Previous: >>562842757>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Sakura Bakushin O (3* alt), North Flight (3* alt), SSR Daring Tact, SSR Daring HeartNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
Digitan LOVE
which uma is for me
The game should hurry up and EOS. No way global can handle the humiliation.
MINNA
Teio!
yankomanko
not even the first card....MANT slurpers how do we get out of this one... I dont think we can defend this scenario anymore...
Falcon event just proves that EoS is not on inevitable but will happen SOON
>>562860590please nuke globalEOS SOONFINALLY
>>562860597I'm glad I didn't pig out this time around
>>562860597they'll merge us with the JP server once we reach their timeline
at this rate they'll have to make the cap for all the rewards 800-900 billion, down from 2 trillion
>>562860597>Falcon event just proves that EoS is not on inevitable but will happen SOONNah we're fine, this is cygames, if this was managed by crunchyroll we would get a princess connect scenario the next month
love kingu
MEEJIROOOO MEEJIROOOOO
>>562860590we still love you Falcon
>>562860590why did they make such an absurd threshold in so little time?
minna please.... just one more run.... I will show you my feet and armpit.... hooooeeee....
The dishonor is too much to standWe must all commit sudoku in front of CyGames HQ immediately
>>562860707macky got blended with halala
*block your part*
Posting again in the new bread>>562860157The greentext in pic related is about the schizo I was thinking of. Probably not actually a teiofag.
>>562860854are they just making up numbers?? where would you even find that info
Me and the boys running a train on Dober.
>>562860849deal
Umamusume
I want Dober to mistreat me in public but get really shy and embarassed when in bed
>>562860902i roll for threesome
boyposting
>>562860245>>562860418Oh I see, this, the first 2 parts are not the same person, I don't know why they were merged together, though Teiofags on /v/ were known for trying to brick newfags into using their starter selector on her. The part about sloppa and scat and "the bot" is, the same guy, the scatjeet who now lives with you guys and has apparently adapted pretty well to /uma/ and has become a civilised member of your community by posting goonslop. Happy for him
the fraudperor and the fraudpress...
>>562861054holy cute vanilla sex
/v/mabros we should go to /vmg/ in my honest opinion
>>562860959>all those boys>no Tachyon, a horse that actually knocked up Dober
Feels nice to double TP again and space out the runs through the day by waiting for regen. This half TP shit is a curse
>>562861030Why is Bereshit-chan so mean to her papa?
>>562860936See>>562861146
Umadol spirit can overcome any setbacks!
>>562860937nooo she's feeding me french slop and giving me a lap dance...
>>562860849I'm glad I'm not a falcon fag
>>562861146>>562861331>the scatjeet who now lives with you guys and has apparently adapted pretty well to /uma/ ans has become a civilised member of your community by posting goonslopWrong. He was having a melty 2 or 3 days ago, and after the CM result by posting the same exact things he spammed /v/ with
>>562861238it was funnier when I misread it as Verxina and Gentildonna being forcibly married, now its just slop
Tomorrow
>>562861260she doesn't want him to kiss Chrono
[Sad News] Japanese fans are vocal about the global server and they are very happy (they're laughing)
>global fails the shartco event>Cygames finally wakes up to how irrelevant our playerbase is>no more extra gibs>no more sped-up QOL>no more global-exclusive Pakatube videos>no more exclusive Zippy Chippy uma when we finally catch up 3 years from now>in fact, we’re NOT gonna speed up anymore; we’ll be just like /fgoalter/, years behind, foreverSo this is how /uma/ dies…
>build for sprint>change agenda>1.2k/X/1.2k/X/1k>for all styles>build for mile>change agenda>1.2k/X/1.2k/X/1k>for all styles>agenda>build for medium>1.2k/X/1.2k/X/1k>for all stylesDamn, this scenario is kinda soulless
>>562861146I can't tell if you're baiting or shitposting but that fag didn't adapt or anything. He's still the samefag attention seeking fag he is with unprompted melty from time to time.He's multiple schizos in here but being a civilized is the furthest thing from it.
>>562861503Dik... taean...
>literally considered the strongest Japanese racehorse in history before Equinox came along and tied the record it held for 20 fucking years>was so legendary in its speed and power that a fucking G2 race where Suzuka actually managed to beat him is to this day considered the 2nd-best race ever among Japanese fans, only being topped by Oguri Cap's grand finale at the Arima>gets ONE (1) alt in year 1 and then nothing ever again, completely disrespected in the anime compared to his legacybut why
>>562861605>extrathey've already shafted us with christmas gibs
Nukes will drop on foreign soil before Global reaches 1 trillion fans
Newbab here :)Should i bother rerolling for kitasan black and super creek support cards or this is fine.The 3 stars umas i got were Fuji kiseki, seiun sky and admire vega, and still got like 9 pulls left
>>562861692starting gate/season 1 umaevery uma in this image was used mostly for jokes because that is how cygames envisioned the umamusume brand
they'll lower it again......
>>562861743you need at least one MLB (max uncap, 1+4 copies) ssr from your reroll
>>562861692Cuz le funni spic horse. Uma Pasa got zero aura, she is like that lovable jobber idiot that screams about dominating, but it's never shown convincingly anywhere in Uma.
Cygame's going to cull the quota to 500B at this rate
>>562861404>>562861634He was posting Suzuka goonslop and other stuff in the very last thread, which most people seemed to be enjoying while also asking if it was his scatposting that did something (it didn't). So that's why I assumed you had taken him in and he adapted, I apologize if I assumed incorrectly, he does seem more civil though
>>562861692the condom passer
>>562861503>Pokke's kid with far and away the worst odds
>>562861952I just hide his posts
>>562861952>I apologize if I assumed incorrectlyyou didn't
>>562861692American bred. Japs have a complex about non-jap horses. That's why they decided to give The Grand Racist of Japan Spechud an alt by beating Grass Wonder, an American horse who was twisted into wanting to be as Japanese as possible as punishment for beating Spechud in the good timeline. Alternatively, she's a joke character.
>>562861950DANCHOU GET THIS GUY DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ALL THE INDIVIDUAL EVENT REWARDS
do you think cygames feels funny about cingray becoming the de-facto face of umamusume?
>>562861952Consider replies to his posts are most of the time a samefag.
Attention my stray /v/ma bros.Seems minerals-sama is making good progress. We'll be able to go back soon. Sorry for the drama that infested /vg/ lately bros/bwos.
MLBhttps://jiggie.fun/MLBhttps://jiggie.fun/MLB
>>562862057Pokke is just the damsire there
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>562862269wife groove
>>562861605Falco killed uma
>>562861692special week being made to share the japanese derby win with pasa is actually the biggest insult to a horse in uma musume's anime media
>>562861692Digitan was also a legendary horse and look at her in-game.Also it wasn't just an alt, Pasa also gave us a meta speed card so dominant in only got dethroned in what, year 5 with the release of the Teio speed card?
>>562862361DigiGOAT is great though.
>>562862206I'm glad our favorite avatarfag/attentionwhore is doing good work (no receipts btw). I'm sure the situation will totally get resolved this time!
Is it better to run a G3 against a rival than a G2 with no rival?
>>562861605It's not like they didn't already have the player numbers bro. They just expected us to, you know, play the game. But nobody wants to play MANTshit so yeah
I really hate the missions with two races on the same date
>>562862482G3 with Rival.
>>562862142NOOOOO I ONLY STARTED PLAYING EARLIER I WAS TOUCHING GRASS
>>562862473Just saying, better than nothing. Have YOU gone there?
>>562862536I hate missions where they force me into Sprint or Dirt meme. Fuck these unpopular races for jobbers, and fuck their careers.We are Medium chads here. Miles and Long are aight.
>>562861784This. If Pasa was released today, even if they kept the luchador gimmick, it wouldn't be treated as a gag.
the chiyo
>>562862482The difference in stats between winning a G3 vs winning a G2 should be smaller than the potential +5 to two stats from Akikawa, so I'd run the rival race.
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY
>>562862206No worries I treat all Ai-chan posts as if they're post from AlmondLove danchou
>>562861784what about teio, mcqueen and suzuka
>>562861784I fucking hate side mouth art. Once you see it you can't unsee it.
>>562862785this but everytime I see anons post that cute, snow white boyhand from that one anon
>>562862785my dancho disbanded our club and joined almondlove............
>>562862630>>562862727chiyono RAPE
>>562862727which hentai is this?
teio!
I don't get how Cygays is this retarded. They obviously have data that shows them how many collective fans Global gets each day. Why would they put the limit at 3 trillion if Global only gets around a trillion fans
>overcapped power earlier than speed on VBoboDamn 15* Power sparks seem overkill\
>>562862094>American bred. Japs have a complex about non-jap horses. Which is so fucking stupid, yeah the ranch is in Kentucky but it's owned and run by a Japanese guy. Apparently to the Japanese it's blood that matters, not magical dirt when it's people, but with horses it's the opposite.
>>562862938bot detection program
>>562862938humiliation ritual for global
>>562862938We got too cocky
>>562862785it was never the same after someone leaked danchou onlyfans...
>>562862803mcqueen is too much part of the golshi comedy duoteio is annoying
Currens
Was JP really able to hit 2 trillion fans insuch a short period of time?How is it that one small island nation can generate more fans than the whole globe?
>>562862938More propaganda to shit on their dirty American fans, just like how they shat on their dirty American-born horses
>>562862907
>>562860774don't remind me
>>562862938it shows how cheap it is to run global
>>562862938they just copy pasted the code event from some old build in some old usb lost in the office
>>562862907>>562863152>sexisest Uma design locked in NPC purgatory
>>562862206Just saying, don't take anything for granted, especially with the mods. They could very well just be taking the piss and just ban you all again while looking like fools
Am I retarded or does it just make sense to reduce the fan requirement for global because our playerbase is smaller than JP?
>>562860375what do you like in a woman?
>>562862361>DigitanI mean, the horse -> uma adaptation is pretty good hereThey made use of the fan nickname. The uma is small and does not look strong, just like the horse. The horse being "very quiet" in personality being adapted as shyness is fine.Arguably, Digitan's career only suffers from Kurofune being mobbed
>public rooms are filled with dominator spammers Double debuffer + XOguri seems to be quite popular(soulless)
>>562863223Nishino Flower comes out this week though?
>mfw they have to lower it a second timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1UtRnGn5hc
>>562863275it does but it also is bad optics to point out the 2t requirement being a "bug" half a day after the event starts
>>562860734>merge usgod I wish
>>562863291Last medium CM was also like that. Only thing changed is there's a guaranteed ace (XOguri) instead of bring your favorite as an ace.
>>562861692Insecurity. All US horses are mistreated gag characters.You know who isn't a gag character though? Shitrius. Due to Symboli privilege.
>>562862785Is the OF that good?
Does Triple Crown route give more stats than Tiara?
>>562863001They can't go with blood for horses because like half if not more of all Japanese horses are part-Northern Dancer who is Canadian. Purely Japanese racehorses are basically nonexistent.
>Japs religiously play the game>Global doesn't
>>562863321Speaking of, when will be the next paypig ticket that includes her? I don't have the funds to throw on uma banners right now...
>>562863103>teio is annoying
>>562863275Don't forget JP warriors play this game way more while stuck at their office homes because of their work culture. The average American can't do that without their assigned HR roastie boss firing them for slacking off.
Why did the botters stop botting during the one time nobody wouldn't mind them botting?
so how do we kill teio
>>562863126>started on a weekend>during covid>hikikomori's everywheretake a guess
>>562862206BUT in the meantime we should just go to /vmg/
>>562863687because their name ends with -stein
post something cute
>>562863756
>>562863275It does but what didn't make sense is the way they worded the announcement. They could easily have used the accelerated pace as an excuse, but, instead used an excuse that could easily be taken as "Sorry we used JP stats but didn't know global can't pull it off"
>>562863687because it's funny
>>562863291>>562863418>mfw even group b will be filled with metapigs
>>562863467>half if not more of all Japanese horses are part-Northern Dancer who is CanadianRemember, you call it inbreeding when it turns out badly, linebreeding when it turns out well.
>>562863291Blame Cygames for making XOguri and debuffs so strong. If you can't have fun with your favorites, no one should, not even Ogurifags.
>>562862868elaborate...
>>562863869>group B will be filled the soulless mfs who somehow didn't make it to A while using the sloppiest, dirtiest team comp for the CM
>>562862938to make us lose aura, clearly
Umas raping their trainers is one thing, but raping other umas is going too far.
Tabaru was looking at the camera again during the Osaka Hai
>>562863275Yeah, but you must also remember that this event happened in JP when the player count was still high while global is just barely surviving after players dropped the game due to the unholy combination of sprintslop, dirtslop and MANT and then this event drops in the middle of MANT on a weekday AFTER cygames say they might take action against botters (they won't but the threat's still there). We never had a chance.
DID YOU LOOK AT CURREN TODAY?!?!?
>>562863779i want to rape helios so bad
people forget that the event literally happened during covid when everyone was at their home playing games lol
Chrono will save global when she releases in 700 days
>>562864164>after players dropped the game due to the unholy combination of sprintslop, dirtslop and MANTnta but also all the big fotm streamers (NorthernLion. like 90% of english vtubers) also dropped off at max 4 months in.
>>562864102don't forget about nigs that end their runs after hitting 2 wins
>>562864268I really want her but she’s so far…
Anons, I don't know the metawhich ones of my umas are the best for easily, quickly, consistently, brainlessly clearing the current 1st anniversary missions?specifically, 60 wins against rrivals in TS climax, and 15 graded wins in one rungive me a top 3, maybe 5, and stratsI feel like trusty ol' bakushin with speed and stamina is S-tier
>>562864116Being seduced by this uma goddess!
finished for today, can't stomach more MANT runs...
>>562864116Fuji is a groomer...
>>562864427xoguriunironically matikanebakushin
>>562862938FGO just rigs such events by making them progress steadily unrelated to player input
>>562864483I know she is not meta or anything but she seems good right? Maybe even better than the default version?
>>562864427XOguriWatch some youtube guide on how to play MANT it's a lot to explain
>>562864208The Falco card means I never have to look at Curren ever again
>>562864427rudolf FUCKSfalco could FUCK if you mutate her to turf Acurrenwhore could too but she's a whore
>>562863291How much stamina do you need to counter debuffers?
Why do all end closer SSRs give out recoveryslopWhere's my gold Straightaway Spurt or Masterful Gambit?
>>562864589nyo
>>562863756Meisho PocketJungle Doto
>>562864270Not him but I really hate this era of vidya where your game's life expectancy depends on how much or how long the fotm streamers will play your game. Though, I guess, in uma's case, I get why would they drop it.Game's very grindy and burnout inducing. There's also the CMs and finals being extremely RNG. Made me remember that one vtuber who had like over 90% WR but jobbed hard on finals, and against worser umas.
>>562864596She has Head-On and Speed Star as part of her kit which is pretty nice, and she gets a right-handed hint in one of her events. Also, although her ulti is 4s instead of the 5s on her default version, it seems easier to activate. I haven't run her in any rooms yet but I'm going to be using her as my ace.
>>562864130i wonder if losing his horseshoe changed the outcome of the race, but tabaru, croix and decile were strong
>>562864837Evil Pokke....
>>562864427People telling you to do XOguri are wrong and idiots because you're asking for an easy career and hers is pain until you get her ult online. Run Rudolf, regular form, as a Late while doing the Triple Tiara route. All it takes is some mile sparks from your parents and then you don't have stam targets so you can just focus on speed, power, and wit.
>>562864776Like 600-700 if you're XOguriadd 200-300 more if depending on how many recoveries you run
>>562864949Tabaru most likely would have win if not for the horseshoe
>>562860590this is goodfuck falco
>NOOOO MY HECKIN’ FALCO FEETARINO CARD PLEASE SPEND YOUR DAYS OFF GRINDING MANT I NEED THISNo, I don’t think I will.
>>562864483They got rid of her Paizuri windowUNACCEPTABLE
>>562865240>NOOOO MY HECKIN’ FALCO FEETARINO CARD PLEASE SPEND YOUR DAYS OFF GRINDING MANT I NEED THISI said this. Please think of me and grind hard.
>>562865240why are u drinking pee
>>562865240based, I'm busy playing ff tactics adv
>>562864427Use Daiwa. Run her as front or pace, late and end have more RNG bullshit to deal with. You don't even have to buy anything in the MANT shop if you just wanna bang some quick runs, just bring Kita and 2 other speed cards, plus 3 wit cards and do nothing but train and race G1s.
>>562864328The wait will make it better! Thats the cope I tell myself at night counting down the days.
>>562865128yea...
>>562864887Deserved for using goldshit
If the card was a Curren card we already would be twice over the required amount.
I'm real tempted to get sweepy just to farm unity for a perfect 3* medium 3* ignited spirit pwr oguri grandparent
>pump>dober unique>OYL>radiant>on an uma with capped power (actually above cap thanks to turf menace)At what point are you OVER BUDGETING for acceleration? Do you ACTUALLY need no stopping me at this point?Feels like im spending half of my skill point budget on accel now
>>562864949Maybe, maybe not. You can’t really say for certain. Croix was really strong especially with the last surge and his jockey marked Tabaru and Take well from the start. Satono Reve also lost his horseshoe during the Takamatsunomiya Kinen the week before and still won, for example
they say we are flopping because the event came out on a weekday when in jp it was during the weekendi guess people do be working
>>562865240pls save Carmine
>>562865525This was funny. iirc she dropped the game after that
>>562861404>Wrong. He was having a melty 2 or 3 days ago, and after the CM result by posting the same exact things he spammed /v/ withI don't remember this. What was he posting?
Man, not enough uma comics, I need some new ear touching and fondling
>>562860854we are being shamed... public humiliation...
>/v/ermin are back in their own containment, this thread is chill nownoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooticing
>>562865774I think she still played in gemini and cancer then dropped. The goldship moving in front of hers is still hilarious
>>562864887same it's really stupid honestly. Thousands and thousands of people will play some game happily everyday but because Kyaaa@PANTSU stopped doing her Uma training/toe wiggling splitscreen streams zoomers think it means the game is dead. It's like some weird reverse FOMO, like you don't want to be caught spending time doing the thing people stopped doing, except the only people who stopped doing it are meaningless e-ecelebs.
insane the amount of cope coming out of global because they don't play the game unlike JP
DO SOMETHINGWHAT ARE YOU BEING PAID FOR
>>562865774>>562865525the only one who played more was Reine but she got filtered already too I thinkall of holotubers bascially stopped after FOTM worn out
>>562865723a long time ago someone posted this and anon commented "if opera saw this image she would come handsfree" and it has lived in my head ever since
>>562866140He knows what's up and he's being a bro.
The cumulative fan goal for this event is obviously to large for global, but setting that aside, isn't the individual fan goal too low relative to the cumulative fan goal?The cumulative goal is 1 million times the individual goal. IDK how big the JP player base was back when this event happened, but I doubt it was 1 million. Shouldn't the individual goal be at least 1/500,000 of the cumulative goal? Especially when you consider the fact that the reward for hitting the individual fan goal is just a title.
>>562866140he's a good man.
Which anon should I rape?
>NOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO PLAY THE GAME 18 HOURS PER DAY AND BURN YOURSELF OUT AND COME TO HATE EVERYTHING YOU LOVE>why>LOOK AT THESE CHARTS AND NUMBERSdo people unironically decide to play a game or not based on player count or steam graphs or whatever...?
>>562863463Anyone know .
>>562865762oh yeah i remember that, not mad croix won since he deserved it, always tragic to see when something like that happens so it's great reve defeated the satono curse
>>562865778He jobbed at his CM finals, started spamming "I hate this tranny game" with different image reactions to wojak, and then was banned for it. Next thread he started spamming even more wojak, to guro and then scat.
Cope aces done for the next champion cup. I don't have the will or time to grind out MANTBlazer runs so hopefully these'll win me B Finals.
>>562866426you can't do that
>>562866380 you BUM they're literally discussing which humans to rape RIGHT UNDER YOUR POST
>>562866456Oh I remember the tranny game stuff but I guess I missed the wojaks/guro/scat.
>>562865909I wish
>>562866440With epithets it is 10-20 less. That's what someone else told me.
>>562866354yeah I wondered the same thing. I realized I had finished the individual goals by accident yesterday night. I don't think we even had the first combined goal yet. It's really weird.
>>562866447I can’t wait for Reve to become an uma eventually, we’re overdue for some more Satonos at this point
>>562866262Sir we like hags here
>>562866426the one with soft hands and nice nails
>>562866524his face was like that because he was remembering the first time he was subjected to his umawife's umanko
>>562866354yeah the individual goal is MAX 4 runs, you can be done with it in 2 runs if you go hard on fans
>>562866426not mefor shiraoki protects me!
>>562866426before yesterday I would've said dotoposter but now I think he would just enjoy it too much...
How do these whales run 40 races and still have high sctats
>>562865240wtf is that piss filter game
>>562866761every mid 2000s shooter ever
>>562864918Me too, hope to hear your results, thanks for the info mate
>>562866687>7
Is fast and furious any good???
>>562866687TRUE!
>>562866761looks like mass effect
>>562866657extremely cute cafe swimsuit
>>562866828Yeah they're fun movies
i told falco umadols need extra umanko exercise
>>562865762Golshi would 100% laugh at Tabaru for losing his shoe mid race kek
>>562861348Marry your fated partner or suffer the grave consequeces
>>562866736Stat books. Rival stat bonuses.If they're whales they're prolly running Speed Fuku - just be lucky bro
>>562866140A horse girl from the academy?At this time of night?In this part of the country?Localized entirely within the Trainer's dorm?
>>562866687>>562866847HOLY
>3 hours of using uma with sweepy and zero crashes so farMumu bros we are so back
>>562865240Woman or gay?
Post Fuji tits
Shiraoki isn't real
I wouldn't say there's a lot, but there's enough art of Doto and Opera involving swords for me to notice
How big was the game in Japan around this time? The revenue third worlders have been posting charts consistently showing global as being one of the highest earning gacha games, so why is that not transferring into players actually playing the game? Is it very whale dominated, or are there thousands of people spending money on the game but not actually playing?
>>562866119Should I learn to draw so I can sketch my satono & doto as a futas who gleefully breeds the umas who get second place to them in cm and rooms?
I would rape Hishi Miracle
>>562866237only the EN ones, some JP holos still play
>>562867051
>>562867042women are gay
>>562865443hell yeah, have one of your beastfellas send out a lamia kiss for me
>>562867119Creeku is a fake hag
>>562867206yeah I meant mostly the global FOTM
>>562861054I rolled for V bon because of meta. I rolled for Dober because of love.
>>562867116>combined
>>562866736Racing has a chance of getting a shop popup for manuals and scrolls. +15/22/30 stats on top of whatever the race grade gives, as well as potentially +10 stats from Akikawa makes running a G3 usually worth it. Of course, you need to get lucky with the shop.
>>562861692Just wait for Cinderella Red adaption bro.. Announcement any day now..
you will be rolling for her right?
>>562867119Peak uma performance
>>562867481I like the small uma.
>>562867481i need someone to build 9 sprint 9 stam inherit...
>>562866687>>562866847Yay!
>>562867447The problem is Pasa lacks the underdog element, he was so dominant that it wasn't funny, it was like if Maruzensky was never held back by bullshit rules.
>>562866013>>562864887Do you guys realize its NORMAL to jump around from game to game?Do you guys realize its NORMAL to not treat a gacha game as a MMORPG?
have you finished your daily MANT careers?
>>562867481boring ahh design and boring personalityso no
>>562867690So you're saying The Condor Pasa is the Solo Leveling of Uma Musumes?
>>562867779if jumping was okay games wouldn't be designed around constant attention retention
>>562865774No she played at least another CM and got 2nd if I remember correctly. Don't know anything after that.
>>562867652A dacchi from here have 8* stam 9* sprint inherit although Falco
Falco is cute and I like her a lot.
>>562867481sex design and cute personalityso *cums*
>>562867481>rape me or I'll pull the anti-rape alarmBut Nishino if you do that people will start thinking you're crying wolf causing them to not take action when it's being pulled for real!
>>562867929guess who that dacchi is bwo...
>>562867864what are those deflated balloons in the background?
>>562867116>showing global That's combinediirc Global earned 6 mil in march
>>562867481I'll ticket her - when's the next umatix?
>>562867481Only if she shows pits in the onsen
>>562868030in reality the trainer would be presumed guily for 6 years during which he'd lose his job and all his previous friends and faculty peers would presume him a threat to society, finally once court proceedings ended and proved him guilty in the off chance he didn't take a plea deal nobody would believe it and he would still be a social outcast.
>>562868030Anon that's not a bug, that's the end goal.
>>562867953me too, she's adorable
Can i take dodging danger without prudent?
>>562867924...yes anon, that is their goal, to keep you from quitting. The point is like dangling RIGHT THERE in front of your face
Has anyone experimented with Steadfast/Unyielding? It seems ridiculously unreliable
>>562867779>Do you guys realize its NORMAL to jump around from game to game?Nyo. Don't make your steam library cry.>Do you guys realize its NORMAL to not treat a gacha game as a MMORPG?Gacha games themselves doesn't help it since they make their games a giga grindfest that constantly needs your attention or daily attention. MMORPG's probably far more chill than gacha games.
>>562868098She got angry and popped them
danchou please stop erp'ing in the club chat stop telling the other members youre gonna umapragnate them
>>562866847can someone edit this to 67
>>562867210Nice! Got any more Fuji tits?
>usually shop updates with many hammers for the last 3 races>Im not sure if it happens all the time so isave the 3 i have >It doesn't happen all the timeI was actually super close to bricking my run by using them in Japan Cup and Arima
>>562868098scarlet is canadian and keeps her milk in bags
>>562868279how u get umapregante
How do we live with the fact that this event confirmed Global is dead and EoS could come LITERALLY any day?
>>562868139October>>562868205If you wanna gimp your front runner, yes
>>562868078o-oh
>>562867041wtf is this brat doing
>>562868196Not in Japan he wouldn't, because anyone that claimed they DIDN'T fuck Nishino Flower must be telling the truth, because no one who is sane would lie about that.
>>562868375inspiration event
I don't need Fighting Spirit but I bought it anyway because it sounds cool
>>562868196Being a defense attorney for male Torenas feel like the easiest money printing machine. All you have to do is prove that the Torena can't rape any uma because he's too weak
>>562868390I do TT and CMs, not dumb timed grinds.
>>562868205No, you take both or you don't, the sp is better invested somewhere else
>>562868375first an uma takes off her clothes
Waiter I need more Master cleats, and then don't give me one during the last 3 turns
how do umas even learn about sexthey don't get the birds and the bees
Saw this in /v/. How likely trainer is to end up dating his uma. Thoughts?
>>562868279Damn you have a cool danchou
>>562867481I need payback for all the times that this brat has mogged my trainee so I'm making her mine.
>>562868721wei~!
>>562868726better than the chink one
>>562868726I didn't click on it, but I think it's a poorly designed ranking made by a stupid person
>>562868726Fuku is destined by Shiraoki-sama herself. There is no escaping her.
>>562868726Pretty good, though I don't know why Curren is "Meant to be"
Stego cool.
>>562868726Move Ayabe down a tier.
>>562868726a lot of umas need to be moved up tiers
>anons said mant is gonna be awful and unfunny>anons said i'm fucked because i have less than a million clocks>my net gain of clocks has been positive since mant's release and I'm having fun doing my 2 runs a dayI'm unironically having fun with the game instead of just reading the stories and doing a single run a day
>>562868801it's wahey now anon...
>>562862361>Teio speed cardAlmond Eye and Still in Love were released beforeAnd for the skill Oute there's wit Rudolf and speed Air Groove
>>562867563she's a WHORE
>>562868726not even shitposting maya should have a tier of her own that girl is thirsty no matter how you look at it
>>562868726everyone should be in "meant to be" except for maya
>>562868726No one cares /v/ermin retardYou're in /uma/ so act like it
>>562867481Nope, I'm not a metaslave
>>562868589Riko just wants torena cock all to herself, the greedy sow
>>562867481I would but I have Taiki already so I'll make umas with my Taiki and someone else's Nishino, because that's a canon event
a /v/-tard is speakinglisten and learn
What's next now that we've established global global is an anti-Falco zone?
Windbaba living her best life
>>562868589>tastes trainer cock once>becomes a dicktatorMany such cases
>>562868726...so this is what you /v/tards do all day? Post meme rankings until bump limit?
>>562869246>global global
I will umapragante the next Turbo poster
>>562868726It's a lot better than the chink for (You) tierlist. Although move Falco lower to "Umadol" or "Loser" Also move Ayabe and Suzuka to strong potential. Move Tamamo to Meant to be.
Genius at Cygames: Let's make global grind 6 gorillion fans after the worst longslop CM in months, also the event should last 3 days in the middle of the work week so only unemployed people can do it
>>562868521It's an infinite money hack
>>562869029It's not about how for (you) an uma is, but how likely trainer is to start dating her. And there's no planet where trainer reciprocates mayas feelings
>>562869128based
>>562869323
>>562868726>Fuji>not meant to beshe comes to fuck you during other uma careers
So I have to just say something is from /v/ and I absolutely drown in (You)s? Absolutely broken general
>>562869572i did this
>>562869572nyo
>>562868726I can imagine TM Opera o saying the exact line "I am inevitable"
>>562869643We like exotic goods
>>562869443Oh yeah, if it was so bad then why did I get Platinum?
>>562869380Falco is literally one of thirstiest umas in the game. Thought i guess that yeah, trainer does not like her at all so the bottom spot is fitting
>>562869634You WILL be seduced by Fuji.
>>562869380>Move Tamamo to Meant to be.I also got that feeling during her story. It's not as in-your-face as some of the romance but you go through a lot more intimate situations and she admits darker and more difficult shit to the player than you usually hear. By the end it just felt like a foregone conclusion that the trainer and her had become a permanent fixture in her life.
>>562869643>make a tier list on /v/ and get like two (You)s at best and probably just get called a retard>post it in /uma/ and get the most replied to post in the whole thread
where did the wit cards gothe best wit cards in the gamehello ???
good NIGHT umadacchi behave for the night
>>562868726Suzuka is definitely in love with trainer in her own dead affect autistic way. I got zero relationship vibes from golshi though.
>>562868117The lowest I could for JP in 2025 before Global released was 6 Million in revenue in April. The lowest after Global released was around 15 million I think. Most months JP revenue before Global was around 10 million, after Global it was around 18 million.Global is around as big as JP.
>>562869529oh, that makes sense actually
>>562869884Uokka's so fucking cool...
>>562869907The date event where Golshi has a deadpan date with trainer and acts like a mature adult for once is enough proof that if she wanted (You) she'd take you on the spotShe's the most dangerous of all...
>>562869529>And there's no planet where trainer reciprocates mayas feelingsMayanofags don't like to admit this but even when she tries to flirt with her trainer they always say something vague or evasive that can't be read as romantic intent unless you are super delusional
>>562869840Not to mention her family more or less approved of you already, and she one time said as her partner rather than her trainer.
THREE FUCKING WIT CARDS MAN
Or you could just not be farming for (You)s and just be yourself, you seem lonely nonny, attention seeking like an abandoned soulHere take this Top Dog
>>562869907Suzuka is ABSOLUTELY in love with trainer, but the tier list isn't about that. It's about whether the trainer feels the same and would date her. And the trainer does not have any hints of attraction towards her like with other umas. Even gold ship at the very end with how you're the only one that can keep up with her. I can see it more than suzuka.
>>562868726>Would let you hit right away if you beggedKitasan BlackMaruzenskyTaiki ShuttleNice NatureMatikanetannhauserEl Condor Pasa (forma de umamusume A)Rice Shower (you think she's this but she's actually tier 3)>Insists on a date and a movie first but weak to pressureKing HaloMayano Top GunTokai TeioDaiwa ScarletNarita TaishinMejiro RyanMeisho Doto>Absolutely not without at least months of going steadySymboli RudolfTamamo CrossAir GrooveVodkaSilence SuzukaMejiro McQueen (she thinks she's this but actually she's in the first tier)Mihono Bourbon (you think she's this but actually she just rapes you out of the blue)Gold City>leads you on and always flirts but will only let you hit on HER termsCurren ChanSeiun Sky (but easily made tier 2 by a proactive toreina)T.M. Opera O (thinks she's this but is actually tier 1)Biwa Hayahide (It's all calculated. Even if she's actually tier 5)Fuji Kiseki>easy to trick into sexHaru Urara (rip)Sakura Bakushin OMachifukuTwin Turbo>rapes you out of nowhere one dayGold ShipSuper CreekGrass WonderAgnes TachyonNarita BrianSatono Diamond (she's gentle, don't worry)>umacelSmart Falcon>loves food too much to have sexOguri CapSpechud
Is there any Uma who you'd rather vigorously eat out before her sucking you off? For me it's Mr. CB for this extremely specific scenario
Ironic.
>>562870102Those stats look good enough desu, add Medium S and looks perfectly usable
>>562860854>decades of socially engineering japs to be perfect mindless worker drones has led to their NEETs also being able to NEET 3x as efficiently as the entire rest of the world combinedgod damn...
>>562868726I dunno how Curren is in meant to be and Maya is in faint spark. They are both underage whores that try to get the trainer to fuck them and the trainer is being a faggot and not fucking them. They are the same character except Curren is a bigger slut
>>562869526 if still is actually a denpa uma, which umas are more of a yandere than her?
>>562870102xogger food either way
>>562870102>pump dober OYL radiant star with capped power Is NSM actually worth it at that point? Is there an acceleration cap?
>>562870190it's been a while since I saw this post
>>562870190Ah, the good old days...
>>562870169Ohhh I misread then. Yeah trainer isn't picking up what she's laying down at all, although you'd think so considering how absurdly romantic she gets at the end. Maybe he's just married already.
>0/7Yeah I'll just stop for now. The quota will probably be cut down to 500B or 400B later
>>562870192Not exactly the same but for me, it’s a 69 position first one to cum loses competition with Ai-chan
>>562870190The one tier list which nobody can argue against.
>>562870257>dominatorThat grass is clearly with oguri
>>562869982Yeah, all umas have some level of ship tease with the trainer (its part of the genre after all). All of them would date trainer, the question the tier list proposes is which ones trainer would entertain
>>562870243I don't think we have anyone whose love is heavier than hers
i look like this
>>562870419Guess this proves the game isn't doing as well as in other serversDid Korean or Taiwan have any issues to complete this event?
is it worth trying to get escape artist on daiwa? that helios power card is kinda shit and id rather borrow fuku instead
>>562870309No. This is the essence of the late surger. You will not activate every skill at once, or some will be mistimed. You layer as many as possible to counteract this.
>>562870529Can I have sex with you?I love white hair_
>>562863463Yeshttps://uma.guide/agenda-planner/Check presets and epithets on the right
>>562870005Why is it pronounced that way? I thought B- was the Japanese equivalent of V-; shouldn’t it be “Bodka”?
why is the server shitting itself so hard did botters finally wake up or something
>>562870703Justaway...
https://x.com/himariarchive/status/2041371084537442667So this is why Eden decided not to do anything during Falco's event.
>>562870458Kek that sounds hot and hilarious, my situation was more of an Uma who you'd prefer eating out instead of getting head. Does /uma/ like giving oral?
I've only ever read Spechan's storyAnd her event at the start of the gameAnd her main storyEverything else is a hard skip, even if she shows up because unless she's the main focus it's not worth reading
>>562870550iirc the numbers were adjusted for those servers to be more reasonable
>>562868726brian should be up a tier
>>562870625Well I mean, you need some mid race too right?Even if you perfectly proc all your accells, if you're way back you lose anyway, right?
>>562870529LADS ahhh design
>>562869945>Global is around as big as JP>Looks at march (anni month for both servers)>not at all
If I already have Taiki, then I can skip Flower right?They're basically like Ryan and Dober, where I generally want both of their uniques right? So as long as I can make Taiki legacies, I don't need to make my own Flower legacies.
>>562870925kek
>>562870882>brian should be up a tierShe gives us store-bought chocolate for valentines day and her hot springs event is tame at best
You're a trainer in Tracen academy, but it's forbidden for you to copulate with your trainees, and failure to comply will result at best in losing your license, at worste, deathWhat do you do?
>>562870529Average desuwachad btw
>>562870946my bad, I decided not to put in a single cent more until this scenario is over
>>562870946strange, I felt like it was bigger than that
>>562871103I wait until they're not my trainee anymore, duh
>>562870529w-who am I supposed to self-insert as here...
Which way, /uma/?
>>562868726Probably the best tier list ive seen, but some changes id make.>Curren down two tiersShe's very thirsty, but I never got the vibe trainer is very interested.>Digitan and Gold city up a tierDigital and her trainer are straight up a perfect match in heaven, her hot springs event is her finally being able to be herself around you and only you. And gold city, come on man. It's obvious that trainer san has the hots for her, and she does too.>Fuji and Bourbon up a tierPractically dating at the end of career mode.>Ayabe to inevitable While the career doesn't have a lot of romance, the implication is huge. In a bond story I'm pretty sure trainer claims he has a thing for her.>Tama to meant to beYou're her family and you feel the same way. It's obvious.>Chiyo and Brian upIdk why, I just feel it. That's the vibe I got. Trainers got something there.
>>562871103>but it's forbidden for you to copulate with your traineesThis is not an issue because I always turn down my trainees advances and lie about having a boyfriend.
>>562870852That makes sense for Korea and Taiwan since they are each just one country, but you'd think the GLOBAL server could keep up.
>>562871103Have sex with another trainer
>>562871103>it's forbidden for you to copulate with your traineesI don't remember this being a rule
>>562871320I'd personally fuck the trainees of my colleagues
>>562871103SEX FILLIES
>>562870925This made me seethe momentarily I have no idea why
>>562870946>looks at 1 data pointkek that's not how it works bwoThe revenue averages almost did a 2x since Global released and I'm guessing China and the other servers are also included in the revenue charts? Global gets Cygames around as much money as JP does. Of course JP in its first year was probably earning more than Global in its first year but right now they are around equal
>>562871364wit but you beter get that stamina higher for kikuka sho
>>562871379>Bourbonher dad basically gave (You) her hand in marriage
I'm so tired of this bitch and her useless ass sparks.
>>562871103fuck someone else's trainee
>>562870909I no world would Kitasan have bigger tits than Dia. Though the breast envy is hot
>>562870236Because the trainer is exponentially more receptive to curren than maya, even if they're both equally thirsty.
>>562871517do you really go for triple crown instead of tiara for anything but longslop?
>>562871683not every uma has A mile gwo
>>562868726Suzuka and her trainer are pretty much already married. Stupid /v/aggot didn't even read her story.
>>562871098but she gives you her vegetables
>>562871103I repeat "this goes against regulation and I can't have sex with you" while Nishino Flower impales herself on my cock. That should be good enough for compliance.
>>562871683now that you mention it, tiara is safer unless you got good stamina items in the shop or... you somehow picked stamina parentsi'd still go wit desubut it's also what anon says >>562871792 implying you're not going with mile sparks beforehand
>>562871865Its our responsibility to inform Biwa that her sister is trying to evade her vegetable eating duties next time
>>562869960+:wife-:slop
>>562871881Don't say it like that.
umacopulation
>>562872024Perfect solution: Tell Brian to suck my cock, so she can say she eats my cucumber, banana, eggplant and drinks coconut juiceBiwa can join
cm12 status?
Falkeks lost bigly
>>562872143Training debuffers, later I'll train my favorite frontsIf one strat doesn't work, I'll make everyone else miserable
>>562871098Her christmas event seems pretty direct to me
~ r e l a x ~
>>562872098I was originally going to say "while she deforms her own stomach with my rod" but didn't like it as much. Sorry.
>>562872143second run of a first parent
>>562871683If you have at least B in Long you can often with the Kikuka while training for mile. It was never consistent but I was even able to do it when training for sprint a fair amount of times with King in Aoharu.It shouldn't be hard at all when training for medium though.
Rice Shower was the one who decided not to change the fan requirement for global
>>562870102Yeppers is not a wit card, it's barely a card even at MLB.
>>562872567keep posting
>>562871603The trainer thinks they are both cute but doesn't wanna fuck either one of them because they are too young or cause he's their trainer or some other gay reason, that is how I see it anyway. I haven't read Mayas career in probably like 7 months and Currens in around 5 months though so maybe I'm wrong
>>562871415>around equal>since July 2025 (9 months ago) 5 months have been a case of global earning only 50% (only November 2025) or less (every month since December) of what JP was earning>JP 130 mil vs Global 81 mil since July 2025 (global earned an equal amount to ~62% of JP income)I don't think a difference of 38% can be described as "around"
guess someone is back from his vacations
>>562872593Because she believes in the best of us and we failed her
>>562867481No, I'm saving my carats for a good catd banner.
>it's implied that Shakur's identity as the viral DJ got doxxed>Doto happens to be in the flashbackHmmmmmmm
oh wowshe has lowkey good stats, just no rb
>decided to make a new MANT front parent for medium>got 3* groundwork 2*medium 2*guts>used the wrong Mcqueen grandparent and this one doesn't have groundwork
>>562872552You won't have the stam for it and you don't need a recovery for a Late running CM12 because on anyone with 20% stam growth, you'll passively end up at around 600 to 650ish which is enough if you've got acceptable guts + wit to save on the downhill, plus Radiant Star as a gamble skill for Lates anyway gives you a chance to do just fine if something goes awry and you're unlikely to be winning as a Late without hitting a early Radiant anyway.
>>562872807loop it nigga
>>562871385The problem is I know there's lots of people who would play in global and other servers who are entrenched in JP because of the sunk cost fallacy
>>562866853>Grassu in JeansSEXO
>>562869009TB is very autopilot, don't even have to think about which cards to run, everyone uses the same deck.
>>562873064What's the point of playing in global when JP has more umas and QOL?
Knowing that I'm earning fans for Falco really made me burnt out, I can't even bring myself to finish my dailies today.
>>562873282>everyone uses the same deck.Y... Yes! Of course we do! And which deck would that be? Tell them, not me, I know it, but for everyone else please?
>>562869897Sorry bro I was having sex with FineMo so she couldn't train
>Everyone uses the same deckH-Haha, yeah! Everyone has Fimeno and Wit Nature. Totally.... haha...
Post an Uma without posting them
>>562871385>JP server is one country>over 100% of /uma/JP can't speak Japanese
>>562871359It's all up to you
>>562873635
>>562873635That's easy, here's a tough one
>>562873635Easy read
>>562873692You missed that one time someone asked them why they don't post in Japanese when they are /umajp/ and they all switched?
>>562871359Female_pov
>>562873809I can guess half the cast and get this right...
>1/3rd of the way in>not even the first goal clearedHOEEEE ARIG-ACK!!!
>>562873849Suzuka my beloved...
>>562873794Absolute catbox death
>>562873692でも、あなたは日本語を話せますか?
>>562873692>200% of /umajp/ can't speak JapaneseDamn..
dirt impossible in mant
>>562865240>Gears 3based rip Dom
>>562873960
>>562873829>they all switchedIf you've ever talked (like with your voice) to an umaJP player you'd know their Japanese is whatever Google Translate spits out.
>>562870529not really my type, but I'm glad she's happy
>>562873978shut the fuck up already you manchild>>562874038
>>562873692How much of a newfag are you?
I really really really really really really really really really really really really want to kiss Stego's belly through the little peek in her shirt.
>>562860940Someone posted a link here to the original JP announcement tweet and there were a bunch of replies like "wow! only 12 minutes in and already half the world population are fans".I assume if you dig around on Twitter you can find screenshots from different times throughout the event from back then.
>>562873635I IIII I _
>>562874317yaeno muteki, my beloved
>>562874104>Late S>End SBro, you didn't even fucking try.
>>562874325I genuinely cannot fucking tell who this is supposed to be
>>562874038shaberi masu demo kanji yomenaikanji ga keshimasenka ninhongo de? toooootemo taskarimasu!
>>562874031Kiseki?
>>562874240>talked (like with your voice)anon this is an imageboard, I can only assume you know this because you tried to ERP with one of them on discord or something
>>562865240based Uokka GOD
>>562867041bwo I think you should reinstall MuMu
>>562874410?
日本語難し私諦める
>>5628736356 7
>he doesn't go to the /uma/ meetups
How long until we have to farm for US rank turf and distances
>>562874662Rudolf!
>>562874634>bees vs honey
bwos... i dont think we're gonna make it to 2 trillion...
>>562874759Twin turbo for sure
>>562865240baseddidnt do a single run since cm
>>562874443Same.I looked it up on danbooru and it's supposed to be Air Groove.Looks nothing like her.
>>562873635Easy
>>562874031winning ticket?
>>562874443Groovey
I don't understand how you're supposed to train xoguri as a pacer. She loses every other race to umas with less than half her stats and I'm out of clocks before senior year. Do I need to buy skills immediately out the gate so she can use her unique or do I just run her as a late instead? She has gourmand and u=ma and is still losing
boysex
>>562874673I'll probably wear gloves if I ever went
>buy Scholar's Hat for 280>the next turn a second Scholar's Hat appears at a discountScammed again...
>>562875081sorry, it was me
>>562873775Brian cuz she's always looking for a challenge>>562873809Doto>>562873815Rice>>562873849Your waifu >>562874031Air groove>>562874130Ny Opera>>562874141Hishiama Amazon?
>>562874814It's rigged, Anon. We always win. JP did it, and we recently had an event like this in Shadowba too, where player activity was clearly way below their expectations, yet we mysteriously gained tons of points in the end to get all rewards.
>>562875019BOYRAPE
>>562875005Git gud
>>562874673I don't want any images of my body parts to end up in some gay man's computer.
>>562875167nosex with boys
>>562875118I still need to finish the current BP before it goes away in shadoba...I haven't logged in for months...
>>562873775haru
>>562875187I want my body parts to end up in SiL's computer
You will never guess this one lol
>>562874458>>562874963>>562875115Yes to all of the aboveI love fat uma tits post more fat uma tits
>>562875338rickey
>>562875338Rickey...
>>562875118about that...
>>562875338Copa Copa...
>>562875338Copano Rickey
>>562875005250 speed and power by the end of the debut race and you can just outstat the other umas up to hopeful stakes. You might end up having to clock a race due to RNG but it's much better than running her late.
>>562873635taiki>>562873849golshi>>562874141pasa>>562874386nishino
>>562872149a-bigly bigly bigly bigly <- me cupping her breasts then jiggling them around
>>562875118What JP uma is this
I actually went to pity in order to pull for her months ago but never actually did her career until today despite spending 30k carats to get her.I mean I already knew what she was like just based on seeing people post about her but she's every bit as cute as expected. How is she not more popular? Makes no sense.
>>562874937>pure white Nuwhat grade is that
What was the point of this event? Prove Curren is better?
>>562875593everyone was out of carats when she came around
>>562875593We only like Oguri/Bourbon/Zensky here
Was this event in the middle of the week for jp too?
>>562874937I only noticed the onahole now
>>562875593too girlypop pink for people here
>>562875546dox website
>>562875593Ugly design, her hair is stupid, her racing wear is stupid too, and the whole princess bit is immature as fuck even Nishino mogs her in comparison and she is a child
>>562871103My ningen wife is the trainer.
>>562860707>>562860819>>562863003>>562870309I wish I was Mejiro McQueen
>>562874937BRO CLEAN YOUR HELIOS SHE'S GETTING DANDRUFF
>>562875593/uma/ has terrible taste in horses
>>562875115>Hishiama Amazon?>>562875525>pasaNo, the joke was supposed to be Brian but in Shinymas (her name is Sakuya Shirase)>Same bust as Brian>Same waist as Brian>Same black hair + ponytail + yellow eyes combo as Brian>Similar cool voice
>>562875741No it was on a weekend during COVID
>>562875841yeah well you're a faggot
>>562875593she bullied sweep
it's over falcobros
>>562875593She has one of the best career stories in the game and her VA is really good. The only thing I don't like about her is her 20% guts growth.
>The /v/ermin AI brownjeet is hereNice thread bwos it was good while it lasted
>>562875707what the fuck
>>562875593I don't post her or another uma I really like because I wouldn't want her to be associated with any bad posts I make. The most I'll do is post her silly faces from the intro bond stories.
>>562876241mister CB is the origami killer
>narita top brown
>>562875624>what gradhttps://kidultverse.com/cdn/shop/files/bandai-entry-grade-1144-the-gundam-base-limited-nu-gundam-painting-model-kidultverse-1.webp?v=1737213749bought it last year from odaiba gundam storecould not believe it was only 1100 yen when its bigger than the standart 1/144i love it, its so clean looking>>562875904yeah my whole shelf and every merch is full of dust. i need glas doors on my ikea billy but cant find cheep used ones. it just one always
>>562876121>how jp did the event>how we did the eventDrawfag, make it.
>>562875554Filene. Pretty sexo for a non-uma.
>>562876324>yeah my whole shelf and every merch is full of dust.Make a Corsi-Rosenthal box. I made one with 4 20x30inch filters, a box fan and some masking tape and it cleans dust better than a professional air filter. Well worth the time and money.
byeyou will not be missed t/v/oon
which umas have bare naked legs in their racing gear? this is very important
>>562865656You are better off getting NSM than OYL, waste of fucking points bruv. You're good with pump, beyond and nimble, NSM is good to go for and anything else is insurance>2 hours agoGood night bruv.
>>562876496what is this whore fromshe is pyor sex
>>562874959Rulership?>>562875546Chrono Genesis>>562875707Wonder Acute?
TORENA-SAN WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY FANS
>>562875593I was busy rolling for the Halloween version of my wife
>>562876498>Corsi-Rosenthalwhats what? a dust collector?
have you guys spent your green books yet?cheap PoC sounds kind of nice
>>562875593I never really cared about VA that much but I really like Lich voice in Granblue fantasy, so when I picked up Umamusume I checked if cygames hired same va for uma, they did and it was Kawakami Princess. I'm glad you like that Uma anon but for me she was pure disappoinment as she is completely opposite of everything I liked about Lich.
>>562876804Furnace filters taped into a cube shape around a box fan, it was originally invented to "fight covid" but it turned out to just be an insanely cheap really high function air filter.
>>562876840I'd use books on expensive skills, but mostly on rare skills I don't expect to get many hints for
>>562876840waiting for helios to use mine on
>>562876646Shadowverse World's Beyond. That cardgame from Cygay. It has nice wives and had an uma collab.
>>562876840Mine all go into Ryan
it's time
>>562875841dont shay that...
>>562876840No, I'm saving them for later
>>562876982You mean the one that always has mixed/negative reviews on steam?
>>562877017danchou...
>>562877017DANCHOU!!!!!!
>>562877017Doing your fan runs for danchou can't be this fucking bad dude
>>562877017This looks like something someone with soft hands would post
>>562877017DANCHOU I WILL WIN CM12 PLEASE SEND ME A TEASE PIC
>>562877052holy fuck linchou is so cute and erotic at the same time...
>>562877017on a doll yesON A DOLL YEAH??? NOT ON YOUR SELFBUT A DOLL RIGHTTTTTTT???????????
>>562877017Ai’s racing outfit is really cute
Big fan of slow metabolism
>>562876324>could not believe it was only 1100 yenI mean it's Entry Grade. they're supposed to be cheap and easy to buildthey cut Fin Funnels + Bazooka out of his base kit tho
>>562877040that tranny confused kawakami for ardan lol
Digishit is an utterly dogshit character which is a shame as the real horse was great
>>562877017you better not have a penis
>>562877105Yes, players felt that it's significantly less F2P friendly than its predecessor, so they reviewbombed it after launch.I think it's overblown though. Unless you want to play lots of different classes on a high level, you'll have more than enough resources to play a few metadecks.
But what if I were to put 5 gambling accelerations onto Kawakami...
>>562877485>>562877017you better HAVE a penis
>>562877498zased
>>562877017https://x.com/Laser_disc1985/status/2041455125059998110>41 year old cosplayer
ugh bwos?>>562877435
>>562877494if you play for a while you easily gather enough resources to build multiple decks the poorfags just wanted to build full power decks for every archetype day 1
>>562877621kek
>>562877017>>562877571>
>>562874602You brought Late and Dirt sparks.Urara needs Turf sparks.
