>Moogle Treasure Trove - (March 31st -> April 28)https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/mogmog-collection/202603/lba1j4i815>Patch 7.45 Noteshttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/2e8a10c44121af50ce86e1b605e10608e15f24d6>Hatching Tide (March 23rd - April 6th)https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2026/Hatching_tide/wgtbl3kgc5>Resourceshttps://rentry.org/xivgresources>Meetups• April 8, 9:00 PM EST | Primal, Famfrit, Lavender Beds W15 P20 | Spooky Club: Gaki no Tsukai >>562655897 • April 10, 10:00 PM EDT | Crystal, Mateus | Casual Queue Murder Meet >>562478015 • April 17, 4:00 AM PDT | Sophia, Materia | Eulmore, The Beehive | Live Letter Meetup >>562390635 • April 19, 4:00 PM CEST | Light, Lich, Empyreum, W7 P48 | Frenchra movie: Pulp Fiction >>561912764• April 25, 9:00 PM EDT | Dynamis, Cuchulainn | Empyreum W26 P51Molly Bloom Orgy Meet >>562656776 • April 25, 10:00 PM EDT | Dynamis, Cuchulainn | Empyreum W27 P52 | RP Speedmeeting >>562561983 Previously: >>562733647
The Fiddie Supremacy.
Its Male Character Monday... please show my femra your male character I want to see him so bad.
I love my femroe so much it’s unreal
The only way to win is not playDon't get dragged down
How do We restore the glory days of femlalas?
okay so BASICALLY I'm femlala
Rarest Male plaps?
>>562745837
>>562745570Eureka was better because you could ONLY do it in eureka >>562745605Yes, a personalized journey is a lot more fun than just doing expert roulette every day for a year
>>562745604I wish my malezen had a track record of getting BTFO by Malezen BWC
This place truly gets the posters it deserves.
>>562745920me
5:55 CC ET CrystalGNB jobstone calling to me like the green goblin mask.
>>562745837Okay.
>>562745892https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x74TfrnfZrs
>>562745920all of them because m*les don't get any play here
>>562745258weren't ravas supposed to be the manly ones?
I am politely asking all male characters to bend over and cough
Goyters what are we discussing today? Did you catch theburntpeanut stream?
>>562746006No, ugly Juniper.
>>562745892https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTqYRWcA-Yw&list=RDrTqYRWcA-Yw&start_radio=1
>>562745928How is doing dungeons and raids “personalized”
>>562745976someone post the femra bashing his skull in
>Were all 30Is this true?Unc city.Im 19.
>>562745934It does, but it's sad to see. This place used to be so much more, even with the schizos.
I believe in Mi'qitten supremacy.
ONE MORE GOD REJECTEDONE MORE GOD REJECTED
Every biofem is DB OWNED
>>562746094CUTE DUSKIE
Dwarf FCTholls and Goggs togetherLali-ho, mfers
>>562745978>Gets a pretty biofemlala that raids with him and is EUNani
>>562746074yeah
>>562746113No, Leviah.
>>562745892https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uU7E__eIkVE>>562745975go crazy, bro.it's why I swapped to VPR for my last match for now
>>562745945Nice catboy
>>562746113Why do they all have dust on their faces like they're chimney sweeps
>>562745860we must return to the baconators>>562745892https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BGwWSCAPsY
>>562745928>a personalized journeyis not at all what the anima relic wasthe anima relic was autistically running the same handful of dungeons repeatedly to get tomes to buy the shit you needed to progress, doing old dungeons you already did, and spamming other shit you already did to grind light
>>562745837Knowledge-maxxing!
>Anima was a good relic>Raiding/doing dungeons on the side with a tomestone dump>DT is a bad relic>Raiding/Doing Fates on the side with roulettes with a tomestone dump The only thing bad about the DT relic is you should be able to grind OC for the orb step.
>>562745837Today's objective: unlock the Ifrit trial
>>562745892https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jMsNubSFyM
>>562746221>Where do you work at bro?
>>562746094handsome, don't see a lot of malezen post with the younger face>>562745837i'll post my hroth since I mentioned him last thread
>>562746047Lmfao
btw this was the old girlfriend he made so he could talk to himself in front of people at lb14 and pretend he was dating someonehttps://eu.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/45572898/
>>562745837malera monday
Is it too late to get into raiding?
>>562746226But you hated doing OC for the RNG atmas? Why would you they let you do OC for the second step when you hated doing it for the first one?
Meena here
>>562745837trying to figure out eureka bis for my WAR, i don't have elemental +2 armor yet so just crit > det > ten right?what actions are recommended? in 2021 i was using martialist + catastrophe but is double edge usable?
>>562746320...no?
Okay, I've been gone for a long time and haven't been following closely, but what is with the rampant and blatant pedophilia in these threads all of a sudden?
>>562746226Brother you should have seen the outcry for atma step
>posts a positive reply almost exactly on the cooldown
>>562746140xivgers wouldn't last a day without removing their helmets to plap
>>562745540You are a very nervous boy and it is indeed cute.
>>562745892https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYb76H2au_Y
>>562746113Yuck
>>562745892https://youtu.be/MKk1u5RMTn4
>>562746369Lack of gatekeeping coupled with manufactured consent.
how do people instantly leave CC matches after its over
Mweena heeeere~~
>>562746497i just bring up the menu preemptively when i think its about to end
>>562746497Press ULeave duty >>562746458Why didn’t you gatekeep hard enough anon?
>>562746369it's kinda the entire gooning scene that has it now so naturally it's going to bleed into the thread, the mods are super accessible now
>>562746047Can't wait to discuss our favourite beverage and sugary snack
>>562745892https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSPpbOGnFgk
>>562745837>>562745892https://youtu.be/rUXBovh-1N0
>>562746226phantom would be a better relic if you had to redo the one time step for each relic rather than it just be "passively get them for free after the first", y'know, like the anima relic
I can't find the Hatching Tide NPC...
>>562746456Can you link the shirt on the left?
What would the schizos have left after driving everyone off?
ucob update: nael enrage
>>562746345thank you for your lack of help
>>562745892https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzstSFK7mt0
do you think qestirs are allowed to moan during sex or not because of their vows of silence
>>562746567Cute...
I can spend about $15 on the storewhat would be the best way to spend that?
>>562746582That would make the grind worse than Bozja when it was relevant lmao
>>562746676/dote and /playdead
>>562746606This. This right now is what they have.
>>562746606DB literally talked to himself in a dead thread for 6 months last year, so whatever that is
>>562746597 Here you go! ^^https://xivmodarchive.com/modid/137853
>>562746694i don't see the issue, but ok, nerf the numbers a little bit
Wish XIV was more like Idleon.Like you go to a fishing spot and log out and the game keeps fishing for you automaticly while game is closedYou go to a dungeon and the game keeps running the dungeon for you while ur afketc.And then you log in and claim your exp and gold and drops and then you can spend ur playing time on things that really matter like roleplaying instead of wasting ur time grinding a dungeon trying to get a hat to drop
>>562746710That had nothing to do with the question.
>>562745892https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_5V8We3hgg
>>562746606What would niggers have left after driving all the white people away?
>>562746613get 770 crafted and the doomtrain weapon or 775 relic weapon and join a fresh party
>>562745892https://youtu.be/1pl9xlbi7DE?si=heX6MmijaGEYjDZmI should really start saving my music into my phone.
>>562746606Peace
>>562745892https://youtu.be/5RaU8K8sLTM>>562746226>The only thing bad about the DT relic is you should be able to grind OC for the orb step.trvth nvke, that's one of the most bafflingly retarded decisions i've ever seen the devs make and they've made a lot of em>>562746329TOTAL BUNNYLOVE
>>562746751>I don’t see the problemPeople hated Bozja when it was relevant so much so we didn’t get a foray in EW because of it, you want a repeat of that with how your relic grind would go
>>562746756But it does answer it, the schizos would have a void to yell into.
>get skipped and put in a shitter match>int/afk my way so it can end faster>one of the people on the other team was at wolves's den too and evidentally recognized me>"bro just play the match even if you're losing"
https://youtu.be/2Kt8HP1VEPU?si=u9wuFc6Cmc-orK6K
>>562746582Congratulations.You just redid bozja and it's glaring issues of future proofing
>>562746292You just reminded of someone>years ago back when discord wasn't even a thing>some guy in my friend group one day made up a story that some girl ran away from home and somehow he let him in his apartment and she was living with him for a while>story was anime as fuck but we played along>she later joined the group chat>it was obvious that it was him pretending to type like a girl>never used voice>every time we talked in private without him present about the topic we all laughed at him because we knew from day 1 that this was complete bullshityearn niggas will do anything except going outside to talk to a girl
>>562746221He looks like he sucks off the other male scholars after a long day
>>562746754just use autoduty atp
>>562745302Depends on what you're going for.>femboy/twinkSBTL>jackedTBSE-X for most, malera can just use TBSE. Q and Z are cartoonishly muscular, but if you like that go for it.>Fat bastardEasily TBSE-XL, but there's a lack of mods for it. If you want both fat and muscle, go with TBSE Chonk, but its less fat than XL by default. I think Chonk works better with malera and highlanders. XL works better for miera and catboysThe remaining midlander bases could use either/or and look fine.>LalafellDepends on what you want. Flux or Shapely work in 90% of cases. Stacked works alright for femboys if you use the flat chest and scale things down (provided you're OK with being a cuntboy unless you put on a certain ring). Imp for if you want your lalaboy to use TBSE.I use a very rare bodytype last updated during Endwalker called CakeHD/Cake Boy, but my shoes & hands use Stacked.>>562746227I wouldn't mind that at all>>562745837Hi!>>562746074I'm 22
>>562746857AUUUUUGH I forgot to link back. Im cooked.
>>562746840he's right
Jojo’s fight between DB and Berke with their lalawives acting as their respective stands
>>562746883is that roric sternn
>>562746754Sounds boring.
i play a femra but i am completely normal and not trans
>>562746840he's right thodon't be a nigger
>>562746871>>years ago back when discord wasn't even a thingSo at least a decade ago because discord was around in 2016/2017
>>562746927yo
>>562746710That does answer my question, anonThank you
Why are there so many gays in this thread?
>>562746340Double edge and bloodbath is bis
>>562746836i don't see the issue. relics shouldn't be welfare items>>562746860bozja has no issues with future proofing, i didn't get any of mine during shb cuz i didn't play back then. CLL can be duo'd and DRN can be 5-manned cuz of scaling
>>562746369just normal xivg.
>>562746973may i rape?
>>562746857adore this fiddie
>>562746754Some people really are subhuman huh
>>562746973i play fiddie and im slightly unstable and trans but keep my melties to myself
>>562746836'people hated bozja so much that's why we didn't get another foray'you forgot that covid happened
I don't care for plapping, erp, eb or flirting. I just want people to hang out with and play the gamet. femra
>>562746953dunnodidn't ask
>>562746456My wife otl
>>562746990Yep, it was probably 20 or so years ago since we still used msn messenger
>>562746973not yet trans you mean, sisit's okay, all eggs will eventually crack
>>562746754wushu had an interesting mechanic where if you logged out in a city, your logged out npc character could be kidnapped and sold for money
>>562747125reddit transplant
>>562746247It's insane how much better your adult form is, shame you're a pedophile
>>562747039Relics aren’t welfare item though since they’re not even BiS until the very end of the expansion >bozja has no issues with future proofingDRN queues say otherwise BSF population says otherwiseZadnor population says otherwise It’s all actual dead content now
>>562746554I refuse to believe that it's somehow become mainstream to fantasize about abusing children.
10:40 CC ET Crystal
>>562746184My femlala tried a baconator, it was a 2/10 burger. No onions / pickles, the patty was crumbly, no malliard reaction sear, bun smooshed. Now butterburger deluxe, that’s a proper burger…
>>562746676if you have to limit yourself to $15 because it's a significant expense, maybe find someone to get you stuff instead now that most things can be gifted again
>>562746292https://files.catbox.moe/2lm01w.mp4I miss hanging out with her man.
>>562747176yes, you are
>>562747006If there are as many gays in the thread as you say there are, then why do no male characters like my malezen? Is it because he's grey?
FAVORITE DB MOMENT?!?!?!??
>>562747195relics have been welfare items during ew & dt. i'm not talking about welfare bisdrn pfs fillbsf & zadnor have more than enough ppl during peak hours, there aren't any issues there
>>562747258femlalas arent allowed to have culvers or we would go extinct..........
>>562747157please dont scramble me...
>>562747125>he can't quote
>>562745892https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WO7Tgy7UBo
>>562746072I still wonder what I did to make that guy so mad.
daily reminder an xivger is on fishtank right now
>>562747345
>>562747207Bro they're just pixels calm down.
>>562747126what DC
SEX WITH FEMLALAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>562747345his shopping cart story was cute
>>562747207i wouldn't exactly call it mainstream but there is an easy setup guide and an entire area of uldah dedicated to cunny at this point pretty much
>tomestone is bad because it's boring>Being forced to do dead content is better
might post lewds and not put out
>>562747427Who?
>>562747478Jesus fucking christ.
>>562747195Welfare doesn't mean BiS it means anything you can grind without being subjected to RNG or weekly lockoutsUncapped tome gear is welfare, relics are welfare, both always have been
>>562746941>>562747036>>562746984losing in cc = 1/3 the exp of winninglonger match but you lose = massive efficiency loss
>>562746840she was correct
>>562747467did 2000s kids really think a belt with an untucked t-shirt looked good..?
>>562747305>her>cockuh?
>>562747493>Being forced to do dead content is betterthat's exactly the purpose of the relic, to make dead content not dead.
>>562747471Shame it ended with that girl fucking arrested.
>>562747512im going to make a terrible pass at you in game and then harbor a grudge for the next decade
>>562747557Show us how you dress.
>>562747547bugman post
>>562747538>relics are welfare, both always have beenzodiac weapons were welfare? sybau
>>562747478we call those elementary schools anon
>>562747584kinda bittersweet
>>562747557every woman between the ages of 20 and 35 had a crush on guys like this
>>562747565Her voice is at 1:05 onward, but the Lovense was me helping Eli Star masturbate.
>>562745892https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3QDdcYNJKY
>>562747350Oh you’re one of those dudes that genuinely believe relics should be “prestigious” grinds that you show off. Good thing the devs don’t listen to people like you.>drn pfs fillAfter 30 minutes yeah and you have to do that 5 times for each relic. Lots of time wasted>bsf & zadnor have more than enough ppl during peak hours, there aren't any issues thereThis is hilarious to say because I can go check at peak hours all week and both zones will have less than 20 people total I both zones. In fact I’ve done that before and I found 1 person in bsf and 2 in Zadnor
>>562747652kek
>>562747525blaine, some viper lala on mateus i forgot his name
>>562746754>>562747547>t.
>>562747557It's to show off your designer belt, brokie.
>>562747345https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/556748679/#556757861
>>562746369Your crushes are lowlander owned
>>562747643>zodiac weapons were welfareyes they were, the only role that didn't was healer because they could get a big accuracy boost
>>562747679slide city, slide city
>>562747673she sounds like a fat old single mom
>>562747643Yes? You didn't have to clear Coil to get them
>>562746135Thank you!>>562746280Yeah, it's not a very popular face. Shame though, I really adore it. I guess the other faces are just too attractive. Nice hroth, too!
>>562747658that's just because that was all extraverted guys, don't throw me under the bus wtf
>>562747798She was an infertile older woman from Kentucky.
final ucob update: most people dropped after 3 dudes afked next to a neurolink and explodedty for following, make sure to subscribe for my next ucob pf update
>>562747557skaterwear was a very real fashion fad
>>562747557when i was in highschool some people told me i dressed nice because i occasionally would wear button up shirts
>>562747761isn't mommy infernum the findom that drained berke?
>>562747557With a nice leather belt? Yeah, it does look good, retard.
>>562747778uuuoohhhh to stumble in on my thread crush and have a lowlander sadistically yank the leash and collar she's on and tell me i'm a loser and she'll never go back
>>562747625might post lewds with a golem and not put out
>>562747557Yes.
>>562746094>>562747820The Tyrant's nerdier more peggable younger sibling
>>562747565>>560503509
It’s called accountability.
>>562747685what's the point of relics, the in-universe most prestigious weapons, if they're given out for free? it's like when they gave everyone the ashbringer in wowwhat is your motivation for them being free weapons that mean nothing?
>>562747907that's anassa zo
>>562747907Mommy Infernum does not ERP LMFAOOOOOOOOOO.She does look like her modbeast IRL though.
>>562747852fashion and social skill are related
>>562747854#NeedThat
Lich, Light1 Lich, Bright!
>>562748026>Light1
>>562747757These chudzens have their moments
>>562748024Wasn't there another infertile older woman in the thread some time ago too?
>>562745837Hallo
>>562748069He'll never recover from that
>>562748071>that hand textureYeah this catboy fucks.
>>562748020don't deflect my excuse with a reasonable comeback wtf
>>562745837>>562745892Ranked cc time babyyyhttps://youtu.be/jjyTtpPPMCI?si=0isd5zrZHb6gZI9_
MALES OF XIVG! I HAVE ANOTHER REQUEST!Best dick mod for TBSE? Don't link Junker queen.
>>562748071we stan this catboy
>>562748018>Neck tattooUnfortunate. I'm the only moid here that likes tats on women and she ruins it by putting it on one of the ugliest spots. How does she ever plan on pulling a high value moid if she keeps turning me off?
>>562748149No.
>>562748116There’s been a few
>>562748135Isn't that just vanilla?
>>562747796What does slide city mean?
>>562748168>Don't link Junker queenDAMN IT
>>562748069heck
>>562748168Mods are retarded
Why do you grown men all gossip about each other like middle aged women/faggots?
>>562748168base tbse, zweihander or hotdog
>>562748018if someone makes a character like that but is just as freaky irl, I kinda respect it more
>>562748140it's ok to admit that skater guys are automatically hot dude
>>562748228I want you to read the last word of your question againThere's the answer, champ
>>562748071>>562745945My bros right here.
>>562748071Cute catboy
>>562748182>>562748254For her modbeasting is a self insert.
>>562745837leveling time
>have not posted ITT for months>thread is even worse than it was when I left ityou guys really fell off, damn.
>>562747997They’re not given out for free though I can’t just login and claim my free relic for logging in for the day that just doesn’t happen. I still have to play the game to get my relics instead of “getting them for free” like you’re claiming. >what is your motivation for them being free weapons that mean nothing?They’re not free weapons though since I still had to grind the one time step out then I had to get the tomes for the subsequent relics which requires me to play the game to get them instead of them being free to claim.
>>562748228Because everyone here peaked in high school and have been chasing that ever since.
2:45 CC ET Crystal
>>562745837One day I'll have him reach the current patch and grief pf
>>562748332>peaked in high schoolThey couldn't even manage that
>>562748190WHY
>>562747685>you’re one of those dudes that genuinely believe relics should be “prestigious” grinds that you show off.NTA but genuinely what other purpose do they serve? They're not even close to raid gear at any point of the raids being current content, and raids are the only content in the game where gear matters to any serious degree. Outside of dedicated zone buffs (Physeos etc) relics serve even less of a gameplay purpose than Ultimate weapons do, and those are intended to be cosmetic.
>>562748312You post here every day.
>>562748386Eu Gom Yffum
>>562748332that was my lowest point though
>>562748386EU Muffy M- wait who are you
>>562748198>What does slide city mean?you know what that means, uhi'm coming up on you quickly, mmi bring nice things, uhh (what would i do)
>>562748394I didn't say it was a high peak.
>>562747961he just needs a nice wildwood lady in his life
I don't even want to be popular per se. I just want a lot of people to write stories with, and unfortunately it requires playing this gay retarded popularity game
my femra is like this (i'll let you guess which one)
>>562748228You mean like you’re doing right now
>>562748458That's Gom Yffum.
>>562745892https://youtu.be/fXAj54d8vSY
>>562748298irl looks about 100x better than this
>>562748257that picture was NOT the hot guy skater dude who lives in the abandoned cobwebbed recesses of my brain that I locked up after 2013
>>562748518shan...
>>562748518we know, shan
>>562748528who am I gossiping about?
>>562748454lmao>>562748458Canonically I guess the brother to bloonie, haven't put much thought into it really
>>562748541She looks pretty good for 40+
>>562748545saran post
>>562748326lol, ok. disingenuous
>>562748456No, it WAS your highest, but: >>562748486
>>562748528did that dog really do that
My malezen would pay a man just to have physical contact with him
>>562748545The girls taught me what a french tuck is and somehow that got me laidIt was so much easier back then
>>562748610>”Why do you grown men all”All the grown men in the thread sweetheart that you called out
>ffxiv player really likes anime>ffxiv player is a shit personThere's a real correlation here (anime website, I know I get it, kys)
>>562748651ever since i saw a cat fire a shotgun in AI slop i'm not sure what is real anymore
>>562745892https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=0w84oQJ-KhI
You are your catgirl.You are your femlala.You are your femra.
>>562748721No I asked a question. That is not the same as gossiping.
>>562748598>>562748582nuh uh I was talking about skater guys but since they gave me the power to pick I'm frieren of course because any time I don't have the power to pick I have to be fern>>562748636ALL three failed the coinflip
>>562748651yeah?how else would he get a picture of it?
>>562748540wife...
>>562748637There’s nothing disingenuous in that post I just deconstructed your entire argument about relics being “free welfare weapons” when that isn’t the case at all. It’s ok to get owned in an online argument most of xivg are dogshit at arguing their points and do exactly what you do when they lose. >>562748739Most weebs are bad people
>>562748702you're supposed to have physical contact with women, bro
it's always raining kinda cursed
>>562748824I regret to inform you that I am infact not my moonie sorry anon
>>562748168my fiddie thinks base tbse is the best looking dickmod in the game period
lol
>>562748818oooo I wanna plap this femra pls
>>562748818boing boing
>>562748818in game name of this femra
>>562748870dang thats kinda true actually
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/475608169/#475625909
>>562748843what about skater girls..
>>562748891Hair mod?
>>562748912shut up pickme
*splorp*
>>562745892https://youtu.be/czdFiO_15_E another day of more advanced yay
>>562748889Not interested in harlotsI want to put my face in a big guys chest while he strokes my hair and ears (in ffxiv)
>>562748818What a small cute wife! Also the femra's cool too.>>562748149>boob windowlooking disrespectfully from the bushes...
>>562749017What the..
>>562748824Thanks....
>>562748228Be accountable. That’s all we ask. If you don’t want to be held accountable for your actions, don’t play this game.
>>562748751the gorillas getting sucked away by tornados are my favorite ai videos
>>562749082unreal how hard left mogs right
You now remember Ira Procyon
>>562749052i'm sure there are big women you can do that with too bro... cmon bro...
ating pussy grip by race and clan. (Rated by a woman, why are women so bad at[Tightest]Au Ra Xaela Male 10/10Au Ra Raen Male 10/10Lalafell Plainsfolk Male 9/10Lalafell Dunesfolk Male 8/10Hyur Highlander Male 7/10Roegadyn Hellsguard Male 7/10Viera Veena Male 7/10Miqo'te Seekers of the Sun Male 6/10Miqo'te Keeps of the Moon Male 6/10Roegadyn Sea Wolves Male 5/10Viera Rava Male 4/10Hyur Midlander Male 4/10Elezen Duskwight Male 1/10Elezen Wildwood Male 1/10Hrothgar Helions 1/10Hrothgar The Lost Male 0/10[Loosest][Tightest]Au Ra Xaela Female 10/10Au Ra Raen Female 10/10Roegadyn Sea Wolves Female 9/10Hyur Highlander Female 8/10Viera Rava Female 7/10Lalafell Dunesfolk Female 4/10Miqo'te Keeps of the Moon Female 6/10Hyur Midlander Female 5/10Viera Veena Female 4/10Lalafell Dunesfolk Female 4/10Roegadyn Hellsguard Female 4/10Lalafell Plainsfolk Female 3/10Miqo'te Seekers of the Sun Female 3/10Elezen Duskwight Female 3/10Elezen Wildwood Female 2/10[Loosest]
I think it would be nice if i could play pvp to earn my relictoo bad I cannot
>>562749098I love seeing that alongside >cloud 9
>>562749152huj lost
>>562748437Cute cope but no. I opened it today on a whim. Have not been here since december at least.
I'm being skipped like a flat rock
>>562748168base tbse because the focus of the pose should be on the male figure not just the cock
>>562748843i said i would let you GUESS not pickand you guessed WRONG
>>562745837>>562745892https://youtu.be/6Ng7D5xHBZY?si=gOSz9RK43ik0MbtG
>>562745892https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Zz1AoPgqas
>>562748973>>562749182I get that your original post didn't get much traction, but that's mostly because it's not really that amusing
>>562749182why am I the bottom thats not fair I didnt even do anything
>>562749097>everyone in this picture has fucked off
>>562749165Stop bothering me, bother the dozens of malezen in the thread with your straightslop instead. My male duskie needs MALES...
You guys want to see a dude fuck a snake?
6:35 CC ET Crystal
>>562749310The dog still posts here though?
>>562749042Congrats on the carpet bestie!Now the malezen cannot hide from your air superiority and binoculars.
>>562749336not really???
>>562749097>not posting the good version
>Pussy grip rating>Lalafell Dunesfolk Female 4/10>Lalafell Plainsfolk Female 3/10chat is this true?
If Warriors are so manly, why is one of their actions a Taylor Swift song reference?
>>562749310They were weak. Cowards.
>>562749000I actually was for a little bit so I can get closer to someone, but I think the group was a little too excited to get to handhold someone through the learning period because I picked it up a little too naturally and they all became a bit estranged>>562749242IT'S LITERALLY SO OVER THAT'S MT. OVEREST YOU'RE STEPPING ON, YOU JUST FLATTENED TOVERYO
>>562745892https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sYYIGyQU9Q
>>562748912what a weird thing to say
doing advanced hall of novice for the new ring and damn they really could have worded these better
>>562746280>>562746578>>562746921>>562748121>>562749269do you like femhroth
>>562749436dancing to white girl music is the manliest shit ever
>>562749420My 1X year old femlala disagrees
>>562749152
>>562749463Some things need to be said
>>562749482no not really
>>562749042Have you heard any of Anneli's solo stuff?
>He's rather attractive
>>562749336Only if I'm the dude and the snake is Alipheese Fateburn XVI
>>562749474Unless you’re ESL and have trouble understanding English that is very clear on what you need to do, get away from the enemy if you have that tether or you get hit hard
>>562749496I don't know what I expected.
>>562749482Yeah they're very cute
>>562745892>>562745837https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HajKvHutqOc
my femlala is currently aura farming
>>562747961The skintone isn't exactly the same, but I guess it fits...
>>562749474That seems pretty clear ngl. Its written in ye olde english grammar, but still
>>562749496I wish I checked the reply chain before blindly clicking this one, don't do it lads
My fishra? Has had a long day and is very tired
Cool, he's back to spamming bestiality after getting BTFO
>>562749496I really should read the reply chain before opening these...
You now remember memec@t
>>562749545king behavior on the right
>read it at 6:45>skipped
>>562749712You need to be slimier
>>562749742*gibs*
>>562749586>>562749669yeah I just mean starting the sentence with "remain near" is a bit silly, when it should be worded like "remain far away to avoid a painful strike"
>>562749517lol
>>562749310wrong
>>562749482yeah they're cool, some even fine
>>562749742nice self-namedrop fag
>>562749545he's sitting down because he's <the unmoving>
>>562749849Woah ugly Juniper!
Wahoo!
>>562749742I miss memec@tI hope they're doing well for themselves.
how much do i hvae to goim really tired of expert roulette
>>562749806This is how I find out you’re an ESL huh
>>5627499431200
>>562749943a lot more
you will never remember my femezenshe was boring and unremarkableyou wouldnt even remember her if you saw her again
>>562745837Hi
>>562749915gz!!
>>562749946I'm esl and I understood the message, don't group us with reading comprehension retards.
>>562749943You got like 3 more steps lmfao you niggas cried for a relic grind all EW and now you get it and you hate it
>>562749946no? I'm saying that beginning a sentence with a negative isn't a good idea"remain far away to avoid a painful strike""to remain near is to risk a painful strike"usually FFXIV is really really good about localization but I don't think Hall of the Novice is a place for embellishment
>>562745837>>562745892https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUNF1HM4EsE>>562749516Amen, song related.
>>562746056show your moonie
nobody remembers my grape flavored f3mra even though she had such massive boobies
>>562749943Need feet.
you guys ever feel like an alt is messaging you to get blackmail, I left an FC a bit ago and I've had them emoting at me in world and someone was really aggressively trying to erp on a non erp server on a sprout character
Me? gonna sexpest DB.
>>562750094Serious question, how long have you had this one schizo?
>>562749496that's a trip down memory lanefriend and I were staying at another friend's place for a weekat one point while he took a shower, he left his facebook tab open still logged inI made a post with a screencap from that video saying "I miss fucking my snake :(">>562749943PT is one of the best options for it, plus you get a bunch of other stuff while doing it
>>562750035My moonie may be remembered by a few, but is not coming back.
>>562750091It’s literally not embellishment because it’s telling you in no uncertain terms if you stay near the enemy with that tether attached to you, you’re gonna get hit hard.
>>562750076anon learns for the first time that the xiv community isn't a hivemind
>>562750140I think the rothschilds are after you bro
>>562749545
>>562747467SEX WITH ̶̵̴̶̴̵̸̢̧̨̛̛͔̘͓̠̠͕̞̹̟̻̦̻̯͕̖̺̰̘̗̼̪̰̼͉̥̥͕̯̠͉̯̫̟͈͉͚̮͈̮̞͍̳̱̜͎̪͎̠͓̙̖̭̜͖̱̪̝̦̘͉̬̮͚̱̌͋͋͌̉̒̀̈́̈́̉͆͋͛̃̐͂͐͑̀̾̈̐̉̈́́̈͂́̓͑̈͊̎̀̃̇̑̿̈͌̍̾̍͗̄̋̿͐̌̉̈́̓̎̓͂̀̀́̿͂̏͌͌̀̽́͐͂͆̂̄͂̄̚̕͘̚̕̕̚̕͝͠͠͝ͅ.̸̨͙͇̮͉̦̬̜̮̮̺́̊͆͜͝!̵̧͚̞̟͕̳̗͇̺͖̀̎̄̀̔̍̽̈́̆̀̃̄̄̐̇͝!̶̢̥̰̳̳̩̯͇̭͖͇͍͎͎͈̭̣͓̋̈́͑͊̂̔͜!̶̡͍͖͔̞̰̗͚̠͙͛͗͒̀̎͋̀̀̒̈́̇̂̉͊̒̚͝!̵̧͈̳͓̳̤̻̰̹̯̺͕̫̮͓̏̍ͅ!̷̢̡̣͓̺̱͍̻̤̟̟̱̹͓͚̣̝̱̹̥͚̹̫̽̎̑͐̍̐̾̑̈́̀̏̈́̍͊̃͝͠!̷̺̤͎̭̤̳̠͍͔͂͝ͅ!̷̡̢̣̯͇̪͈͎͉̤̭͕̪̱̜͙̟̹̠̥̫̑͛͋͂͗̋͗͐̾͜!̴̨̡̹̖̔̌͗̐͑̾͘͜!̴̥̠̖͋̂͌!̷̱̝͇̫̞̟͕͇̍̉͆͋̒͝!̶̡̡̜̘̦̜̗̱̣̤͍͎̋͗̾̈́̔̈̚!̸̛̛̠̗̳̖͚̥̪̖͎̜̞̻͓̳̪́̈́́͐̉̆̌̃̈́̈̓͌͘̚͜͝ͅͅ!̴͔̖͖̞̳̜̼̈́͋́̌̌̓́̂͛̾̊͆̾̊̏̀̑̐̀͐!̷̡̢̛̞̼͎̬̠̭̤͙̫̰͕̘̫̳̼̼̩̖̰͇̊̔͗̑͑͒̐͊̒̂̎͆̎͊͂̂̽͐̄͘ͅ!̶̧̧̫̬̖͓̩̹̝̭̜͈̩̥͍̮̻̒͗̔̇́̾̿̈̍́̏̈́̈́̂̂̎́̕!̴̢̨̧̝͈̝͈̘̪̤̳͎͖̘͔̪̯̱̺̽̀͛̇͗̔͌̑̆̊̀̚͝ͅͅ
>>562750161WHO?
>>562745892https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SebH8En9ZOY
>>562749375thank you bestie.. now the shroudborn will never know peace again>>562749568i haven't actually, link your favorites and i'll listen to them as i level my alt
>RueDropped.
>>562750250seriously fuck femras
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbHBazqUkyo
cockwatchers are like when your parents told you jesus is watching you masturbate but they became the ones watching me jack off instead for some reason
>Lithe>AB>Trered flags
He suffered more than Emett and Meteon
>>562749806yeah structuring a sentence to be conducive to learning is a skill and localizers aren't necessarily thinking about it too hard, just another line in an ARR zone to translate so they ended up with immersive syntax that some might misunderstand on a glance
>>562750457One of the handsome hrothgars.
>>562750457No he didn't.
>>562750064Thank you, anon! I got it in my very first intuition window, so it wasn't too bad.
>lummebig green flag (pls hmu)
>>562750457his wife didn't even exist back then, that grave was empty
>>562750457I couldn't get past his extremely Norwegian accent.
11:25 CC ET Crystal
my femra switched to tre...
>>562750583may we see
>>562750452Nymph is the only acceptable body.
>>562750103already did you stupid
WHO ELSE IS EATING SOME FEMRA PUSSY RIGHT NOW?
I haven't leveled a class from 1 in >10 years, which one do I start with?>>562750647what's this character from? been seeing her on twitter
>RueSniffed.
>>562750647when!
>>562749992>>562750020>80 days of expert roulette>>562750175I havent even unlocked PT I will never do a deep dungeon, they're fucking dogshit
hi hi anons how's your day going
>>562750698Rossi from Arknights Endfield
>>562750739Terrible. I saw a lalafell.
>>562741039
I miss Effy
he suffered more than emett and meteon and magnus combined
>>562750724you can spam roulettes
>>562750326You know
>>562750442I always found it strange boomers would try and intentionally catch their kids in the act to make a big scene
seeing some of the cute characters here posting songs that are 30s dudebro with a beer belly coded shatters my perception of them>>562750698SCH, you get 2 for 1
>>562750841he suffered the force of a tiny sun imploding
>>562750685not this exact moment but i was last night does that count
>>562750905It's like generational abuse, but lighter. "My dad played this prank on me so it's only right I play it on you!" type shit.
>>562750724You could just farm fates?What I did for like 60% of it and it helps farm bicolor gemstones.No one is forcing you to do roulettes
>>562750825I miss desibun
>>562745837my maliddie looks and acts like this>>562745892https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57g8PxjYECM
>>562750825go back to /bpsrg/ no one misses you
>>562751013>fatesHow long did that take?
deep dungeon roulette should be real
>>562750303Let me kiss ya real good...
>>562751130600 fatesPASS.
ffuuuck...
>>562749269
>>562750892
>>562750165Originally the falseflag was (sloppily) made by someone from a certain /xivg/-adjacent troll Discord several years ago, but that person likely stopped caring way back when. Beyond that, there just seems to be someone who fantasizes about my character a lot and who occasionally decides to repost it. I told them a rose on my doorstep would've been more enticing, but...>>562750685Sounds fun, godspeed.
>>562750815>didn't get skippedI shall never forget you for as long as I live, anon.
>>562751160“Why aren’t these shitters sticking to the walls? Why aren’t they rushing to the exit? Why are they exploring every room???”
>>562749943>>562750076>>562750203Watch these same jackasses get a EW style relic and bitch
https://files.catbox.moe/zuq46q.mp4
>>562751194outfit mod?
>>562751194CA...
>>562751396The worst state in the US. It should be nuked.
>>562751243Thanks for the double reply.Alright that makes sense, I wish I was around to see it, thank you for responding to me earnestly.Okay the second question, I know you're into futanari and being the submissive one in certain scenarios, but what males male x futanari different from male x male?
>>562745892https://youtu.be/oAC7EyLz_9E
Big male chest to put my head on... Big male arms... Big male hands...
>>562745892https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuQzb5m4lO8
>>562751206FUCK!!!!! HE KNOWS!!!!!
>>562751504stop being gay
>>562751467what makes a man different from a woman
did you like my song?
>>562751583A penis.
>>562751261I try to not skip
>>562745892My moonie dislikes Monday.https://youtu.be/nu_il703l2E
>>562751583Women are stupid and can't do anything right.
>>562751583A miserable pile of secrets!
>>562751571Don't care for your cave, hussy. I've already got one I call home
3:30 CC ET Crystal
>>562751647this but men
Might log into my galter and slut around
>>562751683>bro seriously came in with the no u.
Blep
>>562751763I'll make sure to send a raunchy tell to everyone that logs in for the next 30 minutes.
>>562751710everyday i wake up im thank heaven for being born in a world where femra exist
>>562751647my fiddie is like this
>>562751837No.
>>562751863your fiddie should fuck off and kill herself
>>562751837You're annoying.
>>562751467I find penises attractive (both genitalia, to be clear) but not masculine appearances. I could expand on that more and how it relates to edge cases like "muscle mommy" femroes vs. femboy characters, but that's pretty far off-topic.
>>562748614>moonie>not putting in much thoughtShocking
My fiddie finally took the test
>>562751917lol
>>562751303I liked the EW relic grind though and thought it was fine since I could do whatever I wanted to get my tomes instead of being funneled into shit I do t want to do
>>562751859FactsSpit yo shit king
>>562751917uh oh fiddie cuck melty
>>562750910I feel like I'm the only person here who listens to hip hop or anything non metal/rock
>>562751679fuckin' obliterate
My fiddie is old
Is Crystal laggin or is it me?
anyone wanna fresh prog m10s...
>>562751935Thank you. I respect you a lot, but I also remember like you don't like femboys? I find you extremely fascinating because you're very comfortable with your sexuality and I think that's fucking awesome.
I am a mooniewho should go to the ERbecause my bp has gone below 90/60 and my heart feels like it's beating out of my chest
>>562751963Ehehe nyeah
>>562752038I just linked a jungle/DnB song...
>>562752059No, been lagging for me the whole day aswell
>>562746113holy based
>>562752038boxing itself to a genre is stupid af (we all did that during teenage years), just listen to what sounds good
>>562749742he will never be basado
>>562751969My fiddie forgot to present the results of her test
>>562752112sounds gay
>>562751837Deep kisses where you almost make me gag
>>562745892https://youtu.be/rSK8jTzl1Kw
>>562752075if you're on aether i will help
>>562752216
>>562745892https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CII5XCjIL4Y
Now it's perfect
>>562752192Why do women take so many personality tests?
>>562752154Finally, someone with some taste around here.
>>562752112Sounds like potential sepsis, please go to the hospital bro
>>562752328>>562752298
>>562752412who's leaking lightcord posts again
>>562752298>>562751884>>562750786>>562750401>>562749884Noticed you
>>562752329Because they don't have one and need someone else to tell them what to be like
>>562752329Because it’s about the most interesting person in the world, themselves.
>>562752484Extremely close.
>>562752298>>562752328Jesus you people are mean
>>562752329There is absolutely nothing wrong with doing a fun online test...
Maybe if you're this bored of the game it might be time to find another
>cant get onto balmung for my ex to fuck memaybe next time
>>562752647is it me
>>562752386I have low bp naturally and no fever, could just be a dip I can't get out of my chair anyway, I'll faint
>>562749851can you post the picture with the blowjob veil
>>562752706i dont know
FAVORITE DB OWNED BIOFEM????
DEAFDUMBBLINDDEATH DON'T LIEDEAF DUMB BLINDDEATHDON'T LIE
>>562752730If you get an signs of fever, feeling clammy, night sweats, please go get checked
>>562752216males?
>>562752838Remus Anima
>>562752236ok i made a fresh prog on gayther hopefully it doesnt fill before i finish rewatching this guide :)
7:45 CC ET Crystal
>>562752757
>>562752298
>>562752958yup, rape
I miss Nero and Cid.
>>562745892https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ui1eRqX0mZo
>>562752936which pf?
>>562752935Me too..
>>562752959Gaaarfieeeld!
>>562753136it should be the only fresh one
>>562753113So replay ARR nigga or make your own gay fanfic
>>562752958i am barking and snarling and growling DISRESPECTFULLY
Good night :)
My fiddie is like this
>>562753273That is exactly what I'm doing
>>562753316GOOD NIGHT.
>>562753404GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!
>>562752896I'll keep it in mind, thanks healthcareanon
gn guy
>>562751837After what that one guy said about fish cock, I imagine that this fishra is almost unbearably squid smelling
>>562753247dont see it, only kimchi shh's
>>562753507
>>562752329>>562752487>>562752504It was one test............
>>562745892https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asaCQOZpqUQ>>562746140I wore helmets for just under a year on my dwarf lala, it's a hard life to live...
>Downloading Lovense for an ERP sessionYupppppppppppppppppppppppp here weeeeeeeeeeeeeee go.
>>562753563She's an orcara, orcas are not fish
>>562753619don't say it
>>562753662don't you just need a link?
>>562753706Yeah, but go the extra distance for women.
>>562753679I am not aware of a single instance of me requesting this information. Please, in the future, only provide what is requested.
>>562753578unblacklist me bwo........
>>562753563Elaborate
>turn one of the thread femlalas into an AI character chatbot to jerk off to>real one disappears
Kitsune do not exist in FFXIV. Kitsune do not exist in FFXIV. Kitsune do not exist in FFXIV.
>>562753809I shan't.
>>562753823Which one
post a really really old screenshot
>>562752216Going to /hug this roe right now
>>562753740I wholeheartedly refuse.
>>562753823RIP Rori....
>>562753834My femlala made a pact with an auspice and is literally a kitsune right now
If we got even as little as 2 paste per CC win and 1 per loss it would be the best relic ever made.
>>562754029May I pet your tail?
You're never going to find the new character
>>562753809Why are your scales upside down?
Me if I ever ERP
>>562753886
>>562753834You fight one as a boss Fate in Stormblood.
>>562754083it would be extremely painful
>>562754090same
good meowning
>>562754182You're a small... fox girl... thing
>>562754220So cute!
>>562754029How do I break the contract?
My femra is like an uninstalled door. Unhinged and ready to be mounted.
>>562754236For you...
>>562754291What gloves?
>>562754312Hey baby, I got a ballpeen hammer just aching to pound at your hinges
12:45 CC ET Crystal
>>562753886six years ago is ancient btw
>>562754085I am a fricked up fish(marine mammal)
despite having a gay pride event, FFXIV has more faggots than WoW. I find this funny
>>562752216holy moly
>>562754345FIRE
>>562754385>new gamerDawntrail>oldschoolEndwalker>ancient gamerShadowbringersWhich are you? Personally, i am an ancient shbfag.
My sunnie is like a broken window. Full of sharp edges and should be replaced.
>>562753886Back with the old funny name
>>562754625MOONIE AGENT GLOWING SO BRIGHT
Fiddie = Consent
>>562754609my first crack at this game outside of the free trial was at the tail end of SB so I'm basically as old as time itself
>>562754710especially if they're big and fat
Fiddie = Tranny Crackwhore
>>562754729I think this is the most common look in ffxiv at the moment
Gwub
>>562754609>i am an ancient shbfag.fuck off binger
>>562754625Jesus... is this how things were before mods?
log in
>>562754729extreme rape
>>562754803Mad newfag from dawntrail spotted.
>>562754796https://files.catbox.moe/pqifr7.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/8tw93j.jpg
>>562754625>>562754816>>562754685way better than the current lighting engine actually
>>562753886I wonder what i was doing..
>>562754345Sorry worked called again! I'm not really, I've interacted with you once before on here, uderstand if you don't remember, but I messed up my spoilers
>>562754891
>spend 3 hours making a glam for a job i don't even playyea it's unemployed hours
my malezen is a bit like this
>>562745892https://youtu.be/uH4IuO55U9I
>>562754891https://vocaroo.com/1nuBBXSCRutdAh the hallmark of an art piece made by a man.Foot focus.
>>562754930Luminous is peak even today, too bad nothing can handle it
There use to be cute femlalas to sexpestWhatever happened to them?
>>562754937We will be reuinited.
>>562754942/runs under the bed to find leftover snacks
>>562753886My fiddie of eld
>>562754871Did you get that opinion from the streamer that got you to download the game?
>>562754992Why are duskie NPCs ALWAYS villains?
>>562745837>>562754984https://youtu.be/-YQ8IbVIwPM
>>562755118i love samurai memes
>>562755118>like half of those buffs don't even exist anymore
>>562753886>2022I DONT CARE IT'S OLD TO ME
>>562755108Yeah asmongold (MY GOAT) personally called you a newfag and were all laughing at you on his stream.
>>562755214awful hair
>>562755091Would greatly appreciate it you didn't!!
>>562754360What only one tool? Jeez, independent contractors these days... fufufufu~ bet you don't even know how to bind my misaligned screws or zip tie my curtains... without consulting a YouTube guide.
>people ITT unironically started after Shadowbringers grim
>>562755202IT SAYS 2023 FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK (it was when i just started out)
>>562751478wife
>>562755297Nope nuh uh, you hurt ME with your affection, rape is now the solution.
>>562745837>>562745892https://youtu.be/v2H4l9RpkwM?si=8xUhQE6fw3KZ4VlK
>>562755214Beautiful hair Face3s are usually pure mid (compared to Face1 ofc) but this person made her look sexy
my controller died during that last match aieee i hate it here
Ah the hallmark of a letter written by a femra.Yearnbaiting.
>>562746320Yea pretty muchYou're going to get frustrated and burn out after one clear of m9s because the average person left in pf who still hastn cleared is genuinely retarded.
>>562755339
>>562755339Go to the blacked venue and ask there
>>562746237>>562746298>>562746896>>562747061>>562747667>>562748310>>562749610>>562750047>>562751068>>562755130No (You)s? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>562755339is that ?are those ?
Why do we have to be subjected to this sad samefagging?
Real oldfags don't try to prove they're oldfags. They just ignore the bait, they understand that the baiter is likely a newfag, and they move on
>>562754609My femra is a dawnsperm and got groomed by another femra when I entered stormblood...
5:30 CC ET Crystal
>>562755443Oh like you're doing right now?
>>562755304Yeah, I'm gonna get drunk with one of my buddies, spend half an hour flipping you around and then come back another day to finish the job properly
>>562755339if this is the self admitted 42 year old incel who makes AI slop of akemi can you please just eat a bullet
>>562755436thanks for the reply lil bro, get the lube we're fucking NOW
>>562755459Whoopsie sorry about that
>>562755116They're the Drow of FFXIV
>>562755368Always knew this day would come..Time to vanish again, take care!
join my fresh m10s pf on the aether data center bleeeeease
>>562755443I think it would continue even if there was nobody else left in this thread anonlet's just hope this game dies enough that they find a larger audience for it at some point and move on
pick your pokemon starter
Ayo is RW popping?
>>562755339my miera on the left
Adamantoise keeps crashing...
>>562746237Here's a (You), Khagan.
>>562755586jesus christ anon
>>562753886the very first modbeast screenshot
>>562755335bingers are the XIV equivalent to boomers, they did nothing but ruin the world for future generations
>>562751308We didn't deserve hero hroth. He was too good for us.
>>562755629/petI wouldn't rape you, but you scared me so much! I went from friend to friend asking if it was them. I hope work is going well.
>>562755730*Catches it* thanks bro
>>562755661I'm going with the femra
>>562755443For someone who tries to act like he's some dark overlord, he sure does get rattled by... every single post to the point of replying. Like someone with something to prove.
>>562755637I'll join if you're ready to clear cutie
>>562755418Show me your footwork./twirl
>>562755903Do NOT open
>>562755637Tank slots are filled bwo
I love femezen so much it's unreal
>>562755762
>>562755910Did you accomplish your goal?
>>562755670Pretty much almost 24/7 on Primal till mogslop season ends>>562755436its over....................................
>>562755430Which one? Even RAVA has been taken over by the shitty tattoo mods >>562755560No I am just a random I lurk far far more than I post, I just feel like that scene has really gone to shit over the last year or two every one that was relatively normal and in to it has stopped playing and I have no idea where anyone gathers anymore
>>562755974My femezen didn't get enough love, so she died.
>>562755951So go as a healer, sissy.
>>562755937we 1 shot from first pull trust>>562755951mb....
I'm still glubbinEven after wahooin
We should be nicer to femroes.
>>562755556pft, I didn't pay you to drink at work. You and your buddy aren't going anywhere near my frame! I would rather rip your paycheck right in front of you before I let you glaze over my glass doors with fresh polish.
>>562755974Same bro
>>562755995Close, I'm two quests away I think
>>562756050NOOOOOOOO
>>562756092Wanna glub on my sunnie+ til you wahoo?
>>562756014(you)
>>562756124You should make a bottom heavy flat femra who is a serial rapist and scares fat bastards, ravashebvlls, chadlanders, and more.
>>562756070My heals erode common sense.
>>562754609I'm an endbaby, I literally joined the day the billboard club was raided because the event piqued my curiosity>>562755436It's normal for males. If I want (You)s I can just post a catbox (or could if I had my laptop)>>562756124Femroes are based
I came just from slapping them again...
>>562755718jean..
>>562756353OJ ain't gonna fuck you. little bro
>>562756353Based on what?
>>562756124No little nigga.
>>562746754I botted Occult Crescent which botted my Light farm relic weapon and I bot my weekly tomes and I bot any dungeon that I want to glam farm. I botted all the jobs I don't like playing to max level this expansion after doing it manually all the previous times. And I botted an alt. I basically only do Expert Roulette sometimes and EX farm which is the stuff I want to do. I didn't bot my crafters and gatherers, I did those legit, no lifing them over a weekend in Ishgardian Restoration, and then every new expansion I just buy the GC turn-ins and level my crafters and gatherers that way without ever actually switching to the job.
Tonight on <<Golem>> we move to bring low the Lord of Crags with the goal of hopefully getting people through Praetorium/Ultima by Sunday.Feel free to join in on your own golems and enjoy the ride.
>>562756128We're going to be glazing something if you don't pay us, miss. We're already here after all, we can do a lot more than just install a door wrong, we're Independent Contractors™
>>562756124#stoproegadynhate
>>562755339This was painful to read.
odds remake that videoevens pretend to have a modicum of self-restraint
>>562756353Or you just try to shitpost yourself anonymously like before.
>>562754029binding this evil kitsune demon into a sealing stone
>>562756618Rerolling for you to slut out
>>562756686. . .
>>562755436
>>562755560>implying there's a non-incel /xivg/ger
>>562756520Logging in
>>562756691thanks babe
>>562756520Y'all are just racing through ARR
>>562756520What are the odds I get kicked if I start shamelessly flirting with the FC lead
>>562756751Not all of us hate women like some of you niggas do
>like some store gear for my glam idea>don't want to feed the microtransaction jewHow do I proceed
Damn my Catboy's dick looks like a snickers bar
>>562756803
9:55 CC ET Crystal
>>562756803yep thats a wife
>>562756153GIWTWMFiddie
>>562756880erp with someone on your friendslist and make them buy it for you
>>562756736the land is safe from your evil once again... goodbye, Tamamo-no-Mae...
>>562756880get a rich clingy biofem to groom you and have her buy it for you
>>562756561h-hey I didn't consent to paying a football team. What is one retard too stoopid that he had to bring along a circus of monkeys just to mount one door? Pitiful, the joke just writes itself frankly. I would simply scoff and laugh at your face.
>>562756839ok but like have you fucked one?
>>562756880that shit is by design bro, don't feel too bad
>>562756803>>562756892hmmmwife
>>562756839you do
might have to save my post for the next thread...
AYO DIS NIGGA SAVING THEY POST FOR THE NEXT THREAD
>blocked by someone i thought i was cool with
>>562757076is this theo did you fucking fanta again
>>562756905I still can't believe they made Bulbasaur a mesugaki/gyaru and they made Venusaur an ara ara~ onee-san
I didn't think that post would go through the fake range ban desu
>>562757175seems you weren’t cool with them after all
>>562756968You can laugh, but you're going to be sore when we're so busy glazing you instead of your glass we don't even have time to mount anything but the brat trying to con us...
>>562757195i would never EVER drink a fantasia
I really like big tittied fiddies
>>562757175You were cool with them, but they were cold to you. Degrees matter.
>>562757175>mofu>muffycall it
>>562757175name and shame
I wish it was me getting niled instead
>>562756917It could be
>>562756520i havent even made it to totorak yet
I really like small tittied fiddies
My femra is like this
>>562757328the first one doesnt block, he just removes and forgets you exist the second blocks, unblocks, screams at you, then begs you for forgiveness
>>562757274so does my big tittied fiddie
>>562757351the croc can't get it up anymore
My femlala has to take her meds, take a shower, do laundry, clean her room, and do the recycling but she doesn't want to.
>>562756520what is the actual point of golem alter if you're all skipping through as fast as possible?
Migrate.>>562757538>>562757538>>562757538>>562757538>>562757538
>>562757175I know that feelLilsi wtf bro
>>562757238h-hey... don't get cocky... I may look like a small, slightly underdressed white mage, but guess what? Infinite healing and mana to win any war of attrition, especially against apes like you. I-I would think twice if I were you...
>>562757548What’s the point of waiting around holding your dick in your hand while you wait for people to catch up to some arbitrary checkpoint? Thats how alter almost died the first time
>>562756528>2015Can you imagine playing this garbage during peak LoL, rocket league, bloodborne, black ops 3, SOMA, splatoon, battlefront etc... so many more I can list and you were playong FFXIV? I feel sorry for you desu.
>>562757672i played most of those toocrazy how you can play more than one game
>>562757672My brother, it is possible to play more than one game in a year.
>>562757602You think you're going to have a war of attrition against the two marauders you hired...? For a door? It doesn't take a war of attrition to leave someone with a bruised cervix and hoarse throat.
>>562756751Last time I had sex was in december, I may as well be an incel with how hungry I am to fuck...
>>562757821No you didn't.
>>562756417I never wanted that? I genuinely like the femroe players here.>>562756620Me crashing out on a day when I was unmedicated and admittedly beating myself up just because I was upset at some knowledge I learned from the WVF is far from emblematic of my normal behavior.I do get genuinely shitposted pretty commonly, like you're doing at present. It's pretty funny usually.>>562757175I despise when people do this. Just communicate, it'll make things easier for both parties, and I really do mean "both," not just myself.
>>562757672>LoLI fuckin wish I would've taken the hours I spent on that game and spent them on FFXIV instead.
you are now aware that the dev team is being constantly scrutinized by the online store designers (who hold executive function over the entire dev team) to make sure any gear added as ingame rewards is either worse in some way or is not too close in style to gear that is already in the online store, and to make sure certain styles can only be achieved by making purchases.
>>562756838Depends on how annoying you get.>>562757548People have different lives, schedules, playstyles, and play speed. If people want to go as a group, they can. If they want to take their time, they can. We'll be here to run everything by their side.>>562757432There's no rush. In all likelihood, we'll spend a lot of time goofing on in between important story bits and the ARR Patch quests.
>>562757928H-hey I was just joking earlier but you're taking this a step too far... I would rather die than let you brutes touch me in an untoward manner! Besides, I lied - I've never been mounted before. I just thought it sounded funny, but you're taking this too far like a brainless savage...
>>562757859>>562757821But for most people here, XIV is their entire life
>>562758409OhWell we're just gonna put the door up then, if you wouldn't mind taking your barely dressed and frail frame somewhere else, we've got work to do.
"I'm so lonely" posters do their best to run away and make your efforts feel unwanted and unappreciated at every turn...
>>562758567N-not going to holmgang me the minute I turn away, right? You're really going to fix my doorway?
>>562758741We're handymen, not brutes. No I'm not going to put you on the end of a chain, yank you around and play with your body, take what little innocence you have left and -Actually you know what it looks like he's almost done putting the door up, shit maybe we didn't both need to be here
Valeth please take me back I miss your + so much....
My femra doesn't like using her invul on shared tbs. She wants her OT to take it with her
>>562759275where does it go then...
>>562757983yes i did
>>562758994o-oh, I mean for a moment there I thought you two would start hammering my tight pink hole, ignoring my screams as the jack drill buzzed, keeping my anchor sockets lubricated and warm against my will, ziptieing my handles, chaining my window curtains until I struggled to remain conscious. I mean the door. I mean you would do that to the door.You know what this has been a huge misunderstanding... How much do I owe you two to never speak about this to anyone?
>>562759456She saves the invul for emergencies.
>>562759710The door, huh? Well about that, it looks like the money you gave us doesn't even cover the cost of the hardware we used... The lock works great though, so we should have plenty of time to discuss how exactly you're going to be paying us for all this work. Ziptieing your handles, was it? We'll show you just how much we know~
>>562760021Ughh.. this is like that one time I asked to get my ceruleum-fueled fridge fixed, and they scammed me into paying for more than what I asked. If I let you two inside, you better make it worth it...
>>562760650Ok i had my fun i have to focus on raid now c:
>>562760992Finnneee... good luck honey.
>>562761045Mwah mwah, you'd be fun to meet
>>562761309I'm usually shy and don't make the first move :/ So no one knows I'm free-use to anyone who can rip off my frontier dress in a back alley...
>>562761567If we still had a hangout spot I'd keep an eye out for something like that, maybe something like a burner discord would suffice better...
>>562761957So you don't get ban-hammered, I would probably wear a hyper specific necklace or choker, something you can find ways of breaking... That is to say if we still had a main hangout spot.>burner discordIf we ever do meet, that wouldn't be a bad idea...
>>562762420Oh they don't ban for it and even if they did they'd have to actually moderate this place lol stonepygmalion
