Previous: >>563022874>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT)Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000mCurrent Event: Ligne Droite Story Event>Schedule03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/200004/26 - Golshi Week Celebration04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Sakura Bakushin O (3* alt), North Flight (3* alt), SSR Daring Tact, SSR Daring HeartNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
Teio!
Who else is looking forward to rolling for Lucky Lilac in 2030? I think she's really cute
besides rice showa which uma would NOT show love to homo thugs
Stop calling her “Ass Wonder”. She is a beautiful, slim Japanese lady.
>>563036474He's a flatlining lazy piece of shit. So no
you could've showed up a week ago at least....
Reminder not to skip school, kids!
>>563036716Same. Her and Feno are the only gold clan umas I want.
Happy 2022 and/or Valentine's Day everybodyhttps://jiggie.fun/4M_hTqhttps://jiggie.fun/4M_hTqhttps://jiggie.fun/4M_hTq(halfway done)
JPGODs run this general
>>563036791she won't win you a CM anyway
HAUDIIII
Orange Mambo is kinda based
rickey
why doesn't Cygames-sama let me hit funny numbers
its so fucking over, 4 more months of MANT
>>563036960
You're all fucking retarded
>>563036921It's cause I'm posting in uma threads on /v/
>>563036968skippey
>>563036991how does this work opera is the same gen as ntr
>>563037061more like pulley
>>563037010
Why do you guys pretend to like Taiki Shuttle? There is no way you guys unironically like that trash voice and english.
>>563036627so how long are the 0.5 anni changes going to stay in the OP
If you're too shy to post on /uma/ how are you going to talk to real people
>>563036960Her name is Matikanefukukitaru!
I like shitposting
>>563037108I think it's cute and she has massive honkers.Not a fan of her casual outfit though, but she won't be wearing it during sex anyway
>>563036991Verxina is pretty much asking for it.
sweepy stop clicking wit
>>563037174Can you shitpost with a different character? Preferably NTR or Chiyo so I can filter you.
>>563037108Low (0) IQ but triple digit EQ girls are my type
>>563037128nobody is too shy to post here. We just hate you, and I don't mean hate you specifically, I mean the entire thread, you included though.
>>563037221She's not THAT stupid
>>563037108It's a cute voice and she's got one of the sexiest outfits in the game.
It's followed me out of my parent runs and into my CM runs, it's fucking over
I have both low IQ and low EQ. Can you guys give me an Uma wife?
>>563037117Until the 2nd anniversary when Evolved skills are implemented, does that sound fair for you?Maybe global is lucky and gets them with the 1.5 anniversary with Grand Live
>>563037284Grass Wonder
>>563037284Idk if even an uma would want you at that pointYou have nothing going for you
>>563036784She was born in Kentucky, and she has a fat ass.
>>563037284K.S. Miracle
how to do fan runs properly and how many fans can i expect with this deck?
>>563036784
>>563037284what'sa EQ?
hsne
>>563037250Below room temperature for sure
>>563037350fuck off, your replies are not needed
>>563037461Earthquake.
>>563037461Do we really have to explain the difference between IVs and EVs to you?
Yes I am looking at their toes
>>563037585>IVsGrandpa...
>3 Kale drinks>no cupcakes
>>563037597is this bamboo or is this muteki
>Game decides my super creek should lose TSS by not having any fronts in there >Impossible to activate her unique due to lucky pace or because she gets paced down then blocked as a LScool
>>563037669Bamboo
pokemon mentioned
>>563037442Run as many races as you can, make sure you win the G1's, run Japan Cup and Arima twiceDon't you have Kitasan? She has 15% fan bonus, you can borrow Topro for another 15% and better card can BikoBuy lightsticks and use them in Japan Cup/Arima>>563037514You started a post chain with me, so you get a reply, even if you don't like it.
>>563037597I need summer Jordan so bad
>>563037669Yaeno Memory
>>563037630Do those not exist anymore?Are you trolling?
I don't wanna pick up the pen again I'm too lazy
how do you guys stop the urge to use a clock when you lose despite having superior stats
>>563037630did they change what they're called?
>>563037794Maruzen...
>he doesnt know they removed iv cheaters
>>563037821chastity cage
>Chiyonigger and NTRnigger always come to the thread around 3 AM my timeI am noticing.
>>563037740i have but i thought maxxing out is important since she only has 15%this is almost my standard deck anni never reach 1 million fans
>>563037884good.
>>563037630EXPLAIN
>>563036791i got her on a single roll. I still don't get how mine performed so terrible in pisc. A single A tier win..
>>563037275>first classic Jan>then classic JulThis run is so fucking over
>>563037943probably the wrong skills if the stats were right
>we got a better game than fucking pokemonkek
how to beat xoguri?
>>563037794>>563037850>>563037923
>>563037986she had decent skills but taishin also just seemed to perform horrible on pisc. I barely lost to any too, and i got my ass stomped with how sweaty cm11 turned out to be. i was hype to finally have shadow but the umas with midrace velocity really dominated the most tama/golshi/smaru/whale kitas/ vb
>>563038110only thing I have seen consistently beat Oguri is double front+debuffer (dominator and hesitant pace)Even then Oguri just kinda wins a lot
>>563038132WHAT
>>563038132nta, i was bored after ruby and never returned. my fav creature collect is now mhs3
>>563038132but this is the new awful game they just released. why bother playing the official games if you like competitive, just play the simulators.
>>563037914>i have but i thought maxxing out is important since she only has 15%I don't think I understand what you meant by thisYou thought Topro 15% fan bonus doesn't apply until you get the fans? That is for her TE, if that is the caseAnyways, you are probably better borrowing Fukukitaru for more consistent wins, and she also has 15% fan bonusesThis agenda is a bit packed but you mostly want to do the G1's and G2's
I just had a dream of me and kitasan black umapyoing, her umanko and kisses felt so real that I ended up waking up before finishingIt felt really good
>>563038079>>563038132still better gameplay than Honkai Sleep Rail
>>563038220This game is my favorite creature trainer now desu
563038262Kill yourself.
>>563037174i like ai posting
>>563038306>>563037740Sorry messed up my reply
>>563038306meant for >>563038352
>>563038223That's where all the prize money is it's not supposed to be a game, it's an undodgable $60 simulator to add to the tax of already "needing" every cartridge game to compete
Uma with this feel?
>>563038110the only way XOguri can lose is that they somehow couldn't keep up with Front snowballno, you cannot not bring Front. they will get Pace promoted and now you're fucked
>>563038352Stop making your fellow trainers horny
>notices new machan card shilling>checks gold skills>sprint>sprintWe are not saving for that.
ok im horny now, gonna goon to the first image under this
this thread can't get any worse
>AIslop spam still ongoingmaybe I'll go back to sleep, it's 3AM
>>563037108If you can ignore/mute her disasterous voice, she is pretty cute
>>563037275>Cost 280>Available in the shop for 6 turns>You have 148Anon, you should have been able to afford that. Are you not racing or something?>>563037980This one is harder because its summer. Wait for a bad training turn and just do a summer race (ideally the first turn of summer at low energy), then buy the hat after you win the Nigata after Summer. If there is a lot of other good stuff in the shop I'd even consider racing on the last turn of summer as well.
What an unsightly thread
>>563038628I bought the first one, I just wanted to share my despair
>>563038452last time i completed the pokedex it was ORAS, and it took me a week. it was a slog. quitting this shit franchise became one of the best decisions I have ever made. soulless game.>>563038612centraltime poster
>>563038596I do it for the love of the game bwo, /v/ma or not Im weak to slop>>563038612Id take them on on private if I could sorry
what are you guys pulling the coming year?
>>563038612>3you forgot a 1 before thatits 13:10 for you in mumbaj pajeet t/v/anny
ngl our resident avatarfags are less annoying than this AI slopjeet paki shit eating brownoidi apologize to the stegofag and ntrfag in behalf of /uma/
>>563038783Can you make one of Rice getting mating pressed.
>>563038839please come back to /e7g/
post something sleepy
>>563037108>Is just a radiant ball of sunshine that makes you feel happy to be around her>And also has a rocking bodThere's a reason why she won the waifu poal
Okay, so what if I just get Soft Step instead of hydrate, MPB instead of U=MA, not be a fucking Witlit, and then just run XOguri as late, along with 2 other lates on my team?Wouldn't that be stronger than the standard Pace XOguri build?
>>563036991Except Aruvu gets dunked on by Still in Love repeatedly
>>563038797>600+gems for ramonuI admire your paranoia
>>563038797Isn't Summer Maru basically mandatory? LoH is apparently always Front Runner meta
>>563038797>600 pulls for next scenariothis seems excessive, you dont need mlb light hello
>>563037108>trash voiceHow about now?https://files.catbox.moe/tzyd0b.mp4
why did they make daiwa the tutorial uma instead of vodka
>>563038920if you're going to use her anyway why not MLB her and put her in the borrow slot for all the people not pulling her at all? Tachyon being the other card is good too, they're both meta umas even if LH falls off after 4 months.
>>563038797>600 pull chadi kneel...
>>563038783based
>>563036968Looking forward to Lickey
>>563038797>600Bwo, your crystals...
>>563038797Something like this, it's a bit tight, but I don't mind dropping a few bucks if needed
>>563038912>>563038920i had to mlb ssr neicha 3x over 2 banners, i’m not risking that shit ever again
>>563038959Daiwa has big tits
>>563038692>Gets the Fast Learner Cap>Despairs??????
What's sex with Seiun Sky like
>>563038920probably for tachyon?>>563038913/uma/ is has very loud frontfags, you have to filter them out
>>563037943it was a single roll too actually
>>563038959Idk, you tell me
>>563036991Name one (1) time Brian even approached Mayano.Maya is beneath her radar, pun intended.
>>563039004gay
>>563039019>/uma/LoH is Japan only though?
>>563038995*spark 3x to mlbmy incessant rage at this memory has affected my ability to form sentences>>563038913I don’t wanna play fronts, going all in on pace/late
>>563039019Frontgods are /uma/ smartest demographic, you should always listen to them.
>>563039064>674 caratsbwo...
>>563039004Its just like having sex with a cute boy, but not as good because they don't have a penis.
>Sirius has Agemasen'd me 4 times in a rowI hate this bitch like you wouldn't believe
>>563039157>hates her but used her 4 times (soon to be more)Looks like you're all bark and no bite
>wake up and read through the threads>a shitposter got so butt hurt that he is now in /umajp/ to annoy them
>>563039046was just trying to make you feel better that she sucked in cm11
>no more uma threads on /v/>bans/warnings for postingIts over.
>>563038971>>563039019tachyon card is similar to current ntr card, it falls off after one scenario. Light hello is more important because of the fucking currency mechanics
>>563039157At least it has high enough specialty to compensate unlike the prepared to pass whore.
>>563039157i gave up and switched back to yeppers for nsm...
>>563039204I haven't actually seen a warning/ban message being posted.
>>563039204We moved to this thread /v/wo >>562953563
>>563039190Shut up Poodolf
>>563038896
>>563039267
>>563038959to filter casuals. If you dont like tsunderes, dont play my game
Fusu
>>563039202well yeah what do you expect, if global aren't allowed to have /uma/ why would /umajp/ be exclusive? pick a side, either it's the same thread with a different name or it's 2 different threads, one for global and one for jp.
>>563038991I kinda want Mirako as well, she’s cute. Might try and squeeze her in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJWl2Pc3NQYGave me a wet dream.
>>563039381/v/annies have gone insane
>>563037107I almost said Protoss Fukukitaru, but remembered that they have four finger. They do have two invertable thumbs.
taiki is the cooking mama girl
>>563039270This. We can't use /v/ but we can use /vg/ if the JP fags want to take over /uma/.
>>563039460.pdf upload will fix it
I refuse to validate umajp
mandem watches horse girl ASMR
JPniggers are an actual fucking blight
>>563039397
>>563039472
>>563039530wazzup cuzboutta hit sum sf6 after this and use my favourite character, mai
>>563039481
Funds status?
>>563038797Seems similar, but I need to get some creek copies so I can spend my crystals on whoever falls short on the other banners. I'm also probably going to invest in a LB1 Goddess card so I have a free borrow slot for that scenario
>>563039424You absolutely shouldHer story and career is beautiful, it's filled with warm moments and struggles, it's peakThe Miracle run at Kikasho... so good
>>563039629How does this make her go fast?
>>563039629this alt is so cute
Rooms for gesting?
>>563039203>never beat the potential uma allegationsI also didn't see opponents using her win anything even in libra
>>563039740feeder powers
>>563039629Do americans really?
so what's the status on /v/ma
>>563039403damn, you are retarded
>>563039787Raped.
>>563039428>heartbeat with ogurithat fucking got me by surprise
>>563039629why is she putting strawberries on pizza
>>563037669Bamboo. Yaeno's blaze is like carrot shaped, Bamboo's blaze is a curved line, and has a second smaller line to her right.
>equipping an alt to the original plays the originals animation during racistslame
>>563039639
>>563039217are you retarded? theyre nothing alike. Tach is for MASSIVE speed rainbows + high spec
>>563037648Just luckshit out your mood up events.
>>563039740she wants the prize money to feed you more.
>>563039859Common substitute for tomatoesLrn2cook
Sandbagged by my wit sluts.
>/jp/ is getting a new character, let's look at her aptitudes>pace/late>mile/medium>long CAlright, I'll give her a pass
>>563039936read the post again where the other anon specifically states how they are similar and maybe you'll find out
>>563039952that doesn't sound right to me but I also don't know how to cook
What the heck is a fusu
>>563040006>>pace/late>>mile/medium>>long Cwdym new
>>563039530https://youtu.be/LqN6GFm45mk
>>563039859It’s a dessert pizza
>>563038983ricker
>>563040045Same thing with the whipped cream. Why do you think cream cheese exists? Cream is a common cheese substitute.
>>563038797What website?
>>563040006better than>long F
Where is the uma version of this?
>>563040087raisu's titties aren't that big
>>563039639Looking mighty *fine* again after a FineMo spark
Does anyone else hate-watch graphs?
>>563040037don't you want tachyon anyway if you're playing pace? plus that 2 sp bonus is huge
>>563040265Are you actually a numbersfag
>>56303963940k
>>563039639same as yesterday
>>563040273you want a card that is very strong for 1 scenario or you want a card that has longevity? In any case, get comfortable. We will eventually switch to cards that specialize and are essential depending on your strategy/waifus
>>563039787>go on /v/>instantly spotted 2 threadsI think they will be fine
>>563040273If you're maining pace then yeah, otherwise her actual stat output is rather unimpressive. The SP bonus is great as you mentioned, but that needs MLB investment. If you plan on focusing on any other style you can just pray for 1lb from the first spark and be fine since you'll be shelving her after 4 months anyway.
>>563039639I'm ready for the Nishino umanko but I hope she doesn't force my F2P ass to pity I need to save a lot
>>563039639https://youtu.be/KuP0OJOzNKA?si=RfaOUglxt6LeCH4f
what are the future late surger cards?
>>563040441Nah dude those are going to get deleted and every poster in them banned. It's actually over for them, there is no coming back from this
>>563040498>f2p>paid charats?Huh?
>>563040441It’s not fine.
>>563040441There is a particular tranitor that wipes them, at least it was like this 8 month ago
>>563039639for ricker
>>563040574F2P+ don't think too much about it it's complicated I'm still legally F2P
>>563040498>004grim
>>563040628that + is doing a lot of heavy lifting
>>563040576So why are the jannies absolutely seething at Uma?
>>563040680maybe he got them for free
>>563040483Dusting her for what? Pasa+Kita for anyone else than paces?
>>563040524Kris SSR stam card. Latefags should have done an effort to acquire NN wit, Finemo, and Speed fuku.
>563040498Sick bait
>>563040628This is the kind of person who has MLB Kitasan, FineMo, Neicha and Super Creek and swears it was all luck and not their credit card.
>>563040576>WT SnacksIM SO OLD.....
>>563040756But what if I want to run Kris?
>>563039639f2p chads where we at
>>563040727Fuck knows, that ban is off of a single post in the thread early this morning before I went to bed too.
tiwedsleep mayhaps...but I have no content to watch and pass out to
>>563040524Eishin Flash speed (not that great of a card, skippable)Kris S stam (whale card but comes with the mandatory late accel for longs)Cafe Wit (the actual card that you want to pull on to get lose yourself, but comes out shortly before pasa speed)Pocket speed (good card but comes out like right before Pasa speed, which you will want)This is obviously in addition to the scenario cards and Ramonu/pasa that you will have to pull.>>563040747Pasa replaces Kita, so you'll be running Pasa+whatever specialised speed card your strategy or distance wants. So for example front runners will be using Pasa+Smaru
>>563040767I only have KSB and Super Creek and it costed me 2 crystals and a paid voucher you're high if you think that's what a whale account looks like.
Her name is Kris S
can you /v/ faggots stop bitching and just leave to /vmg/ or actually make normal posts here? nobody cares you get bullied out of that shithole
>>563040727They don't like having a recurring thread always being the fastest on the board
>>563040756Kris S is good but it's not worth spending on a distance-specific card, especially a long one
Why the fuck do retards want to have an Uma general on /v/ when /uma/ exists?I mean, good riddance, I hope they can get their /v/ thread so that they dont post here, but I seriously dont get you people.
>>563040850Kris has Lose Yourself on her kit, you are fine
>>563040850You get Cafe Wit I think
I always get promoted to rank 6 and I always get demoted to rank 5.
>>563040949/v/ gives a different vibe to the threadsYou wouldn't understand...
the same reason why people wont make a discord for the general. this was a fine thing to do then a bunch of people started seething about vgcords.
>>563040884>>563040954>>563040962Cafe Wit it is then. I dont care about her and I like Flash/Kris and Fuku as my trainees
>>563040949/v/ retards are mentally ill and would rather sit in that shithole. not saying vg is any better but /v/ is a different breed of a shithole
>>563040949because asshole JP losers ruin /uma/. The only place I can escape NTR and Stego spam is when I make a /v/ thread, but I'm banned from /v/ for trying to make one.
>>563040539>>563040576>>563040615UnfortunateHowever I think they will get some of their comfy posting back in exactly 20 days
>>563041047Save enough for Pasa speed too. Thats the next must pull for EVERYONE.>not caring about cafe, ngmi
Which way?
>>563041029that shit was 13 years ago, let it to uncliving with rose tinted glasses is not healthy
>>563040727I have been monitoring the situation.>/v/ makes a lots of threads>jannies catch up and tell them there is a general on /vg/ if they want to keep posting nonstop>fuckyou.png>jannies start autosagging/deleting threads>/v/ says "okay, we will have sporadic threads">keeps making 3 threads a day>jannies angry>/v/ starts making stealth generals to bypass janny ruling>this goes unnoticed for a bit>but they are so smart they keep doing 3 threads a day>jannies give ultimatum>fuckyou.png we're not going to /vg/>jannies get mods on the line>/v/ma gets purged>now they come crying here
>>563040850Don't pull Kris S btwIt's a meh card but the gold skill is the first accel for late in longKris S has it innately so she can just use Creek and then EarthAnd soon after there's wit Cafe with that skill and it's a way better card
>>563041089fuck off to /vmg/ then, nobody wants you here if you're gonna bitch about irrelevant shit, nobody cares janny slapped you on the wrist
>>563040756>>563040884Ty. Will, I guess I’ll be running Ramonu/Neicha for sprint/mile/med and Ramonu/Cafe for long as far as wit cards go? Or do we run 3 wit at that point?
>>563041152:(Back to umas i guess
>>563040949The notion that video game cannot be discussed on a video game board is retarded
>>563041089Well I play both versions. I'm sure there are people here who do too.
>>563041135I'm saving alright. >spoilerShe does nothing for me and never spooked me. She is kinda with Tachy tho
>>563041089go cry to mods about avatarfags then this is not your hugbox
I went to /v/, they are trying to sneak in some uma threads but they get off topic about other games
>>563041150my HERO gimlet
DANCHOU THE NEW GUY IS REQUESTING PINK SHOES
I am truly amazed /v/ jannies hate umas so much. Its like theyre reddit mods
strange, i think we might have women in this thread trying to stir up drama.
>>563041089How is the shit that gets spammed on /v/ better than what gets spammed here?
>>563041262Yeah pretty much those 2 setups. Eventually in L'Arc you run single wit setups so then you're restricted to either Ramonu or Cafe (though during L'Arc I think we get Dia wit, which will be better than Ramonu for lates)
>>563040884this matches my take as wellthere is one long CM between Kris S and Cafe (maybe a LoH?) and you have Earth by the time the next one comes outyou also have wit Diamond by that second long CM so it'd be easy to just borrow Cafe
>>563041342t. Vodka
>>563039639:(
>>563041150Both.
>>563041112Why do you think that and why so specific?
>>563041289It's not your hugbox either, it's the general for uma musume which I want to discuss
>>563041382/uma/ always had a fair share of women but the /v/ cheese smell will probably drive them away
>>563040949This thread sucks and you all suck.
Post funnies
>>563041494You're not discussing umamusume you're crying about avatarfags.
>>563041529
>>563041494then do it and stop complaining and crying like a bitch, you /v/ tourist
>>563041452Reminder
>>563041594Those are not millions anonchama, those are billions.
>>563041667fuck off you off topic avatarfag, you're worse than the new spammer because we'll still have to deal with you when they stop
>>563041495Ahh, don’t you love this teio song?
>>563041697MORE
>>563041697Not enough
Cm12 test room448177024481770244817702
>>563039002well yeah, the funny hat kills your runbehold, glue (~2500 SP, bought some after the hat)
next room will be better
>>563041814She has a cute hat
>>563041767there's the high quality sweat artist but there needs to be more uma art of this
how the fuck do i build sprint team trials?
I think I'm going to try triple fronts
>>563041779please join still got 2 slots
I hope /v/ browns lose the next CMs so bad that they quit the game entirely
>>563041830it won't
>>563042000sorry bro I'm busy playing mahjong
>>563041814Sirius agemasened me and neither Kita nor Marvelous finished their eventsthe fact that the game gave me late S and a 3* medium pink on her is probably the game's way of telling me to go back to making Ryans
>>563041729that song always felt oddly lewd but maybe it's my cumbrain acting up
>>563042035room?
Do I take it?
>>563041495what do those giant honey drinks taste like
>>563042069Taiki doesn’t look convinced
>>563042069yes
>>563041454>Why do you think that and why so specific?Well it's NTE launch dayGTAutism + Anime + Gacha + Made by chinkI will be surprised if it doesn't flood half of the board and attract most people/shitposters/schizos and mods' attention there
>>563041850
>>563042069Yes. Always gamble.
>>563041767he has "aura" as the kids say
>>563041779>>563042000thank you, i think this might be it2nd round458106104581061045810610
>>563041926based and true
>>563042061Just borrow Yeppers
>>563042125>>563042174Now we do Champion's Cup instead
>>563042174
>>563042128I think the anti-uma schizo and mods are too deranged to ever be distracted by something else, but I hope you are right dude
>>563042113coffee
>>563042069you lose around 30 + race reward stat if you ditch it
>>563042167You ever think about the odds of being born in India or SEA? Every day I'm thankful to God I was born white and not retarded.
I'M GONNA DO IT
>>563042237>singular debuffer not enough to stop oguriMany such cases.
>>563042260Good job, Anon. Deserved.
whales ruin the game.
>>563042174>>563042274This moron dead yet?
>>563042326no, generally I don't think about race wars that I fabricated in my own head
>>563042328literally can't go wrong
>>563042326This might be the first good teio post in /uma/ history
>>563042237final round904507159045071590450715
>>563042328Yes!
>>563042328>>563042410
Gas all chestnuts
>>563042439why is she always rubbing her tummy
>>563042441
>>563042494She hungry
>>563042494feeling rumbly
>>563042494pregante
>>563042494She's a hungry uma
is oguri really banned from all buffets in the tri state area
>>563042368I thought he is in jail right now, but there seem to be fairly recent clips of him, so maybe not.
Why is the t/v/tranny schizo so obsessed with NTR? Sure we have an avatarfag that posts her, but is that really just enough to make him have a melty about jp
>>563042438gg thanks everyone for joining
>>563042589Thanks for hosting anon
Oguri peak
>>563042568I think he loves NTR porn and doesn't realize Narita Top Road is called NTR because it's her name and not her fetish
>>563042549Tama's trainer: "Oguri, where is Tamamo?"Oguri with a Tama-shaped belly: "idk haven't seen her"
>>563042494Hungry, pregnant and fat.
>>563042558Umamusume
>>563042638as in cap
>>563042620no problem, good luck in the CM!
Welp, this is a throwaway run for missions so this race can't be skipped.
>check the /v/ catalogue>thinly veiled /int/ thread>thinly veiled /mu/ thread>/tv/ bing bing wahoo thread>/a/ thread>/co/ thread>twitter screencap thread>gay furfag threaddo /v/fags really
>You can now watch the replay without restarting the game
>>563042686/v/ is genuinely /trash/ but not hidden
I don't see a lot of XOguri winning.Is Xoguri a gaslight?
>>563042647Tama'd career has some weird events
>>563042727welcome back
Cygames insider hereThe next alt will be Cheerleader Curren Chan, screencap my post if you don't believe me
>>563042686sir, this is the umamusume threadhow is your post related to the thread's topic
>>563042686It never really changed honestlyI remember some of the best furry porn stealth threads were on /v/ back in 2012-2013
>>563042645>because it's her name and not her fetish...you don't know that
>>563042674You too!>>563042749Everyone in rooms is specifically building comps that counter or try to mitigate xoguri
>>563042686/v/ is quite literally unusable dogshit which is why /v/ma fags were such a pain in the ass about self-moderation to not let their little oasis go to shit. It did work for the most part. Their threads were on topic to the end and only got killed because the jannoids got tired of there being an active thread that wasn't some off topic culture war bullshit.
Which is the strongest XOguri that has been posted here?
woah
>>563042326sometimes
>>563042765Male prostitute that slept with John Cygames hereI was told it was a double banner with kunoichi Curren and Smart Falcon
the guy that posts ntr and stego are the same guy that complains about them
>>563042686None of those are video games so it's fine
Guys I'm Korean you guys like me right?
>>563042890I choose to believe this
>>563042749from personal experience:/uma/ CM test rooms are generally insanely stacked. I almost never ever win them, and with the same uma, proceed to win a lot in CMSo me winning just once means that the uma is more than worthy for the CM
all the rooms i host will have xoguri users doxxed for the whole general to seetheir d*cks too
I was just randomly making a TT mile uma because I didn't have one from MANT yet and I got S med and S turf in senior apriltoo bad FM agemasen'd me but I wonder if I can run her in CM12 pump on top with unique, stupid phone can't fit all skills now
>>563042765They'll pair her with cheerleader Fuku btw
/uma/ humor has gone down the shitter since /v/ fags started flooding in
>>563042809Do you think making Paces that are not XOguri is a waste of time? Everyone is targeting the position with debuffs so my regular Paces are eating all those debuffs intended for the christmas pig.
whoever gets 30+ seconds of downhill and pace up wins. pure rng. not even wit will helpyou
>>563042986how complex gacha humor can be? we just make fun of unlucky people and paypigs, preferably both
>>563042837Where will they go? I don't think they can recover /v/ma with the entire mod team on their ass
>>563042749I tried Oguri + 2 debuffers in random room matches, had like 40% winrateAfter 3 rooms in a row where everyone did the same, I saw the light and realized such faggotry was not enjoyableI'll use my oshis instead, I'll post their victory screens when they win, and if they get debuffed to death then so be it.
>>563043041>whoever gets 30+ seconds of downhill1200 witsavvy double circlesomeone make a rice shower with super descent
>>563043023Maybe but isn't the dead end of this line of thought to not even participate in the cm
>>563043041brvther this game is goombling all the way downall you can do is mitigate but the chance that some dude’s S rank horse blows your own SS+ horse out of the water never stops existing
>>563043079/vmg/ is quite literally there and has an uma musume thread
>>563043041Don't tell that "!" number means skill points, how the hell are anons getting almost 4K SP?
cool
>>563043041I'm not autistic enough to understand any of these numbers mean
>>563043023Unfortunately yeah. Oguri is so good because of her unique being such a well timed accel this track and pace has no other options for accel other than nsm gambling. So in a vacuum pace outside of Xoguri already isnt great and then when you factor in everyone bringing debuffers and spamming rooms with fronts, pace will just have a bad time.
>>563043023Opera, Dober and Brian. thats bout it. Also dominator hits everyone.
>>563043197>No mediumInstant Glue
>>563043023My Teio wins sometimes in open lobbies and here, it was annoying me because if my AMOguri can't beat her it means she's not good enough.
MAN FUCK THIS LUCKY NIGGER
>>563043305but medium is also glue
>>563043227... Except end closersHmmm
>>563043195It's undiscounted cost, so either fast learner or big sparks from the parent
>>563043414if your end closer is behind lates by the time dominator hits then your end closer is not winning
>>563043414No spurt, its kaput.
DANCHOUUUUUUU
>>563043414you need daring strike if you running end this cm, or you playing goldshi. spurt useless here
>>563043458Yeppers + lucky radiant star
>>563042868iyaaaaaaaa kore wa chottoooooo
new drinking game for people who have nothing to drink: max finemo pre-debut and take a drink every time she lands on wit
>>563043472what's the matter anon, afraid of the pink color?
if this wasn't a throwaway run for the missions (that I'm not even finishing because the non-event ones don't count anything other than 1st), I would've quit
>>563042890Pretty much. Add the AI spammer scatjeet since they all appear and disappear at the same time. You can also use a made up word that one of them spams for the filter and it'll hide all of their posts.
>>563043206its just how many seconds of pace ups and downhill you got, they have a cooldown and theres a proc chance based off adjusted wit. for pacechasers they also have pace down. you can decrease that number with umastan or get lucky and proc a straight at the start.
>>563043547https://youtu.be/QSWTpfk32N8?si=RULuzTR80dOVDkGU
>>563043550Please do this exercise with them right now, Anons.
Oka Sho field
>nyoooooooooo my head le hurties i dun wunna eat le cupcake ;_;
>>563042868dang
Doing a new career for a new uma unironically takes around 6 hours and i cant guarantee if i start a new career that i will get the fucking daily carats for a cleared career that dayIt cant be just because i fucking read slow, even if i just have the text auto-scroll with skip mode at one arrow i swear to god all the text of the story takes multiple hours to runwhat the sweet fuck is going on
>>563043547How about take a shot every time Kitasan isn't in speed training during summer camp
>>563043170You shove /v/'s activity in that graveyard and the entire catalogue will be Umamusume in a week, it would be a disaster
>>563043665Is that our problem though
>>563043197>not even 80 stats
Im just not motivated when game is actively trying to screw me
>Mood crashes from Great to Normal>Rainbow, wait next turn to mood up>Rainbow>Career race>Double rainbow>Career race>Triple Rainbow...
I fucking hate Passover Oguri CRAP
>>563043578your explanation only left me more confused
>>563043721Have you tried raising Wit?
>>563043661that sounds like you actually need a drink to be able to play
>>563043731Mood effect trannies will tell you "bro these cards are better than TE ones"
>fail 15% pre-debut>need to take risk, 35% but fail that too>abandon runsorry danchou, that's -1 run for me today
>>563043765305 by derby is not enough well fuck you game
I need a new club, preferably A or B+ whichever one will be ok with me doing 15 million fans a month871780416249
Stego is a good dad
>>563043867mambo is for you
If you're going to pretend to be the staygoldfaggot at the very least get the images of twitter like he does
filly shocked by her weight
>>563043789Dude it is just a statAll we are saying is not to think it does literally nothing which was what /uma/ thought it did once
>>563043896I'm not pretending to be anyone bwo, I just wanted to post Stego and Lilac
[ ] Nakayama Racetrack[x] Nakayama Festa
Miho Kuroiwa Stable 480 kg2 years old Mare Gray 2024/03/16 bornSire: ContrailDam: ReframeDam's Sire: American Pharoah
>>563043665okay, and? why would I carethey want a thread without /vg/ then there's a choice
>>563036991>my beloved maiden RAPES her senior umasCouldn’t have chosen a better wife
comfy unborrowed run
i remember people saying wit CB is meta, how true is it?
>>563044235for end closers, yes
>>563044235she's meta for end closers and meh for everyone else
>>563043697>>563044173They'd get purged again because they'd turn /vmg/ into an actual Uma board, come on guys it's not that hard to see
>>563044235only if you care about ends, and she is usable without having to go mlb
>>563044203We should go back to borrowed mcqueen hopeless stakes run. Im just burnt out guys
>>563043764Downhill mode lets you consume less stamina.Pace up is free speed.Both are witchecks.
>>563044279again, how is that my issue?if they want a thread without /vg/ people they can fuck off to multiple different options mentioned
>>563044235She has spurt hint and daring strike for chain completion, both of which are core skills for end closers
My gacha luck has been so bad I had a dream last night where I got 3 SSRs in a 10 roll.
The game is nothing but an exercise in the sunk cost fallacy. Nobody is having fun, everybody is just coping.
>>563044341Not him but all he's saying is in the end they'll be back here so it'll still be your issue.
>>563044370just turn off your brain anon, it's not that hard
>>563044370Im just waiting for the bot 2bhI want to do daily botted Bakushin runs
>>563044341They'd be back here, it's my point
>>563044370first time playing a video game?
>>563044370only SEAnigger NEETs found MANT fun because they are used to 10 other billions gachashit routine check humiliation rituals that they also play
>>563044370Im having fun. Its not my problem you arent enjoying the characters and their stories
>>563044279have you tried not spamming on cooldown? how is that an /uma/ issue, if you don't want to post here and want high posts per minute, go make a discord or something
>>563044380they should assimilate then and act like normal people instead acting like subhumans but I guess that's too much for people who visit /v/ on the daily I guess
>>563044370I used to cope that I at least have the threads to funpost but it's hard to even get that nowadays
>>563044447You mean retarded JPniggers who wanted to slave for MANT runs
>>563044447now say that without the tears
>>563044468How many stories are you reading on your 100th oguri career?
>no longer finds the game fun>surely no one else does too and everyone else is just playing because of sunk cost fallacy, just like memaybe you should quit
>>563044484I'll just move to /umaJP/ instead
>>563044487I'm pretty sure they do considering how well their threads usually are. Our threads always had bad actors even before /v/ma was purged, and the only different now is that (You) or the others now have a new boogeyman to blame.
>>563044526I don't shed tears for waste of air, get a hobby. I wish I saved that gachashit routine check webm that keep getting posted a while ago on /v/ so i can rub in on your stupid manlet brown face
>>563044625Then do it I don't see why you're still posting here
>>563044447>SEA>NEET>In this Trump making oil prices x3 economyWell fuck you American I hope you get your heads chopped off by Muslims>>563044370Game is made with empty promises, QoL is negligible. Daily legend being 1 shard on accelerated schedule makes things boring
*kisses Curren on the lips**catches herpes*ha, nice
Why is nishino flower so seductive?
>Game has gibs>Poorfags think they aren't enoughI'm still of the opinion that they should have accelerated faster and also not ported any QoL earlier, nor gibs.
I will NOT pull for Nishino
>>563044745so its a third worlder (europoor) complaining. I am unsurprised.
>>563044673I don't care about the avatarfags because I have enough brain to filter and ignore them, what is pointless is the /v/ tourists complaining about getting banned here which is just pointlessjust make normal posts and who cares, be chill
>>563044794Don't fall for it.
>finally got the guts to press the paid pull button>valentine eishin flashAnd yep I'm never gambling again.
>>563044673I mean the reason they didn't want to post here in the first place is because /uma/ is in a constant schizo meltdown
So, if I want to make a CM13 Maru parent, I need to forcefeed her pace skills, right?And I don't need a Nishino parent for CM13, right?And SFV is not good, right?
>>563044868Understandable enough. We already deal with metaposts in here so even more is unnecessary. >>563044920As sad it is, they're correct.
just ended a run with 400 guts what the hell
>>563044920the schizo is currently in /umajp/ tho
>>563044947Hag
>>563044915>he rolled the scam banner?DUMP IT
>>563044814it's kinda crazy how much free shit we've been getting lately
>>563044370I still enjoy the uma stories and the events are generally cute (this one sucked though)
saved
>>563038797undecided on the goddess banner, i mean I would have the funds but man it's such a scam
>>563045028True, /jp/ is sinking right now. You should join the fun
>>563045014just be normal and make nice posts instead complaining and we would be good, we really don't need them to come here and complain about bansanyway flasshu boobs
>>563044735I've been posting in /umajp/ for like 2 hours straight. Stealing that image btw, I love Tosen Jordan.
>>563044947>>563045036Answer my question.
if only it was medium
>>563045085Where do we find the calculator again?
>>563037108
>>563044947Try to get universal skills like PTO, THH, Slipstream, Groundwork, Uma stan instead so you can use your parent for every distance and every styleYou only need specific parents for spurt, groundwork or other must have skills like that.>>563045120Gwo I was still writing
I wanted to continue my break but if I don't get 2M fans today my account will be forever bricked, what do I do bwos, is it possible? I'm not that much of a grinder
>>563045208pretty easy, MANT can give you like 800k fans on the low endprepare to lose like 3-2 hours though
>check umajp>the schizo admits to being a redditor /v/ma niggas really ? >>563044748
>>563045268Did you know our own Singaporean Sweep browses reddit and discord who cares at this point
>>563041767Why is the honse melting
>do like 30 runs with Fine Motion wit as my borrow. >I decide to switch to Yeppers wit because NSM is worth more than a few hundred extra wit on what I'm making>FiMo shows up randomly>TWICE
I know who can BEAT XOGURI
>>563045268>JP right nowhttps://youtu.be/qBm3uYuAiDs?si=9dLGmEc7wYO_Emam
>>563045159https://UmaCaratCalculator.com
I feel scammed
>>563044494I really hope they get their thread back soon. Its only a day or two in and its already getting unbareable. There were pockets of nice times but now everytime I check in its just the same.
umas you have you havent done a career with:I got spooked by hishiama and I still havent done her career, she is currently at 4 stars.
>can't even reach 1 trillionThe world was weak
>>563045181>Try to get universal skills like PTO, THH, Slipstream,I'm never deleting this guy it seems, what a GOAT of a card.
>>563045268Do you not understand what a falseflag is? the schizo is making long essay posts, not a post that only says "I am a redditor laugh at me"
golship week gives you 1 daily free pull right?
>>563045253sex this fatty
>>563045441Global is dead, its whales vs whales at this point
>>563045403Hishi AmazonWinning TicketTokai TeioTM Opera OHishi AkebonoEishin FlashMatikanetanhausser
/uma/ is too weakYou will not survive the winter
>>563045403will probably never play reddit tachyon, mcqueen and mambo
>>563045397It won't stay the same for long it'll get worse once they give up on reclaiming a spot in /v/
>>563045397I wasn't even talking about them but our usual schizo but okay
>>563045441I want more gibs
>>563045441Why is Doto flat and in laisu's outfit
>>563044947Yes, SFV is bad now even though it was usable during CM1 since they changed activation conditions.
>>563045617makween is cute desu wa
imagine Sweep Tosho in your account right now
>>563045787That would be dangerous...
>>563045403winning ticket teioakebonoryan
>>563045787I will not put Malware in my computer willingly
we could've hit a trillion if they let us....
>>563045787>endew
>>563045860It is not over yet
>>563045860Smart Falco looks so Dumb Falco there
>>563045770many are saying this
Any cuties here untainted by the cruel savagery of the world?
>>563045441Most of the fans are twitter larpers, what did you expect?
>>563045397This thread has some fine people and I've been posting the images I considered too saucy for regular /v/ threads, so that has been fun.However you have a huge problem with malicious actors just trying to make everyone else more miserable. I don't know how to describe it other than antisocial behavior.
>>563045919Yes, that's exactly the point I'm making, we're on track for a trillion by event end
>>563045957Whatever might you be talking about?
>>563042801I would not be surprised. They're not exactly geniuses you know.
>>563045153EXPLODE
>>563046087Orange retard
>>563046087hey cutie
hot umamusume slut leg open naked squat masturbating
>>563046191
>actually being affected by orange retardMust suck living in a third world. Worst effect on me is stock prices.
>>563046191>>563046229Hello, I am clueless and gullible
>>563046291Imagined my oshi doing this. Hot af.
Chiyono O hate
Chiyo HATE
>>563046302
Spread love not hate
>purged my decent pwr groundwork parentdamn being lazy fucked me over somehow
Refugees welcome!
>>563046347>>563046372you only hate me because I won't flirt with you
>>563046445Oguri HATE
>>563046445ironic when ogurin is spreading hate right now
Post sexy
Maya's trainer is a woman
>>563038991pace schedule looks very light, but then cygames starts to milk pacecucks for their money once every uma starts getting released as pace.
sometimes (like just now) girls' legend u starts playing in my head unprompted, this song slaps so hard>>563046456I don't get people who don't instantly mark any potential good parent
>>563046491>>563046534Oguri is the goodest honse though
>>563046445LOVE IS STRONGER THAN HATE
>>563046581KIMI TO
If 7 orange retard dies tomorrow.
>>563046584A cute
>>563046606EL HATE
>>563046581KIMI TO HASHIRI KISOI GOORU MEZASHIHARUKA HIBIKE TODOKE MUSICZUTTO ZUTTO ZUTTO ZUTTO OMOI YUME GA KITTO KANAU NARAANO HI KIMI NI KANJITA NANIKA O SHINJITEHARU MO NATSU MO AKI MO FUYU MO KOE NEGAI KOGARE HASHIREAH SHOURI E
>le 7nothing fucking happens
They call her Sleepy Seiun because you sleep soundly at night.
>>563046629He will just get replaced by another puppet
7 and I marry Opera ONot 7 and Opera O marries me
umamusume?
7 and the Mambo exodus we were promised 3000 years ago finally happens next month
which uma musume song for this feel?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9EyhYt2TeI&pp=ygUQd2UgYXJlIHRoZSB3b3JsZA%3D%3D
>took risky business on xoguri>bricked
>>563046782Those two are inu musumes
>>563046772you can tell it's fake because Bright's reaction speed is too slow to register feelings this quickly
>>563046879there are two inumusume inside you
Howdy my fellow /uma/ggasWhich one of you is responsible for the tard melty in /umajp/
Starting to think next bread wont be butter either
>>563046769Im so lucky!
What does Matikanefukukitaru have to do with Israel?
The (You) is off the charts
Look how cool she is
>>563046923don't care post more ai ohimba umanko
>>563046923/v/maman got bored of not getting bites here I guess
chiyofag doesn't even have to post about the orange retard and you start making the thread about him. why do you let chiyofag have this much power over you.
DO NOT TAKE FIGHTING SPIRIT I BRICKED MY XOGURI WITH THIS
>>563046923Not us this time believe it or not
>>563046938yeah but that's because of >>563046379 probably planning something
Should I eat another slice of banana cream pie?
>big teio
>>563047010>a kiss for courageholy shit nigga what are you doing
>>563047032No, you're already fat enough, Spechud.
I'm not just any retardI'm the retard
>>563047032Yes, when it comes to desserts, always go for seconds
important poalhttps://poal.me/e6v11r
>G*ldshi
>there are disgusting goldshitfags in my general right now
>>563047117What a fucking SLUT
>>563045921You guys have to deal with this retard on a daily basis? I feel bad for you guys
>>563047209What's the context of this gif?
Odds I use my ticket on Jordan, evens I get Akebono
>>563047130>Neo first>Kris S secondWhat does that tell me?
>>563047268stinky
>>563046946Fat stuffed Creek is so hot, she is so built to grow
>>563047267Yeah, sorry for what's happening in there
There are Wonder Acute, Neo Universe, and Tarumae GODS in the general right now
>>563047268stinko did a windy
>>563047267the recurring shit-stirrers are usually pretty easy to ignore
>>563047209>>563047216Golshi is cute, strong and meta. Cope, faggots
who's the uma for me if i look like this
>>563047384>I am SEAAgnes Tachyon.
>>563047384Kitasan Black
>>563047267All it takes is one avatarfag to mind break some fag?I'm too old for this shit manWhat the fuck is wrong with the new generation
>>563047130There is a singular other person in this thread that is looking forward to NY Dia and I just want to know that you are seen and loved (I ideally want to get both NY alts from the banner)
>he's skipping the best banner of the yearlmao
>>563047267Sorry for what's happening grandpa.
Nobody likes Fuji here?
What a good run, what a good ace. With her speed she can hold her ground with XOguris.
>>563047267That isn't the NTR nigger
>cock and balls that highb-based??
>>563047487There's at least 3 of us
>>563047591That's what nonstop propaganda does to a mf.
>>563047638gwo that is just yeppers
>>563047673qwo that's a ponytail
>>563047478/uma/ has several shitty and persistant avatarfags to be fair>>563047267NTRfag and Stegofag are worse
>>563047267that retard usually shuts up once he gets called out for not playing the game
how come she looks like THAT when the other symboli's don't
>>563047591>le meta horse is le most wanted horseWoah so based xddd
>>563047267Yeah. We usually just laugh him though.
>>563047796The stegofag barely even says anything
>>563047807She's autistic and brown, but also from America
WARNINGIT'S CURREN-TLY6PM IN INDONESIATHE SHIFT AT THE PESTICIDE FACTORYIS OVERnot that it matters when every nigger on the planet has a stolen smartphoneHIDE AND IGNORE BROWN POSTS
i was the one who started the nishino flower rape meme
>>563047267We have like 3 schizos which is most likely all a samefag that we have to deal on a daily basis. Filter does help but others just can't help replying to him when he starts samefagging hard.The NTRfag does in fact shit up the thread while appearing to help anons from time to time.He also maliciously creates threads, like with our other schizos who often do the same to our OP.
>>563047861yeah, that's part of the problem, this ain't an image dump thread
why does everybody (me included) want Neo Universe so bad?
>>563047130>Tama
>>563047267It's the curse of a F2P gacha, I wish Japan charged a small monthly fee just to get them out, even a 1 dollar monthly fee would clean the game of these retards.I'm more surprised that JP bros are even entertaining him instead of calling the jannies on his retarded offtopic ass.
>>563047946what's with those weird ass bonus splits
>>563047939Everybody wants to be Italian
>>563047905>Filter does helpshare your filterlistNo I will not filter "NTR", I need that for non-uma threads I participate in
Since we're barely talking about the game anyway I'd just like to quickly remind you guys that Muv Luv is very good and you guys should give it a chance if you feel like doing some reading
>>563047939I love my alien wife
>>563047939She is part of the funny sleves club
>>563047939ayys are cute
>>563047905>helps others>malicious which one is it retard, make up your mind
>Neo Universe higher than Mr. Cock and BallsSo this is the best timeline after all.
>>563048021>No I will not filter "NTR", I need that for non-uma threads I participate inlmao based
>>563048063>29 wins sub 2500 sp garbage honse
>>563048092both deserve love
>>563045403never done ryan, never will. same with tickezo.
>>563048073Those are not mutually exclusive.>>563048063>stamina eater>mile corners>accelerationNice skills bwo.
ayabe!
Half TP is almost overWe all going to do 2x reward and 2 careers daily only at most
>>563047969>I'm more surprised that JP bros are even entertaining himThey didn't have any of their own shitposters for some time now, so with their old age, they have forgotten how this is supposed to be dealt with
>>563047946chud supreme
LMFAO
>>563048351Ayabe thighjob
>>563047267Is that the spoiler schizo?
>>563048434Yes
>>563048434Yeah, he's trying to explain them that NTR images make him seethe so he needs a new general on /v/
>>563048434yep >>563044849
>wasn't paying attention and entered tenno sho spring before buying skillsmy parent is going to be shit now...
She's home
>>563048572Onahole
>>563048572post panties
this avatar fag hater reminds me of this really autistic person called bradly dragon
>>563048376They have shitposters, but they send them to /uma/ to post NTR and Stego because /umajp/ shitposters don't shit where they eat.
>>563048572lewd pose
>NeoUni 9 votes>Mr. CBT 8 votesIncredible
>>563037108I like big titsAll umas with big fat racks must be goodThere's no way they're bad
CM room352538473525384735253847
>>563048426while she's wearing her bodysuit
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY AYABE FAGS SUDDENLY
>>563048434Yeah. He's trying to create a really strange narrative where he's saving /uma/.
>>563048680>All umas with big fat racks must be good
>>563048846her english is even better than Taiki's
why are people making f rank makqeeuns
>>563048694Still 3/9 please join
>>563048846she is good, she's just extremely ugly
>>563048779its just me
>>563048908I didn't make any aces yet, can I still join?
I still don't get why he is so obsessed with NTR, and how going on a crusade against NTR on /umajp/ will help with getting /v/ma back from the ban
>>563048906Falco give 80k fans, so you just crash a run asap for most efficient gains
>>563048619No
>>563048969???wtf does /v/ma have to do with him
>>563048965It just became full
>>563048969low IQ third world brains work in mysterious ways
>>563048846yeah?
>>563049009>spatsThis too is erotic
>CM rooms>look inside>xoguriNah
>>563048572where get
I don't think there are any bad umas
>>563049036I think anon thinks that he is from /v/ based on this post >>563041850
stop being so toxic weirdos
>>563048969/v/ma has nothing to do with it, he is shitposting in /umajp/ as revenge because the NTR spammer comes from there. It's probably the fag that told NTR not to reply to them here: >>563037514
Show me the strongest Oguri you have seen, I wanna see how my late surger can beat it
>cyGAYMES wants you to believe these are fresh young rookies who want a toreina
>>563049036>/v/maThey're the new bad guy we can blame all our faults on. Get with the times.
>>563049106Wrong
All this just because some guy doesn't know how to [-] an avatarfag
yeaah boi
What does this say about /uma/?
>>563049183Me getting untucked
>>563049173>4 hags and an illegal pajeet
>>563049239it says /uma/ is lying when they say they hate curren
>>563047130ALL OF THOSE 5 PEOPLE CANCEL YOUR VOTES FOR HELIOS SHE'S MINE
>>563049119The guy never mentioned /v/ before and I don't think anybody on /v/ ever complained about JP umas. Granted they don't have annoying avatarfags like we do, but still it's clearly a falseflag shitpost.
i've seen SS win more practice rooms than XOguri. She's the dark horse of this cm.
>>563048694>>563048908These front heavy rooms make it so Maru and Falco can't ultone more637079846370798463707984
>>563049183this ruins my immersion, I only wear dresses. who at cygames do I file a complaint to
>>563049104Got it from surugaya for 8000 yen since that's the cheapest one I could find, I think there should be some on most second hand stores but they're all a bit overpriced
>>563049281Helios is made for ojiisans only, if you are under 30 you are not allowed to oshi her
>>563049335Who's SS
>>563047130Literal a whole year of skipping
Whats the room etiquette? If I win a room should I continue joining or let other anons take my place? If my umas are better then it's probably not fun for the hoster to watch me win over and over but if my victory came from rng then to properly test I should be rejoining right?I might be overthinking this
Retards
>>563049239It means uma is very easily swayedThere was a post last night that claimed Neo Uni would be the new meta hotness and now everyone wants to roll for herIf you want to boost your oshis numbers just start gaslighting people
>>563049387looks like you're in the wrong thread, try /umaJP/
>>563049401>If you want to boost your oshis numbers just start gaslighting peopleThis is what I've been doing
>>563049384>Whats the room etiquette?I join one room, then only join the other rooms if he posts 6/9 or something and nobody else joins.
thanks...
>>563049242>>563049363>>>/bant/
>>563049401>If you want to boost your oshis numbersI'd rather not
>>563049273I HATE CURREN
>>563049401can't wait until the moment in three years I get everyone to come around on City
>>563049036>>563049147>/v/ma has nothing to do with itmaybe, I'm not sure anymoreif you follow the reply chain you can find the schizo say he is from /v/ and that he wants to have a general for himselfof course I'm not piling everyone in the same bag because that's dumbI'm just curious how ranting about NTR will get his /v/ma back
>>563049384Nobody really cares, I usually don't join the same room twice in a row to give others a chance to join but there are no actual "rules" about it
>>563049239For me its Tamahttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/1ATKC4bRgh0?feature=share
>>563049368>>563049104tons on mercari
>>563049368aieeeeeeee im going to be a plushie paypig
>>563049508Which posts say he is FROM /v/? The post you linked says he's from /uma/ and uses /v/ as a backup when /uma/ has avatarfags derailing it.
>>563049456>>563049514Thanks anons, guess I'll sit out more in the future then. Think with this cm in particular too there's probably more value in letting more people rotate in and out due to how different comps can affect your umas.
>>563049384just join and have fun
>>563049476Lies
>>563048572holy fuck you put your penis on it didnt you
I want to visit old hors but I am too poor for that
>>563049384You join rooms to test your umas, if you believe your umas are not that good then you should definitely join rooms as /uma/ rooms are usually most of the time Finals A rooms.Joining up multiple times is up to you.
>>563049361Instead of building a lead my fronts killed each other off instead. Lovely, so lets do one more.675849876758498767584987>>563049384There's no etiquette other than keeping things anonymous like picrel. It's a little tedious but /uma/ has better quality trainers than the randos at pubs.
>>563049614>feminazi
The only NTR anon on /v/ is a positive guy who only avatarfags when people are sad about losing CM, this fucking faggot has nothing to do with us. Stop blaming us for everything but especially him
pubs are better bwo. you can get someone from the top 10 win rate players in pubs to school you
>>563049384I never join twice or more in a row unless it doesn't fill up to let the host test his umas against multiple opponents, but I don't think most people care. I've seen plenty of rooms having the same 3 anons race eachother.
>>563049614I want to be raped by Dober
>>563049818>usgo back
>>563049818that makes /v/ sound a lot more appealing honestly, our topro poster is the worst one here for being disingenuous about "helping" while being one of the most malicious posters here deep down.
SEIYAAA
>>563049794She’s just a little shy
>>563049718If there's one etiquette please send 3 aces unlike this retard. we'll doxx you
Triple late with late xog, y/n
ayabes career rivals are roidedthis is tennospring oppy
>>563049976y
>>563049976No
damn my fuji got 3rd, if I didn't get agemasen'd for speed star she would be good
>>563049960She hates men
>>563049614>raped by Light Hello yesterday>raped by Dober todaycan trainer get a little break?
IM the trainer
>>563050036We like the anime
>>563050036Chestnutfags
>>563049818the NTR anon from there is the same NTR anon from here dude, they're literally the same, it aligns perfectly with his posting style, always kind, quiet and reserved, helpfuli miss when they posted their plushie adventures in /umajp/
>>563050036Like yuri and the anime/films
>>563049384If someone posts a bunch of IDs, join one then spectate the rest; afterwards save everyone involved as practice partners then spam those until you had your fun and by that I meant 30 races' data for you to feed into that parsing website.
I cringed reading that autofellating post
>>563050036Add +1 vote for Matikanefukukitaru.
>>563050150>>562953563
>>563050031She is “uncomfortable” around men for like the first year of her career and ready to jump on your dick after
the only solution to this is to make a discord server
>>563050223>saving umas from races you didn't enterI DID NOT CONSENT
>>563050150it's a shame he has tricked you with his surface level bullshit so much, the NTR poster here is an asshole that completely lacks respect for other posters and only tries to look "nice" on the surface. I tell that asshole not to reply to me and he tries to bait me into an argument by smugly doing it again, there's nothing kind about that.
>>563049718I wish I could use anime Teio
>>563050036OG3 supremacy.
you're slow with image again
>>563050036>Stego >2Bullshit. Shouldn't even be 1 considering that faggot is only using her to shitpost
>>563050343>I tell that asshole not to reply to me and he tries to bait me into an argument by smugly doing it againPfftahahaha, you're such a little bitch.
>>563050150based i like the topro poster and always thought the hate was manufactured by a single schizo, turns out I was completely right looking at the state of the jp thread lol
Can we talk about playing the game or umas we like again next thread please
>>563050321She's still a pos
>>563049690Next time I go to Japan I will definitely go to the Hokkaido area and do hors stuff.I went to the Tokyo racecourse like 3 weeks ago when I was there lastIt was fun.
>>563050036Idk who the other 3 are, but know that you are based
>>563050431Post mor images then
>>563050415>they're so kind>no they intentionally stir drama>you're a bitchthanks for proving my point, topro poster.
>>563050431I want to sniff this boy
>>563050431/v/fags get mad if you even post an ecchi image though
>>563050031Based.
>>563050431No gorilla
>>563050434Nah, she cool, I forgive her with my cock
>>563050150yeah because using moon runes bullshit for our OP is totally helpful when I'm trying to find /uma/ and assume the one with huge moonrunes over a character not yet in global must be /umajp/
>>563050498Shitters blaming them for everything has done more damage than /v/fags themselves. Stop with your boogeyman already.
>>563050454
>>563050483
>>563050339Every public room is having it's data raped by a scraping bot already, but I haven't seen anyone complain about THE database that has the best information regarding CM.
>>563050483Will do>>563050497They'd smell a lot like fish though>>563050498think as long as you dont post outright porn or obvious slop you should be fine right?
>>563050036NothingNot a single room had any of these umas, it's all xoguri
