes they have from their merchandise. If anything they'd have shirts like picrel.On a side note, would Andrew pretend to like classical music to appear cultured? I think he would, because I used to be like him, and I did that...
>>562501570What?!? No!I want to fuck them both
>>562501570No way, never. I personally like how the game is right now as is, and I really hope Nemlei doesn't feed into the degenerate fetishists and actually goes for an incest route. That would be horrible! Incest is morally bad no matter what. They're just good friends, this fandom needs to get their head out of the gutter.
>>562501894Inky was right...it just took us a while to see it.
>>562501894Remember when She (pbuh) would personally handle situations? Good times.
>>562501894>>562502006I wonder where is this sad person now, how is he holding up
>>562482897>his mom didn't look like a hentai milfAnon I got bad news...Your mom was evil and your childhood actually sucked complete ass.
>>562501894It's really crazy how these people were like back then. Everyone got the subtle impression of incest, a deep sexual tension, from Episode 1 alone; and these faggots would demand you to ignore what everyone instinctually felt and assumed since day one. Literally DO NOT TRUST YOUR OWN EYES GOY type of situation. It was bizarre until Episode 2, hell even after that there were people pushing for there being no incest whatsoever in the game or that it was portrayed to be bad.
>>562502074I don't know, last I saw of him was after his banning on Itch bitching on Twatter. I'm sure his Youtube channel is still up. He was a FNAF guy.>>562502171>At least Decay won't have incestHoly shit... I'm gonna get a heart attack out of all this nostalgia.
>>562501760Well, we also don't really know what exact time period the game takes place in (apprently it's in the 2010's) so we can just guess. Andrew seems like he would be a fan of Radiohead and Interpol while Ashley seems like she would be into Type O Negative. There is this one fanfic author that makes Andrew into a fan of Grunge while Ashley is into Industrial and Death metal
>>562501894>>562502074>>562502286/calg/ is such an all-encompassing, universal portion of Coffandom we have our very own lolcow.
>>562502006Getting doxx'd by teenagers sucks but removing herself from these communities is probably one of the best decisions she ever made
>>562501783based i think about this all the time
>>562502006Good advice from her here everyone. Don't push on Fridays or before bed in case the fucking thing shits itself.
>>562501248Most delphic song ever?.
>>562502319>Type O Negativehttps://youtu.be/0zZZW4P6KTY?si=L5UTSKzuaEc7rOcb>YOU'VE GOT ME RUUUUNNIN'>HIIIIDIN'>AAALLLL OVER TOWN
>>562502448That doxx wasn't Nemlei btw, that failed doxx just set alarm bells off for Nems which is why she deleted all of her internet presence aside from Steam
>>562502752If you had been there and checked the doxx yourself, you would've known it was real
>>562478309it's not that deep bwo
>>562502568What was she referring to here? What is supposed to be shitting itself? RPGMaker or something? Her own ass?
>Ashley, let me explain how this is gonna go - you're going to get back here right now, suck my cock, then we'll binge seasons 2 and 3 of SpongeBob together until we pass out.
>>562502486I had an idea for a fic that was very self indulgent where Ashley "dates" (you) to make Andrew jealous and it somehow ends in a threesome. I understand it's pretty out of character for the both of them but oh well
>>562495807>Raping Ashley would definitely destroy her view of Andrew as a safe objectPlease Nemlei, make this happen, I'm BEGGING YOU!
Please stop discussing rape with such glee.
>>562498379>t. fagdrew
So... We all know that THIS soundtrack spiritually is a part of Coffin, right?https://youtu.be/wObCHjXZC-k?si=lKLUxW2kNjt7YcF8
>>562503129ANY sex between Andrew and Ashley is legally rape. A sister can't consent to sex
>>562481071>I forgot that the troglodytes on modern 4chan don't soundpost anymoreI do>>562477537He like his kids, he just likes his wife much more
>>562502887Releasing a build that instacrashes I guess? People would nag her until she fixes it. Other than that who knows lol, the builds aren't gonna be automated or using CI
>>562503154I wanna make love to ya, woman!I wanna lay ya down by the fiyah!
>>562493750why these retards dont just make a mod of the cute and canon renee and douglas
>>562503226Holy shit, I used to play that game with my sister... She would sit on a smaller chair next to me, and try to reach our fuckass laptop to play. I would insist on having the game right in front of me and she would've been uncomfortable and had a hard time playing. She would beg me to just get the laptop closer to her. I'm so sorry Kate...
>>562503286Yes but I am into the violent kind that leaves a mark and ends with a screaming and sobbing Ashley. You have no idea the raging boner I got during the SnS beatdown."Makeup" forced me to stop and go take care of my boner because Nemlei simply writes the best stuff that activates my caveman desire to procreate.How does she do it? How did nemlei create an amazing character like Ashley Graves?
>>562503434I think there is one, or atleast one in the works. But chapter 1 just doesn't translate well into any other situation aside from the canon one.
>>562503476i just realized that would be a mistake and redditors/tumblrinas writing that wouldn't be half as kino as Nemlei's material so it's better they don't
>>562503226I wish Flash was still around and people still used it, we would probably have a Coffin reskin of this game by now.
>>562503461Do not doxx your sister on 4chan
>>562496121What do you think the CEL in femCEL stands for, retard?>>562495436Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made
>>562503476I take it people here aren't fans of the Hagcest mod?
>>562496750>I've only just realized how much of a rat fuck scumbag Andrew truly is.Many are saying thisBut i knew since chapter 2>>562498502>But never forget it was Ashley that broke him in the first placelol what
>>562503461You should play more games with her, Anon.
>>562503154Why? Rape has always been an intrinsic part of the culture on the somalian basketweaving forum that is 4chan.>>562503286Ashley sure can, but that will just get them both Buried at Sea kek. I have to admit, it felt a bit out of character for Andrew.
>>562503660his sister isnt real
>>562499726Gee I wonder what could have caused her to act this way and from whom could she have picked up such behavior
>>562498743if you tried to hug andrew he would most likely kill and rape youhe's a sick pervert>>562499726>By being a little shit that constantly took advantage of AndrewAndrew always let her ''manipulate'' him.
>>562503461Oooohhh The Coffin of Anon and Kate. AnonXKate amirite, fellas? Can't wait to see Anonymous finally admitting his feelings to Kaitlyn and growing up from Anon and Kate.
>>562503906What makes you say that? That was an oddly specific thing to make up a story of.
>>562503990>Kaitlyn, do NOT call me Anon!>Oh c'mon Anonymous, it's all in good fun>Anonymous you piece of shit shift the game a little to the left, I can't play!>My teacher insists I call her Kaitlyn instead of Kate>I don't want Kate, I want Kaitlyn...
My sister is a good bit older than me. When I was little she would torment me for her own amusement. In turn, I spied on her and my cousin changing together
>>562503978Hm, yes. It's all Grandpa's fault.
>>562504047The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>562503990>>562504198I need a Coffin of Anon and Kate (TCoAK) mod right now!!
>>562503461>>562503906YOUR SISTER IS NOT REAL. SHE DIED A LONG TIME AGO
>>562504198What would one say for "Nemlei" in this? Just God?
I had a really good post to make but i went grab some coffee and i forgot it
>>562504316Close enough welcome back James Sutherland
To the anon who posted this pic from the Makeup scene in the aco thread...thank you! From the bottom of my heart, I love it
>>562504376Jesus Christ because he's the God of our universe
>>562504485BasedBlasphemous picture though
>>562504485But Ali ibn Abi Talib is God
>>562504419I was gonna complain about spoilers but then I remembered Silent Hill 2 is 25 years old and it's my fault for not playing it in all that time.
Ashley owes me sex
>>562504583I'M A WORSHIPPER OF ASHLI BINTI ABI ANDREWTHE LION OF NEMLEICONQUEROR OF TWAYTBARCUPBEARER OF INCESTHAQ ASHLI HAQ ASHLI HAQ ASHLI
Andrew... Had a hard life
inb4 "Ashley... Had it harder"
>>562504770that was just his boner at the thought of raping his sister
>>562504201t.
>>562504863>rape rape rapeIt was a mistake for Zuckerberg to give third worlders internet
>>562504874No, but I feel really bad about it because as an adult I look very similar to my uncle that raped my mom, aunt AND other uncle when they were all kids so it feels like a dark alternate reality I could've ended up in
>>562503660Yeah I thought it's just a name but I probably shouldn't do that>>562503836Unironically if I asked her if she wants to I think she'd be glad to. Maybe someday when neither of us are busy with something and I'm home I'll invite her for an old fashioned Fireboy and Watergirl action. She will definitely tease me about not playing fair as kids and I'll apologize because I actually feel so guilty right now lol.>>562503990>>562504198>>562504287Kek but I'm not gonna sleep with my sister. Also not Kaitlyn, it's Katherine
>>562504937it's literally in the game
>>562505064>my uncle that raped my momso ashley really didn't abort
>>562504475no problem
>>562505159Nah, because I also extremely similar to my actual dad
>>562503461Oh hey Kate is the name of my girlfriend.
>>562504971>disgusted at the thought of having sex with themHoly larp! I have two sisters and I'm indifferent at the thought of having sex with them. Why would you be disgusted by your own blood? Are they fat? Did they burn coal? My sisters are pleasant to hang out with and I'd reciprocate if either of them made a move, however I'm not in love or in lust. It's whatever.
UncledadMomauntDaughternieceNephsonCousinsisCousinbro
>>562505239So you're cheating on your sister? Whore.
>>562504287Idk man me and my sister skating around and then me and my sister going to catch a movie after dinner are too lame of stories to be made up.If they sound like they'd be made up you guys have incredibly boring lives
>>562505280Imagine having multiple daughters even more retarded than Ashley due to inbreeding
>>562505239What a coincidence, it's also the name of Anon's girlfriend!
>>562505223I bet you do>>562505263They are aged 10-13 and i'm 25
>>562505304Im just andrewmaxxing right now, soon shes gonna break up with me during a quarantine and phase 2 will begin
>>562504874Imagine the things Jane does to his bussy...
>>562505389You mean even smarter?>>562505393I do NOT date my sister, but she's not anon's girlfriend either because she's an ugly neet who haven't left the house for anything other than to buy noodles since she barely graduated high school.
>>562504874I know Andrew wanted to make Ashley pissed off, but did he have to send her pictures of his boyfriend's cratered, bleeding asshole on a weekly basis?
Keep in mind that he was actually talking to Renee.
>>562505486Imagine the kino
>>562505693
>>562505074>Unironically if I asked her if she wants to I think she'd be glad to. Maybe someday when neither of us are busy with something and I'm home I'll invite her for an old fashioned Fireboy and Watergirl action.Do it! Video games have been proven by top /calg/ brothers to be an effective way of sibling bonding!
>>562505738literally canon
>>562505751>Watergirl actionI read this as Watasi action
>>562505856i miss her art
>>562505074>Watergirl action.Oh yeah I bet you'll make your girl do some water action all over your face
>>562505223>my actual dadSo are you an incest baby or nah?
>>562505751I don't care about those sw*des at /calg/vard University or wherever telling us how they found the most effective ways of breeding your rightly born married wife sister. Back in my day when we wanted to hold our sisters we'd say "Come here bitch" and they would comply.
>>562506023No, I'm not an incest child
>>562505751I'm currently shitposting on company hours but if she doesn't watch some slop TV show when I come back and is in a good mood, I'll ask her why not.>>562505941I, uhh... I don't like piss.
Ashley stop using the fucking Needler it sucks ass. Pick up a plasma pistol and be useful
>>562506192>I'll ask her why not.>"Cuz that's cringe and you're lame and retarded"
>>562504971>On the pools was there a % of how many posters actually have siblings? Idk, maybe we need a new census.
>>562504971>pic relatedIsn't that guy one of the most pathetic MCs out there? Did he really have sex?
>>562506401Nta but no, he was literally gonna get laid and in response his heart/pet dog reset and undid the entire series, then it ended two chapters later. I'm not kidding.
>>562506401>Isn't that guy one of the most pathetic MCs out there?That's Denji not deku
>>562506471>in response his heart/pet dog reset and undid the entire series, then it ended two chapters later. I'm not kidding.You forgot to mention that in this new timeline his adoptive sister is now literally blood related to him and they end up together
>>562506471LMAO. Sometimes I wonder if Shonen Jump has some obscenity rules preventing mangaka from writing a character that gets laid.
>>562506595Where did it say they were literally related or that they're having sex?
>>562506730She resurrects him with her own blood, they are quite literally blood related
>>562496161>I just wanted to fuck the mom.It's not even good for that given the cuckshit elements in it.
>>562503461>Holy shit, I used to play that game with my sister... She would sit on a smaller chair next to me, and try to reach our fuckass laptop to playHoly fuck. Are you me? She and I really liked to play that game (We liked to troll each other) as well. We also played Poryal 2 Co-op (Greatest gaming experience I've ever had), It takes Two (We stopped playing because we didn't fancy harming the elephant), Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime (We gave up because Orion? that boss was too hard), Overcooked (The one we enjoyed the most)...Damn, such nostalgia.... I miss her.Ofc my sister's name is not Kate tho. It starts with A.If any anon manages to get it I'll give him a reward
>>562495581>>562495436I don't care about them aping the style, I'm just wondering why she looks so fat
>A glimpse of the silhouettes>A night that they never forget>Touch me, yeah>I want you to touch me there>Make me feel like I am breathing>Feel like I am humanhttps://files.catbox.moe/e4wd2r.mp4
>>562507394Why did you guys play lame games. Me and my sister played like, cod zombies co-op and mortal kombat n stuff. We still do 1v1 each other on MK1 ocasonally
>>562506471>undid the entire series,You can't be serious
Did you find all the mogs in Coffin yet?
>>562507558This is an actual panel from the final chapter
>>562507394>It starts with A.>If any anon manages to get it I'll give him a rewardAshley
>>562507394Evidence seems to suggest I am not you, because neither of us ever really liked playing games, even outside. We have always been indoors people and would listen to music or draw together. I think I may be one of the few anons who grew up with his sister as his best friend and never fell out lol.>my sister's name is not Kate tho. It starts with AWhy don't we start name dropping when we talk about our sisters? You don't even have to use her real name, a nickname or an outright made up one would work too. It adds a level of realism that's very immersive in the sister stories of /calg/ I enjoy.>>562507487I don't know man I was a cartoon kid
>>562507487She was a wee girl back then. What kind of brother would I be to recommend her violent games with blood and gore?
>>562507846Me. I would. My first video game was gta 3 when I was 6. If its any consolation we didnt play mk until she was 9 and that was only mk vs DC. Mostly tekken or street fighter
>>562507394>picAshley is going through it
>>562507770It's just a bubble
Shoots and Such is the perfect ending for this story>Ashley never desired Andrew, she only wants to feel loved and cared. Sex with her brother is awful because she was never the incestuous one. But, she is a psycho, she cant love anyone else, not even her parents, her solitude and obsession is her own fault>Andrew could have stopped this madness since the beginning, but he knew, the most fucked up his sister was, the more dependant she will be of him. And he wished that, because a sane sister wouldnt let him smash. >The two of them got what they wanted, but that didnt made them happier, now they live miserably, in a horrible relationship that only gets better when one of them is drunk, but they both deserved, they are horrible people. PEAK WRITING the only thing is left is a sequel with the child traumatized because his/her parents are freaks in every sense of the word.
>>562507846Me>>562507936I first played GTA 3 when I was 3. The ambulance siren makes me immensely nostalgic, probably because I had so much fun slaughtering the innocent people of Liberty City. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3CdrHuOa14
>>562507789what an ending lol
>>562507846You're clearly not a man of culture then. We used to watch this movie every Saturday night with my sister back in the day. I even still have the DVD lol.
>>562508041this unironically
>>562507789>>562508095Kek, this has been memed to hell. Is there a Coffin version yet? What would it look like?
>>562508095>Th-thank you... Incest dev...>Incest dev?>Because umm... Your game had incest... So...>Oh yeah.
Thank you Andrew...you fucked your sister for our sake...I won't let this error go to waste.
>>562508238>Ashley: Thank you, The Coffin of Andy and Leyley>Andrew: The Coffin of Andy and Leyley?>Ashley: Because we buried ourselves alive in this coffin together and are running out of air>Andrew: *wheeze*
>>562508109WHAT THE FUCK ANDREW GRAVES IS THAT YOU
I know what i'm watching with my sister tonight
>>562507789Wasn't she supposed to be his love interest or something? They really just undid the whole story?
>>562507830>We have always been indoors people and would listen to music or draw together.Owww that's so sweet anon. We also liked to draw together as well but now she's waaaay better than me. Playing with her was just me helping my baby sister out at first, but as time went by I legit began to enjoy doing silly things with herShame she and I have so much different taste in everything. I had to duet a song from Frozen when I sang a Karaoke with her because we didn't have songs that we were both familiar with>I think I may be one of the few anons who grew up with his sister as his best friend and never fell out lolGood for you, anon. I guess we are still friends? but I feel like she's kinda distant now... I guess it's natural since we both grew up but sometimes when I'm alone there's a time I miss the sound of her laugh.I doubt she misses me though. Sighs
>>562507014It's all about Asa.
>>562508434Yes, but with things slightly changed. Like his daughter-wife replaces Makima inexplicably.
>>562508331
>>562508109>>562508391>Andrew Graves is posting on /calg/ from a parallel universe.Sir, it's an honour.
>>562508434>They really just undid the whole story?no>>562508469??>>562508513>inexplicablyit's not, everything happened
>>562507936>>562508073>>562508109I was being responsible!!! Maybe a little sanctimonious thing to say considering I enjoyed gory, violent, and scary games/movies even back then
>>562508436>Shame she and I have so much different taste in everything.We have the same taste in everything; food, music, arts, games, etc. But she is very different... philosophically, let's say. I'm not one to bitch about my sister not being a based trad chudwife but it's either you have entirely different tastes and no other conflicting interest, or your tastes are the same but she's a lib. Or no conflict in anything but you're on the run for your many crimes, make your pick. Can't siblings just have comfortable lives for once?Can a brotha/sista breathe?
>>562507792No. You seriously thought it would be that simple?
>"I'm sorry that I dropped you 4 consecutive times the day after you were born."
>>562508897Andrea Beaumont
>>562508563what a copeAll could have been a dream and the ending would be the same. That's why is shit
>>562508109Andrew Geaves sir can I get an autograph on my tits sirSir when are you going to treat your sister nice and get her preggers?Sir when's the next episode SIR
>>562508946One mommy cuddle session per month probably would've been enough to stop the entire plot
>>562509006>All could have been a dream and the ending would be the same. That's why is shitWrong retard. It's because Part 1 happened that Power is naturally attracted to Denji, Nayuta is not Makima, Nyako likes Nayuta, the dogs like Denji, etc
>>562508851Damn anon, your sister is a lib? My condolences.
>>562508946>Dropped? Honey, you threw it.
>>562509121It could've been much worse. Women's political opinions don't matter anyway. I'd like to clarify that she's more of a "women's oppression" type than a "women's freedom" type so she doesn't like sluts either way, and doesn't really care for minorities at all unless I say something racist. Actually it's more that she's liberal compared and in reaction to me, so I shouldn't make it a huge problem. Women leave all such ideas once they become proper mothers anyway but I don't know who would wanna marry her at all.>>562509137Douglas calling Beybey "it" sounds accurate.
>>562508391>>562508546>>562509015Fuckin weirdos...
>>562509431That's a retarded cope, gay marriage past because they've psyop'd 80% of women and like 10-20% of men (simps & drinkers of onions).
>>562509137>SHE PISSED ON ME! WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO!? Andrew caught her anyway, so no harm done.
>>562509431I feel like my sister wouldn't be better off considering most of women in my country are proud to present themselves as 'feminists'. But as far as I know my family really doesn't care much about politics and same goes for me and her>I don't know who would wanna marry her at allHmmm..... :)
What’s the longest time you’ve gone without seeing your sister?
>>562509610Are you trying to give me a reason to hate my fake feminist sister?Jokes aside, true. But I meant on a personal level, I can't be bothered by it. I don't care what an average wamon might think because she won't have thought it out herself and just followed the herd anyway.
>>562508851>But she is very different... philosophically, let's say.Every time I see a post like this here, I wonder if you realize that it takes two to tango. Are you anti-social autists really so bad at playing nice that you can't live with someone who disagrees with you?Men...
>>562510043We used to always visit our uncle and Grandparents' farm house for summer. But one summer, my mom didn't bring my sister along (I still don't remember why, I'll have to ask my mother about that). We didn't see each other for a whole month and I couldn't always call her either being around 10 and all. My sister cried her fucking eyes out, and I felt really bad about it. Again, I'm so sorry Kate.
>>562510354I've wanted to fuck this WHORE princess Peach since I was a wee lad and the fact it's literally impossible has hurt me just a tiny bit each day I yet breathe
>>562510473She's not a whore! Mario is into it too.
>>562510473Based and same
>>562510148>Are you anti-social autists really so bad at playing nice that you can't live with someone who disagrees with you?The exact opposite is the case, I am the one who tries to be nice no matter what cause I know everybody around her is a jerk. I can tolerate all her liberal modern bullcrap but she can't tolerate a bit of my chud extremism (most of which I usually don't even mean and are just jokes) at all? Women...
>>562510649>knows his cute sister hates it when he says mean things>continues to say themOh yeah, you're SO good at playing nice. Maybe stop doing the one thing you know upsets your naive and pure hearted little sister
>>562510043The last time I talked to her on the phone was two months ago, but I haven’t seen her face to face in about two years.
>>562509431>I don't know who would wanna marry her at all.There is only one candidate and you know it
>I thought that if we got together than you wouldn't kill me..>What?? That would never happen.. I cant believe you see me that way I almost want to cryThat aged poorly
My mom and sister started screaming at each other, so I left my room to intervene. When I got there, I saw that my sister was fully nude and was holding a blanket over her chest while arguing. At that point, I stopped trying to calm the argument and just stood in the doorway hoping my sister would drop the blanket.She didn't
>>562510756Well, she shouldn't be so sensitive about foreigners (read "STRANGERS", over her own brother), I don't put my hand over her mouth to symbolically make her stop talking when she makes jokes like "God is a woman" or some shit. She teases and baits me with shit like that all the time. It's a bait or be baited world.
>>562511238Fucking lmao, Decaydrew isn't aware of what he's capable of.But to be fair, Burialdrew literally witnessed not only a possibility but a prophecy that it would happen, and Burialshley genuinely backed out (he was the one to ask "It will never come to that, right?" but you know, Flipflopdrew).
>>562511610>over her own brotherMen... MENWhat the fuck is wrong with them? A sister puts on makeup, and suddenly they accuse you of wanting to fuck random old men. You tell them to stop being mean to others, and they act like it's coming at their own expense. Newsflash, moid, the world doesn't revolve around you. Your sister wanting you to be kind isn't her placing other men over you. What kind of sick, twisted, jealousy is that? I swear, you're 30 seconds away from pulling an Andrew and accusing her of wanting to fuck them, you freak. Maybe, just maybe, your kindhearted little sister just doesn't want to see you being a ball of hate and anger. Maybe she wants you to be kind. That's not her putting others "over her own brother", that's her wanting her brother to be betterBut whatever, I'm sure you're going to reply to this with something about how you shouldn't have to change. Nothing's ever your fault, is it? Some nice player you are
>>562511572>At that point, I stopped trying to calm the argument and just stood in the doorway hoping my sister would drop the blanket.I may have laughed at this but brothers all still not sending their best. A man should be able to be a mediator between women and a brother should be able to NOT make his sister think he doesn't care or even worse think he is against her.Also what the hell was the fight about that she was naked under a blanket? She got caught masturbating or somethin?
>>562511947I ain't readin allat
>>562511572>>562511610>30 seconds apartOkay this confirms there really are multiple brothers with similar circumstances and posting styles. Which one of you jerked off into your sister's shampoo?
>>562509087ahh, another reason why is shitPochita is the genie of Aladdin now. One thing is eating up that somehow, the fucker can reset the time, and another is that he can change the outcomes of every situation to make Denji happy. Also, it doesnt erase that the whole shit feels and is a dream for all that Denji understand. There is no character progression, there is no development.
>>562512679What's the entity doing?
I think most blog posters here could solve 90% of their issues with their sisters if they just sat down and had an honest conversation with them.
>>562513106Roleplaying as a "saving" icon
>>562513106Studying why the vast majority of tar souls are women.
>>562512679Catching stray shots from Renee even though he's just a bystander watching the argument unfold.
>>562513249meant for >>562513106
>>562513205Kek
>>562513116I tried confronting my sister about the time she attempted to molest me, and she's taunted me with it ever since as the day I "nearly ruined our friendship". Yeah, I was soooo in the wrong accusing her of being unfaithful to her boyfriend. She also called me a pervert because when I interrogated her on her nonstop lewd oversharing, she misconstrued that as me apparently trying to strike a conversation about cunnilingus. I don't care who munches your carpet, bitch. The worst you could say I did was confess to spanking it to incest hentai to cope, but she's the one who broke that boundary when she got me blackout drunk to pop my cherry. Then she had the audacity the next morning to say "I hope you don't see me any different for that". How the fuck can I not? You showed me an exciting side of yourself and just want me to forget it? You're a slut and I should've let you fuck me up, honestly.
>>562513205>>562514535>This game saves data automatically.>Do not turn off your computer when this icon is visible.
>>562515379>TaR SouL. wHat iS tHe meAniNg oF tHi->WheEeeeEe!
>>562515379>>562513205A ??? saving icon would give the game so much more soul
>>562512561I am the Fireboykun and I did NOT do that.
>>562513116Just because I blogpost doesn't mean I have issues with my sister, especially not those regarding honesty. I am not honest with anyone in my life other than my sister, and even if I didn't wanna tell her the truth she knows me way too well to be fooled anyway.
>>562512015>A man should be able to be a mediator between women and a brother should be able to NOT make his sister think he doesn't care or even worse think he is against her.Yeah, but that's exhausting. I was getting ready to go to bed. Women just have this way of going on and on and on forever>Also what the hell was the fight about that she was naked under a blanket?No, her being naked was unrelated. It's just that my mom went into her room to yell at her after a shower, so she wasn't dressed/
>>562506595>and they end up together
>>562516078Hilarious.But it would spoiler ??? to the people playing for the first time who haven't seen it in Episode 1 yet.
>>562512150Damn he won the argument
>>562517394?a man with one testicle still can cum and breed
>>562513116I'm starting to think my sister might be a bit actually retarded, because I feel like she sometimes struggles to understand basic concepts
>>562517761You're starting to think your sister might be a woman?
>>562517658Half as much.
>>562517917A man with one ball or even no balls will produce the same amount of semen as it is produced in the prostate. He can cum as much as he likes god dammit
>>562517761Some people are just not so smart anon, also sometimes you need to actually care about something to understand it. In fact, when people care about something deeply, they usually think they're an expert on the subject regardless of whether they actually get it or not.Of course you always have the classical answer as well >>562517872
>>562514590>sister literally tries to rape brother>brother faps to incest hentaiCan you guys, like, fuck already?For real tho, have you gotten anything out of her to help you figure out why she did that? Because the way I see it from your posts is that she actually has the hots for you but is too embarassed/shamed to be honest about it, especially after trying to rape you. A female Andrew even.>I should've let you fuck me up, honestly.I wonder how that would effect you two. You should've let her have her way with you.
I suspect Lord Unknown will use his demon magic to make Andrew stop caring about Ashley in Decay part 2. We already know demons are manipulative and like to twist the meaning of their words for their own benefit. So, when LU "suggests" to Andrew that he should "stop having the thoughts he wishes not to have", he was actually referring to all the thoughts that make him love Ashley (platonically or otherwise). In turn, Andrew will finally free himself of the bond he has with Ashley. Thoughts on this?
>>562518258>A female Andrew evenI've been telling you guys Andrea is the best girl. Please fuck your mean older sisters.
>>562513116My sister is an absolute freak degenerate who eats the peel of the orange. Not like small slices or something, she just takes a whole orange, starts slowly peeling it with her mouth while eating it, and then the actual orange. You CANNOT reason with a person like this.
>>562513116I would DIE if I had an honest conversation with my sister.
>>562518258because its larp
>>562519374women are so corny for liking this
>>562519538Finally someone says it.
>>562519078I would say there's a 50/50 chance honestly>>562513116Nope.
>>562518258>For real tho, have you gotten anything out of her to help you figure out why she did that?She never admitted it but it's pretty obvious to me she got the idea to take me to the bar after hearing hours earlier that I was still a virgin.
>>562519010You know what some brothers in this general would give to have this be their biggest problem? God, /calg/gers doesn't deserve sisters.
>>562519010That's certainly strange, but it ain't no reason to deny yourself of a truthful relationship with your sister. Plus, think of all the nutrients! I don't think orange peel is harmful for you, it's just odd.
>>562496926>>562496971>>562497073all of him feeling sad for himself like anon said
>>562519918So you think she wanted to take your virginity (with force) to help you in her own way? Or she has a virgin fetish or something?Do you have any other idea why she might have done it?>>562520193But do fem/calg/ers deserve brothers?
>all game discussion is over and thread is back to cringe larp and blogpostingUntil next update
>>562520801Quick, someone grab the handbrake CGs....wait, there aren't any!!!
>>562520654It's not a sexual fetish because she's very asexual on the whole, it's probably trauma and/or her literally having autism. She doesn't bang her boyfriend, and as far as I know the last time he got a piece was when she woke him up in the middle of the night demanding he buy her a chocolate bar, saying she'd suck his dick for one. She whored herself out for a chocolate bar kek, and she couldn't even enjoy the chocolate bar because he nutted in her mouth without telling her.
>>562521258>she's very asexual on the wholeHow does that work if she's oversharing/tried to molest you
Andrew is such a slut.
>>562521503Because she used to be a massive whore, and she still has her moments of excitement + no filter.
>>562521539The 302 girl did nothing wrong and Andrew killed her in cold blood.
>>562521258Ok so she wants to bang (You) specifically. At this point just go for it.>>562520801Where else are we supposed to talk about our sisters? /r9k/? /b/? Fuck no! Nemlei (pbuh) has created the perfect game for us to use as a medium to vent about and solve our problems with our siblings, and we will use it as group therapy
I Am Once Again Asking You For Your Coffintuneshttps://youtu.be/-fYcsBBecJc?list=RDtW2b5U1pa9Y
>>562521503Plothole discovered, LARP detected
>>562518574...and then through their DESTINED love and friendship, Andrew inevitably falls back in love with Ashley anyway! Ashley then unleashes her hatched Tar Soul demon transformation to fight Lord Unknown, and seemingly deals the finishing blow...only for Lord Unknown to laugh.>That wasn't even my final form.LU emerges from the rubble to turn into the real final boss, who slaps the demon out of Ashley. Ashley gets up off the ground, and now she and Andrew use the 7 Chaos Emeralds to turn into their super forms and stop LU! After a hectic battle with Live & Learn playing in the background, a mortally wounded LU delivers his last words, "Heh, you and I...we're the same...". Andrew and Ashley finish him off with a double kamehameha. Ashley declares "I guess this really was a Coffin of Andy and Leyley" before they ride off into the sunset and then "What I've Done" by Linkin Park plays in the credits.
>>562522347Eh, if it's larp it's not because of that. Zoomer women all have "hoe phases" now
>>562522498no they dont, only the fatherless ones
>>562522498Don't single out the zoomer women, all of them had hoe phases. In the 1930s housewives were cucking their husbands with milkmen, the milkman was the Chad because back then it was kinda taboo for a woman to have male friends so she'd end up fucking workers. >>562522704That's a cope, I don't know a single woman over the age of 21 who's a virgin. They all fuck around either since high school or right after.
>>562521714So she is whore and is now with a loser who she won't have sex with. Seems like a gen z woman alright.On her being a (former(?)) whore tho. Do you guys think the bigger of a whore a woman is, the more chances of her having sex with her brother?
>>562522853thats a (You) issue
>>562521759>t.She's dead, you don't have to simp anymore bro
>>562522853I'm starting to think the only reason femcels think Nemlei is male is because Ashley is a virgin
>>562522907So you married your virgin high school sweetheart? Congrats anon.
>>562523049No, but i took the virginity of a 24yo
>>562522853>In the 1930s housewives were cucking their husbands with milkmenOh, you're one of *those*
>>562522853>I don't know a single woman over the age of 21 who's a virginI know one but she's fat and ugly
>>562523096And now she's a whore thanks to you. This is why Chads should be either castrated or legally forced to marry every woman they've ever fucked and financially provide for all of them.
>>562521759Malcom she never loved you
>>562523264The correct solution is mandatory sibling marriage.
>>562523264Is this what women mean when they say "butthurt incel loser"? Maybe they were right.
>>562523428The alternative is the end of the world and WW3 over water and oil. Pick.
>>562523268Why did Nemlei made such a retarded choice as to make it "Malcom" like he's a saint born before language standardization? I immadiately look for an L there and feel physical pain when I can't find it. Hacklei.
>>562523016They cannot compute that a women like Ashley might not want to ride the cock carousel
>>562523543...the alternative for women?
>>562523604The "eww sex is icky" phase in autistic women ends when they're college age, Ashley's slow so she'll want to ride the cock carousel in a year or two.
Reminder that modern women is not the natural state of women. A woman who's in desperately in love with a life-long partner has no reason for the cock carousel (despite what your fetish might wanna see). However those women are probably also very sad, like Ashley.
>>562523149Teen Renee so cute>>562523264>And now she's a whore thanks to youWe are still dating
>>562524019>We are still datingAnon got BTFO I kneel>inb4 then she wasn't a virgin
>>562523972>has no reason for the cock carouselYeah, she'll only fuck one or two other men behind your back and one of your kids won't be yours. Reminder that in biblical times they were stoning adulterers to death. Why would they have the death sentence for cheating if it wasn't a serious problem?
>>562524217More than one cock is a carousel.
>>562524753how many cocks did he take
>>562524753Marion is a cutie, his design alone is honestly way better than the game he's in
>>562519010>Eating peelsHonestly? Not an issue IF the oranges are organic. And she should wash them in either case as who knows which unwashed hands touched the fruit between picking and delivery to your local market.
>>562524753Andrew on the left bottom
>>562524753Nothing beats a fuckable boy
>>562525414Luckily she is a huge germophobe so she washes them for a good minute.>>562520193/calg/gers DON'T*, chud. Minor spelling mistake. Happens to the best of us, but I win.She also sometimes forgets to finish them as she's very easily distracted so you walk around finding shit like picrel in the kitchen. I'm telling you, she's the devil. She's the princess of hell. Lord Nemlei Christ my God... What sin did I commit to witness such abomination? Suicide fuel. Sisterest of sisters, this bitch.>>562520356>Plus, think of all the nutrients!GOD that's exactly what SHE SAYS! Renee and Douglas could be the most nutrient rich food ever but I wouldn't know because unlike our heroes™ I wouldn't eat them mo'fuckers.>I don't think orange peel is harmful for youIt's so acidic she spends the next hour complaining the sides of her lips are burning. You can see that she's suffering while trying to eat them too. I don't know what she likes about them however I will not lie it looks cute
>>562513116I have zero desire to talk to my sister since she had a meltdown a few months ago and cut me off. I bet she shares the same feelings. I cut off all my contacts and now I live like a hermit. I'm good on my own. I don't hate her. I came to the conclusion that our paths have now diverged so much that at this point we might as well be strangers. We share zero hobbies, nothing we can really discuss.I do sometimes think about what went wrong with us. She used to be sweet and nice when we were younger. I guess things just happened over time when neither of us bothered to talk to each other. Maybe things between us will improve in the future. I only have one piece of advice to all anons here. Talk to your siblings, even if it's just talking shit or arguing. At least you show some emotions and it's better than doing nothing at all.
>>562522143https://files.catbox.moe/jtwsgw.mp4>stars collide>when you and I>intertwine>for the first time
>>562526648I (male) have a similar thing with my older brother. He hasn't been a horrible person towards me and we never had a falling off incident, he was kind of a bully to me as a teen and that certainly fueled my disinterest in ever speaking with him but overall he was just an annoying person I wasn't terribly close with since childhood, so I didn't feel any reason to have any contact with them. Plus I hold a grudge like how I would hold Nemlei if I ever saw her IRL. I definitely get you.
Kiss sisters.
>>562527016Nice
>>562527369Do you get the same feeling that, over time, your sibling just exists and that's it? I started thinking about my sister since the new devlog, but my mind feels like a blank page. I can't really imagine any serious relationship between us.
>>562517872>>562518157I get that, but she also has these kinda wild mood swings. It's like Jekyll and Hide. Sometimes, she's a very sweet girl who is well mannered and a bit clumsy, and other times she's screaming and cussing and flies off the handle about everything. I just don't understand it.
>>562528773bipolar
>>562528773Do those periods of craziness happen to come about once a month?
>>562527452Reminder that Ashley was more into SnSdrew than Cliffhangerdrew.
>>562525293The Coffin of Andy and Leyley?
>>562529334I will remind myself that you pulled something straight out yo ass
>>562529329Kek>my sister is really emotionally dependent and not quite rational>she gets even more emotional once every month I don't know why>recently we had sex and now her belly is getting bigger!>ANONS WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY SISTER??Autisto-brothers aren't sending their best
>>562529334The bit between their kiss in the tower and their fights at the end is the happiest we ever see Ashley
>>562459042Prime rape meat.
>>562530307She'll piss herself
>>562530307
>>562522143https://files.catbox.moe/7scsmv.mp4>A glimpse of the silhouettes>A night that they never forget>Touch me, yeah>I want you to touch me there>Make me feel like I am breathing>Feel like I am humanI just realized last time >>562507415 I posted the whole lyric video of the song instead of this edit
>>562459042My wife Noelle is the prettiest!
>>562530413Sorry Noelle, we don't get much females around here.
>>562530307Why are imps not just frozen on sight again?
>>562530630wdym? /calg/ is nothing but females.
>>562462713The hottest thing a woman could talk about is me getting her pregnant. I think it’s because I was raised by a single mother who drilled into my head the lesson of doing whatever it takes not to get a girl pregnant out of wedlock so it sorta metamorphosized into me having an impregnation kink as an adult.
>>562530830>impregnation kinkAnon... impregnation is literally not a kink, it's the primary function and end-goal of sex.
>>562529334This. Ashley (Nemlei) just can't help herself. They crave the abuse, violence and mindgames so much, it's like a drug that Ashley doesn't understand but can't stop craving. >>562530236When the siblings make love being drunk on the SnS vision, we see Ashley heart icon (And Andrew's, for the first time, but that doesn't matter because men are lesser beings than stray dogs to women). So far, both the Andy and SnS ending are Ashley wins, it's exactly what she want to some extent. >>562523759If she got the opportunity at any moment, sure. The thing about Ashley is that she was afraid of things she didn't knew about on her life, and Andrew is all she "had", but if she got a chance to see that there's nothing to fear, Ashley won't think twice before leaving Andrew for something better. If anything, is Andrew the one that have rejected opportunities, one after another, to be with Ashley. If the Andy ending was not enough, Burial it's going to be eye opening for Ashleyfags.
>>562531010why u sage?
>>562530830Impregnation is literally by definition the ONLY thing that isn't a kink.
>>562531010>incelspammer didn't play the game
>>562531131Ups, i was on /tv/ and forgot to change it.
>>562531236>i was on /tv/ewww
>>562471836I forget how hot this guy is.
>>562529021Maybe, but I think it's more likely that she's just really immature>>562529329No, it's all the time.
>>562531234>muh not played the gameI mentioned the scenes, stop coping. If my interpretation is different, it's a matter of opinions, but these are the facts. Call me all the names you want, it doesn't change it. >>562531341I was looking for a torrent...
>>562531363Nina's dad is really hot too
>>562531432>I was looking for a torrent...torrentbay dot stthank me later
>>562531131I also sometimes find myself alternating between /lit/ and this general and forget to delete sage from the field. Mistakes one commits in the heat of the moment.
I have to give credit for the new bait. It's fresh. It's different.
>>562531734>baitthat word does not mean what you think it means
>>562531432Okay I guess SnSley had an orgasm but they haven't had sex yet in Cliffhanger, so in your psyop victim mind she must be happier with that version of Andrew.
>>562531838>that word does not mean what you think it meansIt means precisely what I know it means.
>>562531857>so in your psyop victim mindInsane projection.
>>562479224You’re reaching
>>562531857Ashley has never cum before. She touched her clitoris once and recoiled in shame because it made her feel the slightest bit of pleasure (she didn't deserve it)
Did he assrape her?
>>562532031I don't see how. She's making an accusation that explains why Andrew is not paying attention to her breasts. Even the Japanese translation had Ashley call him a faggot in this scene for this reason.
>>562530805Doubt it
>>562532512The creator isn’t Japanese lol. Who cares about some fan translation
the only way to treat ashley when she's getting uppity
>>562532823I'm just saying that I'm not the only person who interpreted Ashley's line like that
>>562533038A man who does not like tits is a faggot.
What happened at the end of the makeup video
>>562530805Then where are all the brother stories? If there's one thing I've learned about women, it is that they love talking about every single fucking thing in their life. And yet, we don't get any brother stories around here.
>>562529334Nemlei is projecting her abuse fetish, but many women love toxicity. I hear this shit at my job all day.
>>562533373Something dangerous
>>562533475What exactly
>>562533038Not every gamedev bends the knee to the globohomo fag women minority worshipper jewish cabal archonic NWO that pervades the mind of the majority of the population today, so sometimes you see some vidya characters actually behaving like real persons and calling each other fags, retards, commies and niggers when the context arises. Nemlei is a northen european indie gamedev wiccan schizo fujo, so yeah, Ashley was calling Andrew a fag on this one.
>>562533347KEK
>>562533615There is a brown girl in one of the ouija board scenes lmao. Go back to pol, retard.
>>562533736>I have to be racist to be able to express myself on the fiction i writeThe current state of affairs it's so embarassing for the human race.
She's crying because she isn't held by Andrew
>>562533736What the fuck does that have to do with anything?
>>562533832it’s so hilarious that these retards want so hard for nemlei to support their culture war bullshit that they reach for microscopic “hints” of conservatism.
>>562534047Bro what are you even talking about?
>>562533591Andrew shoving her face in the sink.
>>562533893I doubt nemlei gives a shit about your culture war grievances.
>>562534250Anon, he was suggesting that Ashley was calling Andrew gay, calling a man a cocksucker (the implication that he sucks male genitals) is saying he is a homosexual, you're the one making this a culture war grievance.
>>562534184Doesn’t look like her face is in the sink to me in this pic >>562532460>>562534341Yeah because he’s desperate for nemlei to be homophobic.
>>562533736>the only brown person in the game attempted to summon the anti-christVGH
>>562534108What is that retard talking about? Why the first defense mechanism you "people" have it's pretending to be retarded? >muh go back to /pol/Nemlei seems to be the kind of person that just writes what she wants and commits to it. That's the point.
>>562534385>Yeah because he’s desperate for nemlei to be homophobic.Bro you've lost your fucking marbles. Ashley insults Andrew by calling him gay, and now that's suddenly "homophobic."
>>562534446So did the protagonists of the game. >>562534465Then stop bringing culture war shit into the discussion.>>562534510She never calls him gay. She just says “cocksucker” like he says “wanker”.
>>562534582You have to be baiting at this point. Is this because the incel bit died off? Are you having a melty because saying a man sucks penises is in fact calling him a homosexual?
>>562534667He can be bi for all we know. Stop reaching.
>>562534798>He can be bi for all we know. Stop reaching.Ah, it was bait after all. Ya got me.
>>562534582>Then stop bringing culture war shit into the discussion.Example? Hint: Pointing at the reasons why so many entertainment fiction sucks these days is not "culture war", so stop being disingenuous?
>Andrew isn't looking at Ashley's boobs>Ashley therefore accuses him of preferring cock>uses a homophobic slur to elucidate thisHow is this confusing to anyone?
>>562534891Anon already confirmed it's bait, might as well stop biting.
Not reading the full conversation, but I jerk off to gay porn and have never felt the word "cocksucker" was homophobic. I get that it literally is. But it feels closer to the word "asshole" or "dumbass" in the sense that it's a generic insult. Kinda like how I'd tell someone to stop being a faggot not to mean "stop liking boys" but more like "stop being annoying"Anyway, which Nemlei character has the softest bussy, and why is it Thiu?
>>562534864Cocksucker is a generic insult. Talk to real people outside of 4chan, retard.>>562534891You just want so badly for your rightoid bullshit to be validated.
>562534798I knew you were an assblasted fag lol. Go back to twitter, retard. Either discuss and stand on your own terms, or get lost, this is not the internet daycare unlike the discord from where you come from, you actually need to believe in something to discuss anything.
>>562535024>Not reading the full conversation, but I jerk off to gay pornNo homo, right?
>>562534950Maybe if you got off your fat terminally online ass and talked to real people, you’d understand that it’s a generic insult.>>562535024You are interacting with socially stunted basement dwellers. Everyone knows that cocksucker is a generic insult>>562535084You’re a fat and ugly rightoid, and Nemlei probably thinks you’re a joke.
You niggas get the trolls you deserve I don't know how the fuck you can keep thinking this shit is real, especially after a major update when all of the bored faggots come here to shit up the thread.
>>562535220>No homo, right?Maybe just a lil' homo
>>562535236>it’s a generic insultThe only time in the game where Ashley accuses Andrew of sucking cocks is when she's disappointed in him not looking at her breasts. She's calling him a fucking queer.
>>562529923Blush vs no blush in Cliffhanger.
If I keep responding to the troll, I will surely own him and he'll walk away defeated!
>>562535236I'm apolitical, and you're just projecting. These are the facts, opinions are irrelevant, they are just for fun to discuss and explore ideas around Nemlei stories. If you were a /pol/tard you would call me a leftist, it's all the same dogshit, me and everyone who agrees with myself it's immediately the boogeyman you are so afraid of confronting, so talking to you it's worthless because you don't really believe in anything. Your mental illness is none of my business. Ashley called Andrew a fag, you don't need to automatically make a fan fiction and discuss that instead, it's annoying.
>>562535437Cocksucker is a generic insult. Literally touch grass you fucking dumbass>>562535593 Nemlei literally made a gay sex game before lmao. And cocksucker is a generic insultTouch grass.
>>562531363>>562531506I wish troons left /calg/
>>562535781I wish rightoids would all kill themselves
this still has a general? what is there to even talk about?
Fujoposters fly above these petty squabbles
>>562535861Kek I just got here what are you saying
>>562535995Andrew literally raped Ashley in the newest video devlog and nobody’s talking about it
Nah, i'm dropping it here. Nobody can be this dense. Meds, now.
>>562536104There is no rape in this game, nor will there be.
>>562536113You’re stupid.>>562536165Oh really? Then what happened at the end of the makeup video?
>>562536165>nor will there be.
Andrew should make Ashley suck his cock to show her who's the real cocksucker in the family.
>>562536251>Then what happened at the end of the makeup video?Forcibly shoving Ashley's face in the sink to wash off the makeup.
Wtf there was a new update? Ok who won and who lost.
>>562536251>Oh really? Then what happened at the end of the makeup video?Andrew got on all fours and swallowed Ashley big futa cock because Nemlei wrote a gay game once and that's enough to make shit up in my head and get mad with the internet for no reason.
>>562536285One of the siblings drank cum and it's not the sister.
>>562536285>Dinner's ready Ashley, eat up
>>562536304Her face wasn’t ever in the sink.
>>562536382>who lost/calg/
>>562536517Nemlei can't draw ok
>>562536539Ironic, that every time a devlog comes out to bring good news the thread gets infinitely worse because it draws in all of the autists who have a massive bone to pick with the thread/game.
>>562536386normal people use cocksucker as a generic insult lmao. you just have no social life so you don’t know that
Better to cum in the sink than sink in the cum. - Tzuley
>>562536382>who wonHistory will absolve Renee Graves
>>562536539This says a lot about our society.
>>562519010I've read some fucked up stuff on /calg/ but this takes the cake
who do you think should be elected?
>>562536776Anon, his sister is a fucking gigastacy what do you mean? That's such a power move.
>>562536652Time off. Why are you projecting this hard?>You're just an ugly bastard incel virgin with no social life that sleeps under the bridge big meany smelly anonWhat that has to do with anything lol, are you a woman??? Why are you so upset that Ashley called Andrew a fag? It's just funny banter
>>562536853She never called him a fag. You’re socially retarded
>>562536382>who wonDouglasLORDSReneeGODSAshleySCHOLARSJuliaTITANS (she doesnt appear = she lives)>who lostAndrewyumeshaggotshitters
>>562536853Are you being retarded on purpose, or are you going to keep feeding him so he has reason to stick around? I literally hate you more than the trolls who shit this place up, because people like you are the only reason they come here. Too fucking stupid to shut the fuck up and hit the funny red X on the top right corner for an hour or two.
>>562519010>, she just takes a whole orange, starts slowly peeling it with her mouth while eating it, and then the actual orange.I thought everyone was overreacting until I read this part. It'd be one thing if she ate the orange like an apple, but eating the whole peel first is bizarre
>>562519078He posted about this incident before multiple times. Besides, if it were a larp, it would most likely have ended with the sister actually succeeding.
>>562536948What about Nina appreciators?
>>562537006You’re both stupid
>>562537035>dad appearsNinaAPPRECIATORS WON
>>562537006>samefagging nowRetard.
>>562536853>Time off.Time OUT, you wallaby
>>562537146You’re so dumb idek how you function daily.
>>562536831Douglas.
>>562536948>>who lost>AndrewyumesI'm so serious when I say that I've sold all my Andrewcoin. I've been holding that shit since Ch1, back when Andrew was considered a good boy. But as we've gotten to know more and more about him, Andrewcoin has started to plateau. Now, I'm worried it's going to crash. I'm ALL IN on Parentcoin. I took out a second mortgage
>>562537245Retard.
>>562524753Accurate
>>562535593The last time I saw Stirner in /calg/, someone was explaining why cumming in your sister's shampoo is based
>>562536716I seriously, seriously doubt it. Even despite the humanizing elements, Renee acted in a way that is completely unconscionable her entire life, and more to the point: she's dead. The best she's going to get forgiven by Ashley, maybe Andrew begrudgingly, and she'll get to roam as a spirit with Douglas for eternity, but that doesn't obviate the fact that her life was a complete disaster and the fact that she was a horrifically bad person whose life made the world a worse place.
>>562537456Pedophile.
>>562537797Counterpoint: She's cute
>>562533417is there a psychological reason for why women loves a man more the worse he is
>>562537445>>562536948Anyone else thinks that Andrew acted this way because of the demon hex that Ashley put on him? Back in the day, i read a theory here about Burial being Ashley centric, and that Andrew was slowly becoming a brainwashed Yes Man under her psychic influence. So Andrew in this route it's acting on extremes, and when Ashley backed out from the Burial route, this made Andrew just self destruct on the spot because "his soul belongs to her now". >>562537740Kek.
>>562536432>posts fanart instead of the actual ingame cg
>>562537890>is there a psychological reason for why women loves a man more the worse he isThe prevailing theory is that women's instincts haven't evolved past hunter-gatherer stages where violent psychopathy was a desirable trait for the good of her children, and potentially her depending on the TYPE of violent psychopath. The simplest answer is that women are retarded.
>>562537890We love the build up. Andrew acts all tough but eventually he’s gonna just lose himself and give Ashley the hottest sex ever. I hope he actually did rape her in the sink after seeing her with lipstick on
>>562537831xD
>>562536831I ain't votin' for no fuckin' lady.
>>562537445I've always been fully invested in parentcoin. Who knows what the future holds, but I feel confident with keeping it.
>>562537740>Rubbing your pussy juice on your brother's hair is based.
>>562537890There was a good image somewhere comparing both Andrew and Ashley in their sex appeal as characters. This is kind of true for some men as well, where they love a passionate ("crazy") woman which is also sweet and tender.
>>562538125>we>as if
>>562533406Every sister story here is actually a genderswapped brother story
>>562538742I don't know which one you're saying but I remember making this centuries ago
>>562538752I’m not gonna post pics here but i’m 100% a biological woman.
>>562539145Tits or GTFO.
>>562533417>>562537890>>562538092Not all women are broken tumblrinas>>562538125>we
>>562537797Coffin will be all a dream and Ashley will woke up in the schoolyard and nina will live and Andrew will love her properly and her parents love her and everyone will eat lemon cupcakes andThere will be a Tails Get Trolled level scene where this actually happens but it's some demon fucking with Ashley head, showing her all the things she probably regret never living up to, and push her to a breakdown and then eventual wake up call.
>>562538027Holy shit I had completely forgotten about the hex. That's a good point, what if that's an allusion to what it does?Ashley claimed him but rejected him and Andrew's soul being aware of this made him go madder than usual.
>>562539145If there are no timestamped tits, you're a man. I don't make the rules. Tits or GTFO
>>562538952Ashley's side profile makes her look like a monkey
>>562539145>I’m not gonna post pics here but i’m 100% a biological woman.That explains the later stage thread shitposting. We must be better men.
>>562538049>fanart>missed the whole scene where Renee caught Andrew fucking Ashley's face and threw them out of the house
>>562539145Sure
>>562536716>>562537797I don't think she will be ''absolved'' and much less resurrected but in one of the endings her and D's souls will be freed
Whatever happened to anon's cool hat? I even made a 557711519shley for it.
>>562539785Did you say Hatleys?
>>562539531>Hey Andrew, can I borrow some cash? I'll pay you back once-
/calg/ is full of experts on women and psychology I see
I just think Andrew is really fucking cornyI get girls being into like Leon or Toji or whatever but i dont get Andrew
>>562540293Sensitive eloquent romantic handsome serial killer. Think about Dexter and Jeff the Killer for example.
>>562540562whore
>>562540515He's not like Dexter he's just cringe>jeff the killerlmao, people wanted to be fucked by that?
>>562540597Well, now I know this thread is full of loser men.
>>562540717>lmao, people wanted to be fucked by that?Today we remember the old days. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEmX4NtSJXE
>>562540293Andrew is hot to the female gaze, and his unhinged lust for Ashley is also hot
>>562540879>that picits funny because it doesnt even look like jeff the killer
>>562540562Brother story NOW
>>562540976Jeff The Killer, Bill Cypher from Gravity Falls, Zim and Dib Membrane from Invader Zim, i think there was even a girl that fantasised about muscular spongebob and drew all sorts of OC's with her Spongesona creating all elaborated meadderings that would put Dante Alighieri to shame. I personally get where they are coming from, it's hard to explain, it's an spiritual thing.
>>562541179I only have a sister, sorry
>>562508897Amy
>>562540562Not timestamped
>>562540562nice gyno faggot
>>562541314>Men's romanceNah, i agree with Nemlei on this one.>>562541520Lost.
>>562540562paizuri
>>562540562Fake tits and if not it's even worse
>>562540562>can of monster ultra peach in the backgroundbased
>>562540562
>>562541292Sister story NOW
>>562541809Nemlei's tits are for Kit10
>>562541809Fuck off ducktranny, stop posting Nemlei dox materials.
>>562530897>>562531143Wait, so if a woman I love grabs me and tells me “I wanna make you a father. Cum inside me, my lover” then that’s NOT a kinky thing to say? Idk that sounds like a kink to me.
>>562540562>blondefine you pass
>>562542134>tcoaalGo back
>>562535593Anyone who display this picture gets the bullet.
>>562542134Nice tits and all but why do you feel the need to prove something to random shitposters on the internet?
>>562541843I hate her boyfriend because he’s an obnoxious piece of shit.
>>562537740Stirner was a weird little man. That’s for sure.
>>562542291>why do you feel the need to prove something to random shitposters on the internet?not her but.... weren't you the ones who asked for her to post the "proof" in the first place???
>>562542556Noone actually mean it, we mean to say shut the fuck up about your personal info (other than sister stories, of course) in the anonymous image forum
>>562540562>>562542134>deleteddamn, jannies are such literal massive homofaggots, amirite?
>>562512561>>562537740>shampooYes, I'm still here. No, neither of those posters are me. I'd appreciate if you'd forget about what I did, I feel awful about it and don't like having it brought up
>>562541520>>562541770thats clearly a real biological woman you pornsick faggots. this game was made by a woman for women, does the fact that there are real nonas here surprise you that much?
>>562540562>>562542134Hussy alert
>>562542395Wait till they break up then tell her "told you so"
>>562542072It's not a kink dinglefuck
>>562542906I don't care if xe's a real woman, attention whoredom is spiritually troonish
>>562543149>see girl>get angryyou are spiritually a faggot
This is /calg/ - The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General, not /ccasfg/ - Continuous Conversation About Some Foid General.Shut the FUCK up about it and talk about the video game
I did my part. Ashley would be proud of antihussitism.
>>562543149i agree
>>562543342Based
>>562543286Noone cares about your mediocre tits lolTo keep it on topic, let's post some real tits.
>>562542281>t. Spook
>>562543538
>>562542839Sorry anon, it's difficult to forget something like this. But I remember that you really felt conflicted and terrible about it. I'm not judging you, I just hope you are doing better now.
>>562542556"Tits or GTFO" is commonly misread as generic le misogyny when it's anything but; it's telling you there's only one way to get attention through flaunting your gender. On 4chan, we are Anonymous and your personal identity is meant to be irrelevant. The moment someone brings up their sex, they are trying to sell you something: either a redpill guy trying to promote his ideology, or an attention-seeking whore attempting to titillate you over the airwaves with "zomg it's a real girl!!1". 4chan has always had femanons and they've long understood that "tits or gtfo" doesn't mean "women aren't allowed here unless they post tits"; it means "if you are breaking anonymity to make your sex an issue, cut to the chase or fuck off." It applies to men as well, but "balls or gtfo" doesn't have the same ring. I guess the male equivalent is just calling them an incel.
>>562523604>They cannot compute that a women like Ashley might not want to ride the cock carouselI dunno, she looks like the trashy type given that she wanted to knowingly become a massage prostitute
>>562543538stay made, queer
>>562543661
>>562543538HELL YEAHYOU SAID THAT BITCH THOSE ARE REAL TITS OH MY GOD
>>562543337There is a videogame?
>If you state your gender in your comment or post in an otherwise identifiable manner, bait, or thirst-post, you will be banned and your comment will be deleted.
>>562543616Explaining why women like Andrew from the perspective of a woman isn’t attention whoring.
>>562543787said the Coffin "fandom"
>>562543941Yes it is.
>>562543647Ashley doesn't ride the cock carousel, she rides the cock rollercoaster. This bitch craves some serious dicking, downright sexorcism.
>>562543647She didn't want that job. It was a form of self-harm after she gave up on her worthless, brotherless life.
>>562543980Then don’t ask why women like this game, or why we like Andrew. Better yet, don’t even pay attention to the fact that this game was made by a woman for women.
>>562543941That was somewhat relevant to the discussion as somebody asked about women's views on Andrew; posting your tits isn't relevant, and just proves you are a pliable whore.
>>562544070Non-sequitur, disregarded.
>>562493638Fear not, young one. For I believe in Total Haggot Death.
>>562543986>>562544052And just like the typical femoid, she tries to ride cock as a way to get attention, she doesn't care who gives it to her provided she gets some.
>>562544073Then don’t ask for tits? That’s your problem for being a horndog.>>562544126Don’t ask for tits lmao.
I just have to accept that the worst time to discuss the game is after an update because of the sheer number of bitter fags who come here to ruin the thread.
>>562458725>Previous demon summoning session?
>>562544164This kills the advertisers.
>>562544157Do you seriously have nothing better to do than shit up the thread about how much you hate women?
>>562543934Nemlei what did they do to your face??
>>562544242People called me insane and a shill with bad intentions when I say this... Now people are starting to realize.
>>562543093Nigga HOW? HOW is it not a kink?
>>562544070So why do you like the game?
Can you faggots stop >>>/r9k/ posting, please?
>>562544350>Now people are starting to realize.I've always known that slow /calg/ is the preferred mode for actual fans because the minute an update drops every discord secondary drops in to fuck up the thread because it's finally fast enough to get their (You) fix. The only people worth talking to in this thread are the real niggas who stick around despite the lack of keys being jingled in their face.
>>562544324AW FUCK I THOUGHT THAT DIDN'T HAVE NIPPLES SHITSPARE ME JANNY I THROW MYSELF AT YOUR FEET
>>562544328It's just the facts, bro. Take a shill pill, don't doubt Shakespeare authorship.
>>562544496I like making an observation about the game or something kind of contentious during the droughts, because that leads to probably the most interesting game discussions here.
>>562544428Because i want to see andrew and ashley make super passionate love together. Andrew has been edging this whole time, so when he finally gets the chance to do what he wants to Ashley, it will be glorious. I will wait as long as nemlei wants for that to happen
>>562544070>Then don’t ask why women like this game, or why we like Andrew. But that's actually discussing the game...
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
>>562544232>Then don’t ask for tits?It's a shit test; by posting tits, you have proven that the question was worth asking in the first place. You are supposed to disengage, because this post (>>562538125) already consummated the genderposting.
>>562543538Ashley's tits are so great it dazzles my eyes
I just want them to be happy, bros. Can we have just one route where they're happy and content with each other? Please feed us fluffbros, Nemlei.
>>562544689It's when our own reality and this shared fiction we experience converges that the best and most meaningful discussion comes up on this site, without fail. This riles up the shills for some reason.
>>562544749>the moids are giving shit tests It's so fucking over
>>562544749It’s me, hi, I’m the problem it’s me
>>562544242>>562544350You people are such drama queens. An hour of bad posting and it's this song and dance again
>>562543616Thanks for the copypasta. This is officially now belongs to the collective 4chan hive mind. Your contribution is appreciated.
>>562544931>An hour of bad posting and it's this song and dance again>an hourNigga it's been nothing but bad posting.
>>562544818Oh no my eyes!
>>562538125>and give Ashley the hottest sex ever. I hope he actually did rape her in the sink after seeing her with lipstick onIt's so hard to not be misogynistic
>>562545009>it's been nothing but bad posting.Yeah, yeah, I know how this goes. You're such a true Scotsman that you trip over yourself to say that everything sucks all the time and the general is ruined, yet you of course stick around through it all despite it being always terrible all the timeAnd this is somehow meant to dupe the people who were posting ITT 2 hours ago and having fun the whole time
>>562544730He's had that chance for years, but has been choosing to be a retard instead
>>562545234Why?
>>562543616>"zomg it's a real girl!!1"Kek
>>562545245Thanks for providing and example of a bad post
>>562544896
>>562545282>wants Ashley to get raped>Why?
>>562545361>and example
>>562545265That’s why i wanted to see him get jelly. Everyone thought i was some troll who had a ntr fetish but i really just wanted to see andrew get jealous, and nemlei has satiated me.
https://x.com/coffinofcathy/status/2040535610859942268
>>562545424That poster's a woman anon, you should know by know how it is.
>>562545234Rape is such a disgusting thing, women shouldn't have to bear the burden of getting raped and I resent any woman who wanted to be degraded so. Reverse rape is cleaner, and hotter as well.
>>562500457>>562544317I hope it becomes a fun tradition to change this line up every time. Some ideas:>previous 6FU meeting>previous vision>previous demon realm>previous appointment with the Surgeon>previous week in quarantine
>>562545424Andrew raping Ashley would be extremely hot. >>562545578It’s just hot. Nobody says fantasies have to be morally correct
>>562545619>previous sibling mating ritual
>>562545578>who wants*
>>562545619You know, I used to be of the belief summoning LU in Chapter 2 would have a visible effect on the story in later chapters. I don't really see how it could at this point... unless... OH. WAIT
>>562545234I'm starting to get the impression that we are under a real female invasion, and no I'm not talking about the tits. You can tell there are women existent somewhere immadiately when any kind of talk about gender starts shit. Is this the "women who enjoy true crime shows, gothic romance, and dark comedy" our Lady Nemlei (pbuh) talks about? Is this the end times? The fifth trumpet?
WHAT IF: summoning LU in Chapter 2 or not will be the difference in Burial between Ashley choosing to become the Cult's leader or a complete deviation to the story entirely?
>>562545853Post beef.
>>562545853Why don’t you go play some braindead porn game since you hate women’s fantasies so much?
>>562545929>why don't you blah blah blah blahbro shut up
>>562545867Nah, I doubt it. I say that because I semi-regularly get called a woman here when talking about stuff like gender or rape (though I haven't today), and I'm a dude. I think some anons just assume that certain mindsets can only be held by women
>>562546019Retard
>>562546087>more babbleDude rape fantasies are almost as retarded as liking immigrants
>>562545929Not to look like I am in support of the brownie, but you guys (or more like gals) are so sensitive lol
Can you assholes leave the /r9k/ posting in this thread?
>>562545929huh
>>562546136I hope you aren’t allowed to immigrate anywhere if your homeland ever gets nuked
>>562546231>allowedLmao
>>562546332>>562546332>>562546332pan
>>562546027What I mean is stuff like this >>562545929. No male has ever said anything like this, including troons and gays. Only biological women with the tightest cunts and fertile lands to spread seeds, so much estrogen that her hips are wider than her shoulders, can write this.
>>562546281I hope you get sent to a camp for illegals.
>>562545963>>562545963>>562545963
Man or woman, as long as you like sibling incest, it's cool.
IT HAPPENED AGAIN
>>562546370Haha, my hips are actually wider than my shoulders
>>562545507>>562545668I don't claim to be the woman expert but I'm assuming the rape fantasy is actually just the desire to be so desired the man loses his control. Of course the man in question needs to be already attractive. The same way men who claim to love milfs only talk about those who look young.With all this said, I think Ashley would be into it if it's Andrew.
>>562546461I swear to fucking god some of these niggas need to be purged
>>562546461just letting you know my barbie mugshot thread came first before the doom one, alright?
>>562546526Exactly! Andrew has been so repressed his whole life that it will be so hot when he finally explodes
>>562546630You took your sweet fucking time posting the link then dumbfuck
>>562545578I’m a man and I wished my babysitter raped me when I was a kid.
>>562546630Yours doesn't have the funny text.
>>562546678not my fault people in /calg/ think is somehow mandatory at baking a thread on page 8like anyone should have this amount of patience to do that in first hand
>>562546948>like anyone should have this amount of patience to do that in first handRetard
>>562546948>fucked up English>doesn't know how to thread etiquetteVery familiar, you do this shit on purpose, and your threads will continue to fail.
>>562547020>struck a nervelol i knew you'll get this bit mad>>562547030>>fucked up Englishfaggot, if you think there's any mispelling from that post then i guess YOU are the one who doesnt know english in the first place, and even larping as a angloid
>>562547525keep coping about your failed threads
yeah no scratch what i said thank you for outing yourself as a shitposter
Raping Ashley should not be possible because of how bad she wants it
