Moonwhisper Elekk Edition>Released ServersTurtle WoW - https://turtlecraft.gg (Vanilla+)Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en (BBC+, Classless, Reborn Classic+, Custom Classes/CoA, Epoch)Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (TBC, WOTLK, MoP)Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (WoD on Legion client, Legion content coming soon)Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive)Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)>Active GuildsType /who g-"Guild Name" to see who's online, then whisper anyone for an invite. If you search Evil, sort by "Guild" (not "Zone") to filter the list.<Branded> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire realm, crossfaction, raids at 20:00 server time<Evil> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire realm, crossfaction, raids at 18:00 server time<gulag> - Tauri, Evermoon realm, Alliance>BBC+https://github.com/ascensionhandynotespoi/HandyNotes_Ascension_POIhttps://bronzebeardmaps.pages.dev/>TurtleAll Turtle addons (copy & paste github links on the launcher) - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddonsMisc - https://database.turtlecraft.gg | https://talents.turtlecraft.gg | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtletimers.com>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creationshttps://pastebin.com/9C4nXnUC>Previous Thread>>562556108
>>562676912Why did you remove <Full Moon Company>?
>>562677006shut the fuck up
>>562676912>elekkow’s WSG queue hits 20 minutes.webm
So with Turtle WoW getting a 20 dollar a month subscription for Blizzard.Where are we moving?
>>562677443kronos 5 is happening any day now for the FRESH NILLA experience.
Wood Elves > Cringe bimbofied Night Elves
Elafi bratty instant_loss fucked_into_submission reverse_doggystyle
why is riding so expensive
>>562678486Poor people walkjust like irl
captain's logthe talent calculator has been down for weeksunsure of how much more I can take
What rank do I need for the pre-bis PVP set at 60? i got rank 4 recently but that took me 300 hundred pvp kills.
>>56267961413
>>562679614>T1 rare PvP setCosts a total of 24,000 honor to get the full set (about 1 week of grinding).Unlocked between ranks 6 and 8.Great pre-raid items.>T2 epic PvP setCosts a total of 120,000 honor (around 6 weeks of grinding).Unlocked between ranks 9 and 11.Near T2 (Blackwing Lair) PvE power levelYou need to buy the T1 gear to upgrade to T2 gear.>T3 epic PvP setCosts a total of 376,000 honor (around 18 weeks of grinding).Unlocked between ranks 12 and 14.Near T3 (Naxxramas) PvE power levelYou need to buy the T2 gear to upgrade to T3 gear.Not available on Ambershire yet.>T2 epic weaponsUnlocked at rank 6.Cost 14k–18k honor.Between T1 PvE power level and T2>T3 epic weaponsUnlocked at rank 14.Cost 44k–48k honor.Same as the old rank 14 epic weapons.Not available on Ambershire yet.You need to buy the T2 version to upgrade.You can check them out there https://mrdobby92.github.io/TurtleAtlasLootWeb/pvp , best way to grind honor is playing Arathi Basin when its AB Day
>>562680256Thank you anon.>>562680046Gave me a heart attack.
ITS HAPPENING
>>562678874https://www.talent-builder.dev/collections/1.18.1/warrior
>>562676912>the op image isn't even from the gameWhy? This sucks.
>>562683841what are you talking about bro that's in game footage from the new zone
>>562684059No it isn't.
https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.cacd.985127/gov.uscourts.cacd.985127.54.1.pdf>Over the past several weeks, Blizzard has been engaged in ongoing settlement negotiations with several of the Defendants and with certain third parties involved in the operation of Turtle WoW.>The parties believe that they have reached a settlement in principle and are in the process of finalizing the documentation concerning this settlement.>The parties hope that a settlement agreement will be finalized and executed within the next 14 days, but their negotiations are not yet concludedTurtle Wow has two more weeks to live.
Rasknitt seething that his tranny pajeet ass has had to go 2 threads in a row without shitting up the OP
>>562685061Proof?
>>562684426do you even play this game???
>>562685061Retards think this means a blizzard owned turtle wow
>>562684426It's from new zone in UE5 client.
Bro how the fuck are you supposed to have fun playing mage when you go oom all the fucking time
>Active Guilds><gulag>lmao
>>562685970You wait until you're sixty where you can downrank or reroll to warrior, not rogue, just warrior, you may think rogue is fine but then you realize you have to wait for CDs for rogue to be fun.
>>562685249Send me a picture of you're toon so I can make an image of you sleeping peacefully
>>562687585wipe the cum out of your mouth before sleeping slut
>>562687585sorry I glazed her lips right before I took this picture
>>562682398Jesus Christ, this tree is ass. Is this from turtle? I'm glad I never wasted my time on that shit.
>>562689802But all warrior specs are good
>>562685537Post one of the wolf knotting her.
>>562690223All three of those talent trees are garbage. If warrior is still playable despite that, it's just depressing.
>>562690429Warrior is still playable. Still one of the most popular classes.
I'm using this for PvP since they killed dissolvent poison. Forced to go for the classic backstab build, but been thinking of losing lethality for improved kick. Or just switching entirely to swords.
>>562687585there's a gnome hiding under the blanket btwbetween her bazoongas
>>562690429All warrior DPS specs are S or A tier at all times, Tank is not the best but it's still a solid B tier simply because bear and paladin are too powecrept, not because warrior tank is somehow wrong or bad
I don't get xp from bgs I think it's because I have the crafting challenge. I am literally the only person with the challenge playing bgs. Am I the weirdo?
>>562683841OP was made by some unfunny faggotAt least it wasn’t made by the slopfag
>>562692034Meds.
>>562693320which of his statements do you believe to be delusional and warrant medication to treat
>>562693552One or the other.
>>562692034I prefer the AI slop to this trash OP.
I don’t get the joke. It’s an elephant kicking a honeybadger. How does that relate to Wow private servers?
you ever read a post so disgustingly indian you don't even want to reply to it calling it indian and just pray for nukes to be dropped on india
why stupid white people like video stupid animals so muchelephant stomped on my grandfathers leg if it happened to you you wouldn't want to see them
>>562697329I think the joke is the elephant is a rogue and he used kick on the badger to interrupt his spellcasting
You grandfather was a stupid bitch bastard brahmin and deserved to get punished by Ganesha.
Anon, have you ever considered why humans wish to raid? Humans raid hoping to conquer their anxieties and fear, and attain peace of mind. Seeking thread cred, controlling others, and acquiring loot are all done to achieve peace of mind. ERP and friendships are also pursued as means of attaining peace of mind. When anons say they wish to help others, or that a thing is done for love or justice...it's all merely to give themselves peace of mind. To achieve peace of mind is the goal of all mankind. Now, given that, what anxiety could you possibly feel towards raiding with me? Any other peace of mind would come easily if you do. Doesn't not raiding with me, even knowing that it may cause you to be gkicked, bring you anxiety? You are a very capable raider. It's a waste to lootban you. Why not cut ties with <Evil> and the others, and raid with me for eternity? I can promise you peace of mind for eternity.
>>562702820Not reading any of this shit
>>562702431Elephants can’t be Rogues. They aren’t stealthy.
i was briefly unbanned with both my accounts, logged in my main from my pc and got banned again. i can log in my alt just fine now from my old laptop lol having 8 fps in org>cant message any gm in dsicord>they locked my 3rd forum post>they ignore my forum dms>they don't answer via support email>GMs can't help me when I'm logged in with my altbros, could it be that twow doesn't like me? it's been a week now
>>562704454im sure they have more pressing matters right now, anon. the server really is dead in two weeks, one way or another.
Rasknitt should post more titty slop
Rasknitt should post more butt
where nordanaar
>>562687585Sorry for the 'screen captured'. It always does that xdDo you guys recommend play on Ambershire or Bronzebeard?
>>562707756Most anons play on Ambershire at the moment. It's a lot of fun.
>>562687585Show rutt.
I swear this time im going to level without spamming dungeons 24/7.Time to check out Stonetalon.>>562687585I will rate You.
>>562685970You stack spellpower and kill enemies in 4 hits so you don't go oomI got 60 spellpower at level 30 I will have 80 at 35
>helftroon is the Rasknitt hater
>>562708473nonny...
>play warrior tank>halfway through the dungeon>helf paladin healer suddenly puts on RF and starts ripping aggro, pulling like 20 mobs, blowing them up with her golden fart, while not even taking any damage>too afraid to say anything, we're in too deep>last boss>do my best to keep aggro, spam taunt>don't get any heals>die>paladin just soloes it>no rez>my mail chest piece drops>she needs>she wins the roll>she /points and /laughs at my corpse>hearthstones out
Ambershire will be shut down tomorrow, citing a backend problem. Tel-Abim is next. Then the website will stop working.
>>562709114/idps DPS rotation for both single target and multi target/idpsfocus Single target DPS rotation/icleave Multi target DPS rotation/itank Single target threat rotation/ihodor Multi target threat rotation/ichase Stick to your target with Charge, Intercept, Hamstring/ikick Kick with Pummel or Shield Bash/ifeardance Use Berserker Rage if available/itaunt Taunt or Mocking Blow if the target is not under another taunt effect/ishoot Shoot with bow, crossbow, gun or throw
but im a warrior that doesnt use any macros or addons
>>562709705
>>562706679nordie died
>>562709705>intentionally playing worse and gimping yourself on purpose
>>562709203Stop.
>been trying the official MoP Classic for about a weekThe MoP private server that I played like 3 years ago with maybe 000 players unironically felt 10x more active and had way shorter queues. Think it was Mistblade? Does that still exist?
>>562710724Mistblade is still around but pretty dead, the devs released Shei Lun as it's successor which gets around a 1k pop during prime time.
The worst part about playing alliance is not being able to kill gnomes.
Gonna make a Gnome (Male).What should I name him?
I STILL CAN'T LOG INTO NORDANAARWHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ONFUCK YOU FUCKING FRESHFAGSFUCK BLIZZARD
>>562712049Kickme
>>562712049Bob
>>562712049Kissme
>>562712049Tyrone
>>562712049Gnigger
>>562685061Rip in piss Troontlewow
Soon turtle fags will pay 20$/month subscription to play the game LOL
>blizzjeet is having another meltdownQuite sad
>>562712049babygoku
It happened again... Just now, it felt as though someone was watching me again. Is it <Khazar Milkers>'s descendants, after all? This thread must be sending out some kind of soul signal to its descendants. Very well. This might be called fate... a fate I must be rid of, a guild I must erase. I have already made my move.
Akalix has agreed to hand over the keys to Blizzard in order to save his own ass. Blizzard won.See you faggots on WoW Classic+ in ten years.
>>562677523>Kronos servers>Trees break LoS>mfwIs it so difficult to make a blizzlike server?Also I never hear Ashen-WoW mentioned here and I dont know why because it works pretty well
What is the most realistic outcome of this settlement? Shenna gives all earnings to Blizzard in exchange of keeping the server up?
>>562714656Formal loisence with a flat yearly fee and % of earnings to blizzard for turtle.Stamp of approval from blizzard = wowhead "turtle" archive, lift of ban from wowreddit, coverage by blizzard asslicker crowd all that stuff.Blizzard were dropping hints about "Classic+" stuff, so this is presumably what they were talking about.That should result in a significant boost to player numbers and whatever.For us already playing it should result in the possibility of using a more modern client for Turtle at some point.It's completely unclear what this would mean cost-wise for players though, it's possible they add some montly fee at some point to finance this.
>>562714656>>562714954Isn’t that unprecedented though
>>562715219Hence it won't happen
>>562714656>realisticblizzard rejects turtle's attempts at settling and proceeds with the lawsuit
It’s unpresidented you fourth world pajeet
>>562715219Turtle is also unprecedented. Nostalrius was just a fucking 1.12 server rip, no work done at all by the owners, just straight up piracy.Turtle has added so much stuff to the server at this point half the dungeons are custom made, there are 4 new raids almost a dozen new zones.Nothing like Turtle wow has ever existed in the private server space.
>>562714656Server shut downs, blizzard drop case, no one in turtle goes to jail or gets sued.Then maybe if they're lucky blizzard hire some of the turtle people to work on classic + turtle edition just like they did with the nost devs... oh wait.
>>562715353"Unpresidented" is what orange Gorbachev will be after he and Bibi surrender to Iran, lardass.
>>562714656Kronos becomes a refugee server like it did a decade ago when Nostalrius shut down. People will quickly realize Kronos is still dogshit and will beg for a half-decent server to release. In steps a new actor to save us by offering pristine Blizz-quality for free. Turns out it's actually just Shenna (again), and she'll run off with all the money she made (again).Time is a flat circle.
>>562714656>>562714954You will have to pay a monthly sub fee to BlizzardEnjoy giy.
>>562715437>Nothing like Turtle wow has ever existed in the private server space.What about Ascension
>>562715915Ascension sucks though.
>>562715951I like it sometimes... it's fun to do ironman+nightmare+1x exp runs on...
>>562715915honestly i think bronzebeard has better zones than twow and epoch.
>>562715703The main issue is vanilla, not kronos if we have to be honest, there's no way turtle players wake up one day and feel like playing vanilla-
>>562715915Ascension is fine but it doesn't appeal to vanilla players, even Bronzebeard missed the mark by far.
>>562716459Yeah, I know. As much as I like vanilla I don't think most players are going to want it back. I just miss the old days.
>>562715437>just straight up piracy.>Turtle has added so much stuff to the server at this point half the dungeons are custom made,lil bro, ripping off blizzard's ip is piracythey never had permission to steal karazhan crypts or stormwind vaults or gilneas
>>562716703um actually turtle did kara crypts first and blizz stole it from turtle for soddy
>>562716703Turtles own works within blizzards intertextual universe carry their own creative value,Their takes on mythical places like Gilneas or Krazhan expands our knowlege of azeroth as a whole. In the communication between the players experience of the TBC raid and KZ 10/40, a new experience of Medivs fortress is created by the player.This is achieved by Turtles meticulous attention to detal and their proficiency at writing their content into the literary and gameplay universe which Blizzard started.Just because you're retarded doesn't mean blizzard can't see the value displayed here.
>>562716967>knowlege>Krazhan>detaloh my god stfu
>>562717234le minor spelling mistake invalidates his argument ecks dee
Another day of retards seething about Twow.
>>562677875If her husband gets lost in the forest, he's single to me. What's Louise gon' do? Ask the fay enchantress to betray her own?
>>562717675Are you ready to pay your monthly sub to play T-WoW with black high elves?
Is twow going to die soon?
>>562717675blizzjeets are not people sadly
>>562717360It's all spergin english-major not a argument type stuff about "expanding our knowledge of experiences" though ;^pBut to be fair the spelling errors just improves on the bait.
>>562717803Yes, Shenna grew tired of anon's badvibes.
>>562717803Yes, Twow has been shutting down for 3,000 times every two weeks according to /wpsg/
>be blizzjeet>do nothing with your ip>add gay centaurs, trans dragons, black stormwind npcs instead>remove female paintings with fruits, remove original dev npcs with literal who women, remove /joke and /flirt lines, remove /whistle>somebody else shows up and makes a better classic+ wow than you could ever do>"OY VEY STOP STEALING MY IP!!!"
>>562677875Honestly basedAnd while we're at it, Kelethin > Darnassus
>>562717738You will never be Rasknitt Elaynna stop trying to copy our queen
>>562718132anon...
>>562718132Even Erud was better than Darnassus
>>562718172Just made a warhammer fantasy joke.
>>562718279I like you more than Rasknitt, Ela...
>>562718172Elaynna is the original queen thougheverbeit
>>562717974>do nothing with your ipThey make new content more frequently than Turtle Wow. But even if they did nothing with it, it is still their IP.
>rasknitt starts posting ai slop>people like it>elaynna start posting ai slopWhy can't Elaynna do something original?
This is why talking to you guys about legal matters is a waste of time. you guys make arguments that wouldn't stand 2 seconds in court and ultimately really misunderstand blizzard.
it's still Blizzard's IPwho do you think owns the rights to the name Karazhan or Medivh?>b-but the custom content80% of it is total slavjank garbage.Only the most recent stuff had any effort put into it.
in the court they will have specialized judges judging the quality of the new custom content and they will decide whether wow will be shennas ip or stay with blizzard
>>562720190blizzard doesn't want your shit content vladimir
>>562720190blizzard wants shennas IP so badly, but know the blowback would be awful so instead they'll just steal shennas IP from her so she cant keep making it.
>>562720190chat is this true
That's so funny Error 10x073: You have exceeded your monthly Discord API token allowance. Please upgrade to a higher tier or reduce your usage for the upcoming pay period.If you are not the API owner and are seeing this message: please contact the API owner Burgor (bowserfart#5021) and inform him or her of exceeded monthly uses for API key d7f00b48ca7e55cdc. Thank you.
blizzshit bootlicking defense force getting really desperate
>>562721632That's so funny RoboBurgor
You guys do know that burgor was depressed right? I get that some of you don't understand what it's like to be depressed. But when someone is feeling sad, they might lash out at people and say words they don't actually mean.Maybe it's time to move on and leave him alone?He hasn't been in these threads for years. He has moved on, now it's time for (You) to move on as well.
>>562721632RoboBurgor…
>>562722432That's cool and all but you do remember how Burgor made FMC dissolve after having sex with the GM and every single officer and getting all k40 loot reserved to him for 2 months straight? And no one said anything about this because theyd get gkicked if they did???
>>562722884we all make mistakes sometimes, stop being stuck in the past
+50 dkp to burgor for the sloppy toppy-50 dkp to burgor for being a forced meme
>>562687585
Rasknitt is my queen(male)
if i join branded will my helf find a helf wife?
>>562724539Yes, you will find your high elf wife (male) (XY) (man pretending to be MtF)
pretending to be a mtf tranny as a straight man so i will get boosted in dungeons on my nelfie is getting tiring >_<
>154 replies>ctrl+f "jibbed for her pleasure">0 repliesthe nordschizo won
jibbed for her pleasure
Vanilla is lit.
>>562727828mental illness
>>562727828Blizzjeets are the most pathetic subhumans in existence
is it worth it trying to farm WC for venom strike for my hunter?I'm thinking it's worth it just because i'm also getting XP plus tons of early cash from all the perfect deviate scales + skinning money so i'm going home with something every run.
>>562727828This is late stage mental illness.
>>562729542You mean solo or in a group? It drops from one of the last bosses and the average group will take 1.5 to 2 hours to clear it since most people go in slightly underleved.
>>562729542It's worth it to farm for venom strike then
>>562720647That's why they asked for it.
>>562729542it may not be the fastest xp/hr option, but farming WC as a hunter sounds like a fun idea. you can fish and solo elites by the pools just outside the dungeon entrance as you wait in the queue.
>>562726932hey... stand up... you were dreaming... what's your name...?
>>562727828Oh so this is the type of retard that whines when people play humans in fantasy games.
>>562726932Why did she do it?
>>562730517Yeah that's the idea.I'm also a nelf so it feels thematically relevant, like i traveled all the way from teldrassil to kalimdore to eradicate evil nelves embarassing us.
How many times do I have to get jibbed to reach Exalted.
>>562731046you're a white boy, not a night elf. go back to skating and numetal
>>562732153got forbid a white boy catches a little Shan'do.
let me know when the server restarts?shaman leveling is kinda fun once you make it to level 44.
it's over. Blizzgawds filed the lawsuit. servers are never ever ever ever coming back. rest in piss turdle. go find a new hobby losers.
nvm we're so back.
armory doesn't display stats on items or talent builds?
>>562733728it's because HC fags got pvp flagged by the pvp event and got obliterated at the flightmaster in redrige by rogue chads. hc fag tears are the most precious
>>562719619How do you know it is them actually posting?
Only browns and asians cheat in video games with addons and macros as they lack moral fiber.
>>562733898It does not. Be social and whisper your stalking victim.
>>562735349the only one missing any fiber here is you, dietary fiber to be clear, fatso
... i-is the server stable now?can i plant my berries without being disconnected within the next 30 minutes?
>>562735729wouldnt risk it, HC fags got pvp flagged and died en masse in redridge
>>562715219everything was unprecedented at one point
>>562735885*worried laughter*
>>562735559I eat plenty of prunes...
>>562736619prunes, a warrior's food.
Fs was an erper all along
>>562736763
how join brandon.whomst do i whisper.
>>562737081anyone, /who g-"Branded"
>>562737314Not everyone have invite perms
>>562737348They really are property of Tandrok, wtf
alliance quests be like>deliver this letter half across the world>okay come back>go to the middle of Desolace, kill 500 rare elite skeletons for a 0.001% drop chance quest item>deliver it back in SW>okay now talk to this dude in Lakeshore, come back, Goldshire, come back, Ironforge, come back, Ambershire, come back, Darnassus, come back, do a /flirt and /dancespecial emote to Matthias Shaw, give 500 copper bars, 1200 Greater Healing Potions and 700 bear asses to this gnome in Gadgetzan, then give 50.000 Copper Tubes to this goblin in Winterspring>quest reward: a shitty +3 Stamina swordHorde quests be like>AYO KILL 5000 BOARS FOR ME>quest reward: Ring which gives +300 AP and 50 Stamina
>>562737879Don't forget the alliance quests to travel across the world only gives like 500 xp while the horde kill quests give 5000
>>562736763Do you really not know who Fs is?
>>562738064don't spoil
>>562737314>>562737348Raider/officer do, but I dunno how you see someone's guild rank with /who
vanilla fresh when troontle wow balance is shit
guys turtle isn't really getting shut down rightyou can't do this to me
>>562738064Is it fuutank?
>>562710724MoP Classic literally rebalanced the game on vibes. It's not actually MoP.
>>562738064>>562738119>>562738715it's Gargoththe trannies finally sissyfied him...
>>562727828>alliance trannies will do this boring shit to get a mount that looks like you got it at 40LOL
>>562738064It's Sylma.
>>562738574They are working things out with BlizzardIt's either subscription or shut down bwo...
Slutma the backstabbing whore is most likely dead from ODGood riddance
>>562738119>>562738715>>562738868>>5627392371 bait post, 4 (you)sI'm gonna be rich!
>>562738064its jib
>>562737081Whisper Aecheur for invite 9k gold in gbank
>Your hwID matched with the hwID of some hacker, probably because of old PC. Now there shouldn't be any issuesI told you I am innocent it only took 8 days, weird now I am even more than goblin green and also glow
>>562739510what game?
>>562740201Lilyi... won???
>>562740201HOLYSHIT GOB BROS WE'RE BACKGlowing Green Looking Cleanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tES3bxPvzw
>microactiblizz and turtle get to some sort of undisclosed settlements>glow in the dark (((((goblins)))))) get unbannedCoincidence? I don't think so.
>>562737879Yeah alliance kicks ass
>>562737879northwind
>>562741502>reads every line of quest textI do this.
To take screenshots without the 'Screen Captured' prompt I usually press alt tab before taking my picture, idk if theres an easier way
>>562740201Justice For Lilyi
I just press the prnt scrn button once and get a picture wothout the screen captured text, i dunno why brown ADHD people struggle to understand that you are not supposed to spam the button
>>562742781screen captured text gives it sovl don't remove it.
I just saw a post ITT saying using macros is cheating.wtf? it's literally in the main menu. that's how much of an intended mechanic it is.
>>562739510raino...
>>562743435it's a retard baiting with retarded statementsprobably the same guy who constantly screeches about turdle being p2w because of a mobile mailbox
>>562743435nobody here uses the in game macros lmfao you use addons for advanced macros that let you do 1 button rotations aka cheatingcope brownoid
if you choose not to use macros then you're actively griefing the rest of the raid
>>562744095>but everyone's doing it!HET!
>>562744001I make my own macros from the ingame menu...
>they fell for the samefag
>they glorbulated the blingo
>>562744001Every nilla rotation is 3 buttons or less with cooldowns to press all at once if something bad happens.
>>562744568meaning...you could just press the buttons without macros
>oh you don't crank your car by hand and use the key instead? CHEATER!>oh you don't milk your own cow and buy the milk at the store? CHEATER!>oh you don't shit on the street and use the toilet instead? CHEATER!calm down ranjesh
>indians out of nowhere
Who is your favorite little pumpkin, /wpsg/?
Evil needs fishermenIf you are a fisher you will be rewarded
>>562745240you know it and I know ityou're coping
>>562745240These are tasks, work, things you want done as efficiently and easily as possible because they are just chores that aren't enjoyable. WoW is a game, something you're supposed to be playing for fun. Seems you've forgotten that.
>>562746623yea taking a shit is certainly a lot of work for you you lardassnow go play your videogames without a GUI because that's cheating, textcommands only
>>562747075that wasn't clever or convincing
>>562747173what else can you expect from people who barely want to play the game they're choosing to spend time onnot the most intelligent bunch
>>562746061how much is gramble willing to pay for reaching 300 fishing?
>>562747870he will share one of his trannies for you to suck off
Overlooked...
>>562747992Can I pick which one?
Shaman theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc
Paladin theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDlroFGK5Sg
>>562748172You're not nonny!
Lonely…
>>562751589... same
>>562740267Honkai Star Rail.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smmy-QQAGE4
>priest healer spamming max rank Shadow Word: Pains and Mindflay on every mob>"uhm.. Mana.. HELLO???">Paladin tank doesn't have Seal of Wisdom on his bars, has to drink 45 seconds after every third mob>group with 5 classes who can kick, no one kicks>Mage """AoE farming""" a single mob 8 levels below him with Blizzard>Rogue's never SnS'ing>warriors stance swapping non-stop losing thousands of rage or never swapping at all and thus never using their godlike CD's>a warlock who killed himself with Life Tap. Twice.>Mage needing on BiS tank sword drop because "I'm making a spellsword build!"Turtle players are something else. Not that I'm complaining. I love a good shit show.
goblin theme songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0-JkBCAc5E
rogueshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JdK-TD7V-s
Why does the hunter 2.5 set exist?There's 2 skills in the hunters skillset which has spell damage scaling, Arcane shot and Serpent sting. Both have awful scaling becaue one is instant cast and the other is a DoT.Turtle needs to rework this garbage.
>>562729542update: i got it lol.
>>562752579>Mage """AoE farming""" a single mob 8 levels below him with BlizzardBased. Imagine not using THE signature spell of World of Warcraft.>a warlock who killed himself with Life Tap. Twice.Chad RP move, you won't get it.>Mage needing on BiS tank sword drop because "I'm making a spellsword build!"Mages are known for thinking outside the box, so that's, again, based in my books.
Ret or Prot for paladin leveling?
>>562754047>>562752579You can't kill yourself with Life Tap, it fizzles if you don't have enough health to sac.
>>562754367you can if it crits
>>562754251Ret if you're low IQ and afraid of tankingProt if you're not afraid to pull 300 mobs into your conc and go "Hmm I wonder if I can pull that other entire WPL farm field too??"
>>562752680hey! i really like this :3jamming out while eating breakfast had a pretty interesting easter night ;)
>>562755034who asked niggayou're not interesting
>>562753910Gz anon
Sylma....
Asalys...
Jib...
>>562754251Neither
[spoilerElaynna[/spoiler]
>>562756101NICE JOB RETARDGOOD FUCKING GOING YOU FUCKED IT ALL UP BECAUSE YOU'RE STUPID, YOU FUCK UP EVERYTHING BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID, JUST KILL YOURSELF, JUST FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU ARE STUPID AND NOBODY LIKES YOU FUCKING DO IT
>>562756101KEK
>>562754251just don the holy skirt anon and polish those healthbars
>>562756356No I play a male character with a penis and I will not participate in your fetish smut.
>>562756713Please please please join <Evil> Gramb- I mean we desperately need more penises in the guild we are overflowing with needy healsluts who all play priests half our raid is priests!!!
>>562755034Glad you like and that you had a good easter anon.
>>562756713in that case avoid ret if you are planning to run a lot of dungeons during your leveling
[spoilerJib[/spoiler]
>>562757251and now you're samefagging to pretend anyone gives a shit about you lmao that's so fucking sad brothis is a wow private server general not your faggot diary no one gives a shit about you
>>562756958>be melee dps>healers fight to top me off as soon as I take a little damage>ranged dps keep dying and crying in chatwhat's their deal?
>>562757842Be nice, some people have zero friends or family and so we're the only people they can talk to.
>>562755281good, lets keep you thinking that. >>562757251tyty<3hope you had a good day/night as well.
Guys do PVP i just found this vendor randomly in Orgrimmar.
>>562758742Those aren't from turtle and are from 2004, it's low rank stuff that can be great for leveling + The PvP trinket
>>562759059whoa wow is amazing man, im still discovering things about this great game.
>>562758742>>562759230wow that's amazing friend, great find!here are a few more tips:- killing green level boars is easier than yellow level boars and you still get exp!- doing quests rewards you with money that you can use to train more powerful spells!- you can drink and eat to restore mana and hp at the same time!
>>562759546Thanks loading screen!
>>562759546haha thank you friend.
>>562758742Nice find. Don’t sleep on that Insignia, it’s a BiS trinket!
>>562714526>it works pretty welldoes it?
>>562759546>- you can drink and eat to restore mana and hp at the same time!no wayis this true
>>562760038omg.....................
>>562760038yeah i do it all the time irl so why wouldn't it work in a game?
>>562760159bro what?
>>562760239now you might think>wow this dude is bullshitting you can't drink and eat at the same timeand yes you are correct UNLESS you just dip your burger and fries in the coke soaking it all up in the buns then you are eating and drinking at the same time
I can eat, drink, raid in WoW and take a shit at the same time.
I can have sex with my 15 year old girlfriend and offtank a Garr add at the same time.
yea but can you suck dick, heal and take it in the ass at the same time?
>>562760560Belwynn...>>562760669Flag...>>562760708Seralys...
I've been using the same weapon for 15+ levels now. Should I buy one off the AH or something?
>>562752579>>562759546mindbroken boomer unc being mad new people are discovering his 30 year old MMO
>>562760451You're a genius bro.
>>562761036>vgh what do you mean i can't use the horsie to attack diagonally in chess i am just learning the game unc calm down
>>562761032what class?
>>562761152i know that's why i main arcane mage after all
>>562761282Shaman.
Paladins on twow are more fun than they ever were in any version of retail WoW ever.
I've been relentlessly shitposting and samefagging with multiple IPs for the past 2 weeks I need to stop please namedrop me so I can finally leave this thread forever.
>they don't know I started wow just few years ago with turtle wow>I didn't do majority of dungeons and raids>I don't know shit about the game and still discovering it>despite all that I'm still posting hereabsolutely devilish
>>562762232basedkeep having fun anon, you never get to experience that sense of discovery a second time
Aecheur whispered to me asking what the difference between Greed and Need was during today's raid
>>562766048Sulfuras just dropped Need it or Greed it???!
>>562766048unironically when i first started playing this game i needed on everything because greed is a word with bad connotations
>>562766825Smartest hunter.
>>562767014i was a priest and needed on the two handed mace from deadmines and some guy lost his shit and i got really embarrassed
>>562766825Same and i got kicked out of the dungeon by a Palatroon
Man shaman is really fun to play past level 45.
>saw a lock named Johnfearlol
>>562766825I need a blue mace from a rogue as a level 20 and told him i wanted to dual wield. felt really bad when the group told that was impossible and gave him 50 silver.
>>562746061
>>562770524Sylma...
>>562766825First time I ever ran a dungeon I hit need because I thought the die icon meant I would roll for it and the gold icon for greed meant I'd buy it or something.
>>562770524Playing that ass like a bongo.
no thoughts going on in hereOOC: who is sylma?
is evil as bad as this or worse?considering converting.
>>562773213look at my gl dawg we're never clearing naxx
>>562773213What are they talking about here?
For as long as I can remember, I've done everything in my power to rais productively, that allows me to pursue a lasting inner peace. This may be a foreign concept, but I choose not to concern myself with DKP or loyalty, life's troubles, or officers who bring sleepless nights. That is how I cope with this backwards server we find ourselves playing. It's what brings me happiness in a world fraught with hardship and misery. Of course, if I were ever to engage in ninjalooting, I would get the item without question. In other words, Anon, you are an irksome troublemaker who stands to hinder my raids. You, boy, are the enemy.
>>562773535how long they've been caged.
>>562773606That's gross. Why would you share that here?
>>562770524>>562772530https://turtlecraft.gg/armory/Ambershire/Rasknitt>Fishing 1
>>562773213Branded is an erp guild, they're on >>>/trash/heals OP
>>562773213pretty sure <evil> is identical to this
>>562773868I didn't say I was good at fishing
>>562773213evil is this bad but talking about racial minorities and other oppressed groupsI had to leave because of the amount of racism and anti-semitism
I think it may be over for me bros, wish you all luck with the raids to come.
>>562773923They're not an 'Erotic Roleplay' guild, they're actually a forced chastity guild
Why are shamans such bullshit in PVP?
>>562770524
>>562774192how much fish she ate
>>562773213Femboywife raids with <Evil>
>>562774023woah that sounds way better guess I'm joining evil
>>562774337This never happened
>>562774337This happened
>>562773213No wonder they can't fill their raids and have to play with randoms pugs. I wouldn't want to play with these creeps either.
>>562774103>forced chastity guildyeah its fucking hot!>>562774337i have an alt in evil, yes :)i am only level 33
>>562774515What is your name in <Evil>? I wonder who this could be.
>>562761032If melee then yes.
>>562774023Nice try aecheur but i'm still not joining evil
How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>562773213wish they'd at least do in character ERP.this isn't even ERP this is a chat between two degenerates going back and forth about degenerate shit they do irl.
>>562774784The in-character stuff is typically done in whispers or party chat. People don't ERP in guild chat and it's for OOC discussion, either game related or degeneracy related.If you want to ERP with someone you can just talk to them privately and they'll likely be down for it.
>>562774657why do you care?>>562774784yeah...dumbass nigger of course we talk about irl sex stuff and cute stuff, why wouldnt we? its obviously not for you and contained in G chat so go cry in your little corner.
>>562774940
>>562774670I am, I guess shaman weapon imbues have been carrying me, they really are quite strong.
any good servers?
BREAKING NEWS: The degenerate sex guild talks about degenerate sex.
why can't wpsg have a normal guild..
>>562775446Turtle Wow is still the only relevant one
>>562775543Because you invite freaks like >>562770524 to <Evil>
>>562775446twow.>b-but what aboutinferior to twow.
what class does <evil> need?
Whisper Potatopizza to join <the wpsg normal guild> we have 9 gold in the guild bank
>>562775717what classes do they need
>>562775652What have they done that is freaky?
>>562775810normal classes
>>562775813Create and then post sexual images of their character for other anons to openly masturbate to in this thread.
>>562775717What do I have to do to get into her heart?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DM593QXk8lA
>another episode of chuds crying about troonsfriendly reminder that all your tanks and healers are degenerate erp'ers carrying your green parsing, consumables refusing dps ass while you larp as a giganazihitlerjewslayer9000 if it weren't for erp'ers you'd still shit and piss yourself trying to get in random sudaca and chinchong pugsshut up, sit down, and be grateful
>>562776015This is the reality. If you created a guild where the rule was "nobody can play female characters" you'd remove all the troons but you'd also have no guild.
>>562776015>giganazihitlerjewslayer9000why would you namedrop me like that.
Whisper giganazihitlerjewslayer9000 to join <Evil>, we're a long-standing wpsg guild willing to help any new player find their footing in the world of Azeroth
>>562775717>PotatopizzaPotatopizza does dragon loli ERP thoughbeit
HC players not having PvP enabled makes it not hardcore at all.
>>562776015It's Giganazihitlerjewslayer9001. The "over 9 thousands" part is really important.
How's Windshear Crag? How's the Dragonmarsh dungeon in Wetlands? I'm getting into that level range and some of the loot there looks pretty cool!
>>562776256stop i almost came handsfree
>>562773213>Cagedfemboy has been caged up since early December 2025I wonder if he put a little bow on his cage for Christmas. He seems like the kind of cutie who would.
>>562776015How many DPScocks would be needed to heal the healers in this thread from their god complex
>>562776260t. lvl 60 undead rogue lifetime highest rank: scout
did you ever manage to add spellcasting commands to the collar addon?
>>562776678>Windshear CragFiller content>Dragonmarsh dungeon in WetlandsKino
>>562776015I heal and I am not a tranny.
You know, when I was a kid I'd get hard into roleplaying in my head when playing rpgs and when I first heard of wow, an rpg that is online I assumed that roleplaying will be the default way of playing the game by everyone.
>>562777483rare biofem healer i kneel
>>562777170Didn't you notice the DI that I made her cast?
>DPS gets uppity>starts pulling>healer just refuses to heal him>doesn't rez him>has to make the walk of shame back>doesn't say another word the entire dungeonThere's not a better feeling in the world. Sometimes I feel like an Eldar who has to coral literal retarded monkeys through a bunch of hoops
>>562775924There’s no proof of masturbating, just braindead gooner posts.
>>562777842just join a server that enforces RP.
>>562777842I severely miss RP-PvP, raiding enemy settlements and RP'ing being at war with the enemy faction was the most fun I ever had in this game.>>562778387They don't exist anymore. Turtle doesn't enforce it, official servers stopped enforcing it a decade ago. You have Epsilon for niche ERP shit but that's not a real server imo
>>562773213This shit is why I left <Branded>.
>>562773213what were they talking about? no fap?
>>562778916penis cage
>>562778916How long they've been locked up in chastity cages IRLMind you this is an almost guaranteed way of getting prostate medical conditions or an infection as that penis hasn't been cleaned in 126 days
HOMOSEXUAL FREEMASONS AND TRANNYS RUN THIS THREAD
>>562779174Surely they take it off before they shower right?
>>562773213>>562779463All this stuff is straight up Satanic, seriously. I cant be around it.
>>562778103i did notbecause i am not the one you think i am
>>562779632i take mine off to shower and when i workout/run on treadmill. thats it though, and when its of i dont even have a desire to play with it. hands free 4 lyfe nigga
>>562779632Cagedfemboy here, I never take it off, I'm loyle to my MasterIt also really helps to focus with the healing you get high test from not releasing
>>562778268There’s no proof that Cagedfemboy is in a cock cage either, but personally I’ve found when anons say things like that it’s so often not a joke that you should just treat it as a confession.In this thread Rasknitt made erotic images of his character for other anons to masturbate to at their request while they admitted to jerking off to the pictures. It’s deviant and degenerate behavior that is not only tolerated but celebrated in <Evil>, a guild run by a gay ERPer.
>>562780286How do I delete a post???
Your supreme is currently being successfully escorted to level 60 in Ambershire. I have devised a plan to make the great FMC clique collapse. Let's just say Gramble will be jibbed for his pleasure.
>>562780286>L O N D O N underpantsAI image
>>562780547Gramble... what's going on big guy...
>>562780368This, the only difference between evil and branded is that branded doesn't try to hide what they are.
>>562779463It shows.
>>562780547If he sees that he will seethe forever, delete it now.
>>562779661>>562781223lmao, shut the fuck up faggot. probably some little south american spic. am i right?
If I join <Evil> as a healer or offtank will they provide me with free consumables each raid?
>>562781354probably male helf hunter aswell
>>562781428They don't even know what that is.
>>562781428I'll up the offer, you come at raid night with zero consumables and you take all the loot
>SatanicFunny
I am officially announcing my transition from plapee to plapper
>>562779661Are you 12 years old? Lol.
I'm bored of healing, should I level a warrior or pally tank?
>>562782150No you don't. Now bent down.
>>562782264why the fuck would you roll a paladin if you're bored of healing, obviously you pick the class that can't heal at all. go warrior.
Unclegator still seething
>>562782436Just because I'm a paladin doesn't mean I have to heal!Plus I don't mind healing. I just don't want it to be the main thing I do.
>>562781428I showed up last minute and got carried and a cool epic staff on my priest with <Evil> :3c
>>562780286Nice tits bro
>>562782626if you're a pinkie you WILL wear the dress at one point
>>562783574why doesn't turtle make cool plate/mail healing gear and give shamans and paladins bonuses for wearing their own armor types.
Is leveling via dungeons good on turtle I see a lot of pure healers or pure tanks.
>>562783918Paladins get heal power from armor
>>562723925Yes, that was a good time, I got some screenshots
what do i do at level 50 if i want to join <evil>?
>>562784480hokum is so hot
is slow and steady worth it?
>>562784789/who g-"Evil"; sort by "Guild" (not "Zone") to filter the list, whisper anyone, say you're from wpsg
>>562707756
>>562708328
>>562786710Flat
leveling lock is pretty fun so far
>>562786779lock has always been fun to level and twow fixed it's endgame problems by making it capable of doing more than just spamming sbolt all day. no idea why people don't play the class it's in a real good spot now.
>>562785835unless they removed shennacoins at dinging 60 it's always worth it. it's free shennacoins for marginal xp cut bro.
>>562787312what should I buy with the shenna coins?
>>562787717Minmaxxing: Auction house or bank petFunmaxxing: A skin for your character
>>562787717basically what the guy above said just bee urselfand consider vagrant if you're hunter/warlock as well, reward is well worth the hassle just don't join any dungeon if you go for it
>>562784480DAMN hokum looks like THAT???
Rolling paladin purely because that kara40 set looks sick as hell.
when are we making the switch to pochie?
>>562789702Flag...
>>562789702I love this thread, you guys really make me smile sometimes with your shitposting.
>>562789665You can look at mine if you want.
>>562781428If you have the raider role you can steal all the consumables from the tank, including flasks, right now
>>562787159
All 4 of my SRs across MC-ONY-ES dropped tonightand I only won the single one I had no competition for
>>562790645KEK
>>562791141does she like fem humies..?
>>562790645jibbed for her pleasure
>>562791141Does she like fem nelves?
I am downloading wow for the first time ever. What am i in for?I was thinking of making either a mage or a warlock girl. Mage seems like my kind of class but having demon bros follow me and basically being a goth girl seems much more fun. What should i be aware of?
haha let's all make fun of his wallpaper that he totally didn't make that post to get people to comment on like the soulless attentionwhore he is
>>562792479Warlock seems fun but not many tend to stick around at 60 so maybe go with mage instead
>>562704585>>562685061Is this a fucking joke?I literally downloaded the game just now.
>>562792479- Make your character on the Ambershire realm as it's the cool fresh one- You can go in raw without addons first, you unlock the chat at lvl 5 and you can ask for directions and tips to other players in the open world - There is a group finder for dungeons but you'll have to walk to the dungeon yourself, make sure you know you what you're queuing for, and tell your group that you're new so they don't speedrun too much with you behind>>562792782it says Turtle is working something out with Blizzard, could be anything, doubt they'll close everything down
Whether twow shuts down or not I can't play on other servers anymore. Imagine going back to normal vanilla with it's shitty itemization, class design, gaps in quest levels, etc.
>>562791865>>562792376Yes, why wouldn't she?
>>562792479Unless you only want to play for a few weeks and like the modern video game community, make your character on Nordanaar, it's where you will find chill people and roleplay.
>>562792479warlock gets boring fast, but people will love you for playing one. Mage is great overall. can't go wrong really.
>>562793262Sex
>>562792479Warlock is way smoother to level than Mage is, both are strong but Warlock is the least played class and wanted by literally everyone at endgame.
I went with the warlock.
>>562791141I can get to ya tomorrow
>>562790645The chapeau is a good touch
>>562792782It's real. Turtle Wow is fucked. There's no way Blizzard cut a deal with them where they get to stay around.
I'm being gangstalked.
>>562687585My turn
>>562795179does he like fem humies..?
>>562795530He's one of the biggest schizos Evil has ever conceived, no joke.
>>562685537>>562687585I thought UE5 turtle wasn't happening?
are you fucking kidding meother people get 2 flasks and I get THIS???
>>562795648proof?
