Previous: >>562622047>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Bright (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Zenno Rob Roy (SPD), SSR Curren Chan (WIT)Current CM: Pisces Cup - Hanshin Turf 3200m>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/05 - Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*), Symboli Rudolf (SSR), Sirius Symboli (SSR)04/05 - Ligne Droite Story Event04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Sakura Bakushin O (3* alt), North Flight (3* alt), SSR Daring Tact, SSR Daring HeartNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
no one askedno one caresshut the fuck up
What outfit do you want to see for what uma?I want cheerleader Marzen and Super Creek
Teio Teio Teio Teio Teio Teio Teio Teio Teio Teio Teio
uma feet
Digitan LOVE
this thread will be nuked
i askedi careplease share
Goldship wifeGoldship life
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
3 hours until Fuji Kiseki!
>>562642314Rice in an oversized sweater
Tell me what to add/delete in the future runs from her skills, or is this one okay?
>>562642314Tachyon. Naked.
>>>>UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMADACHIUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMAPOIlooking forward to what happens next
>>562642351Always reject their advances
why the fuck is everyone bringing debuffers
>>562642323https://youtu.be/y9NhjogxNHo?si=hSJZxMo23zM0E8oK
>>562642487>radiant staroh no no no
>>562642487>dober's unique>pacewhat are you cooking
So whats the play to grief oguriniggas
67
Look at Curren
>>562642370Preemptive countermeasures!
>>562642525>128 Staminanigger why are you using 18* Stam Parents
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>562642525bwo next cm is the shortest medium, you don't need stam inherits...
>>562642417So ugly
>>562642387wtf how did you get that image of me with my trainees
>>562642593Bouquet is better
>>562642569I was too lazy to look up NY Opera with Medium 6*+
>>562642230
>>5626425251149 final speed and witlet
>>562642572you can'tXOguri doesn't interact with the room at all unless they use Ryan/Dober/Maru ult
last time i ran opera was in URA
>>562642569have you SEEN how many fronts and xoguris there are in every room?
What's the best way to use books on XOguri? I imagine Hydrate and 777?
>>562642674Delete this
You can only reply to this post if you support the big uma agenda.
>>562642901giwtwm
>>562642896>he metacucks the books instead of using them on oshi
>>562642901Trainers have rights
>>562642674Why is she naked
>>562642226I told you guys we need to add @4C to our names
>>562642387Shakur would bite the shit out of me
>>562642725I especially love that boy uma
>>562642994Do they really?
>>562642896XOguri is centered around 777 timing
>>562643151>collectionI'm going to need an author or link
I am sending Maru to L'Arc
>>562642994
>>562643159>implying she can rape
please jesus christ the lord the redeemer please let me have one seiun parent wtih a groundwork spark
>>562642314
>>562642901being a team trainer means getting gang banged
>>562643141>out of town visiting family for most of the week>mfw can't take most my funny folders with megoing to be sad not being able to proper post, if at all
>>562642916
>>562643159One kick to the shins and she'll shatter
>>562642551they fell for it again
>>562642916>will never have a taiki shuttle wifewhy even bother
>>562643265Based Creek >>562643302Stop carrying porn
>>562643329narita top umanko
What is my deck supposed to look like for the next scenario?.Everyone was talking about Fuku, NTR, Gutsmaxxing with Ayabe, 15 RB Power cards, cope shinko if you don't have SSR Speed cards during Aoharu but nobody is talking about next scenario right now. Is there actually nothing to pull for other than the Light Hello banner
>>562643240>they let Maru run the classics
>>562642969I don't have an oshi...
>>562642916how big?
>>562643257>implying you'll survive it
>>562643407She shoots people and break their backs.
>>562643302>doesnt keep his dankest horseplay on a flashdrivengmi
>>562643448kita+tachyon (maru for fronts)ramonu+fmflexlight hellodas it.
Should I go for 3 aces or XOguri+2DD?Doing ground work + TTL + S medium proc for 2 umas in sound like hell.
Without warning, a huge jigstorm approaches.https://jiggie.fun/uma_uma_umya_unyahttps://jiggie.fun/uma_uma_umya_unyahttps://jiggie.fun/uma_uma_umya_unyahttps://jiggie.fun/uma_uma_umya_unyahttps://jiggie.fun/uma_uma_umya_unyahttps://jiggie.fun/uma_uma_umya_unya
Is this usable for B finals? Getting real sick of training this brat.
when should I borrow NTR vs fuku?I'm dumb so please put it in dumb terms
>>562643638what about a riichi room?
>>562643407It hurts.
This thread will be bouncier
is umalator trustworthy? it says valentine bourbon survives the next cm with 685 stamina, awful mood, and medium S. or will there be a bunch of debuffers making min maxing this moot?
>>562643838Yes, someone should make one of those too.
>>562642593Begone demon this day is for the Lord
>>562643812borrow NTR when you want to have consistent runsborrow fuku when you have brain damage and you're praying for an ungodly high roll
>>562643876probably survives with less honestly
>>562643598Ramonu comes when the scenario is about to end I think.I will have Summer Maru, FM and Kita all MLB, I'm wondering if I should perma borrow Light Hello or if there's a really important card that's worth borrowing but not rolling for.I got 0 Rikos and 0 Rice from 200 rolls on the half anni banner so I'd like avoiding the anni card scam when I can
>>562643780anon, you could build a 1200/x/1200/x/900+ in unity, let alone TB. and you're trying to predict a gambler. they gamble.
>>562643876That sounds about right, assuming 500-ish Guts?Front runners have high variance though, with Spot Struggle and Rushing. So be aware that you're taking risks.
ButtSweat, a casual B+ /uma/ club, is recruiting! It's like a festival out there.The usual "try to play" requirement stands; if you're flatlining for a reason, just let us know in advance that you're travelling or whatnot, all good.We talk in-game! Some of us (not me) are good at the game and even give advice! What a joyously cooperative environment. There is also talk of butts and such, at times. Naturally.If interested, reply with your user ID or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile!
>>562643509That's too big.
>>562643812it's pretty easyborrow NTR when this skill works.
>>562643554Please stop im already conviced
>>562644109Was about to ask for recruiters again. 530 077 431 279
>>562644109I tried applying via post yesterday, but I don't know if I'm being ignored due to low commitment. ( >>562585917 )ID: 268802320564
>>562644126so aries cup?
>>562644252>low commitmentif you're getting filtered from a B club, what are you doing?
>>562643263Shiraoki will provide
I always check every ID I see posted here to know the movements of anons around clubs
Jiggie this, mahjong that What about some /uma/ monopoly
>>562644327What's the cutoff for a B Club?I got 20M last month, but will dip a lot due to burning out from MANT
>>562643780gwo the Long CM is over
>>562644508............and falco
>>562643240Kino! https://youtu.be/hOlqeiHKtLg?t=145>>562643414Who said anything about porn, and me carrying it?
>>562644484Elaborate
love kingu
>>562644296I would, bwo. Keep in mind you need 200m fans by first summer and that's quite a bit
>>562644484monopoly is a shit game
I regret not sparking for Dia...
>>562644129>mag dumping an mac 10 into the dirt just becauseShe's perfect.
>>562644245Sent!>>562644252I missed that because I was asleep, working or both. Also... yeah, sounds bait but I sent it anyway, just in case you're serious, which I have a smidge of reason to doubt, hah.
>>562637952>>562639315If you fags talked about her more then maybe she wouldn't be remembered only for cuckposting, but you obviously don't even like her enough for that
>>562644484we should play uno
>>562644556That's why I only bought 1 gold recovery >>562644070Yeah well Brian is the king of the jobbers, with Doto as the queen. I've used all 5 clocks during every career I've done with her. I'm tir3d boss. Rudolf and Groove weren't this bad.
>>56264453120M is A club, maybe A+ if a few will carry.
>>562644850Actually fuck the monopoly, let’s play uno.
>>562644686Princess > King
>>562644853D-Doto...?
>>562644691You're not getting that by first summer, more like 150k but you'll get it by Kikua Sho for sure.Her appeal is her rainbows after getting 200k fans is easily 30+ with no one else on it. A double with Kita or Stinko is usually 50+ outside of summer so you can pop that shit whenever you see it during the second year.
>>562642314Oguri, morning after sex; just panties and a shirt
>>562644508Featuring Sirius front and centre is devilish
You know who else had a marvelous sunday? All of humanity, 2000 years ago, when Jesus Christ, our Lord and savior, resurrected after dying for our sins on the Cross.
>>562644508ovr heroes and fraudoli
>>562644764I'll just reply here. Thanks for the invite, I'm still newkek but active daily.
>>562642314Wedding Digitan this june on JPtrust
>>562642314summer maya
Man I just want to fuck Oguri
>>562645118>ayabe sees how small it is
>>562644691assuming you're running standard agendas (and can run miles), you're usually hovering 170k by first summer. it really isn't a big deal.
>>562644686She is in the jiggie linked above. I believe it is the puzzle in the top-left corner
>>562644252 (Me)>>562644764I'll start the 24h cooldown now and join later. Didn't realize my post would come off as sarcastic. I'm trying to do the bare minimum for event rewards and CM A Group. The problem with the random club I joined was that no one was requesting shoes.
>>562644484Monopoly is only fun when you can bribe girls into sex
>>562645038based BIG uma poster
>>562645118I am having impure thoughts about this image…
>there are no great dober borrows for CM12imagine pulling on a parent uma and not whoring it out.
As a light spender, is it wise to hyper focus on one or two styles in order to choose which cards should I pull for my wives?
>made several UGs at this point but they're all missing med S and fast learnerThis is painA good summer doesn't matter if the inspiration and shop are dogshit
>>562643159My beautiful wife is allowed to violate my rights
>>562642314Rice and Ai wedding dress
I don't understand the appeal of team sirius card. it seems like a honeypot.
>>562645426I don't wanna use 5 clocks/run to make a dober parent gwo
yall buying firm cource menace????that is likea least 2 more white skills
>>562645367Oh, hah. I figured from the fans it was just a bait, as people like to do that quite a bit.No worries, will hold the spot!
>>562642226its easy and it deals a lot of damage
>>562645483deck?
>>562645454>As a light spenderjust pull your wife, you won't have enough to make a good deck
Who's an uma for me?My dick size is 7cm
>>562645505it's no riko
>>562645543BWOOOO YOU BREAK THE SPEED CAP!!!! *loses*
>>562645624Vivlos
>>562645624creek
>>562645576These people don't even make it to B finals.
light spenders when the dark spenders walk in
Wait if you save a practice partner how long do they stay? What if the original gets glu- i mean transferred?
>>562645576Is it true that Cygames eventually just bans speed debuffs from being used in CMs?
>>562645624
>>562645454One style, two if the other is Pace, and you’re willing to sacrifice all the uma bannersUse the carat calculator to put together your pull plans
>>562645485Good piggy.
>>562645624Mambo
>>562645624...say that again
Did you know? The real El Condor Pasa never learned English, Japanese, or even Spanish.
>>562645853Well-played.
>>562645853She is so hot
>>562645870Did he know French?
>>562645870Did you know? Your mother never loved you
remember simpler timeswhen we just chased rainbow trainings
>>562645792Not bans they just don't work. Uniques like Manhattan Cafe just don't work either
>>562645624Tamamo Cross
>>562645494It's weird that Rice doesn't have a dedicated wedding alt. I guess her default look and ult have heavy wedding symbolism so they might view it as redundant.
>>562645870how many languages do you know?
>>562645853Tupac's daughter is so hot...
>>562645792No. They only ban it when they feel like it(mostly to shill new umas). It was allowed again recently.
>>562645792There are different conditions for each CM but banning debuffs is a common one. As the move pool expands, debuffs become extremely potent and you're really not that limited on buying skills due to SP and hint bloat, so removing debuffs from CM helps keep the races from being annoying. It lets it focus on building the strongest umas and not just messing with other people's teams and hoping that gets you a win.
>>562645964godlikeFUCK deboofers
>>562645870did you know? el condor pasa is cute
>>562645624tamamo cross...
>>562646139I just like it when NN is stinky
>>562645947My sources say "neigh".
should I pay $20.99 to unlock digitan
I need some help.Can I run a guts deck on a non speed bonus uma or forget it?
>>562646327too tall
>>562646319
>>562646308she's pretty good
>>562646327It's perfect
Grass "Fuck beaners" Wonder
>>562645991Yeah that's exactly it. It would be like giving Akebono a chef theme when she literally has one by default, when they prefer giving that to characters like Flash and Bourbon.
Speed Star should be okay this CM, if you hit your accels in time
>>562646319if the unit doesn't have speed bonus then you're taking guts cards to train power while still needing speed cards... which give power. does that seem like a good idea?
>>562645598I mean, I don't expect the best deck ever, but for example, many umas I like that have been released and will be released are End Closers, and by a miracle I already have yeppers, so maybe pulling on Mr. Cock and Balls is a good idea, and then I can borrow the scenario cards instead of pulling those, so I can use those funds for at least one uma I like from each scenario>>562645803I found that damned carat calculator this morning and my autism went haywire, so I had to ask before choosing the umas I want the most, and then pave the path to the future, because I know I'll spend more time on that than actually playing the game for at least a week
No uma can rape me.
>>562642314Kawakami and Akebono are my two favorite umas, so the fact that their wedding dresses are card-only makes me wanna die
>>562646474what is this "Speed Star" you talk aboutI only know of Prepare To Pass
>>562646474Why is speed star the only velocity skill to be 1.8s duration, they buffed every other sklill like professor of curvature, changing gears, killer tunes etc. to be 2.4s+ in the first balance patch, why leave speed star at 1.8?
>>562646642because it is designed to proc at a crucial moment
>>562646642To make the FineMo scam more devilish.
>>562646642Read the text. Speed Star is final corner which is a great time to trigger. The ones with longer duration are the gambling ones typically.
Any deck suggestions for Umas with 0% speed bonus for medium CM? 3 Speed 3 Wit and power/stam sparks?
>>562646596They can they just choose not to, like irl
>>562646603getting one in a card means that they will never get the outfit?
>>562646814yes
Post your favorite stallion and mare.For me, it's Golshi and Gentildonna.
I'm running 2 dominators and Seiun
>>562646814yeppers
>>5626467812speed/2wit, assuming the cards aren't total dogshit, will consistently cap speed.
>>562646859>anon wants to be pegged
I'm running 2 dominators and Nishino
>>562646859
>>562645624My sloppy seconds uma is quite flexible,its all yours friend.https://files.catbox.moe/3vrayz.jpeg
>>562646781I usually do 2 speed 2 wit 2 power/stam/guts depending on the Uma and sparks and specific race I'm training for. 3 speed 3 wit will overcap speed fast and then you're just sorta sitting there with nothing else to train.
>>562646934>0% speed growth>2 speed cardsyou will get absolutely fucked by lack of summer rainbows
>>562642660elaborate
>>562646776>>562646701Innate experience has the exact same proc condition, but has 3seconds duration. Same with overwhelming pressure and rising dragon. Literally every velocity skill in the game is 2.4s+, even ones with similar proc conditions to speed star. Im mad because my oshi is finemo and she has Speed Star innate, which is useless on a lot of tracks due to proccing in the accel zone, and in other tracks it's not that strong because of terrible duration. Atleast her evolved skill brings it up to 4s, but that is a long time away
>>562646536End is easy to pick out umas for because you only get like one a year
>>562647023The cock looks good.
Does Dominator have range?My Last surger hybrid is too strong and push up to 5th sometime and did not fire the skill. I am considering running on end now if there is no range.
>>562647156rebricked dancho btw
>>562647074skill-issue.
Welcome back to another round of Marvelous Sunday Races!Go toe to toe, head to head, shoulder to shoulder in this marvelous marathon of five races!5 random tracks, differing in length, width and height, along with random moods to spice things up!Whether you're a newcomer or a veteran racist, everyone is welcome!PLEASE ONLY REGISTER A SINGLE (1) (ONE) (UNO) (EIN) (性交) UMA FOR EACH RACE FAILURE TO DO SO WILL END IN DISQUALIFICATION AND MOCKING AND SHAMINGThe races will be:Sprint -> Mile -> Medium -> Long -> Dirt MileSPRINT34655097MILE99904458MEDIUM77454781LONG65230401DIRT MILE25360603First race starts in 30 minutes from now, then the next one 5 minutes after I post the results of the last race.
Air Shakur waiting room
>>562646859Rice Shower and Daiwa Scarlet
>>562647136haha ok buddywe will happily let you skip buying speed star
>>562645426they realized the "god tier parent" is mildly useful in 1 cm out of 10 and they could just farm ryan instead anyway
>>562647074We're talking about CM and it's weeks away, doing multiple attempts until it lines up is the baseline. Only a retard goes for a consistent build over risky runs that have a higher end payout. You'd walk up with 1200/500/700/500/1200 and see my 1200/750/1200/500/1200 and shit yourself.
>>562647136>rising dragon>same conditions as speed starPlease do not compare the ever reliable Fine Motion to the nefarious and diabolical Bamboo Memory
>>562647205Marvelous paizuri.
>>562646308Do not give money to digital drug dealers
>>562646949>getting pegged by Golshi while balls deep in DonnaA man can dream.
>>562647136Then don't buy it and seethe after you lose.
>>562647118I want to lick her sweaty feet right after she won a race
>club rank is dropping very steadily day by dayuh... danchud?
>>562646781High roll for two speed card or get some speed sparks.
>>562647429and what if she loses the race?
>>562647353>digital drug dealers>digitaleverything reminds me of her...
>>562642916I only have this one but I support the agenda
>>562647205Might have lost on CM but I will win at least once today
>>562646839>>562646913this applies to all the events?
>>562647443It's easter weekend nigga
>>562647427>>562647258who said anything about not buying it? Learn to read sea nigs and stop sucking cygames cock, it makes no sense to have this one singular speed skill have less duration than every other skill in the game
>>562647490she wont, I have faith in her. If she asks me to lick I lick, siimple as
>>562647556yes, that has been the pattern
>>562647556When they do new skins it's always NEW skins. Not rehashes.
>>562647556the trend has yet to be broken in 5 years if that's what you're asking
i yearn to be as irritating as possible and will stoop to any sort of low if it means i inconvenience my opponents even if i have to shoot myself in the foot
You have been marked.
>>562647502Get her for free. You can do it. She wants it too, she'll find a way
>>562647546Chiyo HATE
>>562647592>Crying about seanigs at a time they're all fast asleepConcession accepted. Next time learn to type posts correctly, you utterly failed to explain yourself properly if everyone reads your post "wrong" (aka they read what you typed instead of the shit in your head you failed to type).
>you'll never use all 5 borrows in one day!!!you literally have to throw a good run in the trash if you don't get a groundwork hint by the second inspiration
>>562647649meant for >>562642551
Make America Narita Taishin
>>562642551my aces just happen to have debuffs to use, completely different
>>562647592>More crybaby whining because you can't understand the concept of skill timing matteringKek. Make your own game if you're an expert.
>>562647653I'm already married.
Is Mommydonna for (You)?
>>562647653Sometimes I wonder if Cafe also marked you before you even know her. After all, paranormal events start happening to you even before you meet her
where the hell are all the good MANT ryan borrowsthese niggas have 50 affinity wtf
>>562647938Ryan is an affinity blackhole 50 is good
>>562647205Dammit all my flight just launched and the wifi isn't good enough to get the game going.
>>562647758your lack of english comprehension makes you a sea nigger at heart, sorry to break it to you
YOU FUCKTARDS THAT PULLED DOBER BETTER START SHITTING OUT USABLE RENTALS RIGHT NOW SO HELP ME ALLAH
>>562648014Take care anon, see you next week
>>562647906I don't know. She's not in the game yet.
She already marked you the moment you laid eyes upon her and her "friend" is all too happy to make you two lovebirds
>>562647759You autists are way too picky with umas. My Kitasan won A finals for me without Groundwork, and 2 of her opponents were Kitasans with Groundwork. You're throwing away strong umas because they don't hit an imaginary checklist of things you convinced yourself they must have, only to keep a weaker one that fit the checklist.
>>562648087i'm doing tachyon runs bwo
>>562648087what's a usable rental dober?
>>562647906You are the marble and she is the sculptor.
>>562648087>needs doberDude she's never been relevant that was a gaslight
>>562648123>not having groundwork on a 2000m tracklol lmao
>>562648087just use pace xog +dd
>>562648168100+ affinity, beyond level 3, 15+ whites, 40 races
>>562648084>It's everyone else's fault I can't explain what I want to say properly!Double kek for the double down.
>>562647906She will literally fix you
>>562647906I consider all the umas that have endings where they take (you) to travel around the world racing for who knows how many years are for (you), and Gentil is no exception
the spinwheel has given me:1. vodka2. oguri(original)3. ass wonder(original)as my aces for CM12how bad will this go?
>>562648123Now try to win with an S.Maru without groundwork or TTH in Satsuki Sho
>>562648228Hmmm... no!
>>562648231by that point just hack bwo
>>562648298this is a good team
>>562648202>Not having an uma strong enough to beat one that has groundwork and nothing else going for itLmao
>>562648228but the game does it too...
Is it true that Tama is good for CM12?
>>562648298that's just triple gambler.
>>562648123groundwork is 100% mandatory on fronts if you aren't trying to luckshit wins against stronger players
>>562648385>implying retard
>>562647205The races will start in 10 minutes! Please join!
>>562648385Kitasan literally has Taking the lead and she has 1000 more meters to overtake
does affinity above whats necessary for double circle do anything?
>>562648372>>562648471should I go for triple late gamble or pace oguri?I think having 3 lates is funnier but also has higher rate of failureI'm going to commit btw
How important would aptitude be for someone I basically built to have DD for my xoguri?
>>562648123Your 6000 rating A finals don't count lil bwo
>>562648562Pace Oguri don't be silly. Borrow yeppers wit.
>>562647906(you) proclaim that (you) will beat every single person that is trying to become her fianceWhen her father demans that (you) stop being her trainer, (you) tell him to fuck off
>>562648568not at all
This thread alternates between peak and awful and I dont want to be a part of the ride anymore
>Post 3200m longslop>We're still on the "groundwork doesn't matter" gaslight
>>562642215who is the top right cards supposed to be?
>>562647205>/uma/ is too scared to enter their TT unitsthe winners will be blessed on this easter sunday.
>>562648228I will pair my uma with their REAL LIFE CANON father/mother figuresI will pair my uma with their REAL LIFE CANON siblingsI will fuck and marry my underage uma trainees
>>562648228fun thing, Gimlet tries to get you drunk and force you to call her your soulmate
>>562648649you're stuck here forever
>>562648298It's 3 gamblers which makes it pretty likely 1 pays off. If you build them well you can get into A no problem, but the actual final might be tricky depending on matchup.
>>562647136>Innate experience has the exact same proc conditionIt literally doesn't though.The only speed skill in JP with is_finalcorner_random==1 and duration greater than 1.8s is Best in Japan, which is long-only and thus cannot be used for speed carryover
>>562648667
maya is a mare
>>562648649What parts are peak and which ones are awful in your opinion?
>>562648665
ugh....MANT
>>562648568if you just want her to proc a debuff you should just try to hit 1200 wit
>>562648549Yes it's genuinely vital. The circles are just indicators. Use. https://chronogenesis.net/affinity_calculator and input the share codes for a few of your umas, the difference between 150 and like 230 is game changing even though both are double circle.
>>562648562With three lates you only need to beat one late/end to guarantee dober + ryan proc
>>562648298>>562648562>gambling game>also lets RNG take the wheel to choose his aces instead of choosing for yourself or meta>not even picking your oshi for CMsWhat level of mental illness is this?
>>562648851if she can get pregnant then she's a mare
all women are mares and I'm the stallion
>>562648916What if the 2 other people enter only pacers/fronts?
Does uma's late spurt start with the late race, or after that?
>>562648876Ideally she should have a chance to win if Xoguri shits the bed but yeah I get what you mean. I'll try to get one that either has hesitants too, or has better winning stats.
>>562648851Bro...
>>562648298>>562648562BASEDNEVER STOP GAMBLING
>>562649021Let's be honest anyone horny-posting here is an incel gelding
>>562648992La creature
>>562649049Then you chain-proc ignited power, OYL, NSM and from the brink and still lose to the fat holiday horse
>>562648087Only cock Dober needs is mine.
>>562649113if she wasn't a mare then why would they put her in a wedding dress? are you stupid?
>>562648298what rng method did you use for selecting your CM12 team?
>>562649098once the unit crosses into late-race then it begins for them. whether they spurt asap depends upon their remaining HP.
hope you are done with your hybrid med/mile parents because she will be gaining full power in one week
ryan LOVE
how retarded is it to do Late Tamamo for next CM?
AAAAAA DANCHOU IM CUMMING INSIDE YOU
>>562649246
>>562648649I only come back every once in a while because of that very reason.
>>562648298>chooses by spinwheel>the spinwheel chooses 2-3 late surgers, depending on how he will build OuguriBased gamblemaxxer.
>>562647206YEP
>>562649336https://wheelofnames.com/I just typed the names of the umas I have then spinhave fun
I still can't believe she recovered from this
>>562649098spurt timing has a LITTLE rng delay in it but yesif game has concluded that you have enough HP to spurt, you will spurt
sirius symboli waiting room.....haha
>>562649383this preteen uma will drain her trainer dry and her parents will be proud of her for it
>>562649590sex with autistic nerds
>>562647205The marvelous sunday races are on!Starting sprint race!
>>562648518But the room countdown says it starts in 2 hours.
>>562649424Very normal degree of retardation, outside of mile affinity for MANT
>>562649590>I like her because......... she's ugly and mean
>>562649881yes
>>562649373>>562649681So all the acceleration happens starting from late race and beyond all the time? Is there any further part of the race that has some bigger influence on that? Also, how much stamina do you need for that?
tfw no ardan wife
>>562649795>>562649774nevermind, I see you started
>>562649619You are actually insane lmao
>>562649881She's smart and good with computers. She probably plays a horse daughters mobile game.
>>562649774>wit fail groundwork>turbo sprint activated after finish line>1200 witso gay
>>562649774oh nice, i won one
tfw no puny luna wife and teio daughter
>>562649956
>>562650001she uses arch btw
>>562649774AIR GROOVE UPSETS THE RACE WITH A CLOSE WIN!Starting the race in 5 minutes.
>>562650117
>I like her because she's pretty and meandaiwa scarlet!
faggot rng game holy shit
>>562642487Really you want Hydrate/Gourmand, corner recovery or preferred position, and then U=ma2 + triple 7 as the triggers, in case one recovery misses, for consistency. The consistency is why she's so good on this track.In general Radiant Star messes with that consistency because the activation window is so large, so you want to avoid it. If that Oguri misses one of her recoveries you're basically just praying that Radiant star hits at a good time or she just loses
>>562650228Seethe harder maybe you'll be luckier
>>562650192
ill be pulling on shakurs alt ONLYit genuinely is my favorite costume design in the game
>said she was on the pill>goofed up
>>562650306go back work poorfag
>>562650386When i was
Please drink some water, stand up and stretch for a moment.
>>562650401Will she be a good mother?
>>562649774>Air Groove gets stuck in between Curren's ass almost not making it
>>562650432No you
>>562650228Just get better RNG idiot
uhhhhh is brian any good?
>He isn't a boyfag that likes cool girlscouldn't be me
>>562649881>doesnt want to slowly worm his way into the standoffish umas heartyou simply dont understand
>>562650432once every 40 minutes
>>562650139Starting mile race!
>>562650432I only did one of these
>>562650139What's weird that it was done by a pace Groove, when her unique is better as a late surger.
>>562650401Anon I don't know how to tell you this but that wasn't an accident
>>562650619brown wife sex
is wit speed
>>562650526sniff
>>562650529Rice wouldn't act like this
What a quiet Sunday...
>>562650405Oh you're an ESL too, interesting
>>562649925>how much staminathat depends on your other stats (guts being a big factor), the track length, and track composition (hills or flat). skills firing (thus making you run faster) have a small impact on stamina as well.there are two periods of (important) acceleration: early-race and late-race. skills that improve your mid-game acceleration do effectively nothing and early-race acceleration is really only important for fronts and situationally for pacers.there is a concept known as "speed carryover" that essentially acts as pseudo-acceleration in that your unit will enter late-race at a higher velocity than normal which means they begin to accelerate from that heightened speed.https://docs.google.com/document/d/15VzW9W2tXBBTibBRbZ8IVpW6HaMX8H0RP03kq6Az7Xg/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.3q7x98goz5cuthis is the mechanics doc if you want to understand how the race actually works.https://kachi-dev.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/this is the best race sim currently (that i know of) which help to visualize skills during races and their impacts as well as providing an easy way to verify stamina requirements for a track.
>>562650545yeah
>>562650432I only drink diet coke
>>562650545She's bad at cooking (charm point)
>>562650619Hishin Amazon steals the mile race win!Next race (Medium) in 5 minutes.
>>562650771god, imagine smelling curren chans rancid cum infused farts
>>562650897man...
>late surgers have less stam requirements but tend to lose more>end closers use a little more stam but are more consistentWhy aren't there more naturale late surgers turned into end closers?
sometimes I forget hishiama is a playable uma already
would front tosen jordan work
>>562650528But it's good for you.
>>562650779>>562650805What a quiet EASTER Sunday*
>>562650432you're not a real mom, super creep. you're 14 years old!
>>562650805Doesn't make it less Mahvelous
>>562650897nice brown wife
>Anon wants to marry Ardan>I want to be Ardan
>>562650897Hishiama LOVE
>>562650897>piggy gets roasted by trashcan amazongrim
>Anon wants to be cheater
>>562651225bathes her
Which style needs the least money y investment? Which one can be good with fp2, and which requires you to be a whale?
>>562650986You're not the boss of me
>>562650827>he overlooked 1 (one) wordobsessedif that's the only thing you got it's looking grim for you bwo
>>562650897Medium race is starting!
>>562650368
>>562651331Pace Medium is the poorfag way.Longslop front is the paypiggy way.
>>562651257Cheating... CHEATING! What is, cheating? Is, THIS IMAGE, cheating!? Is your post, cheating?!
>>562651371Mald and seethe
>>562650545EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE
>>562651331present-day global, fronts are the whale style while backliners (lates/ends) are very f2p-friendly. ends stay f2p-friendly, lates become the meta 2 years from now. pacers have a window where they are competitive, even strong. we're approaching that window within the year.
>>562651331pace is the cheapest front is the paypiggy styleend will be cheap until they jew it up around 3rd anni but you also have to roll for End umas because there are barely any
This thread needs more Maya
>>562650545Yes, good hons and parent. Congrats, Anon.
>>562651383SMART FALCON!Smart falcon wins the medium race for this week!Long race is starting in 5 minutes
>>562651654>Mayagay and lame>That artistSUPER BASED>Untranslated:(
>>562651672I didn' t sign up for long, because I do not have good umas for long
>>562651672ogurisisters, our cope?
>>562651672>Smart falcon was first from start to finish
Hm I wonder how ex Cuma and Sakuraniku danchis are doing right now... I wonder what their respective Danchou are doing right now... now that it think about it it is really funny how if they just swapped Danchous both clubs would probably still be alive today. Man I miss club drama. Not only do we not have diacord drama we don't even have poaching drama either.
>>562651672Did you know that in medium distances Oguri Cap (As in forma kurisumas) is unbeatable?
>>562651451have fun at work tomorrow!
>>562646859Fuku and Daiwa
Which is more important, NSM or OYL?I could sub NSM with nimble but I doubt that's enough so I'm going to sacrifice one
>>562651850Curse upon you and your liver
>>5626467812 speed, 3 wit, 1 power with mostly power sparks
>>562651850>diacordA what cord?
>>562651672Long race is starting!
it's fucking over
>>562652028OYL+nimble > NSM
>>562646859Haru Urara and Orfevre
>>562648228Tachy is my wife and Daiwa is our daughter.
>>562651920*allegedly
>>562652028NSM by far. I'd take nimble and something else over OYL as well.
>1200 Wit>4 recoveries>in a position to activate those recoveries for the entire race>fail 2 of them
Do Cygames ever do balance patches for this game to nerf/buff umas to make the CMs more competitive?
>>562646859Narita Brian and Kawakami Princess
Goldship is actually really pretty when she shuts the fuck up huh
>>562652156Kitasan Black wins the long race!The last race for today, the dirt race is starting in 5 minutes!
>>562652198why is vega doing so well lol? you would think gold shit would be the generic end to squeeze out wins.
Hate.Hate.Hate.
>>562652198Dominator supports boosting their team's XOguri while hampering the enemy onewell
>>562652418Balance? In a pay to win game? Are you stupid? They will just keep ramping up the powercreep
im going to make spaghetti tomorrow :)
>>562646859Silence Suzuka and Mejiro Dober
>>562652198Is that end oguri also distance S?If so then fuck impossible to replicate for me
>>562652436>bobo was the real mvp
>>562652536With spicy meat balls?
>>562652451my guess is built in nn
Will you pull her? You're not a pedo who's waiting for Nishino? Right anon, right?
>>562652637yes, and i have a bottle of wine to go with it
>everyone is going to use 2 dominators+xoguriOn one hand, easier time to train for CMOn the other, dishonest racesGrim
>>562652198frontchuds our wallet....
>>562652663I'm pulling for Fuji Kiseki, her kit speaks to me.
>>562652418you're not often going to see nerfs in a gacha game because it causes anyone that acquired the thing to throw a melty. generally, gachas "nerf" by buffing everything else. evo skills is the way cyjews decided to address past kits being poorly thought out.
>>562652663Fuck no, I'm pulling for Mr Cock and Ballsl card
>>562652562>>562652198>Trigger ult in the very back>Swing into 6th place for even more accel afterwardIs... that a viable plan?>tfw trying to post duplicate file>>562651426
>>562652198they should add in the no debuffs clause early for global
>>562652663It sucks that April has nothing worth pulling for. I like rolling but damn give me something worthwhile Cygames
>>562652681Sweet, have a good one!
How'd I do? Probably have to still go for distance sparks. Yes I am aware winter runner doesn't work but I had exactly 52sp left over.
arr rook same
>"xoguri is dead bwow">the absolute state of CM12 and 13 practice rooms
>>562652418Nerfing umas is actually NG as it makes it look like a scam for something people paid for to be nerfed, so instead they powercreep everything else.
Last day of Sakuracon today. I actually saw uma stuff. I'm going to post it. First up: day 3 of the Uma tournament. It was... Underwhelming. Don't be second stage in the fighting game tournament room I guess.
when falco-chan
hear me outi think vodga is actually cute and tomboyish
>>562652451autists doing oshi pvp often show up as outliers in these sorts of results
>>562652436The last race for today, the dirt mile race is starting!!
>>562642314Clown Rudolf
Everyone has Digitan...
>>562652418Taiki already had her ult buffed to make it actually work on miles as the Mightiest Miler instead of mediums where she cant normally race
>>562652892Next up I found a cardboard cutout of mambo going for silent auction. I signed up but lost. I'm literally in mambo so it would've been a good bit, I'm kinda upset.
>>562652378I was asking because I can get something this anon said >>562652229, OYL+nimbleIf I throw ayaw OYL, I can get NSM but it's just NSMSo OYL+NN vs NSM only, which one is better?Maybe I should've just said that from the beginning, I'm dumbI don't have the Nature wit and yepper wit so I'm fucked over here
>>562652892>watching visualized math while the FGC is hyped and smellytruly doa.
>>562652935This race was an Agnes Digital goon party
>>562652531>>562652742>>562652871>>562653085Thanks for the answers, this is the only gacha I've ever played so I wasn't sure how they'd handle balance. I suppose on JP it might have been more competitive because nobody knew what the meta was going to be and players were still figuring out which umas were OP? As we know all of the banners in advance these CMs feel very much "solved". I suppose there's no hope of evolved skills being released early to address XOguri's dominance.
>>562653082We love Digitan here
>>562652919I agree
>>562653138did you see the guy who carries around the 12 foot tall sayaka cardboard cutout?i remember going 3 years ago and he was there, just roaming around
happy birthday nakadashi fiesta!
>>562653082I was gonna mutate, but didn't have time...
>>562652935Smart falcon wins it again!Smart falcon wins the dirt race!And with that, This week's marvelous sunday races are over. Thank you everyone for participating, Have a blessed Easter and See you again next time!MARVELOUS!!
>>562653209True
Can y'all stop implying that obvious gay characters are straight? Thanks
Missed out on the Sunday Derby...
>spurt doesn't work on arieslate maya it is thenchildbride ver da? at least the speed part of her ult does something. nah i don't think im putting murmur on her... unless?or base for NSM? though her ult probably does nothing and her growth is ass
>>562653268Thanks for hosting
>>562653268>shart pigeon wins two races>curry chang didn't podium onegrim
Now what?
>>562653268Thanks for the host!
is the firm menace thing that important?
>>562653138There was some fancy sports car with an Oguri Cap wrap on it outside.
>>562653570Sleep
>>562653556didn't she on the sprint?
>>562653268have a good easter
is red shift good for aries or is it too late?
>>562653676I want to do this, but my car isn't fast enough...
>>562653268Have a marvelous week, anon
>>562653742do it with a little granny car
>>562653742wellyou can try Urara wrap
>>562653249No unfortunately. God I wish.>>562653676Also I saw this guy and while it's not Uma related this despicable creature makes me think of this thread.
>>562653676why is she wearing shichis bra
>>562652198why did this retard think DARK YELLOW and LIGHT ORANGE would be good colors to PUT THEM NEXT TO EACH OTHER
>>562653707air groove won on sprint
>>562653859>No unfortunately. God I wish.well theres always next year, he lives in edmonds
>One of the horses named by an anon won a couple of G1s>Check relations tabWhat a slut (her name is Cool Chulainn)
>>562653707oh, she did. a flat-S got second somehow lol.>>562653741late-race begins 1333m, final corner starts 1450m. even if you're perfectly positioned for a 6 to 5, there will be a slight delay. red-shift is still viable for backliners and is quite forgiving, though slightly delayed as mentioned.
why doesn't the detroit line event feature a black uma
>>562653859I forgot to log into nikke for three days...
>>562653902gro???its obvious????
>>562653920what does to "podium" mean then? isn't a podium from 1st to 3rd?help my ESL ass to understand
>>562654124Yes, that other anon is retarded
>>562654060shit it's a gacha crossover, that's a Fate horse
>>562653859As for my last photo, i wish I had gotten a better photo of her but as I was leaving I saw this brown girl cosplaying goldship wearing a shirt that said "white boy year." Need? I think need.Anyway after all 3 days I saw a gorillion tachyon cosplayers (most were shit) and some oguri caps (most were alright) and somehow two very high quality teios. I got some decent quality uma graphic tee but unfortunately my oshi Fuku is not popular enough to be on anything so I settled for an Oguri shirt. Thanks for reading my blog I hope you guys enjoy being fans of this weird game as much as I do.
>>562654060Her sire is Speed Symboli and her dam is Shiraoki btw
How many copies of Tachyon are the bare minimum for her to do the job?
>>562653902Don't worry there's a toggle for people like you
>>562654243Girl? With those arms?
>scheduled training day>triple rainbow wit, finmo, daiwa, sunday>pop my only +20 energy, +60%horn>2% failureTRAINING FAILED
>>562650386>>562650419
>>562654283MLB or bust is the consensus now that a sloptuber has claimed it. we shall await the other sloptuber opinions and then witgod's opinion.
>>562652842Medium S or busted.>Radiant starYou are playing with fire.
>>562652984happy easter
me as kitasan
tiredneed chocolatecock too
>look at Ayabe's evolved skills >they're basically the same thing
when will nishino flower come to global
>>562654448cute cf spotte-->need cock too
>>562654079naruhodo
>>562654243how were the hotel orgies this year?
>>562654489
>>562654371Idk. It's an anime con she's chubby just like everyone else there except the anorexic egirl lolitas.
>>562652892hottest uma cosplayer?
>>562654489she doesn't come her periods didn't even start
>>562654489right nowon hanshin juvenile fillies
>>562654448I've eaten too much chocolate and now I feel sick.
>>562654481I like this picture a lot Ayabe looks so pretty
>>562654408If that's the case guess it's better to settle for a single light hello then, and just borrow Tachyon?
>>562653201They added the 1st anniversary patches early at the half anniversary, so they might do the same with the 2nd anniversary patches (evo skills) at 1.5.Evolved skills don't actually power creep Oguri btw. At a certain point they basically just had to stop running medium CMs for an entire year while the game slowly caught up to Oguri. And she's still viable to this day in her best distances.
>>562654243bwo that's a white American guy not a brown girl wtf. Go get your eyes checked
>>562654312holy shit it's worse
>>562654602I saw an eisen flash cosplayer on day 1 in the artist alley whose costume was godlike and had tits so huge it nearly made me fall over.
>>562654243Teiosisters never disappoint
>>562654701MLB R/1LB SR light hello are the minimums i believe. if you luckshit 1LB tachyon then maybe that frees up your borrow, sometimes.
>>562654576oh shit time to hoard carrots>>562654610>>562654639sex
>Warned for posting in /v/ma even though I didn't create the threadWhat the fuck>>562654489Image of Nishino Flower staring directly at you.png
i just got a warning that all generals belong on /vg/ without any contextwas it because i posted in the /v/ tranny uma general? lol??
>/v/ jannie getting uppity again
Stay mad
>>562654664
>>562654795Cuteguri
>>562654658Was it worth it?
Did everyone that posted in the /v/ thread get a warning
>>562654489post the wink where she is cute for once
>>562654283Tachyon speed SSR? You might as well not pull her if she's not going to be MLB. She's kitasan tier at full power but you'll have SRs at about the same power level. You're unlikely to use her in MANT because of 0 race bonus. In GL she's great but so it Kitasan and a dozen other cards. Like for Ends, SR Sweep or even the free Air Shakur that drops in half an hour (2 speed and 1 power bonus and can give many stellar end skills like Spurt). Tachyon is great for Pacers but skippable as long as you're saving to get El Condor Pasa Speed SSR around this time next year.
>>562654639the cum pose
>>562654658you can never have enough>>562654869>>562654885>double postingbe loyal maybe
You guys unironically post on /v/?
>>562654565I'll be honest anon my con orgy days are long behind me. I imagine zoomer weebs are too sex averse to have any but maybe the 35+ millennial hotel rooms would still be keeping up the traditions.
I want /v/ma to leave
Give me your Flower, Nishino.
>>562654869>>562654885>>562655015>>562654965didn't ask
i HATE /v/i stopped posting on it when death stranding 2 came out on ps5 to avoid spoilers, and never went back
>>562655054not normallygot baited in because of whore maruzen bikini pic
>>562655054I only go there for uma threads
Does the /v/ janny actually hate /v/ma this much? Holy moly.
I've only visited /v/ maybe 3 or 4 times
>>562655035True, that frees some of my carats thenBack to math autism
>>562654243Always jealous reading these posts. Even if they're largely cringe and sweaty, it's neat to be able to go somewhere where your hobby is normal. Well, that doesn't involve flying abroad, in my case.Glad you enjoyed it, and thanks for the pics!(Btw bunch of new Fuku merch dropped in Japan recently, plushies and shit, good stuff)
>>562655092
>>562655035Oops, flubbed a sentence: She's kitasan tier at full power but you'll have SRs at about the same power level *as LB3 and below.
>/v/>/v/ faggots>VFhmm...
>>562655009No, if I don't feel better soon it's going to ruin the excitement of pulling on the ballroom banner. I didn't even eat that much but it's a combination of not often having chocolate often and Cadbury's being turning into sugar slop after the Americans bought the company.
>>562655207Generals belong here
>>562655180>because of whore maruzen bikini picoh shit, link?
>>562655071>zoomer weebs are too sex averse to have anyintoxicated and at a con are the exact type of parameters where zoomers would be bold enough. you've missed out, grass-touching anon.
>>562655035who the fuck is playing mant after gl comes out
>>562655139i HATE /a/stopped posting there when i got banned for talking about anime while anything off topic dogshit stays up like >i want to fuck xy>post your waifu>xy seiyu is deadbut insta death when you actually want to talk about anime and get recommendations
>>562655054I go there for the cunny threads
>>562654658>too much chocolateno such thingt. future diabetic
>>562654565>>562655071con orgies are a myth
25 minutes until boysex
>>562655207based jannyyou trannies force a general there>>562655304am I your ai assisant bitch? search for the latest deleted threads on /v/
>>562655215My advice would basically be just to drop 100 pulls on it since you'll get 100 for free on that banner. If you luckshit like 3+ copies of Tachyon, maybe aim to MLB her. Otherwise put the spark copy on Light Hello and start saving for the next OP cards.>>562655317Almost all of JP, most of us even if they move GL buffs forward. It is the defacto parent building scenario for a long time because nothing else gives as many skill hints and skill points, and even after the buffs GL isn't really easier to get SS rank in than MANT (and that's fucking important for parent farming).
>>562655431
>>562655341what if he's a dog
>>562655431I need the boysex.
>>562654795guys i tought we we were in front meta?xOguri and her dominator hussies preform best as end closers
>>562655431Wait, isn't it 35mins ag- FUCKING DST, WHY IS THAT STILL AROUND.
>>562655216That was me years ago. It's actually what motivated me to start going. I don't cosplay (I always want to but always forget to get it started) but just going to be around like minded people and smiling at other dorks is good for your soul I think.
Guys I am a sad lonely man. Please give me a good uma wife that can fix me.
Having that monthly plan that lets you make 5 parents a day instantly is funny because you get 5 instant disappointment parents with godawful whites and it's like, you can go do a parent run yourself and still get awful parents or just wait until the next day for 5 more disappointment parents.
>>562650957The future they basically stop making ends and buff lates
What the fuck is looping? How do I do it? Explain looping to me like I'm retarded I am
>>562655490>spending 40+ mins for a parent runnah i'll borrow
>>562655657no one loops anymore, anon. that wasn't even a smart thing to do at launch, let alone now.
>>562655626
>>562655461>You tranniesI literally don't post there. I've just never heard of EVERY poster in a thread getting a passive aggressive warning like this before .
>>562655657https://gametora.com/umamusume/legacies#legacy-loop
>>562655723Dislocated arm and broken calf
>>562655723me as mcqueen
>>562655626you are not the only onei think about suicide dailyi hate my life
>>562655623Mmm, exactly. Even though you might not particularly like the majority of people there, being allowed be "normal" now and then is good to reset the brain chemicals a bit.Looking forward to seeing what shape the "World Tour" takes!
mile B is definitely still enough in one week
>>562655657If grandparents and parents have the same white skills, the uma you play has a higher chance of getting these whites on the inheritance.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNrEIuwOde4
>>562655430they have entire threads for organizing them every con
>>562655723I'm Scarlet
>>562655723how much would this cost?
>>562655693Good luck being permanently gimped. Your affinity will be dogshit and your sparks will be worse. You might as well just keep playing only Unity and URA now, it's less of a handicap than running GL over MANT for parent runs.
>>562655657heh, you're just like ayabe anon
>>562655656Isn't the future basically Ends, Pace and sometimes a Front?
>>562655989I HATE CURREN
why do ppl still have the tauros plat equippedthat's more humiliating than any other title
>>562655978seethe
>>562656086ines fujin is poor like tamano?
>>562656167Rice wouldn't say this
I had sex at a con once but it wasn't an orgyI want to be in an orgy so bad I even talked to a coworker about it who is an orgy regular but it was the gay ones and sadly I'm straight...
>>562656179In hindsight Taurus was the most honest CM of them all
>>562656312gay
I've seen R cards with better output than yeppers wit
>>562656312but imagine the gay orgy but everyone is cosplatying as umas
>>562656179A lion does not concern himself with the titles of sheep.
>>562656167rice shower should do this to my dick
>>562656065End just becomes Orfevre. Lates get buffs largely from accels with higher position checks
damn triple distance
>>562656312He was subtly inviting you gwo
>>562655317Everyone? Do you not see the power gap between MANT and other scenarios? GL was so unplayed after the new label wore off that they had to rush out buffs to get people to even consider it.MANT is where you will do every single parent run for like a year because:1. Race schedule and removing the story is mandatory for affinity boosting2. Tons of free skill hints and way more skill points due to constant races with rivals3. MANT makes stronger umas than launch GL which matters a lot for sparks because the odds on white sparks are completely different if the Uma is at least SS rankWhen you stop doing parent runs in MANT, you will still require 2 MANT parents to even get started with parent runs anywhere else, because the best source of skill hints in the following 3 scenarios will always be from your MANT parents. This should be true for over a full year in Global.
>>562656271no but she needs to buy condoms for her trainer
>>562656312You have to be at least a little gay to want to participate in an orgy
Almost forgot to record the race. Another one for the books.
>>562655723>All the discarded shoes in frame This is well hidden foot fetish pandering
>>562654821give her a sniff
>>562656480oh so she's like falco, gotcha
>>562656312you kinda have to be gay or bi to fully enjoy an orgy
>Have female friend for a long time now >We talk about vidya, anime and other nerd shit >Talking about our favorite umamusume >"My favorite is Ayabe and..." >Doesn't tell why, starts giggling for no reason >I ask what's so funny why is she laughing >"Hihihehe is nothing anon, I was just thinking how similar you are to Ayabe hehehihi" >Keeps giggling for no reason >"You are so totally Ayabe" >Yeah okI don't get it
>>562655636wrong thread, go back to /umajp/ tourist
sex havers aren't real
>>562656312all i want is to fuck a good looking cosplay whorei want it so bad
>>562656429This is motivating me to get off my lazy butt and try to do more than one run a day.
>>562656429why is SS on its own so importantwhat does it do to the umano one is explaining this and it's annoyingsearch does nothing toomight as well just not be real atp
>>562656563why would you need condoms for anal
>>562656643SS = bigger chance of better spark
Are stamina sparks just useless now? I get 700 stamina going full power or pow/wit
>>562656643Higher rank = better white sparks
>>562656179Taurus is the only CM where 1st place is the only way to get a title of any kind. To me that makes it more valuable than any other title.
>>562656626Everyone with a brain ignores it but youWhy can't you have a functioning brain
>>562656709nyeppers
Ok that's enough /uma/ for one day
>>562656623nice work of fiction
>>562656643an SS rating (or higher) provides a boost to spark chance. at the moment, plebs can't reliably generate SS parent runs but we'll get there.
>>562655723Teio my beloved
>>562656680cause you don't want to taint your dick with shit?
>>562656623
WHERE'S MY NSM YEPPERS YOU FUCKING CUNT IT WAS A GOOD RUN FFS
>>562656643
>>562656709it's not useless useless but I'd rather have power sparks
>>562656684>>562656747>>562656779for whites only? what's the percent increase?
>>562656789If they prep properly it's' not a big deal
10 minutes until Fuji Kiseki!
>>562656857>>562656825basically this
>>562652095Diacord sex...>>562654658What kind of chocolate was it? How much did you even eat?>>562656627I have onasex every day Okay not everyday but every few days
>>562656789you don't???
>>562656857see>>562656825It's not optional for parent runs, SS or dogshit results.
>>562656825so getting the white itself is the same? just higher * chance?
>>562656995Post model names
>>562656949we need more tailjobs
>star piece race>for anime makwab
>>562656995can I watch next time
is TTL mandatory for aries fronts?bourbon wit is such a shit card
>>562656401>>562655656>gamblers will become goodHow long are we talking about?t. most of my favorite umas are lates an so far they look useless because I don't have my own Wit Natie
>>562656995>What kind of chocolate was it? How much did you even eat?It was a Cadbury's easter egg and I ate half of it (maybe about 100g or so). It's very low quality chocolate.
>I only get followers during Mutt hours>only mutts and spics are dumb enough to borrow my parent
FIVE (5) more minutes until you spin the wheel again.
>have uma trainee>she shows me some painting of a guy that dedicated it to his lover>she says something about how she learned something about herself after we watch a play and says it's a secret, refusing to tell me what that is>says she is tired and needs to borrow my shoulder (why can't she just go home?)>keeps singing some love some about how she has eyes only for one person>she says she wants to spend New Years with me even though she usually spends it with her family and when I say why she says she'll leave it up to my imagination>I fell asleep on my office and then she put my head on her lap>she tells me I'm like a star's breath that makes her shine>something about going on vacation, just the two of us>says we should both shine eternallyI don't get it.
>>562657058It's good but not a run ender. If you can reach SS go for it if you know you can't then don't scuff skill points just to try to get more stats.
>>562656623Why is this a copypasta now? I posted this one seriously asking for help, I still don't know what she meant I'm not Ayabe shut up
>>562657058You separately have significantly boosted odds of seeing a white at all if the parent or grandparent have it. And since a MANT parent gets like twice the white sparks as a URA/Unity/GL parent, it compounds and makes it doubly more important to have MANT parents to raise your MANT parents with.
I saw recently Hershey's chocolate doesn't even meltare you okay americans?
>yeppers agemasen>pasa agemasen>finemo agemasenI genuinely wanna know the thought process behind the making of this scenario>Actually pleasant playing experience?>NAH FUCK THAT, KNOW WHAT WE NEED? TEN TRILLION YURIFAG SCENARIO EVENTS, FUCK THE WHITE CISHET MALE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA AM YISRAEL CHAI
>>562657263yes
>>562657263TTL is mandatory for all fronts period
>>562657267I think 1.5 whenever oyl and the like become 4-6. Good late doesn't gamble they play mid game to get into position and dominate thru one of the highest top speeds
>>562657296I hope Sirius is on top of the wheel.
>>562657386>>yeppers agemasenshes not an agemasen though?
>>562657058>>562657058Forgot to say, yes it is only higher * level not chances of passing on whites.
>>562657274You bring shame to Special Week for such a weak display
>Ayabeposters are as schizo as their oshi
>>562657386how is your Wit so low bwo
>>562657364>strong and robust american chocolate built to last>weak and feeble non-american chocolate that melts in your hand, not in your mouth
>>562657263taking the lead is ALWAYS needed period
i need the biggest uma you have
>>562657397>>562657398>>562657507fuark
What if I can't get SS on a parent run...
>>562657386scenario events do not prevent card or trainee events from happening. they're entirely separate. you're having the same regular shitty luck that you had during aoharu.
>>562657489You're right, I shouldn't have used her as a reaction image...
>>562657496finemo was late as fuck as always
>>562657297low wit, get a better trainee
Going back to build normal Oguri for this CM
>>562656312How do people have con sex? Every girl I see at a con is there with her husband/long term online BF (they're meeting for the con weekend) or surrounded by 7 other cosplayers.
https://youtu.be/0HU2c18apRw
>>562657386culture war tourists are not welcome here
>>562657564SS run is for minmax autism, as long as you get proper sparks it should be okay.
>>562657386Anon you're running 6 SSR cards.Even 4 will occasionally fuck you over.
>>562657525
If any whale dachis are going to MLB Sirius post friend code onegai
>>562655856
AI sloppa
>>562657680Groom girls online
>>562657748what's the appeal of umas this big?
CYGENEROUS
can sweepy use clock yet?
stop making me horny I don't want to get out my dildo again...
>>562657804umanko diving
>>562657297Ardan's trainer definitely knows what going on and feels the same, he's just playing coy so he doesn't get fired from his job.
>>562657748nooo that's too big
>>562657804I can't possibly explain it
>Air Shakurskip
>>562657828wtf israel
>>562657828Cygenerous! Also wtf is that Seiun Sky ulti animation...
>>562657828>40This is not enough cygames, make it 400 clocks or I won't survive.......
>>562657870reaching her umanko would take you hours
>>562657748BIGGER
>>562657058SS is only higher level, but there is another mechanic where if a white spark is in your parent list anywhere, that increases the odds of you getting that white spark if you qualify for it. You can literally see the impact if you look at parent lines sometimes, almost every white this Grass Wonder has was on her parents or grandparents. This is why in the future Umas will have 100+ white sparks on them, because as the blood line refines you pass down more and more white sparks and bigger parent lists make it easier to have parents with bigger spark lists.
CHOP CHOP PIGGIESWHERE'S MY MLB SIRIUS SYMBOLI?
>>562657689>pollo.aiis this a good alternative for grook since they charge money for videos now?
>>562657804>the grand canyon is beautiful.>no that's just daisca's vagina.
>>562657082Looking to get one too? I can rec you starter ones>>562657217Yeah>>562657274It doesn't look bad. Perhaps you ate something else that was moldy and don't remember
>open event>first thing I see is tupaceeew sorry danchud but i will be flatlining for this event
>>562657981show your tits first
>>562657953I'm afraid I can't go larger than this...
>>562657828>Cyngenerous partially refunded my FM rollsI can give 50 to Sweepy now
>>562656763Because reminding faggots that they are unwanted and ignored at best is a worthwhile activity. Eventually he will fuck off or neck himself and the thread will be better off for it.
I have 20 tickets and want Fuji, what are my odds?
>>562657297forever means forever
Alarm clock stimulus check
>>562657950all mankos work like that
>>562657991Just do it on your own computer
>>562658117why are you gay?
>>562653145They're both extra gambling skills and aren't guaranteed to activate at a good time.NSM isn't effected by position so I'm more inclined to say that one, but if you're giving up mid race skills for them then your uma is going to be infinitely less consistent because they might not activate Dober/Ryan ult.NN + OYL is probably more consistent if your mid race is fine because one of them is likely to activate at a good time.
uh oh... event bonus is going to be low this time.
>>562658078He'll fuck off faster if you ignore him, retard
>Shakur NEVER gets a tomboy humiliation altdamnit
>>562658008thank youI might start fidgeting but I will not disturb you..
>>56265811713.98%
I can't be bothered to do parent runs for today so I'll start the event tomorrow
>>562658196Tried it for a long time, didn't work
>>562658117>censoring the caratslmao why?
Odd I do a single ten pullEven I hold7 I roll until I get Seiun Sky
lol
>>562658210She doesn't need it
>>562658148doesnt workeven got a 5070tididn work and sent it backeven worse with amd which i have now
>>562658279ashamed piggu
>>562658314WHEN I WAS
DO NOT PULL NOW ITS A COLD PERIOD
Boys!
>>562657726i need the skills ok?? fuck am i supposed to do
>>562658210at least her alt looks good, most of them look like shit compared to the originals
>>562658314i kinda want to see it though
I haven't checked is Ballroom Seiun's unique still DO YA BREAKIN or did they change it in english
All my pink tickets are disappearing... 38 used so far and no rainbows...
Wtf. This isn't a lazy breakdancing boy...
I'm looking at characters to get with the paid voucher. Currently, I'm thinking of either getting Curren Chan, Gold City (1928), or Biwa. Does anyone have any recommendations between the three?
>>562658242>got the rainbow gate>see inside>non boyified boyAiiieeee, I wasted my 13.98%
>>562658413
70 and got digitanYou know what I'm happy about this outcome
>>562658503kek
>>562658503enhance
>>562658281The most nothing roll I've ever had
>>562658413>>562658503>Watching on youtube instead of ingameAnon.....
they are so hideous to look atmight be the first time I will avoid doing dailies so I don't get spooked by themactually ew
>>562658028faggot!
>>562658052COMPLETE GLOBAL MARVELOUSATION
>>562658463I forget I could just check twitter.This is so boring.
>>562657263I want s2 of Bocchi...
>>562658570>marked
>>562658413>>562658503Didn't know the NTR anon liked boy umas
>he's not saving for yaeno muteki or bamboo memory
no way none of you niggas have pulled anything yet
>>562658028kek
>>562658491those are all non-meta. pick whatever you like best.
>>562658503>>562658580Minor aiming mistake, it's over...
remember to check the DOT before roll
>>562658642That's the staygoldnigger
HOLY SHIT SEIUN'S ULT DOES IN FACT SHOW HER BREAKING IT DOWN QUIRKED UP UMABOY STYLEI AM PUUUUUUUUUUULLING
>>562658664>he doesn't know his uma's name
>>562658664why did you mention the same character twice
>>562658741post it
>>562658491Curren is a nice girl but she isn't that interesting a character. Personally I would trade her for Gold City, who seems much more interesting
nice try intern-kun
chat, is this good?
>>562658738we love the staygoldfag around here
>>562655723He got to SNIFF Scarlet's thigh and HE DIDN'T
why is it called a Droit? not detroit
>>562658841>5% RB
>>562658842>WeKill yourself
>>562658841it's okay.
>>562658741KIRKED UP UMABOY GOATED WITH THE SAUCE???
>>562658841Sorry bro, the last good welfare card was Team Sirius
trick (front) and trick (rear) have to be the worst skills in the fucking game. i don't know why they felt the need to make it twice. it would be bad enough if it was just one skill.
stop wasting your pulls on trash.
>80 pink tickets used>0 (ZERO) rainbow gatesFuck you, Cygames!
Fine, please teach your uma servant how to be more fashionable...
>>562658841f2pgood
>>562658238That's fine then
>>562658842fat fucking chance, one of the most annoying cunts around here
>>562658008NTA but I do want recs
>>562658869He's faithful to Suzuka
>>562658973>pulling without sparks>gets madevery time
>>562658841Anything with Air Shakur is good
>>562659117I'm pulling to pity for Fuji.
Feelin goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kbu9oyP-Jmg
>>562659171EXPLODE
Your MLBd Sirius code POST IT NOW
>>562659135- for nothing
>>562658664You made a typo and repeated yourself... what's the second one to save for?
this is more than got from the cm....what do i use it for? there literally nothing to roll for for 2 months
>>562658841unironically pretty good, the heal is guaranteed too not an agemasen
>300 rolls>Only 2 SiriusI'm so annoyed
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>562659279GIVE HER TO ME
>>562656995is losing an ona to mold inevitable? i try to dry them out as best as i can but end up needing to replace them every few years
>>562659231mmmm nyo
I think it's time for some cheeky 10-roll bwo!
>>562659258save it? I'm also not buying carats for some time
>>562659258I got enough to spark Nishino Flower
>>562659258nobody is going to steal your carats anon you can save
no way you niggas are pulling for the cards
>>562659258read up on a concept discovered by white people called saving
>>562659279This whore spooked me twice during swimsuit Maru.
>>562659279your account is bricked bwo...
>>562659320>>562659320>>562659320Updated OP with the current banners
>>562659279you know what you must do.
>>562659279>>562659273are you mentally ill?why waste rolls?>>562659345no one needs this ugly brick
>>562657364It's just low cocoa butter. Sucks but it's still consumable.
>>562658841The hints are almost exclusively End Closer skills including important shit like Spurt. Gold Skill is a good Gold Recovery for ends that is 100% chance if you reach the end of the chain. +2 speed bonus and +1 power bonus is nice for stats. Not as good as cards you can pull in the near future like Tachyon, but especially if you're raising an Endcloser this is better than what you might currently be using like SR Sweep.
mentally ill card roller metapigs see the best banner of all time and think "meh, nothing worth pulling for..."
>>562659403>are you mentally ill?Why no, I'm not a metafag. How could you tell?
>>562659390die jp dogsomeone bake a real thread
>>562659390>off topic bullshit in the OP imagefuck off insufferable faggot
>>562659540>>562659583>literally seething off cooldown with a pass
>>562659674Shouldn't people react negatively to bad behavior?
>>562659540>>562659583Kill yourself schizo you don't even play the game
>>562659806Neither do the JPniggers lmfao
>>562659806I play the game, the JP fag doesn't even have an image for the OP from it
>>562659845well at least you admit it
>>562659063Without knowing what your cock or habits are like, try this one: Venus Real (Soft) version. It's a very balanced mix of everything while also being very easy to clean and maintain and lasts long. It's pricy but worth. Once you have at least one you will know if you want more or less stimulation, hardness or softness and so on>>562659309If you are drying them out asap enough to last more than one year then you are already at the top 1% of ona maintenance. No ona is gonna last forever so if you got several years not even just one then thats godly, you are doing everything right
>>562659993>>562659993>>562659993real thread
>>562659935okay cool, never really knew how long they were supposed to last. how dangerous is the mold anyway? i'll admit i've kept using some that did get spotting showing up just because i was too lazy to order another or what i wanted wasn't in stock. how long can you leave em before cleaning before they start going bad really quickly? i usually fap only as a nightcap, so i usually dont use the ona since i'd want to clean it instead of going straight to sleep.
>>562659935Haha I wonder whether anybody wants my very basic primer on urethral sound usage now
>>562660160more like real dead LOL
>>562660160Thanks for trying.
>>562660728The puppet girl is not interesting to anyone except retards, because without any story she's just another generic samefaced anime girl with a tiny gimmick. Generic samefaced anime girls, some with much bigger gimmicks, are EVERYWHERE. It's just stupid to keep shoving her in everybody's faces because the 14-year-old that somehow got permanently trapped inside your 30-year-old brain got a boner over some strangers' annoyance.
uh oh marcherager melty
>>562660553If you are fine now you should be ok but the more moldy it is the more you risk UTIs by fooling around with a moldy girl... I know how it can be to be so horny at night you don't care as long as you can stick it inside a wet hole and get to cuuuuuuuuum but you are playing around with your health so don't do it. And it depends cause onaholes are all different but I've left one out for several hours before and it was fine but I cleaned it really well for a half hour and it had no mold. Im not gonna experiment but I will guess that one day is the maximum >>562660673That just "sounds" painful
>>562662073how do you go about drying yours? i usually just stick a rolled up paper towel inside to get it mostly dry then another paper towel with the end sticking out like a wick. has no one invented something like the usb warmers, but a fan instead?
>>562661646This is not /b/. You should speak English here.>>562662073It feels quite good and is only greatly painful (and seriously dangerous) if you do it wrong. (It is, however, mildly painful.)
>>562663061That's a good way. They got a few different products but I dont' remember what they are called in japanese. I think the most popular one is basically what you are doing, a stick with a microfiber towel in it. There are also chalk like sticks to absorb moisture but imo I think those are a bad idea if you dont replace them often. If your onahole is high quality or at least strong enough to not break, you can turn them inside out and rinse and pat dry, thats what I do>>562663226I'm only a little crazy so I don't think I'll risk that, thanks though
