>>562579602 >New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/
handholding and gentle cuddling with mature women!
>>562656002mommy
here is your improved hitozuma
Loli Cynthia doko
>>562656390That's cute and makes me think, when will they add Sawako's daughter to the game?
Look at the time, it's already Yuzu 'o clock
>>562656778They would be copying MFG
>>562656778Yostar would never add a preschooler jyanshi.
>>562656823>MFG invented oyakodonamaekoromo-5.png
Will you be taking part in the SAO tourney?
Shant fart online
>>562657112no, ive been too busy with all the mjg tourneys
>>562655324>Shipping something that rare internationally instead of flying out and picking it up by hand>Keeping the sleeve with "ADULTS ONLY" on the cover in the box>Packed it like a fentanyl brick>The guy in the video clearly has a Chinese accentI would probably cut it up too
>>562658309hey snek wake up
If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qzXVkrIeEUg
>Go to the bathroom>Pee smells pleasantly sweet
wwydvibecoding sugoi
>>562659496
>>562659538you have diabetes
Thanks for the update
Today i started studying scoring and how to count fu ( we are all gonna make it bros), but i have a question, in non-dealer cases the tables show the scores divided, for example 3 Han 25 Fu, am i supposed to multiply 800 by 3 and add it to 1600? So is a 3 Han 25 fu hand worth 4000 points?
>>562659589the tsumo button is right there
>>562659496sovlful edit
>>562659589click the tsumo button
>>562659683the devided numbers are the amount you get when you tsumo. 800 from the two other non-dealers and 1600 from the dealer. the lower number 3200 is what you get when you ron with such a hand. so no, not three times 800 but two times 800 plus 1600 = 3200
remember that one time you told me to get sandoko and then you didnt even put it in the game ling you vibecoding fuck, i hate you.
Why didn't Yostar give us a snake loli?
>>562660104Ah fakk naruhodo i see , i dunno why i was counting myself in the calculation lmao.
>>562660345they did it to spite me after all the terrible things I did to them
>>562660206what does linganon have to do with this?
>>562660345they're saving it for the monogatari collab
Any friendlies? I'm bored and needy...
I'm at work and hungry
>>562661676*inhales*
>>562660793Nadeko isn't a loli, she's an overdeveloped for her age artwhore because she keeps having freaky sex with older men when no one is watching.
>>562661712amaekoromo-0cl.png
>>562661987those older men? MEkujouriu-12.png
>>562661973Fine, I'll play ranked instead...
>As Ichihime awoke one morning from uneasy dreams she found herself transformed in her bed into a gigantic insect.
bzzzzz bzzzzz nya bzzzzz nya bzzzzz
reach. TORRES, VOOMPF!
>>562659538You recently came.it happens to me too
get your blood sugar checked
>>562661987maybehttps://files.catbox.moe/8svh0z.gif
>>562658735Does a dog have Buddha-nature?
>>562661987yeah honestly you're right. I just want the collab
>>562663680Why isn't the dong pixelated
I’ll be the famous Kaiki.
>>562663942Thanks for the heads up
>>562663680this should be me
>Ron!>I said with a posed look.
monkey’s paw curlsyou get a Monogatari collab but it’s with riichi city
That's actually more likely it's not even funny.
We will get the Symphogear collab at least
>>562664806How is this a monkey's paw I do not care for either
I'll be the famous Kissshot Acerolaorion Heartunderblade
>>562664806this could be his chance, first ever riichi city W
monogatari team, this time for sure
I think we may already know which collabs RC is going to get based on the top picks of the poll from last year: ReZero, KonoSuba, Quints, Madoka, DAL, Touhou, Saki, Death Note, Kakegurui, Solo Leveling, SNAFU.So far, they got Quints and DAL.
>>562666054that sure sucks for them, hope they enjoy their sanae.
>>562656778>daughterShe only has a son as far as I know.
>>562666054Rezero is likely, that series is a collab whore.
Majsoul Friends Room 30715(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=30715
>>562666054literally would only be sad if they get Madoka or Touhou instead of us
Why yes I will play like a retard and vastly reduce my chances of 2nd place to scare my opponents from pushing in pursuit of a meme
>>562665581only if I get drafted. I hope you're paying attention to my posting style.
>>562666678Started!
Reminder that even Japs do not want this shit collab
>>562667484naruhodo....
moonrunes stole all my sticks again...
>>562667484The translation says they love it
>>562667484>I don't like this shit collab so I'm gonna move to the shit coomer client instead Bravo /may/.
>>562668505Frank has his paid shills everywhere
>it's over>we're so back
Why do they copy our blogposts
>>562669076because its a mahjong thread about mahjong?
>getting tamerontsumoemoted in asura
>>562669398just like in my friendly
>>562669076You mean why do we copy their blogposts
>>562669076Our blogposts are reddit tier, not like there are any difference between reddit and 4cucks at this point but still
>>562666678ggs
>>562666678gg lads
>>562666678ggs!
>>562666678ggscome play sts
We could be having post tournament melty blogposts like asapin if we had a regular tourney
>>562670763something like a perpetual tourney, but not memesura?
I don't melty I rape
Majsoul Friends Room 35475(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=35475
>>562670763All nice players left at this point, no one wants to spend their time here
>>562670741ok
>>562671024Well fuck them then. They were never nice to begin with.
>>5626709382/4
>>562671024I am still here and I think I'm pretty nice.
>>562671329ronning me wasnt nice you know
>>562670938started
onpu killed /mjg/
>>562671329Why did you hit me with a haneman that one time then? If you were nice you'd let me win.
>>562671329why did you ron skipped me?
>>562670741>>562671035I wanna play too...
>>562671939its already full
>>562671329why didn’t you come home after 40 minutes? I made hot cocoa and a koko for you and everything…
>>562671939have i got the place for you
I'm studying
>>562671882If I can hit you with a baiman rather than just 4k, I would do so.
I used to ron skip my suuankou shampon waits... No more
>>562671996I stopped by the store for booze because anons did not want me in their koko
>>562671024rude posters we just keep winning
Stop being rude
all in a day’s ranked
>>562671996Do you know how long it takes to get milk from the store? You need to be more patient.
>>562672341>diaper hat
Bravo burgerkeks
I'll be neither nice nor rude from now on. I'll be lewd!
>>562672007learn anything interesting?
>>562656002
>>562670741>>562671939>>562671982what is sts?
Slurp the semen
>>562672859Oishii!
Why /doko/ op is bag constantly?No one gives a fuck anymore?
Plonk
>half of the highest ranked people have collab characters in their profile I'm noticing
yagooey
>>562673023I've missed you like you wouldn't believe
>>562672992only baggots are autistic enough to care so much
>>562673015Collab characters are just status symbols for how long and how often they play
>>562673086Anon....
>>562673015That's not really a lot of original majsoul characters worth maining over collab favorites
>>562673119retarded not autistic maybe, not even /doko/ related
>>562672992If they gave more of a shit then put it on /vg/ for actual traffic rather than a little IRC clique.
>>562673153oops There's*
>>562673153
>>562673212>actual trafficcalling us a whore street is a bit too much, do you need a bazillion threads per day?
>>562672823Slay The Spire
yuzu mentioned!!!
>>562673023roger
>no Saki 20th anniversary collabmight as well buy an account at this point
>lowest ranked players all have Steve on their profile
>>562673389Considering the state of /doko/ where there's large periods of literally no games being played. Most of the games in their OP barely if ever get played. Even when someone makes a koko there tends to be few joiners unless it's the FOTM since not everyone has paid for the same game. I'd imagine that an increase in traffic would serve its purposes better of finding people to play with.
>>562673809The autumn collab's our last hope
>>562673809sex with teru's meaty thighs
Ritz signed her soul away to Sega
>>562673878Haha this is true
fuck sucki, how much more money do I have to throw at yostar to make them buy linovel and add hat as a permanent character
>>562673881/vg/ is a gacha general, they don't care about coop games or games in general
>>562670938gg
>if you signed up early enough you could have got the best character for free and never had to roll for slop
>>562670938gg dabethought that last ron would get me 1st but I misjudged
Imagine Teru lubing up her hand and using the tornado move on you
>>562674312
Playing games together in itself is not a video game general, it would probably get nuked by a jeetitor
>>562674310I deserved that first after getting bunch of 2nds yesterday...
>>562674207I am glad you've come to the realization that /mjg/ is a gacha general.
evens kms odds kms0 play ranked for a month
Why do I always pull the worst blogposts?
Evens grind more gold so I don't loopOdds kms0 Loop
>>562674312while she looks at you like this
you can pull my blogpost if you like
If I climb to master in Sanma nobody can say I'm a looper because only an idiot would even play sanma
loopers are idiots
>>562676085loopers are idiots thougbeit
>>562676172>>562676232who are experts and adepts then
>>562676085I'm an idiott.sanma looper
>>562676286newbabs schizosmurfs and loopers who gave up
I'm already a level 20 celestial mentally. Why should I have to queue
>>562676753Physically what level are you though?
>>5626768283 flower novice :D
>>562674416/doko/ used to be on /vg/ wasn't it. I don't think any janny killed it.
x** bros..
>>562676828dadbod
>>562677187It moved to /vm/ because it couldn't keep up with the /vg/ traffic and would keep dying before bump limit
>>562673881You can always host those games if you want to play them. The OP list of games isn't some fixed variable, it's just a copypasted list of games someone came up with one time and then stopped updating until (((You))) change it.
There are no games to play
I asked earlier but do I want Sawako's big fat titty skin or Chihori's big fat ass skin?
>>562677770yes
>>562677805I must choose only 1 though
>>562677770Chihori, we love OLs also the emote's cute
>>562677737pragmata soon
>>562677872You want Akechi's chiseled abs skin
riichi roundu
mahjong?
it's over, the vibecoding is utterly failing at the discard pools. repo anons can keep their jobs for a few more months
>>562677770Chihori is hotter but you're going to get associated with bravoposters.
>>562677909there are still no games to play
I have 3 anons I like a lot I hope I get into a team with at least one of them.aiharamai-12.png
>>562677770mommy is so much better than bravo
>>562678251Yakuza
tasngtp
I already have Chihori's swimsuit
Why hasn't repowhore uploaded bravo's new emote yet?
>>562678656Proof?
>>562672992Actually, they are all pictures of board / card / other multiplayer games that all just so happen to feature Blue Archive characters, so they're very fitting for /doko/!
When are we going to see them pressing their tits against each other?
>>562678420But anal...>>562678164But titties...
>>562678896Sideboob paizuri
>>562678373anon is talking about me
No one likes me anymore
It is better to be feared than to be loved
>>562679448hag sexo
im in half of your friendlies but you dont even know im there.
Only half of my friendlies are fun
If I can't have fun you can't have fun
I will claim my fun
>>562677346it’s tax season and he’s working a lot, be nice.
I have a 26 bmi :)
fun doko?
Collab doko? Im losing my pacience here kisama!
>>562679909Fun is stored in large breasts
The problem is some people find big hands fun, some find unique yaku fun, some find mawashi fun, but when the yakuhai nomi guy joins the table it takes away all the fun
>>562680049we are still talking about dama in friendlies, we just arent ready for anything below mangan is folding. kujouriu-12.png
for me it's dora nomi in friendlies
friendlies should be sanhan shibari
>>562680049yakuhai nomi is fine too
Pinfu nomi is based actually
no mercy, iron sharpens iron
pinfuhime
queue memesura lobby 635535
>Pre-order JAV>It was supposed to release an hour and a half ago but it hasn't for some reason
I wanna make a lobby with only male avatars allowed.
only haruna and momo swimsuits allowed in my lobbies
>>562680884Thats a weird way of saying you are gay.
>>562680841Upload it to the repo for me
:3
>>5626807942/4
>>562681016now this is a weird way to say you're gay
>>5626807943/4
>>562661987
>>562680794Started
>>56268159799% of mahjong players, male or female are trannies i guess
Does the most recent batch of newtrannies just come here to post whatever random shit they found on /v/? Or are these just the same old schizo subhumans?
its a shame so few can see who they are
>went for 7 pairs>20 turns later>check discards>lost a yakuman
>>562681868You can always tell who the newfriends are because they dare to actually ask questions about mahjong, and they always get six trillion replies calling them retarded.
>>562682252Suuankou?
>>562682509>Suuankou4 concealed tripples.
>>562682581I'm not falling for it
AHHH I DIDN'T HAVE FUTURESIGHT AND COULDN'T TELL THE WALL WOULD HAVE GIVEN ME YAKUMAN IF I'D GIVEN UP ON A NORMAL HAND AND FORCED KOKUSHI FOR NO REASON
>>562682252>go for 7 pairs>discard my tile with 1 undiscovered copy left>draw the 4th next turnEvery fucking time. I hate pairs so god damn much
>going for yaku made for cheatersngmi
>>562680049I find winning fun
>>562683002Why did you open for 4th acceptance then
>>562682420I never understood why they asked when you could consult riichi.wiki or RB1
>>562683237People who don't have autism enjoy communicative experiences with other human beings.
>>562683368It's the same three questions over and over again
Majsoul Friends Room 43642(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=43642looking for lovely anons to play mahjong with meow meow
/jong/ room
>>562683573how come you always know it's a /jong/ room immediately?
>>562683639
>>562678138sounds like you're a terrible prompter
>>562683448>startedI won't forgive /jong/ for this.
>>562683448started
>>562683639I have /mjg/, /jong/, /doko/, irc, 4han, repochan, and 'cord all open. Nothing escapes me.
>>562683809sorry nya it happened so fast
>>562683871you boast you "see" it all, yet know so little of the true depths...
if you dont end the round in tenpai you have to remove a piece of clothing
I love drawing NOTHING but the suit I keep discarding
but my hogs already out to pasture
>>562680794even when dealing into dealer yakuman in south 4, players avoid last all the time
It's over...
>>562683871>no /bag/ or /uma/
>>562683871You're not scraping archive sites for new 240x240 image posts?
How come every time I'm dealer someone is allowed to push like a fucking woman in labor but when I'm getting milked dry on repeat fucking 6 it's always crickets all the way through while my hands are fucking 4-5 shanten garbage
>>562684697
bcuz fuk u and ur tiles, thats why
>>562685009Variance
>>562685481No it's collusion by actual cheating chinks
>>562685657But it happens to me in friendlies
>>562685770Yeah our community definitely has 0 cheaters or scumbags
>>562685865can confirm, I'm definitely not one of them
Jade is just "rush hointsu get 3 Dora or fold"
The Book of Genesis, but its Gnostic...
>>562685993Mentanpin is the true bread and butter of jade thoughbeit
>>562683448goodly jonged
>>562686264To get in tenpai when you draw maybe
>>562686487Sometimes you do draw your kanchans. It does happen
>>562680794i cant believe hag is fucking dead
>>562686827More often than not I just deal in and wonder why I would ever call riichi in jade because it's never respected
>>562686853I got tenpai, and dama to chance my wait, but I got scared and decided to riichi, but when I wanted to I drew my winning tile, so I have to discard it. Otherwise I would had survived that...
>>562686972>why I would ever call riichi in jade because it's never respectedthat's exactly why...?
This is a yakman chance. Say what you need for it to happen.
>>562687358what you need for it to happenaru-3.png
evens buy xenia skinodds buy it next year
Throne isn't fun. Saint do not play in throne because it is simply not fun to play in
>>562687721you do not like mahjong
>>562687358Ippatsumo on 9p with 1 ura (assuming you have no dora)
>>562687768Most people who get into saint don't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BQd1DCu3AAcynthia-7.png
Throne doesn't have braindead loopers luckshitting one more time before going back to gold and it's always against (You) because fuck you that's why
>>562687358>>562687849I forgot to mention 1p is dora.
>>562688050then why did chead loop to s3
>>562688096It's just variance, he'll be back
you better be playing gold room sanma looper anon..
>>562688349bros...
Getting spring depression so I might play through Persona 3,4,5 for my regular friend simulator boost.
I don't replay jrpgs
>>562688557>Getting spring depressionI just play really recklessly in friendlies when this happens. I've begun cackling like a wild animal every time I slash my hand's value just to break someone's ippatsu.
>>562688557koikatsu party?
>c******** looped>s******* hasn't played since januarystrongest community in the west bros...
>>562688050Man if these shitters are so bad why dont you wanna hang out in throne? Hmm???
>>562688557Play Koikatsu and stream it
>>562687721it's purely the numbers that don't work
>>562688775Not yet im in the process of doing so come watch!
>spring depression How do you get depressed by the most joyous, most comfortable season? It's like vitality is returning to the world.
>>562689020cause thats when you see all the normalfags with their gfs outside
>>562689020I GOT A STRONG URGE TO FLYBUT I GOTNOWHERE TO FLY TO(fly to, fly to)
>>562688775>>c******** loopedIf he is one of our strongest we have problems
>>562689131get a gf then
>>562689131The only times I go outside are at 7ish am so all I see are pissed off people going to work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E6hT2KyJQs
I think it's over nm
Spring doesn't exist in the tropics. It's just Dry and Wet.
>>562689658oh no there's more, I read chat and thought it was over
Majsoul Friends Room 74543(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=74543room
AAA subonry
>>562688557>3,4alright>5slop
>>562689603>holding random honors like a chadIDK why but I love this and started doing it because honors just love me for some reason.
>>5626897412/4
Do I have enough time to make it to M2 for league?
>>5626885574 has bestgirl
>>5626897413/4!!!come and join
The 800Whp Mitsubishi Evolution Is Downcynthia-7.png
>>562689925League isn't happening so yes
>>562689741started
>>562689987Any Alicia in Wonderland cameo is best girl
>>562690243Her head grew too big for her shoulders, though
Im sleepy but not enough to fall alseep. I need 2 Jong sessionsEvens i play rankedOdds i wait for friendlies
>>562690649I would make a koko but I am ready for bed.
total moonrune death
For me it's äßüö
We will not be looping today. Tomorrow perhaps.
>>562691221play more so you can start tomorrow as the underdog
>>562691321Im still a game away from death so im underdog enough
what's underdog?
>triple houtei ronkino
>>562691873Ciri?
>>562691873Not much, whats underdog with you?
>>562689741gege lmao at triple ron
>>562689741bgs
>>562690649Decided to play ranked anyways>First placeWowzers~ The power of sleep deprivation, no emotional baggage to influence me
why can't I push a single hand to tenpai
>>562689741gg>dealing into the most obvious hadaka
>>562692697why can't I retard push into tenpai like you guys
>>562692739because you deal in
>>562692806it was le hecking +ev
>>562692885You forgot to include your gut and luck into evaluation
>>562692986I figure it would work just this one time
>>562692885Did you account for what characters the players were using?
>>562693307I was using momo I should have won ever hand
To the anon that chilled weebdex.
>>562693452kinda based ngl
>>562692885why that tile still in your hand with 2 ryanmen
>>562693649because I didn't want to push it
>>562693452>manga scene is now so shit nobody even cares anymore
>>562693649>rigged ippatsu tile he drew the round prior when 1st place gyakuten got tenpaithats even funnier mutsuki-10.png
>>562693452>put off migrating all my shit to a new site>the site dies before I bother doing anythinghibikeks win again
>filter ai cg>filter renpy>still nothing good
>>562693452>[current year]>still isn't in [invite only site]why even bother doing anything anymore
I got a new bar that will allow me to play more mahjong. I hope you are ready for my comeback
>read raw tankoubons torrented from chinks>regularly miss all the drama in the western manga world
>>562678138a lot of people don't want to tell you this, but you DO need some coding experience to know how to tardwrangle the AI for more complex projects
>>562696068Make America Kan Again
claude code me a girlfriend that is 1000 years old
>>562696213MAKA?
>>562696213so that's what maka means..
I forgot to dust my fan before turning it on for the first time this year
>>562696528
Frank...
>>562696841What, the fuck?
>>562696841what the fuck
>>562696841this was april fools right
I just want to play mahjong...
>>562696841>Live2D
>bird tied up in a puddle of its own shiti dont even need to say it
>>562697236in riichi city you play by frank's rulesnow get in the cell and fuck the bird
>>562696841bravissimo
>>562696841RCsisters? care to explain this?
>>562697279>puddle of its own shitThat's frank's cum
My nyancestor :)
>>562696841couldn't frank at least make the bird look something like this?
Bravissimo.
>>562698415its bold and the tricky part is you almost cant take any of those pieces out of there.its stylistically designed to be that way and you cant undo that, you can only diminish the effects of it.the bird is the key to all of this.
>>562696528You missed the vibrator.And the cum filled food bowl.
>>562698415
>had to unfriend someone for the first time Why must they limit how much friends we can have at a time?
>got unfriendednande?
>>562677770None of those characters are actually goodkujouriu-12.png
>>562688775>looping out of celestialwhy would you keep playing after making it there? I'd just retire and enjoy my FOC days after that.
>>562681597there's no starter who's male
Evens play my loop game Odds go the fuck to bed0 buy the jade pass
oh no... I was just kidding...
>>562702110
>>562700184What's that stuff on the floor?
>>562702269guano
>names
https://store.steampowered.com/app/4484100/_/I can finally learn mahjong.
What does it say about my games if the copebots have are consistently split on what to do at key points?Is majan kamisama giving me his most difficult battles?
>>562702849Finally, with this, as an expertchad I can finally move up...
Going to make a pre-league push for m2 any day now..
>>562703220I love you.
>>562681597Only children always pick male characters
>>562703220Same, brother.
I'll just enter my sanma rank in the league form.
>>562703526Whoa...
>>562703526
Stop getting M2, you're contributing to rank inflation, you're gonna make me have to push for M3 to stand out now
>>562703526https://x.com/AmatsukiMahjong/status/2035627543831912854USA
>>562703629Why aren't you Saint yet?
>>562703629>you're gonna make me have to push for M3 to stand out nowM2 and M3 are the same, you need to push for S1.
>>562703908>>562703913I only get one rank up per league, maybe in a year or two
>>562694691>invite only sitesUsually they require you to be an active member of society instead of a useless leech that contributes nothing.
>>562703526>>562703620I want to have seeeeex with these, Jesas
>>562701880Literally this.You rank up to celestial for the FOC (Friendlies Only Celestial) status.
>>562703813>Mahjong Kings has a cowgirl>Amatsuki has a cowboyWake the fuck up, Catfood Studios
>>562694691Which one?
>>562677770wrong chihori
>>562704320if hags looked like this maybe they wouldnt be so bitter. kujouriu-12.png
>tosses out urasuji dora in the ippatsu turnWhy?
>>562681597Go back /v/nigger
GLORIOUS DAY
>>562704919Not for another hour dummyThe rerun playing has the gyaru though
>>562705295i kneel
I had a mahjong nightmare... I dreamt that we were getting an SAO collab of all things.
is it too early for a koko?
>>562705295this is why bots will never be good
>>562705295I'm too much of an Adept to get it. Could someone please explain this to me?
>>562706476It's positive EV to push here
>>562706710exactly, and it would've dealt in, case in point, positive EV is not always the correct play
>>562706662Adept here. It took me a bit, but the lower part shows the wait of the other players. This woman got into tenpai and needed to discard 9 for that, which would had deal in, but discard the white one instead.
>>562706751but this is a pushyou need to discard one of the pairs regardless
>>562706791Woah, so she sensed the flow of the game and avoided that dama deal-in?
>>562706838please do your tenpai reps anon...
>>562706871Something like that, or maybe she just wanted to get a full flush.
>>562706469I can only play 1 game
bravo
>>562707170
When my schizoread turns out to be correct I was just lucky but when a pro does it he read the flow?I see how it is
>>5627071708s, we're not taking a shitty shanpon and two 7s are already out
Is today a holiday for you, too?
It's just an energy drink right? Why a jelly?
>>562707794wouldn't that just make the shanpon better
>>562708220Maybe, I'm allergic to shanpon that is not terminals/honors and would rather keep the dora to aim for pinfu
Classic setokuma
BeastSEX
Beastbros, it's fair!
>>562708912
my wife tojo
>>562702849sammir-938.png
>>562708125Other people will be jelly of your energy.
Did you know, saying Beast X Beast X Beast X fast sounds like beast sex
>>562707894I'm the only one living in a christian country...
bee sex?
>>562709295Beast ten beast ten beasten ?
>>562707894YOUTOO!!!!!
your kokushi????
holy KEK
>Rio
lollmao
OHNONONONO
>>562707894OSTERMONTAG
>>562709589YUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
just like my ranked game missed agari someone luckshit big hand
>>562709760
Any Earth Jet fans in the chat?!
>ass jets
Fatsumata bros...
>>562708125B vitamins are great for focus and brainpower tooAs for the jelly, no idea. My guess is it prevents degradation in storage
4th place acceptance bros…
>>562711028It's east 4
IPPATSU
What the fuck how?
>>562702849kek the space hamster is teaching me poker
TORNADO
CALADBOLD
>Another Ippatsu
Nice dama numbnuts
>4th place acceptancewhat the fuck is wrong with him
shut up
>>562696528SEXOOOOOOOOO
My mom came over while I was sleeping and left groceries
>>562713028I hate it when my mom does that because I need to use them up before they go bad
Majsoul Friends Room 37209(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=37209
>no room imagei'm going back to work
HAGI
>>562713224>startedat least say it
im making coffee now
>>562702849>>562711632Cute creature
Zoégas Skånerost
Important
>>562714098The only good Mahjong Fight Girl character.
>>562714168This one isn't bad either
>>562714098isn't that bombergirl
>>562714279thats a bomberhag
your ippatsu hagi...
make a koko im in a mood
i have a headache
i'm at h-scene
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i can smell the picture
>>562715067>Mahjong is growing, especially Japanese Riichi mahjongi wish it didnt, especially among amerisharts
Sorry, I made an oath to never play with browns.
In the 21st century, the number of mahjong players around the world is in the hundreds of millions, and the professional players have an avid following. Even at the highschool level, a large-scale tournament is held each year.
nobody know what hagi doing
Evens the anon below will make a roomIf he doesn't he admits to being gay
>>562715545> the year is 202X> kurwa sets up the qualis yet again> this time the qualis are for 5 people to represent /mjg/ in M-league> 5 dudes who have learnt japanese from chinese porn cartoons fly to Japan> all sponsored by MJS> contractually obliged to say pon~nya and chi~nya while calling at the table> wearing ungodly T-shirts, whose final design was decided via strawpoll> /mjg/ revolutionary playstyle causes an uproar in riichi meta> kanning at every opportunity> dama is never used> the secret "shortcut chitoi" approach has japanese pros reviving the forgotten nagare teachings> one of the team members write a book on his "bigu diku" push-fold decision method> japs rush to learn English to read this book> polish majong league unironically watched in japan> ppl in japan dress as the hat for halloween
Witch hat atelier and Liar game animes today
Majsoul Friends Room 60859(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=60859might fall asleep so join at your risk
furiten.webm
Classic shogiman
>>562715793>Liar gameisn't this tomorrow
>>562715793i liked witch hat atelier at first but it turned into reddit politics slopLiar Game though, that’s HUGE
>>5627162192h21min left!
>>562716453I see, thanksIt's gonna flop hard
>>562716219it’s in two hours, airs on TV Tokyo>schedulehttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1IwRiK3XKA0F2jy7F1jlJK1Nz7-pDXPWYPjH9wG-DEuU>streamhttps://utako.moe/
weebs lmao
get back to work
>>562715475This but eurokeks
>>562715935
i'm former irl mahjonger
i'm future irl mahjonger
>>562716869What went wrong?
kino kino kino
NeToRi bulldozer
Does mahjong soul rules count double wind pair as 4 Fu?
JUST FUCKING DISCARD IT
>>562717225Farts Jets
>>562717260>Does mahjong soul rules count
>>562717389your team reps?
My match is ended in North side
>>562717260Yes, check the ingame fu chart.
>>562717439sorry lack of sleep
>>562717225
Hagiii....
>>562713028I'm a diagnosed psychopath, and since I was a teen I enter people's homes and cars for the thrill of doing it.I don't steal anything, I just go inside and look around. At worst I'll move and hide things just to mess with people. Sometimes I do something helpful (like washing the dishes, putting things in order or take out the garbage), sometimes I hide things in really devilish spots, sometimes I even leave little gifts like drinks or food. It depends on what the enviroment tells me. I've also watched a fair share of people sleep up to 10 minutes just to check if they'd wake up. No one ever did.It has been two decades already, and I've never been caught.
Nelly sisters...
>>562717726bros a gnome
>>562717726Why are all Idolm@ster posters broken in some way?
>>562717727>still awaii slop
Suzuki sama, I kneel
Hagi bros...
>>562717726turdy
>>562717726heeeyyyyyy
doko
>>562721006Why are they wearing sneakers at the beach?
*inhales*HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYfuwayayoi-3.gif
>>562721006
>>562717918Only the silly ones are broken.
>>562721068it's a pool next to a beach
>>562721218They still shouldn't be wearing shoes.
>>562717726can you come clean my room
>>562721249more like riichi hamlet
>>562721068Moreover, why is there a pool next to the beach?
>>562721602Pools being next to the beaches is pretty standard thoughbeit?
I came.https://exhentai.org/g/3596062/40889fa0d3/
This table gave me MahAIDSTOTAL DIGITALNIGGER DEATH
>>562721602Sea water is disgustingFish fuck in it
>>562722442h-hot
>>562722406Surely he cut 9m here
>>562722442Anon, you do know what happens in the pool, right?
>>562722647Yes but do you know how fish fuck?They just jizz in the ocean and hope to fish Christ it finds an eggSome animals even EAT fish jizz as a primary food sourceFuck the ocean, I hope it boils over
>>562721885
>filenames
Without title in Spanish. You're welcome
>>562722603I wouldn't be bitchin here if it was the caseTerrible day for mahjong and my ageing kokoro
>>562717726liar, psychopaths are either succesful rich men or serial killers there is no inbetween you're just a nolife subhuman like Kaiji
>>562723843it has mahjong so it's on topic
>>562723983>it has mahjongdropped
>>562715793By the way, there are two episodes of Witch hat atelier this week
I cannot believe I am sharing the general with a bunch of subhuman isekai shitters
>>562724483and gachaniggers didn't tip you off?furries?3rd worlders from russia and poland?oh boy
>>562724551No.I would rather play with congolese 4th world niggers than someone watching isekai.
>>562724483Hahi! Anon is so mature and has such refined tastes, sugoi!
mahjong lottery literally isekai
>>562724631Hoe... that's not how you hahipost...
re:zero is a good isekai
>>562724613Be careful with what you wish son
For me it's Mushoku Tensei
Technically majsoul shrine is an isekai
>>562724698aru-2.png
>>562724910i remembered calumny is a sin so i deleted it…
>>562718429iktf
>>562724483It seems like you've forgotten that you were an insect in a past life. Be grateful
>>562725251What must an insect accomplish in order to reincarnate as a human?
>>562725329trillions of lifetimes of positive EV/karma
>>562725329that's the ultimate punishment
>>562725329Probably the same kind of shit that the Mantis from Kungfu Panda has done.
>get absolutely shitfaced>start up a ranked game on mobile>stumble outside>dont win 3 hands while chain smoking>end up in 3rd>got a decent hand for 4th>stumble to bathroom while trying to hit the riichi button>someone discards my tile>spend 20sec emoting whith one hand and pissing with the other>ron a guy for 12000>he was 4th place>still finish 3rd>+1 point
>>562725329Fly in front of the face of enough people and get clapped for at least 100 lifetimes
If we don't get Kirito in the SAO collab, I'm moving to RC
>>562725956>haneman>still in 3rduhhh?
>getting your cheeks clapped for 100 lifetimes
>>562726196Why would we not get him?
>>562725329Reincarnation isn't real and buddhism is a fairy tale.
>>562726196I know next to nothing about SAO, who are most likely to get in?
>>562726215Think I got ron'd in another hand. Finished with 30k and 1st place had 38k. 4th was at like -5k
>>562726273>>562726293Majsoul collab can feel a bit random sometimes. Gintama collab without Kagura and Shinpachi? Really?
>>562726430rip to that bozo
>>562716537It has started
>>562716537Starto desu
>tune in>adsBravo
>>562727007press on tv tokyo again
I Worked Out Like David Goggins for 100 Days
>>562727057call me a nigger, but manga was better
>>562727849that is always the case
>>562727931me being a nigger or manga being better?lol
>>562728091yes
>>562728091both
>>562725031Hiding sin is not the way to repentance
>>562728186Causing scandal is also a sin, so hiding it preemptively was the best choice
>>562728150>>562728152and here i thought we were soulmates...
>>562716368>reddit this>reddit thatWhat does that even mean? I don't get this meme
>>562728898Lurk for 18 years before posting
>>562726196I'm sorry to tell you this anon, but you might genuinely be the only person in this thread that cares (in a positive fashion) about this collab
>no /a/ threadWhy? I thought the mangaka was famous.
>>562728991Just say that you don't know it either
>>562726809do you know an open project like this but for radio?after AM purge i was stuck with rajiko and didnt bother with searching for alternatives
>>562729185the average /a/ user is a busy salaryman these days. I’d make a thread but then I’d have to stop it from dying and i’m working soon
>>562729256how can you be so cute when threatened ABSOLUTE M O E
>>562729032I'll care if Sinon is in it
>>562729256>the only two Wotos stil lacking an emote editWhen will anon finish the set?
>>562729256I have no idea what "Reddit" even is.
>>562729467saving them for this year's woto team
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>562729604Then I shall wait warmly, brother.
>>562729032I cares too
>>562729328The average /a/ user is a poor 3rd worlder who watches isekai, shonen and gachaslop adaptations
I just remembered there are anons who pronounce it with the "w" at the beginning.
>>562729741You're describing /mjg/ thoughbeit
>>562729804I also pronounce touhou as tuhu.
>>562730126tuh huh?
>>562730126toe hoes
>>562729741/vg/*
Why are people who only speak english so fucking dumb?
too-hoosorah no woah-toeevan-jelly-oncoad geesehunter EX hunter
>>562730524>mfw all of these
>>562730503I'm too lazy to learn a new language. I tried to learn German but gave up.
>>562730503this is not exclusive to english, my native language has hundreds of loanwords which are completely mispronounced (since their "official reading" is based on how it would be read using our orthography, not how it sounds in their native languages), people stare at me like they want to crucify me whenever i pronounce them correctlyyou just have to learn to live with that if your autism ticks you off
>>562730974my thing is pronouncing Latin english words in their proper pronunciation Always ticks people off
>>562731087unfathomably based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzD76g4BlQAcynthia-6r.png
>>562730642Anon, you don't have to learn entire Japanese just to know basic Japanese orthography. "Ou" is pretty much always a long "o" (you just prolong it without changing the sound), just like "ei" is a long "e" (you don't read "sensei" as "sensay," it's more of a "senseh"). "Wo" is just a short "o." That's pretty much it.
>>562731360>not posting the soundpost
>>562731907I didn't know there was one.
>>562731907I thought this was AI
>>562732032>>562731360>uploaded 17 years agoBack then it was still "big data"
>>562731982His anniversary is coming up... gone but not forgotten.
>>562732221I don't know how did I miss that even though it was pre-league time
>>562730524Tou 'ouSora no woteauxÉvent gèle ioncode jisse'unneteur ixe 'unneteur
>>562732495get it down to 1kbatarashiako-1.png
>>562732495My fuarking hero, Amae the Kodomo.
>>562732508I'll excuse you just this once because Sora no Woto does take place in France.
it could've been frieren
>>>/a/287292196why is this faggot so desperate to shill his garbage unfunny subsyagiyui-8.png
it could've been kengan
>>562732803idk
>>562732769Thankfully, it wasn't
I'm going to upload this to the repo.
>>562732731I thought it was Spain.
[SubsPlease] LIAR GAME - 01 (1080p) [952605A0].mkvcynthia-7.png
>>562732996Servante du Feu is in French so they're presumably speaking French. But the town they're in is based on Cuenca, Spain.
>zoomers raping to death and turning things gay>impossibleyou have an entire /vt/ board, go there nigglets
>>562733169>he needed to wait for subsqingluan-2.png
>>562733281ニホンゴワカリマセン
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDrs93-pTewanon on telly
>>562733387>throne roomjane-1.png
>>562733387Which one? I'm assuming the one in hiaragana
>>562733548kamicha
>>562733548Katakana rather
Truly there is no justice in Jade room
>>562733926
>>562733387>カレーマンsubtle
>>562734203i hope you were sarcastic
>>562733387how much do i have to pay to get these kinds of haipai?surreal difference between mine and his
>>562734203I could go for a few right now
>>562734406The trick is to have lucky in your nameTsuchida was on to something
>>562734750name one mleague team that has luck in their and won
>>562734436Curry buns taste pretty bad, unless you mean the other kind of course
>>562734406>>562734750
Ate a whole bunch of bananas, tummy now hurts
>>562736965>978s>pinzu drop>chun pushand these people get to "celestial", just buy a chink account at this point
>slept in to continue dream.>it wasn't worth it
oh, wow. All pairs makes sky high super easy
>>562729819
>>562737160That was a well played round, no mistakes done and the chun push was needed for tenpai.
>>562737814>no mistakes doneokay fanboy, i got it, no need to get worked up
>>562737931I mean, how would you have played that round differently? Last dealership too.
>>562737160>>978sanon's first backfire it seems
>>562738073Was it even a backfire? Would anyone cut the dora over 9s turn 3 here?
>>562738204nah anon is just schizorambling, especially as last place all last you hold onto that chun as your last float for sure, unless it gets dropped by someone else of course.
RC reference?
>>562738204>what is kawa and how people can figure out what others have in their handsRB1 didnt teach that or something?
>>562738549Yes
>>562738582Tell us anon, what do these people have in their hands?And do direct us to whatever book grants that magical insight.
Majsoul Friends Room 10530(3-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=10530
>>562729819>thoughbeitnewshit
>>562739094We call them newfriends, oldugly
We call you both fags
>>562738890start
>>562738867standard mentanpin hands probably 2-3 shanten
>>562739209actually we call them a ragequitting jongtranny newshit that likes to cry about not being able to dama in friendlies
hoeeeeeee.....
>>562738867shimo has a 4p if the ton or sha were tedashi
>not being able to dama in friendiesno such thing
>>562739669hahi!!!
>>562738867>sanshiki chance>floating 8m/4s>lets discard 9s for no reason!again, the more i see "pros", the more i realize how retarded is ranked in mahjong soul and everyone who plays it
>>562738890Thanks for the games! Pardon me for messing around in the first one, I just wanted to clack some digital mahjong tiles.
amaekoromo-0.png
Bake the Leia bread
Sword slut is only 5'1?!
a toast, to btroon
uh oh jongshit melty!
Yep, schizo, won't even get any (you)s anymore
not a single worthwhile contribution from /j*ng/, after all these years, even baggys did more
>>562743964they helped in the collage last year, that was of substance imo
uh oh >>>/vt/103579198
Don't Buy a Fake — CASIO Scientific Calculators (Nigeria)Cynthia-7.png
>>562743482Why is she so small?
Is the official tourney tomorrow? do the timezone math for me
>>562743527dont you have other things to do instead of seething little chink? you know, like running your worthless newshit blog about how you are always at work because it takes a chink ten hours to get to work with those chinksect slant eyes?
>>562744446It was yesterday
>>562744446April 7th 8PM UTC-7 is approx. April 8th 3AM for UTC
>another get 1st at least 2 times in a row pushtard tourney
>>562745282just like every /mjg/ tourney then
>>562745282You mean you have to win to qualify?
>>562745412I mean it matters a little bit if you get 2nd and not at all if you get 3rd or 4th.
uh oh melty
melty doko
>>562745409cumulative is better than consecutivekujouriu-12.png
I never learned how to play c maids
Yostar could really learn a thing or two about how to run tourneys from us.kujouriu-12.png
You guys are retarded.kujouriu-12.png
stop using meido emotes if you are not a mildly important personkujouriu-12.png
Hyeskujouriu-12.png
KANNNNNNNNNNNkujouriu-12.png
Dokokujouriu-12.png
Did I mention I have 2 meido emotes?kujouriu-8.png
kujouriu-8.png
>>562745692when was the last time we had a cumulative tourney?
I ate spaghet
>>562746494rp tourney
I should roll for the meido, she has good emoteskujouriu-12.png
>>562746568I rest my case
>>562746530Should've been a watermelon
when was the last time we had a tourney with no gimmicks?
>>562746939what's your casewe haven't had consecutive tourneys in ages
>>562747064sanma tourneyuntitled tourneyautotable tourney
>>562747064untitled tourney
>>562747431only one of those was no gimmicks
its time for the Hahi tourneyuma is delivered in hahis and hoes
>>562747891>>562747891>>562747891
>>562747098every other tourney we had were consecutive
>>562748440no?
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