Previous: >>562476465>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Bright (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Zenno Rob Roy (Guts), SSR Curren Chan (Speed)Current CM: Pisces Cup - Hanshin Turf 3200m>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/05 - Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*), Symboli Rudolf (SSR), Sirius Symboli (SSR)04/05 - Ligne Droite Story Event04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Sakura Bakushin O (3* alt), North Flight (3* alt), SSR Daring Tact, SSR Daring HeartNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersHappy Birthday Narita Top Road
Digitan LOVE
>>562490370What's that supposed to mean...
Optional jiggie, in progress:https://jiggie.fun/MA0vLYhttps://jiggie.fun/MA0vLY
Teio!
I have so much fanart saved to my desktop that I'm too lazy to sort that it spills into my second monitor.
>>562490270I kneel
I'm a dacchi now
>>562490490My folders are a mess>random /v/ memes>uma folder (half of the uma images are still in the /v/ folder)>sdlsald (the porn folder)>vtuber picture folder (somehow the only actual organized folder)>work folder
>>562490491Ulala is tiny...
>>562490439i need tail hugging to be canon in the game
are you ready for the celebratory umapyoi
summer gold shi...
I think anons gaslit me pretty good last thread :(Now I dunno about rolling for front cards if they just end up becoming bad :((
7 and you'll have to play goo goo babies with super creek every single day for the rest of the year
uh oh fronts are le bad after 4 years i cant waste my carats like that
>>562490715have you never played a long-running competitive game? every class has its ups and downs
>>5624907397 and I rape this anon
>>562490715You're not supposed to roll until we catch up to JP bwo
>>562490519*daccheat
>>562490715Most cards that you'll roll on will become bad but it's gonna be pretty boring doing nothing for 3 years
>713k
>>5624907397 and I get to do whatever I want with the child Umas.
I wanna kiss someone, where's the gay Chiyo poster
Daccheats...the prophecy was real
>>562490715just play with SR Marvelous Sunday + SR Tachyon for 7 years anon
how bad IS the card power creep? like if you don't have the AI card do you lose 200 stats and 40 skills?
Vroom vroom
>>562490715Why are you rolling for any cards if that's your reasoning. The real problem with maining front is that their meta uma also happens to be their meta cards.
don't tell him I'm here
>>562490720Cute pic, but her ears are short here
>>562490662For you
>>562490956I have no idea why you'd think global has an answer for that.I also have no idea why you'd trust any answers here.
>>562490956the only stat on cards these days is SP and the number of hints you get out of its events
>>562490990*smooch*
>>562490912damn cygay, they need to release loli alts for all the umas game sucks until they go full dfc nipple pasties
>>562490956you're thinking YEARS ahead anonWe'll get power creep far before that
carat hoarder status?
>>5624907397 and you get forced into pet play with sirius instead
DAMN CHIYO'S DAD LOOKS LIKE THAT!?
>>562491069
>>562491035This 100%
>>562491096Why did El Condor Pasa job so hard against Grass in the sumo fan event?
>>562491069>34.3kenough to spark cheerleaders, and hopefully enough to luckahit double sparks for light hello, my legal and only wife
>>562490715Fronts will never be good again.Just give up while sunk cost isn't at its peak.
>>562491069Idk, is this good so far? I have Kita+Finemo MLB with most relevant SR cards. I don't have creek but honestly she feels hilariously optional. We literally just had the longest sloppiest of all longslops and she was even optional there... not even sure about touching her re-runDoes next scenario demand stam cards more?
>14th favorite (out of 15) wins>252.4 odds>15th favorite (out of 16) wins >101.1 oddswtf just happened the last 2 races
>>562490956It's pretty bad. Best I could make was some UA3-4 horse while everyone else had US shit
>>562491069I was gonna hoard, but you fags made me pull too many umas. Also had bad luck with free pulls (0 Riko, 0 Fuku after flatlining, 0 Top Road, 0 FM, LB0 Creek)only MLB SSR is Kitasan and Dia, but I still have the free tickets + crystals if I ended up not getting any free Tachyon copies I'll skip that too
>>562491214>full on team trials energy
how old is mcqueen again
>>562491214>capped both barsI'm telling danchud
What am I in for is she good?
>>562491317the BEAST of the mejiro clan
>>562491043>check out the card>more Pace shenanigans except for an accel for latesPaceLORDS only keeps winning huh
>>562491295old enough for sexnot old enough to get pregnant
>>562491317a meme umayou max stamina
>>562491317She's a sperg.
>>562491096Is chiyonofuji her dad I know she’s named after him
>>562490804You wouldn't have actually done it if you got 7 right?
>>562491214The biggest gaslight in all of uma musume so far has been power cards being bad, I use them all the time and stam cards literally collect dust. I even used power cards for the current ultra-longslop (I do have good stam parents though)way back during the very first longslop CM stam cards were vital, ever since then I've never felt a need for them, didn't touch them for unity cup, haven't touched them in MANTBLAZER, idk about next scenario though
>>562491317she's for somnophilia
>>562490715psst kitas a front card
>>562491317She's funnySkill wise on long races she basically has mega golshi unique so she's pretty good
>>562491402
>>562491317she will rape you for 12 hours without realizing it's been that long
>>562491363>tachyon has a gold pace skill>pasa has a gold pace skill>the next meta wit and stam cards gold skills both work great for paceThere's a reason people are discouraging people to all-in on frontsIt's not just fronts, all race styles slowly start falling off vs pace chasers
>>562491520>duuude this uma is so good in longs her unique is goldship but betterHuh, where did I hear that before where it ended up being completely wrong...
>>562491576Ok but is there any fun pace chasers
Chiyo Love!
>>562490956SSRs start having two gold skills, which you need because you get tens of thousands of SP
>>562491547Gulp
>>562491685Tamamo Cross and Gold Ship
who cares what the game is like 3 years from nownone of you might not even play it anymore
>>562491685quite a few
fuck you
>>562491786you have it set to front bro
>>562491669Ok but Bright's unique literally lasts for the entire second half of the race and is easier to proc
>>562491069Hoarding game.
>>562491780if any anon ITT is enjoying MANT they're gonna play this shit to the endgame unless they get an irl sex life or die
>>562491780Is /uma/ still /uma/ if the people inside it are not the same as the same ones years ago, sure it is the same thread, the same name and the same game. But it is the people that is the soul.
What is your experience with radiant star this cm? Was it worth it?
>>562491069Preparing for the onslaught of front and generalist umas/cards Q3-Q4 of this year.
>>562491685Solid 2/3s of the cast, take your pick
>>562491892I like it enough that I'm buying the white version for every CM except on XOguri
>>562491892I don't think it did anything, 2 random whites would've been better
Curren intimidates me
>>562491892The stam on it saved me a few times, I'd like to have it on my parents to not have to pay 400 SP for it tho
>>562491935Taiki Suzuka favoritism is already getting old and we haven't even gotten to red skills yet
>>562491935where is this tier list?
>>562491935I don't like any of those except Wonder Acute
>>562491935>Pace gets peak wives almond eye and gentildonna>end closers gets SEXbro transcend and SiLOther runner types looking pretty MOGGED ngl
What's the worst Umamusume to be adopted by?Sirius will call you puppy-chan and ignore most of your input.Goldship will physically assault you.Creek will turn you into a manchild.Air Groove will call you "tawake" and turn into a nagging wife.Dream Journey will gaslight the shit out of you.Gentildonna will reduce you to a shape.
>>562491669cafes is better, but in a game of rng, golshis consistent proc is what has made her so longstay meta. Also, shes just way easier to train - you need END and LONG for cafe since LS is straight unusable on longs, otherwise it'd go Tam=taishin>cafe>golshi
>>562492106SiL is sashi/late bro
What's in the Chiyonotes
UMA STREET the wacky street umaracing game when?
>>562491690disappointed in you how lq some of that looks
>>562492170Incomprehensible proverbs.
How much longer before Osaka Hai starts? Damn they're yapping for a good while already.
>>562491780nah, uma sucked me into keiba so hard that the only games I play are horse related. There is nothing that will make me stop playing outside of EOS
>>562492015https://kamigame.jp/umamusume/page/146166686402230480.html
>>562492235tommorow
>>562492106Still is a late surger and Transcend is a front
>>56249223522 hours and 40 minutes
>>562492282>>562492316WHAT
I dislike Chiyono.
>>562491786they really turned up the uma power creep in last 1-2y from the looks of this. Cyjew is getting so damn greedy. grub too>>562491780personally i can get away with not even actually playing the game and still collecting carats so I feel like it might become my most long term game ever, or at least until the ultra greed period (which seems in this last year for jp). It's not like so many other live service games that demand you play it as a job and devote your time to it. I've played a few hours a day this week but the other 9h has been crimson desert
>>562492337anon...
>>562492170stalker tier notes on maru
you can trust cygames to be the biggest jews in japan
shiraoki-sama please let me hit every late surger gamba
>>562492518I like this art
>>562492249not related but>friend made me restart learning japanese>been so long I just started from scratch cause i forgot most things>learning single icons feels so much harder than I remember>but when I remember a word that includes the icon it's so much easierI can read that it's Maruzensky wohoo
I wish I was Bakushin
>>562492518
>>562492536What makes late surge gamba compared to End Closer?
>>562492107Tachyon can barely take care of herself.
>>562492642late's accel has random activation
>>562492559けど漢字読めないっしょwwww
>>562492580>Bakushin enacts her god-given rights as a Sakura clan member to rape her Torena
>>562492642lots of acceleration skills but more random activations so if you hit them all at the right time you absolutely zoom to max speed
>>562492703I'm her trainer
>>562492695Don't bully anon
>>562492518cute mabelous
sexwith umamusume
>>562492559kanas are piss easy to learn, memorize, and read. it's kanji that's the real filter.
umasex
>>562492559>learning single icons feels so much harder than I remember>but when I remember a word that includes the icon it's so much easierThat's because how you're supposed to learn. Learn vocabs alongside kanji.
>>562492793I was expecting a gotcha from that anon with a smug response in Nipponese since they're all n6 kanjis
>>562492695Nope I didn't get far at all, just Hiragana/Katakana but stopped due to job related circumstances and thought ill continue later and just didn't and its been so long that I forgot most of it so ill just start from scratch
>>562491875are any of them free from the cursed sunday shitblood?
hashire hashire umamusume
>>562492973nope
>>562492106>NeoYuni>Miletard>Rubylates have so few for (you) umas, it's not even funny...
I ate a whole pan pizza for lunch today. cupped pepperoni, ham, pesto drizzle.
>>562492107Bakushin will teach you the difference between speed and velocity, training and exercise, and that 1200 x 3 = 3600
>>562492956>>562492946Now I feel like a dick. Just keep in mind perseverance is what gets you the biggest gains, you don't need to be smart to get better I'd know you just have to be diligent with daily effort towards doing your reps and later consooming in Japanese
>>562492107>Gentildonna will reduce you to a shape.The shape she will reduce you to is a triangle because she will fix you, physically and mentally.
Genfusu
CB propaganda is strong.........
umostitute umooker umescort
shan’t fall for the mr cuddle bug propaganda, no sir
Umenjo umkousai
>>562493082There’s also Dia, Loves Only You, Victoire Pisa and SiL for late who are pretty heavily for (You) too
>>562493358ntr lewd body
>>562493358Tell me more about these two, who are they?
>>562492107>Air Groove will call you "tawake" and turn into a nagging wife.Nigga how is this bad
>>562492689>>562492732Nyaruhodo.No wonder they're so fun to watch.
>>562493440giving air groove some heir grooves
>i dont need to buy this hammer, i got one already>spend all my coins>wait i dont have a hammer for the g1
>>562493440i love air groove
HAAaaAaAaAAaaAAAaaaAAAaaa~
>Ryan perfectly timed NSM, Pump, Dober unique, and slick surge >Still can't catch up to Christmas Oguri Whoever uses a braindead autowin character deserves the rope.Nothing against the character, I like Oguri as a character, but the players that choose to run that instead of the original version are scum of the Earth.
>>562493440Get off the internet Tawake.
>>562493358Fat fuckGet going to the beach
Got hit by the insomnia bug and decided to go fish for that one line of dialogue starting with URA finale and my goodness I can't believe people played the game like this at one point.
>>562493153im hoping learning alongside my friend will help me stay motivated. They've been doing something i'm looking forward to and pick up a manga or game and slowly play through it trying to read everything and add words to a list and then review them later to learn.
>>562491438ai has surpassed human
I can get Fine Motion or Riko all the way to MLB with my tickets which one is more worth it?
>>562493559Give me 20 doubloons and I'll get and run the original version
>>562493671Isn't Riko obsolete since you'll never go back to Ao Haru
>>562493671finemo
>>562493689I only have tree fiddy
>>562490662Because real life Haru Urara weighted around 370-380 kg, which is very, very small for a racehorse. For comparision with other smol umas Stay Gold was around 408-436 kg, Nishino Flower was around 420kg, Biko Pegasus was around 442 kg, Rice Shower was around 430-450 kg, and Mayano Top Gun was 440-470 kg.
Damn, affinity and white sparks really matter a fucking lot
>>562493671FineMo is still your go to second wit card for a long ass time, unless you're exclusively training ends with CB Wit or lates with NN
>>562493671idk man would rather mlb the best wit card in the game or a pal card for a scenario thats already over
>>562493671Fine motion.>>562493703You can still use her since she has 10% race bonus, she's basically a stamina card
>>562493734imagine if we could pick which ones we want instead of spending hours of grinding hoping for the best
>literally have to scroll to see all my whitesOK /uma/, guess the blue and pinks :)
>>562493810That would be pretty stupid.The playerbase yearns for spark gambling.
okay trainer point where nishino flower touched you
>>562493830You didn't get SS rank did you
>>562493839I've been marked by another Uma she wouldn't dare
>>562493839
>>562493810That would kill the game, sparks are one of the only long term grinds to give you a constant goal. Even when there are no events active, you always have doing parent runs.
>>562493839i can't feel my legs
>>562493857How did you know.... (by 10 points lol)
>everyone picking fine motionHave any of you thought of Riko sex?
I haven't gotten my first SS.
>>562493857With that many 1 stars they obviously didn't. Anyway it's 1 star guts and turf.
>>562493928She would die
>>562493908you have more 1 star whites than 2 star
>>562493583Frens into the same hobbies are helpful indeed, kinda like Uma partner runs.3 years ago I'd have redirected you to >>>/jp/djt but that place is a shithole now, I'll just leave you with this site that has various resources which'll come in handy after you're done with kanashttps://learnjapanese.moe/guide/You don't have to read their lengthy guides, just grab the tools (they're all centered around Anki which you've probably heard of) and read their explanations on how to use said tools, or just ask your fren how he's making the review list and whether that's using Anki
>>562493115I couldn't eat meat yesterday, so I'll chow down something today.
i am excited for Palmer
>>5624939432 star guts actually
>>562493082Rereading neo yuni and her christmas event literally has her show you the very prehistoric beginnings of umaworld. More importantly, she shows Yunitore that they’ve gotten together throughout multiple timelines and universes. Very cute.
I am excited for Palmer Stamina
>>562493928sry my wife (aoi kiryuin) would be upset with me
this but to all umas
>>562493358Ntr watching while you look at curren.
>Final shop refresh
>Spend a good hour of yesterday afternoon doing the crane game for no real particular reason>Finally get it in a run since I'm doing URA for the first time in forever>Nearly fuck it up, got saved by a big headed Ai dollThank you big headed Ai doll would suck to see a sad Uma.
What happens if I don't press Confirm on the next screen?
>>562494263they disqualify you from the finals
Learn jp umamusume community...
What to pick? I can take Radiant star, but there will be room only for one more skill. Or give up RS and GS completely and take the other 4 skills?
>aptitude test is gonedarmnit I was sleeping>>562494263You get autoslected with your last team.
>>562494263You lose your training license, and your umas beat you until near death for not registering them.
Hello, Dacchis member here.Are we okay with /uma/ now?
>>562494245You’re welcome
>>562494354i should but my ossified ojisan brain has a hard time retaining new information
I've never felt this much killing intent towards my useless trainee for jobbing a race before, so hey at least MANT makes you feel something I guess that's a positive
>>562494387
>>562494229This is always my final shop when I have saved 3 hammers for finals.When I haven't saved 3 hammers my final shop is a couple books a 20 vit and a megaphone.
>>562494443Same I have low wit growthStill the other anons made it sound fun like a club project
>>562494384>your umas beat you until near deathUmas that would do this?
Post /uma/ club ranking after march!
>>562494576Orfevre but you have to gain her trust then break it first.
yatta yattayatta!
>>562494576Rice Shower would do this
yall niggas nearly capping pow with only welfare marvy (zero specialty priority)?
I've been at it for 42 minutes and there is still no precum, am I dying? I just want to taste it
>>562494576Meisho Doto (she goofed up)
i went to the kikegames investor meeting in 2025 and they said they were going to kill the umamusume ip but they wanted to release a global version for one last grift before ending it.
>>562494662That card is a RB stick you cap with pow sparks and power bonus cards.
which one is the most based?
>>562494662Power sparks are a hell of a drug, but yea, what the other guy said
nice URA sparks bwo
>>562493908How are you neighggers getting over A?
>>562494774This brown fixation on club drama as results from paying too much attention to clubs prevents nice things from happening
>>562494774advanced doxxing!
>>562494774mine, but it's not in the image
>>562494774/uma/ club is for CHUDS
>>562494721
>>562494489Chiyo HATE
>>562494884dont say that when the top club is brown......
>>562494829What's wrong, anon? Afraid of a real parent?
>>562494863If you're only getting a rank umas then you're either incredibly new and I'm sorry, you're just going to have to suffer for the next 4 monthsOr you're retarded and are too stupid to build a basic 50%+ race bonus deck and follow a schedule
falco breaks her neck and fucking dies
Stamina or Power parent for CM12?
>>562494884what would be a white fixation that allows nice things to happen
Guys i think my Golshi came out weird
>>562495032No fixation
>>562495032Social activism
>>562495043nice one riko
>Autistically obsessing over which 3x front composition would win me the finals>All the ones I have saved were omegabuhi ends or fronts so I don't know if 1st and 2nd by the late race should be considered a good enough result
>>562494774why is the mahjong club so strong, I assumed they'd be a casual B+ or A club
>>562495256more like weak, their goal is rank S
im hoardingggg
>>562495293save 1m at least
>>562494774the last one for having Curren 4Chan.
>>562495320good idea
>>562495320Can't wait for anon to start rolling in 2028.
So is Radiant Star a good skill or not? Even in the context of its weird gamba nature? It's good midrace, in the beginning of the spurt, or the final stretch, but in different waysIt costs so fucking much though for an uncontrolled skill like that
>>562494662Shes a really good card but you still need luck>>562494672Fap harder then harder go go go
Never mind bros turns out one of the tickets wasnt a selector but a pull ticket and i got fucking guts hishi akebono, i can only get finemo to lb3
I skipped Ao Haru since it's just URA Finale 2 electric boogaloo but playing MANT again and I'm not sure how you guys can do this constantly. Losing races and have to clock races you have no business losing is just annoying as hell.
>>562495480lb3 is usable
frontniggas when they queue into another frontnigga 12 hours from now (we could have fucked up an end lobby but nooooo)
fucking facebook chat holy shit
>>562495796sex with Coro
>>562495842don't doxx my club bwo
Calling your umas wives is disrespectful and sexualizing them. Please do not do it.
>>562495842danchou made me install MSN
What do you guys look for in a parent for the next CM? Managed to luckshit some usable 9*s on important accels/velocity parents
i call them broodmares
>>562495842mine uses IRC
>>562495903Stego is my life long partner.
>>562495842>there are ladyboy laisu fans out there
oink oink
>>562495950This is f2p achievable if you're smart with your carats.
>>562495935My danchou made an IRC but he said I couldn't use it stating concerns about potential employee conflict and that it would be bad for the organisation. Not really sure what he meant by that.
>>562495950>reaching 1100 WIT with those 2 fucking wit cards
>>562495950>not even capped wit with nn + finemoembarrassing
>>562495842>ladyboy team
P R O P A G A N D A
>>562495926Stam sparks because Longs will fuck you otherwise.Ignited PWR for Pace.Don't care about Front or Late since you get so many skills including Slick Surge from running races. If I wasn't raping my own asshole by using the shitty Bijin card, I would be looking for Nimble Navigator.
mcqueen should have been biggerkitasan should have been bigger
>>562495640LB3 to MLB is essentially 5RB with rounding, but yea
this bread is buttered
yeppers wit is good tho just use her with finemo and NN lol
>>562496043No amount of propaganda can make me fall for mediocre bl*ndes
>>562495926nimble + uma stan for backliners
>>562495950>3 speed on a 15% speed growth Uma
>get fast learner hat early>1 turn after fast learner event gives me the status
This is pretty good for CM yeah?
>>562496050>>562496152thanks anons, I'll use my nimble parent
>>562496145sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh
>>562496173>get fast learner hat earlyYour run is already bricked when you buy this shit.
I wonder what the blue and pinks are....
>>562496173>he bought the scam hat
>>562496228My shop had jack shit so it didn't matter
>>562496178Ok mobile sucks my bad let's try that again.
>>562496275>1152 speed
So what are the best guts cards for MANT? Feetkuno, Ayabe and Yeppers? What for the 4th? Haru is okay but the lack of early friendship makes it difficult. The ones with good special priority have shit race bonus. Hmmm.
>>562496145Wtff
>>562496275Looks good anon. Just be careful of your team comp since Preferred Position has a 1st to 5th requirement.
>>562495842Pinoys use FBchat as well, I'm in a club with mostly pinoys and i was forced to make a facebook account so I can talk to them properly. They're real hardworking and autistic SEAniggers though so I'm not complaining.
>>562496275Where's Curvature?
How do I stop feeling miserable every time I log in
>beg to fuck nice nature >she says yes >NN gets pregnant >I take responsibility and marry her Man uma musume are so easy
>>562496337Are you okay anon?
>>562491242unchecked 67
Stop sexualizing the umas. Next guy who does it is getting his brain blown out.
>>562496275There's a gigantic flaw but I won't tell because you are a Hoguri player.
>>562496370Put your umawife in the umalobby
>>562496273>My shop had jack shit so it didn't matterThat's why you are bricked. If you aren't getting vita energy to keep your training + energy consistent, or grilled carrots for friendship, or bracelets and charms in preparation for summer, the run might as well be bricked.
>>562496432That just makes me sad that she isn't real...
>>562496432My umawife is 2 years away.....
Post your hand and tell me your favorite Uma!
Is this anon here right now?Did you remember to do your CM matches this time?
>>5624962971200 isn't a magic number, if your Xoguri has better stats without a whale deck or insane luck then tell me your secrets.>>562496323Makes sense, I have 4 recoveries and great wit anyway so I can afford that one sometimes missing as long as the rest go off.>>562496356I ended up buying like 4 heavily discounted things instead, is the gold skill at 1 discount worth it over a bunch of others discounted?>>562496430Thanks, this kind of malding let me know you're scared.
>>562496337I have a FB account but I only use it to watch deranged memes I didn't know it had a group chat function
>>562495796Can't wait to instantly lose due to matchmaking and forcing another front main to watch some nigger's end closer win the race
>>562496495They're all real umaanon
I had no idea how raped my uma was..
>>562495843IT'S ROCO!
So lvl 3 is the max hint from books.
>>562496784Could've told you that.
Bobo singing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQm_qhDQo_Q
>>562496434Not him but I wont understand this logic. Same people that will tell you that MANT is so flexible that you can always adapt, but when given a Hat they'll always say your run is bricked. I've bought a hat on my aces and I can say them having more skills is a lot better than the inflated stats.
>>562496784Brother had to use books for that.
>>562496841>when given a Hat they'll always say your run is brickedVF says that garbage so next time someone says your run is bricked for getting fast learner, know that there's a brown monkey behind that screen
>>562496297It's going to slaughter the horde of 1200 speed 900 power 900 wit Oguri from retards that think max speed is more important than stats that actually win races.
>>562496639My Dober has up to a hundred lesbian trysts a day
>>562496841They're retards and brown. Probably a browntuber gaslight like usual.
If her whole thing is “I’m always first place, no matter what”… then why is she a Pace, and not a Front?
>>562495842>>562496337Mambo doesn't have an IRC, Discord, or FBChat, we shout at each other here in the thread (I will miss tomorrow because I'm at Osaka Hai sorry Danchud)
When's the Sirius Wit card releasing
umaxoguri meta derby
>>562496841>>562496948>what is nuance and depends on the run
>>562496413
>>562497015she is THOUGHVST
>>562497017Who cares as long as they dont bring their faggotry here
>>562496275Is pace chaser savvy worth jack shit when wit is already that high? View does nothing on non-debuffers and the wit doesn't even boost skill odds so the only time I even consider it is if I need the wit positioning speed boost, and wit that high shouldn't
>>562497015First place is the one who crosses the finish lane first.
Trashing this fucking run holy shit
>>562496297It has medium S and right handed so it's significantly past the soft-cap. Another 50 speed wouldn't do much for it.
>>562496841MANT is not flexible. Either you get good items in the shop and good rainbows in summer and a good junior year or you dont. If any of these 3 is bad you're bricked
>>562496948>It was another gaslight from the 41% ACK rate brownoidThat brown retard seethes about witgod so much, he'll unironically be a contrarian faggot when it comes to the graduation hat.
>>562496995What sort of beast is that? I'm lucky to get 5 and every time I look on chrono all I see is shit worse than my borrow.
If I win, I win.If I lose, I lose.
>>562497221this was just my seiun run, dogshit junior year, no vitas at all but I got a +100 speed on summer atleast
>>562496995Code? I'm looking for a Dober to breed with my Ryan
Cherry stem tying (in your mouth) challenge>Orfevre makes Trainer do it>Goldship does it in 5 seconds, even makes it into a figure 8>Fenomeno refuses to do it>Nakayma can't>Stego should be able to tie it (according to her)>Journey does it with no issue in 20 seconds
I'm so nervous bwos... I still haven't clicked confirm
If I don't lose, I will win.
>>562497059Yeah, and in that anon's case he had the leeway of buying Hat early on. That's even more reason to buy the hat since you have plenty of turns and chances to refresh the shop.If that were me I would still buy it even if the fast learner event didn't give me the status.>>562497221Items are refreshable and always have the chance to get better ones by racing. It's truly only good junior year and summer camp that can truly brick your runs, and chains not finishing.
>bwooooo le stam debuffs is le useless kwanzaguri is le overstammed gwoooooooim targeting non-oguris THOUGH
>>562497221On a whim you can easily get good shop items. I've had an empowering megaphone and a kale show up right before summer when I had one and no energy drinks
If I win, I deserved it.If I lose, they cheated.
>>562496841A Fast Learner is giving you about 200 SP assuming you didn't spend jack shit until you got it. If you get the Fast Learner hat around the mid-end career when you're established your stats then it's absolutely worth it. If your shop is so fucking bad you are buying the 250 coin hat around Classic Year you are basically going in to the first Summer without bonds raised and proper items unless you magically Well-Slept and got everything you needed in Late Apr and the beginning of Summer. A shit first Summer, especially now that we're doing Med races and no longer taking in Creek means you are double fucked for Long races and epithets.By all means prove me wrong. Show me a run where you purchase hat early game and come out with a good ace.
>>562496173Haha wait till you get fast learner hat 2 times in a row but only after the turn you spend all the point, in a parent run
I want to sleep 24/7
I want to sleep with Eishin Flash 24/7
>>562496948I take back what I said, you're right.
>making a tachyon parent>no decent grandparent with mile sparksits so fucking over for me bros
I want to wake UP
I still forgot to cleat in my final races.
>>562496841Everyone that replied is wrong. Fast Learner bricks your run because it uses up all your luck. The fact that it bricks your run is not new to TB, but it is much more common.
>>562497256The funny part is it's not even that good. 9*pwr, 3* mile, 2* medium, 2* long and barely any good whites. The only upside was it was an uma-abuse parent during unity so the affinity was high>>562497319439841558823 but there are better ones out there
>>562497391A hat is 3 extra races with no resting, all my longslop aces were early before first summer where I had a green goo to use before summer and spammed 6-7 races in a row during the start of the classic year. It's a very specific scenario but that's what I look for now during MANT, the perfect ace uses the hat or gets the fast learner event on its own.
is le its on tail rampup better than le super firm condition?
>>562490270
>>562497443She is mine fuck off
>>562497424This you?
>>562497559post ace
>>562497169me on the left
escape artist agemasent...thankyou
>>562497221The flexibility is realizing that even when you get a shitty summer turn with no whistles, racing is still a good option and in fact sometimes better than a shitty rainbow between the race stats+SP and whatever you end up buying with that 100 coins and whatever items spawn from doing that race
>>562497553>unity doberGuess I'm a couple of months late to this Dober sex party. Without the MANT affinity I'm cooked, still cool parent.
>>562497391what an asinine take
>>562497221The average MANT run churns out 2.5k SP. 200 SP assumes you only raced enough for 2k which is dogshit.
>>562497671>>562497169I want Brian to give me a rimjob
Why is it so hard to get LONG MANT final? Do I really have to just throw a run away for that trophy?
>>562497559If you spammed that many races, how did you get through Skin Outbreak, -30 stats on 4th, and your bonds?>>562497716It's okay if you don't know how MANT works. Keep the discussion to uma wives and no gameplay.
2 minutes until your Finals fate is sealed
>>562497747Because there's four long G1s and like 2 G2s you can take without fucking your schedule. Yes, you do just have to burn a run for it.
>>562497747I mean, runs cost 15 energy... it's literally nothing
>>562497391>Only 200SPlol
>>562492226I don't know, I get them I think
>>562497553I can kinda see why it's popular I guess, 9 pwr is great because power cards suck but the stat is good, and it hits all 3 important race lengths which makes it pretty universal for noobs to raise their aptitudes with. It sounds like it's mostly luck about being grandfathered into friends lists but still I see why kinda.
I want to eat 24/7
My girls are locked.
>>562497934ogurin...
>>562497571Depends on your strength and speed, if you're not hitting cap on either you want super firm. If they go over the soft cap it depends o on how much.
>>562497793Skin Outbreak / -30 stats / mood down is random, it's not guaranteed, it's as often as Etsuko's mood up that help around it. I always get KSB to orange before the first rival race, as that's the most important one. Just luckshit.>>562497647That would be embarrassing if they end up losing me the finals.
>he got disqualified for not picking his team
>>562497747There are grand total of 14 Long races in careeryou MUST do no more than 13 Mile/Med racesDebut race counts too
>>56249786115 energy and 1 fucking hour of my day
Do debuffers need good stats or can they be whatever as long as they have the skills high wit and speed
>>562498007If I don't think I can get that down to 40 minutes
>>562497984So you're telling me for all three of your aces, you got bought the Fast Learner hat early on in the career, did 7 races straight to make up for it, only had Kitasan as your rainbow, went through the first Summer, assuming you had the items and training for it did rainbow speed solo training with Kitasan, and still came out good?Are you genuine or just wanting to win an argument?
>>562498054Spd is worthless for debuffer. You want max wit, enough stam then high or low power if you want to hit late surgers or not.
>>562498087you SHOULD not think during MANT. just UNGA.
Good luck with you're finals, bros.
>>562497793>>562497984
>>562498031sound doko
I want to feel comforted
>>562498007You don't even have to win. Just put the longs on the race planner, ignore the shop and URA it.
>>562498223werks on my end...?
>>562498232you can't URA it you need to get the long final races in MANT
>>562498156Not only KSB as I don't remember, but I'm sure she is always orange. Yeah, my 3 aces were fast learners, 2 were early hats the third was a regular fast learner event. Since this magical coincidence happened during this CM I'd aim for it for ever MANT CM, I play a lot though.
>>562495293Sup, whats your plan btw
why are they like this
>>562498267>>562498232oh oops I realised what you said just now, I'm stupid
How many minutes until Sweep Tosho
>>562497747pretty much yesjust do a normal-ish triple crown run but do fewer mile races and replace them with longs whenever possible2x stayers stakes in early december (free win if you have an innate recovery skill like creek)diamond stakes late feb senior
desu buying the hat shouldn't really dictate whether your run is bricked or not, and everyone who says so are either biased or parroting opinion. MANT is for decision making all the while depending on your choices and resources.
>>562498251None of my chungus browsers or phone work, I must be missing something
>>562496540Can you qualify to the semi finals without doing a single race
>>562498330frivals
>>562498350around 78000
I WILL WINTHE B FINALS
>>562498396he's yanking your pizzle sound doesn't work on this board he'd have to post it on wsg and then link it here
>URA could be speedran in 20 minutes>Aoharu could be speedran in 20 minutes>MANT takes at least 40 minutesPlease tell me Grand Live will be faster
>>562498387No but most likely if you buy Hat you lost out on actual useful items so you're behind
>>562498495All scenario moving onwards will be faster than MANT.
>>562498495dont worry, grand concert is back to pretty training buttons
>>562498495No wonder my club died
>>562498480greys
>>562498540ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh l'arc is just as long
>>562498554pretty trianing buttons and dogshit song choices
>>562498480McQueen just wants to be done with it
>>562498494>He doesn't know the tech
>>562498387>MANT is for decision making all the while depending on your choices and resources.No amount of decision making will fix a shit shop RNG, bad summer, and your Wit cards not landing on the Wit facility. Otherwise by sheer intellect and wisdom you have an ace in one run. My statement comes from having done every run possible since half-energy started to the point I contributed 150million fans last month to the club without trying. Seems most of you guys talking about VF are parroting the opposite of what he said; which I frankly don't even know what he said because I don't watch him. Seems like you guys do despite your hatred of brown people.
