Previous: >>562556760>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Bright (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Zenno Rob Roy (SPD), SSR Curren Chan (WIT)Current CM: Pisces Cup - Hanshin Turf 3200m>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/05 - Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*), Symboli Rudolf (SSR), Sirius Symboli (SSR)04/05 - Ligne Droite Story Event04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Sakura Bakushin O (3* alt), North Flight (3* alt), SSR Daring Tact, SSR Daring HeartNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
>>562567518TAISHIN LOVE
Hanshin is hands down the most architecturally beautiful Racecourse I've seen
Maru game.Maru world.
>>562566998>Should I bother even getting OYL
>>562567625
>going to run xoguri and 2 frontsIs it even worth it to try and bring killer tunes for xoguri?
>>562567318Coffee hits harder if you don't drink it often dummyOr maybe it's a divine punishment from cafe for drinking instant coffee>>562567331It still feels like too much dedication to do this everydayOr maybe i'm just getting demotivated because of my Smart Falcon runs...
Would you bark for her?
>>562567072>>562566958
Mayano got second... she...she can still get her own anime, right? :(
You are not allowed to reply to this post if you don't have at least a 50% CM Final win rate
CM 11 Aquarius Cup status?https://poal.me/ki87sphttps://poal.me/ki87sphttps://poal.me/ki87spBourbin love
>>562567645why is this image overcooked
I want to use MEISHO DOTO for the upcoming CM...can I do it? Is that allowed /uma/?
That's it. I'm putting this bitch through the slide.
>>562567632something something I have a fetish for long silky black hair
Did people stop talking about the CM yet
>>562567707If she barks me back on bed, gladly
Admire Vega love >>562567632Man it looks great. Hope you have a good time there anon
>>562567794Yes, Golshi won.
Remember to put Radiant Star on your Christmas Oguri in CM12/13
Did the anon that told me wedding maya was meta lie to me?
>>562567872wedding maya works on pump tracks
>>562567738Reminder if you find this attractive you're a gay pedophile
>>562567692I wouldnt go out of the way to force it but if you can borrow pass you may aswel
>>562567775Good choice. She never goofs up.
>>562567862Nyope. It isn't distance and style specific
>>562567764nice pasta in therealso again there's a bias that people pissed that they lost would be less likely to participate in poals or even still be in the threads for today
>>562567738aaaaaaa stop making me horny you shirt stealing harlot!
>>562567870Not like there's much to buy, curvature is meh so might as well get a decent gamble skill
>>562567767Left it in the oven too long. My bad.
>>562567742Mayano will get her own anime!
>>562567870Radiant star is actually good if you run it with Hydrate, 777 and U=Ma2+AI
>>562567692Its just a velocity skill. Get it if you can, but its not important.
>absolute dog shit win rate>entire team RAPES gold finalsokay
>>562567692yes it's very good
Is cm13 ogurislop too? Just so I know not to put too much effort in
>87% wr in group B round 2>group B 3rd
>>562567862no but the last 3 runs I had falco spook me with it. It must be a sign to run fronts next cm
>>562567742you're getting an OVA like BNW
How much stam do you need for xoguri?
>>562567947but enough about the "hebe" you pedos freak out about every single fucking thread
>>562567990You succeeded where I failed... Mayacchi love~
>People with S Tier Umas winning CM Plat>I can't even make it to Group A Finals...
>>562568037frontslop since A&S + redshift works
Making a front sucks.I will never make a front again. I'm not enough of a no-life NEET. I will run Dasca as pace.
>>56256803713 is more balanced since derby but she's still top tier
uma yaoi
>Did you have fun?
>>562568015>S BourbonShow us your opponents even worse winrates
>>562568037It's mediumgem thanks to Red Maru's ult
>>562567764>no Graded A 3rd responses
No XOguri wins huh.Wish mine had won but I'm fine winning with Golshi.
>>562567972Well thing is, I did try posting after a week or so but the engagement just isn't there. And the pattern of 40% A Finals winners is the same regardless, I'm not even sure why I'm doing these anymore when the data gas remained largely consistent throughout 6 or 7 CMs.
>>562568087around twelve
>>562568170what the fuck does this say
>>562567738I need to leave a mark on that neck
>>562568132sex with ninja fun club
>>562567872Base Maya is much stronger
>>562568116Nigger what the fuck do you think she isHebe is still pedo shit but it's even worse when you're a faggot who wants to diddle little boys
>>562568262That's the copypasta or the "It's so over" optionWhat else do you need
guys I got 1st?!
>>562568132That's what you get, mitcher
>>562568053In Capricorn my Bakushin had the best w/r in the lobby. Won pace promote, got all her accels off. Was still encroached upon and passed by both trainers' low w/r late surgersIn Aquarius my most dominant racer was a Pasa that late started into 9th for the first time in 81 races. Then i got thrown off the podium entirely by one trainer's 3 umasMeanwhile, this is how my Libra went<-The gamba is real
>>562567790>sees friend talking with man>instantly assume it was him who initiated the conversation and that he must be pressuring her friendWhy is she like this?
>>562568341My eyes glazed over at the amount of text...
>>562568145>I will run Dasca as pace.Please don't do this to her.It's humiliating
>>562568435But I don't have a Groundwork parent...
>>562568401She's jealous
>marked
ngl I outright gave up after going 0-5 all three times on the first day
>>562568324 I learned that it is entirely possible to accidentally kill someone with a hickey so do not suck on it too hard you might cause a bloodclot that goes to the brain and causes a stroke that could kill.
>>562568145Just make a front runner WITH Daiwa
When will it be her time to shine again?
Going to the vending machineAnyone want anything?
>>562568330>>562568386there it is, gold looks better torena girl>>562568347cheers
>>562568386
>>562568556pack of crisps, maybe a chocy drinkthank
>>562568535So that's how you get one...
Does Hot Topic do anything
>>562568281>threads are 40% A Finals winnersthat just makes me feel even worse if i dont win a given CM because that's just the standard in heremotherfCOMPARISON IS THE THIEF OF JOY CHUDDA WHERE ARE YOU
>It's another "the shop refuses to give me whistles and inexplicably no one is on the correct training the entire summer" kind of run.
>>562568556coffee so you'll shit yourself
>>562568498Sounds like you have a new goal, Torena
My Golshi had a 50% win rate this CM, but then she failed the wit checks on Maestro AND Go-Home in the finals.I would have swept the podium if not for that.
>>562568386thanks I've been on a gold streak since taurus
>>562568521
>>562568556Arizona Tea
>>562568618charming but for etsuko and director
>>5625682816 7! WEI!
I don't know if I should give up and make a xoguri for the jims or try to cope with my oshi
>>562568401She's a femcel, she can't help it
>>562568671Taurus didn't have a gold.
>>562568592
>>562568556Cold canned coffee please
>>562568620>>562568281Losers don't post as often. Many people don't even make finals at all or even the next group
Is there a term for playing characters that are similar to yourself? Don't say oshigaming because that implies that I like myself. Pic related, it's literally me.
>>562568756I worded it badly, as in I won taurus and got second in every cm since
>>562568808what you said, literally me
>>562568756it did if you won group B
>>562568691
>>562568808twinning gaming or some shit
>>562568639>just do MANT runs until you get spooked by random Falco event and also get lucky on sparksAs I said, I am not a no-life NEET
>>562567978
>>562568808I like you Anon
>>562568756But I have it
Name a more unlikeable uma than Winning Ticket. I will wait.
>>562568893not a fan of this one so ill save my repeated joke for the next portrayal
>>562568535Yeah I know, I think we both saw the same news story. I used to do it on the neck a lot but after seeing that, I only do it on the collarbone and the back now
>>562568971Taishin's such a tsundere
>>562568435>>562568498>tfw got Seiun a while ago, and a 0LB Falco SSR>recently got Kita>The first time i ever even made a frontrunner ace was for this CMIt feels weird, i've been making lates, paces, and ends since i began playing at launch but now i have the opportunity to make god front parents despite not ever being familiar with the process of making them
>>562568873
Ayabe?
>>562567935For Aries wedding Maya will either give a delayed accel or useless target speed during acceleration zoneMeanwhile base Maya has NSM>>562568130I'm so happy I'm going to record the race tomorrow
4 B FINALS WINS IN A ROWTHAT'S A GRAND SLAM BAYBEE
Should I get this or just keep borrowing Neicha for lates next cm
>>562568971BourbonTerrible uma, the only reason anyone likes her is because she is hot
She's done it again.
>>562568808Self-insert?
>>562568386>>562568592>>562568778Weird looking Kitasan
>>562568885you borrow the Falco card for parent runs broski
>My first CM Platinum win comes from my S+ Rank Tama beating out several SS and an UG rankI love this Kansai girl like you wouldn't believe
>>562569156>50 spec prioI might use it, Nature's 2 wit bonus is juicy but she rarely sits on wit..
>>562569107I agree
>>562569060
>>562569197But I need Fuku...
>>562568971Curren, Gold City, Air Groove
I've had some booze so I'm a bit drunke and I'm finally brave enough to watch my umas get 3rd place in A finals. I'll post a crying uma in a few minutesI wish I were rich so I could buhi
>>562569107What about her cute face?
>>562569196Opera bratty
>>562569278fuku is a crutch
>>562568973Don't have more but eh can't win em all.
Anyone else lose the will to play today after losing the CM
>>562568971It's impossible to name a more unlikeable uma than Tickezo.
>>562568618In MANT Hot Topic is even weaker than normal, since you are guaranteed to max out the reporter every time.If you get it early, its still worth a few extra SP and stats from the director and the reporter respectively when you train with them.If you got that event before debut, I'd still take Hot Topic over the +10 power.
>>562568971Mayano purely because she can’t take no for an answer
>>562568971Sakura Chiyono O, Narita Top Road, Stay Gold
>>562569334to be fair im a finnicky bastard
>>562569271
>sweepy bricked herself because she bought and used too many +8 Max energy drinkslol
>>562569332and this is me
>>562569452you need a whole ass wheelchair at that point
>>562569449can't relate, fix your preset, LOSER
>>562569310>I wish I were rich so I could buhiJust train Goldship. She can win CMs as long as you've been spending your free carats reasonably well.
I'm a simp now ...
>>562569447
>>562568971DAAAAAHBY!?
straightaway adept, straightaway recovery, ramp up, corner accelerationi can pick any 3i already have oyl, poc, rd, 15,000,000cc, moving past, triumphant pulse, uma stan, all ive got, and fighting spiritwhat do i get
Is this usable for cm12I really want to make a better one but I'm finally feeling the limits of my deck and I am already getting burnout from mant
Yeah... personally I also only have a 5/11 CM winrate so yeah. Idk what to make of these statistics>inb4 two CM 7sYeah cause I fucked up the naming and the 100 people who answered also didnt notice.
>>562568971Curren.
>>562569637her laugh gets annoying after a while bwo...
>Super Lucky Seven>Risky Business
>>562569690recovery, adept, ramp up
>>562569728>I'm finally feeling the limits of my deckPost deck
>>562569646
>>562569690oh i forgot i also have medium straightawaysnice natie literally showed up on the last possible turn, and i barely got max wit/speed, very lucky overall
Now that the long CM is over, would Kitasan win anywhere else in the near future? On medium tracks at best her ult is a midrace speed inherit into the final spurt on the corner
>>562569156it's shit because you need to do 5 wit friendship trainings with this card specifically just for it to be as good as FM is on turn 0
>Have female friend for a long time now >We talk about vidya, anime and other nerd shit >Talking about our favorite umamusume >"My favorite is Ayabe and..." >Doesn't tell why, starts giggling for no reason >I ask what's so funny why is she laughing >"Hihihehe is nothing anon, I was just thinking how similar you are to Ayabe hehehihi" >Keeps giggling for no reason >"You are so totally Ayabe" >Yeah okI don't get it
Welcome back to Japan, Yanko!
>new month>club rating takes a shitgee i wonder why
>>562569808
What race schedule do you guys use for mile/medium uma with long E or lower? I'm trying to raise Chiyono O but not sure what races to do other than the triple tiara set
double dominator discord Ardan vs a fat witless nigga with too much stamina
>>562569792alrighty, now to bring her to rooms to test
>>562569802I don't know what to use so I've been swapping cards around, kita is my only usable SSR and I'm missing some better SRs like stinko and flower
>>562569760tasteless faggot
>>562569156the only reason to use this card is for its gold, and it's the only card to have it until neouni replaces it in 18 monthsif you feel like spending 60k on that, go for it
>>562569868>>562569156Why is she an escort toilet
>>562569985https://uma.guide/agenda-planner/presets->tiara
>>562569923>anon is literally Ayabe Please let me hit
>>562570023>urarahoneypot card
>>562569778I was tempted to getting Risky business during the longslop but midrace wasn't enough to justify it
I thought I had two vouchers but I only had a ticket and a voucherI'm so brickedWhich is the least useless to bring up to 3LB with a crystal? The voucher doesn't have NTR...
Should I make my deboofers in URA?
>>562569970
Do we ever get another big round of skill buffs? The last one did a great job of making more shit worth considering.
What time does the Osaka Hai start again? Is it 2:45 JST again?
>>562570094yes
>>562570063Thanks
this game any good? Cinderella Grey was pretty good.
>>562570080voucher pasta save crystal
>>562570032woman laughing at every small thing ebin
>>562570217On a scale of 1 to 10 how much do you hate yourself
just ran out of clocks on the tenno sho spring on a god run
>>562570217do you like VNs, ones with GREAT music and neat 3D models? do you like roguelikes? do you like xyz trainer type stuff? do you like idolmaster?
>>562570132
>>562570217If you only want to read the stories yeahThe gameplay part is miserable if you're not a buhi or jobless
>>562570137about every year there's some skill buffswe'll also get evolved skills in 2nd anni, or 1.5 if they pull another 0.5 anni and shift it forward a scenario
YOU will be using Christmas Oguri, Kitasan Black and Mihono Bobo.I be using Meisho Doto, NY Opera and Manhattan Cafe.WE are not the same.YOU have the good umas and will probably win.I have the umas I love and will probably lose.WE however will be happy either way.
>>562570023I would drop Sweep for Jordan, which should also open your Fuku borrow for Sirius Wit. Urara card is okay if you like her, personally her 0 friendship doesn't matter as much to me since I view her as a TE stick. I'd still go for a random 10 RB card though.
>>562570338very based
>>562568971shut up Taishin
>>562568547CM13Final corner is where the final spurt beginsIn MANT Taiki has the privilege of cramming all medium stars for maximum stat gain instead of going half-and-half like we all did long+mile stars for CM11
we won bros with an insane time too
Give me your Dotos, Meisho.
>>562570315
>>562570290was it really a god run if you jobbed the stamina check race
>>562570450
1-8 no food9 food0 OD
>>562569310not terribly surprised. My Kita lost midrace to a Long A, 650 wit Kita with no groundwork and no mid-race skills to speak of, and my Bourbon wasn't strong enough to get enough of a lead before the #1 favorite (Golshi) took over. RNG bullshit. Oh well. Time to start more serious Aries prepkuyashiii
Thoughts on this creature?
>>562570217Do you like getting absolutely dicked down by RNGesus?
>>562570542gooner bait
>>5625701473:40 JST
>>562569343I have run her career one time and I recently deleted the one veteran Uma of her that I had. I really don't see her appeal
>>562570542woman with big boobs i love her
>>562570319more like if you're a faggot tryhard who can't accept anything than plats
>>562570450Okie dokie!>>562570520Overdose on what...?
>>562570520TORAINA-SAN NOOOOOO!
>>562570542That's my mom, bro.
>>562570520Overdose...
>>562570542
>>562570520
>>562570542she's super
>>562570486
>>562570542Kids farm
>>562570352Running full oshi sometimes stings when things dont pan out though ngl
>>562570612I'm here to win
>>562569591I could never get her to win reliably in Pisces, deck was pic related so I just had shit luck with her this time. My Tamamo won a bunch, though.
>>562570217The story and the VN part of the game is fun. The gameplay however is only fun if you wont PVP
19216041192160411921604119216041cm 12 test
>>562570542sex
>>562568825Is that his own account at 14kTruly the best American uma trainer
>>562570439sfv doesn't work anymore
>>562567731
>>562570260>>562570296>>562570319>>562570585...I think I'll stick to the anime.
>>562569923She sees you as emotionally damaged. >>562570217No. This is also the worst scenario to pick it up.
>>562570718It would sting more if you were using some shit like gold ship and still lost though
>>562570684
>>562570542ugly in game, cg saved her
>>562570450Here have a Takarazuka Kinen
>>562570796Great choice tourist
How has your club been doing this CM?I saw two wins and three losses so far
>>562570796good work, you decided against slavery and being a soulless cunt
>>5625706201-8 meds9 choccy0 food
>>562570908why is she smiling at me like that?
>>562570842
>>562570908My danchou won
>>562570796We freed another poor soul from Cyjews' grasps
>>562570776No, no. This is all wrong. I don't want to be her husband. I want to be her child.
>>562570094You can actually make debuffer in MANT just dont do much races and spam wit
>>562571059You will be both
Did a random 10 pull for the hell of it and got crazy horse. She any good?
>>562570585Someone make that math make senseit LOOKS like the game fucking cheats in favor of the npc's. what the hell
>>562571005
>>562570835>the worst scenario to pick it upqrd?
>>562571092
>>562570908>>562570993
>>562570585You don't have acceleration meanwhile Daiwa has Daiwa Rocket and Vodka NSMJust buy angling early
>>562570746thank you for the room
>>562571141games love to cheat for the NPC to make things work, however only RTS are usually THIS fucking blatant about doing it.
>>562571161
>>562571217>Mejiro Makerbased, I wish you all the best in the upcoming CM
>>562570590Thank you.
>>562571204
>>562571179yeah I think I'm done for
>>562570315succubus>>562570486succubus
>>562571217i realize i was using my worse dober when i joined a public roomhow the FUCK did she beat this
>>562571204you clicked the wrong thread, this is /uma/ not /umajp/
>>562571321
>>562571427m-m-m-madam you're pussey is showing...
>>562571173Every serious run takes more than an hour to complete, you can get completely screwed over by items in your shop that you have to check every turn and the race rng that gives you stats and points on top of the normal uma training rng and also all character stories have been removed in it so you have to go to another scenario to actually play through your new umas career, it's basically a scenario only for the boggest sweats
>>562571438and you missed /v/ and /pol/ by a mile
cm12 status?
>>562571217I tried to run Digitan in two CMs so far i dont know if i can push a third god damn
I've never seen a hag run so fast
>>562571486I got my first plat
>>562571427I don't know, I feel kinda strange fucking Teio
>>562571486see >>562571217 >>562571425i have no fucking clue what im doing but im able to win the occasional room. which at this point is usually an alright sign
>>562571141His trainee knew fewer skills than the competition. She could have benefitted by learning more.>>562571173The runs take forever, especially the first week or two when all the random events are new and don't get fast forwarded. The mechanics are wildly different than literally all the other ones, so you're not really learning the game. You need very specific cards and you've missed all welfare events and all but one of the banners; all of them die immediately after since like I said the mechanics are completely different. This scenario has killed the majority of all the previous servers' player counts and none of them ever recovered to pre-MANT levels.
>>562571217Why the fuck are we running 2000m on stamina like it was 1600mwhat the fuck is going on
>>562571471
>>562571387you missed /umajp/>>562568885you missed /a/>>562568132and you /bag/, the worst sin of all
>>562571481waow.
>>562569923you're literally a fucking retard and it pisses me off just to read this
I don't know how my Digitan won
>>562571592Time traveler-sama?!?
>>562571665I missed your mom's mouth and ended up shooting on her fat belly, sorry
>>562571427wtf I love teio now
>>562571665>the worst sin of all
>>562571427Delete this
>>562570542she RAPED me
>>562571654
>>562571653the characters with low stam have multiple recoveriesthe lobby was a bit wonky since there was no fronts, despite them supposedly being pretty great this cm. lots of those umas didn't get to ult because of positional issues, even that oguri whiffed ult somehow
>>562571680lates are gamba
>>562571697I did the same mistake with my post earlier so now it's even
I have failed you. I am not worthy of being your torena. Goodbye.
>>562571834But the winner had the stamguts of a Cancer Cup horse..
her name is black
>>562571141every stat has an invisible +400 for everyone, so the gaps are far smaller than they look. if skills don't time right or you get blocked you can easily lose to a "worse" racer.
>>562571827>woah what if I was Mejiro XXX hahaTRAINER NO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING GET OUT OF THERE ABORT
>>562571827
>>562571839I could do the funniest thing and run triple late
>>562571930We have more wit now
>>562571997thats the spice
>>562571969is it really +400 for all stats? I thought it was just stamina. How could we confirm this?
>>562571141It's basic math about probability with a pretty large group of runners that can interfere with each other. Same reason why they let you bet money on a godtier horse winning a race instead of saying "obviously that horse will win, we won't let you bet on it". it's very realistic to real racing, even mood which represents the day to day vibes of if the horse feels like doing their best and is in good condition.
>>562571653750 is the threshold this time around due to guts and wit being higher. Guts builds can probably go even lower.Oguri threshold is like 650 which makes her even more braindead easy to build.
>>562571948And her name is Week
do I need a gold recovery for aries?
>>562570908two wins three losses and a bunch of group b, sounds good to me
>>562571991
>>562572104me soon
>>562571991getting the name Mejiro is the best option, you will never have to work again in your whole life
>>562572083Your skills proc on 100 wit. You are fast on 200 speed. Have you never wondered why?
>>562572104Is this the same guy who posted his hand yesterday?
>>562571141You and the NPCs both get +400 stats during career which is why your umas don't gas out instantly on a mile debut, much less a medium, so he's only 800 speed vs 650 and has no laterace accel at all. If Falcon was the only front, which is possible, she didn't have enough spot struggle to build up a lead that couldn't be caught by the paces. He's also got Turf B which is a power debuff which further hurts the ability to try and close the race.
>spend my whole afternoon using up my borrows>all I managed to accomplish was farming fans for the clubHow is there 3 more months of this shit, I'm unironically considering using sweepy
>>562571839nigger the whole fucking game is gamba. My Kitasan just lost A finals because she whiffed every midrace overtake check with 870 stamina whereas her opponent, another Kitasan, got all of them despite having almost no midrace and 650 stamina. If you get unlucky, you're just fucked. There is no such thing as consistency in Uma Musume. The closest you can get is be an intelligent whale-slaving metafag.
>>562571680She's a good racist. my oguri did not get 3 restores to trigger because she was running front the whole race until digitan passed her by a nose, and my rudolph didn't pass 3 people late race for a similar reason of no fronts to pass.
>>562572181nta but that makes me wonder... do NPCs get this magical buff then as well? cuz if they don't, the blatant RNG cheating makes even less sense.
>>562572140
remember how in the first cm the thread would hit the end in the first hour. this game is dead bros
>>562572181Nyot really.
>>562570908>How has your club been doing this CM?Why does posting Flawa make this question sound ominous?
does anyone actually like this fatty
>>562572083It is literally +400 to everything, it has been confirmed in the code a million times. the only stat that is not a true +400 is wit because it's a buff in the race which means it won't buff the odds of skills triggering (just like Savvy skills), other than that it's a true and pure +400 to everything so that races are not a slog to watch.
>>5625709086 or so wins, 2 losses
Why do we call Tamamo Cross Tamamo, Oguri Cap Oguri but we don't call Curren Chan Curren?
>>562572137Depends on how much stam/guts you take. I don't expect to need one.
>>562571486I got bodied
>>562572181>You are fast on 200 speedNo I'm not, only the NPC umas are.
>>562572240>Speed gameplay up by using 120fps + conversation skipping>Only get MANT down to 40-50min at best and on a good dayGoing from this to 20min runs next scenario is going to be some fucking whiplash and a half, all the more so when sweepy learns the mode and gets everything done in an hour
>>562572289
I'm saving up my energy for next next CM
>>562572363Because she's actually karen
>>562572271You are in a chain where the topic is the fact that the NPCs get the same buff as you do. It's not cheating just like how it's not cheating for Forever Young to lose his last race despite being a large and powerful and fast horse. They wouldn't let people bet on races if the best runner always won.
>>562572349I guess I'll take your word for it. I've just only ever seen people -say- this is the case, nothing more. But it's not like I have the code handy or would know how to datamine it even if I did
>>562572241My SS ranked Kitasan and Goldshi lost to an 1130 Bright with long A. By a nose. I don’t understand this game. How can positioning end up so fucked by RNG that that can win? It didn’t even have NSM.
7 gym, 6 or 9 fap, anything else I keep screenrotting.
>>562572172
Which uma would be an internet janny
whys there fucking whale metafags in this bracket??
>>562572203nah that special week doesn't have feminine enough hands.
>>562572467giving everyone a buff makes this entire thing retarded and KINDA pointless tho doesnt it?sure, it makes gameplay more "exciting" to watch and feel in a way, but it also makes things really fucking messy once the literal cheating starts
>>562572443
Is Killer Tunes worth taking on Lates for next CM?
Most horse-shit moment of RNG reaching around and ripping your dick off with how it screws you over for no reason?I'll start.>My basically perfect Taishin getting cucked, somehow, by 3 mob uma forming a triangle around her and shoving her to the back during the Arima Kinen when they inevitably drop back.
>>562572560wtf, biwa is actually kinda sexy?
>>562572559>9
>>562572290this single thread has a faster posting speed than the majority of boards on this website, and it is the 2nd fastest general on the board even with a split because of the JP thread, and that is all easy to verify, doomposter.
>>562572559Enjoy fapping
>>562572596Pisa would make sure every post has a reply
>>562572537
>>562572615gn
>>562572548I'm sorry you lost too, but it feels better knowing that other anons know exactly how you feel, especially when it seems like the RNG only ever fucks you, it never helps you, so it never feels random. >t.seething he still doesn't have a CM platinum titleI probably won't get one for Aries either, Oguri looks like she's going to just win everything.
>>562572363Curren is the clan name... her name is Chan
>>562572715oh thats because other games are dying too
I once again must ask, is an uma that doesn't run really an uma?
>>562572783Godspeed anon
I have forcequit 4 runs already today and wasted 4 tp bottles, not because of the game giving me bad rng, but because of my own retarded decisions leading to horrendous pacing and I STILL haven't personally come across that stupid elusive line of dialogue. >>562572768Cute.
>>562572768
For anyone who's played on JP, when is the next actually fun scenario? I disliked Unity, MANT is MANT and Grand Live also looks like some very rng bullshit, I haven't looked further than that
>>562572605>giving everyone a buff makes this entire thing retarded and KINDA pointless tho doesnt it?No, as a gacha you're meant to play for years it's pretty reasonable to have minor mechanics like this to keep the game flow feeling good. If they didn't do this we couldn't see any Long races until the very end of Senior Year because nobody would have the stam otherwise. If you want to test true stats then TT and Rooms and a bunch of other modes let you do it constantly.>but it also makes things really fucking messy once the literal cheating startsthere is no cheating, you just don't understand the mechanics of the game and lash out emotionally instead of thinking through things logically. the code has been dissected a thousand times over many years, if the NPCs had rubberbanding or some cheat mechanic we would have found it a thousand times over.
>>562572850and you're getting the same answer
Does buying a skill that I can get a hint for from one of my cards increase the odds of them hitting another one of their skills, or if it would have hit that skill, does it just give stats instead?
>>562572921Bed consolation umapyoi
I'm 6'4 and want to cosplay Gold Ship, should I just do it bros?
>>562572921Eh I feel better about getting 2nd than 3rd
>>562572597>S>whalebrother the whales wouldn't even use S+
>>562573067Only if, like goldship, you also have a huge cock
>>562572964>only likes URA scenario>every subsequent scenario departs further from URAanon, I have some bad news for you about the game's future direction.I'll happily take over your account though, if it's any good.
>>562573067only if I can come with as mcqueen
reminder that you had 3 different opportunities to get XOguri, the best CM uma right now>release banner>all spark>selector and mind you this is only the beginning of her dominance
>>562573067Only if you are a woman
>>562572950>>562572932>Cute.Correct.>>562572972Damn guess PC uma having 200+ stats with a few skills are meant to lose. Sorry but literally all cyjew had to do was make the stats of NPCs look different, more "even" in a way, real effect or not.
>>562572982my wife coded uma
>>562573067If you are in good shape, yes. If you are a disgusting fat body, no.
>>562572982Frightening isn't it?
>>562572850There's that one cripple uma NPC whose desire to run is so strong she made herself /m/
>>562572921getting 2nd A > getting 1st B
>>562572597I don't know how you make an A+ uma on MANT without intentionally throwing your run
>>562573143Wish I had a bro to do a mcqueen x goldship cosplay>>562573181Fairly lean, 170lbs at 6'4 do a lot of cardio / gym
>>562572921I got second and I feel like Cristiano still. I'm always glad just to reach A finals.
>>562573146>do the same thing as everyone elseNo
>>562572597>whaleanon, unity cup is over...
>>562573160
>>562572783Good night brother
>>562572687yeah
>>562572363You know how there's a dozen Mejiro horses because they're all from a big family (aka prestigious horse group IRL)? Curren Chan is too, Curren is like Mejiro where many horses have it. Tamamo and Oguri go by those names because they are horses from the boonies that got born into being lucky and strong and so they do not have a big family's name shared with dozens of other horses. Basically any time an uma's story involves them being from the boonies and moving to go to the school instead of already living near the school, it's because they are either random strong horses born in the boonies or they are foreign horses that have different naming conventions like El Condor Pasa.
>>562573307what place did you get today bro
>>562573245the height difference would be perfect
>>562572597anon... S+ is the skill FLOOR now
>>562573160kissable tummy
>>562572680Please respond.
>>562572796It just highlights how RNG things really are. You can make better aces but you can’t guarantee they will win against worse ones. Don’t feel bad about not having titles.
>>562573146Why would I spend up to 30k carats for a 2500 return? That's retarded
How stupid is it of me to use a Tachyon parent with a normal Oguri as a grandparent for my XOguri? I'm still getting double circles for affinity anyway.
>>562573245>Fairly lean, 170lbs at 6'4 do a lot of cardio / gymThen if you do it with confidence I guess you could pull it off.
>>562573067This could be you
>>562572597S and S+ are average for MANT runs with mid decks with A+ being turbo lowrolls. You have to either sabotage your run with a shitter deck or get really unlucky to make A+ umas in MANT.
>>562573336
>>562572964This whole game is RNG. I think you just don't like the gameplay and only like the characters. Many such cases in huge cast franchises.
>>562573519Ok you just sold me
>>562572932>wasted 4 tp bottleshow the fuck do you waste tp bottles in a half tp event? I do 7 runs a day, sometimes eject a run if it sucks early, and still I don't ever touch the bottles.>>562572964I didn't play JP but I've watched a lot of gameplay. This is the new normal. GL era actually buffs URA to also be more complex with a new gameplay layer around racing Happy Meek during trainings.
>>562573459Sure why not
>>562573459It's midrace that needs you to be in the front so I'd assume it will never proc.I also haven't trained for CM12 so take my advice with a grain of salt
>>562573520orfe...
>>562573409
>>562573459It can proc in 5th so it's not impossible, just unlikelyUnless you get a 6 late/3 pace lobby
>>562573539
>>562573513Why would it be bad to get pulse? Doesn't sound like a bad idea unless you're crippling your other sparks
>>562573539All the sisters are stacked
What did we learn from CM11
>>562573402So where's the rest of the Curren family in this game?
>>562573762you don't need FM
>>562573704>>562573754Good.
>>562573762you need FM
>>562573762The only thing which truly matters is S distance aptitude.
>>562573481>Don’t feel bad about not having titles.I try not too, but it's frustrating. This was my third attempt where I had a real shot. First was Scorpio, My Suzuka raped everyone with 70% WR but jobbed A finals, then it was Capricorn, my Curren and Taiki dominated with 65% WR and jobbed A finals, and in Pisces I didn't dominate, but my Kita/Tama/Bourbon had a 61% WR and they jobbed A finals too. Now I get why Topro cried her eyes out after placing 2nd
>>562573762everything is a gamble
Brothers, I humbly come to you seeking wisdom, how do I train dirt umas? should I just fill Falco's schedule with open races?
>>562573762You need FM
>>562573768https://umamusu.wiki/Curren_Bouquetd'or
>>562573762you need 1200 stamina
>cm12 and 13 are mediumIs it possible to make 3 aces for both?
>>562573146I don’t see Chiyono on this list. Isn’t her spring skill worth like 120 stat points?
>>562573762you need FM if you're front
>>562573762finemo is mandatory
>>562573762Gambling is always the answer
is there a reason to get 1200 wit over 900 wit
>>562573768Bouquet whenever they decide to release her from jail.
>>562573762that it's just as much RNG bullshit as Sprint CM's. bunch of gaslighting FAGGOTS
>>562573905and CM15I dunno but that's exactly what I'm doing
>>562573762Dacchis has a lot of anons that can't read
>>562572964I haven't played JP but I heard people say that the next scenario is like Aoharu (shit) and the one after it is fun
>>562573849>>562573862>Dirt/Turf Race Schedules by Distancehttps://game8.co/games/Umamusume-Pretty-Derby/archives/585200#hm_206
>>562573862Get Turf C
>>562573762longslop is the best CM
>>562573905If you're willing to take a dead skill for cm12 like redshift, yeah
>>562573768Soon
>>562573872No relationships with Chang
>>562574075redshift on lates has always been a gaslight so I'm good there
>>562573872I hope the localisation translates her name into English. I don't like to be reminded of the French.
>>562574090Who dat?
When will oshi gaming be back on the menu dachis? The Akiten CM was the last time it felt like it was possible to win with any Uma
>>562573905>>562574008You gotta run 2000m with an ace good for 2400m
>>562573762If you had a high winrate because you queued off hours and lost the finals it was deserved
>>562574008All I know is that on all of them the only usable unique is a&s, and red shift on cm13 for fronts, the rest are a mess so at least training fronts for those seems doable
>>562573768You want more succubus in the game?
>>562573160>Damn guess PC uma having 200+ stats with a few skills are meant to loseYes, it's a simulator of horse racing which is gambling specifically because the best does not always win due to factors outside of your control. If you want better odds the game doesn't force you to race before you buff up stats, and there are dedicated cards like Fuku SSR Speed for giving you a stat advantage right away to have better odds in early races.>Sorry but literally all cyjew had to do was make the stats of NPCs look different, more "even" in a way, real effect or not.So you think the game should go out of the way to lie to you to save your feelings from being hurt because you're too bad with basic logic and numbers to accept reality? Go back to playing shitty FPS where the last 10% of your HP bar is actually 40% of your total HP, or shitty tactics games where if the game displays 95% hit chance it's actually 100%. They're made that way for people like you that absolutely suck at numbers and can't handle actual fairness.
>>562573762You do not need MLB NTR.You do need MLB Super Creek.You do need at least 3LB Fine Motion.You MIGHT need Power Ayabe if you're running Ends.You do need to get good fucking sparks.You don't need to roll every Uma for parent farming.
>>562574090I WANT MARE MILK
>>562574167Oshi gaming is always on the menu, just pray you run into someone who doesn't know what they're doing
>>562574030>>562574037Thanks, I'd suck both of your penises at the same time.
>>562574246>Umasex is realThis is not Bouquet that is not her name
>>562573762Position Keeping is bullshit
>>562574178I'll max all my stats and keep my stam at 800, that should be enough
>>562573762you don't need long s to get platinum. all you need is golshi with daring strike.
>>562573727My biggest concern is the affinity. I did a test run earlier and grandparent Oguri didn't proc her blue spark on the 1st inspiration, but it did happen on the 2nd. I'll do a few more test runs to see how it goes.
>>562573621>>562573624>>562573686Thanks, i'll just Radiant Star and cope with this for now while i figure out a good deck.
i won with a complete f2p guts deck, whale tards in shambles
>delayed spurt>still win
>>562574327>tfw SSR Mr. CB is coming down the pipei dont have the carats..
>>562573762Anyone who pulled for FineMo got rugpulled.
>>562574160Another mare reminding you that you are just a weak human
>>562574367All that means is you'll have to do a couple more runs than usualSo, still easier than hoping to inherit gw, a green and distance S
>>562574246For me, it's stallion milk
>>562574167If you're not a coward or tryhard its always an option.
>>562574313a 2400m race probably requires a gold recovery at 800 stam, I'll have to double-check to make sure
yeah homes, we pimpin
There was barely any club drama. You promised me club drama. Mant was supposed to kill clubs
>>562574371>late Tamanyo don't steal my secret strat
>>562574486>he missed the danchou derby
Every time I borrow NTR I immediately regret my decision
>>562574525I'll never forgive Dacchis
>>562574030>>562574223Man I'd love to use Fuku more, but holy fuck the RNG faggotry annoys the shit out of me, making it feel worthless. Yes I am getting a ton of early stats of course, but that's obviously not all there is to it.Which brings me to the following:>to lie to you to save your feelings from being hurt Others do it, yes. Not like you could tell without looking in the code anyway, just like my crying is exposed by people that looked through leaked code of the game years back.If you wouldn't tell me or others, none of us would know the game isn't cheating up the ass or potentially fucking with the player on purpose, and how would they.Simple example of this being the Experience bar in WoW beta vs final, and how blizzard dealt with "rested XP" early on. >Wah wah wah wahLmao
how did dacchis cheat?
>>562574408>1900 stam+guts is not enoughman what the hell
>>562574486where were you yesterday?
>>562574470*If your Oshi is Oguri Cap, Maruzensky or Mihono Bourbon it is always an option
>>562573513It doesn't really matter if you're losing points because Oguri gives 0 to Oguri, all that matters is the final affinity. Double Circle is a good sign, though there can be a wide gap between double circles. I would suggest sorting by affinity to see if your Oguri is only barely double circle, my King Halo has like 90 less affinity than my Grass Wonder in this scenario and that's a pretty huge gap.
>>562574223>Go back to playing shitty FPS where the last 10% of your HP bar is actually 40% of your total HP nta, but that's exactly what it feels like when an NPC uma with 200 in all stats beats your with 400 speed 400 power
>>562574525>>562574584That isn't club drama, club drama is a club losing a bunch of members and dying. Nobody cares that dacchis has a room temp IQ retard
>>562574486danchou has been posting his cosplays in the club discord so i can't complain
>>562574567
>>562574567>Yes I am getting a ton of early stats of course, but that's obviously not all there is to it.that's basically all there is to it: 30 + RNG 21 to all stats. the gold is worthless, it has no good hints, the random events are meh, and the only thing it adds to training is the energy discount
>>562574619cute Rices
>>562574685They have at least 2 of them
7 and I rape Mambo danchou
>>562574567to be honest the event chain ending is actually good, it makes it more likely you'll get your golds that you actually want
>>562574139It's a name, they won't translate it just like how we don't call her The Condor Passes.
>>562574827umapyoi
>>562574623okay but does that mean oguri rarely can inherit sonething from the oguri gp
I hate my danchou motherfucker thinks he's cool just because he won the cm and i got utterly humiliahted better watch out danchud sleep with one eye open
>>562574728>>562574730>30+21RNGPeople rolled for that, spent money on it, even.
>>562574685I care
>>562574685Sorry gwo /uma/ is too strong
>>562557046I'm the bwo from here >>562552164 and I'll even show my team with the A+ Kitasan I threw in because I got tired of throwing clocks on her and focused more on rebuilding VBobo because she doesn't require as many clocks. Eventually, halfway into Round 1 day 2 after 8 runs and never getting a VBobo with stats I liked especially with any kind of Long S, I just decided my comp is mostly to ensure other Kitasans don't get easy Cheer procs and propel Hoguri with her accels. Sometimes, they might decide to win if spot struggle is the only thing they deal with, and no rushed and every heal proccing when it should, but it was not often with my overall 35/80 wins. There was a third VBobo but she got glued where even with long S, she only had 1070 speedBut that was truly a Shiraoki-sama blessed run for Hoguri.>NN from Teio slice-of-life event>Long S on first inspiration>Head-On somewhere between first summer and end of Classic YearBiggest bumble into a win especially for a long CM only because the Tamamo had less speed than me.
>>562574623That's probably an issue.
>>562574167That's what non-CM is for.
>>562573762I lost to an uma with low stats, no accels and multiple skills that literally do nothing so what I learned is that nothing I learned matters.
>>562574865i got kicked out of my club...
>>562574827Your club should disband.
Do umas run for their entire lives as a career or something?
>>562574889
>>562574956at least I can be happy for that guy with the Jordanlosing to a meta uma that you almost beat except that they hit the radiant star gamble just stings any way you spin it
>>562574938:(
>>562575015They'll have to retire at some point
If I have a 2LB Admire Vega Power, is it worth using my SSR selector to bump her to 3 to make her more usable? I'm an End player, and don't have much else in the old pool besides a 0 LB Creek. Kitasan and FineMo are maxed.I've been hesitating to pull the trigger because I was aiming to drop 60k carats on CB Wit, but maybe it'd be better to make Vega Power usable and ignore CB?
>>562574956wahey!
>>562575017
Giving 3rdies a victory spurt
>>562575015No, eventually they just retire and become housewives like their mothers. And breed the next generation of umamusume
why cant I use 10 tickets at the same time? What the fuck is wrong with cygames.
>>562575071if you're playing / liking ends every CM then you should absolutely be rolling to MLB CB, because the next end wit is a long ways offif you don't have a better borrow in mind than ayabe for the next three months then you might as well hold your ticket and see if she spooks you on CB's banner
We should be allowed to use an unlimited amount of clocks in the CM finals.
>>562575071fuck no, mr CB in a few weeks completely invalidates her
>>562574567>none of us would know the game isn't cheating up the ass or potentially fucking with the player on purpose, and how would they.Because not everyone is driven by emotion instead of logic like you. We base our assumptions on reality instead of making assumptions that make us feel better and then rejecting evidence otherwise because our feelings can't handle it. When you lose, it's because you suck or you got unlucky, there's no conspiracy and assuming one by default is either schizo or mentally stunted behavior.>Wah wah wah wahIronic that you cry about how unfair true fairness feels and then act like people pointing it out are the ones just making noise.
>>562575060I wouldn't be mad or at least I'd pretend not to be if she didn't have such an ass build.
>>562575175
>>562575216pull 10 at a time gives you better odds and they can't have that
>>562575274It's no fun if there are no losers
>>562575274>Save all your opponents as practice partners>Run them in exhibition matches
>>562575362I will burn 400 clocks to make you the loser.
>>562575071>>562575314and no, you shouldn't skip CB even if you can get MLB ayabe, the card is worse than SRs and is solely a daring strike brick
>>562573917Surpass the Sakura is a slightly worse Pulse. Lower velocity boost for the same duration and an added requirement of having an Uma in front of you. Her Spring Spectacle is essentially the same as Firm Course Menace which everyone is hyping. She also has Speed Star at mid potential, but you will be running FM anyway. She should do better than regular Oguris but I doubt she will beat many XOguris which is the only real pace option.
>no cure in shophumiliation ritual
uh oh meltyyyyy!
CM test1911991555561988
>>562573762Getting plat actually motives you to continue play the game.
>>562575216>>562575343eventually they add a feature to use 10 tickets at once without the SR/2* guarantee
>gives you aids
any good uma feet artists
high winrate means nothing if you don't queue on reset
How the FUCK do you stop being overstammed on xoguriI'm stuck with 2 stam sparks on my non-borrow and sometimes the El power training is just too good to pass because 3 other supports are on it. Are you just supposed to use guts build on her?
I need umanko
>My bourbon with no gold recoveries + power cards did itYOU CAN'T FUCK UP A WHIFFED GOLD RECOVERY IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYYEEEEEEA
>>562575220>>562575314Gotcha, thanks for the responses! I definitely got the vibe that CB Wit kinda shits on Vega Power, but wanted to make sure that was the case even if you already have a few LBs on Vega. I'll stick with my initial plan to roll on CB, cheers
>>562574367that's a yikes for sure, I'd use https://chronogenesis.net/affinity_calculator to check your personal affinities. You can copy the partner ID and use it to check your umas, I haven't actually found one under 100% blue but I'd be wary of using one. My oguri seems to always pass 100% on herself.
>>562575684Spechud
>tfw compulsive puller>tfw want absolutely nothing and no uma from this point until summer maru card>tfw i know i won't be able to hold my caratsI fucking hate being me when this happens
For today's race
Should be usable. This was supposed to be a hybrid ace.
>>562575741Post Xog deck
>>562575794shit that's today?
>>562575758with all that in mind, the one use for ayabe is to get daring strike on CB herself if you care about that
>>562575538bump need 3 more players in total
>>562574685The game is pretty well settled, some people will leave and rarely new people will join over time but anyone staying longer than 6 months is usually just sticking around. We were saying since the early global days that MANT was likely to be better received in Global vs JP, and it is absolutely true even if some people seethe over it.
>>562574864help pls
>>562575816>overstamed>witlet
>umas as adults
>>562575794All in on the kitasan clone
>>562573762People really do be gaslighting about Stamina requirements. This was supposed to be the longest CM we've ever had under the worse weather conditions and I still got along fine with 1000 Stamina, 1 Gold Recovery, and Radiant Star
>>562575748>a bourbon with no gold recoverieswtf, post it
>>562575794tagano dude sounds cool
>>562575868
>>562575971Western "artists" make me glad AI exists
>>562575967950 is good enough for a hybrid ace if since skill activation caps out at 800 wit.
>>562575794im surprised that Meisho Tabaru is still rated so highly desuHe hasn't won in 10 months
>>562575148stop this, that is daitaku's line.
>>562575794I trust in Lememe
>>562575971I will take care of Urara from now on
>>562576076they're both equally retarded
>>562575971what the fuck is wrong with westerners? Does genuine beauty enrage them or something? This shit is fucking hideous.
>>562576001power card gaming, she didn't even get to use A&S so I'm very proud of her win
>>562575794All in on Sun Stockton.
>>562575827ntr fuku fine natie yeppers el
>>562575987It's math. If you want to spurt 100% the requirement is high but if you go lower, you can build crazier gamble umas. Not shilling but this guygives a good run down of the math.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pSBmqkMBPU
>>562575971Wait, doesn't the ring go on the other hand?
>>562576048
eh I'd still rather get more stam, even some aces get debuffs nowaday. 100-200 difference in power the fuck that does make if I drown
>>562571161need
i got my third cm title as f2p bwos
>>562576227Holding vodkas hand!Wiping up the blood shooting out of her nose!
everyone is running double dominators + zoguri in public rooms
>>562576183>>562576050He made their faces masculine
>>562576227She's so cool.
>>562576225usually yesI believe there are countries that put it on the right hand thoughyou can probably ask some AI or google it and you'll find out
>>562571486Golshi Game. I was seriously rocking a 0% win-rate until I built her
>>562576309omedetou desu wa
>>562575794Hours till it begins? Might watch it
>>562576227
Ayabechads ww@
>>562576332Things are already looking grim for CM12
>>562575987>>562576224This Kitasan won my CMI 100% assumed she didn't have the gas and all the different umalators concurredShe reliably won against my other Kitasans with double golds, when the multiple kitasans in the test obviously stretched the mid race with all their spot struggling
They made it
>>562575741There is no such thing as overstammed for CM, because the matchmaking doesn't even consider your stats. Ug will be matched to A umas.
>>562573762Game is almost 100% a gamble. I lost to a honse with a weaker statline and weaker aptitudes with no skills triggering for them and all of them triggering for me. It happens. It happens a lot. It will keep happening. Also that if you didn't MLB Fine Motion or Neicha (MAYBE Curren Chan) yourself, you are going to suffer for the next few months as people with objectively superior decks are able to trade a single card slot for near-max in a valuable stat at no real downside in every cm.
Guess the blueactually is guts 1
>>562576224why in the everlasting shit does every video have to be thirty fucking minutes to an hour? Holy shit can these faggots not distill information and transmit it in concise packets? FUCK It's like everything wants to be a two-hour podcast or something, Fuckin' ass AIDS.
>>562576441Cause for the next CM, you need to borrow NTR for FCM. The difference between no FCM and FCM is huge.
i'm noticing A LOT of bourbon winsit seems that lady was not a gaslight
>>5625764811* wit
>>562574956dude you gotta admit that's sovl though. Dude ran a D-tier uma just because they liked her and won plat. I'd be stoked for him.
>>562576490Because it is math and he shows you the calculations and probability. I don't get people screaming gaslight and then when there is a video explaining the logical behind a statement, it is too long. It is like you are asking to be gaslit.
>>562576567cute
>>562576534I wish, I'd take 1* wit and save it for the spark lab
>>562576490Youtube rewards longer videos with more ad revenue so there's a lot of pressure on sloptubers to spin out 2 minutes' worth of information into 30 minute videos.
>>562576419overstammed means you can drop stam for other stats or different supports. but i don't think i can bring any less stam in the loadout unless i drop el power or just not hit strong power trainings.
>>562576567This is my dream btw
>>562576332yeah because the test rooms on the day of the previous CM are for people metafagging hard. how many A and A+ Xog did you see in those lobbies? Now how many did you see in the real CM11? It's not the same thing.>>5625764813* power, gratz
>>562576528The gaslight is that she's badt. my bourbon lost to another bourbon>>562574956>s+ jordan beatin ss maya and taishinFUCKING BASED
>>562576528me on the left
>>562576441>Also that if you didn't MLB Fine Motion or Neicha (MAYBE Curren Chan) yourself, you are going to suffer for the next few monthsENTER
>>562576614Youtube is rewarding shorts more nowadays.
Alright goldship, you had your fun, step aside time for 4 months of META
>>562576528>/ss/No
>>562576224there's a sweet spot where the rate of gamba on high midrace vs full spurt is very, very profitable.
>>562576659I dont have the CARATS god DAMMITIs 2LB enough?? Even her priority maxes out at 3LBFUCK
Now that the dust has settled, was it a gaslight?
>>562576621It doesn't actually work that way in a scenario like MANT for a CM like this. The best you can do is refuse to ever buy Stam stat items, but that can screw you in spring tenno sho.
>>562576690oguri's expression just looks weird here. the rest all look okay but oguri looks unnatural.
I got 2nd. My Kitasan just died for some ungodly reason.
>>562576309congratstime to celebrate with some cake
>>562576709The conclusion is:Have 1 100% spurt for consistenceHave 1 70% spurt for gambaHave 1 50% spurt for highroll
>>562576690Kitasan is still good for 2000m? Cheer isn't a late race accel anymore, but can it be a speed inherit?also>Creekreally?
>>562575987I won with an 880 stam/580 guts golshi, but two gold recoveries, lol. She's so broken.
>>562576779>for some ungodly reasonwe usually call it stam
>>562575741well the obvious answer is rebuild your parent>>562576712she's usable at 1LB since that's when she eclipses SR cards but as a stat stick she really wants MLB, 3LB is kinda cope
>>562576731Kitasan was. The rest look about right. Tama underperformed in my lobbies but when she hit, she hit hard.
>>562575763That's a really useful tool, I had no idea that existed.Looks like she has a 92% chance of her activating her blue. But now the problem is if I want to waste time trying to get a better parent or if I waste time on extra Ace runs. I'll probably do the latter.
>>562576398>>562576185>non capped stam umas with ZERO gold recoveries winning the longest of all longslops>one even said they used power cardsStamina will forever and true be the #1 gaslight in all of uma musume, both the stat and the cards
>>562574956That Jordanbro deserved to win. 95% of the teams you'd encounter consisted of the most typical metaslop combo you can imagine so its always refreshing to see oshipicks winning.
>>562576868No, I checked Hakuraku. She simply failed all the wit checks. It is what it is.
>>5625763793h 50m
>>562576879All the 90% WR PvPers knew Kitasan was bad in front heavy lobbies good in 2 front lobbies
>>562576731>CafeWhat went wrong?
Goddamn
>>562576586I'm not disagreeing with you, you actually summarized his point in a line, and it's something I learned via experience trying to run a Golshi with 1150 stam + 3 golds and 780 wit, she never won a single room. Full spurt alone isn't a sufficient win condition. I'm just bitching that umatubers bloat their videos. Except Seriru, his tend to be concise and I like that.
>>562576736Lovely
you dont need more than 600 wit
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>>562576887oh i used a power card because it compensated for my low race bonus sub-MLB Creek lol>1 low LB stamina card in the entire deckstamina is truly a black box
>>562576528Bourbon was always sold as easy front. People were warned SMaru is top tier but harder and that was pre early update and our accelerated schedule
>>562576996She was just so common due to being on banner right before (and people really liking Kitasan for some reason) that every lobby was going to have 2 fronts at minimum, and usually more. She was almost guaranteed to underperform.
>>56257688392% isn't that bad, it's just going to sting when everything else lines up but you miss that. it just matters on how you play, personally I'd try to make parents but that's just because I know it won't take me 3 weeks for Aces.
>>562577029I found that video educational because there is math behind spurt rate and stamina instead of umatubers who bloat their videos and just talk nonsense without giving concrete answers why X is better.
When people see my wife in CM12 they will think it's just another debufferJokes on them, I would never build my wife like that, she will be a strong late surger that will take first place.
when are we getting tung tung tung sahur in uma musume? id be down to spend money for him
>>562576731>was it a gaslight?was what a gaslight? Be more specific
>>562576573does Jordan ever get buffed? I was really happy Tachyon got a nice skill buff at least. I love Jordan but she seems like a pain to use.
>>562576731I still think this HYSTERICALLY overrated maruzenskyshe was rare and any time I saw her she got demolished by the other fronts
>>562577058>SiriusI kneel
>>562577058low LB creek is underrated, you just have to work a bit harder to build her friendship but she hits almost as hard
I just want to win a single plat for every scenario? Is that too much to ask?
>>562576690Man summer maru is so damned sexy I'm tempted to buy her whenever you guys post her
>>562576996>>562577101>>562577058>tfw my Kitasan ended up in a front-heavy lobby with an SS ChocoBo and a SMaru that stole 1st>Fires Nimble Navigator up SMaru's ass and seizes 1st anywaywasshoi
>aries cup in 16 days>no sloptuber guides to spoonfed meAIEEEEEE
>>562577025I’ve always wondered if she’s a clean freak or just addicted to cleaning rooms
>>562577043good luck running xoguri where you lose if you don't hit all your recoveries if your chance on each is 85%
>>562577303Rough. MANT is 3 medium, 1 mile, 1 sprint. If you don't have HOguri it's going to be hard winning mediums.
>>562575774I, too, am a compulsive roller, and I rolled on the support anni scamcha and on bright's banner for no good reason. Now I'm itching to buy something though I know it's not a good idea
>>562577268It's around the same win rate as suzuka, so it's probably VFcord try hards throwing off the numbers
>>562576731>smaruI don't think I saw her win even once>taishinI don't think I saw her win even once>hoguriI think I saw her win twiceIn my experience, it was kitasanwinslol with the occasional Tama and the rare Golshi win
>>562577268The bubble size was definitely spot-on. I think I saw her once, maybe twice total.
Your number of Plat titles corresponds with an Uma with the same amount of G1s. What Uma are you?
>>562576690Is Mummy Creek viable for CM12?
>>562577321wow, those are... marvelous... *unzips*>>562577337There's a scene with her and Stromboli Adolph where it's basically explained that when she gets overly stressed it's her coping mechanism. She needs control and to have visible progress, so when she doesn't get any for her current goals and it stresses her out she does something where she can physically see the progress. Cleaning is a top tier task for that, she basically invented Powerwash Simulator for herself on base principles.
>>562576996I've never understood this argument>SMaru and VBourbon have a 5s midrace velocity skill>therefore they will tend to beat Kitasan in the mid-raceI've never seen that happen, though? I ran Kitasan in 81 Pisces matches and the vast majority of them had Bourbons, SMarus, or both. I can count the times they won mid-race with their ult and kept it afterwards on one hand. The RNG witchecks for overtake/speed up are far, far more significant, in my opinion.
>>562577501>ponytailnice
>>562577270It was a bitch learning the tempo of all those dates and switching my target summer depending on if those lazy bimbos showed up on time or notbut now i cant use them anymore because their gold skill is on longs..
>>562577507>10 PlatsI might as well be Almond Eye's husband
>>562577468I saw a couple Taishin wins, mostly golshi wins, a few xoguri wins, and literally 1 kitasan win the entire CM despite her being my most or second most encountered uma. >>562577507I'm iinchou, for better or worse. I do my best every time, and I worked harder than ever this time just to get second. One plat total.
>>562577337i assume it's a personification of her tendency to lick people irl
Is there an alternative or offline version of that one carat/pull calculator/doc?
>>562577321Seriru released a miniguides for next CMs but mainly for XOguris. I think he hates MANT that much
>>562577507Heck yeah, I'm Urara!
>>562577645You'll win a bunch when NTR comes out, she has the benefit of showing up right when pace chasers become meta too
>>562577563I mean they were probably poorly built. Anyone can see Kitasan only has blast forward while S.maru and bourbon have Curvature and Escape Artist
I wish they didn't retire zodiac titles for CM later on. I'd like to eventually redeem myself instead of racing for generic distance titles.
>>562577507>Won a streak of 5 G1s in a row and didn't win fuckall after thatI know exactly who i amAt least i finally broke my dry spell..
>>562576887>Stamina will forever and true be the #1 gaslight in all of uma musume, both the stat and the cardsprove it. Run Aries with 500 stam and no recoveries as a front runner.
>>562577373on some umas you might want to run a 50% to hit all key skills to get some disgusting time
>>562577592Yeah learning the timing can be a bitch and if they whiff all the summer camp training after using the last date, but when they highroll, umazing.
>>562577756anon you get to like 650+ just from random race rewards + scrolls, if you're gonna throw out random numbers at least match the current scenario
>>562577708Iinchou doesn't give up, so I won't either~
>>562577321The guide is as follows>If you have hoguri, valentine bourbon, mejiro doberMake one>If you don't have all of those threeMake a late surger with dominatorBring at least one of NTR, Yeppers, Pasa, Sirius/Natie for gold skills.Try to get at least 2000 combined on power+wit, ideally >2200
>Iinchou not the anti-jp schizo, but what the fuck?
my favourite scene of top road was when she got her ass slapped by opera and the vibrations reached her clit making her aroused
>>562577507>5 platsAah MOU!
>max speed Oguri with S distance and S turf>find out red shift activates too late Oops
How to spot someone from /uma/ in cons or racecourses?
>>562576567i love the little daiwa
>>562567518>>562567625I don't understand why people don't just use her and win, it's that easy
>>562577926big sexy hips
i suspect stam requirements are always inflated because of random mood and the chance to run into some dickhead still using nasty naturethen in the finals when everyone has great mood and is actually trying, the "understammed" gambleGODs are perfectly fine and blow away the people playing it safe
>>562577983Wait, Scarlet only won 4 G1s? I could have sworn it was 5...
>>562578054mainly it's because her racewear is the stupidest-looking in the entire game
>>562577953
>>562578054>Taishin 3rd>Taishib 4thI wonder why
>>562578054>image shows two people who just used Taishin that didn’t win
>>562577507You posted her
>>562577756There was a Digitan that won a scrim on 600 stam 400 guts..
>>562578132>>562578158They won in their hearts
>>562577507I have 4 so, any of those umas.
IS FIRM COURSE MENACE REQUIRED FOR CM12?
>>562577321VF, Rae, Seriru and 71m3 all did one and others. it's one of the most straight forward
>on my last borrow >decide to start a run>triple sleep deprived>quitwell i guess ill just look at porn
>>562578235>maruzensky>0I thought she was some kind of living legend?
>>562578235You can further guesstimate by what the track distance was
Umas that have won the Osaka Hai in the past
>>562577507>air groove>air shakur>helios>fine>palmermost of my oshis then, pottery
>>562578054>>562567625Speaking of Taishin, i want to run her for Satsuki ShoHow the fuck do i use an End Closer on 2000m track with no reason to use Encroaching Shadow..
>>562578349the grading scale didn't really exist in maruzensky's day iirc
can a gigachad tell me what i lose out on if i go from 65 to 55 rb?
>>562578382>20% guts growthYou know what to do
>>562578349Ignoring how grading worked in the 70s, they straight up didn't let him race in most races because of bullshit rules with foreign-born horses. But the shit he was allowed to race, he dominated so hard that people would pull their horse out of the competition if they knew he was in it.
>>562578235How the fuck did any of these people get into uma musume? Outside of Urara/maruzen
>>562577751>look at my plat wins>I also had a 5 G1 streak followed by lossesAIIIIIIEEEEEEE I'M OPERA
>>562575794I'm cheering for the remaining Rudolf genes
>>562578349She raced before the graded stakes system was established in JP>>562578475guts decks work on umas with +speed +stam, not guts itself. Taishin would benefit from just the 10% speed
>>562578382just run her as late
>>562577830I've finished MANT careers with 500 stam before running speed/wit decks. Very easy to do. The whole "Stamina is a gaslight lol" gets annoying after awhile. No, you don't need 800 stamina to run Mile CM's, fuck that faggot Erzzy right in his asshole, that gaslight doc pisses me off for his stamina calculations and mostly that I believed them without checking them myself. There's a spot in every track distance where lowering average spurt rate pays off well because you can invest in more mid-race skills and end-race accels. You still need stamina. Anon suggested trying a team with 100%/70%/50% spurt and experimenting with results, that sounds like an interesting plan.
>>562577507What uma won 3 times straight then jobbed to win 2 more consecutively
>>562578303if you don't have it just save yourself the hassle and queue into open league
MY EVILCHUD HERO
>>562578508I think some of them were very popular at the time and were voted into the Arima Kinen.
>>562578478>>562575794>Luna genes>LiveStyleONE HORSE!
>>562578508NN and Twin Turbo at least were fan favourites
>>562578235>one of the top winners ever (apparently)>I have never seen this uma even in fanartbro who the fuck is this
>>562577507>6, mostly on mediums and milesthe CF...
anyone notice victoria fraudtier only started showing winrate after he whaled?
>>562578478Meanwhile Light O wants to finish even faster the next time
How do i tell my oshi that she can't win the next 4 CMs?
>>562578303>60 speed and powerPretty fucking nice to have.
>>562577928I have summer hag, chocobon, Seiun, and Dober. Why do you recommend Dober over Seiun? Her native A/S is very, very tempting.
>>562578508I think Biko was just born right next to strong horses like Bakushin O, Nishino Flower and Taiki really
>>562578434Every 10% race boost you get one more stat out of a G1 Every 12 and 1/2 % race boost, rounded up, you get another stat out of a g2/3Dropping 10% race boost means you will lose about three skill points per race So over the course of a career, you will lose about 35 stat points and 100 skill points
>>562578570I got 6 parent/grandparent inheritance slotsfor last CM i needed 3 of them for mile stars and 3 of them for longIf i ran her as late it would be 3 mile legacies, 1 late surger legacy, and only 2 left for medium..
>>562578361That's a good idea. I have>1 Dirt Mile>1 Mile>1 Medium>1 LongClosest would be Grass Wonder or Oguri Cap.
>>562034224>>562033472>>562033624>>562033879hope you all got plat
>>562578727Disaster must take place in order for Seiun to proc A&S without NSM shenanigans
>>562578235Wait, why did everyone glaze CB so much in CinGrey if he's only got 1 G1?
>>562577507
>>562578418>>562578542>so old grading wasn't even a thingThat explains the casette tapes and pagers...
>>562578508At least 4 of them are among the top 100 all time most beloved horses in Japan's history. Haru Urara became so widely known for being a loser and continuing to race that a betting ticket with any amount on her was considered to be a good luck charm, and people would buy them knowing the bet would not pay out. Nice Nature was a bronze collector whose lifetime winnings was rather impressive, and who inspired an overhaul of how retired racehorses were treated. Twin Turbo was a fan favorite, known for gassing out after amassing a huge lead. Extremely fun horse to watch race.
>>562578813>hey Winona, why the long face?
>>562577507>>562578235>6Guess I'm covfefe (I don't know how to spell her name) because of how moody I am
>>562578508dictus was the legendary "iron lady" because she ran 51 races without incident, hence her career having the most goal races
>>562578508popularity, association with big winners, or some other contribution to keiba
Is it just me or is NSM actually kinda risky on late surgersThere might not BE anyone back there to proc NSM on
>>562578813
>>562578675You might know her by her fucking retarded shoes, that's Gran Alegro or however the fuck you spell it.
>>562578069that's possible, and something I didn't factor when I was seething over my Pisces losses. Whenever I test stam requirements in the umalator I use Normal mood as a baseline average.
>>562578508Tannhauser and Nice Nature were fan favorites that consistently placed high against legendary competition; Tannheuser may have ahd to drop out of a race because he ate a spider. Maruzensky was barred from most big races for having American parents (different time) but was so strong that horses would drop out of any race he did enter to avoid being banned for losing too hard. Samson Big was a meme horse because he was so big. Don't know the stories on everyone else.
>>562578508Nice Nature is the bronze collector3rd place in several G1s for like 5 straight years or something Showed up on Arima Kinen's podium four years in a row?
i like gassing out
>forgot to make my CM lobby public again
Goo Goo Babies now!!!
>>562579050can I join? ^_^
>>562578508Neicha Sensei made more money than Teio despite jobbing
>>562578508>Tsuru >0Poor Tsuru inherited the fragile genes
>>562578972
>>562578879Even if they did, they wouldn't let her race because it was only after Oguri Cap's popularity in the late 80s that there was a big push to change the rules. That fat fuck is literally the reason a bunch of these girls have any G1 wins
>>562579001yeah if you want to truly minmax you should build once for qualifiers and again for finals with different stamina targets
>>562578235I feel way less shitty now that me and Mejiro Ardan have the same number of wins. Together, we'll keep trying our best no matter what
>>562578896>who inspired an overhaul of how retired racehorses were treatedHow were they treated? What changed?
>>562579002>Tannheuser may have ahd to drop out of a race because he ate a spider.are you for real
>>562577507>2 plats>Medium and Long>Both with an endHishi Amazon I suppose.
>>562578508Some of those like Nature and Bouquet earned more total prize money than even a lot of the G1 winners
>>562578675Gran Alegria. Basically the modern day Mightiest Miler and her character literally revolves around Miles.
>>562579130HOLY CHOMNK
>>562579132yeah this was literally a plot point in CinGray. Oguri Cap asks Rudolf to step up and use her influence to get it to change, and Rudolf is only considering it until Maruzensky wistfully notes that she would've loved to have run in the classics herself...
>>562578235>>562577507Curren was my soulmate after all
>>562579130These are just oversized dogs...
>>562579148Not having a sexy 81 race record to look at at the end of the competition is kind of a downer though
>>562578508Samson RESPECT!Defeated Brian! Second only to GOD!
>>562579189Granted I'm American but my mother's friend worked at a race track in the 80s and 90s and man, the things you hear about how horses were treated back then.
>>562579130>>562579313dogs that can kick you to death
>>562578675That’s Gran Alegria. Part of the 2019 mare generation and one of the strongest mile horses in keiba history
>>562579094>plastic surgery >prostitute >3DPDKill yourself
>>562579332Kitasan would say this.
>>562578363all stars room, bring one of your favorite799579207995792079957920
nishino flower ToT
Well, anons?
>>562579453>>562579453>>562579453
>>562579189Not as nice as they are now. A donation fund in his name is done every year now and raises a lot of money for their upkeep.
>>562579416>don't have anyone built but Kitasan
>>562578508a few of these are accomplished dirt horses, but the NAR's dirt G1s aren't internationally recognized. most of these had a long record of placing well in a lot of G1s, but never winning one, which still makes them strong horses. the rest are horses who had high expectations that they were unable to deliver on due to health problems. i have absolutely no idea why samson big is a part of umamusume.
>>562578675the curse of a shit design on an actual good irl horse
>>562579269>>562579313That's a draft horse, they're built for manual labor rather than speed, so we bred them to have a more....agreeable personality. So yes, they do kinda act like big dogs.
>>562578849He won the Classic Triple Crown. I think that was the last year before modern grading so they don't count as G1s.
>>562578846good point. I'll probably build her anyway just to try her out and see, plus I need Seiun Medium parents for my fronts, so even if she never/seldom wins, it's fine. For Dober (not that I have much confidence in passing XOguris), what supoka would you run? Deck is >>562570725
>>562579458As someone who drank a matcha latte almost every morning when in Japan...it doesn't taste like coffee at all, it just tastes like matcha.
>>562579327AIEE BRIAN SISTERS...
>>562579687that's because most matcha lattes straight up don't have coffee in them, anon
>>562579617Ah, makes sense then
>>562579529SameI have one Daiwa but she has 3 gold recoveries and not much else
>>562579130good lord almighty, look at that absolute brick shithouseThoroughbreds look like anorexic skeletors now, what the fuck
>>562579687Did you think you were drinking coffee? It's just matcha that's been given the latte treatment.
>>562579191If you've played her career in URA/Unity, she is unable to run the Japan Cup one year, which is a reference to the real life incident. We don't know for sure that's what caused his illness, but it is a known cause. The nosebleeds were also a persistent health problem and are actually dangerous for horses.
>>562579729>>562579815tbf I guess it doesn't need it, matcha already has caffeine by default
>>562578508there are races other than G1s, it is very respectable to win G2s and G3s and even OP races in real life where you can't spam 40 of them in an hour. There are horses like Urara that never win at all and are endearing partly because of that, but most in that image are genuinely good race horses.
>>562580104To further this point, there's only so many G1s in the span of a horse's prime 2-3 years, further limited by their distance, cost, and time from one another. Meanwhile, you can see how many more G2-3 races there are, and even more OP and ungraded races.
>>562579120consistent top 3 isn't jobbing it's crazy. There are g1 winners with more random placements
Mod to replace all training animation with segs scenes?
>>562579367Cute hors I want to smooch
