# Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245># News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[APRIL 2026] Decay and Burial being developed simultaneously, whichever episode gets completed first is the next major update. It's currently looking like it'll be Burial.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=537755982024934503# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious week in quarantine: >>562458725
>>562541314
??? says yes to snacks, but no to immigrants.
second for a romantic fluffy ending between these two in some form.
Coffin will become real in 5 seconds
Cat...
>>562546393Women's romance is intense and passionate whereas men's romance is often stale and sterile. That's why Coffin is so good, only a woman could have written this.
Let's recite what Saint Ashley of the Graves has taught our humble church of Nemlei.
>>562546483It is known that sisters are cats
She's an absolute QTpi
For me, it's bussy
>>562545963>>562545963>>562545963this thread was baked first so i want you all to come here instead
>>562545867As much as the sexes sometimes like to shitfling here (in jest), /calg/ honestly has it really good in terms of gender peacefulness. We are one of the most obviously female generals on this board, yet we get very little attention whoring out of it, and very few attempts by the lads to court every woman in sight. Maybe we've created a totally platonic acceptance of the opposite sex because we are so ideologically committed to incest that we'd rather they fuck their siblings instead.
>>562546758What a shame
Is this rape?>barges in looking sweaty right after ashley finishes showering>ashley tells him to get off her>squishy sound effect and then this
>>562546439It's all I ever wanted since I first played the game...
>>562546758
>>562546556Amen. Saint Ashley, pray for us!>>562546614True. Ashley of the Graves has said>I am the cat and the cat is me. He that believeth in me and the siblinghood I command also, also believeth in the cat and cuteness thereof; and will he achieve even greater siblinghood because I and the cat are one.
>>562546957I pray it happens. Please, Nemlei. Give us this and my life is yours.
i have been saving up doing the decay route after finishing alice madness returns but i can't wait anymore
>>562546483Nyanshley
>>562546370...did you just make annoying femcel anons hot?
>>562546492thats not true
>>562546778We don't harass women in /calg/ because we like MEN!
>>562546907It honestly might be given it's Burialdrew, but we can't say this conclusively. Let's wait and see how the actual chapter plays out
Would Ashley kill Herself and Andrew if he told her that he'll never stop chasing hussies even after the sex vision?
>>562547497What do you think happened in the bathroom?
>>562546907It's clear Nemlei's intention was to tease like that cutting it right there but the reasonable assumption based on the dialogue is that he will very ragefully wash her face (not with cum).
>562546758soooo... do you guys think the Burial chapter will finally save /calg/ from this off-topic misery?
>>562546439>>562546957>>562547067Understood, that'll be 3 more endings where either both siblings are unhappy or they die, coming right up
>>562546483based
>>562547669Still hot. Imagine what he thinks seeing Ashley with smeared eyeliner and messy hair
>>562547346Heh, what can I say? Fuck 'em, but y'know... fuck 'em ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>>562547459>because we like MEN!This post was fact check by real Nemleitriots: TRUE
>>562547618My assumption is that he is going to forcefully wash the lipstick off her face. I would not be surprised if I am proven wrong once the chapter releases, however.
>Nemlei it's leaving all the cucking and raping for burialThe upcoming threads are going to be hilarious.
>>562547669How do you convince your sister to let you give her a facial? I'm sure it would be an innocent bonding experience that would build cherished memories. It's not even incest, you know!
I think I love Renee...
>>562547896Kinda disappointing if true, but has the potential to turn sexy
>>562546778I once again apologise to any femanons who didn't know what a handbrake was.
>>562546907Yes
i don't think that's water
Since we're on the subject, I honestly cannot get over the devlog video.Ashley tries lipstick to see if it'll look nice on her, then Andrew flips out on her. He calls her a whore, and simply refuses to accept that she doesn't want to fuck Six Eyes. He doesn't just say it once, he really lays it on heavy. I mean, holy shit dude. Do you other men actually think the ONLY reason women try on makeup is because they want to seduce men? You guys do know that sometimes, women want to look nice just to look nice, right? They say you're always fighting the last war, and I've honestly been semi-fighting with Andrew when talking ITT since the devlog. I mean, it's insane. The idea that the only reason Ashley is even trying on makeup is for the attention of a man, and that that man is Six Eyes unironically pisses me off
>>562547805>hawt hawt hawt hawtThis game's purpose was not to tingle your pussy, it was made by divine decree at the hands of God's apostle Nemlei (pbuh) to lead humanity to righteousness (incest). The attitude many of you heretics have is BLASPHEMY for our beloved Prophet (pbuh) and her composition.
>>562548237I wanna know what he was physically doing when ashley told him to get off of her
>>562546907Andrew is an attractive male, so nothing he does would count as rape, it's just a "quirky tumblr sexyman wholesome moment".
>>562548237I just think makeup is generally ugly, but most of all it is really harmful to women's self esteem; they would rather look like clowns than look like themselves.
nemlei can you please add this scene to the game?it would be a great pleasure if you do that
Threadly reminder bratty sisters take it up the pooper!
>>562547618What if he uses the lipstick to smear her whole face and he just turned her around to face the mirror? I can see Andrew doing something like that that is, Nemlei shlicking it to something like that
>>562547805Nemlei fucking SPOILT us with the runny makeup in 3A. I am proud to say I have jacked off to the game's CGs.
>>562548401Andrew was mad that she was simulating blood flow to her face lol
What game is this from?
>>562548237In a normal, healthy relationship, you would trust that your partner just wants to look pretty. However Andrew and Ashley are insecure so they pull retarded shit like this.
>>562548618It’s curious that andrew never comments about her eye makeup.
>>562548365Grabbing her arm because she was leaving dude yall niggas need everything to be told to you>>562548509Nemlei after actually seeing her target audience
>>562548618
>>562548237Andrew is hexed in Burial. That's why when he's mostly calm and collected in Decay, and even when he lost his temper, he remains grounded on things, but on Burial he is acting "off", which is what Ashley sense from her POV.
>ducktranny is posting nemlei dox shit againYou know the drill.
>>562547680When people talked about the game some faggots started melting down about how the threads were bad and too fast and full of bait, this is the state they want the threads to be>>562548237>Do you other men actually think the ONLY reason women try on makeup is because they want to seduce men?No, retardbro. I don't know if you can tell but Andrew is a mentally ill psycho
>>5625487692019's Twitter, it's a really shitty game though so I wouldn't recommend >>562548772>le insecureGo back to Crystal Coffeeshop
>>562548509Fuck yeah best part is I think that's exactly where Burial bad end is headed.
>>562548401This isn't really fair to you, but I often find that the average anon who says they like "no makeup" actually likes moderate levels of makeup. Typically, they act like girls can have either no makeup, or Kim Kardashian's face. I also don't think it's innately harmful for a woman to want to look nicer. Makeup doesn't make women look like clowns most of the time.
>>562548618Why lie? I have too. For me it's this one. The smug look, supple bosom. Simple yet effective.
>>562546778>Maybe we've created a totally platonic acceptance of the opposite sex because we are so ideologically committed to incest that we'd rather they fuck their siblings instead.Pretty much this. I remember there was a femanon here who had three brothers and was weighing her options with them. People were rooting for her.
>>562548769Max Payne 2
>>562548772>>562548956Ok, nice to know that I'm not alone here. I asked because I saw a few posts about how Andrew was wrong that Ashley wanted 6Eyes, but was otherwise right about the makeup, which is ridiculous
>>562549024>but I often find that the average anon who says they like "no makeup" actually likes moderate levels of makeupI know guys usually can't tell when a woman has light makeup on, but I can, and I still prefer women without any. We wouldn't have survived for hundreds of thousands of years if our ancestors evolved to be too ugly to fuck
>>562549171Hi
>>562549139God i hate blogposters>>562548961>>562549171I don't get itIt isnt from Nemlei game?
>>562549327Benis :-DDD
>>562548237The basic idea that a woman who's doing more than usual or trying something different and more showy with her makeup before she goes to meet a guy may want his attention seems basically sound to me. The idea that Ashley specifically is doing that for him specifically is crazy. IMO Andrew is almost having his own version of Ashley's meltdown in Episode 1, where she accused him of trying to fuck 302 Lady while she was gone and killed her for refusing.
>Andrew is an insecure psycho because he assumed his one and only lover was putting on makeup before meeting another man while lacking context as to why she was putting on a lipstick she was about to wash off anywayCan't wait until all you fake ass nibbas leave within less than a month
>>562549236>We wouldn't have survived for hundreds of thousands of years if our ancestors evolved to be too ugly to fuckI was with you on the first part, but this is a leap. People can look better with makeup without being too ugly to fuck without it. Also, the past was defined by people having no other choice
>>562549426Was he spying on her in the bathroom? How else would he know to barge in at that moment
>>562549208You need to lurk atleast 5 years before posting.>>562549426Andrew is a psycho because he raped and beat up his sister because she was trying lipstick, and also killed her and himself because she said she refused to have sex with him.Nemlei finally spoonfed how much of a faggot Andrew is to the point even his yumejos can't deny it
>>562549413>>562548237There isn't even anything wrong with Ashley trying to impress Six Eyes specifically: the Graves are presumably trying to infiltrate the cult and get info, and the ENTIRE purpose of sending a woman to infiltrate is to get the males' hopes up so that they let their guard down. She doesn't have to fuck them at all; she just has to make them simp for her.
>>562549547>rapedTake your meds.
>>562549690He probably did rape her on the sink
It's clear that Renee corrupts everything she touches that isn't Douglas. Even when you're not a haggot, even when you support true love through Douglas (pbuh) and Renee, with Renee it drives you to hate our heroes™ and minor blashphemy. That's why the only true love is through siblinghood. Sermon is over. Amen.
>>562549690yes he did
>>562549413>more showy with her makeup before she goes to meet a guy>>562549656>Ashley trying to impress Six Eyes specificallySo I rewatched the video just now, and this isn't even what happens. Ashley is trying on the makeup, and Andrew walks in and says "Weren't you supposed to go talk to Six Eyes?" Meaning Ashley wasn't trying on the makeup BECAUSE she was going to see Six Seven, she was just trying on the lipstick while also having to go see him afterwards. Again, it's Andrew who flips out and goes straight into accusing her of wanting to fuck an old manGod, I hope Andrew dies
>>562548798Then she would just say “let go of me” not “get off me”
>>562549474>the past was defined by people having no other choiceIn the olden days if you thought the women in your village were chopped, you could just become a Viking to raid England and bring home a beautiful woman.
>>562549896>to hate our heroesI dont hate Ashley, i love her. I just think Andrew is a fagAnd that was since chapter 1
>>562549426>while lacking contextA secure man would've figured out the context. Jumping to conclusions is the definition of insecurity
>>562549656>What's wrong Andrew? Why wouldn't you want to send your sister as a decoy for simps to lust after? I thought you wanted to infiltrate the cult. Are you insecure or sumthin?
>>562550097>strawman>wojak image
>>562550097You should be dating somebody whom you trust to not sleep around or otherwise be a whore.
>>562549917Yes he doesn't know he was trying that on for her dry lips, so for all he knows by logic she was putting on makeup before meeting with a cult leader and it sent alarm bells in his head, entirely rightfully.>I hope Andrew diesSo emotional
low cortisol chad Douglas would just say Renee looks beautiful instead of chimping out
>>562549896Andrew being a priest sounds like a weapons grade kino AU idea to me.
>>562550381>for all he knows by logic she was putting on makeup before meeting with a cult leader and it sent alarm bells in his head, entirely rightfully.What's stopping him from... asking her about it?
>>562550381Now he knows how Ashley felt with his whoring around with Julia
Jfc. You know, I loved women until today.
Skux Eyes gets all the seki ladies
>>562549901It's dangerous because its not Ashley's safe day!
>>562550494Yeah we heard you last time
I'm starting to realize that women are right about men
>>562549917>she was just trying on the lipstick while also having to go see him afterwardsAndrew doesn't know that though. He knows she's about to go out to meet him, he sees her putting lipstick on, and jumps to conclusions. Which are schizo tier given the context but wouldn't necessarily be in others.I think he also knows about the "it's okay to exist" cg or something like it and doesn't like the idea of her being close to someone other than him in any way, even something a normal person would consider completely innocent.
>>562550604Churrr
>>562550701meds
>>562550335Anon, it's completely reasonable to not like the idea of your sisterwife getting prettied up to go meet another guy. Andrew's reaction was overboard, but that *should* upset you.
>>562550716I just wanna see him go crazy for her. He obviously desires her so much that one day he will lose control
>>562550716Tell that to the newfag consensus that has a hard-on for shitting on Andrew for the billionth time.
>>562550604Oh my, how DREAMY
>>562550097You are not seeing the bigger picture. There's a part on Burial where we play as Six Eyes himself, being the only part of the game where we play as someone else besides the siblings in the whole story.
>>562550557No he doesn't, because his relationship with Julia existed somewhere other than Ashley's mind.Jury's still out on whether the mysterious other hussies he supposedly maintains are real though.
>>562550805Lol >>562474087
>>562546332>My shitpost is the OP image.I'm fucking honored bros. OP you made my day.
>>562550570>>562546778
>>562551002meds
>>562550716>Andrew doesn't know that thoughHe could. Oh my god, he could. I've typed that out like a hundred times now. Andrew could have fucking known RIGHT THEN AND THERE what Ashley was up to. I'm actually freaking out now. He CHOSE not to. He went straight to wild accusations. You even say as much in your postWhat the fuck are we even talking about? Him jumping to conclusions is the entire fucking problem>>562550820>it's completely reasonable to not like the idea of your sisterwife getting prettied up to go meet another guyEXCEPT THAT'S NOT WHAT'S FUCKING HAPPENING! NOT AT ALL. AND ANDREW WOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT IF HE TOOK 2 SECONDS TO ASK ABOUT IT
>>562551136>EXCEPT THAT'S NOT WHAT'S FUCKING HAPPENING! NOT AT ALL. AND ANDREW WOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT IF HE TOOK 2 SECONDS TO ASK ABOUT ITAnon, I know that, but Andrew doesn't know that. I just said he overreacted, but it's reasonable to be upset at the IDEA of a woman getting prettied up to meet another guy, that's a normal reaction and should be met with resistance.
>>562550989My point is, Andrew cucked Ashley first
>>562551042Is Central Asia the capital of misogyny?
>>562550820>sisterwife, we are going to disingenuously interact with the cult to get information from them>brotherhusband, i will disingenuously put on lipstick so that he will give up his secrets just by looking at me>sisterwife, you are a whore and now i will hit youWhat is wrong with Andrew?
>>562551275I'm convinced you're retarded
>>562551136>typing in all caps to signify yelling So emotional. Y chromosome or GTFO
>>562551205>but it's reasonable to be upset at the IDEA of a woman getting prettied up to meet another guy, that's a normal reaction and should be met with resistance.The IDEA, yes. But that's like boarding up all the doors and windows to stop your sister from going outside because the idea of a car hitting her rightfully scares you. It doesn't change the fact that Ashley putting on makeup or Ashley going to the cult lair to infiltrate them is not her going to fuck random dudes because we know and trust that it won't actually happen
>>562551042>i'veen trying to embrace western feminismWhy anyone on their right mind would do such a thing?
Her whore of a mother was right.
>>562551328You need a bit of retardation.
>>562551275Again, I wish this was bait but it doesn't sound like it, but only a female wouldn't see this as a cuckold thing no reasonable man would ever do.>>562551365Fuck it, I'm posting cute images. You girls leave me no choice.
Reminder: there's new emphasis on the fact that Grandpa is alive. Perhaps a future murder?
>>562551365Cute
>>562551397>So emotional. This game brings out the worst in me and also I haven't eaten all day, so you've got me there.>Y chromosome or GTFOPicrel to prove I'm a man
>>562551667>Grandpa is aliveDid i miss something?>inb4 play the game
>>562551628>cuckold thing no reasonable man would ever doShe's not actually whoring herself out, she's using feminine wiles to manipulate men into giving up information to Andrew.
>>562551667REVENGE IDEA: Ashley swings Grandpa off a swing and Andrew then beats the fuck out of him.
>>562551426I guess it's true that a person can be too stupid to have empathy or understand hypotheticals. Ashley is wearing makeup she would never otherwise wear, she is going to meet another man, another man whom we can visibly see has SOME type of rapport with Ashley. Andrew overreacted, I have already acknowledged this, but if you cannot grasp why a man might be a teensy bit upset with his wife doing something completely new with her appearance for another man then you are either too stupid to talk to, or trolling.
>>562551835Again x2, if you don't see anything wrong with your lover doing that, you're not a man (even if you are a male).
>>562551916>his wifeAs if Andrew the pussyfooting faggot would handily admit she is his wife and make Ashley feel certain of this. When he actually did marry her in SnS it's because he gave up on everything after beating the shit out of her and getting raped.
>>562551916Let's not forget that Andrew overreacted because Ashley doubled down btw. I mean this is our heroes™ we're talking about.
>>562551916>Ashley is wearing makeup she would never otherwise wear, she is going to meet another man,These two events are NOT directly correlated you disingenuous faggot. She is not putting on makeup to meet with Six Eyes, yet you keep repeating it because you know that your case is completely inane without it. >a teensy bit upset Sure, for 5 seconds until you, like an adult, ASK WHAT THE DEAL IS. Andrew didn't do this. He was completely, entierly, 100% in the wrong. >I guess it's true that a person can be too stupid to have empathy or understand hypotheticalshaha le ebin breagfasd question!!!! Fuck you.
>>562552019She's not actually flirting with anyone. She's emotionlessly putting on lipstick that Andrew himself doesn't even think looks nice, so that the retards at the cult will be likelier to do as she says. How is this an issue?
>>562552228>haha le ebin breagfasd question!!!! Fuck you.You literally, unironically failed the breakfast question. The idea is, from Andrew's perspective, that is what it LOOKED like, you fucking sub-65 IQ vantablack congo monkey. You're a fucking idiot, I hope to God you're a woman so that you have some excuse for being this much of an idiot.
>>562551505abortion is never right
>>562552357>so that the retards at the cult will be likelier to do as she saysyour imagination is not canon
>>562551628>but only a female wouldn't see this as a cuckold thing no reasonable man would ever do.This general has slowly but surely made me agree with women on everything. I say that because my immediate reaction to reading this was "Ashley putting on lipstick to go talk to other people is not cuckoldry, how insecure can you be" I swear, the word "cuck" doesn't mean anything anymore
Holy hell, how the fuck are there over 142 responses already?
>>562552439>The idea is, from Andrew's perspective, that is what it LOOKED likeAndrew's perspective is whatever the fuck he feels like, he's a paranoid schizo who flip flops on everything and only believes things that let him feel persecuted.
>>562552601Okay so you're trolling then. Fair enough.
>>562550604>>562550879You may be jesting but almost all successful cult leaders have being a complete women magnet as one of their traits, to the point of really absurd shit happening behind the scenes. Pic related convinced his inner circle that his semen was "magical", Alister Crowley had massive sex rituals behind the scenes, there's also that Heaven Gate nutjob that convinced a lot of people to kill themselves to merge their consciousness inside an alien ship, and so on. Bitches love this crap, and will devote themselves to the most ridiculous causes because it's hot. It's the equivalent of men just thinking with their dick. Ashley have all the personal baggage and we see in Decay how she longs human company while seeing that group of friends playing with the Oujia board; foreshadowing of Ashley bonding with the cult leader over this newfound spiritual connection.
>>562551667>Perhaps a future murder?I hope not
>>562552439>You literally, unironically failed the breakfast question.No, I understood the question. But I'm not required to engage with bad faith questions predicated on outright false assumptions. >The idea is, from Andrew's perspective, that is what it LOOKED likeIt LOOKED like Ashley putting on makeup. EVERYTHING that followed about Ashley doing this to woo Six Eyes and actually she's secretly into him and wants to fuck him and blah blah blah was ALL made up by Andrew. He doesn't get any sympathy for making up a scenario in which he's a victim just because, if the scenario was real, he'd actually be a victim
>>562552639>the /calg/ consensus for interpreting Andrew's character ever since Episode 1 is trolling
>>562552538>This general has slowly but surely made me agree with women on everythingthey said they literally want to be abused and raped
>>562552754Stupid>>562552769Also stupid
>>562549917>>562551136>>562552121>I hope Andrew DIES>pussyfooting FAGGOT>FAG FAG FAG>"screaming" in all capsSo emotional. These are the type of people we're talking to instead of putting a pacifier in their mouths.
>>562552228correct>>562552439incorrect>>562552546andrewfags coping
>>562552810If you ever actually read women's romance, you'd know that it's almost never rape because the woman is consenting
>>562552357Nta but you still don't see it lmao?>>562552538Well you weren't a man to begin with then :)
>>562552439Are you seriously saying Andrew genuinely believed she was about to fuck Six Eyes? Andrew doesn't believe that; Andrew thought her makeup looked like shit and wanted to control her.
>>562551136>What the fuck are we even talking about?Okay I'll just write what I think happens>Ashley likes Six Eyes because he's nice to her>Andrew knows this and feels jealous>Ashley or Six Eyes arranges what seems like a private meeting, maybe at his fancy office>Andrew knows this and feels even more jealous>Ashley innocently tries on the lipstick>Andrew starts a fight over it>Ashley reflexively digs in, as she does>Andrew can't bottle up the bad vibes anymore and has a massive melty, as he does
>>562552769There's an unwritten rule in /calg/ where there's a list of "accepted opinions and interpretations" and anything that deviates from the hivemind it's bait and trolling and rightwing kiwifarms sharty invasion or whatever. Sometimes this places has no right to talk shit about reddit when they get this obnoxious.
>>562552892It upsets me that you quoted the parts not in caps and added caps when I used caps in other parts of the post. And yes, I am emotional. I care deeply about this game
>>562552892>calling anyone emotional>with a andrew picironic
>>562553043>Are you seriously saying Andrew genuinely believed she was about to fuck Six Eyes?No, jesus christ this has to be a fucking bit how are you people this dumb? I am saying that the initial, base-level reaction of "I do not like this" resulting from seeing his woman put on makeup she would not otherwise wear right before meeting another man is understandable, even if his reaction to this was completely overblown by his paranoia. It is a normal male reaction, and the replies are all woman-brained "but that wasn't what was happening" because women are too stupid to understand perspective and confuse the audience's knowledge with that of the characters'
>>562553082>anything that deviates from the hivemind it's bait and trollingNice strawman, especially when the post I was replying to was accusing ME of trolling for expressing the consensus opinion.
This thread could use a hussy
>>562551136Andrew knew about the men of wo and their pity tactics already. He was just taking the eventual conclusion all the way to the end. Don't need to beat around the bush.
>>562553082Correct and that is a based practice. You see you would've been used to this if you were part of the closed community of slow /calg/ where we're all right about the CORRECT interpretation of Nemlei's message. But you niggas appear only at times like these where you can get people to reply. It is what it is, see you next update.
>>562553323>Nice strawman, especially when [the "strawman" in question]Uh, ok?
>>562553260>she would not otherwise wearAndrew didn't even like her makeup so he doesn't even give a shit about that part specifically. All of Andrew's actions get justified ad hoc if not after the fact because simply he acts on whatever lets him be a princess in the moment.
>>562551809holy shit, that's hot
>Andrew is overly jealous over other men around his sister-wifeWow what a surprise, it's not like back in chapter 1, when Ashley joked about getting pregnant from other men to get out of the apartment, Andrew freaked out in jealousy.
>>562552439Kill yourself
>>562553082Yeah, it honestly pisses me off. Because I'll make an argument, these faggots will call something bait, yet keep responding. If you think it's fucking bait, why are you replying? Turns out you don't think it's bait, you're just saying that because you can't refute my arguments>>562553454>if you were part of the closed community of slow /calg/I've been ITT since Chapter 1, faggot
>>562553107>emotional because care deeplyLiteral female words lol. What's next? We're pieces of shit and you're the empathetic ones?
>>562553536Anon you just completely sidestepped the crux of my point to say something completely irrelevant to the matter at hand. Fucking focus: Ashley was doing something with her appearance that she would otherwise never do to go meet another man whom we believe to have some sort of rapport with her, the thing with her appearance in question being the wearing of makeup, which one typically does to look more attractive, regardless of its actual outcome. Fucking. Focus. On. The. Point. Men do not like this at face value.
>>562552810No. The idea of an Andrew, who obviously likes Ashley, being so passionately into her that he loses control and impregnates her is hot. Him smearing her makeup with his hands just makes it even more sexy
>>562553492Don't be cheeky there, you were insinuating that there is a list of mandatory opinions. The natural reading is that you were accusing me of mandating opinions when I cited the "/calg/ consensus ever since Episode 1", when I was pointing out the absurdity of accusing mundane opinions of being trolling.
>>562553082There is admittedly a consensus here but it's just one guy who thinks everyone who disagrees with it is baiting.
>>562553454>"making the general unusable it's actually le hecking based tehee"Retard.
>>562553828>it's just one guyMeds.
>>562553782>that she would otherwise never do to go meet another manThis doesn't happen. This doesn't FUCKING happen. Go watch the goddamn devlog video again. Ashley is just putting on makeup to try it on. She is NOT doing it to go meet with Six Eyes
>>562546393Women fucking love toxic men. Every week at my job when I’m on shift with this girl all she does is bitch about her toxic ex boyfriend who also works there to the other girls, and another guy that works there that likes her and is nice to her she couldn’t give less of a fuck about. It’s like the shittier and rapier you are, the more women love you.
>>562553820>when I was pointing out the absurdity of accusing mundane opinions of being trolling.But that's the same thing i pointed at too. Why are we about to argue if we agree with each other? >>562553902Right back at (You).
>>562553905Anon, let me bring you back to another point: FROM ANDREW'S FUCKING PERSPECTIVE! He is not the audience, he didn't see the giant fucking text box of Ashley's inner-thoughts explaining her actions and EXACT motivations.
>>562553943Wrong. See >>562553816Women just want to be so desired by the men they love that they lose control. It’s obviously consensual and Ashley would like it
>get dinner>sit at computer>open /calg/>people are genuinely trying to argue cuckshit>because of a scene where ashley is complaining about her (woman shit) being lacking lately because of their situation>thinks they have money now so she should at least have (woman shit)>tried on lipstick on a whim for no other reason than to try it>didn't even like it>Andrew thinks she's getting dolled up for the old shitbag because of a misunderstanding>people imagining scenarios where it was some scheme by ashley>cucks projectingPeople predicted a wave of this shit the moment the video dropped. I unfortunately have to play devil's advocate and point out that the source of this lipstick is unknown and might be a gift from Six Eyes as part of his attempt to manipulate Ashley, but it fails to impress her. I unfortunately AGAIN have to play devil's advocate that this event is probably going to happen one way or another as an inciting incident to drive a schism between the siblings as Andrew pushes her away. But there is no cuck shit. NONE. Ashley is too Andrewbrained and autistic.
>>562553782If Andrew thinks his sister is such a whore why doesn't he just rape her
>>562553870Damn, I didn't know Andrew was black ops.
>>562554031>FROM ANDREW'S FUCKING PERSPECTIVE! I DON'T FUCKING CARE>He is not the audienceHE COULD FIND OUT EVERYTHING WE KNOW IF HE FUCKING ASKED HER! THAT'S THE POINTANDREW IS IN THE WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING! THERE IS NO REASON FOR HIM TO ASSUME THAT ASHLEY WAS EVER INTO SIX EYES BECAUSE SHE HAS NEVER SHOWN INTEREST IN ANY OTHER MAN EVEREVEN IF HE WAS SUSPICIOUS, HE COULD'VE FUCKING ASKED HER ABOUT IT
>>562554059>people imagining scenarios where it was some scheme by ashleyLiterally nobody is doing this
>>562553668>I've been ITT since Chapter 1, faggotI didn't call you a newfag, I said you're jot a regular. A devotee. A NEMLEIAN. I'm aware of a particular brand of fake fan pseudo-secondary that leaves the game for months on end and comes in here to preach about characters they didn't think about for a year.As Saint Anonymous of /calg/ has said>I've seen newfags you are Nemleian, and oldfags who are Inky.
>>562554151So you're trolling, then. You're being dumb on purpose. That's super funny.
>>562554165yeah someone did >>562552357
Imagine the visuals of what will go down in that bathroom. Hnnnnnnnnnng
>>562554151>HE COULD'VE FUCKING ASKEDThe only thing Andrew fears more than being right about his paranoia, is being wrong about his paranoia
>>562554257Fair enough.
>>562554059So there are still reasonable people on /calg/>get dinnerThat's where they went!
No one even pointed out or notice that it's the same bathroom from the motel... meaning they went back... to a potential murder site...
>>562554182>muh no true ScotsmanI've been in every thread since Chapter 1. Wow, turns out there are people who have been here just as long as you with different opinions. We're not all from off site>>562554245>Because I'll make an argument, these faggots will call something bait, yet keep responding. If you think it's fucking bait, why are you replying? Turns out you don't think it's bait, you're just saying that because you can't refute my argumentsObviously you're looking for an off ramp to not admit you're wrong. So yeah, sure, me and my 99 proxies are trolling you. Fucking faggot
what the fuck is going on in this thread
Keep in mind that Andrew for a year or two dated and fucked Julia, knowing how important Ashley saw him, and rejected Ashley's advances back then, so any moral highground that Andrew has to complain about imaging his sister-wife being with another man, is non existent
>>562553782Ashley is doing something with her appearance which Andrew himself doesn't even consider impressive, but he knows will make it easier to get information from the cult without having to resort to prostituting his sisterAndrew then concludes that Ashley is prostituting herself.
>>562553870Yes. /calg/ is for CORRECT and REAL fans only. It should be unusuble for everybody else.>true scotsm-I am a true Scotsman.
>>562554574You're literally just making shit up
>>562553345more like bundassy
>>562554586Anon knows ball, one responds to bait with, "lol. lmao." not a serious response.
Nemlei is probably twiddling her little blue cat pussy at the amount of chaos and mayhem she's unleased on this thread
>>562554543TRUE Scotsman (me) OBLITERATING the Libs (everybody else)
>>562554151>HE COULD FIND OUT EVERYTHING WE KNOW IF HE FUCKING ASKED HER!But there would be no plot if Andrew actually stopped being gay about his life! >>562554586/calg/ it's only one person and I AM THAT person. The buck stop here pal, play nice or else!
Foidies and moidlemen could you please SHUT THE FUCK UP, you're ruining my inspirational post from earlier: >>562546778
>>562554748Poor kit9 sitting at the computer not allowed to get but a crumb of pussycat until the game is fully released.
>>562554572>high moralground bla blaAndrew acted on pure male instinct, he's not saying "I'm right here are my arguments!!" There doesn't need to be any rationale behind this is not fucking debate club.
>>562554652My racial kinship with Nemlei tells me that Andrew and Ashley are attempting to infiltrate the cult. When Episode 4/3B comes out, you will know that I was right.
>>562554572Exactlyyyyy. Andrew is the definition of a whore
>>562554103I am a proud Doug scholar since day one when we called him Phillip
>>562554998You are correct.
>>562555023But does he have any other hussies or is it just Julia?
>>562554734Well, I am after all, part of the exclusive Slow /calg/gers Yacht Club™. I learnt my shit over the threads.>>562554748I'm doing that too.
>>562554059It's bizarre. It's like a portal into late 2010s 4chan. Cuck this, cuck that.I miss slow /calg/.
>>562554572>andrew is a hypocrite faggotA day that ends in Y
>>562554828>choker
>>562555130Does it matter? He should only be with Ashley.
>>562554998>Andrew acted on pure male instinctandrew is a cum eating sissy
>>562554998>Andrew acted on pure male instinct, >There doesn't need to be any rationale behind this 30 minutes from now, these same men will be boasting about their superior rationality and decrying women for being emotionalKill ALL men, starting with Andrew
>>562555006My racial kinship with both you and Nemlei tels me you are a fucking faggot
>>562555323>Does it matter?Kinda. It's bad enough that he cheated on Ashley with Julia. If he was cheating on Julia on top of that he might not even be capable of loyalty.
>>562554572>Keep in mind that Andrew for a year or two dated and fucked Julia, knowing how important Ashley saw himAshley it's going to cuck the shit out of Andrew for this, but Ashleyfags will lose on this case because if the Andy ending is not enough to hammer home that Ashley it's a demon at her core (literally, like she's actually a demon on a human vessel) then this will do: Reducing Andrew's brain to mush with the trinket powers and breaking his remaining free will while he sees the entire cult railing Ashley being his last memory of ever being conscious on earth, all for fun of course. The icing on the cake it's Ashley immediately regretting it afterwards and having a complete fucking breakdown while Andrew spastic carcass is lying on the floor.
>>562555589cool b8
>>562555242>I miss slow /calg/.fuck that, slow /calg/ is just a off topic blogposting festI miss early /calg/
>>562554832>Foidies and moidlemenHilarious but the correct phrase is "brothers and sisters">>562554874No way, Nemlei crushes his cock everyday.
>>562555691Insane coping.
DISENGAGE
>>562555589>andrew dindunuffin in 2026
>>562555523If there were other girls we would have seen them in Lord Unknown's vision quest.
>This thread
>>562555770>tfw no engrish speaking finnwife
>>562555483Aww, don't be so SENSITIVE and EMOTIONAL Anonshley... I know men are supposed to be BETTER but everything has a time and place. Why not going for some ice cream huh? Would that make you FEEL better? Or I can eat you out if you like?
>>562554059why it's so hard for women to not cuck peoplejust walk away, tell them to fuck off, why lie like this
>this thread
>>562556148women are retarded and evil by nature
>>562555515Oooooh civil war!!>>562555589>unironic use of "Ashleyfag"Been a long long time since I've seen b8 with this in it b0ss... I'm getting old.
>>562556298Niggas come into this thread after an update for the sole purpose of shitting it up, because they have a gay autistic grudge
>>562555924OUR HEROES™ dindu nuffin. Every other "person" deserved everything.>>562556148One last feeling of petty power over the man before leaving
>>562556356he's a retard but you're just another autistic retard who thinks you're being gangstalked
>>562556527Says the tourist, k bud see you next update when you get bored again
DISENGAGEDISENGAGE
>>562556598>touristi'm here since before you found out about this game on reddit during the chapter 2 drama
>>562556672Whatever you say buddy, I sure do believe you
I'm tired boss
>>562554059>Ashley is too Andrewbrained and autistic.Ashley it's more Andybrained than anything. Im honestly hoping that we have some Ashley equivalent of that LU mind trip that Andrew underwent in Decay, but it's Ashley chasing Andy instead and relentlessly raping him into submission as a form of catharsis. It's also in contrast of how much Andrew hates Leyley and murders her, but Ashley miss this kid she used to look up to so much.
>>562556203>skeletonI wish the thread was dead, and slow.Let's change topics. I've always liked skeletons and Halloween themed stuff and I think Nemlei makes those very well. That's it. Thanks for reading my change of topics.
>>562556701Kill yourself>>562556738>but it's Ashley chasing Andy instead and relentlessly raping him into submission as a form of catharsisAshley isnt into sex, the true pervert is Andrew
>>562556838>Kill yourselfhmm, no
>>562550659This is a great mimicking of Nemlei's style
>>562556738>I hope my fetish becomes a plot pointIf you want a shota rape porn game I'm sure there is one out there.
Why does one not simply kill six eyes
>>562556984Uh, murder is illegal??
>>562556969How is this my fetish? This game has incest, cannibalism, "ryona" or whatever, femdom, and whatnot and they're all byproduct of the story this is telling, not ends in themselves. Why are you projecting?
>>562556984Oh he will die. Noone who comes across our heroes and doesn't kill them lives a long happy life afterwards. Well, maybe Friend B. And Julia. And many others. But you know what I mean.
>>562556984Erm, that's problematic! Coffinland have social democracy, remember?
Hair clippings are cute
>>562556984I'm sure he will die lmaoNOBODY has ever crossed paths with Our Heroes and been better off for it. Also he seems determined to annoy Lord Unknown by blowinf up his inbox which seems like it'll end badly.
>>562557375>Posting bait this blatant Jesus...
>>562556984Because it would be incest. Wait that was something else, shit.
>>562557420>NOBODY has ever crossed paths with Our Heroes and been better off for it.JuliaGODS and Friend-BSchoolars want to have a word with ya'
Sex. With sisters.
>>562554057Nah they love the toxicity, all women do. This chick at my job I only mention since this dude is the only thing she talks about it. She thought she was pregnant and he didn’t even answer the phone that week, he didn’t know about the scare yet she obsesses over him. I’ve been single for two years unfortunately so I barely remember what the touch of a woman feels like these days.
>>562557468Did you mean to call Ashley's hair clippings bait?She's about to cry...
>>562557656I'll give you Friend B.
Ashley is fucking the surgeon.
>>562557375>>562557846I just realized I've said "clipping" instead of "hair clips"... Anyone who wants to watch me livestream me meeting my heroes is welcome.
>>562555242>I miss slow /calg/.
>>562557864Are you saying Julia isnt better off away from fagdrew?
>>562547030>>Fucked up Englishdon't make me tap the sign
>>562546332
>>562558163You must be the new guy. Or Jane? Either way, how do you find the sloppy seconds?
>same old ESL brown copeDon't make me tap the sign
>>562558420>Either way, how do you find the sloppy seconds?Ask Ashley
>>562558163Speedreader-kun...
>>562558296>renee retardedTRUE
>>562558280>don't make me tap the signor what, you'll make another failed thread?
>>562558704ugly
>>562558685That's what hussie love does to you brain
>>562558163In anons post he said people who crossed their paths, not after the fact compared to during. Friend B suffered no consequences while near them and then got married with a kid. He literally won.Julia crossed paths with the siblings and came out far worse.
>>562558296>lmao incest sexHahaHhahA good one man!
>>562558296>Julia ass looks cultureSo true
>>562558145Andrea mod when
>same old schizo strawmanning There's no sign to tap Douglas, only meds
>>562558296>Julia assYES SIR!
>>562558296>gender relationship somehow assholeThat's what I'm saying! Somehow, we're the assholes...
>>562557706>thought she was pregnantHussy
>>562558296I'm Renee's top guy
>>562548529Ashley's shithole is so powerful it can bend steel beams!
>>562558296>gave gtfo later nah kidsFUCK THEM KIDS
>>562558296>virgin war>bitch nightIt's aware of our Incel VS Femcel epic battle as well??
>>562557706>Nah they love the toxicity, all women doi think i will give up on real women
>>562559565>Incel VS Femcel epic battleWho's winning?
>>562559565Incels won that battle btw
>>562558296>Love, life. Probably next discuss jewsMy new motto.
>>562559663incels obviously
>>562558145I made that original bit with the cultists and this is fair use.
>>562558604Kill yourself
>>562559663My side, obviously.
>>562559565the femcel cause she posted tits and they were nice and she was actually white
>>562559838why are you so mad?
>>562559825thank you for your cervix
>>562558604>ESL brown copeESL gameESL fanbaseESL generaldont forget that half of 4chan userbase are non-angloids, so you dont have any right to complain about bad english if your functional literacy isnt perfect either
>>562559663
>>562558296>many saying siblings become fetish, parents suckThis is getting ridiculous
>>562559959okay bucko whatever you say, try making a thread and watch it die again
>>562559893Everyone in this thread is constantly on the verge of fucking EXPLOSION anon, please understand.
>>562560045>poopdickschizo having a melty again
>>562559663Skub is winning
>>562560182>nigga so mad he's reverted to babytalk
>>562559959I said brown specifically, because Nemlei is an ESL with very good English>inb4 screenshot of grammar error/typoErrors that a native speaker may have very well made, still made an hours long game entirely in a foreign language. Not like (You) in any way.
Please stop fighting !
>>562560228>>mUh nuggug sO mEds hE'snt rEverTed tO baBytAlk
>>562560374SHUT THE FUCK UP JULIA
>>562560056>states opinion>"I don't agree">"RRAAAAAAAHHHHH"
>>562560331>Nemlei>very good English
>>562560331>>"inb4 evidence of my crap not making sense doesn't count"Delusional.
>>562560518Lol you didn't come up with a screenshot because he already called you out
>>562560490SHUT THE FUCK ASHLEY
>>562553943I just wanted to be completely honest and love women but if i dont force myself to pretend i dont care about them and treat them like trash they will cuck me
Shut the fuck up Andr- wait that isn't right..?
Not engaging just when it got a little slow. Post cute NOW
Please stop fighting.
>>562560830
>>562560331>>mUh erRros tHat mUh naHtev sPeaKah mAY huV' wEhry WeHr mAte', sTall mAdeuh aN huRs lUnng gay enTiReley iN mUh fOreIgn lAngUage. NOt LiKeh U iN aNy wAy.
>>562560864SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUGLAS
Fuck, I need Ashley so badly I can't stand it!
>>562560946Bro is SO mad
>>562560673>SHUT THE FUCKDon't worry Anondrew >>562560769, we all have brain tumors here.
>>562560830The cutest coming through!!!
>>562560951Honey, please settle down...
Jane?
>>562561070AAAAAAAA CUUUUUUUUUUTE
>>562560830This is just like the old days when we used to go on counter-crusades against the armies of b8. Such nostalgia... Post cute indeed.
>>562560331>because Nemlei is an ESL with very good English
>>562561158Normally this would warrant Douglas saying SHUT THE FUCK UP MOTHER or something but the guy is such a saint he only has less than a handful of facial expressions.
>>562561158SHUT THE FUCK UP KUSOBABA
>>562561276>counter-crusadesAshlahu Akbar we will conquer Anjerusalem inshaallah
>>562561474How many times have I told you to speak english? This isn't one of your "annie mays"
Nemlei is great. Nemlei is merciful. Praise be to Nemlei. Death to my enemies. Ashlahu Ackbar!
Why does Andrew love cooking so much?
>>562561474The what now...
Bet sex with Ashley after she's free from her issues would be out of this world! Probably even with her issues
>>562561884He loves it so much he became a Sufi ascetic because of it
>>562562059She can't be fixed
>>562561885She's been watching those Chinese cartoons.>>562561789Who are the Annie May's?
>>562562187>Andrew two seconds after the bartender stops him as he follows after her and says "Hey man--"
>>562562530Sometimes sistussy makes a brotherman act straightup unwise to a certain particular extent on occasion for real not gonna lie.
>>562561789SHUT UP ONII-CHAN!
>>562561884His Maker (pbuh) is a really good cook >>562547683. Let Her cook, as the kids say.
>>562562253There's nothing to fix, Ashley is literally perfect
>>562562253>>562562924>She can't be fixed>There's nothing to fix, Ashley is literally perfectI don't want to fix her, I want to make her WORSE!
>>562563373Anon, I hate to break it to you, but Ashley is going to love her inbred children.
>AW MAN! I JUST GOT MY TRINKET POWERS ANDY, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!>DEMON THINGY, REMOVE ANDREW'S LIMBS AND MAKE HIM LEYLEY'S NUGGET BABY!>TEHEHE! TWO MORE TRINKET CHARGES TO GO!>DEMON! SHRINK HIM DOWN WHILE RETAINING HIS COCK AND BUTTHOLE SIZE SO MY GUN BARREL CAN FIT INSIDE ANDREW FORESKIN AND SPHINCTER!>HEHEHEH! IF YOU SAW YOURSELF ANDY, ALL SILLY LOOKING LIKE THAT!>ALRIGHT DEMON, NOW OPEN A PORTAL INSIDE ANDREW BUTTHOLE THAT LET ME ACCESS TO HIS MIND TROUGHT THE MENTAL PLANE, SO I CAN MASTURBATE MY BROTHER AND SUCK DRY HIS BUTTHOLE WHILE I CHASE HIS PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION INSIDE HIS PSYCHE AND DO THIS TO HIM OVER AND OVER AGAIN FOR 12 HOURS STRAIGHT INSIDE INFINITE PLANES OF REALITY AND ENGANGING IN ALL HIS SENSES, TORTURING HIS CONCIUSSNES INDEFINITELY, AND THEN WHEN HE'S ALL TIRED AND BEGGING TO DIE I LET HIM INSIDE MY MIND INSTEAD AND WE SPEND OTHER 12 HOURS TORTURING HIM THERE TOO! AND IT NEVER ENDS, AND NOBODY CAN SAVE HIM! ALRIGHT! AND I CAN ONLY USE HIS SHIT AND CUM AS FACIAL COSMETICS! HEHEHE THIS IS SO FUNNY ANDY! OH, AND PUT MOM SOUL INSIDE A LIVING SHRIMP SO I CAN EAT HER ALIVE THIS TIME!>YAY! THIS EPISODE IT'S TITLED, ANDY AND LEYLEY GO TO SUBWAY TOWN!>WOW ANDREW, NOW I KNOW WHY THAT SUMMER JOB DID A TRICK ON YOU>OH MAN ITS WARM IN HERE! AND WET! YOURE SO VIRILE ANDY! THE SMEGMA IS LIKE EXPIRED TOXI SODA CHERRY POP>MHMM, THIS FEELS SO GOOD, BEING A SOULESS SELFISH DEMON! IMAGINE HOW MY DAD TORTURED WANDERING SPIRIT MAY BE FEELING AT THIS MOMENT. HES PROBABLY EXPERIENCING EVERLASTING HELLFIRE AND REGRET OVER ALL HIS DECISIONS AND NOT EVEN DEATH COULD GRANT HIM ANY REST, AS HIS MEMORIES WILL HAUNT HIM FOREVER AS LONG AS HE EXIST IN SOME SPIRITUAL SENSE, NOT REALISING I WISHED THIS UPON THEM AND THEN MADE THEIR FAGGOT SON MY MAGGOT SLAVE!>WHAT THE? 12 HOURS ALREADY??? TIME FOR A TRINKET CHARGE>ANDY ANDY ANDY, AREN'T YOU HAPPY ANDY? YOU MAKE ME THE LUCKIEST SISTER IN THE WORLD>IS THAT… A LITTLE NUGGET OF ANDY SHIT? HAHAHAHA EEEEWW AHAHAHAHA
ok
>>562563373they're going to be a happy family
>>562563373>He doesn't know Ashley not Leyley will love her inbred children>>562563448
>>562563754One might say he lacks the knowledge
New content always did rile up the mexicans
You just gotta get in missionary, hold the top of your sister's head, and start blasting the bottom. That way, her whole body knows who's boss from the sheer convulsion.
>>562563837Breeding Ashley would be the happiest feeling. Bet her swollen belly would be the cutest and the ripe scent of a pregnant woman would be pure bliss.
>>562564137>always did rile up
>>562564290She's smiling so that's a good sign
>>562563625Nu-uh
>>562563837>reproduction prohibited
>>562564175Splendid lecture anon. Her internal organs feel the fucking, it's like an earthquake in her pussy. A sisterquake, if you will.
>>562564528
>>562564274There's nothing wrong with that one.
>>562564274Anon that's proper English
>>562564274Oh how the outer gets outed
>>562564918I'm the one who normally posts that, he's just badly imitating me. Probably on purpose because he gets severely asshurt when somebody connects his poor English with the sudden upsurge in terrible posts.
>>562564552Agreed, that's how its done! Now the question is, attack the anus or the vagina?
>>562564853WHO THE FUCK IS LILI
>>562550820>>562565026Off-topic and might be borderline schizo but I have to ask Drunkanon?
>>562565319You're right on one count.
>>562560635?
Is this the worst thread in /calg/ history?
>>562566074Not even close, this doesn't even crack the top 10.
>>562565070God has decreed in his book>Women are a tilth for you, so come to your tilth how you will.So that is the believer's choice God-willing
How can you be pro incest when it was a non-incestuous relationship that spawned Andrew and Ashley?
>>562566074Lol no, you haven't seen shit if you think this is bad. But let's not remind oldfags of their trauma.
>>562566428I'm not pro incest, I do it for free. Also, I don't support incest at large, I think brothers and sisters should be able to freely fuck and marry if they both want to.
>>562566428Douglas and Renee are cousins (could be as distant as 13th or 14th but still) WE ARE ALL RELATED
>>562566580one racethe human race
>>562566074this thread isnt 2 discord trannies ERPing/having drama nonstop so no, not even close
>>562566845>2Your naivety is heartwarming
>>562566428How else are you going to start a fire without an already existing fire?
>>562566928i dont know how many i just remember these threads were slow as fuck and this cancer was most of it so i quit and only show up when there's updates
>>562566553This, there's no meaning if everyone fucks their siblings. The pain, strife and stigma that siblings go through when they really love each other is what makes it so good.
>>562567031>so i quit and only show up when there's updatescasual
>>562566482>"Decided to make my greentext into a full story. ShotAndy fucking his mom and sister."I can still hear it echoing inside my head... Sometimes I have nightmares about him baking the new thread, with a hyperfag image. Hearing shota makes me tremble. And even though I know he is gone, I still fear mentioning him by name, in case of rousing him again. Unusable threads, millions of abhorrent edits, godless hours. Months upon months which Nemlei abandoned. Never again...
>>562566482ToT, based
>>562566428I am pro-true-love, which is divinely incestuous. Douglas and Renee are siblings in spirit. Why do you think they look so much alike?
>>562567540I envy those ignorant to that hellish time. I genuinely wish no malice upon any human being, but that nigga needed to be fucking jailed for his and everyone else's wellbeing.
>>562563448She aborts them
>>562567540
>>562567487>>562567540This. Anyone saying that the threads are awful now needs to lurk for 10,000 years. I will never forget the horrors of Rumfaggot and The Other Guy
>>562567540What's that?
>>562566639Incest will end racism!
>>562567459>it's good because it's le tabooVade retro, heretic
>>562548237The normal guy response would be to not even notice but Nemlei can't imagine such things.
Ah, the "try to restart the argument" play. Classic.
>>562568052What argument?
>>562561474brat leyley > ashleyandrew is a fag
>>562567910I'm going to say something extremely controversial: I think the taboo makes it more compelling from a narrative perspective. I'm sure it also makes the sex much better.
>>562567487>>562567540Boo.
>>562566248You know for a teenage girl who just got pussy torn asunder, she's looking really photogenic here. Kudos.
>>562548237I think, maybe, this image from the devlog is him after a floozy at a party tried to make moves on him and gave him a complex about women who wear lipstick.
>>562568389
>>562564274>>562558280
>>562568389Anon, I don't feel so good...
>>562568389God I really genuinely with all my heart hope he killed himself
>"Anders... it's alright... it wasn't your fault..."
>>562568389Jesus fucking Christ Nemlei almighty
>>562568402maybe it was a c-sectionalso sauce?
>>562569062>"I know, dad... I... I-I just wish... I could've at least saved them..."
>>562568389Honestly, at this point I can jerk off to it because it's not coming alongside several hours of ERP
>>562568389What's the context behind this?
I love this broody bitch like you wouldn't believe!
>>562568389thank you for ruining my saturday night, faggot
>>562569358Remain ignorant, for your own sanity.
>>562567832At least the Rumfag went and founded himself a church of troons on discord and they all migrated to there. So at least picrel is a funny story when you remember it.The shotafag wasn't even accepted there so he infested our beautiful home with his hours upon hours of ERP'ing with HIMSELF lmao. I had never seen anything like it. No job, nothing else to do all day, just every waking hour spent with making dogshit edits of a game he never played and ERP'ing with his Russian onii girlfriend that appeared in the threads with him and dissappeared when he went away.He taught me a lot about the Balkans, like how it should all be nuked for example.
>>562568389of all other disturbing edits i've seen here, i'm forced to admit this one caught me in a surprise in the worst way possible
>>562569612Can't be any more disturbing than what Nemlei has written in her games, r-right?
>>562569649Discord was a mistake.
>>562568389i need context i'm new here
>>562569358Sometime between Chapter 2 and Chapter 3, these threads got largely taken over by "the shotafaggot". Whether this was two people or one person on two devices, we leave up to the historians to debate. However, this person would go back and forth for hours and hours ERPing. At first, it was about Andy, but it steadily grew into pretty much every shota from anime and vidya. He was also into hyper and would gen AI hyper images. Just hours and hours of that shit for months. It was so awfulIt was so bad that people wouldn't even post Andy outside of when he was ITT, which really sucked. But eventually, he got banned and fucked off to /trash/ (not even a pejorative, he admitted to hanging out there)That's all history now. I do wonder if he still comes around here (same with the "I want to watch Ashley whore herself to old men for money" guy). I kinda wonder how one can be in a thread for months and then NOT come back when there's an update. But whatever, it's all best forgotten>>562569649Oh yeah, I forgot about the AO3 fics. Still though, I'll never stop hating Rumfaggot. Those threads were unusable in a totally different wayI'll say now that I'm one of the anons who bristles when others say the threads are shit these days. Nobody who made it through the Chapter 2-3A wait would think these threads are half as bad as those times
>>562548529mine doesn't, she's constipated all the time
>>562570212thanks for the lore dumpthat sounds like hell
>>562570436Should be a good brother and help her by widening her sphincter using your cock so she can pass it better.
>>562569445Don't be so mad shotakun-Okay I swear this is the last one. Finding these images were very easy because how the fag always used the same phrases, but God seeing those threads was awful. We have it good these day folks, praise be to Nemlei we have it good...
>>562570587Yeah, it fucking blew. But it's really all history now, which is for the best. I'm a little surprised that the spoilered image (which I didn't post) got so many replies. I didn't think there were so many old timers still here. Just in time too, because Andy is a little cutie patootie and I wish I could've been his older brother.
>>562570212Definitely one person. Historians know this.
>>562570212Honestly that sounds worse than the annoying hagcest posters that try to push Renee cucking Ashley art
>>562570212>>562571046Historians dispute the use of the word "person."
>>562571230I have bad news for you then
>>562571230Yeah, it was. It was way, WAY fucking worse. It's why I sperg out a little when people say that the threads are under "constant occupation" and whatnot. Things are so much better now than they used to be. These threads used to be rendered unusable DAILY for HOURS. The threads are great now. Even when we get bait, it's for a few hours every few days at most. It's nowhere near as bad as it used to be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gsWt7ey6bo
>>562568402Well it was her 2nd time so she'd gotten used to how it would feel
>>562567852>>562569358>>562570047>>562570212He was whatever the fuck you didn't want him to be. He was a shotafag, he was a haggot, he was a juliafag, he was a cuckposter, he was a bbc spammer, he was a hyperfag, he was literally just straight up gay. He was everything that would rile you up. He was a walking "trolling outside of /b/" yet nobody reported him. One revolutionary anon started a continuous reporting campaign which was the start of his demise because he would instantly get banned, but even that worked hardly. He was last confirmably seen after the Episode 3 drop posting slop images of Mrs Graves, but hasn't been present since. Curses be upon his soul and piss upon his grave. Amen.
>>562571879>You already gave birth to someone else before me?? You whore!!
>>562572115Lovable fart cloud
>>562572143Our hero
>>562571230Given his focus, he did post a lot of Renee and Andrew "art", and I'd wager it's at least part of why haggots are so disliked here. I still try not to admit I'm an oneefag here because of him
>>562572238>I still try not to admit I'm an oneefag here because of himIt's okay, you can come out of the closet. It's current year. AshleyxAndy stuff gets posted here from time to time and it never gets even a cursory look because I think most people have forgotten. And for those who remember, I believe it's our duty to let the future forget.
>>562571941Found the first post of the legend who suggested the "anchor posts". If you're still here, I salute you my brother in Nemlei!It's really surreal to see. It's one of the few legendary instances of all of /calg/ uniting in opinion for solving a common issue, at the end of the thread, and in the next thread it is implemented and the faggot gets obliterated by sheer will of the people. Ashlayam Lincoln would be proud. Hail /calg/.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPzhNzqt9LA
>>562572362Noone come out of the closet! I'm still traumatized and my reflexes aren't gone!!>>562572238AAAHH AGHHH FUCK YOU NIGGER I'M GOING TO KILL YOU GET OUT
>>562572529That fucking sister ASS
>>562572143S O O NOON
>>562572669Julia shaves because she is a dainty lady, Ashley doesn't because she is a hikkiNEET
>>562572529First time seeing this guy drawing with this much detail>>562572539ANON calm down CALM DOWN it's okay, it's okay. It's NOT him, he can't hurt you now, calm down...
I guess Ashley turned out to be the disappointment
>>562572886Doug needs to be drawn with a fatter ass
>>562572793I HATE YOU! You took everything from me!! I remember EVERYTHING!..
Andrew loves Ashley so much
>>562572976There there anon... It's okay, you're safe. You can let go of your defenses now. It's alright.
No homo, but imagine the noises Thiu makes as you slide his panties aside and insert your throbbing erect member into his boyhole
>>562573150ooc
>>562573292stop making monkey noises
>>562573339>1644x2130what the fuck
>>562573292It's an edited manga panel
>>562573474>not making your images whatever resolution you want them to be
>>562573339>sister's are so annoying wah shut up bitch lick armpit.jpg
>>562573570That reminds me, I meant to edit this to be Ashley and Julia YEARS ago when Andrew being gay was a more common joke ITT, but I never got around to it
>>562573128Anon please! I can only fap so many times a day before it gets sore!
>>562573709>wasStill is
Armpit time?
>>562568402Teenee is underrated
>>562573747Homodrew isn't as popular as it used to be. Homoposting has largely shifted to Thiu and Julian
>>562573474>>562573687Can you guys not snoop around my filenames please it's creepy
>>562574039It's just because Andrew being a faggot became common sense
>>562573709Yeah don't
>>562574172Andrewcoin is in freefall. Only the Yaoi end can save us
>>>/lgbt/
>>562574309nemlei should unironically do it as a joke ending we all know shes a fujo
i want to sex up ashley and andrew at the same time preferably
>>562573858YES! What does Ashley's hair, pits, thighs, feet, cunt and sphincter smell like in that order?
>>562574546Ashley's parallel to Andrew freaking out over her and Douchebag will be Ashley wondering if Andrew is gay (and also freaking out over him with Douchebag)
I wish "gay outside of /lgbt/ was a thing"
>>562575051Then half of nemlei games wouldn't be able to be discussed
>>562575103Then just gaypost about the already gay games of Nemlei, instead of bastardizing the non-gay characters of Hers (pbuh). It's no different from haggotry or other forms of heresy otherwise inshaallah.
i wonder how doug and renee meti wouldnt mind a prequel about them from when they met to maybe when ashley was born after the game is completedalso i saw a pic of andrew holding his mom's preggo belly and cutting to him fucking ashley lol
So did she have adhd or something?
>>562575465She was probably DAMAGED like Andrew and Doug was the only one that treated her nicely
>>562575051But these threads wouldn't be the same without you
>>562575051fujo developer
>>562576201kek Andrew being a CHAD
She's wife shaped
>>562576018incest developer*
>>562576927Reminder that we got our first glimpse into Andrew's green hearts appearing this update (when they have seks in the new SnS vision)
>>562576920Fujo incest...
>>562577065Has been tried and failed miserably in Divilethion
>>562577063Hope we'll see them in the true end where they get married.
>>562572793I like this cg>Andrew looks directly at the camera about to shit himself>Worried for no reason, makes sure to look as sus as possible>Ashley hangs off his arm eating a sandwich he hasn't paid for yet>Acts natural, contented expression, zero fucks given
>>562577186>failed miserablyThe oldest Nemleiverse fanart I know of is this Divlethion piece from like 2020. There is a Divlethion truther out there somewhere
>>562577445Mogged by the REAL incest couple regardless
Remember this? Nostalgia....
>>562577905I voted delay.
>>562577905Is that an overlay on a mirrored version of this? Or at least an early draft of it?
>>562576201
>>562558296>live gay raping
>>562566845>2It was just one Serbian paedophile ERPing with himself for 100 posts in a row each thread
>>562578583>100That dude would spend 12 hours straight posting
Just be like me, /calg/: completely unremarkable
>>562578981*furiously rapes her against the sink*
>>562577297>eating a sandwich he hasn't paid for yetDo people really?
didn't realize ashley was a pawg
>Ashley… what doth life? Doth it life us? Or doth we life it? Like, are we just fleshy blips in some cosmic soup, or is it vice-reversa? Vice-reversa? That's when you reverse the vice… like unscrewing pain from the socket of existence.>Andrew, you're doing it again. You're conundrummering all over the place. Life isn't a soup. It's a stew. A stew of meaningless oblivion with chunks of destiny floating like sad carrots. And you're the spoon that keeps stirring up trouble.>Trouble? Trouble is just love wearing a scary mask! I once stared into the abyss and the abyss stared back… and then it asked for my number. I gave it yours. You're welcome.>You gave the abyss my number? That's low, even for you. The abyss called me at 3 AM asking if I wanted to "transcend together." I had to block the void. Now the phone has a hole in it where enlightenment used to leak out.>Enlightenment isn't something you leak, Ashley. It's something you weaponize. Like a gun made of pure intention. Pew pew! I shoot wisdom at people and they explode into better versions of themselves. Or sometimes just explode. Same difference>Wisdom? You mean like when you "helped" Mom by teaching her a Navaho rain dance to fix the leaky faucet? Now the kitchen floods every time someone says "tears." And ducks show up. Tear ducks. They're everywhere. Quacking about their tragic backstories.>Exactly! That's the beauty of it. Pain hurts, Ashley. But to understand pain you must first understand pain. And then punch pain in the face until pain apologizes and buys you a smoothie. A smoothie of forgiveness. With extra whey protein for the soul.>You're impossible! You're like a walking paradox wrapped in a riddle dipped in pretentious nonsense!>And you're the sister who thinks she's above it all… but deep down you're just jealous because my nonsense has levels. Levels upon levels. Like a fractal of bullshit. Infinite bullshit. You're welcome for the infinity.
>>562568887I remember the last time he showed up was during the absolute slowest period of slow /calg/ in 2025. He had been absent for a year, so the sudden injection of back-to-back paedophile ERP at a time when /calg/ was getting 1 post an hour destroyed whatever plausible deniability his samefagging had, and /calg/ was so dead that no one was even online to get ragebaited. He quickly got bored and linked his /trash/ thread before fucking off lol.
>>562572374>If you're still here, I salute you my brother in Nemlei!Thank you, I've been proudly /calg/ing since Day 1 and will keep on /calg/ing for the foreseeable sisture.
My sister might be dog-level retarded and I'm worried about her
>>562581001Uh, anon, sisters are cutest when they're retarded.
>>562581001explain
Here is a thought experiment.Scenario A: Reverse the genders of Andrew and AshleyScenario B: Both are malesScenario C: Both are femalesHow does the story change?
>>562581852Doesn't matter, I will still masturbate to the game
>>562581065Cute is one thing, but I do worry about how she's going to take care of herself when I'm not around>just always be aroundShe doesn't want me around >>562581246My mom moved a chair to a new location that blocks a walkway to the front door. When I asked her about it, she said that she did that on purpose because my sister had been dirtying the carpet when she gets home from work. My sister would keep her shoes on and walk over the carpet to get to the stairs (where she'd take her shoes off). So my mom blocked the walkway so that my sister would get into the habit of using the other (longer) path to the door that didn't go over the carpet. My mom said that she told my sister to just not walk on the carpet (or take her shoes off) but that didn't work.It's just... isn't this how one trains a dog? Admittedly, I've never owned one. But putting up a physical barrier to change a subjects behavior is how animals are trained. The worst part is, I didn't question my mother's methods. I immediately believed her that this is the best way to get my sister to stop walking on the carpet. I'm just a little worried that my sister is actually dumb in a concerning way
So they've been doing a lot of work behind the scenes. We've had them doing something everyday, which is unusual. Maybe a release is soone4 than expected? Either way, I'd say try to keep track. If it goes back to extended periods of nothing I'll just forget it for a few months.
>>562582051>She doesn't want me aroundHave you tried impregnating her?
Sometimes whenever I get a bottle of scotch I like to inagurate the bottle by doing a shot with my sister
Some of you have committed crimes against Delphism. I'm afraid Anon 7 and 11 must be... terminated
>>562582415>Maybe a release is soone4 than expected?The last devlog at least felt to me like there'd be a release within a few months>>562582498I wish she'd let me
>>562583358>I wish she'd let meJust make the decision for the both of you.
>>562585394
milfley my beloved
My new apartment is comfy
>>562585682most sovereign european
>>562582763My imouto will occasionally try the stuff I drink, I think mostly because I drink it, but on almost every occasion she makes a face like she took a bite of straight lemon.>>562585756The only issue I have with that apartment picture is that you don't truly "own" an apartment, but there's something deeply satisfying about making the most out of such a small space and the view of the snowy cityscape is absolutely spectacular.
>>562585682>Stalanist era brutalist hellscape>"comfy"Do russoniggers really?
>>562585504That's what siblings are for
>>562585682thank god i was born and live in a mediterranean climate, eastern europe is the stuff of nightmares
>>562586279>mediterranean climateBrown
>>562581001Maybe she is a doghttps://x.com/i/status/2040152779591729185
>>562586676>doesn't know southern Australia and California have Mediterranean climates tooDo you and Ashley have the same level of education?
>>562586878Ashley is actually smart though.
>>562586742what the dog doin...
Why do people say the mom mod has cuckshit in it? What happens in it? I didn't play it.
>>562587607Then don't bring it up
>>562587607use your brain for half a second
This is a canon only general.
>>562587607>Nemlei's intended relationship is between Andrew and Ashley>Mod's intended relationship is between Andrew and Renee>The mod cucks Nemlei's vision by changing the intended relationship (and wildly changing the personalities of the characters)I doubt you were posting in good faith, but just in case you were I gave my best explanation
>>562587914That's completely different from what I heard, I saw people say Andrew gets cucked by Renee in that mod.
>Loading stale bait 3/5...
>>562588171Everyone get cucked in Coffin to some extent.
>>562576761>pictured: Jane using a meme on Julia
>>562588362Cute fart cloud
Shroomley and shroomdrew!
>>562588618Cute!
>>562577063Wasn't the first glimpse in the cliffhanger wedding cade with Ashley once it fades to dark?
>>562588674Wasn't that a star?
>>562582006>masturbateTo whom? Ashley is flat from both ends
>>562588662>signal
>>562588618frottinh
>>562589087So?
>hey what if TCOAL was lame as fuck and didn't have any conflict? >sounds great! lets waste our time drawing that instead of making our own unique game
>>562589685Eh, at least it's a 4 minute vignette instead of an astroturfed fetish mod.
>>562589685>I voice over a game from the Nasuversekek if TCOAL was from the Nasuverse there would've been a rape bad end even in episode 1 but it also would've been fakecest with adopted Andy
>>562585682peak weather
>>562588362>A question is baitKill yourself
>>562590352I haven't played much visual novels, but what VNs have the most similiarities to Coffin?
>>562591053It must be difficult being as angry as you are all of the time.
>>562591237I didn't tell you to project.
>>562590352Fakecest is literally the gayest copout imaginable.
1/6>Andy loved his mom and sister>Ashley would play games with him whenever she came back from college>His mom would smother him in kisses, hugs and affection>Renee would wake up each day and work long hours but whenever she got home, her son's cute face would cause her to beam with happiness>One day she came home with a gift>A cute bunny onesie>"Mom, I'm too old for this.">Andy would say but still wear it because it made mommy happy>One late night, Andy was dozing off when he felt something warm and wet on his PP>He looked to see mom slurping on his horsecock>"M-Mom! That's the third time this week!">Renee took out his thick cock out with a POP>"Oh hush, sweetie-pie. You know the doctor said to regularly drain those full balls of yours. We don't want you having an accident in public now, do we?">Renee sweetly smiled and Andy sighed, his cheeks red>5 minutes later>Renee was riding her son on the couch, tongue out and eyes crossed as her little stud reached her cervix>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP>Ashley then walked in and froze>"What the hell mom!? You started without me!?"
>>562591908kill yourself
>>562591908Based
>>562591958Anon, I hate to break it to you but acknowledging it is only going to make it continue.
>>562591908I wonder how the dude who kept raging whenever Shota Andrew was mentioned took the whole 'Cleaver-Bunny' trend.
>>562592273momley a cute
>>562592501
>>562592501Every piece of art that accurately depicts Ashley's :3 is soulful and based.
>>562591076A Tale of Cutthroat Lovers
>>562589685The conflict would come from the soda company/surgeon and Renee still being a bitch but slightly nicer to them.
>>562589685I mean, a family that actually like each others despite their bad tendencies and their kids wanting to fuck having to face a dystopian hellscape and a corpo trying to kill them sounds fun.
>>562593005We call that Tuesday in America.
>>562589685Post the link, I didn't wanna bother with youtube searchs, they're shit nowadays.>>562593069Impossible, America is delphobic.
>>562593090>Impossible, America is delphobicSisterfucking "jokes" are hitting the mainstream.
>>562593121Don't Americans call a jolly good time "as fun as kissing your sister"?
>>562593230Correct. It's sensible, too, because kissing your sister is a ton of fun.
>>562593121I'll believe it when I see actual change. America need to atone for its delphobic past.
>>562593121America is also really puritanical, has incest be illegal, and has home to most anti shippers who make a fuss over fictional incest, so I don't know about that
>>562593230I've never heard anyone say that.
>>562593270>America is also really puritanicalNon-Americans talking about America is very funny.
>>562593230>>562593281I've heard it but only as a way to say something sucks / is a pain in the ass, not as something fun.
>>562593330Do people seriously think kissing your sister wouldn't be fun?
>>562574680Based. Are you going to be the one in the middle?
>>562593397How could kissing your sister possibly fun? I can't even imagine how horrifying it would feel to get a light peck on the lips in the morning to say hello, or sitting down to watch a movie and feeling her soft lips on your comparatively chapped ones, sliding your hands over her body with increasing aggression as she practically drags you down, begging to be taken like your personal whore. That sounds like a complete bore.
>>562593308But it's true? 90% of the retards calling you Diddy for talking about TCOAL on twitter are little american high school kids. I repeat: american kids are puritanical enough to reject incest.
Ashley is a SLUT for big brother cock
>>562593781What you're describing is purity spiral culture in fandoms. I don't think it's a US thing specifically.
>>562593781Honestly good. If people are too retarded to have nuanced opinions I'd rather have a puritanical society than anything goes liberal nihilism.
>>562593781>typed the European, from his mud-caked hovel as the sun blisters the landscape, the 24 degrees C weather melting the brutalist cityscape around him like a Salvador Dali painting>he leaned back in his chair, satisfied with his knowledge of the American way of life>so satisfied, in fact, that he called his loving wife, Martha (23 years old, 4 teeth, hair already gray) to look at the brilliance of his post, and she assured him with her calm European demeanor she would love to read it after she's finished being raped by the local vape shop ownerMy advanced knowledge of European culture gives me a keen insight into your way of life as well, in fact I'm basically an honorary Brit.
>>562593892>I don't think it's a US thing specificallyTwitter allows you to check where the account was created. >>562593930Make no mistake, they are liberal nihilists who can't explain why faggotry is good for society and incest is bad. They're a walking contradiction that'll tell you race isn't real, yet we need more [insert race] in [insert hobby].
>>562593781The concept of being anti proship/darkship but also pro Epstein/Diddy jokes
>>562594224>proship/darkshipfucking what?
>>562569649Speaking of RP, there is now full-on Coffin /soc/faggotry in the /g/ desktop thread aka discord group. Ctrl-f for "Ashley" and "discord" >>108446249
>>562593781I had some retarded political opinions in high school. They'll grow out of it.
>>562593930America is definitely an anything goes liberal nihilism society though
>>562593397>>562593629Americansare just that delphobic.
>>562594258Whoops >>>/g/108446249
>>562594249Proship is anti-censorship, basically "let people ship what they want".Darkship is someone who enjoys "problematic" ships such as incest.
>>562592159He literally had a meltdown earlier in the thread rewriting history to be about his gay discord drama instead of him just being a schizo who accused everyone who posted what they wanted while ignoring his 'authority' of being that random dude who bullied him on discord.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssA8R-t46Bw
>>562594492please take your meds
>>562594541One of these days you'll stop feeding these retards. You'll probably be dead, though.
>>562594258>>562594331Nobody cares, stop it with the interboard drama.>>562594513EN voice actors are the lowest of the low.
>>562594513EN anime VA's are notoriously cliquey and outspokenly political so I want no part in whatever that is.
>>562594594And shit, don't forget shit. The only good dub I've ever heard was Cromartie High School.
>>562594541>>562594562One of these days you'll understand nobody will ever give a shit about your whining. It's been years and not a single person has cared yet.
This dude would kill Andrew and Ashley with surgical precision even if they had future vision prep time. Even if they summoned the demon he would just make it a better offer, trick it and then bind it to his will.
>>562594638Death Note bros..Monsterbros...
>>562594638What's wrong with Yu Yu Hakusho's dub?
>>562594492Lmao, the walls of texts were from him? I didn't even read them. Poor shotakun, still psychically getting molested.
>>562594513>visibly not an Anglo-Saxon-Jute>pronounces it as "Laylay"さすが
>>562594723>What's wrong with Yu Yu Hakusho's dub?Like a lot of dubs from that era, it basically rewrote large swathes of the script.
>>562594696>>562594723They are shit, that's the problem. The level of the american VA industry is literally in the dumpsters. It's on the same level as what you'd see in the third world. As someone who actually speak multiple languages, I can tell you american VAs are lightyears behind french VA, Japanese VAs and even Italian VAs.Hell, fucking Britisth VAs blow them out of the water too despite being one trick poneys with the irish accent thing they have in DQ's localized version.
>>562594758Average american citizen.
>>562594638I like Frieren's English dub
>>562594773>it basically rewrote large swathes of the script.That and the voice acting itself is terrible. It's just people badly reading a script with their actual voice or their ONE fake voice they do for everyone.
>>562593873As in the cock of her brother is big, or the cock of her big brother?
>>562594880I agree, I just didn't want to outright say it because that kind of stuff tends to kick off gay flamewars.
>>562594962Yes
/calg/ is the only place I glance at that simultaneously cannot help but bite bait but also everyone thinks everyone else is one person and has autistic pet names for them.
>>562594668This guy?
>>562595004Every post is mine.
>>562595037I am you.
>>562595037Not true because every post is mine.
Who's more evil, Andrew or Ethan Oliver Ralph? I think it's Andrew if you wanna know the truth about it
>>562594994Said gays deserve the flames so fuck them. Their voice acting is terrible and amateurish. It's like when the teacher ask the slow kid to read aloud when we were in school.
>>562594962Both, as the holy texts tell us that Andrew's pp is big
>>562594826Sorry but 2000's anime actually had good EN voice actors. I don't know what happened, I guess the 2010 va's and onwards started trying too hard to sound similar to the JP ones?
>>562595087>Ethan Oliver RalphThe fat dude who let his mom die because he was too drunk and high to get her to her dialysis? What the fuck does that have to do with video games?>>562595161>good ENNo.
>>562595031Yes, that menace to society
>>562595161>trying too hard to sound similar to the JP ones?Impossible since they'd be actually good if they did that.>>562595037>>562595071>>562595083You're all my concubines now.
>>562595261>You're all my concubines now.This is masturbation since I said this.
>>562595161your memory is failing you
>>562595261How can I be my own concubine? This is some weird gooner stuff.
>>562595293We're all Metal Cooler.
>>562595185>>562595309Code GeassDeath NoteMonsterFullmetal AlchemistCowboy BebopBlack LagoonGurren LagannAll of the above are amazing shows with comparatively excellent dubs. I still watch my anime subbed except for the occasional Death Note and Code Geass rewatches though.
>>562595386>comparativelyThat's the keyword there because sure, they might be good compared to other EN dubs but compared to actually good dubs or objective standards, they're still shit.
Incest is too mainstream, we need Incest 2
>>562595353>How can I be my own concubine?Why are you asking me? I'm you.
>>562595261Play Now! My Lord!
>>562595386>Code Geass>Death Note>Monster>Fullmetal Alchemist>Cowboy Bebop>Black Lagoon>Gurren LagannFor every one of these "comparatively' excellent dubs there are tens if not hundreds of rubbish ones. I feel like it is impossible to go back to dubbed after watching sub for so long.
>>562595639>I feel like it is impossible to go back to dubbed after watching sub for so long.The fact half the female characters have the voice of a shrill 40 year old nag in english doesn't help.
>>562595728Cute
>>562595707it also doesn't help that it sounds every dub is done by the same 10 VAs
>>562595863Very true, especially when it's the same ones from the 90 and 2000's.
>>562595707>The fact half the female characters have the voice of a shrill 40 year old nag in englishHuh, I always got pissed off by anime actresses doing that annoying grating high pitched voice that makes them sound 12. I personally haven't heard many anime actresses who just do a natural adult voice.
>>562595004that's how every general works
>>562595728The smallest little sister in the world
>>562596332Preciousley...
>>562596332Ugley Beybey...
I think today i shall huff hydrogen peroxide then post on my favorite game forum
Hello
>>562597550Howdy!
OH MY GOD I CAN POST IT WORKS
>>562597639what was your ban for?
If you put Ashley's head between two slices of bread, you'll get an idiot sandwich.
>>562597694kek
>>562597691I was not banned. 4chan is banned in my country so I was using vpn but I couldn't post anything. Now I changed the dns and I can post. I like the coffin Fandom in 4chan I have been reading threads for a while and I am amazed how blunt and free people are here.
>>562593321>>562597637Completing the set
>>562597694If I put my head between her legs I get dinner
>>562597871Have fun here, anon!
>>562597871We love our Bongs, don't we folks?
>Renee only bothered to grab family shit involving AshleyI know she didn't like Andrew but this full on hatred for him is pretty wild.
>>562598278Not blocked yet. But soon maybe. If Ofcom have the balls.
>>562597871>4chan is banned in my countryDo you live in Afghanistan or something
>>562598350inb4 Leyley mostly disliked Renee because she was mean to her brother
>>562598714You think its still warm?
>>562598732Ha! Give it a few more months and it'll be banned in all EU countries plus Australia/Canada.
>>562598818>Ha! Give it a few more months and it'll be banned in all EU countries plus Australia/Canada.They've already tried to ban social media in Aus (for those u16), though it didn't really work.
sistercels seething over hagchads
>>562598989They keep trying to fine 4chan in UK, I think it's only a matter of time until Europe starts pressuring internet providers to block certain sites and then some american states will adopt that policy.
>>562599527Yeah you're probably right, the EU keeps trying to push through a chat control policy. It's strange how all this social media control stuff is becoming government policy for all Western governments at around the same time.
>>562598732No i am turkish
>>562594758It is laylayWhy would you even want it to be leelee
>>562600616Laylee is the proper English pronunciation.
Om nom nomDon't mind me.
Do we still don't know who spread the rumours of Andrew fucking Ashley in highschool?
>>562598278What are Bongs?
>>562598737She actually hated her because she was too poor for therapy.
>>562600656Says who
>>562600656>Laylee is the proper English pronunciation.Why? Laylay sounds more natural or is at least more consistent.
>>562601176>Laylay sounds more naturalNot if you're an Anglo-Saxon-Jute.
アンディとレイレイ! アンディとレイレイ!!
>>562600656nigga they literally said it was laylay in a q&a
>>562601387>Not if you're an Anglo-Saxon-Jute.Are you saying I'm brown?
>>562601480Nemlei is ESL.
>>562601525No, Nemlei after all is not brown yet she is not an Anglo-Saxon-Jute.
Renee actually loved her kids. She was just too retarded and emotionally immature to express it properly.
>>562600574Ah, a fellow Greco-Mongol. Bacınla aran nasıl?
Ladies, if you want to racefag, change your name from Anonymous to something descriptive, okay?
>>562601647I'm Anglophone though, does that not make me an Anglo-Saxon-Jute?
>>562600251Definitely one of the best scenes in the game
>>562601557don’t care, it’s laylay. It’s not even a fucking word and coined by a child and other pronunciations sound retarded saying the title
>>562601525whoa black ashleybam ba lamwhoa black ashleybam ba lam
>>562602094whoa black ashleybam ba lam
>>562594513I hate those two douchebags
>>562601703My sister is a toddler. She sees me as her father figure because our dad passed away before she was born. I am trying my best to be a big bro. I am also not greco-mongol I am Anatolian turk.
>>562601748It's a racial thing. You can put a Celtoid in an English class but you can't take the Laylay out of the Celtoid.
Changing dns did work on mobile but it did not work on windows. 4chan warns me on pc and encourages me to buy 4chan pass. 20 dollars a lot for a site that I am not going to use often. Even if it is yearly.
If you guys could summon, at will, an infinite swarm of any bugs any time you wanted and they'd obey you, what would you chose to summon.Im going with the basic bitch answer and saying spiders since i could summon anythimg from basic house spiders to Goliath bird eaters
>>562602563I'm not a Celtoid, technically I'm a Kraut. Anyways, the name is supposed to be derivative of the Ley/Lee in Ashley, which means it should be pronounced LeeLee but that just sounds fucking stupid.
What does any of this have to do with the game?
>>562602826Probably some type of horrifying parasite
>>562602826You get spiders?Aight I get scorpions
this confirms andrew's statement that ashley has dry lips
>>562603236If he was a good brother he’d make sure they were never dry
>>562602950English phonetics demand "Laylee"
>>562603354>English phonetics demand "Laylee"Explain.
>>562603354canon overrules if author says its laylay that means that when Ashley uses the nickname she says laylay. It’s a name, pronunciation is kinda up to the namer
>>562600816"Rebecca", whoever she is
>>562603423Ley as an initial stressed syllable must be "Lay", while as a final stressed syllable it must be "Lee"Example:Leyton and Ashley>>562603609>if author saysThe author is ESL and doesn't get to speak on behalf of me. The Quran for example literally transcribes the phonetic pronunciations of each proper noun, yet no Islamic scholar is gonna stop me from calling Iraq "eye-rack".
>>562602415>My sister is a toddler. She sees me as her father figure because our dad passed away before she was born. I am trying my best to be a big bro.Sorry to hear that. I hope you can fulfill your duties and be a good big brother and role model for your sister.>I am also not greco-mongol I am Anatolian turk.So am I bro, so am I. You need to learn to take jokes better.
>>562603701>AshleyYou realize that Ashley in the game is pronounced 'Ashlay', not 'Ashlee' because they're in europe, right?
>>562603701Might have to give it to you, can't think of any placename or word starting with "Ley" that is not pronounced "Lay" instead of "Lee".
>>562603897>You realize that Ashley in the game is pronounced 'Ashlay', not 'Ashlee' because they're in europe, right?What the fuck is wrong with Europeans?
There are at least two roaches on /calg/ and I am horrified by this fact. I've made Kurdrew and Kurdishley to make them have a heart attack out of rage or leave but it doesn't seem to work. Any suggestions are accepted.
>>562604375I think an Armenian Andrew and Ashley would incite more rage :)
>>562604375Coffin is an inherently Iranic game. Mullahlei said incest was okay as long as you do mu'tah. The Great Satan doesn't want you to love your sister.
>>562604375>There are at least two roaches on /calg/ and I am horrified by this fact.Remind them they'll never be Constantinople.
>>562604375>>562604512I don't think there's anything you can do to incite rage in me. But please do try. I would like to see more drews and leys
>>562603897What
>>562604512>roach is a newestfag who doesn't even know about the whole Armenianshley debacle
>>562604512We already have plenty of Armenian Graves lore and it isn't the most flattering
>>562604638True. THE GRAVES EMPIRE™ is of Northwest Iranic tribal nomadic pastoral lineage, and Xwēdōdah will be made mandatory once again throughout the realm. To Andrōw ī Gravesān namāz!
>>562604375K*rd, please? We are in coffin thread don't show your insecurities here Okey? Here, have a drone bomb and goodbye!
>>562604638>MullahleiMY QIBLAH IS ASHLI IBN ABI ANDREWKAABA IS JUST A STONEAID, O' LION OF NEMLEI
>>562604925Why are Armenians so ugly?
>>562604925Oh my god she really looks like an Armenian. Good work op
>Andy what are they talking about? What's a turk or a kurd?
>>562605136>Good work opJesus which reddit asshole did you crawl out of?
>>562605130They are jewLite both in the way they look and the way they behave.
>>562604980Why their head so smoll?
>>562605136>Good work opGo back
>>562605214I was very active in tcoaal sub but it is fun to talk when nothing is moderated like here.
>>562605182Did you not go to school?
>>562605228I traced over this and didn't come out quite right... Is this how Nemlei feels everytime she draws hands?>>562605313Yeah go back
>>562605224Looks sure but how do they behave like Jews? Aren't they Christian?
>>562605421It's just some butthurt roach, he'll dissappear in no time
If you pronounce Ashley like "ash-lay" im gonna assume you talk like forest Gump and are as equally intelligent
Very very controversial opinion but I think brothers should be nice to their sisters
>>562604849>>562604925https://rentry.org/72od63a2
>>562605595But Gump is a goddamn GENIUS!>>562605601Goddamnit anon... You're trying to start a war at the end of the thread with this outrageous opinion? Delete this NAO
OH SHIT we hit bump limit, ok OP image suggestions?
>>562565525>>562605664I remember when Drunkanon (pbuh) used to write fics, I loved to read em.
>>562605815That wasn't drunkanon, that was me you CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>562605778One of the new ones that we haven't yet used, like picrel. Did we use this one yet?
>>562605421>be the jewellers and bankers in your host state>practically the elite class with all the money you have>start propaganda against said state>start a rebellion and kill random people to found your greater state>they start returning the favour>lose>cry about it for years>claim an ever increasing death countThere are differences obviously but they are pretty much jew lite.With that said, can we go back to talking about sister tits?>>562605601Agreed. Sisters should be nice to their brothers too.
>>562605778Did we use the Ashley shoved into a trunk yet?
>>562605924We used Beybey already but it was the uncropped version
>>562546332I want to call my sister. I wonder how she will react me calling out of the blue
>>562605891What?? I literally have that fic already saved as the "drunkanon truck fic", how could I have gotten that impression??>>562605952Literally nobody cares, The Coffin of Andy and Leyley. Go back.
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>>562605891Its good to know there are other cunts in here,
>>562599776I'm not saying it's the reptilians but the global warming shit back in the '90s-early 2000s also spread the same way globally, it wasn't a grassroots environmentalist movement at all. Then you had the feminist 'women in [insert field]' movement of the early 2010s, which was literally sponsored by the UN (e.g. Anita Sarkeesian a feminist youtuber with idk 150k subscribers being invited to give speeches at the UN). Now every Western country's leaders want digital ID at the same time? WTF? None of this shit is natural! There's something above the governments of the world, something that can pressure at least three dozen countries simultaneously.
>>562585682>you will live in the pod eat the bugs own nothing and be happydo europoors really
>>562587607Because Douglas is Renee's OTP
>>562594331100% a trannysame with the ones posting reddit buzzwords itt>>562594878>frieren just sounds like a retarded hag trying to be ''seductive'' worse than f4m asmr videosdisgusting
>>562595386>Cowboy Bebop>Black LagoonLiterally the only ones with a good dub. And half of Black Lagoon reason to be a good dub is because it's full of slurs, which wouldn't be possible today
>>562598714this was made by a tranny i could bet money on it
>>562610840>>562594878Holy fuck I I love her English VA, she doesn't sound like a dying cat.
Last for my wife Noelle. She's so pretty!
