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Bnuuy love
>>562989370Wearing high heels in that grass is criminal, take those things off and let you feet connect to nature.
>>562989370Threadly reminderAnus < Zima2 < Viviana < Horn(y)Mon3tr < rock < LemuenSpot with Confess
I want to fuck Caper and Pascuala and Warmy and Bena and
>>562989370Lovely bird
>>562989604>I love my soles getting stabbedWhy do you go walk around the woods barefoot
Good day, Didi love
you guys aren’t landholding with huang damao?
>>562989370Wearing high heels in that grass is criminal, take those things off and let your feet connect with my tongue.
>>562989675I think that pig is having a seizure. Also why no pig operator? This needs correction.
>>562989903bro? your goldenglow?
>>562989903goldenglow
>>562989675all those characters are immensely ugly
>>562989806>the woodsBut she is clearly by a pond/lake and there is lush green grass in every direction. Our ancestors had no need for shoes and they did just fine. We need to go back.
What's the average lifespan of the angel race?
I won the Top Op Caster coin flip. NO PASSENGER NO MOSTIMAALL C!!!!!
Fuck vampires
>>562988498Alright, which of those should i consider to level? >>562988986>your trusty squirrel.I have no idea who are referring to
>>562990108>My name is
>>562989604Cantabile shoe removal...
I love you /akg/
>>562990108
>>562990294actually it's Kayobee
>>562989903Cause they're ugly? >>562990063>Ignoring the woods by the lake>Pretending the woods is some raked luxury retreatOur ancestors had thick leathery callused soles covered in scars. You can't just toss some woman out there without getting stabbed by pine needles, broken branch stubs, rocks, rosebushes, and more. Have you only lived in apartments in the metro or something?
>>562990378Keroperus
>>562990192tequila is good damage for a 5* and ptilo because her talent is stupid good and still hasnt been powercrept
>>562990539The 100,000 Headed Devourer of the World...
>>562990192Warfarin, Amiya, Elysium, Texas all are good even for giga oldfags, Amiya in particular becomes very flexible later on. Tequila is worth raising since he shits out money with his base skill that will pay for itself fast and he's also just strong for a 5*.
>>562990192Warf remains the best ATK buffer in the game beaten only by a technicalityPtilo gives everyone who uses auto recovery skills more SPTequilla is a mini-Mlynar, he burst shit down with phys attacksYou will have to raise Amiya eventually to progress the campaignKroos2 is an ok DPS option (especially with Warf) if you have no 6* snipers, but also has good multihit and ministun utilityLa Pluma has great ASMR voice
>>562990013... If you're gay
Has anyone made an all levitate team?All I know is that Irene and Aroma tend to benefit from levitate
>>562990674And biscuits
>>562989675Caper probably has every single STD in existence
>>562990674Aw that's a cute way of doing a cerberus thing
>>562990845I used a levitate team for SSS, with the device that drains Def and Res from enemies that have status effects. Ho'olheyak and Irene are the core. I also had Weedy taking advantage of Hoyas weightless talent.
>>562991001...still would
>>562990845Probably not worth your time outside of IS, because the weight limitation handicaps the whole mechanic.In IS4 or later, go fucking Angelina, I mean go fucking nuts
>>562990192It's better to screenshot all your ops in their totality cause if you have other good ops they might not be the best. Like ptilo is great but perfumer's global unhealable regen goes a long way or myrtle's flagbearer dp gen beating out courier, texas, and elysiumTequila's great physical damage but your support op will handle it in most cases but then he has a strong base skill so it's w/eKroos2 microstun will interrupt channeled abilities and enemy rape attacks. It's less consistent than may but doesn't have downtimeWarfarin is a strong raise the atk buff carries either your support op or your own shitter. Amiya sp costs get fixed after s2 and module. True damage lets her pitch in for high res/dodge/damage reductionPtilo's a great aoe healer and global sp recovery buffer. Pass for perfumer just to get more utility for your buck.Franka's def ignore was supposed to be good but each time the enemy has dodge, damage reduction, blinks, unblockable, hovers, or flies it's ridiculous.Get myrtle done for vanguard regen and fast first skill dp gen
Sussurro's childlike body!
>>562990778Did that asmr ever come out? Anyone reupload?>>562990845No cause they're immune most of the time and half the lev ops have an explicit weight check instead of just losing half duration. Aroma tiles are kinda fucked and Odda is well, Odda. Raising him for a meme that doesn't work except for trash mobs hurts
>>562990192>I have no idea who are referring toIt'sreallyverysimpleyoujustputheraboveetheblueboxfacingdownandsheboobsalltheinvisibleenemiesintothepit.
>>562991154>IS4+>Angelina and AromaIs there some relic I'm unaware of that benefits weightlessness and levitate?
>>562990845All levitate team is Irene, Ho'ol, Aroma, Haruka S3, Odda S2, Qani S2 + talent, and Chong S2. Ho'ol gets the most out of having enemies fly around for her talent damage multiplier, Qani can amp it with Arts fragile too. Irene can only target enemies with S3 in the air but having a secondary Levitate source for fat enemies on S3 can help. Levitating things for Chong S2 to smack down also has high damage for what you get, and Haruka can keep everyone alive. Aroma's S2 would help the team damage a lot and Odda S2 has good synergy with everyone as well to lanehold. It can work if not status blocked since it's very stall oriented, sounds fun to try with Irene's future IS module at least since it massively boosts damage taken by Levitated enemies
stop posting ceobe, i ran out of peanut butter...
>>562990869>>562991154
C is 99% a Feranmut Proxy right?
>>562991467No idea about Aroma but Angelina is broken with IS module in IS4
>>562990869C!mama
>>562991467>Is there some relic I'm unaware of that benefits weightlessness and levitate?Multiple, they started appearing in IS4 because you were meant to levitate the speedy deer dude, and ever since they show up to brick my relic pool. Things like "debuff enemy for 10s after he drops from levitate", "do x damage to whoever gets levitated" etc.But also Angelina reducing weight (with her IS module) is what un-bricks the levitate threshold a little bit
>>562991467>Ancient Fresco>Whenever an enemy is Levitated or affected by Weightless, they will take 1000 Arts damage and be Silenced for 10 seconds, which will be applied again when the respective debuff expires. >Galleria Stellaria's Splendor>Whenever an enemy is Levitated or affected by Weightless, they will take 2000 Arts damage and have the damage they took amplified by 30% for 10 seconds, which will be applied again when the respective debuff expires. came out
>>562991467There are many relics that do additional damage on levitate. Also you can levitate the 2nd ending boss making it far easier to kill him.
Operators who would play Maraton with me?
>>562991618My theory from years ago was an escaped Minos bioweapon, but now with more context, your idea looks more likely.
>>562991686Aroma's first tap flips em with an atk% scaling splat. >>562991762But you don't want to kill him. You want to sit on his face until everything is dead and then he's trapped in your magical alternating tank realm until he succumbs
Fucking birds
>fox is actually good for somethingYou learn something new every day
>>562991001She dresses like a slut but she isn't one
>>562991978After marriage
>>562992025I refuse to marry a russki.
>Lift has to meet a weight conditional most hard enemies dodge to even last its proper duration>Can just brick your ground DPS as well>And almost everything immune to basic CC like stun is also lift immune>Meanwhile things like lure or fear don't give a fuck about anything and avoid immunities 90% of the time.I feel like they could remove the weight halving duration check and it would still be ass
>>562992005>only in one endgame mode>and in an entirely separate game
>>562992005She got one of the better IS modules, and she got it at the time when IS5 was giving out guaranteed hands so she got extra %current HP damage from that. She would solo elite lanes like it was nothing, and even now she's useful in IS6 because she still technically multihits to get rid of the [yanese expletive] teacups and shit
>>562990102Little over 100
Operators that dress like sluts?
>>562992115Good call. They age like milk and are crazy
it's ok Angelina has lowlight favoritism will be good later
>>562992267Shamare.
>>562992005Her s3 weightless has been good. Even when Wild mane came out it let her push juggle stall more effectively while killing higher def. Nobody fucking cares cause Eyja s2 and dusk s1 just mulched the stage lanes on afk without using meme manual strats. So when Angelina's IS module came along with permanent weightless nothing changed
>>562990845>all levitate team?Not really possible since there isn't that many that use levitate at all.Guess throwing on some Sui and Dorothy S2 for Irene memes could make a decent setup.
>>562992046Fat fucking dog titty
>>562991729So only Angelina and Hool have weightless correct?
>>562992267archetto with her open habit
>>562992410Doc, your goldfish...
Would Mostima get mad if I used her plushie as an onahole?
>Weightlessness>capped at -1 weightThis was so dumb the weight 6 enemy doesnt give a shit if he's suddenly 5
The key is playing around Holheyaks range
>>562992410>That ho'olDid you get Mumu?
>>562992025Communist don't marry.
>>562992115Understandable, although that was not the part that was supposed to give you pause
>>562992591This whole time I thought Weightlessness meant removing all weight barriers except for elites and bosses
>>562992552She'd hit you with one of these but I don't know about actually getting mad
>>562992439Yes. Bookmark https://tomimi.dev/en/recruitHo'ol only applies until 80% unless you buy y3 for 50% for memes like Weedy s2 stall or crippling a weight <5 with wild mane
>4* fighter
>>562992593I want to play with Ho'ol's ho'ols.
with most likely 0 hope of ever getting ejyalter is it worth to dump a e2 m3 ticket on honeyberry s1
>>562992543Got the Goomer in like 20 rolls, so she get to be a ticketer later on.>>562992596Yeah, on like pull 290 or something. iirc I also got two or three other offbanners.
>>562991190>all your ops
>>562992290Radio has aged gracefully (bird genes)
>>562992591The problem isn't combining hool and angelina. The problem is the retards kept adding shit that increased shift force and reducing enemy weight. HGs devs are so clueless we'd probably be able to yeet a weight:10 by IS8 or something cause of how stupid they are.
>>562992761>damn, that's pretty fucked up, anyway wanna grab some sugar-free ice cream after work
My soulmate...
>>562992953I’ve never been that unlucky on limited banners, but I get scared whenever I hear stories about it.
>>562987637chat is this real
Name the operator>Attack interval increases, ATK +100%, attacks hit 2 times, increases the activation rate of the first Talent to 75%, and each attack pushes up to 4 surrounding targets away moderately>>562992824If you care to go through the archive the guy doing a meme 4* draft replay of the main story got a lot of use out of her
>missed the Zima vs Ulpi discussion because I was busy with work for oncedarn
>>562992960You're doing all right. Tippi is actually good. You could also get lots of value from Perfumer and Deepcolor is IS modes.
>>562992290Sneg?
C thread
>>562993267>pushes random enemies back instead of the main targetThat's Lee
>matched with same random twice in a rowis this how small the global coop pool is...
>remove talent>unit instantly becomes betterWhat were they thinking
>>562992820Regrettably I have no Ho'ol but just Aroma since I wanted to make a team around her since she's cute
>>562993198AI
>>562993384She’s not exactly mentally stable and was one step away from roping herself
>>562993448
>>562993507>loses ATK +130%I dunno about better
>>562993530>She’s not exactly mentally stable and was one step away from roping herselfI mean, she's from Ursus, can you really blame her?
>>562993267Enforcer idk
>>562993267Mountain
>>562993491Nevermind actually Lee would say it's permanent
>>562992960You got perfumer so do her the regen gives you some utility despite the weaker performanceJaye s2 is incredible and busted. Jaye's one of the kings of lowrarity+welfare with his moderate damage, healing, and semi-fast redeploy. After E2 40 you can buy his module1 which reduces his dp drain from 3/3s to 2/3sGravel's your other FRD for bait rotations and sitting on objective.Since you don't have any better options you'll likely run texas, myrtle, beanstalk.You have cuora for your hard wall tank
Fatass
>>562993656It's understandable
>>562993513She is extra pretty
>>562993513Another one falls for a fucking janny...
>>562992939Sure it will always be there for telling non-instapop elememe to fuck off. With that said, the next summer event will be next january. That's enough time to save up 266 rolls to go with the 34 free rolls from the event.
>>562993873That's our canon RA Snakewife, legally married to us in Sargon. Some call her Zumama.
>>562993873zumama
Just make everyone 200 after their year is over bloody hell
>>562993513Try to get an Odda friend since he microflips enemies to trigger her s2 nuke
i used to be cool...
No, seriously. Why the fuck is Schwarz so fucking sexy? This is not the body of an assassin.
>>562994080>>562994085This snake stole all my RI ingots to turn our truck into a gundam
>>562994189THEY'RE GETTING AWAY PLACE BLOCKERS
>>562994130Did an $800 cash spark and like ~$70 in event packs every minor event esp the $15 for 36 module blocks not clue you in to how Lowlight feels about you?
>>562993787stop thinking about dog sex
>>562994189Where did your aura go?
>>562994235"This is not the body of an assassin." says man that would not hesitate to follow her into a room without witnesses and proceed to get gutted like a fish
>>562994235>This is not the body of an assassin.
>>562994235It isn't?
>>562994323I refuse.
>>562994235She's the decoy that distracts you while Ceylon se
>>562994284>Undeployable tiles
>>562994235She literally try to honeytrap you in her event.
>>562994235As a child assassin, her true lineage is unknown, but clearly her genes are excellent.
>>562994296Okay... Just make everyone 200 the year after the year after their year is over bloody hell
>>562993992yeah I get that but also I'm really unsure any limited past unit is ever worth 300 pulls to begin with
>>562994443AIEEEEE
>>562994284WHERE
>>562994323Impossible, if it eats it breeds.
>>562994526Some Sui are technically worth that, but they're not available this banner.
>>562994402To be fair she was just a merchant's daughter or something, infected by the conspiracy of a comeptitor, her parents killed, and sold to a mercenary group that trained her into a child assassin then sent her after EL HERMANO who overpowered and #HERMANDO'D!!! her for the next 20 years straight
>>562994323I cant read
>>562994575RIGHT THERELOOK
>>562994583If it can bleed I can kill itIf it can die I can eat itif I can eat it I can breed it
>>562994464I see this thing and can't help but think of that jelly bunny dessert getting smacked with the spoon and the oh my goodness capgion.
>>562994526Shu is worth it for sure, but she's on the next banner.
>>562994235She's not nearly that big nor is her waist that thin so you’re right, it isnt the body of an assassin
>check that old Arknights artist you used to like>only draws BA now
>>562992593We need to further the Kukulkan race together Ho'ol.
>>562994873Way ahead of you
>>562994526Do you have Haruka? A bunch of sui, NTR, Lapp2, skadiva, texalt, mumu, arturia, exu2, hoshi2thanks to the guaranteed new limited copy at 300 you have pretty good odds of eating shit and either being within +20 rolls to get an 200 spark old limited or hitting the 300 pity and getting an old 300 spark limited which are still quite strong
>>562994323Shouldnt have made her sex
>>562995029I have two hands this is not a problem.
>>562994841Lowlight did this
These aren't the actions of an assassin.
There's something really hot about a girl so retarded she doesn't realize why her body is making me horny.
luv me some chipssimple as
>>562994742what's the average number of pulls you can stock up between limiteds? >recently picked up the game again after taking a break on chongyue haven't really done much except the current available annis
>>562995086Abbs on Schwarz is good... but so is thickness
>>562995029Needy dogs...
>>562995228I think this is one of the cutest outfits in the game, the only one close is drunk Penance
>>562991618Just a pureblood elder desuThat's like saying ho'olheyak is a feranmut.Elders were royalty subraces of the animal races and based of mythological creatures they had arts comparable to peak witch king like controlling the weather.
>>562995285>7red cert stonks?
>>562995285fat fuck
Off model.
>>562995285Me too
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPERAPE
>>562995362*burps*
>>562995285Yum yum yum
...Where is the Amiyaposting.
>>562995029This is what life should be about.
If they were on model their faces/legs would be broken so be thankful>>562995474I kneel
Cute wife love!!! And Uika's there too, I guess!
>>562995274You can tell if it's a ceobebro or a raybro based on whether they use autistic or retarded in that sentence
>>562995059I have skadi bard, balans 1.0 ch'en, texalter, kirin yato and chong as actual limiteds>funnily enough balans chen is pot 3 which I got on her rerun in 60 pulls somehow where you aren't supposed to get 1 to begin with
>>562995513Whenever you decide to post her
>>562995294Without any sources like past story chapters/events/etc, and without monthly card it should be around 200.
Chicken
>>562995513>What if we released a high def tanky enemy then gave them 60 res and 40% damage reduction so you're only doing 24% damage>And gave them 40k hp>And spammed them
>>562995783On-model and out of character
>>562995591Well the sentiment is shared
Did Ceobe and Saga ever actually meet or is the idea that they're good friends just fanon?
>>562995831No, doctor really is that short.
>>562995589*snap*
>>562995851Fanon
>>562995591I need to make a hot retardknights team...
>>562995029I'm sad how it's literally impossible to use Vermy in most of our current content. Her damage is so low she may as well not exist.
>>562995876I said it's on model tho?
>>562995595>When it's 12% chance to get any old limited in 300 rolls but you get 3 of the same one in a 5th of the rollstruly cursed>>56299529475/3mo + handout and first clear orundums. There's a calculator in the OP nobody reads
>>562995986I'm BLIND
>>562995925A kafkabro wouldve said "a girl so fucking retarded she doesn't realize why her body is making me horny"
>>562996036Why are they in H E double hockey sticks??
>>562996129They make good burgers
>>562996129Its an homage to Death Valley
>>562996131I like this artist's Cliffhearts
>>562995294>>562996001Oh and don't forget the 24 free rolls you have to use on the banner and the 10+ orundum lotto
WTF the Bastion stages are...FUN?!
>>562995851They are both dogs at the same time
>>562996384We told you they were last time. As long as you aren't lagging or crashing it's peak
>>562996131That "!!" Is so cute
>>562995879She gets along with isekai'd JKs so well.
>>562996429I love my dogs
>>562996265They do make her look very warm.
>>562996487Those are some very "am I kawaii" eyes in that second panel
Places on Terra that are HELL ON EARTH?
Ceobe is the face of Arknights
>>562995851I want to say they were foodgang in either one of the common spinoffs or the 4koma anthology Maybe official and saga tags could find it
>>562996672
>>562996001>75/3mo + handout and first clear orundums.seems doable to hit 300 by the next one then, well, 276 because freebiesi have 3 full story chapters to go through, atleast 10 events if i counted it right and 11 annihilation maps to still clear+ whatever else i might not be thinking of
>>562996001>it's 12% chance to get any old limited in 300 rollsIs it really that high? I had to skip Exu2 to not risk getting roached, but I can't pass on my sworn ally... I hope I'll just get him and Pram early enough.
>>562996580She's keeping one eye on C!, after all. Very dangerous around treats.
>>562996630Everywhere outside of Laterano and Siesta
Ceobe is the Ceobe of Arknights
>>562996001>>562996275Also, don't forget you can farm rolls in your base.The only cost is rocks, LMD, and your soul.
>>562996859Maybe even the Ceobe of all time
>>562996812Yeah but it's the full 300 rolls and and only for any random old limited which is bad for wanting a specific one. >>562996742SAlt is in a week then 3 months to Wang. Make sure to redeem your 3 weekly event crystals since they expire
>usung ceobe when wang and pramalt and logos exist
>>562996994If he can't raise his ops or do events due to farming rocks he's done anyway
>>562996131Yeah, I think they look pretty similar
>>562995783
>>562997339And I think this is an image for ants
>>562997265>Ceobe s2 Attack Interval is reduced greatly>Mon3tr has +20% atk and +62 aspd>Stainless gives +96% atk and blocks
We should have gotten Astesialt instead.
>Attack range expands, Atk +210%. attacks now deal physical damage, prioritize enemies with the lowest defense, and silence targets for 5 seconds. Name this operator
>>562997416YOU are an ant, dumbass.
>>562997404Now post the 100% trust one
>>562997532She's the older sister, it was only natural...
>>562997567cob s3 and the cursed sekrit silence tech
>>562997567Ch'3n S1
>>562997135Smooch crocs.
>>562997307i have an ok roster of built ops but yeah with so much to catch up on I doubt I can afford to use sanity on anything else since I remember AK gave pretty much no downtime on things to run
sloppa
When is the guaranteed Top Op tag?
>>562997810bro..
>>562997810You missed it.
>>562997816Those were a cute pajama set
>>562997816I bought this one, it's pretty cute.
>>562997810bwopipi herr Top Op....
>>562997339They do if you're a computer
>>562997840
>>562997810OHNONONONONO
>>562997595
>>562997816Shouldve been a skin award
post real lesbians
Since we're dogposting, anybody got that image with Saga going into the mens bath?
Is Ceobe the most universally loved operator?
her hannya looks weird
>>562997532saving her for more important situation
>>562998040
>>562998040No
>>562997876>>562997878>>562997942>>562997997Wait what? I've logged in every day, how could I have missed it?
>>562998154no because i hate her
>>562998313Thanks
>>562998329You might have accidentally rerolled it out of habit
>>562998313The real treat in this image is Blazes bare legs, and Hoshis bare feet.
>>562997265Really hot knives thrown at super high speeds gets the job done all the same.
>>562997798what are you doing here
Are you retards confusing top op and senior op?
>>562998329They are just messing with you, it hasn't come yet.
>>562998020Why the fuck would I want to post some ugly butch chick and the tiny human being with negative self-confidence she forced into a abusive relationship?
>>562997798Who is this pink?
>>562998313Ansel is so cute
Ne
>>562998413I may be stupid, but I'm not that bad yet. Probably.>>562998542Oh thank goodness.
>>562998420What about the perros paws
>>562998702monumen
>>562998109That string should be me.
>>562997798Lemuen? Not quite sure
This thread is very white
>>562998621band sex slave
>>562998867>That string should be me.I'm a frayed knot
>>562998597Nobody said you had to post westoids
>>562999025first one that made me smirk, damn it
>>562999025That was actually pretty god
>>562998621Anon...
>>562999025
>>562998903
how so i opt out of stages i've done already? i've only played on one new map since the update
Why does Rhodes always have so many crocodilian slaves anyway?
>>562998885I like it alot
>>562999234Find someone who has them and convince them to host the room
>>562999435They aren't slaves, I literally paid them in t-shirts, stickers, and water thermoses. Hard times call for desperate measures.
Is Senshi ableist?
>>562999426
>>562999435They're illiterate jungle retards we abducted from acahualla. all they did was walk around and hold fight clubs
gashi perro fever!
>>562999025Horn was based today.
>>562999719They still do that off the clock
>>562999806Foot perro
>>562999690>>562999806What's with Higashinese dogs being so cute?
>>562995851I don't think Saga is even a real person in-universe.entire event was real vagueposting.
I was never able to find a scan of this
>>562999952>perros>perros, higashi
WTF WHERE IS MY ARK NO KNIGHTS I HAVEN'T FINISHED IT YET AAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE
They turned Rosa into a PTN character
>>563000269you had a whole week
>>563000269You let them all down...
>>563000084
>>562996131*SMOOCH* (#1)>>562996265*SMOOCH* (#2)Wakayo is my favorite fanartist. She loves Cliffy a lot too, and has drawn so much of her, and she has a very unique and cute artstyle. I bought her Cliffy artbooks and buttons, I love them
>>562999919Isnt that all of them?>>562999952Something in the air, or the food
>>563000084I'm 90% sure someone posted a pic of it with other stuff from the release. check her tags again.
>>563000269How am I supposed to control my lust when stuff like this is posted on the daily
>>563000290this is what silverash will look like in 2030
>>563000269Oh fuck, I didnt know there was no claim period. Guess the furniture will have to wait until next year ...
>>563000424Here, is this better?
>>563000290I like it. Reminds me of the art in Innocence, which was gay as shit but had very good art.
>>563000269>where is my ark no nut>i haven't finished yet
>the better module for speccy weccy and skadoo are the ones without the sexy AH statstick buffs
>>563000553>underbust corset over a thin gauzy dressharlot
>>563000398A lot of good fanart, but no original scan, unless I'm completely overlooking it somewhere
>>563000084this is... basically PORN. what are you looking at
Room number [35hd2n02l6h9en]Bastion defense
>>563000678You use both so whatever>>563000738Any reuploads of the artbook on the pornsites?
>>563000678Only for individual performance outside of team synergy.
>>562999690mating press
>>563000857
>>563000732You're gonna run out of mean words to call her by the time the night is through
>>563000770Thats by her real artist, it's basically official art
didn't realize there's more stages. what's the point tho I'm done with rewards
>>563000290I am 95% sure this was drawn by a fujo
>>562991978Thanks, I'm horny now
>>563000335>several thousands of cliffys saved>multiple artbooks and merch boughtI fucjin kneel.
>>563001067To have fun with your /akg/bros? The actual point of the event?
>>563001067for fun broseph!
>>563000678>One module for solo use>One module for AH teamBoth skadi and specter have the same deal, it's good.
>>563001067But there's more rewards now
>>563001249Saga before and after rhodes kitchen
doctor you need to GET ONLINE
>>563001068lesbian https://x.com/feimeixiangguji
>>563001067>DoneIt literally had a countdown timer on the reward expansion for a week
>>562999690What kind of nighttime training?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIBn2iP3JWk
>>563001249okay this is actual p0rn
>>563001305Its funny that we actually know what Fat Saga looks like
>>563001067Did you get Chiave's skin?
>>563001434
New rapist just dropped...
>>563001457I like crazy saga and sleepy saga
>>563001543For me it's rich Saga
Did someone say... rape?!
>>563001112Stand. We are frends.
>lineup exchange>guy gives me 12 fucking defenders>have to ask for DP every timei feel emasculated
>>563001543>>563001646I thought they are based on sins so that's angry and horny saga
crownlayer
lil sus lookin big fresh
>>563001798...have you laid any notable crowns?
>>563001820i wouldn't be able to see her over the hood of my columbian pickup druck and run her over by accident
>>563001782every person I've played with in coop uses the same combination of >Lapp, Ulpianus, Shu, Texas, Exu, Ines, Myrtle, etcso I just get that every lineup exchange
https://files.catbox.moe/ocsx64.png
Kichi from yesterday
>>563001950I have not a single one of those on my line up.
>>562999025First time I laughed with a Ritapost
IMAGINE>IMAGINEIMAGINE>IMAGINE
>>563001792I think they are just based on popular character tropes from that era. Kind of a Golden Kamui vibe.
>>563002147What are we imagining
>>563002195
>>563002172cute feet
The Doctor loves dogs.
>>563002172>>563001792They are based on giving into worldly desires from the stories Saga tells in death in chunfen. A warrior who fights for money, a thief who loses a hand, a woman who spends all day in luxury.
>>563002147Tomboy onahole...
>>563002371>stupid>loves you if you just give her foodperfect woman
My kot. That is all.
>>563002397And an ink person that escapes a painting
>>563002371Man's best friend. Wait, isn’t your wife supposed to be your best friend?
>>563002531>not m9Grim. where's your cot2 bwo?
>>563002397Correction, the Armored Saga just fights cause she hates evil.
Sorry about that doc, I completely forgot how much range 8 ball man has, usually the play with him is to not deploy anyone and helidrop him to death together.
>>563002531Hm, not quite complete.
>>563002147She's MUCH taller now!
>>563002531Nice
>>563002531Solid Huang, bro
>>563002531Cute kot
>>563002629>>563002675I can't press buttons because I'm literally retarded. For me, it's S2.
>>563002531I don't take operators seriously unless they're level capped. I delete all friends with underleveled supports.
>>563002531Thank you for reminding me to pick up that skin.
>>563002638She's so relatable
Is S3-4 ever worth it over 1-7? Even if S3-4 is twice the sanity, you only need one device to make a shard and it costs less at only 1k LMD as opposed to 2 rocks and 1.6k LMD? You also get other higher materials on S3-4 as extra drops.
>>563002690Why are both of them so darn cute in this?
kinda funny to think about meta teams fighting over their meta ops every time they match someone
>>563002910If those numbers are right it would be better
>bring a team of bards and miscellaneous supporters>deploy them around my partner's operatorshmm nyes
>>563003053you're a supportive player. I like you
>>563002583my wife is a dog
>>563003172my wife is a cat
>>563002916A cute Sankta? AND a cute Lupo? It's more likely than you think.
is anyone's wife a bird?
My wife is a collection of pixels
>>563002910No because newcuties must suffer the rock mines like we have
>>563003384I think there's a penguinfag
My wife isn't
my wife is my teacher
>>563003364I saw people talking about how HG forgot that Fungimist was the first IS, but actually Fungimist was called the "IS 0.5", because it was a beta.
>>563003053>Aak, shamare, skadiva, civilight, stainless, Windflit, guardmiya, Shu, Saria, Mon3tr, Pallas, warfarin, Wanqing, Saileach. Reedalt, Suzu>Sesa/Skyfire if you can block
>>563003384Silencebro.
>>563002910no. the bottleneck is not lmd but sanity denominated material
>>563003414don't say that
>>563003556Then why is phabtom IS2???
>>563003556Almost everything from fungimist has been ported to future ISes anyway.
>>563003683Nobody knows
is there any teacher student yuri
>Love dog = white>Asian spouse = white>Love asian dog spouse = ?
>>563003807cardigan x doberman crackship
>>563003384Plumebro, Ptilopsisbro, Eratobro, Astgennebro, Firewhistlebro, I think there's a Mulberry and Kafka bro too? I cant remember if we have a dedicated Plumabro or if its just the coomposting
Hortus had a really mediocre soundtrack for churchkino standards
>>563004015they start good and just don’t really go anywhere. maybe it’s just a genre thing
>>5630029101-7 is 6 sanityso 0.2075 rocks per sanityso 0.10375 crafts per sanitys3-4 is 15 sanityso 0.0612 devices per sanitywhich turns into the same rate of craftswhich is lower than rocksYou can't escape the tyrant
>>563004005The ultimate workout threesome
I thought 1-7 was 8 sanity I'm glad I didn’t out myself as a dumbass haha
operators who love to work up a sweat in the gym
>>563004282
>>563004378Closure is 100% selling those shoes
>>563000084holy sexo
Maybe people in Terra never stop growing. That's why Jessicat2 is taller, and why Mantra is so tall.
when do we get the free 6* recruit ?
>>563004282Plume's sweat was so strong it made people remember her
>>563004686You know, you might be onto something
>dogposting hours
>>563004790Show your Cardigan
>>563004859
>>563004971Even got the pit skin, excellent
>>563004928
>>563004928>>563005059Stop this.
>>563004528Can you blame her? Blaze is one of the sweatiest, stinkiest girls on the whole landship. I'd be snorting those pheromones right to the back of my brainstem on the daily.
>>563004928>>563005059Please keep going
>>563004751WHOA MAMA
>>563005153>fresh bread smell directly to the brain
Aieeee, I'm gonna trip the desire sensor
>>563005474HEY GAME HE WANTS BAGPIPE
>>563003053>pov
>>563004709Harsh but true
>>563000857GGs Dr. A, my arm is killing me though, I'll take a break for now
!
>>563003384Nyes
>>563005732birdbrain...
>>563005732I want Fia to hand me a warm egg she has laid
Why haven't they increased the level cap yet
>>563005732She didn't take the panties back btw
>>563005872Lv 100 ops with a 4th skill coming soon
>>563005732Damn hazing rituals
>>563005862It needs to still be glistening.
I ask myself why Mostima is such an asshole but she is a fallen angel I guess
>>563006032Xingzhu pudge.
how do i load the end screen faster to like my partner back? what if people think I'm an unsociable fag that doesn't like his partner after a stage?
This Erik Castro dude made all the best songs that Arknights has ever released
>>563006173what did he make
>lineup exchange with new qt>gives me his wuh2>win without using heri feel like a reliable adult
why does the thought of warm eggs make me so horny? it's not even the right species for me to be horny about
>>563006256misty memory
>>563005872They wont even give 240 san cap. Small indie company can't handle it
>>563006286Birds on the brain made you birdbrained
>>563006286It's the intimacy of it
>>563006274>new qt>wuh2more like oldsmelly
How easy would Blaze be to groom? Would she fight you when it's time for the tub?
sweaty embarrassed Fia handing you her precious egg and getting more flustered when you cherish it...
>>563006593Yes. You have to jab her full of kuranta tranquilizers so her struggles are too weak to achieve anything.
>>563006286That egg just passed through the cervix, the most intimate place a man can reach in a woman.
Sex with dogsDoggy style
>>563006667Shark standing in the "smooch here" line
Whats the official name of Amiya's boss battle theme?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nV4J1EOd34k
what triggers the photo generation? Why do you not always get one?>>563006738It's more intimate to jerk off her uvula
>>563006032my face on that tummy
>>563006274>"why didn't this retard use wuh to win faster? is he stupid?"
>>563006841https://arknights.wiki.gg/wiki/Sarkaz%27s_Furnaceside_Fables/OSThttps://arknights.wiki.gg/wiki/Sarkaz%27s_Furnaceside_Fables/Witchcraft_Archives/Visionary_MelodiesPRTS wiki might have the filenamehttps://www.youtube.com/@noiresama7222/videos should have the filename but it'll be a dick to find.Yostar account will have the trannylatedNot sure if the IS stuff gets put up on the official monster siren site
>>563006796Beagle is a cute
Kroos feet!
Do Ceylon enjoy being a cuckquean or something?
It's time to let go, no beagle lives forever...
>>563006796https://litter.catbox.moe/tzi3i2ir782zzjz7.png
>>563007348Yes, she only hired a sexy bodyguard to watch you fuck someone hotter than her right in front of her.
>>563007348No it's a chinese property so they can't go hard on gay shit without getting raped by the CCP if they ever get looked at. Despite bringing in over a billion yuan anually of foreign currency to a dead paper economy in a recession they still raped snowbreak out of existence. Most companies play it super safe as a result. After manjuu escaped the mainland the CCP is a lot more schizo about things
1/3 perro btw
>>563007331feetposting?
>>563007663Nice neck tan line you casual
>>563007663and 2/3 slut btw
>>563007451>ceylon hires schwarz for her cuckquean fetish>schwarz falls in love with ceylon and goes along with her fetish because of that love>ceylon gets off watching you plow schwarz and schwarz develops a fetish for being used for ceylon's pleasure>all three of you have a great time
operators who would be into piss play?
Why would you call girls "sluts" when they only act that way for (You)?
>>563008073I don't think I've ever called an operator a slut.
>>563008073its called negging
>>563008181What about a slag?
>>563007704
>>563008073it's pretty vanilla play. meaning she wants to get fucked hard.
Advanced Bastion anyone?837FC6MJDK25K6
>>563008257That sounds gross, no...
>>563007851Ho'ol mistakenly trying to teach utage how to be a better snekborb
operators who use sex as cardio
>>563008073Girls like it the worse you treat them in bed, as long as you treat them nice outside of the bedroom. They get off on the contrast.
>>563008257>slagpostingNow that's a word I haven't seen in a long time. Used to really rile up some feathers around these parts back in the day.
>>563007704... go ahead, Wbro.
>>563008323sorry I'm cooking
>>563008647It's okay dr A. Sometimes it feels like you're the only one who plays coop
>>563008323sorry bwo i'm too shy but i wish you luck
>>563008838ohayo to you too, mon3tr
>>563008895Bro it's not like he's getting a zoom call to your webcam get in there and do your best even if things go badly it's funny.
my wife is my slut
you are my slut
I am my slut
>>563008895Come on bro, play with us. Nothing bad's going to happen, I'm sure most would love to play with more /akg/ anons.
>>563008895I also dont reveal my account during any co-op so i feel you
>>563008783I play coop too it's just fun to play with randos because every game is different and you meet a variety of people, compared to playing with just 1 akgbro. I usually play with akgbros once I'm done with all the stages.
what happened to the recruitment voucher event?I got the guaranteed 5* recruitment tag, and it seemed like the 6* recruitment tag was timegated so I was waiting, but now the event is just gone?
>>563008895>i'm too shy.... who's your wife?
I AM MY OWN SLUT
is there any hope for a returnstinky using a niche squad but also bad at the game so then i need to get my teammate to carry me
>>563007975Wow haha... gross and weird...
>>563009215
>>563009289nyo bro it's over at that point
>>563009289there's nothing more embarassing than a nichefag who plays like shit
>>563008783How many Dr. As do we have, I feel like I've seen that Dr. letter typed more than every single other one combined.>>5630091836* recruit tag comes later, you didn't brick yourself or anything. Relax.
>>563009289just post code and someone'll do it
>>563009289Even launch ops are still strong. It's not even hard keep asking about the stages if you're having trouble. The enemy info in the stage on the main coop menu lets you preview the total enemy pool. you can ask about mechanics you don't know
>>563009337...is this marg or mari
>>563008323wtf is this map never played it before
>>563009337Would you double team her with blemi?
I finally started co-op. Is there a team I can join?
>>563009538Idk how teams work at all
>>563009538"Teams" are just pairs, really. Invite random people already on your friendlist, the system lets you know who is already paired up.
>>563009465new maps today brehski
>>563009289What's your niche bro?
>>563009665His niche is his deployments killing your ops with enemy aoe and not doing objectives until the stage loses.
>>5630096652022 operators
>>563009792he's literally me?!
>>563009628Oh. Well, if someone wants to join mine, here it is. >Team number [dn7l66jd6d1g4g]
>>563009289It's fine, we're all here to have fun with our fellow doctors. If you want, get in this room and we can go over all the advanced stages at first so you get a feel for things. You'll do great, I'm sure of it.[imh8an21cke84d]>>563009538>>563009578Post your team code from icebreaker missions tab, the "Team invite code". All it does is give you a shared trophy room and more points for the missions, nothing major. Teams are only 2 players big, and you can do all missions and get all mats without being in a team. It's flavour.
>>563009792>nicheThat's just playing with randoms...
>>563009538all the cool docs got scooped up into a team instantly. everyone remaining... they're teamless.
my niche is full metaslop
>>563009896I always wonder if the other player sees me trying to deploy an op for 3 minutes and it never going through
>>563009961>got invited into a team day 1i'm finally cool........
Teamcel....
My niche is using Wulfenite on the Gramaphone stages and immediately putting mines by all of them.
I wish loliknights were a good niche
>>563010276use wulfenite
>>563010245I still like using the raccoon
... not getting invited to a team feels when the teacher tells everyone to get a partner and then everyone immediately partners up except for you, and then the teacher says >"oh wow looks like everyone has a friend, okay let's begin.."
nyot posting my team cod
>>563010386I like raccoon as well, I just like how Wulfenites mines don't detonate.
>>563010245I keep forgetting to pack her
I got a bunch of team invites but when I tried to accept them they were full...
>>563010401This doesn't happen in real life bro, it's only in Disney Channel movies.
>>563009646ok i was retarded i even lost my m3
>>563010526This happened to me.
>>563010401Why didn't you make friends homie? Why didn't you suck her balls dry as punishment?
>no wife>no favorites>no team... who ARE you?
>>563010531Your kind ain't welcome here.
THIS IS BULLSHIT THERE IS NOTHING TO DO IN THIS GAY GAME WHEN DO WE FIND OUT ABOUT THE ANNIVERSARY
>>563010401reality is either the teacher pairs up with you or he slots you in a random team
Anyone want to do lineup exchange? Bring a fun squad.[ef4b61b9h17lll]
>>563010401>Odd number of kids>Every single teacher in the known universe just makes a single group of 3
>haven't checked at all>go check>No Invites ReceivedO-Oh...
At the end of coop's duration we will be asking about which /akg/ doctors you liked playing with. If your letter isn't dropped, you and all your other letter doctors will be removed from the group.
>>563010696>31 kids in the classroom>you're the 1
>>563010767I like G. And O.
>>563010623I'm (You).
>>563010623
>>563010793>Everyone make groups of 3>Oh we have 31 children in this class>Ok one group will have 4 instead
>>563010670on the 27th
>>563008543
>>563010341She's for cowknights though
Operators that canonically have a cuckquean fetish?
>>563011078Just you I'm afraid
>>563010831This isn't how I was told to keep my evil angel in check.
>>563011078Ops aren't degenerates
>>563011078Virtuosa
>>563010831This but that fist is my penis.
>>563010838This used to be me until that bunny made me get a job
>>563011318>Ops aren't degenerates
>>563010682Lol I wasn't prepared for you to hit me with a full little girl team. GG dude
>>563010831Arturia's character would improve dramatically if someone decked her in the face at some point
>>563010831Cringe
>>563011260>>563011470>>563011523
>>563011518>full little girl teamFUCK I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE NYOOOO
>>563011518GG Dr. M. Anyone else want to play a couple rounds?[c6385jlbgb5k22]
>THAT guy released another Zima videolmao, mindbroken, dude will probably seethe for years about it
>>563011523I have a solution to all of Terra's problems but it may be hard to accept for some.
>>563011663Cant stand this artist
>>563011848He's mostly right though, zima solves a problem that doesn't exist. People are only excited for her because she's an old operator that has a tiny but loud fanbase and only liked her in the first place because she was unpopular so it really just comes down to hipster contrarianism.
>zima fanbase
>>563011078priestess
>>563011523i would just pound her cervix to factory reset her
Nice game Dr. U your exu2 did tons of damage. Your the first non 120 I played coop with.
First time playing the salt map, what do you mean texas cant break the cannons anymore? I'm washed.
>>563012029Zima's permanent s2 with range extension is good. s3's nuke is viable. Nobody needs to roll cause she's going to get her for free but peak is >5pot
>just finished bastion defense tutorialSeems like a scary mode...
>>563010873That's such a long way away. When's our next global event? All this dead time, what a nightmare.
>>563012295I got a cutie in their 60's the other day. Still had Lappland, walter, logos and 3*'s tho
>>563011663Based and deserved
I found Dr. U queueing randomly and he added me...
>>563012295it helps to know what the map does somewhat
>>563012334Exodus cannons have a fuckton of health and if pirate cooks are near they can also protect them with DR, even Surtr S3 barely kills one before she runs out of juice here.
>>562995332We will see what HG will do with eldersThey were lumped together with the ancients but the whole matter is confusing since a couple of elder races were spawned by feranmutts and those exists independently from sarkaz and precursorsA long while ago, since lungs were feranmutts and those are based on chinese dragons i thought feranmutts in their entirety were some kind of precursor bullshittery and elders were minor feranmutts that existed to protect the imported animals from the local monstrous fauna engineered to resemble the mythology beasts of ancient precursor history
>>563012496Map 3 went pretty smooth. But map 2 was a bit rough.Not entirely sure how my Kroos was still attacking while everyone else was incapacitated though
>>563012387Big cat
>>563012746how do you even tell if someone's from here?
This year will be the year! Surely!
>>563012873Cute wife spotted!
>>563012868>a couple of elder races were spawned by feranmuttsHuh?
>>563011354virtuosa locking eggs in a room with another girl to train him
>>563013031The aura of coolness emanating from them
>>563012091yes, we exist yes, I will max her day 1
>>563012873uh my m3 disappeared when she jumped down for some reason, not found on map or in deployment list. even though i still have the reconstruct deployable i can't deploy it anywhere.
>>563013086Who's in the middle?
>>563013359Amiya?
sora...
>>563013359That's Amiya, bro...
>>562989370Why are doctors losing their mon3tr in bastion defense?
>>563013262based
...
operators who experience cervical orgasm
>>563013506Oh no, that gang of rapscallions is about to bully that Victorian.
>>563012029I just know he made another video, I don't know the contents because I refuse to give him views, all I know is that he keeps on seething
>>563013398>>563013417Nuh uh Amiya is 150cm
>>563013519
>>563013629She probably deserved it
>>563013438
>>563013493Zima smashing noble pussy, nice
Rape
>>563013669His whole schtick at this point is just to shit on every operator that comes out so he can make an "apology" video a few months later walking it back and saying actually they are good.
>>563013736I've always wondered what this feels like.
>>563013828he shat on sa pram and wang too?
>>563013828
new record
>>563011848>shitpah mad>ulpenis homos badBeautiful
>>563013990slut
>>563013990I can barely get 3 people to attend my clue parties...
>>563013990>used to get a party queued up every day>now it takes two days sometimes three>feels bad not being the newest cutie on the block anymore
Kinkiest operator?
nice to see you knew my intention to use aak to buff exu2 dr. U. for the gramophone stage, you could have just put leizi in the middle without activating her skill and it will work
AAAKKUNAITSU SHIN EVENTO
>>563014196Gravel
>>563014196silverash
>>563014260ZOOT, translate.
>>563014196Senomy
>>563014196Greyy
>>563014080bake banana bread and people will come
>>563014196Qanipalaat
>>563013828Good hustle rotten soul. Many sad cases
>>563014456i hate banana bread
>>563014456Banana bread sucks
Lemuen is weird
>>563014575>>563014587Bullshit, it's impossible to hate banana bread.
>>563014080Wear the thighboots, thigh-highs, miniskirt, and tube top>>563014587If the baker sucks. It's a pain to do well.
how do i join a team
>>563014519I bet he's into tail stroking
>>563014456We love banana bread here
>>563014674Click on team. Join a friend or post your team code here.
>>563014587hey pal, banana bread is fucking amazing. Keep your comments to yourself.
>>563014587I bet you hate banana mayo sandwiches too
>>563014729there's no bread there
>trying to force me to interact with other doctors even more
getting the banana bred
>>563014856Who do you think you're talking to on /akg/?
>>563014825>banana mayoUse fucking peanut butter like a real person
Post unkinky
... bread?
>>563014856Play with us. You can't hide forever.
>>563014907Stop being racist against southern great depression culture
>>563014825the fucking WHAT
>>563014825What the hell is that?
a loaf
>>563014930kneading cliffy's clitty
>>563014850Because i forgor to save the pic all those months ago
>>563014825What the fuck are you talking about bro
Sloppa
>>563014856coop is fun, just play it
>>563015012coating sakiko's insides with mayo
>>563014996>>563015012>>563015075>Two slices of bread>Mayo the bread>Either do 'nanner slices or split it lengthwise for long nanner halves >Put it together>ConsoomSo many plebs are ignorant of american fine cuisine
>>563014796can someone post the /akg/ team code?
>>563014825>banana mayo sandwiches
>>563015158Wife spotted
>>563015012Saying romantic things to Sakiko while raping her
>>563015190>fine cuisinenever use those words again, you disgust me.
In the next thread, there will probably be a wifepost
>>563015158Didi must be bigger
>>563015171You're annoying>>563015190That sounds disgusting senpaiThe peanut butter is right there, just do that instead
>>563015167way too much cinnamon
>>563014856It's like sex bro we're not expecting you to be the best ever on your first try. It's about having a good time together.
>>563015293Like what?
let me guess, some of you haven't tried the Elvis sandwich?it's peanut butter, jelly, banana and bacon
>>563015190Im a burger and only use peanut butter. Mayo is for BLTs.
why make up banana mayo bullshit when there's already disgusting stuff like chocolate covered bacon
>>563015329Okay mr 'Pea Wet'. Be good or mum wont save any haggis for you.
>>563015190>>563015459
>>563015353don't everdiss cinnamon in my f*ck*ng presence.
>>563015190Columbian here we do not do this, this man is insane.
>>563015343Cute mp4
>>563015012Smacking Sakiko on the back of the head when passing her in the hallway hard enough to knock her over, then gently helping her up!Choking Sakiko then giving her artificial respiration! Cutting off Sakiko's horn and violating her holes with it then getting medicpipi to put it back! Numbing Sakiko's legs before waking her up and telling her I cut them off and not letting her check!Taking care of Sakiko forever! Marrying Sakiko! Impregnating Sakiko!
Blemishine.
>>563015459>make upYou can search it you uncultured swine. It's existed for over 90 years as a staple in the south.
>>563015197No /akg/ team code since teams are a max of two. Everyone gets in pairs, and most oldfags already are in teams. Post your code and someone might add you.
>>563015459ok, before you judge that you should try it, sounds awful, but it works, don't ask me how
>>563014856I'm a newdoc and everyone has been nice to me and no one got mad when I fucked up. It's really not that bad give it a shot you might actually have some fun.
>>563015641>as a staple in the southWhy is this ALWAYS what people say when they make up new weird foods?
>>563015403>peanut butter>jelly>bananaAll normal >baconAll of these things are good on their own. I would try this sandwich.
>>563015542i like cinnamon but too much is too much now get back in the pan
>>563014627Dunno if weird is the word but she's really creepy, I don't like her.
>>563015641I dunno about staple bro I've lived here my entire life and never once have I seen someone eat such a thing
>>563015647That post made me involuntarily remember crews and the concept of 30 /akg/fags having to nolife for 17 hours straight a day for 5.5 days or missing out on hyperlimited resources for raising their characters. Then I projectile vomited into the trash can by my desk from the ptsd>>563015729>make upPeople were poor but they had banners, mayo, and bread. Literally country grills make mountain dew
>>563015631
>>563015809Did you know you can actually die from eating too much cinnamon? Too much consumption can cause liver damage due to its coumarin content. Just a fact I thought I'd share.
>>563015912Most southerners can't even make a hot pocket anymore. Yallre lost from god's graces
>>563015729South has more gastronomical influences than the North or the West, you got the Cajun, Creole, Caribbean, Pan African and Soul food, and historically has been the poorest region in the country, so they get creative if you want to see an actual Godless wasteland go to the Midwest,
Sorry, it was a moment of weakness. I start spewing gross things about women when I'm horny.
>>563014627>>563015862Don't be mean!!
>North folks thinking they can cook
I just ate but you guys are making me hungry
>>563015569Columbian here we used to pour maple syrup on white bread and call it a snack.
Butter sghetti
>>563016021yeah I remember when kids were dying from that a couple years ago, scary spice
It's time to play co-op again.
>>563013710That cow is sexually assaulting that doctor.
>>563016203Unc you're going to get such a large beer belly HR is gonna ask when your due date is
>>563016021You can die from eating too much of anything, Weedy is a nerd. If you eat ten thousand beans you probably explode too.
>>563016240yeah but cinnamon is fucking delicious. Everything becomes better when you add cinnamon. Oatmeal, toast, bread. It's great.
I'd rather eat my operators than a fucking mayo banana sandwich. Every single piece of tender tomboy thigh walking around the landship makes me drool more than the thought of taking even a bite out of your sugary abomination of unholy oil egg concoction with a fucking banana in it. Mayo and bread, sure, but why the fuck a goddamn banana? You know what's sweet, soft and would actually go in a mayo sandwich? Support operators. Those chubby fucks probably taste really sweet. Just standing around and not even moving their arms to attack half the time, for crying out loud. I'd sooner take a bite out of a flabby support operator arm than fucking banana may sandwich. Christ.
>>563016075>if you want to see an actual Godless wasteland go to the MidwestWhat's wrong with the midwest? From what I've experienced and heard people say about us we just take a bunch of meat and shit grown nearby and throw it togetherMaybe a lot of german influence or something I guess
What operator would be the tastiest?
>>563016318>Weedy is a nerd
Gavial mentioned
>>563016207Well that's fine it's almost like a pancake
We can always cook the Aegir and Elafia ops, they're tasty.
>>563016246Can't atm, my dogass internet provider is doing unannounced maintenance.Should be up in 100 minutes.
>>563016353>piece of tender tomboy thigh walking around the landshipOh my goodness.
You guys should try this if you ever see it. Apply on bread, toast the whole thing and boom, bootleg mentai france.
>>563016353>Knocking something before you tried itphilistine swine
Operators that I can order to kill all you people and would gladly do it for me?
>>563016385I wanna say Caper. I keep having intrusive thoughts of taking a bite out of her. She'd probably try to put on a strong face while I was at it too. Just biting down and feeling the warm blood gushing out as she winces and whimpers.
>wiki still looks completely fucked upwhat the fuck it's been an entire day
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>>563016571I think Skadi did that in the Limbus collab
CAN YOU STOP EATING YOUR EMPLOYEESFOR FIVE MINUTES
>>563016521A merry pong ching wang to you too fellow Xi-nophile. Much social credit score many praise
>>563016571sharmy, la pluma
>>563016571Your schizocat?
>>563016670Nobody cares if I eat a couple of 5 stars, you don't even use them.
>>563016381exactly, too much Germanic and Norse influence, and I didn't think it was possible but somehow they convinced me that there's such a thing as too much cheese
>>563016650But the sinners were random literal whos to Doc. Here in /akg/ we're all friends for whoever is Doctor at that time, surely she wouldn't...
he's HUNGRY
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>>563016845Post your room code or nobody will feed you their gloppy backed-up cum
>>563016786Maybe I do. You can eat the next operator posted instead, I don't care about that one.
>>563016461Liberi ops too
>>563017030>>563017030>>563017030
>>563014627that's what makes her hot
>>563016353Tummy bites.
>>562989553cool bunny
