Previous: >>562790125>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Sakura Bakushin O (3* alt), North Flight (3* alt), SSR Daring Tact, SSR Daring HeartNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
>not even 600 witthis run is so beyond fucked
>>562804319Ardan SEXXX
>55% winrate on public roomsfuck this shit I don't care if I saw some S ranks in there, I'm not training for CM12 anymore
>>562804447what are you going to do for the next 3 weeks
>>562804491Masturbate
Why do fans of unpopular umas always give the umas big tits? Is there really nothing actually interesting about Ardan that the artist is forced to give her oversized, off model tits?You never see this kind of stuff with popular umas like Teio or Curren
Moot lied/v/ma died Now I fap to Seiun sky
>>562804491fanrun so that Danchou doesn't kick me out of her OF
>Hypothetical scenario where Brian would go to a party while wearing her Tracen track suit Brian...
is it WODKA or UOHKA
>>562804396couldn't be meCLIMAX WAS SO FUCKING BAD
mejiro shiddin & mejiro fardan
>>562804540>/v/ma diedSo did /v/aca, for fucks sake I don't wanna deal with vermin in my two comfort generals
>>562804597The latter
>>562804540they genocided /v/ma
I don't feel like even doing a suicide career today
Rudolf is so smug just because we wonnered at a crane game.
>>562804491NTA but ever since pisecs started I've only fanranwill start remaking 12 again though later
Great now I need a trainer to ardan post with
After doing a bunch of rooms, I'm beginning to see the problem with running NSM on XOguri. Half the time I'm ending up as promoted Pace since there's no fronts since everyone is running XOguri + Lates or double Pace + Late at best, which means I don't have anything to slingshot off of.
I really really really really really really want to kiss Stego's belly
>>562804537Curren does have art like that though (I like it). And it's not like that at all. It's just totally an artist thing to upgrade girls tits, or its artstyle and some artists prefer to draw all the characters they like with bigger breasts. Here's one example. It's quite common, really.
>>562804491im looping an anon's bourbon parent i'll do it tomorrow though I'm already out of borrows
Ardan, despite having an excellent body, fails to be erotic
>>562804583>herdisgusting
>>562804694Kek'd. But still, fuck off and go back.
my new Dia that has everything I want immediately lost by about 1.5 lengths to a flawlessly-constructed Xoguri on a firm/right TT coursearies is gonna be brutal
>>562804537This her?
>>562804478Unfortunately no. She would make a long post about “protecting the innocence of uma oshis” before someone asks for Digitan tits, in which case she abandons the thread out of embarrassment
>>562804801That's more making her older rather than giving her big tits>>562804932That's how big Currens tits are in game
>>562804778Kill yourself already >>562804869>>562497646
>>562804940Digitan would post her tits in a random porn thread only to get recognized and try to delete it
>>562804756Lateeeerrrr. It's quiets time now.
Digitan is a showa era otaku not a filthy e-whore, stop projecting you dumb fmoids.
Should I still run a parent deck while looping skills or just bet on the inspiration Feels kinda bad to run random skill cards in MANT
okay I finally got this, just a few more events...
>>562805057I refuse, past midnight is Ardans most active time
Ardan is the Eevee of Mejiros
>>562805129Show vodka tits or GTFO
another attempt at making one of the best parents on global uma.. wish me luck
Are there other sports umas could play?
>>562805134I got that for the first time ALL SCENARIO today! I was actually kind of shocked. Immediately purged it with a miracle cure but it was like whoa that still exists
Rooms?
>>562805089jordan's too stupid to use an imageboard
>>562805131>just bet on the inspirationthis + rival racesi don't hate myself enough to run dogshit cards for 1* guts. i'd rather have an easy time if the kusoge will give me stupid shit anyway
>>562805180
>>562805170I'd turn her into a parent even if she's a 1* Guts with no whites if you catch my drift
>>562804924Flawlessly or full of flaws? If flawless Dia v flawless XOguri is only 1.5 lengths then you can still win by matter of luck, no? What's your Dia looking like anyway?
>>562805134 (Me)I'm fried does anyone have 1, 2 and 4 unlocked? idk what the requirements are>>562805198yea I think I've only seen it once in mant, this is in ura for reference
>>562805170note quite..
>>562805202cmon now haven't you seen retards using 4chan?
>>562805170Is ignited spirit wit better than pwr for fronts or something? I thought all you needed was prudent + dodging
>>562805263Just check gametora
>tfw my lates can't accel because everyone else is garbage and they're in 3-4
>>562805279SS rating putting in work I see
>>562805350>his lates don't have NSMngmi
>>562805387they dothey were close to the hoguris but not close enough to proc
>>562805152I need a nyap or more like slyeep first
>>562805350This is why I'm considering putting Redshift on my lates even though it's a bit delayed.
Pop Quiz, whose ears do these belong to?
>>562805491bue
>>562804319clood
>Jordan using 4chan instead of social media sites like Umatter, Umatok, Umabook and UmacordJordan might be retarded but she doesn't have the mental illness requirements to ever want to post here. She's too normie for 4chan.
>>562805491Digitan
why does this always happenmy speed facility is level 4 and my wit facility is level 3, power is level 1, uma has 0 power growth
Can i take dodging danger by itself
I NEED PICTURESPICTURES OF UMAS HOLDING CUTIES OF THEMSELVES
>>562805486Is that even worth considering if you proc redshift but whiff everything else you're still losing to oguri
>not even 3 hundred million by nowIt's genuinely over
>>562805537>/uma/ falco eventwhat would that be like
>>562805337optimally you want to take all 3
>>562805246I'm sure I can some of the time. She'll definitely be competitive, I think. Medium S, RHD and Firm Course Menace, MP&B, OMG, OYL, double circles on 2x straights and corners, some other stuff. Statline looks good 1200/800/1100/580/980. Wouldn't have minded more wit but this is easily the best I've made thus far.
>>562805539I think Rudolf uses 4chan but as an unironic way to get the average person’s opinion on certain races and umas. Kind of like how in /smtg/ atlus employees post there and add it in as an option in their surveys
>>562805348it's not on there>>562805580my cm12 kitasan has dodging danger by herself, and idk if it really does much. sometimes you swing out a ton and then you pull in and go right into first placethen sometimes it doesn't do much and you just move out then back behind the other frontso try to get something else if you canit's not gonna brick you though I don't think
>>562805491That's a dog not an uma
"that" is coming along nicely, christmas oguri will never be able to defeat "that"
>>562805472Aw just when I wanted to flirt with other trainers
>>562805537>faggot seethe seen Nishino sweaty
>>562805605Unironically? YeahThere's this one time where my Dober was so far up but couldn't hit her unique or Nimble so XOguri just passed her and she lost by 1LIf she had Redshift there I think she could've won
>>562805712"That" isn't working well for me. Will keep trying.
>>562805752Sorry Creek, my eyes got lost in your chest
>>562805683Now we know who's behind all those awful joke posts
>>562805602On my parent runs, I've started doing recreation as filler turns when I hit mood downs, surprisingly came across claw game more than I thought. I ought to be saving more of these, though.
>>562805684No more losing is probably the random mood up you get sometimes when you race after losing another raceSatsuki shock is maybe losing badly in that race?Dunno about the other one
>>562805839>No more losing is probably the random mood up you get sometimes when you race after losing another raceI've ran this Kitasan into the ground so many times would've had it by now I'm 99% sure
>>562805525>>562805554>>562805705
>>562805537>super groundwork works
>>562804319I genuinely believe that this artist's works would get nerfed if they showed nipples and pussy.
Sweaty Nishino...
>buy a bunch of things>fast learner hat shows up right after>summer is about to happen
>>562805661Oh ok. How does getting it work? Do you just do a bunch of aoharu until everyone has it in then go to mant? I think I fucked up by doing a lot of mant runs first now I have lots of good whites like groundwork and right/left prudent but not ignited wit.
What do umas do when they retire?
>>562806030get impregnated by me
>>562805939
>>562806030breed
im a chronic ponypuller and while i do get cards, i dont get them as often as i should. i'm just starting to get S ranks. is it over for me? (i do have lv 45 kitasan black and a bunch of good horses)
>>562806030marry
>>562806030
>>562806030Unironically have lots of sex, going out to stud is the first step of retirement. It's the post-sex part of retirement where they get to just enjoy themselves
>>562806094>>562805939>>562497646
>>562806229
So when Tachyon said she was retiring in the movie or whatever, she was saying she was going to go out and have lots of sex?
>>562806208Give me mini McQueen
>>562806260Oh no, it broke containment
>>562806220I find it hilarious how Kitasan Black’s schedule is sleep, eat, fuck, nap, fuck, sleep while having the time to do personal training with fellow stablemates. Bro is living the college frat bro life
>>562806260oh god it's out
This is my POV You will never have this
>>562806220Dober would canonically breed with all of us. She would. I said it.
>>562806220All umas are roasties...
>>562806334Her or Sweepy, both of them had 10 kids.
>>562806310When you show them your generational wealth
>>562806279what do you think the real tachyon did
Wonder Acute's grandson, Wonder Dean, seems to be acclimating well in America so far for the Kentucky Derby
The only type of relationship I would want is me being a boywife, which uma is for me?
>>562806416Science
>>562806310You're right. I'd never have hideous Ryan in my stable after all.
>just got my first SS rank and it's glue garbageGotta love it
>>562806310Ryan is and Palmer are the Mejiro rejects lookwise
ugh...
>>562806420holy cute hons
>>562806310Bright looks like she has down syndrome
so is this skill any good?anything with the positioning icon always makes me concerned
>>562806420Here's him also enjoying the grass over there
>>562806468congratz bwo
>>562806539She is pretty slow
>>562806310TrueThey only let me do it from behind
>>562806553if the skill says "surrounded" or "jammed" it means the skill is bad
:Omy first 3 star of mant, thank god i was on someone who had any kind of parental value
>>562806539Some umas are dogcoded, but Bright is plantcoded
>>562806691now post the grandparent sparks
Cafe love
>>562806718the ryan was mine, the dober is pretty cracked and has a billion things and 3* scenario sparkmed/med/mile is a little awk but sometimes useful I guess
>>562806664I know this is the 2010 Three Kingdoms show, I'm just asking what character that is as I never watched it. Everyone tells me it's like the only show in Mandarin worth watching.
I love larping and erping which club is for me?
we're not finishing Falco event with this current speedwe're fucked
>>562804537
For the parent runners out there do you just glue the run if you don't get a good first inspo?
>>562806539she is very special
>>562806875No because for all you know rng will favor you anyway. It's honestly the shittiest thing about parent runs, you have to finish it to truly know the result
>>562806843I tried, falco...
>>562806830That's Dong Zhuo.
>>562806889Sex with the mentally feeble.
>>562806875Of course not
>>562806835Id join a club like this if it also hit at least A+ (impossible)
>>562806936Yeah, 8 hours in we're not even close to half a trilit's unironically over
>mightiest miler>legend race is a sprint?????
>i can fix her
>>562807004it's rigged trust me bwo
>>562806835>>562807000I would like to know too incase I burn out a little and want to step down from this one
alright uma, which one would you fuck with?
>>562807004I'll never forgive Eden for sabotaging us. Apparently they don't want to beat the JP record so that they don't start bitching about Global's bots
>>562806701No...
That's quite the start
>>562806923>>562806980Fuck man at least danchou is gonna be happy this month
>>562807047She's intentionally holding back because she knows the loser has to do whatever the winner wants
>>562805089>>562805202>jordan tells city she found some anti posts in some anonymous japanese ramen cooking forum>the posts in question proves she barely dug into umatter posts
>>562807073is north flight really like 'that'? I have a thing for yanderes
>>562807004>>562807084>>562807093as someone who comes from an ACTUALLY dead eos-bait gacha, they'll just crank up the "earned fans" soon since an event like this failing is negative PR, even my ultra dead gachas did that
>>562807073In that pic she doesn't look very sexo compared to other umas. Is fixing her worth it?
>>562807093I'm so madthat ticket was going to give me a card I needed, I just KNOW IT
I pressed "Save Here" again just right after junior debut wiping my agenda I had before.
THE EMPEROR IS (APPARENTLY) READY FOR EVERY COURSEGod that wit pisses me off I hate fine motion so much
>>562807184>>562807204She be bretty based
>>562806595>sudden pause at mid-grassinngwhat was he thinking?
>>562807000>>562807090anyone who deadlines too long is forced to service the rest of the club for carrying them
>>562807179I wonder what the nipponese version of this originally said
>>562807389Probably just saw a bird or something
>>562807436That'd encourage...some people to flatline you know, be careful
For Ends/Lates is Red Shift worth not borrowing Dober for CM13 or not? Should Ends/Lates get a gold recovery skill for CM13 or is that only necessary for Front/Pace?
>>562807382stop posting this t*rrorist coded pic
>>562807389He heard something, you can see his ear rotate a bit
>>562807475Wouldn't be surprised if it's a neptunia situation where it's japanese memespeak which makes no sense to english audiences so you have to go with a "close enough" eng equivalent
>>562807436what >>562807525 said, but rewarding for high effort is boring too. there has to be a middle ground
>>562807551>this meme, its too spicy for the siteGo away, babbymuncher.
No more runsEnd it all
>>562807673/v/ coded post go back
do you put skills on your dominators that make it possible for them to theoretically win or just go full debuff?
>>562807717make a /v/ thread and I will
>>562807673you're literally brown
What do umas who suck at racing end up doing?
>>562807761That's your job
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugxOb2wJJ78
>>562807782You already answered it, they suck. But in a different way.
>>562807782cosplay sex as popular successful umas
>>562807091It's alright, I'll figure it out.
>>562807525THATS MY WIFE DELETE THIS.
>>562807795Stop crying about it then, faggot
>>562807673Keep posting my friend. Don't listen to some burgertard golem-coded jewlover
1,2,3 and 4 and I pull for Gay ballroom umas5, 8, 9 and 0 and I pull for gay dommy mommy6 or 7 and I skip
Why can't /v/ma just fit inYou just have to not bring up that you used to post there or harp on about how much better they were
>>562807525>>562807668what if you did segregation and the players who brought in higher fan counts were allowed to claim one low fan count that way it can be seen as a reward or a punishment
>>562807782Regular human things, like Fine Motion's bodyguards
>>562807905it's impossible, they think they're better for some reason even though they're equivalent to immigrants coming from third world shitholes
>>562807905/v/ma should lurk at least 2 years before posting they stick out like a sore thumb I don't even need to see their filipinx flag to know it's them
Can we add /v/ clubs to the rentry
>>562807782Probably normal jobs like ningens.
>>562807782What kind of jobs do high school dropouts or busted college failures get?
>>562807905They can only join if they defeat our danchous
>>562807668>>562807910Cute idea ngl, sounds like a good way to spice things upAlso biggest dick should be danchou, thoughts
>>562808023Yakuza?
I can't believe it50rb really is cope
>>562807961>threads that actually enjoyed the game, helped other anons out, created OC, and had live room commentary>third world shitholeWEAPONS GRADE IRONY coming from the general that literally cannot stop saying the word "brown" over and over and over
>>562807848I'm not even the one telling you to go back I'm just saying that's pretty stupid to say that if you dont like it here
>>562806875why would you glue on inspo for parent runs. the skills should be from your cards
>>562808096Bwo, fuck off already you don't want to be here you don't have to be here, move on.
>>562808096It's all JP troons falseflagging /v/wo. I suggest /v/ma take over their dead general instead of posting here
>>56280809050RB is enough if the cards are good otherwise
>>562808096What's wrong with Brown?
>>562808096Go back already, if you're gonna whine instead of assimilate fuck off back to your board. Post umanko as an apology or die.
>>562807910it's a good idea, but for those who prefer to bottom you'd WANT to bring in less, since those earning more are inherently seen a a top with the way they can 'claim' a lower earner>>562808030>Also biggest dick should be danchou, thoughtsthat makes sense! but it could create infighting if everyone starts fighting over him due to the chad energy
>>562807761Sorry, but the unpaid faggot shit itself if you do that
>>562808125I like it here though, the guy complaining about /v/ is the person with a problem. If he wants me gone he can make a /v/ thread, otherwise I'm staying here
>>562808096We do all of that too yet you're the one moaning and bitching about being here. If its so bad, then just leave? In the first place, how do you even know what /uma/ is like to be so confident saying all that?
>>562806019If you dont have ig-wit parents already you just have to borrow someone's MANT parent that has it. And then it's just a matter of luckMANT is just the parent easy mode as by playing normally you hit good statlines and hit all the racespicrel is the parent I used to get my own ignited wits
With the falco event failing, you all surely didn't use your SR crystal yet, have you?
Playing through Tosen Jordan's career for the first time. Had my eye on her even before the EN release but I couldn't spark her when she came out so I'm glad she spooked me during anni. I didn't expect her career and bond story to revolve around how she's such a drooling retard that you can't teach her anything but the simplest and most basic things but her strength lies in how she's able to just bumrush without thinking about it too much. She looked cool when she showed up in Gold Ship's career as a rival and was pretty cute in Gold City's career too. But I still like her even if she's stupid.
>>562804985
What are the sparks gonna be
>>562808162>>562808210If you're going to make retard claims, don't get asshurt when you get called out, I've always posted in both but /uma/ has taken this whole situation in the most ugly way possible
are we running 2spd/2pow/2wit for Aries
>>562808302/v/ is a literal 3rd world shithole board I don't know why you want to die on this hill instead of fucking off
Well?
what's a good debuffer deck? something that preferably can give pace chaser debuffs reliably i never used debuffs before for CM so I wanna try to counter oguri somewhat
>>562808409You look like a prostitute and I'm going to rape you.
>Dirt Sprint G1>Rival: Sakura Bakushin Oexcuse me?
>>562808302Shut the fuck up faggot I don't care about your faggot friends getting separated or about your pity party because your special club got disbanded, you're here now so you assimilate or fuck off back to your shithole board. You don't even play the game since you're not even talking about it which oh you so wanted to do. And now before I filter "/v/" from my posts, eat shit.
>>562807761there's a thread that has been up for a few hours already, why are you still here?I feel like (some of) you are trying to force a war between /v/ and /vg/ or something
>>5628083863 guts 3 wit
>>562497646>>562497646>>562497646This is the designated /v/ma thread, please post here if you recently came from /v/. Thank you.
Can the real botters please stand up. What in the fuck are these milestones
>>562808415The only debuffs that matter are velocity. Just use a dominator uma (Rudolf, Grass, VFlash) and get hesitant pace and front from wit sunday (power freebie sunday has those skills too, but no extra hint frequency pretty sure)
>>562808473No one's going to "assimilate" if you just make completely retarded posts about the whole thingBe a dumbass - > people call you a dumbass, if you expect otherwise you shouldn't be on any board, that's more reddit behavior than anything else
>>562804319Stupid ass tourist here. If you would indulge me, what do you guys talk about here? I sorted by most replies in the catalog and this general had a thread with nearly 1k replies
>>562808452All she understands is speed
>>562808390Looks like he's wearing a suit and tie in the thumbnail.
>>562808475link it here
so... what happened to /v/ that everyone is losing their shit?
>>562808583We discuss gold city feet
>>562808096>post anything remotely tied to middle east>thread immediately derailed by a Zionist shillWhat are the odds huh
>>562808616
Thank fuck my club has no gay ERPfags in it
>>562808564thanks bro
How crazy is it that not even Sweepy can compete with chad japanese honest players?
>>562808616>everyoneliterally just two retards trying to outretard each other lmao
can't we all just get along, I don't think your uma would be happy seeing you be this mean (ricefags/dotofags/spechudfags need not apply)
>>562808583We talk about wanting to have sex with horse girls
31406948one CM race before I go to bed
>>562808561Back in JP the event was completed very quickly. I think we'll be okay.
>>562808298They were ass
>>562808583We talk about cute retards, usually they're the honses but every now and then anons are the retards in question
>>562808616Anyone making or posting in /v/ma threads gets banned so they come here to pollute the thread instead with their twitter / discord screencap culture that they call OC.
>>562808583Normally, gameplay, game news, club stuff, how much we to bang or get raped by uma and some lewds, that kind of thing. Right now we're in a bit of a pickle cause mods nuked a different community that got lumped up here all at once.
>>562808616They got purged, officially at that because they're too retarded to talk to the mods and discuss ways to avoid being classified as a general. So now we got 300+ vermin coming to shit up /uma/
t....thanks
>>562808703>TIL Hopeless Stakes and Satsuki Sho is the same thinghuh..
>>562808583We Teio post
>>562808758...any examples?
>>562808616Nothing, I doubt there's even any anons from /v/ here since according to the archives the last uma thread they had was only around 10 hours ago.Just retards larping, probably the same people sperging out about the Falcon event
>>562808583usually just arguing about the game's meta and complaining about rng
>>562808786I need a gif of rubbing Teio's head right now
>Give Tamamo cross all of the skills and hella speed and power >Guts 1* and three white sparks Okay thanks game
>>562808716>145b in 9.25 hours>average 15.7b/hour>72 hours in event for a predicted 1.13t>numbers will only get worse since it's dead hours in americas/EU
>>562808685I think my oshi would drag my ass out of my apartment and force me to touch grass if she caught me picking fights with nerds in an anonymous forum
>>562808583We just vibe.
>>562808828
Wouldn't making their own /v/uma general in /vg/ solved the problem and now we have three uma threads yay
>>562808703based doto, also fuck you tazuna how does that make sensehave a good night anons
>>562808583Replies don't really mean anything, the other thread had more replies because this thread was not made early.Sort by posts per minute if you wanna see the most active generals
Sometimes i miss erping. I'm a top btw.
>>562808868Nah, she'd ask if you're winning
>>562808685>(ricefags/dotofags/spechudfags need not apply)That's mean...
>>562808616They got nuked out of /v/ for being obnoxious retards and unable to parley with the equally mentally ill modsSo now a bunch of /v/ermin scum are migrating here as you can see, there is already a bunch of brownoids openly doing ERP, some discord and xitter faggots too.It will get worse from here on, tomorrow our general will be unrecognizable.
today opera will give me good sparks
>>562808583Gameplay, strategies, crying about rng because it's a slot machine gameHorse girl pornSometimes we talk about real horse racingThen there's community stuff like clubs and dramas
>>562808906Mods would kill it, it's literally an unsolvable problem.
>Rage spent 5 clocks getting obliterated by two umas with gold + silver recoveries
>>562808941good night anon, thanks for hosting!
>>562808878I will hot glue the creature
I'm sick of the neverending war for /v/ma. I will hearby be planting my ass down in /vg/ and discuss how horny I am for Mayano and no one can stop me
>>562808950Its work hours, most active generals are the most NEET generals. Mainly MMOs.
>>562808906This isn't like /vt/ where you can get away with having an offshoot general for a vtuber group just because you hate everyone in the main general. Jannies would throw a fit if they saw TWO global generals populating /vg/ at the same time.
>>562808583Mostly "sex with [insert uma here]".
>>562808950actually, /uma/ does pretty well by a PPM perspective too, we're at the top of /vg/only things that stay ahead of us are hoyoslop and FFXIV
>>562808960Ok /v/ ty for your complaints. Integrate, please.
>>562805283
>umadol event is only 2 dayslmao global is doomed
>>562808583Doto-san
Thank you for the replies, not going to quote everyone but you're friendly people and have I hope you have a nice day
>>562808594i see it
>>562808969Parley for what?>nuu you can't talk about video games in the video games board
>>562808941>fuck you tazuna how does that make senseyou failed a lot of witchecks
I'm starting to think there's literally only like one or two guys from /v/ here and the rest are just people smelling a new shitpost anglekinda like the whole ultra-fabricated club drama arcs
>>562809043Sorry /v/, but there's only room for one pedophile designated uma in /uma/ and that already goes to Nishino Flower.
>>562806830Zhuge LiangThat other anon is wrong.
Actually we post Orange here!Well I do, but thats about the same really
>>562808969Don't see how it could be any worse than us already having two obnoxious avatarfags that we already have
>>562808694Wish we had an entire thread dedicated to this
>>562809169Keep being an obnoxious retard. Yes you can talk about video games, no you can't have three threads a day. You throwing a bitchfit is precisely why you're here now.
>>562809189Makes sense, what with the hat
>>562809183>kinda like the whole ultra-fabricated club drama arcsYou weren't supposed to point that out...
>2 PM in IndonesiaNUMBERFAG GENOCIDE WILL BE THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE I DEALT WITH YOU FAGGOTS FOR YEARS CROPPING UP IN EVERY SINGLE HOBBY I'VE EVER HAD, SHILLING FOR OTHER PRODUCTS BUT NEVER LEAVING THE FUCKING THREAD OR HOBBY. LIKE LOCUSTS YOU FUCKED SWARMED AND CONSTANTLY POSTED "DED GAME" "DED SHOW KEK" "DED SERIES THIS" "DED DEV THAT "OH NONONONONONO??? NUUUUUUMBERS" LIKE THE ONLY THING THAT FUCKING MATTERS TO YOU IS A GOD DAMN NUMERICAL STATISTIC INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY ENJOYING THE THING THAT IS BEFORE YOU. YOU WOULD RATHER LOOK AT FUCKING NUMBERS GO UP UP AND UP FOREVER LIKE A PASTE EATING SNOTBAG SHOVING HIS FIFTH HANDFUL OF ELMER'S GLUE DOWN HIS FUCKING GULLET AND REMARKING IT TASTES LIKE POPCORN. I WISH YOU FUCKERS COULD ALL JUST JUMP OFF A CLIFF OR GO ANYWHERE ELSE, IT'S NOT A FUCKING RACE OR ANYTHING, I HAVE SOMETHING GREAT IN FRONT OF ME SO IF YOU CANNOT APPRECIATE IT BECAUSE OF A LITTLE TINY INSIGNIFICANT NUMBER ON THE STEAMCHART IS NOT HIGH ENOUGH FOR YOUR FUCKING LIKING I SUGGEST YOU SHOVE THE BIGGEST BAD DRAGON DILDO UP YOUR ASS, RAM IT IN AS FAR AS IT CAN GO, EPOXY YOURSELF DOWN TO YOUR FUCKING SEAT, AND BRING UP THE US NATIONAL DEBT NUMBERS BECAUSE THAT NUMBER IS GOING TO KEEP GOING UP FOREVER AND YOU GUYS CAN KEEP HYPING THAT NUMBER UP AND YOU CAN MASTURBATE JACK OFF OR DO WHATEVER IT IS YOU UNWASHED FUCKING TROG CUNTS DO AND LEAVE MY FUCKING HOBBIES ALONE GOD DAMN I HATE YOU NUMBERFAGS SO MUCH AND I BET YOU ARE ALL GOING "HURRR CYGE SHILL???? ARE YOU PAJEET????? YOU MUST BE SEA" NO I JUST DON'T WANT TO SEE THESE THREADS FILLED WITH THE SAME BRAND OF FUCKING FAGGOTS WHO USED TO PLAY BLUE ARCHIVE AND FUCKING LIMBUS COMPANY ACTING LIKE IT'S THE SECOND FUCKING COMING OF CHRIST I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL FUCKING END YOUR FUCKING WORLD IN A CATACLYSMIC FLOOD AND WASH AWAY YOUR DEGENERATE SINS OF SHITTING UP EVERY SINGLE HOBBY YOU'VE EVER INFESTED LIKE THE FUCKING PLAGUE YOU ARE GET THE FUCK OUT ALREADY
Behave
>>562809183mambro...
>>562808969>>562809169If you didn't understand their statement it is no wonder you fucks are not winning.
If you can have one uma as a wife, who would it be?
>>562809185It's okay. Hebes aren't technically pedophilic
>>562809183MAMBO WILL EXPLODE THIS TIMETHE ENTIRE CLUB WILL BURNTHEY'RE DROPPING OUT OF A+ THIS MONTH
be nice
>>562809183Mambogeddon any day now...
>>562809268No
>>562809228But that's /uma/ already... nows not the best time tho
>>562809237>nyoooo you're talking about video games too much on the video game board
>>562808685thisUnfortunately, (((they))) do not want such scenario to happen, so they order these spammers to manufacture discord (ironic) between us and the /v/ros (reminder that they pulled the same stratagem with JPbros, and sadly, it worked). I wish I could spread some awareness about such scheme, but I'm afraid the wheel's gonna keep turning.Apologies to everyone coming from /v/, yes, there are volatile emotions flaring up and the higher-ups are exploiting them.
>>562809120I want to pet his cute snout.
to refill or not refill...that is the question
>>562809309Oh, okay...
>>562809286Forgot your spoiler bwo
>>562806830It is great, worth watching
umadol be like hoooeehh it is my umabirthday yabba dabba umadooolnot it isn't retard it is over already
>>562809336I wish Hokkaido wasn't so out of the way, or I would've gone there when I was in Japan last month.
>>562809178that hurts to hear, guess I needed to cap wit after all
>>562809332The "JPbros" are the ones complaining about /v/
>>562809324That is correct, if threads are too frequent on /v/ they belong on /vg/>but what about X or YCry about it
we can ask Dox site owner to sum fan count for us and compare it to Falco event to see if numbers are fake or not
>>562809332If mods wanted them gone a long time ago they would have just done it from the start. No, the truth is /v/ abused good faith, as usual, and made stealth generals nonstop until they finally had enough of their shit and shut them down for their little vendetta. Now they come here and act like victims and refugees.
>>562809391Yet you post round and partake in the event. Curious, is it not?
>>562809391>>562809391Anon, a birthday can last a few days...
GET BACK TO WORK SLAVES, I NEED ANOTHER GUTS CARD
>>562809413My schizo theory is wit is graded on a curveif you're in a room with a bunch of 1200 wit umas, your 1000 wit uma will have a much lower chance to proc skillsSource: this post
I'm kind of scared of what the chrono numbers will be...why am I so competitive
>>562809429>Cry about itThanks for your confession
was SHART falcon that popular in japan she got her own event?
I'm sorry falkeks... I already aborted 2 runs today because of early bricks
>shitposting brown person's interpretation of board rulesDo I need to wait until it's 11 PM in Jakarta for the thread to be usable?
>>562809484>abused good faithGotta love posts like this speaking as if they understood anything, do you think people made stealth threads FOR FUN? Think just a little bit anon, or if you don't want to, don't post about it
>>562809484>get given directions of conduct by jannies>jannies just fucking ignore it and ban us anyway>upset when we resort back to hiding our presence Real headscratcher there
>>562809324Literally yes thats the issue. Mods killed you faggots because you've had a daily thread for a whole year. Now, if you guys decided to make some changes and only make threads every few days instead of daily (example. 1 or 2 threads during banner release) that would be different. But you're a faggot with a victim complex who is addicted to being outraged and will never belong here. You don't like it? Fuck off, use an alt chan. You wanna stay? Then figure it out with the mods and stop shitting up the place
>>562809541I mean look at herI wish I saved the edit of this
>>562809401Next time I go to Japan I will go to the Hokkaido region and do hors stuffVisit the Oguri statue, some of the graves, and maybe even visit the Versailles farm and see Gimlet/Flash/Acute.
>peak brown hours>everyone calling each other brownhuh, so it is true that the most racist people are browns
>>562809598>crying Ayabe NOOOOOOOOOO
>>562809413I ran 20 rooms earlier and in 4 of them my 1000 wit Oguri failed to use her unique. I'm running four recoveries.
I love smart falcon
so what's gonna happen now that both /v/ma anons and AIslop anon is reunited again
brown falcon
>>562809635Sounds like your problem. Next thread will be titled /v/ma
I think /v/ should eat their veggies, if they want to post here.
>>562809727Uh...Mambro makes a singing Mambo rendition of Together Forever?
>>562809759dumb Brian and cute Sweepy
Reminder that all d*rters are anal queens
who is tracen true <<<semen demon>>>
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>>562809701i thought an uma's own unique doesn't even do a wit check. just needs to meet her conditions? was i living with wrong informations?
>>562809659Figured out its coming from /v/ mostly. /v/ LOVES to resort to that ad hominem. And given how last thread they also revealed themselves to lurk here EVEN when they had threads, it makes a lot of sense. They can not hide the way they speak or think.
>put guts ayabe from kitasan to profile>get 5 times more friend points I do usuallyhmmm
I don't care about /v/ but they do make good pornhttps://files.catbox.moe/a386zm.png
>>562809635>you can't talk about videogames in the videogame board
>>562809806t.Maya
>>562809659that angry anon last thread that said "all /uma/ does is say brown over and over" kinda vindicated
>>562809865ugly ahh jumpscare
>>562809807Just because it's true, doesn't mean you have to be rude and say it
>>562809865Hold on, /v/ is cooking?
>>562809906>ahh
I do not care for the /v/tardsThey will get raped by us in meme culture, and chanmi scrimmages The strong will assimilate and learn, and the weak will fuck off back to hiding
>my Teio keeps beating Oguris in open lobbieseh?
>>562809817You need more guts
>>562809510then she is a SPOILED BRAT
>>562808030>Also biggest dick should be danchouBut I wanted to be danchou...>>562808229You could always let someone toss away their rights as a top earner. Imagine a top earner being owned by a bottom earner...
>>562809847while I like ayabe, and just got her mlb, fine just looks too pretty to take out. nice and vibrant artwork too
Shrewd Step is only good if it's taken along side Dodging Danger? But those two skills are for different positions
>>562809867Actually you're meant to post twitter screencaps, steamcharts and softcore pornography.
>>562809824>was i living with wrong informations?Christmas Oguri's unique activation is based on her recovery witchecks
>>562809967Cute Admire Vega
>>562809817Marked.
>>562809867the most shocking for me was when I went there and the umamusume thread was masked as a cucking thread to not get removed, because that is approved instead I guess
>>562809967We have shitty clubs like Mambo and Autis/uma/ though. /v/ will easily bully them and gain confidence
>>562810070/v/ jannies are indians
>>562810008>You could always let someone toss away their rights as a top earner. Imagine a top earner being owned by a bottom earner...wait...you're right, that works!!also you have my vote as danchou!
>>562810095We must cull the weak before they get culled...
>>562810038>twitter screencaps/vg/ likes doing that too (people say buy an ad but twitter screencaps are GUARANTEED Yous)>steamcharts/vg/ likes doing that but that isn't as popular on /uma/>softcore pornographyHELLLL YEEEEAAAAHHHHH
>>562810045ah, got it, wasn't aware there are some uniques that check how for other skill activations. thx
>>562809817Isn't Dia better suited for Late Surger?
>>562810095Mambros can take it.Its all us posting it anyway
>>562810180I assume anon is building a pace parent Dia
I think Falco deserves 100 trillion fans
This is 4chan, not your nation stateThere are no real rules hereMods and jannies can and will do shit at their own will if they want
Jungle Pocket has such a nice and unique singing voice.
Inuma...
>>562810183So is this actually the prophesied armageddon? Not death by Aelred but by /v/?
>>562810038>softcoreWhy? We can just post catbox links here
... what's happening to the /v/ma people
>>562805263for me it's these.>random recreation>random recreation>??????>random recreation (with illness)>have slacker>natural cure fatty
>>562810139I post shit from twitter of the real umas.
AAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE SAVE US SWEEPY!!!!
>>562810287>There are no real rules here4chan.org/rulesIf you don't want to be called brown don't behave like one.
>>562810287And sadly /uma/ is the one that has to pay for their little immature war with them.
>>562810305I love Pokke.. the wait for her is agony!!
>>562810335Anon pls, it wont change a thing.
>>562810139>(people say buy an ad but twitter screencaps are GUARANTEED Yous)Testing, I scrolled for a bit to find the most awful unfunny one possible
your fate is over retard
/v/ma was the only reason to visit that shit show /v/ finally i'm free
>>562810375okay so no more losing is a general thingwhat could it be...
IT'S GREEN BEFORE DEBUT, JUST GIVE ME SIRIUS TRAINING ALREADY
>every good parent is at full followsWho the fuck came-up with this stupid mechanic? I know it's probably for server infrastructure, or whatever, but holy fuck. I'm quite literally doing the runs, knowing that I'm using subpar shit, all because I'm arbitrary barred from the good stuff, and it pisses me off.Not only games doesn't let me have my own decent parents, because fuck you RNG, but it also prevents me from using select few who were blessed by RNG jesus.Every aspect of this game is fucking frustrating, FUCK I'm gonna punch hole in wall.
>>562810305do we ever get to have this in the jukeboxhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8mYAGPanhc&list=RDB8mYAGPanhc&start_radio=1
>>562810384I need to be put in the pasture next to Kitasan...
>>562810456We hate Makween on /uma/
>>562810392but what if the jannies are the brown rule breakers
>>562810438For me it's still Vincent but now I'm liking Mambocchi and Tinghauser.
>>562810456No you're not, you scum are getting deported
Tosen Jordan's victory animation is the cutest one I've seen so far
>>562810458i think it's like the guy above said. probably have to lose a bunch of optional races in a row. can check it pretty quick. go on ura and after debut run a bunch of races you don't have the aptitudes for and maybe it'll trigger.
>>562810542The Mambo banner was a very funny time in ze club.
>>562810384what would a Kitasan musume that was more faithful to how the real life Kitasan look like?A total gymrat like Ryan? With a body like Michelle my Baby?
>>562810384god damn that horse is SWOLE
>>562810132Id actually be a horrible danchou my solo club is already falling apart. Our one member is considering leaving.
>>562810532(You) follow the rules.
> Take team sirius card to get corner recovery> failed to start dating> failed to start dating> finished run with shit statsI think I'm done with this card, pow SR bourbon it is
>>562810456Free.. to walk the gulags!
>>562810542I like Mambocchi because he joins rooms
>>562810580I'll do that after this run, then do the claw machine while at itif the other anon was right I'll try to job the satsuki sho as well then that's 3 done
>>562810587>>562810438>>562810623I wish club chat didnt fall off so fast, I like chatting with you guys but I'll say something, go do something else for a few hours and can't even see what the replies were, if any, and I ALWAYS FUCKING MISS THE ROOMS
