# Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245># News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[APRIL 2026] Decay and Burial being developed simultaneously, whichever episode gets completed first is the next major update. It's currently looking like it'll be Burial.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=537755982024934503# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious family reunion: >>562743453
My bad, I'll delete mine. Didn't see anyone was baking.
>>562848232We should use the sisternet for a future bake.
>>562848232Yours has the lower post number though
>>562848384I agree. It was actually tough to choose a thread image. Extrathiccshley is a great choice lol.
So i'm gonna guess this is the right one?
>>562848092>>562848101The fact they were made within one second of each other is fucking hilarious.
>>562848384Imagine the peer-to-peer Brother Helpline. Total chaos.
Threadly reminder bratty sisters get it in the shitter!
We like our sisters a lil' meaty. A bit thick, if you will.
Do any of you want to have kids with your sister? Would your sister like to have kids?
What does Ashley's hair, armpits, thighs, feet, cunt and anus smell like in that order?>>562849860Yes, it'd be amazing to breed her.
>>562849860yes
Lord Unknown tentacle raping Andrew
>>562850098I call it, Andrew will become possessed by Lord Unknown and will tentacle rape Ashley. Someone screencap this!
Big brother will fix little sisterAND YOU WILL LIKE IT
>>562850321I feel like she kind of played her hand a tad bit too much here. Kind of just gives you a proposed trajectory of cliffhanger route. Though I guess since it's missable it makes it a little better.
>>562850563It's an option kind of dialogue in it, making it a little hidden and extra if you only think of it on the surface as the average player would just think "ah, its just talking about the issues in the sns ending"
Reminder that Ashley constantly breaks every promise she makes to Andrew while also expecting him to abide by every promise he ever makes to her, promises he hasn't broken even once mind you.She is unquestionably the worse sibling and therefore doesn't deserve happiness.
I bet andrew would play some coomer gacha
>>562849928>>562849931Alright, but what about your sisters? What are their opinions on parenthood?
>>562849928If Andrew couldn't handle her putting on lipstick, he'd probably snatch that whorish crop top thingy off of Ashley and burn it with his lighter.
>>562850806Nah, she mainly broke the blood oath one for attention from her mother who refused and she instantly regretted it after realizing what she did. For the Andy nickname she was trying to tease and didn't realize what she did wrong cause she wants to go back to simpler times and stay there, never growing up (literal big issue andrew does have a bit with her). She's not worse cause of it and neither is Andrew with his own (albeit i do sympathize and feel more bad with Andrew but thats a different). thing)
>>562850806He got together with Julia after promising that Leyley will be his priority.
Hire this woman to clean your pipes.
>>562851084>If Andrew couldn't handle her putting on lipstick, he'd probably snatch that whorish crop top thingy off of Ashley and burn it with his lighter.He'd be like "Fine! You want to dress like a whore? Then I'm gonna treat you like one!">>562850806Agreed but that's exactly why she needs to be tenderized until she takes the shape of a proper demure trad wife!
>>562851238Not him but he didn't break that, as he said "There wouldn't be other people in his life" and he still did prioritize her, leaving Julia for Ashley right away when she kept calling.
>>562849254/calg/ hivemind
>>562849860Breeding with your sister and having cute inbred kids should be every man's dream.
>>562851084Andrews got a good memory as he does remember Ashley putting on makeup when she was gonna go for massage job, so he knows she could go that route and that puts his huge jealousy way way way up.
>>562850321I will indeed
>>562851152So we have>she broke her promise but it's ok because she did it to suck up to her mother that abused her and Andrew (especially Andrew)>she did break it but it's ok because she's selfish and saw Andrew's feelings as a joke she can ignore whenever she felt like>>562851238He literally did keep Ashley as his top priority, he abandoned Julia whenever Ashley called, he didn't promise Ashley that she'll be his only human connection ever.
Does Andy give malcom in the middle vibes to anyone else or just me? >Pretty smart>Wanted to get away from his family>Hates lots of people
>>562851238>He got together with Julia after promising that Leyley will be his priority.PLAY THE FUCKING GAME! He already mentioned there that there would be others, but he'd make Ashley his priority and he did. That's why he abandons Julia constantly whenever Ashley calls him which put a strain in their relationship.
>>562851813Trueleyley
>>562848053I want to point out I got this the same way I've got any achievement: playing the game while my sister was under the same roof and the music on speakers to boot (though I didn't blast it so much it would have been obnoxious, or at least that was the idea).The changes are noticeable but I'm pretty satisfied with Burial at Sea, though if I hadn't already played Cliffhanger, S&S and read the devlogs I doubt I'd have perceived it as a hint that Andrew's mind is even more twisted than it seemed and more as an ending that doesn't make sense/an example of the author messing with the player.
>>562852101Malcom in the Middle of the Summoning CircleMalcom in the Middle of Lady 302
>>562849928I hope Nemlei gives us a vision detailing in crude and R-18+ rating what would happen if Ashley did take the massage parlor job and what her first day working there would be like.
>>562851984Your not understanding the reasons why she did it like peoples own issues with Andrew>Oath promise break with motherAttention issues since so many people hated herThought of her as annoyingAndrew is her number 1 but when he wasn't around she went to her mother you can see that plenty of times yet Renee didn't give anything back disappointed in what was right there>Nick nameYou have to understand she can be simple at times, she likes to stay back in the past as Andy and Leyley. It wasn't harm she was pulling it was an accident.
>>562852278It's the Author (pbuh) punishing and making fun of the player because picking Questionable and then saying Never is kind of stupid.
>>562851854That... makes a lot of sense. Come to think of it that scene wasn't from Andrew's POV.
>>562852426Nta but what you're saying is essentially "she did do it but just excuse her bro she was sad"
>>562852154>PLAY THE FUCKING GAME!But I'm already a TCOAL fan. Do I really have to play the game?
>>562852593Well yeah of course, his jealousy has always been noted and he remembers each time>DouchebagSnaps his pencil and is about to rush on after>Gets a massage job and starts putting make up on to which Andrew goes in to see her doing after Renee tells him about the jobHe remembers that shit, so he hears"I'm going to meet the occultist guy"Walks in to her putting on makeup>WTF?>Last time she put on makeup it was for that stupid job
>>562851813>>562852176Truthnuke, only sibling breeding will bring about the perfectly stable yet powerful society that shall inherit the stars, as If All Men Were Brothers predicted.
>>562851854>>562852593I get angry at seeing women doing makeup by itself. Especially when you're about to go somewhere and they're hastily applying makeup while trying to get ready or tell everybody else to hurry up GOD bitch shut the FUCK up. I swear I don't hate women I just hate that sight of a woman becoming a clown in real time it's irritating.
>>562852823YES!
>>562852990Even without that I think he would be pissed, as would many non-Andrew men at their non-Ashley girlfriends.
>>562852408She'd probably cry and shitherself in the first day, then blame Andrew for her mistakes like the woman she is.
Love you, /calg/. Thank you for posting CoffinTunes. I added at least 15 songs to my playlist.
>>562852154>>562852823>>562853170What game? Wait, it's a game?
>>562852426>Andrew is her number 1 but when he wasn't around she went to her mother you can see that plenty of times yet Renee didn't give anything back disappointed in what was right thereThat doesn't make anything she did better, infact it makes it worse.Ashley being so keen on trying to be liked by a person that abuses Andrew is in itself an example of Ashley disregarding Andrew and showing her selfishness.>You have to understand she can be simple at times, she likes to stay back in the past as Andy and Leyley. It wasn't harm she was pulling it was an accident.Andrew made Ashley promise to stop with the Andy and Leyley shit right after nearly killing her, she was well aware that he took this seriously, and if she actually cared about his feelings she would've actually dropped the Andy stuff.She's unequivocally the worse sibling, Andrew hasn't put Ashley through a tenth of the shit she put him through.
>>562853223I would have to say no to that, as he would maybe be questioning why need make-up but then accept it but keep a close eye (jealousy) as she doesn't really do that for others.This is all just if she never did that with the massage job. Though i could be wrong since this burial andrew does seem possessive but i'll give him a small bit.
>>562849554>We like our sisters a lil' meatyIf my sister ever gets overweight or obese I will bully her into losing weight. I don't think she'd ever get fat though, she's an extremely picky eater.
I miss the shroomgraves
>>562850321>still making andrew a dindu
>>562849860>Do any of you want to have kids with your sister? Would your sister like to have kids?Yes to both
>>562853463>Showing her selfishnessWell yes, cause she's still got that little kid mind and the need for a bit of love which she seemed to expect from Renee at least a bit. She had some indifference it seems with the mother, and i can't blame her for being selfish there. She at least still recognized "Oh fuck, why did i do that? I broke the promise" which was kinda sad to see>Andrew made Ashley promise to stop with the Andy and Leyley shitYes but again, her own words were basically to try and tease a little for fun, cause to her it's just a nickname not comparable to killing another kid and hiding the body with blood promise to not talk.
>>562853849Nigga wtf does that have to do with what he said
>>562849554How long until we get a fat Ashley mod. Wonder what a good fat Ashley plot could be
>>562853849I think you read that wrong then cause he still basically saying his issues got tangled with hers.They both aren't dindu's
>>562849860>Do any of you want to have kids with your sister?No>Would your sister like to have kids?They have kids so probably
>>562850806>promises he hasn't broken even once
>>562851813>>562851813>>562849860Men only want one thing, and it's to start a family with their sister.
>ashley acts like leyley>"you see she's still leyley and hasn't grown out of her childhood persona">andrew acts like andy>"ugh this faggot i wish he dies so i can date ashley"
>>562853763I miss Onionley
>>562854061Ashley gets cursed into gaining 20 pounds. she finally gets an ass[spoiler[
>>562854121Wait did he not pay her back lol I don't remember
>>562851493>he still did prioritize her>>562851984>He literally did keep Ashley as his top priority>>562852154>he'd make Ashley his priority and he didWhy did he maintain a sham of a relationship that Ashley openly hated and did not want him to have if she was his top priority?And no, the fact that he bailed on his dates whenever she wanted is NOT a defense, it actually makes it worse. It proves that he never cared about the relationship. Yet, he chose to maintain it despite Ashley not wanting it. That is NOT keeping Ashley as his top priority, that's keeping his normalfaggot facade his top priority
>>ashley acts like leyley>>"you see she's still leyley and hasn't grown out of her childhood persona">>andrew acts like andy>>"ugh this faggot i wish he dies so i can date ashley"
>>562854403He did, when they were at the bus stop. I was just posting that because bringing Julia back into their lives doesn't scream "promises kept" to me
>>562854461Are you mocking me or calling me a chad
>>562854121Which promise did he supposedly break here? Regardless of what it might be, by this point Ashley already broke at least 2 promises she made to Andrew>don't call me Andy (she broke this one after promising not to do so multiple times mind you)>don't eat the campersAt this point Andrew has every right to disregard whatever promises he made to Ashley
>so i can date ashley
>>562854580Ay man he tried other people, even the police. He'd exhausted his options and Julia was literally his Hail Mary. Cut him some slack huh?
>Are you mocking me or calling me a chad>>562850806andrewyumeshits not taking the recent updates well i see
>>562854278I never put on weight until having kids and she gets a beer belly before her 30's
>>562854417PLAY THE FUCKING GAME RETARD ITS SPELLED OUT FOR YOU IN DECAY!>why did he keep up the relationship with JuliaAvoid RUMORSPretend normalcy!Made Julia look like Ashley>did not want him to haveThat wasn't apart of the promise you retard PLAY THE GAME he literally fucking talks about this in the promise!
>>562854778It's clearly a joke
>>562854706>Which promise did he supposedly break here?When Andrew agreed it would just be the two of them, then brought his ex back>>562854889>Avoid RUMORS>Pretend normalcy!aka NOT keeping Ashley his top priority. Literally what I said in my post>That wasn't apart of the promise you retardYeah, I didn't say it was
>>562854997Just this once, I wish I could rape people through the internet.
>>562854997You're literally retarded you and that faggot that think ashley was worse
>>562854417Ashley being his top priority doesn't mean being a slave to Ashley's desires, he is still his own person, and his relationship with Julia wasn't incompatible with the promise he made to leyley.
>>562854997>brought his ex backYeah, he had no choice >>562854806It's not like he wanted a quick easy fuck so she called the top flooze
>>562854997They hated this one, Boss. They have no argument against it
>>562855080>>562855081Not my fault you're wrong>>562855110That doesn't change the fact that, by putting his desire to be a normalfaggot above Ashley's desire for it to be just the two of them, she's not longer his top priority>being a slave to Ashley's desiresStop being absurd>>562855189>Yeah, he had no choiceOk? It's still a broken promise. That's the crux of the argument
You guys seem tense, how bout some coffee?>best part of waking up>is folgers in your cup
>>562854997>not keeping ashley in his top prioritySo if I cancel all plans with someone else for youBack out of friend activitiesLet my grades slip to hang with youWhat exactly did I do?
>>562855413its just andrew fangirls chimping out
>>562855431He could've broken up with her after the rumours died down and not keep cucking Ashley by fucking Julia
>>562855431Lol, I'm not required to only look at single instances. The moment Andrew went back and set up future plans, he broke the promise. The fact that he would readily drop them just proves what a spineless backpedaler he is. It's hardly a ringing endorsement
>>562855448No way fag, I posted that to dissuade (You)r crap
>>562855380>That doesn't change the fact that, by putting his desire to be a normalfaggot above Ashley's desire for it to be just the two of them, she's not longer his top priorityThat's literally being a slave to Ashley's desires, something Andrew did NOT promise.Ashley being his top priority means he puts her above other activities and always keeps her in mind, it doesn't mean she can tell him what he can and can't do.
What nationality are the Graves? Are they slavs, finnish, gypsy or something else? Are finnish girls as cute as Ashley?
>>562855841>Ashley being his top priority means he puts her above other activities and always keeps her in mindMaintaining a relationship neither Andrew nor Ashley actually want contradicts this
>>562855413>ASHLEY WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS>WHICH SPONSORSHIP DID YOU AGREE TO THIS TIME??>Shut up Andrew. Best part about waking up, is Folgers in your cup~~
>>562850806we already came to the conclusion andrew was and is a fag during the last 5 threads bro
>>562855950>What nationality are the Graves?A fictional country where the people are anglo and the place is a post-soviet collapse eastern european shithole
>>562855950I personally like the Gaelic thing we have going on here>Northern Europe>Rennee is pronounced Renny>Sister's name is Connie>Douglas is a Scottish name>Black hair with pale skin and light eyes>Keeping it in the familySeems pretty insular Celtic to me.
>>562855983>Maintaining a relationship neither Andrew nor Ashley actually want contradicts thisIt doesn't, being with Julia is just another activity Andrew does besides being with Ashley, same as studying or other things, the type of activity he does is irrelevant as long as he comes to Ashley when she calls for him, which he did.
>>562855950Anglo, probably English or Scots
>>562855950>Are finnish girls as cute as Ashley?finnish people are like a bad mix of asians and nords
>>562856013You mean you spammed it
>>562856452>the type of activity he does is irrelevant as long as he comes to Ashley when she calls for him, which he did.This is just absurd, the type of activity is obviously relevant. If he was doing heroin, Ashley asked him to stop, and he refused, would you still argue that Andrew was putting Ashley first?
>>562855668What does that have to do with anything i said though? Or even the promise?It does not mean she wasn't his main priority, never breaking the promise as he literally say "There would be others around" She keeps her mouth shut about nina, he keeps her as his priority. The issue about other stuff you're trying to bring up with by going 'well he should've broken up with Julia and got with Ashley' that has to due to their miscommunication, he didn't break any promises with the oath... the funny thing is i haven't even needed to use the defense that the oath was broken anyway the second Ashley talked about nina to Renee. Like i had said to the other tard trying to downplay ashley as bad was giving reasons why she did it and why it was awful it happened.>>562855710Anon, his promise was prioritizing her at the top of his list. Not saying he wouldn't have another person or people around. Setting up future plans is not a broken promise of it either, literally how?
>>562856003Ashley basically made a deal with the Devil...what's next, promoting Micro$it? Promoting getting the vaccine?
>>562856583yes, everyone that posts what you dont like is one person sister
>>562856513Nemlei is a good mix of cat... and blue?
>>562854268>I cooked her
>>562856602>Setting up future plans is not a broken promise of it either, literally how?He knows that Ashley doesn't want him to date her friends, he's known that since Nina. Ignoring that to pursue his goal of being a normalfaggot is the definition of putting Ashley second. Andrew cares more about appearing like a normalfaggot than Ashley. That's true all the way through until SnS. It's WHY she sleeps with him. The game spells it out for you
>>562855413Folgers is good though
>>562856596>would you still argue that Andrew was putting Ashley first?Yes? Andrew continously smoking cigarettes despite Ashley hating it and wanting him to stop isn't an example of him breaking the promise, on a fundamental level changing cigarettes with heroin won't change anything about the situation.
>>562856202I wonder if Nemlei lives in a post-soviet eastern european shithole given how experienced she seems to be with such places.>>562856294Slav women >>>>>> Aryan women I have to admit.
>>562856714You (plural)
>>562856929Newfag-kun, I...
/calg/, I grow tired of proving the Graves' Finnishness...someone please take the reins.In Coffinland they:>Take their shoes off indoors>Have high cheakbones>Tune in to televangelists>Had a Satanic panic in the 90's>Have slot machines at gas stations>Can walk into people's backyard from the sidewalk>Have a government-run job seeker agency that is called the "unemployment office">Are a European country that actually has suburbia>Divine their future spouses during Midsummer by dropping flowers into water>Have placenames like Bumfucknowhere National Park (see pic related to see what I mean)
>>562856602>What does that have to do with anything i said though? Or even the promise?>It does not mean she wasn't his main priority, never breaking the promise as he literally say "There would be others around" She keeps her mouth shut about nina, he keeps her as his priority. The issue about other stuff you're trying to bring up with by going 'well he should've broken up with Julia and got with Ashley' that has to due to their miscommunication, he didn't break any promises with the oath... the funny thing is i haven't even needed to use the defense that the oath was broken anyway the second Ashley talked about nina to Renee. Like i had said to the other tard trying to downplay ashley as bad was giving reasons why she did it and why it was awful it happened.If you're going strictly by the oath then do have to admit you're right in that he technically didn't break it. However, he did kind of break it "in spirit" if that makes sense. Ashley wanted or always thought that he meant no hussies, he also deep down truly desired her. So yeah you're right but still doesn't make what he did all that cool.
>>562856929>I wonder if Nemlei lives in a post-soviet eastern european shitholeFUCKING NEWFAGS
>>562849554Where did fat Ashley even come from as an idea. Isn't one of the earliest points made that they're both half starved to death in their apartment hence why they eat the neighbor?
>>562810118>but ultimately what she did is (in my opinion) the most disgusting and reprehensible thing of any character aside from arguably the surgeonlol wutLeaving 20yo leeches behind is worse than murdering a innocent family?
>>562857319You can't know a fetish when you see it anon?
>>562857319It all started with this CG from episode 2 that obscured Ashley's figure enough that you could read her as fat.
>>562856923At this point, you're arguing that the activity doesn't matter AND that Andrew continuing to do it despite Ashley not wanting him to doesn't matter. That's just ridiculous. Putting someone else first OBVIOUSLY means doing things you don't want to do in order to make them happy. Otherwise, what could it mean? If you only do things for another person when you want to, you're still putting yourself first.
>>562857035>>562857239Yeah yeah, she's finnish so what? That doesn't make it a shithole. If it gave us Coffin and Stellaris, I'm surprised its not considered a major world power
>fags are unironically arguing that Andrew dindu nuffin and Ashley is the only evil oneThis is why i don't like women in my hobbies.
>>562856908>Dating a friend despite cancelling everything with them for someone else you're prioritizing is breaking the promiseRetarded logic>Ignoring that to pursue his goal of being a normalfaggot is the definition of putting Ashley secondIt literally gets pushed to second considering Julia and her sister still thinks hes getting it on with Ashley, literally putting her sister above his way of pretending to be normal.>Andrew cares about appearing like a normalfaggot Aw jee wizz! It's almost like them having fucked childhoods is a big part of why they both are like this! Yet despite his insistance on trying to be "normal" he goes right to Ashley when she calls, thinks of her, pretends to have nightmares to have her in his bed
>>562857343>reduces our heroes to 20yo leechesNothing you say can be valid
>>562857058Graves is an Anglo surname and nearly all the cast have Anglo fornames:>Andrew - Anglo>Ashley - Anglicized >Renee - Anglicized>Douglas - Anglo-Scottish>Julia - Anglicized>Rebecca - Anglicized>Also some of the character's colouring is more typical in the UK than Finland
>>562857343>murdering a innocent family Triangles.>but they're-They will NEVER be people.
>>562857523Finland is neither post-Soviet nor Eastern European.
>>562857628They are literal adults.Renee was a shit mom that's undeniable but her logic here is sound and she isnt ''the most disgusting and reprehensible'' by a mile
>>562857201Okay if you wanna say in spirit, thats a bit different and i'll take you up on that in a way. But my main point was always sticking to the oath which he never broke.>Ashley wanted or always thought that he meant no hussiesThis comes off again as miscommunication between the two it's something she's thinking he means while he says "There will still be others around" very big key between these two.>Doesn't make what he did coolnever said it did never at all, it's not a cool thing just didn't break the oath
>>562857628That's why I state leaving Ashley to her massage parlor job was the responsible thing to do. Let the kid learn to fend for herself and earn her money.>>562857768You again? Its pretty stupid, we never see Andrew sipping tea or even enjoying it at that. More likely he's descendant of Nords and chad barbarians
>>562857561>literally putting her sister above his way of pretending to be normal.So why didn't he break up with her? If Andrew was "putting Ashley above his way of pretending to be normal.", why didn't he break up with Julia? You're contradicting yourself>Aw jee wizz! It's almost like them having fucked childhoods is a big part of why they both are like this! This is a justification for him breaking the promise, not an argument that he kept it>he goes right to Ashley when she calls, thinks of her, Sure, he doesn't totally neglect her, that was never the claim. But he doesn't put her first>pretends to have nightmares to have her in his bedHe does that for himself
>>562857523The point is you should lurk for a million years
>>562856929>Slav women >>>>>> Aryan women I have to admit.Physically no but in spirit yes
>>562857838Exactly why I wonder if Nem ever lived there. She seems to have experience with those places. Maybe she moved or spent her childhood in a panelak. She seems to understand the issues of lots of people living in cramped spaces really well, almost from experience.>>562857989Make me, faggot.
>>562857561You're a fucking retard. Andrew never put Ashley as his priority, his priority was always himself.
Bored so I will start posting kissu art
>>562857628>jobless bumsIs she wrong?
>>562857927>You again?NTA, you don't need to be a tea drinker to be Anglo. Anglo-Saxons are literally the og barbarians and are more racially Nordic (they are Germanic after all) than Finns who are mixed with mongoloids.
>>562857501>what could it mean?It means Andrew doing things with Ashley when she calls for him, potentially abandoning any other activity he could be doing in that moment, and it also means not abandoning Ashley.You seem to believe that some part of Andrew's promise gives Ashley the right to dictate what "other activities" Andrew can partake him whenever he's not with her, but no part of his promise to her even implies that.
>>562858289>Finns who are mixed with mongoloidsRetard.
>>562858142>every detail in fiction must be why the author experienced it first handWhy is this thread so filled with newfags
>>562857998>Physically no but in spirit yesI argue physically too. German women look like potatoes particularly when age sets in. Slav women retain their good looks and are really sexy>>562858209Best kind of art. Ashley is an amazing girl and I would kill for a girlfriend like her.Shotgun wedding!
Andrew should've become an electrician or a welder, he could've made enough money to get him and Ashley a place.
>>562858378Un4chanateleyley discussions are a sign of new people round these parts. Tis what it is.
>>562858306>it also means not abandoning Ashley.Which running off with some hussy is>You seem to believe that some part of Andrew's promise gives Ashley the right to dictate what "other activities" Andrew can partake him whenever he's not with herAnon, that is what it means to put other first. Putting others first means you give up the things you want to do in order to make the other person happy. Andrew refusing to stop smoking is him putting smoking above Ashley. Him refusing to break up with Julia is him putting his desire to appear normal above Ashley
>>562858610No its not
>>562858509Nah, he should have been a LAWYER! Even though that's such a jewish profession, perhaps there is some truth to them being jewish on Reenee's side
>>562858438>I argue physically too. German women look like potatoes particularly when age sets in. Slav women retain their good looks and are really sexyMm, depends on your preferences perhaps? Slavic Women are bit fatter and more curvy whereas Nordic Women are leaner and have prettier faces.
>>562858693Are lawyers in Finland even paid well?
>>562857973>Why didn't he break up with Julia?Cause it's not apart of prioritizing. I can have other friends, but you? I still come running on back when you need me. I don't have to dump my friends (but they will sure as shit dump me after ditching them anyway for you)>This is a justification for him breaking the promiseit literally isn't but okay it's showing you they both can't fucking communicate but alright >Sure, he doesn't totally neglect her, that was never the claimwhat you're arguing is something else anon, priority is putting or arranging whatever to first. So he can go out and hang with a friend, but if Ashley calls and he heads out? He put her first, ditched hanging out to go to her.>He does that for himselfHe does it for himself because he's always wanting her first and foremost, almost like... he's prioritizing her ahead of other stuff?
>>562858683>new content>new people>new discussionTis simple
>Andrew continued dating Julia despite all parts envolved extremely miserable, left Julia alone to creep on Ashley, forced Julia to style her hair like Ashley's when he fucked her and slept over while Ashley was alone at home because Ashley was his top priority>totally isnt he prioritizing himself and his pervert tendencies, no sir>andrew dindu nuffin ashley le bad!!! i could le fix him!!
>>562858509Tradies are slept on, nearly any skilled trade in Australia can clear 120-200k AUD a year by going into mining or EBA work.
>>562858593>Why the fuck do you think they speak a Finno-Ugric language?That question assumes that Uralic languages are chinky, when they're not. The Uralic languages come from the same place as the Indo-European languages: the steppe.
>>562858873Aryan women do indeed look round-ish whereas American and Russian women have the supermodel looks (but American women ruin them with all the fat they consume). Eastern European women look slav too, but less so. Ashley's raven hair and pale skin looks don't look eastern european though
>>562858961New people is the result of not gatekeeping, you're most likely a reddit tourist yourself.
Whateva niggas gonna nig to attack Andrew or AshleyTake a stickley
>>562858902>Cause it's not apart of prioritizingIt is when the person you're prioritizing doesn't want you to date Julia. That's the central flaw that sinks the rest of your post too. You keep talking in the abstract when it comes to friendships and activities. But we know that Ashley explicitly does not want Andrew to date Julia. He is actively doing things Ashley doesn't want him to, and he's doing it because he cares more about doing those things than making Ashley happy
>>562858681>Which running off with some hussy isWhich he never did, as he came to Ashley when she called for him.>Anon, that is what it means to put other first.That's the broadest possible interpretation of putting others first, essentiall being a slave to another's desires.it's clear from the way Andy talked of the oath, making it clear to leyley that others would around, that what he promised to her was much more narrow, something much closer to what I said in the previous post, very time specific and not at all infringing on his other activities outside of Ashley time.
>>562858991Our heroes both dindu nuffin, I'm not any of the guys you're arguing with but this is the truth.
>>562848534>>562859131Stickley!
>>562857998Both slavic and nord women are ugly as shit
>>562859131>>562859370You guys took so long : (
>>562859118>muh redditCry lol yeah
>>562859314Our heroes did, indeed, du sumfin, but ultimately the story is about how they hurt each other. Ashley usually gets more leeway because she's a woman, so it's kind of expected she'd be a fairly self-absorbed retard, and even then she's better than many. The more relevant heuristic is that anybody who puts sole blame on one or the other is a shitposter.
>>562859576Thanks for proving my point, newtranny
>>562859295>Which he never did, as he came to Ashley when she called for him.We're going in circles here. You know that Ashley didn't want Andrew to ever spend time with Julia, you know that he did it anyway, yet you're saying that it's actually putting Ashley first because he would go when Ashley asked, despite him knowing that Ashley didn't want him there at all. It's inane>That's the broadest possible interpretation of putting others firstIt is the logical one. Your definition of putting someone else first allows you to do things that the other person doesn't want you to. That's just nonsensical. Putting someone else first means they're FIRST.
>>562859442>nord women are ugly basic etc>the most coveted women on the planetkek
To the promise discussion niggas i can end thisAshley broke the promise first telling about ninaAndrew broke it way after dating the husseyWe done?
>>562859442>Both slavic and nord women are ugly as shitAre you fucking brown or something?
Too fast aiiieee
>>562859667>>the most coveted women on the planetwow!!!>most people in the world are brown>browns worship anything with a pussy and blonde hairDoesn't change the fact nordic women are ugly as shit and other parts of Europe are much better but please be my guest and keep worshipping them, more for me
>>562859768WE WILL GO FASTER BITCH
>>562859146Truly the comfiest community in the net. Reminds me of the Invader Zim one where people are closely knit. In fact I like how Andrew and Ashley live in an ironic dystopia pretty much like Zim's>>562858873>>562859082Is there any chart with all the possible nationalities and blood types? I want to know further
>>562859641Nope, dindu anyfin. Morality doesn't apply to things I support.
>>562859963Girls love!
>>562860040>you probably think this is hot>posts attractive womanI fucking hate post-update threads
This argument about correct interpretations of the oath is literally the main conflict between teendrew and teenshley
>>562859963Don't reply to me faggot
>>562860127Thanks for proving my point>I fucking hate post-update threadsI hate post-chapter 2 threads because they are full of newfags
>>562860153I don't see the contradiction Desu+CShe fucked up in raising messed up kids, but was a saint for not kicking them out or turning them in to the police
>>562860231>they are full of newfagsI agree, you should leave.
>>562860308>Even if they weren't we should be practicing in-group bias to preserve our peoplelol>>562860369I will, this thread sucks
>>562860471>I will, this thread sucksSee you next update you whiny faggot, the more of you tourists leave the faster we can get back to slow /calg/
>>562860139Yet another case of miscommunication kills! I wonder if they'll reach a somewhat happy end in cliffhanger>>562860217
>>562860331It's how she tries talking to them on their own with andrew it's trying to be sentimental thinking that'll get him to call this off, with ashley it's defending herself that she was an angel who did nothing wrong.
>>562859586>>562860580Nobody cares, this is a video game genny
>>562860567>you tourists you're literally a self admitted redditor>the faster we can get back to slow /calg/you mean the blogposting circlejerk with 0 discussion of the game
>>562860706>you're literally a self admitted redditorOh really, would you care to point out where I said that?>you mean the blogposting circlejerk with 0 discussion of the game>He says, when he's not talking about the game and instead whining about how attractive white women aren't attractive
>>562860648Honestly, anon, I was trying too hard. Renee was being manipulative there. I didn't mean it
>>562860580>Lol, that's just bait. Any patriotic Swede would give his life to defend Finland in a war.I mean sure yeah, outside of language they aren't. I concede but they still aren't as Nordic as Anglo-Saxons, Finns tend to cluster between Scandinavians and Balts/North-East Slavs or just more northern-shifted than Balts.
>>562860706I was the one you called a redditor and I'm not one, I just don't care about your seethe.
WHY IS IT POSSIBLE TO MAKE A CALL TO THE MOON BUT MY INTERNET CONTINUES TO BE SHIT?!?>>562860860it's okay i forgive you ;)
>>562860038His hand is drowning in that sisthigh...
>>562861006>WHY IS IT POSSIBLE TO MAKE A CALL TO THE MOON BUT MY INTERNET CONTINUES TO BE SHIT?!?You want to pay NASA's phone bill?
>>562860986That isn't me, but i's not like it would matter because you'd make up a million excuses. Also, you're still not talking about the game.
>>562860471>lolNo rebuttal because its true nigga, how do you think Jews survived for 2000 years with no state? Its cause they are extremely loyal to their culture and people.
>>562861082No the internet should be free and FASTER! We can call the moon i KNOW it's possible damnit!
>>562859661Oh my fucking god, go back to /his/, seeing haploautists retards here was never in my bingo.
>>562860986>herehere >>562860989
>>562860580>>562859586>>562859082>>562859095>all this fanfiction nonsense>>>/his/
>>562861136>how do you think Jews survived for 2000 years with no state?By making their religion matrilineal and outbreeding everywhere in the planet
I like talking to newbros, keep them around
>>562860986>slavs arent white and nords are not the only white group you retard, trying too hard to fit in PabloSlavs aren't Nordic but they are closer to us than Meds or any other people
>>562861496It makes sense when you realize meds were the ones that built Europe
>we wuz
>>562861443>By making their religion matrilineal and outbreeding everywhere in the planetYeah but you don't survive 2000 years with no state without practicing endogamy. Ashkenazis still cluster more closely with other West Eurasians in the Levant than the Europeans that they lived among parasitically for centuries.
>>562861698?
>>562861456i like em>>562861698a society!
>>562861796A lot of we wuzzery going on in this thread
>>562861496The History of the human race it's all fiction retard, reality only exist in the mind and nowhere else, all that is irrelevant.
>>562861616Yeah but that was a long time ago, the last time I can remember meds were serious was when the Habsburg (a Nordic dynasty) ruled Spain.
>>562861425Wrong reply, meant >>562859586 retard, and others too, go back to your containment board.
>>562859661This discussion is going in circles, we'll agree to disagree anon.
I'm so retarded, can someone clue me in on whats being talked about?
American southern white girls and japanese/koren girls are the hottest in the planet
>>562861926Alright Andy...
>>562862005If you're going to keep having a sook than change the discussion, bring up something interesting or relevant. All I'm doing is replying to other anons who brought it up first.
>>562862095Leyley should milk me dry
>>562862221If you had hit quads maybe... but nope not happening
>>562861997>we wuz meds n shiet
>>562862095Nothing relevant. I'm just posting images until they stop.>>562862128We all know who the prettiest girls are
>>562862280I want to believe
>>562862331I'm not a med
okayokay i read upAshley broke the promise first so promise doesn't exist anymore so he can't break the promise if it's been broken already
>>562862540>dindu
>>562862627I have a black andrew somewhere for this
>>562862128>American southern white girlsOnly when they're not fat, coalburners, or both, which is a phenomenon unknown to modern science
>>562862540>little girl breaks promise years and years ago>this gives me, an adult with actual agency and several orders of magnitude better decision-making abilities the right to do whatever I wantdindu nuffin
>>562862448What do you mean you're not a Med? Take your meds.
>>562862718Yes i guess idontknow i dont care
>>562862627Das rite!
>>562862540Andrew needed to have sex with someone in order to be with Ashley, otherwise she would have gotten the ick for being a dirty loser incel freak. >but anon, everyone's a virgin at one p-Not my problem. Women make no sense.
>>562862978Man, we're really going all-out today, huh?
>>562862193Did you ever read any haplo thread on /his/? I'm just warning you, this discussion will quickly turn into monkeys throwing shit at each other, calling each other nafris, Moroccansz Italians, retards doing DNA tests on Greeks to figure out when they supposedly got raped by Turks, and vice versa, etc. Absolute insanity.
>>562862978Yup! that's it... i think i don't know honestly i just gave my thoughts and i dont care if right or wro ng
>>562863030Why Ashley kinda cute with a hook in her mouth
Since Andrew is an absolute coper who who subsists entirely on projection, does that mean Andrew's comments on oral sex here reflect he himself being awful at oral?
>>562863078No I've only lurked /his/ and some other boards a little, this is the only one I'm active in.
>>562862684>>562862718I don't know why it's such an issue for you guys. No matter what either of our heroes do, I would never accuse them. If they treat each other very badly, I would think upon the CANON route trust the plan and only care about that version of them. If it's something done in the past without relation to any route, I would rejoice on the fact that they will be redeemed in the CANON and GOOD route anyway. O ye of little faith, trustest thou not in Nemlei?
>>562863030Chad ominem. Andrew knew what was the deal. Nemlei wrote the only confirmed virgin MC on her cycle of novels as a neet incel loser, and the rest as sexy dark hearted anti heroes. It's obvious, Nemlei knows how it is.
>>562863338He has never gone down on Julia so yeah, probably.
We need more newfags
>>562863338I honestly think Andrew would be great at sucking cock
>finally slowed downThe only thing I pride myself in in this general, is that I post cute pictures when shit hits the fan. Now bye, I am busy.Kiss the sis.
>>562864004He is a bit of a faggot sometimes
>>562864004Andrew makes a clicking sound when he sucks dick
>>562863945I just wish they'd lurk the fuck moar
>Acting like Andrew would be sucking cock>When the guy would be sucking his cock insteadHe has the bigger PP for a reason
Anons... I have no space left on my phone to save more images from /kalj/ and elsewhere. Almost all of my gallery is Coffin, I have no space left for pictures of my fucking family. What will I do when there's no space left? I dread the day.
>>562862684When i traveled to America a friend brought me to some kind of mud redneck party in Indiana where it was full of hotties and there was no blacks around, i wish i was american trailer trash and not a autistic frenchman
>>562864282>phone
>>562852426This has to be bait.
>>562864224The douchebag calls Andrew a sissy and Ashley calls him a cocksucker. Nemlei craves this naughty twink getting his comeuppance and getting a fat cock rammed into his inviting boycunt.
>>562864282fuck your family (figuratively)
>>562864325Yeah I wouldn't wish for anyone to be French either
>>562864325Trailer treasure is the true heart of America
SPIDERMANDY
>>562864224Anon, the bottom having a big cock is what makes it cute
>>562864004>>562864224Andrew already knows all the ins and outs of dick sucking
>>562864424>Douchebag who calls andrew a sissyAndrew still has the bigger PP>Ashley calls him a cocksuckerYet she was still choking on his big PP
>hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is Nemlei but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^…"
>>562864282fuck your family (literally)
>>562864330So that I can post here and be with /calg/ every hour of the day! Isn't that awesome Anondy?
>>562864556In SnS, Andrew taught Ashley how to kissIn Burial, he will teach her how to suck cock
Sex. With sisters.
>>562864282Stop being a phone nigger and start using a computer, retard
>>562864538This, you're meant to have a hung twink jerking himself off as he's sucking a cock. I'm not even gay but I can conceptualize what is thematically appropriate for literature, and it's Andrew sucking a penis.
>>562864538The one with a bigger PP BELONGS ON TOP damnit>>562864556Andrew took charge in SnS with a lot, he doesn't suck cock the other one does!
>>562864570The bigger the PP the bigger the bottom
>>562864430Hey!>>562864639Okay.
>>562864752This guy gets it>I'm not even gayOf course not, this is all just being logical>>562864790>The one with a bigger PP BELONGS ON TOP damnitNo way fag. The bottom has to have a big dick because it drives home that the reason he's bottoming isn't because he has a small cock but because he really is an emasculated girly-boy cocksucking faggot
>>562864903Bigger PPs are the ones in charge! They wanna pound that asshole? They can and will!They wanna bulge that throat? They can and will!Tell me do you want the smaller one inside? or the bigger one?
>>562864639Andrew is too much of a cocksucking faggot to do this
>gays aren't degenerate freaks, they're just normal people who happen to be attracted to the same sex!
>>562865067You can say all you want about andrew being a girly sissy boy whatever, but when it comes to sex and whoever has the bigger penis gets to go to pound town with the other! I'd argue he's a switch
>>562865231Only fags say this. Homosexuality needs to be illegal.
To think I could take a day off...
>>562865089See >>562864752Hes rightAndrew is even already very feminine looking too
>>562865379read >>562865253 he's more of a switch but he's taking their ass first before they take him
>>562865253>I'd argue he's a switchOh absolutely, I didn't mean to imply that he was a full-time bottom. I was moreso saying that I could definitely see him bottoming, even though he has a big cock.
>>562865231I hate faggot hours.
>>562865307its disgusting but how can you criminalize people having sex in private? As long as its not in public, I don't give a shit.
>>562864903>>562864424>>562864538>>562864752Look, think about it from the fujo's perspective. What does Nemlei like? Boys getting fucked in the ass, or at the very least boys sucking cock. Nemlei or any fujo cannot however see how big the cock is if it's occluded by the bottom's mouth or asshole; all Nemlei needs in order to be satisfied is for there to be a cock inside the bottom, because once it's inside, it makes no difference to Nemlei how big ilthe effectively invisible penis is. This leaves the bottom, whose penis is not occluded. Nemlei wants to see a big cock, and the bottom's unoccluded cock is therefore the most ideal candidate for a visibly big cock. Since Nemlei has confirmed that Andrew has a big PP, this logically means in fujo ideology that he should be stroking his huge dick while sucking cock.
>>562864790I want to date cute cultist girl.
>>562865553Not him but the homos here can pull a train all they want at home, I just wish there was a button to send them to a designated spot for them.
>>562865517It's always faggot hours
>>562864703>Burial, he will teach her how to suck cockIts called Burial because he will bury something down Ashley's shitpipe alright!
went from>Oath promise break blame either of the two charactersto>/HIS/ somehownow>Faggot hoursvery fun.....
>>562865468I can agree with that>>562865231>>562865307>>562865517Fujoshi developer
>>562865231I'm not even gay, I'm just able to get a read on fujos.
>>562865553This is in public.
>>562865731Nemlei suffered an ego death and abandoned Fujoism
>>562865659Well said
>>562865826>nemlei>>>>>>>>>>abandoned fujoismShe added Friend B and made sure to imply Andrew ate cum as a prank at some point
I hate this idea that Andrew being a twink means he can't be a deviant rapist. Andrew is absolute misogynymaxing maledom and he'll suck no cocks because that would take time away from degrading women.
I bet douglas took it up the ass in school like Andrew probably did
>>562865696Today was bad... It had started out as slow /calg/ too.
>>562865974>made sure to imply Andrew ate cum as a prank at some pointShe didn't
Julia isnt sloppy seconds because andrew never dares to have sex with her raw
>>562865621>Nemlei or any fujo cannot however see how big the cock is if it's occluded by the bottom's mouth or asshole;Have you never heard of throat/belly bulges? All men in porn should have big cocks because nobody likes small cocks
>>562865982>misogynymaxing maledomAndrew views Julia as a glorified gloryhole and wants to break her teeth, he's built for maledom fantasies that turn every women into a wet puddle
>>562865982Andrew is actually a hardcore mysandrist with mommy issues. Ashley is the misoginistic one.
>>562865996Reknee 100% pegs him
>>562865996Wait! Thats actually something, was douglas gay too at one point? I could see it
>>562865974>added maleOmg gurl I hadn't noticed she added sprites for the Surgeon and Mr Graves and Nina's dad too!! AAAAHHH, they're all gonna FUCK
>>562866257 Andrew and Ashley both hate women
>>562866210>Andrew views Julia as a glorified gloryhole and wants to break her teeth, he's built for maledom fantasies that turn every women into a wet puddleThis>>562866257>Andrew is actually a hardcore mysandrist with mommy issues. Ashley is the misoginistic one.THIS!Andrew is an amazing multifaceted character who inspires discussion even now. Also its true, Ashley is the one who acts most misoginistic of the two in a fun way
>>562865996>>562866276Douglas was a bad boy when he was younger. However, Renny does peg him
>>562866294This but unironically>>562866182read Asanagi doujinshi
>>562866136Julia is a jew equivalent in coffinland that practices the coffinland equivalent of kabballah and his new boyfriend it's actually a cultist part of the Six Eyes LU sect. She will die in burial.
>>562866373I see, though he could still have sucked a cock at least once before meeting renee, might have admitted it to her and now she pegs him.
>>562866336No wonder they're literally me
>>562865982>>562866210>my self insert is super cool and manly okay You boys are more insecure than Andrew
>>562866360Even the way you type is gay. Not disagreeing with you on anything, just wanted to point out.
Ashley is actually the only Nemleiverse character who DOESN'T like boys. However, she loves Andrew despite that
>>562866610in fairness the second post isn't wrong as he does want to smash Julia's teeth in, andrew is sort of a twink and insecure but he does like being very abusive....
>>562866482>julia will die in two more weeksI remember that bit from before Decay came out too
Post old fanart or something fgs
I just discovered infinite goon material
>it's back
>>562866746Needs cock correction
>>562866759>Julia isn't coming back>play the game "you'll never see her again">if she's coming back, it's only to dieI remember being told that so many times. Turns out, I was fucking RIGHT and those faggots had such egg on their face
>>562866210Andrew had to act that way to have his way with her, so he could have a chance with Ashley. He's not the psychopath kind, but more of the sociopath street smarts type. You have to treat women like dogs if you want to have a chance (the other half of the deal is either being attractive, having money, or having a cock of the size of totem pole).
>>562866916Ashley? YesAndrew? Also yes
>Who the fuck are you people?>I thought I hired goons.
>>562866907>from reddit
>>562867046>We're talking about sucking and taking cock! Wanna join boss?
>>562867046Fucking LMAO
>>562866969Many such cases fellow JuliaSCHOLARI still cant believe not only Julia came back and lived but also finessed the shit out of them
>>562867046>Ohhhh...>I thought you said to look for some Gooners
>>562867303I just want to preserve her smile. Also Total Fag Death but that's besides the point.
>>562867046You can't get good help these days.
>>562866986so true
>>562866294Fujos really have fallen... I'll tell you that back in my day, the fujos were an elite race. Back in the decentralised internet, you'd log onto a Final Fantasy forum and click on the fanfiction board, only to be met with countless shut-in schizophrenics in your city obsessed with homoerotica about Final Fantasy VII over 10 years after it came out. As you click on one of their profiles, you will see a post history consisting almost entirely of horrific, nightmare-inducing descriptions Cloud Strife and Vincent Valentine partaking in anal sex. And nevertheless, you'd PM one of them (the kids say "DM" now) to say:>Hey, I read some of your gay fanfiction and it was pretty good. But I reckon we could make it a little less fictional. And a little less gay.Then you two millennial nerds would have fallen in love, having many children in the years ahead. This is most likely how Nemlei and Kit9 met, which is why it's a crying shame that the modern fujo is by far the most entitled form of woman in recorded history. The modern fujo delusionally believes their crack ships are canon, and will start harassment campaigns against authors for not canonising their retarded ships. Do better, fujos.
>>562866969>>562867437I can't wait for her to get souped
>>562867046Wanted a summoning circle but got a circlejerk instead
why everyone says douglas got peggedits obvious renee was into rope play while getting dicked down by him
>>562867046
>>562867834Why is Ashley's fupa half her body mass?
>>562867720I think you can
>>562867834That is not Ashley that is some mutation of her
>>562867437The truth was clear for those with eyes too see. There are some people ITT who care more about interpreting the game through "being a real /calg/arian" than what the game itself is showing. Oh man, SO many times they called me a Redditor or a secondary or this or that and I was fucking RIGHT all along because I understand this game better than any of them could ever HOPE. God it felt so fucking good>>562867720Funny, I don't have to wait for Ashley to get cleavered
>>562867876Latin American artistic conventions.
I wish I could just let /calg/ go and live my life but I can't
>>562868005Julia may still get killed in burial since Andrew is not holding back at all in that but she is safe in Decay
>>562868005>cleaveredThe correct past participle is (Nerdrew was shoved into a locker before he could finish explaining)
>>562866482Julia is Christian and spoilers Nemlei modeled her new bf based on yours truly
>>562868273by Lynn
>>562868308Julia's new boyfriend is Inkyink and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.
Did you remember to hug your sister today anon?
>>562868263>Julia may still get killed in burialNope, not feelin' it. Julia will live forever>>562868308>Nemlei modeled her new bf based on yours trulyI made this post
>>562868582She keeps asking me to but i cant be bothered
>>562868582If I'm remembering the Anons correctly, I think the guy who started this pasta had since moved in with his sister.
Did you remember to fugg your sister today anon?
>>562868582She isn't really the touchy, feely type but she'd probably let me
>>562868582No, she had work this morning and then got mad at me when she got back because the front door was locked. However, she didn't have her usual full on meltdown this time and instead seemed kinda annoyed but also kinda like she was joking. I couldn't get a read on it
>>562867665PM makes me think of PMS
>>562868005I also always had a seething tard on my back when i posted how Julia would liveSince the update it feels the retard either fucked off or calmed down>>562868263I think Julia will only appear in some kind of post-ending aftermath
Starting to worry that decay was lightning in a bottle and that the story will never be that good again
>>562868704Praise be!
I miss her
>>562868790I did!
>>562866680Which is why Ashley a best and andrew a shit
Just raped my brother, AMA
>>562866680Not true, Jane has been scissoring with Julia ever since Episode 1.
>>562868790Girls are so lucky...
>>562869434Tits or GTFO
>Ashley best this>Andrew best that>Julia>Reneefuck all them, will my nigga LU get a win and destroy everyone?
>>562869434You're welcome.
>>562869565Someone post that art of LU as a hot girl
>>562869565By the help of Our Heroes, yes.There is nothing good without Our Heroes. Everything is bad without Our Heroes.
>>562869434>bigboosEVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH
>>562868871Man why so many anons have sisters that are cunts or such moody bitches
Just woke up to check this thread. Did some fucking discord explode?
>>562869726Lord Unknown WILL explore Andrew's bussy with his tentacles, trust the plan
>>562869537>>562869780Jane putting Julian in a chastity cage then tying a leash to it and walking him around the house by his balls.Nothing more, just that
>>562869920Ashley is illiterate, it's in character.
>>562869640Hey, I'm not faceless, that's my butt.
>>562867720In Burual insane Andrew will become more and more amoral while Ashley will humanize herself until it ends with Andrew serving Julia's severed head to a horrified Ashley in a silver platter
>>562870302Poor Julian, does Jane even let him out of the cage?
boy, this andy fella sounds like a real jerk
>>562871142Of course she does, she bathes him daily. However, she makes sure he doesn't touch his peepee during the bath. That is strictly forbidden
>>562870894>AmoralAll according to the plan.
>>562871008Lol I remember this
>>562871268>That boi ain't right...>But he's still my grandson and can work in my company>I don't care what the other employees think!Why was he such a great grandfather?
>>562875712>great-grandfatherBut isn't he Dad's dad? I thought you added "great" when it was your grandpa's dad..
>>562876030>That girl ain't right either...
>>562875523
>>562876358
>>562876474kek'd
>>562876582Großschwester Reich
>>562876582I remember these were being posted often in these threads in olden times
>>562876989
>>562876358>>562876474>>562877576>>562877802A true daughter of the reich.
>>562876865Andy, what did you do?!
>>562877802>lebensbornThis is what we should do for the Delphic Revolution. Establish parenthood centers for siblings and communes for them to live with other delphic people. They will live happily and away from the normal outbreeding masses and even when they outbreed (to keep the cycle safe) their children will grow up with others' children like siblings. Oh how clear is the sketches to build Paradise but so few see it...
>>562877576>pressed edelweissi kinda hope that i can pick and press my own if i ever get to visit the alps
>>562878191Oh yeah the ants will LOVE reading this...
>>562878414>phonefag casually outs himself
>>562878414>phonetards
>>562878414
>>562878258In the epilogue (unlocked after you get the canon and true ending© and collect all the stars and all the hearts in the entire game) the Graves siblings will start the first delphic commune. My racial kinship with Nemlei (Kurdish) tells me this just trust me bro.
>>562878191Well apparently he got beat to death by some Poles, probably not brutal enough given what he had done
>>562848053does she really have a fat butt like this in the game? if so I might play this tranny shit
>>562878476>>562878520>>562878569I'm not on my phone, I just thought it would be funny...If I needed something from /calg/, I would get absolutely 0 (zero) responses
He who replies will be shot, I'm warning you!
>>562879674No trannies here niggerTrannies hate this game and its creator
>>562880053MISTER ADVERTISER GET DOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>562879682We forgive you, anon. Even if you have an autistic sense of humour
>>562880053That picture looks delicious. Ashley is simply amazing. We eating good this route!Also this level of pale is so amazing
>>562879904Reply!>SMG has no magazine
>>562880480Im getting too addicted to these threads again, need to take a forced break
>>562880053The armpit side of the shirt is of course miraculously torn.
>>562880808Well, you will be shot with another gun!!
>>562880053Wait I don't get the legs, is that his cock in between?
>>562880785Sorapoi still makes the best coffin NSFW>>562881527? No
>>562880053Assley...
>>562881931I love her so much. But I prefer when she looks more pale
