Previous: >>562704223>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Bright (3*), Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT), SSR Zenno Rob Roy (SPD), SSR Curren Chan (WIT)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Sakura Bakushin O (3* alt), North Flight (3* alt), SSR Daring Tact, SSR Daring HeartNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
G-guys?https://youtu.be/RYonSOkZ5ZE?si=4PCbTlI3Brp09TKN
Motion seller, I am going to battle and I want your Finest Motions.
need dick
>>562718396Is she being a bitch or is she happy toreina is free now
>People start flatlining again Club openings sooncan we get some female toreinas for a change?
>>562718470
TIME TO GRIND SOON
>>562718396What is her problem?
>>562718454on perma grandparent dutyshame about no gw/thh
>>562718643explain
>>562718583dacchis probably has multiple females in there
I can't believe Seiun hates the gays....
>>562718643Is this a free Falco event ? What a cheap whore
>>562718643Eden can take care of this
yankomanko
>>562718583Me as Dober thinking about getting spread by toerna
>>562718726Fan farming event. We need to beat JP's 3 Trillion
Icarus, defeat the 3 trillion score in one hour.
>>562718821holy moly
>>562718848the nips will just say we're botting (which we are).
>>562718467This is a good post, thank you anon
>>562718732But the look on Fujiseki's face... She knews she'll seduce her. She might even like 'em feisty.
>>562718915Maybe Cygames will listen to them if they start bitching about it. I should falseflag as a botnigger and make sure to rile up the JPfags.
someone post that jp uma tier list please
>>562718704Grandparent? Idk, maybe. Its only a Daiwa.
So what's about junior Niigata Mile race that makes it so fucking RNG? I do not struggle with any other adjacent junior miles, despite having the similar stat lines.
>b+ dancho>one (1) purge this month>invite someone i notice was unaffiliated while borrowing his umamusume >accepted>nothing to do until next monthcomfy
>>562718643I'll do 5x x2 bonus Curren runs a day (sub 200k fans)
>>562718951
>>562718983Do you mean this one?https://kamigame.jp/umamusume/page/146166686402230480.html
>>562718915That's the biggest chance we can get outing botters to Cygames. If they wouldn't do anything after this then we can assume that botting is truly safe.
>>562719004STOP RUNNING IN SUCH A SILLY WAY YOU STUPID, SEXY HORS.
why are torenas horny today
>>562719064yeah that's the one. Thanks anon, I wanna see what my preferred style is getting in the future
>>562719108No reason teehee
Dia-chan suki!
>>562718991final straight starts before late race so duelling happens in mass bunch
Have sex. Please
MINNA
>>562719210I love how he draws Tickezo
>>562719243And reproduce, so future toreenas also have umas to have sex and reproduce with.
>>562719254cute
>>562719004I run like this
>>562718554Yes and yes
>first run for a parent spits out something usableallah bless.
>>562719180there's ALWAYS a reason
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>562719180post the gangbang image he did
>>562719286HOEH
>>562719350YES, you get me! Now THIS is umaracing!
>>562719435Drawn by a woman actually. Its why trainers all have giant cocks.
>>562719421Can you add 3 reallys to every post from now on?
NoNo sexI'm here to train
>>562719180No Reason mentioned!
Falco runs like Curren too but somehow she's more masculine
>>562719487I once got deleted with no warning, probably for too much reallys. So no.
>>562719525her G1 costume gives her big shouldersand she has huge ass boots
>>562718470>>562718609why does she always look so fucking annoyed? does she need rape correction or something?
... you guys don't actually masturbate to uma musume characters, do you? it's essentially zoophilia.
>>562715094good morning
NSM on XOguri is a gaslight
>>562719436ARIGATOU!
Your trainee had trouble breaking out from traffic. More Power could help with that.
:D
>>562719645explain further?
>>562719525Truly a mystery for ages.
>>562719286>>562719436HOEEHHHHHHH
>>562719064Interesting. Pitslut Ace is S tier.
>400 speed 200 power oguri pace. >7th place hopeful
>>562719579Can you increase the amount of Stegos in your image every time?
>>562719503Hey wait, that's not No Reason
>>562719421>give stego slightly longer hair>all of a sudden she's a 10/10
>>562719681No
>>562719679it's going to take years, but I will bring home Smart Falcon. I need her, Oguri, OG Rudolf, and Brian.
Which umas would fold instantly if someone groped their ass
>>562719713Oguri base shouldnt have a problemChristmas Oguri should have festival
Breeding is an essential part of raising thoroughbreds
Is all I've got good?
>>562719730>give stego slightly longer hair?
>>562719713stamina status??
Falco a cute and round!
>>562719737so you were just telling lies for no reason, thenI do not understand this mindset at all
>>562719874FALCO CUTE
>>562719713>powerlet
>>562719857yeppersonly bad when final straight is immediately after late-race
>>562719906
>>562719724Bamboo Memory! Hello!
*fucking breaks her neck and dies*
Hell naur bruh
>>562719906hmmthis one isn't actually doing anything to me. Her works tend to be pretty hot
>>562719906She would do this.
>>562719857It has to be, because it's all I got.
>>562719906lmfao this is the self insert girl
>>562719846Many around the world are saying this. In the entire universe, even.
>>562719350>so future toreenas also have umas to have sex and reproduce with.someone post that image with spe-chud family tree
>>562719906>multiple cocksI prefer vanilla desu.>painted nails>cute tummythat's a hard(heh) decision
>>562715094good night too
>>562720034
>>562719906>no visible nipples or pussythis is SFW
>>562719906WAIT THIS IS AI I RECOGNISE THAT AI ARMPIT. SHE 100% USES AI
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>562720017
>>562720034SpeFat's daughter is hotter than her momjust absolutely mogged
if you play XOguri + 2 dominators you didn't win
>>562720034I must continue the Mejiro bloodline
>>562720196>cafe cuck pornfigures
Porn posting is bad karma.
>F*lco spam>C*fe pornThread fucking sucks
>>562719906I dont understand the appeal of Cafe, sticc loser girl?
>>562720157
after running enough rooms, i'm considering running a front just to stop pace promote hogurishe might just be an nsm target but a pace promoted hog is fucking unbeatable
>>562720196torena catching a stray for no reason
>>562719906>>562720196this shit sucks ass
>>562720196>drawn by a womanexpected desu
>>562720280Both of those are better than the schizos
>>562720287schizoautistskeletorshe probably lurks umachan tooso yeah, I get her appeal
>>562720196It's always women drawing cuck porn?
>>562720157>>562720291Really need my mini Teio in global
>>562720034>>562720268ardan wife...
>>562720363yeppers
>>562720196>makes cafe sexo>ruins it with stupid text
>>562720287she's pretty cutesmall, so there's a market for thatblack and moody appearance
Birthdays for the next two weeks
Stop porn posting
>60-70k Event points per MANT runWhat the fuck this is horrible.
>>562719906Post Mcqueen's trainer nyow
>>562720298that's what I'm doing genuinely
>>562720476her breasts are the balls
>>562720196someone run this through ltx2.3
>>562720298i dont know about you but most of the rooms ive seen are 2 fronts per hannukah oguri, or the very occasional hoguri + double debufferit honestly seems pointless to bring a front for the 1/10 rooms wherein itd help you
>>562720545previous event had like 10 uma links
>>562720196>I will defy you by willingly having sex with you to prove that I love my trainer above all elseStunning and brave.
>>562720486Lots of art of my daughter on the tenth
>>562720594Well this one should have 10 too.
>>562720641this is how women actually think
>>562720545Wtf I only got 50k thats why I dont bother doing TD Climax runs, you piggy? I settle for URA for 40k runs
wtf, why does risky just kill your uma outright???
my lovely glutton
>>562720791live by the goomble die by the goomble
>>562720778ryan LOVE
>>562719789You can just wait for her Grand Live version bwo
>>562720791it's a needle with mystery goo it can kill your uma, read the description
>Check thread>See Mejiro R*an>PukesUgliest uma in the game
>>562720549
GET ZEROMANKOMEZASE GO TO SLOPICHIBAN TE
>>562720287warm and affectionateultra kino career story
A cute
>>562720848isn't this the shit version
>>562720851dont say that...
>>562720549*ENTER*
>>562718335I was just checking the release date for seeking the pearl in uma moe and it shows that she has 2 release days for her character banner one in July 26 and the other in august 13is the site bugged or what?
>>562720908Oh No Literally who
>>562720848damn she's smooth....
>>562720791
>>562720952Yes
>>562720992I hate this stupid little demon for fucking up my early game mile races
>>562720486I checked out of curiosity and birthdays end around july onwards, meaning I will never share a birthday with an uma
>>562720791because it is not properly coded into the simulator
>>562720991The one in July is correct
>>562720952it is the shit version
Definitive ugliest uma tier list1. Mejiro Ryan2. Hishi Akebono3. Biwa Hayahide4. Air Shakur5. Seeking the Pearl
>>562720908granny SOON
>>562721130homo
which one do I buy
>>562721130fag
>>562721083only hope is southern hemisphere umamusumes
>>562721130>Seeking the Pearl????
>>562721179firm barcarole
What was the lore reason for making her fat?
>>562721021BRO YOUR HOEH ARIGATOU
>>562721130>Biwa HayahideWhat the fuck...?
>>562719541succubus
>>562721083All north hemisphere thoroughbreds are born in the first half of the year; In the southern hemisphere, they are born in the second half of the yearKinshasa no Kiseki when?
>>562721083horses are induced ovulators, so you never really see race horses getting bred so that they have children outside of a specific window of february-june. because if they have a child outside of that window, then their first year is going to be all fucky with regards to when they can race
>>562721179barcarole for economy which will inevitably buy you more to skill spam compensate
>>562720791Gametora says it has special scaling with base value of -1 (on a scale of -1 to 0). My guess is that it drains a random amount of stamina, but umalator doesn't implement it properly and it always takes the max roll/default value.
>>562721179firm duh
>>562721216I want those thigh in my mouthMunch munch
>>562720287She's one of the girls that are clearly in love with their trainer, just not as aggressive as Creek or Ardan.Long black hair is hot and so is her voice. I need Cafe ASMR...
>>562720287Some people like to stick their dick in crazy.
>>562721083My birthday is in February and I still managed to dodge an Uma.
>>562721130here is my top 3 uglies uma list1. Mejiro Ryan2. Air Shakur3. Jungle Uma (looks like a man)4. Your mom
>>562721130gayest fucking post in this threadand theres cuckold porn here
>>562721315-1 is -100% aka all staminathat is then modified byMultiply Random (8, 9)Type 1 (ID=8) and Type 2 (ID=9) are identical.60%, 0.0x30%, 0.02x10%, 0.04xso at worst, it is a -4% stamina drain
>>562721130Gay, as in peak homosexual.
>>562720991she flopped so hard cygames hit the emergency "run it back" button
We all agree that Ryan is the ugliest however.
>w*jaknigger>posts thumbnails>hates 3 of the best umasif this wasn't real, people would call this level of shitpost too on the nose
>>562721324>>562721307>>562721208Firm Blessings on Rudolf's bust it is. Ignore the long skill there were still some points after that. Bit of a witlet though...
>>562721458Yes, being married to Mejiro Ryan is considered capital punishment in Tracen Academy for a reason.
Biwa's 4head is way uglier
>>562721419>-1 is -100% aka all staminaI know, which is why that was my assumption for how umalator does it. I'm also aware that these +speed -stamina skills become very common to use so I figured it wasn't the full range.
>>562720848I want the Falco that can run on turf, though. but if that one spooked me I wouldn't complain, she's super cute
best umas:1. nishino flower2. mayano top gun3. sweep tosho4.gran algeria5.curren
>>562720287(You) have sex with her in her onsen event
what inherits on fronts aside from angling
>>562721668just inherit other front runner uniqueswhy not
>>562721563>sub 800 witit's okay, she was a brick from the beginning.
>>562721187>>562721301>>562721305That makes sense, ty for the context bwos>>562721390Oof, that's rough
>>562721419thats not how it works in game
MY HECKIN
>>562721668ny opera
>>562721640imagine..
>>562721724how would you know
oh my god why does Satono hold her hands behind her back all the time like thatdoes she not realize the impact that has on my psyche?
>>562721448They had to give her an alt with Maya because they knew it wouldn't sell otherwiseImagine the money pit a Ryan/Pearl banner would be
>>562721398>Jungle UmaAre you gay?
>>562721803if i see a new ryan trainee banner, i will personally fund cygames for the monthim already going to drop enough to 5 star her valentines alt when it drops
>>562721552>>562721458He milkers are very nice howeverSo she is Not the worst
>>562718848Not a chance. Your A+ fan averages are literally B+ tier in JP.
>>562721847this jungle
tucka skill up island
all uma are cute
>>562721970Faggot
>>562721764meant for the op
>>562721970>gawk gawk gawk, i love sucking on cocks and fondling ballsweird thing to post bro, but ok
Stay Gold is the ugliest both inside and out
>>562722015Except for Curren Whore
speed powah stamina
>>562721640That's the second night she spends with her trainer btw
femdom sex with golshi involving forced armpit licking and smothering face sitting with her racewear white pants oncaptcha solved send post
>>562722075https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMiz-qlTFZIman I love Tucker
sex with nishino flower
The secret to doing something is to just do it and stop thinking about how to do it. You'll get more mileage just going with the flow of things when you just start doing thing instead of trying to get the most optimal starting point and looking at 20 guides to find the absolute best method before hour 0. Anyway, my dick hurts from
>>562722223FROM WHAT
>>562722224wtf they're stealing our method to farming (You)s
>>562722189behaving and acting are the same though
>>562722223perfect is the enemy of good.uma musume
>>562722224fuck up a thread with this one simple trick!
>>562722224guaranteed reply
>saw 3 oguris lose to a solo front seiun because of triple debuffer+dominators
Now that double tp for events is back I cant just spam 5 borrow careers (4 of them abandoned after first inspo)...
any of these worth turning into front parents?
>>562722573kitapits
anyone actually doing more than 1 run a day? pisces made me realize I couldn't compete anymore, so much for f2p scenario.
>>562722514Rudolf, I swear to fuck.
>>562722224which Matikanewhich Narita
>>562722158i need to be raped by Gentildonna until the state of my hips make me legally disabled
>>562722514PLEASE STOP I FUCKING HATE THIS RUDOLF MOMENT SO MUCH
You know, I was memeing people who borrowed NN wit on non-late surgers, but after borrowing both NN and Sirius Symboli, there's really a fucking gap between them
>>562722601f-for aries...
>>562722608i do one a day when i work, and 3 a day on days off because i still find the game fun
>>562722608i won plat while skipping finemo and top road
>>562722514my wife is full of free will and whimsy
>>562722514You really are a Symboli to us all president
how is 3 ssrs f2p??? fucking dumb niggers
>>562722224People really pulled for NTR / Fuku
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>>562722752it's f2p if you add a lot of caveats like>luckyor >never rolls umashope this helps!
>>562722752guaranteed reply
>run 5 guts for numerous runs>every summer camp they just spread out evenly like they're level 1 with no priohow do I bypass the filter
>>562722652
>>562722812if you have 0 carats on your account that means you already lost the game.
>be me>on the shorter end>had to cut my hair short to make sure I'm not mistaken as a woman from behind>have a very masculine face though>for some reason the games I'm attached to before Uma are female-coded whatever the fuck that means>chinese wuxia shit, reverse 1999, limbus >told a friend that I play Uma>"ooohh what the fuck is this dude you're a pony boy hey john we got a fucking pony boy ova here!">gets made fun of for the rest of the day by some boomers and never brought up again>post my hands on uma in a lapse of judgment>anon here turns into faggots and complements my hand in the most weird way possibleSo is Uma a female/fagget/feminine franchise that I got the missfortune of being roped into again?
>>5627227523 SSRs are f2p, its just not good for long term.
>>562722787NSM is not worth a card slot bro
>>562722787there is no fucking way NSM is worth taking a fucking lb0 yeppers
>>562721130Not in a million years could I crasp the idea of Biwa being ugly
>>562721563can isee deck?
its like spending all your money on a lambo because you can technically afford it but doing so would brick your entire life. these "f2p" accounts arent really going to last
How do we kill XOguri? >zwo? your triple fronts???Doesn't work
>>562722917oh youre the pretty boy with the soft handsnice
>>562722973what about LB1? it has 5 race bonus and no other benefits
I haven't started working CM12 uma yetwhy are people borrowing El?
>>562721130my big horse is beautiful you ingrateI've never been so mad in my life
>>562723032triple dominator, god surgers won bigly
>>562723032career ending pregnancy
>>562723075>>562722917post the pretty hands I missed them
>>562723016Those 3 MLB F2P didnt do the math or probably will jump ship once Ananta is out anyway
>>562722996
>>562723032stacking fronts works but you need to chance into another player that's also running 2+ fronts just to brick an xoguri 1/3rd of the time. they can still just hit and that's assuming it's even a pace xoguri.
metaslaving support cards as f2p sounds like horrible way to play unless the 2* umas are somehow your favorites, but still then you are going to get bored after doing the same careers ad nauseum
>classic year early january>not a single one of my support cards is orange yetthis run is already fucked isn't it...
>>562723128she's the biko of power cards but more importantly killer tunes
i borrow MLB yeppers
>>562723128killer tunes
>>562723016I dunno man, I pulled on NTR and I'm still set until current JP.
>>562723128Aside from fatty 12 is another front runner hellzone and they're borrowing for killer tunes (I think)
>>562723189>>562722787And they still lost to my 2 MLB SSR f2p deck lmao
The ugliest Uma is this thing
>>562723168I bet he can cum really hard with just his own handshttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/562446507/#562457151
>>562723168its herehe deleted it >>562457151
Only rerollers on the kita first run don't have pasa
>>562723404AI couldn't generate more feminine hands.
>>562723404>>562723402cute.
STOP POSTING YEPPERS FUCK YOU
>>562722969
>>562721216UNNNFFffff
>>562723404hello fellow chinese man
>>562723498god she's such a slut
bros imagine how much umas fart after a trip to the cafeteria
>>562723404>lust provoking imageSTOP
I wonder who is behind ThEse posts seethIng abOut rolling For cArds instead of brickinG your account rolling umas
>>562723143"He is the one horse I love"
Anything else I should add
>still no good dober borrows for ariesglobal is lazy.
>>562723460I have 1 copy of her which I never use
>>562721216why do the umas I want most have to be bunched up together?
>>562723523
>>562723651Yeppers would do this
>>562723235oshi (singular). you are allowed 1 uma banner
>>562723746omg i love her shes so me
what decks are front runners using for aries
NISHINO FLOWER HAS MADE A BREAK FOR IT
>every room is xguri + 2 domwow... I really... don't want to play anymore...
I urge all of you to please masturbate before making these abhorrent posts in the thread
>>562723693I have a few, I won't share though
>>562721330>>562723539>>562723741
I still don't have rudolf, maru, bourbon or suzuka
>not a single energy item for the entire careerliterally unbeatable
>>562723656your on your left?your from the brink?your burning soul?your rising dragon?
>>562723404WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE MY HANDS SAVED ON YOUR COMPOTETWR WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
>>562723817Power parents
>>562723852I literally can't do that I'm at my parents for easter
>>562723852*spluuuuuurrrrtttttt
>>562723235I have a few favourites and they're all pretty spaced out. Pulling them and free and daily pulls has gotten me quite a few extra. I still haven't done careers with all my umas.
>>562723897they're hot
>>562719004if you dont run like this you dont pass
>>562723906>no killer tunesbrick.
>>562723897Maybe he finds inspiration in them
>>562723896>your on your left?
>>562723829>Target: All enemy girls ahead of youJust stay behind
>>562723906very nice unity horse
>>562723906thankies, good reference
>>562722608f2p scenariof2p game
how many should we have by now? I missed a few
>>562723852I'll now proceed to pleasure myself with this doll.
>don't roll for xoguri>get punished for itLmao
>>562723978I need that Rudolf plush
Why are we not talking about cheese
>>562723852Dober, you know I can't get off if you don't stay in character. Please do Maki's voice properly so I can finish. Make sure to wash your hands afterwards.
I prioritize trainee pulls.
>>562723897https://youtu.be/LoxNwNeOSHQ
>see interesting uma>ETA 4 yearsWish they'd speed up uma releases
>>562724146>taurusletoh nonononon on
>>562724225post deck and uma
>>562724151Should be 10 before this gay event
>>562723896>random point accel >stamina card>bamboo pwr
>>562722608>give effort>gold>don't give effort>goldWhat's the point in doing more than 1 run a day?
should i make a front runner xoguri
>>562722608huh? just use sweepy and get your ss uma
>>562724357>should i make the best front runner for ariesi dunno, anon, should you?
>>562723964ok and how many support ssrs have you mlb? I have NN lb3 and Nigger mlb cause I only pull trainees in the last 3 months
Is ardan a good parent? for fronts specifically
>>562724290n-no
>get skin outbreak pre-classic summer>forget to heal it>go all the way to early november without using a cure>only notice she still had skin outbreak because I misclicked full stats
>>562724146post SRs
Oh Great Shiraoki, bless me as I embark into the Ryan mines in preparation for the next CM
Got a new bag, what does /uma/ think?
MAYA CAN YOU STOP GETTING MILE S INSPIRATIONS THEY ARE ON YOUR GRANDPARENTS WHAT THE FUCK WHERE IS MY MED S YOU LITTLE SHIT WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NEED 7 MILE SPARKS ANYWAY THAT IS LIKE 3 PINK SLOTS AND THEN I STILL NEED A STYLE SPARK TOO YOU FUCKING MUTANT BRAT
>>562724479
>>562723906Is that enough stamina? She isn't xoguri
>>562724462Bourbon is so fucking pretty
>>562724497>7Truly you are blessed
>>562724575less is more.
>>562724479SiL is so cute and funnylike Maya but better
ARRRRHHHHHHHHH I FORGOT TO USE MY FIRST CLEAT BECAUSE I WAS DISTRACTED BY SATONO'S EVERYTHINGFUCK ME
>>562724575thats not yours
>>562724413How long until we get these boy umas
>>562724591Many are saying this
arr rook same yebbers
>>562724497I am with you brother. Hunting that elusive medium 2+
>>562724668i forgot to buy carrots from the shop once because i was too distracted by her boobs
>vbobo ult heals>smaru ult needs a heal>they both have high affinity with each otherWait a minute. I can just do some nasty inbreeding with these 2 since they're both aces and parents to each other
>>562724668I'm going to be so useless when Gentildonna comes outI hope there's no more heavy item use scenarios
>>562724583GET STRETCHED
i really just witnessed sweepy press a 1 partner twice when she holds 4 whistles
it is your god given duty to min-max f2p cards on an off-meta horse and cause whale suicidesconsider the timesink a holy sacrifice
>>562724884I hate doing g3 races with her, because whenever she does that spinaround without her dress my eyes are glued to her assit's already hard enough trying to build a good late surger, but she makes it even harder
>>562724995yada
>>562724584HOW? Who are your oshis(picks for cms)?
Unity Cup ass uma.
>>562725058i think if i was a woman id like to get fucked by this chad
>>562725042Glad I'm not the only one who gets stunned by that. Her beautiful hair, tail and ass is just too much.
>>562725042Her underwear and whatever she has going on under the dress which she flashes you during the last spurt is too sexy
>>562725058what's with the bondage gear?
i always click on the bourbon gif but it is never the version where she vanishes...
>>562725058This is probably what ewhores look like to women
I WANNA JERK OFF TO MY WIFE GROOVE BUT I CAN'T
>>562725353there's one where she vanishes? or just the ears
>>562724686fucked up
>>562723404>>562723897They look so soft and gentle. Would hold hands with.
>>562720549this is literally me btw
for a f2p player what are the next must pull character banners?
>>562725571post the good one
>>562725656probably tachy speed
>>562723852Help me masturbate then
>>562723404>>562723897AlmondLove Danchou... Your hand is so pretty.
so are these e guys the looksmatch for fictional anime girls?
>>562725571>the texture on her tightsFUCK I LOVE SUZUKA
>>562725656Rickey!
>>562723897we have the same annoying ass skin conditionwe're eczema brothersmine's currently dormant though
when was /uma/ this bad last time
>>562724884>>562724905This shit is super funny to me then I remembered I'm the exact same way and I full retarded two hammers at the end in a row to Ardan and Dia.
>>562725695he said uma
Uma with this feel?
do I just wait?
>>562723404>lust provoking imageholy shit imagine the handjobs. i bet those hands have delicately tugged female lingerie up his legs at least once.
>>562725925That's a boy.
>>562725408WHY NOT
>>562725913oh oops
>>562725962i think dev bro codes manually cause ai wouldnt commit that retardedly
>>562725925You're a gay pedo
>>562725656summer golshi
>Speed went up by 5>Power went up by 5>Gained 1 hint level(s) for Professor of Curvature
>>562723404HANDPUSSYANDPUSSY
>>562726014Stuck with Easter family stuff...
>>5627260562nd coming of cum chalice
>>562725656Summer GoldshipImagine quadruple dominators
>>562726056he could be making the AI write the code but doing the commits himselfalso why does bro commit straight to main
>>562726163That sucks cocks and precum down her huge cleavage, bro.
>>562726163Coward.
>>562725962just hard reset to a stable commit idalso, just me or is the new guy the same as the old guy that did the discord screenshot thing? he also did a shitton of commits directly to main
totalclankerdeath
>>562726309>>562726332I'm a family man you can't judge me
*Ahem* Konnichi-wagwan, Trainer-san. Kyou wa motto good vibes desu ne. Top left. We goin' full send with training today, hai.
they look so sad oh nooo
>>562726431your wagey job is getting replaced either way
>>562720729I have never spent a cent on this game, be luckier.
Mant is beyond autistic tedium, consider me filtered. I don't think I want to play this anymore if I have to play it for good stats
>>562723919Damn. That's too bad. On the other hand I could cum a whole bunch of ropes out right now if I wanted to!
>>562726459A family man you say?
>>562726473Kill yourself nigga
>>562726551BIG shame on you
OHAYOU!
it is a new teio
>>562725962im on the yuh 7f9471d8bff61c38ed2e614919003cde45832c1c commit, its usable
>>562726365It was revealed before he's the same attention seeking fag, yeah
>>562726646Why!?
>>562723919>>562726551>>562726646I don't care what you all are talking about but I would massage and suck on Dantsu Flame's tits so much you'd think I was manually milking cows for a living.
What was the cut off?
THANK YOU WITGOD DISCIPLESANOTHER SAFE WEEK FOR ME
Should I spend my CM pull tickets on this support banner? Is it any good?
>>562726538Daima is shit
>>562726847>>562726832do not the dantsu
>Ended up with three of herhmmmmmmmm I shouldn't spark because I'm a frontfag
>>562726763Daiwa Scarlet's huge tits on my hands and her nipples in my mouth
Is 740k safe? I didn't check last week class 6 score
>new day>game starts crashingfuck sake
>>562726952Bro I like getting PTO from her
>>562726909are you retarded that's from classics you uncultured philistine
semen: retained
>>562727069was at 713k
>>562727092game started to crash on my Pixel 7 pro randomly recently
see you next week bwo
>>562726885Nyo
>>562724585stamina reqs for this track are really low and unique is a heal
Class 5.5 is comfy. 570k and I'm back to 6
>>562727125should be fine then thx.Did people st
>>562724185True, what type of cheese does Cafe eathttps://poal.me/8ti8c4https://poal.me/8ti8c4https://poal.me/8ti8c4
>>562727069>>562726857it was like 713k 15m before tally
>>562727156so no cards pulling until the next scenario huh
>>562727141yeah it's annoying as fuckonly happens after daily reset too
>>562726554This doesn't look like Ao3
>>562727105I'm not spending 28k carats on Curren she can give me PTO during sprintslop just fine at 2LB.
I want to highroll 1M
what the fuck why is my shitass 3 spd ryan getting borrows
>>562727226*Did people stop playing with MANT?My almost full MANT roaster (minus two dirt slot) can easily reach the cut-off, had a lot of trouble resetting in Unity.
tahbo on free roll
>>562727268Its hoardin time. Unless you want to pull for for cunny on non-heretical easter
see you guys next week des
>>562727382
Which suzu's better for TT? The clanker refuses to give me Taking the Lead...Also does Tail Held High even proc on the left one?
>>562727561Make a Suzuka for sprint
I wish I had Cafe
>>562727561Left is better but it's a gamble, one skill misfire and it's fucked
never gotten an ssr card on free rolls yet
Do I have enough stamina/guts for tenno spring? I haven't run no healing uma for a while and forgot.
>>562727690I wish I was Cafe
>>562727763You'll gas out anon..
>>562727763looks good to me, anon!
should i ever borrow MLB yaeno muteki when making aces?assuming i already have the mandatory cards and it is a flex borrowthe skill hints go kinda hard
>>562727763>800 stamLooks fine
Shove it in your Ass cyshit dogs Give Something usefull or fuck off
>>562726847Based>>562726929Fine but only for today
*663 stamina and 418 guts. Forgot.
>>562727898god I can't wait until she's in global
>>562727904Switch to late surger and you'll be fine
>>562727846Call yeppers by her proper name.Try it and if you can have a good statline,sure.
>>562727774You are Cafe!
>>562727774Just grow youre hair out really long and enjoy cheese qwo. And coffee. And stop taking meds
imagine if you were a woman and attracted to stuff like this
>>562728145I don't need to imagine
>>562728145>gloveless handholdingLEWD
>>562728061>yepno yeptekiyeppers...?
>>562727341Wife
>>562727989https://youtu.be/amg5oDtLWDw?si=eHGTJU0bdNQEWv-K>>562728145>its a woman so your partner understands you>partially manly>its women so its not gayGee i wonder why
>>562728145I'm a man who is attracted to that do I'm halfway there
>>562727846idk I just borrow whatever cause I never make it to SS in parent runs let alone regular runs. It just werks though and I like it but if it makes you lose SS runs then don't
sorry danchou i don't feel like doing runs today
I am breeding Maru with Rudolf's mom
>>562728145Female umamusume fans don't exist
>>562728145An anon said that they like these umas as a woman:Sirius SymboliDream JourneyTachyonDigitanRice shower
Sirius lowkirkenuinely ruined the event story.
>>562728410>I am breeding MaruI WISH
>>562728494Chiyo HATE
>>562728491I did say that but I'm not a woman... woman just happen to also like those Umamusume
it is kinda slutty to get people to follow you just for MLB cards
I haven't read an event story ever since the one with Mambo
>>562728314Me neither. Should I disband the club
>>562728145>gloveless handholding
>>562727989>pacerit's a shame
Am I really supposed to just throw away 3 TB careers for this?
>>562728678yesdo those while thinking to yourself>this is how cygames intended the scenario to be played
>>562728678just farm event points with those
>>562728678yep
How come chicks dont like basic bitch gyarus?
>>562728678yeafarm pointsfarm fansknock out the required event racesdo whatever
Since we're talking about cute, erotic hands
>>562728832yeah but these are not cute, erotic /uma/torena hands
>>562728678Make TT umas. Only long is a pain and 500 carats is literally 100 runs right now.
>>562728882torena should buy lacy gloves
yoooooosh im ready for the next mile cm!!!
>>562729113agreed, and come over to my place
I am rather umahorny
anyone using that sweep tosho bot It recommends some kind of android emulator, am I able to link my steam umamusume account to that and swap back and forth? Steam for real playing, the android emulator for botting?I'm sick of my friends having 2x careers completed. I just don't have the energy or time to grind. I have over 250 TP restorers...I just want coin and sp...
I ran out of skills to buy...
>two possibly balding, faggots are using spoiler tags to erpI now understand why feminists use the term moid
my club is dying and danchud doesn't even care
>>562729237I use mumu for everything but I only play uma on steampretty sure other anons is mumuing too
>>562729313Mambro...
>>562729237stop cheating
DANCHOUUUUUUUUU WE'RE DROPPING RANK
>>562729250>no NSM>questionable if head on even exists>no ignited guts, power>shit corner recov>probably glued himself with radiant star on top
https://poal.me/81nl73
i wish i could be happy about getting a new SSR support from the free pull but it just goes on the shelf
>>562729420Plenty of wrong assumptions retardbro
>>562729342Oh, so you can just swap back and forth? It's easy to do?>>562729375I haven't even begun...
>>562729313Get a better week before the weekend and everyone is full>>562729483Show em
radiant star is peak
>>562729420What's wrong with Radiant Star and why would you want Ignited Guts specifically?
>>562729237Your umamusume data linked to an account ID, you can put that data anywhere, phone, emulator, steam, wherever. You can even run the steam instance and phone instance at the same time
I already abandoned 2 ryan parent careers because she decided to fail 5% then do 2 mood downs in a row
>finished 1 (one) runAlright, see you next week, danchud.
>>562729568>what's wrong with a skill that can fuck up your unique's timing
>>562729568Radiant star is a recovery and it can fire early and ruin your perfectly placed unique. Ignited guts is ignited PWR but worse.
No nimble navigator on front in CM12 right?
radiant saaar
>>562729632Bless, I had no idea how it worked. Thank you.I'm probably going to use virtualbox or something to run Sweepy
>>562729668Mambo...
dear godI...might be here a while
>>562729697You could do a runaway rabbit but no, not really.
>>562729632Huh it kicks me out when I do this
how does dober plan on finding a suitable man to marry and continue the mejiro bloodline with if she can't even talk to men?
>>562729929(You) fix that by the end of her twinkle series
>>562729929you're supposed to fix her
zwos is this le enough recovery
>>562729931I want to cuddle with El Condor Pasa and bury my face in her cleavage
>>562729929how do you plan on finding a suitable woman to marry if you can't even talk to women?
>>562729464Wut? They are both pretty good with ZZR being quite great. Which one did you get?
>>562729701DO NOT RED ACE
>>562730075Oof.Damn, dude.
>Corner Recovery is badHow?
>>562730141Can trigger too early.
>>562730141Look where the corners are. Get pref position or cacao.
>>562730075Random femoid will swoop down from the heavens and save me
HELP HOW DO I EARN MONEY FAST
Anyone wish MANT took actual skill instead of entirely rng slots? Beating an A10 run in sts2 is infinitely more exciting than highrolling a SS
>>562730141Not really. Whoever told you that is fucking with you.Do not replace it with pref position. That shit is cancer in front heavy room.
saw a lot of redshifts on test rooms so I wanted to make a parentcall the spark, only attempt
>>562730208No it can't
777 will never betray you
>>562730351until i can scream through the microphone to make my horse go faster this game will always be skilless dogshit
>>562724259Cute feet
Stego cute.
>>562730373>>562730141You got 25 percent chance to fourth corner it late.
>>562730036Thats good enough for 300 wit
I bought 4 recoveries just in case
>>5627304121 power with a gorillion whites
>>5627304122spd 2 front 5 whites
>>562730447This is actually a good ideaWe need wagies screaming at their phone on bus rides
>>562730609if I had gotten that I'd have used it right away, where are the whites...>>562730640even this sounds better than this garbage...
>>562730591Dia, noooo... you're not XOguri...
>>562730447>>562730682https://youtu.be/hkq2qia1Bnw?si=FE3TuAmOHT-y2K5YMe and my bois
>>562728678Do them while getting the completionist title for your oshi.
>Muh SMaru>Muh VBourbonNobody cares>Christmas OguriGo balls deep on Pace debuffsWtf I thought the 2 above was supposed to be broken as well, was JP meta wrong?
should I drink a monster at 6pm or not
>>562730585lollmao
i wonder if oguri could kill a man with her flatulence
>>562730882Yep
>>562729313>i was the only one to use an Urara sticker today
I gave up on 2 FR 1 XOguriFront isn't winning unless it's roided up UG. 2DD XOguri work much better.
>>562730882nyes
>>562729154where is the late race corner on this track?
>>562730950Looks like its not /uma/ Club then we have varied stickers
I LOVE umas with gigantic saggy breasts
I...
>>562730438Will (You) betray me though?
>>562731153Time to flatline
>>562731095You only send the opera sticker because you fucking suck at hitting urara sticker
Why gourmand sometime even proc later than 777, right about to enter late race.
>>562729313You're not a real club if you don't love your flatliners (they're end closers and will pump massive numbers during grand live)
>clicked Save Here after debut instead Load on the agendaIt's so fucking over.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OisuWhat goes on in Oisu, Estonia?
>>562731126Me too
>>562731249t. the raped (by me)
First Ani is done.Turbo is a year (8 months) awayWhat cards do I NEED to roll in the coming year to make her TAHBO STRONG?What cards should I have already rolled that will still be used with her in a year?
>>562731153Game over... we still have 3.5 weeks to go
>>562723404Looks like eczema. Everything alright there anon?
>>562731067
>>562731067late race starts on the final tiny bit of cornerdon't know about mpb but pump works in a tiny 33m window
>>562729313I don't have to worry about others flatlining, such is the power of being clubless
I have long C and not a lot of stam. (But I have triple 7s bought). Would you risk doing Tenno Sho Spring in my position? I worry it will just wipe out my cocks (I still have 4 left) when I could fill up on my tertiary stats.
>>562731372>>562731126stop it anons I can't be horny...
>>562729697there are 6 fronts jacking each other off in every room so it kinda helps
>try to look for the grandparent Dober a borrowed parent is using>can't find it on uma.moeaiiieee
>Still can't hit S rank consistentlyAnyone else having the same issue?
>>562731394Only front meta card that you will have to have between now and turbo is smaru speed. After that you want Ramonu (no shit) and Bobo wit
>>562731291I've tried giving my flatliners a chance, they recline into flatlining harder once they don't see the boot hovering under their asshole
>>562731281Because gourmand procs in midrace, which means before late race, it's gamble goodness
>>562731472Why not?
>>562731067newcutie...
>>562731394Be ahead of the curve and make her a front running debuffer
>>562731518Thats impossible if you run 35-40xI would believe you if you were talking about Urara
>>562731564it's too early for that
>>562731518On MANT? Then uh no for me its SS but S is just naturally doable unless you are doing full affinity runs. What's your deck like first of all?
Does anything except Wit matter if you're making a debuffer? I just want them to sit there and cast spells. Does it matter if they're far off? excluding stuff like "runners behind you" obviously
>>562731486718910855299
throbbing umanko
>>562731771>fullthanks qt, will check it every now and then
>>562731525I think ramonu is ugly and stupid and don't want her on my account or to borrow her either. How much of a downgrade is the next best thing?
>>562731764some debuffs have Field of View range
https://x.com/i/status/2041052987729051969
We should part the general with the jp troonsWe needs a global general for Our own
>>562731371They have some Nice Nature there
>>562731934the jp thread is literally 3 people bumping it
I THINK 420BLAZEIT SUCKS
Need images. Thread?
>>562731881She is THE wit card you stoopid baka. There is no next best.
>>562731831imagine the smell
>go on a holiday walk with Tama >her fans think it’s a date This trainer x uma narrative is too much!
king_halo_blushing_as_her_huge_fucking_futa_cock_is_just_offscreen.jpg
>>562731518I still can't get A+ everytime let alone S or over but I only just recently came back since a little after launch so I just need to keep working on those parents.
>>562731881if you ONLY ever run fronts then you can theoretically skip ramonu entirely and just go all in on bobo wit, but we get free pulls from Ramonu who works on every mile and medium and is the best stat stick in the game for a while....
Kitasan_Black_and_Satono_Diamond_kissing_as_they_get_anally_fucked_by_their_trainers_fully_clothed_sample67.bmp
>>562732017[lust provoking uma image]
>Yeah you’re family >my parents know it, my siblings know it >you’re family IM BEING RAPED AIEEEEEE
>>562732067>>562732197>>562732201>shocked_tachyon.jpg
>>562732202Tamtam claimed another one...
>>562730309play the game
anons are genuinely too horny today we ran out of images too fast
wish I could bring marvelous power and wit at the same time
>>562731993I dont CareThese iniltrated this GeneralWe needs to get rid Off them
3_MLB_SSR_f2p_btw.jpg
>>562497646>>562497646>>562497646
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>>562732387Fuck Off jp troonSomeone make a real thread
>>562732387i hope one day janny doesn't notice and just randomly deletes umaJP because he assumed someone made an early thread
Better luck next time, heh.
>>562732578>>562732578>>562732578
>>562732473what if its already happened
Report and ignoreAnd make a new thread
>>562732606did it?
>>562731265>that little shoulder check she doesOh my fucking god
