Previous: >>562506435>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Bright (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Zenno Rob Roy (Guts), SSR Curren Chan (Speed)Current CM: Pisces Cup - Hanshin Turf 3200m>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/05 - Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*), Symboli Rudolf (SSR), Sirius Symboli (SSR)04/05 - Ligne Droite Story Event04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Sakura Bakushin O (3* alt), North Flight (3* alt), SSR Daring Tact, SSR Daring HeartNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMOREI NEED SEX WITH TAZUNA RIGHT NOW
>>562524026
>>562522113>>562522614>When you find her scripts
Forever Fraud
Digitan LOVE
Huh, got XOguri randomly dickpulling for Bright, so now I have both XOguri and Valentine's BourbonSince the other umas I fancy are front runners and pace chasers I could focus on saving for those types of cards and have a usable team for every cm for at least a couple of years right?Is it a good idea to focus on those two, and my favorite girl for every other cm?
>>562524908A cute!
>>562524997>dongtan dress>he hates hagsBased
>"Randomly" got two out of three meta umasJust say you are a metafag, don't be ashamed.
Looks familiar?Scenes like this are happening all over the umaverse right now. You. Could. Be. Next.That is, unless you make the most important decision of your life.PROVE to yourself that you have the strength AND the courage to keep your oshi clean without towels.Join the ButtSweat.BECOME part of the elite CM silver(at best) forceS33 3x0tic f1lt3r av01d m355ag35And spread umapyoi agenda through the umalaxyBecome a TrainerBecome a ShitposterBecome a ButtSweatapply with /uma/ in your profile
>>562524908Happy birthday falco! You won me two different CMs!
>>562525385imagine the goofs
Good night friends!!!
Gold City feet in my mouth
Last turn, what do i pick
best way to tank D sprint and D dirt?
>EU time: Threads are being made on time, not too early, not too late, no double bot thread autism>NA time: People stay in the last thread forever continuing to spam garbage, double thread autism everyone calling them retards thinking its funny while some schizo tries to make a shit post OP
>>562525385Oh they made doto BIG big, nice
Any circles with space? I want out of this D+ club dogshit hellI don't expect an S tier club or whatever because I'm too lazy to do 3+ runs a day, usually only one.
>>562525539sleep tight babydacchi-san
>>562525593I would click wit but I'm bad at the game so...
someone tell me the training conditions for the next CM. im too mentally drained from gooning to stinky uma feet to focus on reading race data.
Dongtan dress and "virgin killer" sweater are two of the ugliest articles of clothing ever made, and anyone who unironically finds them appealing deserves to be removed from the gene pool
>calculate my energy so I can do a training after a race>ANYTHING FOR MY CLASSMATES *sucks off your energy*thanks NTR, very cool
>>562525593wit
>put some milk in my coffee>little white specks in my coffebro it said it expired in THREE DAYS WHY DOES FOOD/DRINK EXPIRE SO FAST NOWAlso happy birthday falco
>>562525775
>>562525340If I were a metafag I would've bought the other 2
>>562525593If you don't click power here you're a moron
>>562524754Let's put it this way: Kitasan is like a puppy, she will give you endless affection and attention at any given time you want it, but that's just how she is with everyone. She is an easy bitch that will wag her tail for anyone that gives her affection.Duramente is like a cat. She's aloof and independent, and doesn't necessarily see the point in showing appreciation and gratitude every moment she's with you, but that's when those occasional moments when she showers you with affection and a desire for your attention are really special. You know you are special to her because you hardly ever see her treat anyone else that way.
>>562525736>t.DoberGo back to training
>>562525643Suzuka Giant...
>>562525812milk can be moody sometimes
>>562525643Suzuka doesn't have even 10% of that
>>562525830stop calling them that
>>562525672Wait I lied!!Can someone tell me the song name??https://youtube.com/watch?v=UZys45p13T0&ra=mThank you!!! Good night!!
>>562525812Was that milk stored in your fridge?Was it unopened?If the answer to both is yes, I don't know, maybe the store fucked storing it, or the government is trying to kill you with milk
>>562526003You're right sorry, I'll post an accurate one
no one cares about your literal who JP uma, bwo. if you want to JP post then just post almond eye/gentildonna/light hello
>>562525618You just need to pump your speed and power as much as possible before the race and buy every relevant skill, sprint D is rough though I would pray for sprint C, dirt D is ok
>>562526038>>562525643god i wish large women were real holy shit
>>562526038why is her umanko on the front it's supposed to be further down
>>562526069>almond eye/gentildonnaFuck off
Falco's birthday party!
>>562525918>cat person has yet another schizk episode of “why cats are better than dogs”They arent. Kita best girl.
>>562526069You know Duramente is a major character in the main anime, right? She's literally more relevant to Uma mass media culture in the west than Curren Chan
>>562526029https://youtu.be/SJywJjwqIK8Goodnight fren!
>>562526069>light helloI'm onto you cyjews intern already laying the groundwork for future banner propaganda
>>562526267I wish to fuck Kitasan while she is dripping like that
4:30hrs until Finals
>>562512058I used goody-japan to place a pre-order the ai-lala-chrono set. It’s pretty easy, just give them the link of the order page and they’ll grab it for you
>>562525667Buttsweat (B+) has a spot, check club list in op
>>562526319i want to go to an izakaya with light hello
WHY ARE YOU POSTING SEXUALIZED SMART FALCONSSHE IS AN IDOL, you can make fun of her with dumb comics but DO NOT FRAME HER IMPURELY
>>562526409I blame her for being sexy
>>562526409
>>562524853TTG will be revealed when we get the Ace moviei mean they have to, who would they put in tracen studen council if rudolf is racing? maruzensky solo? shinzan? hag lite?
>>562526409What if it's cute AND kinda lewd?
>>562526409I want to help her with the umadol dream and then start a family with her.
>>562526336Preach, brother
>>562525340It happens t. f2p
>>562526409>WHY ARE YOU POSTING SEXUALIZED SMART FALCONS>SHE IS AN IDOLyou answered your own question
13 hours and 5 minutes
Smart Falcon's smart falcons
how is this clock thief legal in junior year, you're not even the rival
>>562526573>vbobo pot 1holy BASED
>>562526291TY SO MUCHHHH
>>562526620Croix dont job!
light hello strikes me as the kind of woman who will act blackout drunk while being fully in control of herself to stall until the last trains have departed, aggressively steers you toward the nearest love hotel, and then locks the door and rapes you.
>>562526565based and cake-falco-pilled
>>562526409The whole point of idols is sex appealWhy do you think the main audience is bald middle aged men
What are the chances of spark reroll being added soon? I've done 6 Dober parent runs and they've all been 1* blues, mainly guts.
>>562526752I have hair, thank you very much!It's grey, but I got it!
>>562526515>hag liteRude
MINNAAAAAAAAFARUCO DA YOOOARIGATOUARIGATOU NEEE
>>562526713Your trainee just skips the drunk part
>>562526620What's the "Ritto" and "Miho" next to every torena?
First Medium S. If only El finished her fucking chain
Good enough, I hope I can kill some xoguri niggers with this next CM
>>562526784if it was gonna happen, it woulda been on a scenario drop, so you got bare minimum 3 months to wait now
>>562526902MINNAAAAAAAA (3 people)
>>562526976Damn. Thanks for the answer.
what's so good about killer tunes next cm
>no one gutsmaxxing their ogurisBros... it was a meme after all?
>>562526620Let’s gooo Croix and Kitamura! Get revenge for Chrono
>>562527070It's a nice midrace skill that comes from a rather nice card to use
gutsmaxxing requires high iq to play
>>562526784island monkeys got the mobile goty and desided to shaft the global, no accelerated anything for you
>two free days to train>double guts rainbow, no energy>next day the exact same thingfuck me
>>562526713i fail to see the issue
>>562526926It's the training center where the trainer has his stables. One is in the west, the other in the east.
BOTTOM FALCO DA YOOOOOO
HOEEEEEH
>>562527090next CMthis CM is not it
>>562527070it goes off at a very ideal moment, and there isn't as much vital gold skills to pick anyway for next CM for oguri, also the pasa card is a pretty good stat stick anyway
dozo
>>562527203why? an oguri can very easily survive this CM with her typical setup + gutsmaxxing
>>562527274
jige?even... oojige?
>>562527186
you know what i'll take itshes getting higher placements in rooms than my other ryans have
>>562527070Cheap and reliable midrace skill.
>>562527090Guts decks are terrible, they give you no useable skills. You trade like 3-4 gold skills for 700 extra guts, it's not worth it.
>>562526620>Seiun Hades
>>562526713Just say you want more light hello
can I build her chocolatier version for the CM? Is her unique any good?It has dominator...
28661397286613972866139728661397cm 12 test room
>backread>retards still fighting over the danchou cupNext cup will be better
>>562526620>pp 15lmao kwab du nord is gonna job again
>>562527532yeah sure
>>562526620That's held at Takarazuka, right? Apparently the Takarazuka Revue, a theatre troupe that has been there since like 1910 and its main thing is all the characters are played by female performers, is pretty much responsible for the existence of shoujo manga.I never went near there, but I was by the Kyoto track last month.
>>562527184Ritto mogs Miho, damn
>>562527551As long as mambo danchou joins... Then we can pin all issues on him
>>562527473>skillsIt's uh, not like marvsun+nishino teach vital skills either... great race bonus though!
>>562527551there will be no more Danchou Cupit's overDacchis is our championforever
>>562527532Her chocolate ult is a knockoff Emperor's might, so it's breddy gud
>>562527274baby goldship pictures make me smile
KAGAYAKU MY GLORY DAYS
>>562527584>That's held at Takarazuka, right?Yep, Hanshin racecourse
>>562527551That's the last cup
>>562527584>is pretty much responsible for the existence of shoujo manga.Because?
>>562526620Hoping Hades gets the sad story buff
I'm building dominator bots for the CM, but I might as well make them as strong as possible in case they get a win or two.Should I borrow neicha for OYL, or pasa for tunes?
>cant take Killer Tunes without mentally thinking "Killer Troons"
>>562527542>all my mejiros came in 3-5i'll take it, coming second to the hoguris is fine by mecheers to the anon who brought debuffersagain51846604518466045184660451846604
>>562526620>every thoroughbred is any brown hue>not a single black/ashen/greyBoring, I guess I'll root for Seiun Hades or whatever Ikezoe rides.
>>562527930wash your head don't let them live rent free
>>562527794Well I mean think about it, what is stuff like the Rose of Versailles? Oscar is a woman who wants to be treated like a man. And according to wiki, like 90% the Takarazuka audience are women and this troupe is where terms like "graduating" when you retire come from.This poster is the one I kept seeing on the trains in Osaka, it's the story of Lu Bu, and again both of them are played by women.
what happened in the dancho cup?
Post evil images
>>562527819there is a dominator with built in OYL what is this question
352857254345Looking for A or higher /uma/ club
>>562526389Doesn't show up on search so I guess it's full or waiting on an application.Guess I'll check later if there's any clubs open
>>562528021yes, I'm bringing two lates.
>>562527473you say this then agemasen 4 gold skills from the 4 0lb ssrs you brought
mejiro doto o
Okay but I really really really realy really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really realyl really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>562528070You missed the recruiting boom.
>>562527660not like those soulless whales who prepare to the next cm when the previous didn't even start care about these f2poor cards
>>562527674
spe? golship? teio? almond eye? forever young? no one cares. always remember Oguri, Kita and Dia are THE faces of umamusume
is front Daiwa better than pace Daiwa? I don't want to train fronties...
>>562526620MEISHO TABARUSHOHEILET'S GOANYONE BUT FRAUD DU NORD
>>562528070sent, welcome to autis/uma/
>update Sweepy>it fucking breaks again>SEAnigger dev keeps replacing working functionality with an "improved" version>latest change was to skill purchasing>outright deleted the code to buy the skills, didn't add anything in that replaces the deleted functionality in the same commit>also broke image matching trying to make it "faster", added thread unsafe access to a cache and some filters that reject valid matches
Are you guys focusing on a single style for your umas to plan which cards you'll pull, or just pick whatever uma you like and then choose cards useful for them?
tazuna what the fuck
>>562528185nhk falcon
>>562528359stop being a cheating nigger
What's the better second speed card slot to accompany kita?Windy is 0lb sadly
>>562528414It's correct to call Teio stupid
>>562527942still waiting on 1 more anon to start the race
>>562528014Don't open
>>562528352Nice. Quick on the draw. The guy did 100m last month, yet he's looking for an A club.
>>562528414Well she cyka rush B and lose from gas out.
More like DUMB Falcon
>>562528359>he didnt edit his start.bat
>>562527026Poor Falcon...
>>562528446Borrow NTR
>>562528014
>>562528402You'll burn out maining a style if your umawife is not even running that.
>>562528359He said that it will take him months to make a functioning MANT version, I forked my own copy and used my works opus 4.6 subscription to fix 90% of the issues he mentioned in like 2 hours, I make SS parents consistently with it too.
STOP THE COUNT
>>562528359Based seanigger dev fucking over cheats.
Since Maruzen is very clearly not underage, is Tazuna trying to get in my way of prone boning her every night just because she's officially registered as a student?
>>562528014how is this evil?
>>562528446F2P? Either Spe-chud welfare or Sweep Tosho SR. Tosen Jordan for long is acceptable
>>562528552I'd rather borrow pasa
>>562528359>self-issued botpocalypse
>>562528621Give me your fork lol; I also run code snippets through ChatGPT and it finds 99% of the mistakes he makes (like filtering). He should just get Cline/Codex or something installed and stop trying to write code himself - or maybe he's using AI to write this slop
>>562527026You know, we have proof that Curren is a massive ewhore with big numbers, but does Falcon really have many fans at all?
>>562528623you should update your team bwo...
>>562528446desu I think tosen mogs all of those cards for MANT, the starting stats are clutchshe has the same TB as sweep anyway
>>562528605This.Focus on your wife not style. Take what's best for her.
>>562528640tazuna has an on going bet with her as to who will score trainer cock first
>>562528605>>562528809My umawife is from the style I hate the most especially because I couldn't get a single copy of the only card usable for her so far
>>562528359"programer tries to write code by himself for the first time instead of stealing it from somewhere else" ass situation
>>562528784The joke with falcon is that she's a failure idol who isn't popular at all and Hokko is more well known and not even an idol at all just a local celebrity.
>>562528640>Since Maruzen is very clearly not underageWhat are you implying?
>>562527942>518466045184660451846604*cough* please join...
>>562528623fuak, I got a miracle run but I'm in class 5
Would kawasaki princess beat special week in a fist fight
one more day I'm finally getting her
>>562528831Unless your umawife is a dedicated frontrunner she has a second style, maybe it's B instead of A but it's still usable.
Can I cap power with power sparks and one power card? (And speed training obv)Debating trying a 3 wit card setup
>Saw random builds over the weeks, so I copy vague memories and go "fuck it, let's do a guts run">Go with Stam parents, thinkin I'll need it>Unexpectedly(obv) overstam>Lose 6 fucking races>Runs feels like shit>Get an easy S+ anywayAt least I can see why people use it to point pad akin to wit in Unity at least, the stats you can get out of this was pretty funny.
>>562528929one more17376926173769261737692617376926join if you want
>>562529056defo
>>562529094power is speed's secondary so it should be at like 800~900 with 0 sparks and 0 cards for it. Some sparks in it should be enough to make that gap to 1200.
>>562529151>everyone is running medium SAAAAIIIIEEEEEE
when i played yesterday there was still 2 hours left for the previous round and when i open the game today they dont let me pick my team for the final round??
>>562529209The raped
>>562529274you can change teams until 12 or 1 am, after that all teams are locked
>>562529274newcutie...you only have 12hr to register team for Finals
i just saw this in a public roomim scared...
>>562529079UUUUOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHI LOVE JUVENILE FILLIES
trainer raping centre
>>562529491just high roll bwo
>>562526409Anal doesn't count
>>562529231>lies
>helios VA is actually a huge beta so she looks like this when they do vtuber content
>"bro MANT is the gutsmaxx scenario bro roll for SR Ayabe right now or regret it later bro">take a look at a couple of guides>all decks are 2/3 speed depending if your uma has speed bonus then 2/3 wit and Riko or Sirius as support with 9* stamina and 9* power sparksok man
y...you're not gonna buy those energy drinks, sweepy?
What kind of deck should I use for a pace chaser that only runs med/long? I tried a few and this is my experience>3 speed 2 power 1 wit (stam borrow)End up overshooting on stamina and had to "sacrifice" either power or wit to prop up the other one>3 speed 2 power 1 wit (power borrow)End up with shitty stamina and got raped in kikuka sho/tenno sho>3 speed 1 power 2 wit (stam borrow)Same as above. Lackluster stamina + got raped in those two racesI've thought about putting Creek in and run a 3 speed 1 stamina 2 wit deck but it seems kind of a waste because I don't need maestro + it'll drag my RB down to 50Pls help
>>562529562cute butthole
>>562529680Mambo!
>>562529642I like my daughter
>>562529642
what's the f2p experience in this game like?
>>562529642>Palmer's VA is an absolute stacy so they have a complete dynamic 180 during this
submissive asian wives aren't real, once the door closes, they'll hoard all your finances and you'll never have time to enjoy yourself
>>562529729that's not a horsegirlthat's just horse
>>562529774>>562529848sexing my daughterlovey dovey baby making with my wife palmer
>>562529816pull umas, have fun, get S+ and win B finalsorpull cards, shit your intestines out trying to build THE META, still lose to whales
>>562529151>173769261737692617376926just one more dacchi.. please...
>>562529729I don't get itWhy is Cafe a horse if they managed to create a horsegirl
>>562529816bad. You basically need to reroll during a banner for a meta support card to have any hope of catching upif you want to just look at the stories and complete the scenarios though, very simple for that
we are going to beat you to death
>>562529926EVERYTHING GOOD GETS DELETED AND DIESTHE GOLDEN ERA OF UMA POSTING IS GONE
>>562529989I was going to, but I'm running triple fronts and none of them were as good as the Bourbon who lostIt's over (I don't have XOguri), I'll just accept my B finals for Aries.
>>562529926
>neutral about biwa hayahide>suddenly dreamt of her smothering me with her tits and her fuckass big hairWhat does the even mean
>>562529642some seiyuus are not cut out for doing that kind of content lmaohelios doesnt even sound like helios meanwhile goldship's seiuu could literally turn into goldship IRL and no one would be surprised
>no hoguriwin>hoguriloseits as simple as that
>>562530173>marked
>>562525593Rape after she gasses out.
i just watched the movie and dont know anything about the game. is jungle pocket in the game?
Deploying to Middle East with Suzuka
>>562530094
>shop spams kale juice but no 60% megaphones after giving me no kale juice and only 60% megaphones last run>Uokka steals my SS virginity as punishment for the constant mood downs and 4 skin outbreaksI'm sorry...
>>562529816the entire game is solved already so you only have to roll in the important banners unless you really like a character, and for currency you get a full spark (30k gems) in around 3-4 months
>>562529848>>562529642>the weak should fear the strong
>>562529989my ryan got second to a ug bourbon and 2 hogurisi'll take itthanks for the rooms
>>562530281Based Vodka!
>>562530279
>>562529491xoguri will destroy them all
>>562529642kind of odd that twitter (and /uma/ by extension) suddenly got fixated on this video considering it's 2 years old
>>562529774i want to rape her so bad
>>562530270Ugly gyaru
>>562530372Thanks for the room, wanted to try my low roll Ryan with double aptitude but she got destroyed
>>562530305You get more than that. I spent all my carats on the Biko banner (in November) and now I have 100k after spending about 20k on the NTR banner.
>>562530372the cropped name gave me an accidental funny screenshot
>>562530173You want bimbos
>>562530454
I noticed I've already burned through 100 of my alarm clocks since the scenario started. Is that just curtain call once you're out? I'm scared.
>>562530595On paper my Dober should be very strong but lates are pretty RNG in this CM, usually just never procs at the right time
does maruzensky pay taxes
>>562528605im running late flower in cm12no ultimateshe has A in late surger
>>562530543
>>562530712You can use carrats to redo races
>>562530747umas are tax exempt
This is probably my favourite lobby interaction
>>562530751>cuckquean
>>562530848thar couch? Me
how would sex with vodka be?
>>562530868a frightening thought, but thank you.
>>562530848who's the one in the portrait on the right?
>>562529684Bwos please help.....
I'm hyped for the events. CM 1st place A later tonight, major story event tomorrow, umadol the day after. Umadol is supposed to have fantastic rewards, yeah? I know there's a random SSR ticket with the whole pool, what else is in there?
I can buy a midrace heal or double spring runnerhelp do I need more HP, I already have radiant star
>>562530712I only had issues with clocks starting out, but I learned how to not get killed. Mile A is almost mandatory if you want to save your sanity. End Closers are still a fucking mess though, I hate it
>>562530761
>>562530691
>>562531020it's gonna die
>>562530991Pick the deck that gets the stats you want if you highroll luck and then just do runs until you get super lucky.
In MANTBLAZER:>No energy heal items? Dead run (30% chance of happening)>No early grills? Dead run (25% chance of happening)>Summer was a dud? Dead run (60% chance of happening)>got an affliction before a heal was in the shop? Dead run (5% chance of happening)Meanwhile in unity cup:>Riko bricked your fantastic run with double circles (5% chance of happening)
>>562529684no 2 but get some stam sparks
which uma are the most For (You)?
>>562531020you do need heals
>>562531051
>>562531020Put it in umalator bro, just get 100% spurt rate if you can - the extra 20 speed isn't worth dying to debuffers with that stamina if it's too low (again, check umalator)
>>562531145Mejiro Ardan
>>562530848What is falco doing there
>>562531120I've gotten UGs without grills and energy.Every run is salvageable with good summers.
The hybrid DD bots never win. I guess fulltime debuffers is better.
>>562531145still in love, buena vista
>>562530983
>>562531020Radiant Star won't work as a heal most of the time and you need something or else she'll die, yes.
>>562527985>do not pursue Lu Bu
>>562531235damn niggayou just exposed yourself
>562530997I'm frightened for the events. CM 3rd place B later tonight, gay OOC story event tomorrow, fan grind the day after.
>>562531036>End Closers are still a fucking mess though, I hate itCurrently trying to raise a tamamo cross for the next CM, I'm feeling it.
>>562531145Loves Only (You)
>>562531145
>>562530848one umamusume in this image has not won more than 1 G1
Is the upcoming SSR Pearl speed card any good? It doesn't seem that bad on paper
>>562530991Always 2 speed on MANT even if you have 0% speed bonus. 1 speed is doable with 20% speed bonus. This should give you enough options of picking your deck.
>>562531392nyo
>>562531392No hag cards
>>562530712I was burning through them much faster, I started using Fuku Speed SSR and she helps. Really if you play as much as I do, your only option is to be more reasonable with when you use clocks. Lost a G3 in 1st year? Don't waste the clock. Lost Hopeful Stakes? Maybe just throw away the run instead of clocking if you haven't had very good luck and you're not relying heavily on borrows. The only time I go hard on clocks now are when a run highrolls, I'm talking I already have S aptitude or Fast Learner and my stats are in good places. You cannot afford to spam clocks on runs that are low rolling.We're supposed to get like 200 clocks in the inbox in a week which will help, and once GL drops we can waste way less clocks again, so just try to be realistic with what you can afford to use. You get 1 a day, 3 a day from the shop, and some events (like the story events) drop plenty of clocks. Make them last.
>>562531235Apologise.
>>562531307Taishin at least has Straightaway Spurt right away so I can buy it along with Lone Wolf (used hint books on her too) - don't know if Tamamo has any good early skills but that's the only thing I found to help. If not, rip clocks
>>562531267>>562531201>>562531189well, I know there will be Teio hating Natures around so better be safe, sucks that double spring was extra 60 speed but I guess Medium S is good cope, thanks
>>562530848To this day there's still no acceptable explanation as to why Shitrius is there among actual winners and pioneers
>>562527985>Oscar is a woman who wants to be treated like a man.Nta but TO BE FAIR, Oscar always saw herself as a woman. It's just that her dad really wanted a son to carry on the family knighthood, and when he saw his newborn child had a vagina he went>no he doesn't, this little shit is getting raised as a boy. I did it, I finally got a son!
>>562531385
Why not go... triple dominator?
>>562531553She needs correction
>>562531593someone needs to actually win the race, anon
>>562531540she pioneered losing abroad
>>562531385we don't talk about that
>>562531593Double Dom plus XOguri gives you a much better chance, triple Dom sounds pretty funny though
>>562530872Her 2nd version to explain it is adorable. I love both of these umas dearly and this scene is a great example why.
>>562531517Tamamo cross also has straightaway spurt built in, I forgot the hint books existed. After the last CM I am trying to figure what I was missing, I only made it to group B and I am not confident that I'll place well either.
Is there any benefit in making my dominator bot in mant or can I just do it in ura
>>562531385It's surreal winning like 12-15 G1s in an average career, then looking at real horses and even the best ones usually only win aorund like...3-4
>>562531657>porn
poor siriushorse had the potential to dominate every race but he was basically tortured and lost all performance
>>562531593Please don't
>>562531145Rice Shower. She would kill for you
>>562531626
>>562531691ORENJI LOVE!
>>562531751You can make an ace with a dominator.
>>562531751Mant gives you more chances to get hints since there are no goal races
>>562524908Falco refused the sacrifice.
>>562531773She's a fraud
>>562531120Sounds like you just suck at the game and at critical thinking. Half of your complaints about MANT are skill issues with overinflated odds listed.Unity is entirely bricked if you lose 1 of the 5 unity races, and you can't even clock those.
>>562530997>CM 1st place A7 and you lose
>>562531885But I don't wanna do thatI want Ayabe to win
Post funny CM moments
>>562531932>Unity is entirely bricked if you lose 1 of the 5 unity races, and you can't even clock those.me when i lie about things that everyone knows is not true
>>562531845Shit umas
>>562531712damn really? I should have used my selector on her, I was tired of spurt farming on Goldship so didn't consider it (needed to buy dirt umas anyways). But yea, just try buying spurt early - it doesn't work on every track but it's better than nothing
I am afraid of the implications
What I can't seem to work out is a bunch of JP players say they "didn't really use" or "can't remember using" power cards. Is there a reason? I seem to do a lot better when my umas are loaded up on power or at least keep it equal with stamina, I have to be missing something
>30% wit>mid ahh ult that apparently requires her to be in the inner rail(?)I can already tell that building her for CMs is gonna be REALLY hard
>>562532023Lame answer>she gassed outreal answer>she got as close as possible to maruzensky and took a sniff
>>562532110you don't use pow cards for this bwo...
>>562532110power cards are bricks, the only use for power cards right now is RB padding
Who is stronger, Gentildonna or Saitama?
>>562532110The biggest gaslight in all of uma musume so far has been power cards being bad, I use them all the time and stam cards literally collect dust. I even used power cards for the current ultra-longslop (I do have good stam parents though)
>>562524997Boosting Verxina's morale by fondling her thinly veiled body after she got mogged by Gentil at the gym!
>>562532108
>>562532163>hagKill yourself
>>562532110it's not that they're extra bad but stamina cards seem more useful, when you use speed cards you're already training power, in a legit scenario you could go with speed and power cards because power training is also for stamina, issue is that the game also has wit as a stat and you want some of it for your uma to not whiff the skill checks PLUS wit also affects other checks so at the end of the day the ideal setup is speed, stamina and wit cards while using power parents, as to exactly what number of cards that depends on the growth
>>562532042Yes that was my point, I was directly mocking your post by making an equally absurd claim about another scenario.
>>562532148Unrelated, but I fucking love shogi, it's so much fun
>>562532148>hyper autist>has 30% wit and needs hyper autism to be build
>>562532346How does Shiraoki know what an actual horse is
>>562532110>everyone borrows power cards more than any card for important gold skills>power cards pump you full of race bonus>witgod says "I dont remember using power cards" then in his VERY NEXT VIDEO shows his decks with multiple power cards
>>562532110Usually because they are F2P poorfags running worse speed and wit cards so they didn't have the space in the deck for power.
What are good stock parents for late surgers
>>562532163She really didn't want to stop sniffing either
Wait how am I supposed to proc pump/dober if I'm facing two oguris with dominator npcs
I'm gay.
>>562532531shut the fuck up teio we know
>>562532387>bwo you have to learn 365 types of castles and read every single shogi book if you want to playMan I wish I wasn't retarded, Shogi sounds cool but I'm too braindead for that.
>>562532387Chess :/Chess, japan :O
>>562532516King Halo and Akebono.
>>562532521You lose :^)
>>562532521Thats the cool part, you dont
>>562531845poor little trainer
>>562532380>stam>More usefulWe literally just had the longest of all longslop CMs and people were STILL capping stam with power cardsI feel like there's a collective psychosis about stam cards, you literally never use them
Forever Young is returning to Japan from Dubai, safe travel
>>562525643>>562526038>make them LARGEnice>also means ENLARGE HER BUST...
>>562532448Don't worry about it She's a Goddess afterall
>>562532110The meta is that you focus on either Speed or Guts cards (alongside wit) and they train power. Kitasan even has a power boost, it's unironically OK to train power when she lands on it on an otherwise weak turn when the run isn't going amazing on power..
sexs desuwa
>>562528359call me when she relearn how to use clock
>>562532485>poorfagsUh anon, poorfags LOVE power cards, free 30 RB...
>>562532787We unlocking Teio right after, no?
>>562532023Throwing in another classic
>>562532683Losers POV LMAO.
>>562532579I like chess as well, but shogi is more fun for me personally>>562532571You really only have to learn like two or three castles if you're starting out, for instance if you play static rook you learn one for if your opponent is also static rook and one for if they're ranging rookThe more difficult part in my opinion is learning openings like side pawn picker or more complex lines in bishop exchange, but that's also not immediately necessary
>>562532674Stamina cards are only used if you need the gold skill attached (see: super creek) otherwise you just load up on power instead. This was common sense back 4 years ago.
>>562532832uhhh sureI won't be needing suzuka before MANT ends
>>562532787Should I be aiming for McQueen if I'm mostly a Late Surger main? It'd take me less days to get her vs Special Week
>>562532624>>562497646
>>562532516narita briananime teiooguritamamo
>>562532516Brian, Opera, Rudolf, OguriSo any 0.25 velocity uniques
>>562532918Don't do it. Don't become a Teiobro She's mine.
>>562532252>>562532203>bro power cards are SO bad you NEED stamina cards>you use pic related for this single CM and then put her on a bench never to be used for another FOUR MONTHS>meanwhile people capped stam this CM with power cards anywayI guess it's poetic that stamina is the #1 gaslight stat so stamina cards are equally gaslit
>>562532683Is that horse just really big, or are all of those poor people really fucking small?
>>562532761Clearly I must believe hard desu
>>562532624i wish gentildonna was real
>>562532818Case in point the oPoorfags only use the 15rb one not the 10rb ones that are actually good.
I'm retarded.
>>562533008>unlock>not obtainI'm already the raped
>>562532674i'm biased around power cards because to this day i still don't have MLB cafe, but if we use umas like gold ship and tamamo, both have 20% stamina 10% power, you can use someone like MLB vodka and maybe an extra power card for precaution alongside stamina parents and you're capping stamina easily, maybe i'm overrating it compared to Bofa but the alternative with creek seemed more useful... ACTUALLY i am now remembering rice power has swinging maestro so i guess instead of vodka that one is far better, desu maybe i fell for the gaslight, like i said power cards are not bad, maybe i'm the one overrating guts because implying you go with speed/power/wit, the only way you'll train it is from books, notepads and scrolls, oh and race rewards
>>562532683Forever Fraud
If i lose this final i quit the game
>>562533068NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Is borrowing the Helios card worth it for Escape Artist? My wit will suffer if I do that
>>562532683Yeah send this fraud home
>>562532937I'd say taiki, rudolf and suzuka are the good ones. The rest just do whatever you fancy
>>562532110witGOD said that if you want more power then you should just use more speed cards
>>562533016it is a big horse
>>562533050No.
>>562533016fat from all those donuts
>>562532624>>562531845what about mind control the trainer?
>>562533218then why did he run power cards in his example decks
>>562533016About the same size as Hishi Akebono
>stamina cards are le bad?>power is le good?>check what uma they running>20% stamina growthI mean, I GUESS you can use these heavy umas for now and you won't need actual stamina cards... Good luck trying to make a real uma later on.
>>562533202I already have Taiki and Rudolf but no Suzuka. I hadn't really intended on using Front Runners
>>562532023
>>562533298>later onNice argument
>>562533240yes
Kinda wanna uncap my NTR with the rainbow crystal but at the same time I can't bring myself to do it because of how slow were being dripfed rainbow shards.
>>562533012Super Creek is still used to this day in JP. She doesn't need to be used every day to be one of the top cards to own easily. She is less powercrept than Kitasan or Fine Motion, both of which will have direct upgrades within 1 year.
>>562533102Has global STILL not got the skill adjustments?since it's only been able to activated mid-race on JP for like 3~4 years
>>562533270how would you know you aren't already mind controlled?
>stam growth and good stam sparkspower cards ok desu>power growth and good power sparksstam cards ok desuit's really not that complex
>>562533464No, power cards are cope and parents dont change that, sorry man
>>562533298>make a real uma later on.MUMAMOOSOOMAY TWO?? UMA IN REAL LIFE? WHEN
>>562533464Anon pointing out that different Uma need minor deck adjustments but people just want to copy paste for the same umas... nyo..
>>562533016
>>562532683Does the guy they trap with Forever Young just play gacha on his phone while avoiding getting trampled the whole flight
>>562533395Gorilla isn't sexy
>>562533126Not very first rate of you
Muteki for hints, or slot Nishino instead and borrow Fuku/NTR?
>>562533537eh? did we forget the double power whale strat in unity or somethingI see people shit on stamina cards more
>>562533408Nobody uses Creek because it's a good card, they use it because it gives you Swinging Maestro. Adding more LB to it doesn't make it good it just makes it less shit
>>562533126based and same
>>562533270...I am now planning to roll for Ines......there is nothing wrong with me, I am simply fond of getting my big sister...
>>562533639Then why don't more people run power Rice for maestro?
>>562533418not that i'm aware of, but if they're hastening content i'm expecting it soon, what i don't think is that we're getting evolution skill soon, that will probably be for next anni/1.5
>>562533639>Nobody uses Creek because it's a good card
>>562533234>>562533234>>562533234>>562533234
how important is firm course menace
>>562533401We get like 10 within April. 2 story events, Umadol shards, Golshi Week has them, ect.
>>562533270She wouldn't do this...right?
>>562533739
>>562533395she's in heat
>>562531145Super Creek>chooses you>wants to pamper you so bad>one of the New Year Event selection of the Classic Year you both collapse and sleep on top of each other>you can choose to Sumo Wrestle her during the Summer Classic Year>you point out that people may think you're both dating and you came up to a new term to justify your relationship>in the Good Ending you succumb to the goo goo babies and let her pamper you win after win implying you both stay together even after her career
>>562533739how can we incorporate this into the porn
>>562532787>5 star tickezo and ryanArguably more of a brick than Air Shakur
>>562533725Because Creek is a card you can get for FREE on JP and rice isn't.
>>562533234>The average Thoroughbred is tall, about 16 hands (5 ft 4 in, 163 cm) high at the withers. But it is also light, weighing only 1,000 pounds (454 kg)>FY seems to be around 550KG+(?), yet doesn't look super fat(?)How big is that fucking horse??>>562533286That barely means anything to me, as I'm not huge on keiba. Obviously I can guess things out of context, but that doesn't help my quesiton. >>562533576So what, at least 170 if not bigger, going by the average male jap? Christ what a big fuck, while running like that.
>>562533846>Because Creek is a card you can get for FREE on JPwhat?
>>562530983Haiseiko, the OG idol horse and Light Hello’s grandma
"Creek is Mid" is a cope from people who don't have the card.
>>562533639>Nobody uses it because it's a good card, they use it because it's worth having in 1 of your limited slots but I'll pretend that doesn't mean it's goodThis is pure cope. If you put the card in your deck a thousand times because there are no better alternatives, it is a good card.
>>562531145Dia
>>562533807>baby fetish No one wants her
Can i cap wit on dober with just NN+FM?
>>562533729Skill evolution was later, but I swear JP got the skill adjustments during MANT.
>>562533639damn nigga u actually posted this opinionu aint gon survive this
>>562533876Akebono is famous for being massive, her in-game model is the biggest and a lot of her story is about how big she is.
>>562533891NTA and he's retarded, but in the future (far for us) they add stuff like a battle pass with blue tickets you can trade for old SSRs every month. Kitasan and Creek are obvious first choices because even in JP they are usable at worst to this day.
>>562533846Holy shit you're just forming your own baits from what you read from the threads huh
HEY, I SAW THAT!
>>562533876Absolute chad horsesYou just know if you put them in a stable with thoroughcels all the mares would immediately present themselves for their Big Draft Cock that makes the thoroughbreds' cocks look like Tama's in comparison
>>562533639Forgot your oguri pic
>>562533891They add a monthly pass that gives tickets (pay for more) that you collect to trade for a selection of SSR support cards that are mostly shit from launch.
this shit nearly fucking killed me but im almost there
soooooo what card do I use if I want to farm Stamina spark but my uma has built-in Maestro?
>>562534386Clanker
up until pisces i hadn't used creek in like 6 months
>>562534521cafe or dia
>>562534067>Akebono is famous for being massiveFigured as much going by game lore, but ya know... FY already looks big, but her in-game model is only what..167cm, while Ake is 180? You'd think FY is average at best, but I suppose they probably made her smaller for appeal sake or whatever the fuck.>Works horses are all L'Oréal models
>>562534215no because i'm following the fucking conversation>>562533408>Creek is still used on JP>why?>because creek is free
>>562533891see vid
Another thing JP does is it gives you Rental Decks you can use while just starting out. They're not exactly good but its free MLB SSR cards you can use on a career run (you just have to supply a PAL card for certain scenarios like Riko for Aoharu Hai)
>>562534521Creek is still the biggest stamina stat stick.You should be farming speed sparks though.
>>562533725I did! Because I don't have Creek, this deck was painful to use don't do it
>>562534569nobody has Diaeveryone with MLB Dia are gone
>>562534616>>562497646
Study time. CM12 rooms data about the usage of certain cardsSpot the stamina and power cards and analyze their relevant information
>>562534521still creek
>returning after a three day break from mantblazer>lose debut race twice in a rowGL can't come soon enough
>>562534774I have someone followed with her...
>>562534604JP players don't give a shit if a card is free, most of the players have been playing for many years and own modern powercreep cards. Nobody in JO uses Finemo unless the deck is running 3+ wit cards and they want her skills, because she got powercrept.
>>562533983I want her.Me specifically
>>562533401Same, I want to uncap shit but I know saving them for anything but Speed Tachyon if I get fucked there is a fool's errand.
>>562534651I'm sure speed spark will force its way into me anyway
>>562531653yeah itll be Rudolph. dominator is just one skill...
>>562534640Does the last slot let you borrow or is it only a card you own
>>562534824WHERE IS FUKU SSR???
If I were to use this in TT for the hell of it, should it be Mile or Med?
>>562531145Maskettaman>big girl with a mask (not to be confused with beta Orfe)>frequently tries to grab your "prize">yields to you a lot of loyalty for a scouted trainee>it doesn't matter what you're doing, what matters is her plan (umapyoi after winning the triple crown)>in the good ending she slips an aphrodisiac in your glass (the fire rises)>always thinks of you like a big guy >>562533796 no matter how you really look
>>562535073Yes you can still use a friend's support
>>562534824Delete this.
>>562529079My umawife literally has a skill that only works on a single style because of positioningI'm fucked
>>562535105Above all of those in terms of popularity with cards like Kita, FM, NN etc
>>562534913but stamina cards are by and far shit. The only reason super creek is still used is because it's cope and nobody rolls for stamshit.Everyone uses 3 speed 2 wit and the FOTM trainer card.The only time stamina or power sees play is for skills. The only time GUTS sees play is 5guts meme decks.Finemotion doesn't get used anymore because people actually roll for wit cards. Same with Kitasan.
>>562535018I'm speed spark
>>562535186>implying a stallion can get pregnant
>>562534824ALL HAIL WELFARE MARV
>>562535260the only cute rice artist
>>562535112Mile
>>562535296ugh
>>562535112While I'm on the matter. Any of these good for Pace?>>562535403What's the minimum Stam for Mile or Medium anyway?
>>562534824>most used card is power used more than NTR or FM>SR power card used more than super creepI'm thinking based?
Retard here, should I always aim for a 3 speed 3 wit deck so long I get +50 race bonus?I really dont see how a power parent and maybe a wit parent will get me to 1200 700 1200 600 12002 speed 2 power 2 wit also sounds good but... is it enough? I guess I'm mostly lost about parents
>>562535514man... her disgusted face is so sexyher casual outfit is sexy tooShe's just too pretty and sexy
>sakuracon had actual uma musume tournaments and events>they were all yesterday and I didnt check and just spent 2 hours crawling the artist alley and staring at uma cosplayer legsITS NOT FAIR I COULDVE SHOWN OFF MY OSHI IN FRONT OF ACTUAL NERDS AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>562535545Duty of Dignity is easier to proc is you ran out of skills to buyI'd say 600 for mile and 800 for medium with no heals
What does it take for these dipshits to actually show up to Wit training? I'm at Senior Late Mar and I've had exactly ONE wit rainbow all run
>>562535638>feminazi >sexyWrong
Reminder to put groundwork on your XOguri so she has an edge over the 2 other XOguris in the room
>>562535710Maybe if you treated them better they'd come to you
>>562535694>I'd say 600 for mile and 800 for medium with no healsA lot more than I expected, but I suppose that fits with the high needs of Long. Thanks for the advice!
2:35hrs until Finals
>>562535753>groundworkEnjoy getting paced down by VBobo
>>562535684>Washington Kill yourself
>>562535710mandem put yeppers in his deck
>>562535552In terms of popularity, Kita (76%), FM (66%), SR Wit Tachyon(40%) and SSR Speed Fuku (35%) are higher.Marvey welfare is fifth, still pretty good. All hail Marvey
>>562535818It's because for mile you have to account for the 1800m mile and medium the 2400m one, with bad weather. Understamming in long is bad too, as it goes up to 3600m.
>>562535684>seattleimagine the smell
>>562535874>flyover state
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What a fine cute>>562535991REALLY need to keep that in mind for the future, never bothered to read up on shit like this for TT. Too casual (I don't care) for CM, so I never bothered.
post them bwos...no shame herei did taurus open league the first cm so i dont have any titles for that
>>562536047
STOP RIGHT THERE, TRAINER!You have been visited byOFFICER FESTA OF THE LOCAL UMA POLICE DIVISIONNo arrest warranted but if only you say something nice about her on her birthday
>>562536167As again in 3 hours bwo.
>>562535874>>562536019whats wrong with seattle/washington...
>>562536167>i did taurus open league the first cmand lost??????
>>562536351yeppers
I don't remember seeing this skill before
>>562535293>The only time stamina or power sees play is for skills.Isn't the Tama power card like genuinely, unironically good and you're a fool if you skip it?
>>562535737i want her to peg me and call me names, like disgusting manpig
Umapyoi with Super Creek!
It's okay to hate the gambling retard
>>562536381it belongs to air shakur
>>562536381They added it 2 days ago
>>562536167Too lazy to open the game but 5 plats. I was group B during Taurus but won and then all A afterwards
>>562535293>>562536393I might be retarded but if you like late surgers I think the Tamamo stamina card is massively slept on. Guaranteed tail held high + gold midrace velocity. Also her training stats aren't terrible.
>>562536509she wouldn't umapyoi with me
>>562536393Nta but that game only came out last year in Japan and is considered the first "must roll" power card, that's how long power was in the gutter.
>>562536167Got 3rd place in Taurus A finals so no titlesAlso Leo was my only B finals, that's why I only have the gold for it, everything else was A finals 3rd place aside the 3 plats
>>562536509i can only wish...
>>562536230I don't really have anything nice to say about her but I like these posts so have a (You).
>>562536230she's cool, but the way this gold skill was named in JP was better>Prepared to Die
>>562536626>that gamethat card*, I meant>>562536602The real issue is there isn't much reason to pick stamina when doing stat training because you get stamina anyway from training power, and if you want guts then it's objectively better to just pick guts training.
>>562536794gentle wife gentle life
le monki face
i am gay. which uma is for me?
>>562536836>>562536857wtf
>>562536935Teio
>>562536783>>562536794Kill pajeets
>kill gold shittersI agree>>562536836>>562536857>same image>same file-name>different resolutions>18 seconds apartthe odds on display
Test
>>562536965ok starting with you then
>>562536836>>562536857witnessed
>>562536935Gay boy?RyanGay girl?Sirius
The labubu is at it again
>>562537237>localizers keep adding unnecessary jokes
https://poal.me/7l9v6ehttps://poal.me/7l9v6ehttps://poal.me/7l9v6e
>>562537237raep
You guys are fucking retarded
>>562534836GL is also shit though
>>562537541Ayabe wouldn't say that.
Girls are cuter when they are a bit retarded
>>562537541Takes one to know one
>>562537541Yes I'm fucking your mom
I KEEP FORGETTING TO USE HAMMERSon regular races tho
>Inari One soonI need the shortstack
>>562529670Cuuuuute>>562529735>>562529680MAMBOOOOOOO
>>562537610No
>>562537541I'm a virgin though
I am straight. Which uma is for me?
>>562537610name 5 cute retards
>>562537758special week
>>562537779That Chiyo poster
>>562537779OsakaOsakaOsakaOsakaand uuuhSmart Falcon
>>562537758Straight boy?DaiwaStraight girl?Vodka
...
>>562537957rape
>>562537484i don't trust you niggers, everyone's a endkek here
I'm going to beat Tazuna to death with hammers
>>562537541I have this odd feeling that I need to impregnate Ayabe
>>562530173Your mark turned out tobe quite severe. She is a good uma, congrats.
I have 71/80 winrate and I will lose the finals, as per usual. Trust
>>562537663>granny soonawww yis
>>562538013
>>562537957
>>562538006I want to be one, but other than Goldship there's 0 good ones, and the only cards that we'll see for end closers are yeppers, which is garbage, and cbt, which is good for a couple of months
>>562538078This but for Digitan
>>562537663Sex with goblin umas
>>562538107wait fr? i thought she was much later
>use fuku card + windy>never can reach 1200 speed even with nonstop speed rolls on races>remove fuku card>lose like 120 stats and tanks my scoreThis card is so ass.
>>562536167I wish I had more platinum, but considering I am bad at the game I think I'm happy with this.
>>562538212uhh your kita?
>>562530173sleep apnea
>>562538101>ignoring the large forehead
>>562538429why would you ignore that, that's sexy
>>562537484>https://poal.me/7l9v6e>/uma/ is all frontkekswtf? this is upsetting
>>562538169nothing odd about wanting to impregnate digitan
>made an ace nature>also had enough points to get a few debuffs by the end>actually works>if she can't kill, she still has enough to overtake>60% win rate in public roomslmao, having this much SP is really something elseis the next scenario going to be as generous as this? don't get me wrong, building for long was abhorrent, I'd rather not have something like CM11 again if it's still trackblazer but building for everything else is kinda alright but it's still too long so fuck this
>>562538212Pretend Fuku isn't a speed card especially if you don't have speed growth
reminder: if you didn't win a platinum for your zodiac sign then you're burdened with bad luck for the rest of your miserable life.
>Open game>Check MY club>Randoms are asking for a disc*rd server so that they can "talk better" (club chat has been in-game stickers for the past 4 months)Why are they like this rethorical question
>>562538646>CapricornMan I tried but Sprints are a fucking joke
>>562538646>piscesfuck you
>>562538646>cancerI actually won that wtf
>>562538646It's fine, I accepted such fate after I got Teio 3 times as a spook
>>562537484>1 End CloserI always knew those Goldship and Taishin "oshi" anons were full of bullshit. Fucking meta slave bastards lying about them being their oshis. (Not you, solo End Closer voter.)
>>562538516Its ok. We have abysmal wr unless its a buhi
>>562538646>VirgoI'm not virgin anyway, hmpf
>>562538646my zodiac is next and there's no way i'm winning this buhislop...at least my bd is in three days and i'm gonna eat some pizza
>>562538138>ear accessory on the wrong side
>>562538818The end closers I like are not in the game yet
do we make debuffers in mant or unity?
>>562538818The hardcore golshi fans are asleep, it's 3 AM in Indonesia,
>>562538691Literally ERPfags
>>562538646somehow i actually won capricorn with a chansformed suzuka, it was legitimately one of the most rewarding experiences ive had all year
i did itare you proud of me /uma/?
>>562538646This cm is my zodiacIf I don't win I'm blaming it on you
mambo is my favorite new uma on the home screen
>>562538646>burdened with bad luck for the rest of your miserable lifewould be same either way
>>562538646>excited for aries since CM1>turns out to be xoguri slopFuck this
>>562538646>ScorpioI have it >>562536743yay
>>562538986>cowfagKill yourself
>>562538646So youre saying nothing changes in 3 hour for me
there's no shame in getting 1st in B finals
>>562538646I lost Libra, mine, and despite recording literally every CM I can't find the file of my Libra run, I must've been pretty upset, lmao
I want to fuck Grass Wonder
>>562538646My zodiac is the only CM I didn't even bothering entering anything for.
2 HOURS
>>562538646I won gold in group B with my oshi and that’s all that matters. I was like oh this is why this game will run forever. Virgo babyyyy
>>562538986Congrats!
>Lucky pacer>Lose becase whiff 777 and U=Ma^2 won't procHmmm
>>562538646>AquariusDo not remember me it...I won, but the B Grade
>>562539197tell that to my umas, they're barely holding from crying
How many xoguris do you expect next CM? Because I'm winning every room without one but I can't really win against double dom oguri teams because it ruins my positioningRunning solo ace Ayabe
>>562539536your 1200 wit and double circle savvy bwo?
>>5625395813 in every match
>>562539629savvy doesn't help in skill activation, retard
>>562539581A whole bunch. I luckshit xoguri on kitasan banner so on one hand I’m like I’m not like them, on the the hand I’ll run her with, idk dober and someone else
>nooo this front runner is broken!>beaten by pace chaser>nooo this end closer is broken!>beaten by pace chaser>uuuh late surger?>beaten by pace chaserSeriously, is there any reason NOT to hyper focus on pace chasers? Seems like the perfect style and the strongest umas are there even if some claim others are stronger
Is sweepy suppose to be this retarded? Its buys out the shop but never uses and single skill book, also randomly wastes megaphones and hammers.
Umamusume could become a real thing, but first you have to kill anyone who ever ate horse meat before or plans on doing it in the future, that means genociding the jews, italians and chineseDo you do it?
>>562539581All of them.Despite sloptuber gaslights, anyone who cares about CM either rolled for her or got her with the voucher. Anyone not running their own AMOguri is trolling.And yes, I'm sure there will be anons who will win plat with their triple fronts or their triple dominators, but those will be outliers.
How many medium sparks should I run?
>>562539828>genociding the jewsthat's all you had to say
>>562539828yes no diff
>rob roy and wonder acute so close to each othernyo I want them both...
>>562539828Sure but couldn't you post a good looking ass if you were gonna post 3dpd?
>>562539828If I could genocide these people and get nothing in return I'd still do it.
>>562539740From what I’ve read, the best generalist cards are pace cards so pace chaser is kinda free, Fuji Kiseki, my girl, is pace, but the rest of my faves are lates. And falco, who I love but I’m not pulling cards for
So every scenario has been ass so far. When does it get better?
eventually desiring to always be in group A just leads you into chasing the card power creep which makes you a slave to cygames
>>562539828Black people don't belong in this fandom.
>>562539997Are you pulling for Fuji's alt tomorrow?
>>562539994>>562540308Gay
>>5625398806. If you have 1 mile and 1 turf in there, those two are the only ones that will ever show up.
>>562539740idk how people build paces. I love Narita Brian but have literally never been able to train one that competes in CM as pace no matter what I do.
>>562529670what's the deal with /uma/ reposting twitter
Tosen Jordan. I need to have sex with Tosen Jordan I need to marry Tosen Jordan I need to Kiss her I need to pull her twintails while I'm fucking her from behind I need to hold Tosen Jordan I need massage her feet I want her to do my nails for fun I need to enjoy hot springs with Tosen Jordan I want to share a nice juicy burger with her I want to feed her I want her to feed me I want to cuddle with Tosen Jordan I want lock our fingers and toes I want to bursh her hair I want to smell Tosen Jordan I want to make her friends jealous that they start raping their trainers I want to start a family with Tosen Jordan I live for her Happiness.
>>562540438Pace are trash without descent and head on, and those skills aren't always good in every track.
>>562540484its where artists post their uma related art sometimes...
>>562539828Add black, muslims and poorfags, and I'm in
>>562540484>what's the deal with /uma/ reposting art
>ballroom seiun sky releases tomorrow>a supposed S-tier parent>no hypeare the interns asleep?
>>562540237no it doesn't
>>562538986welcome to the elite club of oshi-gaming, friend
>>562539968Acute will spook you while sparking for Roybelieve
>>562540537
>>562540219it got better 9 months ago, where's your time machine?
>>562540484technically that was a 4chan repost
>>562538986Congrats, based cowfag.
>>562540643>only good when angling is bad>angling is always good
Why is SSR speed Tachyon considered THE speed card? I just checked gametora and that card only has 5 TE. What's the main draw? 40% friendship bonus and 35 initial speed? The It's On/Furious Feat ahh gold?
>>562540565>paces are trash>oguri and taiki have terrorized all cms so far>they end up beating the new fotm meta umas without good accelsSo trashy they win without help
>>562540986It’s a stopgap and on a double banner with the mandatory scenario card
>>562540643S means Shit whalebait, we already have the same ult, KITA'S
I'm running Seiun/Tachyon/Grass just so I can torture oguris
>>562540643rolling for parents is a meme
>>56254098640% friendship bonus makes me very erect.2 skill point bonus is hot as fuck too.80 specialty is good too, only Mayano can compare, and that one is rather mid.
>>562541142Enjoy losing regardless
>>562540313No, because I like her basic design the most! Instead I’ll be pulling on cheerleaders, they’re the only costume alts I’ll want for years
>>562538986It feels like a lot of people got the completionist title this week. Did a sloptuber shill it recently or something? Real oshigamers would have gotten it day 1, I figure.
>>562541231I will win though
>>562540643I HAVE NO MONEY NIGGA
>>562541238Fair enough, those cheerleader alts do look pretty good.
What's the deal of /uma/ reposting Reddit >>562529670
>>562541313not him, but i just did it yesterday cause i realized i was already at 100 trophies and the rest couldve been gotten in 3 or so runs
>>562541408Dude, 4chan has been reddit incognito mode for at least a decade now
>>562538986how can you tell which races you haven't done with an uma?
>>562541313to be fair MANT makes you run 30+ races, so
71701711CM12 test
>>562541554oh i figured it outgo into trophy room and filter by uma
>>562540986Skill points become more valuable as stat inflation starts to kick in so +2SP on training is really nice, but she's not THE speed card that's Kita 2.0 since that's L'Arc El. However, if you don't have a second SSR speed, she's far better then any of the SR or welfares so you should probably pull for Tachyon or Maru if you're exclusively a front trainer, you get a 100 free pulls, and you need a LB1 LH for the scenario anyway so you should be pulling regardless.
>>562541326Post results
h-he'll eventually come back, right?
>>562541867I'll login when spark reroll drops don't worry
>>562541867i miss him so much bros
(you)
>>562541958>wasting free caratsNGMI
>>562542115isnt this guy a giga whale? i remember seeing him in room matches
SSR pasa releases march 6th, 2027. she signals the true beginning of power-creep. f2p/low-spend have one more year before this game goes off the rails.
>>562542158I want to rape her so bad...
i forgot the matching wasn't today and i don't know if i set the team correctly
