Previous: >>562672454>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Bright (3*), Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT), SSR Zenno Rob Roy (SPD), SSR Curren Chan (WIT)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Sakura Bakushin O (3* alt), North Flight (3* alt), SSR Daring Tact, SSR Daring HeartNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
I WANT POKKE
Jigstorm rages onhttps://jiggie.fun/uma_uma_umya_unyahttps://jiggie.fun/uma_uma_umya_unyahttps://jiggie.fun/uma_uma_umya_unya
>>562689041Boy umas...
pulled acupuncturist lady's dating event card and unlocked her dates. Are they worth chancing? This run already has S aptitude. Am I likely to fuck myself if I take her dates?
this is the thread
Jong room?
>>562689169What's the in-universe reason for them not existing?
Cafe love
>>562689274coffee flavored kisses
>>562689274Headcanon that Sunday Silence heavily ships Cafe and her trainer
I like Fuji's nails a lot.
>>562689169Girls are girls
>>562689258Real life horses don't want boys to inherit their spirit.
>>562689258Y chromosoulmal incompatibility between horses and humans. Only the X chromosoulme can make viable Uma young.
>>562689113Same, but we're going to have to wait for a billion years.
>>562689351Wow, cute
>Have 3 gold hammers>don't use one on arima kinen>final shop gives me 1-2>do use one on arima kinen>lmao no hammers for you, enjoy stat loss
Left or Right /uma/?
>>562689101
>>562689578In reality, right because left seems possibly mentally ill. In umamusume setting, left because she is miraculous.
>>562689543
>>562689578Why not both?
>>562689578Right>>562689634Surely there are more of these
I need umanko
>>562689578middle
>>562689578Middle
>>562689578>>562689647>>562689691>>562689749List of UMA MUSUMES that I (me (you) ) find INCREDIBLY SEXUAL and want to FUCK only for them to have BLOATED bellies (ordered)>Haru Urara>Zenno Rob Roy>Rice Shower>Dream Journey>Stay Gold>Mayano Top Gun
>>562689101I don't like the jello-like animation this guy does
>>562689749I found them on some random Korean forum that I don't know how to properly navigatehttps://bbs.ruliweb.com/community/board/300143/read/74618269?m=humor_only&t=maintenant&page=2
>>562689808I want to latch onto Pokke's abs like a Remora
>>562689101I want my cock to melt in that
>>562689806>Stay GoldGay pedo
>>562689806Despite having been included via quotation, I'm with you only on Rice Shower and possibly Stay Gold (once I find out what her actual personality is, thousands of years from now)
>>562689948>>562689969>Gay pedowhyshe is a girl
I'm retarded and indecisive, tell me who to run for CM12
>>562689806I love my serial killer umawife
>>562690054>whales for xoguri>"yeah guys idk who to run"really?
>>562689884>I found them on some random Korean forum that I don't know how to properly navigateSame then I yeeted some from KR sites
>>562689197I wouldn't take risks unless its a throwaway.
>>562690079Rudolf hates Teio.And I hate her too.
>>562690012No it's an ugly ass boy, not a single ounce of femininity in that thing
Thinking about double front + hoguri
>>562690120Yes. Pick for me.
>>562690079I think having Luna being a bit possessive would be cute >Hey Rudolf I got reverse scouted by another uma musume. Do you think->*cingrey Luna stare* >-I’ll recommend her to another trainer then
>>562690054Jordan, Vodka, and Princess
>>562690203mmmnyo
>>562690139Yes, but you are not retarded. I am impatient AND retarded. 1st date: success. +10 wit, +30 energy, +1 mood.
>>562690238Will do
>>562689101WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
>>562689101Curren HATE
>>562689101O-oh this was a Curren webm. I thought it was an ovary because of the thumbnail.
>>562689337>Headcanon...he doesnt know?
I dunno about this next CM, my only options for Front are Seiun Sky, Summer Maruzen, and Scarlet, I don't have Xmas Oguri or Mejiro Dober so my options are looking kinda weak
>>562690263Nothing but villainous thoughts of jaywalking and littering in that uma brain
>>562690432Teio's ovaries
I wish Cygames would stop trying to make sprinters happen. They're not going to happen.
does /uma/ still like ardan or did we move on to the next FOTM uma?
>>562690515yuri is the best
>>562690513uma never liked Ardan.
huh air groove is very platonic in her careerwhere did the wifeplay agenda come from
>>562690515Air Groove and Aruvu my beloved>>562690564That's mother and daughter you retarded fuck.
>>562690595incest yuri is the best
>>562690595Oyakadon
>>562690513My favorite Mejiros are Ryan and Bright. Ardan seems nice though.
>>562690584you need to get her to 3*
>>562690268>>562690139SECOND DATE: +10 speed, +10 wit, +30 energy, +1 moodI AM INVINCIBLE
>>562690584might have something to do with her wife alt
>>562690513Sorry but I don't trust anyone with Ardan as oshi
My runs are feeling too consistent now. Time to try using Sirius (as in team)?
Croix du Nord is still happily yapping even in the morning after winning the race
>>562690774Well, yes and no
>>562690513Never did like her that much. She's not the worst Mejiro at leastBut I prefer Dober and big Mac
>>562690513Relationship with Ardan ended after dacchigate
>>562690584She bitches at you like a nagging wife a lot. That's enough.That said there's a lot of people who draw lovey-dovey images but then you read their career and it's like, extremely "you have to DESPERATELY read between the lines to get this out of that" (Gentildonna, for example). It's just how it is.
>>562690513Too plain for an umamusume, even for mejiro standards
>>562690804horses are not intelligent enough to know they won a race nigga
>>562690804
>>562690710
Happy happy daddy, sanjy itchy go fight!Uppy uppy honey, debby dooby gooooo fight!
>>562689578I need my cock trapped between the tits of Marvelous Sunday, Rob Roy and Inari One.
>>562690912tabaru and donan docile knew they lost 100%, they were bored
>>562690912They know who came in first
>>562689853same. all of their animations are so weird with the same facial expression.
>SPURT HINT (only 5 skills btw)>speed bonus 2>power bonus 1>respectable spec prio>5 rbThis card is pretty good welfare.
>>562689853>>562691160give me the name anons
>>562690804>>562690934Like father like son
>>562690912Explain Admire Terra's "win"
Condition wa paaaafecto!
>>562691227
>>562691312Pasa sexo.
>>562686506nigger we are in mant. We have more than enough skill pts for parent
i haven't washed my asshole in a week now
>>562691313
>>562690513I'm still working hard daily making on super parents just for her and trying hard in CMs like I never have since I got her and did her story. So yeah, I'd say I like her.
I need you fags to decide for me.Big Arch and chicken nuggets from McDonalds or Western Bacon and Criss-Cut Fries from Carls Jr?
>>562691732get a salad fatty
when's the feeder side story
>>562691732Evens you get all of itOdds you get all of it and a McFlurry
>>562691732Why not make some hearty stew?
>>562691732I don't know what Carls Jr is
>>562691732The latter
>>562691732Carls Jr. Mcdonalds is ass
I ran the tiara not the crown so... the training...?
>FN>SR Marv>yeppers>0 double rainbows for the entire run:^)
>>562691732definitely the later
THE UMASEXOOOOO
>>562691732I already had too much nuggies so latter
>>562691732latter sounds goodchain burgers never rubbed me well, I'd rather those millennial burger joints with the overpriced sliders
>>562691515Teio?
Okay, Western Bacon it is, see you in 20 mins fags.
Shakur you are scaring the little boy (female)
>>562691858click the training retard if stat gain >70 on g1 race always train
what happens when marvelous takes a trainer to her dimension?
>>562689578Left with ballgag
>>562691954Shakur is cute
>>562691978endless paizuri
Do you have merch of your favorite
>>562689101Too bouncy
>>562692031
>>562692204Super cute
>>562690128
Fluff
>>562685824Honestly ayabe artists make ayabe more interesting than the game does. And I’m not just talking about the toreuma art
Who is the most evil uma?
>>562692394The weak should fear the strong
>>562690804>Gets one tiny strand of grass>Starts looking around for the rest of itThey deceived him>>562690912Jungle Pocket roar
>>562689808
>>562692552Cute.
>>562691815With cheese?
>>562692513Rice Villain
>>562692173no but I have merch of bamboo memory that I got from a blindbag when I visited japan
>>562690595Growing old with wife Groove...
>>562691821Hardies in the East.Carls Jr in the West.
>>562691821It's also called Hardee's in some places
>Retention line already at 713k
>>562692685I don't know what either of those are
>>562692668cheesed to meet you
>>562692647I like outfit swap artwork.
>>562692732I'm hitting 860k
Shark teeth umas
>>562692704What about people with a glasses fetish?
>>562692748Must not be American.
>>562692685You got an impulse barbin?
Ayabe's sister
>>562690912
>>562692748Burger joint with a star logo on itInferior to In n' Out like every other burger joint but passable
>>562692857I haven't seen the anime, is this a screenshot from it?
>>562692813how many do we got?
>>562692513The most evil villain, Rice Shower.
>>5626929073
>>562692890I prefer what a burger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Unm5hV4wcX8
>>5626928206 7 with her neichas
>>562692939:3
>>562692890In n out is bad-cookout is better >>562692513 Doto
>>562692513Super Creek
>>562693038This is correct and Dotoposters must always be reminded of this
>>562692897Yes, from the final episode where they finally defeat the overlord with the power of friendship and believing
>>562691858
>Sirius was the one that gave Shakur those clothes
what does that even mean...
I hit 4 digits on my clock supply with the event infusion today.
>>562692513Haru Urara based solely on this post >>562693038 how evil...
>>562692513>doto bought the coffee>then accidentally opened the lid>then accidentally went back to the kitchen for no reason>then accidentally opened the pantry and accidentally took out the sòy sauce>then accidentally spilled sòy sauce in it>then accidentally closed the lid>then accidentally gave it to opera and accidentally didn't mention ANY of this until AFTER she drank itor>doto is evil
>>562678765the foalpostinig is going to be off the charts when Nishino drops
Umas with weird software >Fukukitaru/Seiun: Catgirl software>Doto: Cowgirl software >Air Shakur: Sharkgirl software
sheeeeeeeesh
>>562693270
>>562693109I said this exact phrase to my Brian after she lost classic Arima Kinen with 600 speed/power/stamina, a gold speed skill, and a white recovery.
>>562690513Waiting for the next bond buff event to get her casual alt
>>562693117living together with marvy...
>>562693371Just rape her like a normal person.
>Says that she looks beautiful in her dress and that she had trouble saying it before because her attractiveness was on par with a goddessFuji isn't the only one who can make someone red in the face
>>562693392
>>562693392Don't do this to me bwo she's not in my pull plan...
>>562692890I like how In-N-Out stays open till 1:30 AM too. Every other burger fast food joint closes early now and doesn't do late night anymore ever since COVID.
>>562693314Does Nishino know about this?
>need tachyon parent>watch my clocks go down because she somehow keeps losing mile races with mile A and constantly buying pace skillsi dont get itwhich inherited unique is good to make her runs more consistent
what are doto's crimes
>>562693270I think Bright might subconsciously be a tree or something
Evens I rape Ardan.Odds I rape Creek.7 and I don't rape.
>>562693392>Just like before, she jumps at me again. This time, I embrace her without hesitation. --- So that i can envelop her light.>"Trainer, let's live! Let's live together!!"Damn nigga
>Best date-o in the audio>Best couple in the text
>>562693392MY CARATS
>>562693594
>>562693597I have never seen such hate
>>562693594have you considered not running miles
>>562693392God I wish
>>562693657Might as well have localized it as best ship.
>>562693594the only race that matter on your parent is G1. Like that anon said stop running mile
>>562693392I would care for this uma if they didn't ruin her spamming the marvelous quip, it gets really boring after the 10th time, and she uses it for literally anything, so she is dogshit tier for me, really boring
>>562693562Whataburger is 24 hours here
>>562691732Carl's Junior. Their Western bacon cheeseburger is to die for
>>562693730>>562693690but muh hintsalso dont g2/g3 still give affinity
Forgot to hammer award
>>562693936losing races gives you neither
>>562693597being a Dacchi
>>562693903UnderstandableBut yur gay
You guys don't get it, I NEED front runner corners hints, bro.
Aiieee stop the count
>>562693973>it was perhaps your lastShe says, while Symboli Rudolf is still around.
>>562693270She's a cat?
I know the Satsuki Sho is coming soon, but are there any other important races coming up?
Post an Uma that noone but you like.
damn, the ONE time I get both nature and marvelous to finish their events, and distance S... TopRo stalls out at two...
>>562694269She is a blessing
>>562693270Fuku is a fox
whoa
Which of these would be the most effective use of my selectors + crystal?
>>562694274
>>562694361none of these, hold
Tickets and a 10-pull for a boy. I'm ok with that
>>562694361Have you borrowed any of them in the last month? Have you wanted to but been forced to borrow something else? If the answer to both of those is no, then don't use it.
>>562694361Ticket: None of thoseCrystal: Lol nothing released yet
>>562694349mods
>>562694304Get cucked retard
Hey. Hey Anon. Only you can see this post. I'm going to need you to roll a 7 on your next post. You must do it or terrible things will happen. Hurry Anon. Hurry and feed me.
>>562694562Fuck off.
>>562694562mmmmmmmmm ok
How bad / dead is this? It's my first club but damn it looks dire.
>>562694562I refuse nigga
>>562694315Thats tru
>>562693270>Cafe: mouse software
>>562694562nyooo
>>562694562no....
>>562694543Ntr reminds me of that one doujin where the male mc gets cucked and decides to drug the bull with a drug that turns him into a girl and rape him and sending his original girl friend a "hey are you watching" tape.https://exhentai.org/g/3868299/806ad44ef8/
>>562694562But if I roll a 7 I wouldn't be able to get Nishino in a single 10 roll anymore...
>>562694586club drama club drama!
>>5626945627 and I rape Shiraoki
>>562694562If only I can see it why are there a bunch of replies
>>562694627Yay!
>>562694707NYOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>562694453No and noproblem is selectors are locked to whatever comes before themI'll figure it out later I guess
>>562694736There aren't
>>562694586autis/uma/ bwo...
"you guys" include you too bwo
>>562694819Sure, but if you haven't used them yet, you're not going to use them in the future, either. Save them for when you get spooked by something better that hasn't been power crept.
>>562694586>conveniently cropping out his shoe request
>>562690774My first impression is that this is a second Fuku where it gives you a few stats upfront and then does nothing for the rest of the run, except it's worse because it actively ruins your bond with everything else. I was under the impression that the passion gimmick made up for it, but nope. Guess I'll keep trying until I get a summer with more than one rainbow.
STOP ROLLING SEVENS YOU ARE WEAKENING THE BARRIER! SHE MUST NOT BE FREED!
so the ballroom is like uma peacocking
>>5626950027 and I impregnate shiraoki
>>562695002What does the barrier do?
>>562695057YOOOOO
>>562695057STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
>>562695108You cannot stop it. Shiraoki wants this
nobody likes fuku nigga stop spamming and replying to yourself cringe ass nigga it's getting boring real quick
>>562694831autis/uma/ shoes look like tho-is though...
>>562694274you know all those races that are in spring in umamusume
>>562695137THE CHOSEN ONE
>>562695137WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK
>>562695137What the fuck is happening
Oh okay that's my new cm12 ace
>>562695137SOMEONE STOP HIM
>>562695137HOLY BASED
>>562695063ovary cap
>woke up to a shitton of carats againIts great
I want to touch all the Fukus
>>562695247
>>562695210>plaps Shiraoki in missionary
>>562695247>>562695297wtf more 7sIs... SHE HERE?
TIL shiraoki seems to be very horny
A 77 or 777 /here/ would be legendary
almond eye would metafag in UMA2k2026
>>562693115Shakur popping LSD in the club, let's go.
ballroom event did this
All the 7 posts itt are true
>>562695225fuck me, what deck are you running to get that statline? Holy shit...does it pass Hoguri, though?
>>562695354I mean if you were a luck god wouldn’t you want some nookie after seeing your faithful apostle get it on with her trainer?
My little sister got back from an anime convention and got me this. I've never owned Uma merch beforeDoes this mean I need to use neicha now?
>>562693109Me consoling Bourbon after she lost the Kikkuka Sho 5 times in my last run.>>562693597Nothing. TM Opera O had that coming.
The event was average at best but it was nice seeing Fuji and Sky in cute outfits and I got to gush over Shakur too
How impactful nishino flower's inherit even is? Is it like seiun's level or something more niche like shadow break?
>>562695468t. Shiraoki
Something is really weird about this image.
>>562695515iirc it's for short tracks where Taiki's isn't ideal
>>562695461Not sure haven't tried her yet
>>562695461at the very least he's running KSB, Marvelous Power, and Neicha Wit.
Shiraoki isn't real
>>562695546Who shoved that npc between curren and flower:
>>562695507>acryllicreturn your sister
>>562695507Anon can I bag your sister, I won 6/11 platinums is that enough?
>>562695570>isn’t real >multiple 7s in thread Mmmm gay
>>5626955707 and this post is false>>562695623Any other number and shiraoki owes me sex
I hate all of you retarded fags.
>>562689041What is up with this awful event bonus, what were they thinking...
>>5626956417 and I rape this anon while Shiraoki watches
>>5626956847 and you're the retarded fag
>>562695507Looks good nonny, give your gf a forehead kissy
>>562695583I think it was only 8 bucks so whatev, didn't want her buying an overpriced con figure for 200 bucks anyway>>562695612she's ogre-tier and also wants to be referred to as a man, sorry real life isn't like doujins my man.
>>562695461>spoiler
>>562695210seems about right for shiraoki-sama
>>562695507She's calling you stinky
Everyone will reuse their CM1 Taurus Aces for CM 13 right?
>>562695515"Mandatory" for paces whenever you would inherit Taiki or Mummy Creek
>>562695507>didn't even learn all-seeing-eyes
>>562695814I will give my CM1 aces a chance to redeem themselves as they're reborn anew in MANT.
Ligne Balls
>>562695225>No recoveries
>>562695814I think I transferred mine...I really wish winning a CM gave an uma a title/ephitet or something
>>562695915>he believed the recovery gaslights
gay umas
>>562695825I don't have neither so guess it's time to become a pedo.
>>562695814Finally, I can take a break from making aces.
>>562695941favourite them or give them a memo bwo...
>>562695941Just reserve one of the many favorite icons for your hall of fame.
The falco event starts tomorrow right?
>>562695997nishino flower wife...
>>562695941Same. I accidentally lost mine since I either thought it was a parent run or didn't bookmark it.
I smell like shit. Which uma is for me?
Erm do i keep going then?
>>562696053it's right now...
>>562695986You sound like the gay one here, anon
>>562696107Are you also fat? If yes then tokai teio.
>>562696126
>>562696128???? where?
>>562696126I curse you with needing to spark to get whatever uma you're rolling for
>>562689101>>562689853>>562691160help me >>562691214
>>562696053I only have Curren and no Smart Falcon? What do I do just race Curren 5x a day with x2 event
>>562696107Windy.
>>562696126someone make this man explodepleeaase
>>562696218https://x.com/TheSafeAnnaAnon/status/2040927294399910252There is no uma porn
>>562695915>he fell for the neicha gaslight
>>5626961266 or 7 and Shiraoki will make this guy lose the next 6 or 7 cms
I am a 7 foot gigachad and I mog all of you. Which uma is for me?
>>562696218anna_anonThe guy that likes making oneeshota vids
>>562696387nishino flower
>>562696387Buono
>>562696387NIshino flower
orenji
>>5626963537 and Shiraoki curses your rolls for eternity
>>562695986Gay (pejorative) umas
>>562696408Based
5'10 and I'm taller than Tachyon, thats enough
This event really reminds me of digitan's distance aptitude
which uma is devious enough to give someone the ol spicy keychain
>>562696452why is she so cute
>>562696387II want my umawife Smart Falcon getting dicked by a ttallchad.
Tell me about End Closer Festivus OguriWhat gives her an advantage there versus running Pace? If it was simply being able to chain her ult into triggering 6th place pump/beyond, why not just do it from late surger anyway?
I am an Indian scammer do not redeem which uma is for me?
>>562696387McQueen
>>562696646Best speed coefficient but extremely high investment needed
>>562696652None, your visa was not approved and you were turned away while attempting to enter japan.
Now that the freebies over time to use that voucher. Who will fate grant me tonight?
>>562696710I don't know
>>562696387Nishino Flower
>>562696585We just dont know...
>>562696679>tfw my mouth on nipple heightits so fucking over for me bros
>>562696710>dober>metaslaveShe's only meta in the eyes of theorycrafters but she never works irl
>>562696710>he's not sparking for any of this month's umas
W-woah
DO NOT REDEEM THE 3* VOICHER.I WILL REDEEM IT. YOU BITCH.
>>562696710Ah shoot, I edited that to be NY Opera O a few weeks ago but the text editor stpoped auto saving. I guess that saves me the trouble of doing to daily legends races for base opera o.
>>562696856Doggystyle with Shiraoki
homosexual umamusume
>>562696856Wtf are those shiraokis
Boy Seiun came to me relatively easy, surely this means Nishino will come early too right?
>>562696970
>>562696981im gonna matikane her fukukitaru
>pull a new horse>Mile E aptitudeWe'll meet again in 3 months I guess
>>562696479stallion yaoi
>>562696970They attract each other so should be
>>562696775I can't have that thing eating a hole in my pocket for 2 whole months. I do still have 5 unplayed trainee careers so maybe I should continue holding off..
>>562689041B+ club Basashi still has open slots if anyone is interested in joining a casual club with no quota. As long as you don't flatline or disappear without giving notice, then you're good.Send a join request to 850734315 with /uma/ in your description or reply to this post with your friend ID and I'll send you an invite.>>562694986That doesn't really matter. The request above his is an older request and it is for fucking mile shoes, and anon is the only person who has donated.That is a dead ass club.>>562694586Leave that ghost town of a club and Join Basashi instead. We're B+ which is most likely way higher than your club. If you can do 1 career a day, then we'd be more than happy to have you.
>>562696646Higher final speed + chance of not getting hit by dominator
>>562696970>has to be inbred sparked to be a successful frontEnjoy your breakdancer, boikisser
>El and Fine didn't finish their chainsGood enough to settle on for now so I can move on to other aces...
Oissu.
I'm not a pedophile I need an uma that isn't Nishino Flower.
>>562697178Nishino Flower.
>>562697178
>I'll decide on the voucher after Ballroom banner>I'll decide on the voucher after Nishino baner>I'll decide on the voucher after Neicha banner
>>562697178Just train her without fucking her.
>>562697178>he thinks he has a choice
>>562697093>long straights
>>562697178You know you can like lolis without wanting to sleep with them, right?
>>562697178I diagnose you with THE RAPED
>>562697238This is what a pedo would say.
>>562697201Biko is also a cute uma.>>562697208>Just train her without fucking her.???????
Jordan is a very cute tard uma
>>562697238literally impossible
>>562697178Yeah, me neitherhttps://files.catbox.moe/3vrayz.jpeg
>>562697232I'll reuse her in Arima Kinen CMleftover SP
>>562697318Jordan is smarter than 76% of /uma/ posters.
I'm gonna fucking do it
>>562697213>still no Krissu swimsuit altCygames HATES making money
>>562697356Lookin good trainer.
>>562697370
Please don't call Jordan dumb.Even if she does it herself.
>>562697363Be that as is, those 76% are not cute anyway
>>562697423Are the 24% around right now?
>>562697416>>562697452>no one posted taishinowari da...
>>562697296Don't say that...
>gave out three(3) batches of 1200 for three cheersWow very generous
>0 clocks used>medium S>good hints>suddenly get fucked really hard by 4 mood downs in 3 turnsIt's impossible to not get stressed with this game
>>562697296Why would I say that?
>>562697528EoS soon
>>562697528>he started hoping?>dump eet
>>562697528well it's not one cheer now is it
For your double dominators are you going full super aids all debuffs or making actual aces with only dominator?
>>562697356I need to make Nishino Flower a mother
>>562697550don't get stressedit will be what it will be
What I don't understand is why anybody would choose to watch the movie A Real Tearjerker! with Winning Ticket.
>>562697683Super aids is better. If you half-ass your ace she might just stay in 2-4 and not win/proc dominator at all
>>562697683hybrid aces, maybe with hesitant pace if Marvelous Sunday decides to be generous. I don't think full debuffers will do anything to the usual meta horses (XOguri/VBobo/SMaru)
Winning Ticket is shit.
>>562697683If i went double lates i would just give both Tether since its just 120 points or around that and build them normally after thatif you do that you're not even bound to Grass/Rudy/Tachyon
>>562697792taishin wouldn't say this but she would think it
>>562697745You could watch any movies with Tickezo and she'll cry anyway. Why waste it on a tearjerker I bet she'll even cry at a sex scene
>>562692890In-N-Out, despite being a Cali chain, tends to be better when you go to locations outside of Cali. Except that one in SF by the airport, I swear they put crack in the burgers or something with how good they are.
>>562697792Taishin wouldn't say or think this
>>562697683You can try making a hybrid, its not like you dont gamble on lates in the first placeThis Rudolf had absolute dogshit rng at the end.
>>562697738https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_MtAAgvauI
>>562697738I guarantee my original grey brick Game Boy probably still works.
>>562697885Go do a run instead of spamming here you fucking faggotOh wait you don't actually play the game
>>562697738wtf is a horse
>>562697959lmao 6L
>>562697959I get that frontrunner midrace placement is a slotmachine but losing by 6L at the end of it must be extra brutal
>>562697959*INHALES* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>562697686Same.But also her mother, her sister, her daughter, and her granddaughter as well.
>>562697959>6L
>>562697959Ohnononononononothis happened to me too
>>562697959How does he keep doing it? Incredible.
>>562697738Holy, that is OLD.Now, the PS1 and the Sega Saturn, those are all the rage.
prove your worthiness by running flower for cm12 (she is literally running ultless)
>>562697959Why are people making fun of him he's actually oshi gaming unlike you faggots
>>562698078
>>562697724I paused that career and went to eat some fruits to calm down. Got back, did a recreation and got a Windy event with a mood up option. You're right, I keep getting mad for no reason, and I should know better because I won last CM with a Golshi I made 3 days before finals.
yaeno cuteki
>>562698135>Because I don't play this game for a living while charging $50 for my wrong opinions. I give them for free.
>>562697792Taishin said that after losing the rap battle.
>>562697738>Gamehorseshouldn't it be Game Colt
>>562698217
>>562697979I tried mine recently and it had what seems to be a common problem with them: Some main display connector had partly lost contact with the thing it's supposed to line up with and so some columns of pixels couldn't be drawn. I "fixed" it by running the tip of a soldering iron over the connector, which is supposed to lightly melt it back into contact or something. It worked, and now my Game Boy is fully usable.
>>562697959Post him losing the rematch as well
>>562698135>oshi gamingHe literally used a runaway to run the train on people with two UGs.
WHY THE FUCK DOES CHRONOGENESIS NOT LET YOU FILTER BY WINSITS SUCH A SIMPLE THING HOW DO THEY FUCK THAT UP, no wonder everyone keeps using umadb
>>562698217literal whoteki
This one appears to have cute training animations:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUbXqzCWQDg
>>562698217Invincible Bamboo Memory!
seiun is a guy
>>562698156I won two plats now with umas i entered literally minutes before the finals registration period ended
>>562697959Our fucking hero, Mihono Bonbon.
>>562697959>>562698029>>562698062>>562698071>>562698084>>562698289The best part?He took all those umas to a practice room and proceeded to lose to one of the goldships and then the bourbon AGAIN
>>562698354MARBELOUS!?
>>562698135whoa whoa whoa whos you faggots
>>562698354Cute boy
>>562697959>Maverick after the finals
>>562698272>>562698381>>562698397trolling with medium corners
A perfect recreation:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23GddQfZlRM
>>562698452...does this have a part 2?
>>562698483>he doesn't know med corners can't proc on longwhat a SHITTER
>>562698135>suzuka catapultnigge>oshi gaming
hehhttps://files.catbox.moe/ugvnma.png
>>562698483>no Groundworkkek his retarded no Groundwork gaslight bit him in the ass. Who could have seen that coming?
>>562697959Is Bourbon /ourgirl/?
What makes a man hang out here and at the same time defend some SEAnigger vtuber?
>>562698354And that's a good thing.
>>562698272>>562697959
>>562698397I really should have had the presence of mind to practice partner my finals opponents and run them in scrims soonermaybe its a cope "I coulda-shoulda-woulda won" impulse if you lost the actual race but it's instructive to know even if you won the actual finals, and even if out of 3 competitors, you had a 40-50% chance of winning in the practice rooms, even if that revealed you were the odds favorite to win, you still had a coin flip's chance of losing. Or even losing badly.
>>562698540A whole doujin actuallyAwei] Koi to Chocolate
Do older careers have lower uma raising ceiling than Trackblazer? URA Finale is very quick but as a newfag I can only get A+ on track. Takes really long to complete those though.
>>562698640his discord should be raiding us pretty soon
Why yes I'm Maverick. How did you guys know?
>>562698308Actually I'm even MORE madWHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE OPTIONS IN GENERAL? NO ONE IS GOING TO SEARCH FOR TOTAL RACE SPARKSWE WANT TO FILTER BY TOTAL WINS, TOTAL WHITES, HOW IS THIS A DIFFICULT CONCEPT? Full retard website
>>562698693yeathe latest scenarios are always the most OP
>>562698719Mayano told me all about you.
>>562698693Every scenario power creeps the last, yes. The jump between TB and Grand Live will be low but that's because they fucked up GL.
>>562698693MANT is the biggest power creep scenario in the game so far. URA and Unity umas can't come close
Is there a really good borrow for Xmas Oguri that I'm not seeing if I have MLB Kita and FineMo? I'm planning my deck will be Kita, Stinko, Marv Power, FineMo, and either Tachyon or a LB0 Yeppers, and I'm thinking I'd like Niecha as a Wit statstick + 15RB. MLB Yeppers is so fucking awful that it's not really worth borrowing.
i just watched sweepy not use a charm and fail a training bros
>>562698719Welcome to the Hall of Fame, Maverick.
I can't fucking reach 750 stam without sparks/stam card
>>562698754Filter Max Followers doesn't worker either
>>562698791>>562698812>>562698814Oh of course. Ty bros
>>562698820
>>562698825All my parents are stam/power. Purity is overrated.
>>562698483No Nimble?Why the fuck did he bring Suzie then?
>>562698821a random practice room doesn't hit as hard as CM finals
>>562698693A+ on URA is pretty good for a noob
>>562698868No wonder this bitch can't use magic.
>>562698864MANT will stay your parent farming scenario for a long time, simply because you can have exact same G1s regardless of the uma and her career>>562698937>reading comprehension
>>562698667>Maverick's other acegod DAMN
>>562698937Are you retarded?
>>562698667He went through the trouble of setting another room, just to fucking lose again. This is hilarious.
>>562699013perfection
>wake up>skipped brown hours entirelyI found the perfect sleep schedule
brightest_heart.mp3
>>562698754>>562698308>>562698841Once in awhile an anon here will link an ABSURDLY good parent that was only on chrono and every time I have no fucking idea how they did it, any time I use Chrono it's just a massive waste of time and the results always suck ass
>>562699081
>>562699106
>>562699106heeyyyIM BROWN HAHAHAHA MEIBROWN DOTO DESU
>>562699132Funny thing is he also has 0 clocks (before the 40 today)
>>562699221The only thing brown about Doto is her nipples.
>>562699106bad newsit's US hours that you skipped
this op is kinda...
>>562699268i thought girls only get brown nipples when they're preganate
>>562699268>brown nippleswtf I hate Doto now
>>562699161Good luck.
Is there a website that shows when cards get power crept?I know Kita gets power crept by Pasa, Creek by Sound of Earth and FineMo by Ramonu but what about the strategy specific cards?When will Mr CB, Summer Maru, Tach Speed get power crept?
>>562699308Nipples/areola are very different for each person in color, texture, and diameter. They do turn darker during pregnancy though.
>>562699268>brown nippleswtf I love Doto now
Fine Motion LB3 or Super Creek MLB?
>>562699391Not the exact science but with this list i can gauge when the next big thing comes out.
>>562698483>>562698610Wait, all the retards saying you don't need groundwork on long are actually VFtard brownoids? That's funny. But then again, VF is the best source of gaslight.
>>562699357Eh, I perma-borrow seiun for fronts anyway
>>562699458im pregante???
>>562699391there's some guides that get posted every so often that people have compiledI have my own based on those informing me what's actually worth pulling
>>562699471You only needed one copy of Maru SSR?
>>562699308east asians tend to have brown nipples
>>562699550LB1 is the sweet spot actually.
comfy
>>562699287this is me
>oguri cap is almost losing a G1 race>but wait, she is oguri cap>uses her ult, winsshe is so peak.......
Place your bets
>>562699550You can roll 1 copy and get the other with a free selector later. 1LB is the goal.
>>562699627Anon...can love bloom on the racing field?
>>562699308If an asian girl has pink nipples, she probably unironically bleaches them
>the dober I permaborrowed swapped to some generic ass opera parentYOU FUCKING DOUBLE RETARDIT DOES NO MATTER IF YOU WON 6 MORE RACES IT WAS A LITERAL PERFECT PARENT, YOU CAN FIND 50 OF THIS OPERA ON UMADB RIGHT NOW
>>562699662IKUYOOOOO
one more copy of whatever you MLB'd
>50 caratsboring>1 clockreal shit
i JUST realized the umas say "HAI (name)" when you pick them for career like it's a fighting game
I'm Bakushin
>>562699865the horses are going into a pvp room, of course they're doing that
>>562699876Please show me your bakupits
>>562699757>>562699786It's you guys' fault
>>562699865osaka hai
>>562699876I look like this
why cant gyaru horsegirls be real
>>562699921Thats not a bad card to build up
I wish Taiki was real and was with me.
>>562699161You have to get lucky and find it either when they first swap it in or right after they kick people from their follow list. I remove anyone 2d+ and I'm still usually at 1000 follows.
>>562699523you are fucked.
>>562699961Jordan is watching your reaction if you want to fuck that zoomer gyaru more than her.
>>562700027are you implying you have a super good parent...?
>>562699865HAI HAI SEIUN SKY
>>562699470Please Respond
>>562699865There is a fighting game thoughhttps://www.reddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1s9mzl5/first_look_at_the_upcoming_umamusume_fighting_game/
Give me your best gaslight
>>562700101you're not using super creek again for like four months
>>562700101This makes me not want to respond anymore
>>562700101Finemoyou get to have 2 useable cards instead of just 1, and you will use FM more
tfw racing makes you hit 0 energy but the race drops a kale juice into the shop
>>562699523You even have to ask?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg
>>562696408too bad he said he'll never make uma porn because *reasons*, that curren animation will be the lewdest thing he'll make for uma
Are ardan or chiyo's uniques any good as a parent?
>>562700168Your run was borked until it wasnt
Dia-chan, let's play House of the Dead together.
>>562699865gokigenyo!kawakami princess desuwa!
>popped megaphone but not charm>lost a +90 speed> top option gave me 3 mood downs and -30 in stats
Nice argument faggot but unfortunately for you you are a human which means...*rapes you*
>>562700291this is why i open the shop and inventory and buff windows multiple times after each turnstill sometimes doesnt help
>>562698610I ran a S Maru with no groundwork due to sparks not proccing and she ended with about 33% winrate. I would have remade if I had time, but I only ended up with two useable umas. I feel like S Maru and maybe VB can get away with it a lot easier than Seiun or Kitasan because their uniques help win the midrace. Also lol that he ended up with the random medium corners like I did.
I can't believe it only took until MANT for FM to stop being potential card
>>562700079Not a super parent but a heavily used parent
i accidentally gave my med maru best in japan cause i thought it was radiant star
dia would force toreina to watch all of the sonic movies
being a groundworklet is ONLY acceptable on the longest of longs
>make a good party game>only FOUR (well done) party games>50 buckarinos>no gibs for the real gamehttps://youtu.be/M8SzQG-VLjU?si=dWfJA65GkxlZ8OkZWHAT WERE THEY THINKING
I am so ugly I am unrapeable.
they added spot strugglejust win it
>>562700515>he thinks
>every friendship at orange>health chakra doesn't matter in MANTwinning chakra or do I tell her to fuck off?
>>562700515
>>562700515We know falko now please get back to training
>>562700291>Triple rainbow on speed>Pop a big megaphone (no anklets)>Fail a 7%>Practice Poor>Vitality 20 sitting in my inventoryThat's where my double gold inspo run died. Almost broke my phone.
>>562698610>>562699482I took Groundwork on my Kita and im pretty sure it gave me a fighting chance of holding on against the gorillion ChocoBos and SMarus i faced, including finalsI even took Nimble Nav because i saw how much of a fucking bees nest the frontrunner placement fight was. It had the chance to fire up SMaru's ass in the final spurtKita wasshoi'd me to victoryAm i smarter than Charley Frontier?>>562700391I mean we have a precious few long races to scrape long skills from and we're all forced to stare at a million mile and medium skills instead in the skills menu
>>562700467grats on your new TT uma
>>562700515>ugly >low confidence Sirius would have a field day with you
>>562700628Id put my hands on falcoAfter she graduates (from being an idol) of course
DID YOU KNOW that in uma musumay Gold Ship is a unique end closer because she starts her final sprint much earlier since she doesn't have great acceleration but makes up for it with more stamina why this isn't a unique ability for her in game idk
>>562700597all in on strength training
>>562700515Don't worry, some people rape others as a dominance thing and not even out of attraction
>>562700597the heal is good though
>Tachyon parent sparks>3* Power>1* Mile Nigger
>>562700680In my case it was the last skill I could buy so I took it over nothing; funnily I've been using her for medium distance legend races so it's actually doing something. Not sure why he took it since that plus Sympathy would definitely be enough for something more useful.>>562700597Do you actually need the recovery skills? I feel like this should be obvious.
is this the sexiest racewear?
>>562700128I use super creek in every deck
>>562700391The early game is always the most important part for a Front. If you proc Groundwork and your opponent doesn't you will go in 1st unless you late start or something.Meanwhile proccing midrace skills does not guarantee you pass your opponent. I've had skills proc and lost distance against Fronts that didn't proc a velocity skill.
>>562700857beach whore ship
>>562700874in mile and sprints too?
>>562700857Isn’t bourbon’s objectively the sexiest since she doesn’t wear underwear and bows bare ass when running?
>>562700747that's only for turn 1 surprise event, don't wanna brick the run now...>>562700847>Do you actually need the recovery skills?with the recoveries I could actually do kkksho and haruten, but I went and picked the -2 mood option
Do we really not need ANY recoveries for CM12? Has MANT's stat inflation really made 2000m the new 1600m?
>>562700917I dont play mile and sprints
The Anon below this post has been promoted from the role of Trainer to the role of Puppy. Please congratulate him on his new role at Tracen Academy.
>>562700874based mommymaxxer
>>562700927issa leotardbut yes
>the one guy with MLB sirius on chrono is already at max followsDamn you guys work fast
bring back bump mechanics cowards
>>562700857Espoir City's is hotter
>allocated sparks for the umas and cards I wanted>won with free pulls and early wins so ended up saving a bunch>124K carats>only want Curren and Sweep in near future>no cards I give a shit about until L'Arc Pasa>no umas I want until CesarioWhat now?
>>562700968zased stayerGOD
>>562699470posts like these make me realize how blessed I am
was he a whale bait banner?
The next uma posted is my wife.
>>562700901Yes it's worth some distance and I wouldn't intentionally skip it, but not having it wasn't a brick in Pisces, not for my S Maru. Late spurting is what I saw brick the most frontrunners and it wasn't close.
>>562700973i can't wait for the canon mindbreakening event
>next card i need to roll for is light hello/tachy>not even sure if i should roll MaruI can't blueball myself for this longFuck
>>562701218Sure you can. It's like in 5 months.
>>562701147no you need him in your lineage or your affinity will be shit
>>562701174>>562701218
>>562701218i shot my load all for NTR and her forehead and it felt good
>>5627012653 months
>>562701218A single 10 pull or 2 to get rid of the rolling urges won't kill you
>>562701357Still a long time.
>>562698135I hope your eceleb gets into grooming drama
Do you think 100 pulls is a good estimation for uma banners? I got a 50% chance of getting a target uma in 100 pulls or less right? So it should average out to being around 100 pulls per banner.Obviously I dont want to pull for an uma unless I have enough carrots to pull 200 times, but I'm talking about an average for long term planning. Right now I'm estimating that I'll have enough tickets/carrots to pull 700 times by the time of the Tachyon banner, so I should be able to safely pick up about 4 uma banners along the way.
>>562701393
AIEEEE WHEN IS RICKEY I HAVE 30K I NEED TO COOOOM
>>562701218tfw also holding out for tachyon + maybe maru+finmobut my carat storage will be gone when nishino shows up
>>562701438On average it's 90 pulls I think
>>562701438for uma banners i think the average is like 120-130 to get a hit
>>5627014823 months from now
>shakur is the mission girl>start noooticing how cute her voice isBROS THE PROPAGANDA IS STARTING....
sooooooooo did cygames help the 199 pity guy?it's been a while
>>562701535>He is falling for itHeh
>>562701438Always pull with a spark. Always.>but the probabilityALWAYS
>>562701535Good.
I think Creek is cringe.
>>562701535happens to the best of us
>>562701552that was me, they basically told me to go fuck myself
>>562701535if you didn't max her when she's a meme you don't deserve her when she's meta
>>562700597I usually just take the charm chakra anyway for the extra 20 energy when she shows up in the classic year.If its senior year and I'm having a good run, then I always tell her to fuck off. If its a bad run, then I yolo it on strength.
>>562701682fairly sure Cygames doesn't have any human support
>>562701535I've always been posting Shakur propaganda
>>562701715I think they use Indians, yeah
>>562701438Out of the 6 uma banners I've pulled on, 3 of them made me go to spark
>>562699998kindly refer to >>562699786
won with goldshiwill win with goldshi again
>>562701685forgot card
>>562701715I used the support button from the menu option. I didn't think I was going to get much help but it was worth a shot anyway
>>562701682oh...rip
>le epic 4chan hacker>dj>double crown champi don't understand this uma
>>562701836I looked into the Pixel crashing issue again last week and there's a guy on Reddit championing the issue, said he sent 40+ tickets to Cygames and asked them to indicate they weren't using templates on each one and got no indication.
>>562701854>le epic 4chan hackershe isntshe is just a computer programmer and a statistician
>>562700513>no gibs for the real gamethere are gib on jp just like grub...
>>562694274There is a G1 every week (except one, the one after Satsuki Sho) until Takarazuka in June and the summer break starts
>>562701854She would fit right into the thread
>>562701682>we are unable to revert the game state to before the action was takenthey are in-fact able to do thisthe did an oopsie and end some banner in global earlier than expected before and they managed to put that banner back up with all pity intact a few weeks(?) later
>shakur was only 4cm away from being an le aura farm triple crown champ instead of the living meme we got instead
>>562701971Dont be meanIt was 7cm
>>562700842just cope with it. 2 grand parent med is enough haha...
my peepee go boingboing
>>5627020097cm would be long for Shakur. Bros...
>>562702037thats a boy
>>562701535you are falling into the deepest part of hell anon. Her story is literally nothing burger
I'm disappointed with these results:https://poal.me/pr799h
>>562702065retard
>>562702037>no fat crocsfake miler
>>562701516>>562701517well that averages out to about 100>>562701757Thats rough bro. I'm gonna pretend I didnt see that for the purposes of my planing.>>562701608I literally said that in my post retard. Obviously you recalculate after every banner.
I would rather betray /uma/ than let /uma/ betray me.
>>562702037spring tenno sho is just 2 miles
>>562702209You are being betrayed each time someone replies to you with an Oguri image
>>562702209Would Cao Cao run a meta or oshi team comp in CM
umapussy
>>562702076I think her story is fine enough, though all of it only really feels complete if you read her affection stories and onsen event imo.Goes through the whole>I think you are using me but i dont know to what end, so im gonna be a cuntmisunderstanding to>I will stop actively pushing away and try to respond to your attempts to get closer
>>562698483So that's where all the no groundwork parroting came from
lmao is sirius like a school gang leader or somethingdoes she sell weed
>run 2 speed>keep missing speed cap>run 3 speed>keep hitting speed cap before finalsi hate this game so much bros
>>562701964you can't do it for a single guy
>>562702359>weed>japanForget about being a jobber, she'd get kicked out of Tracen, thrown into jail and slandered on nippon news for years
>>562702359that's nakayama but as a prank she laces them with fent to make it a russian roulette
Races this weekend11th of April (sat):G2, New Zealand Trophy, 1600m Turf, 3YO only, NKH Mile Cup trialG2, Sankei Sports Hai Hanshin Himba Stakes, 1600m Turf, 4YO and up mares only12th of April (sun):G1, Oka Sho, 1600m Turf, 3YO mares only, first classic race of the year
