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rice
Now that the dust has settled, what were the biggest gaslights of CM11, and what will be the biggest gaslights of CM12
>>562672550RICE!!!
bue bue bue bue bue bue
Maintaining the CB agenda is our top priority.
i don't have good enough cards to do oshi CM runs
>>562672695always gets me
>>562672550cake
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/uma_uma_umya_unyahttps://jiggie.fun/uma_uma_umya_unyahttps://jiggie.fun/uma_uma_umya_unya
>>562672454Why is JP uma I dont even know who the fuck is she in Global thread. Go back to your dead thread
>>562672328Doesn't matter, he knows you're here
>>562672454I hate this yurishit
>>562672672Fronts, having 2 golds (Seriru said 2 golds AND whites LMAO) and then power
>>562672975Because a young troll wanted to make more drama
>>562672550DEATH TO RICE SHOWER
hmmm yes...
>>562672872Who is your oshi? Late surger is the easy going style for oshi gaming, and doesn't require much effort, post your deck and oshi, let's make it work
>>562673214
very important videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qs03GJd36Q8
>Oshi has been Maruzensky since launch>Don't really like any other fronts>Decide to focus on ends and paces since my other favorites are Inari, CB, Oguri and Marvelous Sunday>Maru also can't use her own cardWhat do I do lads? Am I doomed to just never run my oshi again after her card comes out?
STOP THE COUNT
>>562673285
>>562673538Lovely Ryan
>>562672672NSM definitely was the biggest gaslight. NSM is working way better CM12 than it worked in CM11
>>562673538Hideous Ryan
>>562673510you could just not roll her card. its really not THAT good for non nige
>>562673214I will put on the collarI will go on all-foursI will barkI will crawlI will eat from the doggy bowlI will obey every orderI am Puppy-chan and my master is Sirius Symboli
>>562673306cafe, i mean i can go with the OYL and pray with dober and ryan uniques but i wish i had more cards for variety>decknothing impressive but that's on me for holding onto 2 more SSR tickets
>>562673770NSM made me win CM11 so wasn't a gaslight for me
on parent runs i should try to hit up more g1 and ignore most of the g2 g3 race right?
>>562673538Cute!
>marked
>>5626737700LB yeppers was the anti-gaslightstamina was the gaslight (as usual)
>>562673306late haven't been cm viable since they drop the 1st anni patch
>Aquarius Cup was front/late slop with horribly restricted choices thanks to being on dirt>Pisces was the worst longslop yet with a blatantly shilled OP frontrunner as the cherry on top>Aries Cup is XOguri/debuff/front hell where non-front oshi picks go to dieTake me back to Capricorn Cup where the races were exciting and anyone could win
Where is the real thread?
>>562673952Oh you who are so wise in the way of gaslights, how much stamina do we need for this CM?
>>562674016
>>562674016her name is Yukino Bijin
>>562672672>what will be the biggest gaslights of CM12Fronts being good
>>562673932
>>562674027Pisces was golshicup albeit
>>562674118i hate how this guy uses the same pose for 100 umas
>>562674051Janitor seems to have decided (by passing out after taking his latest hit of heroin and thus ignoring 4chan reports for a while) that it is this one
>>562674068800, you don't need golds or even whites
>>562673510This is the last frontrunner speed card released in the game its her again. The best frontrunner power card its Bourbon, these 2 frontrunners are cursedYou either have to go distance specific cards instead as your 2nd card for speed along with Almond Eye like Calstone Light O or Rhein Kraft
>>562674118
>>562674259But I only have 340 and it's October of senior year...
>>562674359Your choices are >Stamina parents>Stamina card (lol)>Gamble with power training
>>562674328
I have 60k carats, around 140 tickets in total. Should I pull for Nishino flower? I got Seiun in my first 10 pulls so I'm seriously considering it
So when running fronts in CM do you take on passing skills since you want them to try and pass each other or is that a thing that happens automatically through WIT? or am I misunderstanding something for fronts?
Since there's nothing to do but there's an event going on.Any guide for CM12? Canvas is still outdated
>>562673932>rice licking all my shakur bite marks
>>562674526do you like farming parents
>>562674526If you are competitive for sprints and miles you should. If not dont bother
>>562674439>Stamina card (lol)Is Riko included in this mockery of stamina cards?
>>562674618Yes
>>562674494
>>562674657Yes that is also an option
>>562674321this card is worse than falco speed and even her original card, is it a welfare card?
>>562674598NSM, Killer Tunes Oguri with Tach unique. 1200 Speed/Power/Wit600 Stam/Guts
>>562674574You can, but they're not as good. >>562674359Are you not running power cards?
Where is the 2x energy option for the event? WHERE IS IT?! I ONLY WANT TO DO 1-3 RUNS A DAY AND STILL GET THE REWARDS
>>562674842blindanon...
>>562674672
thinking about it, the 1999 gen was easily the biggest fumble cygames has ever had in umaa non-existent protagonist (NTR), a gag character (Opera), and a schizo with a super duper sad drama that just gets resolved on its own while the other two do nothing (Ayabe. remember not a single person posted about her career here btw)
it's time for men
>>562674764What if I don't have Hanukkah Cap
>>562674842You click it at the end of the career now so you don't get bricked if you fail your career early.It's anoth QoL feature
>>562673840Here anon, try something like this. It is a shame you don't have WIT Natie or Finemo, but this can work out too. Borrow Sirius for the better OYL that only works on medium tracks, it's perfect for this chanmi, this one works even from position 5, unlike OYL that ask 6 or below. Team Sirius will make your runs super smooth and easy, while giving you tons of free stats, don't forget you get 6 to all stats at the end of the run, so calculate that when near capping statsThis setup sucks because both Sunday and Sirius can agemasen, but it's worth the gamble, alternatively borrow Neicha instead of Sirius, that's a good option tooFor inherits get Dobers and Brian shadowbreak, pump is a meme but you could get it instead of Brian if you wantTry to get nimble navigator from white sparks or luckshit Teio event, that is good enough, you don't need NSM but you need the white at least, same for OYL you can grab Slick Surge from Dober card or Cafe event
>>562674874
>>562674970>(67)4 caratsThe last time I was below 1k carats was during the Christmas banner
>>562674657
AIyeeeee i Encountered the niggers
>>562674996I dunno, I have her so I don't have to think about 3rd rate problems like that
>>562674728yes thats why her skills are crap
>>562674321>>562674728can confirm, yes, this is just a trash welfare card for this eventmaruzensky is freed by HOEH
>>562675074
>>562675204
>>562675009I was rushing through to finish a run. I didn’t notice any new button or prompt for it So where does it appear?
>>562674776Not as good as what? Mid race velocity skills right?
I didn't know rival races could give Dirt skill hints.
>>562675240You know whatIm miss hearing that HOEH Arigatou during TS Climax
This Mode is much more funFuck mantI dont want to mant another round ever again
typical stuff
I got pulse'd.>IF LOSING
>>562674996gamblemaxx with ryan cutie patootie
>>562675273the same place it always doesif you have a career in progress when the event starts you can't double it nor do you get points for itthis is not new behaviour
>>562675269
>>562674996Gamble with 1 or 2 lates, also bring dominator and break her kneecaps
>>562675273There's a thing you click on the top right corner on the menu before the one where the points show up
>>562675417Me too anon, me too
So is the new Sirius Symboli wit a better late borrow than NN?
>>562675403ok bye retard
I fucking hate getting jebaited by the director...
>>562675471
>>562675603NN lates, Symboli ends
>>562675626teio's stupid face pisses me off
>bought all 3 scamcha uma banner>end up with 1 normal rice and 2 hallowqueen rice
>>562675626teio is so cool
Post nice nature shoulder check
>>562675643
>>562675764is she okay?
>>562675681marked
>>562675626Would
>>562675626and a second time...
>>562674776>Are you not running power cards?I'm running Nishino Flower. It was an extremely bad run - one of the lowest roll runs I've had in MANT so far (I never got more than a single rainbow on both wit and speed). Perhaps it will be better on a more average run. If not then I'll swap Flower for Riko.
>>562675835EXPLODE
>>562675603>gives you Late Surger Savvy through event>gives you Be Still and Late Straightaways through hints>gives you Disorient through event>it's actually an End Closer cardI hate support design like that
>>562675801
boys are the Anniversary Shops no longer updating? Am I free to use my Club Points now??
>>562675964post more mirako, i don't care for this boring whore that always ends in 3rd
>>562675764>oguri can fit it all, from head to the baselewd
>>562675835yay I finally got Seiun Sky!!
>>562675304Not as good as they would be on other running styles.
>>562676009anniversary is over, yes
>>562675959It IS a late surger card. With the context of borrows, it is better to borrow Nice Nature if you're playing late surger, leaving the card as a borrow for ends.
>>562675626My first ace...after URA ended I never touched her again.
>>562675964
gay
>>562675626My condolence Teiobro
>>562676081Naruhodou
>>562675959nta but how is it an end card? because of the stricter from the brink conditions?>>562676081i suspect it would be far better to borrow ayabe
>>562676049damn I think this is the first time I'll have to go all the way to 200 pulls...
SexPlay jp
>>562675626huh I thought Akikawa or Eclipse First guaranteed a rate up
>>562676138holy crap
>>562676234her head looks really big
>>562675626At least that's new. She showed up during my Kitasan pulls and all I got was a dupe Spechud.
>>562676124
>>562676138reading this gave me an erection
>>562676234Mare bloomers are so erotic
>>562675741
A couple hours ago an anon on /v/ was talking about how he's trying to make late surger Taishin work for next CM and everyone reacted like he had two headsI'm also trying to see if late surger taishin could work and things don't look so greattheres 6 sets of sparks in the legacies, 3 need to be used to boost Mile from D to A, 1 needs to be used to boost Late Surger from B to A, which leaves only 2 sparks to maybe hopefully get Medium S fromAnyone else have any idea how to get Taishin to win the Satsuki Sho CM outside praying you can get two parents with primary medium stars for maximum inheritance chance from what few medium stars you can afford?
>>562676138They fucked.
>>562676218and there we have it>>562676246yeah that's what I thought too at first but I've been spooked two or three times by her and it was never the rate up character
>>562673149Sucking whey straight out of Gentil's big donnas
Look at this piece of Shit schizo
>>562672454where does she get all these puppets!?
>>562676307
>>562676307Natiebros...
>>562674629>competitive for sprints
>>562675057i'll try this, thanks a lot
>>562676458>Calling Maru-chan a piece of shit>or a SchizoWhy are you falsflagging
Tama is really good for CM12, probably better than Ryan or Dober
>>562676563don't give it attention
>>562676358Sex with mares
>>562676570Shut the fuck up, stop posting my secret strat.
>>562676458Imagine seeing this behaviour and thinking "yep, she's gonna be my trainee for the next 3 years"
>>562675764THE UMA CHEW OF 87
>>562676481
I don't have yepper or el pwr ssr so i could only borrow one. So which one for oguri xmas
>>562676458dont be mean
>>562676560Hwo did she turn her computer into a big mug of coffee
>>562676625what is Ebayan doing there
>>562676379Forget about late surger, go end closer, grab Sirius card for From the Brink which is OYL but for everyone, Pump and Dober work on end closers too, build strong mid race, you need Uma Stan this is not optional, nimble navigator tooI can help you further if you need, but you seem to understand the game enough>>562676560Good luck Torena-san
>>562676307Stop cucking your umas
>>562676379you either give up on the mile mutation or build/hunt exclusively for 3* medium parents and pray. if mutations were easy then "oshi gaming" wouldn't be a thing.
Rudolf is just like that sometimes
I LB2'd Shakur wit instead of cleating her, I guess I lost 1500 carats worth of pulls, bricked
>>562676654
Name my band
>>562676657Yeppers is not worth a borrow slot. Borrow Pasa and cope with nimble navigator
>>562676654Nature wifeTurbo concubine
which uma is the cutest when they're really tired
I wish I was a JPGOD instead of a Globab...
>>562676838
>>562673510Just run Pace Maru
>>562676894is Pasa LB0 enough cope to borrow Yeppers?
>>562676987then you would grab the attention of the schizo every single time you postedare you okay with that?
2 speed 2 power 2 wit or 2 speed 1 power 3 wit for Xoguri?
https://poal.me/579ncehttps://poal.me/579ncehttps://poal.me/579nce
>>562677015nyes
>>562673510I don't know. Are you?
>>562676995
>name is eishin flash>flashes her milky everytime she wins the race
hey
>>562677015If you have power sparks to make up for it yeah
>>562677081the latter
>>562676772Is that Sirius card worth a borrow slot as if i were borrowing Natie as a late surger?I don't know just how much midrace i can cram, it's mostly an accident whether you have access to mostly midrace or mostly late race skills from MANT right? Its gonna be tough to shove past all the late surgers that are gonna be in these races
>>562677196wei
>>562677015You'll likely need good parents
Power or guts
>>562677196
>>562677154
>>562676379If when in doubt NSM. Like all Taishin trainer they don't rely on her unique because activating her unique simply means you're already losing. Pray with OYL and NSM, and then late-race velocity.
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>562676379sounds like a gigantic waste of time just to get a worse version of Taishin, exactly something a /v/ fag would come out with
Oh my.
>>562676894something like this with head-on and better wit right? Having a hard time capping wit even on 3 wit deck
>>562677146>fuku MLBgrumble grumble, I'll use Shinko. What are the sparks?
>>562677328
I miss 200% point boost....
>>562677412as much pwr you can get and tachyon
>>562677146>no medium SAnd she's STILL winning?DamnOther than Tachy, is Taiki's unique important or can it be any other parent?
>>562677501post the suzuka one
I do not care about XGuri.
>>562677335So abandon pump/beyond entirely and use position-agnostic accels only?
>>562677396This event is funny since all it did was create fanarts paired with Nishino more than fanarts with Kiseki
>>562676778i like a bitch whos kinda gay
>>562677501
>>562677401yeppers that looks about right
>>562677652>>562677636ARDAN HAS ALL OF THAT CAKE?
>>562677652Good thing some random man is in the picture. Otherwise I wouldn't know what to masturbate to
Your favorite uma = gayMy favorite uma = straight
>>562677652i thought tracen was for umas, why do they let cows in here?
>>562677636
>>562677549Not the guy you're replying to but I've seen people run Barcarole more than anything else
>>562677604Assuming pump/beyond works for the track, then take either. I think the other inherit should be Behold or PULSE instead. Gambling with pure acceleration without much velocity wouldn't do much I think.
>>562677549not as much. If there are 6 front in your lobby dober is better while if there are only 3 front vbourbon work better but both are non-essential unlike tachyon
>>56267741213 Power and 3 Speed. The deck is consistent at maxxing out the stats too. Though idk how it will be without Fuku>>562677549No I built her as a parent since I failed Medium S. Taiki doesn't work you can run a velocity unique like NYOpera has but I don't think it's mandatory if you don't have her
>Unlocked all the storiesTime to start reading
>>562677771
do all of you fags use the hakuraku/hachimi shit
>>562674090Her name is Snow Beauty.
>>562677907
>>562677249It absolutely is a great borrow for this one track, you can cap speed with just kitasan and wit trainingAlso the accel from this works from 5 and below so if you hit it, then it will be a chain of skills firing up, together with end closer multipliers, I think she can win like that, still it is not the ideal meta position, late surger is better for sure, but getting medium S will be way harderThe ideal scenario your Taishin hits From the Brink in position 7, this will chain into Nemesis because she is coming from midpack, and nimble navigator, pump/moving past, lots of accel and velocity here
lewd
>>562677894I can't read most of this slop. I come from RuneScape and FGO, two games with dialogue actually worth reading. Every mobage I've tried besides fgo has been so incredibly boring. I try with Uma, I just always find myself not caring and skipping.
Why nobody posting they rolls
>>562677760To breed more umas
>>562677998i use hachimi on jp tempting to install it on steam too for fps unlocker
Test rooms?
>besides fgo
>>562678064she is assuming that position for ME
Bubble
... this sucks.
>>562675626Jobbing outfit Teio a SHIT
>>562678049gn
put pump on xoguri. there's 3 xogs and at least 3 fronts in every room, it WILL work.
>>562678093why would i post nothing
>>562678064tight dyke butt
>>562678093I did! >>562676420
>>562678217are you gambling on being the 6th oguri on 3 front 3 pace lobbies
>>562677760It’s a part of Tracen’s new DEI program
>>562678201Good night anon
>>562672695Why does she bue?
>>562678217and borrow sirius for from the brink
>>562678201Godspeed anon
>>562678201Goodnight anon
Ardanfags are cringe.
>>562675626I actually prefer that outfit to the Peak Joy outfit
>>562678262>200I wouldn't have if I were you...
>>562678332she's so CUTE
>>562678174Dancho's finest
>>56267811466924567CM12
>>562678403SameThe tummy kills me
>>562678127It’s hit or miss depending on the writer>agarthaAss>LB6Gold
>>562678332/ourgirl/
>>562678414The last event was my first so I figured that level of boost was normal but it is absolutely not, it seems. I'll just get the support card and dip, I guess. I'm not doing 4 runs a day.
>>562678332I understand now why Doto tried to poison her
>>562678330cute cow
>>562678093Breakdancing Seiun if funny, but wanting to have both her OG and her alt would be greedy.Uma Musume is a saving game.
hehehe hello miss air shakur...
Oguri game
>>562676138Nice.
Doing a grandparent run and got an onsen ticket.Is the game pent up that I've been spamming a scenario that doesn't drop a ticket that they're giving them away like candy?
This game is a clown sometimes
>>562678442Thanks for the room
>>562678093Nuclear bomb dropping in 6 days I must save
>>562677146>>562677843Are you really consistently maxxing out Wit with FM and Yeppers? Or is Fuku also helping out there?
Do we have a clown uma
is cm12 going to be the worse cm ever? it feels like it from the room matches
>>562678442ggs
>>562678825Only a jester.
>>562678825Spe
>>562678093
>>562678634>not a single u=ma2 stickerdoes that mean tachyon is a hack or does that mean shakur is a hack?
>>562678832It's an introduction to current JP metas
>>562678832You said that about 11
>>562678442Results>>562678752>>562678854no problem, ggs
>>562678832Nothing will ever be worse than CM11
>>562678765Should have saved harder. I'll have Sei and her girlfriend next week.
>>562678404I just really like Sei-chan
>>562678901enjoy the free fuji i guess
>>562678913Tachyon is chemistry, Shakur is mathematicsThey have different specialtiesThis means (you) are the hack
>>562678976No idea how favorites are calculated. The winning Oguri had turf S and medium S and an insane skill set but is only 4th fav.
wtf why is shakur a epic programmer
They really gave Air Shakir a whole ass banner huh?
>>562679119A glowie
Is Nishino really still a meta parent in JP
>>562679119The real horse was an expert programmer.
>>562679119She uses Arch btw
>>562679006Sexy boy
>>562679193Thanks!
thanks tachyon, very cool
BROS HELP ME I THINK I'M STARTING TO FALL IN LOVE WITH THE PRETTY GIRL I SAW ON THE RACETRACKS
>>562673218It's still ridiculous some people trust seriru for minmaxing
>>562679119The owner installed gentoo on the horse
>>562679119Installing gentoo with Shakur..
>>562679006That's a boy
>>562679163yes.
>>562679082I've had pure debuffers be the favorite, I wouldn't pay attention the the ranks
>>562679231That's fine. In fact, anybody who doesn't love Tosen Jordan is playing the game incorrectly.
can i make MANT parents with sweepy yet....
>>562679348sure, just run them in URA instead
>>562679301Neicheer runners will have to figure it out
>>562679119why not
There is no gaslight for cm12.It is just xoguri domination.
>>562679348Kinda. They suck, but they're marginally better than UnityCan't adjust item prios for some reason
>>562679006I want to roll for cheerleader Neicha and King, Sweep, Inari and Pama. Trust me I can't spend a single carat on these banners
>>562678093I'm not rolling on any Umas until next scenario, all gemmies going to support banners
>>562679380ewwwwww
So, basically, each room will have 2 dominators each team and aces of their choice
>>562678948i didn't, i love building endslop>>562678989cm12 is have xoguri or bust
>>562679406>there is no gaslight>gaslights
>>562679119It's a reference to horse Shakur being too smart to live and taking itself out.
all of my post race stats are going into power
>>562679230
>>562679459Aren't you forgetting someone, anon?
>>562679570Damn, and I thought my Brian runs were awful. I think they pick specific umas for low roll days and Brian's happens to be today and yesterday.
Gonna run Kitasan and Dia. Who should my third be?
>>562679497Not a problem for this team right?
>>562679646No
Those trainees on the track sure are cute! In fact, we should visit them at their dorms! At around 11 PM, at the southwestern entrance! Am I right fellow trainers? Huh? Huh?
>>562679630Stop posting this cutie
If you rolled in this banner then you're gay and not the good kind like the faggots who invented disco.
>>562679717>gets brocked anywayslol
>>562679717Tamamo and Goldshi yeah but Taishin's dead for next CM
I thought these events were supposed to be super Yuri Bait? That was pretty tame shit, only 2-3 moments really stood out.
>>562679754Nigga I'm not losing my license
>>562679523Host a room and bring 3 non xoguri umas.Let's see what happens.
>>562679754Stop posting on umachan and start training. Do I have to report you to Akikawa again?
>>562679765She's really grown on me since I first started playing this game.
>bikini hag will dominate CMs for a year!she had one CM where she was okay.>chocolate bourbon will dominate CMs for a year!she's just an easy-to-build generic front with a generic mid-game unique that does about as well as the rest of them.>christmas oguri will dominate CMs for a year!you're here now. surely the "vets" will be right this time.
>>562679796>he fell for the gaslight
>>562679754Sorry, was busy banging your umas at my place. What did I miss?
>>562679796>I thought these events were supposed to be super Yuri Bait?dude I don't know what fucking game you were told of, but the whole baiting shit is ALWAYS blown out of proportions.
>>562679717Late race starts on a corner, Ends are non-existant
Would Cafe do this?
FAT
>>562679989only for (You)
>>562679989If you asked her to
>>562679989whose permission do i need to reproduce with cafe?
>>562679795Marry, fuck and procreateMarry, fuck and procreateMarry, fuck and procreate
>>562679880JPniggersDoNotPlay TheGameThey need to be told to fuck off >>562679839You need to kill yourself more than fuck off
>be me, Sirius Symboli's "Trainer">Mostly ignores all my input and does whatever she wants though>This includes calling me "Puppy-chan" and fucking with me on a daily basis.>I feel like Akikawa will have me sacked if she finds out.>Our 3 years together go by in a flash, nothing really changes outside of me getting used to her shit and no longer worrying about Akikawa>Says she's going to Europe to "dominate over there" and that she'll be back and that "I shouldn't miss her too much">Kay>Get a new trainee>She actually listens to what I say, follows the regimens I make, is nice to me and is kind of cute.>Living the dream>2 years pass with some pretty stellar results>Meet Sirius on our way home one night>Say hi, ask how Europe was.>Doesn't meet my gaze>Doesn't call me puppy-chan>Doesn't even try to hit on my trainee>Just starts crying and tries to cling to me>Doesn't feel like there's much strength in her arms at all>Says she wants me to train her again, that she'll listen this time. She wants to feel like a winner again.>My trainee looks incredibly uncomfortable>Tell her that I'll help her out but that I need to get home before curfew>Follows me all the way there.>Flinches the moment I turn around to try and tell her to go home>Too pitiful to actually kick outGuys what do I do? My current Trainee still has a year left before graduating and looks really uncomfortable about all this.
>>562679989
>>562680023Me on the right
If anyone refers to my UG SMaru VBourbon XOguri team as "soulless meta comp" please refer to >>562679880I am an oshi gamer who uses shit umas.
>>562680095This looks like a chance to get 2 brides
mucho texto
>>562680141Grandpa kinda flitry af tho
>>562680250let sundayman do what he wants bro
>>562680095tell her you agree only if she wears a collar with your name
>>562680095Wait, is Sirius peak...?
Would Cafe eat cheese
>>562679810Come on! Learn to live a little! Don’t you want to make your trainee happy? She’d be REALLY happy if you visited!>>562679853I’m a trainer, not an uma! I’ve never even been reported to the Dire- Akikawa before!>>562679904Very funny. I don’t even have a trainee yet! I only just got my trainer license after graduating!
>>562680023
>>562679880Christmas Oguri is easy to build 2bh, Im getting consistent runs with her. I usually have access to her unique after Juvenile Fillies
>>562680095rape the rapist
>>562680095Based. Reverse domination is hot.
>>562680023Boyumanko
>>562680095I think you should tell Sirius off and give her one final piece of advice before parting ways. All of that overconfidence and treating you so poorly only to come crawling back to you when she gets her ass throttled overseas? No fucking way! However, if you are the kind of person who can forgive someone who really learned their lesson and are worried that she might quit racing if you say no then you might want to have a walk with your trainee first before making any decisions. The last thing you want is for your trainee to get the wrong idea.
>>562680187>"based oshi gamer" says he only trains is waifus>never trains the same umas>coincidentally it's mostly meta umas>real oshi gamers are all buhiis who can make even urara work on a long cmThere's no such thing as fair and honest here
>>562680095Post more
>>562680403You need to hit the books, that's not going to work on anyone
>>562680501I see less reverse domination and more of the usual love triangle but spiced with fixing a broken womanWhich is hot in it's own way
>>562679843rooms are also a gaslight
I won't join rooms with my secret XOguri counter so that none of you know what to prepare for or use
>>562680731Haha, Sixty-Seven!
>>562680824We know it's End Closer XOguri
>>562679880I feel like the only real gaslight was people acting like Tinyshin wouldn't matter when she's literally "lol she just wins" on Longs
>>562677196>>562677302I'VE GOT A NEW COMPLAINT
>>562680731haha sex seven
>>562680829That's rad!
>>562680378https://poal.me/8ti8c4https://poal.me/8ti8c4https://poal.me/8ti8c4
Which one is the cope recovery if you don't get Preferred Position with xoguri, Corner Recovery? Stamina To Spare? Shake it Out?
>>562681079>Preferred Position with xoguriYou don't want preferred position, because it has a 1st to 5th requirement. Go take corner recovery.
>>562681079Corner Recovery works on my machine
>>562680892taishit had the lowest WR% of all the meta ends. she barely did better than gambler, end xoguri.
>>562681005
Thinking about trainers
>>562681364Highly Sniffable Twin TailsI want to live between them
>>562681154>because it has a 1st to 5th requirementI'm running 2 lates with her so I think I'm safe in that regard, although I can see the scenarios it doesn't proc
>>562679989Cafe's pantyhose is so fucking sexy it's driving me crazy
why does sweep tosho have her signature racewear but other unimplemented umas don't?
>>562681553cyjews know their audience.
is ballroom chiyo and ardan more gay
>>562681553i asked for it
Did literally nobody quit cause of MANT. All the clubs are pretty much full
>>562681553sweepy was meant to be a launch uma but they couldn't put her in day 1 due to legal reasons
>>562681657I quit this game every day
>>562681695They should bottle umasweat for torenas to restore their energy
>>562681657I tried to quit but my danchou said no.
>>562681553she wanted to
>>562681682sorry, that was my bad. she dropped the charges though.
I really wish we get more alts of Cafe, disappointing that her swimsuit vers. is a support card
>>562681682I can't believe Sweepy is an illegal FUCK
>>562681553>https://poal.me/8ti8c4Anyone with an SSR card got it for the Unity Cup.
>>562681657(We) had one member that straight up quit day 2 of TB. a few have decreased their play but, on average, we seem to have gotten more active.
>wants to run end closers because they'll be safe from dominators>meanwhile my end rudolf and tachyon
>>562681657Clubs doesn't kick unless a player fully quit or fully flatlines. A lot of club members are taking it easy and doing the bare minimum not to get kick.
Can you cap power with one power card on a power-growth uma? Sorry for asking again because I was thinking if it's possible to just roll 3 speed 1 power instead of 2 speed 2 power.
>>562681657MANT wouldn't cause too much of an impact to us since our start with the scenario a whole lot bettter than jp
>>562681364I want to stick my hand down that sarashi
>>562681867what is this end tachyon meme instead of end grassis it just moviefags
How do i tell my trainees that no matter how much they train and work, they won't win the next 2 CMs?
I got my trainee drunk and raped her how do I explain this to President Rudolf?
>>562681906Yes, I do that on my Fuji Kiseki runs (with power sparks).
>>562681959Tachyon is easier to train in MANT, but both have F end
>>562681657I joined late but I don't know if I would have kept playing during URA. Those runs are so boring
>>562681906Yes, but you will need power sparks and pwr bonus 1 on your card. If not, it would be very gambly.
>>562680337>>562680550You guys didn't see her face. She looked like she'd shatter like glass if I so much as raised my voice near her. She was a pretty good runner for those 3 years, not as good as my current Trainee but I didn't think she'd get fucked up in Europe like this. The moment I let her inside she walked straight to couch and lied down, didn't even ask for a blanket. Normally she'd kick me out of my bed in summer or use me as a heater during winter. but now she's sleeping on my banged up couch without saying anything?Maybe I'm just an easy guy, my current Trainee says that a lot too. But she looks so pathetic, I feel like I have to do something or she's going to jump off a bridge.I think I'll give her a second chance. Surely my current Trainee wouldn't mind and I've grown more of a Spine since I trained her. Things will work out.>>562680649I'll write a follow-up later. Need time to gather some ideas and pick out which Uma will be the currently nameless Trainee. If you want to find it in the archives I'll probably quote the original.
>>562681657we have like 2-3 permanent flatliner in the club but danchode doesn't kick them because they login daily and request shoe, getting on my nerve because we could be a S club instead of A+
>>562681657We're all unironically autistic
>>562682008you just show them a picture of you, their trainer, and they'll understand.
is it more economical to use glowsticks on arima kinen/japan cup or the TS climax?
>>562682015You make Rudolf rape you and then Groove will find a solution for both>>562682089Make it Daiwa Scarlet because of her natural obsession with being number 1 in the track and in (You)r heart
>>562682143it's the same amount of fans
>>562682028>>562682078Thank you, i'm still in the parent mines so i'll keep that in mind.
>>562682008Same thing you tell Nice Nature when you turn her into a debuffer and that she's only there to bring everyone else down.
>>562682143best glowstick usage are arima kinen and the last ts race. Only use on japan cup if you have surplus
>>562682061>the uma with mile D long B is easier to train than the uma with mile A long A>the uma with guts growth is easier to train than the uma with power growth>the uma that has no unique when run end is easier to train than the uma with a win buttonI genuinely don't get it
>>562680095Break her more by telling her what Rudolf accomplished while she was gone, and compare her to Rudolf
>>562682264>Natie, I need you to not shower for 2 weeks
>>562682015Your uma let you do it
>>562682143mandem is buying glowsticks
i'm sorry, danchud, but i simply never get offered glowsticks. i know, i know but my game must be bugged or something.
>>562682307Pace + heals > gambler
>>562682365>not buying glowsticks to increase NTR's training boostalso you owe it to danchou
>>562682089my bad, I'm a sadist
Danchou all I can do for you are G1s. Take it or leave it.
>>562682096mambro...
What the fuck kind of bad breakup did she and Rudolf have to mindbreak her so hard
>>562682470>there are anons in this general that still have agendas jam-packed with g2s and g3s instead of just their major epithet requirementsheh.
>>562681695Yeah, definitely a gorgonzola enjoyer
>>562682552bro your skill hints???
>>562682552I have a lot of g2 and g3 to remind me of some epithets, but if a training is nasty good I don't mind skipping that
I will never recover from this humiliation.
>>562679717>not encroaching shadow
>>562679497We're accelerating the meta too. You rike?
>>562681657I put the game down for a while (in that I skipped August to December because I was was too focused on other games to even think of touching this one), but I was never in a club to begin with so I haven't really harmed anyone. It helps that I'm not too worried about how I'm only playing it casually
mr. cheeseburger
The other members are *gulp* starting to noootice we also have multiple month long absenses, think this is the month I finally jump
>>562682730just join a club you fucking moron. there are ones from /uma/ that don't give two shits what you do.
>>562682729Yes because we'll eventually reach the eternal pace chaser meta
>>562682834That means I might actually reap benefits of my actions, thus I wont
I'm fond of polished nails so this is a nice touch
>>562681641Yes.
why do sometimes my MANT umas have a billion white sparks and sometimes have twois it literally just bad luck?
>someone just created an alt to MLB siriusthis is extreme commitment
>>562682838You mean the eternal 2 debuff 1 pace meta, until Cygames has to take a heavy hand by banning debuffs?
>>562682918Basashi a B+ club was recruiting a couple threads ago, maybe they're still open
The next uma posted is my wife.
>>562682918You are being silly, which is the right way to approach this silly game. Good job anon. Love your girls casually and well
>>562683030Yeah I really liked that detail as well. She also has lots of new voice lines in the lobby, some of which are really good.
>>562683052People do this for every new card, anon
>>562683052>this is extreme commitmentThat's just a script anon, he does that for every banner
>>562683052the ntrfag in my club does this for every card
>>562682809mambwos......
>>562681553Cygames couldn't sweep her race outfit under the rug.
Can I gutsmaxx XOguri this CM or is Killer Tunes too important to pass up on Condor Pasa Pwr?
Why are gyarus SO fucking hot?? I was just thinking about City with my eyes closed and got an erection wtf...
>>562683063No other doujin will top this one, if you look at the details in between the pages it just gets better. I've kept tabs on it when it was released part-by-part, shit's great.
>>562683171Gutsmaxxing is garbage.
>>562683120aren't the chances to MLB new cards with current gibs not as strong as when the game released?>>562683120>>562683142oh if there's a script that's fair i suppose
>>562683056>eternal>untilHoly Oxy-moron
>>562683171I find killer tunes too meh.I took NTR for FCM.
>>562683120What's the point of that?>>562683265But I could have 4 stats at 1k or more, how is that garbage?
>>562683321>What's the point of that?to borrow any MLB card you want?
>>562683059>>562683079There is no need to do anything other than enjoy the horse girls running, even if the one I selected comes in last by distance. For is it not enjoyment of the sport that keeps the spirit of it alive?
>>562683063it's kinda hot when they leave a lipstick mark
>>562683268You get like 300 pulls if you start now
>>562683268oops meant for anon too >>562683150
>>562683097Here you go
>>562683271You know what I mean
>>562683370>is it not enjoyment of the sport that keeps the spirit of it alive?Loser copiumWhen chips are down everyone is a metafag who wants to win
>>562683321Because otherwise the person may change the borrow card
>>562683365There is literally a search function for every trainer and their cards, finding someone with any card takes 5 seconds.
>>562683321Because 1200 Speed, Power and Wit with good skills is better than an extra Guts with shit skills
Important questions guys.Ryoko, Ayeka, Mihoshi, Washu, or Sasami?
>>562683321>What's the point of that?they just want their own MLB borrow that will never swap to something else. for the niche, non-meta cards, it eventually becomes an issue where quite literally no one but dead accounts/botted rerolls will offer the card.
>>562683451Thanks, anon. Saved.
>>562683529Eh I guess I can see it becoming an issue eventually fair enough.
>>562683523Who?
>>562683321>But I could have 4 stats at 1k or more, how is that garbage?guts cards have garbage gold skills
>>562683464If everybody tried extremely hard with the best strategies then the game would be 100% random. People who work hard should thank the less successful players on whom they are dependent, rather than insulting them.
>>562683523who?
we still make debuffers in unity/URA, right?
>>562683523Ryoko is the only real answerThe rest are bait
>>562683523I never liked the tenchi muyo girls because of their gross ears
>3 glowsticks before classic Japan Cup and Arima KinenYou're in luck Danchou
I was aiming for the little german boy Uma with my free pulls but can't complain.
>>562683464He who is strikes at the casual fan lives in fear of returning to true enjoyment
HOLY FUAAAAAAAAARK READ THIS
>>562683523
*coughs blood*My medium S...
>>562683726>UnityAbsolutely not>URANo difference
>>562683687Unless your deck is already full MLB, then you dont lose any golds by running 2 guts cards.
>>562683691Does he know
>>562683726You know you can just play MANTblazer like URA right? Do like 3 races to fill up the bar and start chasing hints.
>>562683726I don't see why not, considering it doesn't matter if they run out of gas
>>562683873>picking up guts and stamina greens instead of double-dipping on velocitiesngmi
ETSUKO YOU FICKING BITCH IT'S BEEN 20 RACES WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
>>562683843Damn, 10 Digitans?That's crazy.
>>562684030>he doesn't know
>>562684039>>562683867>>562683712>>562683652Die stupid zoomers.
>>562683431huh, i don't know why but i expected you to get 150 when you start, 300 does sound enough for 1 or even both MLB if extremely luckyty!
>>562683485Yeah, you search up the reroll accounts that have it. No one actually playing the game is rolling for them.
>>562683843The biggest news is that nobody reacted with trans flag
Agnes can't rape (me) she's not that strong. Does nothing all day but push buttons on a laptop lmao
>>562684214Consider having better taste unc
>>562684312>agnesthey're gonna jump you bro
>>562684295Oomay moosoomay .... it's healing
>>562684121>spending 400sp for 1.5L on groundwork and triggers that may just get pdm'd anywayngmi, again
I just want you guys to know that I truly do love Digitan.
>>562683843this is my favorite schizo poster, he just post this discord shit and walks away
I got an event based fast learner and I've had the worst MANT run in a whileFast learner is a curse
>>562684340Okay you disgusting zoomer. Then for you,Rias, Akeno, Asia, or Koneko?
love her
>>562684364>theyI'm not scared of pronoun freaks either.
>>562684506Unc...
>>562684506Koneko for sure.
>>562684493pre-debut charming.fast-learner event.acupuncturist success.amazing first summer.run enders.
>>562684506Ojii...
>>562684506Seriously consider having better taste unc
>>562684312even the weakest of umas can overpower any ningen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOyY8Tzya8k>this was 9 years ago alreadytime flies
Very funny, yeppers. I'm sure you'll complete your event chain now.
>>562684567>https://poal.me/8ti8c4 stratDid someone say cheese
I'm too old for his general.
>free 40 clocksMe dropping the game is inevitable when my clock runs out, but this slows it down for a day or two
>>562684581>>562684650Huh? Boomer anime is stuff like Urusei Yatsura and Kimagure Orange Road...High School DxD and Oreimo are still pretty new...
>>562684685>subway surfer umamusumecrazy times
>>562684739But the poll we did last time showed that this was an unc general
>>562684567>the glowie is here
>>562684691IS YEPPERS, SEXUAL
>>562684813Urusei Yatsura is zoomer now.
>>562684739/uma/ had a survey regarding age like three days ago. the results state that the average /uma/ poster is a 30-something male and balding.
>>562684849>cozy memories of wankWhat do you think?
>>562684880no zoomer watched that crappy remake bro
manhattan pizza
>>562684847Rude...
>>562684813unc... zoomies doesn't even know who Haruhi is
>>562684847I forgot about that. Thanks for the reminder
>>562684926that she needs to be breeded
>>562672454If anyone out there still needs a club to join then come join B+ club Basashi, we got 2 open slots left.We are a chill club with no quota. As long as you don't flatline or disappear without giving notice, then you're good.Send a join request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your description or reply to this post with your friend ID and I'll send you an invite.
>>562684936>he doesn't know
>>562684214>WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ROMCOM HAREM ANIME #342458764567
>>562684954>he skipped endless 8You didn't watch it.
>>562684813Anything older than MHA is considered boomer anime
>>562685006Dunno what
>>562684894>baldingPathetic
here's a better one, asuka or rei?
My favorite chinese cartoon is bleach
What tomcoms are even popular with zoomers these days.
>>562685142dasuka
>>562685142unc...
Since CM12 is a bust what is the CM13 meta?
>>562685214the same as CM12
>>562685116Don't say that
>>562685095we have an actual glowieanon that's a shakurfag, no idea where he is rn tho since its been months they made their presence known
>>562685092Lmao what an oldfagAnything older than Chainsawman is ancient>>562685165It's not even fun to ask because all the answers to who is Bleach's best girl are wrong>>562685180Do they even watch them?Aren't they too gigi ahh kirkenuily epstein coded and problematic media not for children?
>>562685142Don't bring this dogshit here you goddamn ape it's asuka
>>562685214CM13 is genuinely oshi gaming, the usual suspects are always gonna be strong but nobody is a free win like xoguri in 12. all styles are viable.
>>562685142Who is the Rei of Uma?
>>562685142Asuka is clearly best girl.
>>562685142Mari.
>>562685142Kaworu
>>562685142Unc you have to let it go. No one knows or care about that choice anymore..
>>562684894Im 43...
>>562685142asuka
Is there no college or university in the uma verse?
>>562685142The definitive series is not out yet unc
>>562685289Oguri and Fronts will be even stronger because Redshift works. I don't know why you think it's gonna be an oshi CM
>>562682089>Need time to gather some ideas and pick out which Uma will be the currently nameless Trainee.What kind of dynamic do you want between Sirius and the trainee?>>562685142Rei
Admire Vega or Narita Top Road? If you say Opera I rape you
>>562684813>>562685092>>562685267wym there are other animes besides Demon Slayer?
>>562685295Ayabe
>>562685423both of them are boring
>>562685267>Bleach's best girlthe quincy that got turned into a zombie
FUICKING ZOOMIES GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GENERAL.
>>562685423ayabe's sister
>>562685364There's no need for that since they all become my housewives after graduating.
>>562685423ayabe too gloomyNTR too dullI pick dodo
>>562685295
>>562685423Agnes Digital.
>>562685214The same except lates are even weaker
>>562685430>first Demon Slayer episode was 7 years ago
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oisugoodbye mom!
>>562685384Every CM is an oshi CM. Stop destroying your life and dignity for 500 carats a month.
>>562685483WOWIE ZOWIE IT'S THE UMA WITH THE TRANNY COLORS LITERALLY (ME)
>>562685423Probably NTR though Ayabe is almost as ugly as her. Opera is more mid tier on the ugly list.
>>562677251Best umas
>>562685423rape is bad anon
>>562685289I know Red Shift works but is it the best Unique for Paces this time around? Does SfV work? Unrestrained? Spurt? How much higher are the stam requirements?
>>562685483nyo
>>562678093Saving for Ines Fujin and Cheer Kingu.
>>562685663Trainers have no rights, therefore rape is just a consensual snuggle struggle
>>562685384It's always a good CM when OG Maru is meta
>>562685643My oshi isn't out yet though Cheval Grand
>>562685423Ayabe, but I really like NTR as well.
>>562685423I didn't care about Ayabe until her release. The propaganda and fanarts from X got me
what did she mean by this
been a long, long time since I got distance aptitude SI don't think even one in my past 30 runs had NO native rainbows on both summers, either. So of course both happened on the same run for aries. cool. Genuinely soulcrushing.
>>562684214Usually it's on /vr/ that I get called a zoomer by people young enough to be my children. Strange to have it happen here
>>562685247OhI already knew that
I love when the game makes you burn 5 clocks on one race to secure an epithet and the uma that keeps beating you has 200 in all stats
>>562685886Boyumanko
>>562685423so re wa
>>562685423I do like TopRo a bit mo- OPERA, I REALLY REALLY LIKE TM OPERA O
Ayabe looks like she'd be mad frustrated sexually
>>562685423Admire Vagina
>>562682492this is about rice
is radiant star good for team trials
>>562685423Iinchou, no contest
>>562686081Yes, because it's a gold skill with no requirements.
>>562686081no better or worse than any other guaranteed gold except that it's expensive as balls
>medium S>sirius and NN event chain don't finishI"M FUCKING SLOWLY GOING INSANE FUCKING NIGGER PIECE OF SHIT CYNIGGER
First vacation this year with Wife Nature.
>>562686163Natie's event chain hasn't finished in my last 4 runs. TopRo finishes every run, without exception, but Natie stops at 2, everytime.
Oguri Cap as in peak
>>562686186Have fun!
>>562686163Neicha never finishes her event for me
>>562686163>he doesn't have OYL and/or FTB build into his uma's kitngmi
>>562684813For me it's Akeno and Roastweisse. They make my dick so hard.
Retard here but outside of specific skill spark isn't gutmaxxing the best option for parent run?
sweepy bros why does this feel like the viramate thing where everyone in the general uses it then gets banned
>>562686331Anon I'm sure you don't need 3* guts.
>>562686186cute
>>562685423Opera no contest
>>562686361this is a cope, a delusion conjure up by schizo. Toraina x Shakur aren't real
>>562685415I'm kind of spoiled for choice and can't decide on one.>Want someone who'd support it on the outside but try to plot and manipulate things behind your back to get Sirius to leave meangirl style. Keeps the Trainer in the dark and leaves Sirius isolated since she doesn't have enough of a spine to talk to torena about it.>Want someone who'd motivate Punished Sirius to get her shit together by being such a brat that the trauma wears off eventually but you get to showcase how much abuse Sirius will tolerate now as a wall flower.>Kind of also want it to just be a Uma with 0 agenda and just doesn't want her Torena to he saddled with baggage since she's a good girl. Someone who so effortlessly mogs Sirius that she becomes even more self-conscious I'll figure out what route let's me showcase the moe of the before and after properly.
>>562686331the only purpose of parent runs is to buy skills and you're choosing the build that gives the least skill points
>>562685423
>>562686331if you can reliably hit high stats on more stats to ensure better blue spark output, suregutsmaxxing for me was best for parenting even before MANT because I could get 600 across the board
Is jungle pocket in the game?
>>562686563She's quite far off
>>562686563Not for quite some time.
>>562686413yeah but you easily hit 1101 spd and pwr too it a 1/5 dice roll for those stat anyway gutmaxx just make sure your uma don't keel over and die during parent run
>godawful summer turn>whistle>4 rainbows (5 if I'd been luckier with bond)huh
https://poal.me/pr799hhttps://poal.me/pr799hhttps://poal.me/pr799h
Man if you uma waifu is a middle or long racer, I'm so sorry for you, cygays loves to drop stronger umas for those distances like candy
>>562686563THE STRONGEST>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST>THE STRONGESTTHE STRONGEST>THE STRONGEST
>>562686671MILE MASTERS WE CAN'T STOP WINNING
room doko?
>>562686464Okay shakur, now stop bitting your trainer
>3* speed 6* stamGood enough I guess. I was just doing a fan run anyway
>>562686671Golshi game forever
>>562686680Visually, yes
>>562686806why does she look so sad
>>562686789Yeah, forever*...*Until the release of L'arc aka the last time Gold Ship remains relevant
>>562686806I will always run her in my CM teams when she's out.
>>562686924Aibou didn't say anything about the new swimsuit
>white spark count explodes at S+>can't consistently reach S+fuck my stupid LIFE
>>562686976okay metafaggot
i like how pocket gets mindbroken by guts tachyon
>>562687084No, I am an oshi gamer...
Forgive me for the imperfect loop because of Fuji's tail but I've been fiddling with the trimmer for several minutes
>>562687084Jungle Pocket isn't actually that good and falls off fast with her only use being her inherit.
>>562687073Feels bad.
jong room wheeeeeenIt's been 19999999 years since the last time
>>562686671It's ok my oshi sucks everywhere
>>562687342>he didn't join umahjong
>You'll never get good wit trainings>You'll never get Medium S>You'll never get Killer Tunes>You'll never be happy>You'll never have a girlfriend>You'll never get laid>You'll never be successfulfuck my chud life
Take it or do Osaka Hai? I have a cupcake and extra 60% megaphone to boost it more.
Someone give me money for carots
>>562687504Ace run? Osaka hai
>>562687504>500 witI'd do Osaka Hai
>>562686464Proof?
>>562687504what part of "don't skip crown G1s" is so unclear
>>562686481What about Nice Nature? While her record was initially spotty she’s gotten several wins throughout the two years so far and gained more confidence, and would have some issues with Sirius back into the picture but knows how much loss can damage one’s self confidence, so she’d try to light a fire under her ass. Not a brat per se, but if that’s who you need, Teio is there
before i head to bed, i just want to speak directly to intern #3 that got stuck with the night-shift:*AHEM*if cyjews don't kill every one of these clankers soon then i'm going to throw the biggest melty they've seen since 1945. praise be to allah.
This is the first story event that I skipped reading to the end and just get the card
SHE KEEPS SPOOKING ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>562687084Pokke got giga powercrept by Loves Only You
How does Oguri keep appearing in things before cingray? Aren't the dates off?
>>562687438I CANT I've already been in an /uma/ club for a long time
t-thanks
>>562687716Sususuka game.
>>562687278Looks good, nice one.
>>562687550>>562687578>>562687584Thanks. It came back the next turn but I had to take an even bigger speed training
>>562687747don't think too much about the timeline
>event is called straight line>everyone acts gay as fuckExplain
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna think.
>>562687892Don't
>>562687847They’re mutually practicing to pull those moves on their trainer. Rudolf canonically dances with her trainer on the roof so really, who else is doing that shit? It’s all a conspiracy man
>>562687892bad decision
>>562687892JORDAN NO
>>562687892Do not.
>>562680095Anon gets it. This is what KWABOLI is made for.
>>562687892His brain cells are racing through his head for higher level thinking. It’s just like a mental DAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHBYYYY UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH HES SO SMART
>>562687892That's a dangerous game.
>>562687308>>562687726>b-but in the futureokay metafaggot, she will be a meta pick for a long time before she is power crept
just when I think I'm out, they pull me right back inbut no medium S so I'm still out
>>562688076GLYCOGEN-SAN ARIGADOUUUU
>>562687438I quit uma, but I stay for the shitpost. I'll join with a dead account if that gets me jong
Don't worry event skippers, I screenshotted this Nishino Flower just for you
>>562687639I'll add it to my considerations. Thanks
>>562688185WHAT THE FUCK YUO SCARED ME. SPOILER THAT
>>562688185no, nishino! not again!
>>562688116do it
>>562686976
>>562688272>>562688116I had 5 charms that I just used turn after turnMANT is pretty fun sometimes
>>562688224I don't like this bit
>>562688224Rathattan Cafe
are double circle straightaways/corners good for aces, or does it have diminishing returns?
>>562687763We don't actually play jong. We just pretend we do.
I keep getting like 1050 power and wit on my Grass Wonder with 9* power and stamina sparks.I'm sure if I dropped Yeppers for a second power card I could probably cap it and even drop my stamina sparks but I really wanna highroll with NSM. Also I didn't know NTR was this busted of a card, she gives a crap ton of speed even outside of summer.
>>562688235Okay, sorry anonchama
>>562688224
I love Fuji. Spoiler for new Fuji outfit event.
Doto...
>>562688473So you're hiding the jong games from me, then. I see how it is, uh huh.
>>562688676>Hawawawaa! I deleted system32 by accident and now it won't start!
>>562688676Doesn’t Doto bully Shakur?
>>562688760Doto would accidentally do this
Are there real horses in this universe?
>>562688865No.
>>562688728>nice nature when she realizes her rape attempt got her pregnant
I think Sirius rainbows are my new favourite rainbowsbecause they happen even less than Finemo and you know she's cheating on your efficiency
>>562689041>>562689041>>562689041
>>562688852>>562688852>>562688852made this one 2 minutes earlier
>>562689170nobody cares
>>562689170Cute, but you got beat.
>>562689463it's all good, I am still eating my food, and already got 2 threads with puppets, shame we will not see the Doto one
>>562689623If you use jiggies to show off your cute JP-only character image sets, no one will complain about them at all
>>562672957This is the longest jiggie ever
