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reminder that Nami is soft
Reminder that Taliyah is my wife and I love her.
member when that nigga said mel e was undodgeable
Briar won
>>562990384these people are in your games and accuse You of being bad
Reminder Mel root is the thinnest hitbox in the game at 70 units beating Nidalee Q(80 units) and Jhin W(90 units)
>>562990214can we get a rell op sometime?
spirit of whimsy!
>>562989141>>562990641Empirical evidence (practice) suggests the opposite Mel vis-a-vis JhinHer root hits the target dummy when i point at the very top of the head of the target dummy while jhin i need to aim in the middle of the head.
I love arguing about mel hours its like the most on topic we've been lately
who even cares about Mel thoughJhin based
i almost had a thought
>>562991434Except it's one guy shitting up the thread by talking to himself.
bark for me puppy.
>>562991752i only bark for dada
shyvana the half-dragon, more like shyvana the half-COW
>>562991583yep retard
nasus is one of the highest skill champions to onetrick but few know this because most people write him off as a low elo stomper, but he actually gets really complex and intense at high understanding
>>562991752woof
BROOO LE NASUS HARD CHAMP XDD GET 400 STACKS STOMP MIDGAME LOOOL RUSH PROTOPLASM AS JUNGLER EASY WINS XD VERY FAIR VERY BALANCED
>>562992486good boy.
>>562991574hello i am 11 years old and illucen raped me
>>562990910Rell is cringe and boring and has no art
humans weren't designed to bring each other happiness. from the moment we are thrown into this world, we're fated to bring each other nothing but pain and misery.
mel e undodgeable bro can you imagine bro? nahhhhhh and egoing out over rank on niggas who don't even play it? we know u peaked emerald just put the opgg in the bag lil bro
>imagine making clips of mel and acting like you're hot shitWhen can we ban niggers from this general?
BROOO LE INSTANT Q 2000 TRILLION DAMAGE LANE BUNNY ITS NOT BROKENNN MEL IS LE BALANCED AND NOT THE MOST HATED CHAMPION NIGGER FOR A REASON XDDD SHE IS LE BAD!!!
desu no champion is hard to play
shut the fuck up you pisslow retard your champ is for literal downies the designer for mel said it himself
>>562991967please tell me you weren't the E is basically a point-and-click guy.please.
>>562993665trvth nvke
champ so easy downies can play it but also no mel player knows how to play her even so you win every time even when she's liderally broken champion? make it sense brooo XDDD
>Dragon Fist Lee Sin with a huge discountFukken nice.
>>562963326swainfags twitch alt to flirt with other lolgs. Nerf brand.
>>562991574enough of that, thank you. kindly reattach yourself to me and don't leave
evens league time. gold 4 today theoretical 4 game winstreak gets me thereodds nope dont do that shit. but probably do that shit anyway
>>562993895post your ign let's 1v1 so we can settle thid
>>562993147>stopped replying and started schizoing out>>562993806no?
mel has the highest 15-20min winrate in the game btw
>>562994000phreak#puns
Game would improve if all black champions were removed. Prove me wrong.
>>562994664iono thats like 13% of the champ pool
>>562994664not false
>>562994312just remove mel atp shes a cancer and no one wants to play against her and her mains can find something else
Game would improve if all asian champions were removed. Prove me wrong.
duhhhhhhhh ahri has the highest pickrate and winrate for the 30th patch in a row but imma complain about mel because she's the braindead one clearly duhhhhh i'm a stupid nigger please rape my face
>>562994992not ever going to happen. get over it
>>562993707even if you don't talk about her reflect that's a WALKING zhonyas + windwall + reflect that AIMS ITSELF at level 3>longer range than many mages>faster spells too>spells can be cast while moving unlike some older mages which is a huge advantage>spells linger in place, partially zoning the area which also another huge advantage>has execute so she can farm easier than other champs>root is literally better then neeko's and lux's in every way possible despite serving the same purposeI just find mel's design wild lol and I feel like the other parts of her kit need to be talked about more
>>562995162Ahri charm doesnt go through minions and she cant reflect ur abilities back at u.
>>562994664Senna is fair and balanced thoughever
>>562994664there is nothing wrong with rell or renata
renata is brown nigga
holy shit when is riot going to delete that yasuo champion....windwall liderally deletes projectiles....he's LITERALLY the most hated champion for a reason riot....
>>562995495stupid fuck
renata is blasian
>>562993940nou>>562992709wat
>>562995741this anon gets it
>>562995698this unironically thobeitever
you wish you were able to pilot a champ like yasuo handless nigga
>>562995249HOLY SHIT I STOOD IN MINIONS AGAINST MALZ AND IT DID NOTHING? ALL HIS STUFF HIT AND I GOT AIDS?? AND HE BLOCKEDED MY SPELL? RIOT DELETE IT PLEASE DELETE IT NOW WHAT CAN I D OOOOOOOO
>>562995957You play senna
holy shit when is riot going to delete that samira champion....her spin liderally deletes projectiles....he's LITERALLY the most hated champion for a reason riot.....
>>562995495>rell, renata, sennai'm sorry but if i'm caught maining 3 black champions my top laner WILL run it down
Champion Adjustment:Yuumi: Yuumi automatically uses Book to fly to the champion with the highest amount of gold. Should this champion die, she will then automatically fly to the champion with the next-highest amount of gold until the champion with the highest amount of gold is revived whereupon she will immediately detach and reattach to her rich best friend.hotfix: fixed bug where she would fly to a champion that isn't on her team
>>562996161i dont thobeitever
>>562996652thought you were another anon
>>562996492where in the post was senna mentioned??
SENNA!
>>562991997explain
why are melfags so smug? I've never seen as much haughty bm'ing from a new champ as I did with people playing her
>>562995243You are complaining about a imaginary champ that doesnt actually exist in League not Mel.
>>562997018
>>562997104because she's stupidly easy to play and makes bads think they're good. She's like Lux in that way but without the positivity to help offset the stupidity. She's also easier to play than Lux.
>>562997241cute!
>>562996792is black
>>562997067he cant and wont because it isnt true, nasus has been exactly the same for 15 years, all the buffs to his r and his stacks were just to keep him in line with the powercreep of top lane and he still falls short. splitting isnt useful and hes the the only splitpusher that gets punished for dying, yorick sion and trundle can be 0/30 and do the exact same shit at all points of the game, you cant be under 500 stacks at 20 minutes as nasus because you died 2 times or you will be useless. theres nothing else to his kit.
>>562997156>mel's E ALSO reveals the areagoddamn can they stop giving every new champ everything ever
There is an oil-driller on the dev-team stalking me and forcing his subordinates to make every interesting support champion a black woman
>>562997573yorick, sion, and trundle are all team-based IQ checks. nice point about nasus, though. He certainly rewards skilled-play more than those other three, wouldn't you say?
>>562997349yuumi is twice as stupidly easy and I don't see them type or bm at all
>>562995480shut it niggeryour clips are trash
>>562997850because they're semi-afk, silly
Predictions for Yuumi winrate after they remove the double healing bug?
I don't see anyone besides the rakanfaggot playing Mel here. Disgusting champ that shouldn't exist. Arcane was a mistake.
>>562998028Hweijak
>>562997637Meanwhile the 2010 champion
>>562997991double healing bug?
Name one honest nigger champion. You can't because they're made for handless apes.
sorry guys having a bad game :)9 people in baron pit hes elsewheredragon, 9 people there he has to tp late does fuck all every timesorry bad game :))))
>>562998086BOTH use LIGHT as part of their theme and kitFUCKING RETARDS
>>562997824he depends on skill based play more, doesnt mean he gets rewarded for it. you can do everything right as nasus be 800 stacks at 25 mins and get kited down 1v3 while your teammates lose the 4v2.
>>562998028mel's initial release traumtized everyone. the only people who had fun with her in the game were the people playing her just like shaco and teemo but worse
oh great king retard is here to post and ask rhetorical questions
>>562998157Rell, Senna, Renata
>>562998086my point is that older champs have very minimal kits while newer champs have 500 additional things tacked onto themi.e. akshan passive vs nasus
>>562998149Yuumi used to heal the person you were attached to 2x more with ult than it was supposed to due to a bug and Riot is fixing that and giving Yuumi 2% more ap scaling on R to compensate
>>562995480>entire enemy team is so tunneled they let you do whatever the fuck you wantname a better feeling
>mel actually gets lolg to discuss shit while being ontopicmel healed lolg
>>562999050It is quite funny to ragebait with Mel desu
>>562999050Mel Aviv should be Yuumi-tier champ and her defenders needs to be corrected, that's all
>>562999230"It was just ragebait guys!"I kind of doubt it
>>562999630>correctedr-rape correction?
>>562999757anon you are too far gone, there's no saving your cerebrum
tierlist of champs that cause the most seethe on lolg?
nah but member when that nigga said mel e was point and click doe
>>563000020i fell off
>>563000034"might aswell be a point and click" not point and clickGOD!
>>563000034With a hitbox as huge as that it might aswell be point and click.
and just like that we're once again resigned to the gooners, erpers, and the inevitable yordleposters. see you all in several hours again
>>563000947shut your whore mouth and take a step backits 4chlike a normal human bean go to reddit and stop doompostering like some fucking inbred
>>563000181I never really thought ekko was all that bad desu. or maybe my standards have just raised with all the cancer newer champs have been lately
>>563000020Zoe is pretty high on the list
>>563000947why do so many anons hate yordleposting. seems like any other waifu/goon posting
>>563001618she's not, everyone loves zoe (sexually)and she shows up in games too rarely due to how annoying it is to play her with all the aiming back and forth, fucking a toddle could think of better control scheme
It's not insanely mechanical but I love these combos where you throw the Q where they'll be them bump them with wall to push them into it.
>>563001801>fucking a toddlefreudian slip
>>563002947you know the phrasea fucking toddler-
>>563001801I think bro just wanted to post some sexy Zoe and I dont blame him
>>563001801Zoe lovers are a vocal minority of lolg, most of lolg dislikes both her for being a loli, for her gameplay being annoying to play against, and the lolgs that were around during her release hated her for how overtuned she wasAlso her control scheme is fine, if you really love Zoe you'll play her till her Q is muscle memorygit gud
dada reply to my dm...why r u ignoring ur toddler...
>>563003079don't worry, what you told me doesn't leave the room
>>563000947Well you were right about at least one of those things nigga
>>563003632at least post some of the good shit like Vex or something
Zoe lovers = PdfsLulu lovers = actual women
>>563003782Sorry bud but Lulu has moved up to second most fuckable yordle over Vex. However, just for you I will acquiesce.
>>563004060clearly the top yord sexo is trist, right?
>>563003975What if I'm both?
>>563004181anon I don't know how to break it to you...
>>563003302>>563004218chill tf out nigga
i he ourguy ?????
>>562995480>everybody has the yuumi cat earshow do you tell who yuumi's on if there's a yuumi in game?
Le forced 50/50 but even more manipulation than before face>play with 30% wr silvers>game is impossible, 10th theres 2 5/0 funneling into my lane>lose>play with plat/gold (not even very good ones) >winWOW UR JUST BAD UR CANT CLIMB BECAUSE UR JUST BAD NOT BECAUSE SILVERS.as always kill yourself faggot
>>563003975What about aged up Zoe lovers?
>>563005510Now this I can get behind. Literally.
Wow its another team of firecracker, dual wield, upgraded critical strike augmented marksmen on Aram Mayhem! So heckin fun dude
who are you quoting
are the quotes in the room with us, cracker?
>>563005339Had to go digging in the archives - it's not really that bad, I don't think. >>563000947You cursed us...
>>563006430we need an updated race poll for lolg on that note
>back to back to back to back to back avatarnigger threadsshit general deserves to die desu
>>563006683I know for a fact that 60% of lolg is white, probably a few asian larpers and maybe 5 black people
Imagine you cum and Poppy says>Is it in yet? I cant feel anything. Hurry up and fuck me already i have other heroes to serve.How do you respond without sounding mad?
you ever just accept a random inbound friendrequest postgame and
>>563006853threads are being made early before anyone can make their own
>>563007581who did they tell you they wish died
>>563006882thats awfully specific anon
reminder that lamb is cold.
>>563007870she should wear a blanket
>>563003230>Casy ZoeI really like her stuff. I really need to see her do Lulu good lord
Do you guys think normal league players will use voice chat?
>>563008517>normal>league players
i miss you so much
>>563008898bro don't steal my flow like that
>>563009141maybe its a sign
>>563008846the median league player, the guy that queues up and plays the game normally not normal as in a well adjusted human
>>563005494the why a elo boster can grab any acount and boost it? you are trash and are in the elo you deserve.
>>563009417are you a boy or girl
>>563006535Kill niggersBehead niggersDropkick niggersHang niggersExecute niggersShoot niggers Drop a bomb on niggersPut the niggers inside an iron maiden and close itTie a heavy rock around the nigger's ankles and drop it on the water
>>563010584who are you thinking about?
>>563008517Nope
>>563006535why are all your new webms washed up, do you run with HDR mode on windows 11?if you don't want to disable that you have to encode your webs with ffmpeg and avisynth and write a simple line there to convert them back to srgb range. I can help you set that up.
>>563011326based tech helpercould you help me climb out of bronze too?
>>562997018Lucian: "So what was it like? All that time in the lantern?"Senna: "A nightmare. Lotta darkness. Food was great though."Lucian: "Really?"Senna: *chuckles* "No."
>>563011326nta but I wish I understood what any of that fucking meant
Was looking through my match history and realized I just beat the same dudes ass twice in a row both botlane and top despite him being a higher rank than me. Feels good man. Also the state of NA I guess, can barely fill a norms lobby
umm... YUUMI ARC...?!
so who is in the bad here?
>>563011326The game is too dark so I turned some funny settings up again
>>563012579Holy shit this is a masterclass in ragebait. Choosing Yuumi. Using the slut yuumi skin specifically. You are truly a challenger level ragebaiter. Now its time to add a challenger level yuumi to really get the seethe going. Ganbatte seraqueen
>>563013010i had my sera stolen... but yes next time i get challenger def a yuumi pic...
>>563012757She is, for someone with such grandstanding morals she did name her price, it's just that 15k wasn't enough for that greedy bitch
>>563013010And what exactly do you hope to accomplish by interacting with xer?
>>563012579>willing to branch outI would love love love to see you try a game of velkoz sometime!
On Zoe, should I Q2 before or after R?
>>563013471nigga if you can't tell this is shitposting I don't know what to say
>>563013492aw hehe i'd never play anything else but sera because she's the best champ in th egame... the sera stole my champ... i was devestated... maybe in a norms velkoz... thankfully sn1per the #1 NA soloq player carried hard...
>>563013650I don't know, it's gotten a bit stale, hence why I asked
>>563013813God forbid I try to have some fun with the troll instead of sperging out. Because that has obviously had great sucess
Top 10 woman champion boob pairs in league?
why do these senna players want to take the shittiest all ins ive ever seen
>>563014117By all means, don't let me stop you, I've opted for ignoring xer instead
>>563013673well yeah, maybe norms sometime. I'd like to see how you think he feels playwise!how did you feel about that sera's build btw? it's not the items you personally usually go, but I find blackfire + rylais really fun on her. haven't tried cosmic drive though
>>563013645it dependsif you want to give the target as little time to react as possible, Q2 first so it's already moving by the time they see you in your ultif you want to use the Q2 animation to mask your bubble you have to do it after you ult
>>563014497i think theres two builds you can go BFT > Helia > diadem (or swap the two) if you're against tanks and 0 assassins... i played it before too...my build is just better all around because you don't have to worry about getting bursted..
cock would fix si17
Solar you're almost daily idling on a 1/5 swift lobby xD
>>563010778for a new lolg?there was a jungle main around my elo with a cute voice
cock never fixed anyone
Yone!
>>563015752>heart hands>hands nowhere near each otherGET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, WINDBROTHERS
>GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, WINDBROTHERS
>>563016408Them not being coordinated despite their best efforts is kind of the point though, no?
Do you main your waifu/husbando or are you a filthy fucking poser?
>>563016490if they made this an actual official skin it'd be the most selling skin of all time and I'd get it
hmm im climbing by ganking and playing for my teammates more but im going down in cs/m... what to do...
>>563016575ofc
>>563007581reddit as fuck>his last words to me were that he was... le coldcorny ahhhh
>>563014651I forgot about the masking honestly I used to do it all the time on support
>>563008293I'm the one who commissions her to make these Zoe artshttps://files.catbox.moe/r94laa.pngThey get better and better every time.
>>563006882lolg is too low quality to be majority white
>>563012757Fired for being based.
>>563018525its true doe lol
this game is really bad for my stress levels
>>563018662crackers are braindead though
>>563018628You can't see it, but my knees are on the ground right now.
>>563018710Using context-aware AI is better than a static filter, but it's still just fighting the symptom. They need to change the culture/community to be less toxic if they want it to stop for good, either by severely punishing infractions or actually rewarding good behavior
>>563012757AI slop fuck off
The most beautiful woman to exist! My wife!
>>563019258>actually rewarding good behaviorNo, if my ADC calls me a good boy I will implode. NO
i cant help but feel like the heavy chat moderation only makes people and the game more toxic in several ways
>>563019003his shit-colored fingers typed in the white man's language on the white man's invention in the white man's country that the white man was generous enough to let him into after fleeing a country of other people just like him
>>563019482They're just changing the INTing and trolling meta.
>>563019119Thanks lolIt does take some convincing for her to do it every time because the hair seems to be a huge pain to make
>>563019782It is a massive pain. 300%
i think i might be too old for league now (24) the game is way too fast-paced it really stresses me out these days just having to process everything on my screen and react accordingly i feel like an old man
>>563019551and what did you invent? what do you contribute?
>>563019551>generous enough to let him indidnt you just prove his point for him?
>>563020789no
>>563020789>filename
>>563018628I imagine zoe with insanely long rainbow pubes to match her hair
>>563020789fucking freak your bpd is not attractive
>>563021023i don't have bpd???
>>563021283ye maybe you didnt before the hrt
uhm lolgs?
>>563021972i don't have a car how am i supposed to race
>>563021761Sims 4 has better loading screen messages.
>>563020038Yeah, I'm a lot slower and more easily overwhelmed, but it's usually because I've invested a lot of my energy for the day into my adult responsibilities. I wouldn't be too self conscious about it. Remember a lot of high level players miss reaction timings or get lost in teamfights.
>>563021972theres actual indians here?
>>563016575Soraka is my cute Main wife!
>>563022493i dont have responsibilities because im a neet so i really am just starting to slow down, my mechanics are still pretty on point but i make more misinputs and react too slowly at times, and like you said i get more overwhelmed when a fight breaks out even playing something simple like annie
did you guys know that Taliyah is coming to wild rift? I'm gonna have to make an account there soon.
Why'd they disable the April Fool event :? Game is unplayable now...
>another nigger spamming every thread with the same 6 pictures
I love Lissandra!
Why so many lolgs are yanderes? Can't I find a ultra tomboy? at least trad? Xayah Sona?
bro really said mel e was point and click doe he really did doe
>>563023247>Why so many lolgs are yanderesWTF LOLG IS MARRIAGE MATERIAL???
https://magma.com/d/zHn3sQ0OgiHave you thought about the Drawpile?
>>563022929Might be something to do with your physical or mental health then. You are at that age where those things start to pile up if you don't stay on top of them.Also I'm so fucking sick of this website. Have to solve 20 fucking captchas because some dumbass keeps getting my neighborhood rangebanned. Five fucking minutes of my life obliterated.
>>563021972me looking at half of these "Whites"
>>563023865yes i love splash brushbut i hate futa :(
What a Shaco teammate does to the minds of some people, that's what Yuumi does to mine.In games where Yuumi is on my team, I play with a massive mental handicap.
>>563020038Strange mental narrative.
>>563024216i don't think your mental handicap is gaming exclusive, anon
>>563024381That's not how the internet works. You can't just repeat what your dad told you, out of the blue.
>>563024459i'll repeat what your mom told me, thenshe said she'd never been with a black man before
>>563023023your riot account works on Wild Rift as wellthe problem with WR is that the rank is meaningless,you just climb by existing and spamming games, 45% winrate 1000 game grandmaster/challanger players aboundevery stupid event gives you LP loss prevention cards that you just activate before a gamealso if you play like a retard on purpose, the matchmaking gives you good team members to carry you, the opposite happens if you try too hard
>>563023987yeah i have definitely noticed that my body actually reacts negatively to things now, like i cant just eat or drink whatever or remain sedentary for very long without dire consequences, gut issues & back pain, its all coming in now hitting me like mel Q.champion for this feel?>captchai got a good cookie going right now but someone got my area rangebanned for a bit some month ago and shit fucking sucked
>>563024104why does this actor have such a resting smug face though
>>563021972New worlders are kinda funny inventing these categories>>563024104You're a black guy looking at a white person, anon? aight!>>563024204Futa is not normal, not trad, not christian, not whiteunnatural!
>>563007870I can warm her up...
>>563024710Urgot. We all turn into Urgot when we get old enough. Except instead of shotgun legs and giant rocket drills we get hip replacements and catheters.
>>563024204thisi really like splashbrushes art I just wish less of it was futa and am glad when they draw bioholeswould like to see them draw a femboy sometime
If I play today it'll be just another streak of losses and playing bad.
>>563024104i have fully german roots, but i wonder how many trolled their vote
>>563018628care to post more of your commissions for us?
>>563024204I am your opposite
>>563000020Mel, Viego and Twitch would probably sit at the top.
>10 minutes in a match>YOU NEED TO HAVE VANGUARD RUNNING TO PLAY>disconnectedDogshit anti-cheat, dogshit game, dogshit company.
>AP Blitz barely doing more damage than meFor what reason...>>563026016That's what alt accounts are for !
>>563024204I know that feel!
>>563029028It won't change anything even if I had one. This was yesterday, I don't have expectations it'll be better today. I'm tired of getting camped in my lane though.
>0-13 Camille topLost>client bugs and I dodge-15 lp>0-7 Gwen top, 0-7 ahri midLost>client bugs AGAIN-15 lp, 12 hour lockout>first game back, Draven top 1-8, lux apc hits 0 skill shots, 0-5 yasuoLoss>second game back, 0-11 talon jungleLossI love league of legends so much!!!!!!!! Might kill someone unironically.
>>563029709 I feel ya. Got back to back games where one sololaner dying at min 4 then types "I shouldn't play at this hour" and proceeds to go 0/10 in record speed.Fucking love losers queue.
ekko lux camille
>log in>play 1 mayhem>master premade farms us on spawn>play 1 normal game>3 master players into my lvl20 teammates and that 1 bronze yasuo that died 19 times(not even hard running,just played against 900lp player)i mean sure riot games but when does it really end?it's been 2 weeks since i last won a game and that was because the enemy disconnectedam i really being engagement optimized here? or am i just here so people can farm me for engagement? eitherway i am taking another month break since my account status will never ever improve
More dad champs when?
>>563031502
>>563031502where is Mrs. Eye of the Twilight?
>>563031502At low elo every single champion is a dad champ.
>>563031792what's that even supposed to mean..
>>563031502Riot is afraid of father figures. Riot would rather punch Shen and Braum down.
>>563031792oh I've assumed he meant champions for lazy/retarded full time employed adults that for some reason decide to queue league of legends when they are exhausted and have 0 time, only then saw the drawing
>>563024332whats strange about it
>>563029709>>563030001EOMM has been the end of this game, makes you wonder why are you even playing at all.
>>563031594Canon-wise, Shen is single thanks to Zed. Which leaves him free for me.>>563031792>>563031892Liderally me.
>>563032680>Which leaves him free for me.Do think 'kali got something to say about that.....
When I say the game is rigged, I don't even mean just the matchmaking. Some champs' designs and mechanics are designed to make you lose, whether it's because they are strong or because they are too weak. Mel is designed to make you lose with how broken she is, Nocturne has a global near-sight with 2 screens away engage; meanwhile Teemo is countered with 1 item and provides almost zero utility, Quinn does nothing beside roaming, you could perma-invade Karthus in jungle so he never comes online.The argument here isn't even about drafting better or worse, I think every player is entitled to play the champs they like and are capable of piloting; the argument is the balance's philosophy sucks.
>>563032680aw mani don't wanna play zed no more...
Shen is too masculine for Riot games, they only support sissy activities
>>563024632So you're telling me cause I'm dogshit I can be a higher rank? Perfect.
>>563032940Counterpoint, Akali is one of his worst kids.>>563033089I like playing with Zeds. They're fun to ult. Anyone who wants to go in is cool by me.
dancingwiththechuds
>>563033493Counterpoint: Akali represents either a failure or a success in his ability to be a father figure.
>>563031792trying to decipher this post
>click anything>YAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPHow does Tryndamere live with it?
>>563020038Nigga, quit being a pussy. You at the prime if yer youth.
>>563034406i love her voice. i dont mind hearing her yap
>>563034406>>563034728real talkher high noon skin must be the yappiest there is in the game for any champ
>>563033671She's going through a phase. She'll come back eventually.
>2 games in a row I lose a game while winning lane and having map presence on 70% KPDisgusting game, I hope Riot goes bankrupt.
>>563034406>>563034891she has good damage and utility and she is literally a queen, she's allowed to yap if she wants
>>563035080>laughs in syndra
>>563035338>i demand i win despite my mediocre performance in metrics unrelated to the win condition (destroying my enemy's nexus)
>>563033014Anon, that's how you get a retarded, sterile, uncreative game. It's literally everything wrong with modern game philosophy. Having whacky balance makes games fun to play. We've known for for decades.
>>563034891>>563035485ashe is the queen of pic related.
>>563036506>I played around my team, gaining pressure and create a win con>this is somehow playing bad
>>563036506>t.retard that does nothing other than shit on anons
>>563034575no that was about 5 years ago
They mental boomed at champ select.
LCK LCK LCKTEDDY IS PLAYING EZREAL
looking for sugar mommy to gift a nice boy winterblessed Diana
I unironically enjoy seraqueens posts actually
I don't because she's a dumb bitch who talks down on everybody and thinks she's literally the best player on the planet while buying boosts
>>563037886>mental booming in a norms champ selectwhat is wrong with people kek
>>563031502now that I think about, there are barely any champions who are actual parents>Kassadin>Rek'sai >Ambessa>Naafiri I think You'd think Ashe/Tryndamere or Jarvan would have heirs, at least
you said you would try
in my headcanon annie is ashe/trynd's abandoned childJ4 married an infertile dragon slut so there will never be a j5, it's literally the end of demacia now that woman mages are given the vote
>>563038659
>>563039375Jarvan did try to get married and make heirs but Lux rejected him.
Your macro is so mature for your rank
>>563039463Shyvana left j4 for being a supposed neet but he was trying hard to rule demacia
>>563039490naaawwhh boa :sob: u kno she bangin dat b shardie rly inna set she been lowkey wid it
>botlane is the only win con since our top is countered>jungle is astro gapped>go botlane to gank as many times as I can>they don't go in even if I have a tank with cc>they lose easy kills on 1/3 HP ADC>somehow it's my fault when they are full HPAnd this botlane is in my next game as well screaming to report, fuck off.
supporting is so much fun
What does this tip even mean?
COME TO AUSTIN WE GONE GET DAT ASS SHMOKED
>>563039490that finger is coming off
>>563040027Seems to be a Xin Zhao skin's biography? Viscero Xin Zhao. Weird.
>>563039926>but he was trying hard to rule demaciaShe left because he was turning Demacia into his own revenge fantasy against a dude he explicitly knew wasn't the one who killed his father, and in the process killing everyone who could have possibly related to Shyvana in any way when she already felt unwelcome and uncomfortable living in it before that.
new player here, is it normal that in co-op vs AI, I sometimes have 4 people in my team sticking their characters to mine and spamming emotes?
>>563040854Not at all. Might be bots.
>>563040854its bots levelling accs to sell then later
>>563040127He was trying his best
>>563040027Viscero was Xin Zhaos slave name back when he was a gladiator slave fighting in the Noxian colloseum before he was freed from his shackles and went to Demacia
>>563041005bots with ring 0 anti cheat, amazing
jhin zhao
>>563040115>>563041102I'm a lorelett. But I am the superior dad.
>>563029028He scales with mana. You dont.>>563031792>>563038867>>563039947>>563041005>
I feel liks shit fugggggggggg
>>563041812
>>563039953THEY DID IT AGAIN, EVERY SINGLE ENGAGE, SPLITPUSH THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE OBJECTIVES WHEN THEY ARE FICKING CARRY OH MY FUCKING GOD. PREMADE BOTLANE SPLITPUSHING INSTEAD OF STICKING WITH THE TEAM, A FUCKING TRISTANA THAT DOESN'T ENGAGE WHEN SHE HAS PANTHEON AND MALPHITE.
Garbage ass game and you have the audacity of calling me troll when I play to peel for you, I give you picks, we have 4 engage champs to give you a fucking kill when they have 4 squishies, and YOU HAVE NO FUCKING WAY NO FUCKING WAY YOU DON'T ENGAGE AS TRISTANA WHEN THE COMP IS PERFECT FOR YOU. AND YOU CALL ME TROLL AND CALL FOR REPORT IN CHAMP SELECT. FUCKING KILL YOUR DOG YOU IMBECILES.
THE AUDACITY, FUCKING GOD, THR AUDACITY. TEAM GAME MY ASS.
>>563039447What am I trying for again?Who am I supposed to be impressing?
>3/17 teammate flaming me and trying to shift the blame for the game on me?
>botlane perma dead whenever I hover botside of the map for them before I can gank for them>JG DIFF JG DIFF OUR JG WONT GANKkill botlaners
I fucking love playing gnar
>>563043393And other thing shit-eating pedophiles say
>>563043393shugi shugi shugi
>>563043393we've never had a gnar main here but we did have a diaperfag that loves gnar
>>563043492I'm a gnar main but not that guy.
>>563043393based
>>563034406two reasons
why doesn't lolg watch lck it's objectively the best region
>>563043903lck gives me the ick
>>563043938is it because the koreans always hide their mouths on camera? I think it's because they have fucked up teeth
>>563043903I’m not watching the lck as long as gengee dogwalks the region and still loses worlds
>>563042893if you ask these questions you already lost
>>563043903I stopped watching esports when they nerfed emote drop rates again so I'll never fucking have the esports emotes of my champs
>>563043237YES, KILL BOTLANERS, THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE GAME.>>563039953>>563042393>>563042624>>563042703Premade botlane doing fuckall except what it is supposed to do and blaming it on mid and jungler.
You can't spell "fetish" without a "fish"
>>563034406We love Ashe 'round here
tears in my eyes bro my jungler just stopped fullclearing for no reason at 14 minutes to come gank me when i asked and we got a kill and i won lane and the game off thattears in my eyes broooo mashallah
We need a rank reset, too many players climbing where they shouldn't be. This season's ladder sucks.
>>563044896everyone is atleast a rank above what they should be (except me) and master+ is just unacceptable
>>563045062vgs are cancelled indefinitely
>>563045103who killed them...
>draft team fighting comp>team decides to sidelane instead of teamfighting>their team just initiates on a tank over and over using four ults and is not punished for itecks dee thank you for reading my blog
without girlfirend love i feel an older age as i still feel stuck as a virgin with rage
who is >>562862125? @oilers
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>>563044985It's unacceptable that rankeds are in this state in general. This is the worst ranked season and it's not even because of the seasonal mechanics (quests), it's the worst because the entire ladder is completely screwed and we desperately need a reset. We have Bronze players in Emerald, and I can't imagine how bad it is getting in higher levels. I guess is going to inflate ranks even more instead, since Master will have 3 new tiers as far as I understand.
he is left feeling somewhat frustrated as he has a strong desire for companionship, although his social limitations prevent him from being able to realize this in the way in which he would like
Who would win, Ezreals unspoiled bubblegum pink virgin anus vs Illaois thick veiny 13 inch cock?
*Translated from corpospeak*We've seen your reactions to us overbuffing viego for umpteenth time in a row and thus decided to postpone the cock&ball torture because we forgot to double-check the crack pipelines or something
Is the anon from yesterday who just recently started playing ranked tft here?
>>563048057*Translated from corpospeak*We want our game to be as frustrating as possible and hope players will keep spending even when we remove every reward the game might have. Please buy some RPs now :D
>>563046153random unsauced image on pinterest
Are normals actually that better than rankeds?
haha nigga I was masters the last 3 seasons I got so unlucky on my first games started season 8-32 and I'm fucking hardstuck emerald LOOOL I get 17 lp and lose 24 XD
I'm guaranteed to end the season Diamond 4 if I just don't play anymore and I don't think I can get to master in time or maybe at all, so I'm just chilling and gonna take the victorious braum diamond! :)
Silver is the best chroma anyways so theres no reason to climb
I wish I was Silver instead of Emerald...
>>563050201Dm me ur password and i can make ot happen for youI can be like ur reverse booster
I am the biggest slut bottom esissy you will ever know whenever I play mmos or shooters but playing this game I become a fucking toxic demon that wants to behead every single enchanter player
>>563050201Why is this a common thing though? It's not the first time I hear someone say they wish they'd be lower. Is it because it's easy to stomp noobs (likely), or something else? I can't believe it's just for fun.
i'm a slut esissy enchanter, but i'm also a top and i only like girls
>>563049861season won't end for half a year
>>563050361bad girl, 3 days with cage.
>>563048739if you're not leveling an account theres no reason to play normals, swiftplay or flex as the preferred summoners rift mode over ranked "Im challenger in normals" -Kadeem Alford
euwvgs tonight at 7pm CET be there or be square
>>563043095submissive straight men gotta b the most offputting archetype
>>563043037>>563052479>>563043431just say you are incel. you dont need to yap>>563047425>>563043393>>563042754based
>>563051669I don't know, I'm burnout of the ranked-LP mentality. I remember reading some time ago here that normals are better quality games than rankeds, and you don't have the worry of funny numbers on screen or weird picks. Just tried to get if other anons feel like it's actually like that or I'm just in for some bad time again.
>>563025703nami x kindred...
>>563052885there are still numbers. There are statistically more bad teams in normals and YOU won't have good time because they dont care or they dont now. Not worrying about numbers is higher cortisol and that's the pill the goym don't want you to ze eat
>>563050370What other answer? They want to use their game knowledge to be so ahead in stats that they just one-shot people like in a single-player game with cheats enabled. Gives one the illusion of having solved the game.
>>563053013Warm watter from a hot spring. Hngggg. May Taliyah join? She will be very solid from the training to contrast the squishy
>>563052885Just play ranked for the challenge and see the lp as a result of the games and not goypoints that reward or punish you. At some point you'll learn to not get emotionally attached to them and just have fun playing the real game
Good posters doko?
>>563053518me
>>563053518I think I'm a pretty good poster
>>562990214senna owes me animalistic brown plapsex with a leglock creampie and lots of sloppy kissing
>>563054202Seraphine looks like that
>>563054428you sound indian
>>563053518viegobvll
>>563053518I left because I hoped if I just gave them time they would reverse elo inflation that happened this splitnow Im back because even doe they havent done this I still need to get those 15 wins for the skin
>>563054515no she does not. She is more trad. The picture is girlfailurejak
>>563054624Yeah no one that has actual action in bed is that direct.
>>563054624indians only lust after whvte wvmen
>>563054852>She is more tradSera is not trad, not the ingame character nor the poster. Tswift has $2B, but she's still a girlfailure promoting degeneracy without any children
maybe today i will find the peace in being alone forever
>>563055123No. Tswift is boss so she is a step above npc and she even goes into the yadnere category. You can make the argument that QiQi is also boss but at least she is a tsundere so you can correct her. Meanwhile people like Sabrina Carpenter have to evolve with the power of the sun if you want to correct her
Why does Ashe support have a 45% WR? What is it that makes it supposedly weak? It's very strong when I play it.
>>563055826support players are npcs
>>563055826A lot of teams do not cooperate in my experience, lots of ADCs will either be too aggressive early or too passive mid/late when it should be the other way around. I've found that HOB helps a lot early vs arcane comet since you can trade nicely. Unfortunately, unless you're going full AD, you're reliant on your team to follow up your R engages and kite with you
>>563055826after laning i think she is pretty useless in the disorganized solo queue environment. inb4 muh 4 sec cd w with mandate and 20 sec cd r.
>>563051476>season won't end for half a year
>>563054830holy FOMO SLAVE
>>563055169
>stop visiting lolg for a month>start liking league again >get better sleep, don't feel angry or demotivated anymore >quit smoking huh?
>>563057147stop gatekeeping.
>>563057147second worst general!
>>563056929I didnt miss a single victorious skin in years, I am trully and utterly owned by riot games, riot phreak specifically
>>563057147maybe spending all your free time in a cesspool wasn't so clever, uh?
>>563057404/spit
You wouldn't a fish.
You can tell if its a loss before champs are even picked. See a nigga ban some goofy shit like Rammus you just know youre losing.
im the inventor of saying gcn
>>563058180imagine chillplaying a rammus game and mindbreaking a nigga so hard he's still banning that champ years later
>>563057147>start visiting lolg>meet anons>have fun>learn new shit all the time>overall have a good time with the boys (and girl)>cortisol levels as low as beforeI believe we may be different
Do you think any actual riot employees post here? Its a pretty big company right
>>563057440call me dummy again pleae
>>563058471
>>563059179Yep.At least 1 posts here.(me)
ZaahenVayneFioraSylasGwenNocturneOlafPykeThese are all annoying bullshit champions that are always unfun to play against
>>563059656Can you tell them to make more sexy yordles and yordle skins that are sexy and to add sex with yordles to the rpg?
>Start visiting lolg>Meet anons>Everybody wants to cut each others throats after 1 game together>Get reported and chat restricted in a 5 stack
Can you leave my yorlds alone?
>>563059179Only when shilling new champions.
>>563059932No. I hate yordles.
>>563056132I don't know if HoB is that good. Even without AS shard Ashe base attack speed is already high and you get your Q for extended fights. I haven't tried HoB though. I just never find myself needing attack speed. Sorcery also has the better tree. What are you building?>>563056236I won a game from level 2 by casting E on enemy jungle letting my jungler invade theirs on 4th camp. Although that's not a support role specific play. Team play definitely still exists with Ashe in soloQ if you communicate well. I've hit a lot of great arrows that my team follows up on.
>vayne top cant beat chogath>rammus jungle gets shit on by nocturne>morg mid somehow beats xerathSup diff though. My bad for not winning every lane.
Why is lolg like this?
>>563060720But yordles are the funniest characters in the game and they're the bravest characters in the game and they're the smartest and cutest and coolest and whimsical and interesting and
>>563061075League of legends?
>>563060956>What are you buildingDepends, but I've had a lot more fun/success/impact with a hybrid/AD build. Don't buy pots, back at 400 for tearCDR boots -> Glaive (can be malignance if you really need AP) -> Manamume -> Axiom arc (Mandate if they have low MR and/or high hp). Buy bandlepipes earlier if you have good AA carries to play with, otherwise it's usually my last buy. Remember that you can just go sorcery secondary if you need it, but I like inspiration for more CDR. HOB is good because you can usually get your 3 quick autos off and then disengage while they're slowed with W, this works at most stages of the game if your kiting isn't ass. Give it a try and see, lethality+ad makes your W do ridiculous damage, plus ultimate hunter reduces your ult CD to like 30 secs without a lot of haste items anyway
>>563061057you are just low elo and you deserve it>>563061452woah i love yordles now
>>562990376made for bwc
i miss co-op vs ai lux
made for kfc
>>563062939that's an odd thing to misswhat do you miss about her?
Why is Zyra so unpopular? Her kit is so fun and interesting but nobody really plays her.
>>563037745So you're 29 now? That's prime shit, li'l nigga. Not only do you out-mass the kiddos younger than you, but you're nearly as spry as them. You don't get to complain about getting old until you're 60.
>>563062939Game and general are both so bad our schizolarpers lose patience and drop their persona before reaching level 30.....
>>563063045team dependent + no one knows how to use her plants + skillshots
>>563063041they were always very cheerful and friendly. havent been on for ages now.
>>563037351>this is somehow playing badMore like not good enough to demand a win. >>563037528>don't say stupid shit>don't get shat onEZPZ
>>563063045Her damage mostly comes from her plants rather than her spells, so this leads to people having a poor first impression of her, as they expect to E+Q+ult people to death like any other mage
>>563063207how do you use her plants
>>563063337very carefully
>>563063202they were like lvl 60 something co-op vs ai only lmao
i would kms if i got yordle fondler on my team in a real game
>>563061710Have you read the thread? Have you seen the OP?
Hi, I just saw this on /v/ and I couldn't really believe it. Is this real or am I getting trolled
>>563063946this is like a year+ old and does not matter at all
>>563062545Im high masters
>>563063939I know that the vast majority of 2026 lolg is black but being a smelly stinky ugly unironic spook is still not league of legends related.
>>563064094Ah so I was trolled.Should've known it's not real
Ashe's TITSYunara's TUMMYIrelia's ASS Aurora's THIGHS FUCK
>>563064307It was real for a while There's also a literal chinese spyware you need to install to play this game
>>563061057>>morg mid somehow beats xerathThat "somehow" essentially means Xerath can't dodge a Q to save his life.
>>563064135ok then this you>>563064148just dont follow the goy drugs that fbi forced in the hood and you will be fine
>>563064423
>>563064636You need a real hobby anon this is an embarrassing way to conduct yourself
>>563059776>nocturne off screen for 2 miliseconds>lose because my team has no object permanancefun
>Evelynn>Lissandra>Poppy>Tristana>Shyvana>SorakaWhich blue-skinned girl is the sexiest and cutest?
>>563065551Base? Evelynn, I have a thing for demon chicks. Shyvana is a close second though, followed by Soraka and Lissandra. Don't care about children.
>>563064958Gatekeeping hobbies now? You conduct too.
Nobody likes getting ganked by Nocturne anyway.
>>563065708You like hags. I see. Oh the horrors if someone is shorter
>>563063045>Her kit is so fun and interestingno, it's not
>>563066010>EMERALD jungler brainoh thank god my plat ass is safe
>>563066079Don't delude yourself, there's a clear and obvious difference between someone who's like 1m and someone who's just petite (155 cm I guess?). Everyone knows this.
>>563065551Soraka is a total cutiePoppy and Trist are cuteLiss is Refine and CuteShy is STRONG and cuteBut Eve is Sexy and cute.
>>563066785built for half vastayan cock
>>563066635ok but imagine
>>563066787>posts wild rift modelinteresting..
>>563066635what's wrong with fucking midgets?
>>563066905I'm good, you can keep your yordles
>>563066851Xayah would kite him to death Juggercucks fear the adCHAD
>>563066851look i am going to say tomboy and a boss dont work. their characters on the spectrum are too far. thats why rakan works because he is silly chungus for contrast
how is xayah a tomboy
>play poppy>win>feelings of nice
>>563066907Whoops, wrong link. Still extremely cute, but I think this is where Riot wants to take Soraka. Riot is using WR's Soraka Splash art for the main game.
I am gonna take a little bit of an elo potion right now (permalocking Corki and Tristana)
my wife Syndra the tomboy
elo potion = semen
I am gonna take a little bit of an elo potion right now (permalocking seraphine and janna)
>>563067449A tomboy is a girl who doesn't exhibit normal femininity. Tomboy isn't a look. It's a personality.
i lock in sona as my tits grow to hucow proportions, my brain melts into nothing, silence fills the air until the first key is struck, the song of victory. Thank you for playing with me teammates ily <3
>>563067826ye the one ur pappy gives u fa sho
>>563067942xayah is feminine
>>563067826i need lolg elo potions
Xayah is feminine like a hair stylist covered in tattoos is feminine. sure she's girly, but she's unstable and covered in tatts
>>563068149No she is not>>563068251you are thinking of akali but i can see what you mean
>>563068251whats unstable about xayah?
>>563068251nose rings and tats are cope for ugly women who dont get attention it doesnt make them a tomboy or or them wanting to be more masculine
>>563068550I guess being grumpy? But that's just normal anger. Like frustration but not the same way as Vex because Vex is below trad
>>563068550nose ring
>>563068652The difference between Tom and Failure is if they are free and based.Xayah is free and happy.Meanwhile stuff like Zoe is quirk chungus because they are desperate.
>>563067735nah bro she's feminine as fuck, just kind of unhingeddommy mommy is more fitting
I don't have work tomorrow so I just decided to take a bunch of caffeine so I can game like crazy and my heart is beating so absurdly fast while my hands are shaking. I can't play like this wtf
>>563069082Rakan cucks in shambles
>>563069082god i wish that were me
>>563068896yeah if anything i think Syndra is trad boss. The combination is very hard to make it work and it needs great strength. Lore wise it makes sense with the watchers and stuff which is why she paired with Zed who is trad failure to make it contrast and bounce bak
>>563069169which one
>>563068832If you make the mistake of playing this champ with voicelines on (or god forbid with a rakan on your team) xayah is the quirk chungus who thinks shes a special snowflake and not like other girls that's why she matches with her redditcuck bf, she's not a "tomboy"zoe is like that because shes a kid
Tomboy would be like miss fortune, tristana, riven
Sissy champs are like K'sante, milio, ekko
>>563069271xayah of course
Tomboy junglerBrat mid lanerAssertive and confident adcNurturing and gentle supportI have no idea what to say for top
>>563069661Dommy mom Top - AmbessaVi JungleZoe MidCait ADCSona Supp
>>563069661>Vi>Qiyana>Xayah>Soraka And top is clearly the kuudere role but nobody plays Oriana top anymore
>>563069708So funny that all Xayah artists are actually women who like the idea of cheating on beta males lmfao. Rakan players actually think this is acceptable
>>563069661>Brat mid lanerZoe>Assertive and confident adcCaitlyn>Nurturing and gentle supportSonawho is the tomboy jungler?
Vi is even more unskilled than Malz?
>>563069380You dont understand what you talking about. >>563069472No?Miss is boss faulureTristana is silly npcRiven is trad failure>>563069661Goth. The Top can be goth it's step below Trad and Tomboy but above failure chungus
>>563070056>who is the tomboy jungler?Vi, Shyvana, Sejuani, Briar... Nidalee?
fishe
>>563070056Cait is not confident. She is trad boss so her confidence comes from ego unlike what Xayah is
>>563070097You need to be good with Q. Otherwise she's straightforward.
>>563070101You created an idea of this character that's not actually what they are at all
>>563069472>miss fortune>tomboy
>>563069661ShyNeekoSivirSoraka!
>Cait is not confident"Sorry boys, I left the fuzzy cuffs at home"This bitch is completely a dom in the bedroom, she is confident and sexy unlike Xayah who demands having a beta male paypig while she fucks sett
>>563070280good with good zats grazy
>>563070191Nida is trad yandereShyvana is trad boss even if fanart likes to maker her silly cus Donkey Jarvam memes just get upvotesBriar is chungus obviously i dont know how you call her tomboyVi in tom yandere i guesss you can be right here
>>563069661bpdemon top
Cait is not confident if you take Arcane Cait.If you take literally any other Cait, she is extremely confident, and with reason.
you're missing the big picture what League girl has the best pits?
Sett would never hit on Xayah he hates cheaters that's why he is with incel boy Aphelios
>trad yandere>trad boss>failure boss>Trad failurenigga you fucking gay, are you the rakan poster
>>563070237Wow. Fish.
>>563070380this
>>563070380Dom=/=tom>>563070327I studied psychology. I know what they are. Your headcanon is a lie>>563070380Rakan is not beta. He is silly. If he was beta he would be npc trad. Also what paupig are you talking about? They are homeless in the forest
make a fucking tierchart I can't keep up with all this shit
>>563070453I don't even know what fucking list of terminology are you pulling from.What the FUCK is a "trad boss"?
>>563070498>Arcane Cait.Refuse to accept this shit as canon, I don't care what the roasties at riot HR say. Arcane is an abomination and if you like it you're a quirk chungus or redditor.Best Caitlyn is Battle academia
Sett's gay haircut makes him look like a pussy
>boss>trad failureWhat the actual fuck do these even mean?
>>563070640the chard goes like this>tom>trad>goth>failure>boss>npceverything else is combo between them but the far the individual elements are the more unstable they become which means they need power.
>>563070624>Rakan is not beta.literally supports his queen who does all the work
>actual on topic discussion >"duuude you're so gay are you poopdickschizo?"I for one welcome this league related discussion, if you don't like it, get the fuck out
>>563070750Arcane character assassinated everyone so hard I just refuse to let it color how I see the champions at all anymore.
>>563069661all adcs are bottoms tho
stat wise this is the most broken ult
>>563070885Rakan is a fuckboy who had fucked a lot of girls before meeting Xayah. If anything it's amazing that he actually settled because fuckboys don't settle.
>>563069965Qiyana is definitely the ultimate brat of League.
>>563070914>Nooo you must accept that all white men are evil dogs who deserve to be slaughtered and everyone is in interracial or LGTV (for kids) relationships >it's literally the pinnacle of animation
I am a 28 year old virgin and I hop on the lolg so I can talk about league characters and their relationships, my favourite is "Rakan the fuckboy"
is hwei a tomboy?
>>563071159If you don't like the fact that A fictional character is fucking more women than you. Maybe you should hop off of lolg and go find a girl to fuck.
Xayah is a fucking femcel Rakan fucked 20 birds before her and once it was her turn she had to grip him with her pussy lips so hard because she ain't getting more dicks inside her
>>563071071Fuckboys absolutely do settle down. They just tend to then ruin it by cheating.Had a neighbor that found out the hard way. She even found out halfway through the marriage that he had actually cheated on his previous gf with her and never told her, she hated it when she found out but decided to give him a second chance. She got cucked as thanks for her trust and they got divorced.
Rakan has never fucked anybody, I'm pretty sure he's a eunuch and just watches Xayah go to pound town with sett from the cuck chair
>>563071313He's just a depressed twink
>>563071313hwei is best girl
>>563071051And yet Singed still sucks tragic
>>563071404>absolutely do settle down>cheated on herYeah that sure is "settling down" now isn't itYou cunts couldn't define a term if it would save your life
>>563071051>stat wiseis that really a feat when most ults aren't stat buffs?
SB Sett says he hates being cheated why would he cheat on Aphelios then?? With a stinky femcel no less
>>563070885they are together for real. it's not once sided>>563071071no he is not. he respects himself too much>>563071313no he is trad goth>>563071375no? xyah is trad tom similar to how Vex is tom goth failure but only a few have the power for more combinations rakan is pure silly
Me when I see Namiposter irl
Who's the top and who's the bottom?
Is gwen a brat?
>>563070557they're more 'homies with benefits'
>xayah>tight LOL
>>563071404That's not settling down. That's a woman being fucking stupid and thinking she can tame a fuckboy with her pussy.
>>563071683It's a modern day "Equal relationship" where Trynd spends most of his day gooning and ashe won't shut the fuck up.
>>563071717No she is Trad but since the shadow isles magic she can actual proxy reach boss tradd which is very unstable but Viego's power is stronger than you think>>563071669Again. Xayah is not femcel. Vex is
>>563071584It's an attempt at settling down. Their willpower to actually maintain it just sucks. But if a dude gets married and has children and then years later gets divorced, you don't say he didn't settle down.
>>563071682source
>>563071404real talk, why is cheating so common? it can't be that hard for motherfuckers to keep it in their pantsleague of legends bring back odyssey event
>>563071717Gweb is 100% feminine turbo-trad She probably curtsies when she meets new people
Just because you get married doesn't mean you settle down, or that it's an attempt to.It is an attempt to secure a woman, but it's not necessarily an attempt to stop looking for other women.Men can have multiple wives and it's fine, women cannot have multiple husbands. This is because of fidelity problems with the children.
I miss kindred
>>563072116they're still in the game dudeyou can play them right now
>>563071717Couldn't be farther from brat, she comes across as extremely polite, proper and considerate.
>>563072010gweb best girl confirmed
If anyone is Fuckboy that would Ezreal. He glazes himself too much to make others believe he is cool. Meanwhile Rakan sometimes stops and actually wants to lift your spirit similar to Braum. That's why they are supports
>>563071893>AttemptThat doesn't mean shit. Fuckboys don't settle, which is why they are called fuckboys. Unlike Sluts who hit the wall and HAS to settle with the first man that isn't 6'5 that looks their way. Fuckboys can easily live without a single woman because they know they can keep getting laid. >>563071978It's actually not. It's just cheating is LOUDER than solid marriages.
Ezreal fucks every single girl at the pajama party
>>563071682And what's next?
okay but who has the biggest cock?
>why is cheating so common>80% of the thread cheating on their internet boyfriendsbut its ok because they are not real right you cant even be loyal to internel pixels lole
>>563072261>Meanwhile Rakan sometimes stops and actually wants to lift your spirit similar to Braum.When the fuck does he ever do that?
>>563072345and that's why he is below rakan
>>563072396He did it last night man I was feeling down and Rakan was right there letting me know I was valued and appreciated
>>563072345maybe Jarro CHADfeather, but BUMreal cant do shit
>>563072396>t. plays wtih voicelines muted and has not read a single lore page like a info cuck he is
>>563072383Gragas canonically has a colossal ugly bastard hog
>>563072396>When the fuck does he ever do that?listen to his voicelines towards xayah
>>563072512That's literally just Ezreal wearing a mask so he doesn't get caught raping
>>563072261Ez turned down Kai for Lux. Ez only ever thinks about Lux. Ez is in love with Lux. That's not a fuckboy. >>563072345If anything, Lux and he sneak off to make out while the others fall asleep.
>>563072383mundo
>>563072636Towards Xayah, yeah. When the fuck does he ever uplift others? I've never once heard him say anything but WHOOOAH I'M SUCH A LOOONEY OOOOWEE SO RANDOM AND SILLY HEAR ME MAKE NOISES.
le goofy aa rakan LOL XD
>>563072394most of the waifufags here have been loyal thobeit
>>563072759>Ez only ever thinks about Luxtoo bad she hates him!
>>563072261>Xayah dies>Rakan goes back to his fuckboy ways"Hello, world! I am single now!"
>>563072830well yeah she's the closest person to him. rakan brings out xayahs sweet side and xayah brings out rakan's sincere side
>>563073063This is modern riot propaganda from the HR roasties, in league classic they both fuck HARD at the slumber parties
>>563073279cope!
>>563072394that tranny that mained lux flirting with almost everyone in VC while having a bf good old vgs
>>563073182I wouldn't say Rakan "lifts YOUR spirit" and certainly fucking nowhere near the level Braum does when he ONLY does it to the one person he gives a shit about.
>>563073279>they both fuck HARD at the slumber partiesi-in front of everyone else at the party?
>>563073063>He doesn't know.
>>563073172He was just joking. What do you expect him to do? Cry like he is Nunu? Xayah would absolutely slap him if he becomes a cry baby
What did Ezreal even do in Demacia exactly? I just know he dressed up as a superhero alter ego to do... something. And then he got invited to a noxian noble party.
Imagine you are a (semi)pro and you get banned on your acc and scrims are coming up and you can't log inOMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
FLIRTING IS NOT CHEATING BTW
>>563073545he knocked up luggs and ran away to noxus so he doesnt have to pay child support
>>563073418>i-in front of everyone else at the party?Urgot isn't invited but yeah, Soraka watches, Lulu casts her ginormous, and miss fortune gets in second
>>563073545he came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass
Get fucked you fat ugly freak looool
>>563073430>skylines are canon pathetic. i guess aphelios is gay and his bf is sett too!
>>563073591If you're flirting with other people while in a serious relationship you're cheating. That's fucked up behavior. And if someone flirts with you it should be "Hah, nice try, but I'm taken. *points to ring*"
Lucian bros ????
>No GUYS. LUX and EZ will NEVER get together>But Riot gave them Valentine Skins, like Vi and Cait>NOOOOOOOOOO DON'T LOOK AT THAT!It's happening.
>>563073701>Urgot isn't invitedDROPPED
never!
>>563073834Aphelio and Sett ARE gay. They have even been JUNED together. Sett will never fuck you, girl.
>>563073924Wild rift devs aren't fucking retarded LGBT queers unlike Riot California
>>563074101uhmm no
>>563074201My point is that even gay as fuck Cali-Riot has already confirmed EzLux.
lmfaooo aphelios is a faggot
>>563073924They also gave Vi and Fiora skins togetherAnd Kayle and AatroxAnd in the pulsefire universe its implied Ezreal and Ekko are exesetc.
>enemy jungler: jungler main doing human crimes on the Rift>our jungler: support main, plays like he has never seen the map, he doesn't even pretend he ever touched jungle>enemy team again: smurf top on Vayne and smurf ADCWe still won because damn we had a smurf Samira and our Rell, an actual support good at engaging may the EOMM bless her games. I did my part too but our Rell made it possible.Ah, I see you are talking about non-canon ships and posting cuck innuendos. Let me remind you that cucks don't deserve love and should kill themselves, waste of flesh.
>>563073858kek
>>563074796dont tell them that, it will ruin their disgusting narrative.
had a dream another lolg was on my team. I was seraphine apcI don't play seraphine apc
Really tired of your faggot ass ragebaiting, shut your faggot asssssssss
>smegmalow claims to be vs smurf>ask for opgg>the biggest smurfer is 57% wr
>the disgusting narrative in question>the most obvious ship ever existsShut up lesbian
>>563074796>Ezreal and Ekko are exes>etc.who was the top??
ehhh euwvgs today or nah?
>>563074796>>563074937>Implying those matters when overwhelming most of Lux and Ez skins is them getting together>Implying Lux having an interest in Lightfeather and Ez trying to find a way to show Lux that he's LightFeather without getting caught by the mageseeker doesn't matter. You guys are dishonest shippers. Riot's been building up to shit for years now. This is happening like GarenXKat. Now that Riot Retcon the mageseekers, expect new stories with Lux and Ez.
>>563075005seraphine is not an apc anyways
>>563075159ask on the cord
>>563073775>>>563075049>>>563074570>>>563075118>>>563075085>
The only blatantly canon ships are Xayah-Rakan, Lucian-Senna and Ashe-Tryndamere. The rest is vague innuendos without concrete proof just to get engagement from the internet, get a grip on your narratives.
HE CALLS HIM MOONCAKE LOL
>>563075450>the most canon ships all stay within their racewhat did riot mean by this
>>563073858Built for big ghoul cock
>>563075450>It doesn't count if it isn't blatant>Meanwhile, Riot has MANY skins and videos of showing off the ship I don't likeBy that logic, Vi and Cait aren't together because Riot has shown them fucking in the main Universe.
Kobuko was in at least 3 TFT sets and even is a shopkeeper in Brawl but Alune
>>563075159I asked Taebak and he said no.
>>563075764lolg discord killed vgs
Most Obvious shipsGaren x KatarinaEzreal x Lux Shaco x Vex
these niggas gay asf even their taunts are similar when sett does that feet thing matches aphelios slipin LOL
have Sett and Aphelios ever actually met?
>>563075259it will never happen! keep your delusions to yourself!
aphelios aint gay its just alune who is in love with sett and she makes her brother fuck him since she cant
>>563075652All relationships from a time before DEI and Riot Tryndamere got caught fucking the women they hired.Now everyone reasonable has been replaced with HR roasties and vibe coding engineers from India
Alune is a femcel???
>>563075718>the main Universe.>arcane is the main universeFuck you, your opinion is not valid. Riot HR roasties do not matter, if you let them taint your opinion you're gay
>>563076286Would drink
LOL
>Ezreal face when he learns Lux seduced Ksanta
why is this general so soulless
>>563075926Swain x LeBlanc
When your brother commits mass genocide
>>563076502You never had platonic sleepovers with ur friends?Just because youre spending the night with someone doesnt mean ur having sex with them...
>>563076028Bitch, please. You lost at the start. >>563076026Riot has a retcon that they have in the card games. >>563076250They fuck are you talking about? Last I checked. Canon Cait isn't missing an eye, and Canon Jinx isn't missing a finger. Last I check, Heim isn't canon dead for real. Jayce and Vic aren't gay. AND Magic is everywhere. Arcane isn't Canon.
>>563076571>Lux seduced KsantaNow this would never happen. K'satan is disgusting, subhuman, filth
>>563075926(Me) x (You)
>>5630767912 polygon ahh feet
>>563076864>disgusting, subhuman, filthYou're thinking about ezreal pre-HRT
>>563076906*kisses (You) on the lips*
>>563076820Oh fuck, I fucked up there. No, I wasn't saying Arcane was the main universe. My bad right there.
>>563076987>>563076571This poster has the same skin tone as ekko
>>563076752hot
Another thread, another psyop on lolg
>>563076752>Swainweird way to spell "me"
>>563076998
Aphelios wants more but no one else is gonna love him while Sett could have anyone but its fixated on the weird guy. Alune is a gooner femcel
uwu everyone in lolg is finding love today <3 <3 >>563077417this one is mine ^_^
>>563077709>everyoneI am alone, lolg
weird thread
sickening
Ezreal can still win even if K'Sante fucks Lux and heres how>Ezreal puts on girl clothes and makeup>Seduces K'Sante>Gets K'Sante to fuck him on camera>Sends the video of her bf fucking another girl to Lux(with his face cropped out)>She breaks up with K'Sante>Ezreal puts on boy clothes>Comes up to Lux crying and consoles her>She jumps into his arms and falls in love with him because how caring he is and how he was there for her when she was struggling>They live happily ever after
>>563077773
Love in the air today? WRONGI'm absolutely DEMOLISHING my meat to league characters rn
>>563077803*smooch*
>>563077883incel chud rage amumu skin when
Been looking for Galio alternative and Sejuani mid is actually pretty good
Pov: you are a helpless demacian boy
>>563077873isnt ksante gay tho
>>563077803cheater
>>563078412occasional sejuani top enjoyer here, what do you build on her mid? full tank kinda sucks imo, rylai is goated top, no clue about midlane
>>563078427Built for demacian toddler cock.
>>563075926Morde x Leblanc (brutal rape)
morde is for veigar only
>>563078526DnD into rylai or tank, depending on enemy compGenerally, the more squishy enemy team is, the more AP you can afford to build
>>563075926Tristana x Rumble
>>563078608morde only rapes MALE enemies and only as a show of dominance to conquer them. he believes women are frail and weak and not worth conquering
what if league 2 is just a complied build for pc of wild rift,Obviously with in-game models like the preview ones, and the normal league mechanics
>>563075926Zac x TwitchDarius x GarenZed x Shen
can we stop talking about lols and start talking about lolgs
>>563078812of course they will just steal the wild rift models lol, did you really think they would make a new engine /models within a year??
>>563078812Youre gonna be crazy disapointed by what """League 2""" actually is
>>563078838which lolgs are genuinely fun to play with?
>>563078768>DnDfucking hate this item unfortunately, but I can see where you are coming fromI usually end up going for ryali into liandry on top to melt the toplane chuds, crazy % max hp damage on her E
>>563078812My dream for league 2 is MMO merged with existing MOBAMeaning, you have classic MMO gameplay, but you can still queue up for SR matches inside it
this hexoptics item is cncrbroken
League 2 is gonna add hologram hookers that jump out of your screen and suck your dick and balls and finger your ass(if you want them to)
mel
>>563078565>So weak she gets mating pressed by a child
>>563079285>if you want them tononconsentually or the deals off
choosing my sexiest panties for the lolg meeting
I just want someone that would suck my cock while I'm trying to climb the ladder is that a lot to ask
>>563079285i would be an annie or lulu two trick
>>563079614tearing them off with my teeth
>>563079113DnD rush enables completely unfair short tradesNormally, you have to auto once (first auto comes while they are still CC'd by Q) after you W Q to get last E stack, with DnD Q W auto E auto is such an unfair trade for the enemyEven better if you take phase rush in mid against mages
not going to the toilet for 3 days before the lolg meeting and saving all my chocolate so i can spray my chocolate sauce all over my lolgs face
>>563077883>>563078263>>563078690>>563078565>>563078427>>563079285>>563079683>>563079465>>563079614>>563079839
>>563079172Twitch and Caitlyn are the strongest abuser, Twitch also abuses Fiendhunter and still hasn't seen a nerf that rat.
>>563080135based nilah main
>>563079172it doesnt feel that good sarah :/
>>563080302Get Bred already.
MF is old and single
sarah is not old..
>>563080836Sarah is the sort of woman who would wear her estranged daughter's clothes just to make herself feel young again when the daughter is with her father.
>>563078797holy based...
If the switch to the Unity build is real a some kind of crossplay whould be expected, right? In some casual mode
Sarah is the sort of woman who would have an abortion because a baby is going to get in the way of her career,drink,one night stands etc.
it's actually shocking how much better WR is than classic
>>563081639smart woman
Sarah is the sort of woman who is too old to get pregnant
>>563076791>no religious psychosis sistergf making me kill infidels in the night
>>563081639That's explains why she's still alone at 35!
we're reverting the Taliyah breast size buffs
>>563081975men are too scared to approach and are intimidated by the queen of bilgewater
League 2 is going to add cross playCross dress mode(Riot hypnosis will make you turn into a woman during the match)Virtual hologram hookers that jump out of your screen and suck your cockVRetc.Trust.Has Riot ever disappinted you?Thats right never.They always put out bangers after bangers.So hype yourself up as much as you can trust its not just going to live up to your expectations it will SURPASS THEM.
>>563082131>>563082131>>563082131
>>563080536Hmm... I should draw some chubby Bsuit Vex in the pile
>>563081639Viego's cum is too powerful to abort.
do you really have to make all those slurp sounds while you’re eating a popsicle?
>>563081405this is actually a reasonable ship
>>563064423Aurora's tits are big enough for Paizuri and her lips look absolutely kissable. If she wasn't autistic she'd be perfect.
