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Bnuuy love
Fuck yes Rita
>"maybe the Sarkaz would solve a lot of our problems if we stopped killing eachother for no reason.">gets stabbed 13 times and dies
>>562855968yes, fuck Rita
Act II: Shadow of a Dying Sun… which I am sure most Arknights players have read
>>562856059That's one problem solved with killing
This thread belongs to Ursus
As an individual with an oven temp IQ, I understand and enjoy using my wife Weedy
I wouldn't call them schizos but akg has a lot of people who consider their headcanon the actual story of the game. W and Eblana for different reasons for example.
My soulmate...
you would understand my wife pripri much better if you didn’t read the game text
>>562856515>akgIt's an entire internet problem for every franchise.
>>562856059problem solved.
>>562856817hildy’s a womanlet…
Let's rape Rita
>>562856716You are right but I don't really use xwitter or any other platform to discuss my interests. But I really don't think you should downplay or whatever W or Vina as much as possible because you dislike them or just love the jokes. I don't know, I find it strange.
I honestly don't know how they are going to justify Redblade being playable when he actively looks down on Rhodes Island and its cause. He is 100% committed to Reunion. Nine as well although her disdain for Rhodes Island is not on Red's level.
>>562856817Insane aura
>>562857115GG asked him to help
>no Sui who will degrade me in Yanese while stepping on my cockwhy even bother
>>562857128>Siege>Ursus emperor0 aura
>>562857230Jie would do her best if you asked really nicely
I love my raccoon wife!
>>562857246>>Ursus emperorWhat happened?
>>562856059Nah we need to stop white washing her retardation but /akg/ isn't ready for that discussion. >just ended Leithania's fuckery>the people still hated them>disregard that and bring tons of goat to KazdelWhat the fuck did she expect?
>>562857246Siege just needs better company and the emperor a bath, it's fine
>>562857115Most of the characters aren't actively RI. I don't get why people are still getting filtered by this part of the story. The Sui aren't with Rhodes, Viviana and Mlynar aren't with Rhodes and so on and so on. In lore they happened to help our Operator or the cause and this is why they are playable. Very rarely the writers will go out of their way to mention the cooperation between Doctor and Ulpianus to justify him being playable. Just don't overthink it.
>>562857395he’s just an ineffectual twink. he’s doing his best
>>562856817Where is Reed?
>>562857115Same reason we got W1 while she hated us
>>562857593irrelevant backwater nation
>>562857313Nian would probably do it too because she'd find it hilarious. She might just start laughing halfway through.
"Where you managed to buy it? I never have seen movies in such fine quality in whole my life, it even without any watermarks... What? It isn't pirated movie? It even isn't a movie?!"
>>562857395He lost an argument with Crownslayer.
>>562857395he is submissive and breedable
Does Zimdumb have any niche? Because to me she seems like a very generic dps unit.
>>562857548So what you're saying is, operator profiles aren't canon?
>>562857896I'm looking forward to the porn
>>562857882Where is her tail fire?
>>562856817Who's the giga nigga
>>562858174She is 11
>>562857896Why are we showing 11 years old kid snuff films???
>>562858096Perm 18% atk buff for everyone just by existing with S2Since it's a passive thing it also buffs SAlts S2 slash damage
>>562858234Out of 10
>>562858096Fancy kit but no legs. You're retarded if you think she'd be better for the general use than Pepe.
>>562858242she’s been through worse
>>562857548PoL ends with Ulpi about to take the kinpill, 0 way he is actually in the landship
>>562858234Out of 5
You have caught Sakiko on her break! What would you do?
>>562858137I don't really care if they are canon or not. Worry isn't the right word or feeling but I used to bother with the same thing until I realised it doesn't matter at all. If HG want a character to be playable they will make them playable.
>>562857728That's not necessarily a downside...she could put on her director glasses and start giving you orders, it'd work out.
>>562858471I nodded and went on with my day.
I love you /akg/
>>562858471Turn up her vibrators.
>>562858471is that a bowl of tonkotsu ramen?probably slap it off the table and rape her
>>562858471Treat her with mon3tr energy
>>562858471wrong thread
a cunny team is full of medics and two of them are chain medics...
>>562857506It's not like most of the remaining sarkaz could educate and care for themselves.
>>562858471Smile at her because it means she still hasn't told HR about our extracurricular activities.
>>562858687Thanks monsty. *crack* *slurrrrrp* Aaaah!
>>562858231Lugalszargus
>>562858471a sick backflip
>>562858753I'd hire Yannese doctor. Say, a wandering Feranmut proxy...
>>562858471make her watch liveleaks war videos
>>562858687Haha, wanna see my white monster, Monsty?
>>562859010
>>562858741Well I don't think kids would deal that much damage
>>562859183
>>562858253>>562858356I really thought they would be like Earthshaker from Dota. Ground Rosmonpipi that echo slams enemies so they can be very effective against rushes or ceramics but both 6* are just slightly different Centurions.
>>562859368If it can crawl, it can brawl.
The Mujicas reactions to watching our snuff films are funny in how much they varySakiko>Are our everyday activities going to be recorded on video too?Umiri>I like the efficiency. I'm taking notes.Uika>Are these all... actual battles you taped?Mutsumi>I can tell... this isn't just for show. These people, they really died.Nyamu>Hell yeah~ Can't stop Nyamuchi evolving~
Zumama
>>562857745Potential Helen
>>562859489Mutsumi is the only normal girl...
>>562859489>Mutsumi has the most normal reactionThat really is funny.
What does this stash say about me?
>>562858471Kidnap her and make her my wife
>>562859489Nyamu...
>>562859820You're special
>>562859820Too many defender and medic chips.
>>562859489Based psychopaths Umiri and Nyamu.
>>562855735Terran women are scary...
>INTEGRATED STRATEGIES #5
>>562855735>>562860393I could topple her.
>>562859738Put on some clothes, you'll catch a cold
>>562860598ceobe is dead
>>562860598>Integrated strategies Theme 3they can't even be internally consistent...
>last for (You) female 6* op was Eblana, over a year ago >last for (You) male 6* op was Demetri, a month agoI'm getting tired of the bias hereAnd no, I will not play shitfield because I know someones going to bring that up
I guess Crownslayer's new story content was good, since the #1 CSfag likes it.
El BolivarANO
>>562860857They've been scared to release more for (You) ops after Eblana's catastrophic failure. Just be patient and wait for Skadi3.
>>562860926What did she do?
>>562860857Kill yourself how about that?
Best reply to this post?>>562858471
>>562861031What's in Bolivar? Like what do they do there.
>>562861236>>562861243
>>562861256Civil warCorruptionBrutal tortureTerrorismColumbian glowiesLeithanian glowiesPerros being stupid
>>562861256Enough bricks of coke to build a city.
>>562860598These fuckers are really going to pretend Fungimist never happened
>>562861191Be a truckerDeliver to/in Nuova VolsiniiDeliver to Susie's Groceries Store Turn out Redblade owned the placeHe's buying supplies for Reunion bla bla blaCS end up telling him that she'll be returning to Ursus.
>>562861243>>562858712
>>562861191Her op record is basically getting her shit togetherShe btfo's the whiny emperorPlays a key role in locating the sarcophagus
>>562861256Specifically relating to the possible IS7, they got the Black Flow. Which is pretty probably Collapsal related. Rhine Lab is already sending Maggie there.
>>562861068eblana was a "flop" because she was tied to a retarded section of the story and had a retarded kit, not because she was for (You) or whatever the fuck
>>562861576>She btfo's the whiny emperorYou mean the whole>so you slayed any crowns yet?exchange that made her look dumb?
>>562860598>>562861525Are you sure that's a 5 and not a 6?
>>562861576Didn't we already know the Sarcophagus is in Chernobog? Or did Ursus relocate it?Also>btfo the whiny emperorDid he die of cringe for being such a loser? He should
>>562860857Why do you need more than Amiya?
>>562861576>She btfo's the whiny emperor Gets btfo by the emperor*
Crownshitter
>>562861667>Which is pretty probably Collapsal related.Please stop with the Collapsals already. They're the biggest "it sounded cool before you elaborated" this game has, and ever since IS4 elaborated they can't stop shoving them fucking everywhere.
>>562861742>>562861804You guys need to read the full scene and not just the emperor's only insult. He literally stops talking and tells her he regrets talking to her after she's done talking him down.
>>562861914
>>562861951The Crownslayer bullying will continue until morale improves.
>>562862002You need to realise that the scene doesn't matter, the important part is the emperor unintentionally makes fun of her in the same way the community has been doing it for years. Just shows how easy she is to make fun of.
What I don't like is making Collapsal and Observer a two different thing. What do you means we have two different extra-dimensional threat?
>>562860857Affectionate Dracolich wife supremacy.
>>562861685Actually the whole thing is just bad. There had to be an event in between Reed's and Eblana's. And Eblana shouldn't have won as much as she did for absolutely no reason. A perfectly fine solution to the whole problem would have been her overusing her flames to the point where she will actually die if she goes guns blazing again or if she was just another prisoner like Talulah/Arturia. And she doesn't even know who the Doctor is or shown any interest whenever she showed up. I think on a very basic level she just misses the average player. Like there is a point when we feel cheated or made fun of and she overstepped it for one way or another.
>name's Crownslayer>cool, what do you do?>I DriveI clapped...
>>562862196>the scene doesn't matterIt kinda does since it reflects where both of their characters are at. The emperor was in such a pathetic state that a character called Crownslayer didn't even want to put him out of his misery. But I guess /akg/ is more interested in memes than characters.
>>562862196You mean the whole scene where he tells her to kill him and she says he's not worth it? That he's useless to both the common folk and the nobility?
>>562861551>CS end up telling him that she'll be returning to Ursus.I take it that her oprec happens before ch.16? The timeline details are a little fuzzy to me.
>>562862328HOLY KINO
>>562862397>I take it that her oprec happens before ch.16? Correct
Is it just me or is 4chin server kill?
What is the most interesting bit of Arknights story or worldbuilding for you?
>Crownslayer's only victories are against an autistic Lupo that went catatonic having an identity crisis and a suicidal Emperor that was weak and fecklessWew
>>562862479Yes. We are dead, not big surprise.
>>562861951I thank god every day for not making me live the embarrassment of being a Crownslayer fan
>>562862479In strange aeons even death may die. But these aeons are rather normal all things told.
>>562862610Doc lost to her too
>>562862610>crownslayer got btfo by the emperor! >no here's what really happened>crownslayer's only victory is against a weak emperor! Funny watching the switch up in the same thread
>>562862605That hot dog
>>562862793>/akg/ is all one personLol
I am one person
>>562861951She well uhhhh
>Your name is Crownslayer? That's kinda cringe.>YOU'RE CRINGE>cut to Fyodor crying his eyes out to an EB
Childbearer...
We Many are One!
>>562863057
Which older limited operator should a new player spark for on SAlt's banner, assuming they've already decided to spark? And if they hate wuh and don't want that stain on their account, which other operator should it be?
I am people, a people
>>562862479yep not getting new posts anymore RIP
>Damazti and kin having a territorial dispute itt
>>562863197none of them
>>562863162
>>562863197Why would they decide to spark if they didn't know what? Are they stupid?
The event isn't the only place she got made fun of...
>>562863197Texas Alter is a kind of quick band-aid for errors but not so broken she single-handedly carries you
>>562862605The grounded urban tactikino setting. Early chapters had a unique atmosphere that was lost because they had to keep one-upping and it always ends in fighting cosmic gods. I have no interest in Priestess or Observers
>>562863197Skadi or VirtuosaIf you just want a non Wuh nuke then Lappy
>>562863197rosmontis for IS, skadiva incase you dont like CE i guess, skalter is a dollkeeper and dollkeepers are good. wuh1 is funcore so that makes her kind of worth sparking
>>562863347Hey, not cool man
>>562863369You are absolutely right. I don't really know how to feel about the Ursus nuke because it feels pointless in the grand scheme of things.
>>562863234What they don't know is that they're being both puppeteered by Lucian & Co.
>>562863561I still sorely need a picture of Phantom, his clone, and Tragodia doing the Spiderman meme
>>562863197There's a bunch of options, I'd look for the 200 sparks. Rosmontis with IS module is pretty useful but she's a meme otherwise, W1 stun spam is nice for hover content, Nearl2 gets discounted and her no deploy slot S2 is a nice niche here and there, Skadiva buffs good and her summon makes placement much more flexible than any other Bard. That's the 200s, the 300s all are generally stronger but at that point it's a matter of if you've got other things along the way.
>>562863347>Courting death>You don't have the right>PassengerThe memes... the dna of the soul
Which Ascalon's skill is more effective against Gheist? S1 or S2?
>>562863705Speaking of 200s, who all were the 200 roll spark options in Wang's banner? Nian, Dusk, Ling? Probably not Chongyue?
>>562863882S2
>>562864105Thanks!
>>562863882S2, but i prefer Umiri due to range nowadays + less hope
>>562864319
cute and clingy lupo
Zaaro, senior Discord moderator
That cat>nyother limiteds
>>562863972Up to ling iirc
>>562864929hmmmmmmmm nyes
>>562864929Hmm... nyes.
>>562864319Ascalon's range is technically linger because her DoT stays on them as they get way farther away
>>562863535The last events I read were Cum Vultures and Near Light. Everything about them just felt so... human, it's hard to explain.Jessica's in particular was so intriguing because 1. tacticool and 2. we had a real villain whose power didn't rely on killing everyone but hurting them more than death would.
>>562864929I already sparked her last time
>>562865518nyabussal hunter...
I still havent E2 rosmontis after i sparked her on MT
>>562865710I also haven't E2'd my Rosmontis after I pulled her on her original banner
This is the worst Doctor OC i've ever seen
I almost sparked pepe.
gay and gayer
>>562865571
>>562865938Fuck off, /end/faggot.
I, too, wish to visit the toilet after reading this event.
>>562866045I wanna watch Texas on the toilet.
>>562866132Well it looks like now's your chance Sora
Is every ship with Texas dead now?
Sexas with Texas.Sexusiai with Exusiai. Drilling Sora until she's Sore-a.Croissant...uh, pulling down Croissant's Croiss-pants? Doing it Raw-ssant with Croissant? Let me workshop this.
>>562866667Well, the first thing you need to work out is how do you exactly pronounce Croissant to find the right rhyme
>>562866765En Passant with Croissant
>>562866765qoisson
>>562866667I would this Lupo.
>>562866667Putting my croissant into croissant
>>562866765Getting spent with croissant.
>>562866667CROZZON
>>562865938stay here endGOD
>>562866523Exu is a question mark, probably done. Lappland is done.Sora is done, possibly stolen by Giovanna. It's better for them this way, Texas is boring as fuck. They can all do better.
I'm more of a visual storytelling guy
As a VNfag it occured to me recently that Arknights is probably the single wordiest game I've ever played/read and perhaps to ever exist if you were to read every single story available.Can anyone refute this?
HURRY UP WITH MY DAMN CROISSANTS
Why is "rape is bad" such a controversial statement here?
>>562867584I mean, it’s a live service game, so it’s going to be bigger than VNs. But if we take something like Fishtent for example, it’s about the size of an average VN.
>>562867227>Sora is doneWhat? I don't remember that
>>562867584The main story of Arknights is longer than Tolstoy's War & Peace. The side events are longer than 4 more War & Peace's. I don't know if it is actually the wordiest game out there, maybe other long running games can beat it, but it's certainly an extremely wordy game.
>>562867584I'd imagine f/go would be longer now. Regardless, it's a bit stupid to compare a gacha game that constantly updates to any complete games or vns. At best you can compare it to some really long-running vn series like Rance.
But let's talk about the quality of the writing instead of it's length nyow
>>562867584it's already at least 4 Uminekos long and will continue to grow... Terrifying.
>>562868486Happy birthday
>>562866523Lappland moved on, I barely see texas and exu shipping anymore. Idk about texas and sora, I can't believe her harem actually died, has anyone else managed to keep their harem alive?
>>562867584I'm sure some ancient MMO has us beat still
New coop stages soon!
>>562868559Wyell... nyou syee...
>>562868559Muramasa > Victoria Arc > Uminegro
>>562868960one day I will read the tale of geralt the elfstabber
>>562868559Reunion arc>lone trail>everything else>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>shartoria arc
>>562868559
>>562869135KINOOOOOOOOOO
>>562867648i agree but rape (consensual) is fun
>>562868559wyell you see... wryting is syimply nyot very gyood..
>>562869135Carmen's line is really a "what the fuck are you talking about old man" moment
>>562869113What went so wrong with arc 2?
>>562868960Compare it with moege
>>562867584skip chad here. i've read maybe 5 minutes of the game so far and most of that were unskippable
>>562869364I’m not comparing kamige to kusoge
My niece caught me nyoposting and now she keeps texting like that to make fun of me, someone fucking curbstomp me on the pavement
>>562869540>someone fucking curbstomp me on the pavementhmm...nyo
>>562869540Nyopost harder.
>>562869423Imagine how many novels of /akg/ posts you've read.
>>562869620reading /akg/ shitposting to fall asleep
>>562869620We could write a book series out of this.
>>562869540could be worse, my roommate walked in on me jerking it to an amiya image
I think Caper would call me unc
>>562869540Based sister
>>562869301They bit off more than they could chew. They very clearly wanted it to be a big political humding with a billion different factions vying for control over Londinium and Victoria, but they failed to make most of those factions interesting and underestimated how much screen time having and developing all those factions was going to take up.The the Victoria arc were broken up into the traditional 3 act structure, chapters 9 through 12 would be the first act, chapter 13 the second act, and chapter 14 the third. They just spent so much time setting shit up most of which never ended up paying off or only got a bit of lip service in the conclusion.
>>562869301Let's not pretend arc 1 was good in the first place, the difference is that Victoria shat the bed hard in it's latter half and still had to release THREE whole events to properly conclude it. They really should've just focused on Sarkazwank from the getgo and have the Britain stories be events so. Then again, AK really shouldn't be the game you're looking for if you want good story writing.
>>562858471Why didn't she make it to Endfield along with my Rainbow 6 Ops???
>>562869540Does she call you a fucking queer now too?
>>562869540That's really cute.Teach her all the nyoposting basics.
>>562866523>>562867227>>562868687It's posts like these that really make you realise how much of a bubble akg is in
>>562869113>Reunion arc>lone trail>everything elsAverage larper take
>>562869267Don't pretend like you have standards when you probably think a scene that plays out like>My womb... is filled to the brim with the Doctor's hot cum...would be peak
>come on where's the unc I love that's always lookmaxxing?>what's with that L rizz, unc? your mewing streak stop?>try not to be a beta skibidi, unc
>>562869540Your only mistake was not doubling down
>>562869962No, as someone who recently read the entire main story, the Reunion arc was massively better than the Victoria arc. It's not even a competition. Even the beginning of the Reunion arc, chapters 0 and 1, were better than the majority of Victoria, because they had better pacing and kept things moving.
>>562870347Monsty rape correction imminent.
>>562870305>larperIs this the new tourist-like buzzword? Been seeing it a lot recently.
>>562869962Nah arc 1 was based
>>562870474What? this is like a decade or older buzzword
>>562870474Yeah it refers to someone pretending to be a fan of something without actually engaging with the material itself
>>562869540Just nyopost back at her. Two can play that game, and you have more experience.
Roaring flare was the peak of arknights and the upcoming anni very likely has a lot of the same characters present from that chapter...kino is back on the menu
>>562870562>this is like a decade or older buzzwordThe word itself is old, but only recently it has started to be used in place of tourist >>562870573Yes, I can gather that from context
>>562870347No u
>>562869540Nyo wyay
>>562870305Lone trail was actually great though. Reunion arc was a very mixed bag so I wouldn't put it first of course.
>>562870389>they had better pacing and kept things moving.Were short*
>>562870305It' a good take
>>562870850Idk bro, it was used her long long time
>>562871013>it was used her long long time
>>562870948>Lone trail was actually great thoughWas it? Was it really?
so how badly did Zima powercreep Pepe? is this t first time the standard beat the limited version?
*crack**sip*Ahhh...Near Light, now THAT was a good Arknights story.
>>562871441they are both trash. zima is usable in afk but not extremely good either.
>>562871260Yes I liked the part where Rosmontis and Ifrit kissed.
For me, it's the Great Chief Returns
>>562871260Yeah
>>562871475Only the Mlynar and Tola parts though
Ursinefags how does this stand up to other russian rock music (I only know of Kino)?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFRPbTmI1b0
>>562871441Tragodia and Arturia
>>562870787We're so back https://youtube.com/watch?v=0GdVQra_s6I
>>562871441the real question is how hard they plan to lock in on RA3. because otherwise there’s not much reason to use either anywhere
>only the cucknar parts
>>562871254here*
>he seethed
>>562872049...
>>562872134Here, on 4chan, are you pretending to be stupid? If you think “larp” is a tourist buzzword, you’re just outing yourself as one.
>>562872112Honestly I find operators with only throwaway vignette stories to their name laughable
operators who are used long long time
>he continued to seethe
Picking up Istina and leaving
>>562872458Wakata
>>562872331Not everyone can be relevant
babel was really good, i wish the rest of the story was as good as babel
>>562872458LAEVATAIN
>what parts of the writing are good?>this 5% chunk of it>no that sucks too>well I liked 5% of itSo everything is bad? No one likes anything?
>still pretending Zima isn't gooddidn't expect people to be that mad about her, but ok
Fishslop was so cringe and boring, thank god the rest of the story isn't as bad as fishslop
>>562872817Ulpenis homos are buttblasted
>still pretending to care about Zima
Chinks convincing people that Lone Trail was good remains the biggest piece of NGA said psyop they've pulled on us>oh wow, those are some cool space race aesthetics, who are they racing against anyway?>nobody actually>wait so nobody else is trying to get to space?>no it's just one crazy chick>weird, but at least she's doing it to further the collective understanding of science and all that>actually, she accomplished that by using up an irreplaceable piece of technology she dug up and attempted to burn up her research on the re-entry so that nobody but her can go to space>... why is anybody helping her again?>because she's just so fucking charismatic>oh wow, then I guess her lines must be pretty great then>actually, she only appears in 2 story nodes lmao
>>562872817not as good as the 5* on her banner.
>>562872323I used larp in the first place BECAUSE it's a tourist word and there is really nothing to be said about the amount of complaining about time jumps, perspective shifts, the insane violence of the infected, how much of a bitch ch'en was, etc that got posted back in the day till chapter 11 came along and Victoria became the ugly new bitch.
>>562872861Zima cant self sustain
>>562872901kek, good one
>>562872896>NGADidn't read the rest of the post.
>>562872831Kazimierz is slightly worse
>>562872760Just ignore /akg/. They call kino stories like Steins;Gate bad too. Contrarians will be contrarians.
>>562871441being able to turn off enemies through stuns will always be valuable but she's basically dead if you really wanted to use an earthshaker for pure damage
>>562872896that seems reasonable to lowlight though. it's all about urbica supremacy
>>562872896When you lay it all out like that it does sound pretty stupid
>>562872713Babel was good, but extremely rushed and ruined by headcanons.
>>562872974Just like you didn't read Lone Trail before making up your mind on it being good then
>>562872831They wasted two anniversaries on it and neither event was compelling. The saddest part is that they're probably gonna waste yet another limited event on it.
>snooze;gate
>>562872935most of the time she won't need to, she can tank the equivalent of H7-2 by herself without any healing whatsoever
Lone trail would have been great if you removed all the silence parts. Wouldn't change the story either
>>562873010steins gate is retardslop
>>562872896NGA didn't say most of that. Lone trail was praised as a story of sacrifices and loneliness.
>>562873119They gotta somehow sell boring cashcow alt, Skadi3.
>>562873094>Fishcuck malding over one rhine event being better than literally all of their shit content combinedLol!
>>562873010Pot, meet kettle.
>s;g>not scisloppick one
we are done with seaslop. it's space and stars kino. astesia alt will be t0 and worth max potting
>>562872896and then you have all the bits with Silence to drudge through
>>562873126>she can tank the equivalent of H7-2 by herselfAnon H7-2 doesn't have any dangerous enemies
Lets be honest, Arknights is just a vehicle for pornography. No one here truly cares about the story.
>>562871441Tragodia and literally everyone
>>562873384Astesia doesn't even believe in real stars. The Urbica family are frauds.
>>562873427then Ulpi should be able to outheal it quite easily, shouldn't he?his sustain is quite good after all
>>562873428I need plot for my porn to work"They fell to the ground and started fucking" simply isn't enough
>>562873384Astesia doesn't have anything to do with space though
>>562872896I think you're vastly overestimating how much people care about NGA
>>562873394I do find it very telling that an event that focused a lot of Mumu of all people (and one that saw her release as banner limited) gets more hate for what Silence did instead, despite Mumu's reputation in /akg/ being what it is
>>562870085What do they teach at the Nyoposting school?
>>562873527Not relevant to what I said as I wasn't the guy you were originally talking to either.
>>562873717Nyever Nyot Nyopost
>>562873537Living with a Stray Catgirl is my favorite pornographic manga, 50 chapters long, good story, 48 have been translated so far so I'm awaiting for the ending
>q up the event>people now know I’m bad at the gameIs this a humiliation ritual, what did I do to deserve this…..
All events are shit and contrived except the ones featuring my favorite characters
>>562873473she can access real stars
>>562873834I expect everyone I match with to be bad. Level 120, doesn't matter. Full meta squad will still fuck up gramophones and Jonkler. Really the one good player I had I miss already.
>>562873834You can play with us, /akg/ won't judge you.
>>562873834Just don't be bad
>>562873792Based
>>562872896I mean, there were several real life successful writers praising it as well. I don't think they speak Chinese or know what a NGA is
>>562873859And only in my headcanon that interprets my favorites as favorably as possible.
>>562873792To wholesome for me. I'm not a good person.
Stories are mainly read through two lenses/focus. Those of overarching plot and those of overarching character. Stories where plot moves the characters versus stories where characters move the plot. People who like one type tend to criticize the other though its more of a spectrum. As a gacha game, Arknights event stories tend to be character focused. Whereas the more grand overarching storylines such as those involving doctor and priestess are plot-focused. Lone Trail is more character focused whereas something like Exodus is plot focused. Personally I just skip regardless.
>>562873657Mumu got to do fun things in the event like flirting and betraying and more flirting. Silence was saddled with the bag of being a wet blanket
>>562873657Mumu wasn't even the focus of the event despite being the limited. Even Ho'ol did more for the event's narrative than Mumu did.
>>562873859This but unironically. There is no point in trying to convince people of a singular "best" event. There will never be a consensus because gachafags only care for their favorite characters.
>>562874252This is of course as opposed to "real" literature where we use the objective measurements to determine the quality of a given book.
Which event that even /akg/ would agree it’s good.
>>562874161Good punchline.
Events we can all agree suck?
>>562874231>Even [main antagonist] did more for the event's narrative than Mumu did.No shit, but Ho'ol had zero emotional weight for any of the characters.
>>562874453Invitation to Wine.
>>562874453Invitation to winenear light
>>562874453sieges event
>>562874453chobani’s
>>562874453invitation to wine is an invitation to whine
>>562874161Yeah I've always said I like the character stuff. Fia's drive to kill Andoain, Silence's realization upon witnessing Saria get shot, Lappy fucking with Texas in various ways, bunch of other things.The larger picture is way less important to me but can be cool too sometimes
>>562874453Act or die
>>562873785if you have played that map you should know that it's main schtick is spamming heralds, each of which increases the stats of all the enemies on the screen, so you get mortar guys capable of killing a fully running Haruka if you don't pay attention to what you are doing, actively killing the heralds is the strat there, but Zima has enough atk and def that she can stop caring about such things and just solos the stage
>>562873961If I had a nickel for every time someone in lineup exchange for the gramo stage didn't use my trapmaster or they surrounded jonkler with ops to all get blown away when he spins, I'd be rich.
>>562874426
>>562874453All yanslopHortus
>>562874453act or die, invitation to wine, and near light
>>562874453>event called who is real>doesnt tell you who is real
>>562874453Hortus was a complete fever dream
>>562874453HortusAnd I wanted to read Shu's event but gave up 1/3rd into Invitation to Wine
>>562874714*smack
>all these people saying HortusAustin reigns supreme
>>562874723>>562874453Wait I forgot about hortus, hortus was complete garbage too, executor does not have the capacity to carry an event
>>562874453HortusZiHGA retroactively
Was Near Light actually bad? I remember liking it. Should have been half the wordcount though.
>>562874883Gardenscapes man has been too cocky recently, we will beat him one day.
Hortus is a top 5 story in the game
Hortus was good tho
>>562874995Not enough Blemishine focus.
>>562874995Overall it was good but it's one of those events where the featured character (Nearl) is the least interesting part of the event. Il Siracusano is another example.
>>562874883Austin's suicide saved the world from Laterano>>562874995Nearl is a painfully flat character, but the supporting cast was great
Minostent...Where...
>>562874426>>562874453Damn...
>>562874995story was meh, gameplay wise I loved it, but I can see why some people wouldn't be fan of it because it was back when elememe was very new (just the second event with it) and still exclusive to enemies, we didn't have ways to mitigate it other than tanking it or rushing your formation all the way to the front to kill those fuckers asap
>>562875147You have Titi event. And Minos RA3 after.
>>562874426All the ones that have AndoainWe also all agree Andoain is the best character in Arknights
>>562874883You people need to learn how to separate gameplay from the story, bossfight being the civ escort mission was a separate issue from whatever the fuck was going on in the plot
>>562875147IS8!
blemi onlyfans with uncle
>>562875110>Il Siracusano is another example.Rubio and Bernardo were neat at the time, but the Bellone children and new city stuff are fucking awful follow ups.
>>562875389Operators that would subscribe to this?
Im curious, what animal features would you have if you were born in the Arknights universe? How do you see yourself using your animal features?
Hortus wasn't even hard
>>562875323My fuarking hero
>>562875467Me
>>562875389I'm uncle
>>562875258>And Minos RA3 after.Don't even joke about that
>>562875496And your codename is?
>>562874453Kjerag events minus degen's eventNear light Invitation to fucking wineFucking hortus, honestly ZiH and LE were trash tooAct or die
>>562875485Any event with Egg is a bad event
>>562874995>10/10 animated PV>Shining unsheathing her sword in a cool scene>Nearl dancing with Nightingale>Gravel fleshed out with a reason to be docsexual and getting one of the best CGs in the game>Viviana fangirling and her duel, Tola's mongolian schizo'ing with his khaganquest>RI cutting deals was part of the side game thingI liked it a lotDid mess up with Nearl's infected status though, that was dumb
Speaking of escort, isn't the SA2 event boss also an escort fight? Those always fuck with people but I saw very little about it posted when the event came for CN so i assume it's easy.
>>562875669LiberiFucker, 3* vanguardpipi
>>562872896>actually, she only appears in 2 story nodes lmaoThe mythologizing people do around Kristen and how sparingly she's actually used in person until the finale is by far the best part of Lone Trail.Unfortunately I have to agree that while it's good by gacha writing standards it's far from perfect. I loved the journey but the ending felt like it couldn't wrap up the number of plot threads it had opened up.Silence's story is a complete waste of time, boring ass character doing and saying nothing and culminating in "muh ethics department." Ho'ol gets what she wants, has an epiphany offscreen and then just gives up on her goals. Mumu tries to kill herself and then doesn't get to I guess, at least her ending scene is good. Oracle lore is great but it's also such a hard cut to main story plot you can barely consider it a part of Lone Trail.Saria and Ifrit's stuff is fine, Ferdinands end is pretty good for an NPC. The only fully satisfying ending is given to Rosmontis.
>>562874426BabelTrain rideVigilo
>>562875475Probably a SarkazI would use my tail for prostate massage
Kazimierz events SUCK
>>562875475Alas I'm probably a devil
Am i doing it right
>>562876060if your phon0r isnt maxed add the elemental tag too so either can drop and you still get a robot.
>>562875323Nah he's a dumb cuck
>>562876148I only have medical one
>>562875835>Ho'ol gets what she wantsFood?
>>562876282Yeah so just send robot + elemental at 3:50 Robot tags have a pretty high rate of getting crossed out so you might as well use both.
>>562875485We're talking about the writing, egg is just awful
>>562876302Sex, with me.
>>562875835>Silence's story is a complete waste of time, boring ass character doing and saying nothing and culminating in "muh ethics department." >Ho'ol gets what she wants, has an epiphany offscreen and then just gives up on her goals. >Mumu tries to kill herself and then doesn't get to I guess, at least her ending scene is good.All three of these points are contradictory, the whole point of Silence's shit is stop killing yourself which Ho'ol learns through Kristen calling her a chicken and Mumu learns from another sucker who refuses to do it.
>>562875835people don't understand that sometimes less is more when building a character like with Sephiroth on the original FFVII, you barely see the actual guy through most of the game, but the build up he had was great, he felt more of a legendary creature than manand then the remakes kill that mystique by having him show up constantly
>>562876452... and then food afterwards?
I've been told that newbab friendly banner coming up soon, when is it?
>>562876778What is a toilet warrior...
>>562876778sex with everyone in this pic except Ch'en
>>562876778Sex with only Ch'en
>>562876778Well it's gotta be Chen
>>562875475horse penis size, thick knot, big semen volume, 100% impregnancy rate (although i already have this), snake level endurance. i'll be using this to breed sakiko
>>562876778Toilet? Ch'en
>>562876826Late just like our resetposters
>>562876620Then she eats me.
>>562876862if you don't know then you are too young or naive to know, it's better for you if it stays that way
>>562875467whislash
>>562876778Ch'en is a public cum toilet
>>562876862You don't want to know. You will be happier that way.
>>562876778I'm ch'en's public toilet
>>562876862it's basically red gate being blocked off.
>>562876862Operators who are good in 1 tile wide lanes
Frankute
>>562856150me on the right
>>562876862Operator that works best with nasti, which is probably ch3n
>>562876778savage… forgotten…
>>562875475I'm not cool enough to be anything other than a liberi probablyI'd hope other people use their animal features on me at least
>early arc1 was le badWhat a fucking stupid self inflicted psy opIlliterate people that barely read books that criticized the writing and at the same time indicated HSR vapid and childish storytelling as some example to follow infuriated me
>>562876826If you mean the next limited one, I think it is in two weeks.
>>562877548We had an anime adaption and everyone still said it
>>562876826We don't know but probably 16th.
>>562877724Maybe because the anime adaptation was fucking bad
>>562877661damn
We love Ch'en here.
who is the best meat toilet operator in your mind?
>>562877545Liberi are cool...
>>562877806What gacha adaptation isn't?
>>562877813
Personally I think that Leizi is the ultimate toilet warrior, lets just say she brings the thunder. You do NOT wanna be heading in there after she's finished.
>>562877461*splurt*
>>562877839My wi'fe
>>562877548have you considered that those are 2 different groups you tard
should i watch the anime.
>>562877548The Misha arc was dumb but I will admit the indroduction of Reunion in Chernobog was kino
>>562877806I thought the anime was fine overall, not great but not awful. Except the fucking Darknights episode lmao what was that pacing on crack.
>>562877806Maybe the source material belongs in a toilet
>>562877724gacha in general is bad source material for an anime, I think only grub was somewhat of an outlier in that regard, Fate doesn't count because gacha is just one of the mediums they can pull from for an adaptation, Azur Lane, Blue Archive, Kancolle, etc, all of these were mostly forgettable
>>562877324Was Mountain the original toilet warrior?
>>562878078Um, wrong thread? this isn't /end/
>>562877860https://files.catbox.moe/xixjq1.jpg
>>562878125Yes
>>562878037Whose idea was it to shove all of Darknights Memoir into an episode and slap it into the fucking climax of Arc 1 like retard anyway?
>>562878117I enjoyed Princess connect's 1st season as a secondary but 2nd season was really boring and random yuri baiting felt really jarring
>>562878125Surtr was before him
Who the fuck is this? First time I'm seeing it.
>>562874453Under Tides put me to sleep halfway through and I never finished it
>>562878398that guy only shows up if you complete everything else in the mode iirc, random encounter like Duck or Gopnik
>>562878398https://arknights.wiki.gg/wiki/Little_Ba%27jie
Who's the most VIRILE futaSTUD? Muelsyse, Kal, Gladiia, Horn, Degenbrecher, or Saria?
>>562877461Zofia, you already posted this today
>>562878496>>562878548Ah a new critter from Expansion 1.
What's wrong with Invitation to Wine? I've been meaning to read it.
Family, this ain't it....
>>562878628Texas clears
>>562878310Yostar has a knack for picking the most incompetent people possible for whatever series they produce. I'm convinced they do it deliberately.
>>562878784I'm not your family, pal.
>>562878749HG set the chink levels to 11
>>562877813The evergreen autism of HP fanbase
>>562878749it's so offensively Chinese it hurts, like, that event was meant to be read in Chinese exclusively and any attempt at a translation will cause headaches to the reader
>>562878628easy answerhttps://exhentai.org/g/2751041/8a4a256fe7/
>>562878749Subpar translation.
>>562874690That's me. You're here to clean up my fuckups for FREE. You're the R6 bottom stage bitch.
>>562879056SO IT WAS YOU WHO KEEPS THROWING MY GAMES
>>562878864so cute
>>562878037The last episode was bad too
>>562878749Most of the story is about two literal who old men NPCs instead of the big booba blue dragon girl
>>562875475SerpentAvian Real(Male) with a a few charts to prove it
>>562878342>dies shortly after reaching 1 HPmust be a temporary toilet
My first jonkler clear was a lineup exchange.
>>562878310>wasted time on a shitty darknights episode that could have gone towards the last episode which was also rushed as fuckInsane
>>562875475I would be a perro, amigo.
>>562879404Why is this game so fond of doing this shit?
>>562879562What did you get?
Cozy snekbirdwife
>>562878398nuclear bomb that also stuns forever. the tour guide in the IS6 pv
>>56287940410000 years of doragon wet dreams...
I love snakes that are fat
how long do i have to beat ARK no NIGHTS? i'm sick
>>562879404Ling deserves another event for her... She's not just a layabout drunkard, she was a general...
>>562879642Because they think the player is satisfied with just voice lines and operator profiles, so they make the actual event itself about everyone except the banner character.
>>56287993010000 year sex with ling
>>562879918Just do it, if you're emulating you can use WASD to move instead of jobbing to the touch controls
>>562879902
>>562879735Sutr unga bunga
>>562879930No one cares
stop posting suis before my dick tells me to skip silverash
>>562879930>she was a generalRegressive dreams are not a valid replacement for real combat prowess
>>562879930a general drunkard that is
>>562880216>>562880258Don't we love jackie chan here?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3RdGAovU8Q
>>562880176>image of Chong saying 'it's over, you lost'.png
>>562880167Aye fair. My lineup runs on the jonkler stage sometimes give me lineups with almost no blockers and I have to pray the other guy uses the three defenders I throw his way before we get Irene S3'd.
>>562880162>>562880110>>562879902Ugly tail
>>562880428
>>562880417Well that's why we love Big Chongus
>>562879404>>562879930I don’t think I could hold back if Ling entered my office
Was Hortus really that bad? Is it required before reading MA?
What are some things we can all agree on?
>>562880528>>562880428
>>562880693Not really. Just the usual /akg/ anti-egg schizoposting.
>>562880693Yes it's that bad.
>>562880693>MAwhat?
>>562880703Fartooth deserved better
>>562880693It was good imo
>>562880693Look man I don't like stories that go>hey look at all these good people, guess what? They're all gonna suffer and be miserable
>>562880703Dogs are cute!
>>562880693>Was Hortus really that bad?It's incredibly stupid and melodramatic with contrivances for making everything bad happen and an ultimate judgment of Arturia the later story doesn't give a shit about. >Is it required before reading MA?It's required for people interested in Egg's character development
>>562880934Isn't that pretty much every arknights story?
>>562874690If I had a nickel for that I’d have two nickels, which is not alot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.Jobbing to the civilians on the other hand I would have 5.
>>562880946Dr. Cow
>>562880917Disagree. It's funny and I wouldn't have it any other way.
>>562880693The quality is directly dependent on how much you like Egg jokes and Lemon.
>>562880934why are you playing this game
>>562880693It got Lemuen beating up Oren so it can't be bad.
>>562880703
>>562880870Sorry I meant MT
>>562880693>Was Hortus really that bad?It's worse than we're making it out to be. It's so bad that it almost enter the funny bad kind of territory
>>562880693People resent the event mainly for finding the mechanics very annoying. Most of /akg/ are skipfags so any story opinions you see are gained from general vibes and osmosis.
>>562881308Incorrect.
>>562880946Damn I'm pretty cuteI would fuck myself
>>562881008>>562881147Not every story is so grim and depressing, Arknights at it's core is a Hopeful game, not a hopeless one
>>562881308We're doing this cope again?
>>562880693Executor is just boring as fuck
>>562881308>People resent the event mainly for finding the mechanics very annoying.Quit all the projection and excuses
>>562880693The only good parts were egg being autistic. It's a textbook exmaple of "we wanted this plot to happen so everyone had to be retarded"
>>562881308Correct
Today I’m convinced that /akg/ either don’t actually read or has bad taste.
>>562881458It's not cope if it's true. 90% of the time the people who say a story in AK is bad did not read it, and use it being bad to justify skipping it. >>562881504You were not posting here when the event came out if you don't think it filtered people.
>bring my wife, mostima, to the boss>guranated loss
>>562881692h-hot...
>>562881646>anyone who disagrees with me about the story is a skipfag, it was revealed to me in a dreamEvery fucking time
>>562881616Either illiteracy or shitposters today.
>unironic Hortus defenders
Be honest, did you get filtered by THE GARDENER? And yes if you guidefagged that counts as being filtered
>>562880946Saved by the wask...
>>562880946Cute!
Can you guys search anything on bili? When I try it asks me to login
>>562881267Not really, the most important thing about it can be understood just by reading Executor2s file. But if you would like to come to your own conclusion about it, its not that long of an event yap count wise.
>>562881752I'd be more inclined to believe these people didn't skip the story if their complaints ever had actual examples from it instead of general bullshit like >>562880934 you'd make up for a book report on something you never read.
>everyone who doesn't agree with my viewpoint is either stupid or a shitposter
>>562881830I got filtered by deploying Ines in the wrong spot and having to watch civs get their dicks flattened by boulders because the remnant slow fucked up the choreography
What was the point of the Seaborne sideplot with Aulus in Hortus?
I barely even remember Hortus. but I do remember having at least 3 moments of "no way this twist is gonna happen it's way to dumb and cliché" and then it happened
>>562881967Where do you think we are?
>>562881616Which post got your panties in a twist?
>>562882091It was funny
>>562882091What was the point of seaborne in general.
>>562882091To set up EP?
>>562882091Why does anything happen in any story
Everyone who disagrees with me is an stupid and shitposter
>>562881965>huh, this returnstinky asked if he should read this event and the replies DIDN'T spoil the entire story to argue for their position on the subject? that means I'm dealing with tourists and skipfags!Insider was a retard, the Sarkaz leader was an overly dramatic retard, the [redacted] subplot was literally pointless, Lemon's main achievement was aurafarming by standing up for 5 seconds and the conclusion of the event was axed to serve no purpose as revealed in the followup event.Come on bro, there's being a contrarian and then there's unironically trying to defend Hortus
>>562882295You got it.
>>562882091To make sure absolutely nobody in that monastery gets out alive in the long run
>>562882091To show how becoming another lifeform cannot provide the motivation to survive a struggle and further proposing leaving behind humanity to be followed up on by the law in Laterano where Federico essentially says that there is no right forcing others to leave humanity alongside you countering the Law and Priestess.
>>562882123All I remember is some orphan birds, their mom being turned into a seaborn for some dumb reason, muh sarkaz and the guy chopping off his head, the blue hair bitch fixing a gun and some stupid bitch firing it. Who the fuck was the gardener?
>>562882295
>>562882510The murderer is always the gardener, it's a rule for good storytelling
Everyone who agrees with me is a retard
What's the point of mobile cities in Arknights
>>562882801TRVTH NVKE
It's actually kind of funny how many events feature a "suicide is OK if you don't take anyone with you" message.
>>562882801True
>>562882913Because if you build a giant city in 1 place and a catastrophe comes you're fucked. The only permanent settlements that can be stationary are in catastrophe-free places like Kjerag or small enough the whole town could leave if needed.
>>562881830HE-8 was unironically harder than EX-8, the rocks are easy to deal with if you stuck specter/skadi/saria in front of them
>>562882932The writers really love characters dramatically killing themselves but suck at actually giving them good reasons to
>>562882913not getting blown up by Catastrophes, like if Florida was smart enough to move out of the way each time a category 7 hurricane was about to hit
What was the point of the incest sideplot with Arturia and Executor in Hortus?
Just live underground, duh
>>562883174Idk what was the point of the incest sideplot with Shining and Confessor in Victoria?
>>562883174To highlight that all her "be true to yourself" it actually just emotional manipulation an to make Egg question the nature of the rules he follows so blindly
What was the point of giving Penance such a fat ass?
when is this thing coming to PC?
>>562882913Gimmick that was forgotten 1 year after launch
>>562883396Hey man, don't kinkshame whoever came up with that
>>562883524When you download an emulator
>>562882913>Build NYC (sedentary)>Funny clouds appear on the horizon>8 million dead by day's end>Build NYC (mobile)>Funny clouds appear on the horizon>Casually dodge the weatherFunnily enough the originium byproducts necessary for generating enough power to operate a mobile city cause both Catastrophes and oripathy to be far more common in Terra's current era
>>562881916I can't search. It's probably going the way of lofter.
>>562881236After all these years it's STILL a fact that /akg/ loves her! Blemishine!!!
>>562883630It'd be a good idea to artificially induce catastrophes for more fuel!
new istina from skade
>>562882913It's a spongebob reference.
>>562883769TRUE!
Cute wife love!!!
>>562883828Grim.
>>562883828Spectacled bear
>>562883995Bearspectacled
>>562882091It was a red herring
>>562883828Zima... abandoned...
>>562884053They're usually blue
>>562882295>>562882604Tuna love
What did Zima do to skade....
>>562884319Skade hates Zima because of her tomboyish nature, she wishes that Zima was an actual boy instead of a girl.
Hold the fuck up, how did she pull a guy through a wall?
>>562883828and zima from fivefall
>>562884437It's a se-cret!
>>562883625hmmmm, nyo
>>562884546Xellos please
>>562884437the walls in is6 are just a suggestion, really. mizuki’s module does some fucked up shit
>>562884437the yellow tiles are bugged and enemies can be shifted through them
>>562884546Ropu...
should i buy jessikat?
how the fuck do i beat the seaborne mapi just die
>>562884770Do you want to have jessicat?
>>562884319>specter>IstinaSkade only like erotic women
>>562884546Damn brat...
>>562884836
>>562884817..nyes, but the limited silverash/pram banner is apparently next
it’s fucked up how rope counts as yanese. that’s not real. that’s made up
>>562884992Just roll for who you like
>>562884812which map
>shittalk insider>he shows up in my run>It's a cheeto run too so he's a good fitAie?
Operators with sinful bodies?
>>562885260Cheeto
>>562884992meta doesn't really matter unless you're an extremely sweaty nerd that cares about max risk/max asc content, roll for whatever makes your dick the hardest
>>562884992Get her for 180 certs and get SA and Pram with orundum. Acquire as many cats as you can.
is it worth doing all 22
>>56288550910 is all you need to do for the rewards.
>>562885260
>>562885067>>562885464oh it's not about meta but i'm a collector and i want both, worst case scenario i don't get either and have to spark in the far future>>562885470i guess i willthanks bros
>>562885706If you want to collect everyone you should prolly save the certs for kernel banner operators and hope the rest spooks you
What would you change about this game's story?
>>562885881Keep Alina alive, make Talulah join up with Rhodes (or otherwise be a main character), stop focusing on the Doctor in favor of Tal
>>562885881Just let characters make progress in the setting more, cause conflicts where they're obviously intended too, kill bad guys
>>562885881Sarkaz breastmilk can cure rock cancer
>>562885881make Amiya 11 years old
>>562885881Cut wordcount by 50%
>>562885881Increase Amiya’s boobs by 50%
>>562885881Force everyone to read it
>>562885873that's what i've been doing but the hoshi banner left me dry, it was a miracle i didn't have to roll extra for ave mujica, i can get jessica and the 32ish rolls with yellow certs, but after it i'll be poor again
>>562884812The april fools one? Just run up to the incursion points to spawn more seaborn. As long as you activate the two sea dog ones, fliers, propane and TFTT you win easily without getting damaged.
>>562886682
>>562885881Get rid of the precursor plot, everything was better before the "literally everything that happened was thanks to this group of people". Seaborn were much cooler when they were just horrors of the universe.
>>562884812top 5% btw
>>562887043it was easy once i realized picking pawns up starts spawning enemies, i was only picking 1 up at the start and trying to time my way past skadi gladiia specter ulpipi
>>562883828Very pretty burr as always
>>562885881Focus Victoria arc on the Taran vs Victorian conflict, have the Sarkaz invasion be something that happens at the end.
>>562887292Those really should have been two mostly separate stories. Would have been so easy to split too
>>562887292>Focus Victoria arc on the Taran vs Victorian conflictOnly on the condition that this arc only lasts 1-2 chapters
>>562887132You're supposed to only pick up 1 (5 max) to spawn dogs to distract caiper, activate you schizo run by stepping on the originium tile then stun Skadi while out of range, then avoid Andy and grab as many big guys as you want before killing Eyja with NI procs so FTT kills Andy and you can stun the rest to run through.
Operators who would canonically be into rapeplay
>>562884812step on red tile and runnnnnn
>>562887531Ulpipi
>>562887478i did>1 dog>time it so i can walk through the defender while she's blocking 3 enemies (timing is tight)>spawn the lower spitters and the upper fliers>wait for them to kill caper, healer, skadi, gladiia>spawn TFTT and the bottom guy>wait for spec to die and ulpi to be stunned>walk through to blue boxtook 0 damage
Is the new loli saviorbait?
>>562885881>Delete Seaborne and Aegir from the story. They serve no purpose and are too disconnected from the rest of the setting.>Cut down the chinkbabble on the Sui events>Delete Kashchey >Make operators from different factions interact more regularly in the story.
>>562882932Programming to fit the party(s)
>>562887531arturia
I HAVE BEEN JOBBING TO THE GRAMOPHONE STAGE 3 TIMES IN A ROW AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>562887531Arturia, Poca, Wulfenite, Gravel, Beehunter, Robin.
The last april fools map was really cool with the recruit mechanic but it highlights how despite the hunters having a trillion stat buffs they still don't have someone that counter the main seaborn mechanic of nervous impairment. It was funny to see the whole gang at the end... and eyja2 chilling there to prevent the stuns before she gets smacked by sea drones.
>>562888110
>>562883174incest
>>562887478Someone did a 00:50 time run and I still don't know how they did it, even with originium boost and getting the best spawns for TFTT and The Abandoned still takes me a minute
I didn't even know what the gimmick was for the seaborn map. I intentionally blocked myself on the rat and then just ran for the exit while stunning everyone...
CUNNY CUNNY CUNNYI LOVE CUNNYI WILL FUCK UKUSIKI WILL FUCK SUZURANMOLEST LOLISRAPE LOLISCUNNYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>562888110IT'S 4 TIMES IN A ROW NOW AIEEEEEEEEEEEE HOW THE FUCK DO YOU BEAT THIS STAGE
Raping Bagpaipu
>>562888440Wouldn't you get permastuck on specter2 pocketed by eyjalt doing that, I thought you bleed out before getting the stun.
Why the fuck are there so many icebreaker maps to do, what a drag
Smooching Bagpaipu
This is a hagcore game.
>>562888687Use dollkeepers and summoners/trapmasters
>>562888687Post code if you want and we can help you out
>>562888687
>>562885881erase all sarkaz from the story
>>562888703>Literally the final map
Consensual rape with ___
>>562888703Insane how this came true
>>562888968Average chest size just got halved
>>562889010(You)
>>562888687post room code. i can help you out before i go
>>562889010Aak
>>562888704I don't remember, I did it in 49 seconds on the first try so I assumed I did it correctly
>>562889048good.
So we really just left the Yurodstvo with her immortal EB to do whatever the fuck
>>562885881Delete Chinky content.Remove chink writting style in favor of good writters.Replace all chink skins with swimsuits.
>>562889373
b97mgmleln7hi8Help me
Dr.a was faster than me...
>>562889256you can’t be goin out killing concepts
>>562888093>>562888194>ArturiaIs this true?
>bluestacks crashes PIECE OF SHITRANDOM BWO IM SORRRRYYYYYY
>>562889483I would never say this
THANK YOU DR. A
>>562889940>Woman that travels around the world in a mini skirt and using her powers to incite the desires of random people She knows what could happen to her
Yes! Abject failure. Total, irreversible defeat on all fronts! Absolutely vanquished, beaten, curb-stomped and pissed on — until (You) came along! (You) will reverse the fortune of /akg/.
Biggest mistakes in Arknights? Hard Mode: Don't say Walter or that.
>>562890272that
>>562887531Lappland
>try doing chong monthly>jewgle fucking crashes>see if mumu unfucked itself>it still bootloops at 10%Yep, not touching that shit mode until they give us a PC client
>>562890375
>>562889483>randomly brick 5*s with yan skins>yan events suck unless you've been living in china and studying ancient chinese history for the last 30 years>yan events suck anyways because the stages were formulated to cause as many forms of brain cancer as possible>IS6i just want it to end.. they could switch to hyper sargon or horse shilling and i wouldnt even complain. just no more yan please
>>562890272Releasing Surtr in a vignette and Thorns in a rerun of dossoles
>>562890432Does jewgle play still force you or automate flipping the virtualization setting that bricks the other emulators if you don't change it back after?
I want to own lappland...
Sorry I gotta go now dr. AThanks for helping me clear the gramophone stage
>>562890272NEW RUN!?You Just KnowLaw and RitualGeneva provision article 74.3c
>>562890272Not releasing a duo FrankaLiskarm alt
>>562888687Haven't got it yet but use trappers, tacticians, summoners, dollkeks, ambushers, and liberators for gramophones in general. Wulfenite's traps don't autodetonate if you have her so she can squat on them
>>562890643I don't think so because there was a period of time when both of them "worked" for me. But then mumu started eating shit and now I'm left with the one that crashes randomly
Are the rumors about Lowlight true?
>>562890867Post Lappland9.jpg
>>562890476Some chinky skins are fine, for me it's>giving yan ops yan skins>giving summer ops summer skins
>>562891064it was a different time
>>562891064Zhang here. Yes they are.
>>562891038Reinstall mumu then. Double check your hard drive is still the size it's supposed to be and do a check disc run before you go to sleep tonight in case you've lost a couple sectors.
>>562890867
>>562891064Unsubstantiated but true none the less
Lappy in a dress
>>562890476Are you ready for Yan RA3?
>>562885215Why would your shittalk him? His only flaw was coming out late after everyone was already spoiled for marksmen so they didn't care about a moderate def marksmen let alone the ammo downside
>>562890375Meant for >>562890272
>>562891206Dropped my pic, probably my favorite chinky skin.
>>562891380Don't even joke about it. At literally any other point it would be fine but not right after IS6.
>>562891523Joke?
>>562891481You think Lappy has a nice bum?
>>562891371toes
>>562891523>Joke>He lacks the information
We can go to Sargon for the 3rd time if you want that instead.
>>562891523You didn't see the datamine?
>>562891748Only of Carnelian is there....
Does Gummy even exist in the story anymore?Even Ursus shit ignores her now
>>562891748>Tease golden city>Go to minos>Tease golden city> <--You are here>Go to not-sargon>Tease golden city>Go to not-sargon>Tease golden city>Go to not-sargon>Tease golden city>Go to not-sargon>Tease golden cityWe're gonna have a longer trip than One Piece at this rate>>562891862The count is in leithania tho
>>562891623>>562891707>>562891757
>>562891906Why have her in it. Her entire character is literal who with ptsd over butchering and eating bandits. That's more useless than Jane Victoria who was at least in the army
>>562891957You will learn to love Yan, one way or another.
>>562891938Then drag him to Sargon or something.
>>562891957You've shed your winter bulk right? Surely you're ready to wear the sargonese harem outfit?
>Yan IS>Into Yan RA>Into main story set in YanYou never leave China. You only temporarily look away from it.
I think Yan is okay
>>562892228I'd go to her golden city if you know what I mean
Higashitent...When...
>>562892228Kidnapping the count and tossing him in the room he can't leave until he's mpreg
>>562891938>Everything but the golden cityWhat could possibly be there to be danced around so much
>>562892550You just got higashitent. See you in 5 years.
>>562891938Can't wait for fucking Endfield to get it first than us
>>562892550You got one event bozo, wait 6 years for your next one. Don't be greedy.
>>562892550You got two don't spend it all in one place>>562892650Kingiest king of kangz and a conspiracy. It's kind of dick cause the establishment is across like 3 events and RA1-2
>>562892669>>562892792It didn't involve any of the characters I actually cared about though...
>>562892708>first than us
>>562892792Bro they've had two... Did you already abandon your higashi lupowife?
>>562891642Lappland has a very active lifestyle. I imagine she has a nice toned butt
>>562892960Monster Hunter doesn't count>suzupoint.jpg
>>562892989She doesn't get enough protein she's going to have a hank hill pancake
>Last two major countries to get a proper event get one>Higashi gets one, limited at least.>Sent straight to hell after by our Terra's situation>Minos gets one >It's a standard event and the 6* isn't even Minos nativeLowlight got stabbed by the greeks at some point I assume
Lappy has no ass
>>562855735I love gymknights
>>562893106Your lupowife is the most countest>>562893121He's an egyptaboo he probably never let go of his resentment
>>562893216Built for rape
You think columbia and kazdel are gonna drop the originium nukes today?
>>562892921So you're saying...you don't like Yan?
Higashitent featuring UtageSargontent featuring Carnelian and BeeswaxBolivartent featuring Dobberman
Being hired as plapland's gym trainer but your best efforts still fail to thicken her pancake>>562893345Fuck off to /pol/ and keep it there you retard.
>>562893381YANk my balls you dumb chink
>>562893421>>562893421>>562893421
>>562893216
