Previous: >>562689041>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Bright (3*), Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT), SSR Zenno Rob Roy (SPD), SSR Curren Chan (WIT)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Sakura Bakushin O (3* alt), North Flight (3* alt), SSR Daring Tact, SSR Daring HeartNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
>>562704223it’s monday
marvelous monday
Marvelous Monday
guys is it gay to like air shakur (a girl)
https://youtu.be/yxyq2N7eV-Q?si=2Mq-wBIhem2hfC7j&t=49BU'YSANNA BORZ EKHKASHDU'NENCHU DEVLLA TKHOJ'U'YRANNA LOM UG'USH TKHAN TS'ERASH TEKHKINALA ILLAHA ILLA ALLAH!
>>562704223marvelous
Teio!
no one askedno one caresshut the FUCK up
tach
>>562704546sunday sunday sunday
is it even possible to SS with sweepy
71% done (picture unrelated)https://jiggie.fun/uma_uma_umya_unyahttps://jiggie.fun/uma_uma_umya_unyahttps://jiggie.fun/uma_uma_umya_unya
>>562704639i read fraternization as fertilization
Digitan LOVE
i cant get over sirius symbolii have never seen a character fit so badly into anything beforewhy is there a 30 year old woman pretending to be a mob boss rapist in this school for children doing sportsshe drinks juice ON THE ROCKS
Kingu.
love kingu
>>562704639knowing this image inspire a 1k5 chapters and still ongoing borderline smut fanfic in china is hilarious
>>562704781>>562704775How did you samefag so quickly?
Do we have another free pull today I need to get a copy of Creek from it
>>562704223But it's Monday
https://x.com/netkeiba/status/2040999206073381188?s=20>Namura Clair is planned to be mated with Equinox for her first foalHis first crop has not yet debuted, and I am already tired of seeing him
>>562704883
>>562704805any translation?
>>562704739She's pretty interesting to dig into from the perspective of how they ended up adapting elements of the horse's real career into the Umamusume.There's a decent bit of nuance to her but at the end of the day is she is also a weird ass sukeban style character that also tries to hit on everyone.
bwos I'm not winning any xoguri rooms
Meisho Tabaru was supposed to win
Chat, I just broke 100k
Kingu bwos??? Wtf I thought Reddit loved us...
>>562704936there only AI convert to english in a seafag site as far i can tell since it is paywalled after the first 50ish chapter and the real smut is only posted in author private group chat
>>562705124congrats anon
>>562705078t.
>>562705145>paywalled after the first 50ish chapter and the real smut is only posted in author private group chatwhy are chinks so fucking gay
why the fuck would i play this cm
>Aiming for 2* or 3* medium>Got thisUhh...guess I got a generic but good enough grandparent to help out those suffering as far down into D and maybe E mile, and some speed to help out the junior year. Sometimes you don't get what you want but what you need.
Nobody likes King you can stop pretending people do.
Maruzensky choosen as HOTY of 1977
>>562705301What a rad racer she is
>>562705271because you get 3-12 years for writting smut
>>562705282You can softskip by making low investment triple lates, give them a bunch of accels and hope for the best.
i like to watch my horsey girls race
>>562705378Yea they run fast!
Wouldn't this CM be more fun if we just ban Oguri.
>>562705282>uma.guidewhat do they know they suck
>>562705301>Europe also chose Maru as their HOTY because of L'Arc winlol
>>562705283>S>that many stars on whiteswtf, I only get 1 star on the white sparks
>>562705340some of the most popular chinese novels of all time involve powerfantasy grooming and harems
>>562705282>Xoguri in any position other than Pace being recommendedwhy the fuck would you do this, pace is the only position with consistent midgame recoveries that XOGURI ALREADY HAS
>>562705378I like to watch Super Creek's boobies bounce and her long legs stride. I like to watch Eishin Flash bending over and exposing her full cleavage when she wins. I like to watch Kawakami Princess shaking her knockers like no tomorrow when she waves at the end of a career.
Good morning /uma/, guess we are back to using triple wit cards for cm12
>>562705282
Make some gay rooms
>>562705282that's cool and all, but I'm going to continue to bring my wife City and two of her friends
>>562705282you might as well not play cm for the next year because this is what it'll look like till then
>>562705595Yep, good ol' Ogurin.
>>562705512I mean people were memeing End XOguri for Sag only to get stomped by Taishin
Kingu
>>562705282I have a xoguri
>>562705567ok but do they get first place?
>>562705778Speed is stored in the chest. They run faster than everyone else.
>>562705512>played End XOguri during Sagi>played Front XOguri during AquariusS-should I do a late XOguri for Aries?
>>562705282So this is the one where we're gonna see 3x hoguri, vb and smaru huh? just like the memes
>>562704775fraud never won a single G1 lol
>>562705871that's every medium CM until evolved skills, yeah
>cant bring myself to glue my Gemini winnerOff to the vacation/my couch you go....
My autistic wife.
>>562705871Derby has Fantasy Pasa unique proccing at a good time from 3-7 so you'll see her too
>>562705865just do pacelate won't have enough time to push ahead of the other xoguri you'll face. your xoguri trying to push from late will only make the other pace xoguri push hard too
>>562705903Retardgwo...
Footy umas.
>>562705957but there'll be 5+ front/pace and her kit is built for late...
gawd now i have to go goon for the third time today thanks a lot
>doing my first Xoguri run since I got a usable parent>running the Crown schedule>get to the Kikuko with these stats>huh, this might be a problem>fuck it, it's an experimental run anyway>first try by 2 and 1/2 lengths over Bright despite missing the U=ma by pulling into the lead early and not getting her ult
>>562705871yup, that's the meta for a whole year, enjoy
>>562705957I got her during the Kitasan banner. Maybe I'll run her along Ogurin and Fuku
Does your favourite uma have a good casual outfit?
>>562705480Affinity and what the parents have are a big factor, and there's fluctuation in what the different S levels can give. Some SS's can still be susceptible to glue, and S and S+ still have a chance.to give quality sparks albeit lower, but regardless, it's still gamba in the end.That said, these are 2 S+ Biwa I saved and they were both within 7-8 runs from each other, but the spark variance you can get is absolutely insane.
>>5627059574-7
maybe this event will finally make people realize that fuji is not that busty
>>5627061376 7
i think people who use xoguri in rooms hosted here should be doxxed for the metatranny they are
>>562704408She's pregnant
Mondays aren't that Marvelous.
>>562705778Yup! In career CM is hard won't lie but I still try
>>562706193for some reason, all of this made me remember all the mexican pregnant memes that used to get spammed in /a/
>>562706187XOguri really is "shit and gaslight by sloptubers", and "metatranny" at the same time.
>>562706187But enough about Gold Ship
>>562706268every sloppa is saying xoguri is SS tier these CMs
>>562706126I meant the number of stars on each whiteOn your Biwa's it's the regular 1-2 stars onlyBut the Tachyon is more like 2-3 stars even though she's just S rank
>>562706312i am falseflagging as a gold ship user
we have an anon who watches every sloppa..
>>562705490>powerfantasy grooming and haremsyeah but none of these include actual smut just fade to black
wowieee xoguri sure is good with 400 sp invested just so her ult works unlike every other uma... wowieee she is broken wowww. a front gets killer tunes and escape artist and spot struggle and xoguri gets.... wowieee nothing
I will run Falco, V. Bourbon and S. Maru
>>562706116A very good one, yes.
>>562706368>FalcoI don't believe you
end closers aren't realfront runners aren't realif losing, win
>pre/post CM>XOGURI IS LE SHIT>during actual CM day>FUCK YOU XOGURI METANIGGER every fucking time
>>562706116All of them do yeah.
>>562705865You're basically giving up a huge amount of consistancy, for a potentially better high roll.She's good for this and the next CM though, so you could try one pace and one late for completion
>>562706514yeah?everytime?it is everytime gwowhat kinda point are you trying to make
xoguri didn't do shit last CM
shit gameshit life
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAIMAGINE SPENDING THOUSANDS ON THIS GAME AND LOSING TO AN S+ SHITTER WITH ONLY KITASAN AS THE NON WELFARE SSR OWNED
horny for mares
im DEVASTATED i forgot to check my cm finals i worked on for weeks.
This or NHk mile? I'd rather train
Bourbon's Valentine outfit gives her massive milkers, holy crap
>>562706617dumb Chiyoposter>>562706618DUMB Falcoposter
>>562706625just look at your reward bwo
>>562706638lol even, its tied to 30 stat mission. and it gives potentially 5 stat+another 15?
>>562706638miletake the powlet pill
>>562706621>AN S+ SHITTEROH NO NO NO BROWNGURI UH OH MINOR SPELLING MISTAKE ESL SPOTTED BLO DID NOT CHECK BEFORE POSTING THIRD WORLDER HOURS CHECKS CLOCK YEP HOURS OH NO NO BLUD IS SEA BLUD IS ESL DIDDY BLUD IS BROWN OH NONONONONONO REAL BROWN HOURS OH NO NO SEANIGGA SPOTTED UH OH PAGPAG SMELT OH NONONONONONO SEANIGGA SEA NIGGA OINK BLUD HAD A SPELLING MISTAKE OH NO NO NO ESL ESL ESL ESL
>>562706656she always has massive milkers
>>562705282To do HOP
1/2
>>562706730they're definitely more noticeable in her valentines outfit
>>562706638>marvelous and nishinowhat's the plan here
>>562706638no you wouldn't
>>562706621>OguriYou did not win.
>>562706730True, but in her casual fit it's covered by her jacket so i often forget
>>562705957potentialman like wedding maya
2/2
It's important to pat your cyborg often.
>>562706623same desu
>>562706831If you think running regular Oguri is not winning then you are delusional.She is equivalent to any other gambler with a late race skill like Brian or Rudolf in this next CM.
>>562706886Kawakami wouldn't act like this.
the machikanes
>>562706621>oguriyou didn't win
>>562706932just get a few sakes in her
>>562706698You speak too much like an autist>>562706701I will train>>56270680630 RB>>562706807I would.
>>562706968>>562706918
>>562706617Except give me a win lmao.Admittedly, it was a very undeserved one since I made her as an actual gameplan in relation to my stamina on my fronts sucking immensely and end closers burned me too hard during Sagittarius, Hoguri made me not need to think that much about stamina. That Tamamo actually could have won but we both had uncapped speed, and she just happened to have had 75 less speed than me. Luck of the lobby draw.
>>562706932I can see her acting like that
they can run 3 kilometers in 3 minutes but they are panting and sweating after dancing for a few seconds
>>562707015Actakami wouldn't this like that
>change windy for creek>now I can have staminaalright this is a nice deck, now I need to highroll a fast learner hat, highroll wit, and get Marvelous and Sirius to not agemasen me and she will be a passable f2p friendly dominator bot
>>562706621Is lateguri the answer to shit on paceguri slop?
>>562706621>ogurinuh uh try again
>>562707060but /uma/ told me stamina le BAD and creek le BRICK
>>562707060You don't need a stamina card for this next CM what the hell are you smoking
I am taking names for these horses, Three will be sent to Europe, one to US
>>562707060swap creek for an SR power and you can still hit stam target while capping power, and maybe get some actual hints
>they dont know creek is a brick
>>562707038You would be sweating too if you had to be next to Fuji for 3 minutes.
>>562707128Pearl Harbor for one getting sent to US
>>562707072Not reallyIt's just "get lucky"There is no answer besides hit all your shit with your late surger and have enough late game speed to catch up.I am running 3 late surgers with late race uniques specifically to see if I can gamble and get a lucky win off the soulless meta pick.
Oissu, Nice-u Nature des
I'm convinced nimble nav hints don't exist on Finemo
>>562706621Oguri "If Losing, Win" Cap as in Peak
>>562707271hey
oh no
yeppers can't be sexy
>>562706621>2 ogurispeak.
>>562707126This was my previous attempt >>562702989, same deck but windy instead of creek. She died every single time I tested her.>>562707168I don't have SR cards that give me hints the only one is FineMo power lol but I can try, Creek being SSR is annoying given the other cards. I guess I can put Nishino Flower there.
conceptualize loli uma racinghttps://x.com/AtTheRaces/status/2040766597560754435?s=20
>>562707128Bratwurst (colt) or Apfeltasche (filly) for the Europe horse
>>562707241this would be my plan too, but I still have nightmares from CM7 where triple lates meant always being 7/8/9 at the spurt and missing every accel
>>562707060CM11 is over anon...
>>562707213>パールハーバーdone
Can I get that Oguri Special Week meme based on the pigs who are eating oats?
>>562707409I don't know what you mean but have this pic that has both Spechan and Oguri Cap (as in peak)
Holy shit, I take back what I said of NTR being asscheeks. She's practically online by classic summer. This is with no Hot Topic
>five runs in a row where Pasa never finishes her event
>>562707407Based
0 LB Super Creek0 LB Fine MotionWhich do I pick? 1 of each?
>>562707368>Died everytime you tested What the hell are you testing it on?Pic related is the Oguri from >>562706621 and she places pretty highly every race I have tried so far.
>>562707470>speed growth umanice training wheels gwo
>>562707513hold it until you next pull and see who you get spooked byyou're not going to use 2LB of either of them
>>562707513>pickBro,,,,,
>>562707463They sure are cute.
>>562707378done
>>562707513That's not a picker my dude
>>562707409got you bro
>>562707391Well the good thing about this CM is that I feel like people will be lazy and run A rank debuffers who surely your girls will be faster than.Also NSM can rocket launcher you into the position to hit Ryan/Dober unique and although it won't be ideal timing it will be something.
S-she did it?SHE DID IT
>714k retention line
>>562707541is pump+mpb+nsm+OYL overkill?or did you not run NN and picked up slick surge from somewhere instead
>>562707541I ran into debuffers every single race.
>>562707312stupid BITCH never finishes her chain
>>562707652
>>562707596Apfeltasche not Apfertasche...
>>562707676I only ran into dominator debuffers, that don't touch your stam. That's interesting>>562707669I didn't run NN. I got the hint from rival races. I borrowed Bijin wit.
sex with rudolfs thighs
yeppers
>>562707706It's japanese, they can't into LApfeltasche = アプフェルタッシェ (reading Apuferutasshe)
sex with air shakur
>don't save your hammers bwo its guaranteed in finals bwo
>>562707850near guaranteed isnt guaranteedthe gamble is worth it where skill points are concerned since you should be capping all your stats by then anyhow
>>562707850That's why I always buy every gold hammer and don't use any until I get 3I always spend the silver hammer when I see em though on a G1
>>562707570I want MR. CB(?) to help my End Closers and some YT guy said Super Creek is on the same banner so might save until then? I got 2 SSR Anni Selectors and 2 Rainbow and Gold Selectors right now.>>562707574>>562707610Its not my fault... nobody taught me to read...
>>562707816Oh well, thats good enough then. Thx
noppers
>>562707919What about bronze hammers
sexxers
kitasan is a gaslight meme cardfinal 10 turns i’ve seen kawakami 3 times and kitasan literally not once
KITAAAAAAAA!5*speed 3*power plus it has mile and late surger grandparent pinks as this was intended for mayano...
>>562707951Mythical Don't existCan't hurt me
FUCK YOUUUUUU
>>562707652I wouldn't even think of running this with 500 stamina what the actual fuck
I don't buy Silver Hammers unless theyre leaving from shop or there's a G1. I don't buy 40% Megaphones unless theyre leaving from shop or there's a strong training that turn and I have no empowerings.Golds and 60% Megaphones instabuy every time
>>562707994pewter?
>>562707997sorry mb
I haven't seen a single late win in any test lobbies
>>562707997gwo disappeared
Hmm the power is a bit worrying but makes sense since she doesnt have any power growth and I cant use her own card on her which has a flat bonus.Didnt get groundwork (smaru cant come soon enough) or mile s anyway, so she was forever doomed to be glue, but at least the deck kinda works
>>562707997when losing, lose
>>562708058I hade a dober that I was training as a parent win a couple lobbies
>>562708058It's the poor man's optionNo Christmas Oguri or one of the three luxury front runners? Then gotta play late if you wanna have a chance
>>562708058Gambler mains haven't started building yet
>>562708072mile S?
>>562707921that banner is quite a while awayit seems like you're new which changes things a little. generally MLB SRs are equivalent or better than MLB SSRs, so if you have MLB stam/wit cards then you're unlikely to use 2LB Creek or Finemo. Finemo is a little more usable but Creek is rough at 2LB. If you don't have SRs and you're planning on pulling for Mr CB then you could use Finemo, but there's cards other than those two that might be worth ticketing instead, depending on what you're missing.
>>562707850oh nyooo not the +2 in every stat I've lost by using a silver instead of gold my run is literally over now
>>562706116My wife Royce Royce is not in that list
How much of a cope is NN over NSM?
brother..... why are we here
>>562708072>>562708158meant medium lol woops
>>562708029i refuse to acknowledge such a thing
>>562708058i've only done 4 so far and dia won one, and dober won another
>>562708164this but unironically
>>562708162>generally MLB SRs are equivalent or better than 2LB SSRswhat a slip...
>>562707997she just fucking left
>>562708164You miss out on +10 stats, that's one G2 epithet worth.
wtf bros I love this dork now??
yes I'm running smaru, vb and xoguri, how can you tell
I am sorry but I don't see my trainee that way. They are students and daughters, not romance options.
>>562708219Easiest open win of his life Not even the cute casuals and new players are safe
creampie sex with my daughter umas
>>562708219this guy kicks puppies. you have to be unbelievably soulless to run hanukkah crap in open league
>>562708280it's the way you posted something dumb and didn't post a screenshot with it>>562708276and you miss 10-15 SP per hammer for saving them for finals instead of using them on G1s, take your pick
>>562708279my ugly chud wife
>2 mant parents>single circlenigga what
have you adjusted to the umas being gay yet
>>562708380dont shay that....
>>562708381qwo your gps
>>562708381>a and a+those are probably unity cup parents and thus don't get all the race affinity for beating the same races
>>562708391I watched the anime first, S2 the season with McQueen and Teio's gay date was less gay than S1. You get used to it...
>daylight: savednyo...
Now that I think about it isn't wit Yeppers a good pick for the free voucher. 0LB works just as fine too
cm12 lobby71861040
>>562708391>tourist
>>562708503she only works for whale decks
>>562708380don't call her that
>>562708503no bwo you'll brick your account bwo
>>562708058>/uma/ test lobby have em extremely good obese paypigs >0 win as usual>Random lobbies >Nice Nature won 2 out of 2 times I attempted.
>>562708503brickers
>>562708503If you got nothing else to do, sure. Yeppers of any quality is basically a dead card + NSM
How do I get exactly 2 carats for the funny number, when TT is closed until reset and there's still a day left in the anniversary rewards?
>>562708529Actual whale or "I uma pulled too hard and I think anyone with three MLB SSRs is a whale" whale?
>>562708529>>562708557>>562708571B-but I can borrow a better card instead of yeppers MLB>>562708608Yeppers I need her for NSM
>>562708381>Total affinity is 114I wouldn't worry if they have enough stars in the unique skills. 0.8 acceleration is monster.
>>562708569You know how the old saying goes, if you can consistently place in /uma/ lobbies you're guaranteed A finals. Public lobbies only get hard a couple of days before the actual CM.
>>562708569gyaru neicha sex
>>562708503no it doesnt the card itself is ass
>>562708637Go ahead anon, just don't forget I warned you.
>>562708503the truth is that Yeppers isnt a good card and recommending her for CM12 is stupid, because if your xoguri is still in the pack by the time it procs you've lost to the other xoguri that had a better deck and more skills.CM12 is a track where the winning Uma wins by a lot by proccing consistent accel, like CM11. It is not a track where the winning uma wins by a head bu proccing lucky accel, like CM9
>>562708637FM can pull off decent statlines but....eh...my yeppers is LB1
>>562708629>three MLB SSRs is a whaleThis is actually true though. Probably only possible if you have been playing since the beginning and NEVER pulled on any uma and only pulled on those three SSR banners. Which I have a different opinion on those people
Installing umanko into my pillow
>>562708529nah she's awful there toot. this definition of whale deck >>562708740
>>562708740>respondingretard, stop failing the witchecks
>>562708740>hoarded 100k caratsOh nyo....oink oink
>>562708740bwo.... I've been playing since riko banner
>>562708421>>562708436>>562708643gro maya's accel ult doesn't work here>15 porcento for med Si am... maya's strongest trainer...
>>562708740Bro I've been playing since the "beginning" and only spent money on the monthly sub. And one time to pull Kitasan early because I was actually a bit late to the game's start and spent like 200 rolls on random umas. I have like 9-10 MLB ssrs from banners and quite a few "competitive" uma pulls around.You guys really need to put points into luck if you think 3 mlb is whale territory
>>562708701>>562708717>>562708719>>562708721I'll try taking the risk. I don't have a better card to use it for anyway. My Finemo is 0LB and my Creek is also 0LB
>>562708810I don't have any good wit cardsI started late and I had to spark 2 of the umas I pulled for.
>>562708915>since Riko>mlb Kita+Riko+RiceThats not a f2p account at all....
>>562708740haha this anon replied to the classic bait and the next 100 posts will be about f2p discussions
>>562708915cards you weren't pulling for specifically don't count
>>562708950JUST WAIT UNTIL THE NEXT SET OF FREE PULLS YOU FUCKING SNACK EATING MONKEY YOURE NOT GAINING ANY BENEFIT BY WASTING THE MOST VALUABLE RESOURCE IN THE GAME
In my opinion if you have a level 40 Tokai Teio R card then you are a whale.
>>562708984post revenue bros we eating good
>this "discussion" again
Goddamn it I should have posted the 3 MLB SSR F2P bait, I could have farmed so many (You)s.
>>562709046Free vouchers don't get updated with new cards, they are not that valuable.You should only keep rainbow stones.
>>562708950My Finemo is 0LB and my Creek is also 0LBWHY DIDNT YOU SAY SO. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT YEPPERS, IM SORRY FOR SUPPORTING YOU....SAME FOR SMARU SPEED REPEAT BANNER
>>562709046When is the next free pulls anyway? If it's before CM12 then I'll do that
>>562709061If you have a fully upgraded Mejiro Dober GIF file then you are a whale.
there is nothing wrong with being a group b finalist
>>562709085now your 4chan account is bricked
>>5627091151.5 anni, aka Grand Live release Just hoard your carats
>>562709147(If you're a group B finalist you are 100% WR Open Leauge material and you make more carats that way)
>>562708615The closest is getting four 3-carat Rewards from winning races (Team Trials or Career) and then burning 10 on a refill or something.
btw sweepers, you need to boost the anklet weights to whichever deck youre using. i just found out about this trick
>>562709108>>562709151My plan is hoarding till Tachyon speed so I don't think I'll try getting Finemo her next banner. I'll wait till CM12 before deciding then
>>562709147My f2p umas will sing that Ms Victoria while being 1st place in Group B soon
Here, for the madmen who got Ethiopia tier decks
>>562709258Tachyon speed happens before the FineMo rerun
Man I miss Unity Cup, when there weren’t 20 different ways in which your run could be bricked before senior year
>>562708162uhhh... I'm a day 1 player but I am so bad at this game I might as well be an eternal newfag
HORNY FOR MARES
>>562709292Huh I thought it was the opposite. Thanks.I guess I can decide whether to pull or not if I get lucky with Tachyon pulls
>>562709294yeah I liked it more when Riko's team bricks my perfect stats + Distance S uma
>>562709294>unity>pre-update Riko refuses to fuck you>first duel jobbersIt was worse. Here you just train instead of race before last 3 races of the starting year.
>>562709061Dober HATE
>nothing to roll for 3.5 months>then tach + marufinemo immediatelyI bet it'll feel reall good
>>562709262> Want SMaru since I run fronts> Already got mlb FM> Thinking about CB because I need a 3rd mlb wit card> Already got mlb CreekI think I'll just be borrowing these unless they give free pulls and I get really lucky
>>562709427>marufinemoskip that banner, hold till Ramonu
>>562708915You expect me to believe you have rice and riko mlb when you started the game at that time?
all you retards had to do was to pick the middle option at the first unity race
>>562709317you could at least post a good mare and not g*ntildonna
How long do we get a mare invokes your breeding instincts more than Dober
>>562709427you don't need either of those cards, so it's fine
>>562709459Riko's team can still randomly fuck you nevertheless
>>562709457had rice 3LB until free single pulls recently.
>>562708934Good one!
>>562709262all i need is at least 1 creek and i'm unbricked
>>562709427I'll get Maru with vouchers.
>>562709481don't say that...
>wit cards>ever
>>562709514maybe if you were bad
>>562709481WE like gentildonna here
i am going to cope and say that this has a chance against x oguri next CM.
who's genital doner
post something cute
>>562709524Gee I wish I got an SSR from free pulls. Must be nice.Surely you gotta understand there are some people with G aptitude in luck
>>562709514yeah race RNG is in fact quite bad hahanow imagine doing that 40 times a run lol
>el pasa parent is still the highest rated run with 18100 where I abused her for the affinity and pick skills mindlessly for the white sparks>the best aces I make with care and lots of thinking barely break 17000 I think I might actually be too retarded for mant bros...
>>562709514That only happened to me when I'm having a bad day or I'm already pissed with a chain not finishing. It's like the game's aware
>>562709617
>>562709652perhaps you are thinking too much
>>562709598Make a room and invite the hoguris in then
>>562709617This is very cuteThank you anon>>562709652I haven't even made my first SS rank.
>>562709621shouldnt matter if you save carats for the important bannersnot every uma is your wife
In this world you're either called puppy-chan or call other people puppy-chan.
>>562709652>inflated uma has inflated scorehmmm
JUST LET ME HIT SPEED FOR FUCK SAKEEEEEEEE IT’S ALMOST SENIOR YEAR AND IT’S STILL LEVEL 1 FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>5627096521. Are you using uma.guide to give you the races to run?2. Are you buying anklets, microphones, and energy/charms to use on summer?This is all you need to do to reach SS. RNG is the only thing that prevents you from doing so.
>>562709598Your accels bwo? Got one of those as well
>>562709457If you don't reroll until you have both SSRs of your first banner MLB'd you're an idiot. The whole game is about rerolling.
>>562709727I pulled on THREE umas since RikoCafe who I got at 160 rollsTamamo who I had to sparkAnd NY Urara who I had to sparkAs for support cards I rolled on Kitasan rerun who I also had to spark AND crystal to get MLB.That's how my luck is. I have not pulled on ANY other banner in the history of this game since Riko banner when I started playing.
tfw its 3rainbows+finmo on speed, but its a g1 race on your parent run
>Second gold inspiration, unluckily got mile S from the first one"Ok cool, I'll get medium this time and groundwork too">Turf S and random late surger skillI've been using the wrong Opera borrow....
>>562709457You're talking to subhuman poorfags who'll spend 3 days rerolling nonstop
>>562709874Hahaha good one>>562709901I dont care if you are poor but spending time doing that is what worries me. I don't think anyone reasonable does that.
>>562709652All you need to know about rank is 5*ing your uma massively increases your rank but getting distance S doesn't give a single point.
>>562709789You're supposed to build bond on speed too
>>562708740we could've had a nice thread anon
>>562709901>Don't reroll your account bwo! It's a waste of time!>Do 100 hours of MANT runs to reroll your aces bwo! You NEED long S!
>hit all my accels>turf S vs turf A>still lose because other guy had stacked 180 extra speed in green skillsI thought speed >1200 was only worth 25% of the expected value? 1600 = 1250 or something
>>562710068i am sorry TamaNext one will be butter surely
>>562710068i feel like i'm in a time loop
>>562710106maybe it's 1250 = 1600
>>562710106>I thought speed >1200 was only worth 25% of the expected value? 1600 = 1250 or somethinggreens ignore that, also they fixed it to be 50% shortly after the whales complained
>>562709514>cocon and glasse are on 2 teams out of 5 and the rest of riko's teams are URA-tier shitters>you can pick your aces for each team >cocon and glasse are always in medium and long>you need 3 wins to winhmm I guess there's just no way to basically guarantee a win every time haha. I guess I'll click autoselect then blame it on RNG!
>>562710106You have no midrace skills and let the fronts/babyjesus get way too far ahead
why are people so mad that they get called a whale lolif anything, people with 3+ mlb SSRs are either sweats or paying, both of which are kinda investing too much into a silly casino game that doesn't even give you money back ever
>>562710218>frontsIt was my Ayabe vs his. He pulled ahead at the last second because of higher speed.
>>562710220It's less anger about being called a whale and more frustration that umapullers can't recognize what phase of the game we are in
>>5627098831 riko in 200 pulls, no riceNo Fuku, no NTR2 FMs in 502 smarus in 35free pulled kita, tamamo106k carats left, pulling the cunny
>>562710220> video games are about making money!You wot m8
>>562710220Because people are trying to talk about the game and everytime you post your uma people start screaming whale or tryhard or whatever other retarded nonsense they come up with. Nobody cares if you're an unlucky poorfag, you don't need to spam every post of someone with better rolls than you calling them a whale
let me be clearif you were luckier than me with free pullsyou are not f2p
>>562708740tfw i started playing on special week card eventi only have kitasan as my non-free mlbi didnt reroll though
>"Don't ever use your resources until something better comes along">something better comes along>"It's a gaslight don't use them yet">"You're going to want it for the next thing trust me">"Why are you using it on THAT? You need to save it for next thing"
You fags promised me god tier sparks if I got ss...
>>562710456wtf thats me delete this
>he pulled during acceleration
>>562710220Oh God its the return on investment faggotWere only missing the retard that says your account is worth millions of you have all the platinum cm titles
>give dober uma stan, fast and furious, and other midrace skills>9th going into late-race What the fuck are you doing
Let me be clearI am saving full sparks for the umas I wantcards are extraB finals is fine
>>562710456Clairvoyance EX is a blessing and a curse>>562710491No we promised 70% of your whites will be 2*
Only dillema i got is which uma is the evergreen umaIs it that Orvfefre tryhard?
>>562710456This is why the Umaroller is happier.
>>562710456That better be a guy or AlmondLove Danchou
>>562710491>power card
>>562710602Except when a cm rolls around and we start getting mental breakdowns about how everyone is a whale and the game sucks, etc
>>562710456I need you to delete this picture.
i pig out on limited time carat packs and then spend them on those daily single pullsif i pull nothing, that means i was fated to suffer in this fucked up shit orb in spaceand i curse the demiurge
demiurge mentioned
>>562709134Is human transition dober gif f2p achievable?
I want to RIDE this middle schooler
Is the daily paid thing worth it?
>medium S, groundwork, 3 greens and this godlike statline>but>Bourbon wit didn't finish>NTR didn't finish>Marv didn't finishWhat is this fucking bullshit
>umarollers calling people with a better deck whales/luckshitters/sweats(for skipping umas)>Efficiencyfags and/or whales calling f2ps with lesser decks dumb for rolling umasIt's a cycle of sorts. Both will never see eye to eye, and thus should stop enforcing their own values upon the other partyBut if you ever paid at all you're a whale though :^)
>>562710741real women dont look like that. they look more like nishino flower
As an f2p, you should have 4 banner ssr's mlb if you aren't an unfaithful whore
>>562708380lmao based as hell
>>562710745If you aren't poor then yesIf you are then do it while sparking you'll save about a thousand jimmies per spark
>>562710745You get a 10 pull at the price of 500 (paid) carats
are we getting any more gold shards before the cheerleader event or am I going to have to play the whole month without MLB stinko
>>562710805I can agree on these terms.Though I don't understand why anyone who rolls for Uma would be upset about losing CM when they willingly brick their account for fun.
>>5627108045 ssrs finishing is on the greedy endAlso why the fuck do you want Marvel late surgers gold
god i love murdering soulless chink whales in room matches
idk but i think if you have 0 carats in your account you already lost the game
>there are B finalists in this thread
>>562709481t.shina
>>562710938Good riddance to bad rubbishGood shit anon
>>562710938kek i recognise that name, i also faught against the 4k sp oguri before
>>562710946
>>562710946me
>>562710924huge 5 speed and 10 power
Didn't Chiyofag say he doesn't even play the game anymore?
>>562710946It's B finals winner for you, thank you very much.
>>562710946>Someone in this thread plays open league
>every single uma goes to the same outdoor storage corner to brooddoes it count as the second stump
My life would probably be happier if I played open.
>>562710946Me
>>562710876Yeah wtf is with that? I only aim to make A finals. The rest is whatever the slot machine wants to do
>>562711081Gimlet is so coolI can't wait to roll for herI wish her default version was the mile focused one instead of her ballroom version
>>562710946I'm a B finalistI roll for Uma to do their career and never do it again unless I end up liking them.I don't own a single non-welfare MLB SSRI flatline regularly when I'm interested in other games.
>>562710106Accel only lets you hit your max speed sooner. It's not gonna let you beat someone that has more speed. And since you over invested in accel, you don't have any velocity skills to carry you the rest of the way.
I remember stressing out because I thought I was gonna brick myself if I did the Finemo banner with zero copies.Now I have MLB Finemo, MLB NTR, and I've pretty much already made back the carats I used.
>>562711281pump and moving past is over investing?
>>562710491You need better parents
Anyone else here running non-hoguri and hoping a miracle is going to get your oshis a win next CM?
>>562710946That's still fine what isn't is if a Danchou is a B finalist. Surely (You)r danchou is A finalist and a plat holder right?
I am an uma roller and have gotten to A finals every timeI have gotten plat in all but the sprint and the last CM (although Scorpio was my first CM)
What, are some runs just fucked?grass just lost hopeful 3 times in a row with 380/250/370/250/300she won this shit in previous runs with WAY shittier statsReally?Nothing I can do? Just fuck me just cause?Dogshit
>>562710220If you get called a whale you get a sense of respect in other sites like discord twitter other than 4chan.Here if you get called a paypig, thats a sign of being unskilled who needs to pay to win.
>>562711414My danchou might not be the strongest but he always does his best to make his oshi workSo i respect him whilst i just meta slopt it up
>>562708219fucking genwunner
>>562708740holy shit you people have literally no idea how to manage your carat spendings, no wonder every CM feels free
>>562711364You already have turf S, so technically yes.
>>562711453So the random umas that join sometimes bloat a styleIve had them be 10 pacers so my late surgers never got past the blob
>>562709529Lucklet cope is amazing
>>562708219isnt there high chance those skills wont activate with so little wit
>>562711515Or maybe someone just has shitty luck
>>562708765BASED Do you have a cover for it too, huh?
Wait Umamusume is canonically yurige now? Based.
>>562710804Nice Pisces uma bwo
your Danchou is a man stealing whore
>>562711454Whenever I go into a practice room and I see one of the names is "Whatever@something" they are always whales.It makes me pity them because they have to spend money to feel a sense of belonging in an online community and they reinforce each other in their spending too.
>>562711578
>>562710812And that's why real life is so shitty.
>>562710196the 3 losses were almost always to the nonamed NPCs thoughbeit
>>562711584Always have been
NOOOO I FORGOT IT'S CALCULATING DAY
>>562711687now tell me what are to odds to activate 3 heals
>>562711584Special Week does have 2 moms after all.
The dirt team trials track can be firm right?
>>562711581>daki with an onanext level for me honestly
>>562711581No but I should
>>562710804If you have good power sparks you can cap power with only one
>>56271178750% even at 450 wit, thats amazing
did i do it toreina is dirt saved now?
>>562708219god, this is why I don't use open league. Imagine wanting an easy A win but then you come across minmaxing faggots like this
>>562711584>now
>>56271178761.41% on 600 wit
>>56271178770% at 600 witpretty good for a format that doesnt even need accel to win the majority of matches
>Pasa didn't finish event>didn't get Head-On from races or Nimble Nav from FinemoI'm actually confused on how this Xoguri is winning test lobbies, only other accel is Angling not shown in frame
>>562711584that's stallion yaoi
you're talking mad shit for someone on sleeve range
>>562711978you need around 850 for 70%
Looking for suggestions on how to spend my resources. This is my current card collection - I didn't use the stuff from the half anniversary so now I have two SSR vouchers and two rainbow uncap crystals.
>600 Speed>680 Stam>630 Power>loses to TannhauserSymboli RETARD
>>562712051
>>562712051I'm going to tie the sleeves together
>>562708347Leave us puppy kickers out of this soulless crap
>>562712076If you can reliably reach A Finals, then save tickets until FineMo rerun. Otherwise, MLB FineMo
>>562712051DIA SLEEVEJOB
>>562712090Mambo!
>>562711078I won A finals
>>562711790>2 moms>become chud
>>562710924Exactly as that one anon said, and its not being greedy when TTL is make or break>>562711615Sure bro 1000 stam is totally not overkill >>562711865Thanks for the advice anondacchi but I'm looking for an actual CM 12 ace, not one with sub 600 stam.
>>562712076I would say pop the 2 vouchers and a crystal on Fine. Creek won't see much use until the next scenario
>>562712186Sure bro 1000 stam is totally not overkillThats a Pisces winner
>>562712173You don't deserve it.
>>562712229Ugh, I'm talking about an Aries Cup ace anon but sure I'll let you gloat
>4 recoveries>2 of them don't activate anywaysI just know CM12 is going to piss me off
if your xoguri doesnt have umastan its bricked
>>562712331your wit scrolls???
>>562712186You can probably cap wit with Bourbon and Fine on 15% but it would need some highrolling
>>562712242Your mom didn't deserve you either but here we are
>>562711836>>562711838It's Cinematography, as they say. It feels so fucking good to hug your favorite chars and plug them at the same time, all lubed up, look into their cute faces, cum, and then fall asleep on top of them. You should really, really try it when you can, DaiSca and Furashu are especially good for this.
Festa can't come sooner in global
>>562712090WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS CUNT I EVEN BOUGHT HER SKILLS FUCKING SYMBOLI RETARD FUCK
>>562712479Skill issue. Rudolf's like one of the honse that doesn't need clocks because of her broken unique
>>562712090>>562712479for the love of god run her as late, her chance of triggering unique is 50/50 when she is pace
>>562712479>paceRudolf is a late surger
>>562712310Good man. Good luck with the hag. Im gonna run Daiwa instead.
doing an open leauge tourney and the host had to use chatgpt to make a numbered list of all the playersthis feels worse than Melty tourneys
>>562712426are there any good ones i don't want off model bad art
>>562712568WHAT MORE DOES THIS DUMB CUNT NEED
>no one joined my cm12 lobby
>Global Reference document hasn't been updated since November>Skills spreadsheet hasnt been updated since CM9man what else is falling by the wayside
>>562712479play her as end
>>562712684why are you making her pace
>>562712705It's because they all moved to uma.guidepretty much every resource has been consolidated onto that website
>>562712684>Pace Rudolf
>>562712705people should know how to play the game by now
what is this daiwa missing? because she looks good but she’s only s+ so i feel like something is missing (there’s groundwork but it’s at the bottom)
>>562712734Her sole purpose is to be a parent for my Pace Chasers.
>>562712684>WHAT MORE DOES THIS DUMB CUNT NEEDbeing late surger
>>562712684bwo you need to adapt to the number of styles from your races not just mindlessly making her pace. If fronts are more than 3 then she'll easily win as pace. If not make her end or late
>>562712778Escape Artist? Also you probably want capped wit if possible
>>562712780>Rudolf>Pace parent
>>562712780>rudolf>pace chaser parentam I getting ragebaited
>>562712076Ideally you'd like another MLB Speed SSR but its really not worth going all in on Fuku or NTR. So I'd hold your crystals and either go to 3LB with Finemo or hold everything and see if you luck into more Fuku/NTR/Biko/Baku.
>>562712780>Pace Chaserplay Brian/Oguri/Anime Teio/NY Opera for that, your paces will never trigger Divine Might
I forgot to click 2x event points...
>>562712778is that really enough stamguts?
>>562712912It's okay, you can just run two mant runs instead
boysex
i'm sorry for thinking rudolf is a pace and oguri is a late surger, the game has them like that by default
>>562704223Those tits are excellent.
one day I will remember to click the bottom option after popping a bottle from empty and racing at 20 energythat day is not today
is mayano a pace?
67, 68
Mr CB or Curren Wit if I want an extra stat stick wit card to use until Ramonu?
>>562712426stop making me want to actually put my ona on top of a daki and get a Daiwa cover
>>562713031To be fair Oguri is any except Front. She simply wins if she's losing
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>562713140Mr. Cock and Balls
>>562713140Tachyon
>>562713181>To be fair Oguri is any except Front. ummmmmm nyo
well, what is it, anon?
>>562713264i just woke up
>listening to youtube's auto playlist while fan farming>WINnin' 5 plays>sudden feelsI missed this song so much. This song is simply peak
>take slick surge before the first race every run>always procs in inheritance>do one run where I don't take slick surge>no inheritancepuzzling
Edging training going well, soon I'll be able to Long Climax!
>>562713364
>>562712657You can print your own out at third party chinese websites to start with, that way you know exactly what you're getting. You'll need decently sized fanart or use upscalers (not great though) to upres smaller artwork. Then when you get comfortable and/or want better products you can look at your favorite Japanese artists and see if they've ever sold any of your favorite uma or girls. If they are currently selling them, great, but if not you will have to look at third party auction sites and that's another rabbithole discerning what are fakes and not and so on. Honestly I think getting a good pillow is the most important thing so thats what I recommend you do. It's also much cheaper too.>>562713151Do it, do it, do iiiiit! DaiSca is super huggable and fuckable. You know you want to fuck and hug her at the same time! Humping her sideways all comfy on your bed and then collapsing on top of her while gripping is just the best.
>>562713379
does PoC work in CM12?
>>562713456it does but the final straight is longer so it's kinda a wastenot bad though
>>562713456define work
>>562713456What an odd question. The answer is yes.
>>562713456The only track it doesn't work is the 1000m one with no corners
>>562713456when doesn't it work?
>>562713364>>562713397Please give your trainees their ears back. This is not an acceptable form of punishment for bad race results.
>yuri eventSkippu.
>>562713264Why does Mambo keep shooting ki blast
>>562713524the summer dash 1000m without corners
is that an okay deck for ace grassu
>>562713589Her power can't be contained
>>562713592DON'T ANSWER FOR HIM
>man this uma(late surger) just doesn't work>get pulse>wins?
>>562713364I knew uma ears were detachable.
>>562713614why in the world would you ever use welfare dober outside of TT units?
>>5627136146ssr mega whale deck. kys
>another event without me, the toreinaWhen will uma get good events?
>>562713614you're not finishing chain events with that deck
>>562713651idk I was not sure about that one too but I can't think of any other wit card I could use, I guess I can just put SR tachy
>>562713614Replace Dober with tachyon for tether hints and because 6 SSR is too heavy on the chains
If i like end closers, should i really be rolling for Mr. CB soon? I don't even have enough for a spark anymore, i burned a lot on the Fine Motion banner, and Maru SSR is also coming right
>>56271365170 RB meme>>562713614Does it even work outside of bigger numbers like skills and whatnot
This thing is gonna earn me 20 bucks
>>562713552>not skipping every event
>>562713714that should be better I guess? I do want to use maabelous though, idk if 5 SSR's is good enough to finish the chains, I don't care about Finemo agemasen'ing me
>>562713614How do mega whales who can run 5 actual-gacha SSRs even deal with the gold skill RNG anyway? Just assume the massive stat differences outweigh the total lack of a gold heal or what?
Nishino Flower would be the perfect bait in "To Catch a Predator".
KWAB
>>562713661this is bait
>>5627138055 is easier to handle than 6 so yes, that's okay and Tachyon is a better wit card than Dober with the same RB. You're good to go.
bwos... I'm so sleepy.... I'm just gonna... close my eyes for a bit..........
>>562713745CM11 was five days ago bro you missed it
Yeppers...
>>562713806I'm not even a mega whale... the purchase details shows I spent 70 bucks
>>562713849thanks bwo, almost fell for it
>>562713717Rolling without spark is a waste
>>562713806They just fucking hope the RNG is good like with everything else in this kusoge. Uma is a highroll game after all.If Cyjews was smart, they'll accelerate the current update where every support event is guaranteed to finish.
>>562713896plappers
>>562713589She is that powerful
>>562713409I might actually cave in one day and get a cover if I can find good enough art
Clothes off at the FUCKING door!
>>562713806Not all gold skill are the same for ace training you get whats best or kill the event chain early on
>>562713935Oh, wait, i lied. Yesterday's gibs actually put me just above thresholdBut i do like to burn 10 pulls here and there on uma banners..
>men marry their mothers, women marry their fathersIs your uma wife similar to your mother, Toreena?
>>562713717if you know/knew you would be an end-closer main then you should have skipped FineMo. if you skipped FineMo because you're a shitter then Cock&Balls has somewhat comparable production but less generalist uses. if you skipped FineMo because you're waiting to pull on the SMaru+FineMo banner in a few months then just continue to wait.
>>562713228imagine the rape
>>562714074when is this flattie's alt coming to global
>>562714123God I hope not...
>>562714163
>>562712657Sorry, meant to say its much cheaper to print out a cover than ship an official one from source or auctions. Also I don't want to shill too much in general, especially when I haven't custom printed in quite a while. But I know it can feel like more work or even like im shafting you, so I'll give you some examples but you must do your own research too. If youre in the US these are good custom ones,hobbyheart.comcuddlyoctopus.comMight even ship internationally haven't checked. Of those hobby heart is the better one imo. Also you want images that are vertical and have white backgrounds as those translate best as covers. Pic related as an example. You'd take this upscale for example, and then submit as a front, and find the back (if any) and put a back image on it too and that would be your custom cover.>>562713978Cave in, noooooooow! I wanna hear about how good it is when you do it!!
>>562713023extremely cute pet
>>562714265fuck my life
did y'all roll for your Boysky boywife already?
>>562714074what cup size is this?
>6 turns with no events at all not even main scenario onesWhat is the actual percent chance of your card events even triggering, this shit is actually insane.
AAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE KODOMO JA NAI!!!
>>562714412Im not a faggot like VF
>>562714412I already have Vanilla Sky. That's enough for me.
>>562714462The raped...
>>562714483vanilla sex with Sky...
highly erotic....
>>562714284one day I will...
>>562714475What the fuck is her problem
>>562713889n-noreal CM starts today
>>562714475
>>562714438S
>>562712778Groundworks, also double circling is inneficient.
>>562714625Nyooo, nooooow! Tooooday!
I leave the parent farming to the willing holy fuck the new scenario is insane.
>>562714741Ultrasex.
So what's the point of Team Sirius turning rainbow when it never lands on the training you want to trigger it and never again if you do?
https://youtu.be/P2gT6t9A4Ig?si=4vbG5AbKEgOEzjmD
210k fans, did I do well today danchou?
>>562714930It's a bait card for newfags who have nothing else, don't use it if you have a somewhat decent deck
>>562714815with my next paycheck I might, actually doing it to Daiwa and having her daki would enhance the experience
https://youtu.be/qHaKNGtehYk?si=f62ekgw8XIkT2ZBUFukukitaru Gives you a seizure
bwos will poc activate on this track!?
>>562714984No get back in there
>>562709617AHH I DIDNT SEE THIS. YOU GOT ME FIRST. EARLY HELLO AND GOOD NIGHT FRIENDS
stop being horny torena-san
>>562714930youre meant to use sirius as a way to abuse racing at 0 energy and the "free" rainbow in the summer. if you cant or dont know how to do this then its a bad card
>>562715014It certainly feels that way. It's impressive that a decent run gets me the same uma as my main deck, but god I have to work harder for it.
>>562715014It was good for the gold long skill, it doesnt matter anymore since long is done this scenario and I got a decent 2nd place
>>562715076but it's anime and games time...
>>562715120I can't I didn't do it for few days now because of Easter
>>562714670this . . . .makes me want to brutally rape Mayanowhy would you post this
>>562715164Did you let your uma rest after the 2nd consecutive race? Or when she had no energy left?Drink some kelp juice, eat a cupcake and fucking get back in there.
>>562715120Actually I'm thinking about jerking off a second time later today...
>>562714816Umazing!
>>562715120I need a forehead derby between all forehead umas...
>>562715075This is end closer territory
>>562715075yeah, right there
>>562714816>guts still the worst stat
>>562715058
>>562715075The perfect track..!
>>562715232>raping an uma
>https://x.com/yanfei_pyro/status/2040689406613528844>Croix du Nord (pink cap) just wobbling back and forth, blocking Lebensstildamn
>>562715402Choco milk
>>562715465hmm. people actually do dance like this.
>>562715484live by the pace blob die by the pace blob
>>562714816Even my uma has more guts than that. How does this stat remain worthless for the entirety of the game's lifespan?
>>562714816The fuck you need parent farms for? You're on JP
i dance like this
>>562715478>implyingI know I know, it'd be vice versa, but the feeling is still there.
>>562715465horale mi rasa
>>562715484DISQUALIFY THIS NIGGA RIGHT NOW
>>562715484yet /uma/ thinks FoV debuffs are bad
>>562715576YATTA
Kitasan Black is too sexualI can't run her
>>562715546new scenario has you choose between guts or stam since the trainings arent strong enough for bothSprint/Mile you max GutsMedium/Long you max Stam
>>562715484What a villian...
>>562715546Afaik they greatly increased stat caps for latest scenario and you'd still much rather focus on getting more speed than guts.
Post umas dancing
>>562715484Kitamura Yuuichi is such a shit jockey
>>562715484IF YOU ARE BROCKED
ikuno is actually kinda cute?
>>562715791
>>562715484So why did McQueen get disqualified for blocking again?
>>562715705
jockeys should be able to beach each other up during races twisted metal style
>>562715930Her ass was actually fat enough to block someone
>>562715870Isnt she a flattie? But yes she is cute
>>562714816So when stamina is uncapped and targets are more dynamic, how do you know what the baseline is on a given race? Is it basically the same as 1200 but scale our current targets to a % of the meta scenario?
>>562715961>jockey elbow webm
>>562715961
>>562716016You first need as much stamina as you need (new mechanic increases stamina consumption) then as much speed, power and wit as you can. Guts is important if the last straight is long but it's not the case for next CM
oh yeah that's the stuff
>>562712095>>562712153
umamusume is just a mobage
>>562716223debuffer / ace ?
>>562716194what happened to the guy that elbowed? banned for life? sued for murder attempt?
>>562716251trying to do grass ace, my nadeshiko wife
>>562716265slap on the wrist
>>562716214The question was badly worded.>You first need as much stamina as you needHow do you know how much stamina you need? Like on global, you know ahead of time that 800-900 is enough for a medium, but when the cap goes up every scenario, clearly that "enough" changes frequently as well.
>>562716194>riding style means that a slight breeze will knock you off your horsdeserved tbqh
Can something like this work for next CM?Assuming I get one with medium S and FM gives me Nimble nav hint
>>562716265Banned for 2 months and then got to ride in l'arc
Oguri just might be the greatest horse for MANTnot only is she easy to use but her inherited unique as a parent just makes any horse that isn't a front, able to win, even the ones with dogshit unique What the fuck is this bias
>>562716289this is an underage girl btwyou are a predator if you are attracted to her btw
>>562716289sex dress...
>>562716265ningen don't have rights in uma sports
>>562716313You use umalator and do rooms, also you try not to use recoveries in JP
>>562716403>this is an underage girl
Praise me to allah.
>>562716380if lose=win
i just realised umao was short for umaotoko a tranny club
>>562716536Grass wouldn't act like this.
>>562716330Why did you buy red shift. U stupid?
>>562716289ramonu is so fucking ugly
Now that Mambo got voted as the best club of 2025, which club will take their place this year?
SHE WAS A 17 YEAR OLD PRESENTING 35 YOU SICK FUCK
Ramonu wasnt on my radar at all until I started posting here and now she makes my dick incredibly hard. So I guess another case of propaganda working
>>562716693t. pedophile
>>562716764It's reading her story that made me fall in love with her. I don't really like pace chasers so I have to mutate her to front once I get her.
i skipped through the event because i had stuff to do, can someone give me a tl;dr?
>>562716693you are so fucking gay
>>562716330Yes, Red Shift isn't good though, I thinkMaybe you could try and get Killer Tunes from Pasa SSR, unless you're borrowing Finemo or NTR alreadyYou're still gonna lose to XOguris probably just because it's XOguri
it is impossible for me to rape an umamusume or to be raped by an umamusume
>>562716826girls dance shakur is dj
>>562716826It's still there to be read...
>>562716775Gold Ship would never pin her and fuck her trainer
>>562716826Copious lesbian sex leads to mass murder
>>562716826all umamusume are gaaaaaaaay
>>562716826>>562716891what is that thingdoesnt look uma related
>>562716889why would anyone like a girl without boobies
>>562716891i can’t read>>562716884>>562716923>>562716930ty
DANCHOOOOUUUU PEOPLE ARE NOT DOING CAREERS EVERY 3 DAYS START DOING SOMETHING
>>562716669>>562716872Red shift doesn't work?? I thought it did...
>>562716913golshi fucking drugged and raped me in the hotspringwhat do you even mean
>>562716225Creek, stop cosplaying as Dia-chan!
I decided to try uma again after like few few month break (6 at least?) Did they changed how Guts and Wit work now? I tried to run single simple run of Ura Finale (wtf they added 2 other gamemodes) with Seiun Sky and holy shit she was constantly struggling with lack of Guts and Wit. I though you were suppose to skip those stats and just pump Speed and spread Stam and Power equally
How do I build markensky
>>562717008It's delayed but it still works, it's shit if it's your only accel tho
>>562717008late final corner
>>562716965ningens have horse dolls umas have ningen dollswhat's the confusion
>>562717006it is over dahby-santhe aTBril has begun, and all clubs shall die of flatning it is MANTVER
>>562717040>lack of Guts and Wit. I though you were suppose to skip those statsWhy do you think our lord and savior is called Witgod?
>>562717053>>562717060I also want Head on and Nimble, what else can I inherit then?
>>562717040Fronts always needed high wit, but yeah there's a new mechanic called spot struggle with fronts where they fight for position with witGuts isn't that important for fronts tho, you need more stam because spot struggle also eats your stamina
>>562717135nothing. this is a front vs late vs xoguri cm
>>562717143god I wish she had skin/costume without that lab coat. She would be pure sex
>>562717195
>2025 double tiara horse>2025 Oaks winner>2023 Hanshin JF and 2025 Victoria Mile winner>All in a G2damn
>Helios SSR can AGEMASEN ouwhat in the actual FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
nice game umatards
>>562716826I dunno, it's the first event I ever skipped
>>562717048Get Groundwork and Angling and uhh win
>club bike is getting too looseget us a new one danchou
Whelp there goes the post-cm high, we're back to club drama and shitflinging again
>>562717208>without that lab coat.niggerfaggot
>scarlet: you should relax more>trainer: nah, I'm good>scarlet: you WILL relax?
>>562717208she has 2 alts
fronts do not need guts, because if they duel they already lostfronts dont need power either, because if they need to accel well they already lostall fronts need is wit and speed because high wit means you never lose the pole position so it just comes down to speedthis is 100% facts
>>562717201maybe B finals isn't bad this time around...
For digitan should have her as an end closer because I think its cooler
>>562717269Chroni isn't that flat unfortunately
>>562717335she wanna fuck
>>562717040>Did they changed how Guts and Wit work now?Wit didn't really change but umas are 'smarter' now and will spread out on the final corner, so there's less blocking for the backlines which is why Seiun Sky is being rapedTwo mechanics were added for guts, Spot Struggle for fronts (increase speed, in exchange of consuming more stamina), Dueling for everyone (late-race final straight, you get additional accel/speed based on your guts, you need to compete against a nearby uma with the same speed as your uma)
>>562717367They need power during mid race
>>562716307>>562716356>>562716447wtfhow did the guy that got knocked off react to that?
need dicl
>>562717317>niggerfaggothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2nTbqbtGug
>>562717372Just use triple late, give them a bunch of accels and you'll eventually luck into A
the legendary gamba parent run. i can't fuck this up.
>>562717567why is she so :>
>>562717557it was just banter
>>562716969I'm sure I don't know, I definitely don't have over 100 images of her or anything.....
>>562717425>>562717195so how do you train Seuin now even in the basic mode? 2 speed and then 1:1 guts/stam or 1:1 guts/power and sometimes wit (to reach like 300~400)? or everything equally and just ignore wit most of the time?
>>562717591I don't really like Late umas
>>562717640>so how do you train Seuin now even in the basic modeWhat are you training her for? Post cards and I'll help you
>>562717696I don't mean the design but the mechanics associated to the running positionI prefer reliable horses and not full on gambling
>>562717367There's still a big fuck off hill right before the finish line so you need power
anons are posting too much sex today
need dick
i have not seen maya's fast learner event since like foreverare you sure it is still in MANT?
>>5627150211000% would. If its just till you can get paid then its understandable. Well then, hope it will go well if you get her and give an update on how it goes too if you feel like it. If it blows then you can rape me but I'm sure it won't since you already have an ona.
>>562717848stop posting this maya
>>562717848Bwo I went 3 runs without seeing Xoguri's hydrate event man, fuck MANT
>>562717263That's common for himbas if their owners aren't confident in going for mixed races.
>>562717848All fast learner events are available
Hogurichads, do not take stamina to spare, rosy outlook or preffered position as heals, fronts will try to cuck you out of the 1-5 placement. Hydrate and Ignited Spirit STA are good though, same as with u=ma2 which has a positional requirement but since it's just a backup if ever triple 7 misses, it's ok
bread?
>>562716727Dacchis
>>562717924Absolute SEX, I need to put sunscreen on daiwa
mayano fast learner is like mega rng tho
the final /uma/ thread..
>>562717924>you can rape me we'll see next month then
>>562717296What kind of bike do you guys have? I have a mountain one I ride that one so much and hard and its still fine.
>>562717848Because it's not
>>562718078has anyone ever had it proc when you have enough wit to succeed the event? I never did
>>562718335>>562718335>>562718335
>>562717981He means the guarranteed one
>>562718002globtards don't build fronts even when they're strong aces, you think they'll build them under some collective effort against xoguri?
>>562715484Reminder that Buena Vista got DQd for less
>>562718348It's actually sad how there's 0 post about the horse since Tsuru's still alive
>>562716826Fuji Kiseki bribes Seiun into participating in Ligma Droite, all because she was worried about her because Seiun was on a losing streak and killing herself over it, so she wanted her to reset mental and get back in groove. They initially were doing classical dance but eventually decided to add a touch of modernity into their routine after Seiun's suggestion.Rudolf tries to reinvent Ligma so more Umas would be interested in it and use it as inspiration to work harder for their dreams, and tries to rebuild friendship with Sirius, but Sirius is holding grudge and mocks her endeavors as a vapid self-congratulating vomit. She eventually decided to help out after Rudolf made some concessions.One of Sirius groupie is a fan of some anonymous SoundCloud DJ "!monad", and they thought that her participating in Ligma Droite would be cool, so they put her into a suggestion box, and Rudolf thought it was a cool idea, in hopes of attracting more attendance for event.That DJ was actually an Air Shakur who was just making tracks for fun and throwing them out into the void. She was initially against the participation, but eventually relented and dived in after she saw Fuji and Seiun busting some sick moves during the practice and even made them specific music track for their program. She also participated as a DJ in the event after Sirius bullied her for indecisiveness.Overall the Ligma was a huge success and everybody left happy.
>>562718073I said this too.>>562718224I'll be dead by next month...
>>562718703umapyoi with Daisca will need to wait until I get the funds for her...
FUCKING NIGGERI CAP STOP FUICKING LOSING HOPEFULSTAKES
>>562718823You don't get paid bi-monthly? Fine... Not even the feeling of wanting to have hardcore sex with uma can overpower financial decisions, surely. Yes, good torena, good. Responsible. How about now? And now?
>200~ speed going into Niigata Jr
>>562719841I might...
