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>>5624867611st for baby making sex with every girl in this image
>>562486761this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
happy easternow how long until they revert the sandman?
>>562487030every character in that image is tf2 relatedespecially b4nny
>>562487049infinity more weekseuuugh I could make the game objectively better with a single balance pass that wouldn't necessarily affect every weapon that needed a change, but it would affect the terribad ones
>>562487030you are a pedophile.
holy kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJO2ez_rJ9g
reminder that reasons 2, 4, 9, 10, and 14 are your friends
>>562487084Why is he smiling like that?
>>562487286Your taste in aesthetics and music is very odd, but I support this anyway because making medium effort+ TF2 content in 2026 is whitepilled
>>562487340he got told he got to be the easter bunny
gimme the australium original, valve
>>562487457why are you obsessed with him
>>562487617big fat plap meat
>>562487461The music is just a thing because using rap or rock is so fucking cliche and boring for a frag movie. It's not anything I actually listen to casuallyFinding actually good songs from the category of "basic bitch white girl pop songs" is very time consuming
>>562487702I mean I'd go with electronic music instead of basic bitch white girl songs, but that's one way to make it unique I guess
>>562487702good reasoning, good post
>>562487617fat ass cunny erotic...
>>562487836I was going to go with this song which is an electronic remix that was slowed down, but the lyrics are just a teeny bit unintelligible at times. Also more people seemed to like the originalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCzSz51BzW0
>>562488085AGP music
>>562488085agp KINO.
>>562486761>removed demofloyd from the picbruh not cool
>>562489819He was never in it, that was the Easter Bunny.https://firefriendly.fandom.com/wiki/FF2_Easter_Bunny
>>562489819removed pedo from the pic? based
>>562490160truke
>>562489928>had to change demo for b4nny because of unfortunate associationsActual plague. A fucking disease.
>>562490210Yep, it's a sad state of affairs when we can't post the Demoman from Team Fortress 2 at all anymore without this faggot trying to force his shitty meme
we got the easter b4nny so it's all good
Isn't Easter supposed to be on a Sunday?
>>562490210I think the anon who edited it just thought b4nny was funnier. But that makes it funnier since pedofloyd lost incidentally
>>562490403Easter lasts 3 days (Good Friday to Easter Sunday). On the third day (Sunday), He is risen.
>>562490456Actually, it was just because b4nny was funnier like this anon said
>>562490816>>562490879both are true
>>562491435plapping zhao's big fat bunny buns
>demonig enters server with his medic e-boyfriend up his ass 24/7it's funny that these people probably think they deserve to be alive
>>562490760>>562490879
>>562490760this one is funnier
>mods finally cleansing tf2gare we free?
>>562492350We'll never be free as long as mobile IPs are allowed and the bans are only 3 days
>>562492601...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
3 NIGASON CART
He's so perfect bros
>>562492601https://www.youtube.com/shorts/j_3_i_1cfRs
>>562490760>>562492601
finally... after 2 billion years... [valve] has come back to [tf2] to clean up the [bots]
>>562494007Just like how the real SaveTF2 went down, it took literal years
Do not let Weezy, TheWhat Show and Shork rewrite the history. It was signanon who saved us all.
>>562494220didn't those fags not even end up going to valve after collecting all those "signatures" (what was this even meant to accomplish)
>>562494334Only TheWhat did. Weezy had troubles crossing the border and Shork basically noped the fuck out (if I remember it correctly)
>>562494334they said they were gonna make a really big blanket with all the signatures in it and display it in front of their headquarters instead (no i am not joking)
>>562494334I don't think so, the last thing I remember was "we can't figure out the flight schedule" and they went radio silent after the bot problem resolved thanks to Sign Anon and not them.
>>562494481>they were gonna make a really big blanket with all the signatures in it and display it in front of their headquartersWtf? This has to be something TWS came up with because of how fucking insanely retarded it is...
>>562494481...by headquarters, did they mean valve's offices, or was this the chuckelfuck's pillow fort?
>>562494334https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u99BiROX73Aa book with the petition writers names was delivered and they got a tour (after tf2 was fixed)
>>562494757idk if it was specifically him, but they chose this instead of the signatures cuz they knew it would go straight into the paper shredder if they did>>562494901why not both?
>>562495068>chose this instead of SENDING** the signatures (by paper)woops
https://youtu.be/kyBwBClw8Zc
>>562495685
what’s the meta for the tf2 tcg?
>>562495729>left is reddit>right is 4chanExplains a lot
>>562487617which game is this little semen demen from
>>562495759tits cocks gay
>>562495853looks like an animated cg from Brown Dust 2. could be wrong
>>562495773ourguy is also asian if I remember right so its really 4chan and reddit pictured lol
>>562495759Fempyro is indispensable in every deck, not only for her Flash ability that stuns opponents but for her Service ability that heals teammates
If I was in charge of TF2 first thing I'd do, before removing casual even, is introduce gem/socket system from Dota 2 and watch traderfags piss themselves to death
>>562495980if you want to make traderfags piss themselves, add a crafting recipe of 9 scrap = 1 unusual and watch as their wallets implode
Goodnight sleepy tf2gs
>>562495890It was in fact from Brown Dust 2. Thank you
if I was in charge of TF2 first thing I'd do is give fempyro big boobies
Every few hours I go into the marathon general and post the player count with no further comment and it makes them mad every time.
>>562497381if I was in charge of TF2 first thing I'd do is make pyro fempyro and then do that
>>562496634you should drink lots of soda and stay up all night instead
>>562487049I sent them an e-mail about buffing it. We'll see how that turns out next update.I wonder how can we buff Candy Cane though. It is almost unusable unless you are a god at dodging explosive projectiles.
>>562501541CC is good with the shortstop because it lets you keep your distance
>>562500604but I do that and goon too
Hmmm Kyojiri Olivia in a barely fitting bunnysuit?
>>562505517I won't complain
>>562497650bungieniggers are insufferable and deserve every crumb of donkey shit they get served 2bdesu
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>562487236How so?
>>562486761e…etto…updetto?
>>562511842Updating Tsukasa’s vagina with my seed
>>562486761Woah this is an epic kino OP, you forgot the your Team Fortress 2 steam group though sister! https://steamcommunity.com/groups/TransFurtress2
what if heavy had a Spam sandwich in a Flooding building
>>562512617Why do you want to do that to a kid?
>>562512850what if heavy tf2 had 4 item slots so he can spam shotgun and sandvich?
Why does the Engineer have 2 laughing taunts?
>>562513303he's a saddist
>>562513303he literally installs an aimbot on the map
>>562487084Characters that /tf2g/ personalities love to post are not TF2 related.
me when i see a black person in my lobby
>>562513518the demoman has been in this game longer than you’ve been alive, chudmaster2008
>>562513806Trvke
>>562513806be nice to her -.-
people born in 2008 can vote now
>>562514063Scout voted for Obama.
>>562513518thank god I've never suffered this fate
>>562514227scout would have voted for obama a third time if he could have
>>562514313this is a reference to a movie >>562514853stupid
>>562514954>replying to a ban evader
>>562516125is this the tf2 meme that is always talked about here? THIS?!
>>562516437Yeah because it's just so funny.
>>562516660It is pretty funny, but why does it cause people to have full on meltdowns and spam over it? That is even more funny.
>>562516757I don't even know but I guess they liked it at first until someone decided to make it the OP a bunch of times.
>>562517338If it where a furry trans creature, people would love it in the OP.
>>562517453Trvke
>>562517453>If it where a furry trans creature, people would love it in the OP.
>>562517528Even if it's the same image over and over again.
>>562517718I mean, majority of the shitty OPs have been used over and over by some schizoid so yeah there is no difference at this point!
>>562517829Even in the last thread someone wanted to use this https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/561028381 image again.
tf2?
>>562518076sorry all we got is a friendless loser samefagging
frying pan
>>562518167Ain't no samefagging going on here.
>>562517929ah , yeah someone really wants their OC furry in the OP lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqyakRKrprkWhy Spy mains like Swipez keep using Amby after the nerf? Was he using it "ironically" to piss us off?
Splitting AxeSpy Melee replacement>+25 max health on wearer>Melee hits deal 50% of struck enemy's max health>No backstabsIt's hip to be square.
>>562518854because he didn't use the footage where he wasn't using it
>>562519615There are footage where he doesn't equip it but most of it he wields Ambassador. Is that gun shit like tf2g believe or not? Perhaps Swipez has a great sense of humor and try to make everyone laugh at his gameplay whenever they see him using Amby ironically? Who knows fr?
>>562518854>Why is the guy who can sneeze and backstab five people in a different area code using the worst spy gun to flex?Probably so he can feel something.
>>562518854because it's still fun, even after the nerf
>>562519824aren't you that retarded esl who thought the ambassador was overpowered because you ran into aimbots using it
>why is the player with 20 thousand hours on a class using the skill based weapon for the classI don't know, I'm drawing a blank
>>562519539Let me try.Reverse Natascha:>no slowdown on spin-up>20% faster spin-up>targets hit by bullets gain +20% movement speed
>>562518854because 102 damage close range from the pocket is way more valuable then 102 damage from any range that you need to build charges for
>tf2 has been out of development longer than it was in development (both pre and post release)
>>562520208You talk about building charges like it takes any effort to backstab npcs and sap teleporters. 102 at any range is far more valuable than an inconsistent 102 only upon headshot
>>562520349If it takes effort for you to headshot same NPCs, then sure. Building charges would be more valuable for you.
>>562520645You will never convince a shitter that skill based consistent damage > situational or conditional damage.
There's also the fact that hitting a fat amby headshot is boner inducing
the detonator went from being underrated to overrated in the span of just a couple years
it's good that detonator jumping sucks, I don't think pyros should be allowed to do that
How were your frags last night, anon?I forgot to post yesterday
>>562518854because the other revolves are simply boringan unlock that rewards skill expression is almost always going to be picked more frequently >>562521803>3 rounds of spawncampingpretty good I'd say
>>562521803I think you forgot to post because you had a meltdown, happens!
How do we fix /tf2g/?
>>562522910GL ever fixing this dogshit generalits all just>fempyro spam>anime spam>shupo spam >floyddemo or george floyd spam>avatarfag spam>e-celeb spamthis general took a massive dive past 2 years. this general will never recover and only the mentally ill faggots that infest it will slowly take over it completely and kill it. Just like the DS generals
then leave
>>562522910by removing posters that never talk about the game, like (You) and your phone IP
>>562523358This but all the off topic spammers
>>562523089You forgot the guy who makes it worse by making sex jokes about everything he sees.
>>562523368They should ban you too>>562523089The nose dive happened post covid imo, not just 2 years ago.
>>562520645You're not headshotting npcs, you're backstabbing them, please try to keep up
>>562523518You can't headshot good players that's a given, but not headsshotting NPCs is sad
>>562524349You don't shoot people you can backstab, that's why the gun is a secondary weapon
>>562524508The point is NPCs are easier to headshot than backstab
>>562524349>>562519980
>>562524861The point is why would you bother shooting people you can instantly kill, it's a waste
>>562524887? I have a hales own ambassador. Do you live life thinking anyone who isn't as dogshit at the game as yourself is some sort of straw man to cope with that lmao
>>562525030im not hearing a no
>>562524990It's fun, they're standing still why put yourself at risk when it's easier and safer to point at their head and click lol
>>562525204Oh really, damn schizophrenia is scary, hope you get better!
>>562525204Lol>>562525221I never said they're standing still? Shooting them literally puts yourself at more risk than just backstabbing them, which is actually the easier and safer of the two, because it oneshots them and draws less attention. I think anon's right, you sound retarded
>>562525541>shooting someone from a safe distance is riskier than being in melee range amongst them + their teamAlright you're not just bad, you're actually retarded. Have a good day
>>562525686If you're shooting them from a safe distance, your ambassador is going to be doing 54-72 damage, which is just going to alert everyone to your presence by the time you're actually able to kill anyone with it. I accept your concession.
Does Valve really make over a billi a year on Counter Strike? Jesus Christ
>>562525969You have no how to play the game, the damage ranges you just labeled are VERY far away. Claiming victory while being this bad with game sense and knowledge is so funny. I want whatever drugs you're doing really, try and have a good day because you're embarrassing yourself man
>>562526176>"h-have a good day" he says, still cryingOk.
>>562526773cope, take the L and go in peace
>>562525969Not if it's a headshot.
>>562528256Why are you replying to that retard giving him ammunition to go "erm from a far distance it does"that faggot cannot play the game to understand most spies are comfortable being in the correct range to consistently get 90-107 damage headshots.
https://youtu.be/eXzeUw3nLHE?t=293I don't know what this specific map is but it would be awesome if you could change any map's style, or at least the most commonly played maps, to another thematic only on your end, like terrain items in Dota.Instincts tell me it would be a lot of work, but pyrovision exists so maybe it's not that complicated to swap textures, some props, and the 3D skybox
>>562521803I've been trying to make the sandman workBut it just sucks ass
>>562529480Bro you can't be posting little kids on here like that man.
>>562526146Gambling addiction is no laughing matterjk imagine not being able to stop throwing money away LMAO
>>562529480
>>562529480You can pair it with the Baby Face's Blaster, only because it's funny how much faster you are than them
Jason Grant, whatever happened there
>>562529480You can slow down ubered targets or isolate a Medic away from his team if you are lucky to toss a cleaver at it like old times.I suggest that you stick around your Engineer to make use of that because when you try to hit the flanks that 15 health loss will be impactful.
robin walker appeared to me in a dream and said that sniper would be nerfed in the next update
>>562532119>scout>sit around the engiur retarded or something?
i run the holiday punch on heavy to random crit ubers, no need to thank me
>>562534039>light class>having 15 health penalty for no good reason>bringing yourself to third lowest max health in-game after kunai and earner Spy>taking risks trying to make a shitty weapon work>avoiding to get demolished repeatedly by staying near Engi to helpI donno, you tell me.
the scorch shot
These are the tolerant antibigot people that play TF2 ClassifiedI didn't know they were THIS mentally ill
>>562537127@FBI do something
all spy mains use autostab scripts
god the shounic 100 player server is chock full of weird fucking trannies
>>562538073give your nose a squeeze and tell me what ya hear
>>562538073obsesed
#livesezyjesus
#rapezestyjesus
>>562500604imagine the paizuri
>scout mains
>>562521803good, but not as good as baby making sex with miku
>>562538073look what you've done, you've upset them
>>562529480I need to suck her ass
>>562542576Peterfile
>petererm holy crap Lois
Top 10 moments in gaming that made us all cry
>>562544057https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAZB-RUmPYg
>>562509906Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with pyros. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>562546450this butt also shupos yordles and bunnies
>>562546542Many sisters are saying this
don't make me get the mod in here again
>>562546542that's it?
>>562547907the list would be too long if I included everything
When you see it you'll shit BRICKS
>>562542576how the fuck would that even work?
>>562548123David Byrne jumpscare
>>562548186suck on one cheek at a time, or if she's small enough, both cheeks
>>562548186Stop posting pizza man.
>>562548409No one's posting pizza.
>>562487617
>>562548736
>>562548551but you just did!!!
>>562548991Nuh uh, that's a vacationer lounging by the pool. You racist or something?
So, as far as I know, there are people in this community who are high-performing, high-achieving, and in general successful—people who deal with a lot of pressure and still push through and make things happen. That’s kind of who I’m trying to reach with this thread. I know most people here aren’t even employed, but I really wanna ask: how do you do it? What helps you cope?For me, the second I feel even a little bit of pressure—like “anon, you have to do this, or something bad is gonna happen”—I completely fall apart. If life isn’t just constant fun and partying, I can’t get anything done. But if the vibe is more like, “Hey, let’s try to do this. If we do it, cool; if not, no big deal. let's go out and drink anyway whatever we ball” that’s when I get the most done.Is anyone else like that? I feel like when there’s no pressure and it’s chill, I perform at my best. I really wanna figure out how to handle pressure better and still get stuff done when life isn’t all fun, Because at some point i think that i should be able to handle more pressure
>>562549885Is this a pasta or something? tf2g is the last place you should be seeking advice from
>>562549339>You racist or something?no, I'm not a tf2c dev
>>562550318didnt know tf2c was based, guess i have to try it nowlater homos
>>562500604imagine the cuddles
what do you think are the most important qualities of good tf2 players?heres my list1. High propensity for clutch upset plays2. How many crazy airshots they hit3. Personality4. Low propensity for tilting & throwing5. Association with asian culture
>>562550919for me number 1 is having a cute anime pfp that makes me want to cuddle with them
>>562551325see 5.
>>562550754Her tits would envelop you in warmth
>>562550919Asian culture sucks.
>>562550181/tf2g/ is one of the wiser threads I've seen, although that's not a competitive title given the state of this website for the past decade. Part of that probably comes from the game being from a different time and not appealing to the same crowd that eSports or gacha games do.
>>562551383i know but it's number 1 for me
>>562552470I can see that being true if the thread wasn't bogged down with the fl*ydschizos all the time.
>>562552470>feet*yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn*
>>562550919From being around enough people and their mains / playstyles they favor. As boring and vanilla as it is. I tend to gage players on their skill whether they can provide and adapt for the team and the round matchup or still hold their own off classing. I could dig under the surface and pick apart amoral low effort playstyles ( Black Box + Concheror, Tomislav, people who queue together to team stack ) and people who opportunistically decide to not read the room and decide to target you for getting one over on them. This may not really be an accurate or unbiased measurement of skill but more so how people choose to interface in the game. t.stock purist
its crazy that pubbers got the blackbox nerfed when it was already a questionable sidegrade back when it gave a fixed rate +15HP on hiti guess it just incentivized a shitty pussy playstyle to farm HP, but then thats to blame on the very concept of the weapon being dumb, not something to be tweaked.
Why is there no big TF2 streamer? They all get like 100 viewers.
why the fuck does trannycoms make a quintillion aliases for game commands that were already understandable? This one is for a command that already exists and is widely known called net_graph, what even is the point of making an alias for that single command ?xe even made an alias for the fucking "fps_max" command as if "fps_max" was HARD TO UNDERSTANDwhat the FUCKhttps://docs.comfig.app/latest/customization/custom_configs/#sound
>>562554463b4nny is the biggest.The real issue is TF2 is more fun to play than to sit and watch someone else play, unless it's a tournament / competitive like b4nny
>>562554463Actually Zesty's streams on YouTube are pretty popular and get a lot of viewership
>>562554463a "big TF2 streamer" would be dogshit taliored to poor brazilians, we're not missing out on much. Enjoy the aristocratic 100 viewer streams or the comp streams>>562554639Quake had the same issue, playing was fun as fuck but watching anything other than the top 4-6 guys was rare and even that was rarely done by the average player
>>562554463Jerma but he retired.
>>562554463A very significant amount of modern stream viewership is thirdies vicariously experiencing full-price big budget games that their laptops can't run.They don't need to do that with TF2.
>>562554582i find that 99% of programmers are spergs who can't fathom how people think>this thing isnt working>read the documentation>i did>>>562554680nice balls, ma'am
>>562554680but he doesn't really play tf2 during those streams
I hope BlessedViva makes it big.
who?
>>562555262I hope BlessedViva finally gets a chance to star in the videos he loves so much the liveleak videos he watches, I mean
Was medic a nazi during WW2?
>>562554582I think this is the way that some people convince themselves that they're leaving their mark on the world. Like when people make compatibility patches, bugfixes, etc. for old games and also include unnecessary things like, "I made the dirt texture a more pleasing brown." It's their way of changing how others experience something. i mean maybe ya know
>>562555493A nobody thread celeb that he insists on sucking off>>562555519Yes
>>562555501Fuck you he's a good human being.
>>562556520except when he calls all of his teammates shit or insults someone based on their items like a snob
>>562555527i really hate that xe forces you to read through her "documentation" and use her aliases in order to modify things about xer config, it used to be that it was just a plain text file and you just edited the textfile, or added an "exec mystuff.cfg" thing at the end for your own extra stuff, no retarded aliasesi think ill just go back to the old configs even if it means losing 0,5% of the performanceThese seem coolhttps://www.teamfortress.tv/65584/
>>562556764I know he's not perfect at TF2, he is a Medic main after all.
>>562556520...who likes watching other people die for fun
>>562557138Lots of people like watching others die for fun.
>>562557267no, just mentally ill people like you
>>562555594I know, it's just funny to me how much he obsesses over him for some reason
>>562552470peeyew
>>562550919having a Lucky Star pfp is the most defining aspect of a skilled tf2 player. all the good ones I know have a Tsukasa or Konata profile picture
me logging on to uncletopia: https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/2/29/Cm_engie_pregamefirst_comp_03.mp3
>>562546450this but on model male pyro
>>562550919I respect mediocre players who a fierce more than great players who are conservative. And when I see a great player who is fierce, that is when I know it's going to be a truly good game.
>>562554463uncle dane talked about this
>>562557746He thinks Viva's on his side because Viva hates anime too, that's literally itThe funniest part is Viva's repeatedly told him directly to get a job and stop sitting in the thread all day but he still jacks him off
I hate the aesthetics of Applejack. Look at something like the RED side of 2fort, or Granary, and you can really see how it has a depressing middle-of-nowhere farm look that isn't supposed to be funny. Then Applejack is just some cartoon shit. It's so bad.
>>562561795Worksloppers now don't understand TF2 has a deliberately subdued color palette so the mercs stand out against their environment.It's not isolated to just that map, but a lot of maps now are really colorful because they think "it'll stand out with more color!" without thinking about the art style or gameplay
>>562555501Speaking of wishing people things, i hope you become the girl in your avatar because you're so her
>>562514376>>562514853>>562516125https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5CjmHLUQQI
>>562554582You haven't watch xe's stream where xe deliberately makes xerself sound like the gayest possible femboy?That guy is nuts and argueably stupid.
>>562554361Black box originally gives +15 HP per enemy hit.You can shoot a rocket on a control point with six people capping it and instantly gain 90 HP
>>562566715that was FUN chud
Demo
floyd
This game helped me realize I dont like shooting games. I just really like shooting rockets.
>>562570709average soldier main
>>562570709this but hitting flare combos
>>562575143me on the right
>>562575143me on the left
>>562577032*humps you*
>>562577771SOOPRISE!
anyone who thinks pyro and/or the vaccinator are op is just a retard who thinks they should be allowed to take every 1v1
>>562577902ohh noooo
>>562528256I know this is bait, but those are the headshot values. The ambassador only goes up to ~51 damage on bodyshot, and that's point blank.>>562528696Project harder. If you're able to do 90-102 (the ambassador only goes up to 102, you'd know this if you actually played the game, let alone the class), you're not at a same distance. If you're that close, you're within 1-2-shot range from pretty much every single class.
>>562529480if the ball did 30 instead of 15 it might be worth using, but that's a big might..
>>562550181It's chatgpt
>>562554463The real answer is that there used to be, but the market is so saturated with streamers now that the viewership is spread out. TF2 is also an old game, and there are newer ones that draw a bigger audience. Also people's attention spans have become fried, so they'll only flock to already popular variety streamers.
Night time is Sniper time
>>562580009safe distance*
>>562581298Night time is Femsniper time
>>562582214as is day time
>>562582592True
>>562529034What video is he talking about at 10:16? I can't keep track of all the drama from the past X number of years
good night tf2g
botkillers are broken, any non-knife botkiller will have its attachment disappear a few seconds after pulling the weapon out. Switching weapons doesnt fix it and the only way to fix it is to go to a resupply locker or dying. But then it just glitches out again.>check your settingsim using the highest settings
>>562588568Goodnight sleepy tf2g
>>562588929source spaghetti/you fucked up your settings
>>562588568> dreamin' about that grapefruit videosame lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJj19bDSVr4oh wait>grapefruitI think we're thinking of different videos
just lost an hour long match of powerhouse with several stalemates
Are eternaweens on a slowly dwindling supply? Cause it sucks seeing them get more and more expensive as time goes by or is it just trade hoarders?
>>562592007at least you got to play for an hour instead of sitting through 6 or more loading screens
>>562592007but did you have fun?
>>562592035Both. Valve should just make them craftable every full moon or halloween.
>>562592007forget about winninggaming is about having fun
>>562592035>is it just trade hoarders?Yeah tradefags decided one day they would inflate the price of Eternaweens, and there's proof of them saying they were gonna "pump the price somewhere" but this economy is so fucked no one cares and you can just admit to price manipulation. There's really no reason for an item like that to have been artificially limited
TF2 should have some kind of a currency for playing system, like a gacha game, that you gain by playing casual, and get untradable cosmetic shit for. When I say gacha I mean more like a bonsaige, that you hop in to do daily and weekly shit to get all the currency provided to you for that period, and you can trade the currency for special lootboxes or to buy craftable hats directly, also shit like tour of duty tickets etc.If you save your currency without spending a single bit of it for 1.5 years you can get a Australium weapon.
>>562592392there is it's called scrapping down all your duplicate weapons and making craft hats
>>562592387Well that's just awful. Seems almost random to pick Eternaweens, an item nobody generally cares about but it also makes sense since it's easy to price fix I guess. Love halloween themed fempyros btw.
>>562592392You're basically asking for a battle pass. Valve sort of tried this with contracts but they gave up on them after Jungle Inferno reportedly didn't do as well as they would've liked.It would be a no brainer to add untradable rewards to Casual (and Competitive for that matter, there is no reason to play Competitive) but Valve can't be assed to even release new contracts, so
>>562592591> Seems almost random to pick Eternaweens, an item nobody generally cares aboutYeah that's exactly why they could get away with it, because no one cared enough to stop them. They went from being worthless to being over a ref in like a week.>Love halloween themed fempyros btw.As do I
>>562592767It's disgusting, I hate it. Mostly because hindsight is a bitch but here's hoping that valve one days puts an end to this shit, even if it's unlikely. But halloween fempyros will always remain the same, love 'em. Miss the thrown dalokohs bar being the old small health pickup though.
>>562593010"Reissued" items are a step in the right direction, I would hope they'd be willing to do it with other things now, like Eternaween and even chemistry sets and shit. I never used Dalokohs despite having a strange one so I don't even remember what it looked like
>>562593314So many of the economic woes could just be simply fixed if they brough back the general crates again, at least it'll fix the absurd strange prices at the moment. And don't worry, just an autism thing because even though it makes sense from a gameplay perspective, having a chocolate on a plate just looks dumb to me.
>>562593954Yeah that's true, they'd actually make a lot of money if they put together a new crate that had the missing stranges in it and some old returning stuff. I think they think all the key hoarders would lead to no profit but there likely be a lot of new players buying keys (every time I got someone into this game, they nearly got tricked by the in-game store, trading isn't talked about anywhere) Oh that makes sense, I forgot they added the plate in 2017. I guess they wanted to standardize it. Also wish I had some Easter Fempyros
>>562594363I'll take one of everything on the menu
fempyro owes me sex
lucy owes me her virginity
>>562597959well too bad because I already took it
>>562598070lesbian sex doesn't count
>>562598252I have a penisand it went in her bunny pussy
>>562598453i doubt that
>>562598504I'd post a photo but this is a blue board
Overgrown is my favorite numap, feels vaguely nostalgic to me for some reason
>>562598624it feels like it belongs to the same era of tf2 where we got foundryalso I like putting my sentry on that one inaccessible roofI wish the first area right outside blue spawn was more defensible tho
>>562598624Mine is Boardwalk/Laughter, it's very comfy
>>562601360under da boardwalkwith a schlong in jan's mouth
>>562601424boardwalk, boardwaaalk
koth_loveshack
how funny would it be if someone remade mariokart, but in tf2's artstyle and with an actual gamemode
>>562606396it has the same problem as cp_orange in that if you want it to actually play well you have to spam props everywhere to break up the massive sightlines
>>562606851Or just ban sniper
>>562606956someone should kill robin walker for ruining fps games
>>562606851simply have the racetrack be a constant hazard like frogger, full of traffic
I have a soft spot for this piece of shit hat because it got added shortly before I started playing the game, so I associated it with being a premium/expensive hat, and since nobody ever wears it I have nothing else to remember it for so it makes me nostalgic for that time
>>562608775it's a sovlful hat is what it is
i miss the good ol days...
you’re not attracted to the pyroyou’re attracted to the pyro’s suit
>>562617627Nothing is attractive about Pyro because I am not gay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egnKV9bGXUc
>>562618702ywnbaw
>>562620082you will never be a winner
>>562619143Don't say that to fempyro or shupo sissies.
>>562590979>I think we're thinking of different videosyeahalso happy egg day!
jesus loves fat bnuuy ass
>>562625462is that your name paco?
>>562624601Nopony cares about your semitic superstitions.
>>562624353>>562626512plap with zhao
>>562624601>dood the jews told medont care
>>562626247>>562626901ma'am, you're a nobody who doesn't even care about themselves. try not speaking for anyone but yourself, especially since your tf2 takes suck
what aftershave do the mercs use to shave their balls
>>562624601Jesus canonically exists in tf2, soldier would curb stomp the schizos commies here
>>562624353Happy easter bunbro.
>>562627237i dont use any when i shave down there
>>562627237i unironically dont think theres a single merc who would shave his pubes
>>562627237It's the 60s nigga they didn't shave their pubes back then, only big bushes allowed
>>562592327The two are not mutually exclusive
>>562626512her ass is not that fat
>>562631557and?
>>562627237scout uses 99% isopropel alchol and goes "ow ow oof owie" like a bitch every single time
>>562631557don't carethat thing jiggles
>>562633093
>>562554848tf2 unironically doesnt run on toasters anymore
>>562634564it does, third worlders just grab a config that makes the game look like minecraft
I don't want to play with troons, furries or the mentally ill in general. Which servers should I search for?
>>562640991Skial 2fort
>>562626512>deletedrip bnuuy butt
>>562640991you have no choice
>>562640991na.serveme.tf
>>562640991kogasa
>>562643785Looks like there's lots of them there.
what was the most recent tf2 beta leak? I thought the postal stuff was 1 or 2 years ago but apparently it was from 2020
people say it a lot about others here but the pipline guy is actually just regurgitating zesty in his videosoften times just word for word with the same lack of conviction you can hear in the voice of someone who didn't come to their own conclusiondon't get me wrong, zesty is based and by association the pipeline guy is, toobut it is funny when it actually happens
>>562640991Ask the furry oc/gacha/fempyro posters what servers they like and avoid those.
>>562640991i'm not exaggerating when i say there's not a single server that fits that criteria, especially if you just want to play vanillayour best bet is to join one of the furry servers with sprays and vc disabled (and also one of those streamer huds that disables names if youre THAT anal about it)
>>562648642It's just so fucking over. I don't feel like I belong in any gaming space any longer, it's all troons and degens everywhere
>>562650780quite being such a pussy and go play games with your friends/coworkers. You don't need to 'belong in a space'
what if instead of saxton hale there was a new character called saxton whale and his gimmick is that he buys expensive digital items and plays gachas and is fat
maybe try being less obsessed over the lives of others
>>562643785chaser
Zesty Jesus vs. SolarLight Blue Archive Trivia
>>562617627Uh, no
>>562655384youre not attracted to the pyro youre attracted to an oc in a gas mask
this obsessed cockroach really has nothing better to do than ban evade and samefag even on easter huh
>>562655487Uh, wrong>>562655560sad isn't it
>>562655560>>562655659happy easter sisters!
>810the fact that you knew I was talking about you proves my point get a life
I haven't played TF2 at all todayit is easter after all
>>562655560he spent the last 4 hours screeching about trannies and reporting images, so of course doesn't
>>562655916huh? you're talking about yourself. I'm wishing you a happy easter. You can go back to samefagging and avatarfagging even on easter now!
>>562647214he's just signal-boosting zesty, you can't blame him for agreeing with the z-man
>>562655956More reason to frag on this holy day>>562655967Those 24 hours he hadn't ban evaded were so peaceful, it's sad this is what he calls his life
>>562655956same desu
>>562656138very true sister, let's stop the meltdown and play some Team Fortress 2 now!
>>562655956>>562656138>>562656330baby making sex with poppy and lulu
>>562640991probably zesty's servers when they're activeotherwise IDK
Why is /tf2g/ so dead?
Why doesn’t TF2 have an Easter Event
>>562661769my easter event is egg making sex with meowscarada
the huo-long heater will never be anything more than a badly conceived mid tier weapon designed to screw over spies like the tribalman's shiv and southern hospitality except the huo-long heater can't even screw over spies
>>562661769https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Australian_Easter_Update
>>562663919>rabbit ears just for pyrowould go hard on fempyro
wtf nobody told me Tycho was insane i thought he was the straight guy
>>562665210That's the beauty of his character, he seems like he'd be normal but he's more insane than everybody at the table, making them the straight men by comparison
>>562665210You expect a bald guy to not be insane?
>>562663919theyre so new they were probably not even there for that
>>562666774why is he so bald?
>>562668512just how he was born
>>562668880why is he so bald?
>>562669372why isn't my cock inside lulu
>>562669841
>>562669913meant for >>562669372
>>562669372lulu rape correction
dead gamedead general
>>562676448this but instead of the knight it's hornet and instead of the dagger it's my cock
>>562676717many are saying this
>>562645048Most recent "leak" was in August 2025. It was an internal SFM build that featured content we hadn't seen before like the models for a lot of early playtested Polycount contest weapons.
>>562668880Everybody knows that bald people are intrinsically evil.
>>562677956is that why zesty is going bald?
>>562676717this but instead of hornet its the knight
>>562678383>is balding>wears glasses>applied to teach once>has a PhD in a field that doesn't interest young people>one of his arch-enemies is someone named chickenmanhttps://youtu.be/ilfYnhXD-bE
>>562683301you just described peter griffin
>>562684707peter griffin is balding, has a phd, and was a teacher?
>>562670028yordles are always tf2 relatedare you retarded?
>>562683301you just described homer simpson
>>562686078ok then wheres the teemo porn
>>562686078Posting images of them on /tf2g/ doesn't make them TF2 related.
>>562686562Extremely incorrect.
>>562686486you post it
>>562686562yes it does
My balls are TF2 related
>>562686754prove it by posting an image without getting banned
>>562686486he's male, tf2g is not a faggot general
>>562686856trvke
>>562686856>tf2 anything>not for faggotswhos gonna tell 'im
>>562686841There you go
>>562687487MOOOOOODS
>>562687487nice painis
>>562687487mon dieu
>download pda bypass scripts>equip the jagengineer finally clicked
>>562647214tbf when the solution is literally so simple there's not really any space to "come to your own conclusion", there's going to be almost 1:1 overlap of opinions and points
cum
>>562689997this is what happens when I see fempyro / yordles / zhao / lucy / that big butt girl who's been posted recently
>>562690083zhao is not tf2 related
>>562690083>that big butt girl who's been posted recentlyhuh?elaborate
>>562690104wrong>>562690141see>>562487617
>>562690326oh, I see
>>562690104highly incorrect
>>562663919I remember being so sad the boomerang wasn't real
>>562690807i remember only finding out about advanced weaponiser after they had removed most of the cool stuff (which is probably for the best, "cool stuff" in multiplayer games tends to translate into a miserable play experience)
>>562691868there's so much content here, jesus christ
>>562690807It is honestly a weird missed opportunity, along with Scout's catcher's mitt
Remember that weird russian workshop guy? He had a lot of items in the workshop, I don't remember how much of his stuff got into the game, but I remember the emporium guys on facepunch would give him the side eye and gossip about him like resentful bitches, because he wasn't in their club lol.
>>562700107>Remember that weird russian workshop guy?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBXW-VDe4eg
>>562702832I looked him up, it was VLEK
>>562703031Oh, that Armenian guy.https://steamcommunity.com/id/vlek_workshop/myworkshopfiles/?appid=440&sort=score&browsefilter=myfiles&view=imagewallFucking crazy how he was the guy who made classics like the Idea Tube, Pirate Bandana, Bird-Man of Aberdeen, Bonedolier, Crone's Dome, and the Liquor Locker, and then you look at all his recent shit and it's almost ALL slop. Pages upon pages of holiday / pyroland slop and his recent shit doesn't even look like it's made for TF2 anymore. Way too over-detailed.
>>562704601dang that looks like it's for something like sea of thieves
>>562704702Yeah I'm wondering if he forgot how to make TF2 styled items since it seems like went hard into chasing CS2 / Rust bucks
>>562704601His stuff was always hit or miss
i guess they never miss huh
why do people play with their viewmodels stretched out so far that you can see the inside of the player character's arm that wasn't modeled? don't you want less of the viewmodel taking up the screen, and the weapon itself closer so you can appreciate whatever gaudy skin's applied to it?
>>562704601>the Idea Tube, Pirate Bandana, Bird-Man of Aberdeen, Bonedolier, Crone's Dome, and the Liquor LockerIf these were made today you would call them slop instead of classics
>>562650780Yep one long time friend I assumed was female due to the voice in vrchat.. turns out it was a troon I don't want to immeditaely kill them but its just disappointing man. And it will only get worse I'm tired of trying to seek the one online only to find more troons. I want a real female not faggots pretending to be them.
>>562710781Even my sister hates these males pretending to be women fuckers are downright a blight on society at this point and they are always in every damn online space you go.
This is what they took from us.Remember your roots.EVROPA
>>562686078Yes they are, for more of them go to your steam group here! >>562512751
>>562713945niggas be playing like this and still get shit fps
>>562714092one wierd thing about TF2 is how bad it scales with hardwareTF2 will basically run well enough on a quad core CPU from almost 20 years ago, something that would've been considered mid-high budget shortly after TF2 releasedbut if you run it on a recent 8 core intel i5 thats literally 5 times more powerful, you may get... maybe twice the fps ? it scales like absolute dogshit, its set back by its engine and spaghetti code ig
>>562713853>la tia jefe dos
nearly every night i go to sleep cuddling my pillow and pretending it's vex
>>562686562>>562690104wrong>>562715290based
>>562713853C'est fini, mon ami…
>>562715863EVROPA WILL AWAKEN FROM ITS SLVMBERRETVRN.... TO DUST2....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_RznjGLaL0>Team Comtress 2 advertised as just fixing bugs and greatly improving performance>Look inside>Bunch of custom changes like giving grenades damage fall-off and a MVP screen after every match???
>>562719719>RETVRN TO TF2>idiot's pet projectevery time
>>562719689Retvrn to Kakariko Village…
>>562720557I think I played TTT on this map in gmodI remembered it sucked because some fag would just DM people out of sight as an innocent until everyone was dead but nobody would help votekick him
>deadlock has finally killed tf2 for goodwell, it was nice while it lasted
Is today the anniversary of Rick May's passing?
sex with ivy
>>562721452it's worth dying to this desu
>>562722138not really, miss pauling is better
there’s blood in the water, but i can’t swim
>>562721452https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/4/42/Sniper_mvm_resurrect02.wav
>>562721806many are saying this
>>562723417hell yeah new yordlebro art
>soldier’s VA was canadianhuh…
>>562724083https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NmdbWbIQ3E
>Demoman's VA is white
>>562724461we'll never have VA work as soulful as this ever again, it's all just marvel quips now
Mourning Rick May
>>562728515>easter sunday -> start of the work week>why is everyone busy??dumb stinky. idiot.
I need to stop playing TF2 until I have a PC that runs the game at a good framerate while shadow recording it, the amount of clips that will be lost to time makes me depressedwouldn't be a problem if faggot Valve still supported replays
>>562728753Sorry I didn't notice, I have no job, no real life friends and no father.
>>562728515It's early monday nigger, don't you have anywhere else to be?
>>562728753>>562729203don't americans have today off?
>>562719719even if there wasnt gameplay changes, nobody would migrate to a mod with no players and no economy just because a quintillion minor bugs are fixed, thats not what makes mods attractiveas an example, call of duty 4 came out about the same time than TF2 in late 2007, but it received its last update less than 12 months after it released in mid 2008. The community released a bunch of bugfixes in a community patch in 2014.But CoD4 didn't have an ingame economy.you'd be surprised how attached retards are to their tf2 items and hats
>>562729203No i am imprisoned in me mums house.>>562729357I am not American.
>>562728872>if faggot Valve still supported replaysjust use demos, demos will always workeitherway dont you have an nvidia or AMD graphics card? they come with built in hardware acceleration for recording, it should be a negligible performance hit if you're using that. Google "NVENC" or the AMD equivalent
>>562729380>No economyWhy does a team based shooter need a fucking economy?
>>562732886Dunno, who said it should?TF2 has an economy because Robin Walker decided to monetize the shit out of itits not an economy that affects gameplay, unless you get cosmetics that give you an advantage by acting as camo or making it hard to tell what team youre on
>>562729134You and the fempyro/shuposisters have a lot in common then! Chin up!
Thoughts on MvM?
>>562733758Gets repetitiveMost only play for the slot machine at the endBest played with friendsPvP still better
>>562733758https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhNnUOpE7bwWait for l4d2 to go on sale and gift copies to friends who hasn't played it yet and go through the campaign with them, way more fun pve than mvm ever could be
>>562710781>>562710985They're vulnerable narcissists, which is the worst part
for the 20 year anniversary, they should add another class type called “chaos” which would introduce the following three classes:>cryokind of like a reverse-pyro, cryo can freeze opponents>crawlerthis class can move up vertical spaces, but at the cost of moving across horizontal spaces slower>queen beean anthro bee queen that can summon killer bee drones to do the attacking for her
for the 20 they should give us quickplay back
explain yourselves>>>/v/736497724
i think adding a human character as the 10th class would be too contentious but adding a robot or an animal as the 10th could conceivably work. i don't have any ideas as to what problems the 10th class would be addressing though. the game is already carefully balanced
>>562733758gets old quick, i literally only played it like 1 month after it came out, moved on and i have no desire to go back to killing bots
i love the players who use the :3 face
>>562733758it's fun :3
>>562738238thank u for the :3 face i love u
>>562738639you're welcome, mister :3
:3 hours on /tf2g/~
gucci slippers
>team is bad>shit talk em a little>they immediately lock incan anyone explain this phenomenon? are tf2 just players masochists waiting to be bossed around by the top scorer?
>team is bad>shit talk em a little>they immediately votekick mecan anyone explain this phenomenon? are tf2 players just thin-skinned faggots waiting to be offended by the smallest thing?
>>562742190ive never been votekicked for shit talking you should try being good at the game so youre too valuable to lose and/or stop saying nigger nigger nigger
I want to plap zhao
>>562742317I've been topscoring and been kicked for asking why we have 2 engineers but no active teleporters, or why we keep getting rolled by uber pushes when we had so many snipers that statistically one of them shouldn't been able to bodyshot their medic
the fuck Zhao is doing in here?
>>562743085many anons want to plap her, simple ass
>>562743289>just go to a con bro, you'll find a cute shy girl who plays tf2
>>562743085having daily plapping sessions
>>562743289Pauls...easy on the sandviches...
>>562743343understandable, weird seeing her here out of all places
>>562743887that's the first time that I'm seeing her with boobs
>>562743489is that uncle dane
>>562743289holy shit it's demofloyd hihihi
>>562743887>fat zhaoguh
>>562743289What is this
>>562744713>guhI love it when nonnies say this
>Historically, the Administrator always said this: Team Fortress is nothing more than a glorified crew. Plain and simple.>Five fucking teams, and we got this other pygmy thing over in New Mexico. There's no scrap in my backpack.
>>562743289/tf2g/ exposed
>>562749513DALOKOHS SHOULD BE BUFFED, IT SHOULD ALSO INCREASE THE OVERHEAL CAP TO 500 DURING THE DURATION OF ITS EFFECTNOWNOWNOW
>>562749912This and also it should overheal Medics if fed to him
and it should taste yummy :3
>>562743289>>562743489based
>>562749912There's no counterargument to this. Its an objectively good balance change. Maybe pyros could melt the chocolate as a counterplay
>>562749912i dont know about that specifically but i do agree that it should be buffed
https://youtu.be/jTuh8JesJYw?t=920>TF2C devs forced you to constantly moderate your server and go full George Orwell against chuds>they were unhinged chuds themselvesWell, well, well.It's the same story as Solarlight seething about Zesty over nothing while he himself was constantly saying the N-word in TF2 matches. They keep rerunning this episode.
>>562750913WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY DONT YOU AGREE WITH ME YOU ARE RUINING MY LIFE I HAVE NEVER BEEN MEAN TO YOU
>>562749912>>562751472medicine, posthaste
>>562743289>>562743489reminder that chuds are too scared to do this in public with their views.kwab
>>562751330>uncle dane got away with the n-word>shounic got away with the ni-word>solarlight got away with the nig-word>weezy got away with the nigg-word>tf2c devs got away with the nigge-word>zesty did not get away with the nigger-wordWhat's their secret?
>>562729203The answer is no, this fucker lives here
BLUTSAUGER SHOULD GIVE OVERHEALOVERDOSE’S EFFECT SHOULD ALWAYS BE ACTIVEALL SYRINGE GUNS SHOULD HAVE A FASTER FIRING SPEED
>>562751330>>they were unhinged chuds themselvesoh ok so no more whining about them
>>562752063i just want someone to talk about my proposed balance change instead of vaguely agreeing or disagreeing with it
>>562752172insulating themselves within politically correct communities by appealing to normies
>>562743887zhao paizuri and baby making
ivy plap
>>562752172Zesty needs to find a black man to give him the N-word pass.
>>562752752who the fuck is ivy?
>>562752880lurk moar
>>562752784satori plap
>>562752880Someone that shouldn't be posted here because it has nothing to do with TF2.
Valve are fucking dimwits for making poker night items "reissued" when they coulda made old PN items Vintage or Genuine. There is no hope for them
>>562753591it is very strange that they went out of their way to do that. at least I have a lugermorph with a gift tag so people know it's from the original
readd quickplay with the old rule setrename casual mode as matchmaking moderemove competitive mode
The only reason why TF2 will never lose casual mode is ultimately because Valve needs to keep their CS2tards in check.
>>562751330This stream was embarrassing. For someone that's sperged about not digging up old comments because 'people have changed', he's okay with it when it's not him. A majority of the devs he brought up haven't even worked on the mod in years if not a decade. Rules for thee but not for me.
>>562755096you don't seem to understand that he's not taking issue with what they said, but that they're being hypocrites
>>562755390So is he by doing this bit in the first place. What is he implying that ex-devs laughed at nigger jokes a decade ago? That somehow this impacts the mod as it is now, so they shouldn't add the verified servers? His entire argument is built on his own hypocrisy.
>>562755096>For someone that's sperged about not digging up old comments because 'people have changed'That was never Zesty's argument au contraire, he defended his old comments by saying that they are innocuous, i.e: he quoted a black comedian saying the N-word. People scrounged through Zesty's Twitter and that was the worst they could find.
powerjack doesnt need to be nerfed pyros base movement speed just needs to be buffed so it's less essentialwhile we're at it remove the bonus self damage from the detonator (while keeping the same knockback obviously) and lower the holster/deploy penalty of the thermal thruster
>>562755561shut up shut up shutup shpu tu he's based and redpilled shut uuuuppp
>>562752880Deadlock gargloyle
>>562710556Strawman argument, no one would think "blueprint for Engineer" or "bandana for Demo" are slop. The Crone's Dome, maybe, but it was the first witch hat so it had nothing to prove.Nonetheless, none of what I listed is on the same level as his pages of THIS shit
>>562756405Gregnant is REAL
>>562756405the zesty cosmetic has come
>>562756405i used to think these were made occasionally for steam point farming but now i know they're made for attention
>>562755593why do you post loli in a TF2 thread?
>>562756405I said it before but no one got mad at this dude, we just called xim a retard and xe left
>>562756405if that anon would come back to tf2g he'd see they're also infesting this place lmao
>>562755561you seem to still be missing the point and frankly i don't see how unless you're doing it on purpose
>>562757661have you tried asking chatgpt first?
>>562757640What's the point? That because you had someone laugh or say that shit in the past, that they're bad now and verified servers are hypocritical, because they're bound by being bad in the past? What is Zesty trying to say?
>>562756107It's a shame that he's wasting his talent making this slop, because they're all modeled really well, they just don't fit in the game
>>562757820That's been the issue for years. All these workshoppers make decent models but their designs are always shit
>>562757810ive led you to the water zippy chippy, it's up to you to drink
>>562757661
this is my favorite hat :)
>>562759081this hat is just two existing hats combined with a misc cosmetic
need a cute tf2 gf (male) to sit on my lap while i frag
>>562759689see >>562512751or ask anyone using a fempyro/yordle/shupo avi for their discord!
>>562759689this but tf2 bf (female) while my sentry frags
>>562759689why not a cute tf2 gf (female)? her butt will be less bony and you'll both be comfier
>>562757401see yuuuuuuuh
>>562760402lol hive fight sister, he got him
boys we have a trader
>>562760581trader mains = spy mains
>>562749912It's quite good on its own actually but yes I'm all in for a buff.Pair Dalokoh's with Brass Beast, Natascha, FoS or Eviction Notice but skip equipping the last one with those miniguns at the same time. The +50 max health buff for EN seems to be fine but it is barely sufficient to withstand faster drain of GRU.
>>562760158i like to see their non functioning penis flop around as i throttle them
>>562760689you regain your full hp after eating the bar with either the EN or the GRU even if you get reduced all the way down to 100hp>>562761507that's very gay and very gross anon
>>562761507don’t say things like that here
>>562761779you're one of these :3 posters arent u
>>562761507how are you going to frag while doing that
>>562759689this but tf2 bf (male)
>>562762280Yeah :3
i used to frequently post pictures of my penis on tf2g in 2020 - 2021, AMA
>>562762549sorry all we got are tf2 bfs (female)(s)he's gonna put you in headlocks and twist the
>>562762692you must be snuggled and protected and kept warm
>>562762705why do you post loli here
>>562762881I can answer that for ya, he's a pedo
>>562762705post hand
damn, the clinical trial set is more fun than the meta
>tf2c troons (formerly tf2c chuds) got owned by chudsty chudsuswtf he might actually be based after all
>>562762881wasn't me>>562762995i feel like ur gonna trace me
YOUR MAINYOUR FAVORITE POKEMONYOUR ________FETISH________
>>562763486pyroheatmorsweaty kill yourselfmale pyro
https://x.com/Zesty_Jesus/status/2041184651557896568>Quickplay TRVKE releasing on Hitler's birthdayWhat did Chudsty mean by this???
>>562763664I too change my avatar between map queues
>>562763486spymudkipwell-adjusted vanilla tomboy
today is the first day in months I don't have scheduled scrimmageshow the fuck do you guys play the game this way what do I do
>comp player optimized out all the fun and doesn't know how to experience it anymoregreek tragedy of the degenerate thrill seeker
>>562762692i love you
>>562763486democinderacekyojiri loli
>>562763217>chudsty chudsuswho???????
>>562763862He asked people to send him their videos of casual matches ending as they connect
>>562764246I just like playing the game with friends :-)
>>562751330Wasn't he praising the mod just a few weeks ago
>>562765281Yeah, but he changed his tune after the server verification shit happened, and his server of choice shut down
>>562764471zesty
>>562765281he was praising the mod for what it isunfortunately it's run by a cabal of discordtrannies that blacklist any community servers that don't abide their draconian ruleset
>>562764032i was in this scrim
>>562763217I want sex with the poppy
>>562765821oh shit lolThe only thing I remember from that scrim is trying to learn the marmaloo timing in left house and failing miserably https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4e6jErOomII remember the half before that was fun
>>562765281Zesty basically retracted his praise for TF2C and said that the devs were only doing this to put something on their résumé.
>>562764448
>>562765281He said the mod in of itself was good, but being able to chose your servers and not be disconnected every match was his main reason for high praise. The verification incident killed interest in the mod for him since it nuked all the servers he played on>Many are saying this one could say
>>562762692egg making sex with meowscarada >>562763217baby making sex with dark poppy
>>562757661Here you go
>>562763486i don't play compmaybig boobs
>>562770668plap
>>562770668baby making sex with fempyro
I accidentally 2000+ Deadlock files today, this is /tf2g/'s fault, somehow
>>562771574paizuri with those blueberries
>>562770394>dark poppythat's noxus poppy to you
>>562771742nevermind the specifics, just put her on my dick
>>562771742I don't care about ASSFAGGOTS lore, just post more poppy
>>562773714this is TF2!YIPPPPEEEEE!!!!!!!
I think Valve is going to add a 4th cosmetic slot for the MvM update to encourage people to buy more cosmetics
>>562773714Yeah
>>562774686fempyrosexo
i think valve is going to remove the 3nd and 3rd cosmetic slot for the mvm update to retvrn
>>562775807>the 3nd slotNoooo not the 3nd slot
>>562775858i said 2nd i dont know what your problem is
>>562775807I don't think Valve would ever do that because it would decrease revenue and it wouldn't make anyone happy. The people who want to retvrn to tradition want cosmetics removed completely.
>>562763486EngineerPiplup linebig lactating milkers
>>562776505sniff snifflick
>>562776505fine plapper
>>562776901based
shupo check
>>562778203fragging
>>562777959
>>562778203Waiting for the new aussies.
>>562779932oppai shupos are my favorite>the sperm I built that
member when people gaslit themselves into believing the summer update was a major update
Check me outhttps://voca.ro/1CGfXLeIWYSZ
what's the next move, /tf2g/
This thread really is just turning into /dsg/ isn't it? Less than 1/3 of the discussion here is about the actual game.
>>562781830we were here before /dsg/ and we'll outlive the next fromsoft game it turns into, too
>>562781624
>>562782238i only asked the next move, anon, not a full solution...
>>562782329sorry, I couldn't hold myself back, how's this?
>>562782441ahhhh duh i knew i had to be missing an obvious partial somewhere. thanks anon
>>562781904outliving it is not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about the overall post quality and discussion that goes on in this thread. /tf2g/ will die just like /dsg/ did with a handful of mentally ill retards spamming and ritual posting about nothing to nobody until they get bored and move onto the next thing to waste their lives on.
>>562780219i got banned off /v/ like 2 days ago for posting oppai lolis in a pokemon thread
>>562782675>a handful of mentally ill retards spamming and ritual posting about nothing to nobodyyou've just described tf2g every year since 2014
the og axtinguisher wouldnt even be that busted nowadays with the reworked airblast and the higher average player skill level
>>562782961based
>>562782961based and same, just not pokeymandon't let the jannies win
>>562783067the og axtinguisher was never busted on account of pyro sucking major dick since the original release
>>562781591Cringe
>>562768502meant for >>562779932
>banned from VaultF4 because they started ERPing and I decided to invoke their no NSFW rule
>>562784268L
>>562782675tf2g always had shitposting of this level, the real problem is having nothing to talk about
>>562784268skill issue
>>562784268screencaps?
>>562751330Zesty just scratched the surface. There's more lore to be found.> my being usurped from the team by danielmm8888 in 2015> the danielmm8888/pelpix incident in 2016> the various falling-apart's of the team that led to the creation of tf2 vintage, open fortress and team deathmatch classic> the complete dead silence for a few years before 2.0 came out in 2020> the current team somewhat recently hiring a self-confessed pedophile, which led to that info being outed, and the pedophile (along with a guy named Agent Agrimmar) being removed from the tf2c team. it wasn't stated why Agrimmar was removed but my guess is he was also a pedophileI'd help Zesty and provide him with everything I know given my creating tf2c in the first place, but he called me a schizo after I donated to him on one of his streams, so he can go fuck himself with a barbed iron rod.
tripfag bros we are not beating the schizo accusations with this one...
avatar use
>>562789360TF2 related so there's nothing wrong with it.
uh huh>>562492601
>>562486761Which mercenary has the biggest penis?
>>562790207Sniper.
What should the next OP be?
>>562792027Since /tf2g/ is so dead again, I am answering the questions myself.
>>562792404>mfw ginger is an anagram of
>>562792027>>562792404no way faggot it'll either be more zhao ass or rick may edition
>>562792632Nobody here is wholesome enough to do a Rick May edition.
>>562792818except we literally had one last yearhttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/521177269/#521177269
>>562790207Pyro
>>562792937That was before the general was destroyed furries and cartoons girls.
>>562793092nigga I want you to actually scroll down and look at the first few posts before you say stupid shit like that
>>562793216Don't need to, I was there on that day and the only degenerate images at that time were fempyro images.
>>562793490okay retardhttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/521177269/#521184696https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/521177269/#521189381https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/521177269/#521192095
>SCREAMING EAGLES!
>>562792027this one >>562500604
Bro looks like Donald Morrison kek
>>562792937highly based thread
what does tf2g think of the spine chilling skull?
>>562795105Wish I had one, I just have the shitty hornlet 2011 version
