Absolute cinema edition>Linkshttps://www.wowhead.com/https://www.icy-veins.com/wow/https://warcraft.wiki.gg/wiki/Warcraft_Wikihttps://www.wow-petopia.com/index.phphttps://mythiccodex.me/https://housing.wowdb.com/>wowg guilds--NA--<GLOBOFOMO>--EU--<Nerub Silkweaving Forum>Chromie Time:>>562653078
Whitemane sexo
wow wonnnsnbsnsn
So far this has turned out to be a pretty enjoyable Alliance expansion.
>>562669472The kinoest and best mythic raid boss of all time NGL...
>>562669620
AMANI QUALITY
John Blizzard just flew over my house.
I find it seriously comical that the micro second dpscucks have to do something in the dungeon, it goes to shit INSTANTLYnot stepping like a nigger and bodypull mobs; focusing the ghoul add during sylvanas echo boss, killing the chains in the first ogre bosswith all my heart, it's seriously amazing how fucking bad and stupid the average wowbuck is, genuinely asking, where the fuck do those absolute fucking NIGGERS look at during a dungeon, eye stuck looking at the spellbars?no fucking surprise the faggots ask for 3500rio and 280ilvl for a +2, the average player is an actual troglodyte nigger, I'm literally speechless
>Liquit's faces turned to despair almost immediately once they realized it wasn't over
I apologize Ion... Max... forgive this poor lost doubter...
>>562669472love wowg anons!!!love nerub!!!
sylvanasbros we're rooting for alleria
The only good secret phases were Gul'dan and EmperorChogall and Lei Shen dying to unlock a secret boss wasnt as cool as literally fighting 2 bosses back to backArchimonde and Rag sucked
>>562669620>>562669665made for Blackrock Orcs
>>562669779>Dracthyr aren't replacing us anon, stop being such a racist chud
>>562669832no the hell we're not
So now that the dust has settled, was housing a failure? the wowg neighborhood is empty
>>562669779>>562669872kek
Blizzcon spoilersOne class at launch, one new spec in a future patch. No allied races.Not all of Northrend will be accessible from the start, some will be patch zones but all of Northrend will be available by 13.2.Titans have come to subjugate the world soul. One of their main tools is undoing the 'curse of flesh.' They even can turn non-Titanic things to stone, for example Illidan himself is a golem for the Titans now.Sylvanas is going to become the new Lich King so she can use the Scourge remnants to defend Azeroth. Alleria is going to become the new leader of the Illidari since Illidan basically turned on his own faction. Vereesa and Arator are going to lead the Horde and Alliance to Northrend in the first place.Sargeras has been subjugated and has been put in charge of the Burning Legion again. Demons now indirectly answer to the Pantheon.Iridikron and Xal'atath are allies of Azeroth by this point, helping to find off the Titanbound.Moira is High Queen of the Alliance. Title of Warchief is re-established but no successor yet named before the next saga. Role is now vacant rather than just gone.Multiple races are moved to neutral throughout the expansion like pandaren, dracthyr, etc are.5 world difficulty modes, integrated into the Prey system.Might not happen in the Last Titan but the goal currently is to basically merge servers until each region has one normal megaserver and one RP megaserver. Metzen wants to open a new PvP server again eventually. Surnames are being discussed as a solution to the naming problem, or just keeping legacy servers in name only (example Killgar-Thrall vs. Killgar-Sargeras).The "Worldsoul Saga" is going to continue but under another name. IE every expansion will be built to bleed into the next one. The Last Titan no longer "caps it off" but will directly set up 14.0 and 15.0. Hints towards those will be announced at Blizzcon.1/2
>dracqueer
>>562669762PRICELESS reactions bro
Why are nelf women like this?
>>562669872Alright, I hate to admit it but that made me genuinely laugh. Well done.
is havoc hard to play or am i brainlet
>>562669962l i n k
>>562669934No world revamp coming. Updates to old locations will happen in chunks, not all at once. The leveling experience after The Last Titan will default to having new characters level through Khaz Algar, Midnight, and Northrend.New SoD-like season coming to Classic Era.2/2
Did they change how ?? levels work? Im level 86 and 90s still show as ?? for me.
>>562669962most women and some panda boys are too
its so funny dracthyr will always look fucking stupidno matter what blizzard do
>>562670005it's one of the harder melee classes to play optimally
Imagine a mana bomb right here. All these knife ears ... gone in an instant.
>>562669962NOT ALL NELFS
>>562669934>>562670056
>>562670103They are getting in combat normal form soon at least
>reddit troon glasses
>>562670158This is porn
>>562670157This one especially
>>562670157but especially this elf
>>562670005>>562670125Didn't feel like it was hard desu and I was playing inertia which is apparently the "high difficulty high reward" build.
>>562669921What reason is there to visit it? I cant fill it with all portals to everywhere I cant get player power out of itI cant make gold through it like I could with garrisonsThe ui is clunky compared to say the simsProp limits And having to collect multiple of every furniture item if I wanted to use multiple of them which is mandatory if you wanted to get creative killed my desire to interact with it before I even touched itOh and the possible locations suck
>>562670139If Lor'themar and Halduron are spared we might be to come to an.. agreement.
>all out of the undercoin I earned since launch>it takes ages to earn anythis hurtsI spent it all gearing an alt quickly
>>562670258Member when Blizzard said neighborhoods would be full of events to keep people hanging around in their downtime? Whatever happened there?
>>562670334working on it
>>562670139a man can dream...
>>562670258That's what I mean, just making content with no incentive to ever go there. This weekly to collect animals I'm doing RN is the only reason I ever go. I havent even done the inside of my house because I'm waiting on the import feature they keep teasing.
>You think the champion of azeroth is ever coming back?
>>562670414they're too busy having hairy sweaty sex every single night to be thinking about the champion
to respond anon, when do I use chi burst as brewwhat's the rorational changes after I use the black cox spell thingis the fire keg just a defensive spell that applies blind to enemies for 3sec?
>>562670414>"No senor, now fuck my hairy brown ass while nobody's here to watch"
>>562669620>make her come back as a death knight>doesn't even get to keep her hatNever forgive Blizzard for that.
>>562670414>your Legion bodyguard whenever a quest sends you back to the Broken Isles
>>562670463Pandas don't lay eggs
>>562670606The players stole it after killing her.
>>562669921If they would have given us a full xpac then housing would be totally fine.But housing was a failure because we now get 2 years of a watered down shit xpac because it took up all the dev time.
>>562670287sacrifices have to be made, friend.
>>562670606she doesn't need the hat and she was bald when she had itshe needs some skimpo sexo bikini pl8
THE WOWG GUILDS SUCK
male worgen for my fem human scarlet crusade paladin
>>562670414>Heard he's in Silvermoon these days, getting it on with all the Elf men... fuckin' dandies...
Whitemane was the only person who could resurrect the dead.No other light user has been able to do so. The Scarlet Crusade were the true faithful.
globo is kino thougheverbeit?
>shroud of concealment>every dungeon mob has truesightwhy is this ability still in the game
>>562670674He's just taking part in the festivities
>>562670258>need multiple copies of items to place multiple items>game throws copies of items at you when you do content>there is an inventory limit of items you can have on your accountActual fucking retardation. Imagine if there was a limit of items you could have in your transmog wardrobe.
>>562670779obviously
>>562670892Full of homos?
>>562670997goteeeeem
hows enhancement shaman? are we still casting fucking lightning bolt or are we actually using our stormstrikes and melee attacks.
where the human men at?
I genuinely forgot housing is even a thing, I haven't touched that shit
[Nathanos counting down from 5][Air horn][Hammer clicking and gun shot][Algalon saying BEWARE]
>>562671195She's built for tauren tho
Give it to me straight brehs, do nude mods not work anymoreThat shit used to be drag and drop
>>562671184sadly its still elemental at home the spec that casts stormstrikes more has to cast more ligthning bolts but the lava lash and sundering spec is meta
>Best: negative 6
Sexodar
>Tfw I am the only person left in /wowg/ that likes humanoid females.
>>562671195hairy breasts seem like they might be putrid
>>562671498for fucks sake. how hard is this? they had it solved during Legion and that was fucking ten years ago.
>>562671474it does, but it requires a launcher that breaks every update and requires an update, which sometimes takes days. And with how often Blizzard breaks things and pushes a constant stream of new builds, the launcher is often broken for a good while.Also, it might or might not be stealing your account details
what is the beef between silver covenant and sunreavers anyway? I dont know anything about this shit
>join random bg>4 sub rogues on the other sideI'll take the deserter debuff, thanks.
>>562671637I think stormkeeper is easier but it's dps is 20% behind lava lash spam
>>562671637>>562671498personally i think they should remove lightning bolt from enhancement all together, just like they removed lava burst. and instead, make sunder the spender. adjust its damage accordingly
>>562671779After the horde chimped out again and committed yet another genocide (and killed Veeresa's husband) the Silver Covenant had enough and decided to cull the Sunreavers from Dalaran
>>562671779Silver cucks hate the sunfaggets so when they had a chance to kill civilians they took it
>>562671779Sunreavers helped Garrosh build the mana bomb that nuked Theramore and killed Ronan, the Silver Covenant's leader's loving husband. They also helped Garrosh steal the divine bell from Pandaland which was the last straw that led to the purge.
>>562671779>Garrosh nuked Theramore>The Sunreavers helped him do it>Jaina went Kristallnacht on the rest of the Sunreavers in Dalaran
>>562671879>>562671891>lightning bolt>sunderingChrist. Blizzard you shitbirds.
>>562671998Ffs HOW are the horde not the bad guys?
>>562671624
does holy paladin ever get good? i am having serious throughput problems, health bars are not moving even when i pop several cooldowns at once. im thinking it might just be a scaling issue since im not max level yet but if its also like that at endgame i might just switch classes before i sink too much time into iti dont dislike the whack a mole playstyle, but around 80-85 it felt okay, but once i got 88-89 im really struggling to heal these leveling dungeons to the point where a juiced up holy light isnt even noticeably moving a health bar
>>562671896>>562671914>>562671998>>562672015so many warcrimes, I dont know whos based anymore. Sounds great anyway ...
>>562671779>sunreaversSilvermoon loyalists. Blood elves you know.>silver covenantFaggot traitors who stayed with the alliance after they were treated like dirt by them. Lead by yet another race traitor whore who butchered her own people with a smile on her face because Jaina said so. Literal shopkeepers and barbers who've lived in Dalaran for decades and had nothing to do with anything but were killed on sight if they didn't instantly dogeza when gestapo broke down their door. Asking what are you charged with? DeathTrying to get your shit from the bank so it's not literally stolen? DeathTrying to run for your life? DeathVaressa and the silver cuckvenant are literally like the ukraininan penal batallions in WW2 except they did it willingly without any threats
>>562671779After Dalaran tried to genocide the the blood elves and drove them out of the Alliance, Vereesa used her love of human men to conjure a faction of loyalist high elves out of her ass, and they try to finish the job that Garithos started every chance they get.
>>562672068the fucks your problem with sunder? thats a sick move, its a giant lava fissure on the ground, and more or less a melee attack.
>>562670879It's not that they're the true faithful. They land perfectly on the scale of belief to retardation. They believe enough and are retarded enough that they can perform miracles with the light. Kind of like the Orks in 40k believing shit and it warping reality to match their beliefs.
>>562671779>Sunreavers help Garrosh smuggle shit to make a weapon>Aethas too scared of Garrosh to rat out the traitors>Sunreaver leadership obviously compromised, so Kirin Tor needs to find the traitors themselves>Sunreavers chimp out and violently resist arrest>The obvious happens
>>562672178because the Horde dindu nuffin dey good boys
>>562670463egging this panda if you get my drift
>hit secret phase>Wind chime pieces spread out like wingsI'm sorry for ever doubting Metzen's plan
>>562671195>no worgen gfwhy live
>>562672628hussy no...
>>562672570STOP THIS MADNESS IN THE NAME OF YOUR KING
>>562669472.
>>562672343>more or less a melee attackyou allow them to feed you shit.
It for sure dies today Liquids got it.
>>562671779>dalaran is a neutral city lead by jaina>silver covenant is alliance aligned led by vareesa>sunreavers are horde aligned led by aethas>garrosh goes hitler mode in cataclysm and bombs theramore, jaina's home, killing her people and more including rhonin who is vareesa's husband>alliance is pissed at horde, jaina and vareesa extra pissed>dalaran is supposed to be neutral though so despite her anger jaina puts it aside for aethas, the sunreavers, and the horde to stay in dalaran>later some sunreavers break the neutral rule of dalaran and use it to steal infiltrate and steal from the alliance on behalf of garrosh and the horde>jaina finds out and orders all sunreavers and horde to leave dalaran>her and vareesa go around and kill all the ones who refused to leave>aethas and the sunreavers have been crying about it ever since acting like they were wronged
>>562672839now stick gyro zeppeli on those chompers.
>>562672802alright, pack it up people, we're not getting a point tonight. nah, he's got no point. shows over, go home, maybe come back tomorrow
>>562669850this one is kino too
>>562672839this is where your sub/token money goes, btwgrills for ionmetzen's coke addictionand the trevor project
>>562672214I'm at 270 and my flash heals with infusion heals for like 80% of a health bar on a crit. Holy light heals 60% of a health bar without critting, holy shock heals for 20-40%.
This shit ain't dying until reset or blizz does a health nerf.
this is my first time playing retail from classic and i have an issue in solo shufflei play moonkin and climbed to about 1800 with quite easily, now at this mmr I get auto trained by melee and while I can still top dmg, I cant really carry like i used to cause i cant cc anymoreand like the melee players in this mmr are literally retarded. They just sit one target the whole round and chase into bad positions, lost countless games because they refused to swap to an exposed target because we called x class before round beganmeanwhile the wizards I face are all focus silencing me like bots, swapping targets, kiting, playing like 1000 mmr above the melee players. I've never seen 1800 mmr this sweaty, people here are trying SO HARD and idk how its possible because im doing so much every roundim rolling a dh alt cause getting trained every round just isnt fun and no point playing before the ww/arms/sub/bm nerfs tuesday
Bwos... :(
>>562672893>>alliance is pissed at horde, jaina and vareesa extra pissedYou forgot about the blood elves also being pissed about garrosh and negotiating with Varian to rejoin the alliance but the two whores had a woman moment and decided to kill innocent>jaina finds out and orders all sunreavers and horde to leave dalaranNot what happened>her and vareesa go around and kill all the ones who refused to leaveThey were literally killing people trying to leave. Anyone who didnt instantly go to the Violet Hold was killed in the streets
I like how 99% of you leave out the fact that it was a single Sunreaver agent working under Garrosh. Even Aethas wasn't aware until after the fact. The majority didn't even know what the hell was going on. Most of them suddenly woke up to them being exiled from their ancient home, or even murdered, for something they had no knowledge of.
>>562673207As the ancient texts say, don't act like a cunt and you won't get dicked like one.
>>562669260first boss in mop scholomance
>>562673207The Globo guys mass reported you for a joke?
>>562673392yeah, yeah. Cope, druggie.now go huff more of that disgusting fel shit someplace else, or face the wall
>>562669779>Dracthyr can't look goo-
>>562673473Is that from Blizzard's twitch account?
>>562673392>exiled from their ancient homethey weren't exiled from Silvermoon
>>562673518d
first boss in a long time to make me wanna re-join a CE guild desusuper cool
>>562673557>all blood elves are born and live in sivermoon>all americans are born and live in washington dcthis is how you sound retard
>>562673554No idea, i grabbed it from my guild group chat.
>>562673173get good at getting precogmmr is surpressed right nowdh is a bad choice because you're just going to get trained by melee cleaves anyways unless theres like a ret or dk on your team
>>562673557High Elves have lived in Dalaran since it's initial founding.
>>562673691Dalaran is a human city retard
>>562673653Funny. It makes me consider quitting mine and joining a comfy curve only or 3-4/X mythic guild It does not look fun at all
>>562673747Then maybe they should've stayed that way instead of becoming Illidan's onaholes for a huff of magic.
>>562673653how many people saw Ragnaros With Legs when it was current anyway
i got a haircut do you guys think it looks cool
>>562674012needs some meat on her bones
>>562673974>tfw my guild got filtered by motherfucking shannox
>>562674012I like the margie simpson haircut for femsaken
>>562674012you always look cute >w<
>>562673207What caused this?
>>562673480>>562674463Its my first time, completely my fault. I got upset playing solo shuffle as a healer Wont happen again bwos...
gooned to orc x femhuman again award
>Make bank alt for selling furniture on moonguard >somehow got this name with no alt codes needed.Kinda surprised honestly.
>>562674757artist?
I only play elvesI will have high elves on alliance soonI will have elf paladins on alliance soon
>>562674917Refined taste and culture.
Echo just got pullmogged by Max on Air Horn blvd
>Mythic secret phase for the first tier of the expansion.Blowing your load a bit early, eh, Ion?
>>562675048The first tier is the most important tier
>>562675048Next raid is a filler troll raid like undermine was so it made sense to do it here. Hopefully final tier will be kino too
Hot take: Bosses should become easier as the phases go on
>>562669749Rich coming from a charity cuck. Dps are the only ones who have to do mechanics
>>562673518
I only play Goblin Females. I only play them because they make my penis hard.
which nelf should i level?
>>562675325The fem one
>>562675279wow me2
>>562675048When was the last time we had a secret phase? I feel like it's memed every tier but it finally happened.
I leveled 80-90 just doing dungeons as a tank.Is this good or bad y/n?
>>562675467Jailor
potion master, i am going into battle
>>562675519I did this too but got burn out on dungeons and dropped the character
>10 people die at 0.1%
>>562675467Not since legion. 4 expansion gap.
>>562675645Yeah, they're hitting the soft enrageKinda looks like the mythic phase is an actual phase tho, and not completely a faceroll victory lap
>>562675807I stopped watching have they made progress in it yet?If not it could be really frontloaded too
What do in this position?
>>562675807All they had to do in that 30 seconds they were in it was dodge shit and nuke the boss.Looks like they have a massive damage amp too, it will last like a minute tops with everybody up.
>>562675873They just had like 4 people left going into it and the tanks lasted for a minute
>>562675873They just got another pull into it, and lived for a solid 30 seconds, it seems like it's a small bit of survivability with 3 starsplinters happening in the tiny area they have to live in, and they all have to move together to avoid the Heaven and Hell laserbeam that follows them, while nuking the shit out of the boss
i got 2k io but i'm not really feeling wow right nowmight come back for turbo boost and get carried to 3k
>ALLERIA YOUR SISTER IS BULLYING ME
>>562675938While also moving quite a lot to avoid the laserbeam while staying clumped up, it'll probably be pretty fast if they get there with 20 alive, so probably easier than actually getting there, just not entirely faceroll
?
>>562676272I'm sick of women and I'm sick of elves.
>>562676395Now put her in your lap and bite her neck
>>562676395You just know
>>562676424Do you think we're ever going to get another expansion with male characters being the main cast?
Was End Time well received when it came out? I like the idea of the dungeon but it's not fun to run.
>>562676546I liked it. But I was a noob in cata.
>>562673050okay, sounds like its maybe just a scaling issue.are you using the meta build? i tried avenging wrath instead of avenging crusader like they say but 2 minutes without wings is an eternity and i end up with big gaps where i could really use a cooldown and dont have one
>>562676395>Rolls for minbreak upon taking the knot/roll 20/roll 20>Uses the smaller number
>>562676546it was kinda tough but great for catchup
>>562676546only browns didn't like it because it was even harder than other heroics and you had to use your le CC button
>>562676546Fuck no. Only Well of Eternity was liked.
>>562675886As who? Alleria?Accept it.As Xally? Go even further.
i am so sick of elves. i want some dwussy
>>562676546People hated all those dungeons
>>562676701How much further?
>>562676587Divine Toll as Herald of the Sun is like a mini cooldown every 30 seconds, that usually is enough to get through most stuff at 12-13 keys. Avenging Wrath is pretty powerful and lasts quiet a bit so it's good for oh shit moments, specially with the instant Holy Lights.
Worg expansion next
>>562675048since Midnight is a filler expansion, it's a good way to get people excited for itsort of like how the raids are the only thing salvaging XIV's recent expansion
I wish lura died with no secret shit, echo would disband now for sure
>>562676848Passionate, wet scissoring. Submission-play, some light humiliation, and then aftercare
Did Method give up
>>562676660only browns liked cacaclysm
>>562677134now take her clothes off
>>562676546cata was a major downgrade from wrath in terms of dungeon design, character design, villain, everything. also at least in my opinion but i dont think im alone in this, it was possibly THE ugliest expansion in terms of aesthetic for enemies and player armor designs, just bad resolution muddy color vomit visual noise and poorly modeled curvy Dr suess spikes everywhereit wasnt fun and it also didnt look good. but that said we were extremely spoiled with wrath which was a cultural touchstone for all of video gaming, and still remains the high watermark for world of warcraft expansions both in terms of quality and participation
>>562677214dungeons peaked in cata and I dont just mean the prenerf shitthey were very fun>wrathbablol
>>562677132Bro let the euros sleb, no one is killing this boss until next id unless they nerf it for echo when liquid sleep
we need a boss with a secret SECRET phase next
>>562677289Liquid is killing it at 11:32 PST as per the script blizzard mailed out.
>the boss is possible if its possible Gee thanks for that insight
just scraped the wax out of my ears. my left ear didnt smell but the right ear smells bad. time for keys
>>562676546it was some of the most fun i had in wow and the last expansion i took raiding seriously. went from a midling zerg guild to top progression on spine of deathwing with big guilds trying to poach my october fangs of the father. i also had heroic vial of shadows. some of the most bullshit global shredding mutilate days rogue ever saw. i'd walk into the firelands daily area and make the alliance huddle at the guards.
>>562677203https://files.catbox.moe/nlz5x8.png
>>562677353its pic related in g-ds chosen land
>>562677353They don't even know whats the objective of the last phase, that's why echo went to sleep they will just watch their vod
>>562677474The last thing I wanna see before I die...
>>562677214>twilight's hammer are boring antagonists>finally get to see hyjal except not really because it's destroyed and also turned into yet another themepark zone>finally get to see uldum and it's a literal meme zoneI really didn't enjoy cata.
>>562677474h o l y
Yo if one of you make the account "THDs_Bedpan" and get banned from Max's chat for asking THD to feed you, I'll gift you a sub to a channel of your choosing
>>562677513Yes they do. They had a pull into it that lasted a full minute with their tanks alive. It's the same 2 mechanics on repeat and burning the boss, it's a victory lap phase.
>HOOOOOOONK>RUN AWAY LITTLE GIRLwhy do they do this to themselves?
>>562677513They probably have their nerds watching the stream right now too and studying it.
>>562677590BEWARE
>>562676395>that sideboob
finally, a functional trinket
>>562670197For evokers?
Male Worgen Death Knight.
>>562676848all the way, through force.
>>562676395>Robin cosplayer in the background
THIS IS IT!
Aight nobody is doing the THDs_Bedpan thing so how about "Drenacos_Catheter"? Get banned from Max's chat for saying "I THIRST"
I'd give a decade of my life just to spend a day cuddling with a gruff but otherwise kind worgen
>>562678072Hi...
>>562678072This but femdrae. She could spend the whole time spitting on me and making fun of me idc
>>562678002kek based
>>562678183Draebaes wouldn't do that though
>>562678329they're so gentle, yes yes!
>>562669850Rag and his baby legs made me play swtor for a while
>>562677203https://files.catbox.moe/8pgfpn.png
>>562678619what a human man sees before losing his seed
>>562678745>human thinks anyone wants him
>>562678619
>>562678815i do...so i can turn him into a worg through gay sex >:3
so let me get this straight400 pulls in and we saw the secret phase exactly 2 times?
So... how old do you think the 'canon' age is for the player characters in WoW?How much time has passed from Classic to Midnight at this point?
>>56267919222 years
>>562678815>he doesn't know
>>562679412And how old were the PC's supposed to be at the start of classic?Most of the first quests make it seem like you were a fresh faced young recruit for your race/faction, so what, like 18-20 maybe?
>>562679192probably 40s or late 30s
>>562679465>human playing pretendsure showed me
>>562679192Player determined but if not, Cata leveling is chronologically different to Classic and so is exiles reach jump into DF. There before 22 at the oldest if taking ER into account
>>562679465Is there anything she won't fuck?
>>562679592I haven't seen her fuck a femdrae yet but she'll have my attention when she does