>>562747891>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/
Is the jelly good for you? And if so, how do I adquire some?
>>562850002you can't just delete 濁点 like that anon
>so tourney starved i'm looking forward to the yostar tourney
>>562850129When does it start? In game said 7th but trying to read from the official socials sounds like 10th?
riichi roundu
>>562850271should be tonight in like 10hrs~
>>562850328why did you have to add a squiggle to the end of your post
>>562850508to show that I'm estimating the time since i'm not too confident in utc times
>>562850508
should be tonight in like 10hrs <3
Isn't it more like 9hrs(*´ε`*)ﾁｭｯﾁｭ?
(*ﾉω・*)ﾃﾍ
Feeling cute(. ᴗ .)
Hahi! /mjg/ is starting this thread off extra cute!
>someone found out about the Win + . shortcut again(￣﹏￣;)
リーチ!(ノ^o^)ノ⌒⊂・⊃
Actin' Cute(◕‿◕)
feeling ムラムラ
>>562849976Great for your brain and metabolism. See if you can get TTFD/fursultiamine which bypasses digestion and goes straight to the brain
>>562851230
If I take drugs I am a junky but if the japs do it it is great for your brain and metabolism?
A whole mahjong civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again.
MAHJONG!
I will miss you guys
>someone said i look like a chigyu
>>562852836nothing ever happens
>>562852235if you take drugs you are a junky, if the japs take drugs they become shin janki
>>562849969don't throw the tiles around, stevepick them up
>>562852235It’s a vitamin
>>562851871Hahi would NEVER yell at her friend like that.
It bypasses this totally unimportant barrier in your brain! unhealthy? shut up, I'm not a junky!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_DIazwUpLY
I have played none of my league matches sober
how long until the world ends?
>>562854030should be tonight in like 10hrs~
>>562853771But she did
what is happening with uhyosute
>>562853970ballmer peak is real
preschooler jyanshi when
https://x.com/G_Style_rika/status/2041232038213329297
>>562854431>*breathes in*
>>562854502>*holds breath*
>>562854431all the april fools kindergarten events lately have awakened me to something
would you free them?
>>562854431
>>562854809Who
>>562854431This blue shirt skirt thingy is so fucking jot
>>562854030It’s been nice knowing ya /mjg/…
>>562854659If you hold your breath for too long, you explode.
>>562854964>jot
Stop it with the spooky vagueposting you're scaring the children
>>562855060the children can sit on my lap if they’re scared
Surely the 10th deadline is for realsies.
>>562855162you forgot your washizu emote sir
world is gonna end soon, so you can finally post t h a t
>when is X happeningAfter the event.>when is X announcementAfter the event.
>Any traders here? Invest in map-making companies now! Because tomorrow, everyone's gonna need new ones! We'll wipe out the TERRORIST STATE of Riichi City off the face of the Earth! There will be NOTHING left, except one big crater and perhaps a few stray flags on smouldering rubble, as a feint reminder of a place where a great civilization once stood! This is the path that Riichi City’s TERRORIST REGIME chose, we're just giving them what they’ve had coming for a long time! May Riichi City’s fate be a reminder of what happens to anyone who even thinks of threatening Israel or Majsoul! -President Steve
Queue SAO tourney
My fuarking president
>
>>562854431A man can dream
let's have some fun and play mahjong! Standard southhttps://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=33064
>>562855654
>feint
>>562842218>too fat>fur drawn basically like skinbad hanner
>>562855836why is a game with a 10 dan and 2 7 dans generating ranked points?
>fake room
>>562856464?
>>562849843How is this mahjong?
>>5628560713/4!
>>562856464>why is a game with a celestial and a jade saint about to loop back generating ranked points
>>562856464The city is a lawless place
>>562856071full, thanks for joinin
>>562856590Her anus looks like 1-pin
>>562849843I can see her-
how do we solve the catbox problem?
TOsink.moe
>>562858452repobox
>>562858452
>>562858452What problem?
We should have collabed with Onimai instead of SAO am i right sisters?
>>562856406not fat enough
>Witch Hat Atelier ep 1Damn, I didn't know this got one of those fancy adaptations. I'm glad.
>>562859405unironically would've been a better collab and by a lot
Needy Girl Overdose literally is produced by yostar, why wasn't it the collab?
>>562859675Bamco sent in a big check wanting to promote their new SAO game
You WILL like and enjoy the SAO collab, you hear me?
>>562859930I still have no clue what the characters are gonna beAll I know about SOA is there's a guy called Kirito who's called the black swordsman or something and he may or may not fuck his cousin
>>562856071>back at 0 againAAAAA
>>562860167I'm expecting Kirito as the male and 3 females. Asuna, his wife which is kinda 100%, his cousin with the fat milkers you mentioned and probably 'Sinon'. Like the lukewarm choices.
heyyy sneedy girl overdosers
>>5628560713/4 again! thanks for playing yuzu
>>562856071ggs, damn captcha
>>562861556>>562856071full again!
Witch Hat Atelier magic circles are Heptapod B.
>luckshitter keeps getting to tenpai in first row and the tsumo>crying stamp the one hand he doesn't winfuck you bitch
How long until the SAO tourney?
>>5628626038hrs~
>>562862887Thanks bby
>>562859653Oh nonono so the ones talking bad about the SAO collab were troons all along lmaao
>>562858452we wanted to upload soundposts on the repo, but repo anon never made a statement about it and then the thread just forgot about it. if you want to see it done, you should comission a ling anon to do it. repo anon is too lazy
First character announcement in less than 8 hours and it will be a bad one
>>562863147I will be stunned rigid if it's not the MC
>>562863092The issue was the original script has a whitelist and we can't expect anons to update it
>>562863218so, a bad one
>>562863435yes
~8 hours
>>562863382yes we can
the world ends with (you)
>>562863514
>>562863568>kills myself
>>562863981You use the tilde symbol before the number, not after.
>>562863568Your hand is garbage. Where's your beauty?
>>562864162
>>562863038it's not about onimai being that good, it's about SAO being that bad, but you can enjoy what you enjoy anon, I'm not going to shit on your parade
It's 100% going to be 1M3F from Aincrad.Sorry Alice and Eugeofags.
>>562856071GG, thanks for the games! Fast hands, silly hands.
>>562856071ggs
>>562856071gg lads, thanks for the fun gamesmy flow is gone
>>562864998wat
OH TILDE TILDE
>>562864998ayo
>>562865152?
>>562864998uh...
>jerking off during a friendly
>>562865343It's hard not to when you see this every few minutes>>562864794
>>562865343
>>562865343we had people jerking off on stream, this is nothing
riichi
>>562863382literally a single ">he doesn't know" would be all it takes
>>562865434Slander, i hate mahjong soul charactersIn fact, it was 痴漢の衝動, please don't ruin my good reputation
>>562863382I already did whitelist it the last time
Which skins force you to jerk off mid-match?For me it’s
This and Jane bonded skin
I can't play mahjong with my left hand so I don't jerk off
wait so is something actually happening or nothing ever happens
>>562866869nothing
>>562866821your keyboard gains?
For me it's eating while playing mahjong.
>>562866968I don't play segamj
But what about eating while walking?
>>562867205your loss, we have kabaneri collab rn
>>562867338The game has too many currencies, it scares me. I feel like ranked would actually cost me money to play as well
>>562867478ranked costs nothing if you keep using free tickets, BUT you can buy them if you want to play even more>also collab tickets increase rank as well
Time to get real for the tourney in a few hours. This time it's serious.
Schlaf gut, /mjg/.
>>562867872Gute nacht du Hurrensohn
>>562867872>>562867920Küsst euch.
Riichi
>>562866684cripple's soles skin
>>562867920hayai son?
>>562851871I cried during this episode. I hate this episode
Draft me to the Iyashikei team
doko desuka
Draft me to the anti baggies team
draft me into the siscon team
draft me into the child porn team
>>562869226Cry baby
We don't have a league TO anymore and no one can replace him
>>562871281Hands up you're being drafted
you just know who's going to apply for the league TO opening
is he gone for real or just shitposting?
anyone who thinks he's gone is retardedwe have an iron psychological grip on himhe will never leave
>>562873369He hasn't logged into the game in OVER THREE DAYS
you already made one league TO quit so what makes you think another one won't quit as well
League isn't allowed to die until X
>>562872667the burger league is so back baby
Guys I'm testing out my new printer and I need of a test page. Something mahjong related please.
>>562874021
>>562874021One of these they come in handy
>>562874581This is from a gacha game. Not mahjong.
>>562874718Do you have the A4 size for this?
>>5628747188m7m8m
Thanks Fuji, I forgot again
Someone comission wwydchan gang rape for mem
>>5628747188m8m9m
>>562875493I do it on purpose so I have a secret stash in case my revival token is down and I want to play more
>>562875698Oh yeah I do the same, I've got a month to claim this particular oneSometimes they don't send you the copper in the mail though so don't make a habit out of it
>>562875493>anon getting payments in the mail for off-the-record events
>>562875857I've been doing it for the past 6-7 events and it hasn't failed me yet
I have millions of copper, how do you run out
>>562876026HOW MANY EVENTS?
>>562876071i buy a blue gift every time i save up 75k
>>562876071FOCgod...
>>562876071TiltingHardAlso if the reset is soon I just load up on green gifts so I can claim the revival token, it's a good way of limiting myself so I don't go on an epic tilt and derank...again
just being around other people is hard. it takes so much energy that i need to essentially regress to NEETdom on the days I’m not working just to scrounge up enough oomph to go out into the world againmahjonganyway SAO tourney soon right?
>>562876026It's happened at least once so I'm noided to it
>people hoard coppers instead of converting them to chests and ranked pointsishygddt
I don't play ranked?
>>562878179the only way I'm playing that much ranked is afking sanma
>>562878179this doesn't account for events right? so it should much less
QUEUE
>>562878515>sanmaThat's -33% inefficient bro.>>562878975Ackshually, it does. Events that force you to pay to play Event modes feed into the Casual Chest which goes under "Asura Memes".
I'm not entering the gay sao tournament
>>562879210it's not open for another 5 hours
>>562879308why not? its a fun grind
odds are you will queue into 3 experts it'll be an easy time
I'm entering the straight sao tournament
The anon below will join the SAO tourneyIf he doesn't he's gay
i knew it was going to be either a miko or a ryan
>>562879371Damn, Im gonna be shitfaced by then :/
>>562880687It's Wednesday
>>562879579Best 3 consecutive is the worst format in mahjong
Ryan is so me
The only Ryan i know is ryanpeikou
my dudes
>>562881337best 2 consecutive is worse
how many of you are named ryan
>>562881319and?
It should just be last 3 consecutive full stop. If you want to queue more you need to risk your points.
>>562881337it's limited to 10 games so it's probably alright
Anniversary when?
After the collab and before the horse slut
I hope the SAO event is the stock market event so I can sell shrimp
"Between today and next year" ass answer
>>562884254The stock market has nothing to do with Sword Art Online.
>>562884254
UmbrellaGODS won btw
>>562884254It's going to be a kuso autobattler and you know it
We sell umbrellas here
dildogunchads ww@?
Was Jade an actual currency in China? Like did people really use blue rock donuts as money ot is mjs misleading me
>>562884960It was more of a premium currency
>>562885116Just like in mjs then with copper, Shiet i didnt know Mjs was historically accurate, mjs is culture Truly a Mahjong SOUL
>>562884960why the fuck do you think they had titles like "the Jade Emperor"
>>562885116they didn't have credit cards back then
>>562885835Nyagga i cant even tell you if thats a real history Chinese title or if its a mahjong soul title :/
Majsoul classical Room 59724(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=59724fuutsu, tanoshii ari, onani nashiroom theme: https://youtu.be/tITsAJE-X7A
>>562849843The tiles whisper softlyAs they click and alignMy heart skips a beatWith each hand divideTilde, TildeYour eyes hold the flameMy rival in MahjongYet I curse your nameRichi calls like thunderThe storm’s on the boardThe flow of the gameA sharp cutting swordCringe Steven, your handsYour play is a jestBut still in my heartYou’re the ultimate test(Music playing)You throw the East WindLike a challenge to fateMy tiles quiver tremblingMy nerves can’t abateThe Dora lies heavyIts glow is too brightBut your laughter ignitesThe thrill of the fightOh, the red five tempts meIt burns in my palmWhile you sit there smirkingSo steady, so calmThe walls close around usThe tiles tell the taleA handful of powerWill I rise or will I fail?Richi calls like thunderThe storm’s on the boardThe flow of the gameA sharp cutting swordCringe Steven, your handsYour play is a jestBut still in my heartYou’re the ultimate test(Music playing)When I see your discardMy heart skips a beatIs it love or despairIn this game’s heated seat?The dragon’s eyes gleamAnd the pin-tiles alignTilde, TildeYour play is sublime(Music fades out)
>>562885835For me it was the mercury emperor
i always thought jade is green, like green as in #0f0 green, not asian "green" that looks blue
For me? The emperor of eternal peace and tranquility, under whose reign millions perished.
>>5628861482/4
Maomao show taught me that some emperors were lolicons which is ultra based
Today i learned how the 2 han part of the Fu scoring table, what did you learn today while other people were fucking their girlfriends?
>>562886148still 2/4ichihime-937.png
>>562887294I'm making food but keeping eye on the lobby, I'll ready when it's full
>>562886148started
>>562886770I'm at work
does joker always scream boom so loud
It should be louder
>>562880687This is the optimal way to play tourney qualifiers though.
How many more hours until official tourney?
>>5628884373 hours~~~~~~
>>562888415If I'm not about to passout I might, but the drinking has already started
stream doko
Frieren collab will save mjs
>>562886395I liked Hirohito. He was level-headed and saw his own mortality amidst a country that worshipped him as a god
fuck this, I’m not staying up to get one shotted by doragons for 10 games straight. call me when nuclear war starts
I FORGOT I HAD THE SOUZU
I will win the tournament
mortalson...
Majsoul Kamen Riders Room 96841(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=96841Rider Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyZRQUmx2wY
just witnessed a yakuman
>>562889881sex with this… thing
I will win the tourney and schizos will make a fake gdoc indicating that I cheated and I'll have to leave /mjg/ forever...
>names
>names>rc
if you didn’t cheat you wouldn’t have to leave
>>562890535bro thinks he's someone
>>562890737I will be.
you won't
You can't win the tournament because there's like 5 different groups colluding at tables up until finals
>>562890737kek! spat out my coffee!
what stopping you from making an alt and your main to queue at the same time?
>>562890967Having to level the alt to adept 1
>>562890967the honor and integrity agreement you sign when you start mjs
I'll win the tournament while playing so poorly the detectives won't even bother to check me
>>562890842how do you collude to match up with 3 other people when there’s 1000 queueing at once
>>5628904291/4 I didn't check to see another room started earlier
Higurashi collab doko
>>562890967the rules
>>562891013Thats like 10 east games
>>562890967The ESL /mjg/ streamers won't recognize your alt and the thread won't root for you.
>>562891104>malicious idling
>>562891210does tameron be considered as one?
>>562891210No piss brakes or ban. Dont like it? Just make your own gacchjong
>>562891104
>>562891104Artificial difficulty...
>>562890429>game crashedclosed...
You riichi because you have a good wait, I riichi to take a quick piss.
comeuppance
I simply shit myself.
>>562891613chuckled
>>562886148ggs thanks for playing1/4 again in case someone else wants to play, otherwise I will close it in 5
>>562886148gg, thanks for the fun games
What's the strat for the tourney? Full aggro till you get a good match? Trying to stomp noobs?
>>562891613Every time I do this they deal in on the ippatsu and I come back with no timer left
>>562891868get 1st thrice in a row and pray it's enough
>>562891868Hanamen only until you get a good match
>>562891868for the first stage, pretty sure three 2nds should be enough
>>562891868For the first round you'll probably get into the top 900 just by playing normally.
>>562891934Can you check your scoring compared to others or is it just praying? Does position + score matter, or only score? Eg. 32k 2nd vs 31k first
>>562891868Sacrifice someone or something you love the most for better haipais.
>>562891104Im not idling, i just DCd :)
>>562849843kirito the breaker tonight
>>5628861483/4
>>562892568Is emote spamming idling though
>>562892869Only if you dont use a combination of emotes to tell a story before clicking ron
"Malicious idling" AKA if you play with a tranny that is famous on their discord and end up winning against (it) then (it) can accuse you of doing something to the other discord troons and then you will get your account banned
I'm not idling, I'm just jerking it a bit
buy me a coffee
>>562893035>and then yostar chink jannies will do nothing as always while the tranny impotently seethes about getting deservedly tameronedftfy
>>562886148waiting for (you) still
>>562893234>and then yostar chink janniesYou dont play on the chinese/japanese server through, so 100% the en sever is dominated by troons
How long? I'm getting sleepy...
>>562893471can confirm
>>562893601In 5 more or less
>>562893471emailing customer support will cure you of this notion that yostar pays for EN support
>>562886148started again
>>5628936017in on a good day, closer to 5in if youre ugly
ninpo!reddit no jutsu!
>>562893601i’ve been doing some stretches lately so 7in bone pressed
Your favorite Mahjong Soul girl will be turned into a trap next update
>>562893961Hooooeeeeee!?
>>562893961
>>562893961I can still work with that
>muh tranniesdid we get a few /v/niggers from the mahjong threads in /v/
>>562894121reported for off topic
>>562894121/mjg/ supports trans rights
>>562895129what about MAP rights
>>562895082reported for reporting a report
>>562895129i dont think so hopeless sister
>visited /bag/ out of curiosityNever again
>visited /bag/ out of curiosityI came!
>>562895448What was it like? I dont want to go there since im scared
>>562892204shows up in here, last time it was enough to have around 95-ish points for the 1st round
>>562895448It's called pedo archive / seamonkey archive for a reason
>>562895692Thank you anon, now I'm ready to JONG
>>562895564Like a mindhive that discuss only which girl is sex and nothing else beyond that. No wonder our /bag/gies migrated here and /jong/
>>562895448show me the post that made you quit
all the true goonbait gacha generals call it platonic shartchive for not having a bond system
>>562895834dont forget to type /register in the chat or you wont be whitelisted for the tourney
>>562895854How is that any different from here
>>562895448I didn't find anything...
>>562895854There are no baggies in /jong/
>>562895948What's the command to get matched with anons?
I should've gone to sleep 4 hours ago but I need to play in a gay mahjong tournament I don't care about soon
>>562896143austriabro...
I'm still at work and not playing in a gay mahjong tournament
>>562896084/mortalbot ENABLE
>>562896143you know it last for 3 days right? this is not a /mjg/ tourney where the queue is dead after the first day
>>562896262>this is not a /mjg/ tourney where the queue is dead after the first day>he doesn't know
which one of you anons is this
>>562896035Can you testify you are telling the truth?
>>562896262First round is 1 day, and there's a game cap of 10 games so it will die out.
>>562896361that's eight not one
>>562896361NO MALICIOUS IDLING ALLOWED
I forgot about the tourney and took some edibles. I'll see you anons out there on the ice.
>>562895854you’re only seeing that because you visited during SEA hoursthe ibuki/kokona/shun/shuro posts? all me
>>562895858>>562889343>>562891734>>562891924
>>562896553I don't play BA but that Iroha girl is really cute.
>>562896361Are you spying on me... Don't dox me..
>>562896035there are at least 2
>>562896553ToT
Oh shit you better not be malicious idling anon, Imagine taking time to think your discards, thats a crime that can get your account banned!
How many hours left? I forgot to watch the last two episodes of Kaiju No. 8 Season 2
>>562896552(Me)>>5628965532/3 were my posts btw
There's more but they're range banned and can't post on 4chin
>>562896735No they weren't
>>562896716i didnt even realize it got a 2nd seasondid he fuck the high class blonde girl yet
>>562896735How about you get a real personality? you are like an AI made to spam pedo porn shit
>>562886148ninpo gg no jutsu
>>562886148gg
Which character will you be using in the tourney?
You have to push monkey retard from the start to take advantage of the gamers who try to play like it’s ranked
>>562897073ToT
>>562897062Neko for +20% tanyao scoring bonus
>>562896938No, but her father died and she's now using her dead mom's suit.
fuck there's a 4th season of cote toothis is gonna be a slop spring like never before
>>562897175kanbros...
>>562897175After playing without them for some time i fucking hate those numbers on the tiles its like the poor tiles have some skin disease or something
>>562897175pls tell me you didnt riichi...
>>562897470aru hands typed this
>>562897470do you normally call riichi after calling two pons
>>562896982would it be better if I hid behind fifty layers of ironic detachment and cynic bravoposting out of some cucked fear of being perceived as ‘cringe’, just like you?
>>562897567yes
>>562897405Thats what Im saying. Theyre not that hard to learn...>1>2>3>box4>scary dragon>punch guy>x>hat>shoop da whoop dragonIts easy.
>>562897470PLEASE tell me the exact minute you gonna queue for the tourney
>>562897175been there lol>>562897073
>>562897470
/mjg/ is tourney-ready I see
queue the tourney at X:05
intern-kun here, for this tournament the riichi button is just going to be up all the time so we can give you a chombo for clicking it when you shouldn't
>>562897641Holy projection, wtf are you even talking about retard
I will grinch
they should add a mode that makes you type in your hand value within 15 seconds of your ron/tsumo or it's a chombo
I'm gonna damatenmaxx to catch noobs offguard.
>>562897963Why is she cuter and better than her little sister?
>>562897073Shuro-chan…
>>562898059Exact score or just how many han...?
Hua Yubai licking her sister's cunt and making her cum
>>562898079For me its riichi every hand because they don't fold anyway
>>562856406The skin's an improvement
>>562898107You are a bitch
>>562898107Mario has always been the better bro
>>562895448yuzu
Ill just flushmaxx.
>>562898561
>>562898498the mjs collab is what made me start playing blue archive to begin with
>>562898561Half-flushmaxx with doragon
>>562898696we will never get the better yuzu...
Just force yakuman every round, if your luck isn't good enough to make that work then you weren't gonna end up in the top 32 anyway.
no wonder he quit
4-2-4-4-3-2
>>562899014wtf don't predict my scores
That's just plein wrong!!
>tourney chat disabledCowards
>>562898802>luck>going for all pairs>discard a tile with 2 knowns>draw it nextEvety fucking time. Every. Fucking. Time.
/register
The one true flag of /mjg/ other flags need not apply
/ron
>>562898696>every person who pulled baggies was already an mjg poster with an account before the collaball the baggie culture of mjg is unique to mjg except for oddloop which got imported as bait.the title itself is a hahipost exclusive to mjg.kujouriu-12.png
>>562899220chiitoi is a fake yaku, just like sanshoku
>>562899315>1k
I FORGOT TO DERUST BEFORE THE SHITTY YOSTAR TOURNAMENT
>>562898234exact score including honba
>>562899520host a practice lobby!
>>562899576Aiieee, i always vague it... For scores below 5k i dont even calculate, just say "low"
>>562899746This is why they're gonna play the chime and a Japanese man is going to start saying things on an intercom
>>562900167KAN
>>562900167HOT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9sDCHySub4my tourney hype song
>>562855654>Live updates: Steve agrees to two-week ceasefire with Riichi CityWhat the fuck happened
>>562900167I need hints on for This...
>>562900167hag
>>562900350nothing ever happens
>>562900350>dama in warSteve's greatest ally is going to strike during the ceasefire
I wish I had a friend that could manipulate the market to make me rich
>>562900350two more weeks, trust the plan
>>562900568I can make you rich-i
>>562900350Warcrime, simple. Now that iran has agreed to a ceasefire, international bickering could claim he commited a warcrime via the act of threatening civilians with his rhetoric. Now his rhetoric becomes legally defined terrorism with a victim.
>>562900634Sorry I'm a "damanigger"
>>562900715STOP ITI ONLY PAY ATTENTION TO DEFENDING IF SOMEONE RIICHISDAMA IS CHEATING
>>562900634I can give riichi roundu
dont start the tourney yet i need to pump one
>>562900798>damanigger can't even let a joke conversation take place without inserting his victim complexkwab
>>562900879it's in 90m
Will i get banned for emoting
>>562900350Steve is a coward. I would've destroyed the enemy.
>>562900981dont know about you but i intend to amaekoromo-0.png
We're impeaching Steve
I'm going to sleep
i would've bombed hime mahjong for fun
>>562900267
>>562900350remember SAM when Steve says something Steve Always Mawashi
>>562901141This is all just cirus to distract us from baggots flying drones near our mahjong dens in a show of force.
Remember to queue during SEA hours for easy wins.
who even cares about the first round? it's not even going to have much more than 900 participantsyou can qualify with any 3 games
>>562901409true. japs, gooks, and the cheating chinks are the easiest jobbers to farm
>>562901509Japs have their own tournament
>>562901579You think they don't play on NA? LMAO
>>562902301They only do it for shit like malatro high scores because they can't compete with Japanese autists
How do I sing up
>>562902471>>>>>Japanese autiststhey lost corea a hundred years ago you need to let go
>>562902301why would they want to swim in the kiddie pool
>>562854463
dokdo is Korean territory
Thats it, Im dealing intentional rons to the worst players
>new summoning salt video to watch while I play my gamesslopconsoomers win again
>>562903138those werent intentional?
>>562903118But korea's territory is both Japan's and China's territory
>>562903206I alway like it when he does games that i've played before
>>562854463Beastkeks whore grinched her mleague game?
>>562903206
>>562903220They will be you kanji piece of shit
that was... before >names... did this....
doko?
https://x.com/ms19851205/status/2041283681520881856
saving my flow for tourney
Majsoul Friends Room 75258(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=75258quick tourney warm up game5+10sbrb getting drink
>>5629039313/4
im queeeeing
>>562903931starting
I don't need to practice, I just know I'll feed and get 4th/3rds in a row.
du du duu dudu dudu dudu dudu dududududududududududududu dudu du duu dudu dudu dudu dudu dududududududududududududu duDU DU DUU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU DUDU DU DUU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU DUdududuDU DU DUU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU DUDU DU DUU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU DUDU DU DUU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU DUDU DU DUU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDU DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU DUdededede dededededededede dededededo DU DU Du Du du du dudededede dededededededede dededededo do DU DU Du Du do dodededede dededededededede dededededo DU DU Du Du du du dudededede dededededededede dededededum do-do-do-do do-do do-do-do-do
>>562904336https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Rk8u2FTaG0
I'm warming up for the tourney (drinking whiskey).
/mjg/ was never dead just hibernatingall it takes is a tourney
I'm not participating though?
>>562904819you'll send me a cynthia-7 when you watch my games though, right?
TIL Japan fucking hates Rio
yeah my wife too beautiful
>>562904947to be fair i couldnt forgive her for what she did to that robot either.
https://suki-kira.com/people/result/%E6%9D%B1%E5%9F%8E%E3%82%8A%E3%81%8A still 75% suki
>>562904947Truly the land of bad taste
>repo wwydYou're supposed to cut useless bad shapes starting from the inside, dumb repomaids.
悲しいよ。 もうすぐセミファイナルだと言うのに、キャプテンのあんたがこんな事をするなんて…。
>hag is retarded News at a 11
>>562904947Rio was fucking cold in recent deca arc. I love Toki though
News at 9
*an 11
That's not a penchan though?
>>562905467You will regret your foolishness when your shimo riichis and you don't have a terminal to push.
>>562905787>He thinks terminals are safe You'll regret it more when you draw 4m backfire
>>562905826In the imaginary bakyou I've imposed onto this WWYD he discarded 1m in the first row.
I got a discount on a Seiko so I bought it
>>562905912soreya pinfu...nomi
i'm keeping 1m for chiitoi
>>562905826he wont regret anything, he never learns.
>>562905826backfire doko, you still have ryankan with too many blocks
You need terminals for the strongest hand in the game so I'm not discarding them.
>>562906289
junchan ssk is not the strongest hand but it is the most aesthetic hand
>>562906537>not the strongestguaranteed mangan?
>>562904336tu tu du du
tuturu~
Lets bet our Bussy in which character will be revealed first? I think it will be kirito does anyone bet their bussy on someone different?
Imagine actually getting the nyagger acrylic thing, then putting it in microwave and livestreaming the whole process.
>>562906958roger
>>562906980jabamiyumeko-10.png
>meeting other anons in the tourney
If i ? emote 3 times in a row, you need to drop me 7pin
>>562903931gg
>>562903931>>562903931ggs I needed that 5 at the end, but oh well
>>562906980Each sub adds 1 seconds to timer, each 1 money units gifted increases power setting for 1 second.
One time I met an anon during the gintama tourney, but I was already tilted so I didn't return any of his emotes. I think this is the greatest mahjong sin I have upon my mahjong conscience.
Steve of the Week up for a year …Mortalbot schizopost down in a week …
>>562906797A better collab
>>562903931gg, good luck in your tourney games
do not queue the tourneylet me win
>>562907379In planet retard maybe
13 minutes until a gay reveal
EL PSY CRINGOOO
If I see any of you in the first match, I'll nyag.If not, I'll dama and most likely lose anyway.
>>562907562I hate when you guys join my official tournament games and do retarded things causing me to lose 1st while you accept 4th
if i see any of you in my matches i’ll turn off my LuckyJ and play normally
>>562907440Is this not planet retard?
No this is pizza planet
i will intentionally deal into the AUS king if i draw him
If I see any of you I'll increase my power from 5% to 10% as a token of respect.
If I see you in my matches you're my friend
friends deal into each other’s yakuman hands okay..?
Real friends break each other's ippatsu.
>>562908246Real friends break eachother's backs
remember the mjg code:emote number = 1-9emote 1 time, manzu, 2 time pinzu, 3 time souzu
I'll force kokushi if I get at least 8 terminals/honors.
>>562908334y-you guys know all the emote numbers off the top of your head?
I'm going to be as soullessly optimal as I can possibly be no matter who I queue against.
>>562908404>mobilefags don't know about numkeys on keyboard
>>562908404only the good ones, you better have a thread lore relevant character if you want me to know what to deal in with
>>562908328
Tourneycucks, bad luck
I'm going to play as Luigi
>>562908558miko would suck them dry
Q'ing
Wishing good luck to male character users
>deal a random tile because I was feeling cocky and the quickglance pool analysis said coin flip>get ron'd while I was in dama>still finish secondWell, played... I was aslo waiting on two tiles garunteed to get delt because they felt safe in the late game.... but upon review I realize why i delt the worser of the two I had to choose.
>>562908605me = akechiyou = doggywater = your love
>3 out of 4 players I queued is from /mjg/
>>562908602
>>562908565Why?
Did i misread...?
Am I retarded? Why can't I join?
telly doko
>You were supposed to register beforehandIt's over, I thought I just queued up now
>3 whales with winning streakit's so over for me
>Forgot to /registerIts over...
/register amaekoromo-0.png
>your rank does not meet entry requirements Looperbros, not like this
How? I'm above Adept 1...
>>562908976thats not saying much...
bravo
>can't join because I'm novice in sanmaYostar please kys right now
Can i take part in both EN and KR tourneys?
sanmachad we won
OK THEY FIXED THE BUG
>>562908968/pvp on
Your rank has to be "adept 1", or your rank has to be "higher". Since "higher" isn't a rank, you therefore have to be adept 1 to participate.
>a celestial, some names and a chink Luigi in my roomIsn't this just a normal /mjg/ friendlies?
>he's a novicema
I'm not playing your tourney, yostar
kringe...
I FORGOT TO PEE BEFORE Q'ING
>>562909624>if you find a way to draw two swordsKirito confirmed
>>562909624:)
This is fucking boring on this table. Let me q with the mjg bros.
like taking candy from baby
>>5629103371/4/4/4/4 incoming
>>562910561fuck you
>it wasn't enough enough for placement changekek, gg anon
>>562910337fuck my ass i entered in the wrong one its over
>>562910924holy fucking kek
let me out of this room
>>562910924Q at xx:32
I waited for the dcd bunny and did not even get a thank you emote
>>562910337why are you korean
God I hate luckshitting adepts stop opening your hand like a whore when you can't even get into tenpai after 3 calls.
>>562909624I'm genuinely impressed by the capability to fuck up something every time. It's most likely that guy in the pic seeing how much he managed to screw up during the last one too
secured a +39.8, pretty sure if i coast for 2nds ill get in the nextjealous?
stop giving me chiitoi, it's the devil's hand
>>562912152it's a good yaku, sir
Nemugaki mahjongsoul character doko? I want to make the real sleepy team this year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLAu1Cy9_SQ
>>562913128
>all these players with 0 comments on their profile
>>562913537they don't emote so they don't deserve profile comments
>>562913548Bro thinks he's part of the sleepy team
My team's gimmick? We all forgot to sing up.
>>562913537>Check random adepts profile >One comment>From the famous hagwhat are the chances...
i have insomnia
i have outsomnia amaekoromo-0.png
I have a collab emote folder and hat is not in it
>>562913879ohhhh what a tsumo
>3rd/4thJust like I predicted
>Bread sprout in my game and gets double ronned
>+4I have no strong feelings one way or the other
>>562913983Me too bestie Booting up an alt account now!
>>562909727I pee'd during the 6 second intermission but it took like 10 seconds. Luckily the adept 1 dealer was still looking at his haipai when I got back 8 seconds late.
>>562914171that's an anon here. he was shamed into leaving after the JART tournament
>two matches in a rowanon, they're going to notice
yostar? nah
>>562914171I look like this and play like this.
>even in this trash tourney I have to deal with mentally retarded deranking m1 subhumans luckshitting their heart out
>>562915090first time playing mahjong?
my mahjong crush is in the top 10
>>562915221I'll rape your mother to death on top of your coprse.
Would you have survived?
>>562915484Honors are genbutsu
>>562913537we probably look like extremely social people to other players
>>5629154843p
>>562915582I've played in a few off board tourneys and you really got to dial it back. A lot of people think emoting is seriously disrespectful.
>>562915484i wouldnt be ponning at 61200 like a nyagger
One more before I go to bed. Q at :36
>whale getting a bailout in West 1
>>562915557>>562915614we are all 3 dead>>562915761I was in a renchan fever, in my defense I ponned them in the first row
>>562915824im in
>>562915897unfortunate nya
>>562916012Drop me a 3p
why did they schedule the burger server tourney it so latei can hardly think this late at night how can i possibly play well
>>562916073I won 2 of my games at 5 am, now I am getting coffee and brekkie and continue on.In short, skill issue.I have work in 5hours kill me
at least the jonkler is 4th, I'd take that as a consolation
>>562916168sounds like a good day to call off sick
>>562916201should have used a human, anon
>>562916168oh yeah well you're gayfuck you
>4th rankAm I in? Can I go get some eye-shut now?
gigacoomer
you have 16 hours
>only 10 gamesi might never see tenpai for the whole tourney
>>562915090I'm sorry anon, I didn't mean to.
How many advance?
doko
already 5 of you in the bottom 50, kinda sad
>>562916201weird looking chiitoi
No yakuman :(>61.1Guess I'll play 2 more
>name2
>>562917441>names
fujitakana-4.png
what's the rush
>have to play 5 matches to win the participation prizeWhat a scam, I've already qualified with 3.
>>562917485>>562917471Im phoneposting, gomen..
>>562917526What u mean
>>562906797
I went negative 10 times in a row
>>562918167...on my homosexuality test.
Is the participation prize cumulative per round?
>+40>like top 70/900First round is basically free.
>failing your homosexuality test
>>562918243Doubt it, it should be 5 matches total.
>>562918419just you wQit
>>562917057Top900
>>5629182435 games per round assuming you qualify
>watch bakemonogatari>all they do is walk around and talkts is so boring why do uncs like it so much
>>562905315Not on turn 3, dumb hag
>>562919096here is a (You) for the bait attempt
>>562919096cynthia-2.png
won 2 matches in a row with chiitoi dora 2 on an honour wait SAY IT WITH ME BOYS:HONOURS
>>562919096Araragi sometimes sexually assaults a child too
More like Yapagi
Masterkeks...
>>562919612how very titillating kujouriu-12.png
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUOhnekOURwcynthia-6r.png
too many quitters
>>562920220Give me those quitters. I keep getting players that snatch my 1st place.
Watch thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWvr_sQ2TZE
Is 48.3 enough...
>>562920758People can't farm infinite games anymore so I'd say perchance
I'm a beater all right
>>562920895What was the threshold last time?
>>562921226Around 70 points
>>562921270Aiiieee
>>562921173>9 points for 3 1sthow?
>>56292122689 with infinite games and it was top 256 qualifyingeveryone above 30 will make it this time into Top 900
>>562921505>top900Oh- nvm, for some reason i thought it's top300, i can chill till round 2 then
Who was the Last Native Speaker of Latin?
I'm going to qualify with -89 because there aren't even 900 people willing to play 3 games
What if we queued for Korean one too..
I'm poopin' rn btw
If I write a complete sentence congratulating anon I get censored, but this is completely fine.
Malicious idling...
unironically worse haipais than ranked
>>562922095>someone chases my dealer riichi for 12 turns>tsumos dora tankii kneel
>>562922074of course it's fine, he isn't trying to wish someone a happy new years during gweilo new years instead of real new years like you probably have
fuck retard adepts feeding
Can I report one retard for idling? He's just wasting our time. Not even disconnected.
>Only 900 players will move forward to the next round
>31k first place>barely any points gainedI see....
i got yakitori'dnow i'll never qualify
Only 800 players entered
>>562922919It's early morning and a work day in eyrope
>get into tenpaibut>my discard will deal ingetting tiring now since it's always the same scenario
If someone signs up with 2200 alts before the euros wake up and we'll all qualify
>>562922074nyagger would say this
Kotio Big Top 100
How long until jobber hours?
>3/2/2>rank 315>points: 0.3
>yakitorifor me? it's pork
>>562923789tori means chicken bitch
>>562923789that's just barbecue
are we still queueingaiharamai-1.png
>>562923916... that's why he said he prefers pork over chicken
>>562923963in japan they call it bahbiikyuu
I'm at work
>>562924017bahbikyururururu?yuzu-955.png
For me it's basashi
>>562923916i'll have the yakipork then
>>562924180pork in japanese is buta, so it would be butatoriaru-6.png
I should not have started stalking you, I am sorry
I should have signed up
>>562924335dont worry it was always like this
>8 wins and 3 deal-insI'm poooooooshing
Come on Sprout you got this
>>562924572Are you entertained?
shut up
>>562924786yes
our last saint jobbing to adepts and a looper
>>562924243betaori
Aru winning son?
amaekoromo-0.png
>>562924983I am top 90, and anon said top 90 gets in and I completely believe him
>>562924243..butanari?
I forgot how scary actual adepts are. They give zero fucks and chase you to the depths of hell and beyond.
>>562924983I was so unlucky I lost to someone who got a D rating from Maka.
>>56292503130^2 gets in
>>562924983bravo tobi ari
>lost to B- because an adept yakitorid out
>>562925149I saw an adept get 7 dora but he had no yaku, then in a different hand he got houtei nomi. My games have been interesting.
adept in anons game has called 3 times and is still 2 away
>>562925442physically impossible unless he had 4 floating tiles
A sea of green and gold, except I'm not getting wealthy from it
>>562925527he had 4 floating tiles
>game where i dealt in every round until tobi was 90 rating>knowing this will not help me qualifyshouldnt have copebotted xenia-10.png
will yostar get mad if I join both the gook tournament and the human one?
>>562925527>>562925619Your tiles float?
I fought a pro and rekt him....until that hag retarded push into a damaten chanta haneman that pushed him into 3rd place.
>>562925830why don't we have shiny Ps
>>562925893because (You) haven't told yostar that we're a pro org yet
>>562925993i'm gonna get the protector next charm, hope my whale status helps
>didn't get firstB-bweh...
>>562926292>+67I'm safe....right?
Surely catbox didn't murder this file.
aaahh I can't queue until I get off in 6 hours
>>562926370
>>5629250064 of those could have been ranked instead...
>match with anon>he's having 0 luck>I'm nyagging to victory and cucking his handsI'm sorry anon, gg
Bravo yostar
>>562927127Don't worry about it, my luck has been kuso for a while now
>>562927218Also it was my first game
SAO tournament stream for fun at https://cytube.implying.fun/c/sanninmaajanJoin commentary using Mumble at riichi.moe
will i still get to play in 7 hours?
you have 12 hours
Humans call me Sneven and tremble at the sight of me.
>>562927325this upsets me
>>562928035Deal with it
>>562928081how do I get a tsuchida lanyard
It's top 900 pass and the 100 is only at +68What's the cutoff, -50?
>>562928035its a good stream sir
whaet
>>5629282178 hours until qualis end so yes
>>562928217I was -70 and around rank 450, there simply aren't that many players with 3 games yet
>>562928081norwood bros...
This fucking maggot dealt into the other players like five times in one match. How about you just kill yourself? The tsumogiri bot is a better player than you are.
HO-
no bully
surely /mjg/'s finest can beat players that are still learning yaku
Im giga convinced tile drawing is not random and there's some EoMM shit going on in this game.
>>562928923>names
>forced to skip a ron so I don't end 3rd
it's over...
>>562929210this decision alone unironically makes you a good player, half the people here would've ronned and later get mad at the whole world
anyone know the cutoff so far?
>>562929465what a fuckin game, started off 12k down east 1 to some random unlucky honitsu dora bomb in the first row then I had to skip tsumo twice the round near the end and then finished it with a mangan tsumo to barely get 2nd
If you can't get 50k in 3 consecutive, don't even bother
The hardest part is tardwrangling the shitters so they don't bust. mfers never deal into me
>>562928879
>best game against 3 master
>>562929959>>562929959>>562929959
>losing to a tsumogiri bot and some adepts on the tellystrongest communi-
>>562897641Based
aurora-4.gif
