>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Bright (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Zenno Rob Roy (SPD), SSR Curren Chan (WIT)Next CM: 04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/2000>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/05 - Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*), Symboli Rudolf (SSR), Sirius Symboli (SSR)04/05 - Ligne Droite Story Event04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Sakura Bakushin O (3* alt), North Flight (3* alt), SSR Daring Tact, SSR Daring HeartNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
>>562556392Man a whole wave of trainers I know are burning out around the same timeit's like we're all feeling the death knell of this game, and it's sad, you wait long enough for something you're passionate about to be better, and eventually love/hate turns to apathy. There's no recovering from apathy, that's donevillewe can bicker all we want about botters and CM teams and gaslights and whale decks and whatever but ultimately it's meaningless if no one cares anymore because the game never updated
>>562556760forgot Previous: >>562545021
>>562556760Moshi Moshi
>>562556507I will *always* gamble on Red AceYes, it's inconsistent
If Ryusei Sakai runs with Danon tomorrow, where the hell is Forever Young?
Forever Fraud
Post the uma that won it for you, anon
>Won my zodiac sign>On my oshi birthday dayI don't think you guys understand how happy and relieved I am, this dopamine is the purest
Boys in heat
>>562556957starter uma syndrome
ButtSweat, a casual B+ /uma/ club, is recruiting! Whoop-whoop.The usual "try to play" requirement stands; if you're flatlining for a reason, just let us know in advance that you're travelling or whatnot, all good.We talk in-game! Some of us (not me) are good at the game and even give advice! What a joyously cooperative environment. There is also talk of butts and such, at times. Naturally.If interested, reply with your user ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile!
>>562556903You can feel thatOr you know, not being a little bitch about a glorified slot machine
>>562556836>no soundpostdie
>>562556392I spent money to MLB NTR+fuku
I thought it was Long S diff, but no. It was a Narita Brian SSR borrow for Beeline that won it.Oh well, I already got Cafe a win last long CM and I wasn't even sure i would make it to finals, let alone A, for this hellish CM. So i'm content.
i hate gold ship
>>562556992You wont see FY again until Arima
>>562556957did you make this image with a website or autism
>actual one year anniversary of the game is nearing
my Kitasan didn't win but she caused opponent Kitasan to gas out with Spot StruggleI think this is a headpat worthy result
>>562556957What's this? Is it something in-game?
What do I even do in the game now.I can't train my dominators until tomorrow.I can't train my pace until Nishino.I already made parents.
>>562557058Kill yuritards
saved from poverty again awardI really need to rebuild my TT team
>>562557058sexboy>>562557085rude
>>562557165With love
Can someone post a cute Ayabe please
>>562557017We'll save her a spot on Team Canopus.
CM 11 Aquarius Cup status?https://poal.me/ki87sphttps://poal.me/ki87sphttps://poal.me/ki87spI heckin love Bourbin
>>562557058I love the boy umas.
>>562557046
this is a boy btw
>spent money>Quittng because money didn't buy winEmbarrassing
tore rape
>>562557357>flat>ugly(to me) stylennnnnnnnnnnah gimme in-game stego, that I'd fuck
>>562557261SexKillMarry (then sex)
>>562557283
>>562557358At least the roasted paypig knows when to cut his losses instead of doubling down like a degenerate retard
>>562557480>fucking a hagYou're black
yankomanko
>>562557480very based order
23 hours until Fuji Kiseki!
>>562557539god DAMN look at curren bounce that thang
>>562557184This image perfectly depicts females' life experience with men. Front ones are the most detailed, and as there's more of them they stop being meaningful. Don't choose used girls, /uma/nons.
>>56255704642/81 wins 52% wr on her alone
>>562557196But did you win CM?
>be one of the sexiest umas ever>forgotten and dropped after a yearIt's so unfair bros... She's so hot...
>>562557603Skip
>>562557175
What the hell, really? That's the cap?
>>562557539Who the fuck cares about cm only in a cute horsegirl training/dating sim???Pig or not rqing over 1 loss is sad
YOOO FREE CLEATS
>>562557610>breeding /uma/lings>sending your children to a horse-game discussion forumYou're gonna be a terrible parent, please don't have kids
another CM, another goldI wonder if I'll ever win
>>562557793sexing goblinsexing angry boy
>>562557116 (me)Never mind, it was fucking Homestretch Haste.
>>562557046Thank fuck I didn't panic on the final day and rebuild with NSM + Daring Strike.
>>562557735Her regular version is still used as a parent for a while
>>562557735People love their Umas young.
>>562557807What did he mean by this?
>>562557539But he could pig out on LoH later
Every time I see a Gold Ship I get an urge to smash my screen
>>562557642Kansai uma got my back
>>562557802hey can i borrow that please
Did you do your obligatory concert yet?bonus points for a new bio
>>562557419>ugly(to me) styleNot that anon but I'm on the same fence. That guy's art is just really weird.
>>562557925me looking down at my wiener, backwards
>>562557798>dating simNo
This is definitely the highest rated lobby I've seen in CM.I thought for sure I was going to lose when my Bourbon randomly decided to job in the mid-race but then my silver collector Tama actually managed to clutch up and win when it counts; I'm so proud.
>>562557925MITA KA
I made a practice race for the cm with my opponents after getting second, ran it three times, won all three.
>>562557735hot hairy hag hole
75% win rate (again)>lost (again)Yeah, I' m done. Also the most frustrating part is noticing all these people who have "whale-tier" stats but then I look at their cards and they're borrowing kita and have like 1lb creek and then mejiro and a bunch of not even mlb SR cards. It shows how much fucking luck is in this game. I spent money to MLB NTR+fuku and that should give me an advantage but I've only ever gotten 3 SS runs out of the 200+ I've done since they came out, all while fucking using the training helper and optimizing my runs as much as possible.Meanwhile I've seen multiple f2p luckshitters that have full fucking TEAMS of SS stat horses all just for this CM. I'm done playing the career mode slot machine and losing every damn time. I've been using all my borrows since MANT came out and have NY Opera parent that got me to max follows and somehow still don't have ONE good ace for it. No point in continuing it. My pull luck is horrendous too. Spent over $400 on this game and I'm already going to drop it. This is probably the quickest I've ever dropped a gacha after spending money.Don't spend any money on this game, you get literally nothing. It's a given you probably won't get shit from your pulls unless you spark, but even if you do get shit, career mode still is entirely luck and someone with shit cards can get god runs and you can be perpetually unlucky like me.
>>562557539Stop that, boner.
>>562557735Last thread had people posting her winning though, what's your excuse?
Mom I posted it again.
>>562557047Nice one. It's a shame that she's stuck in support card gaol for another year. At least she'll be out before her next birthday.
>>562558010
>>562558098>brown
>>562557047post your win then NTRnigger
>>562558139I don't have herAnd she'll be dropped by everyone the moment her card is released
75% win rate (again)>lost (again)Yeah, I' m done. Also the most frustrating part is noticing all these people who have "whale-tier" stats but then I look at their cards and they're borrowing kita and have like 1lb creek and then mejiro and a bunch of not even mlb SR cards. It shows how much fucking luck is in this game. I spent money to MLB NTR+fuku and that should give me an advantage but I've only ever gotten 3 S+ runs out of the 250-300 I've done since they came out, all while fucking using the training helper and optimizing my runs as much as possible.Meanwhile I've seen multiple f2p luckshitters that have full fucking TEAMS of SS stat horses all just for this CM. I'm done playing the career mode slot machine and losing every damn time. I've been using all my borrows since Seiun came out and have a parent that got me to max follows to pair her with and somehow still don't have ONE good ace for it. No point in continuing it. My pull luck is horrendous too. Spent over $400 on this game and I'm already going to drop it. This is probably the quickest I've ever dropped a gacha after spending money.Don't spend any money on this game, you get literally nothing. It's a given you probably won't get shit from your pulls unless you spark, but even if you do get shit, career mode still is entirely luck and someone with shit cards can get god runs and you can be perpetually unlucky like me.
WAIT A MINUTEHOW DO YOU WATCH THE CM WINNING LIVE CONCERTI DONT SEE THE OPTION
>>562557047I'm running on fumes from my sag plat. only one I've gotten... I can barely remember what it felt like... haaaa...
>>562557046Maybe i should post my runaway instead
>do one run a day and just do slap whatever the runs shat out>still get 2ndwould be funny if I won but I didn't
>>562558304It's not in the game yet, but you can set up your own concert (assuming you have all of your opponents' umas)
total orange victory
>>562557046win?
>>562558218>>562558229based
>>562558098>>562558236>Posting it for the third timeJust leave lmaoNo one is going to miss youI can only imagine how sad and pathetic you are irl
>>562558098why did you even bother changing parts of it
>>562558218>>562558229now cycle it as it's if she looks down and then back at you
>>562558435I'm going to use it as a copypasta for every CM
>>562557072I'm burnt out in MANT so I'm going from 30M/month to maybe 8M/month. Would I still be welcome?
>NTRfag is a post stealing nigger>Teioposter is a 1CM jobberget better avatarfags /uma/
>>562558435It's people copy pasting retard.
>>562556992being pelted with iranian missiles in dubai
>>562558435retard
>>562558530Fuck you
I have yet to perform well in a long CM. Every other one has been piss easy to win, but long tracks are so hard to get a good winrate on for me.
>>562557046Best in Japan off screen.
>>562558236I know this feeling. Time invested and luck matter a lot more; luck being the prime element. MANT making each lever pull take way longer really hurts.I've spent more, and I've not gotten a horse I wanted without pitying in half a year. But I still play because they've captured me with their multi-media franchise, and that ain't stopping.So run! Run for both of us! Find something equally shit to piss away your money on!
>>562558530The gay Chiyo poster is fun
Post finalshttps://i.desu.si/AdYQOqqu.mp4
>>562558596Ugly lolis
>numberfag is a jakniggerMany such cases
>>562558631ive only ever won longslop
>>562556992iirc he is on a plane to japan rn
>>562558636How the fuck is this not Ug
>Tamamo won>back to lobby>she is waiting for me here toooh my cute little chud uma
I finally won platinum...
>>562558596do fillies really
75% (You) rate (again)>ignored (again)Yeah, I' m done. Also the most frustrating part is noticing all these people who have "botted reply" counts but then I look at their posts and they're repeating old posts and have like ESLness and typos and a bunch of not even funny meltdowns. It shows how much fucking luck is in this general. I spent hours writing my post and that should give me an advantage but I've only ever gotten 3 (You)s out of the 250-300 posts I've sent since this month started, all while fucking using the shitpost helper and optimizing my melties as much as possible.Meanwhile I've seen multiple one-and-done luckshitters that have full fucking posts of (You)s all just for this thread. I'm done playing the reply baiting slot machine and being ignored every damn time. I've been using all my captchas since Pisces started out and have a post that got stolen by an indonesian on twitter and still don't have ONE good screencap to hang on my fridge. No point in continuing it. My replies' quality is horrendous too. Spent over 400 hours on this general and I'm already going to drop it. This is probably the quickest I've ever dropped a community after spending months on it.Don't spend any effort posting, you get literally nothing. It's a given you probably won't get shit from your posts unless you're brown, but even if you do get (You)s, it's entirely luck and someone with poor prose can get god posts and you can be perpetually unlucky like me.
>>562558669this is funny
>>562558235Just like how no one uses V.bourbon, right?
FAT
>>562558153Hopefully she will be earlier than that with the accelerated schedule, but I think they already have a set in stone dates for everything this late into release, so yeah just have to wait more.>>562558227I'm white please call me cracker or whatever other slur you have >>562558315You will win again, don't give up, you just have to put in the work, find an advantage you can exploit that others are not. I got a big lead this chanmi because I used Team Sirius for Best in Japan, all my opponents didn't had it so I pretty much always won in the final corner, I had a 86% WR for this.
>>562558804this one's good
>>562558804heres your (you)
>>562557046her unique was actually pretty good in pisces because it lasts to the end of the race
>>562558631I won 3 longs and lost this one, I've lost every mile though
Is 350 stam + a white recovery not enough to win Kikuka Sho anymore? Brian hasn't won that race for me in weeks.
>>562558826It's so good. The Cafe and Xoguri behind her were both late surgers.
>>562558768Congratz bwo
>>562558669>open embed>soul not found>close embed
>>562558669god the cm finals music is SO GOODi wish they didnt mangle the final spurt music
>>562558804Link to the shitpost helper?
>>562558839Unironically yes because her gacha cards are used by better, stronger and easier to train umasAnd the biggest benefit is that they can use one of the Bourbon cardsJust check the jp side, Bourbon is barely hanging there as usable, and Summer Maru dissapeared completely
Is 900 stamina + radiant star enough for next CM?
What other inherits are decent besides the obvious most shilled ones?
>>562558636>this is an UG uma>that Tama isn't
Does Digitan ever get a rerun? Every day I am agonized by the fact that I didn't roll for her.
>>562558840>CAAAAAALORIIIIII
>>562557793Imagine
>>562558839VBobo will get dropped when Gold Groundwork comes out
>>562558906My Teio won it with 292 stam and one white as a Pace this run
don't care will forever run my wife and fronts forever
Newfag here, how does the Pisces cup ranks even work? As in, how does it decide who is ranked what after the final race?>t. seeing a guy with S A S being ranked above several people with triple SS uma in Group B
>>562558850NTRwhigger.
>>562558669>taishin already in 3rd before late race startsyeah you probably knew you won that already
>>562558906>350 stam in mant in classic yearIm more impressed you can keep it that lowI think to win it is about 400 ~450Depending on style And tenno sho is like 750 minimum
>>562559053Now I'm imagining her crying in her extremely annoying voice about how the donuts are working so hard to give her body energy.
>>562557046Remember /uma/, you don't need to have the perfect run, you just need to believe luck is on your side.
>>562559138nobody knows
>final corner at the beginning of late raceRED SHIFT IS ON THE MENU BOYS
>>562559131I don't believe that she's your wife, post your midnight club collection
>>562559176The Tamamo was in 1st at that point so anything was possible.Also I like that the two little ones were in gates 6 and 7 and were also the ones fighting it out for 1st.
Okay now I'm just confused.I decided to go look it up on twitter because SURELY someone else found the line of dialogue cute enough to post about it, and lo and behold someone DID. And I was right, it WAS a pre-race dialogue.https://x.com/45_nkt10_/status/2033786565252813291This is the breeder's cup scenario too, so I rushed to start one myself and it STILL hasn't popped up for me. This video is halfway through classic year and I went through the entire scenario and it still didn't pop up. What the heck. What the heck. What the heck.
>>562559206DONUT-SAN ARRIGADDOOOUUUUUUU
>>5625590346 golds vs 2
>>562559034gold skills count for a lot
>>562557920I need to breed this uma
>>562558850>86%>1/8407Something doesn't add up here
>>562559293oh shit is it time to dig out the hag?
>>562559131Same. I'll use her card on other umas and just fucking deal with the loss when I'm training her. I've lasted this long without Seiun Sky, so once I pull her on the rerun banner with Brian giving up the card won't even feel too bad.
I notice people LOVE to talk about how certain fronts will be retired due to support cards, but then they never say WHAT fronts replace thembest they'll do is post a japanese tier list of frontrunners we won't see until 2028, kind of missing an entire year and a half gap there
>>562559326Fucking hell that actually made me laugh out loud.
>>562559253>unique at lvl 6>sleeping lionNice humblebrag, buhii
>>562557954Yes
>>562559325>>562497646
>>562559034Hey, what a coincidence, my Bourbon ace is also UG1
>>562559371I had 78% and got 14k, ELO is a scam
I still have no reliable source of Groundwork.
>>562558884Holy damn. Deck?
>>562559326THE SUGARS ARE WORKING TOGETHER *sniff* IT'S SO HEROIC
>>562559293On who?Lates will just stack Ryan + dober
>>562558669https://files.catbox.moe/72zb3h.mp4
on my way to give "CM11 Winner" memo to my umashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgiGm7Acqmo
>>562559325something oddly nostalgic about the music, reminds me of certain mario sports games I think, no clue why
>>56255937186% of 8407 is 7230, not one. you're onto something bwo
oozorae
I won with my SS gold ship. I feel nothing.
>>562559454Bu-chan...
Podium sweep! In the B finals
>>562558150WTF that horse has a horsedick!
>>562559379Just admit you're regretting pulling on Summer Maru and want to jump on the bandwagon of whoever uma replaces herSpoiler alert, it's _Ligma_
>>562559491I have a 3 star groundwork 2 star medium 3 star power parent. Sounds amazing right?It's pic related. Literally played her ONCE just to see if she was as bad as people said she'd be (she was)
>>562559131You'll abandon her for a better uma to run in the CMs.
75% win rate (again)>lost (again)Yeah, I' m done. Also the most frustrating part is noticing that this Opera guy has "century overlord" stats but then I look at his lineage and it's a bunch of literal whos. It shows how much fucking luck is in this game. I spent several mllion dollars for my Sunday Silence horse and that should give me an advantage but I've only ever gotten 2nd place or worse since opera started racing, all while fucking brocking him with 10 horses motherfucker still won!!I'm done playing the Tenno sho slot machine and losing every damn time. No point in continuing it. My betting luck is horrendous too. Spent over $400 betting on Symboli Sirius and he hasnt won a race since. This is probably the quickest I've ever dropped my gambling addiction.Don't spend any money on horses, you get literally nothing. It's a given you probably won't predict everything and the games are rigged, but even if you do rig them, races are still entirely luck and some shitter bum horse can get god runs and you can be perpetually unlucky like me.
>>562559484>>562559371>>562559138Lobby Elo is based on the strength of the three players in the lobby combined; it's a shared value.
>>56255704612.3% of the time she always wins
>>562559454Very nice anon
>>562559484What I'm trying to say is that NTRnigger is a liar and a fraud, which was proven many times already. If you're hitting 70% WR you should be at the 10,000s minimum.
>>562558669So, how do you even upload there?
>>562559503Literally anyone can use it bro, go bonkers
2 lates 1 front or 3 lates for next CM?I can be more specific if you want to know the girls
I LOVE UMAMUSUME
>>562557108YOOOOSHIKUYOOOOO
>>562559293Only for CM13, on CM12 it's really late
>>562559379bro, perhaps
>>562559379They're missing a year and a half gap because we're about to enter a year-long pace chaser meta. The only "blip" fronts will get is red skill suzuka.it's not that fronts get new meta, it's that all runner types become shit against pace chasers.
>>562559664I'm glad you had fun
>>562557046Judge me for my shit f2p newfag existence, but she won it for me.
>went 0-2-3-0 Round 2 day 1>0-2-0-1 Round 2 day 2>final round>Rudolf went ahead of all other end closers except one Goldshi >proc NSM off the Goldshi aheadTHANK YOU KAICHOUUU
>>562559497SNIFF
>>562559437Not even much of a buhi, I got Tama-chan to 5* from all the statues I saved up because she's my favorite and I got my NTRs from free rolls just like everyone else here did!
>>562559131Based. I have nothing but respect for her after she got me Aquarius plat pretty easily.
>>562559034>Cheap, worthless gold skills>2 S proficienciesShe was built solely to be UG and fulfilled her purpose.>>562559379I'm honestly surprised how rare Scarlet is. She's basically a lock for my Aries team with S Maru. Third is probably another front, but I might throw Golshi or Taishin into the mix just to see how they do instead.
>>562559738nta, It looks like a litter alternative, limited to 24 hrs
>>562557046It was only B finals but I'm still happy that she won on her birthday. She only has a 6.2% WR (5/81).
>>562559669So is a higher or lower number better?
>>562559857>not much of a buhi>mlb fuku, ayabe guts and lb3 ntrBUHI ALERT
>>562559792Isn't she a dirt uma? I'm sure falco and her do great on dirt together, but...
I didn't make Ayabe win...
>xoguri procs unique too early but hits radiant star perfectly at the start of late race>dying bourbon crashes into tamamoyep, that's The CM Experience
okay get back to work, sweepy
I am actually so fucking upset. I worked my ass off to build my Ardan, she had a 31% WR, 1000 Wit, and in the finals it was over from the start because she had such a bad late start she was running with the End Closers. The 28% WR Taishin with 900 Wit late started so badly too she was just stuck in 9th place and could only manage to get 4th place. The only uma that could actually get the win at this point, 30% WR 900 Wit Gold Ship, fucking whiffed her recoveries and died placing 9th.Literally everything that could have gone wrong went wrong. If I at least had a shot at winning and it was a loss by some lengths and skills then fine. But two horrendous late starts and the one who didn't whiffing her recovery is so unbelievably shit luck I I am in disbelief right now.
Apparently Victoria Spongecake lost his CM again
>>562559950based
>>562559828>The Coast Is ClearVision skills don't actually do anything anon, they're just a waste of SP. Masterful Gambit is also bad.I must congratulate you on your win as a new player though, well done.
>>562559828GOLSHI GAME
>>562559898sovlI don't even like wokka da but sovl
>>562559997Literally fucking whoDon't answer that I don't actually care
>>562559997And that's news because...?
>>562559497finemo actually landed on wit in this one
>>562559997who
Is Radiant Star actually good?How many races do you need to win to actually to make it an auto take skill
>>562559971>dicksword
>>562559745>Oguri image not includedIt activates late and if you have angling or pump or beyond it does nothing at that point already
>>562559931>MLB FukuSparked her banner, we had free rolls on it. Got MLB off of it.>MLB Ayabe GutsShe's an SR card, everyone got a free MLB with stones and free rolls!>LB3 NTREveryone also at least got 2 NTRs with their free rolls, I just ended up a little luckier than the rest. Not a buhi, I literally have not spent a dime on this game.
>>562559971>Stay in Love's wifewtf
>>562559985>ArdanGet fucked
>>562559971wat
>>5625570462nd time Taishin wins me a Longslop plat
>>562560090It's good as long as you approach it as a gambling option, and not a recovery skill.
>>562559771Pace XOguri + 2 Debuffers > 2 Front with Seiun inherit + XOguri/Late > 3 gambling Lates > anything else
>>56255704622/76 races
>>562560167>>562560138>>562560096Epilogue
>>562560043>They dont do anything at allW-what?Have I been gaslit how everytime I decide to get those skills I instantly stop getting cucked by walls? Just placebo the entire time?>>562560062It has always been.
>>562559930Higher number = Stronger lobbyThe exact mechanics of it aren't fully understood, but that's the gist.
>>562559293If you're talking about Aries, I don't believe you know how to read a track
I've done this mode for a month now and I still think the fuku speed card is shitstarting stats are cool but she is NOT that good of roamer to justify a 0 prio brick that has 0 good hints and no gold skill
>>562560131Excellent bait
>>562559491Just borrow Falcon, this is the best power card scenario yet and for a long time into the future.
>>562560167>>562560138Fucking yuricuck
>>562559813laisu chest is so beautiful...
>>562560194I don't have Christmas OguriIf I did I wouldn't run her.I have a soul.I guess I'll make a third late surger, probably regular Oguri
>>562560209yo biwa these fuckin edibles more purple than your skirt dawg
>>562557046I will always have faith in my oshiwife
Uh oh melty!
>>562560209>laisu expert title>didn't run laisu during the cmWas he FUCKING RETARDED?
>>562559484The guy is poisoning the well, no reason to believe him.
>>5625597713 lates spray and pray
>>562560345hippity-hoppity
>>562560072Hmm, funnily enough I have all except for MLB Shinko Windy (2LB).Looks like an insane high roll run, too. Haru Urara's just there for some extra guts I guess?
>>562559985>Non meta uma>Single recovery end closerYou gambled and lost its that simple
Out the way, the true hero is here.
>>562560194What about Pace Xog and 2 lates?
>>562560390
>>562560417single recovery is good tho?Ends dont need 2, just 1000+ stam and one gold
Godless brown retard having a meltdown in a horse girl general, very cool
>>562559582I think you should eat your vegetables
>>562560473>What about Pace Xog and 2 lates?that's xog + 2 debuffers anon, dominator users are late surgers
>>562560473Thats what he said xog + 2 Dominator lates
>>562560378no he was fucking laisu so she couldn't run
>>562560426That was my Air Groove in Cap.
>>562559985If it's any help, I calculated the chances of everything in my CM9 that went wrong happening and it was 0.04%.
>>562558669Sure why not. Maybe someone picks on how to utilize a runaway.https://files.catbox.moe/vwmmjx.mp4
>>562557046Bourbin highroll got the W, honestly also got lucky with the lobby. It's only my fronts in the lead.
>2 Pace Chasers>7 End Closers
>>562559985
>>562560238It's all about probability. I've lost so many early races even WITH her stats that I don't even want to know what it's like without her. But her lack of worthwhile hints and the high chance of bricking her events make me wish I had never rolled her. She's the only card I've ever had that has gotten borrowed, but she's a fucking albatross.
I've gone through 11CMs and each and every time my heart slams through my chest on finals dayEvery single timeI'm still not used to itIs it possible to be used to it?
>2 debuffersAgain with this gaslight?I wonder how many fall for that each cm
>>5625570461100 speed waifu run
Asking again since I was ignored, should I run a solo front since there's a good chance a lot of people are going to be running fronts?
>>562559727>If you're hitting 70% WR you should be at the 10,000s minimum.news to me
>>562560652just lose
>>562560557>>562560567But I want to run Dober... she's not a dominatrix
>>562560687just b urself
Let's try something different. I don't care whether you won or lost pisces.Which umamusume won your CM finals lobby?https://poal.me/kv8rw6https://poal.me/kv8rw6https://poal.me/kv8rw6
>>562559985My UG1 Ardan late started too and lost. My no-spurt end closer xmas oguri ended up winning though, so it's all good for me.
>>562560652NoYou're addicted to gambling, just like real horse racing addicted ojii-sans
>>562560732I mean you can use her but she'll have a 5% chance of winning, up to you
>>562557046a very smart Tamamo
>>562560652That feeling means that you care. The only way to stop it is to stop caring.
>>562560519And you have 30 % to miss it you only have one as opposed to only 9% failureSo to me you gambled
>>562560473Two debuffers are lates, but XOguri is strong enough without them so I'm sure you can run one or two other late Aces/Hybrids like Ass Wonder.I'm running Tamamo and Oguri myself.
>>562560687For Aries I assume? You can, but I don't see any reason to with the number of strong fronts in the game.
>off a ticket from the CM win.Okay anons, tell me if I should bother right now.
>>562560687Always run 1 big nig and 1 front
>two mood down events in a row immediately after debut racefuck off!!!
>>562560694I meant total race wins you illiterate fuck, now go post your total race win %. Surely you can calculate that right?
>>562560652That's the essence of racing
>>562557046Third time Taishin saved me in winning the finals!
>>562560687Run who you want to run Anyon. I'm going be using a triple end closer build because my favorite Umas are Tamamo Cross, Manhattan Cafe and Narita Taishin.
>medium cmDoes this mean Onige Suzu is usable again?
>>562560795>no mage grass option
just kill me why bring a SS to a S room nigga it's fucking B finals
>>562560610Doesn't work for me
>>562560652I lost it after burning out and not putting much effort into CMs.
>>562557108T-TAZUNA! TAZUNAAAAAAAAA!
>>562560893chanko propaganda
>>562560795surprising amount of laisu
i'm rewatching the first season of the anime (i watched it when it aired in 2018, barely remembered any of it) while also looking up special week's actual resultswas bold emperor one of those cases where the owner refused to let their horse be in the franchise? since it seems like he was replace with el condor pasa in the japanese derby
>>562560953If you want to block fronts, yes
>>562560968I-its an mp4 and i tested it after i uploaded it both on the catbox and here...
>>562560652On cm finals i legit cant fall asleepThats why i keep my gambling to uma only i can only imagine what id do if i irl gambled
why do third worlders always post gore when they're having a melty
>>562560965I know for a fact some people literally retired any ticket they hit 2 wins on, just to guarantee B finals. You may have been prey for such a person.
>>562560413that and the off chance she lands on a good rainbow somewhere else it was also a fast learner run which is why I could afford the 4 golds
>>562560904
>>562561085psychopathy and brownness go hand in hand
>>562560965>1696Can we go LOWER
>>562561050what browser? it didn't work for me on Firefox or Waterfox or Edge
>>562561184I use Brave. No ads at all.
>>562561085The darker the skin the higher ge violence
>>562556957Results, btwIf Hayahide hadn't been so far ahead at 2:06, Scarlet's Front Runner Straightways probably would have comboed into Resplendent Red Ace + Victory Cheer, but she missed Swinging Maestro so she wouldn't have won this anyway. Glad Kitasan picked up win.I wanted to see Scarlet win but at least she had the highest overall winrate on the team this CM.https://litter.catbox.moe/alpfzgj7ntx2ojsi.webm
>>56255704629%WR
Should I save for Summer Maru or Tachyon? I want another good speed card
>>562561161Surely you didn't just run those 3, you fucking nigger. Total race win throughout the CM this fucking doofus, not just the CM Finals aces. Add all the wins of your horses and count how many races you've done. Surely you can do that.
>>562560949>>562560895>>562560867>>562560760Then how do I make a pace chaser that's not xoguri win?
i'm not spending a single carat until run&win nature drops
>>562561286You play pace or front?Also maru is significantly closer
>>562561340oh you cant do thatlates are the gambler this next cm
>>562560519>>562560843Older video but in the Pises one Wit God was saying 2 + Superior heal anything else was a gamble of up to 15% easily
>Wins pisces plat>Encourages others to keep doing their best>Makes the schizo trannies seetheHow does one single poster manages to be so based?
>>562561286Smaru is good at LB1 and you can double selector her. Tachy is the way to go.>>562561340Try OG Opera. Double innate gold + consistent unique.
>>562561338d
>>562561340Fast Learning + alot of skill inherit
>>562561340You don't unless nishino inherit does something?But i havent checked
>>562561389nta but what if I run bothI guess the answers is just actually get both but aren't there other cards that you'd want for fr or pc in the meantime?
>>562556957>https://poal.me/kv8rw6The way I see it RRA is for fighting to stay in the top 2 positions during midrace to secure dedicated accelerations like Victory Cheer and A&S. The fact that it sometimes procs during the acceleration period is just free upside.
>>562561473Anon I, I give up.
>>562561435Where'd you steal this screenshot from faggot
>>562560652No that's kinda of the point
>>562561473You are the outlier of anyone this thread
>>56255704645% win rateyou don't need wit
https://poal.me/2im8uuhttps://poal.me/2im8uuhttps://poal.me/2im8uuhttps://poal.me/2im8uu
>>562561230well I was able to open it on Media Player Classic on the open url option but none of my browsers wanteddunno if it was me or other anons had the same problem
it's just a game bwo no need to take it seriously if you lose
>>562561591>>562561637I'm glad I got your attention schizo trannyNTRanon will keep on winning and you will seethe forever, retard
>>562560652aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'm THROWING MYSELF ALL OVER MY HOUSEI've been chasing this high... for three months..i haven't won since LibraI fucking SWEPT THE PODIUM
>>562561637Is he ok desu wa?
>>562561098Sounds like everything did indeed line up. Good work, Ayabebro.
>>562561761We should ask for the second opinion but maybe its just your PC, desu.
>>562561578i used the same taishin and bourbon that got 39 wins and 7 wins, respectively. i used an assortment of kitasans day 1 and they got 3 wins in total, then used a new kitasan days 2-4 that got 18 wins. my player counter thing is 9194, which is under 10k.(39+7+18+3)/80 = 83.75%let me know if you have any additional questions
I SAW THAT
>be taishin>does not proc spurt>radiant star bad timed activation>still wins anywayarguably the strongest long uma
>Shitposting is particularly bad in /v/ todayDo I give up? Do I migrate to /vg/ like a little bitch?>Local shitposter posting gore hereAhh... We're just fucked today
I got a rare oshi plat win, but not a single (you) for it
>>562561403ONORE RYAN!!!!!>>562561453True, I don't know why I forgot about using her but I don't know what inherits to take.>>562561531I remember someone saying it only worked for mile/sprint but I don't know how true that is
>>562561831Congrats anon!
>>562561773
>>562561535The upcoming speeds are just to niche Like theres seeking the Pearl speed but she gives a horrible mix of style skillsThen there's taiki which is a good statstick but only has mile relevant skillsAnd after that we're already at smaru speed
>>562561883it didn't work on my Taishin...
>>562561850I don't know why you're still responding to him. I really don't.Grats on the results.
>>562561823
>>562558098This is from reddit
>>562560959It's an open poal. Add it yourself.
Ntrnigger and Staygoldnigger need to just die already, thread won't get better until they're gone
>>562561950Inherits do not matter that much but if you want some you got Brian and Dober.
Heh! Guess what /uma/? I won! Yeah that's right, I got another Platinum trophy! You jealous? I bet you are. I'm so much cooler and better than you! I am the strongest toraina ever!
>>562559190I don't TRY to make it happen. I just get no stam items.>>562559118I used to win it off low stam. I think Brian is just a big ol jobber.
>>562561864she's so flat
>The southern weeb got his 9 CM win streak brokenShame, this guy is pretty alright but the whales eventually fall. Crazy it was during the long which is more whale territory.
>>562561758It's just craving for attention. He tried shitstirring on /v/, was ignored, proceed to post a scat, then got banned. He went back here or the previous thread, started spamming, also still ignored and was banned for it unsurprisingly, and then now he's acting mad for getting banned.
>>562562018thanks though i wasnt trying to show off my results, i just noticed my results contradicted his statement of >70% w/r = >10k
>>562562083You are getting shit on idiot
>>562562048>>562561950Oh, right. You could prio getting ignited PWR/GUTS instead.
>>562562201
>>562561831>sub 10k lobbycutie
>>562562083Turbo would say this
>>562562156
YOU LOSE LOSER AHAHAHAHA
What trigger xim?
>>562562156>triple fronthe was begging to be golshi'd
I'll see you in a couple of hours, once this schizo calms down
>>562560652Just take the Ls until your deck improves. Game is stress free also while were in the worst scenario.
I lucked into a room with no taishin and only one kita front so I won, bwos.I feel like a fraud since in the end I only beat shitters
>>562562171No, I get that. You were just disproving the thingReally though, grats, amazing results.
>>562561340You're asking the wrong guy for pace advice, that's the one strategy I don't touch outside of TT. Solo front isn't the death sentence it's made out to be, but with Aries having such a one dimensional meta you have to either plan around how to fight Oguri or accept that you're going to lose. Solo front will be even worse than normal because 90% of the tryhards are building Oguri + 2 debuff or Oguri + 2 Front. Triple front has the advantage of shutting Oguri + 2 Front teams out of U=MA2, but a solo front does nothing to counter Oguri teams and comes with the inherent disadvantage of not always having opposing fronts to position struggle with.
>>562562083I'm going to rape you
I'm omw to Hanshin right NOW AND I KNOW I SAW ONE OF YOU /UMA/ NIGERS IN THIS TRAIN YOU'RE THE ONLY OTHER WHITE GUY HERE REVEAL YOURSELF
My Grade A Finalshttps://files.catbox.moe/64nrzf.mp4
I drew some more silly uma puns, here are the Yokai Teios: Tokai Teirokurokubi, Tokai Teiootengu, Tokai Teiokiku, and Tokai Teioboroguruma
>>562562156>runaway>bourbon with poor laterace instead of Smaru that wins if she is in the third as a safety netKinda stupid ngl.>>562562286He probably got Bourb'd
>>562562321A win is a win.
now that Longslop is overit's time to put an end to Kitasan
ON MY FUCKING STAR SIGN CM TOOFUCK THIS GAY SHIT
>>562561549>The way I see it RRA is for fighting to stay in the top 2 positions during midraceThat's true enough, but in a front-heavy meta, it's inconsistent. You're still hoping to be in top 2 after position keep ends. If you're third, it's unlikely she gets to use RRA. If she's second, you still have to pray for shit to go your way to use it.>The fact that it sometimes procs during the acceleration period is just free upside.But this is what I live for. It's the reason I watch every race.
>>562561950The guy lied about nishinoBut she checks if its final corner so its gonna be shit for this cm
>>562562363>taking pictures on the trainbrown behavior, desu wa
>>562561952Thank you thank you>>562557046Turns out after seeing so many Kitas get blocked by ChocoBo's and SMaru's, sticking Nimble Navigator was a good bet, because it hit when my Kita got shoved behind a SMaruShe was a last minute entry, no record in the qualifying roundsVery counterintuitively, 3 whites and Radiant Star was enough. If i didn't test it against my other Kitas with double golds and see her reliably win i would have just set this one aside
note how this hyper schizo behavior always happens in gacha threads, never in white boy games
>>562562284The NTRanon existence makes him go nuclear, he started posting scat on /v/ when the NTRanon posted there, now he is here going full schizo after getting banned
>>562562363Behind you blud
>>562562363I'm posting right now
>>562562376Yeah, he got Bourb'd who pushed past the Suzie and had a great Radiant Star proc. The same guy's Golshi pushed into second so he was out of luck either way.
>>562562363This is cute. I hope you find your Densha Anon.
1 / 11000 with 90% WR. Is the higher wr = higher number a gaslight or there's less players now?
FCJCJUFCUJ YOU EHIREWGIOREEBR
>>562562438Bros never seen Japanese rail fans before
>>562562171Fine I'll take the L, grats but those are shitters you're mostly up against then. The number represents how many you've won as well as how many your opponents have won against, that doesn't take away the plat however.
>>562562284>>562562157
>>562561950post the rest ofthe comic please
>>562562045I didn't mind it in small doses but the avatar attention seeking got old fast
>>562562537you take pictures OF the train, not IN the train
>>562562376runaway is the strat to beat end closers thobut it doesn't work if suzuka gets overtaken too early
why is he talking about himself in third person?
>>562562363Kyon-kun, densha!
>>562562429hahafunny numbers
>>562562429oh wait i forgot this fucking bullshit
>>562562372and here's a bonus Oguri Kappa, thanks anon for the inspirations
>>562562363>You can not only check the driver work, but there is no big safety door or anythingA more civilized people, while the west behaves as if anyone needs to be protected by cockpit type doors, which is sadly true.
>>562562456/a/ mexicans don't know how to behave outside of their general thread favelas while /tv/ doesn't even attempt to have a culture
>>562562021There's really something not right with her. She disturbs me
>>562562438The train is the most civilized vehicle after bikes
>>562562539[citation needed]
>>562562571Bwo you're acting like one of those "THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T DO WHILE IN JAPAN" videos then proceed to say all the rules the japs themselves break
>>562562370>Goldship NSM scare out of nowhere
>>562562532>Xoal xitty whore modeAll yours brotha
/v/ threads keep getting deleted :/
>>562562372BASED, I fucking love you
>>562562372>>562562624Holy cow, gold struck twicethis is great
>>562562372The things I would do to Tengu Teio...Thanks for posting again
>>562557046i always believed in her
>>562562428Kita actually carries over third of her accel in Aquarius>>562562520If he had smaru, she would blow past both of them and get the proc for sure.>>562562574Also smaru IS a runaway on her own if she procs properly. Truly surprised people value Bourbon over her. Guess they got lazy on the groundworks.
>>562562531The number is based on the combined winrate of the three players in the lobby; it's a shared value.
>>562562372>>562562624>He deliveredHoly based>>562562724CUTE! I wanna lift her up and see her waggle!
>>562562363I will see you at the stop bwo
>>562562429Sucks bro but on another note sad ear Umas are funny
I will be running Tamamo Cross in CM12 /uma/.
>>562562372>>562562624Oh neat, I was online when you posted your gyarus so neat to be on for this too.Amazing stuff.
I'm gonna follow a sloptuber's guide this cm it's my last chance to get a plat
Second win in a row, 2 CM wins total. Tama carried me through the whole cup, what a beast.
>>562562363>railtracks across urban areaThat's wild man, I've never seen that before
oh yippee i attracted the schizo
>>562562725Its peak tranny Janny hour so its to be expected
>>562562725because janny is as retarded as youjust make the threads on /a/ if you hate there being a dedicated board for video game generals that much
soon
>>562562372I KNEEL>>562562624OGURI KAPPA AS IN PEAK
>>562562429Capricorn is my star sign. I've gotten at least 2nd in every CM I've competed in but one.Guess which one I got third in.
>>562562854>oh yippee i attracted the schizoSame.
>>562562878no one cares, pedophile>>562562827oh yeah, I attracted the based ntr poster! yippie
>>562562725Get raped you filth and fuck OffYou are Not welcomed here
>>562562805
>>562562878I choose both
So, how many plats you guys got? I got nine.
>>562562839I hope you have xOguri
>rolled for Kitasan>winIt's just that easy.
>>562562942stay mad
>>562562975MAYAPITS
>>562562372>>562562624thats pretty cool anonfor a moment i thought this was a 2hu parody, the hand drawn art didn't helpare you a nip or just an omega weeb?
>>562563004I actually do but I don't know how to build her
NA hours are kinda shit, might go to sleep already...
>>562557046I'm not sure how, but she won Group A. Feels like the game rewards me inversely for how much effort I put in.
>>562562878>Ditching a 10/10 retarded brown goddess who has strong housewife potential for a loli with nothing physically appealing about her
>>562562194head on and ignited pwr it is, thankfully I have a parent for that>>562562356Thank you for the response, I don't normally think about such things as front niggers and just throw in whatever I have so I actually want to build properly this time since I have decent cards now.>>562562434>great parent>but not this cmAGAIN>>562562561Here you go
>>562562961Yes, just like that!
>>562563028My Kitasan did kind of mediocre this CM, ended up with a 15% or so winrate. Where did I fuck up (Has Radiant Star)?
>>562562954make me
>>56256297510Mile cm hate me and i hate mile cms
>>562563028Torena-san is getting raped tonight
>>562563146>Pokke with titsNo
>>562562835Is pace Tama good?
>>562563146>Pokke with titsYes
trainee
>>562563146>Pokke with titsMaybe
>>562563223nyot her original one
>>562563146>Pokke with titsI don't know
>>562562169Why is she making that face?
>>5625630932 mid race recoveries + 777 + u=ma2After that just any medium/pace skills and you are done
>>562563289sex
next CM will be better
People love shilling tachyon ssr speed but wait until players realize the free SSR speed from just before it is already just as good
>>562563124Wit and power should be around 1k, straightway is inconsistent, focus and groundworks werent that important (for the longest of longs).Also double circling is inefficient, exp the green.
>>562563146>Pokke with titsCan you repeat the question?
>>562563124low wit for a front
>>562563146>Pokke with tits
sakura sexo
>>562563364only the gaslit and the xoguri players are actually pulling for tachyon
>>562557046+ Radiant star. Won against UG goldship with long S
>>562563461succubus
It's really nice with the Cherry Blossoms in full bloom.
>>562563470what are the non-gaslit pulling for
>>562562429LEMAO BAD!
it's time for humiliation slide
>>562563109>with nothing physically appealing about her
>>562563109You forgot about her having the monopoly on "wild girl" fetish fuel. I got a new recreation scene today where she takes you out to the woods, implies she's going to one on one you, cooks you food, and then dives in the river when you embarass her by implying an ulterior motive. Eternal wife material.
I'm a fucking loser with 1 plat (and in the least important CM) I deserve to be killed
>>562563361>Bourbon ZeroKino
>>562563092I'm half Japanese half weeb, but I sure do love my feudal Japanese folklore
>>562562710I couldn’t pass up NSM even if it meant taking a weaker card
>>562562975zero
>>562563364card name or fake
>>562563364Well thats speed va skill point bonusAlso its a front card not paceIt be a more fair comparison with smaru
Never wonNever will winI am stopping this dogshit game
>>562563371>>562563387Fair, I didn't get good results running KSB career unfortunately, that one was my best and I got her on the final day before CM. Still she pulled in a lot of victories, but it was Tamamo Cross who made sure we won whenever KSB died randomly. >>562557046This one.
>>562563364Sure bwo nothing different here
>>562563521the pixel man is doing it
>>562563124I think it's the low wit. I have a Kitasan prior to this one with 1200/1100/1000 Turf S/Long S but with 700 wit and she only had 2 wins. Retried on the last day for this one and I think she passed all the wit check against the other 2 ChocoBo and Kitasan.
>>5625629756 Plats, 9 Golds. Not bad for someone who hasn't spent money on the game I'd say.
>>562563634why did you mark all your cards
>>562563616you'd never imagine it, but it's yet another bourbon card that fronts must runweird how that keeps happening
>>5625629751
>>562563124Midrace seems kind of lacking, I'm guessing she had a hard time reaching second place?The View from the Lead is Mine only triggers if you're in first by a decent margin, so it's useless, it's basically a "win more" skill in this context. You'd much rather inherit something like Operation Cacao.Straightaway recovery is also pointless and inconsistent here, so I would drop it as well.I would even drop Focus + Groundwork if there were good midrace skills to buy, but I'm guessing there weren't based on your skill choices.Also it goes without saying, but her wit is really low.
>>562563527For the pal card same banner so in the end youre pulling regardless
Can y'all stop calling obvious gay characters straight? Thanks
>>562563109I prefer cult leaders.
>>562562975Chilling with two. I don't really mind, doing my best.
>>562563619
>>562563802You can blame Cingrey for this one.
>>562563648Wait, that Bourbon is free?The only gold groundworks ever released?
>>5625629755. Would be cool to win the next one too to hit 50% win rate.
>>562563521Post the course
>>562562835
>e-celeb garbage>/v/ranny wojak schizophrenia>gore and shit postingwhy are NA hours like this?
Dia won one practice room so I'm going to take her to CM12
>y'all
>>562563521Idk if this random guy I stopped is here so if you are hi, if not then here's our bags.
>>562562430It can't take you from third back up into 1st/2nd for the Victory Cheer proc, but it can protect 2nd or put you in first from 2nd for A&S. It has to be the third best front unique, but gets completely ignored by the sloptubers.>>562562975Still two. I ragequit the event after getting eliminated from Taurus A group until I decided I was giving up too many carats and started trying again in Scorpio.
>>562563616it was the title of the image bro, U And Me ([U & Me]ミホノブルボン) https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30121-mihono-bourbon
>>562563470I'm pretty sure the Tachyon banner ALSO comes with a pal card so you're technically hard pulling for both of them. The real gaslight is pulling for S. Maru as she releases instead of her rerun.
>>562563848Different bobo. Speed bobo gives trackblazer hint, not gold groundwork.
>>562563848Another year of front meta coming up
>>562563812I am a trainer here's why and the quitting. Bad shitty faggot I lost Pisces Cup reasons I'm the game. PLEASE DO NOT BULLY ME WITH IT
>>562562372Suggestion: Loves Oni You
>>562562975This is my 5th plat, I'm a jobber...
>>562563842I will, because it also portrays Creek as something more than obsessively wanting to pamper (you)Not that such a thing is bad, but I like when the uma are a bit more serious.
>>562563897/v/ culture
>>562563542fuck you i think i did enough to have a fair chance of winningHOWEVER THE GAME DECIDED TO PUT ME IN A LOBBY WITH OPPONENTS WHO WERE RUNNING THE EXACT SAME COMPOSITION OF 2 FRONTS AND 1 END AS MEAND IT DOESNT HELP THAT I COULDNT GET LONG S ON ANY OF THEM
>>562563914https://youtu.be/IRsPheErBj8?t=2
>>562563940>>562563953Huh. Alot of bobos, guess someone has a hardon for her.
>>5625629757
After winning cm I feel like letting my umas rest so no runs from me for about a week
>>562563914YAYUMA FRIENDSFRIEEEEEEEEEENDSNot being a prick, it's actually quite neat that ye'd bump into each other. Enjoy your holiday!
>>562563921crap card tachyon is better
>>562563802The trainer can be male or female bwo, any uma that's attracted to the trainer is bisexual
So now that the dust has settled, are you happy with this chanmi result?
>>562564047>guess someone has a hardon for her.yeah, me
>>562563897Amerishit are subhuman and not whiteSuprised?
>>562563626Bourbon has skill point bonus, it's just 1 instead of 2. She also has 2 Speed Bonus. If you wanted to shill Tachyon you should focus on her priority which is really the 1 advantage she has over Bourbon (aka Bourbon decks will be stronger when looking at highrolls).Fronts are stronger than Pace and still will be at 1.5 anni btw
>>562564047not quite. much like speed maruzen, releasing mandatory support cards is their way of pushing the good umas on those cards out of the meta
>>5625629756 plats currently. All others are 2nd and only got 3rd once during sprint CM. I don't use meta honses so that's pretty good winrate desu.
>>562563997If you have high compatibility parents with 9 long each you have 80% per inspo te get a long...
>>562563914now kiss
>>562563914I'm jelly. Have a fun time!
>>562563634Kita Windy Tachyon Cafe Marvelous borrow Nice Nature for 60RB.You already had it better than me you retard, Im still stuck with 1LB Windy and Tachyon
>>562563897And now the subhuman is posting twitter shit lol
Will NY Opera be a decent choice next CM? I'd like a parent with Barcarole and I haven't run her yet, though I did run Original Opera in Taurus.
>>562564103>>562564124Really good point actually.
>
Michelle and Obey literally never ever.
>>562564097She Looks Like a fucking npc but she is growing on me
>>562557046Thank you for your service Admire Vega. You may rest now
>>562562975I think its better to ask how many golds I haveI didn't touch CM until Leo because a friend had to try really really hard to stop me from ignoring it out of my dislike towards competitive modes
>ye'dworse than saying "y'all", pretending you're hip and in the know with "the people"
>>562564226This is how the next three mediums are gonna go right
>>562564132Ricebros have to be good at the game or they'd have quit months ago.
>>562564112Im not shilling tachyonBut it has 100 pulls for free and personally i would like the pal card so i can borrow more interesting cards if I get tachy along the way so be it
I need to rage roll on a banner, what's my best option
>>562563914>dacchis watching an irl G1 race togetherIM SO JEALOUS. Have fun dacchis!Also who we betting?
>>562563648She's significantly better at training, and when both have uniques that require 80 friendship, 30 instead of 20 is massive for actually having your friendship high enough for first summer. Tachyon has a skill point advantage and a priority advantage but also significant downsides, when you're talking about must-pull cards Tachyon only makes sense if you want to focus on Paces because f2p will have Kita+Bourbon.
>>562564276Doto...
>>562564283Or we've been saying it for decades. I don't even know who you're responding to, but you're a retard.
Holy fucking B A S E D
Jiggie?I'm making horrendous decisions, and my inherits are unusually bad today, and my runs are suffering for it I need a break.
>>562564380Bright. You only need one hit to get your dopamine from an uma banner.
>>562563793Pal card? AKA eternal borrow slot? I don't pull for cards intentionally designed to only be usable in a single scenario. How much use do you still get out of Riko? f2p fucked themselves if they MLB'd her over something like kita/finemo/creek, and whales have better options now that unity is never again that good.
>>562564430>U2gFast learned or guts maxing?
>>562564283Kill yourself staygoldnigger you don't even play the game
>>5625629753 out of 5, looks good to me.
>go to sleep after losing CM >suddenly wake up>feel even more tiredI just got a sleep deprived event IRL fuck you cygays.
>>562564268Have you look at yourself in the mirror lately?Also NPC's don't win G1's
>>562564506I like the fake kita
is Sirius Wit good?
I only roll on the support banner if it has free rolls and I get good things from my free rolls.
>>562564506I also like when characters from other gachas exchange outfits
>>562564548it's called a scenario tax for a reasonit's 15k carats you're required to pay to play the gamebut starting at 2.5 anni almost every pal card is on a human rights card anyway so your argument is dumb
>>562564612Issue of skill, never take naps like that, you'll die.
>>562564430Goodjob Falcobro I won't let the Ug rank filter me and deny your efforts with turf E and long E.
>>562564240Its not fair...
>>562564549dude's a buhi but he loves falco so it's cool in my book
>>562564656I wish Asumi Kana was in more things...
>>562564506This Kitasan looks weird
>drains your semen (-10 energy)>gives you 30 speedThank you Bakushin, I knew I could count on you
>>562564610>late comerHey, good for you anon! Keep it rollin
>>562564704>almost every pal card is on a human rights cardhuman rights card banner*
>>562564787this Rice looks sexy
>>562563897Go all in on CB if you are end closer chad
>>562564785I wish I was in Asumi Kana...
>>562564776It never is, what did we do to deserve never getting REAL Ameri-horses?
>>562564690>voices el condor pasahuh neat
>>562564646I never glued my Blockushins from Cancer i hope you don't glue your rabbit after she's done
>>562564947
>>562564145yeah because everyone has a 9 long parenti guess my fault i spent too much time remaking my tt team instead of making parentseither way because im a luckwit it's always 2 of good stats, good skills and distance S, never all 3
>>562564964NTA but I actually reused my Capricorn Suzuka blocker
rate cm11
>>562565051longslop/10glad it's over
>>562564704>2.5I think you mean 1.5
>>562564667NoFrom the brink is just shatterproof for late surgers
>>562564926Dreams be dreams.A one-sided crush for 20ish years. Good thing I have so much escapism that I can escape my other escapist escapades.
>>562564851What is the sexual appeal of THE Bakushin?
>>562564787Bratty rice makes me erect
>>562565051
>>56256505160/100 or losing to radiant star/10, take your pick>>562565090tachyon is skippable the same way that teio will be, and ancestors isn't on a banner, so I'm pretty sure that I got that right
>>562565051Group stages were kino, final was dogshit.
Hello /uma/ can I use Triple Pace Chasers for the next CM? I want to use Christmas Oguri, Christmas Biwa and NY Opera.
>>562565074hmmm oguri dominator slop
>>562564783Golden background means its your uma, no?
I'll never forgive ENtrannylators.
>>562565051I LOVE LONG CM I LOVE LONG CM I LOVE LONG CM I LOVE LONG CM I LOVE LONG CM I LOVE LONG CM I LOVE LONG CM I FUCKING LOVE LONG CM SO FUCKING MUCH
>lose by a nose cause stupid fucking game didn't give me a single rainbow in the last 3 turns
>>562565051I got 2nd place (finally not 3rd) A this time with only 6 ace runs so probably a 8/10
That copypasta makes me kinda feel guilty for spending 400 dollars thoughShould I spend more
>>562565219at least that shit is easy to buildyou can basically treat the next 2 months of the game as casual carrot hoarding time
>>562565256canon
>>562564643Npc toproad
>>562564787cygay youre sitting on a goldmine, release the sex Rice right away
>>562565314you should spend 400 dollars on uma merch instead
Reminder next Long is CM20 and its only 2500m>>562565214Poor consistency on third recov proc for fronts. Pacer oguri meanwhile can 97 percent it.
Why are front runners still so cucked even in Jp?
>>562565051next cm will be butter
What is Prize Derby?
>>562565008Ideal.
>>562565325Bourbon is so fucking pretty
>>562565051Tranny game
>>562565126She has... THAT...
>>562565402Legit haven't had a good frontrunner speed card in fucking years
>>562565270
>>562565051I got plat easy so 10/10
>>562565314The more you spend, the more chances you end up facing hardcore paypigs and parent botters
>>562565406wheel with prizes (bingo cards) from events. The chibi characters have short lines before and after you spin so it's probably those
>>562565448
>>562565406>he didn't finish the prize derbybricked
The Uma that won you the CM should be rewarded. Thats right Toreina’s, it’s time for you to put out for the one that won it all for you.
>>562565325>we go from the absolute PEAK SEX duo of maruzensky + bourbon to flatties and cunniesfronts peak early I guess, future fronts suck
The only way to save cm 12/13 is to drop evolve skills
Cheese directly on carrots is not good.
>>562565126Next time you look at her I want you to imagine the white parts of her outfit aren't there.
Micobikini Sunday when?
>>562564947>>562565008They are legally required to add her to the game.
>>562565614Isnt it kinda sad the front meta cards in 2026 JP are still those 2
uma x trainer
i need a breaki've been having a mental breakdown past 2 hours
>>562565051I won even though only scoring 3 wins once/10>>562565283I will always love the left ojisan security in this video
>>562565557
>>562557046i don't know how the hell she won
>>562564197She's good as a parent, as ace she's just kinda meh. No reliable accel for pace and no gold midrace skill to help
>>562565649I have so many questions
>>562565754looks like you're in the wrong thread, /umajp/ is actually a different one
does somebody wanna spoonfeed me who the best parents for Satono Diamond are? I'm currently obsessed with her and can't stop thinking about how I can make her the best version of herself
>>562562975I got 4 but my cards are starting to be bricked so it's hard to compete since I skipped rolling on every card banner after kita
>>562565610Every CM finals should give you a bonus ace slot and winner uma should get an epiphet.Cygames isnt too smart though, its why they left non-japanese releases to rot, sold Party Dash for an absurd price and didnt implement spark rerolling in global.
>>562565126Fastest umapyoi of the east
>>562565051bretty gud
Another day lusting after Tazuna and Maruzensky, please help.
>>562565727I dont see Cat Mayano in that pic
>>562565713Then where is she?Preferably with the gal outfit and the butler outfit.
>>562565765
gamble this
>>562565734I would smack Flash ass
>okay time to try this character out>TURF S MEDIUM S>JESUS THIS IS MY FIRST RUN>didn't even have a race route>finemo agemasen'd me and the final 3 turns had 0 rainbowsGod damn I'm mad, I was still figuring out a good route and all of that happened, now I know I won't see that for 100 runs
>>562565824For next CM? Ryan and Dober
>>562565783What's the reliable accel for pace next CM?
If you didn't beat meta and get plat with your wife you didn't win
>>562565890>Only umamusume in the game that explicitly rejects your advances
>>562565610The reward is not going to the slide
>>562566012
>>562565824Ryan + Dober, get velocity gps like Brian and Oguri (forma de original)
I LOVE GETTING CLEATS SO I CAN BUY 2 TICKETS EVERY MONTH THAT I CAN USE TO DRAW 2 MORE USELESS CARDS THAT I CAN TURN INTO CLEATS TO BUY 2 MORE TICKETS NEXT MONTH!!!!!
>>562566047My oshi is Tamamo Cross so...
>>562566012None... Pace are gambling with NSM again (except for XOguri)
>>562565942
We're all champions here, right? I didn't participate in Champ Meet to meet any losers.
>>562566054She literally takes you on a christmas sex date. She just chickened out.
>>562565270>>562565557I’ve come to realize, as with ZRR, women in glasses with large breasts scratch an itch in my brain
>>562565851Giving some kind of special bonus to the uma who wins would help to combat the soulless meta slaving. Some kind of small, purely-cosmetic unlock for the uma would be cool.
>>562565972>>562566113Oh nice, I actually have Dober. Thanks
Fuck yea Bright got me the win! Screw you Goldshi!
>>562566164Shortstack with glasses and also pretty meek*All work together to make her sex incarnate.
>>562566047I love Ayabe
>>562566047My wife is Kitasan Black
>>562566120Will there be a CM where she's good in the near future?
>>562566131
I CRY AND PRAY MON DIEUI CRY AND PRAY MON DIEUI CRY AND PRAY MON DIEU
>>562565851They really should give limited epithets to umas that have won a CM. I feel like that would encourage oshigaming more
>>562566054That was the first year, after that she sucks you dry during the hot springs travel
>>562565585But Goldshi IS a cute girl?
>randomly got the Grass Wonder alt on my first voucherwhat the fuck
>>562566047My wife is Tamamo Cross.
>>562566419grats she's dogshit (but has a decent parent unique)
>>562566298She's always a decent pick for long CM, she'll also be viable in taurus (2400m Tokyo) thanks to red Maru's ult allowing everyone to compete
>>562566359they give uma specific titles for the next pvp mode LoH, so there's that at least
>>562565851>bonus ace slot uuuuuu i've been saving my entire CM team from CM to CM, including the ones that only did a single set, or utility umas like my Blockushins I'm scared of the day when i'll be forced to make room..
>>562566359I think it would be neat to have epithets for specific characters you can put on instead of the Plat title that you can only get by winning a cm with that character. Not only would it enable more oshigaming but it also could be used to flex >you won with Kitasan? Well I won longslop with bakushin
>>562566164https://files.catbox.moe/dhglg4.mp4
What does this mean, /uma/?
Is Nishino Flower a hebe
post your current emotion
silence, pedo, you dont play the game
How do you guys cope? Fuck, this is my 3rd CM and I really cant after having my high wr Tama blocked and the effort put in my team this time, guess gambling isnt for me
>>562566559Your wit is low
>>562566450I'll take it, my trainee luck has been insane this past month
>>562566320I'M CRUCIFIED, CRUCIFIED LIKE MY SAVIOR, SAINTLIKE BEHAVIOR, A LIFETIME I PRAYED.
much love from umastani hate gold ship so much it's unreal
>>562566641
>>562566493I love artwork like this where Air Groove gets excited by the trainer's bumbling.
>>562566573yes
>>562566641Still overjoyed I won a Platinum Title for Long!
>>562557046>>562566047Frontgods rule this place
>>562566659What you’re feeling is something similar to what the actual horse trainers feel after a G1. It’s okay anon-there is next time.
>>562565967what are you complaining about? That's an A finals ace easily even without speed star
>>562566659Finals is all luck, don't think too hard about it>b-but the winner had shittier umasHe was simply more skilled, luck is a skill, skill issue
>>562566664You're not wrong. What does this mean though.
>>562566896my shirt
>>562566659>https://files.catbox.moe/dhglg4.mp4The cope is to set your bar for success as qualifying and think of your final like a bonus round. If not for that I would have punched a hole in my monitor after losing to a shitty S Taishin today.
>>562566769Forgot my pic, she didn't even activate victory cheer or NSM. She won thanks to pure guts and dueling with her ult
Should I bother even getting OYL on my late surger next CM, or just borrow pasa instead?The move feels so fucking RNG that I'm better off just hoping for pump+dober
>>562566641>Look at my KaichouThis because Rudolf gave me a plat
Before next bread, can you post the image where Air Groove has a Freudian slip and says “our kids” to her trainer before getting embarrassed
>>562566892>>562566896stop wearing my shirts after we do itit makes me horny
>>562566659Getting a good WR before finals feels good to me desu, I have like a 70% winrate in finals and my losses have all been RNG faggotry which is just part of the game.I've lost a long CM to some faggot without SS because he got extremely lucky on a NSM proc, but I know it just happens.
>>562566914Your luck is also low.
>>562566965i wish i could cum like this again
>>562566659I started 1 month after release and haven't won a single CMI don't think winning B finals counts as a "win", no?
This is the Uma that took me to victoryWhat went right?
>>562567042
>>562566659There is always a winner and always a loser. When I ran practice rooms using the umas in my finals match, I beat them over and over. But in the actual finals race, they beat me. All you can do is maximize your chances.
>>562566641I didn't make Ayabe strong enoughI'm sorryAfter losing the CM I keep ragejoining cm12 practice lobbies and losing to the fucking fatass I don't know what to do
can someone gimme a victory smooch
>>5625669980.4 accel is usually the threshold and the skillpoint budget after that should be into something else. So it would just be Pump+Beyond yeahBut now that MANT inflates the stats so hard im not sure anymore about that accel threshold
>>562567152
>all these copersLmaoYou're just shit at the game, that's why you lostand you refuse to admit it
>>562566659I'm surprised people put effort into their CM's after they win oneI lost so much of my obsession over this game when I wonKind of wish I could go back to whatever mental state motivated me to constantly parent/fan farm for like a month
thanks for my first longslop plat, taishin
>>562567213*kisses you*Kisses turn to rape if post ends with 7
>>562566998You need NSM bwo
>>562567152Thanks!>>562567197It’s okay anon. It’ll be okay-you did your best and oshigamed. She would’ve appreciated you all the same for bringing her to finals
So far all my losses have been frustrating. I lost two CMs because nothing important triggered on all my 3 umas, and i lost 1 cm because i got matched with stam debuffers. I wouldn't mind losing to better opponents but losing like this hurts so much...
>drink instant coffee>shit my guts out 30 minutes laterwhy? I rarely drink coffee
>>562567264I don't put in that much effortI run one career a day, sometimes two during events, sometimes two in the last couple days before CM. Then I take what I got.
>>562564430I think I played you in a scrim. Do you also have a runway and a debuffer? Also good job!
>>562566902
>>562567141>Unique>Spurt>not dead from stats and recoveryShrimple as. Shame mine couldn't do the same in qualifiers, but Aries will be the redemption arc.
>>562566659Making it to A finals is enough
>>562567318maybe that's why, you are getting old anon...
>>562567318>I rarely drink coffeeexactly
is it possible to get a groundwork hint from a rival race in MANT?
Next time there's a long CM I'm just not going to bother queueing for the sake of my sanity
>>562567318Coffee can act as a laxative and a diuretic.
>>562565051The world was weak.Mainly because of how hard it was to get to get Long S this time.Those of us who went through the trouble to get it, were rewarded with easy wins.
>>562567335He stole that from twitter
>>562567213*Chuuu*
>>562561261I just looked at the Golshi I beat...MLB Narita Top RoadMLB FukukitaruMLB KitasanMLB Fine MotionMLB Satono DiamondMLB Nice Nature borrowhttps://litter.catbox.moe/obu3uwtqje615ogl.pngThis feels so much better now lol
Hello??? Bread???
>>562567367I'm not an unc...>>562567380Please elaborate
>>562567518>>562567518>>562567518Hope janny don:t kill us since 2 threads ago is still alive
Design what Obey Your Master's skills/trainee stats would even look like if you want her so bad.
>>562567432No, since its not a front skill. Pray for HORIGATO spooks
>>562565051Taishin love!Tamamo love!Cafe love!I love all my girls who did their best and got me a Platinum Trophy!
>>562567432No, you can only get style or distance skills from rivals.Although GW is associated with fronts, its still technically a neutral skill.
>>562567432No
>>562567525If you’re not used to drinking coffee it acts more like a diuretic and can surprise your body. Also instant coffee is baaaaaaaad. Get a good blend, add a dozen grains of salt or so into the cup, and it’ll taste nice
>>562567432Nyo
>>562567141Nimble Nav isnt a given and you have itRadiant Star is a meme until it isntI like how it looks like Tama forgot which track she was supposed to be racing atThere's literally even a MANT event where she talks about the difference between Tenno Sho Spring (Kyoto) and Takarazuka Kinen (Hanshin)
Oshigaming is when you play with your favorite character, but is there a term for playing with the character that is most similar to yourself? Image limit reached, but the pic would have been Ayabe.
Who do I bring to be my third ace next CM?
>>562567731>There's literally even a MANT event where she talks about the difference between Tenno Sho Spring (Kyoto) and Takarazuka Kinen (Hanshin)Heh I hadn't thought of that. I picked both because it was all I could afford with my leftover XP.
>>562568041That's kind of funny. My S Maru has one of the medium skills for the same reason and it actually matters because Ive been using her in legend races.
>>562568273NTA but yeah one of my long CM runners hit medium S too so I've been using her on all of the legend and daily stuff
