Previous: >>562983872>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Sakura Bakushin O (3* alt), North Flight (3* alt), SSR Daring Tact, SSR Daring HeartNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
sex with bro
Jordan borgar!
Guys I'm gay.
Digitan LOVE
>>563004620FagFarm more fans
>>563004620frontrunnerbro...
pheweee its hot
>>563004620Teiobro...
Cygames should stop promoting homosexuality, all their characters gaysThis is immoral
>>563004727
If I'm American which American uma is the best?
>>563004639you're one of the few good posters left
yankomanko
>>563004727nice
Metababs who are your parents for your XOguri? So I can copy your homework
>>563004784La chica de la hamburger
>>563004784The one with a gun
>>563004784
Uhh... Cygames?
>>563004862
>>563004941Taiki?
>>563004573Golshi definitely laced that with something>>563004935>Average 20+ yo latinx
REF DO SOMETHING.
Post Kikuka Sho winners.
>>563005020the intern has been copypasting that
>>563004840I survived years of wait for global, I will outlive the shitposters
>>563005020MANT is basically just URA anyway
will any uma story be like this?
>>563004784The one that curses
>>563005151Kikuka Sho winners.
>>563005107Sorry, Taiki, but size matters
>>563005121gookbros don't look...
Tfw you get fast learner from a trainee event one turn 10 but your rainbows evaporatedIt's like fate. I knew it would happen...
>>563005151Did you know that Kikuka Sho is won by the strongest horse?
Your response?
>>563005151All Kikuka Sho winners are evil
My oshis? Christmas Oguri, Grass Wonder and Symboli Rudolf.
>>563005175based, I just leave when the thread gets too stinky
Why
cow butt
>>5630051517 and she comes back from the grave to win it again
>>563005436Even Pui?
>finally get medium S>FM doesn't agemasen>all chains finished>speed cards disappear i'm killing NTR and Stinko and then myself
>>563005151soon
>>563005306>killer tunesgwo...............
EjAcUlAtIoN
>>563005151Desu wa
>>563005487
>>563005472I just hide/filter the posts and continue on
>>563005431Get aroused, flustered, and embarrassed all at the same time.
>>563005550Deserved for being a soulless meta slave
Am I a good poster?
>>563005563Based son
>>563005550Where are you getting Killer Tunes from?
>>563005151
>>563005336>Long distance race which tends to favor lighter, leaner horses>Won by the strongestNever got how this became a saying
braaaaap
>>563005790No.
>>563005827El power
>>563005790maybe
>>563005151my schizophrenic daughter
wtf i thought we were supposed to blow up and never have another thread again
So, you can't get runaway in MANT?
>>563005962rabbit
>>563005670Love my police horsedog
>>563005994this is the /v/ma thread bwo
>>563005994/v/ma took the blow
>>563005860Mares are weak that's why they never win 3000m+ races
>>563005994The villain didn't want us to die. Truly evil
>>563006034nope
>>563005175>I survived years of wait for global, I will outlive the shitpostersbased, I remember saying "I will play this game when it comes to global" back in 2021 when uma released during my grubble days. Now I wait to pull for umas who aren't even released in jp
>>563005994autism never dies
>Class 4 TT>team score better than every opponent by at least 6,000>0/5it should not be possible to have like a 10% overall winrate in this even if you're just brute-forcing it
>>563005183isn't Maya story like this? she wants to act like a mature woman so her trainer falls for her, but he only sees her as a child
>>563005684Same. Sad to see that most of this thread's posts are hidden though
>>563006331>class 4 ttAnon...
If Smart Falcon has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Smart Falcon has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Smart Falcon has only one fan then that is me. If Smart Falcon has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Smart Falcon, then I am against the world.
>>563006303I did this
>>563006091HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAkilled like insects lmao
>>563006426considering her event going on I assume you are sending that message from heaven or hell, most likely hell, how is it downstairs?
>>563006505>No audio
you guys would never filter my posts, right? it's all unironic jokes haha...
>>563006365She straight up IS a child, she doesn't know what romance even means and every time you do something like take her out for a dinner date she gets confused and clams up. She is such a child that she is merely enamored with the concept of being an adult, she has no idea what it entails.
>>563006548Just get better at evading filters
>>563006548I just filter NTR and Doto posts bwo
>>563006224>Now I wait to pull for umas who aren't even released in jpsame, RELEASE BLAST ONEPIECE
>>563006548I md5 filtered most of NTR/Doto posts. I treat it as a minigame now.
>>563006570her bride alt lines make it clear that she is in love with her trainer
>>563006623She is in hell with tact
>>563005994this filter alone would improve /uma/'s experience tenfold
>>563006548I have so many words in my filters that I could have filtered you without knowing and I regularly hide posts too
>>563006614>>563006723>filtering the only good /umajp/ posters>samefaggingI just know you are brown
will this thread be better
What do we think about small (but not flat) umas?
Buys a brokie
>>563006623Couldn't cygames get sued by adding a uma with a trademarked name
Someone doesn't like being filtered
>1500 carats freeAAAAHHHHHHH BUUUUHIIIII BUHI ITS COMPENSATED FOR I AM GOING TO PULL THE PAID BANNER
>>563006779We don't have any namefags, though
Narita TaiSEX!
>>563006729There is a pretty big difference between childhood infatuation and being "in love" and I feel her lines are very clearly just puppy love. If the trainer suddenly said "alright bend over, let's crush some guts" she'd just be like "W H A T"
>>563006548I honestly thought I had more than this
>>563006838Only if Steampunk Taishin gets attention from the uma community
>>563005569What??? She literally has it in her kit without any cards of course I'm gonna take it
>>563006570
>>563006872I'm surprised Urara has a more developed body than Digitan
>>563005912mommy
Ntr and staygold fags are the only two who deserve to be filtered, the doto poster barely posts to begin with
Just ate half a pizza and 12 nuggies all by myself, idk why I was so hungry today
>>563006894it's fine, it's onepiece and not one piece
>>563006952This shit again huh.
>>563007040Cause he usually gets banned
>>563004908
>>563007010If you're in a position to proc Killer Tunes (<=5), you won't be proccing her Ult (=6).It's a waste of skill points on her.
>>563007017Children hear the word "sexy" on the radio or TV, it doesn't mean they understand it.
>>563007017Mayano Top Cun!
>>563006548I've filtered most of the words used by the guy so it might have hid some of the posts without me knowing although I doubt it since those words are mostly used to shitpost anyway. Unless you also use those words.
>>563006894a onepiece is a kind of swimsuit you know. nobody can prove it has anything to do with super pirates.
I experience this thread completely unfiltered
>>563007019Im ashamed to admit how much I stare at Uraras thighs in game
>>563007219Unprotected sex with bourbon
sweepy is so much faster when you told her to stop buying skill after 1st year
Should I drop the fuku card? It seems kinda useless
>>563007137dahby?
>>563005590Shooooot, that turned out all right. Might use her as a backup ace if Maru breaks her legs.
>>563007107Excuse the discord sister
Post pit sluts!
Only zoomer nigger spineless cucks use filters, hiding something you don't want to see is for weak faggots, real life is harsher than this>t. gigachad oldfag
sweepy, add that image to the filter
[-]
sweepy, seduce duramente
>>563005590>>563007396What does this deck look like? Aside from Haru, Pearl and yeppers I mean
Reject stinky umas, return to ningen women
>>563007454Ayabe posters are on a based streak, it's not hard to admit they are the most based posters in here
>>563007396>witletThats fucking useless
Soon!
>>563007419
>>563007419Im so ready for her banner to drop
>>563006623>>563006743I'm waiting for my silver and bronze collecting wife who I recently learned shares the same birthday as me
STOP NINGEN PROPAGANDA
MANT parent farming is pure suffering bros...
If your umawife is a stallion then you are gay
>>563007596Fuku Kita Nature (borrow) Yeppers Urara Pearl. Pearl should be Ayabe but I didn't get her.
>>563005590Same
>>563007775suffering builds character
>>563006723>>563006785I guess it's also time for me to start filtering. Jannies can't be arsed to do their job properly so this should be the better alternative, and I'll try treating it as a minigame too on how many I can fit in the filters.
>>563007642The only ningen woman I would is secretly uma
>>563007775just use fuku + jordan bwo
>>563007669My 550 wit front Jordan held the first place slot for many races. Wit is the biggest gaslight stat this game has.
>>563007705I would marry winning ticket
>>563007867What the hell is so special about that Jordan SSR? Even her SR version has more race bonus
>>563007812call me mr hands then
I guess I will have to produce more evil Doto pics to dodge filter
>>563007947Initial stats so you just beat the shit out of early races easy
>>563007918>Wit is the biggest gaslight stat this game has.no, that's guts
>>563007818>163 witBASEDretarded umas are cuter
Will this survive Tenno Sho Spring?
>>563007812don't call me gay or I'll suck you off
>>563007918
>>563007775and all that suffering to lose due to RNG in the finals
Who are the desginated PAIZURI UMAS
post something cute
>Kitasan has grit>Kitasan has tenacity>0 Guts bonus
>>563008037I wouldjust go in as Late
Gimel NO you can't kick that!
>>563004920The meta is NY Opera and Tachyon
>>563007775It took me 3 days to get an "acceptable" parent for the next 2 cms using sweepy, that would have been 15 hours glued to my phone if I was still a manualfag, in a nutshell don't bother with parent farming and just focus on aces if you value your social life and mental health
>>563008118the three designated Paizuri sluts are Marvelous Sunday, Rob Roy and Inari One
>>563008034I have never pressed witI have never bought wit scrollsI have never chosen an event reward with wit unless both options gave wit or i need the rest of the chain.Jordan will stay retarded.
>>563005860of the three classics, the kikuka sho is the best predictor of future success, with the highest rate of winners going on to win further G1s. the derby has the worst rate, which is why the saying goes that it's the luckiest.
>>563008123
>>563008190What's sweepy?
don't filter my zoomer
>>563008204>Not El Condor PaizuriHer outfit has a hole above and below her tits for a reason
>>563007812I wish I could handle her massive stallion cock
>>563008118
>>563008043I hate Gold Ship
why didnt they make inari two
>>563008294DAHBY BROS....
>>563004920Tachyon + Dober/Seiun/NY.OperaGroundwork + Seiun is the easiest way to beat other XOguris in the mirror if there's no fronts. Dober is good if there's a lot of fronts. New York Opera is just consistent.
>>563007170Wait What the fuck. Why is it in her default kit then? Surely there's some overlap where you could conceivably hit pump and then move forward and hit tunes, right?
>>563008190Too bad it does not support MANT
Hmm, I can see the final product. I just need to be lucky with rolls (and replace a power card)
>>563008442first one is already perfect
>>563008442They ran out of materials, one's tits hogged all dat sheet
>>563007715But witgod said to pull for Nishino
>>563005151Rudolf love
>>563008154Rip. This was my last clockI wonder if it was worth it buying Corner Recovery just for this race. I had it on discount but I don't want it in my final build. I thought Standard Distance would be enough but apparently not. Too much stat loss... oh well.
>>563008594Are we really listening one of the worst sloptubers after Rednu
>>563007812They call her Mr CB because she's into misters with cock and balls.
>>563008294Croix bros....
>Still can't get a decent Agnes parent without guts and with medium sparks after 12 runsI'm tempted just to take the guts abomination to start with Oguri ace runs and then pump the rest with power sparks with borrows. I'd literally take anything other than guts but it just keeps coming.Also how much does Oguri need NSM? I'm assuming you'd probably need it to compete with fronts or if another Oguri gets ahead.
>>563008480No. Pump is Late Race. Killer Tunes is Midrace.Its meant for if you want to run her pace, I guess.
>>563008709Croix is the true gambler’s choice of horse. Will he win? Will he job? Who knows, but you better put down a benjamin on him
>>563006093Uhhh then how come Shadai retards are saying the Haruten is for mares?
>>563008594Just borrow lol, it worked for Dober and NYOpera
>>563008720NSM on a dying front = instawin
>>563007812Damn.
>>563008720>Agnes
>>563008165
Just borrow 7 different umas simultaneously.
>>563008497Is this for the Aries chanmi?
>>563008720Nimble Nav is good enough
>>563008817I never pulled Digitan so I never felt the need to differentiate, don't bully.
>>563008890Yep. I’ve been using different card combinations to get a good Ayabe ace
>>563007353
>>563008480same reason rudolf has pace chaser corners
>>563008560>>563008349where are the titsthat is NAIZURI, specially from Manhattan
>>563008594He also said you can just borrow but those with good Nishino parent's follower list would most likely be full fast. He's basically begging F2Ps since she's apparently very meta for mile and sprints
>>563008294>kwaboli sirius is a dahby winnernyoooooticing
>>563009052chrono will save us trust the umaplan
Would Digitan unironically sit in the cuck chair?
>>563008662400 is barely enough for a late to win kikkashofor tennospring you'd want more like 500 and even then you're risking a super creek DST.
Bond level 13 or 14 should allow me to headpat them.
>>563008662damnI guess Macky was full of recoveries if you got 6L from her
>>563008709his dad won it for him he has the spark
>>563008956I see, good thinking on grabbing Tama inheritWhat about Dober's? Or Brian shadowbreak?Sturm und Drang is a trap skill, quite uselessSpurt does nothing for her on this track, activates way too lateLevelheaded is not just a bad recovery skill, you don't need one for this track, 701 stamina and 601 guts should be easy to hitMore WIT would benefit her a lot, could be easy to get it with the new Sirius Symboli card, which also comes with an excellent gold skill that end closers can use, From the Brink
>>563008938I was only teasing.
>>563009160>chrono will save us
>one of the few umas based on a mare>she looks like a boyWhat were they thinking?
>>563008995AAAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEE UPPER LEFT UPPER LEFT
Post your Xogs
>>563009332I love boys (female)
if children why erotic
>>563009332sex
>>563009375I don't...
Is early lead + ground work just as strong as taking the lead or better?
>>563009397Unfathomably based
The fuck is the point in having terms like "velocity" and "acceleration" actually have important meanings if some skill which clearly means "speed increases somehow" never mentions them and just leaves it vague
>>563004647GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>Forget I'm doing a guts run>Don't buy anklets
>>563009548Increases community involvement.
>marked
>>563009298Gotcha-thanks for the advice! Don’t have a Dober, but I can make do with some high rolls. Since Ayabe has 10/20% on speed and power respectively, will throw in Creek so Ayabe doesn’t get ganked from the lack of stam, and power is fine when I have 18* power parents
>>563009610>guts anklets mysteriously stop showing up when I do a guts run
need to see more official uma underwear like the spats and stuff they wear in the game
>>563009519it's almost like you could look those skills up and read their detailed descriptions on GametoraREAD NIGGER READ
>>563009737
>>563009331Smooching Chrono Genesis without permission while I cum inside of her umanko without a condom on a dangerous day
>>563009681
>>563009431sniff
>>563009681Who is that?
>>563009548>kick forward hardStrong velocity and acceleration boost>speed boostCurrent speed>break out of the packCould be anything, literally
>>563009770does gametora tell you the formula for calculating skills?
>>563009839Please don't the Chrono
okay my phone shut off but I might just get a natural Ug Grass--fast learner and medium s before second inspiration with GREAT stats and spare coins. hoping for the best!! 50 ura procs!!
>>563009734Ryan is so incredibly hot, but her haircut is the ultimate boner killerthey did her dirty
>>563009734The skin color contrast
>>563009781menishuki stego a qtest
>>563009843
why does daiwa scarlet default to pace? I just ruined a good MANT run by running on the wrong style
>>563009892Compton Tea
>>563009925I cast blues only inspo
>>563009839>>563009918Chrono would enjoy this
>tfw you find the secret rival trainer battle in MANT where seto keiba's VA appears againholy crackers this mode is cooler than i thought
>>563009909yes
>>563010021Manhattan doesn't have a white ahoge does she?
>>563009375ho ho ho
>>563010092It is one of her most notable features
>>563010018It wasn't until the November patch that her unique could proc consistently at front. A bunch of her potential skills are pace too.
>>563010012
>>563010018Ushimusume
>>563009998>stego a qtest
>>563010092disregard this post I am clinically blind and retarded>>563010128I never noticed desu. Her gold eyes are too captivating.
>>563010018>looks at Daiwa's skillset>looks at her unique detailed descriptiony'know, beats me. Huh, Bakushin ALSO defaults to pace chaser, why?!WHO CAN UNDERSTAND THIS NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>563010163
>>563009698I turned my Ayabe into a late surger, because ends are too gimped for this one, but that doesn't mean they can't winStill I do not have Dober myself, and got really lucky inheriting Brian, but she has 3* green so that made it easierOne thing you could do is borrow a Brian with 3* green and make a good Tama parent that has this Brian in the legacy, then you could borrow a Dober with Brian grandparent, but that is too much to ask maybeI think you should get Dober and Tama inherits first, Brian as a third, Dober acceleration is too important to have specially as end closer
do NOT open
Guts is fucking dookie.
>>563010317
>>563010393open what?
>>563009778Seeeex
>>563009778Who am I looking at
>>563010049dont gaslight me like this bwo...
>>563010018irl daiwa was a "competitive front chud" where instead of pulling away she stays in front and dares anyone to duel her the cyGAYMES hacks cannot replicate this for some reason and give her a unique modifier like suzuka has
>>563009952I need Wappi to look at my penis like that
>>563010317>so you're going to need a place to stay now that you're going to university right>I'm moving too, I even have extra space btw haha>here's my addressWhat did he mean by that?
>>563009918I am gonna the Chrono>>563010045Good. Gonna knock her up with triplets
>>563010474
>>563010224misread that first line as "daiwa skillet"
>>563010393Ryan parent runs would be fun if she were cute
Ace on my face
>>563010393I would impregnate this Ryan
>>563004727I miss Gale. No idea where he is now.
goodnight umadacchi
>>563010643
>>563010206I never noticed her ahoge before this thread tbdesu
>>563010393>an artist managed to make Ryan cuteI am actually kneeling. Dogeza even.
>>563010792
REAL HORSE reacts to uma musume when
>>563010806
>>563010798goodnight bwo
>>563010792Pure sex
Daiwa… I'm sorry. I want to keep training you, but your body is just too erotic… I feel like I'm about to lose control any second and I don't want to do anything I'd regret..
>>563010393Tarumae looks kinda weird in that pictur-
Gonna run 3 dominators.
>>563010327Gotcha; while I might not have Dober, I do have a Brian to use a possible grandparent. Alrihht-thanks for the advice! Will try to get Brian in the tree but will spend my resources with Dober and Tama. If the sims looks as if end closer isn’t gonna work, I’ll focus on Late just in case.
>>563010393What could've been
>>563010837That's because you save pictures cropping it out
>>563010985
after so many runs of trackblazer, the only truly agonizing thing about it is the fact that all the E/F/G mile umas feel impossible to run since then you are either running a bunch of useless mile sparks for non mile CMs or you are B/C mile and completely bricking half your races, especially junior yeari like to run thematic CM teams/oshi teams but it feels so much worse now
Girly girl or boyly boy, /uma/?
>>563011071Good luck Torena-san
>>563010619He wants to be close with his beloved trainee.
>>563010967
>>563011186>You can pull her hair during doggy in bothNice
>>563011212
We love to see it.
>>563011147
i like ryan BECAUSE of her hair, amongst many other qualitiesyou like ryan IN SPITE of her hairwe are not the same
i wanna cum. which uma would give me permission?
>someone switches an uma I was using as a grandparent to something elseFFS.
Why is she to /fa/ any way? What's the basis for the trench coat and riding gloves? She looks like a fuckin' hitman.
>>563011185You can still run them and get good stats without Mile but then you'll be lacking few hundreds of SP
>>563011129She's also one of a small group of umas whose horse gender tell is an earring. Only Cafe, Tachyon, and Rudolph are represented this way of the global cast. almost everyone else uses a clip, bow, or loop.
>>563011281Why Riko?
>>563008123>cute
>>563010967https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GaKNSRbi3gw
>>563011186春雷の韋駄天 with the personality of レッドホットリーダー is the only good answer, you are a faggot if you think otherwise
>>563011295
>the trannylators behind uma musume localization are the same ones in charge of idolmaster enfuck fuck fuck how do these creatures even get into idol culture??
>>563010491Chiyo
>>563011306This is why I just don't change my star uma anymore. I changed it to something better but no one's borrowing or not as much as the older one.Which I don't even get since my older one had bad whites
>>563011495besties!
>retarded twitter posting
>>563011404I run power sparks so she gives me the stam to get to 700 and makes runs smoother. She's probably not optimal but I don't have anything better to slot in.
>>563008123My wife Digi-tan is the cutest.
>>563011382I do like the earrings more than the others.
>>563011412cute.
AIIIIIEEEEEEEDANCHOU! DANCHOU HELP ME
OH FUCK FFFFGGGGSGDGDH HUUAAASAAAAAAAAHHHHH OOOOIIIHHHHHH AAAAÀAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>563011460
>>563011627Damn she dumb.
>>563009778this is fucking with my brain like this looks like one of those optical illusions to me where her body keeps slowly moving towards the right side of the screen even though it stays in the same place
>>563011627ANON YOUR WIT
This is me btwI am Bakushin
I haven't checked, but can you get Maya's epithet in MANT or is that tied to her skill event?
>>563011646
>>563011627Is that the event SSR Mambo?
>>563011627lore accurate Jordan wit
>>563011462its not trannies or westoids or anything. its just cygames salarymen making content for the west as inoffensive as possible. they dont give a shit about any of the muh culture war issues, they simply fear social media backlash more than anything. its ingrained in japanese brains. the people who make a stink online more than anyone are the ones who would complain about B/W/H sizes in games so thats what gets cut.
>>563011632
>>563010041close but not quite!!
>>563007790is Rice the only uma who actually holds a weapon while running? I know Kris S sniper is just from the skill activation, video she doesn't hold one on the racetrack.
>>563011828Grass too
>>563011281>Creek takes all clocks on Kikuka Sho and Dia still loses>2nd in Mile Championship>abandon runSorry, danchou...
>>563011828muteki has a knife
>>563011882also from skill activation video, just for show
>>563011813
>>563011747yes. it's hard to get her to rainbow range but once she gets there she's alright.
>>563010393reminder that we could have had this if Mejiro mcBitch didnt convince Ryan NOT to change her hairstyle
>>563010393Just give her a spikier version of the Major's hair cut from the original GITS movie. How is it this hard?
>>563011828Doto has poison in her bag
doto has semen in her womb
>>563011971
>>563011462official translators for anime/manga/etc are always just half-assed; they just push it out and move on for the (miniscule) paycheck
>>563010393witlet torena...
>>563011621Nobody's going to help you.
>>563007790I love coolshi
>>563011462>15 years old>what are her three sizes
>>563011462it's ((((them))))
>>563011741>>563011646Ardan was MADE for paizuri.
how many stats do you gotta get from a training to make skipping a G3 worth it?
>>563012212A bit old to be an idol right
>>563012113
Sirius looks like a good card. What’s wrong with it that it isn’t being worth a pull?
>>563011828scarlet has two huge weapons
>>563012212So true sis
>>563011462>or even image colorHe needs his eyes checked
>>563012285we already have finemo and nature
>ending a run with 300 coins
>>563012212B77 W54 H76guess the uma
>>56301223740 without bonuses, but also depends on your store. You might want to buy some scrolls that are going to expire? idk
>>563012345obama
>>563011621THE RAPED
>>563012345Chronogenesis
>>563012285I got Team Sirius for free lmao.
>>563012335here's 3 plain hammers in your final shop bro (you already have 3 gold hammers)
>>563012282
You can run 6 dominators but you won't stop her
>>563012485But I can only run three.
>>563012485Make that 7, I'm running 3
F2P genocide will happen in around 8 months
>>563012285gold skill is just for medium and its agemasenits better for this cm imo but its not worth 400 rolls, just borrow it
>>563012548Imagine the oyakodon
>>563012485>>563012539What did they mean by this
>>563012345Urara
>>563012484
>>563012586But I have to borrow NTR for firm course menace.
>>563012559Explain without grinning at me.
>>563012613Just have a bot account queue with 3 extra dominators gwo
>>563012548...I want to lick Stego's knees.
>>563012635
>have 32 whites legacy>get thisnice inspiration retarded nigger game
>>563012794here is the archive: https://e-hentai.org/g/3881186/728d53cba5/gn
>>563012548Ugly boy
Which Uma's trainer is the most Raped™?
Holy fuck I hate running Late Surgers in MANT
the only way to kill XOguri is to sideblock her and drop a Suzuka bomb in late-race
>>563012693Lots of strong banners in a row for umas and cards and a lot more specialised umas/cards unlike the mostly generalist stuff we get now
>>563012968Goodnight anon
>>563012968Good night anon, thanks
Ryan's fresh uma pussy is mine (hotsprings mating pass)
>>563012968>720 pagesI will have fun with this, goodspeed anon
>>563013165Grass Wonder's
AAAIIIEEEEEEEEEE I HATE VODKA
>>563013175But we all know the banner schedule so surely the f2poors will plan in advance?
>>563013175>successive good banners in 8 months>Hello/Tach in three months>Smaru/FM around the same time>Creek/CB about a month laterYou’re a bit late on when it begins, bwo.
>>563013175Just get Nishino in a single 10 pull bro
>>563013436NSM'd
>>563013425Grass wouldn't hurt a fly
do you buy speed scrolls on umas with 20% speed growth
>>563013594Early run, yeah. Mid run maybe. Late run no, unless I got severely screwed by RNG.
>>563013594I buy all scroll and booknotepad a shit
Assuming we finish at 1Trillion, isn't that still kinda decent? Cygames won't abandon us, right?
>>563013594yes
>>563012968Good night bro
>>563011627now imagine hitting this in summer
>>563013851why do non-english speakers translate into english?
>>563013565Her fat butt bruised my pelvis
>>563013496Yeah but you have to skip some meta horses and choose to run only 1 style. Or I guess 2 since you need Fronts for League of Heroes.>>563013514I'm talking about what comes after them gwo
>>563013929please fix then
Which uma would win in a race?
>>563012465I guessed right and didn't win anything... Of course I know the 3 sizes of my fuarking dictator.
>>563013851There beDerby haha
>>563013929She's just a pirate bro.
>3 runs abandoned in a rowI hate Late SurgersI hate Late SurgersI hate Late SurgersGood night.
>>563013767noit's over for globaland it's all Falco's fault
>>563014073Just buy Shadow Break bwo...
>>563013594Not really, would rather buy guts scroll
>>563014041Why isn't Blast Onepiece a pirate?
>>563013851What is this godawful translation? This is why we need localisers
>>563008594No retard, I'll borrow. Im not gonna grind for this shit
i don't want to do a career today
>>563007790wait fuku actually won a legit race?
>>563014241Same. I'm coping that we already hit Falco's quota anyway
>>563008594If I have to I’ll just selector her in four months.
>>563008594i can always just piggy voucher...
>>563014254Rude
>>563013165>he needs to ask
>>563013929It's just a Pokemon reference you brown>>563014073Bro, your initial power?
i wanted to do a chill career but nishino gave me charming in the third turn of junior year
How disappointed do you think japs are that cygames still has pretend to cater to us?I take pleasure knowing from now on we'll get all prize events regardless of our progress.
>>563014412I can't believe she did this to my balls...
Why is rape so funny in the Umaverse?
>>563014551I don't think they care at all
rape is fun
>>563014551Who cares retard. Enjoy the free gibs and lower expectations. Live a more carefree life instead of making up negative sequences of events in your head
>>563014551it's not that deep bwo they don't care
>>563014551>I take pleasureIn your butt, I know
>>563014642>>563014714>w-who cares!You JPtards have to live with us parasites whether you like it or not, eventually we'll force you to accept ovr tranny VAs to mock and skinsuit your favorite umas.
>>563012713be gentle with them, they're still sore
>suddenly a stub hiddenWhat the fuck. I was a retard for falling for it
>>563014551>still has pretend
>>563014551Cygames is based for respecting GlobalGODs time. Who gives a shit what JPiggers think. They could come here and pigout again if they think Global is the better server.
>>563014950Why are you short
is NSM really that important? yeppers WIT is shit overall, aside from the skill...
>>563014892Stop acting like an antisocial schizo. Trust me it's not worth it in the long run. You are just making yourself miserable, even if you are pretending
>>563012520bro your alt account?
>>563015061You can still cap wit with her at 0lb, FM, and Marv. I still think MLB Bourbon is a bigger wit brick stat wise.
>>563013565Then why am I THE RAPED
>>563015108just cuddle her
>>563015225>splashes you on purposebitch
>>563012212Reminder that first AOC law was introduced in France because 19y.o. whores could not compete with 13y.o. ones. After 15y.o. the chance of complications during pregnancy, stillbirths and ectopic pregnancy drops dramatically, so the only reason you greentexted this bullshit is because old whores told you that liking hebes bad bad
>just le hecking race! if you want ss rank
owari daKitasan refused to help me train speed
The fact that Seiun is such a womanlet, but still got the male outfit/dance part makes me hate this event even more. Either Sky should be the girl or they should have gone with a different pairing.
>>563015402nobody says that
>>563015235You're bigger than a fly
>>563012328Her image color is green not pink so what are you talking about
>>563015061Her events are decent enough. Mood ups and debuff cleanses are always nice, and +30 stats on the 2nd and 3rd events is good too
>>563015402>he fell for it
>>563015061Nah she good
>>563015225she thinks she's tough
HOEH
I only have one more borrow for today….
>>563015463Touche...
>>563015653I believe in you
>>563015653make a good parent with the borrow then
>>563015402Wheres your fast learner and summer training
>>563015539ghost freak would never
>buy unique skills on a parent run>run goes incredibly smooth>hardly use any clocks>don't buy unique skills>run is rougher, 5 clocks every time>but have ~300 more skill points to use for more white sparksWhich do you guys do?
Is /v/ gone yet?
>>563015440this is the best animal girl comic in history, the guy is a genius
>>563015257Do not touch your trainees
making a front ace is fucking retarded
>>563014551>pretend to cater to usBro, not only they lowered the goal so we dont fail it, they pretended its a bug so we could save face AND gave 1500 apologems for expecting too much
255097182550971825509718
>>563009925holy shit I was spot on
>>563015817or what?
>>563015225what a brat
>>563015653I only used 1 borrow today
Has a Youtuber done a must pull video for the next scenario yet?
>>563005487>>563005660>>563005886>Umashiko police will go after hand drawn artists but not shit like this
>>563015694>>563015723I believe in the Ayabe god run. Let’s goooooooooo
>>563015885Or you will be subjected to 1 year of communal service to ningen women with and zero interaction with any uma musume
>>563015108very dangerous imageis taromunn trying to get me to kms?
>>563016103fat ayabe
>>563015801Nyope
>>563016001the umashiko police are nothing but a racket to give artists an excuse to only post it behind paywalls
STOP RIGHT THERE, TRAINER!You have been visited byOFFICERS VIVLOS AND RAMONU OF THE LOCAL UMA POLICE DIVISIONNo arrest warranted but if only you say something nice about them on their birthday
>>563015225>you will never be splashed by Narita Brianwhy even live
I really like this umage
>>563015842339054973390549733905497
>>563016310lol amazon is a nigger
>>563016310I don't it's really mean
>>563016219I am literally incapable of saying anything nice about Ramonu. Just kidding she has a nice voice. But seriously I hate Ramonu.
>>563016274I thought tranny images with a lot of text fell out of fashion
I present the lore accurate Tosen Jordan.
The corset is about to burst in any moment.
>>563016310She didn't do that
>>563016219cute hag and cute vivlochi
>>563016310spechud only hates chesnuts
>>563016310spe is not a gamer though
>>563016402
>>563016406Yeah at the stomach in nine months when she's pregnant with my children (x3)
>>563016219They have extremely attractive sisters (Ardan and Cheval)
>>563016359damn. secondoh well, beat a ug with my s+
>>563016406this has to be an edit
>>563016406To be desu, it is specifically sex appeal costume, because it looks like it will rip any moment on a fucking urara lol
>>563016219they're both really nice ladies
>>563016402holy SHIT
what skill does rod refer to?
>>563016402Good job on the epithet
>>563016402>THREE double circle velo skillsYeah, this is definitely Jordan
>>563016594Check for yourselfhttps://umamusume.com/characters/supercreek/
>>563016703rod = hot rod = red maruzensky = red shift
>>563016703Angling and Scheming
>>563016219I am seriously being tempted in rolling for Vivlos, I almost had the experience of having a little sister and I think she would fill that spot.RamonuSeriously like the anon above me, all I can say about her is she has a nice voice and body>>563016310I don't because I know that the person who made this has a darker shade of skin than Amazon and only did this so he could fit in the "cool kids club who say le n-word".
>>563016770ahh makes sense
>>563016770Thanks, was confused about it
I'm freezing in
>
CM12 lobby74917601
We cant even make it to 1T
>>563017004hag HATE
What's up with the autism against double circle skills? Did some sloptuber say anything against them recently? It was always common knowledge that single circle skills are for TT and double for CM.
Tactbros…
>>563016406UHGHGHGHUAAAAAAAA
>>563016965Gaping upThen checkin out on the pigeon bus
I just love how none of the casters and "experts" every mentioned Miracle during the whole preview, and didn't even root for him when he won, they wanted him to lose so bad, get fucked slant eyed niggers, this was one of the best KIkasho right after Manhattan Cafe7:07 the miracle run, look how he is already overtaking everyone way before the final corner, what a strong umahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4nzZl6Dhg4
>>563016965context of this pic?
CM13 lobbies?
>>563017179>random, unprovoked melty about a race that happened 25 years ago
>>563017072Gambling on more skills over better ones means that if one great skill fails to work then there are chances for more skills to work.
>>563014012We're currently trying to figure out which flatliner to tard wrangle into a Chrono cosplay for you.
>>563017072Second circle is usually trash because you get half the value of a single circle for the same price. You shouldn’t take it unless you really need that 20 extra stat(e.g. hitting stam stat line), usually any other option is more valuable for the same money
>>563017004CM12 lobby52777561
>>563014551Yeah I'm pretty sure japs were disappointed because "cygames still has pretend to cater to us" (or whatever headcanon you are trying to force here), just like they were with other servers (different publishers, but still)
>>563017371Wait why are people shitting on Global when it's more than these two combined
>>563016359Last one before I go back to the mines181048701810487018104870
>>563017361How the fuck does the favorite system work?
>>563017257idk I just saved the image from here
>>563017303This anon is so neurotypical I can't even right now
>>563017448global is shitting on global because global loves dramathe japs barely care
>>563017303hello newfag
>>563017179Yeah that's kind of how an upset works. If anyone had expected anything from Miracle it wouldn't have been an upset. And there was "No Reason" to expect anything from him, either. And what do you think an commentator is supposed to be, a cheerleader?
>>563017537Flash would not say this
>>563017462It is stacked heavier for stats than it is for skills, way heavier than rank system. You S+ uma may have like 200 more total stats and fav system will consider it to be more valuable than extra gold and 4 skills lol
Glory Ass
>>563017361CM12 lobby
>>563017559>the japs barely careYeah I'm sure they barely care after they challenged us countless times on twitter.
>>563017764nice anon
Visiting Curren to make a deposit
I think umas SUCK
>>563017791Go cry on twitter then, moron
>>563017757Im locking in pacecucking just for her
>>563017803my dick, yes
>>563017764I'm retarded...49539219
>>563017801Why does Rudolph turn into a nigger
>>563017757I want to lick her sweaty Glory Back
>>563017849>boy named dick
>>563017871gonna afk after this one so someone else can get in...need my sippa>>563017901she likes them black
>>563017735Flash would emulate normalfag speech when trying to communicate with someone from that species.
>>563017303begone normalslime
>>563017179are you the same guy who was seething about the commentators at marche lorraine's breeder's cup?
>>563017901Such is the power of the student council president
>>563017932I see
>>563015653is there a compilation of these umaspeakis?
>>563017448Better question is that why are people shitting on global when JP had 3 TIMES THE PLAYERS when the event took place on JP (pic related were captured few days before it)Only chink server can pass the 2 trillion milestone at 2.5b total aka still lower than jap 3.2b
>>563014784suzuka should peg me
>>563017764CM12 lobby59411893
if youre running ALL dirt for that stupid challenge, does it matter sprint vs mile? Long as its all dirt to get the dirt climax? .. so stupid
>>563017129MOMMY
>>563017559>the japs barely careThe reason why I know about their 3T is because they wouldn't shut the fuck up about it anon. Nips are a bunch of numbermonkeys.
>>563018113>swap out new kitasan for old one>immediately winslike I have no idea what the difference is but whateverdouble circle are so bad if you can afford other normal velocity skillsmane...
>>563018128Yeppers. Basically just get the required points then run as URA
Double Dominator or adding 1 front just in case of other fronts?
This work day is so fucking heavyI wish Flash could've rape me right now
Sexo Sexo Sexo
JPCHADS live rent free on your brown mind
>>563018128Just don't do any turf races and train on most turns, the run will be a brick anyway
>>563018075MANT Killing JP is a haox?
>>563018243>on
>>563018128just accept that it's a brick run and unga bunga it with full dirt scheduleit won't take long at all if you don't think
>>563018296They had even more players before MANT
>>563018214hmm hmm HMM!
anus
>>563005175mareman please share your wisdom
>>563018351Some anon showed me February during Aoharu was only at around 105k range and 2 months later its at 135k holy fuck
>>563018113CM12 lobby25351920
>>563018342Maybe he's trying to post as a pace chaser
>>563018469The Xog menace...
>>563018421tenderly kissing Dia
>>563018421Dia is scary.
>last borrow >no summer rainbows >blocked multiple times in kikukasho>got agemasen’d by Sirius card >all late skills from inspiration (from ONE grandparent mind you) >bricked items Welp, there goes that run. I’m going to bake a cake out of anger
>>563018640post cake after anon
>>563005151still the biggest stomp to this day
Double Dominator XOguri is so fucking broken. This is the true soulless CM
>>5630184696/9Please join
No runs today. If you can't tolerate me at my worst you don't deserve my singular daily run, danchud.
>>563018753
>spend all 5 borrows on failed front ace runs>do random late gutsmax run later>get thisFUCK YOU FUCK YOU
are xogs running GW/kita ult/a&S and/or u=ma? RNG gave me 3rd place last 3 CMs so meta faggotry here i come
It’s been so long since I’ve been properly sick I forgot what it felt like
>>563018862u=ma2 since it activates the same time as 777 meaning you run 4 recoveries
>>563018469Last CM12 lobby, need to do something84604651
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I HATE TRAINING UMAS WITH MILE B.MILE CHAMPIONSHIP CLASSIC YEAR AND SHE GETS 4TH PLACE WITH THESE STATS AND I'M OUT OF FUCKING CLOCKS
man I haven't seen this in years.
>>563012114Replace them with AI?Anti-AI otakus are gonna hate that!
>>563018862>GW/kita ult/a&Slol no. Just grab NSM from yeppers. Also corner rec+hydrate+777+u=ma for recoveries. 1000 WIT minimum
>>563018993bro your inspirations???
>>563018993gwo your mile sparks?
>get 3 hammers in Climax every fucking run but I'm already holding 3 golds>next run use my hammers>last shop has 1 normalfuck you game
reminder to not get oyl everit's cool when it procs frame 1 but radiant star is just the better gamble--and the only gamble you should have
>>563018993Mile GP or bust
>>563019082HrmmmNyo
>>563018990Thank you for joiningKill all xoguris
for how many CMs will zoguri be relevant?
>>563019275Oh yeah that XOguri is extremely busted.
>>563018861bruh you have so many better options at this point do NOT be fishing for groundwork hints like this
>>563019335A billion
>>563019038but i dont wanna run yeppers..
>>563019082
NIGGA WE MADE IT
FUCK MY LIFE
>>563019275post that oguri I need a template please
I'm going to run 3 backliner gamblersWho should be my third ace between Golshi or normal Oguri
>>563019560Don't call me that
>>563018861just borrow ssr falcon power or ssr bakushin guts what are you doing brother?
>>563019540radiant should be on all umaspoint is 2-3 velocity skills is better than oyl
>>563019534You can try just nimble. Still guaranteed A finals
>>563019694radiant is a 1.2s skill its shit.
>>563019638Finally Lala
>>563019662Oguri always good
>>563019761durrrrokay enjoy your ACCEL exclusive 1.8s skill that is only useful in the first two seconds of the late-race
why am i getting follows for my speed/turf ryan
>>563019638can she surpass Ai's story?
you guys are never nice to me
Fuck you Cygames you did this on purpose. Have a spark saved up for Aruvu and everything and now it's going to Lala. You did this on purpose you fucks.
>>563019869*smooch*
>>563019851People are still using my shitass URA Finale NY Opera and I can't replace it because I still get more than 10 borrows a day
>>563019909>>563019638They have to bring the big guns to compensate the yearly ballroom flop
nigga how you have a medium skill on your set
>>563019909Bouquet is probably soon after nearing haruten too… my fucking jims…
>>563019851my URA finale 9*Stam 3*Long Sky with groundwork is still kicking
>>563020005Japs didn't like the Bakutranny?
>>563019869What did you post, show examples and i'll tell you
>>563019909Fronts are getting a new card.
>>563020058I wanted Bouquet too but I'm going to have to skip her (outside of dailies) at this rate. This shit fucking sucks.
Course it is guts 1
>>563018425How dangerous is she
>>563020098only himejos (already a small niche) care about the ballroom events
>>563020098japs don't like uma x uma and ballroom events have a lot of that
>>563020098They don't like the event in general, it's been the worst event in revenue since 2024
>>563019909You have like 4 or 5 years to save for that banner, retarded nigger
>>563020228Based only valid ships are Uma x ME
>>563020228makes sense
>>563020217>>563020228>>563020229When is the next wedding?
>>563020167The golds are just sprint flavored, not front flavored.
Single SSR banners are usually pretty strongIt will be interesting to what the Machan card has in terms of stats and skills
>>563020307Damn that frame in particular looks awful no wonder it almost killed the ip
>>563020330June
>>563020343Is that 100 priority?
>>563020343pretty machan
>>563019909Is her kit good?
>>563020343Nevermind. Machan a cute anyway.
>>563020417it's been a decade and nips still make fun of that trailer
Since JP are posting here, Global will be Late meta in around 6 months right? How will other styles hold up against Lates? Am I gonna be forced to play Lates if I wanna be competitive in CMs or are Fronts/Pace still good enough
>>563020485She's a Pace/Late who can force herself to move up earlier than normal in order to activate her unique that seems to be an accel. Except the effect changes depending on if it's activated on a straight or not. Or at least that's' what I can get from this.
>>563020463Yeah but every card and its mother has a 100 priority nowadays and those fuckers still aren't where they need to be half the time.
>>563020748Finally, Goldship
>>563020748>Long CNot bad
>>563020307
>>563020228There is surprisingly little care for the /u/ shit the game pushes.
Sweepy is cute
>>563020603Clearly not enough because they still want to force their fetish that just so happens to not be what the fanbase wants
>>563020170bro cm11 is over
>Lost all the lobbies I joined so farIt's over
FUCKEN WHALE KEKS
>>563019837radiant can fire tho and do nohing because of its randomness. Doesn't its cost lose a lot in med? it was good in long because of the increase and lack of other accels
>>563021167I've gotten at best second, usually to a Hoguri. I've accepted my B finals fate.
>>563020307>the frame that killed deep impact forever
>>563021221mad cuz bad
bwos I bought Horsey Game out of boredom and I'm liking it
>>563021221holy buhi
>>563019560good job my nigga
>>563021314based
>>563021314Ryuji Wada's last view before his untimely death
>>563020098>>563020217>>563020228>>563020229ah yes another raid claiming japs don't like yuri all of a sudden. ya'll neighas unironically mindbroken faggots
>>563021276
does granpoo still have the yuri humilation ritual event
I'm pretty sure some retarded numberfag posted sales of previous ones, but also included this year's so far, and it was doing well. But that's also probably because the new Guts cards are actually pretty good and Bakushin is probably the best sprinter in the game now.
>>563021373thanks cuh
>>563021276>remember what they took from you
are future careers this fucking xenophobic if you don't have miles
>>563021468Remember the path to victory
Well, now that I'm less frustrated at Cygames, I will get you the Triple Tiara that you deserved Lala. Even if I have to fight multiple megaboss Ai's.
>>563021221They really play a different game from most of us. I thought I got shit luck when I MLB’d Pasa on the KSB rerun, but it’s been nice having it for this CM. I think Nishino might be a better pick aside from skills though.
>he hasn't been at 1000 followers since last year
>>563021798Curren whore...
>>563021798Chiyoposter just started playing the game...
>>563021680>Disgusting niggerPerhaps we should be grateful.
>>563021798Didn’t need to flex your body count like that but okay whore
>>563021680she would be 100% yuri for curren they were best friends in dubai
>>563021798umafans doesn't count
>>563021858>if bitch boy, raped by Sirius >if moderately skilled, raped by Orfevre>if uninterested, raped by Dia
Happy Meek mogging
>>563022046Maya...
Curren Status?https://poal.me/i272iehttps://poal.me/i272iehttps://poal.me/i272ie
>>563019909literally who
I HATE CURREN
>>563022371Cute whore
>>563021448Ok tourist
I watched the ballroom event, and it was the weirdest feeling. I've seen yurishit before, and this wasn't it. It was like both Seiun and Fuji were dancing for (You). Sasuga, Cygames
>>563022371i want to fuck jello
Curren Chan holds the highest status in the mare herds, so male horsestreat it as a great glory to be able to mate with her. One most potentantexample is Lord Kanaloa.● It’s said that after Lord Kanaloa mated with Curren Chan, he cameback with his nose to the air in pride.● It was also said that Lord Kanaloa was attracted to Curren Chanbut she deflected most of his advances.
>>563022371The thumbnail looks like an x ray
>>563022371I hate this animator so much why does everything have to be ultra bouncy
>>563022435Anna Anon does very jiggly animation.
>>563021695You have Mile C you lazy fucking fuck fuck that's just 4 sparks just fucking search up some fucking grandparents and keep winning literally every race for free.
>>563022382https://www.jbis.jp/horse/0001208248/ Orfevre's kid who won 4 G1s. Ancillary member of the Stego clan.
>>563022382You're a literally who.
>>563022491>Curren saggersThis will murder her reputation for sure
>>563022491That's what real breasts behave like you would know that if you had ever touched a woman.
>>563022702Ogurin wouldn't say this
>>563022702Real women would distract him from horse racing
Uma genuinely gaslit me into enjoying Japanese KFC every weekI just wish Oguri was across from me...
>>563022784hello obese fren
This is Falcos event and Falcos birthday please talk about Falco not Curren...
>>563022784>Japanese KFCHow does it differ from other KFCs
>>563022874>>563022874>>563022874
>>563021695People say the race-mania of MANT doesn't continue into other scenarios so you should be good
>>563022784holy fattolook at those legs
>>563022849>kfc>kfc, japanAlthough I guess the lack of youknowhos is a pretty big improvement if you're eating in-store
>>563022784Comically large drink. JP KFC's burgers are better than their chicken for me desu
>>563022702You'd know after touching Horlicks - oh wait a minute lmao
>>563022702ew ningen women? no thanks
>>563022886nyo
>>563022849higher quality ingredients, alternate menu items. companies that come into japan are forced to do things the japan way, much like companies that move into arabic countries having to be halal
>>563022702Why would I ever have sex? I'm going to remain pure forever.
>>563022849if you're a burger then fast food chains in asia tend to have unironically better food because difference in presumably supply and regulations. I was surprised when people said the fried chicken in my country (and places like korea etc) are better. I wouldn't be surprised if it's the same in Japan
>pace chasermore like pozz chasers
