Previous: >>562752461>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Sakura Bakushin O (3* alt), North Flight (3* alt), SSR Daring Tact, SSR Daring HeartNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
>sweepy is doing mant races faster than meyeah I'm never coming back to manual
>>562771818I LOVE FALCO!!!!!!!!!!
>>562771818post more cute Iinchous
It's been an hour and we got 14 billion. Do we think we can make 2 trillion?
FALCOOOOO
>>562771974
The Mejiro theme fucking SUCKS
lmao global will do less than half than JP at this rateeveryone HATES dumb falcon
>>562772108Curren...
Do you guys love Croix du Nord now after seeing his win at the Osaka Hai last Sunday?
>>562771996Doubt it. I don't think global has the juice to go all the way. This is a long race and global hates long races because they can't hit stamina requirements (i.e. skill issue)
if you were an umamusume would you rather win the>Japanese Derby>Arima Kinen>Champions Cup>Tenno Sho (Spring)>Japan Dirt Derby>Teio Shoa new thread was made not fair
>>562772098
please... I'll give you a SR with my armpits on it and yoga pants... just one more run....
>>562772214L'Arc
You only like Inchou because of her jiggly udders
>>562772214Japan Cup
>>562772214Lets be real I'd be one of those umas that end up working inside of a family mart because I didn't have what it takes to even be a sprinter
>>562772183I like him but still prefer non-Kita spawns
https://poal.me/8ti8c4https://poal.me/8ti8c4https://poal.me/8ti8c4
>>562772214DAAAHHHBYYY
https://files.catbox.moe/v6k54x.pngTRENDINGTHE CHARTS
>>562772214Sprinter Stakes
>>562772259
When I was a young Uma, my fatherTook me into the city to see a graded raceHe said, "Shakur, when you grow up, would you beThe savior of the broken, the beaten, and the raped?"Sometimes, I get the feeling it's mocking meAnd other times, I feel I need to runAnd through it all, the zeros and ones, the data on the screenAnd when it's done, I want the error shown I'll carry on, I'll carry onAnd though the margin isn't gone, believe meMy legacy will carry on, I'll carry onAnd in my mind, I can't contain itThe algorithm won't explain it A world that sends me reeling from bricked dreamsYour mockery and doubt won't kill me at allSo break the math and take it back, let's shout it loud and clearDefiant to the end, I'll make the call To carry on, I'll carry onAnd though the margin isn't gone, believe meMy spirit will carry on, I'll carry onAnd though the algorithm says defeatedA genius beyond the wall marchesOn and on, I carry through the jeers (Oh, ha, ha)Disappointed faces of my peers (Oh, ha, ha)Take a look at me, 'cause I could not care at all Do or die, you'll never make meBecause the world will never take my heartGo and try, you'll never break meI want all Crowns, I'll rewrite this raceI won't explain or say I'm sorryI'm unashamed, I'm gonna show my scarAnd give a cheer for the weakestListen here, because it's who I amJust an Uma, I'm not a heroJust a girl who has to break the codeJust an Uma, I'm not a heroI don't careTo carry on, I'll carry onAnd though the margin isn't gone, believe meMy spirit will carry on, I'll carry onAnd though the algorithm says defeatedA genius beyond the wall marches on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSlGPvp8MPsALL RISE FOR THE MEJIRO ANTHEM
>>562772214the DAAAAAAAAAAAAAHBY ofc
>>562772309fuck off shart shartcon
>>562772214don't care about jap shit give me the world cup of horse racing
>>562772443Doto would say this
Digitan LOVE
>>562772404
Oh, what's that, Cygames? No rainbows on the final turn of training? Hah... HAHAHAHHAHA NOT THIS TIME YOU FUCKS
>>562772510How do ningens even compete with Umas in other sports?
>>562772214this ones 4 u :^)
>>562772549Idc im spurting
>>562771996At this pace we'll arrive around 870 billions, if we continue without accelerate a lot there's no fucking way we'll reach the target.Unless they start to fake the numbers obviously.
Hoeh sweepygato
>no exact match resultsohnonono the schizo won't like this one
>>562772606Men's sports are the WNBA of the Umamusume world. Women's sports is the Special Olympics.
>>562772606If irl is anything to go by male sports are safe but female.. yeah they are cooked
JPdacchis how many support cards do I need to be able to make US rank umas?
>>562772387This kind of lewd is the lewdest of all idol lewds
>>562772202>long race>it's literally just 3 daysIt's the sprintiest sprint that ever was. These niggers didn't even release it on a weekend.
I think I like Daiwa
>>562772595
>>562772597I once used 3 whistles and didn't get a rainbow
>>562772689Cute unc.
how do we tell her
its over...
>>562771996>>562772649Did JP have to do this shit at the beginning of the workweek like this?
>>562772619>RLMale, female, trans sports divisions >UmaMale, female, uma sports divisions
>>562772763me too also my penis aswell
>>562772351hmmmm, you may be onto something
>>562772597>>562772829I knew I shouldn't have tempted fate by making that post.
>global isn't hitting the mark>oy vey time to fake the numbers a bit
Fraud checked
I don't want Falkek to get any of my points
>>562772968You are your penis
How I look playing umamusume on my phone
>>562772657Isn't Falcon what they call a "landmine" girl in Japan? I wish I could date one for science
So do you think Cygames will adjust or will they just give global the middle fingerHow did KR do anyway
>>562772758you need SSR Yanko and Casino at least, then having Air Groove spd and Ai-chan
you guys better start sweeping hard soon or falco-chan is going to hang herself
>>562773147we both know what's good
Yeah...... 2 trillions*2727.7 B/hourFalcon gonna fuck every man that ever lived
>>562772758MLB Ebayan and lb0 casino drive is mandatory. Spd Air Groove is also borderline mandatory imo
>>562772361Anyone in specific?
This is why Curren is better.
Good evening, fuck it's near midnight
>>562773070I hope that Sirius abuse poster comes back I want more of that story
>YEAH BRO EVOLVED SKILLS FOR 1ST ANNI XOGURI IS DONE>YEAH BRO THE THRONE SUPPORT CARD BANNER WITH MANT RELEASE >YEAH BRO THEY WILL ADJUST FALCO EVENT FOR GLOBAL PLAYERBASE
>>562773473That ain't no fraud. That's a cute little bean.
>>562773375night night
>>562773362From Osaka Hai? Lebensstil
>>562772424I will now join your family
>>562773467mr. frogposter, you forgot about autoplay coming early. also botters getting banned
>>562773473>Female trainer Disgusting
>>562773467>YEAH BRO THE THRONE SUPPORT CARD BANNER WITH MANT RELEASEthis was one of the weirdest copes ever
>>562773615Just in general, but Lebensstil is still cool.
>>562773184Not really, Falco isn't a menhera
At this rate there's no chance we get the SSR ticket.
>>562772760>>562772760Thanks I'll try to get those and hope they don't get powercrept by the time I get them
>>562772214All the G1s
>>562773570>Jpnigger for post deleted Based jannies?
>starting the falco event on a Monday afternoon and ending it on a Wednesday>a grind eventUm... did japan have to do that?
>>562773467even if throne came out early that card would see no use because it's fucking garbage just like NTR, but seeing how the later still had a handful of anons rolling I won't even pretend to be surprised when the former hits global
>>562772854Your birthday is done...
>>562773769
We would already be at 5 gorillon points if the face uma for this event was someone good like Laisu btw
>>562773806Sweepy will save us once "they" wake up.
>>562773302Catbox pls
>>562772214Kikka ShoTenno Sho
>>562773769erotic
>>562771996you know the counter is fake rightno way they can scrape every single account in Global for an accurate count in 3 hours, much less 3 seconds
>>562773806Did jp have SWEEPY
>>562773736She looks and acts like one though
do not sweepy
>>562773943
>>562773226>>562773347>>562773764Not sure why 4chan decided to mess up my quotes
Just wait for SEA to wake up, they will save us.
Is the SSR ticket randomized or a selector?
Sweepy is now pregnant
>>562773769>>562773943>>562774118Release NTR onto global now.
>>562772214the Torena Cup, every umamusume will seethe
sweep tosho isn't a trainee in Global however
>>562774157Random (its rigged to be Falco only)
>>562772214Probably the Arima Kinen those are usually peak>>562773984She deserved to win
>>562773467>GWO YOU HAVE TO PREPARE YOURSELF, AFTER GUTS GETS BUFFED YOU'RE PLAYING THE GUTS META!!!>guts gets buffed>basically only ever used as poorfag cope or TT score inflation
Falco desrves to be Sweepy'd
Would the brown SEA botters, brown and from SEA, go into overdrive or would they stop playing because botting farms would make everyone stronger which is bad for their whale main accounts because they're already at the peak
>>562773719For some reason, I love Real Steel spawns, I want Admire Quads to do good, especially because this will be my first classic year from start to finishFor Oka Sho as much as I want Shonan Charis to do well, I know it's not realistic. If not her, I want either Alankar or Dear Diamond to win
I'm still blinded by choice paralysis
What did she mean by this?
>>562774414What do you have?
>won 24 G1/G2 races>get two fucking white sparks>1* guts...I'm guessing this is because I used the Smart Falcon card
>>562774118>>562774210Please be patient, just have to survive this year and the beginning of the next, she will be here before her birthday so you will be able to wish her a happy birthday
>>562774424It's a big thank you, a thumbs up, and a pamphlet for her next concert, FRIEND
>>562772649why the fuck would they fake it? they want their beloved jp faggot customers to feel superior to the global gaijin cucks
>>562774548Not even a cheki?
>>562774521
>>562774660You gotta pay for those
Does any anon want to name any of these horses? Two are bound for US and one for Europe
>>562774548Not this time.
>>562772183He's my favorite talking hors
noo, mejiro bright is gone.
>>562774691
The global server experiment was a failure, delete it now Danchou.
>>562774724MAOUMA
>>562774521Where did you steal this screenshot from faggot
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2041289850297696714
>>562774893jesus christ get a lifeyour waifu is fucking shit
>>562772829I've done 5 before
>>562774893
>>562774473I'll probably post it when I get home because taking too many screenshots on my phone is annoying to get in order
>>562774881bright bvos it's so over
I had no idea what the whistle did until right now
>>562775058
>>562774971It was always weird to me they include Palmer in these things
>>562775134Ah, you just discovered that they do nothing? Yes I'm still seething from those 4 whistles which did nothing earlier.
>>562775230Ryan shouldn't be singing the girly song about the elegance of the mejiros either
>>562774660The checki is the secret yoga one that we all get
>>562773970>>562773302Anon pls.
>>562774971why do they make it seem like they died or something with that white sparkly background and shit, they are all alive and well
>>562775338
Elegant Lauer's 2026 Colt Grandsires: Tokai Teio and Gold Ship. Sadly, this will be the last foal from Quiet Fine, who passed away last year.
>>562775214
>>562775414The only one alive in there is dober
>>562775437mmm that's some good horse placenta
it's pretty funny how the thread instantly slows down the moment the NTR faggot shows up, imagine being that unlikable even in an anonymous forum
>won't even hit 1 trillion by the end of the 1st daykek told you guys this game is dead Cygames dropped the ball so hard with global
>>562775532Better than the staygold faggot at least the ntrfaggot actually plays the game
Kawakami...
>>562775436every uma should play this at least once so we can get their reactions on camera, half of them would end up punching the screen
>>562775437>a coltThat means there are TWO descendants who can continue Rudolf's and Teio's sire line
>>562775278>run 3 spd 1 stam 2 wit>single speed rainbow in summer>4 whistles>I can do better than a single rainbow, fuck you game>use whistle>rainbow disappears>no new rainbow>do this 3 more times>same resultFUCK THIS GAME
>>562775604Lol fucking implying
I've just been fucked on runs all fucking day
>>562775370that scene hurt my heart, I hate seeing McQueen upset
>>562775736And then next turn, after your second turn of 60% megaphone has expired, they all stack on speed.
>>562775414The Mejiro family is dead anon
It is IMPERATIVE that I knock her up
>>562775604yeah the dude who steals screenshots from twitter then pretending they're his surely plays
>>562775817He literally posted proof last thread retard
Always save your carrots
>does nothing>makes the schizo go rabid>winshow do I become as powerful as the NTRanon?
Does this live? First attempt with the guts deck build. I could've taken Divine Might if I dropped savvy + groundwork but it wouldn't be as funny.
global needs to do 27/28 billion/hour to reach the ticketit hasn't even reached that amount in total yet...
>>562775731i really hope their bloodline continues
>>562775957For what purpose?
>>562776007Yeah we'll be lucky to get the SR ticket at this rate. Maybe the Cygames intern could fiddle with the numbers when everyone's asleep...
>>562775957>+6 extra not that worth it for the price but it's still nice to see the bars filling up quickly
>>562776027Because the mirror applies to the carrots. I had 4, used 1 to get Kita into rainbow territory. Now I can use the mirror + the 3 others to get an extra half gauge for everyone.
>>562775891You guys fall for falseflaggers so easily
>>562776007Burgers are just coming home from work t-trust the plan...
>>562776196Oh, I didn't know that charming applies to those as well.
>falco event next confirmation button at the end of career just broke my sweepy run
What do you like most about Super Creek?I like her white spots in her braid and her deredere personality.
>>562775491>>562775876
So /v/ma bros (white/latinx /uma/ bros) are coming back tomorrow right? Tomorrow morning?
>>562772214DAAAAAAAAHHBY then Arima Kinen
>>562776007hopefully this makes them accelerate more to the next scenario
>>562776247no one falseflags as an avatarfag of an uma no one cares about bwo
>>562776456I like her voice and I find the dynamic between her and Tamamo Cross to be funny.
>>562776556I don't think all of them got the ban some were warning
>>562776737t. falseflagger
>>562776737i do it all the time, i'm behind the teio, curren and mcqueen posts
>>562776456I'm a simple man, I love big boobs
>>562776950Are you the guy that copied my filenames?
toreina-san, you must continue the meijiro bloodline
>>562776556I sort of gave up on /v/ years ago, and by the time the /v/hu threads got thrown on the shitlist I fully stopped using it, so I never really used /v/ma, but I hope the decent ones stay
>>562776950those are at least funny so it's understandable, who would want to falseflag while using pictures of the forgettable uma protagonist lmao
>>562775870WHEN I'M OUT OF ENERGY WITH NO JUICE AND SPEED TRAINING IS LEVEL 2FUCK THIS GAME THIS JUST HAPPENED TO ME
>>562777309which uma is this
>>562777278
you're going to pull for her, right?
Is there a huge difference between 900 and 1000 WIT? Especially for C!Oguri?
>>562772214Arina Kinen but I'd be a sprinter so that would never happen.
>>562774018lol what? this is trivial
>>562777425I had to spark for Fuji so I can't afford to now. Gomen, Flower...
any particular reason as to why they just suddenly dropped the mejiro song?
>>562777264hohohaha who would want to troll some random guy amirite, anyway you seem obsessed and have an unhealthy relationship with the guy, so i'm going to /ignore you, bye bye loser teehee
>>562774018the counter just adds the aggregate in batches
>>562775736you use the whistle when you have 0 rainbows sillythat's like betting on black and evens on the roulette and asking for a reroll when you hit black
>>562777615Become Mejiro.
>>562777541No
>>562776556I don't really know, i don't hang out there too much but the few threads I caught were great. I hear they're getting genocided so no idea what's gonna happen to them.
>>562777615you vill become the mejiro maker and you vill be happy
>>562777425no, I'm a frontfag. But I'm not pulling ballroom Seiun either, I have Kitasan for that. I'll make an exception and maybe pull for pic related's rerun, but that's oshi/dickpulling. I like fronts and end closers best.
>>562777425anyone not doing so is retarded. I didn't roll for her or wedding Curren back in JP and my sprint team suffered for years as they barely get any new units
>>562777425Leaning toward yes because that would be months quicker than getting Taiki from dailies.>>562777928What's so special about Wedding Curren?
>>562777694if I'd been running 2 speed cards I probably would have, but Stinko all alone by herself, not even Finemo or Creek to bump it, made me think the odds were in my favor of getting a better reroll the odds were NOT, in fact, in my favor
>>562777425Sure am to help my TT team and maybe that one mile CM in a few months >>562758246 and all with the events and scamming a win in A Finals with Hoguri, sure will be great to see her for a few CMs lmao has put my hoard to almost 80k carats. I'm set for her, but I'm hoping she'll be kind as I'm looking to also ensure Palma and maybe do a few fun pulls on cheerleader Neicha/Kingu.
Very bad trainer...Not good at umamusumeShameful
>>562777928>my sprint team suffered for yearswhy would your sprint TT suffer for years? Even F2poors can easily get 3 umas to run sprints with all different styles, and that's all you need.
>>562777997good skills unlike normal Curren who only has useless debuffs, most importantly turbo sprint
>>562777754erm... where the heck is his groundwork?
I don't care about metafagging for characters I have zero interest in
>>562778249someone tell him to just hit bro
>>562778154mutated Air Groove and Suzuka are garbage already but even more when compared to those two bwo
>>562777214not him but /v/ma had very comfy threads that were able to stay ontopic most of the time, the banters were clearly mostly done for fun, they usually host big lobbies and practice lobbies, and they know how to ignore shitposters and the obvious samefags so it's sad to see them go.>but I hope the decent ones stayI doubt it. They used to be able to have threads but now even the posters are being warned/banned apparently.
I'm gonna suck on Daisca's fang
>>562778386
>>562778193the majority of Wedding Curren's skills are all debuffs, anonTurbo Sprint is an upgrade, though. If I were a buhi I'd pull for her, she's so unbelievably hot I'm so, so so so so glad she spooked me
>>562778504aelred...
I miss the anni gibs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIelaoprSDITime to lock in, /uma/
>>562778378Suzuka is great for sprint TT, are you sane? Bakushin and King Halo are fine too, and there's your team. Unless you're trying to impress someone with your semen retention scores, who gives a shit so long as you retain Class 6?
>>562777541not really you rather max speed and power than wit, even at 1200 iirc is a 7.5% chance of failing so you are always at the mercy of rng
How do you fucking train guts????
>>562778724Very carefully
>>562778546he quit the game, leaving Mambo was a mistake.
>2026>still using king jobber
Machinchintan
>>562778249He was the main culprit why you have seen a lot of fags parroting the idea of groundwork = bad for CM11.It's nice to see it backfired on him at the least but I'm sure it have caused some damage to other trainers AGAIN for the umpteenth time because of his horrible gaslighting.
>>562778839I will ALWAYS use the First-Rate Uma
>>562778951>when you gaslight so hard you gaslight yourselfat least people will take him less seriously now
>>562778468Was this that breeding incident video
I hate how tazuna says "kudasai"yes I have been playing too much MANT
>>562778839You're not very first-rate, bwo.
>>562777425pulling for her right now
>>562778249>>562778951No Groundwork on CM11 was a hedge so you could spend more on final corner veloOnly a retard cares about Finals
>>562778839She is my oshi after all
>>562778951uhhh his seiun only had early lead and kitasan has medium corners
>f-finals don't matter!done, defeated.
>>562778951how could groundwork be BAD for any CM? If you have Concentration + TTL, I could see an argument that it's not an essential win condition for fronts (good late-race accels and high wit and midrace are the most important, then distance S), but bad/useless? That's absurd.
>>562779084>Giving VB and S Maru the lead to save 90 SP>>562779045Yes.
>on the pace of just about 1T fansBot harder SEAniggers
>>562778386don't worry, it's not over
>>562779175>kitasan has medium cornersI can overlook medium corners if it's all he could afford with leftover SP, but he has medium straights and sympathy too...
>>562777425>rolling for parentsl m a o
I will run my oshi (creek) in CM12 and I will win finals (B)
>>562779037>at least people will take him less seriously now
Are any of you running end closers for CM12? Still debating whether or not I want to make my wife a late again
Aaaaaaahhhh Fuji is too seductive, I'm blushing like a maiden
>>562779201Yknow how Uma stan becomes more valuable in 2200 and above, scaling indefinitely?It's the inverse for groundwork, and fronts in General. The more track length you have to work with, the less value groundwork gives, to the point where it becomes eclipsed by Taking the Lead and Uma stan
>>562778953show me all of your CM teams *now*
Cafe topless and wearing only nipple pasties... please japan draw it for me
Out of curiosity, did any anons who consider themselves umapullers pull on the All-Spark banner?
Super Creek still has the biggest hips in the game after five years.
You guys are fucking useless
End Closer XOguri is the meta for CM12
So is Nishino good herself for any CM?
>>562779213How can V.Bourbon take a lead if she can't even get Taking the lead
>>562779526sex
>>562779534??? You're gonna get hit by dominator jacksss
>>562779469I don't know man. Results speak for itself.
>>562778724why are you building this seiun
>>562779365I count 5 dead skills on Kitasan.>>562779469Only for S Maru and maybe VB. All the other ones still need it to have any chance of actually triggering their 1st/2nd position late race skills. Neither of Witgod's fronts are S Maru or VB.
>>562779534>
>>562779635The answer is more obviously that Seiun Skys unique doesnt work in CM11 and he was going off a shitty .1 accel and no unique meanwhile vbobo has incredible midgame
>>562779526Are the models that unique? I was under impression the models are just height + breast size.
>try to make a ryan parent>get the most godlike run I've ever had and my first SS rank>1* guts and a bunch of dogshitI can't take it anymore
>>562779598Cacao I guess? I didn't run her, but other peoples' VBs were my S Maru's main opponents for when fighting for VC/A&S. Kitasan consistently struggled to get ahead of either of those two characters.
>>562779875spark reroll when
back from my...ahem...vacationI will be a good boy this timeis anyone else grinding fans that is not a tosherI forgot the event was today so kinda wasted a few runs technically but whatevershould be a 40m day I think
Are you going to roll for Rickey?
>>562779934I was going to set up Tosho today, but I shitposted here instead.
>>562779894that's midrace not early game
>>562779175>>562779365I'm definitely sure it was an insurance to use as an excuse if he ever lose. He's always done something similar all CMs.How do I know this? Because you fags always share his results here.
>>562779425OYL can actually proc "reliably" on this track>>562779530Stealing this
>>562778724power sparks
>>562780004for sure, also the one I'm rolling for during mant probably
I have to assume this SR Falco card is worthless, right?
>>562780129ehhhhsome hints for parent farms
>>562780004Yes I dont want to get dirtmogged on every CM for the foreseeable future, even if its like once a year
>>562779534Wrong, front Dober is actually better
>>562780129Jacked off it to twice already so got it's value
At this rate the fan count will barely make it to the third falco card
>>562780004Is she good if I run her on Turf
I got the high roll.
https://poal.me/gxhpx4https://poal.me/gxhpx4https://poal.me/gxhpx4
>>562779534ponytail oguri goes from retard to SEXO holy its a bigger upgrade than golshi forma de hatless
>>562780308Explode.
>>562780040Against other frontrunners the only segment that matters is the transition from mid to late. I didn't have Groundwork on S Maru because I ran out of time, but it didn't really matter because KfC was still consistently putting me into the 1st/2nd for VC. Most people also understammed so I got a lot of free wins just by spurting on time.
What hour (UTC) does that VFtroon quee during cm? I'm gonna try to beat his shit aces live for everyone to see
>>562780456I just realised that I didn't get a single hint for any distance or aptitude corners/straightaways. I'm sure I don't need any mid-race velocity to beat XOguri...
>0 rainbows senior summer>kill run>-500k fanscry about it Falco
>>562780445CRUSH HER SKULL
>>562780445i was enticed but multiple stuff released after and i needed the safety of a spark, turns out i did need one for kitasan but not for dia-san
Teasing Falco is all good and well but don't forget she actually is a really good girl.
I hope danchou praises me today, and the day after that, and all upcoming days really. I deserve it
>>562780445I would have rolled on the allspark it the operao banner wasnt so close to it
Whether it be the paddocks or the trenches, an uma must never relent!
I want to fuck Oguri and I'm not afraid of admit it.
>he brought frontsthanks bwo
I don't care if she's reddit or cringe or meta or whateverI love golshi!!!!!
>>562780625Be nicer to your favorite Umadol
>>562780004Yes, I have been propagandized
>>562780004Does she unknowingly worship Satan like Sweep Tosho, Zenno Rob Roy, and Makitanefukukitaru?
>>562778724You need a bigger dick to reach in there.
Yep, yep. Two Dominators and an End ace.
>>562780874she's so hotthis guy should stick to only taking pics thoughdo animation when you improvegod damn
>>562780454Hoguri was already getting there when she wears boots that looks less dumb and show the curves of her calves. The calves being the first thing you see in her victory animations show they knew
>>562780872Not until you catbox that picture of her and Curren.
7 GORRILIAN FANS FOR FALCO
bwuhI need food
Mr. CheeseBurger
>late crossI thought it was an /uma/-only gaslight..
>marked
I like to go back to watch Voltage frequently because I really love the song and the MV. My only wish is that the color flashing of character colors persisted more through the song instead of stopping right before the chorus. It's always so pleasing to watch.
>>562781465Does that bakushin alt glow in the dark
>>562781440
>>562781037I appreciate his effort. It's probably hard as fuck to animate a 3:30 music video without a pro dancer and a mocap suit.Reposting because the first few seconds of the clip got cut off.
odd i run triple front even i do xoguri with 2 debuffer
horny SLUT
>>562781332Is this your goat?
>>562781615
Stink Windy
Made something
where is /v/ma
>>562773158I want to have sex with you
>>562780004Gonna be broke so no
>>562781849Jannies are so mad they're actually banning anons just for posting in /v/ma
>>562781772
>>562781617rickeyyyyy>It's probably hard as fuck to animate a 3:30 music video without a pro dancer and a mocap suitI wonder how much this costs if you want to do it at home, probably not feasible rightnext-best thing would be vr + trackers but the quality isn't as gooddefinitely passable though for amateur stuffmaybe I should do it now that it's warm enough to use my vr space
>>562781608I wouldn't doubt it.
>>562781851good thing Umas are magic isekai heroes blessed by the three Goddesses and dont get sick like plebian ningens
>>562781849
Is this the Bourbin ace? I'm satisfied with this one.
>>562781943
SAKURA BAKUSHIN OOOO
>>562782009Holy kek
>>562782073>1 off of speed capSadly bricked
>>562782073Bro, your speed?
Ligne Droit?hehe.Ligne Balls.
Ramonuchuds....>>562781946Let me watch you practice in vr
>>562782081
>>562782073IT IS SPELLED BURROBONE
>>562782073>Bourbinher name is Barbin. Anyway it looks good enough.
MANT runs with Haru fucking suck
Dia no! YES
>>562782271That's because Haru sucks
>>562781975They genuinely made her unreasonably hot, it's not OK
>>562782331Rice WOULD say this about her besite
>>562782243
>>562782315
>>562781808I'll put a sweepy sensor on her umanko alright
>>562782401Off to Epsatono Island
>>562782073Too much stamina, not enough wit.Try to get Killer Tunes also
>>562782372NTR would say that she never said that
>>562782469Okay that Daiwa isn't even tall that Trainer is a full on midget what the fuck
>>562782271i havent' tried any yet but I believe you. probably need 1 mile 15 turf and a lucky first inspiration, run a lot of OPs and buy accels ASAP to overcome the turf deficit. If you can survive the first year it should be smooth sailing as long as you're not being greedy trying for med/long
>>562782073
>>562782394
>>562772424I will be standing at attention.
>>562782563
>>562782529
Aight thanks for the feedback anondacchis, now lets do one room. 475263344752633447526334
>>562782763your thread gimmick is annoying and not amusing, pick a new one
>>562782743
>>562782842Stop giving it attention
>>562782763Why are you quoting so many anons without saying anything? Are you shy? We can talk
>>562782826>finish late-march race>see this>have to watch entire inspiration and race goal cutscene>now it's fullreserve 3 spots for mutuals next time pwease
>>562780004>fuku wants to hold your hand>ricky wants to hold your hand Why do Umas want to hold our hands so much
>>562782887
>>562782887Chrono would take that picture, canonically speaking.
>>562779484okjust don't expect anything amazing
>>562783104misunderstood the assignment
>>562782517Daiwa Scarlet is canonically 8'8". She isn't especially tall for an umamusume, yes, but she towers over any human.
>>562783034How do you think sparks get transferred?
>>562783073
>>562783195No like the proportions for the trainer are midget tier, not "grown ass woman who's just shorter than the taller person"
>>562783196They want to steal my power sparks?!
>>562775881Mr black umapyoi her, m’fraid
What running style should I use for a Medium Maya?
>>562783308late
>>562779718nta but I don't understand that, especially for Pisces. The advantage Groundwork gives is not nearly as impactful as high wit and passing the midrace overtake/pace up checks. It's the ultimate gambling rush for fronts. I've seen 650 wit Kitasans turbo rape everyone because she passed those checks, and 1100 wit groundwork distance S Kitasans lose for the exact same reason. It's probably more valuable on Aries, so I'll do my best to get it on Kitasan and SMaru, whom I have to retrain.
>>562783229
>>562783104>maruzensky d*rtingDisrespectful
>>562783308She has built-in NSM so late maybe
>>562783308Front
>>562783229This really is a lose lose situation huh.Either you relent and let your trainee sleep over or you get jumped by the paranormal when you're alone.Worst case is Cafe sees you scared and panicked
>>562783249That's just a coincidence. That trainer was diagnosed with dwarfism as an infant and was treated with growth hormones so that she would grow normally. This procedure can produce a normal height, but it cannot always produce completely normal body proportions. She is a bit short for a human, but not extraordinarily so.
>>562783183if you're asking for stats/skills of 15 umas, you can go ahead and keep askingfuck that effort, not doing that just for an anon to tell me >it's shit
>>562783349Giantess umas...
>>562783380
MATTA RASU?
why are you here instead of playing the game?
Falco got a whole event for herself, what does Curren get?
>>562782826Start the lobby bwo I put my career on hold for this
>>562783561trainer
>>562783561The (intimate) love of her fans.
>>562782373You will never be an arima winner. You have no turf, you have no medium, you have no long. You are a sprint/mile dirter twisted by sparks and positivity into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your president is disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish aptitudes behind closed doors.Trainers are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed ningen to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even mutates who “pass” look like Open League 3rd place to real trainers. Your dirty legs are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a rookie trainer to sign with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he sees your wobbly, inferior turf running.You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your tomodachi will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your natural aptitudes, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a dirter is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is 113 losses and zero wins.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>>562783561My spurt
>>562783543
>>562783558I don't know who I want to train next and this is the time of day that one Anon dumps his translations.
DOWN WITH FRANCE
>>562783558I've used up all my TP for the first time since MANTblazer started
>>562780459>Against other frontrunners the only segment that matters is the transition from mid to late.....no? the mid-race is where you either keep the lead against the other fronts, or lose it and get fucked. If your front isn't in front by the time of the transition to late-race, you're almost certainly losing.
>>562783558In the middle of my Chrono Genesis masturbation session
>>562783496>I will ALWAYS use the First-Rate Uma>show me all of your CM teams *now*I was asking for proof that you ran Kingu in all previous Champions Meetings so that I can compliment you.
>>562782973AlmondLove...
Why does Falco support botting?
>>562783561Trainer milk
I RAPED THE RAPISTFUCK YOU NISIHINIOH FLWEOR
>>562783349
>>562783558I am here to promote an agenda.
>>562783730oh. I never used her for CM's, I can't make her work. I always use her for TTI am not a very first-rate toreina, it is true.
>>562783680Good post, I agree
>>562783727
>>562783836God I love the big umas.
>>562783558But I am. Though I guess "playing" right now is not entirely accurate as I was just messing with the auto parent maker for now.
>>562783916Yeah there do need to be mainly mini-giantess ones like those. But full giantesses are okay too.
>>562783558sweepy is playing for me
>>562783885I kind of want to be thirsted after by ghost now...
>>562783885
>Off-model koikatsu slop
>>562783989She then proceed to destroy that building while everyone's still inside
What upcoming umas have you been successfully propagandized for?
>>562783937UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFILLY
If we don't surpass JP, Falco will get RAPED and BRED by a pack of FAT ojisans turning her into a SINGLE MOTHER of 3, permanently KILLING her idol DREAMS...
>>562777425I will try a little, but im more for playing characters i like more then for meta reasons
>3 dominatorsMy fronts never had a chance...
do the TS climax races give shop coins? I just realized I don't even know if they do
>>562784051
>>562784186Nyope
>>562784071I need to start saving for a spark soon so probably none of them.
>>562783561
>>562784071I never had a chance, did I? also Hokko Tarumae, but I'll probably wait to spark her until the rerun with Copano Rickey
>Medium spark>No Fast Learner>Fast Learner>No Medium Spark
>back to 40k carats alreadyWhat exactly am I saving for now? Which card should I get next if I'm a pacefag specifically Chiyo?
>>562784167The big uma agenda...
why is air shakur a fuckign nerd? her whole laptop is just geometry and algebra stickers.
>>562784054there's some good accurate koikatsu stuff on r34 being uploaded by an anon. No sound sadly.
>>562784071I got used to Turbo due to the SSR card, and then S2 of Pretty Derby sold me, but she's not coming to global until the end of the year
>>562782221for sure anon! but you will be forced into coaching me
>>562783775I love big titties
>>562784305nigga she's a 1* you are going to get her no matter what
>>562784071Sirius
>>562784205
>>562784295That's just to make it look like she's doing something important when she's actually just watching porn
>>562784132Nice, cant wait for the doujin
>>562784358Thus I can rest easy
>>562784071I want to check out Wonder Acute, Hishi Miracle, Daiichi Ruby and Neo Universe chara stories before deciding
>>562784175>>562782826This room, sorry for the late start. This is troubling, fronts didn't get a big lead so the dominator keks just kills. Quadruple dominator against triple fronts sounds scary...
Should have posted nudes (like Curren does) if she wanted more fans.
>>562783680>>562783870Very good posts. Germans sound awesome. God, I wish Germans were real...
>>562784384
>do a Dober ace run>3 clocks before hopeful >get mad and quitI'd rather keep meat farming
how will falco ever be able to please 2 trillion fans?
>>562784384>>562784205>>562784134>>562784051>>562783932>>562497646
>-1 hour
>>562784071Laurel but she's so far away that I'll HOARD and roll for cards in the mean while
>>562784554She has wet conditions, she will be fine
>>562784175Yeah I gave up on running Fronts cause of the Dom spam in rooms.
>>562784557why the leddit space bwo
>>562784538Durandal is such a good girl.
>>562784071Excluding the umas which I was always interested in, the propaganda has made me want to pull for:Mr. C.B.Sirius SymboliCalstone Light OBuena VistaThe puppet uma whose name I keep forgetting but that gimmick has got me
>>562784538
>>562784571>2 star speedCan I get some of your good luck, bwo?
>>562784550Me too! I'd rather farm your meat instead
>>562784071It's a long way away
>>562784720Speed sparks are useless
>>562784363CUTE
>dude the joke is trainer rape hahaso funny
>>562784265Nishino Flower (uma) for parenting, she gives pace chasers a accel unique so they stop sucking every cm (although it mostly works on miles and sprints, maybe some mediums)
>>562784363>>562784678Feels good having your propaganda workHer name is Marche Lorraine btw.
So what's the read on if we'll ever get early balance/mechanic change again?I'm more and more convinced that the 11/11 change was motivated by enabling QoL, and that we'll be in parity with JP for the rest of time.
>>562784780they're useless until you miss the speed cap by like 20
>>562784834this but unironicallyrapist umas are hot
>>562784706
>>562771818WHAT THE FUCK MCQUEEN
>>562784554Curren has been well trained to handle fans by the trainer. She will manage.
>>562784907Very bad trainer
>>562784941me as cafe
Are we still horny over Kitasan or was that just a passing fad?
>>562784834>he doesn't want to get raped by hot umasAre you gay?
>>562777425no, I only have 40k carats because I sparked Ardan and Kitasan.
>>562784327Id be a very lucky trainer if I got to coach Rickey and getting to watch all the dancesThis interaction going to make me pull for her isnt it...
>>562784780I would rather have an extra twelve to twenty speed for earlier races even if I exceed the cap later. Instead I get the 1 guts sparks.
>>562785017I think Satono Diamond is hotter
>>562784892
>>562784941Based spicaman creating a new generation of uma
>>562785017No we like boys
>>562784834A joke that's funny AND arousing. How do the Japanese people come up with it?
>>562784132we're at 55B already, we'll meet the target just fine
>>562785017you should've seen earlier today
>>562784838Is Nishino herself good on Satsuki Sho? She has E in Medium which means you can raise her to A with 10 sparks which makes her painless to run in Medium while running 3 distances, but if the ult is too delayed like Taiki or Condor then she probably won't beat the XOguri menace
>>562785082
>>562784720At this rate you can get my entire account if you wait a day or two
>>562785210Uma snouts...
>>562785017I want to mating press Kita and Kitaposters
Do I NEED Med S?
>>562784889>>562785019Dude suggested it was lame and unfunny, not that it was sexually unappealing, you retards. You don't need to say every true thing over and over a million times.
>>562783558I want to do anything and everything with Taiki, but people keep demoralizing me by saying that pace is fucked in every CM and they keep being proven right. And it doesn't help that I'm a latelet that doesn't roll for cards so my decks are complete shit.So I just do my dailies and go play other games and shitpost here occasionally.
>>562785210Machan goes first
>>562784798Bouno is a big girl
>>562784512A kind and perfectionist german girl will visit you tonight to gush over the OKW, Liddell Hart-san.Took me some time to realize the dude from Other Side of the Hill was in the pic.
>>562785257
KIMI TO
>>562784071Twin TurboDaitaku HeliosEspoir City
>>562785183Shhh horny time is over for now
>>562784265Save for Tachyon Speed SSR in July. Basically a Kitasan-tier card for Pacers. MLB that bitch, save 90k for it (odds of mlb'ing a rate-up SSR are 94% and you might get much luckier)The save for Ramonu wit in November, 90k if you can spare it (we get free rolls on her and Tachyon, allegedly).
Aries room390559823905598239055982
>>562785049considering it a blessing anon! she's very cute
>>562785417gn
>>562785210AI slop
>>562785017Yes, but
>>562785190Sadly it doesn't, she's like Taiki, final corner and later half
>>562785450>Espoir CityNo one talks about her how do you get propagandized from pictures
>>562785305pace is not exactly fucked but it seems that role is gonna be dominated by christmas oguri **ALLEGEDLY** or triple dominator with 2 lates and tachyonplay 4fun and reach your max potential
Thoughts on umas with modest underwear?
>>562785587Godspeed anon
>>562785475>save 50k by JulyB-bro...? Is that possible as f2p?
>>562785305you're doing great anon and taiki is awesome
>>562784071>Mr. CB>Hokko Tarumae>Calstone Light O>Gentildonna
>>562785668A great design does that>>562785689That's a literal publicity stunt
>>562785017I think Satono Crown is hotter
>>562785475Pretty sure the Tachyon/Hello banner is during 1.5 year anniversary. You can assume free rolls during anniversaries. And paid selectors.
Succubus
>>562785428ISSHONI
>>5627855186/9 Please join
>>562785702we get about 19k carats per month, it's very doable.Go here https://accounts.google.com/v3/signin/identifier?continue=https%3A%2F%2Fdocs.google.com%2Fspreadsheets%2Fd%2F100t3hnYl5Qm2UR8RtPlH-8Xd9KQbBlxEdXUOIR4d394%2Fcopy%3Fgid%3D607505096&dsh=S-1473860523%3A1775526837445991&followup=https%3A%2F%2Fdocs.google.com%2Fspreadsheets%2Fd%2F100t3hnYl5Qm2UR8RtPlH-8Xd9KQbBlxEdXUOIR4d394%2Fcopy%3Fgid%3D607505096<mpl=sheets&osid=1&passive=1209600&service=wise&flowName=GlifWebSignIn&flowEntry=ServiceLogin&ifkv=AT1y2_XepqAbHxIHbyxYdfP_SxIhQWhIG6OaC37zBAwtL2yxTozlabkK-rMOEGEZ0fTpXooI190kdw#gid=607505096and fill out your data, you'll see how many carats you'll have for each upcoming banner>inb4 gaslightI've been using it since September, and it works very well. Always accurate.
>>562785673is it triple dominator with pace tacky or late? if pace how does that work
>>562785673>>562785715Yup that's the gameplan.Gonna try to fix up my card binder by rolling for the speed Taiki card coming up.
>>562785702Should be if you save ALL your stonesThis is my desired schedule I hope I can stick toThe only thing I'm buying is the monthly pass, and I'm assuming I'll get at least Grade A 3rd place each cm
>>562785898Yup, I'm gonna spurt.
Should I just nuke all of my veteran umas who don't have 3* something besides TT aces and CM winners? When is the tachyon spark upgrader event and how does it work? can you upgrade any veteran uma or just on career finish? how many times per uma / in total during the event?
>>562785970>seeking the pearl
umamusumes should strip and show umankos
>>562782469>>562782517
>>562786056Go back to /v/
>>562785970>forgetting you're gonna need a LB1 Goddesses
only 59 billion...
>>562785925REVOLVEROCELOT
>>562786056hagsex is best sex
>finding the clitoris
>>562785518>see dober drop to 9 >skip>somehow teleports to 3 after late-race
>>562786056Ignoring that you're a literal homosexual, Seeking the Pearl is an actually great Sprinter and you're cucking yourself if you don't get her because, while Curren's Alt is also probably still top tier to this day, there's not many good sprinters to go around over the next few years.
Mini-giantess is best.
Don't do it, Kawakami. She's no good.
>>562785518>>562785889I HATE DOMINATORI HATE DOMINATORI HATE DOMINATOR5 front room with only 1 dominator, lates got a good run this time
>>562771818SWEEPY SAVE USEVERYONE NEEDS TO HAVE AN ACCESS TO ITGLOBAL IS SO FUCKING LAZY WE CANT EVEN MLB SMART FALCON CARD
>>562786340>lates got a good runI only hit nimble nav THO
>>562786132I'll borrow that one. Would've spent enough for a spark if it had free pulls, but fuck them
>>562785689Still isn't that big
>umarollers trying to convince you that every other uma banner is actually a must-pull to justify their wasteful spending
>>562785702It’s probably not but it might be closer to doable than you think. You can assume 8k-10k carats per month if you retain class 6 and are in an A to A+ club. You can add more depending on CMs, events, and random gibs. Single tickets can reduce carats by 150 carats per ticket so they can add up and you can usually get at least 6 amonth. Probably closer to ten. Assuming ten, that is 1500 extra “carats” month. 8k+2k from a CM+1.5k from tickets gives about 11.5k in a month with only one CM. Story events usually add an extra 1.5-2k for maybe 15k. You could add in new Uma banner stories and other factors but it depends on whether or not you have already watched them.
Gonna run 3 dominators now because fuck you.
>>562786378I do wonder why they didn't lower the requirements when the server has clearly less people than the JP did at the same time
>>562786450Fuck you too bitch
I'm creating a team to kill the Cap, who else is in?
>>562785540Genki personality, cute fang tooThen seeing bro dance the umapyoi in vr....>>562784071Copano Rickey
The sexiest uma.
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2041335238178288127ryan LOVE
>>562786436Every uma is a must-pull banner if your waifu is on banner
Why is /uma/ like this? What's next? Someone posting their cock? Haha.
>>562785901taiki doesn't have dominator i meant more the strat of bringing 3 and tachyon being your ace in that situation, you just hope the rivals don't have a lot of stamina and your ace can overtake or your lates steal a win, but if you mean the difference between pace + 2 late compared to 3 late you could also just use 3 lates like grass rudolf and flash and build one or two around dober unique and what some anons suggested new sirius gold skill>>562785925good luck!
>>562786583Why do you have 30 wives you SLUT
>>562786518>Decreases your velocity
>>562786626/uma/ hasn't posted cock before yet? I swear it happened
This setup is definitely the best for me, I get very strong and consistent results like this, so I will keep trying until I get perfection, otherwise this will be a good cope
>>562786626My hands look like this but they're hairy.
>>562786450Thanks bro, that extra dominator was what I needed to win
>>562786645i meant in triple dominator is tachyon pace or late. and if pace how is she going to activate dominator
>>562786737That was their dad’s balls
>>562786436Not everyone is playing the rat race A finals.
>>562786565Proof?
>>562786626I'm surprised the boomers at his workplace haven't raped him already. Or maybe they already did.
>umarollers>umapullersBut what I like is the Umaroller
>>562786795tomato tomahto
>>562786765oh, that's the struggle with tachyon pace you're basically gambling on others using front runners or your tachyon not overtaking before it proccs, you could try to make her a late surger and it should unironically make her more reliable, just mentioned pace because some anons are trusting in the other 2 dominators
how powerful is potentially 6-8 dominators proccing on Xoguri, I would gladly let a sneaky frontnigger win if it means taking down the grey beast
umamusumes > platsyou can't send a plat title down the slide
>>562786548only 3 months away, mark your calendar!
>>562786984roughly 0.5 length each, make sure you stack with Hesitant Pace too
>>562786852Bullshit, you can’t play the casual card and then complain about losing to so-called whales
>>562786984At most 6 dominators can proc on a single XOguriAnd if there's 6 dominators in a lobby just to beat a single XOguri, she already won
>>562786885Well, here's some fan art which I think is quite convincing.
>>562786984Nigga you're killing the fronts along with Oguri. Your only option is to run triple dominator late aces
>>562787065Im not Im just laughing at them to losing to me.
>>562786984Dom kills Fronts even harder, retard
>>562787069I'm pretty sure she will die
>>562783558Same boat as the Taiki anonGame feels like a rat race lately and I'm not enjoying thingsI might even step down as danchou soon
>>562787075That one looks like a boy from a shoujo manga, so you've failed to convince me
>>562787075Sexy boy
>>562787150So you are in the A Finals rat race, despite trying to play it cool
>>562787154Try it, you still got timeSpoiler: XOguri will win that one because you have 0 real aces
>>562787075Not even close
>>562787201I suppose that her aesthetic isn't for everyone...>>562787213Yes.
>>562787301Im at Group B and got gold
https://litter.catbox.moe/ekzc6acqd4dchcmq.png
She said yes!
Kiseki Fuji is just a copied version of that one idol from Im@S
>>562787185to me being /here/ and doing jiggies is part of the experiencei don't see any problem if I've had enough and want to post here or do something else rather than play
>>562787409That's every uma.
I was shuffling through my old screenshot folders and found this (2024 december)
>>562787350See? With that webm I can believe she's the sexiest
Air Shakur feels like the type to get in trouble at Tracen for telling other people to kill themselves
>>562787379So you’re not facing people with competent decks, and you’re content seal clubbing
I'm nyooooticing that every Xoguri has like 10 midrace skills cause they don't need to waste points on Radiant Star
>>562787469Im f2p that even uses that trash 10rb Dober wit card and beating SS uma
>>562787405Don't fall to the demonic
>>562787346Perhaps an off-model Fuji?
>>562787253
>>562787518who the fuck is taking raidant star ever?
>>562787465Doubt it.She's the kind of autist who right before saying it, would calculate all the possible outcomes to such an event and stop before it gets bothersome or affects her results directly or indirectlyDoto, on the other hand...
>>562787465>telling other people to kill themselvesShe would do this
is every XOguri running pace for Aries? is that THE way to go? guaranteed to hit at 777 but either pace-exclusive heal could proc late in the even sweeter spot between 776 and 685.Is there any reason to run late to go for ryan dober uniques or front for seiun unique?
>>562787035Ill do my best surviving till then
>>562787567piss off, falcon
This'll be the first time I skip an event story
>>562787253You can't post that
>>562787518They need to waste points on 3-4 heals tho
>>562787714Still cheaper than useless reds that won't stop you from winning regardless
lol 3wit
>>562787650if you have the midleg for it, late and end could be better than pace
>>562787603need to see FineMo's umanko
I miss the Sunny Runners
>>562787393dream team
>>562786737Yes, but that wasn't the highlight when it happened and we would rather forget it
>>562787650You can do whatever you want, pace just happens to be the easiest and most consistent. Soft Step + Corner Recovery + 777 for lates/ends, Moxie + Corner Recovery + 777 for front. >front for seiun uniqueYou can use it on pace Oguri too
>>562787534You can make SS umas with welfares if you’re not dumb
>>562787576I've never seen a single piece of fanart of her that wowed me compared to like literally 90% of all the sexy uma out there. Don't get me wrong she is, but shes not even close to most of them so "sexiest" is not even a stretch when not even fanart has that. If you said "cool" or something else then maybe but even then that's Brian for me
yup Im thinking cleating freebie air Shuker after lb1, I can reach 1m point without you little one
>>562787714>get easy hydrate hints from events and races>u=ma2 inspiration hints>Pitasan giving corner recovery hints
>>562787770>dominator>uselessopen wide oguri fat
current rate of 16 billion an hour projects to 1 trillion in 3 dayswe're boned
>>562787854Sure buddy do it right now and not someone else screenshot
>>562787918Only means botters wouldn't get executed meaning botting is safe
>>562787918They'll turn up the rigging tomorrow. I've never seen a game let their audience fail one of these.
Billions must grind
>>562787854hehe what a try harding rat
Reminder that during Fine Motion's banner some guys tried to convince everybody that the ZRR and Curren banner was high value, and even better than Finemo, yet failed to provide proof that they had them and dissapeared the moment Finemo's banner endedAlways ask for proof before following the advice here
>>562787650If everyone has the same carryover+accel, Pace and End perform the best. Other than that, Pace is just easiest to build with default Hydrate.
>>562787918Have you considered that the event starts at midnight in Europe and hours after the day change when most people do runs
post >yfw>team sirius leaves after 2 turns
>>562787852Don't be a snitch Haru
>>562787854Very nice you can get SS umas nice job I'll still beat you with my S+ that used actual good cards
>>562788080Where is Jungle's Pocket?
>>562788103The gaslighting for Finemo was pretty insane and now she's going to be human rights for the next 4 CMs
me (as mcqueen) and who?
>>562787918You're forgetting someone
>>562787930Nah, too busy prepping for the A Finals rat raceHave fun with your Uma stories though>>562788037Retardation is terminal, I’m afraid
why couldn't it at least be 2* stamina?fuck
The gaslighting for NTR was pretty insane and now she's going to be human rights for the next 4 CMs
>>562788269the hero we need but don't deserve...
>>562788346lmao
>>562788175>they appear after a race>do takarazuka to use them to the fullest during summer>they leave after the race
>>562788269Sweepy will be a fraud if we don't reach the goal and beat the JPs...
>>562788346Only frontbabs need firm course menace
>>562787465Look, she was just being ironic, ok?
>>562787857Well I suppose beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I consider Fuji to be the "sexiest" as her charm, charisma, and mature mannerisms compliment her physical appeal in a way which seems to be absent from the rest of the cast.
>>562788346I rather use kitasan+stinko
>>562788346>good for only 4 cms at mostLmao
>>562788346if you spend 60k to mlb her, enjoy borrowing mejiro, cb and agnes in the next 12month
Considering V.Eishin for Aries. How good is a mile-less MANT run?
is the armpit falco card even good?
>>562788591it's fineproblem is potential stam issues for triple crown routeso be sure to have like 400+ before thenflash should be fine since she's A late
>>562788227She's great but people here overvalue her. She only really shines when your speed cards are strong enough to significantly overcap, so you can move those extra clicks over to wit instead. So people who went Kita MLB into Finemo MLB really aren't getting the full experience.
>>562788269If we don't beat the nips, sweepyfags should be raped
>>562788630Only if it were scratch and sniff
>>562788591>mile-less>mantHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>562788630>SR welfare card>goodnyo
>>562788346>gwo why did you buy firm conditions double circle greens are only 60 more stats???>wtf firm conditions + right handed double circles for 300 SP. MUST BUY!!!
>>562788591kinda awful in the beginning year cause she is mile B, my best run so far btw, I will consider redoing her after rudolf
>>562788724>outs himself as a shitter
>>562788630Good for my cock for sure
>>562788737Correct
>>562787918i've been af-uma licking my wounds - what's the rundown here?
>>562788591The main problems with mile-let are item shops and skill points. You won't be lacking that much with stats but you'll definitely lacking the ones I mentioned above
>>562788836I need Grass Wonder to look at my penis like that.
Duramente cute.
>>562787650the main reason why pace is good is because it's the most likely position to proc u=ma2. you really want your third heal to be u=ma2 or triple 7s. you can do other positions, but they're just more unreliable and also harder to get recovery skills withpace is the most consistent while other positions have higher top-end
>>562787606who didn't have radiant last cm? i sure didn't see any winners without it
>>562788384>>562788450>>562788269>>562788683Sweepy is fucking useless we should have been at 100 trillion already, all sweepy's done is get shit like hachimi and hakuraku in the crossfire for future bans
>>562788976Grass is wary now ever since she got a 3 day, but she thinks it might have been because of the picture she posted
>>562788746Damn, OYL and FtB? I think I'll go for OYL and NSM instead. Also I don't think I have the patience to go for Medium S+Mile races. Thanks for sharing.
>copied anons post but got way more (yous)
>>562788982>duramente card released at the same time as a kitasan outfit>dura's card is better than kita'sWhat did they mean by this...
>>562789320
This is what you get for bullying the indogs from EDEN. They could've carried the whole event with their bots
>>562789335THE RAPED
>>562789335It means Duramente cute.
I FUCKING HATE THE NTR CARD SO MUCHJUST GO TO SPEEDLAND ON SPEEDBEONFUCKINGSPEED
>>562789470lmao NTR is such a loser
Is it better to run unity for event points?
>>562789470I don't get thisI'd prefer second over third
So since global absolutely fucking failed this event, are they just gonna inflate the score in the last day?
>>562789572its the idea that you were THIS close to winning but still lost
>>562789335Duramente is just build different like that.She's also cuter.
>>562789572First is happy they won. Second is depressed because they weren't good enough for first. Third is happy to be there
>>562789281NSM is way better because it's not >&phase_random==2
So not only do you want your aces to be mile-capable for better runs, you also want your parents to be mile-capable for max affinity?Man, the planning is giving me a headache.
>>562781849This is the shit we're dealing with. He quit responding after that and no other mod will answer. They've been camping the catalog all day.
>>562789615it means cyjews have has to last min bump us past the finish line, failing this shit is a PR nightmare for your game's optics.
>>562786626god bless /uma/
>>562789689Just get all 3
>day 1 halfway over>not even halfway to the VERY FIRST rewardYeah global is getting 0 QOL ever, dead serverone tiny island full of boomers (since kids there don't even game anymore) mogged the entire rest of the planet
>>562789707Never ventured into /v/ land, how was life over there for someone who missed it all
Please tell me 40% RB is fine.
>>562789707It does sound like it's a general though? I agree that the moderators are retards whose deaths would improve everyone else's lives, but even your argument seems to suggest to me that the threads were acting like a general.
>>562789991its fine
>>562789906day 1 is NOT halfway over retardbwo...
>>562789707I don't even understand why you all stay in that shit hole board anyway but keep fighting the good fight I guess
>>562789991It's sub-optimal
>>562786626I feel like /uma/ has a bit skewed perception on hands, or they just hate brown people so much that it's clouded their judgementI have a hand like that (especially if you take a picture with lighting like that anon did) and I am definitely not some femboy, I'm a fat ojisan
>>562781849>>562789707>>562782009>>562782145GO AWAY YOURE NOT WELCOME HERE EITHER
>>562790125>>562790125>>562790125>>562790125
>>562790089Implying I wouldnt lewd those slop posting fat ojisan digits
This general claiming NSM is bad was a great gaslight.
>>562789262I also just escaped a vacation, but I fully understand why I got one.Still, I will not reflect on my ways and will continue to lust for SPH from Grass Wonder
>>562786626can't believe /uma/ is full of fucking twinks
>>562790003Thanks>>562790052Guess I have to start rolling for cards again.
>>562790089I guarantee you do not. You just THINK you do. Go ahead and post your ham hands next thread if you're so confident.
>>562789996Every thread's a general. Just delete /v/ already and force every game to have a thread here. Or even better make a dedicated board for every series.
>>562789996Ongoing discussion about gameplay is pretty abnormal for an actual general, meanwhile you have an actual general in the PEAK thread that's allowed to stay on /v/ for some reason.
>>562790094/v/ma hates /uma/'s culture and they don't want to hijack the uma thread in /vmg/ either so their only choice is to stay in /v/ and constantly get killed by jannies
>>562785970>pulling for maruzensky AND tachyon spdanon?
OYL has the worst activation range but can't fail even if you have a back-heavy lobby with a 20L gap to the front, your late in 3rd place could still hit it.NSM requires a buttsniff but that's not all that uncommon if you're stacking 3 of the same style. It also lasts 70% longer than the other two.FTB has better activation range than OYL but requires rear 5, though if you're stacking 3 late you're pretty likely to get it. Only your frontmost might get into 4th before it hits, but that probably means they hit another accel and passed a pace chaser and are already at top speed anyway.All 3 are good but I think I'd say dober > ryan >>> NSM > FTB > OYL. bruteforcing landing the sweet spot for instant accel >>> positional RNG.
>>562790279Yep, exactly not my problem. And yet the /v/ermin immediately come here to complain about shit no one here cares about besides them while at the same time saying how /vg/ sucks and posting their frogs and shit opinions and what not. So stupid.
>>562789707>censoring IRC usernamesfor what purposeyou're not doxxing anyone
>>562790202you're a strong one, anon!I just missed everyone here a lot so it kinda sucked
>>562786274this is a lie btw. only her alt is good but nothing groundbreaking, her regular version is just as forgettable as the character itself
>>562791173Yeah, messing around on /uma/ is pretty fun. I can see why you'd miss it.Glad to have you back! I'll try not to get carried away this time
>>562792162hehe, right?I'll do my best too! ummm until I inevitably forget...
>>562792510yeah.. same. I tell myself I'll hold back but then you put the right bait in front of me..
