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Lexa
GIVE ROBOCOP TO ME TIM
AUBEY
Rabbit owned shop
How the fuck is this fun or fair? The bow has the best mobility in the entire fucking game, it does 200 damage with a huge AOE, AND the Thanos team can't heal. This was fucking boring to watch.
>>562541189fpbp
Where da uncs at?
hope it happens
Lynx!
>>562541879Kenobreen!
all of these skins when?
>>562541530You just shoot them out of the air since Hero side can't heal that much either, and as long as you're using the jetpack as chitauri you can't be spammed out by the bow so easily too
>>562542047>kyleNever
>>562541841Ramirez was fired from the job of CTL
i think they should reduce bugs bunny model size a bit
>>562541879Lynx, running around with sticky stuff someone sprayed on them unawares.
>>562542153>kyle never ever>when he is front and center on STW f2p promo>and there is rumors of a STW passo i am laffinSTW is going F2P, it's his timeKyle and Dennis first Loot pass (stw pass) skins
are festival fills finally dead?
>play fortnite>sweats, ai content, bots every mode, cheaters>play cs2>real people (sometime cheating, but not as much in low elo), high/drunk comms, funny rage, make free money just playing casually once a weekgrim reality
give happygal a sexy icon skin with an appropriately thick bod and jiggle titties please
>>562542513The problem is you have to play CS
how long until Mr. Sweeney hits us with the "Im Sorry" announcement before he blows jonesy head on stream and hope is the new face of fortnite.
>>562542513>play fortnite>gato>play cs2>no gatogrim reality
>>562542709>he blows jonesy head on streamguh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86n874V73H0
Irs crazy to me how popular Clix seems to beI know .gg isn't totally accurate to the playerbase but its a small window and he's sitting at rank 63 amongst 2600.What about Clix makes him so popular? Is he a sweat skins because he's so skinny and in dark colors?Courage sits at #1600 funnily enough. Despite the fact that he's the only streamer with a style that can actually pass as a good original. I was under the impression he was one of the "OG" Fortnite streamers but his placement tells me otherwise because how is he worse than Flakes?
>>562543435compfags like clix thats about all the people who like him. he's kindof a retard. offered to buy epic games for 60k kek prob responsible for some of the compfaggotry balancing if they really let him decide shit
>>562543435he was a cunt to jinxy, that's all I knowdead streamer
>>562541189Just 5 more days bros
>>562540501using the discharger for too long on that map will crash the mode, use the repair tool instead
lil bro barely installed the game and wants to go pro :skull:
>>562543641It starts lagging more and more but I didn't know it was because of that, I never left it long enough to crash tho, I always leave after it slows enough
>>562543719dabbing on sweats is so satisfying
Just post the image already
>>562544101
What's the point of building forts you goin night night
>>562544228Evie wouldn't do this
>>562545048she would do more
>>562543568I can't help but feel this meeting is lacking diversity I think a woman's opinion would've helped a lot here
A ranked pass is the gayest brain dead idea yet, even more so if you actually have to play ranked to progress it
>>562546484>rumoredthey're likely lying about that and epic is planning it, they're just saying its a rumor first to gauge interest
>Ranked Pass gets added>Crew is now $30 with 800 vbucks
>>562542384>going f2p on the same day as lego and festival passShit...
>>562546484>no festival doesn't have challenges for exclusive instruments anymore get fucked>anyway play 800 ranked matches for these cosmetics
Do I need to have friends to do the riding on others shoulders? I lost the only ones that played fortnite some months ago after blacking out for god knows how long on a drug and booze bender
Yeah, i'm playing 13.99$ just for the luxury of grtting raped by sweets and actual cheaters, and btw those compfags aren't using the skins for that pass since they already have their gimpsuits/starwand combo
instead of caring about ranked battle royale how about some more festival songs
>>562546484>make all the passes shared progress across modes>make a new pass that requires players to play the most unfun mode in the game
>>562547165they did add BR quests to some skin styles
a pomni collab would go so hard
REMINDER:this is a game for zoomers
>if they don't botch the shit out of a concept I like they could wall it off to a fucking ranked BPnew fear unlocked
>>562547581For the love of God don't give Epic any ideas on palming off concept skins into the ranked pass.
>All these "win a match and get a free item" eventsthey'll do anything but fix the matchmaking huh
>>562545048
>>562546484if they are so god damn desperate for people to play ranked they could at least balance it so it doesn't fucking suck to play and you get good progress per match. they make it totally barebones and force you to play it. retarded shit everyone fucking hates ranked even sweats
>>562547806There is 67kg piece of shit beside your Cybertruck anon
>>562543435It helps that Clix is a Zoomer in his 20s and not an old fart like the others. Courage, Sypher, etc. are all like 35.
>>562547806>HIM.jpg
>>562546484Why is epic focusing so in on compfags?
>>562547806This is Fortnite's equivalent of the lime scout
>>562543435Could you ride his jock any harder bro
Reminder what they taken from you
>>562548678thats got too much character, collabs would look too out of place on anything that isn't sterile generic tilesets
>>562547806tung tung is kinda ragebaity but more people like it for sure than harry potter/cybertruck etc. I bought Tung Tung bundle and I hate ai in general, guess that makes me a hypocrit but whatever I think its funny
>>562547504>Got pied on by Bugsy
>>562549015if they put actual fucking harry potter skins in and not generic shitskin defaults you'd probably see more of them
>>562547504I love the looney tunes but the skins are so shit. nobody genuinely gives a fuck about space jam and the skins not getting normal styles and only being those ugly toonfilter effects is just terrible
do people still play on ps4 and switch?
>>562549193harry potter is still extremely popular but the series itself is hated because the creator, like people outside the fanbase aren't going to be into it as much as 20 years ago.
>>562546484Some anons were talking about it earlier but if they finally acknowledged and were asking what unreleased items people wanted just to throw them in a ranked pass to bait them all into playing ranked for them would be grim as hell
>>562549448I think they look good especially Daffyhope we get more stuff a michigan frog emote would be funny
>>562548678Still playing save the world actually
>Toon Squad Bugs, Daffy and LolaSo we're getting His Airness soon?
>>562549552Yes
6 7
>>562550201probably not but who knows
>>562548678oy vey wheres the cuh-lean builds
>>562542020Really doubt that's him, because I wanna gift him skins
>>562547776uogh
>ranked passI'd rather take a fucking save the world pass. Do not include that shit with crew.
>>562551745I heard rumors of a STW pass called Loot Passranked pass sounds like grim gate
>>562547504t. stinker
Have you guys tried that new trending backrooms map? It seems to mostly be a bad rip-off of Escape The Backrooms which is in and of itself a bad rip-off of the backrooms itself
>>562547504
*shot him**proceeds to escape with gloves, ziplines and grenades*this fucking skin is giving me serioues pstd
>>562552637this skin would be great if it wasn't for the mohawk
fng be like: yeah im trying to win but uhhh everyone is a sweat except mefng be like: yeah that guy i killed was a sweat but somehow im not a sweat for being able to kill himfng be like: yeah i wanna win cups and get 1st place so i can get skins but uhhh im not a sweat
Where’s my tech jacket skin epic, you collabed a lot with invincible last season, Zoe could be a nice replacement for that Samus skin you couldn’t do because nintendo was smart enough to stop their characters from being in fortnite
Og mode is even more tryhard atm because of that dumb promo for the Hope glider I guess I'm not getting the brella this season either
>>562552037trannies working overtime
>>562553307yes, the level up skin with the dummy is really cool
>>562552241no i dont have friends to play with
>>562553539you'll get one when they add penis parker
>>562545048That’s literally her fucking wife?
>>562553506i love fng, it's just liike me
>>562553539>if they ever add tech jacket it'll be the shitty girl version from the show
>>562553561Play the marvel LTM, I was play normal OG and was stuck in top 10/3rd place so I played that instead, starting to get a bit burned out of needing to get VR's for cosmetics in such short time periods
>>562541102won a game, where's my pie emote?
>>562554204it takes at least 24 hours after the win before you get it
>>562554135At least she is cute as hell, you know they could have made him a black middle aged woman
>>562552037>its about the message>>562553561I think OG this season is more fun than reg BR rn, every fortnite mode is infested with sweats no matter what.
>>562553561Ops you want the Brella, just wait like 2 days after hope promo end, ignore this post >>562554187
>>562554187Yea I did all the ltm quest stuff already, including wins so I'm at least getting the hope glider. But you can't get the S8 brella through wins in the LTM which is what I'm trying to get
Space ghost skin when? The scooby gang is the only HB rep we have
My crew resets in an hour, gotta do the 'kill boss' quest before thatspecifically, the ice kingI'm flying there, but he's not there wtfhow do I make him spawn anons?>>562554327oh ok thanks
Hope mentioned
Knocking you out like a lullaby!
Anons, didn't they do some sort of online event for this? I can't find it
>>562554773Is that quest for the Foundation or for the Ice King? if is the Ice King one you can kill any boss don't need to be him
I'm so fucking obsessed about Synthesis like holy shit
>>562554773he can spawn at different locations including frigid fortress so land there and if he's not there its faster to just back out and try again instead of looking for him
>>562555069a daring synthesis
>>562555038The power hour? It already ended or you mean the showdown registration site?
>>562554360>I think OG this season is more fun than reg BR rnI agree, that's why I'm giving a shit about it for once since prev seasons didn't really click for me>every fortnite mode is infested with sweats no matter what.Doubly agree, don't know what they did to the matchmaking but ever since simpsons seasons all my lobbies have been terrible and I feel so out of my depth with the kinds of people I get put against>>562554373You're probs right, but I'm buns enough it doesn't really matter with the kind of lobbies I was getting before the promo
Get Hoped on.
level 160got the good looking ice king stylemaxed out the OG passcrew expires in a few hours and I will not be renewing until april 29th
>>562554773Ice King can spawn at Frigid Fortress or at the cabin on the mountain near Voyager's lab. I *think* he has a chance to spawn at the golf course poi too
>>562555151I just got a dubs with squads in ZB OG. if you have a good team you can get a dub. lots of rebooting and ratting tho
>>562548678yeah, I love StW style
>>562555069I really like her so I'm kinda pissed that half the fanart use the boring black clothing instead of the much better orange version.
>>562541624I wish it actually looked like this so I'd buy it
OG more fun than BR rn
>>562555706NPC saying
>>562555672Yeah I've been on and off trying to cheese a win in fills too, but I always manage to get the worst fills imaginable I just gave up and went back to throwing myself at solos
>>562555960ye, you'll get it.
elf ears when?
>>562555934I love lexa
>>562556228probably next update
>>562555878ayy lmao
>>562556228Next update from the looks of it if Order vs Windfrost is Act II
>>562547792surpringly, it feels like the games are getting easier for me
>>562554816guh
>>562541680>one shit design>one okay>two recolorsState of lexafags
State of furfags
>>562550361I didn't realize that was the meme dance because of the garbage ass mumble rap.
>>562556823I don't get the fascination with Lexa. All her designs are mid at best. Helsie only got two designs and both severely mog the shit out of the Lexa designs.
I think it's time for fortnite to be over
>>562556884It's zoomers, what else would it be
>>562555135>showdown registrationthanks anon, that thing, just registered for it
>>562556987you wouldn't understandlexa sexa!lexa pepsi!
>>562556823You upset the 'cord, good luck
NXT Stand and Deliver is about to start
>>562557324whoa its pepo lespi!!!! woooo lespy peppy!!!!!!! i love leppy!!!!
>>562556987lexa is way cuter tho, helsie is a goblin
I MIGHT consider getting Sora IF he's in his KH2 outfit which is his best one in the series and what he wore right before his series became horseshit starting with Birth By Sleep and KH3 making the series unsalvageable.
>>562556987>he doesn't like both lexa and helsiewhat kind of faggot are you
>>562555934I know it’s a lot to ask...
>>562556987people like cute girls and they are cute
>>562557827retardanon...
new rat incoming ??
Imagine him in the game.
>>562557990i rather same my imagination for bottom barrel collab slop
>>562554773>>562555479>>562555089>>562555051FUCK ANONS>finish the quest>crew renews IMMEDIATELYlmaoalright, alrightat least that means I can get all the other music and other shit this month and finish the BP, not bad
I finally got home from work and can now play with my tung tung!!
>>562558249you should have cancelled right away after you bought it, you still keep all benefits until the date that would have been auto renewal
>>562558419you make me wanna shout
>>562558517didn't they change that shit? the moment you unsub, your bp is gone
>>562558564Why? I worked hard all day and all I want to do is play with my tung tung. It's hard being employed.
>>562558419Anon Says>Oink Oink
>>562558419have fun anon
>dangling unreleased items on the players>still forcing you to play to get the itemsgrim gateI don't know if Epic knows how truly shit their companies reputation is right now, they should be putting skins people want in the shop and giving us free shit just to get some good favor back at this point.
>>562558573not quite it used to be that it gave a permanent unlock on the bp but now it gives access while its active, when you cancel your sub it stays active until the date that would have been auto renew
>>562558676throw my hands up and shout
>>562558573Nope, you don't automatically lost access to the passes (hehe) because you are technically sub, sometimes i cancel my crew one week early.
I unironically would've bought tung tung sahur if they included the emotes - that shit is royalty-free, no? if they put the characters and the names in, they could put the audiothat's like the whole thing - without the retarded italian it's not the sameand I'd rather get tralalero tralala, anyway, and he's unfortnitablethey're kinda late to the party, too, brainrot lost its appealtung tung by itself is kinda funny but idkI think I'll rather fiinally get that hush or samurai vader
>>562558938maybe epic didn't wanna pay whoever owns the dumb tiktok voice or something
>>562558938this town is FULL off monsterhow can you just SIT there n eat PEETZA
>>562559002no one owns it, thoughsame as no one owns the characters - though maybe some crafty fuck licensed themin that case, it's weird that they didn't splurge some more to get the audio
>>562558938Probably some bullshit with tiktung tung VA
>>562559117>>562559198it's all AI voices
when can bruni gift me things? when will he become financially stable?
>>562559283True I forgot
>>562559310Stop being poor.
>>562559432bruni run a lap fatty<3
>>562559432right wing niggas when the economy is in shambles
Does anyone else actually like the octopus a lot? Quirkslop token funny haha animal BP characters are usually shiit, but this one's greatI love the fisherman boots and cape, too - kinda gives off an innsmouthy vibe, tooit's also cute, too, emotes really well
>>562555765I like the purple on purple one
I think I'll be more hype for Monsters Inc than Toy Story. Monsters always was my fav pixar movie. If Mike is a sidekick that lil nigga is replacing towelie as my go to
The elites are pretty much mercenaries that couldn't care less about your past and only cares about resultsWho do you see potentially becoming a member? I see Torin, Charlotte, and Kor joining
>>562559678yeah we like squibbly
>>562559678>Quirkslop token funny haha animal BP characters are usually shiitthose are always my favorite skins in the BP
>>562557605This but the oppositeLexa looks like she shits herself
>>562560140The Elites don't care about their past because the ranked players they're meant to represent don't give a shit about them
>>562560539how to get gold version of this chick ?
/fng/ when alyssa liu is in the item shop
Pepsi Sexa
>>562560539https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMATtWrg92Ibow to the princess
>>562560845slappa da pepsi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqMUzQ0RQ0g>login to fortnite>stare at the screen>realize theres no reason to play and none of my friends are playing>shut off fortnite
>>562560741Her skin is gonna look chopped as fuck and simps will still buy it
>>562560539The skin that broke /fng/
>>562560741>mixed libtard raceam I having a stroke
>>562560668if you mean this version they said it releases April 9
tonightSpring Into Action (x8) [ID: SpringAction0405]BrainRot (x3) [ID: BrainRot]Battle Ready (x6) [ID: BR0405]Victory Party (x2) [ID: VV04051]Marvel (x6) [ID: Deadgroot2]Phineas and Ferb (x4) [ID: PhineasFerb12]Fast & Furious (x1) [ID: Pontiac]Fortnite Drops (x4) [ID: FND0405]tomorrowSpring Into Action (x6) [ID: SpringAction0406]FNCS (x1) [ID: FNCS3]Beavis and Butt-Head (x3) [ID: BBHead]Victory Party (x2) [ID: VV0405]Phineas and Ferb (x4) [ID: PhineasFerb]Battle Ready (x4) [ID: BR0406]Fortnite Drops (x3) [ID: FND0406]Marvel (x6) [ID: Deadgroot]
>>562561056>2 or maybe 3 rounds of ZB, 11.2% win rate>45 minutes of murder mystery while a podcast is playing>browse the catalogue for interesting creatives modes, usually none>1 match of Blitz to try and squeeze out some more XPThe perfect fortnite sesh
>>562561352you're not tonight's shop fag
>>562561352genuinely fucking mad that perry and the brainrot faggots are full on skins and not just shitty sidekickslike Idgaf that they ARE skins, I just think its fucking bullshit that they're full sized cosmetics while its unclear if sonic is gonna be anything more than the car shit and the shoes, let alone potential sidekicks over skins.
>>562558573retard
>>562561606I get it, but have huevos (balls) because platypussies lay eggs
>>562561124she’s chinese
why the actual fuck is perry a skin
is perry the most jacked skin?
>>562561292I'm surprised there isn't a "no spray" variant of this skin
>>562560741She's so fucking ugly, and the cattle nose ring isn't making her look any better than the barn animal she is.
>>562561772disney special treatmentat least this increases the chances of donald duck being a skin instead of a stupid hopping animation midget
>>562561876But enough about Jules.
>>562561538Whether they become a skin or sidekick entirely depends on if the ip owner is a greedy fuck or has some integrity left
>>562561124Esl wrote it. Please understand saar.>>562560741Image should note how much she was astroturfed.
>>562561352The shop is more Disnegslop than ever>Hercules>Guardians of the Galaxy>Philippines and Herb
>>562561961that doesn't explain why disney is letting them be skins then
>>562560741https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKFG-Eqpmxcwe ALL will be buying ts
>>562562178only buying if she forces them to give her a proper leotard with her asscheeks outdon't really need a 30th weird vaguely asian alt chick skin otherwise
DUCK season!!!
Why can you buy Stormbreaker separately? I thought only Thor is able to hold it?
Consensus /fng/?
>>562562419Wtf I thought this was an april fools gag?
>>562562373I look like this
>>562562087because they're greedy fucks
>>562562410His cape is also in the shop too, weird.
>>562562419doof looks fucking immaculate and its driving me wild they managed to ace him so fucking well compared to shit like the classic disney villains or danny fent. lke legit out of all the cartoon skins he's probably the bestperry is just dumb
>>562560741She's only cute to people who would stoop their preferences low enough that even fat chicks on tinder look appealing. I could get literally anyone better looking just walking down the street.
doofs kicks a fun emote
>>562562410that used to be the case but was changed years ago, but being able to buy it on its own is new I think
last day for the brainrots! get your big T
>>562562419Perry is really fucking sillyDoof is on point like geez louise
>>562562419>phineas and germ>is rick sanchez and perryjust like Ed, Edd and Eddy...
>Bowling For SoupHelsie just hit the wallShe never had it allOne Prozac a dayHusband's a CPAHer dreams went out the doorWhen she turned 24Only been with one manWhat happened to her plan
>>562562410stormbreaker is usable on all characters, the mjolnir hammer is just thor and I think cap
>Triple T>Skibidi back bling>67 emote>Now Mustard emote
>Split the Thor bundle into it's own bundle for some reason>Don't include the Stormbreaker glider (the only reason people even bought the original bundle in the first place)>Still the godawful Love and Thunder designWhat was their plan here
>makes /fng/ seethecan't wait to buy her bundlehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qByEvIimSa4
Reminder if you want to keep using your Helsies and Lexas you must buy the Brainrot skins.
>>562562641I'm not fucking buying Troon Troon Sheher nor Crappucina Ballsackerina
>>562562687they also updated moon knight to be able to use mjolnir during chapter 5's marvel season
>>562562762its really funny whor isn't in the shop because they knew people only wanted the bundle broken up for himstill wouldn't buy it unless they gave it a no helmet and non-piss metal armor
>>562562789you'd better get the brainrot bundle too before it leaves, we're all seething about that too if you haven't noticed
based skin
>>562562410Stormbreaker doesn't have the enchantment Mjolnir does so anyone can hold it while Mjolnir can still only be held by Thor, Cap and Moon Knight
>>562563006'emmy 'em
>>562546484nightmare mode: they bring back old pass skins but theyre ultra sweaty mlg awards in ranked pass
Just got this notification.
Lovely
>>562562373That is NOT a duck, that is a semi aquatic egg laying mammal of action.
>>562562789>Force something>Get told to stop forcing >The forced thing that broke the general! Ruler of this place!Recycle Reuse Repeat
>>562562373head too big
>>562563192why are they here for so short?
>>562562373He's cool
>>562562903kind of bs they never updated it so the DC characters that have been allowed to use it in crossovers can, superman and wonderwoman should absolutely be able to use the damn thing.I also think they should have given hulk a special swing animation where he's clearly not actually worthy but carrying it via tard rage anyways
>>562563259You weren't supposed to point that out...
>>562563337either to promote unironic fomo for fucking brainrot or because they knew people would seethe if the brainrot was on there for like 27 fucking days straight
>>562562547k do it then
>>562563259at least she plays the game and wants a fortnite skin, somewhat relevant. Madison Beer probably could get a skin too soon
>>562562947I kinda like it
>>562563495kill yourself faggot
>>562559678I love his chains and harpoon, he has great extra styles and super styles are even better. not only he's cute and cool, the vendetta against fishstick adds a lot to him
I wish the looney tunes collab had done a Michigan J. frog emote but this is nice too, i also bought ducky momo in case we ever get a dandadan collab so i can use it with Momo
>Doofenshmirtz doesn't have a Theodore Roosevelt style
>>562563421is that something Hulk is able to do in the comics? I know that in the MCU he's not able to lift it at all
>>562563006I like itReminds me of MvC3 Deadpool
>>562563668>wanna buy one emote for 500 vbucks>have to spend 9 dollars
>>562562903Still a very funny and random thing to do just because a comic run at the time had MK control Mjolnir due to Konshu moon god bullshit and Uru being a moon metal, should've updated it to let Storm use it too when she wielded it during Immortal Thor
I actually kinda like the Love & Thunder armor desuBlue, Gold, Black, and Silver are a great color scheme
>>562563337FOMO because high chance they might never return due to bad press
>>562563712comic books are stupid and inconsistent, sometimes he's able to move it and sometimes he can't.
>>562563231Ok, so this shitty emote doesn't have loop cost 500 vbucks and is a dance emote, then you have the susei emote, dance emote, 500 vbs and with a shitty loop because the original dance is not made to have a loop... Great job epic.
>>562563780I haven’t spent a cent since the vbuck price change but im on my last 7000
>>562563685I don't watch the series; what's the joke here
>>562563860I figured, that's what happens when there's so many different writers and alternate universes and shit
>>562563712Off the top of my head Hulk can't no, only Red Hulk did and that just because he dragged Thor into space and could work around the enchantment due to zero gravity
>>562563937Shut the fuck up
>>562563421I think hercules could probably lift it
>>562559678the fishstick hate thing makes him very likeable, perhaps in a way ebin didn't intendthey don't seem to realize that people are sick of fishstickalso, a skin HATING something that much gives it so much personality, legit feels like a character>>562563645exactlyI just love the design - the fisherman's raincoat and other shit is so nice-lookingfun character design overalloverall, meow skulls-tier kinogives meow skulls a new pickaxe, toogoes well with spongebob
why are the droprates on certain items so low? fix that shit
>>562559678>glider isn't called glocktopuswasted
>>562564171>gives meow skulls a new pickaxe, tooGod what I wouldn't give for a new version of Meowskulls for people to enjoy
She's kinda cuteI can cope her as a Grey Warden with this outfit
>>562564114you could likely make an argument for a good chunk of skins, thats why I think the restriction is fucking retarded to begin with, and its not like the requirements have been specific or even honored wholly. hell I think technically any robot or otherwise soulless entity could still pick it up, just not get the powers from it, making it even dumber.
>>562564392more like Gay Warden
>>562564126SO FUCKING FUNNY! I SWEAR DISNEY HAS THE BEST COMEDIANS IN THE MARKET!!
>>562564409it is weird they restrict it, makes it less worth buying
>>562563920yeah the only thing I've bought since price hike was crew basically. I dread having to reup again for toy story and good collabs soon.
>>562564494t. finds brainrot hilarious
I bet i can lift thor hammer with my testicles.
looks like the battle ready tab is now offering one different bundle each day, great change honestly, all that's left is for those fucking shoes to fuck off to their own tab
>they made crew betterby making the value of everything else worse
Reminder
>>562564531the harvester in the shop right now is the stormbreaker axe and anyone can use that.the restricted ones are the original BP mjolnir and the shop cope that was originally in a bundle with the love and thunder thor currently in the shop. not bringing it and female thor to the shop makes me think they actually might be thinking about letting everyone use it though because its odd they just omitted her otherwise
Would you risk getting an STD from her?
>>562564494I know you are shitposting but doof’s 2 nickels line literally replaced a phrase people had used for hundreds of years now everyone says “which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice” instead of referring to something that happens so often they’d be rich
>>562564719They used to do it that way but they shifted tk adding sidekick and kicks in the same tab with outfit that match to encourage spending
>>562564634Do NOT speak ill on Triple T
>>562564753guh
>>562564847no but I'd ask her if she can give me joni's number so I can fuck that they/themussy
>>562564847Im not stopping until she’s pregnant with my child
>power hour>no timmy and jimmyishygddt
When Windfrost gets her ears I'm gonna give her Synthesis' stuff so I can have a elf rogue cope
>>562562762that glider is bugged to shit and i doubt they have fixed it, if you have no cape it either equips nu thor's cape or it equips the thor's cloak from the marvel BP even if you dont have itwhich reminds me >>562562947 the green style of the golden king's cape is completely bugged and has grey squares texture error
>>562564907I hate that zoomers still incorrect uses both statements "I'd be rich" is supposed to be used when something happens more than once like a friend flaking. Its typically for something more common"Its wierd it happened twice" is supposed to be used for an extremely odd and unlikely scenario because it points out the low chances of the exact thing happening twice
>>562564847She's clean, all her services require rubber
>>562564847Every Wifesie is personalized and is a virgin until (You) wreck her in bed
>>562564020that's dumb. if he jumps while holding the hammer, he's still lifting it. does the enchantment simply turn off while thor is holding the hammer? if so, he simply could've let go and red hulk would've crashed back to earth. it would make more sense for red hulk to grab thor while thor holds the hammer and then jump. the zero gravity thing at least makes a bit of sense, but if he isn't worthy, he shouldn't be able to use its magic. the lightning coming out when he hits thor is fucking stupid and i hate marvel comics for trashing their own characters just for hype moments people might make tiktoks about
>>562565046our timmy and jimmy is tim sweeny and mr beast
>>562565479Mr Beast filling Timmy with his Yeast
Potexa
Uh oh seems like theyre desperate for attention again
>>562559678I really like him. I normally don't use the current BP skins to be unique and different, but I tested him and deffo will be using later.
>>562565509built for a husband at least 10 years older than her
>>562565860*younger
>>562559678no but I appreciate his hated for that shitty fish skin.
Uh Oh Melty!
>>562566003>>562564171meet me in the sticks (fishsticks!) mfer
>tfw open chest and foundations gloves
>>562562762still not fixed btw
>>562566189I want to suck his fishstick, yes i have the gays
has anyone figured out how to become brazilian and buy backblings and emotes separately? I kinda want https://fortnite.gg/cosmetics?id=14347
so many good fortnite concepts ruined by the shitty outsourced modelers. I hope they got impacted by layoffs
>>562566904What are you... Poor?
Tung Tung Tung Sahur status?
>>562565509Sex with sexsie
>>562563006it's awesome, I might just give up on resident evil coming back and get this instead
>>562566904braaaaaaappppp
>>562566751Doggo, is that you?
>>562563006I like it over regular DP cause the lifted mask and torn suit lets me use it as the Deadpool from Deadpool kills Deadpool
>>562566904What's the princess of the Oathbound Kingdom doing with all that cake?
people unironically like redditpool?
>>562567536the deadditor was right there
deadpool reminded me of the bye bye bye emotegotta get it
>>562567840ggs
>>562567536he's cool and funny
>>562567536I'll never forgive the ps4 game and reynolds movies for what they did to him
>>562567536Yeah. He's cringe when done poorly but for the most part he's really cool.
>>562564907Braindead normal niggers overused a mildly amusing line because can't they can't formulate thoughts which aren't tv/movie lines.
>>562567905>>562567840child birthing body
>>562567967You... Cu-cu-cunny?
lufu guh
>>562566904Funny, I was going to make this exact post, just without the Lexa ass.>just make a brazilian friend! ^_^No.
>>562567981would you rather goofy reddit deadpool or silent deadpool from x men origins wolverine because like a week ago i learned that closed mouth guy was supposed to be him
>>562568409My gym partner is a monkey.
>>562566904>cant afford a 300 vbuck emote
>>562568258
>>562567905Fatty
>>562568752The emote is tied to the bundle, the 2k deadpool bundle.
>>562564405need her toes in my mouth stat
>>562567834>nearly 2 years since its last appearance Og I had it
>>562566997>>562568752It's not available separately unless you live in Brazil or New Zealand. Anywhere else, it's a 2000 vbuck emote.
>>562568991I know, that's why i ask you if you are poor, poorfag.
>>562569113woman, you sound like a broken record sybau
>>562566904I heard you can use a discord bot
>>562569532>giving your credentials to a discord botshiggy fucking diggy
>>562569532incoming 1k purchase in brainrot
the endgame ltm seems to be held together with duct tape and superglue, I'm seeing a shitload of chitauri players that are just their normal skins and not the ayys
Why is Fortnite OG so sweaty? jfc
>>562570092hope glider
>>5625700921. free glider2. the only people who want to play that mode are the ones that have been around for the longest and played those seasons originally, therefore they have developed their skills for longer
>>562567840>>562567905You spend more money on food when you date big women
i wantes perry as a sidekick too or even a backbling i dont like how they turned him into a buff gay muscular platypus
>>562570519That's just Timmy being ignorant to Fortnite porn desu
>>562570092Every BR mode is a stupid sweatfest and literally killing the game
>>562570408one time I saw Penny eat a whole Slapperoni pizza, and then put three pieces in her pockets for later...
>>562566904give a brazilian a lap dance in room simulator
>>562566904would it work creating a brazilian account with vpn? any monkeys here know if you can pay with paypal?
To get the enticing pie emote does the Victory Royale have to be in the main BR mode or can it be any mode?
>they're spending time reworking ballistic into a tdm>when they could just change respawn rumble back to team rumble, heavily advertise it exists, and give people something like the blitz wings for winning matches so the braindead masses will want to keep playing it after they win once
>>562570871based perry and doofenshmirtz saving us from the brainrot cancer
>re watching "a Minecraft movie">GarGar appears>"i wish there was a skin similar in the game">remember Brock>only buy his emote but never the skin for some reasonfuck...
>>562571618yeah the fucking broccoli man is the closest thing visually to jason momoa in the whole time
>>562571520Can be any, but the emote appears after 24 hourshttps://showdown.fortnite.com/en-US/
>>562571478you can, and that's one of the biggest gripes with egs really you can only buy crew with a credit card and paypal while xbox doesn't care where your money is coming fromhave you tried opening xcloud with a vpn yet? I remember seeing regional prices back when I was redeeming argentine eneba cards
>>562571520Br, have won on reload and OG and it didn't count, waiting to see if 2 Br dubs yesterday counted or i have to wait more
>>562571520I believe its main BR only
>>562570871Bara chads
>>562570832>fortnite battle royale is being killed by battle royaledon't you have an afk map to grind shitter
>>562567840buy the bunny hop my son...
>>562572003whats uhhhwhats going on back there
>>562568801What’s the other side? Anal season?
>>562571757> have you tried opening xcloud with a vpn yet? im not home but i could try when i get there and let yall know
>BP is buns and no extra vbucks back so haven't bought it>Og pass is trash>Lego pass is a joke>Music pass completed centuries ago>No worthwhile rewards anywhereWhat's the point in playing now? I would be grinding the BP if it wasn't so dogshit and at least gave back extra vbucks >"uhm can't you play for fun??"Sweetie epic abandoned that model long ago
>>562567834That emote is bugged when multiple people do it. The music goes all out of sync.
the disney effect
>>562570119>>562570283why would people sweat in regular og for the glider when you should be able to get it in the avengers mode?
>>562572673probably because they don't want to play avengers mode
>>562571967Learn to read lol
>>562572673because they're fucking stupid
MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
uhhhh timmy where is the glider???
>>562572812Tung got ts on
i'm digging the shiny look now
>>562573710Fatty
>>562572193hag
Penny chads
>>562573710Fucking Gross, use Spoilers next time faggot.
>>562570871>Brainrot shit lost to a hero and villain team up
>>562574145you're trying way too hard nigga
>>562568801F-Fuck off!
oh my fucking god they did the stupid shit where the superlevels don't apply to all character styles again
>>562574404small indian company
Ghoul trooper if she like to eat
>>562574870i really wish the stw packs gave a discount if you already own it because i would have bought her otherwise
>>562564171>meow skulls-tier kinoi can see people slowly warming up to him to the point of regretting skipping this BP to play other games or to boycott the game
>>562575121he's just a funny little guy with a nice, cool designthe song is nice, too
>>562575119not too bad on eneba desu like 25 bucks, lars pack is like 1000+ rn
lady windfrost is just emma frost at home - ltierally, even has diamond-like shit - they 100% were inspired by herbut her presence is overall kino - I like the idea of ice king having a cute girlfriend, good for him
im having a panic attack
>>562575121I doubt it, the elf chick once she gets her ears is gonna be the only thing out of the pass I think anyone will give an earnest shit about.
>>562575121i used my last few days of crew to claim him and haven't opened the game since
I bought the tung tung skin and the mustard emote, time to ragebait lobbies
it works and you can gift from an alt if you want
>>562576606what works? using a vpn?
>>562576606Be careful anon
>>562576661cord bot I only do it cause I don't care but also the code you give them really only puts your current vbucks at risk, it won't give them full account accesseach item has it's own code so you just pick the right one. make sure to sign out of everything once you're done within your epic account privacy/security tab and logout of the bot.
>>562576606>>562576979explain
>>562576979gonna be honest I don't think spending like 3 bucks on a shitty backbling that'll just float a foot off my skin's back anyways is worth risking my account over but more power to people that do
I WANT THE PHINEAS AND FERB BUNDLE BUT I GOT NO MONEY FOR IT FUCKKKKKKKKKK
>>562577407the fuck do we care? get a job nigga
>>562576979Is this one of those things we gotta join the booncord for
Wheelchair anon here! The main reason I like playing OG is because at times I want simpler BR gameplay, but bloom stops it from going from fun to really fun. Nothing makes me utterly despise the mode than having my reticle directly on an enemy, only for the bullets to miss them fucking Looney Tunes styles lol. Today I give you a squads dub. This is my dub for day 68 of my Dub a Day challenge. Share your dubs anons! :]https://streamable.com/w9bax7
>>562577481job? being employed is for fucking losers anon, go fuck yourself you stupid fucking employed bastard, you benefit nothing to society except giving some fucking big dumb idiot money
>>562577657yeah the dumb fucking idiot is me and I don't need to cry about not being able to buy the homoerotic duck man, lol
>>562577407Get one of the skins for now and wait for the inevitable rerun later. Since bundles let you finish the bundle for the same total price (you bought a 1500 vbuck item from a 3200 bundle? 1700 vbucks to finish the bundle) you can enjoy one of the skins now and finish it later when you get more cashplus im sure it'll be back for the summer with some phineas and ferb in mech skins
>>562572635I'm dying...
>>562577407what happen to daffy?
>>562577825yeah yeah whatever you say, employed fuckhead.
>>562577115>>562577518one called ak47 bot that I've used before
>>562577525>Nothing makes me utterly despise the mode than having my reticle directly on an enemy, only for the bullets to miss them fucking Looney Tunes styles lol.OG does that too? BR has the same problem, also congrats.
Thinking about getting Nu-Pool, shoud I?
im out of neetbux...
What do I have to do to get Epic Tofu (Chris) to put Gemini back in the gameI'm willing to bribe him if possible
>>562577407>the poyo poorfag is back
So the Stormbreaker doesnt come with the glider right? fuck you timmy
>>562578848anon why the fuck do you assume that every person who mildly annoys you is the puyofag, you're a fucking schizo.
>>562578683only if you'll for sure use him
how does he do it?
>>562578848not everyone is as privileged as you you fucking nepobaby
>>562576979>giving Discord bots your Fortnite API after one of them went rogue and drained users' full accounts with Steal A Brainrot microtransactionsI'll admit I used them to get Tidy and Rambunctious when they "accidentally" got put in the shop but that was before it became clear how dangerous they are. It's not worth it anon
>>562579157idk but they don't come with minifigs so is a no buy for me, always.
>>562579478said no one ever
>>562579209Ooops *pushes you*
>>562579318Yeah I know it's not worth it but I can see it be useful for something in the future. I don't have excessive vbucks to drain and topups can't be made with that code anyways, plus I can just use an alt next time if needed. I totally get the concern though.
>>562577407anon usually I am very much against sending people to reddit but just, go to to a fortnite gift hub and hope to god you get lucky, it's the best advice I can give
>>562579708>plus I can just use an alt next time if neededThat's what I might do, make a completely fresh burner and fill it with vbucks from physical gift cards then just have it gift stuff to my main, that way if it gets compromised it's not a huge loss
>>562577407itll be in the shop for like 2 weeks, go donate plasma or go to the pawn shop my niggi geg
>get to be thanos>get raped by 20 people all at oncewow cool
Didn't epic crack down on discord bots very recently?
someone link the bot i got an alt with some vbucks
OG is boring as fuck I don't really get the nostalgia. Oh yeah remember when there was fucking nothing and the map was mostly a flat plane ? Hype!!!
>>562580398>gets mogged by perry after 1 daykwab
>>562580495at least it gives us some good skins from time to time thanks to its pass
youre preparing for arena boxfights, right anon..?if you bind scrollwheel up or down to switch mode, you too can also look like an aderall addict, try it!
>>562580339https://discord.com/invite/akbotyou can message it directly in the member list. done talking about this, look up the commands and just log out of everything when you're done.
>>562580912i wish i could play builds without having build at hyperspeed to stand a chance
Fixed
>>562580912No because I have a soul
>>562581010pennys cousin thats on ozempic
>>562581010it's crazy how many people fell for this bait when it came out
Is there a way to only show official game modes with quests attached to them? I dont want to play these creator made roblox modes.
>>562581008i used to feel the same way, then i started trying it out for the love of the game. its a slow burn, but its fun to notice that youre improving day by day
>>562581394in the list there's a "by epic" option but you can't have it be selected by default so you have to select it everytime
>>562581490what kind of mouse are you using? i find trying to use side buttons for building kinda awkward for me but other options end up taking your fingers away from movement
tung tung tung shalom
>>562579793I've tried but my posts keep getting removed due to "not fitting reddit guidelines" or some shit
>>562580398My nigga Triple T really made it out the block
>>562581394they should have it so it shows all quests by default but whatever genius UI designer made it so you have to click on the mode for those specific quests to show up in the UI at all
Is 35 too old to be playing fortnite? I get the crew with my discounted gamepass ultimate so ive been playing it a bit and its pretty fun but I only ever play solo.
>>562581561g pro x superlight is the answer unless you have an ogre hand
>>562582407i'm pretty sure i'm using the chink clone of that
>>562582338if you enjoy and have fun with the game then just play it and I'm sure there's people older than that playing
>>562581653>>562579793samefag
>>562581561a lightweight one (OEX MS322 Gaming Mouse), imo the problem isnt gear and its more getting used to using it. i like to do daily small practices for fun
>>562582338It doesnt really matter tb.h. No reason to stop unless its causing you issues or you just don't enjoy it anymore. I know a few people in their 40s and 50s who play vidya to varying degrees.
>>562582338never too old, king
>>562582491then thats pretty much the standard for le gaming competitive mouse, you just have to get used to the side buttons i have them on floor and cone so i dont use them that much, while wall and stairs on q and c respectively, just gotta practice desu and find what keybinds you feel the most comfortable
Bring back the beach ball throw emote FFS
>>562583310sorry latefag, OG only
>>562583446Fuck u oldfag at least toss it for me
>>562583310I want the tomato
>>562583310BRING BACK ROBOCOP
I'm scared to play BRI'm so competitive and hate losing. I feel like I'll just be angry because I can't get a win
>>562584656The rare heterosexual Jonesy art
its impossible to get the drop on people because they all use visible sound
What would you do if you see them coming towards you?
>>562584224which one
>>562584510>im scared to play BR>im competitivethat doesnt make any sense
>>562584881I think its a fake engagement post
this is the best goonfuel in years
>>562584969Just watch porn
>>562585157no
>>562584969me with roth's poodlina animations
>>562584969mogs your cat
>>562585194qrd>>562585259flat
>>562585259Normie...
JP fortnite's obsession with brainrot is weird
>>562583617there you go anon :D
>>562584656That artist looks familiar
>>562585551YOU'RE KILLING THE GAME
>>562584969Still coping with this skin, huh
>>562585786coping how
>>562585535Can you prove with more than one youtube channel?
>>562585910https://fnjpnews.com
>>562585964Grim. What the fuck do even do on that map anyway?
>>562585964those are ai generated articles on a set schedule
>>562586082proof?
>>562585535What the fuck is there to even talk about for 20+ hours? Like I get you're chatting n stuff but there's literally nothing going on in brainrot to warrant streaming it.
>>562586168
>>562585535some hate it
>>562586359holy based
>>5625863592 truth nukes
Fucking love high cut thong body suit babes. Hip windows so fucking hot.
>>562585862Acting like that flat pancake is big
Why couldn't they just add the females lyrics to the new emote, the girl that sounds like 'gimme some' nanana gimme some davurureee
>>562587050fat fuck
>>562582543any fucking proof, anon?
>>562577657based neetgod
>>562576291elf chick? ears? what are you talking about anon
>>562585535
>>562585535Kinda unfair to just use a single content creator
>>562587941Does this Tweet have any evidence to back it up?
>>562587941>random bullshit from some retarded underage furry
>>562588030His dad is Tim which means he has just been fired from the family
>>562584656based jonesy
I want to jerk off but I just ate like 30 min ago and I got reflux issues so if I lay down itll all come up
>>562588250Can you do it to Hope for me when you're done?
Why does he look like Arsenio Hall? Pure coincidence?
>>562588414sure
>STW makes me play "Evacuate the Shelter" mission in Plankerton to progress story >mission like 12 out of 60 for one chunk of the story>doesn't queue me with other people>doesn't give me any compensation for no teammates>no help for playing solo>still getting assraped from all sides>fail20 minutes down the drainYeah sure tim make the mode free, so more people can experience your atrocious mode with missions that take forever, a million systems you don't explain, shitty loot that still sucks even after hours of playing, and a giant middle finger for not getting any teammates. No one wants to play this dogshit. The only people who can stomach it are people who get paid in vbucks to do so. This shit is not fun whatsoever
Sorry if this has been asked a ton but If my team wins a Marvel match do I get the Hope glider?
>>562588790yes, next week, and before someone asks, team thanos also gets it, you just need a single OG or OG LTM victory
>>562585614Why is Jonesy so perfect?
>>562588951Good to know. Thank you.
>that's why my final rating for this backbling is: a Number 1 Victory Royale out of 10.
>>562577657unfortunate trvke nvke
Marathon collab when
>>562585551You're saving the game.
>>562589632Check your DMs
>>562588030Me. I made it up.
>>562577657this guy seriously trying to brag about being poor
>>562577657kiss blossom
>there are two months left until the season endsI only stopped playing less than two weeks ago, didn't it used to last three months?
>>562577657Buck status?
>>562591516last season was extended so maybe that affects, but it wasn't one month but like 2 weeks, that said, feels like season 2 are the ones that last the least, ignoring ofc what happened during ch2
Can anyone tell me why Ice King and the Foundation are fighting? Did I miss a quest or something? Where did the Foundation even come from? What the heck is going on?
>>562592409go back
need to do ltm for glider but don't want to,
>>562592409>Can anyone tell me why Ice King and the Foundation are fighting?We cant cause we dont know.
>>562592409Dark Voyager recruited him but some anons say he's a nice guy in the comics so maybe he's being deceived since he trapped the Foundation in ice and he escaped, it's basically a falseflag war while DV schemes for the Last Reality
BrainrotGODS
>>562593557nice
>>562593557>pov: you're looking at the most pathetic sexless losers in the universe
>>562593557BASED
I'm tired of pretending the brainrot skins aren't really well made skins.
why are these emotes suddenly dc
NITROUS DONT HELP ME IT JUST PUT ME IN A TRANCE
>>562595221>facial expressions are pretty much static>tons of clipping>"well-made"
>>562564753why does this sidekick have more ass than 90% of fortnite
>>562588784I'll do it with you anon.
>>562593158>jules and dasha smirking at eachotheroh yeah they fuckin
Does fem hybrid have jiggle?
im supposed to be working but dropped 2 tabs of acid and ive been giggling like a bitch for like 2 hours just watching this nigga do my emotes
is there a way to return backblings so that skins are cheapteri almost never want the shit thats bundled with a skin
>>562597578there was a way to get them for free but that ship sailed, you can wait until the backbling update that lets you buy them alone gets rolled up globally since it's only available in brazil but that can take years to happen, or months who knowsbut as a way to get a backbling with a skin and then refund the skin? impossible since you can only refund both together or neither
>>562597670essentially i just want the skin and not the backbling. itd be nice if, say a skin were 1500 and the bb were 300, you could just get the skin for 1200, but id imagine they wouldnt want to let you do that
>>562597890oh you mean like the trio of hunter girls last time? sadly it's a matter of epic, two of them were 800 with no backbling included but the one that looks like hope was 1200 because her backbling was included, mind you if she was 800 since you can buy her backbling separate it would be 1100 so epic just went greedy on the fact she was the number 1 most wanted conceptthe only thing i can imagine you can do to get them for cheap is to farm vbucks on an alt account, get 200 for free and buy the rest, in this case 100, gift you the backbling and you buy the skin on a discount>say a skin were 1500 and the bb were 300, you could just get the skin for 1200it could work for this, but in theory you're still paying real money and grinding, remember even the worst collabs are still 1500 as standard and once in a blue moon 1200 so for them backbling or not you'll always have to pay 1500 alone, since there's no way to buy a skin without their backbling unless they just don't have a backbling
>>562598143>there's no way to buy a skin without their backbling unless they just don't have a backblingyeah, i was hoping for some kind of trick. figured that maybe the mobile store and ingame store could be used together to trick the system into allowing you to refund the backbling while buying the skin simultaneously, but no luck there.
SINCE TAKE CARE IVE BEEN CARE TAKING
the fucking endgame mode is rigged everytime i get chitauri we lose everytime i get to be a hero we lose
What is this backbling?
>>562586643This skin is literally the reason I reinstalled Fortnite. High leg leotard + tight pants is insanely sexy.
>>562599478doofenshmirtzs childhood friend balloony anon
>>562599473only constant
>>562599473of course i get a win after posting this i know you saw my post Timmy
>>562600742bald players
last time i played the endgame ltm i was on the chitauri side and we somehow wonbut during the "kill all the enemies now that they don't respawn anymore" phase the last 2 guys kept grappling around everywhere just stalling the end for no reasonlike fuck dude, the game is over, just die so you can play another match already
My kids begged me to buy the tung tung man and now he sits in my locker staring into my soul.
>>562600961i almost got fomod into buying the bundle, so i purposefully bought the music pass so that i wouldnt have enough for both lola and the rots.might still buy triple T's pickaxe just to have a normal wooden bat.
THANK YOU CLIX
>>562603793clix can suck a dix
>>562603793>just grind to unreal every 3 months over 2 different modes loluhh how about you suck my crusty cock
>>562584510fortnite is playing over and over until you get a dub. you lost most matches you play. when I go into replays its like>10/98>3/100>13/99>>562604139fr, what a fucking faggot for forcing ranked shit upon the playerbase. go eat a bag of dicks you fucking sweat cunts. fortnite is a casual party game, average player will never give a fuck about comp
play ranked for rewards>cars gone>item spawns fucked>rivalries gone (maybe for the best but lol)>barely any mobility>regular BR lootpool keeps being more and more restricted and barebones like Rankedso let me get this straight, they made this season be a sweaty grindfest - but only in regular BR? LMAOso sweats are literally encouraged to not play ranked and to grind kills in reg ZB for example. Yeah, this game is fucking cooked bro.
>>562601781>bought the music pass with the old hagThat’s ironically worse then buying tung tung man
>>562605272ranked counts for kills but who is gonna play that when you can do rivalries non-stop and pubstomp
>>562605370well, ig since kills are only tracked through rivalries it wouldn't count. so ranked this season is actually completely fucking worthless and a waste of server space. good job lmao
Have you guys ever thought about praying to Tim Sweeney that the Rivalry system doesn't match you against the sweatiest, most bitchless virgin in a gimpsuit to ever exist who spends their entire day playing Fortnite like its their job?Maybe try that before you complain about Rivalries.
>>562605293i mostly just wanted the jam tracks, the extra shit was just a bonus
glory to clix and the twitchgodsthey truly know whats best for all players
>>562603793Don't have to worry about anything interesting being stuck behind that pass when streamers have the most bland and boring tastes in cosmetics imaginable.
>>562605531why not get crew?
>>562605904Apologize. Now.
>>562606012>bought the main pass more than 14 days ago for the earlybird style>OG ends in mid june so no real reason to get that now>already have the lego pass from a previous crew>dont like the crew skin>founderbuxtrust me if it made even a little bit of sense i wouldve
did the servers just die?
>>562606096>fort immediately after mustard left
>>562606296Timmy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>562606404>>562606296>>562549952sorry, they laid off the server guy
can epic get sued for this shit already?
>>562606654whats the issue? they're giving you the option to buy the exact amount without having to get bigger bundles for max value etcbut at the same time when you buy things, they won't just offer to use the best codes/promos/bundles for you, that's your job to find, compare and choose
>>562606864defending this level of jewdom is insane
>>562606968I'm not defending anything, I'm just calling out you being a retard nitpicking extreme cases where they weren't even intending to make an extra buck on them. Why not pull up with a skin that you have to pay 1500 vbucks for now, while it was being given away free? TIMMMMMMMMYYYYYYY????
>>562606864>doesn't even know why this is badthe issue is that they made exact feature useless and raised the prices a shit ton.exact amount feature 50 vbucks went from 50 cents to 99 cents, thats a 98% increase. that's a fucking issue. an emote/jam track by itself used to cost around 5 bucks, now it costs close to 10 fucking dollars.this is a feature epic HAD to add because of EU law, but they hated people using it for cheaper purchases, so they are ruining the feature out of spite to try to get more money. ANYTHING EXCEPT MAKING THE GAME BETTER AND GIVING US SKINS WE WANTexact feature is a SCAM in its current state. forcing you to buy larger, devalued packs instead because it's a "better value", because god forbid people save a little money buying things ala cart.
Got Nu-pool at the end, shame the guy giving the big bucks in STW most likely got fired
>>562606519Sometimes I still lie awake at night thinking of how cool it would have been to get a live event of the Peely rescue that was on par with Chapter 2 and 3 events. Raiding an underground Society bunker alongside Jonesy and Mary Sue, busting down doors and shooting guards, walking in on the ritual at the last second and snatching Peely off of the altar, causing Zeus, who actually looks like Zeus and not a paintball dad, to be like "YOU HAVE ANGERED THE GODS" and send his cronies down from the heavens to reshape the island and take revenge on the player for personally blaspheming their tribute...Imagine if someone higher up gave even the slightest shit about Fortnite's story and player experience.
>>562607146>>562606864a single skin costs 22 bucks nowthe inflation is awfulexact amount feature WAS a way to save money, now it's just a literal scam. they had to double the cost of exact amount vbucks just so that people don't use it anymorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2BQHsl_s_s
>>562607146here's your (You)
>>562607171>>562607271But that's the point of bigger bundles, you get considerably more the bigger pack you pay, so should the exact price pay suddenly take the ratio from their biggest packs, "just because"? No, they just gave you the option to pay exact price at all times, but it will always take the standard ratio. They could 3x their prices right now, what's stopping them? Just the fact that no one would be buying, but they could do it.
>>562607204that sounds basedI wish people like you worked at Epic If I'm not mistaken we still had events in ch5 but to a lesser extent than ch2-4
I like when Hope sends us messages in-game. It's almost like she's real and she's my girlfriend...
>>562607332>just give epic more money for less bro!can't wait till epic gets sued for ts. they should just remove the feature... oh wait... they legally can't because they were forced to add it in the first place kek
>>562607537The potential is the but Epic is just too dumb to figure it out
>Epic Games when the players save money
>>562607754Wdym by potential?
>>562607685reading comprehension at an all time low due to brainrotsome of you would actually go to a shop, grab a bag of chips, tell them you used to pay 50 cents for a bag 15 years ago, and get upset the moment they told you "it costs 2.99$ sir"yes, we get it, we all want to pay less and get more, but I don't get this seeping entitlement to be able to play the same price simply because you used to pay less!
>>562607685they love to take advantage of retardsthats why buying levels and creative micro-transactions exists.
>buying THE DEI skin
Comp won, Tim won, AI won game is saved
>>562607872Is there*
>>562606654You can't sue them for clearly pricing the options, even though one is better value. It's clear and offensive so consumers can reject it.
>>562607968>defending the price hikes0.15 vinderbucks have been deposited into your accountI would say the entitlement comes from years of vbucks costing a certain price, and the exact amount feature being an actual good value to get stuff a little cheaper then it being ruined, vbucks being inflated twice and packs devalued, and the battlepass fucking ruined, despite being a virtual currency that they can print infinite of. THE GREED>ignore all the scams and just shut up and take itso they can just fuck me over as much as possible and I'm supposed to enjoy it?this is the second time they raised vbuck prices btw 2800 used to cost 19.99
Hope should send the player nudes in-game whenever the player gets a victory royale.
>>562608404Tung Tung Tung Sahur!
>>562608394YAYYYY I LOVE GETTING SCAMMED!!! I LOVE SPENDING MORE ON VBUCKS THAN I DID LAST WEEK FOR NO FUCKING REASON, THANK YOU EBIN GAMES!!!
>>562608282There's only one way for them to bring fortnite back... BR is now a 100 ai bots stadium, and you only tune in to gamble on the winners, with vbucks ofc, betting 100 veebees for AI helsie to reach top 10 would give you 10x payout!>>562608404dont forget to "accidentally" ignore they massively increased the epic rewards you get after buying veebs last year, and then you also need to put in more effort not to sound like a brokie
https://vocaroo.com/16XDAQrdyKR6Pay My BillsBattle Bus up, patch notes dropCheck the shop another flopUsed to buy skins, quick thrillsNow it’s VinderBucks for Tim’s billsOG locker, dusty chillsEpic cooking brand-new dealsTim Sweeney smiling on the hillPress the button, raise the bill(Chorus)They say “the cost of running Fortnite’s gone up a lot”So they’re raising prices just to pay the billsWe drop Tilted, chase cheap thrillsStacking crowns and stormline killsBut every swipe, every refillReally just pays Tim's bills(Verse 2)Item Shop spins, neon baitCollab skins at luxury ratePeely staring, looking illEven bananas cost a billFeels like dinner with a CEOHe orders steak, we split the doughCheck comes out, guess who willPlayers stuck to pay his bill(Chorus)They say “the cost of running Fortnite’s gone up a lot”So they’re raising prices just to pay the billsWe glide over Frenzy FieldsGrinding quests and highlight killsBut the real endgame skillIs swiping cards to pay his bills(Bridge)Storm gets small, shop gets bigEpic running the money rigTim says calm, it’s no big deal“Just raise the price, they’ll pay my bills.”(Final Chorus)They say “the cost of running Fortnite has gone up a lotso we’re raising prices to help pay the bills”Sidekick scams, brainrot stealsEpic stacking VinderBucks stillBattle Bus straight to the tillThanks for playing. Pay my bills.
>>562608449Hope AI companion gf would save the game
>>562608568>There's only one way for them to bring fortnite back... BR is now a 100 ai bots stadium, and you only tune in to gamble on the winners, with vbucks ofc, betting 100 veebees for AI helsie to reach top 10 would give you 10x payout!unironically kino
>>562608791Unironically, it would. Imagine logging into Fortnite and talking to your Hope AI companion before jumping into a match of BR. And then later after you've had a terrible loss streak, you can go back to her and she'll console you and make you feel better.
>>562608568they unironically are adding gambling into creative btw its been leaked and lootboxes are already in the game. you guys don't hate epic enough
>>562608568>He fell for the psychological trap designed to get you to repeatedly dump money into their pockets
>>562608902Hearing this whore spout canned platitudes after losing would only make me angrier
>>562609041you know well the people crying about these prices are the ones that simply can't stop buying, I'm not one of them
>>562609129No but she'd be personalised to your player profile, so it wouldn't be 'canned'.
>>562609150Show your purchase history, if you're so great
>>562609150>all of the people mad at the state of fort rn are just poor
>>562609206It would still be insincere, empty, and meaningless
remember when instead of apologizing for all the scams lately Tim blamed the players for the layoffs and price hikes because "we didn't spend/play enough in 2025" and then someone he fired had terminal cancer? yepand he fired the guy who made STW right before STW goes F2P? yepand he fired people who fixed bugs? yep
Telling my Hope AI companion(tm) my exact cock size so that she compliments how big I am in order to make me feel better after a loss streak.
top 10 in slurp rush is so easy, i rather do this 8 more times instead of trying to get a second VR in Venture
>>562609421Just because the LLM says your 3.2 inch cock is big doesn't mean it's big anon
>>562609491But when Hope says it...
>>562609515Do not fall for the machine's lies
>>562609238just checked, since 2024 I bought the 5,000 vbucks bundle 6 times (and most of that I spent gifting skins rather than buying them for myself), still sitting at 12.5k as well since I'm not going to buy any after the price changeif you consider that "a lot", just proves how much of a brokie you are
>>562609421>>562608902>>562609150sometimes I think posts like these are made by actual Epic employees it's fine to like hope but you do know she's the epic approved waifu lol
>>562609583>but you do know she's the epic approved waifu lolYeah, she's the Queen of Fortnite and Epic is right to treat her as such.
we don't need artists anymore we have grok
>>562568725Neither, Deadpool was just fine being marvels version of Deathstroke who sometimes made small quips in their early years
>>562609661guhhuhsince we're discussing Hope, I'd like to see her next skin (because we know she's gonna get more) be a completely different outfit or gimmick. Summer Hope, something like that. my main problem with Hope skins is how similar they all look, good if you like it but not much variety with the designs.
>>562609554>He spent over $200 being a skincuckLmao
>>562609924What about Gym Hope?
>>562609973until I see a sexy female skin from bode thats curvy and sexy, I won't be impressed. I see him as a dahja type creator who mainly focused on making very safely designed yass queen skins. it's not really his fault, it's mostly the modelers. but if the concepts have a skirt, ass flap, or aren't drawn with ass the modelers will sand the shit down flat as the default. I personally have a really big issue with them using a worse default female body model in general, you'll see it with reskins and OG skins a lot. ts pmomight be totally out of bodes department but thats a huge issue. there should be a better system for concepts to get voted on and brought into the game in higher quality
>>562610053Yeah, that would be unique and good. doesn't hope have a burn on her arm or something so she wears the armband
>>562609973>weird schizo shittalking Bode when he wants to bring us kino like Fortnite ShinobuFaggot ass general fr
>>562609713jeetgrok wishes it could make art errors that clean>>562610252RTL's probably as close as we're gonna get if afro girl never gets added
>>562610445like I said, his drawings might be hot but I've yet to see him put an attractive bodied female skin in the game
>>562610684You are the sweats motherfucker
>>562609583no chance we get this JOI as a skin :(
>>562610565>>562610252basically my point is that it doesn't matter if his concepts are good if the dude doesn't care about them looking good in game at all. so the skins end up getting censored in different ways and lose most appeal. if you're ok with serving the filler bottom of the barrel nerfed slop that are worse than old skins then you're not really a 5 star skin chef.
>Kim Kardashian and Magik sell like hotcakes>Epic stops making coomer skins after thisI ask this a lot but...is Epic retarded?
>>562610897jonesy and hope lol
>>562608449this but jules
>>562610931I doubt the concept artists have much say in the final product if any at all
>>562610565Hes a concept artistNot his fault if pajeet modelers fuck up his designs, thats on Epic more than anything
>>562610931I'm sure they do care, the problem is that they have no control over the final result as they're just a concept artist and what model gets used is russian roulette with whatever indian the design gets outsourced too
>>562611372it would help if he drew his concepts with visible fat tits and ass to spell it out to the modelers then
rant about fortnite ass overbut ts does pmo original skins get botched so often>>562611372 fuck the modelers. skin quality has gone down so much. Tim's probably cutting hella corners and using AI to try to save money
On the lowkirk, Lace is an underrated skin
WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPTYOU'RE WELCOME!
why did this random shop skin get so much effort?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyOqWoSl34U>ch4oh it was back when fortnite was still trying lol
>choreographer is suing Sony now because he didn't give them permission to put the Deadpool dance in Fortnitelol Bye Bye Bye is permanently OG now like Fresh
>>562612928so that's why the emote has been gone for so long
>>562611061>>562609583>Hope Epic approved Waifu is an artist that does graffiti and painting>Also Epic>Tung Tung SahurLol
>>562611061After revaluating the Epic noticed the with the 1000 employees layoffs+ other cuts and V-bucks price increase that they can hold back on these kind of skins
https://x.com/Fortnite/status/2040776676964217166 w/ audio. Nothing special, just an ad for April crew
>>562612928thought it was weird tidy hasn't come back much, thought it would since snoop
>>562610439https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtqxCzgXMDIHope can speak fluent Japanese?
>>562611061>Kim Collab and she did visit Epic HQ in person, they probably made the skin the way she wanted it>MagikCollab they made the skin the way Marvel/Disney wanted, that look is her most popular one the she got her best stories and one big complain Marvel Midnight Suns had is that Magik was the only one missing her most iconic look
>>562614125the real blackpill is most of the best skins are from ch1-4
>>562614125I just thought with the noticeable lean towards sex appeal maybe we'd see more skins like that soon? but not yet. some jiggle here and there like with the anime skins and stuff but thats about it. Esme is the most sexy original skin in recent memory. like not everything is sex, but we do like our fort babes and husbandos.
>>562614048She is a mystery!
Just had an actually fun match for a change. Final circle with two teams of four, a few hairy moments of reviving, but felt like a fair match. I won't hold my breath for it happening again, but I'm glad that it can still happen
>>562614125collabs are done more authentically just because they have IP holders breathing down their necks about it, so they have to give a shit about it and try unlike original skins
>>562561772because they think they can sell it
Epic just release the Kanye skin you'll make millions and it won't matter if ADL sends you an angry letter
Level 150 i hope the new lego and festival pass are better
>>562614781tell that to the modelers of danny phantom
I hope Fortnite collabs with Marvel Tokon and we get Tokon Magik
any human males up?
sometimes it feels like epic doing everything possible to make me not want to play the game... I got jebaited by the ch7 teaser that implied it'd be heavily story focused...
>>562615387the only thing we got from rivals is doom 2099 so I don't expect much from Tokon either
>>562615319Hartman artstyle is notoriously shit translating to 3D but its rough. that phantom one seemed very cheap
>>562612928my ohgee emote
>>562609973>his designYuck, i don't want anything, thank you.
>>562615319Danny was, fine, they've always had a bad time taking the design to 3D and having to work with the Fortnite skeleton all skins have to be fit onto I'm surprised it didn't come out worse
>>562613808they even reused part of its animation for the special snoop boogie bombs
about to jack off, give me a skin
>>562615719yeah do more based Ben Shafer designs or commission Drew Hill or the guy who made Lexa. Get Afu Chan to design some skins. tired of boring Bodeslop
>>562609458Oh great, no that's fucking fine... Let shitters have their easy wrap and emote now. I'm not mad that i have to bust my ass to get both with shitty teammates and stupid map rotation, no sir.
>>562615906>>562615431
>>562615906Jules!
>>562610252btw, bode is already in the gamehttps://fortnite.gg/cosmetics?id=15083-1-2
>>562615956epic does everything to favor the 10% of compfags that play the game and ruin the experience for everyone else
>>562609458Oh did they finally add the fourth map mastery? Neat>>562615956A lot of shitters get filtered by the previous tiers still tbf
>>562615906Nemia
>>562615906no
>>562616228I'm mad because they took 4 fucking months to put slurp rush again in the map rotation, and no, the fortnitemares one didn't count towards the mastery map.
>want to buy emote>remember they cost 10 bucks now>don't buy it
>>562616376POV: You are an unattended 6 years old in the toy section at Wal-Mart
>>562616632>want to buy mcburger>remember they cost 12 bucks now>don't buy it
>>562616770feelsgrimgateman
>>562616504guh?
>>562609395Friendly reminder the Brainrot jew makes as much in half a week as an Epic employee makes in a year.
Bunny Brawler face is so cute, only 1 skin re use her and doesn't look good.Why epic don't use her more on other black goddess skins?
>>562587941>Not even 2 days on #1 best sellersSorry, you're not Pornmommy Kim the Queen of Fortnite
>>562618184BASED
>>562618184just prematurely ejaculated in my pants
>>562618184
>>562613614>Bryne Mentioned
>>562619482Bryne stocks are rising by the day
>>562606267I love her so much bros...
>>562618759That'll be 200vb to her pockets, touching requires proof of owning her bundle, pay up>>562619103Can you imagine how many died to her outside the game by this exact viewI know I killed some billions, first time I pumped to my game open and nothing more, it was mine's and some others mommy kims dancing in lyadoll
>>562620463Looks like brainrot hasn't sold all that muchIdk tho I haven't played since thursday
750
>>562620463perryGODS>>562620529anyone over the age of 18 doesn't care or like the brainrots it's just ironic reddit buys by retarded kids
>>562620000guhhhand checked
>>562620463>you votedKWAB
>>562621471>>562621471>>562621471
>>562612928fuck off. why must all good emotes get sued?
