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>300 posts by a single IP in the last thread.
svidler my peter
>>562881970“Oh sht! I’m straight up strokin my oily shit nigga! HNNNNNNG I gots to get that nut out nigga!”—real Maurice Ashley hot mic moment
>>562881970catmixer is a massive faggot
>>562882165It was actually 795t. my uncle works at 4chan
why did jobi have to job?
>>562882183
Did Thibault fuck with puzzles? I often get a random puzzle in two separate puzzle streak runs.
>>562882183We need our own chess site fr fr. I wish I could set this as my pfp.
>[Magnus Carlsen] can't even look me in the eye. He's too scared to even come near me. It was traumatic for him. If he had to look me in the eye and shake my hand, he'd collapse on the ground and have a nervous breakdown*feels the aura*
“Well ok, my, how do you say, big manhood is uh, I guess, in my hand, and, well ok, it’s not much.”—real Nepo quote btw
>>562882737This lil nigga ruined his career early by not taking finasteride
>>562882737extremely based
>>562882737Did he gain some weight? He's starting to look a little chonky.
>>562882914Profound shit
>>562882737The doc was recorded before that I assume but they did shake hands when they played in the world blitz and at freestyle events
>>562883078If anything he’s lost some, he’s always been a lard. He was especially hideous when he tried to grow his sparse hair out and had a big fat face and receding vanishing wild hair
>>562883078He was always a puffy lad
>>562883389>resting wheres my money face
>>562883078>>562883210I saw him irl somewhat recently and he didn't look too fat. He's also taller than I thought.
>*extremely small autistic voice*“Um, yeah, I think I did everything I could in this tõrenament. It didn’t go my way, but, you know, that’s not too unexpected, for me, anyway. Now at least I can go home, watch some anime and maybe get my cock out a little bit.”—real Fabi post-Candidates 2026 interview btw
>>562883565>He's also taller than I thought.Oh wow he's 6'2". I thought he was much shorter. That's a pretty big fella.
>>562882527What do you mean by random
>>5628849324u
Funny how ever since I called out this retard for always being the same OP he’s been switching up every OP Trying too hard and being even more obvious, as usual. He just can’t win
new here is there a pastebin with chess resources? op is pretty minimal
>>562887685https://rentry.org/thechessrentry
>>562886314I'm 6'0" in Europe, so just slightly above average. 6'2" is a pretty big fella for the US.
>>562887484>>562887685Looks like /tg/ is more your speed.
>>562888479What the fuck is that supposed to mean? You think Americans aren’t tall chads? Is that why we have the NBA, NFL, and movie stars? How’s your NBA and NFL going? Midget Mohammed?
>>562887685Look up GothamChess if you're serious. He's known for turning chumps into champions. Some of the best players in this general were molded by him.
>>562888838Shut your bitch ass up
>>562888838Nta but average height in the US is like 5'9. Do you need a crash course on "per capita", burgerbro?
>>562888973Come say that in America>>562889001Yeah that happens when you have so many people we also have more white people than all of Europe combined and most of us are tall And our blacks are only 15% of the population but also heightmog little Euroqueer timmiesA large enough number brings down any average retard, kill yourself also btw
>>562888838My name is Abdul.>>562889001He's baiting habibi.
>>562889293Thanks for letting me know, mashallah.
>>562890693truth nuke
>>562889234>we also have more white people than all of Europe combined a>A large enough number brings down any average retard>The population of Europe is approximately 745 million a>The average height for men in Europe is around 178 cm (5 ft 10 in),>The current population of the United States is approximately 348,554,331 as >The average height in the United States is 5 feet 9 inches (175.26 cm) for men.least retarded amerimuttyour a country of short brown mongrels get over it
>>562891058You lost. Stop crying
Karla is a massive bitch
https://mainichi.jp/meijinsen2026/0408.htmlhttps://abema.tv/now-on-air/shogiThe first day of the first game of the 84th Meijin title match is being played, between Tetsuro Itodani (sente) and Sota Fujii (the Meijin title holder). The time control is 9 hours per player over 2 days, and the match is a best of 7.This is Fujii and Itodani's first time meeting in a title match.
>>562892016He can cry if he wants to, white boy.
kc3 kb1
>>562893026I like when they cry I use the tears as lube.
>>562893443Hot
>>562893007Is this just like chinese chess basically?
>>562893761Not really. compared to chinese chess:-none of the pieces are restricted to specific parts of the board-most of the pieces move completely differently-each player has a full row of pawns instead of the 5 in chinese chess-most pieces can promote (not just pawns) Also, in Shogi you can re-use any pieces that you capture (sort of like Bughouse or Crazyhouse if you've ever played those variants).
>>562894831Oh sweet, thanks anon. Looks kinda interesting honestly.
>>562893007Do you actually play shogi yourself, shogiposter?
>>562897894No. I mostly post it to derail the thread. I consider myself a practical joker of sorts.
>>562898807This is a chess thread. Never post this rice battle nonsense again.
First (You) decides my first three moves as white or black in my next game (I will post game after)
>>5629016741.a4 2.Ra3 3.Rh3
>>562902110Your game, sir.
>>562881019I say that because he could have blown it all on hookers and cocaine and slots or something to to that effect>>562881143>his fame and wealthKek. Total oofy-doofy victory.>>562881405Maybe, but generally certain traits are more attractive, and filling a niche won't make you a Chad. The 10/10 chad ideal isn't going to be everyone's type per se but he's going to attract basically everyone, even if many of them could potentially be more attracted to some niche.
>>562902708Your pieces are subtly too small and it's very discomforting. This isn't normal right?
>>562902708evens I spend the next hour calculating what the fuck were those knight movesodds I honk shoo mimimimi
>>562903043idk I just go to gfychess and click button to make gif
>>562886314>>562888479Hilarious how this entire argument was started over a guy not getting "big fella 4 u"
>>562893007the opening is strange. Itodani, who is known for playing offbeat strategies, opened with 1. P-16 2. P-15, moving his edge pawn twice, while delaying opening his bishop or pushing his rook-pawn. Fujii, meanwhile, has played a normal setup against it.
lol
>>562902708Beautiful. Can you do 1.f3 and 2.g4 if white and 1.f6 2.g5 if black now?
>>562903813This entire general somehow both hates r/chess but also gets all its content from there
>>562903878No.
>>562904040Faggot.
>>562903967Great job super sleuth, you really exposed me epicstyle. Yes, we all check r/chess
God I wish I had a chess gf I could fuck and then beat at chess she has to be good but not too good
fabibros, how do we respond?
>>562904330gayI would rather stick stockfish into a sex doll then integrate it into a LLM with text to speech so it can wreck me at chess while I wreck it's pussy
>>562903967It’s not a contradiction. Popular subreddits function basically as news aggregates, it’s convenient to check them for your niche and see the latest. The comment section is another matter and where the reddit comes out.
>>562904168>>562904534Fair. That is what I was about to do anyways.
It sounds like the doc isn’t just Hansaganda so I’ll probably check it outPreparing to cringe at Shitflix explaining things incorrectly to the lay person though
>>562904486This post always gets me emotional and a little bit wet (buddy)
>>562904936If nothing else you have to give Netflix credit for their contributions to chess. They directly caused the biggest chess boom since Fischer with the Queen’s Gambit and now are covering our little dramas like this with front page documentaries. Maybe that interest can be leveraged into a productive partnership with FIDE where they stream major events like they do boxing
>>562905159No chance. Even a world championship stream probably only gets like 20k peak viewers, if that.
what's up with Uzbekistan and these young prodigies
>>562906129I think when one geographical area randomly produces two top 5 players it’s because they were growing off each other. Maybe without that we would have neither Sindarov nor Nodirbek. Just a theory
Sindarov is going to be pretty unique in chess history. Clear number 2 in his own country his entire childhood, nobody thinks of him, suddenly starts having good results and being taken seriously, then literally all of a sudden is the best chess player in the world and the next in the GOAT lineage. Usually you see these guys coming
>>562906129Low cost of living combined with tons of government funding and former soviet coaches = high level chess
>>562905486India alone is hitting 6 digit live viewers for the WC
>>562907828Hikaru isn't white tho, in fact that looks absolutely nothing like him
>>562907569>sindafish>next in the GOAT lineage
Does Hikaru still have a chance?
The anti-American is a Serb right?
>>562909675Yeah, this is himhttps://files.catbox.moe/3l58ul.webm
>>562909675wouldn't doubt it
>>562889510Thought it was going to be this one but forgot he was Bosnian Croat. Whatever. Arr rook same.
>>562909292There’s enough tournament left that anybody theoretically has a chance, realistically nobody is catching Windarov. Fabi had the only realistic chance but crumbled as he is not on Windarov’s level, which some of us said a long time ago while the rest of us, being know nothing pseuds, had to learn the hard way.
>>562911749Nah, I'd win.
90% of lichess pieces are so silly and quirky. That’s crazy! Thibault is such a quirked up quirk chungus XD OMG I love him so much. Hilarious! I can’t stop laughing at my silly quirky chess pieces all fucked up and unexpectedly farcical. What a good joke!
>he actually took the cheatarov spam seriously
>>562913076Who’s cheating?
So did the jewflix documentary drop any trvnvkes or is it just goyslop wordsalad?
>>562914089Goyslop wordsalad... much like your own post, no?
>>562914089Everyone comes out looking like idiots
>>562914089Have you tried watching it to find out you blithering idiot? Do you need daddy to feed you apple sauce before beddie bye too?
Ate two pizzas and pulled an all-nighter solving puzzles before an 9 hour shift for a second time this week award
>>562914089its all che$$cums fault
>>562915693Danny is so funny like a happy golden retriever kind of vibe
>>562911749>There’s enough tournament left that anybody theoretically has a chancelmfao that's the dumbest shit you retards keep saying in here. it's already written you 800
>>562916128Let’s make a bet
What's the biggest blown lead in a super tournament ever?
>>562916224hans a few years ago
>>562914089Yeah, it doubled down of the fact that Niemann is, in fact, based; the biggest truth nuke to ever hit /chess/
>>562916309you dumb ugly zoomer well no shit it would do that, the point is to create dramatic effect
Chess is quite precious.
>>562916352mad because the goodest goy, weak era abuser, extremely washed and irrelevant hobo swede was exposed as extremely fraudulent and tantrum-leaning? happens.
>>562916538absolute retarded zoomer
>>562916902five more table slams until people start putting him in the goat conversation, xister
>>562917001>noooo my chess general identity!!! someone is attacking me!!!! i must show everyone that i know about chess!!! you literal 800
>>562917090>babysen fan melts down after just two posts and starts his inane ramblinglearning from your master I see >>562882737
>>562917228absolute incel
>>562916309>Niemann is, in fact, basedYou only say this because he’s ugly and incel-coded like you. He’s your Literally Me in chess. He’s not based, he’s a prolific cheat and pathological liar, on top of being a blowhard who talks the talk and never walks the walk. He’s an embarrassing cringe loser, and so are you
>>562917090post a challenge I bet your the 800
>slowly closing
>zoomer hans biggest fan gets his shit kicked in and skull broken into piecesyou love to see it
Why is Gukesh 19 and looks 35
>>562918623i noticed that same shit. already going gray. what a fucking weird dude he is. he probably cheated somehow and it's eating away at his conscience
Hello all, massive chess fan and prolific TakeTakeTake user here. I just recently heard about this “lichess” as a result of the latest cooperation agreement and have now signed up for an account. Wow, what a hidden gem! I wonder how many other chess afficianados like myself are being put on to this hip new site. Most excellent!!!!!!
What does TakeTakeTake even do?
>>562921041>What does TakeTakeTake even do?
>*makes /chess/ seethe
>>562921143calm yourself zoomer
>>562921041They don’t know. They started out as being an app to “follow” players and see see their live tournament results with annotations, but the only player they ever annotated was Magnus, and for following tournaments there’s already lichess and com. So then they pivoted to being an improvement app where a LLM would analyze your game and tell you where you went wrong. It doesn’t work. It doesn’t even know how the pieces move. It’s just AI word salad slop. So now they’re pivoting in one last desperate bid to be anything, to being… wait for it… an app for playing chess! Via… lichess! Which already exists! But now on TakeTakeTake! They’re basically just trying to do anything to be some kind of “chess app”, almost certainly with the intention of flipping it for a profit like they did chess24. But there’s no vision.
>>562916128zoomers are desperately trying to keep /chess/ alive. they will shill any tournaments as being exciting despite the obvious.
>>562921617>no youscrawny incel zoomer
>>562917631>hardcore projectioncuck.com? bent the kneecucksen? paid up.kramnik? respect acquired.anal beads? keeping cucksen up at night!
>>562922205holy you are absolutely fuming right now lmfao
chess?
>>562922327stop projecting in the thread already, enough is enough
>>562922558r/chess
>this chess thread is such a samefagfest shithole>I'm just gonna spend years in it spamming zoomer zoomer zoomer incel incel like a malfunctioning botwe get the weirdest schizos
>>562924217meanwhile you're getting absolutely assblasted over your anonymous general not functioning the way you want. fucking loser incel
Yeah…. i’m thinking reddit has better chess discussion
>>562924316great place to go if you enjoy getting banned. that place is more of a shithole
>>562924361well we’ve had >30 bans for “jeet” >20 bans for the “n-word” ITG recently. such freedom.
anyone wanna play? post an invite :)
>>562925039It’s 3am.
>>562925879thanks for pointing the time out for me, man. anything else you've recently discovered, captain obvious attention seeker?
>>562925949these necrobump samefagd are getting painful.
>>562926015you're on your period, aren't you buddy?
>>562926015anything else on your mind? you aren't at all saying anything chess related along with the rest of you retards
>>562926039>>562926330Zoomer I realize losing your prime years to memes is tough but you’ll just have to deal.
anyone here that magnus's cock was leaked in a sextape with little ella?
>>562926747doing okay there, 800 zoomer? wanna play on chesscom or little lichess super cutie?
>>562926747yupthey really ramp it up for big events
>>562927081multi line attention seeker poster made sure he got his big post in so everyone knows he's a regular here
The only chess death that could make react like redditors to “Danya” (horrid pet name, kys—oh wait you did kek) is Daniel King.I would be genuinely gutted and depressed
>>562927203naroditsky was found with meth in his system, if you look up to that curly headed zoomer drug addict then you have serious issues
There has to me 1(ONE) decent place to discuss chess on the internet, other than here and reddit where do you guys go?
>>562927256lichess forums
>>562927256I don't go to reddit
>>562927256chadss.com
>>562927376>>562927386>t pissed because they didn't get the first response in
>>562927286>>562927386how is the moderation?is it reddit tier or a bit more lax?
>>562927286See >>562927376
>>562927605both lichess and chess are relaxed as fuck
i'm the strongest chesscom player here
the first titled player i beat online was a female on chesscom
>>562927902given how lijannies mute over anything I have an hard time believing it for them but I'll check both out anyways thankis there any other place any of you use to discuss chess?
>>562928901icc forums
>>562928953marcesserman.com forums IM marc esserman
>>562929284kek what the fuck
>>562929284does my computer have aids now
Is lichess wigging out for anyone else right now actually, on mobile. I don’t see the quick pair queues at all.
>>562929823We don’t play on that shit site, this is entirely a you problem, and an opportunity for a lesson to be learned.
>>562929980based coolmathgames chad
>>562929284uuum morra bros this isn't a good look, is there someone else with the same name?did that anon buy the domain just for a shitpost?or is our guy a freaky faggot?I could kinda see that ngl
>>562929980I’m actually trying to watch a tournament being exclusively broadcast on lichess (unitonically) but the widgets are missing saar. In Safari and Chrome.
>>562930165Nta but with modern science there is no discernible difference between trannies and women except cocks. And if you think you wouldn’t be attracted to a visibly hot woman just because she has a cock instead of a vagina, you’d be wrong.
>>562930375Pls understand mon cher, our free site is le staffed by unpaid reddit volunteers. We do what we can, sacre bleu! Viva la revolution!!
>>562930387Uh Marc…
>>562930793does anyone know when the last time marc had a gf?
>zoomers are still doing all they can to spam God bless them.
>>562930375>Safari and Chrome.goodest goy
>>562931280>giving a shit what someone usesi use chromium on ubuntu, lick my little anushole
You ever have those games where you know for a fact if your opponent was from here, he'd be itt seething about licheats right after? Feels good. Didn't even use 30 sec to win with 0/0/1/12.
>>562931431You’re shit and nobody seethes about you at all
>>562931656piece of shit fucking post by you retard. post your rating, you won't
>>562931768I don’t play chess
>>562931431I have had that thought many times minus the lichess part, especially when I carelessly blunder something while smurfing then get serious and win anywayThe best was some spanish guy I did it twice in a row to he accused and insulted me then rage closed his years old account with thousands of games, it was beautiful
anyone wanna play a lichess blitz match? post link
>>562935140Sick necrobump manlet. Le epiq!
>>562917961Why are people calling Fabi done after this candidates? Did he ever say that was his last try?
GM to all /chess/ frens.
>>562935331hey projecting anon, congrats on letting everyone in here know that you're a manlet
>try to get into r/chess because this place has become unusable>get pic related kek You weren't joking with their narcocheatsky obsession Also this was the first thing that came up when I searched for chess therehttps://www.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/1lciytb/we_overestimate_how_good_people_are_at_chess/Bunch of gigashitters praising each other for being better than people than don't play chess unbelievable
>>562936254i get banned always over there. i'll never post on reddit really every again. fucking shithole, that's why i'm here, i'm an outcast
>>562936254we should start our own chess forum like all the cool kids did back in the big '00
>>562936254a kid died and all you can do is mock him or call him a cheateryeah no wonder this place is a shithole, it was made for assholes like you
>>562937597yeah you got that right, one that had fucking meth in his system you absolute multiline posting clown
>linking Reddit threads directly Pray for zoomers. Wish for them to lose their virginity’s.
>>562937925his post was fine you narocheatsky loving retard. why are you fucking gatekeeping so hard what people post in here? if it's chess related you absolute pedantic fuck then it's totally fine. please leave
>>562937925way to let everyone in here know that you still have your v card, anon. lets get an applause for anon over here
>>562938073high quality chess post keep it up!
>>562937282We really should this place used to be so comfy and it's clear it's just a couple of spamming schizos and trolls making it unusable, if we could ban like 3-4 people from posting it'd be good again
>>562938550you're always cryin' aren't ya retard
>>562938331I am sorry you love in a time where uggoGuys cant lose their virginity.Blame feminists.
>>562939368you've been found out, vcard holding incel
>>562939368Why do you format your retard postslike this, retard wannabe poet.We're done.
>>562939459uh-og, zoomer incel is wilding out. please know that it is your era and not your micropenis keeping you a virgin!
>>562939570relax there, woman
>>562902708is white good or is black just bad here
>>562941130when you're walking in a big city at night what do you think
>>562941575it's always angry young white men.
>>562937925>virginity’s.lol larpov is so fucking retarded, he's EFL too
>>562941970lol... okay jamal. nobody agrees with you
>>562942173No, that's correct. You wouldn't use the plural there because each zoomer has their own virginity. Keep seething though, ESL
>>562942275Sybau and get colonized white boy.
>>562942173>spams off topic bait for hours and nothing happens while others get banned instantly/tg/ janny becomes /vg/ janny?I don't understand why someone could be so obsessed with ruining a general, did he get bullied by a chess club when he was a kid or something?
>zoomer ESL melties. /chess/. is, memesh.
Wow, I just looked at the standings for the women's section and thought there was a mistake. I saw Divya tied for first, I was sure she lost yesterday, but she somehow ended up WINNING that game. I thought she had even already resigned lol.
Why is Keymer not in the Candidates if he's #4 by Elo in the world? #1 for the zoomer generation too, with the top 3 being Millenials.
>>562942326In what fucking world is that correct? >You wouldn't use plural so you should use possessive instead????
>>562942450relax there, raheesh. you're not fitting in
>>562942576>zoomer is doing le epiq memesh imagine being over 6 foot now!
>>562942446why do you think an anonymous place is your home?
>>562942646I don't know what you're talking about. I am 34 year old.
Can I get a comprehensive rundown on larpov?
>>562942717relax manlet.
>>562942898whoa, raheesh, stop projecting. nobody else here is brown other than you my friend. now post hand
brutal
>>562943078btw I don't know why they decided to ruin these individual videos by shoving the board right in the middle. As if we can't look at it in another tab (or read it from the physical board). What terrible production.
>>562943062Le epiq memesh zoomer’!!!4chan is truly not zoomers repeating.
>>562943334oh you're a reddit spacing zoomer too, raheesh? a zoomer named raheesh. incredible
>>562943334He is chest mogging me though. I can't wear shirts like that or my huge nipples would show through.
>>562942705Why do you waste so much time "trolling" a small anonymous general?
>>562943458Thats really really funny zoomer!
Faguano choked on Shitkaru.... sindarov bros... It's locked in
Chess?
>>562943512why are you always crying so much like a female?
>>562943792I watched this video three times and I still have no idea what's going on. Are zoomers perplexed by the idea of reading now? Okay the guy reading changes his pose a little but that's all. Guarantee you these women have never picked up a book in their life
>>562943839Breathe deep, zoomer. Breath deep. The girls will come.
>>562944083whoa, you're a zoomer now too that can't get girls? wow. keep going, i'm listening to your trials and tribulations
Let us talk about chess.
>>562944383zoomer?
>>562944383How can two 2800 players choke this hard against nobodies
>>562944323thats berry funny manlet zoomer.maybe it will make up for you bot having a girlfriend or getting pussy.
>>562944435yes, you
>>562881970are uzbeks white? asian?
>>562944910>ugly zoomer womenget em men!
>>562944650sorry to hear that you're a manlet zoomer that gets no girlfriends, anon
>>562944956wouldnt you like to know, zoomer
>>562937925>>562938331>>562939368>>562939574>>562942275>>562942326>>562942898>>562943334>>562943792so is it always like this in this shithole or is this just a bad day?
>>562945634>comes in with poopy attitude>entertain me, peasantswew lad
>>562945818>>entertain me, peasantsthe fuck are you on about? I'm just asking if you fags ever talk about chess here or if it's just shitposting central
>>562945634zoomers get no pussy. their adrenaline comes from youing each other.
>>562945901you're definitely pissed
>>562945901That's not what that post said and you know it. You can tell when contrasting it against you actually saying it and it's not the same.
>>562946095ok. I guess that answers that, even though you didn't actually answer my question!!
>>562946095are you high retard
>>562946226>n-nooo you have to do the thing I want do it nowYou're going to have a bad time living life and stuff, but pop off king. EWW STINKY NOT CHESS NOT CHESS. I WANT CHESS I WANT NOW.
>BluGOD bringing the heatwhoa, LEEEET'S FUCKING GOOOOO
>>562946312Oh life. What's up your ass?
>>562946464looks like your boyfriend's dick is up yours
>zoomers are pumping the threadin their own unique ways. sad though it be.
>>562946727but your multiline posting, you're worse than them
>>562946464>>562946724cute zoomie xouple
>>562946724HAHAHAHAH ITS FUNNY BECAUSE OF GAY. That's very meta right on /chess/.>>562946727>I am old and that's my entire personalityebin
does any of you even play chess?
>kino games in the Candidates >some retard forgot to take xi's meds and now the thread's spammed unreadable
>>562946817relax there zoomer
>slurping against the player in last place when you just beat the person in secondhikaru wtf?
>>562946854>4chan is serious business!
>>562946996his name is hikkie you dun goofed
>>562946965>kino gamesDo you like it when they play QGD against Sindarov and lose or the English and lose?>>562947026Yes.Look at this dood. He's borderline in tears.>>562946965
Zoomers are doing 4chan now! Le epiq memesh will never be the shame!
I hate every single of you faggotsTALK ABOUT CHESSEVEN IF ITS HANS MAGNUS HIKARU IDC
>>562947276you are multiline posting, anon. you are doing everything you can to produce maximum effort for your anonymous posts. it is serious business for you, seek help
>>562947353>>562947509multiline zoomer crybabies
e4 e5 Ke2
>>562947545>maximum effort>serious businesslol, lmao okay chief enjoy that schizophrenic ride.>>562947509
discuss zoomers. Which is your favourite zoomer?
>zoomers are continuing 4chan! this. is. Epic.
>>562947902hikkie
>>562947902My favorite Zoomer is Danya the chess Prophet. The way he taught Charlie (m0istCr1tikal) to play chess was so FUNNY AHAHAHAHAH
>>562947792you are full on overload coping because it struck a nerve my friend
>larpov,multiline schizo and the least subtle troll who ever lived all fighting each other while autists feed them allthis thread has reached such a density of retards it's surreal to witness it wasn't so long ago I thought this was the only place still worth visiting on the entire sire
>>562948057Neat. What number am I thinking of?>>562948102OOOOOOOOOO LORD IS MY SUFFERING NOT ENOUGH WHY HAVE YOU FORESAKEN MEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>562948102>I feel above it all >even though I haven’t gotten pussy by age 30
what are the implications if Bluebaum beats Sindarov?
>>562948102>>larpov,multiline schizo and the least subtle troll who ever livedAll the same person.
>>562948243All the shitters that knelt before Sindarov are bad at chess confirmed. By the way my favorite resident schizo is everyone is a schizo schizo.
>>562948336>hey I can meme like these the rest of them! sad. 4’8” stuff.
I haven't done the sexo and I am a millennial
what's incredible is how rapidly you losers respond when under attack. you must uphold your social reputation in an anonymous thread!
>>562948476Yup. it's very important to me that you perceive yourself as smug as possible. That's the funniest you'll ever be.
>>562948556see there you do it again. respond right away to make sure other anonymous users know that you defended yourself like a couple of addicts tussling on skidrow
Divya is a cutie and I don't care if she's a Jeet, I would lick her all over and teach her how to use a toilet without squatting on the seat
Zoomers. Are. Officially. Doing. 4chan.
>>562948710she doesn't like incels
>>562948664That's right. Ain't NO ONE (You)'s me and I don't respond.
>>562948465how is that even possible? you must have incredible discipline to resist sexo for so long, anon.
>>562948758The average indian man makes a white incek look like a simp bro, I'll be fine
>>562948820It's actually super easy if no one wants to fuck you.
What's Jobi doing? Is he pulling another '22 Candidates?
>>562948963just get out of a time machine bud?
>>562948820wow zoomer Le epiq memesh!
>>562948710>and I don't care if she's a Jeetlmaosure thing
>>562948820I don't speak to other people unless spoken to, that makes it really easy
>>562948336>everyone is a schizo schizo.it's just a 4chan way to say weirdo, like when you call someone paranoid or autistic or narcissist or whatever 99% of the time you don't mean it in a clinical sense
>>562949079Thats incredibly funny!
>>562949079Thanks anon. I appreciate you.
>>562949009I'd simply pretend she was some kind of latina
>>562948994uhh buddy, he was being sincere, you got offended lmfao
>>562949306epiq meme, zoomer! you are doing 4chan!
>>562949306It just hit me what he was doing when he replied to you. He's trying to reverse psychology to get the shitposting to stop. What a brilliant strategist. Holy moly.
>Blubum had enough of turbo slurping with white>suicides himself insteadbased?
>>562949589Great post, zoomer!
>>562949849you are absolutely fuming right now, bud
>>562949849>trying to demotivate the aura farming generationA snowballs chance in hell you have no idea what you're up against unchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWHu6jjEteQ
>lichess broadcast now defaults to showing both men and women when you click on the candidatesI can never decide if I hate lipozzed more or chess.jew
7.5/9
>>562951020the guy who's cheating is doing well, crazy stuff
>>562951090Bluebaum threw this game
>>562951204Maybe leave the light square bishop to the professionals next time.
I really wish the guy that spams would kill himself. Also, he is almost certainly a zoomer himself.
>>562951373your post is the most off topic at the moment. leave
>>562951416Sure thing bud I need to head to work anyway.
Blueballed once again
>wagie compensates for lack of happiness in life by thinking about other dudesWait a minute I think I already did that one
I know who Larpov is but I'm not going to say as it would shake the internet to its core.
>>562951204why didn't bro just O-O
>>562951416Two seconds. Dumb fuck. Like I said kill yourself.>>562951761>>562951680
>>562951537yes off, shoo
>>562930387If you ignore 1000 things they're totally the same.YWNBAW
>anon wakes up>opens up /chess/SOMETIMES YOU WANNA GO>spreads assWHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME>sprays diarrhea all over the thread for hours on end
>>562951930Hey, you can wish all you want but if you're going to feed me I am going to feast I am a fuckin glutton. O NOM NOM NOM NOM. Also Hasan is cringe and so is your cat. Loser.>>562952136This but unironically.
>>562952392do you see your own post, anon? learn the rules
>>562952392jannies don't lurk this general like xhe does on tg if you want them to do something you have to report stuff, although it's bitch behaviour and ban evasion is so easy it's not even worth doing
>>562952791they've deleted multiple things in this very thread and ignored the faggot spamming off topic bait all day
>>562952962>anon doesn't know that you can delete your own posts
>>562952962What are you really crying about you whiny baby bitch? All day long it's racist/sexist/pedo shitposting. You have no issue dragging the dead through the dirt either. Tell me. What's hurting your pussy.
>>562952962because people reported those , streetshitters report everything for racism for example I've noticed and mocked them for it many times
>>562953131>the obnoxious spammer is doing it to avenge narcocheatsky's honorThe /chess/ screenwriters run out of ideas and are just recycling old sagas huh?
>>562953454>doesn't address the point>Not a chess postAAAAA WHERE ARE THE JANNIES MY GENERAL IS IN RUINS NOOOOOOOOOOO.
>zoomers losing their minds over being sub 6’’ and sub 6 inches…
>>562953668there you go projecting again bud
>>562953668>>562953974HEY MORONS. Talk about chess.
>>562953598thanks to you I just remembered I have an entire folder of narcocheatisky reaction pics I never use give how often you accuse people of crying you could get a lot of mileage out of some of these
>>562953974>>562954065Le epiq zoomer 4chans. They went in there and had to be rescued.
>>562953598
>>562954183>>562954369Thanks man. Pump that shit in my guy. It's chess afterall, amirite? Hell yeah brother.
>zoomers are having a bad day
>>562954450no problem friend, I'm glad you like them
>>562954568So how many pictures are we talking? is 37 upper bound of the set?
>>562954450
>zoomers are officially memeing this. Is. 4chan. Literally.
BLUEBAUM DRAWS AGAIN, LET'S GO
>>56295470552https://mega.nz/folder/ThdEyZQA#zs6wbXStcfOs4BpdJLjMcQ
>>562955179Based set. It's mines now. I am going to goon to Danya too once I stop crying about of the prophet.
what is so sexy though about being found with meth in your body?
>>562956467It's his spirit, stupid. Have a neat end position because the off topic is too much for me to handle right now.
>>562956604his spirit is weak and has to resort to hard drugs to cope with life. that's who you are obsessed with, zoomer
>>562956868Okay, you had to resolve to crying because your favorite forum post isn't how you want to see it. That's way weaker than a little speed to make the chess more interesting.
>>562957064Try to calm down, zoomer. That girl will be there one day.. when you are 80. You’ll just have to wait another 40 years of loneliness.
>>562957265>I can't breed therefore no one can eithergrim
>>562957359did naroditsky breed?
>feel worse the whole game, but end up winning>eval bar shows I was actually better the entire time
>>562957456shut up dalit go fuck dog
>>562957456>me and Danya are the whole worldThat's cute actually. Your a cute.
>>562957547>>562957568he didn't. he left no offspring and was found with meth in his system
>>562957727And that's chess related so it's relevant to the thread. Good job.
