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Help me step-Momoi I'm stuck
I masturbate to japanese drawings. Who can relate?
pitslut seia
It may not seem like it, but this is a Hasumi general.
>birthday threadwe're getting raided again
Spooky ghost
they managed to make anime sensei look less gay
Hina should have thick thighs like Yuuka>That Thicc Hina pic from yesterdayGUHHHHHHH
what is that chigga talking about
there are people my age and younger having fun and going to clubs and parties on the weekends, and here I am still scrolling on the basketweaving forum and wasting my youth. Is it over for me?
https://x.com/gsc_kahotan/status/2040376331134001458
>>562599590why do you care
>>562599625imagine the hot glue
>>562599590You know you can go out, right? No one is forcing you to stay home
>>562599590in 10 years I promise you you won't care and will think all of that is a waste of time
>>562599590Basketweaving forum scrolling will give you the strength to deal with those issues. Trust the process
>>562599590why do you want to waste money on some useless drinks? playing vidya is better
>>562599590do whatever makes you happy, sensei.
>>562599803hate this makeupit looks like they're wearing someone elses skin
>>562599825wife
Lemmie guess I have to do torment for NA plat.
fuck bun
>>562599863Just one, couldn't hurt
>>562599863more like 3 average insanes
Marry your students.
Phew, just barely safe.
>>562599885Raping Ayane when she's stuck in a duvet cocoon
>>562599979not if they look like that
>>562599979>>562599991>>562599992made for sensei dick
>>562599964>pregnant iroha
GA stoatus?
>>562600084what's the red thing
>>562599964>wife momoi
>>562600048gay faggot >>562600086no one has good borrows in my NA club and it's impossible with 1 striker healer being Koharu>>562599991>barely safenot at all
>>562599964>love seia
>>562599991I CAN SEE THEM
>>562599964>midori archive
people my age are raising their baby and stroll woth their partner, where im gigling at my student (game) jokes
>>562600086Waiting on the final tickets.
>>562600179>and it's impossible with 1 striker healer being Koharusomeone posted a video yesterday doing red 1T with Koharu as the only healer
>>562600179dude, saggers are what's gay
>800ish on a sunday morningtriple INS ftw
>>562599860Foom is daughter not wife.
>6,7% chance of pulling the banner student on a single 10-pullhmm
>>562599417Shame she pretty much didn't get any porn despite the dress alt release.
>>562598191I know an indog fan who recently managed to bond 100 both Wakamo and sWakamo and he's having a crashout right nowpoor guy
>>562600353why not both?
>>562600325no way
>>562599992bananatsu
>>562600179serach up the chink site for borrows also there was a koharu 1T torment yesterday
So what’s dTsukuyo’s niche?
>>562600358
>>562600646sex
https://x.com/yue3621_R18/status/2040698824050794900HUGE KANNA
https://x.com/Measho_198/status/2040360306250334564is this safe?
>>562600795ye
>>562600646SRKR
>>562599964>Hina>Kei>Seia>IrohaWeird how they are all small, flat and smell good?
>>562600917Izuna is so erotic
>>562600931me when I learn how to draw faces and tits and nothing else
mika should have another blue fes alt preferably op
>>562601003why would you need anything else
>>562600993she is a child, you know..
Punished Erikaa girl denied her sensei
>>562601003sounds based to me
>>562600086Triple ins and hoping it's enough for plat
I don't forgive Kaya, she was mean to Rinny.
>>562601040I agree
Do we wappi here?
>>562601307SOON
>no geburah rerun since idols banner
>even 'ol tokes know that seia is a pitslut
Absolutely magical.
>checking timeline>read it Rio to Mika>proceed to use Rio on MariI HATE BEING RETARDED
>>562601782eeeerrrm that's the correct thing you should do
>>562601569W-what are you doing with my underwear?
>>562599590>my youthYou're not young anymore, gramps.
>>562601675subs doko
I like this cg
I'm so happy we got Iroha content this year
>>562601952
>>562602026Momoi miserable makes me feel good.
>>562602051Nel...
>>562601782Now you understand how Australians and Canadians feel every day after they wake up
https://x.com/ketaduki/status/2040678428844986671Oh boy, a triple.
>>562602081oi now do you want me to chuck you into the foking sun you bloody wanker
I TANK THOSE
>>562602236Look at how flat Kazusa is. Goddamn, that is so hot
>>562599964>hina kei seiaThe holy trinity of /bag/
Where's the eleph pakeji? I need those.
I think this is an important reaction image to add to your repertoire
>>562602051nel-kun...
Outside shrine
>>562602496Looks like a divorce shrine.
Tiph ends tomorrow. Do we know what is next?
Jumby my beloved...
>>562602114Need Zoos
>>562602581>tomorrow
>>562602386JP got it right after Hiero GA so it should be coming after tomorrow's maintenance
Two more weeks till my lovely wife's PV.
>>562602642I see. Thanks for the information
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfkBYHFZAt8
uhh okay
>>562602386>a single tenner>100 eleph of choice>for that pricewtf it's a scam
Pet the cat
>>562602832I thought chinkspeare was dead
kot feet
coom in doomrope in hope
no kotposting after the yesterdays footies
>>562602840Welcome to the F2P gacha. Players who pay have to spend four times what they should because they’re paying for those who don’t pay. This is worth 12,0k Pyro from pulls. Eligma is one of the rarest and most valuable resources.
>>562603046>after the yesterdays footies
sex with stacystarcysex
>>562603417Utaha is not that big
>>562603627yet
I'm trying to use iMari for red hiero but something I do delays her normal either on 2nd or 3rd rotation, and I don't know what it is.Description of it is that it heals every 30seconds, but eventually it triggers like 4-5 seconds late and I can't figure out what causes it. I know that forcing student to move will cause it to move first and then use neutral, but she stays in place whole fight.For example here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ifloIPHGqomari uses her normal at 2:27 which is around the time it should be, but when I try it, she uses it at 2:23.In the video description it also mentions using toki and rio before mari cost reduction gets applied, but I'm not grasping the reason either.My rollcake for attention
>girl i know said she found a new chibi game>She said it very popular in Japan but stil obscure in the West>Thought to myself she probably found 2hu or something >Asked her to show it to me>It fucking BA>She really like the pickup animation >Said the her favorites are the catgirl and the red demon girl cuz the squirm around when she pick them upIs this a trapShould i consider revealing my powerlevel
>>562603732Are you using your first EX with auto like the video? Is your Mari in the same team position, to normalize the amount of movement she does before starting to shoot?
>>562603732you sure you aren't using her EX close to the skill trigger time and forcing it off sync?
>>562603732>lust provoking image>irrelevant question
I'm slowly understanding why students are the way they are
>
>>562603895there are boards dedicate to greentext format fictional writting, anon. I'd recommend you go there instead
>>562603732If you don't use all her EX at the exact time you're gonna get fucked. Stuff like reload cancel etc
Here's some incredibly awesome information about my life
>>562599590>Be me 13 years old>"Damn I'm such a loser man I don't hang up with anyone and spend all my time alone in my house I need to change">Be me 16 years old>Change schools, somehow ended up in the same group as the popular kids>Every week we hang out to play Futbol, Fifa, eat kevavs, go to clubs and "alcohol parties" in spanish is called botellon I don't know how y'all call it in english>Be me now 22 years old>Go into university, slowly drifted away from all my school friends>Again alone and spending all the time in my house, but I quite literally don't miss all the social activity even a little bitI don't know man, maybe I'm just autistic, but I can't deal with that type of shit.
>>562603915yeah, i use it on auto, I even managed to replicate the toki+rio before mari cost reduction applies, though it's pretty cancer to pull off.I guess I didn't check the positioning, now that you say this, maybe one of the barricades dies and she runs around or something.>>562603929I use mari EX as soon as she uses her normal, as in, as soon as normal heals the relic(hp appears on relic bar), I use her EX which triggers the relic.>>562604254reload cancel? I don't have that much leeway in using mari ex, it's auto and then normal+ex asap.Maybe the 2nd one from Rio copy could be adjusted.>>562603936it's sponge cake with spinach and mascarpone based cream. Surprisingly easy to make, but rolling it requires some practice, I actually broke it this time. Spinach makes the color and makes it wet.
>>562604451>NTRKill yourself
>>562602581Yellow Chokma
>>562603732>6 minutes left on the clock, meaning this dude spent almost an hour malding this strategy just for the video>incessant pausing to watch buffsyeah I wouldn't bother
Kei kiss
>>562604613nice, finally something I can auto
i dont want to do tippy...
>>562604692It's not whether to bother or not. I want to understand what causes this normal skill delay, even if I can't copy it. My score is just under 40mln, but my curiosity anguishes me over it. I'll try the suggestions in the afternoon and come back with results.
Why is Kei and sensei always flirting with each other?
Want to buy coffee but see thisHow do you respond?
>>562604920I'd go with what the other guy about interrupted animations causing delayskeep an eye out on the timer during the fight
>dead thread on a weekendI see how it is
>>562605195Nigga it's Easter
>>562605246I SEE HOW IT IS
>>562605195>>562605290sorry bro, we bagchads are out partying at the club right now with girls who look like picrel. you didn't get an invite? don't worry we'll be sure to send one next time.
>>562605195It's 7AM, give us a bit
Can you feel it too? The interest fading, the staleness of the setting and story progression. A crack revealing a hint of soullessness.Tick. Tock...
>>562605346Nice delusion
remember that tomorrow is not a RW eventIts a trinity event in disguise
>>562604958Kei has a problem.
Man I do not have the patience for this duck duck goose ass boss. Insane it is.
Can I have Hasumi swimsuit pics pretty please?
>>562605415Kei rubs her body on sensei all day.
>>562599964>characters celebrate nipplesNICE!
I managed to squeeze more performance out of this team than I was expecting. Hiero is a pretty fun boss.
>>562605414>remember that tomorrow is not a [dogshit school] event>Its a [dogshit school] eventskipcore
>>562605195It is easter sunday, my brother. I was just in Church
>>562605927Extremely based.
>>562605496What do you need to see my fat obese groyperous bird wife in a swimsuit for
>>562605909I'm sorry no one cares about gehenna
>>562606060gehenna isn't a dogshit school, it's a stain that refuses to be removed
we are not brothers
>>562606127ok, aniki
>>562606127Mari would never say that
> I.Mari on April 21> Wakamo, Mika, S.Hoshino on May 19> Kei, B.Aris, B.Hoshino on June 16> S.Azusa on July 14(?)> NY.Fuuka on July 21(?)> Seia on August 18(?)Wanna get all of them but my 69k pyroxenes disagree ;_; I'll need to put off some of these banners for future reruns but still trying to decide which
>>562606354S Azusa is not metaB Aris it's kinda pointless because she is only useful in 3 raids, just borrow herNY Fuuka is also very useless and has been replaced by newer and better units
>units
I sin because I love JesusJesus sacrificed himself to save man from sinIf I don't sin then his sacrifice would be in vain
>>562606354You will get around 89k pyrox and 100 free pulls for the blue fes
>>562606521Be better do better
Chances of keeping my plat?
>>562606668If it's 2 Torment then 100%
I neglected patting my students for an hour and a half because I was playing Dota
>>562606668>if NAprobably safe>if EUlmao
homu
>>562606668>EU? 100% gold>NA? your finehalf of people don't clear until the last day
>>562606668Don't worry bro, you've got this ;)Not like I'm a little bit higher and you'd take my spot if you scored better
LOOK I'm not saying she goons to sensei the most but she definitely does SOMETHING with SenseiGenuinely what am I supposed to make of this
I got around the IQ test that was posted in this thread and got 118 I'm killing myself
>do 3 INS>comfy platThe only downside of being in Asia server is that you have to live in Southeast Asia.
>>562607153I've seen this post before...
Is she a replacement for kuroko or just a poormans kuroko?
Limbus referenced Blue Archive in last year's april foolsNow it's Arknights
>>562607293LOL
>>562607293The latter, but at least she's good when the mood is right.
>>562607385
>>562607437I love Kaya because she's flat.
Blue Archive Steam Community flooded with spam.
>>562603153Thanks for paying everybody
>>562607293She is only really better than Kuroko in a handful of raids and it's because of the terrain buff. I honestly wouldn't waste gems on her because Kuroko still works even on bad terrain.
>>562607385both of these are the same event
>>562607207that's a pretty big downside desu, I'd rather get gold
>>562607437>immediately sells all your data to Kaiser
Each day when you wake up, thank the Blue Archive fandom for gatekeeping their game.Look at the state of the Umamusume global fandom and despair. 1. Can't call the horse girls wives in the official Discord because the mods can't tell fiction from reality.2. Can't ship the horse girls with their male trainers because hardcore yuritards will harass you over it.3. Can't find most of the horse girls sexy because a big part of the fandom, just like their official Discord mods, can't tell fiction from reality.4. Promoting art where the horse girls get mastectomy: good. Promoting art that's too sexual: bad.5. Most of the troublemakers in the fandom do not even play the game.6. Dozens of Umamusume character RP accounts ran by the most insufferable people in existence that spout random IDpol bullshit and attack people over fictional character.7. People immediately run to "daddy" Cygames when they see art they don't like to report it. This doesn't even involve art that's too sexual in nature. Just posting a "bad ship" like Uma x Male Trainer is enough for a lot of people to clutch their pearls.
> Xitter spam bot again
>>562607482Is that dude okay?
>>562607385place my fingertip against WHAT?
didn't read
Fortunately there aren't any gookakos aro-
seia raped me
>>562607385>Limbus IslandUhhhh do I wanna know?
My canon wife Fuuka...
>>562607742
Don't care, stop dragging me into your tribalism bullshit.
>>562607742Junky would never
>>562603732
>>562607801that's where they come up with misery porn and milquetoast body horror
>>562607742Izumi is so fuckable and cute.
>>562607635CunnyGODS are unstoppable
>>562603895Blue archive is quite popular among females.
>>562607959"""females"""
coom in Nozoom.
>>562607950>CunnyGODS are unstoppable
The official Blue Archive collaboration is no longer a question of ''if'' but ''when''
>>562607986Yes, there is a reason I said females and not women.
Bunny Cunny (XXL)
what hours are these?
>limbabs>dude fighting himselfhmm hmmIcy
Who do we consider tomboy?I started playing recently expecting to drop it in a week, but man, the game hooked me. I can't collect everyone, so I'm gathering the tomboys.Rei, Renge and Neru seem cut and dry. Marina looks like a strong candidate and I've seen some other posts online calling Saki and Kanna tomboy. One of the streams revealed Nagisa used to be a tomboy. Rabu kind of gives the right vibes, but I'm not entirely convinced. Anyone I'm missing?
upload doko
>>562608470
[FACT]There are no tomboys in this game
>>562608470I think Megu is tomboyish since she'll get dirty for constructing hot springs.Reijo if you considering her kung fu love and training to push her into that.Kaede even though she's trying to be more ladylike, she does have a hobby catching beetles since she's from the rural countryside.Saya, I believe, refers to herself as "boku ousama" which is masculine. Actually it's like she's referring to herself as a king, so she's also very full of herself too.And lastly Utaha, who people thought was a boy when they first saw her, her hands are messed up because of how much engineering work she does, and her alt cheer outfit is based on Oendan which is typically for boys.
>>562608540how is marina boyish she's just retarded
>>562608168You seem upset, “sis”
CHILD
>>562607742Haruna is going to blow up the Nestle HQ
>>562608654You had me at upset.
Boring routineTake your meds
>>562606059god...
>>562600646useless uggo
>>562608519Kayoko's VA is fucking gorgeous hag.
>>562608639Whoever made that probably barely knew she existed beforehand
>>562607742>AI slop
>>562608779Kei is AI slop
>>562608470I'd put Maki up there.
>>562608552wtf gookako posts are supposed to be false
"Hina-sama this is schale office window's curtain, not a fitting room"
>>562608865>equating sapient fictional AIs with real life glorified chatbotsShut up, retard.
>>562608909She said calmly
>>562608909artist?
>>562608959how do we know they're sapient
>>562608552Neru and Maki but they're almost tranny core students.
sex with kei
>>562608639She uses masculine speech. And the haircut.
>>562608470Seeing people yesterday think Kaede isn't a tomboy makes me weep.
go to church
it's Alice
>>562602840Don't forget the tenner lasts less than 30 days
>>562609383GTFO with that reddit humor sis
I'd love some red delicious right now
>>562609383I just rotated Koyuki in my mind.
>>562609343I actually missed it kek
aren't you tired of being angry at nothingclose the tabgo outside or pick up a hobbylearn how to draw to put big honkers on the aggie or something
>>562609525Well, you'd better let her out
let her in sensei
>>562609496makes me
>>562609562no
>>562609383I just rotated Koyuki and made her explode in my mind.
>>562609589No, she's gonna talk all day.
>>562609589cunt
Why do weirdos call people 'sis' all the time? Kotori, what's the backstory
>>562608540Where does Maki fit in all of this?
How does this affect Hina Sorasaki's legacy?
>>562609873my son
>>562609873I think she'd fit better in Renge's spot then Renge. For the appearance traits listed she has none of them but she's somehow neutral.
>hard missions drop 2 1 1 instead of 2 2 2wait, was it always like this?
>>562610080...no?
>>562609042You forgot Misaki, it even fits her being a troon because she is suicidal.
why is muchuki so small and sexy
>Sexunday
GEM ALERT
when does Kei appear in the story
Sex with the dog
>>562609042>>562610116Why are you guys obsessed with trannies?
>>562610612The pyro icon is missing
>>562610691Volume 2
>>562610796But as the white haired little shit
Shocking FACT: Maki has a vagina
>>562610896A dangerous secret the deranged 'my son' posters don't want you to know.
>>562610874Volume EX
the vagina is a myth created by the (((GSC))) to make sensei comply with their bidding
is our game dying? why is extreme hiero enough for plat in NA server?
>>562611004coom in doom
>>562611040It's GA and it's Easter
>>562609873Maki fits on my cock like a glove.
it's tsukuyover
>>562610896she dialates
>>562611040It's Easter, bro. Fubukis are sleeping in piles of eggs.
>>562610968Are you serial...
>>562610112no I'm retarded I forgot some stages have a chance of second drop
>>562611151at least the glove parts do
>>562611151you have five cocks?
FACT: 1% of all gookako posts are good posts, the remaining 99% are gookseia falseflags
>>562611329>6 legs!>5 pênîses
>>562611040That’s nothing new ain’t it, I usually get close or outright plat with just extreme
fuck prostitutes
>>562611480Students are NOT prostitutes.
>>562611352FACT: ur gey lol
>>562611480I have a prostitute kink but I only want to pay my wife for sex
>>562610746
>>562611480
How would you feel if you see your student grow up to be a gravure idol?
>>562611498Escorts like Kayoko are still just prostitutes.
Have sex with small children.
>>562611198you mean their pile of empty ramen pots and semen
>>562611635But I did see my student grow up to be a gravure idol
SEX
>>562611661
>>562611568kek thanks
wake up /bag/
>>562611909
>>562611616why is sensei like this
>>562611235Super
>>562611962he isn't it's you just you indian subhuman
thank you Asuna, thank you Karin
>>562611635Saori?
>>562611635i'd be proud and fap to their albums, duh.
>>562611661Child sex with a child pussy on a child body? Should a teacher really be doing such things?
theres nothing good airing this season
>>562612214There's ニーディガールオーバードーズ
only have $97 left in me until next month, wtf should i do
Nagisa, you know what to do
>>562612278spend everything on vibrating seias
>>562612278pakeji
https://youtu.be/Ji1Sr7KCNt0soon they will know
>>562612278>$97You could feed your whole village for a month, stop worrying jamboy
Imagine Kokona without clothes.
I've just realized that Rabbits do not in fact, reproduce by eggsso I'm even more confused about easter
>>562612267tried watching the first ep but its kinda boring plus im not a fan of vtuber/idol stuffsthe last idol show i enjoyed was u149 and zombieland saga
>>562612353>brown
>>562612546Bro, get a grip. You are sitting here on Easter getting mad at brown people playing with toys. Open a window.
i think almost the entirity of BA playerbase (especially BAG) are addicted to hentai in their childhood/teenage days. the ability to be horny toward drawing is not a skill you get in proper adult brain, particularly drawing of children
Average SEAfag in /bag/ has a mansion, two wives, five maids and ten children. This all costs only $1000 a month so they can afford $1000 of pakeji a month.
>is a bnuuy>birthday is easterHFK
I turned off the lights and became black how do I fix this?
>>562612747Turn the light red and becoming a native
Hiero status?
>>562612214I only watch book loli and teenager rakugo this season
>>562612747Have you tried ordering that cream from China that makes your skin whiter?
>>562612814
>>562611480Why does she sound like a squeaky duck toy? It's a huge turn off. Is this some sort of an acquired taste thing?
>>562612816>book lolioh nononono
>>562612870>Is this some sort of an acquired taste thing?Yup
>>562612895I don't get it.
>>562612814Stressful 2T torments as a steamy newfagBut plat is plat and NA is comfy
>>562610612>>562611746https://x.com/raw_beef_tw/status/2040728995780825469He made all the versions
>>562612946Christmas and Easter are pagan, that's why it doesn't make sense
>>562612916I'm not strong enough i suppose... The students' voice pops in my mind whenever i read their respective dialogue and Shizuko's just sounds too weird. I can't....
>>562612827mercury is a hella toxic chemical
>>562612946Is jesus a jew?
>>562612870Visually, Shizuko hits the vast majority of my buttons so her voice didn't really phase me at first, but indeed over time I've come to love it as well.
>>562612946>it all return to paganism
>>562612658For me it was realizing the fantasy of a gf/sex is much better than reality and 2D does a lot better job at that so there's really no point in giving attention to real women anymore
>>562612814comfy 1T red toruncomfy 2T blue torpurple
>>562613040every Nasrani in the world celebrate those days, even non-Christian like Japan do. what is your point?
>>562612946cucking the pagans out of all their best festivals is based desu
Ibuki is so cute...
>>562613142it might be cultural problem, i don't have this problem in where i live?
>faggots still talking about theismShut the fuck up and remain in topic, blue archive
Kei and Seia ASMR when?
No one cares about Seia
Does /bag/ like hag voice?
>>562613365she's all ears
>>562613365god and religion are heavily influencing this game worldbuilding
>>562613504cheeked up
>>562613485every student in the game are voiced by 20+ years old women, so....
Wtfs wrong with the jump in difficulty from floor 99 to 100 for Tiph?Its just BS
How do I stop lusting for my socially inept students, bag?
Reminder that Blue Archive is a Christchad game.
https://x.com/ideolo/status/2040735399858114856
>>562613324NTA but good for you i guess. I just can't be arsed to deal with women's bullshit anymore.
If god really exist where do you think he/she is? Is god reside in another dimension like 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th or 10th dimension? Our universe so vast more than 100 billions galaxy, why god choose earth? And is there life outside earth?
>>562613783thumbnail look like ovaries
Sharing a mint chocolate easter egg with Airi!
>>562613825oy vey stop questioning
>>562613784
Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?
>>562613696But some make their voice cutesy...
>>562613696>a bunch of my favorites are 35+Maybe Benjamin Franklin had it right all along
>>562613108Can't imagine this little slut with any other voice.Say what you want about Yostar but they never miss with their seiyuu casting
>>562613825Zoos shut the fuck up before I rape your mouth in front of Hifumi.
>>562613853you look like ovaries
>>562613365
>>562613996you're ovaryacting
>>562613108post the uncensored one, catbox is okay
>>562613783Is this Chesed looking at Malkuth or Malkuth coming out of a Chesed like pod?
>>562614013holy fuck I didn't see this thing since like 2016
>Nikke got Lycoris>Priconne got GuP>Now Exedra is getting bakemonogatariBros we are getting outcollabed
So BA children are OK because their voice actors are adults?
I want to hold her handreenact one of the fantasies she has about us to see her get flusteredBrush her hair and whisper in her ear that's pink from embarrassment
What if Chesed is actually just Malkuth's ovaries(singular)
>>562599964>gogurt based
>>562613825Just like we in the 3D world control everything in the 2D world, a 4D being is like a god to 3D, a 5D being is like a god to 4D, and so on.
>>562614129NyesHina's VA is older than all the /bag/gots here...
How is she so confident? She's practically almost naked, and she has no problem showing off in front of me, a grown man?
>>562613825If God is real, potent, and nice, he'd wipe out the jews and put browns in their places.Sadly that's not the case right now so he's either not real, impotent, or an asshat. You're free to keep inhaling copium and believe that he's real, potent, and nice though.Blue Archive
>>562614291That's the power of idols
I can only thing about Hanako being a whore and nympho if she was real
>>562614108THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR COLLAB
>>562614083Armored Malkuth Chesed type
>>562614108We were fucking robbed
>>562614291Showing off her uh.....skin?
>>562614108I just want Shinobu...
>>562614108Concerning how we don't have collabs anymore when there are series that won't make the community gatekeep it or overreact to begin with. A collab with a yuri bait series is fine though
>>562614409tummy, pits, and collarbones
>>562614108Kim yong ha are cooking magic knight rayearth collab right now. Source trust me
>>562614336>I can only thing
https://x.com/otinpo_pussy/status/2040781719864066256lovely naked students
>>562614409Her erotic body, with just a little bit of clothes
What the fuck is an Exedra?> Madoka GachaOh yeah, I already forgot that was a thing.
>>562614616isn't that a headache medicine
>>562614291every student students are practically naked if you goon to much
Bocchi collab in 2 weeks, trust the plan
>>562614485https://x.com/madoka_exedraEN/status/2040771555001782342?s=20Shes there too
>my Hibiki is never the first to kill the sHanako>my Tsubaki is never the first to taunt>my sHanako always end up in a worse position than the opposite oneI'm done suffering, I'll only auto-resolve from now on
>>562599417saggy thread?
My game just crashed at TIph, wtf?
bakemonogatari won't work on BA, what school they even they gonna roll in? fucking Hyakka?
Blue Archive x Made in Abyss
Ibukihttps://litter.catbox.moe/zgdfx26kefz66tna.jpg
Collab with /dalg/ if only they're still alive
>>562614995> All shit tier girlsHow about no.
You're a traitor to humanity if you have sex with things like dogs and birds and robots
>>562614863Cough.
I forgot to log in yesterday! When I told my club about it, they laughed at me and called me a retard.
>>562615041Just say you've never witnessed DAL kino, zoomer.
>>562614995>All killed by a woman that couldn't have sex
Skip BArisRoll for Kei
>>562615041You're watch your fucking mouth talking about Yoshino like that.
>>562614108Madoka is not dead?
>>562614994that's hina
>>562614995what's the twins' names again? been a while since I watched this. Kotori and Yoshino were my favorites iirc
>>562615280Donkey melons
Does the selector ticket also get me 100 elephs of the student?
>>562615242Die lucklet. I'll get both in a single tenner for I am he who was chosen.
>>562614616The second in line? Planned obsoleting of big-IP games does not sit right with me, it smells like even more of a shameless shovelware cash-grab than the average licensed videogame.
>>562615280Naked guyo in the cafe
BLESSED DAY
It's a miracle!
>>562615280very sexo. sexing a tall girl.
Where the fuck is our collab with Momo Friends
>s.hanakoletNow how many baggots don't have her?
>>562615416Does Mari know what sex is?
>>562615350no
Hina Androgina
>>562615418@arona is this real
>>562615416why is pornhub open on the laptop
>>562614108I'm still pissed off that we never got any Mahjong Soul characters in BA.
>>562615647Buy pakeji. Christ is king.
out of curiosity i checked the charts out of curiosity and noticed this weird pattern of activity spikes, are those cafe headpats/reset/whatever? it happens at 19:00 utc while the peak is at 14:00ish
>>562615578That's pretty shitty, even the scammy 3* guarantee tickets give 100 elephs these days
>>562615825BA's heart beats every 3 hours on the hour
Hina is already androgynous, just look at her big head! lololol
>>562615825Daily reset
>>562615880I'd prefer if it gave the 100 too but it's still a pretty good deal to guarantee any permanent student you wantpicrel is who I got with it, still 3* sadly, but it tends to be enough for supports so that's fine
>>562615691I like the idea of Hare wearing cute gym shorts under her hoodie the way this artist thinks she does, but the reality is she just wears panties under there and nothing else (which is hot, not complaining)
Hina bobblehead merch
>>56261582519:00 UTC is daily resetevery 3 hours is just Senseis patting their students
It ain't possible. Guess I gotta wait for tYuuka.
>>562615825Wht are the steam numbers so. fucking low?
>>562616024I mean over-sized hoodies are supposed to act like one piece dresses and women don't really wear pants under their dresses
>>562607742The most cringe thing about this pic is that good looking girls irl would never eat crap like kitkat.
>>562616210BA is a tablet game first and foremost
>>562616210Game prologue isn't fun to stream.I wish people would stream their torment/lunatic mald
>>562616152Are you using sMika on a weakened core during waves in a buff-alternating pattern with Rei?Buff Rei only just enough to oneshot the robots -> put rest of the buffs on sMika -> Rio for double Rei -> sMika EX a core that's glowing orange (taking double damage and transferring it to Tippy). If you're playing without Rio you can still do this, it'll just be harder.
lots of grammar mistakes in this thread
Why is Noa the canon wife /bag/?
Get rid of your dead friends
>>562615227QRD?
Makoto will save Blue Archive.
>>562616246If you wanted to be "realistic" then all the physically strong girls like Mika and Neru would look like Akemi
https://x.com/machismo_p/status/2040770239127056648
>>562616490They get killed by the original heroine that saw the MC die in their childhood (then revive losing his memories), she broke her mind and ended up killing everyone. Tohka saves the day but faces the same destiny as MC (forgetting everything)
>>562615376Well duh, it's not like the IP's gonna get a sequel soon or anything, gotta keep people remember it somehow.
>>562615880huh, really? maybe I’ll buy it then
konoka sex
You can't save what's ded
>>562616867sxe*
>>562616398Yeah, the rotation is simply too bad, especially without Kisaki's cost regen.
>>562616887Yume.... YUUUUUUMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE
Who do you think are going to be the new limiteds this month?
Done with floor 94. Can technically do 99-100 but I hate the time dilations of turning a 2-3 minute raid into 30+ from all the pausings and slowmos, only to restart if I lose focus on the rotations or Saori/Nozomi decides to get microwaved on a whim.tl;dr Fuck Tiphareth, give me back my comfy autoclear Blue Set.
Is it true there's a country where you need to ask the government in case you draw NSFW content?
>>562616428I don't know what Nagisa is staring at but Ui is clearly staring at Nagi's tits hanging out
>>562617107Akira or busted
>>562617191Better than all of the shitty countries that simply outlaw porn altogether (including fucking Korea)
>>562599417more like TsuGUHyo amirite?
I don't care for the deca girls and I don't expect it to change
I am more and more tempted to fuck da polis
Serious question : What's the appeal of Seia?
I just did 49 and stoppedmy purple girls all have yellow armor, I ain't dealin with that
>>562617536lolibaba
>>562617536flat
Fuck February 4, 2021
>>562617536rectangle
/bag/why are you taking the image slots away?
>>562617536foxussy
>>562616428something i quite didn't like about the event was that there was a lot of art about things that didn't happen like giant mika, ui interacting with nagisa and tanned nagisa, looking at this art reminds me of those
>>562617741did you play all of the mini games routes? it wasn't presented to you in a classic format but it indeed happened
>>562617536wife
>>562617578>>562617607>>562617678>>562617707>>562617826That's it?
>>562617536sex
>>562617879you wouldn't get it
>>562617879>That's it?
If you gotta ask then you won't get it.
>>562617536cunny sex
>>562615825Is there any statistics for unique users throughout the entire day?This shit only shows peak online numbers. I think the real number is much higher because for most people (99%) spent like 10-20 minute
>>562617979she'll give birth to an incubus
>>562617536smart extremely horny for you onahole portable yapper
>>562617979You really need to be careful around Seia. She is dangerous.
I don't want to go to work tomorrow
>>562618019not really. real statistics are the enemy of online services
I want a new Hifumi alt
Sensei calling Mutsuki into his office for piss inspection day
>>562617536Sharp tongued, sharp wit, carry size seductress. A thinking man's mesugaki. She's not sorry for her sexiness at all.
seia manipulated me (there was nothing I could possibly do) into going into her room again (unavoidable) and it'll happen again (will also be unavoidable)
Seia and I had sexand it was hot
No one has raped me more times than Seia
why does sensei simply NOT go to her room? is he stupid????
>>562618475>is he stupid????yes
Sensei is a WHORE
imagine what poor little Arona must have felt when she detected readings of Sensei, but dead
>>562618475and risking rapes outside of seia's room? by having sex with her willingly in her room you avoid all kinds of troubles and assaults during the week
>>562617536She has 4 (FOUR) ears
>>562617536doom fox and if you're a JOP you appreciate how weird she speaksif you're english speaking faggot then I guess you like her for her body idk you're a p3d0
>>562618475sensei wants it
>>562618475At the beginning of V3C4 Sensei went into a dark alley alone after dark because a message from an unknown sender told him to
>>562618652>p3d0a pedophile?
>>562618619That event was so average. How could an event that has Neru and Rio and Seia in it be 6/10 at best? Hina's walking around was much better, more rewarding and more interesting.
>>562618475He is very gullible.
>>562618619I just noticed how big Asuna's mouth on this pic.
>>562618652>p3d0aaaaaaaaand?
Arona protects me from being raped, whenever a student would try to stick my dick inside her, she would simply cause it to slip out. Checkmate
>>562617536You need a girl for the awkward point of the pipe line where it'sWomen -> Loli -> TrapsYou know, something that looks enough like a boy but without having a dick
>>562618845When my dick goes into a student, Arona feels it on her dick instead
>>562618896>Arona feels it on her dick instead
I like how quickly and unsubtly shitposting began
>>562617536I really like her hair
do NOT go to trinity during easterbiggest mistake of my life
>>562619008Imagine getting a hairjob from Seia
>>562618796perfect for sucking big dicks
If women like sex so much why aren't they having it with me??
>>562618652>you like her for her body idk you're a p3d0Yeah, and? What about it, fag?
>>562619032>trinity girlshttps://i.desu.si/tVtNAqNg.png
>>562619032You need to eat ALL the eggs sensei. Every single trinity bird girls eggs.
>her dick
>p wordWe're not producers here
>really need to fap >family downstairs for Easter>browse /bag/ insteadI'm a failed sensei and I don't care.
Who taught her to dress like this? For God's sake, she's still like 15 or something
>>562618949
>>562619383Go downstairs faggot spend time with your family.
>>562599417Shes a big girl
>>562619498For you
10cm gang ww@
>>562618652I fucking hate what they did with her voice lines in global. They removed all of the spice.
>>562619220don't click that
>>562619498onefive
>>562619630I have one with koharu if you want..
>>562618619Sensei was barely in the event so I skipped most of it.
>>562619572wwwww
>>562619383I would rather catch my son fapping than browsing 4chan
>>562619032you will accept all the wet eggs
>can't share my awesome cock with Hasumi because she isn't reallife is such bullshit bro
>>562619656you mean she's one out of five? aka she's a 2/10 student? I agree
>>562619781>awesome cockdo tell, also do you really think Hasumi deserves big and awesome cocks? I think there are some students that deserve it more....goddamn why is every /bag/got/ hung? or is it just EU hours?
>>562619620wypipo don't season they seias
need more students with verbal tics and stupid manners of speaking
>>562620073arms too muscular
>>562620073lickable
>https://x.com/i/status/2040762659839307783I fucking Kei
>>562620196I am not that weak
>>562620073but they never get translated to english though???
I think Koyuki's pajamas look fucking stupid
>>562620104does that look muscular to you
>>562620196>Ch*nese
I want to beat off to Arona but it's Easter so it's kinda bad to masturbate in general
>>562620347i've accepted that long ago and often times it's untranslatable anywayvoiced is enough
Mald Tiph for 2 hours and fail 90 and 84. Fuck this shit.
>>562620398does aoba smell stinky in a good way?
>>562620573There there anon. It will all be okay.
>>562620771>tfw no Hanae gf
>>562620573why do you care so much about a gacha? why mald for hours just to get no meaningful rewards?
>>562620409Stay strong.
You think the Blue Archive community we ever be as infested as other gacha? Loli and JKs seems to hold off the hordes pretty well.
>>562620810She'd give you an enema to make you feel better. You still want her?
can I use a maxed UE60 Hasumi for anything or is she hot garbage?
>>562620863I love Blue Archive and I love my students.
>>562621036yes
>>562620279Kei is stronger than you
>>562621160That's fucked up man
>>562620810what would a Hanae girlfriend be like?
>>562621237cute child with big tits who'll take care of my sexual needs and health (and apparently will give me enemas, too)
>>562621185No. I am an adult and she is a child
>>562621090She has a pair of sandbags you can play with
>>562619743
>>562621349like 40% of this game girls yes very special indeed
Sensei
>>562622067in 2 days she will be mine. Not Mine from the Remedial Knights, but in my possession
>>562622147too late
>>562622147I thought slavery was abolished long agoI need 50 more eleph to ue40 her
Rabbits have sex 2000 times a year
>>562622236Mine will also be mine, as an idol
>>562622408Yet I've never had sex. Life is truly unfair
>>562620573I only cleared up to 49. Too lazy to learn how to do this raid.
>>562621027I'm sorry to break this to you, but the fact that this game has an official English translation means it's already too late.
temperature play sex with eimi
>>562622482kill addsboomVictory Screen
post more images
No!
>>562621090Lunatic
Sexy Chise
>>562622848Why she brown?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IjUbEF52Tss
>>562622408Considering she's the only real rabbit student; could /bag/ handle a Tsukuyo gf? If she wanted sex like 5 times every single day forever? At some point your hips would give out or dick would stop working.
>>562622897I don't think that's how you eat a banana
>>562622924can sensei enter the tablet? asking for a friend
>>562622969Otherwise she wouldn't be sexy
>>562623034According to the anime, yes
>>562623034You stick it into the charging port
>>562623024suck my banana
can he post that
>>562623010Most I can do is 3.
>>562623220requesting this as the next OP
>>562622985I hope Maia is 151cm tall just like Aoba
>>562623164According to the anime, you suck balls and voiced by troon kys yostarcuck
>>562623297>girls who are 151 cm tallthat's a rare fetish
>>562623034You can always do it all over the tablet.
>>562623297>>562623376
not one good post with that image
>>562623489my new idols..
>>562623376151cm is the ideal female height
>>562623010Yes i can. I believe in myself and miracles.
>>562623371>and voiced by troon[citation needed]
>>562623757Google banned you?
OOMYGAAA!!!
Happy Ending
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https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/image/__1utLLbTiKhSS26_SbSvug_/
I used a tape measure and found out that the very top of Aoba's head would reach my shoulders, and be lower than the bottom of my chin.That's pretty hot.
zoos...
>>562624125Mid-level yikes
>>562624125I'm glad some subhumans make themselves so easily filterable
YOUR SON HAS RETURNED
>>562624125What causes this?
>>562620573Tiphareth is a garbage fight, don’t waste your time trying to “learn it”
sex with my autistic daughterwife rio
>>562624125Based nagi-sama
GIVE ME NODOKA BREAD
you aren't subtle
Requesting zoos bread
requesting zesty ahh sensei bread
>>562624231not being loved as a child
ok lets calm down for a moment
requesting breadI'm so hungry
do the students love because I am zesty? or am I zesty because they love me?
>>562624125Amusing
>>562624474gookako_no.png
>>562624485have cake instead
>>562624625>>562624625>>562624625
