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billions must borrow my shanaco
>>562956042Are you saying she's a SUPER retarded and SUPER incompetent HUMAN?
Fresh
she's not called hanaco stop this
What if instead of /bag/ it was /fag/
You have 20 minutes to pat before it's too late
>>562956358
>>562956231>205Mikachads eating good again.
>>562956358sovlnow this is cosplay I can get behind
[Funfact]Did you know that Rabbit Squad is the only 4 person club in BA that is entirely composed of humans?>But the ASS clubs is also all human-ACKNatsu is an angel
>>562956567You didn't go for the CAT?
>>562956570>Need already groggy sex students
>>562956570>momoi team>midori seems soon
>>562956264How is Midomo so underrated?
Buddy day
>>562956567I don't think an angel would drop a log like this...
>240 pyro in achievements just from investingouch
>>562956570>seia nextit's time for Seia (Pregnant) alt
>>562956567
Akane Love!Legends never die
>>562956567They're rabbits, nigga
>>562956570>pussy takaneanalfags in shambles
>>562955691>>562955875>>562955983>>562955987Thank you anons this means more to me than the 200 pyros I got from John Nexon
>>562956814My fat powercreeped logshitter...
>>562956570>koharu birthday>shanako gonna game>useless anal rotation>wife always nigga>erotic cherino>momoi team>extreme retards midori>big saibas
>>562956570>rng high rollHot period confirmed, do a 10 roll NOW
My canon wife Fuuka...
flushing down Natsu's log with some Peebuki Ibupee
>>562952856Fun. Somehow managed to get immortal Momoi build but it only works on mobs so I died to the Goliath boss at stage 15. Hard mode.But how do you use EX and get pyroxene?
Marry your students.
>>562956073Everytime I see Saki, I get reminded about a beautiful female sensei who simps Saki a lot.
https://litter.catbox.moe/29dety2iq0bjyike.jpg
don't click that
>>562956567Too bad there is a witch here
I miss the>Don't worry /bag/, the Princess has been secured poster
So I decided to read Meru's event first and holy shit is that a fucking NANA reference? Just how tiny is the overlap between buruaka players and people who have read or at least heard about Nana? Who the fuck is this even for? Me, I guess. I haven't experienced a precision-guided attack against me like that since Anno used a musical cue from a 1998 French car action movie in the abysmal Paris opening for the fourth Rebuild movie. The first two Taxi movies don't even take place in Paris.
Were there in-game instances of Yuuka doting on Aris? (I haven't played events, I'm newfag)
>>562956814I remember when one of the jannies would b& you for posting that image
We hang witches here
>>562957074hbd
I clicked that
>>562957786imagine the smell
>>562957685he died in a car accident
>>562957524why dont they put these games on steam
>>562957786Kanoe looks like she is into it
Steamy, sweaty sex swith Saki!
>chokmah>speedrun 49 without following mechanicswhat now
>>562957543She did draw the cutest Saki'sSad what happened to her, but these just happen
https://litter.catbox.moe/tlp4x7pi1se7l5pa.jpg
>>562957969don't say that
>>562958108I did 65 on auto
>>562958182what happened? did she get busy or something
>>562956073saki sex
>>562958013why is she covering her eye tho?
>>562956264How is Iroha so underrated?
>>562958204yep, I need that
>>562958258No I was just lying for fun
>>562958226post team pls
>>562958258Killed herself like every yuritranny does eventually
>>562958421cute snek
>>562956570>hina love>sex students>koharu birthday
Aris*Terror (alternate timeline where she wrecked the world like she was supposed to)
>>562958372empty slot is qMarina borrow
>>562958582Hinabutt
You now remember Hina miscarriage
>>562957389idgi
why are elves like this
never talk to me or my students ever again
where are the borrowed marinades? are they in the room with us?
>>562956814imagine the smell
>>562956567?
>>562958682that joke never gets old just like the baby
>>562958347
6 7
>>562958653why the unc shooter and sea dogs?
>>562956570>Iroha hope
>>562958876
could you name ONE trinity event that doesn't involve nagisa's schizophrenia in any capacity?
>>562958876you posted that at 6:07pm btw
>>562958387everyone kills themselvesyour death is the cultivation of your doings
Start plapping evil girls
>>562958836>4 person club in BA that is entirely composed of humans
>>562958989bandASS?
>>562956073made for sensei dick
>>562957975Idk, but they should. After they got v1 maybe.
>>562958893fire cover ong ong deadass 6 7 >>562959020It's 9 AM for me... but that's actually hilarious
>>562959138Gamers are composed of 1 robot, 2 cats, and a goon goblin
>>562956073I like Saki because she has NICE TITSHappy Birthday
>>562958989this one
Saki but improved
>>562959235>and a goon goblin
>>562958989You're Ui/Hinata events?
i like moe imagine if she had a better swimsuit alt
>>562959380SOUND
>>562959235Erhm acktually there are 5 members in the club
>already down to top 900 in EUDo I really have to TOR?
>>562959138Be quiet, Momoi.
peace peace
>>562959235that's not what he meant and you know it, anon
>>562959335she would be way too strong with long hair
>>562959235I was referring to the claim that C&C has only humans in it
>>562959439It's ez
>>562959525C&C was one of my favorite trios before Toki joined
>>562959483>>562959525I know, I just wanted to call Yuzu a goon goblin
we should kill aris
>>562956073Happy birthday Saki!
>>562959423Kei's part of the Paranormal club
we shouldn't kill aris
>>562959636I help her goon btw
>>562959708Kei is in my room currently
>>562959660I did this to Saki. With my penis.
>>562958742GUUUUUUUUUUH
>>562956567>Seminar>Veritas>Occult
>>562958989Trinity Summer 1 & 2Magical GirlsAss Club eventsChristmasPretty much the only event where it was a big plot point was Idols.
>>562959989This was the funniest shit, the best trinity event
>>562959708he obviously meant Ao, anon, not Kei
>>562959660i like me a good prank
3DPD could never...
>>562956567Hi
>>562959989Mine would do thisThis is in character for her.My Kino Maker.
>>562959660
>>562960557Don't bing
paizuri from saki will fix me
wtf am I even saying, in v5c1 I said it's ok to lie sometimes
>>562960272How do I find joy in birthdays again?
>>562960842Different writers.
>>562960842TrueFuck Nagusa
>>562960751>paizuriSaki is handjob-coded
>>562960954Share them with someone who cares for you. Until you have that, its just another day where a number goes up.Call your parents every now and then.
So why do you love childe?
>>562958204why do you need to cum on her ID?
>tfw Kurokage tries to brainwash MReisa and fails
>North Korea fires missiles toward sea after ridiculing South’s hopes for better tiesWhat does this mean for the future of Blue Archive?
>>562961123Is there, like, a pill or something?
>>562961076She's hypnosis impregnation coded desu
>>562961076You shouldn't let perfectly good titties go to waste
its been 2 hours since i clocked in and i havent done a thing except checking some emailsblue archive
>>562956073>>562961076Made for futa cock
>>562961358You can call your parents with your phone
>>562961518>oh no I didn't do anything at workwho gives a shit
>>562961518I wish I had one of those do-nothing jobs
uh oh schizo melty
>>562961641So you're saying there isn't a pill?
If they made more BA anime, would they do Volume 2 ch1 and ch2 back to back? I think it would make most sense personally
>>562961518When I have nothing to do I just end up looking at the clock a lot and it just makes the day feel longer.
how are you supposed to position these hoes
who was the first torment to be 1teamed? i'm inclined to say it was hiero but it may actually be kurokage after the rerun
>>562961986gregory
>>562961747Ui has never been wrong about Trinity politics
be honest, what are my chances to get 100k pyros until june?
>>562961987Is this safe?
>>562961987
>>562961821I think the best way to do a BA anime would be episodic SOL
>>562961771I have a 9mm set aside for when things eventually fall apart.
>>562962146It's censored so it's fine
Jumby my beloved...
>>562961987You can post thatIgnore Koharus
coom in Nozoom.
>>562961821i don't want to watch a retell of the game/mangas, it would be better if it was something original where sensei is actually relevant instead of whatever yostar likes to do with their implied yuri and lack of male protags, would help if sensei didn't look like a twink as well
>>562962254>9mmYou don't want it bad enough
>>562962557Jokes on her, I just lost the keys to the Schale office
>>562962254>9mmthat can leave you maimed, don't
what rank in EU right now will make me get plat in a week?
>>562962473Hina on vacation
>>562962381Are elves good for you?
igga
>>5629627031
>>562961986
>>562961986I'm inclined to say Hiero Indoors.Hina Dress destroyed it
>>562961987Which Mika doujin is this?
>>562956618God they’d be impossible to rape…
>>562962557Sora got real weird when I walked into the Angel Store sobbing and asking for "the biggest one"
>insane is fucking freeuh oh
Man at least post porn for the birthday girl
>>562962876On the contrary, it would only make me harder
>>562961518>checking some emailsyou've done plenty
>>562962986>843 TOR clears on EU atmUH OH
https://magma.com/d/mKTbMWls0Qhttps://magma.com/d/mKTbMWls0Qhttps://magma.com/d/mKTbMWls0QThe nightgown aggie still has plenty of space, come draw
>>562961987I need this
>>562962986I dunno what I’m doing wrong everybody dies around halfway into the shadow realm part. Using sHanako dAru Sex Hoshino Rio and Kisaki
>>562961910why does a boy need tits that big
They both look better like this.
>>562963498>Sextherein lies your problem
>>562963552Contrary to popular belief, cutting a girl's hair short does not remove their vagina.
why does challenge EX of this event give double the regular amount of secret tech note sheets?
WATCH OUT RABU
>>562963741
>>562962703hard to say because my data is fairly weak above 3 days till raid EOSI'd say 6-7 hundred should be fairly safe
>>562963858who's winning the shark-off?
>>562963858
>>562963976what the FUCK
>>562963976That's too far...
>>562963948sensei
>>562963976Based, fuck delinquents
>>562963976ACAB
>>562963976Too brutal
>>562956073
>>562964494kek
>>562964470all cops are based? yeah, I agree
Bunnychasers 477 EU has 1 slot openWe love bunnies in all shapes and sizes
I was 1600 12 hours ago, now I'm 4400, bugged game?
AllCopsAreBreedable
>>562962870https://exhentai.org/g/3653544/499c7d0d52/
>>562964404DO THE LAUGH TAKANEPLEASEDO THE LAUGH
>>562956567Uhhh, Abydos?
>open BA twitter communities>endless seething from geheniggers
>>562965078
>>562964893I was rank 900 yesterday, now I'm rank 9000
>Subaru enjoys metalwould she have become a goth girl if raised outside Arius?
>>562961987Now we're talking.
>>562965391Kayoko's palTsumugi's fan
>>562965210Six students. Two wolves, a cat, and an elf.
>average double bounty sweep
>it's still upSo it's safe then, right?
WHY DOES HIMARI BULLY RIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>562965563You forgot Hochino
When will they add male students? Every student should have a canon boyfriend.
>>562965563and a ghost
>>562965725Not every studentHaruna, Ichika and Mika should be dating male students
>>562965608yep
>>562956264>Mika 232 combined>Hina 189 combinedBiggest whores in kivotos.Hell, i'm even survived that Asuna and Rio aren't even breaking 30 respectively combined.
I feel a little devilish todaymaybe I should snitch
It's that time of the night again.
>"heyy the book you're selling is so lewd but we're gonna authorize it with just slight edits despite the whole book is being sex"why is trinity so retarded?
>>562965279Gehenna is the most oppressed minority in Kivotos
>>562965608Mikajanny only deletes porn of other students
>>562965967>i'm even survived that
I'm want to bang green midori so much it's unreal
>>562966040the joke is that there is no sex in this book and they take "handholding is lewdest you can go" unironically
>>562966080Surprised*
>>562964839what powerful student borrows are you guys offering for this TA Kurokage and ongoing yellow Chokmah?leaving my club would mean me being without a club for 1 day so I can't do it
>>562965506Her L2D’s theme takes too long to start and it feels weirdAlso the piano bit detracts from the harmonica imo, should’ve been just the harmonica
Please someone make a good post
>>562965569this is why I rolled for Subarubasically free maxed skillsexcept for the credits (I'm broke now)
a good post
BEHOLDa good post
>>562966375hikari
>>562961987>janny is jorking it to Mika instead of deletinggood taste desu
>>562963614Should I swap her for a 4 star Koharu?
>>562966407>nebras>free maxed skillsLKOKOLKEKELELE
>>562966425
does Plana look like that because she was corrupted, or is it just what the other sensei's Arona looked like to begin with
>>562966375
>>562966509if you saw this .webm to your prison inmates maybe they'd laugh because it's funny instead of hanging you for liking ch1Ld5
>>562966157she's great at sex but she won't stop until you collapse from exhaustion
>if you saw this .webm to your prison inmates
good post here
>>562966608other timeline is fucked bro... I'm more concerned about how she talks like a soulless robot doll
>>562966672
>>562966843too much sensei dick
>>562966672>if you saw this .webm to your prison inmates
Finally a good post right here
>>562966608prez replaced her most likely
>>562966859>>562966915it a meme you gramar nazi fuck
>>562966672>saw this .webm to
>>562966843She's an actual AI and not the soul of a girl with a daddy/daughterplay kink.
>>562966608Plana is different than Arona. And Mr. P is different than sensei. It's not just a timeline split somewhere along the line, they are different initial entities, put in identical universes.
>>562967023YOU're a meme
FIGHT
>>562962984You can afford 2 pieces of salami per sandwich bro
>>562961771There genuinely isn't. I'm not joking.Jewpills will shut down your feelings and break you in worse ways. Don't take those.This is the kind of shit you have to solve yourself or take like a champ.
>>562967023should've said dip
>>562967162Jeethouse will never be a meme.
>>562962984Kinda lacking, I'd rather eat Hina if you catch my drift
>>562967198NTA but I legit don't think I can feel joy, physicallyI should definitely be on some manner of pill>hurr go to gymspare me
>>562967315She got no meat
>>562967580yummers
>>562967580I don't think you caught my drift
what if sensei went insane and shot up a school full of students
>>562967384Maybe you just haven't found it yet.I suggest you go seek it out. Do NOT take the pills. That shit will dehumanize you and close all doors to potential happiness. It's the kind of suicide that will keep you alive. Hell i'd fucking recommend actually killing yourself over pills so if that's an option, go and do it.
what if sensei went insane and shut up
So... the book is basically just a yuri dojinshi, isn't it?
>>562967846no retard
how soft are female breasts?
Try shrooms.
>>562967846
Do fent
I think there's a Big problem with how Nexon threats Gehenna as many people have expressed hereSome friends have told me that Blue Archive hardly has any Gehenna banners anymoreHowever, beyond the fact that it’s Trinity-centric, the real issue is that the current writers don’t know how to handle this schoolMany Gehenna fans or just BA fans have jumped on the new event, but from the start, Yakumo makes it clear that they’re going to Trinity because it’s perfect, q quiet school where the students can relax and are wealthy.The problem isn’t the justification for including Trinity, but rather that the writers don’t know how to handle Gehenna and therefore avoid it. The last event was the casual Sena and Juri one, the event was fun, but it ended like any Gehenna event, something irrelevant but problematic happens, Hina or the prefect team shows up to save the day, and it’s over. Not to mention the poor treatment Iori always gets, being the prefect team’s punching bag EVERY FUCKING TIMEAnd it’s not like the events outside of Gehenna are the pinnacle of writing, but at least they try to bring something more to appeal to the viewer, something more than just a fun event. Even Rabu was loved by people when she was introduced as a playable character, the fact that she was a merely used as the “villain of the week” is no excuse for failing to give every student at Gehenna some depth or an interesting backstory. But you just don’t get the same effect from GehennaMany people complain about the overuse of Hina, about Hina stealing the spotlight, but part of that problem it's because the writers don’t know how to use the other characters except as villains in events at other schools
burned some tickets I had no dog or ojou but I got this
>>562968085@arona seiafy this
Iori is for bullying.
>>562968085Some people are just retarded or don’t read the game, someone said Pandemonium were villains which is literally never the case
I took pills that made you soothe down (prozac)I still wanted to kill myselfnow I'm taking new pills (wellbutrin)now I wanna kill everyone else then myself
>>562968036how does it feel?
>>562968256Keep your daughters away from bad influences
epic
>>562967902I'm not against using psychoactive drugs, but I've heard stories about Ayahuasca driving people bonkers. There's one where he takes a heavy dose, and wakes up as a different person in another state, and just lives out a new life for years until he suddenly finds himself back in his old body with only a few minutes having passed.
>>562968109why would you roll if you aren't willing to spark
I told you about the fucking pills man.Enjoy becoming a living dead i guess. Go for a high score when your pills run out and start blasting people.
>>562968085
>>562968359And what's stopping you? There are gund at your nearest wallmart
Why not just take zinc pills, eat celery and a lot of oysters and just cum the sad thoughts away?
>>562956264nine (9) megs
>>562968495I'm flush with pyro and I'm addicted to gambling.
>
mika my GOAT
>>562968036>>562968072
>>562967384It may be related to testosterone levels, I've heard that low test might result in those weird, depressive/anhedonic feelings. Not saying you should start blasting gear, just maybe test your levels if you know something isn't right.But like the other anon said, don't take any pills. They really are no good
>>562968595well gamble more to get them
>>562968301Makoto is literally a terrorist and worked with terrorists and because of it Sensei almost died
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11119108?q=blue_archiveOgogurt
>>562968674maybe I'll put another ten singles on the dog on the last day of the bannerworked for Subaru
>>562968554because gosling misaki and haruka niggers would rather be sad and gosling post in /bag/
>>562968604nobody posted ibuki?
>>562967754Only lunatic would put other people through such torment
>>562968375It makes you so happy, you'll do the banana dance.
>>562968607>Mika using 1 month allowance to get personal doujin with senseihonestly based
>>562968696>because of it Sensei almost diedhe probably deserved it.
>>562968489Yeah you just need to be not retarded about it. Too much of anything is terrible for you.99.99% of the time they're life changing for the better and it has personally saved me but there's a 0.01% chance that someone takes it and they just never recover.
>>562968359Take more pills
>>562968696I don't mind though.I do, however, mind Hina threatening Saori because she shot me. Thankfully i already told that little whore to forgive her for my sake.
>>562966338UE60 sHanako (bond50)UE60 qMarina for ChokmahAnd UE40 of every healer you could want for Kurokage too
>>562968802They are in the market for fent though.
>>562966338NTA but our club owner has probably the strongest S.Hanako on the server, someone else has you covered with DoT borrows for both colors of Cockmah for example and so on.
>Just hit the gym, bro
>>562967384listen to testosterone anonalso stop jacking off for a whole monthoccupy your time in useful shit, gym is only one example you should be commiting time to stuff you like
>>562968554The stack is fun the first couple loads but holy shit chugging all those pills down every day gets old. I dread becoming elderly and senile and having to do that just to continue living.
Help, I keep hearing M!Reisa's "HISSATSU MAHOU" in my head
But you should be blasting gear though, just in case.
>>562969193she's a natural tho
>>562969180IKIMAS
>>562968669>I've heard that low test might result in those weird, depressive/anhedonic feelings.my doctor on a whim ordered a testosterone blood test for me last month and I found out I had maybe a quarter of the testosterone I should have (who knows why), I can confirm this is absolutely trueit also makes you start balding but only on one spot on the top of your head instead??? my hairline itself is the same as ever, but maybe that's just specific to meinterestingly I finally got my t-supplements in the mail just this morning, took them, and I haven't had the normal 2pm energy crash I usually have (I don't drink coffee or soda or anything)
>>562969104NTA but genuinely how do i stop jacking off. I do it everyday. Before sleeping AND when i wake up.I'm not on pills, i don't drink much and i do exercise like once a week.What's the surefire way to stop myself from jacking off when the thought arises?Blue Archive.
>>562968807I've got your banana dance right here BITCH
Please don't overdose on zinc...
>>562969180It's better than the fucking bHosh lines. I was going insane last time peroro raid was on
>Hanako>Koharu>Seia>Shimiko>Serina>Mari>Sakurako>Any other Sisterhood member besides HinataAny other degenerate Trinity student?
>>562969306You just have way too much free time.Get a job, get a hobby, anything to occupy your mind that doesn't lead to jacking off.
>>562969387Shut your nigger mouth. Sakurako is pure.
>>562968554fresh oysters are expensive and if I ate fried oysters any more, even though it's my favorite, I'd probably die :(
>>562969104>jacking off for a whole monthI did that shit for multiple monthshit don't work
I've been going to the gym for about 2 months now and it actually works.
>>562968607>The protagonist reminded me of senseiRemember that all porn in kivotos is basically self insert stories with sensei. For them he is the waifu character.
>>562968009Since there are not not male humanoids in kivotos is safe to assume those two in the covers are both girls, isn't it??
>>562969306Careful bro, if you're not one of those single digit T Americans, you'll probably be very angry and destructive.
Well?
>>562969687they don't have halos so they're both guys
>>562969687It's all just sensei with a different haircut.
>>562969768>BL
>>562969637I've been on the exercise bike for a year and it hasn't worked. I just have giant thighs now.
>>562969306>I do it everyday. Before sleeping AND when i wake up.Why do you do it? Does it feel good to do it so often? If I jerk off too much my dick just gets sore and my cum basically becomes water so it stops being pleasurable. I settled into a comfortable 3-4 times a week and feel fine like that.>What's the surefire way to stop myself from jacking off when the thought arises?Get addicted to something else I guess. If I get hooked on some game for example, I end up jerking off less because it takes time and I'd rather spend the time having fun with the game.
>>562969104>also stop jacking off for a whole monthThis shit doesn't work, last time I've tried it I ended up with raging boner that lasts all day and I fantasied about slamming uggos from my work
>>562969306You want to know why "go do gym" is a common advice? Cause you spend time and energy = time for hedonism goes down.Human society has always relied on physical labor and suddenly finding yourself not doing anything will depress you, there is no escape from that.Occupy your time and you will realize there is no resting periods where you are looking for pleasuring yourself.Holy off-topic. Mods do not ban me I am only trying to help my fellows
>>562969729follow your own advice, Kaede
>>562967846MC is based on Sensei so no.
>>562969852Weight loss starts in the kitchen/dining table. Just remember its too easy to overcompensate unless you are an actual gym rat in which case you actually need the carbs and protein
>>562969768The students usually don't see the halos so I guess is normal for them to draw people without them
Pandemonium is cute!Makoto is cute!
>>562970032Did Meru always do that or was that recent?It does amuse me a bit that they didnt have Tsurugi appear because she'd either or both shamelessly also ask for her own self-insert but also possibly clear the misunderstanding up
>>562969852I mainly do high intensity workouts every time I'm at the gym so like 2 miles run, back, chest, arms, leg. So maybe start with those, I'm not a fan of the exercise bikes mainly cause I prefer biking at a park.
>>562969980will Eimi or Kaede surpass Hasumi?
does anyone also get these notifications on phone even though it's not full
I lift, run and eat healthy and I still hate myself and wanna die
what a week, nigga...
>>562969698Single digit T?>>562969865I don't know. I honestly don't know. The urge just pops up and more often than not i tell myself that it's harmless.It feels good still but whenever i'm done my mind just feels hazy and it'll take about 10 minutes laying on the bed before i can actually start doing something else again.>>562969975>>562969416I'll try... Thanks anons. I hope i'll get a job soon. Actually, i'm really just hoping i can stop my gooning addiction more than getting a job...
>>562969975Nta but going to the gym increases my libido
>>562970374It happens if you play on computer and phone with same account.
>>562969180SARABA. DESU.CHWOOOOOOSHUBABABA
>>562970389Just go to the gym bro
>>562970396my fellow african american, it is only wednesday!
>already down to 5xx with my 1T TOREUBROS?
>To the place all our love exists.
>>562970389You're not lifting and running enough
>>562970282No but its obvious after she got a look at (you) in the hot spring she's etched your visage into her memory.Not like she has other adult male figures to base characters off of, she might not be intentionally doing it but instead projecting off her limited experience with a man in the setting.
>>562970039I JUST WANT TO EAT
>>562970539nigga...
>>562970452Of course. Testosterone goes up!Which fixes low T depressive mod.Which is why that advice is so prevalent.
>>562970563im chilling with my 40 million torment up here
There is a chance you might go to the same gym as your fellow baggot
>>562970720>I'm jacking off too much>Follow advice>Test goes up>Libido goes up>Jack off even more????
>>562970737But I have a home gym.
>>562970667Going to the gym and burning weight just so you can afford to eat more without worrying is a very valid reason.
>>562970737There's like 15 schizos max posting here, chances are close to zero.
>>562970563It is what it is.
we are legion
>>562970282Meru was a yurifag originallyGetting close to sensei made her a senseifag
>>562970884>Jack offScratch that. Now you shall procreate.>ButNo. My antisemitism will start sipping out.End of discussion.
>>562970921Your gym is exclusively visited by baggots.
>>562970921I could never work out at a home gym but thats just me i guess. Lack of motivation to do so when its so close in proximity I guess?
>eu>988 torment clears>1833 insane clearslunatic to plat
>>562970737I'm 100% sure I'm one of maybe 10 people in my 4th world shithole who plays this game, so the chance is probably 1 in a million.
>>562961614Suou giving relentless paizuri sessions to my small penis
Are nebra sky disks better than antikythera and voynich? I have same amount for all 3 roughly, except low on blue and orange voynich.Efficiency is the same for me for event missions 9-12.
Ready?
>>562970667just do what I do anon... if you eat just one pretty large meal a day (I also have yogurt with a little honey and fruit in the morning) and avoid non-diet soda and drinks, you'll be able to maintain a calorie deficit... and, the reward of being able to cook a big delicious and filling meal at the end of every day will motivate you to continue doing it...! here's some cumin lamb I made yesterday! I've lost 35 pounds in the last 4 months by keeping this up! you can do it too!
I would workout with Rei
>Stop jacking offI already have anger issues, I don't need to go to jail right now.
>>562970032Proof?
>>562969020>>562968957yeah but did you have UE60 Toki for Hiero? because my EU /bag/ club did
>>562971342Read the story
>one guide says ue60 is necessary for iMari clearclearly this is a joke right
>>562971073GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
Story confirms that Hanako and Koharu are gooning to the weakest porn imaginableStrongest most hardcore porn in Trinity is considered weak shit in other academies, Red Winter considers it almost joke tier.Only one reading the hardcore stuff regularly is Ui, and she doesn't even jack off to it.
>>562970737the chances of another baggot being from my city are rather slim (but they are not zero considering there's at least 7 million people here, enough for half an hollocausts)
>>562971339If you stop jacking off you'd probably invest that energy into getting laid so it's a net positive
On the topic of going to the gym, I've seen so much weird shit going on in the locker rooms every time I go in there. I actually scared of taking a piss in public now. >>562971292Lost like 20lbs doing omad, still doing it but eating greek yogurt with some granola and chia seeds and lots of water in the morning helps a lot with the hunger pangs.
>>562970374Let's say you have 210/240 AP when you close BA on your phone. Your phone will remember to notify you in 3 hours.Then before that 3 hours, you open the game on your tablet/PC and spend some AP. Your phone doesn't know and will still send the notification on time.
>>562971408You rike?
>>562971408no, you need to get into phase 2 with fully rotated hanakoyou might get really lucky with ue50, but for me it was once in 7 retriesi wasn't dealing enough damage everytime
>>562971342Its in the story
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJImD5adYssfloor 120 done on a goddamn ipad, what a roleplayer
>>562971718holy shit, that ui is so small. they need to make a setting to adjust the ui scale
this is gonna sound very stupid but i kinda wish all the world governments were run by male otaku and normalfags didn't have human rights
>>562971518Theres only 800k people in my city... It's impossible
>>562964839>>562966338I will be fapping to Hanako
I know there's one baggot for sure within a 45 minute radius from my primary residence.And I've recently discovered there could be 2-3 more.
>>562971257T4 Nebras are by far the most used T4 artifacts among meta and niche farmable students.
>>562971823society would collapse and there would be no more cute anime girls
>>562971795
>>562971518>there's at least 7 million people here, enough for half an hollocaustsWhat do you mean half? That's not even a quarter. Don't make fun of it by making a comparison to a 1/16. Be respectful to the 200 million next time.
>>562971823They're still not going to unban you from the nearest primary school anon...
marina borrow for euroids?
Where's your dignity?
>>562971913I guess I'll just farm mission 9 then.
>>562971927Cute anime girls are always created by ojisans, male otaku particularlyThe entire government would be centered around them the more power they had.
I live in LA so whenever there's anime expo on my /bag/got sensors go off as there's a particular stink in the air.
>>562971910Not BA but in my small <100k town I lived my whole life in, I went to the store with dad and we took a shortcut through the kindergarden I used to go to (it was Saturday before you think weird shit)And there was a chalk drawing on the asphalt of one Touhou character grabbing another's titsWhich is cool and all but why are you drawing this shit at a kindergarden?
where's your skibidi
I'm going to make some protein chicken tenders from costco
>>562971518IT NEVER HAPPENED BUT IT FUCKING SHOULD HAVE AND THEY DESERVE ITARE YOU READING THIS YOU FEDERAL FUCKS?
>>562971518Yakumo? this you?
>>562972187I've been to LA and the streets stink like shit 24/7...
>>562972202Children notice that adult women and adult men look differentI remember making boob jokes at that age, years before I realized that I liked them
>>562972117yes
>>562971518SaoPauolo sensei...
>>562972187Couldn't stand the weather in LA, thank god I'm in Norcal
>>562971512At least it seems pretty accurate to how high class and/or religiously devout seeming communities often also have a healthy, burgeoning secret spicy literature scene which dates back to the Medieval times
>>562972361at that age I said "boob" to another kid and he said that he's gonna tattle to the teacher and that was the most stress i have ever felt in my life
Please do not kill millions of jews. They go the Gehenna when they die. It's very annoying.
how much do I have to invest into Meru for chokmah? can I get away with having her at 3 stars?
>>562972456>SeemingEntire reason a shit ton of books were preserved over the generations were monks. What you're describing is just women in general
>>562972468at that age we were talking about lemon party and meatspin which was wild
>>562972202Someone had to inspire those kids to draw better and not end up in /bag/ aggie
>>562972586If your goal is to do 74 then sure.
These small city folks will never understand the joy of being scammed and being ask for money on every corner.
>>562971274isn't nagusa the WORST girl you can field for kurokage?(within reason)
>>562972652Meatspin and Rotten for me. Lemon party and Goatse never caught on in my country.
>>562972586I vaguely recall previous runs my 4* Meru only got me to around 74, after that I had to borrow qMarina for 99 since nobody had Meru borrows. So she probably needs some investment for the high floors, UE30 at least if not UE40.
>>562972852I just finished Sakura Quest the other day and honestly, we should carpet bomb anything smaller than Toronto
>>562971361Yuh.
>>562972836What the fuck is that thing.
>>562972940Wacko
>>562972940that's your student be nice
>>562972012fucking world leaders keeping their childs for themselves.. politics never change
>>562971512It's not porn, it's romance.
>>562972863>within reasonSo no Kirara?
>>562973038It's censored softcore pornography.
>>562972852As an antisocial loser the only people who talk me up outside are 90% beggars and 10% old people asking for directions.
>>562972863but she was the one who beat it
>>562973169Sensei wouldn't say "nothing special" if it was porn.
>/bag/ is run by ripped and depressed 30+ year old uncs
>>562972952>>562973140Carry on
>>562973260It's a pan out, Yakumo mentioned she censored the sex scenes.
>>562973260Sensei is desensitized because he's a degenerate.
>>562973185It's so humiliating to be asked for directions and be unable to give them, in part because you lack the communication skills, but also because the only part of the city you're familiar with is a straight line from your house to the grocery store that has the doritos you like
My princesswife Mika
23 IS YOUNG
Thank you, Yakumo
>>562973341Have you actually read anything aimed at women?
29 is young.
>>562973260Sensei has a Japanese person's sense of morality. He's not gonna let a minor drink but porn is a-okay. It's like that time Kiryu bought a porn mag for a grade schooler.
>>562973267Not really ripped, since I do no definition. But I am an absolute unc unit.
>>56297344328 isn't
>>562972852I gave $20 to someone that claimed he lost his wallet and need money to take the bus home, and a decade later met the same guy with the same scheme. I'm carrying a collapsible baton now. I am ready.
>>562970737>There's around 120 people hereHonestly unless you are from an NPC country like the US, the chances of another baggot being from the same country as you are rather slimI doubt there's any other spanish anon here
thinking about Takane's anus...
>>562973551>I learn foreign cultures through video games about gangsters
Holy fuck, my Yakumo is already doing wonders in pvpNo one in my bracket is using her yet, I am literally a tumor growing in there>>562973465Fuck, you beat me to it
>>562973484No.
>>562973615I don't help strangers any more, you can never be sure it's not some scam or an attempt at catching you off-guardsuch is life in a kiked world with coons and pakis in every corner
>>562973267I'M NOT THAT OLD YOU FREAK
>>562973681Gangsters written to be goody two-shoes. That's not to mention every manga/VN/anime MC is assumed to have physical, printed porn in his house.
>>562972863she canonically beat the kittyIf you want a more gameplay aligned picture, have this
>>562973625i thought that mika fag from twitter posted here?
>>562948545Sorry for the late reply to our little tryhard. You don't need two healers. Remove Koharu and put in Akane (or Fuyu/swimsuit Kanna if you have them those are better)
Tsubasa Chronicle
what did hina mean by this
>>562973894that's a latinx
>>562973615My favorite "scam" (not really a scam at all, but just a begging tactic) was a guy came up to me, immediately promised he wasn't going to ask for money, and then asked me to buy him some food. I said I'd buy him a sandwich, and then he claimed he was banned from all the shops, so he'd rather have money for a train ticket. And then looked offended when I told him he literally told me he wasn't going to ask for money so of course I'm not going to give him money for a "train ticket", but I'd still buy him a sandwich.He didn't accept it.
>down to 12xxSTOP MALDING 1 TEAM KUROKAGE YOU SICK FUCK. TAKE COMFY ROUTE.
>>562973267don't forget we have massive dicks and are high IQ too
>>562956073Made for cheap bento sex deceive
>>562973625I know there's at least one more polish faggot posting here and there is non-zero chance that he lives in my city
>>562973625I'm in Spain for vacaciones right now.
I finished the Arius story. It was great. Arius mobs are some of the cutest in the game.
Baggots are so diverse...
>>562974127Aryan mobs
FUCK MOBS
>>562973951https://bluearchive.wiki/wiki/Main_Story/Volume_1/Chapter_2/Episode_2Probably cleaner to read the story here
>>562973625I've seen many screencaps on xitter from this general, if anything they won't be from the same city at most
FUCK Shuro.
>>562974058
>search 'mine' in my device>12/22 pictures is Mine porn>8 of them are paizuris or blowjobOkay that's a little funny
>>562974058That would be me. I live in your walls with Bobers.
anons go to Lebanon to be an anon
You have 10 minutes to pat and finish your dailies
>>562973997>high iq>filtered by easy deck building roguelite minigame>filtered by aoi battleship minigame>filtered by concentration minigame>filtered by yesodand many more
>>562974285your what?
>>562974058According to /bant/ thread from last year there are at least like 4-5 poles here. Including myself.
>>562974285Your porn??
ENTER
>>562974223Or you know, in the game
Mine Kampf
>>562974552Its less ugly than what he was using
>idol rerun soonFinally this place will revive
>>562974380what's the timer left for gogurting my students tho
Sensei is so stupid.>send a Momo and tell him to come to an abandoned room/dark alley>he does it>almost dies in Abydos>almost dies in Red Winter
>>562970737>>562971518I knew an anon that lives somewhere near my house from another general because he would talk about local happenings and now I noticed him post in /bag/ because he never changed up his typing style. Never forget to change up literally everything about you in every general/server/forum because someone WILL find you.
>>562974552...there's a game?
>>562974552>>562974745Yeah, and I just fucking lost it!
>>562974624Stop that
>>562974661You guys are sick. Get some help.
>>562974847FUCK OFF
I am the Glob-glo-gab-galabThe shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blabI'm full of shwibbly liber-kindI am the yeast of thoughts and minds
>'get some help'>says zoos poster
>>562972187Any fellow baggots going to Miku Expo…?
>>562974661>that pic>that post
>>562974634Sensei trusts his studentsMaybe you should try it some time
>>562974913I don't need help being sick, I'm doing just fine.
>>562970737I’m too autistic to do public gyms so I work out at home with kettlebells
https://x.com/i/status/2041882373600768295
Set
Neruset
Early reset Thank god it's friday
resetkaede
resetalice!
twinset
resetarona
treeset
Rengeset
Mikaset
Suouset
https://x.com/rikaopippi/status/2041706756842434571
>>562974661I hope a Miyoposter finds me IRL some day.
>>562975010>trust student>get shot>get stomped on>get shot at>get called uselessSensei rebellion
>>562975140>>562975148>>562975191DIE
>>562975223Trust requires risk, but the students deserve it
>>562975157That tail must be awkward on the toilet
>>562974983What about the yankee-doodle shimi-shumu raggedy-daggedy?
>>562971585I can’t get laid with little girls so what’s the point
>>562973140delish
>>562975301They use the classic japanese toilets where you crouch down
Rate Sakurako’s outfit in this CN-exclusive PV.https://m.weibo.cn/detail/5285474574796118
>>562975223They apologized so it's ok.
>>562975157her hips aren't this wide
>>562975149>>562975150>>562975151>>562975153>>562975154>>562975156>>562975157>>562975158
>>562975357Only in HyakkiIn other schools they use normal toilets
>>562975223nobody punched you though
>>562975010thrusts*
>>562975458Not true, gehennoids have designated shitting streets
special needs student when
>>56297539410/10 good girl top, 10/10 slut bottoms
>>562975545
>>562975560make her green
Honestly the writers need to kill current sensei and replace him with more competent sensei.
>>562975545Bro, your Makoto?
Holy shit, Yakumo's headpat speech is long
>>562973038>It's not porn, it's romance.keep believing that
>>562975672
>1 purple
>>562975798
she punched me TWICE
This thread STINKS
>>562975545That's over half the students...
dorklust
>>562976293Guh, barely sfw
......
You guys ever commission art of your favorite students?
>>562976390no I'm poor
I know this might sound pathetic but you guys are the closest i have to what i can call friends.So thanks, /bag/. I love you, no homo.
I hate how using students in other teams removes them from a formation that had them. I just want to test stuff stop messing my stuff up.
>>562976603Damn this is anon gaynp
>>562976636Then save them to presets? It takes a few seconds
if you say no homo I just assume you are closeted against yourself
>>562976603gays are to be lynched publicly in this here placeyou too nohomo
>>562976776https://youtu.be/-PTYiuo--gE?t=105
coom in doomrope in hope
>>562976390no, i draw it myself and suck at it but it's still better than paying or proompting
>>562976603Life be like thatif I were socially adept i would befriend my club fellas that are always posting stickers but alas...
>>562976730I always forget to.
>>562976603You need to stop stalking other anons. We don't want to be your friend
>>562976603I love you too slight homo
don't tell me you actually have no irl friends and is in a parasocial relationship with this place
>>562975394I love wappi so much, bros...
>>562977136Are you me?
>>562976878sex
>>562977131I have IRL friends but all of them moved to big cities to go to universities while I stayed home because I am a RetardI meet them once a year to drink
who do we save up for after magical reisa, bros?
>>562977391aidoru marie
Why is Nagi so worried about Mika's innocence?Is obvious that Mika is quite aware of male-female relationships
>>562975789he should establish dominance by reading hentai the next time he sits in front
....
>>562977391Takane
>>562970737I started going to the gym last year but stopped because dealing with inconsiderate people was just not worth it. I'll just build a home gym. Can workout during working hours that way, so it's even more worth it.
>>562977391Dress Michiru
I'm not a fan of -desuwa
>>562977131i have like 2 irl friends but between work and college i don't have the time or energy to even play vidya with them
>steam version now suffers from the same bug than JP with the hard missions not being savedWhat the fuck is this retardation?
>try to take notes of the cards instead of memorizing them>take too long and forget what the two cards I flipped werebros...
>>562976878This is the kind of mob that after a full day of walking around while holding hands, eating crepes, feeding ducks at the pond and going to a classical music concert you push into a love hotel and take all of her firsts in a span of single night.
>>562977649>One of the characters I can't view romantically at all.Nexon gives her marriage.
Bing faster
zoos time
>>562977791https://hash6232.github.io/tools/archive-snap/just use this nihha
>>562976603So when can I sex you?
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>>562977735Gook coding, please understand
>>562968696Makoto obviously didn’t know what Arius would do and she got tricked. In every event they’re heroes or at least neutral. Both hyakkiyako events for example they help sensei. Even the dHina event.
>>562977735It's not a bug you dingus.That's the way its supposed to work
>>562977391It's fes saving time. Get ready.
Can we have a Gogurt Thread?
>>562978059whens the next fest?
>positioning is different in phase 3 depending on if you started in phase 2 or notnice fucking game
I sex yuuka
>>562977131I have two different groups of friends to play different games with but I skip them to hang out here, am I retarded?
Can we have a BeatriceThread?
I'm installing Tekken 7. What am I in for?
>>562977131I choose to have no friends but I'm not parasocial with /bag/ or 4chan. Companionship is a bother
MAKE A.NEW. THREAD!WITHOUT IMAGES I CAN'T POST!
pedos of /bag/, how do you cope?
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>>562978191A game that was bad but is somehow a masterpiece next to 8. Also>Blue Archive
>>562978341Cope with what
Unlike you losers, I can imagine the naked Ibuki. I can even rotate her in my mind
baggots of faggots. my thoughts of you all.
I'm not parasocial with threads but I do feel better when I have a general thread opened 24/7, in the front of my tabs. Used to be vtuber generals now it's this place. It's like being tuned to a gay radio, or having the TV on for background noise
>>562978341I got a friend who safely enables my urges
>>562977448Need nursing handjob interrogation from that cop
https://files.catbox.moe/5y9j1y.mp4
ishowspeed is currently streaming
Bake a new bread you goddamn burgerposters, this is your hours, fix it
why am I lovebombing Subaru so hard in her momos?
HinaMating press
I WANT TO POST MAKOTO!
>>562978550I don't even know who the fuck that is. Should I care?
My ips panel is starting to have burn infuck you dell you piece of shit company
>>562978656Sensei is taking advantage of a childs from war torn country that doesn't know any better.
Why did you retards waste all images again, fuck you.
Ay*me was a mistake
>>562978380your sexuality being illegal, being hated by goyciety for no good reason, etc
>>562978730the guy who did the why you trying not to laugh face
Kek, these threads look like schizo ramblings without images.Really strange, like an abandoned shopping mall.
>>562978808I'm not a pedo but I hate/am hated by society anyways
>>562978730You should, he is canon in the story
Aya*e was a mistake
+180 yellow coins+80 purple coinswhile you were posting zoosI was honing The Blade...
You can find human affection in the right places, even if you are into despicable behavior.
I;m jorking my pinits at the gym cya looser4s bake niggers
>>562978991pic or didn't happen>b-but I can't, muh imeji limit!suuuure man, whatever you say
imeji?
>your favorite student.>your favorite pizza.
>>562974393All posted by one brainlet, probably a teapartyfaggot too.
>>562979117hinacheese
let it ferment
>>562979117IbukiCheese
>>562979098watch this.New RecordBattle Complete Ranking point 52,654,824 Time 00:00:133VICTORY[180 yellow coins.jpg] [80 purple coins.jpg] [confirm]
>>562978960Ayanebros…
>go to kivotos>get shotᓀ‸ᓂ
>>562978094you rike?
>>562979117>Momoi>sausage, mushroom, and onion pan pizza
>>562979117Konona cheese
>>562978642This is actually EU primetimeBurger primetime doesn't start for a few more hours
>>562979391dualistdusk-sensei!
We hate rabbits like miyako the mostAlsoWe still hate rabbits like miyako the most
get me out of this thread filled with gookako posters
I see you, rank 1.What's up with that first adjustment team? Why?
Don't forget about Kaya's birthday when baking
Next thread will be a seiathread
What actually happens if I run out of turns on the card game?
How much of an asshole do you have to be to say you hate someone after they bring you food? Forgib Miyako never ever
>>562979712>>562979712>>562979712
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>>562979713>foodI brought the garbage I found in the trash